JAR Media Posdact - Completely Fungible Token (CFT) - JARCast Episode 261

Episode Date: February 14, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:25 Housekeeping (DRAMA) 14:17 The Oscar Nominated Free Guy 16:58 The Shiba Army 30:00 Alex Talks about Sing 2 33:21 Ghostbusters Afterlife 34:40 Book of Boba 41:48 Alex Gushes about Succession 47:12 Mid Break 49:45 Travis Scott Burger 52:22 Buzzcut Ack 54:34 Apprentice Gaming 56:03 Preferred Sleeping Position 59:20 The Reactors are Back 1:02:02 Sam H Doc Bamboozle 1:05:14 Moving to NZ 1:06:51 Jims Thoughts on Seinfeld Ending 1:09:13 Do you game together? 1:13:20 Shoes Inside

I'm really ill. I've come down with this thing called the COVID virus. I don't know if you've heard of it. Do you think that's funny to joke about? Well, everyone's got COVID at the moment, so maybe. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to this episode of the Jiam Media podcast. It is episode 321-2161.

I can't see the phone. It's fine, no, I'm going to see. Fucking idiot. Today I am joined by Alex. Hi, I've got, wait, hang on. Before you introduce Jim, I just want to say, bleedy, bleedy, crusty, creamy. Einy weeny, bonvini. And Jamie's here.

A big thank you to the Patreon's over Patreon. They've recently received a new video early of our review of Halo. Yeah, which should be up for everyone. now if you're listening to this yeah it'll be up on the YouTube channel we've got some other videos in the works and uh give us a like on a Spotify Patreon iTunes and SoundCloud um how are we doing today folks I'm feeling good I like I'm recording the cast this time of the day you know it's quite strange for my routine because it is currently a Thursday morning we're recording on a Thursday

more midday Thursday afternoon what's your honest opinion honest breakdown of this Thursdays. Um, they're shit. Where it lies in the week. I think there, they shouldn't even be. They, what's, what, they should be plucked out? What utility does a Thursday have? It's, it's, it's, it's kind of a necessary evil because Monday, Monday's like, oh.

No, Monday's like, no, shut up. Um, I think we've discussed this before, but like, Mondays are quite good. Mondays are the best day of the week. Now, Thursday's the good tea day. Tuesdays can go bite one, you know? Yeah, Tuesdays are shied. Why Tuesdays? It's not the midway point, it's not the beginning, it's not the end, it's just fucked.

It's limbo, it's the limbo day. No, that's Thursday. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, the worst of anything is penultimate. No, I disagree because on Thursday, when you're in work, you're thinking,

tomorrow's like a half day, because most people leave work early on Friday. So you're like, oh, this is the last. full day. Slackers leave early on a Friday. Yeah, fucking part-timers do work on a Friday, Thursday. Actual people that work hard and trying to get that house at the age of 20. You mean

35? 65. Ever? Before death, maybe. No, the people really grinding hard putting in the hours. Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours? And taking what's theirs. They're the ones staying

late till Thursday and coming in Saturday. And coming in Saturday. I'm not on Sunday. Saying in late Friday. Then working from home on Sunday, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then reset on Monday.

And that's how it should be. We should all be drones, um, not thinking about anything apart from, um, generating wealth for the, so that we can buy a house, die and have the majority of the wealth we've earned.

Go to the government. Yeah. So they can spend on their mates. This is an awesome, like, awesome grift you got going to never. good idea yeah it's called um politics baby just don't don't work hard for yourself work hard for your boss's bonus that's that's the grind grind set mindset yeah you're still you're still benefiting so yeah work hard make sure your boss can buy another Ferrari mm-hmm yeah while you struggle to pay rent yeah fuck you work hard play hard die hard no work hard never play hard

Work hard, never play, watch die hard once a year And then die Softly In Minecraft No, I think you'd rather die hardly Dying softly is like on a bed of feathers In a mansion, dying hard is like I wouldn't be surprised if like Bruce Willis is in

Die Hardly, that's like the next one Hardly Die Hardly Die Bruce Willis Hardly dies In Die Hardly In the new one Let's do some housekeeping Okay

We made like a bunch of mistakes In the last episode No When do we ever Um No but this is the whole Squadron For why we need

Housekeeping To correct your mistakes To correct my mistakes What do you mean What do you mean What do you mean squadron This is the whole squadron Why we have housekeeping

I'm just trying to That's a good title episode What squadron A good title episode Oh Title of an episode we are actually speaking of title episodes last episode was kind of

named like the the piss episode the yellow episode because the white balance was like just fuck for some reason so I had a yellow tinge to it and made it look like a like a movie from the mid 2000 it kind of looks like how your vision is after you piss in your face yeah Will Varley left a comment saying

we've entered the yellow era of jar opens with a piss story too yeah it did it was a nice like a pink floyd album like loop to the last episode for those paying attention how I don't know you're on about

those who know they know if you know you know yeah I suppose um there was this one probably the most controversial thing was the James bet and how he's like just trying to get out of it in any way he can you upset the jarlings

like Kane's the name um he said I'm of the belief that If James refuses to pay based on the idea he didn't choose his words carefully enough, that's on him for putting money down on a statement he didn't truly want standby. The bet was made and James must honour the bet, or he'll never be trusted on a bet again. James simply has to take the ale and be more careful next time. Stonkin pod is always, lads. Yeah, I've, you know what, I agree with this one.

After some thought, because initially I didn't, initially I was on James's side, I will admit, But after the arguments put forward by this lovely jarling, I'm inclined to agree, James. How do the jarlings know it hasn't been settled behind closed doors? Because I've said it's not been settled, and Alex is moderator. No, no, no, Alex has been paid off by you. Alex hasn't received, I'd happily pay him off if I'd get paid off by you, as in you settle the bet that you made and shook on. Well, because, no, because this wasn't settled at Amica Blue, they're kind of asking for blood now, the jarlings, like Pepsi man for Smash says James made the bet.

He says he meant to say something else, but the fact is he didn't, and that's his responsibility. He should pay the money and possibly pay extra and damages for contesting the bet in the first place. Well, this is my exact point, because I'm of the belief that I could take James to court and take way more than 50 pounds. In fact, I could ruin James's life. I could ruin James's life. A handshake is binding. A handshake is... It holds up in court.

So if I get a lawyer, and it would be a good lawyer, I'd take you to court, then I'd get a settlement of, I don't know, something small, like a couple tens of thousands or whatever. But then you'd have to pay the lawyer fees. um the footage is blowy enough to get the fake out so well about this was probably the most extreme one from hoodie james i think overall duty or negligence towards the bet the jarlings have all colloquially agreed that you now owe alex and jim 100 pounds each to compensate for the overall damage costs no me 200 pounds why

do you get anything well because i'm moderating here and i feel like to be fair i'm doing pretty good job so you're kind of like the lawyer and james is to yeah yeah straight up i'm lawyer, Alex, this episode. Okay. Lallix. I'll be the most truthful and trustworthy yet. Nice. You know what?

The power of the people is you, the jarling. So I say, no, not you. You're not a jarling. You're an A. So just keep your voices being heard and don't let injustices like this going on throughout the world, but this at the moment is the most important one. This injustice is

outweighs everything else that you can concern yourselves about in terms of putting yourself towards a cause that matters I want your voices heard I need you to make this man understand the mistakes he's made and he needs to make them right I'll just buy you a cabab it'll be fine 50 quibcabre be a big ass cabab I'm just going to like really quickly

rattle through a few mistakes from the last episode just to just put it out there address it, get it done. Okay, we're acknowledging Finland is not in Scandinavia. Right. Scandinavia. Okay, I... Fact-check that. I disagree.

I... No, but you, don't you just call the, the, that, just... If it's cold and has snow, it's in Scandinavia. No, it's like a blanket term. Because if you, if you say Scandinavia to someone, they're going to shoot, they believe that Finland is in Scandinavia.

Why? It's just Amazon. Shall I go get it? Yeah, if you want. Yeah, unboxing episode I'm not giving you that 50. Why? No, I'll give you the 50 pound when I have 50 pounds a spare. No, but you could have 50 pounds a spare, but you'll never make 50 pounds a spare. Oh, of course I do. I always have 50 pounds a spare.

Okay, give me 50 pounds. Sure. I'll buy you cock instead. No. Fucking Bezos. It was Amazon What was it? It's actually the

like Ethernet sputter in the cable Oh sick Oh shit yeah that's cool That's cool I think that's gonna come up later actually So Scandinavia is a blanket term

Used by basically everyone To refer to that part of Europe Just take the lot No no no no No I'm standing my ground on this one No because it's like If everybody Everybody assumes

The Finland's a part of Scandinavia I don't Even if it's not, it's just like everyone believes that. So it might be actually false, but as a blanket term, it works and it's fine. No, I like your point. If it's wrong and it's proven to be wrong, but you believe it's right, then it's right. Anyway, I said I was going to rock it through these, but we just spent like five minutes. No, we need to stand our ground.

Yeah, but this is exactly what I was talking about when you've got to stand up for the things that matter. Yeah. Max Jones says Sony is multiple times the size of Activision, by the way. yeah whatever i'd like to disagree with that now i will disagree with that because you literally google sony's value how much is sony worth how much is sony worth like fiver so sony corporation well it was on a link i saw that was like worth less you sure it wasn't place that jim count him down he's got five seconds three two four out okay um so Sony has a market cap of

143 billion Which is It's obviously more 143 billion But that's a market cap And Microsoft market cap is 2.27 trillion No but it was Activision, not Microsoft We were saying Activision

Yeah, but no, but Microsoft bought Activision and their market cap is... This is a great example of James once again moving the goalposts just lost Yeah, I was wrong. I did not fact-check the one website I looked at that showed that Sony's

fucking value is less than Actvision I'm sorry I'm not an econominist We were saying about McDonald's and KFC skins in Fortnite Epic Man said they're not real and they're not real

I fucking told you Unnamed Channel said yeah the KFC skin isn't KFC skin isn't real you goons I never said it was I forgot there was an option that was I did I not tell you at the time

that they look fake but that's the thing though it's like they all look fake to me yeah everything

what does it matter anyway yeah just as yeah and like at some point you better believe

that shit's coming yeah um juster's not Justin says which boss did pyro dub in secro

I can't seem to find any info now we're talking about Hunt Down the Freeman we mentioned pyrocynicals in it but we said rice pirate

but that's who we're talking about he's the one who's in Sekira he does multiple voices but I remember him as lone shadow long swordsman so just so people know that one um are there any other

there's yeah that's the majority this is just the cancellation episode Jarm media yet again got things wrong yeah addressing the allegations um who does it's like who you actually cares it's like we're not spreading false information

here when we're talking about no i just it's like the whole reason i like the whole housekeeping segment it's like we can just quickly address like no but that's the thing it's like how many friend groups out there routinely say things that are wrong and they never get addressed because that's kind of what you do in your friend group when you just haven't fully checked something it's just a normal fucking thing to do and it's just because we're on youtube that's like oh there people see that we're wrong about everything yeah but i guess um when they're like thousands of people I'm just saying I don't want Spotify to remove us for misinformation, okay?

Let's pivot into topics then. Dennis can kind of get this going with this one. Free guys nominated for Best VFX Oscar. I can't speak today. God is real. The VFX in that movie is shit. Um, yeah. Yeah, so the Oscar nominations came out.

And because I guess Disney owns Free Guy and they own the Oscars. free guy is Oscar on it now um cool good job free guy well it hasn't won so like being it's not gonna win but even being nominated no but nominated

no but nominated means nothing as you just said if disney bloody own the Oscars then it being Oscar nominated means nothing but it never has it's always been a circle jerk system then yet then it means nothing to anyone but it does

not to me yeah because Hollywood is a circle jerk system it just means Ryan Reynolds is going to get even more roles he already is as a CG animator no but is rednotes Oscar nominated at all I didn't see it there unfortunately surely it is that was a big miss

it's better than free guy but how yeah it's so annoying because I didn't think the VFX were even like very good in that movie they're like good in terms of just sheer

technicalities but in terms of like an actual I mean I guess they succeeded in making it look like a video game or a CG trailer for a video game but I don't think that's really worth yeah they didn't they didn't show anything like like in a subtle use of VFX is always going to be better

like the shit in a ex-marketer where it's like parts of her are missing yeah or it's up against Dune was also nominated the best and I feel like just because of the scale of it and yeah how what they actually did with those visual effects I feel like

it's like night and day putting them next to each other yeah both both technically and just from like an aesthetic standpoint Dune wins yeah it's one of it's probably the most standout one of the since that like suicide squad winning

best makeup that actually won didn't it that went ahead and really I'm pretty sure Or maybe it was I can't remember I've never I take pride in the fact

I've never watched an Oscars Yeah I've seen like clips obviously In like YMS's videos Adele Dizim Yeah that's all you need to know Um We haven't

Man I've got a few things actually No I've got a story first Yeah I've been saving this A little anecdote This COVID was so shit because we didn't have like any anecdotes because we weren't going anywhere

we weren't doing anything you couldn't leave so it's nice to have like anecdotes starting to trickle in on Monday after I took James somewhere Monday morning for work I went into town and got my hair cut I was chatting with my hairdresser

and some wacky topics came up but it was just I was not anticipating and it made for a very exciting haircut um yeah try and guess what he's what do you think it's in the realms of what do you think came up NFTs I mean yeah pretty much um so somehow we got on the topic of like cryptocurrency and then um

dogecoin came up like no my hairdresser was like talking about dogecoin to me um and then it shifted to sheba coin uh or whatever it's cool it's shiba coin it's Yeah, I think so. New Sheba, I don't know. It's called, like, yeah. And he was saying all this about how, like, he's in the Shiba army and, um, he has got, like, thousands of pounds in Shiba. Fuck.

But I was just like, am I, like, dreaming? This is, like, just crazy. I can't believe, like, my hairdresser, he's like a 50-year-old man. Yeah, yeah. He is a very cool guy, though. He is a cool guy. Yeah, he's awesome. No, because in my previous job,

I knew a guy that was like big into crypto shit, and he has a Shiba. Mm. And he'd always talk about Shiba coin and shit. Do you know, have you ever heard of the Shiba Army before? No, I've never heard of the Shiba Army. I've never heard of them refer to themselves like that. Yeah.

I was kind of just paralyzed and, like, trying to discern what was reality at that point because it's all just like bleeding together yeah it's weird when you spend time on the internet you you have to accept at a point that it's two different worlds

reality and internet reality and all this talk of NFTs and crypto and shit like in my mind that is internet reality but then when somebody brings it into the other realm when worlds collide

as it were it's like a shock to the system it's really quite bizarre yeah and on kind of a similar note if we're bringing up NFTs they've like ape iconography

is like just forever ruined for me now or at least in my current brain I can't not because I watch sing too right and there are like ape characters in it and they all look like fucking NFTs I'm telling and I was at a certain point

I was like oh this is like the NFT movie in a way like it all the characters kind of look like NFTs how how long or how far do you think this NFT's gonna go

because it's like we've already had It's here to stay man We've already had that crappy Bored ape NFT cartoon show that was Yeah I was like

getting shit for his NFT Eric Andre has an NFT yeah do you not see this because they're posting it on his Instagram and stuff

then you've got another NFT show and then you've got the NFT games we've had like a jar NFT bro like a message

trying to defend them and explain them to us is it worth getting in no no I'm not because the thing of NFTs

they're like my Facebook now is basically loads of push that NFT adverts and it's all like if you get in now you know jake paul's just gone on on these nfts it's basically telling you who's going to profit from you getting involved like tylopez is doing some shit with nfts yeah yeah and it's so obviously a scam but there's so many people

who are stupid enough to fall for this and this idea that you're somehow going to get make loads of money from these nfts they're just pyramid schemes you're all going to buy in and you're just giving the the one percent already have money more money I think they're stupid I don't like NFTs but loads of people have misinformation about NFTs right because there's the whole

environmental damage but it's like not it's not 100% like if you buy an NFT you're not damaging the environment it just costs a lot of energy to mint these NFTs

and I think loads of people hate them for stupid reasons when you should be hating them for the fact that they're scamming you and they're just Pyramid schemes. Speaking of, have you seen the amount of games that have, like, tried to include some sort of, like, NFT skins or whatever?

Ubisoft was, like, pushing something. Yep. Yeah. So many have. And then a day later, they'll be like, okay, no, we're not. We're stopping that. Yeah, there's always backlash. Yeah.

There was one where in the same day they announced it. I think it was worms. Yep. Well, really, worms NFTs. Yeah, the worms developers were like, right, we're excited to announce we're doing NFT. and everyone was like, what, what? You're like a small studio that stands for, you know, independent making these funny little games.

And now you're trying to, like, make money off of these 1% fucking bullshits. And so they immediately were like, no, we're not doing it. And I'm wondering if it is a PR stunt to be like, see, we listen to the public, yeah. See, there's different kinds of entities. There's these companies just making these, NFT images, but then there's like people like Ubisoft who are minting

gear in game as NFTs? Yeah. So you can buy these stupid helmets and like I think Ubisoft with one of the ghost recons, they like made 300 NFTs and like six of them sold and they made huge fucking losses on all of these NFTs because nobody bought them, which is good.

That's what I want to see. I want to see Ubisoft I don't understand. Like does this mean like if you buy an NFT in a game like you're the only person that has that skin or helmet away? because it is skins it's like NFT cosmetics in game but you don't but what's the point of it then no no there's no point in NFTs at all because what is the difference between buying an NFT skin in a video game compared to just buying the skin in a game

yeah we've been doing this for like fucking years yeah like we're already giving the money for pretty much nothing yeah like when they turn the servers off for a game you spend macros in like and if it's an online game like apex legends in like 30 years yeah you know yeah it's just money

like you are spending money on something invaluable the opposite of invaluable well yeah if it's like destiny too it's like can just go the shit you bought experience you bought

I guess the idea of NFTs is like well this thing won't go because it has an inherent value on the blockchain so even when the servers go you'll still own this item on the blockchain.

It's like the images, nothing matters. It's just the fucking numbers in the blockchain. You're paying like a couple G for a few numbers. Who the fuck cares? Who actually, those numbers have no value at, like any value at all. I think this is, um, it's, it's dangerous in that it highlights how worthless money is. Like, we, we give money value.

We, we say this, this thing is worth this amount. It doesn't have inherent value So then if It's like place in the market Gives it value Yeah And that's kind of what it's like It's meant to be the idea of like

Equivalence like you can buy this For the same amount You could buy 10 loaves of bread Right so it's like cutting out the Oh I have to give this person bread What someone is willing to pay I guess is its value And people are willing to pay Hundreds of thousands for these NFTs

Yeah so it falls apart there because like these things they aren't worth more than a loaf of bread like a loaf of bread is a resource that is inherently valuable this number isn't

this jarling that like left some feedback about it or whatever was saying that he's got like this stone dap NFTs or something that he's got this like you somehow like get kind of interest on them

is. I don't really get it. There's another scam that it's quite heavy in the crypto world is that you, like people message, you know, they'll try to get you in on these scams where you pay a certain amount so you give them 500 and then they will return that 500 as like a thousand. So they want you to keep buying the money until it's a point where you give them enough where they will walk away with your money to, that's the scam. They're trying to get as much money from you so they can fuck off and ditch you, so you've lost 100k or whatever. So it's a pyramid scheme. That's what it is. So these NFTs, it's like, oh,

if you buy a stone-dapel NFT or busty-sandy NFT, you'll buy one of these. You've got that, you've given us the money for that NFT, so the longer you hold that NFT, we will pay you. I don't understand it

and I don't want to understand it. I never will I'm going to explain it. So you put in five pound and because you're holding that five pound NFT they're going to give you like two pound every month. Oh I want to talk about sing too yeah so basically it's a scam

invest in busty sandy NFTs give us 600,000 dollars if you give us a hundred a hundred we will give you a busty sandy NFT nobody wants them a physical but we'll print it out and send it to you we'll give you physical

NFTs real value physical The blockchain. We'll just write a number on each one, one, Busty Sandy one, Busty Sandy two. And we'll deliver them straight to your home, £600 each. This is a great idea for a product. And the thing is, it's not like, you're not going to lose your Busty Sandy NFT, because it's not on the blockchain. Remove the blockchain and you've suddenly got things that are worth money. Instead of a non-fungible...

It's a fungible, a completely functional token. Yeah, CFD. completely functioning token but still like CFDs are a thing though yeah CFDs is like stock market shit yeah but even more confusing

I fucking hate money let's remove money let's just give people the necessities they need to live like food and health care you fucking cunts people shouldn't be able to get items

everyone is assigned a house at the age of five eight no five is ridiculous at the age of eight everyone gets her home for themselves and everything's free

yeah you you put into the system and you get the necessities from the system so if you go work in an office you get bread by working and you get necessities by working yeah

I would do so much at the time bread economy the bread economy that's what we need to revert to That's how the world used to work It used to be the bread economy You hunt for the bread And you gather for the bread

That's why people say making bread Yeah Right Yeah Bringing home that bacon You know Yeah bacon The three

Bread is like a pound A pound coin One loaf is a pound coin Right Bacon is 50p No bacon is more expensive Pigs Oh yeah

It requires pigs Bacon is like a fibre what's the other cheese no cheese is a fibre bacon is a tanner and then the bacon

I feel like cheese is a two pound coin yeah no I get that I think but then it's getting too confusing beef no beef is tan I'm now it's too confusing beef is ten because beef is like a nice thing

what if you don't like beef so you've got your bread you've got your bread and you've got your bacon and then you've got your beef and then you've got eggs 50 pound note is a little chicken Petty Poussaint.

Can I even talk about sing now? No. I thought you'd be swarming with questions. No. Brimming with them. I'm assuming it's just sing one, but the two on it. But more boringer. More, like different songs.

Is Seth MacFarlane in it? No. This is what I mean. It's more boring. It doesn't have anything like that. It doesn't have the... Seth Macfarlane's in the first one? He's the mouse.

He's the mouse who's like driving the mouse. That's right. Yeah, because he can sing and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's another Elimination movie where, like, they just had, like, no idea how to make a movie. So they made, like, four shorts and then just, like, strung them together, like, secret life of pets. And then Bono, Bono, the Lion, comes in and sings lots of songs, and there's loads of singing and jovialness.

Cool. The biggest standout to me was, like, you know, CG's improved a lot since that first thing, it's, like, five years. they have instead of leaning into like the creative shit you can do with animation you know you can just like create anything literally anything yeah not grounded by anything the illumination approach is to be like let's just make this as realistic looking as possible there's a part where like a lizard character is driving like a red sports car through like a forest and it looks like uncharted four it's bizarre it's like completely realistic and like the physics of the car and shit and the way it moves it's like this is like getting too far and like there's a cartoon character what the that lizard character sorry i'm getting ahead of myself his eye pops out and it puts like an apple in the hole but it's like a real looking apple it looks real it looks real it looks just straight up real because like we're at that point yeah so it's like and it it was creeping me out at points because it's like oh that that like the combination of those like weird looking cartoon

characters living in like it's just the same world as us they're like driving cars yeah they have like cafes everything's just the same but they're just like animals but i i've seen a bit like a very short bit of this movie and it looks to me like the frame rate is wrong or something no this is i think it's a thing all the illumination movies have and i think and please if anyone knows for sure put it in the comments because I'm super curious and I've always wondered about this and I've only got theories yeah I think it's the equivalent of like putting motion blow on a video game to like hide the frame rate I think it's like an equivalent thing to kind of like but I was it looked to me like there was no motion blow it looks like you know on a TV when the

frame yeah yeah yeah when it's got the frame it is like a motion blow thing I think it's something to do with that like the a way of saving on money as saving on rendering like less frame by frame maybe it's like interpreting frames in between maybe yeah maybe it isn't interpreting thing yeah that's what the TVs do right frame interpretation yeah there's some really rough looking shots and it's a really ugly um super uninspired like frame composition and just like they just make the most corporate animated movies ever yeah and they never fail to just do that every every time. And it makes me sick.

I love corporations. I want to throw out Ghostbusters Afterlife as well for another shit film I watched. The son of the original director made a Ghostbusters movie in 2021. And it's just like throw away and has a Walmart product placement scene. That's how the stay puffed marshmallow thing gets back. It's like the Force Awakens like shit, you know. It's like a soft reboot, but it's just kind of the original movie again with all the same characters and shit again with like the fan service at the end

and the really tasteful bringing, bringing, I can't remember his name, the one ghostbuster who's not alive anymore, Egon. They bring him back in like CG and he has like a whole thing. Because he's like in the opening of the movie but they kind of shoot it in a way that hides his identity you can tell who it is and it's supposed to be him but it's like

kind of more tasteful in the opening scene but then fast forward to the end they just fully go in on the deep fake dead guys coming in I guess some Star Wars already did that

like they've they've opened a can of worms Pandora's box is never to be shut yeah because we can talk about that too because I guess

Yeah We're making fun of the book of Boba Fett A few episodes ago Yeah And I'd like to say now that I've seen that episode Rightfully so That shit Yeah

That's one lame So lame For those who don't know what we're talking about We're making fun of the like The mob The mob bikes Yeah Yeah

The lame bikes White bloom green The like American graffiti Reference thing or whatever But yeah It's really weird and lame But now the book of Boba Fett is finished

um do you want to throw any I don't know if we should do like a yeah as they say on X we have for like Mando and shit so maybe we should keep this brief for now

but it's really bad I liked it overall it's it's got issues and the main issue to me is going back to you mentioning the Force Awakens fuck that trilogy

yeah I can't get that stuff out of my mind Star Wars is genuinely really damaged and potentially to a point of no return Rogue 1 was really good Rogue 1 was good

everything they've done in the space between Force Awakens and Jedi Yeah yeah Good every bit of content in that space Good but knowing This is the thing with a prequel When it's a prequel it's like whatever

Yeah that happened before We can focus on the new now But now with the sequels and especially having this stuff in between it's really damaged by knowing oh, all this shit that I know sucks is coming

and they can't work around it unless they pull some shit which they won't because Disney's balls are too tiny they're not going to just be like oh no they're not canon anymore which is I think the only thing they can do to fix Star Wars for the future

I think their strategy in the short term is to rely on the current, like, prequel love and, like, Rogue One love sort of mindset because the Obi-1, like, poster just dropped as we record this, and it's coming out in May, that's confirmed. So that's going to be crazy popular. That's got my boy in, hasn't it? Ewan.

What, Ewan? No. Not that boy, the other boy. By Hayden. Yes. My boy. Hayden's your boy. I fucking love Hayden.

Doesn't it have Kumel in as well? Really? That's the best show. Watch it. Give it 10 star. And the guy from Tokyo Drift That's always eaten Han?

Yeah, no Han is in it Yeah I'm gonna fucking love it Yeah it's like formulated for James This is crazy There's a pod race in it as well Oh could you imagine If Han is giving

Obie 1 down bad And he just turns to pod racing And he meets Han He starts betting He starts betting on the pod races Or something Yeah And Hans is addicted to death jokes

He's got a phone Yeah Like give me the whole arc Of season one Yeah There's so much they could do with this. But yeah, Star Wars is fucked. But I think in the long term, they are very, very hyped about this deep fake technology.

Yeah. Because I guess spoilers for Book of Bobba, they bring that technology back. It's different to last, it's like vastly different. They hired that guy who online was like improving it. Yeah, yeah. That seems to have done the trick because visually it looks so. much better than it did at the end of... Yeah, it's so close.

It's not quite there yet, but the most off-putting thing is this like... You know, the voice, I think, is like an AI-generated voice. Really? It's not even like a voice actor, I don't think. That's like... It's getting like wacky. Yeah, but that, that then is definitely not there.

The voice stuff. But yeah, I'm just thinking how many iterations is it going to take till we just can't even notice that anymore? And then it's game over. Because then they can just... make movies in that time period forever they don't they don't even need the actors to be alive anymore i mean they already don't it's clearly their plan and then they're not even going to need directors because they're just going to a i generate fucking movies yeah

what's going to happen is the people in the industry need to be like in their contracts why you can't use my wise now but then but think about like harrison forward he loves money he's gonna let them use his like AI generator he doesn't have to do anything like Star Wars Yeah he doesn't give a fuck He doesn't give a fuck But why would you say no to being like Yeah just whatever

You know Because you're damning entertainment to a dark age It's gonna be fucked up when you can like buy An actor in VR And just like have them Just have like Mark Hamill as your friend Yeah Hey Mark

People would love that though I feel like if that was an option available, people would be very, very excited by that. It's like, it has a rock on jar. Going back to NFTs, you've seen the shit that Troy Baker's announced? Oh yeah, he's got an NFC company. He's got like this thing where you can buy him. He's like recorded enough voice.

Oh yeah, no. Oh, fuck. Buy his voice. You can make him say anything. And like devs can buy him to just like voice. to just like voice a game and he doesn't even have to do anything he just gets money for it

No it kind of is shooting him in the foot though Yeah because He's fucking himself All it takes is one rich fucking psycho asshole And then you got Troy Baker Just screaming the M word all over the place Markins cash quelly

Yeah what's to actually stop from that How does that not just spiral totally out of control Oh it is It will And I think it's I've always had a bit of trouble with Troy Baker in games because it's like it's so so boring at this point it's like if Tom

Cruz was in every movie yeah it's like dying light two one of the main reasons I wasn't that excited for dying like two was knowing that he's voicing the main character a guy named aidan for whoa you're really fucking pushing the boat out there techland and so that that that that is potential to get even worse and any respect I did have for Troy Baker which like he he he's a good actor and he's done a bunch of really good performances but like that disrespect for the art form that he's in like don't you want to have your personal touch on this shit or are you just doing these games like dying like two and fucking final fantasy or whatever just for money like you don't give a shit what the fuck is the deal um not to derail but um you've just reminded

me i i heard um like a a term for some of the like so only exclusive games is like sad dad games that's just like really funny to me yeah yeah it's like a trend going on there but anyway yeah I have one more thing to throw out there if you guys don't mind we go to mid break um so that's like the shit I watched on that other hand of that I'm watching something that's fucking so good so freaking good Is it evangelicalian? This is the shit I've been looking for. No, I've been watching our succession, finally.

It's that HBO show kind of loosely based on the Rupert Murdoch family, and it's in the name, like, who's going to be, like, the successor of the family, and how they, like, betraying each other and fucking each other over and just how vicious the corporate world is. But the most exciting thing is that it's written by the creator of Peep Sheep's, show who wrote in the loop in the season the show is of that as well and his iMdb is crazy i i always forget his name but if you look at the writer of succession it's like this guy is someone to keep an eye on because holy shit and it feels like there's a little bit of everything he's written

previous in it but it's like it's just elevated to the next level because it's like in a it's in a drama now it still has the comment comedy and like that awkward like you know in peep show where they have jokes that are just they make it feel so realistic and kind of like genuinely awkward and fucking so uncomfortable and the like humor that comes from that there's like loads of that in the show too and but also when it goes to the like serious like character drama it also works really well too and just like having it be a family as well like there's something about that that's just really relatable and when your story is just based around a family. and how fucked up the family is, it's so always interesting. Yeah, yeah. I'm just upset that all the good shows are on HBO

and we can't access them. Yeah, because I want to mention that. To watch it, I had to get an HP, sorry, a Now TV, it's called here, now TV subscription, and it's the worst streaming service I've ever used.

It's a fucking nightmare. First, I used my seven-day trial, and when I was watching it, after paying, like, why does it keep showing ads all the time? Like, why after, like, every 20 minutes, ads still playing? Like, I'm paying for this.

Like, this is weird. Like, no other, like, Amazon Prime doesn't really do that. Netflix doesn't do that. I'm talking, like, within the middle of the show, like, you're just watching it on TV. Mm-hmm. And then I see, when I, like, a couple days later, go on, there's a sub-subscription to let you stream in HD

and to not have ads. Jesus Christ. It's called, like, NowTV Plus. basically some shit like that and it's like yeah try that for seven days free trial yeah this whole system is getting just out of hand

it's it's weird the the market for it is so bad that you kind of just want a monopoly like Disney just Disney just buy everything at least then I only have to subscribe to Disney Plus at least with like Disney Plus

they they use their ridiculous position as like the wealth of their company to build an app that at least works to build something that works because I've watched a lot of Disney Plus on mobile and their app is like kind of perfect

yeah yeah it's fine it works seamlessly yeah I haven't had problems with that the only thing I've had problems with on Disney Plus like some subtitles are off now and again but it's really not that bad whereas on now TV like if you want to you can't even stream it natively in browser on PC

you've got to like download this app in order it's like it's actually so shit so I just wanted to say fuck now tv and it's such a shame that it's locked onto there um unless you want to like buy all the shows i guess on itunes but that's that's a british thing right now tv yeah now tv and now tv ironically is owned by rupert no oh my god yeah in sky that's nuts but um if if it's a british like streaming service or whatever it's gonna be shit like bbc i player i hate the yeah it's the interface

what is it 4 channel 4 they've got like a free streaming thing it's got ads all over the place obviously because it's free but like just using the website fucking nightmare British

British companies especially like broadcasting companies do not understand websites yeah yeah the BBC was like we talked about this like recently with the whole TV license and shit

yeah yeah how like behind all that was because that previously until they've like announced they're getting rid of it that was how you'd watch like because BBC's free you don't have to pay yeah yeah right that was how you'd watch like on streaming it's just if you had a TV license you're just allowed which means BBC isn't free because you have to have a TV license to watch a TV license which is like a couple hundred quid a year or whatever yeah yeah so I mean BBC's the oldest streaming service that there ever was. So yeah, shout out to that.

Good luck, watching it in the UK. And we'll see you after these messages. John Media shirts, now, or I'm going to hurt you. Description below. Four ply, four ply when I cry. What, I'm looking on his Facebook page unless he's posted about me. Why are you doing that?

Why are you on Facebook? What are you doing? I go on Facebook. I use Facebook. We have things to do. We're busy men. And you're doing the piss because you can't hold in because you're fucking child. Push on the bladder. I'm doing the classic poo test right now. I need to poo, but it's making the car just fucking vibrant. No, it's not.

Go on, say what you're gonna... Say... Oh! That's fucking grim. Jamie! Fucking Rich come from you, Brett. No, because my... Wine don't ever sound.

They only smell. No, that's fucked. Ooh, that's cool. What? That's fucking sick. I hope the mic's picked up my fucking huge one. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, and welcome to the second half of the show where James answers questions from Reddit over at JARMedia slash R. You go on, James, ask us a question.

no ask us a question now I've got a question what is it that when you have you have you have more no no let him finish what is it that when you have you have two or more

but if you don't get it you have none boobs diarrhea two or more diarrhea tits no well you can only get tits in pairs two or more you have them if you have two or more well that's not strictly true

no but what I just said is true no it's not strictly true why you're talking about TITs you know Tick O B's you always I was gonna go there the answer is a choice choices ha funny

no thank you welcome back to the second half of the show where we had done this yeah man shut up we get we get we head over to Reddit to answer some little Reddit questions. Right. Rip Fluid can get us going.

Roll play. No. You say out loud your credit card number, expiration date and three numbers on the back. Okay, so my credit card number is 8162. Comrade Sean has a real one for us. McDonald's sometimes offer specific celebrity

meals like the Travis Scott Burger for promotion. What would each member's promotional McDonald's meal look like? It would be a big mac of the flavour. Just bread. Just three bits of bread. Yeah, bread between two bits of bread

with bread under those two bits of bread. So what mine would be? Mine would be a breakfast special. So it would be like a sausage and egg McMuffin. But with a hash brown in and chili sauce. It's like a spicy breakfast

hash brown muffin. With the drink would be a... Well, no, you can't choose the drink. No, because it's a meal. The Travis Scott meal. It is a meal. Yeah, but that's a meal as in the Travis Scott burger with a little Travis Scott toy and fries and drink. Is that all it was?

I don't think I've seen pictures from the promotion. Like what made it a Travis Scott burger? Because the figure, I think. It was like a little Fortnite toy. Yeah, it was like a Fortnite burger. That's what people were calling it. The Fortnite burger. Mine would just, mine would be a bag of carrots.

Mine would be, um... The octo cheese Octo cheese No, octo cheese With spice Octopus cheese No, it's eight patties Each with the cheese in between

Oh, like the triple cheese Yeah, right It's just taking that It's not called the triple cheese It's called the triple cheese burger Um, yeah the octo cheese It'll be called Actually you know, that's all it is

It's just eight patties with cheese No bread And it just It comes on a box It just says good luck Yeah, but still McDonald's patties are so thin That bogo would be like this tall

Okay, they're like The bigger ones they do No, just call it an octo cheese double So it's 16 patties Yeah, an octo cheese triple That's eight times three That's what, 30? 24?

35 or something? Yeah, 34 what would randies be um nothing you get a meal you don't get anything it would be um a melted mcflurry and a drink with that's only ice so basically your mcdonald's order how's that my macdonald's order

a drink that's only ice yeah it's like a deconstructed mcflurry um james house has one for us. Does Alex ever plan to go back to his buzz cut from episode 210 era? I personally thought it was a fresh look. Yeah, he does.

What are your guys' thoughts? No. I'll let the gowlings decide. I call it the, um... Clay. Yeah, the Clay Jensen era. I fucking hate seeing myself in that era. I look so strange. Better now.

What do you mean? Because of the buzz cut? No, I just look plumpy. You do... You look broad. You look... Because I didn't want to be plumpy. I was fat You weren't I was fucking fat

You were you talking 50 episodes ago You were fat Last year You were fat Yes Well no Yeah

Two years ago This was 2020 Two years ago 50 episodes ago Was 210 That was what A year ago Not even that

So yeah You weren't You weren't fat It was in 2020 It was yeah I was fat I was most fat In 2019

And then was slightly Less fat In 2020 I remember getting a jar question, I think it was when Alex was away or something I remember you saying it

but I was complimented on losing weight so clearly I was fat you weren't you've never been fat never base yourself image on fucking YouTube comments yeah no that is my entire image that's all I am the only person that is me

is on here then maybe You should sort yourself out. Because that's problematic. Yeah, that James pulled out problematic as well. The only thing that matters is how other people see you. No, it's how you see yourself in the mirror. No, no, no, no, no.

No, that's, that's true. That's not true. No, I'm telling you that, that's not true at all. No, there's no such thing as the self, James. Yes, there is. The self is omniscient. Omnipotent. Oh, you beat me to it.

omnipotent omnipotent let me get my omni gel for my I'm omnipotent Zitaka says the latest episode episode 5 of The Apprentice is about gaming it is so hilariously out of touch

and I think it would be funny to see your guys' reaction game on Wait what was the The Apprentice It's back on to you get a successful game I think people like I'm like farms what is this like Mario

wait they're not American others the British apprentice what is this like sort of Mario or something no British person says Mario sorry let me try again what is this sort of Mario or something that's better James do your best

posh accent good afternoon no just say the same thing I did what is this sort of Mario What is this some sort of Mario or something? No, it's a posh, like really posh. I can't do posh. I can't do anything. You've got to say, what?

What? Is this some kind of Mario? What? I do believe this is some sort of Mario. You did Mario. I can't know. What is this some sort of Mario or something? Should we go down to Weatherspoons in our Land Rover? You can't say Weatherspoons.

Tag along, dearest. Let's go to Weather Spoons. spoon. No, it doesn't work with the weather spoon. It has to be like... It does work. Rich people love going next. It's cheap. Yeah, rich people love saving money. Yeah. True. So they can oppress more fucking of their staff. dumb cunts.

Comrade Sean says, what are each members, sorry, preferred sleeping position? My guesses are Alex, face down, flat, like that one gimmick episode you did where you were on the floor. Jamie, fetal position, but like face down, knees and face on the bed,

ass in the air. How's up? James, a family guy full position. What's the family full... What's the family... I actually sleep in the family guy full position. What's the family guy full position?

It's like... A fuck sake. It's like a pose. Yeah, just Google it. Like, family guy... Not the broke... I sleep like on my front to answer this question genuinely.

Like, to be funny, this guy's already nailed it. I sleep like on my front with my one leg straight. You mean that one? Yeah. I don't sleep quite like that I sleep on my front with one leg up

Yeah I do I basically I wedge a pillow in between my leg We I like bunch up my duvet So that my head is sort of on it And so my arms are like supported And I don't like like My legs touching

Or my arms touching In any way You know? Because that pressure like Over time When you wake up you've like cut off the blood suck yeah yeah because when i woke up i i recently went to the gym after not going for a long time and i busted up my arms and i'd slept with one arm on the other and

from busting up my arm plus that like pressure on it all night i literally couldn't extend my my arm oh wow it was it was like locked and i had to like ease it back into being able to work. It was like an unoiled, um, robot joint. Whatever's comfortable. Well, that's a fucking cop-out. I know, because it's just like, it depends

on the weather. You sleep massively varying by season. Really? I do, yeah. It's like summer. It's like, yeah, half my body is out of the duvet. Yeah, but how, are you on your back? Are you on your side? You... I say I mostly like sleeping on my side, sleeping on my side or on my chest face down.

because you move that because you've got two pillows because it's good nice and comfy you kind of misaline them so you have your face down and then like next to another fellows it's like like that

face to face with a pillow you're saying yes you've got a pillow you've got two pillows so like with the pillows cheeks and you're like they're not like cheeks as in one's there

then the one's there so you slide the one on tops and you can face down on the one below it but then you've still got the support of the other pillows it's really comfortable so you're like

you're your arms by your side yeah perfectly indicular but the best place to sleep is in the back of a car

that's the I've had the best sleep the worst fucking place to sleep no because you sleep you just lay down like sideways well stopping you from doing that in your bed

you can lay down sideway there's something particular about sleeping in cars I don't understand it just is really well actually I find it a lot easier to sleep in a car when you've been um

chloroformton stuffed into a boot. Oh, that's the only way to be comfortable. Nurgle Nemesis has an interesting one. I was wondering what Alex thinks about the recent rise of React streamers, since Alex hates React YouTubers. There's been a bit of a kerfuffle recently because Hassan left the YouTuber JX's video running for five minutes while he ran off to do something else.

Thus, it was only his chair reacting to the video. Hassan has also become a millionaire from reacting to stuff, although often buggers off mid-video to have a piss or cook some pasta thanks mingers and stay awesome

no we're not going to talk about it not a subject what you mean let's not talk about the controversial H word it's not cool just to move that move that use of that word

it's the matter why it's the matter on Twitch streaming now that you react to you just watch like a series or something will react on your stream and it's lame yeah it's weird the older I get the more like just cycles I just keep noticing

it's like oh the reactionist's a back baby um yeah it's it's cringe and it's bad content I mean put some effort into it how are you proud of yourself yeah because what they're doing is they're reacting to videos and then they they will have clips channels so they just upload the clips of them watching like gym can't swim videos and shit

and like videos other people have made it's like yeah there's a way to make that kind of content but you got to edit you got to do some editing that it's not it's not fair use it's not you're not changing what it is especially like when you're taking it to that level of extreme where you're like leaving for five minutes to go like cook or you know you're just eating watching stuff it's yeah I'm going to say something controversial I think they Especially for a streamer that big Like Just ask

You know Like just to contact who Like the content I'm sure you could come up With some kind of agreement Some arrangement And then there wouldn't be all this drama But the

Yeah it's fucking cringe Streaming should only Be allowed for celebrities No it should only be allowed For people who are nobody Nobody with money Or any type of base should ever stream what if you become somebody through streaming well then you're somebody

now so you don't need to stream what are you do instead make normal video is like an actual fucking normal person instead of being a lazy cun um and on a kind of kind of similar note well actually not a similar note at all just sort of youtube drama um summit skyer one says if any of you followed the samhide documentary bamboozle now that the samhide idub's documentary saga has concluded i wonder what your thoughts were on the whole thing. If you haven't heard of this, I'd really recommend watching both documentaries. It is high art.

So I've seen both, actually. Yeah. You've only, I've only seen it. I've showed you guys some clips of the... And describing it. Yeah. So for those who don't know, Idubsy, like, makes these documentaries

from people and you went to make one on Sam Hyde, who's this kind of infamous shock comedian, who's most known for that TED Talk. he did um which was kind of like mocking the whole idea of ted talks and the like circle joke nature of them that's a funny video that ted talk yeah but idubs was exploring the more sort of controversial side of him and like because he's so exaggeratory and he had like his show canceled out how to swim and he's like donated money to some like dodge things and he

wanted to like make a documentary on him but he basically wound up just getting like trolled because Sam Hyde's like an expert Yeah he's an expert At that kind of thing And the Idub's documentary Was like Not coming out

So Sam Hyde put his version Of the footage up Into this pretty funny video Where he's like come out With all these skits and shit And then Idubs 1 is more like A basic sort of documentary Where he's just like

Yeah I got punked basically But um yeah he didn't like try and spin it around and make it this whole drama you just kind of like showed it for what it was yeah yeah it was fine it was an interesting way to spend a couple hours did you like what you saw of it that's some funny shit where they're driving that forcing idubs to drive stick on that like weird car what was that car called james that fucking weird thing um a polaris slingshot that's right the slingshot i enjoyed them like

making fun of that car that to me it looks pretty funny but yeah it looks pretty funny James I don't know he's done some

Sam Hyde's done some dodgy stuff yeah I'm not like a fan of either of them so until you brought it up it just went straight over my head I wasn't really interested and I don't mean not a fan as in like I'm anti

either of them I just basically out of the loop but it's like with Sam Hyde you kind of need to know him because he's integral to meme culture he's pretty he's one of those people you just need to know about

and understand the memes because they're quite funny and inspired like Ethan Klein and Idubs himself well I only have a surface level understanding of both of them. Well, like, I've seen a funny shit from

both of them, but, like, I don't know the rest. Yeah, yeah. Gravewalker has one for us. Hey, lads, so I know the Beltman brothers spent that early childhood in New Zealand, but have you guys ever considered moving back eventually, like, possibly for retirement, or are you guys quite content with

life in the UK in its current state? I'm sorry, but none of us are going to retire. There won't be well to retire in by that time. well I wouldn't say that but there won't be people retiring yeah you just die you die on your job at your desk yeah or whatever you do work in the factory you just get ground up and turn it

no one's working at that point you're you're hanging out watching Marvel movies with Luke Skywalker yeah getting jerked off by a robot arm that in your headset looks like fucking Kim Kardashian yeah Kim Kardashian well no these these two are moving away pretty soon actually

this is maybe the last episode I'm supposed to fucking reveal it man I'm really upset I have thought about it quite a bit and why would you do that well that's the thing as much of a nice thing

to do it would be there are tethers there are tethers there are tethers to where you grow up and the people you meet and you know you're going to leave me not that it's like a bad tether

it's just like it is what it is My life is here And there are reasons I want to stay Hmm Jamie's leaving me I don't do the same I echo the dolphin The exact same thing

What We've got three more here Okay James House has another one for us A while ago When Jim was talking about Seinfeld He mentioned that he hadn't got To the controversial ending of the show

So I wasn't sure how to feel about it I'm guessing he's finished it now So what are his thoughts on it Does it hold up as his favorite show Nope the ending of the show sucks dong and other shows are better now damn yeah no that ending genuine because it's like

my life was Seinfeld my my past time when I hardly took the wind out of the sails to that that degree yeah because no everything in my mind was just like you know what all I want to do is just chill out and like not necessarily sit and watch Seinfeld but just have it on you know to to some degree at the very least that's what I wanted in my free time and then it hits that ending it's like and then it's over it's just like well that's gone out of brain new shit now okay whereas like something great keeps it's like stuck in your head

but there but there's loads of like jokes in signfield that stick though yeah but i'm telling you the ending is so bad once you get past that point you're like all right i'm just gonna watch some other shit sitcom now really i kind of had an inverse reaction where i was like That's not a good ending by any means, and that's not like an episode I even care about seeing again. But there was so much good shit, I don't even care. Yeah. No, I'm saying the show is incredible. Okay.

But it's not the best anymore. And it's like the last episodes, last episodes go out of their way to make you forget it. In its attempt to make you remember everything. It's like two, it jerks itself off. bit too much and the episode before it starts doing this shit and like setting it up is one of those like callback episodes where it's like hello everybody I'm jerry Seinfeld and I've had quite a lot of wacky adventures along the way let's have a look at them and then it's just like a clip episode yeah yeah yeah and then the last episode is a clip episode as an episode where like

they've written in the old jokes to call back it's like what the fuck are you doing Clip episodes are just so late. Yeah. There's a good Sonny in Philadelphia that's a clip episode that isn't. Like a fake one, yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea.

Two more here. A penultimate one. Bloodcock, too. Hey, gamers, I'm curious. Do you boys still game together? Or is it... Oh my God, I cannot speak. Or is hanging out at Alex's once a week.

Plenty enough already. If you do game together, what games do you play? Any favorites? Oh my God. What was that? Nice one. Jesus. Fucking twit.

Um, what was they saying? Any favourites or games you'd like to play together? We don't hang out outside of Josh. Sorry, this is a fabricated friendship. We've never actually been friends. Now, we play, we, we've, uh, discovered land parties, basically. We've been lining it up. So in, in the, I mean, they're not land parties.

No, they're not. In the editing HQ room, um, we, we, we've just kind of discovered recently that we, there's three different rigs there. An Xbox GX. A PC and a PC We've got two PCs and an Xbox So we've started to play games at the same time

In the same womb On the Wigs And it's been incredible It's probably the best gaming experience ever Yeah You can't be playing with people in the womb Yeah It's better

Have you seen that famous Yes Like I don't know if it's a picture or a video Is it I think it's a video It's a picture It might be a picture Yeah

But like they've they're there's these guys in a tiny room and they've set up a land party and one guy is duct taped to the scene and he's using like a PC on top of a cupboard or something just so he can like game and they can all fit in the room it's a hilarious picture but that's sort of the vibe we're going for it it's like old school like just guys in a room with pizza playing games yeah and it's great yeah it's awesome um and The only thing we play is Apex. Yeah.

That is it. Three man squads. It's either that or like two of us just playing two random games. Yeah. And yeah, it's fun as hell. But I would like to, this is a little story that I'd like to bring up regarding the gaming room. The dogs often join us in the room and just be fucking annoying. And a lot of the time, one of them all far and it's.

yeah one of us whoever's closest proximity to the dog is like the alarm uh-huh it'll just be like oh what the oh and and it starts stinking and but this at this one time um james was like oh man argy stinks today and then eventually i was like yeah he does he's really stinky today and i don't know if you ever smelt it because you got a bit of a funky Yeah, I don't really count. But a couple days go by, and then I'm home, I take my shoes off, and I'm like, oh, what's this smell? It smells like Argi. Yeah, this is an Argy smell right here, and I was like, wait, I have a certain pair of shoes where if I wear them and, like, walk around and shit, and I wear them for 12 hours straight or whatever, we've talked about how much I wear my shoes when I'm wearing them.

Um, it turns out I get foot stank with these certain shoes. Fart Fee. I get Fart Feet straight up. But like it's a, it smells worse than fart. Because fart is like a natural smell to me. Yeah, like fart feet kind of smells like, it smells like an environment that mushrooms would like grow in. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's made me feel quite disgusted by myself, but it was my feet that I'd taken my shoes off that day because my feet were particularly hard. making the smell less exemplify does this not bother you about keeping shoes on there all the time because I'm always, I want my feet to breathe

that's my prerogative yeah this is actually our final question too you've introduced this beautifully from L1L underscore BBI it really messes with me that more often than not I see one or more members of the cast wearing shoes while recording

earnest question why do you do this? Is it customary in the UK not to take your shoes off indoors. I've never understood it. I just want to make this clear. We've had this discussion before because I got really angry because if you walk in a house, if you go on carpet, shoes should not be on carpet and they never should. You take your shoes off downstairs in the laminated floor, be it your kitchen, your hallway, whatever area is not carpet. You kind of leave your shoes there. So the idea of Jamie Walker and Alex's house of shoes on just really, really bothers me. and Jamie has this horrible excuse of

but it makes me feel like I'm busy and ready It doesn't make me feel busy But it does make me feel ready And also I grew up in a house with a stanky dog I like the fact that when I'm getting Going out Putting my shoes on is like part of the process It's like

If I need to leave at 10 I'm downstairs with my shoes on at 10 too Which means I'm ready to leave earlier Which means I'm earlier No you know what Whenever I've picked you up to go to McDonald's Half the time you're like No, but here's the thing, no, no, no, no, no, that's different.

Get in the car, then put your shoes on. That's different. That's because I'm lazy. But here's the thing. I'm always unprepared for you arriving at my house because I know the journey from my house to your house and it takes me less to do it myself. So I'm ready by the time I think you'd usually be here

because you're so late. No, that doesn't make sense. I unprepared myself. Why do you base other people speed on your speed? No, but James is saying, because I take longer, he's not ready. So what James is actually saying is that I'm too fast. I drive much faster than James, skillfully, to his house, than it would take James to drive from my house.

You're also basing this of the literal one time I put my shoes on in your car. Otherwise, I've got jack on. No, but after the time you get into my car and at the very least, your shoes aren't tied. Yes, because they're the shoes that don't get tied. I have sloppy shoes for sloppy occasions. But anyway, just to defend myself, I'm a lazy person. Okay.

If I have my shoes on, I never have to worry about doing that again. I never have to worry. Once the shoes are on, like... Putting shoes on is not... It's like a one-minute activity. Yeah, but that's one minute. But a lot of it comes down to...

I used to really struggle getting up in the morning for school right and James can vouch for this and I would push it I would push it so hard like I would sleep

as much as I possibly could and then be like oh shit I got to get to school in five minutes it's like a 15 minute bike ride it's time to just like tear along the road

so it's sort of instilled this thing into me like if I'm if I'm going to be going anywhere I want to my shoes on ready. If I'm not going anywhere, I won't wear shoes.

But if I know I'm going out at 5pm and I'm at home at 10 a.m. dressed after a shower, I'll put shoes on and I'll keep them on. See, that's fucked. That's fucked. No, I think you've just described... It's methodical. You've described something that I've described that you've gone against. You've used the exact same

reasoning. Well, what is that? I can't remember, but that's irrelevant. Then it's irrelevant and you can't use that. I think that's fucked up and I think you need to change that. Why? I find it rude to have shoes on carpet. No, because then I, that will be an added process of taking the crocs off

and then putting on different shoes to go out. It takes two seconds to move talks. You literally just move your foot out of it. No, but you're saying, oh, that only takes one minute. Oh, that only takes two seconds. Two seconds multiplied by 365 times two times five. fucking four plus what

okay so you're saving you're saving all this time but what are you doing with that time gaming you're not gaming another extra minute no one minute every every every gamer knows a minute in Halo that's a long time a minute in apex that's a long time

a minute in the multiplayer realm is a long fucking time this is bullshit no how long does it feel when you're you're working you're towards the end of race and you're working towards that overtake That feels like a long-ass time. I've got a counter argument. So you're saving a minute or two a day.

I shower in under half the time. So I'm saving double the amount of time there. You shower in less than a minute. You don't shower in a minute. It takes you like an hour to go. No, no, that's Alex. That's you. No, if I'm shaving, then it takes me longer.

Today, today, because you're saying this, because I was about, I was about 40 minutes late. Yeah, 40 minutes, but you message half an hour before we first to me. The bathroom was occupied, right? Mm-hmm. I had things to do. Like? Like, things that I don't need to say right now.

Irrelevant. Not irrelevant, because that's literally why I was late. I, I, I had shit to do before the shower, after the shower. The shower was 10 minutes, 15 maybe. my counter so another counter argument is this is do you feel that that time is really that valuable and that you're going to change your life in such a way by saving at one to two minutes

no but I'm also a person that will put something somewhere and not know where it is right I'll I'll remember where something is your GCSC results from yeah I have to introduce you to hook theory hook theory works I'm starting to come onto the side of

I agree if you have a place for something where you just put it every time like keys being the obvious one you get home keys go on the hook that becomes like you don't have to be mindful about where you're putting them because they have a place

so then when you're looking for your keys they have a place have I taken hook theory too far yes no interesting but shoes have places Does your shoes not have a place in your home? No.

Why? Um, gaming. I think this is... You can get hooks for your shoes and just hook them on the wall while you game. No, I hate that. And they're ready to go. No, but... So when you have a house, when you have a house, you, you've just spent like a million pounds by

a time we buy house on a house. You've got your first place and, you know, carpets are now like 20K to get some carpets. Are you going to walk in there if you have dirty shoes? instantly. I get carpets. I don't want carpets. You're going to have laminate everything. I'm not going to have the bare like stone. Yeah, I want a stone house and I just want to

have, I want to walk around on stone. Cheaper. It would be colder. I want a gravel house. It's a thing I just Well, you don't have to worry about cold on your feet if you're wearing shoes. Yeah, but shoes. One of the main things to me is that

like surfaces get dirty. I never have to clean the surfaces if my feet are protected with a shoe. Yeah, but your floor's dirty because you're wearing shoes. Yeah, but they get dirty. What happened today? What happened today was like to someone walk mud up my stairs? You were wearing shoes. My shoes aren't muddy day.

The answer is yes. Well, I apologise, but... That's what I'm paranoid over, because that shit could stain. If you get dog shit on your shoes, you know, and you spend that on your carpet, that's horrible. carpet knows about that business yeah but that was nothing to do with me that's the but that's part of it like especially if I had a dog

no that's why I always wear I've got like I've got multiple footwear I wear but I'll wear slippers I'll transition out of the uncomfery like trainers or whatever but slippers are a valid thing and I would happily wear slippers inside what's what so this is a you don't have slippers

no this is a thing like I I have come to and from here. I'm wearing shoes, right? And now I even have more motive to never take my shoes off because I... You don't, because you have 60% chance of just releasing toxins into the environment. You only have that toxins because your feet are suffocating inside shoes the majority of the day. That's the weird thing though, because they are. They are a pair of shoes that are more breathable than your average pair of shoes.

So I don't understand why my feet gets... Because you've got, because your feet are in them, your feet are in them too long. It's like, would you wear, I, I don't want to do a comparison to as normal clothes because it's very different, but like, you wear shoes a whole, how long do you think it takes for your shoes to start to stank from wearing them constantly? Like a day, a week? None of my other shoes have ever done that. I've never suffered from Stephen's. I feel like once things like that start having their own stank is when you need to change your routines with them because it's clearly not white. It's clearly something wrong.

with me wearing shoes a lot because I probably wear those shoes the least out of all my shoes but they give me the most stankfoot so that that those two things are irrelevant I think another thing Dick and Sidde is like upwringing

because it's like in my house if you as a kid if you got dirt anywhere you're you know you're getting fucking Jim and I had the same upbringing but our mother always has footwear on? Always.

She never walks around in just socks. She never walks around. I don't know how it's comfortable. I feel like my feet are free to just thrive when I haven't got any shoes on. But wanting to shackle them in a cage all day, every day is not comfy. I like them being free.

I even like the idea of not wearing socks. If I didn't have dogs, I probably wouldn't wear socks. No, no socks. When your socks is worse when you have dogs. No, no, you've got a layer of protection, though No, because if you step in water That they've dribbled everywhere With socks on, that socks's gonna be wet for ages

But if it's barefoot Which is, yeah, I normally wear like flip-flops or whatever Yeah When I'm around them You can't deny that my system works And there's no fault in it Because you've got stinky fucking feet Only in the other shoes

It's not these shoes Yeah, but that's still stinky feet, bro Doesn't matter how you cut it, you've got stinky feet No, but I could wear those shoes once a month for an hour and my feet would get stinky. It's a shoe problem. And that never happened to me. That's because you're not wearing shoes.

That's because you're not wearing shoes. Yeah. Yeah, this is, this entire like 20 minute discussion is just Jamie needs to use some spray on his shoes. No, we were asked about the shoe thing because I'm always wearing shoes. And sometimes you are too, so you can't... I've only started to do it in this house because of you. Oh, so you're a sheep.

Fucking coward. Yes, only now, fucking coward. Your moral slide for this one. Yeah. But at home, James doesn't stand for shit. I do stand for something. What? Thank you for watching this episode of the Charmedia podcast.

Thank you for watching and we'll catch you on the next Charmagea podcast. I think poo theory is real. Hook theory. No poo theory, to be clear. Stinky feet theory. Sunkingy poop theory. fallacy.