JAR Media Posdact - Copper GOLD! - Double Trouble Episode 340

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:14 Housekeeping 09:35 r/FNAF is no More :( 18:55 Double Trouble Begins: Bringing Back Old JAR 23:22 Which Sardonicast Members are the JAR Boys? 25:19 Anything we MISS from 2020... 30:38 Rank These Cartoons... 32:27 Dare 32:38 Weird Schoolboy Songs 37:35 Mid Break 41:51 Recent Lego Buildin' 43:11 JARling Jobs 45:34 Advice for a Placement Engineer 48:07 Gooning Going Mainstream 50:01 How Bitcoin Works 52:32 What would your themesong/jingle be? 55:06 Red Dead Lover 1:03:24 Have any of us replayed The Last of Us 2 Since Release? 1:05:52 What noise does Jim make?

Good afternoon, morning, evening on our ladies and gentlemen, this is JAR Media. Episode 340. I'm James. Jamie, Alex. Hup, hup. Hutt. That's the kind of football thing we do around here.

Is it Hup Hap or Hutt-Hat? If it's football If it's football There's a lot more slurs there Chup Chup Why is this mic Like kind of grimy

Bro It's not It is It is right What do you mean The front of it's like Goppy The front of this mic

Is perfectly clean And the point of my mic Is perfectly clean But this one is No it's gobbiest fuck It looks exactly the same It doesn't Why he's spraying this globular gender?

Oh, that's govy, man. Oh, it's so govy, man. I don't know, yours will globid. Yo, it's so gobbin. Oh, my. Jesus. Good afternoon. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.

Good afternoon, morning evening or night. Was that the intro? I don't know what to do when I'm over here. I'm thrown off. I'm scared. It's the reverse. Just do what you usually do. Repeat after me.

me. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Good, good, good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. I can feel something inside me saying, I don't think the jar cast is long enough. No. You're right. It's not long enough. That's why today's going to be our first five-hour episode.

This is going to be the first nine-hour episode. We're doing it for the, for the, for the, for the charities. We're a live streaming for 25 hours. Do you know what? I think five hours of a cast will result in a horrific argument. There's no way I can talk shit for five hours. I'd say there's only ways we can beep for five beeps. There's no way.

There's no way that would last that on. I probably leave. I probably, huh, leave. Before we get too deep into the show, let's show. out of the jail media patrons to make the audio version of the show possible and get their names read out on the first or second week of each month

as it comes as it arrives whew! You've had the past couple weeks the parts that haven't made it into the full episode have been put onto Patreon. I don't know... See, this is the thing, it's like I've mentioned

in previous episodes and that I don't remember anything I say. So truthfully I don't know. I don't know. know if these are like controversial or dangerous or like shit i don't know they're dangerous they are danger are they like yeah i'd say they're like oh guys we got we got we got to do a brief housekeeping before we do this double trouble i teased last episode right oh yeah it's just double trouble central yeah nice and simple nice and laid back nice and ordinary Just ordinary around here

Yeah, so this is the housekeeping segment We round out the conversations from the previous week At Starshmello says And Alex continues puffing on his seemingly endless supply of Stogies I guess they're not that endless, are they? Because I've run out and they've been banned I'm glad he has Too soon

Because there was going to be a fight this episode If Alex started smoking Stogies What would you have done? Well, it would have been an intervention An intervention For what? For addictions No, for abusing me

What'd you mean? Forcing me to sit in a room Without any escape And chain smoking stogies I'm forcing Well, you're welcome to have one or two or three as well No, I never do that He's saying you have the option

Well no, but then that means we could droople while chances of lung cancer there'd be more smoke in the atmosphere and therefore more cancer Mm-hmm Yeah At Vex Rad 3-945 says I can't believe James locked the episode number

In the title behind a 50-quid expansion The Industry Practice Can't be encouraged Yeah so Jim insisted last episode Would be called Slush Pappy Or something

So I just called it slush puppy Oh wow No I had a good name for it And um Forgot it No that's what it was It was just slush puppy Yeah but it was something to do with slush,

Like the intended name was much better than just slush puppy Really I'm pretty sure slush puppy has been an episode name before No It hasn't There's no way Slush puppy has been like a constant thing in the jar law How do we feel about slush puppies?

They're crap I don't think I've ever had one. Why? Because the name is so grinchy. It's just a brand. Well, now they do... Why dogs? Why puppy?

Cute, they're funny. Big ears. The dogs have big ears. They've got two ears. It's like a Dalmatian or something. But, like, nowadays, it's not about slush puppies. It's about, like, tango ice blast. It's the same shit.

Yeah. Is an ice blast a slush puppy? Yeah, basically it is. No, no, well, it's a slushy. A slushy A slush puppy is a brand of slushy A gungy, a gooey and a slimy I'd have one of those

You wouldn't have a pup I wouldn't have a plush pup I'd have a go on and give us an extra large pup Will you? You never go to the cinema and ask for an actual large Blue pup Give me one of them tango pups What is it?

Is it? Is it a fanta? No, it's tango No, it's tango. Tango ice blood I have a tango ice pup to glow Blue or orange Let's get a double

ice tango puff over here Pollygon Headman 8551 said while we're on the topic of JAR's JAR fans' moms I'd like you to all know that I was obsessed with the That's Really Cute meme from early JARcast back in the day

and I'd say it around my family all the time no one knew what it was and no one cared which is fair enough but on my 18th birthday my mom put a post on Facebook which was just oh he's really cute which a bunch with a bunch of images attached of me I've never screamed laughed at anything harder

than I did on that fateful day That's cute That is cute That's like a mother who actually cares about you That's really cute Well being Bim 8498 says This felt like an especially giggly episode

Great giggling guys If I'm in this seat Do I have to take off my shoes and socks Is that like a part of this seat In that seat Um, it does help I would say My feet are pretty normal

A bit condescending I think What is? Extremely Look at you guys giggling Look at that I think men should giggle more I think men should be the most giggly Beings

Yeah What's the most giggly being at the minute Children He Hie-Hee-Hee! Men should be giggly when you walk down the street and you see a man they should be giggly well it's like a really masculine way to hear giggle

yeah no that's a cackle I'm talking I'm talking about a giggle a high pitch giggle that's a giggle that's not a giggle what's that then a laugh

that's a giggle bro no it's not a giggle that's some giggle shit right there that's some scooby-do Scrappy do Ruby do That's more Buh? No that's Scooby dear I'm talking you're

You're saying scrappy's more of it Yeah that's like a laugh That's not a giggle Okay you You show me a giggle then That's a giggle that's the exact giggle I'm just saying Mention you giggle more if you're a man

Giggle at work in your office environment with your really masculine collies, just give him a giggle. What is it, what is a giggle? Yeah, you drop your pen and then you bend down and get, he, he, yeah, that's a giggle with the high-pitched one at the end. Yeah, so that's what you need to do at work, everybody. Yeah.

To end this segment, rude canine says, why is Alex dressed like a Dominican kid who wants to be a gangster? Alex's fashion sense, baby Yeah, I don't know Why you leave me alone? Do you have a Dominican or a Dominican? I'll tell you what I am, upset. Huh? Wanna know why?

Why? It's the end of an era. What era? Before I get into this era though, I need to tell you guys my poem I've written. Did chat DBT write it? No. Are you sure? no it's only

it's only four lines okay it's based on that song it's not a haiku kind it's not a haiku but it's like as short as one pretty much um you know that song I'm a survivor um you know that song

it's kind of like a take on that okay yeah go go go go go I am a gona I'm a forgiver this is the jar class that I got the rea what do you think of that I the gooning stuff's dead man no it's more alive than ever it shouldn't be so we need to stop like fueling the goon fire

it's too late we're like um we're like Oppenheimer at the end looking down at all the guineers like appearing across the world no but that's the thing we're going towards a gooning future where everything's so virtual reality but you just everyone's just going to be gooning as soon as they get off jobs. This is the point now where we can stop that. We can be the force to end gooning forever. And I feel like we have everyone have an obligation. Because we were on the goon train long before all these poses, all these tick tockers and all this shit. We were the first. And being the first, we should be the first to stop it. Say no to go outside. Touch grass. Vote G for gooning.

Where are you in the middle on this? What? Where am I in the middle? You got one anti, one pro, where you stand? You're pro-gooning? I vote G for gooning. I vote, um... I'm gonna vote... What's between G and, uh...

A? Hmm. A, B, C, D. It's like E, F, G. No, D. A, B, C, C, D. D. I'm voting C for you can do whatever.

Okay, if it's between the two, then C, B, D. Cognitive, bulls, discipline. But yeah, what I was originally going to say was that R-slash-Fnaf is gone. Oh, yeah, who cares? Like, I'm actually glad, because these kids aren't being exploited for people's amusement anymore. You're glad?

Yeah. you're glad to hear it yeah leave the kids alone let them be quingy by themselves no this sucks our slash fnaf has been absorbed into just the five night of freddies's but we just have to aim for the next one we have to aim bigger yeah we have to infiltrate it imagine if a jarling can infiltrate the fucking five nights of freddies there's there's there i agree do it you need to we if we've we've conquered fnaf our finnep We need to go to the next level. So you're saying the FNAF story was over.

We killed it. We killed Fnaf, so we need to kill the next one. It's like the Grim Reaper meme. The first door's Fnaf. We need to go through the second door. And ultimately, we need to go after the biggest Reddit of them all. Scott Cawthorne. No, our gaming.

Or our cats. I don't know what the biggest game, like, subreddit is actually, out of the mall. Our slash Reddit. Hmm, the Reddit, Reddit for Redditors. The most upvoter posters, wow, guys, this just got meta. 100 million upvotes. Zero gold, because it's gone. Yeah, we need the jar indoctrinated gooners, our scioputives,

to go infiltrate the bigger edits and combine them all. into the Jhara Empire. This is your job. Divide and conquer. Make a task force, have a few groups doing different edits. Infiltrate. Destroy. We need like Geel Team 6.

Y'all Team 6. Y'all Team 6. Guna Team 5. You guys can have yours cringy SEAL Team 7 or whatever. If JAR was Obama, what Reddit would be Al-R Osama bin Laden?

Wait, can you explain what you mean by that? What do you mean? What do you mean we need to explain that, boy? What law do you need to be caught up on? Huh? So if Osama bin Laden was a sub-reddit and I was Obama? And we were Obama.

So where am I sending the... The Yard Team 6? Um... I'll slash Goon Caves. Really? Yeah. Wow, yeah. No, that, that, that checks out. He was assassinated in his goon cave, his goon lair. You, what would you be? Because generally, I'm not caught enough up on Reddit to know. I don't know, I don't know Reddit. I didn't use it.

I'll slash Hunter Biden can be yours. No, I don't want to take that down. You want to prop it up? Yeah. R slash Well if I were to be like edgy as fuck it would be our capitalism R slash D's

R slash insales R slash Ryan Reynolds or something I'm sure that exists because he's he's read it as a human being or the Elon Musk Reddit

or I guess that is Reddit the R slash Elon Musk that's Ziet man that's what Ziet is for what is Zet Yeah, well, that was Zit. So that's what you do on X, right? When you post something, it's a Zit.

Nobody is calling them Zets. Yeah, you can't buy something and then just change what it is. Hmm. You know? You don't buy... You buy stuff to incorporate into your own company, not buy a company completely change. You're destroying the point of buying in the first place.

So the latest X change was they got rid of that. cool image of when you know remember that parrot that bird when something wouldn't load um no tweet here to be seen or whatever they got rid of that nice image now it's just like boring text he he is like you know there's the meme of like marketing and logo design right where the more more time goes on the more like basic and like um un unique like logos become he is like an embodiment of that everything has to become white lines and like X's

yeah like you're cringe man you're fucking cringe but what do you is it do you still call it Twitter is it still Twitter no it's X

but everything is X no the shadow the hedgehog is X what do you mean by that everything is X name one thing that isn't X well X I know what you mean

everything and everything can everything can also be Y Can X be Y? Well, yeah, you just change them around. Yeah. I pressed on X and got Y. I drank X and got Y. I drank Y and got...

I'm X. Yeah, so maybe we should make a rival to Twitter. Oh, X called Y. Yeah. Not like Mark Zuckerberg's, cringy. Everyone be nice on Freds. Now, we make it a horrible moment. one called it why.

Yeah. Why? Why did we make it? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's more interesting. Like, if Twitter was now called why, there's like, a meta, that's a meta joke. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, it means something, independent. What does it X mean, apart from cool? And on the homepage of why, like, the main banner could be like a picture of the joke could be like, why, so serious. Yeah, yeah. Or like old school bebo, and you can. go on to someone's page they don't put in the big background that they can set

and it starts playing a song they selected let's buy bebo and change it to what yeah every every page you go on it starts playing that really stressful joker theme from the dark night just forever ascending yeah any way to reset it is to like a like a a yeat Yeat Yeat Well guys Let's do this

Not sure Yeah not sure But let's do this Yeah Let's answer some questions We're just going to go in Because it's supposed to be double troubling over here

Double dipping Double dipping over here So yeah If you want to leave your own questions For us to answer on future episodes Head over to the suggestion thread On Well

It can never be asked slash Fnaf anymore. It's never going to be an option ever again. Okay, R-slash, I hate everything. Or Alex's Twitter account? Yeah, those won't work. Why not? If you put them on R-slash-Gooncaves, then I'll probably see them. But you're saying your frequent

goon-cave browser? Yeah, I've got to find my lair, you know? The best layer setup. It's like a goon cave inspiration. You look at people's goon caves, you're like, damn, I... Yeah, like, I want this bit, I want that bit, I want this bit, I want this bit, on that bit, make a collage. It's like Pinterest.

You're pinning all the goon caves to make your own. My layer is unmatched. I've taken everyone's best and I've created the ultimate goon cave. We haven't got five monisters. We've got 64. Would you prefer a cave or a layer? I like...

Cave. Well, are we talking about gooning specifically? Not for gooning. It's actually like... A cave. I would, honestly, a layer is way more associated. with evil. I like that aspect of it. But on the ultimate layer cave thing, right? And this is just me being really serious and like this is obvious. It's just the Batman's cave from the Batman. Yeah, it's a cave. That's fucking muscle car in it. It's a layer in a cave, right? So it's kind of both. Well, no, it's the back cave. It's just the cave. I'd say it's Batman's layer. It's a layer because it's in the sewer system of New York. Got Gougham. How is it not a layer?

in Goth in Gotham yeah but it's how yeah but it's connected to the sewer systems well only in the latest one do you think Batman's that's the one I'm talking about not the fucking cringy one specifically what's the cringy

all of the ones that came before it the cringy ones then yeah we're talking about the Batman okay that one yeah no I did that tweet on the Twitter ages ago that was like the frame from

Morgan Freeman at that computer at the end of the dark night it was like get the goo material up this goon session is about to be crazy yeah that's the bat cave the bat cave isn't even in the dark night

he doesn't have a bat cave he does have like an equivalent space though he is a space but it's not a cave you mean the white one yeah he only has a cave in Batman begins you mean the music video studio

is that what it is loads of music videos have been filmed there because of all the lights and you can change to colors I think Brini Spears have one yeah I got that I get that Give me, give me, give me.

Well, Gabriel is going, can get us going here. Hello, jar boys. If you had to bring back anything from Early Jar, what would it be? Some examples. Having no chairs, crackhead Alex, Contrary and James, Jim, the Master of Reload animations, watching a bad movie each week and the constant mention of pussy-slash-diria. Thanks, making us on Wednesday.

What has changed out of any of this? No, no, the only, like, part is, era of jar that has any positive that isn't is better than now is the era pre-COVID where things were actually just fucking nutty we were like fucked out of our faces and nutty and chaotic I saw on the jar media

clips channel they just uploaded the discussion about lava island I'm pretty sure that was from that period too that was what that was the last iteration of the above room with the chair against the wall yeah yeah good sir because it was like we want

There was this one episode We wanted to show James But James would just refuse to watch This one episode For some reason I don't even know why Seven minute A Lover Island episode

You're just like I'm not watching this Oh no You put your foot down On the weirdest thing Yeah I do But like I

I wanted to save it For an actual Love Island video No you're lying man No we got it On the board in there To do The Lava Island movie

I'd be down to do the Lever Island media. We act Ugh Well Haunting Shrine 8645 says Hey jar troopers

Which Sardonicast member Is each of the jar boys Alex is Adam Okay Yeah James is Alex There's only two people in Sardonicast So like

Yeah now Yeah now Yeah Hey guys I'm the new member of Sardonicast I know Fuck all about movies

Let's talk about Anime Yeah we could do an anime Recommendation I fucking love anime Oh That's not what you're saying earlier Have you heard of this film called Totoro

No It's kind of a niche film Spirited Away I want to say No there's good anime You know I Yeah where's Berserk bro

Huh? Where's bizarre? Oh, fuck's sake. Can't remind me. Name one good anime. Neon Genesis Evangelion. I'm not joking. It is a good anime.

Yeah, whatever. I have actually been watching an anime as of late, but let me not talk about that. No, you can't say that. Psychopass. Psychopath? Yeah, nobody ever told me it was basically Goshen's shell standalone complex. So that's that level, which is good. But it's cool.

Okay. What's the genre? Uh, cyberpunk. Okay. What? Whatever, man. Hey, I'm... Nah, whatever, man.

No, because this is a thing. People always called me like a weeb and shit, but I am. I know. I literally have unopened 1980 CDs in my car. I'm a fucking weed, man. You sound like you have schizophrenia sometimes. I don't know what that means. Schenely Jr. 12 says

I've recently been re-listing to the Corncast and although it was a super bad time mentally for everyone, is there anything you miss from that period? Not having to work? I miss being able to go on Warzone when it was good and getting fucking wankered on an entire bottle of rum risky every weekend. I miss alcoholism.

I have. I don't have a purpose to live at that point. I don't anymore. This is a tough question for me. Man, I think I miss from that effing period. Pope? Not really.

I guess more people being around with their families and things. What? Like I take the dogs for a walk and people that were just everywhere. People need to escape. Because they couldn't be at work.

It's like the one thing you're allowed to do is like, The one thing I regret is having to work. I had to actually fucking work during that period. It wasn't really working, but I could have done nothing and got paid for it. Maybe. Yeah, I actually had to work. Yeah.

Yeah, sure. I got up eight fucking CBD cooking and fucking was blasted all morning in my meetings, but I actually had to do stuff. It was cringe. Because it literally was, like, Friday, finish work. Get off work like 5 o'clock right, and it was just like, the VPN gets closed the whiskey's being swigged into my mouth direct

as soon as I click VPN off and it was a war zone till I three in the morning getting just fucked and it was a fun time of my life like that period is more nostalgic to me than any part of my life yeah I guess I guess opening like a bottle of beer at like midday at home on a Wednesday

because there's nothing else to do I miss not Playing card though I miss being able to do that Without feeling like wow I'm a terrible person Yeah because it was normal then It was like well I'm British

I have nothing to do Can't go to the pub Yeah Let's crack on This like all the best parts of like You know our child are going on bike rides Getting pissed at 5 o'clock playing Cod is like the same level

that that time was just amazing original war zone was just special it was it was I miss it I don't care about saying that though I don't want it back I'm glad it happened yeah I don't want it back

but I don't I don't want it to happen again because you play it a lot and you get addicted like you were the first time that's why you don't want it back no I don't want it back because good times

should stay short times. Too much of anything is bad. Also lockdown had way more negatives than positives. That's where I'm shuggling. Yeah, no, it did. Okay, it had more negatives after like six months.

For those first six months, it was like, this is something new, this is crazy. The first few weeks, pretty cool, I'd say. Yeah. The most scale. I wasn't scared though because I didn't really care

No no Do you know what This is the fucking thing We were fucking Pussy Ours. There was no We should just gone out Every fucking one else was Why didn't we just break all of the wolves

Everyone did We did once and we got arrested And guns pointed out of us Yeah but we almost died Because we did No but how many people That's how we died. Like, we got shot by the police that night.

But nobody fucking, like, followed the wars. Nobody did. Fucking Boris Johnson didn't. A lot of people did, actually. Well, yeah, this is what I mean. We were pussy-olds. That was, that's my answer, actually, is, um, the few nights where everyone was, like, clapping out of their windows for the NHS,

that was kind of like, that's cool. That feels like some solidarity. No, no, that's, I hate that. Why? Because you... No, no, no. Everyone was so, like, miserable and like... No, no, no, this isn't a thing about we... I love nurses, I love all NHS,

because they're getting underpaid to do, you know, important work. Hmm. But you, you don't vote the Tories and clap for the fucking nurses, you know? Which is what all I saw. Everyone who was clapping all fucking hardcore Tories. Because it was a Tory campaign to clap for nurses. Because it gets the attention away from their policies that are fucking over the NHS.

The purpose. who was the most die-hard fucking NHS clapper I knew we'll play fucking I would play war zone with this kid right he'd leave him be like I got to go clap for nurses half out of late we'd come back guess what fucking huge Tory hated the NHS but he was mind-fucked into thinking that clapping for nurses and doctors helped them it didn't and looking back on it it was fucking cringe fucking give him a pay-wise right monkey mustard has this ridiculous question rank these cartoons one Golden Age Simpsons 2

Fox Era Futurama 3 pre-Trump South Park 4 Family Guy Funny Moments TikToks 5 The Cleveland Show And 6 Big Mouth Well future arm is far above all of them By like a huge fucking mind Yeah what was the penultimate one?

Big Mouth Oh Cleveland Show At the bottom is Big Mouth Yeah Then probably the Cleveland Show Yep Then Family Guy Yep

Yep I've People say Family guys are actually funny It's not It has funny bits Everything has funny bits Doesn't mean it's good

Then I'm gonna say Pre-Trump South Park Then Simpsons Then Feetrama I would say pre-Trumped South Park Before Simpsons I do put South Park

Pretty high Simpsons Never made me laugh It was always like It's always there you know, it's just like a comfort Simpson's at its peak Masterpiece

But if I see If I wanted to watch anything that was funny Which was that same thing I just watched Futurama because it's better No, Futurama Wasn't as impactful I, no, it was to me It was impactful

And anyway, Rick and Morty took its thunder Yeah, Rick and Morty is the new Simpsons It's important my man. Simpson's in Fortnite. A future arm is in Fortnite. Yeah. Rick and Morty first. Rick and Morty B. Do you know what isn't in Fortnite? Cartman.

Richard Hammond. Give it time. Yeah. Malheur 2 says, I have a dare for Jim. Call up your mum and tell her you pissed on her head by accident. No. I won't do that.

Okay, the Ralph says, Hi, Jaya. I'm a 20-year-old from Summer set and the recent Ria talk has brought back a childhood memory at a certain time in my primary school because the cool rhyme slash song went like this diarrhea diarrhea it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea diarrhea we all had diarrhea repeat this with some added in random verses thought on the spot the weirdest thing was that you often sang it in a stereotypical Indian accent I think due to the rea connotation with their food question mark we used to have variations on my little pony when the tesco horse lasagna happened too quite the anthem if you ask me the tesco horse lasagna i thought it was

burgers yeah it was burgers as well maybe there was lasagna quite the anthem if you ask me do you guys do this sorry did you did you guys do this or have you any weird schoolboy songs i remember that one yeah i remember that one but not in indian accent i don't remember the indian accent yeah i did that was That sounds like a racist Somerset thing. Yeah. Fucking country cunt. Um, that's their revenge for the fucking Somerset song. I remember P-nut, but...

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a big one. What fucking school did you go to? Same one was you, you twat. I've never heard that in my life. I remember P-nut, but, uh. Yeah. Everyone knows peanut butter

Not me Apart from nut didn't mean like cum Imagine how funny nut would have been Back in the day if you knew what it was Yeah Now it's like you can't go anywhere Without cum connotations Well speaking of

Did it not to make it Marvel Oh my God That's the worst sentence Did you watch Wonder Vision? Yes I saw someone refer to The Vision from the

Gendez cum vision Why come I mean Oh the white one Yeah Any other schoolboy songs Before we go to the midbreak James had loads

No, come on James would just sing Nirvana You know what that is You know that melody Yeah Bada da up Bap but I don't know

Go on sing it No I'm not singing the old Activision and I'm not singing I am Iron Man either I am Iron Man I got fucking bullied for that shit man I didn't people loved it you were

No they were laughing at me No they weren't What's the Iron Man one? No no no that's a fucking That's a ploy I'm not falling for your tricks I generally don't know that one No

No no no no I know the song I know the song No no no no no Yeah but James would do it Really? He did it in music That was one of your things. I didn't do it in music. Okay, Activate Your Vision was in music.

No, it wasn't. There's no way I didn't have it. That's where it was invented. Really? In a music lesson. No. How? Yeah, that's why everyone knew it and it was so fire.

No, no, shut up. No, no, that didn't happen. I'm confused. Is that true? No, I didn't know. It's true, dude. Okay, where else did activate your vision? Are you saying I performed that song in front of me?

I wasn't in your class, but apparently That's what you told me And everyone in your class was like James just did the most fire song Holy shit, I didn't even know this Yeah, this is deep, deep law I didn't even need to me James had locked it

Yeah, that is triggering some memories though now Yeah, man, dude It was, it spread across the whole year Bro, everyone knew this song Yeah, but everyone knew our old YouTube videos as well Yeah, and we were Like celebrities Like, um...

It'd be bullied for it though No, we were like, um... What's that guy? I always blank on things. You know? Yeah, the carrot guy. Carrot top? No, not carrot top. The guy

who's with Adam Sandler. Oh, uh, Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider. We're like Rob Schneider tier celebrity sort of thing. Who's the Adam Sandler then? James? Baggy clothes.

Oh, come on. He plays basketball all the time. Where's crooks? I do wear baggy clothes. I like baggy clothes. Mm-hmm. Because I'm insecure about my body. All right.

Well, I guess we'll see after these kind of reary sort of messages. Which kind? Yeah. Want a dick on a? shirt check description below yeah it's a sireole yeah it's a sire up I've never had diarrhea you have no but not from no but you got the mucous man oh no come on come on no don't misrepresent me like that okay don't misrepresent me I said on this very show that I had mucus coming out of my asshole but that was on unique occasions where my diet

it might have been not where it should be. Now... What did you mean? What happened, though? What were you eating to make... Oh, that was probably a month I ate fucking McDonald's every single day. Have you actually done that? Well, yeah, me and Jim did it.

I put it just... It ends in mucus going out my ass. Because you do like... You know when you're doing a shit and you get the fart and it's like the little backfire? It does that, but no poo comes out and I wipe and it's all out mucus. It's all gunges.

It's all gunges. And it's not like, you know, see, you think of mucus, like nostril mucous while it's green. It's kind of like, nah, this was like kind of golden. It was like, it was like a copper gold. Oh my God, a copper gold. Yeah, and I'm looking at it, I'm like, oh, I don't. A copper gold. And I, I, I, I'd vibe.

And I just like. Copper gold You know, it's like that colour That's fucked man And I would Google What is there gold mucus coming out my ass I wouldn't get any like Endangered results

So it'd be fine No endangered results So I didn't get checkup And I poo pretty normally now Do you do this? Do you observe your poo? Of course I do Yeah, like I look at it to see how it is

because if I look at it and I can tell hey something's not white here you know some people track it vigilantly like every time they poop they like have a poop journal thing in their phone or whatever I don't have that I just look at it and I'm like okay that's I can tell

you do a shit and then turn around and get like squeeze it like feel the text you'll have mush ears no I just look at it and you can tell if it's like hard or soft and you probably could tell when it's flying out your ass but I look at that and I'm like, okay, that poo looks a bit. But my poo, for someone you talk so much about mucusy assholes,

my poo is consistently good. Like, sometimes I whip my assail trying to shoot them out, but... What a shocker. No, but I eat a lot of fibre. I have like, I eat a lot of yoghurt. Name one. I, I, I'm fibred up. I'm buttered up.

I've got, you know, fate, I eat phage, yogurt. You know, I'm sure it makes me fart, like fuck, but it's... James said the mucus was copper gold. What? What do you mean? Copper gold. Color, you know what gold looks like. You know what copper looks like.

I'm in the color. Yeah, I wasn't shitting copper gold. Like, you know that colour. But maybe darken it a little bit. Okay. That's the name for the girls, copper gold. Or maybe, more more, like, maybe like, Bonds gold.

Maybe bonds copper gold. Like, mash those together and you got the color. This is where some fucking, some poo expert's going to be like, yeah, James, you've got like bowel cancer and you're going to die. It's like, yeah, boy. Well, I guess what? to the second half of the cast where we continue doing questions um we'd normally only do it in the second half but this is a special one-off because of last episode's rea stuff okay

yeah jams messed up so bad last episode i'm clean living baby says this we've heard lots of ria building stories but does alex have any recent lego building stories yeah what have you been building diarrhea I snapped and outside of my diarrhea diorama that I'm building I got I snapped right

I got I got some more flowers yeah like a dried flower thing building them dried flowers and I also got a miniature superstar destroy

but I haven't built that yet I also built that Lord of the Rings thing you know I went shh shh shh chish Elvin City

like these cringy Lord of the Rings ones they cringe Affle Rowan bro what afalloran bro what are you saying to me

Affle Lauren Affle Lauren It's the Elven City from Warhammer An actual good series that gets supported and doesn't have really shit adaptions by Amazon C.T. Paterson says, I'm convinced

that the sliders who swear by the diarrhea building curse have terrible diets or something else is wrong with them. Yes, I don't care if this puts me fucking... Yes, I don't care if this puts me at risk.

I'm willing to take the chance In response to James saying none of us have real jobs I just wanted to say that I'm a mid-level government bureaucrat Whether you consider that a real job or not is up to you What do the rest of the sliders do for a living bear bear?

Wait, when did I say that the jarlings don't have jobs? I don't know, I don't even remember, but I think I didn't mean that for all the jarlings I made the specific fat, uh, packed of jarlings who are making these dye with building posts, you know. But Tachronin replied to that saying, For money, fancy data entry and sometimes making software.

I've also started accepting money to scare people. For joy, writing books and publishing them for free. Imagination should be free. I've started accepting money to scare people. What the fuck does that mean? No, we do actually, it would be really interesting. Because you know, there's, there's a, we've had the breakdown of how the job views are by, you know, sex, gender, nationality. Yeah, yeah.

Age. Yeah. We need, give us, tell us your jobs. We need a breakdown of where your workplace is. Yeah, and what position you're in. Specifically what branch, if there's a big company, like where. We know a few of the jarling jobs and it's like There's all sorts, there's a whole gambit

Yeah, there's like, you know, teachers Who we don't think are actually teachers Lying teachers Yeah, fake teachers That's not a real job We've even got intimidators now in the list Yeah, does that mean like for the mob? I'm scaring people, yeah for money

Yeah, he's gonna be cut, you don't contact him But James, you're like this one though from Carno 237 on this exact same note. Bongiorno, born boys. I recently started my first proper big boy job as a placement engineer at Nissan. Do you have any advice for me? Especially interested to hear James's thoughts, thanks.

Make Nissan's good. They're shit. Yeah, they've gone a bit wrong, right? I don't know. It's like with such a big company like Nissan, it's like hard to know what exactly he's doing because I don't know the area, the department and whatnot.

But that is cool news. I like that little, you know, circle working on this on. So, interesting. Engineering isn't really a real job, though, is it? With engineering, it's like, the best advice is to just like... The only way I can say it is, like, because I have an interest in engineering, I always want to know more. And it's like, there'd be stuff I don't know,

but it's like asking questions of how all this will work. and looking at drawings, looking at, and talking to people who know more and, like, gaining more through that. But I guess that is an interesting thing. If you're in that job, you probably have an interest in it, so you're going to do that naturally. Yeah. But it's just, like, being, like, super precise about things and being really interested in it. And I would say, if you're in engineering job, pursue engineering hobbies in your spare time, because that does do a lot for your job as well.

like I pretty much got my job solely based off of my motorsport background and having built cars and modified cars because it's like a CV almost if you pull up to a job interview an engine company and a fucked up Nissan and you're like yeah I stripped that engine I re-bought the suspension I chose these parts for this reason you'll explain you're portraying a knowledge of it and that's way more of an actual...

An extracurricular interest yeah I think my colleague who recently changed he didn't He sent his cover letter, but on the interview, he didn't really take a CV because he was just like, I built that bike. Got a job. Because you turn up in a bike you built. That's like, that's the crazy thing about engineering jobs. It's like, education side doesn't matter.

If you actually, you can showcase, like, putting that knowledge into something and you can be like, I did that. That's way more of like a CV seller. But if this is, if they like engineering and they're working for Nissan, you know, I can tell they're probably like that same kind of mindset. But cool, it's good to hear I love that. Sell me Nissan parts. Get me a nice S-13, please.

Mug Latin is our next one. Thoughts on gooning going mainstream as a meme, which are the original adopters? The 14 year old TikTok kids sharing goon memes on Instagram group chats owe their success as certified dank memers to you boys.

As always, yes. Pais, he's a goon, right? Yeah, I agree. I think it's an interesting one because it was weird how we started talking about our goon caves and then suddenly it was like fucking penguinso and these

XQ wanker were just, you know, talking about gooning. Like, come on. We started gooning first of foremost. You know? The OG goon. Because if we started talking about gooning, COVID years ago

and now these fucking clowns think they're like oh look at this funny thing I found three years ago right yeah do you think we've created any gooners probably yeah no doubt absolutely at least one exposing them to the knowledge of guine before possibly

well no because this is Instagram is trying to do that anyway all of these apps trying to make you hyper addictive of no attention span which basically means all you have to do is change Instagram for porn up and your Guna because your mind's already fucked

so you know genuinely this Instagram has done like worse is that worse for my previous porn addiction than porn well because the algorithm is so focused on sexualized content

and it's like oh there you go there you go there you go and it's just like that's why I deleted it at one point because it's just like nah this ain't doing me good and boom what happened then fucking readapses at all I don't delete Instagram. Damn. Rough praise 484 has this to say.

How Bitcoin works from an economist. I don't know about other crypto, but for Bitcoin. It isn't so much that in 100 years it will end. It's that no more Bitcoin can be issued slash mined. This is to prevent banks from just printing money. That's the only way to get more is to mine it. to mine it.

But they do that anyway? The way mining works is you use a computer to complete a complex equation, which takes time and energy, and it issued a Bitcoin as a result. For example, let's say when the coin was first invented, you get one Bitcoin for every 10 equations, and in five years time, the system has changed to one Bitcoin every 20 equations. This essentially counteracts inflation and ensures that each individual coin has a tangible value, as it takes a set amount of real-world effort to attain. Also means that for a while Bitcoin was a great investment, as it could essentially only get more valuable as it became harder to attain, which is what caused the massive bubble as a bunch of people realized it was a good investment, causing it to become overvalued and crash.

The end point of this is when all coins are issued and no more can be mined and the coin is fully stable. I'm not an expert, but I did make a little bit of money off it right before it blew up. Also, I really like when Jim said Crouching Tiger, Hidden Liger. Thanks. No, me say thanks. Go on then. I was saying thanks for explaining how Bitcoin works. You can say thanks for him saying that you thought it was cool when you said Crouching Tiger, Hidden Liga.

But thanks. But no, it doesn't matter if it's Bitcoin or money because none of it exists. Yeah, we are giving it value. Yeah. So just like, eh? Yeah, yeah. Huh? Huh?

Invest all your money. This is the thing. This, like, we're all conditioned to believe. But stop believing. Bake bread. Trade bread. How much is a loaf of bread work? Fuck, if I could trade bread, I'd be a poor man.

Because I just eat it. Yeah, but you can trade more than bread. Speaking of beans. I trade myself for bread. What? Hey. Hey, I'm just saying if there's a bakery. Oops.

Yeah. Average Swindon fan has this to say. Ja-Jar Bear Boys? Got something to ask you. One detail that I really appreciated about the Spider-Verse movies is the way they utilize sound effects. Villains like the Proula and Spider-Man, 29 have a recurring theme sound effect

that I imagine you're all familiar with. I think this is a really effective method of conveying a character's vibe and a neat alternative to theme songs So my question is if each of you had your own dedicated theme sound effect that played whenever you entered a room What would it be? Huh James would be the like the meme fart sound effect with echo I get that. That's not fucking funny.

Yeah it is. Yeah it is. That's a funny sound. That sound is like whether it's a meme or not, it's funny. It's actually a rare occasion of something being a meme, but also independently funny. I feel like just a classic... No, mine'd be the Tesla verse noise. Compose something for James's one.

Every room you go in, it does that. That's your one. Fucking traumatize everywhere. Fucking walking to it. church drawing, Matt. Yeah, you could have like a vocal one. Oh. Yeah.

James' would be Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yeah, that'd be a cool one. Yours. Yours would be that fart sound that you do but like a really airy one airy

yeah like a balloon slowly leaking yeah yeah I get that okay guys we got triple left we got three more

Bjornow pizza because of Alex's comment where he said he would pay like 300 bucks for RDR2 I finally started playing it. I bought it when it came out and I was a dumb high school I only interested in online mode. I'm now someone with better taste and after beating God of War 2018 I started Red Dead and wow it's the most amazing gaming experience I've had in a long time. I'm only about

12% into the game and it's absolutely riveting. So thanks for getting me hooked on that and finally taking it out the backlog. Wondering if there's any other stellar single player games you boys love that I may have missed over the years. I'm a PC. player, which is why I only just played God of War 2018 after all this time. Cyberpunk 2077? Is this a single player

experience with the single best world in gaming? I'm wrong. Shut the fuck it up. I reckon I finished Disco Elysium the other day. That's definitely up there is for our stories

that react to your choices and stuff. What do you mean? No, you're the New Vegas guy. Say New Vegas. makes a shit. He's got, he's a PC person, he's talking to be going to fucking play it. Yeah. Um, I love every time we mention New Vegas,

there are two or three comments that are like, now, if you get this exact list of mods, then it will be good, I swear. No, do you know, I think I am anti-modder.

I think I've mentioned this briefly, but it's like, if you have to mod something to make it good, it's shit. Yeah. That's a fact. Mods should enhance an already good thing.

But if it's, you can't, you don't buy shit and make it usable. Yeah. That's, that's the Bethesda Wayne, that's why their games are shit. Woo! That's like Skyrim's pretty shit.

I reckon Fallout 4 in New Vegas are MCU tier in the jar. They are Marvel tier. Yeah, no, I would say that. Any opportunity, I have like horrific beef. I want to make a

Fallout 4 video because we made one on JAR and because of the oppressive fucking power of a, and are but at that time I couldn't actually show my opinions

in this fucking video we did because I would have just been clowned the gameplay is actually good shit I want to do a redux of the Fallout 4

and New Vegas videos because I would I'd prove to you that they're not better than most people think but that doesn't mean they're not bad

wait so you you'd say fallout four is better than most people think no it's fucking shitter than most people think fallout new vegas is specific man that's very no no no no no because it's they the the i'm just gonna say the same good just don't talk about fall that's an actual trigger for me not four it says i tried playing that game eight times eight times i got to the fucking bothered fucking part of the game shit with the funny gorilla Carilers, yeah. Yeah, they're cool.

Most single player games are trash. I'm not actually talking to think about what single player games I've been playing recently. Playtime for two. No. That's goody. It's been said to death, but like not many people have actually played it. actually just play it the multiplayer is not that fun

yes it is it it has the best multiplayer ever made it's better than Halo 3 AI in multiplayer games does take something away truthfully generally I'm bump being serious it does take something away for multiplayer how it makes it just significantly less like I don't get dopamine from

killing fucking 10 AI in a match I get dopamine for smashing those other players and making them feel like children. If I'm killing 10 AI, it's a one player. It's not a satisfying for my dopamine. I'm not saying it's a bad, but there's, the AI. But in a good game of Titanfall, you kill as many players as you would in, like, a game of cod. I've never had that. That's never happened. Yeah, because you're bad at the game. And also, if you've, fair, that's it. Also, if you want to play without the AI, then just play them over without the AI.

just play Apex Legends, the better game. The way worse game. It's trash. It's not. No, it's not. The guns are better. The gun plays better. The map's the same. There's bellows. The maps are worse because it's just 90% like empty space. There's not.

And reused assets just sort of dotted across the map. Yeah, but at least people play Apex. Yeah. You can actually... You can actually find a game. I play Apex because it almost feels like Titanful too. But you can find people to play against. and get angry

but I did a little test just the other day I saw you playing it yeah I just booted it up search for a match and got in a game within like two minutes I got fucking stomped

that's the no the problem with Titanfall is the same problem of like chivalry Mordhauer all of these fucking games were the only people and fighting games

for that matter and like arena shooters the only people play them are like the best players in the world at them so as a new player you can't play it

because you're not fun so there's no point even trying because the learning curve so high and you're getting waffle stomped by the sweatiest people imaginable like don't waste your time, don't play it that is true now

yeah that's the problem onboarding on 10-4-2 is like impossible but we were talking about the single-player anyway single-player I haven't done it I have not done it it's incredible I should do it's it's very very good the half-life games

yeah I've just not uh uh honestly I would don't worry about a single player good car-up game, get Verminty 2. Get I.M. Mayo, I'd say. What? Verminty 2 is a

great curl-up game. At first, it doesn't seem like this content, but once you start difficulty chasing, ah, it's so good, and once you, like, get really angry at it and you're, like, struggling, and then you find out how to do it properly. Oh, I feel so good.

The forest? The forest, yeah. Amnesia? They hit man games. called you really black ops one has a great campaign awful morals but pretty fun um

the max pain games all three dishonored dishonored dishonored dishonored one and two are generally great games yeah

I got my issues with dishonored I think it's great it's like a really open like creative single player it's a great game inside I'm a big inside fan

yep inside's cool there's like the thing with red dead though is that you can't go chasing that dragon you're not going to find something that scratches an itch like red dead you need to go to like a different ballpark you need to be like an elsewhere for a single player experience

yeah yeah because uh ain't nothing going to scratch that age what i would say is play red dead ones you've done all the other a good single player experiences. Because you peaked. Yeah, it depends what you're looking for. You're not going to get like a story satisfaction like you will

with Red Dead to you, with anything else. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. Pretty cool. Prey. Definitely pray. It's another masterpiece. I need to play pro.

Yeah, it's really, really I need to pick D-Meternal D-Maternal? Yeah, you do. Another masterpiece. Let's do the penultimate one here then from Cole Z since we're on this subject matter already. Hi Jha, long-time listener, first-time commenter.

Have Jim or Alex played The Last of Us? Part 2, since the As They Say video was released. If so, have your thoughts changed? I personally went into it for the first time recently expecting garbage due to the fan reaction, but was very pleasantly surprised. I have I played on PS5 this is just the casual thing

never listen to gamers if gamers are angry about something play it because they're angry about like fucking the fact that the woman isn't super sexy anymore I fucking pussy or deal with it losers

I didn't feel that much differently my biggest takeaway was like this game is way too long yeah I don't want to play it again I played the first game over and over and over again the the sacramers yeah same due to those pacing problems due to how long it is due to um you know like strong like physically strong women like how am i supposed to

believe that's real yeah it's there's like such a structural difference where like that first game it's got that seasonal structure you know yeah really smart um whereas the second game is like way more all over the place jumping through time it goes and then it like stalls yeah starts again and yeah i do like like the game feel i like the gameplay loop i do like the stealth stuff i like the set pieces are like all this um but man just the whole packages is not that replayable to me because I guess the story like it's just not it's not on the same level it's not it's not engaging me in the same way no like this stuff I remember about the last of us too is not like the emotional impact of the story it's like oh like the lighting

in that underground sequence where there's that that red light yeah and you know like it's more like that I remember like the environment's more than I do the actual story you know Um But yeah The outrage was Ridiculous Way Way overboard

Let's end on this one then From crust pain If James goes bare And Alex goes run What noise does Jim make Um Um Mm-hmm

there were two replies to that deviant right nut said jinn's noise is his wise words who's jen and bill hater gaming said the beast emits a low roar at frequency only audible to those who have escaped the many social strands of our messed-up joke of a society any time his lips are behind the mic, rest assured he's communicating to other free thinkers in this manner. This? This is our land.

This is anti-group-think. Group-think doesn't exist. I just say that because it makes people clap and scream. What? Group think is being another one of those fucking ants, just you know what ants do to cross a river?

They all bind together. Into a bus or train. Fucking losers. Go going away, you fucking... Ants, ants haven't... They binned. No, there are these, like, types of ants in the wild, in, like, rainforests. And to get across, like, a river, they all, like, group together and hold on to one another and create, like, a raft of ants.

Mm. But do you know what that means for the ones at the bottom? They die. D drown. how how crazy is that how how like that that's what the structure of this world is you know and we're just the fucking so you're gonna be on the top of all the wealth

or you're gonna be lower down with fucking water in your lungs no no land lungs not that low you want to be in the middle nice and warm yeah and a little bit spending all your money on things you don't need getting splashed ants don't have money We have money though You and I Ant boys

We're the ant We're the ants We're the ants Just remember There's more us than them Pha Ha ha ha Yeah

You know,