JAR Media Posdact - Corncast Muncher 29 (Yes, Jack Black is #Funny)

Episode Date: February 15, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:45 Housekeeping 02:39 Comment Barrel 07:19 Thoughts on Muncher 10:21 Cara Gone 17:39 Borderlands Movie Follower 23:25 Norbit Discussion 24:57 Mid Break & Patron Barrel 35:57 Barrel Questions Area 36:06 What Lightsaver Colour Would You Use? 37:50 Ruben is Soup a Drink? 41:42 Pitch Rockstar the concept of Swindon being the setting of GTA 6 while impersonating the joker 44:22 Joel and Ellie HBO Show Casting 46:55 Explain British Currency 49:59 Sequel Trilogy Bad Music 52:04 Ruben's Take on Luke Skywalker 54:23 Milk with Lunch?   PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

I might subscribe to the crunchy box lute crate Sorry, I want anime gear Hashtag So you have the energy to pimp anime gear But not start the cast Okay, do you want me to start the cast I'll start the last James, please let's do a vote

Let's do a vote No, no you can't vote on shit That's not fair It's not fair What, you don't agree with democracy No, I don't. Dictatorships are the way forward. Okay. They always work.

Reuben, you decide. I'm the dictator. What am I deciding? Who introduces the cast? Yeah. Well, let me speak to my trusted advisors. Do you want him to have to do it? Yes. Okay, James, you're doing it.

Good afternoon, morning, evening all night, ladies, and shent. Gentlemen, welcome to the JARCult. Today, our meeting is about reality. And today I'm joined by the Beast. The JARCult Beast. Let's make that clear. The Beast.

From the East. The Beast from the East. We are joined by Hate Incorporated himself. Hate Incorporated. What, is that me? Yes. It just sounds so much more nefarious like that, you know. And finally, we are joined by the man.

The man you don't expect. It is. Reuben. Oh, okay. You don't expect me. I had something going, but I forgot. Was that the one you had prepared or? No. No, that was not. Why'd I prepared? Do you think I'm actually organized or something? this is episode 29 by the way

and big shout out to the patrons over at Patreon for supporting who's the show a big thank you to them I'm sorry but yeah head over there we've got great content we've got some feet picks

we've got some uh five picks you know we've got those that shit going on so mostly just like a lot of leg mostly just leg and foot that's sort of it that's like Knee, got a lot of knee.

That's my favorite, but anyway. But head over there and check us out on iTunes and Spotify to see content that is audio full. Speaking of content, we've actually got a new segment we've got to shoot over to. That being us scraping the bottom of the comment barrel. How do you guys feel about that? I think we should just refer to it as barrel. Just barrel, but like no one would understand what the hell we're talking about. They barely do anyway.

Housekeeping, like, made sense, and now I guess it's the comment barrel. I was fine with housekeeping, but if we got to change it, I vote. We got to change it. We have to change it. Yeah, so barrel. The top of the barrel this episode is actually a post

from the JAR Media subreddit user Bebo Baby. Made this, like, I guess it's like a pizza. It's like a pizza. and they've made sandy out of garlic and tomatoes and mushrooms and things. And it's... I tweeted it on the jar media, like, Twitter, so if you want to see what it looks like, look on there on the video version. It's cursed.

It's a screwed, but it's, um... I don't know, I felt that was truly exceptional. It's a vivid image that really, like, jumps out of you when you see it. It's cursed, though. Don't you like it? I like it. I like it. I love it.

Everyone, you would love it the most. Yeah, I like it. But it's cursed. It's got cursed energy. It shouldn't exist. It shouldn't be a thing. But it is. We got a weird one from Tom C's 663 says,

Has James tried the ultimate white bread, Warburton's farmhouse loaf? It's what I eat. And since James loves white bread so much, I wonder if he's had the best. And if not, he should definitely try it. Um, yeah. That's just fucking bread, in it.

I've had that. Okay. Nice feedback there. Last episode, we mentioned this Lego vote and the subject of Bionicle came up. And of course, honestly, the majority of the comments were about Bionicle and defending Bionicle. So we should probably address this. For example, Foxy Grandpa left a comment, Not gonna lie, Mingers, the Bionicle hate is breaking my heart.

Bacon Chicken, 42 left a comment saying, I think you guys have severely underestimated the amount of people that grew up loving Bionicles. and there's more slam dunk Cosmos said sorry Alex the bionicle Facebook community spam their legitimate interest into the voting I love bionicle to pieces pun intended but I agree rock raiders should have been closer to win I know things like classic max steel and cyber six should come back but deep in my heart I know that's not happening I had max steel I was trying to remember max steel that oh was it was it the like weird mini figures that like were in lego yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, hi, that's right. Planes and stuff, you know, it was like cool, boy stuff, but Lego. Yeah, last comment on this subject, Power Couch said, for real, though, Bionicle isn't a meme, people simply ironically love it so much because of how it revolutionized, not Lego and it sets, but action-based toys. I can see why one would disagree with the vote because it didn't offer much in the technical area, but if you judge all of the content as a whole, Bionicle still has the potential to win easily. And I guess that was my problem with it

It was so obvious Bionicle was going to win the vote It almost seems pointless Like why not Just give Bionicle its own Like re-release anyway In some way because it deserves it And then have the vote be a bit more equal

That was my problem with it anyway Well we We didn't Yeah that we didn't grow up with it as well I grew up with it Yeah we know that people grew up with it And liked it I just don't think it really represents what Lego is.

Yeah, that's what I was trying to explain, too. I guess I didn't do the best job before the... I mean, Bionicle has one of those fan bases. They're incredibly passionate, so... Yeah, I can't fault them for it. And finally for this section, Michael Mercer can finish it off. OLAG gamers, here's a question. If you melt wax down into liquid form,

does it technically count as a drink? well you can't really drink it while it's in its liquid form yeah that's the thing you'd have to eat it yeah because if you drank it in its liquid form you would scold yourself so severely you wouldn't be able to drink again for quite a long time um which dare I say wouldn't be ideal for many things yeah topics I've got this one I just kind of want to get off the jar dock because it's been here for so long um it's just an article i don't even know why i really copied it to be honest but i'll put it in the discord if you want to if you want to open it ghost ghost ghost uncher unleashing wave of means say no more

say no more all right leave it at muncher let's do this what are we talking about so i'm looking at this like weird article where i guess there's like a new ghost for the new ghost busters movie that's coming up at some point i don't know when it's coming out it probably would be out by now if it wasn't for covid but i guess there's a new ghost called muncher and there's this cringy msn i didn't know msn was it i don't even know what i'm looking at to be honest but there's like promotional images of a new ghost uh kind of photoshopped onto madman and a bunch of cringy memes how do we feel about this new ghost how do we feel about Ghostbusters Ultimate or whatever it's called I think he perfectly embodies the spirit and

aura of JAR media I think he should be the icon and the leading figure going forward he has Jaya energy and I'm here for it no no no he's got like phony Jire energy no that's Jaya he's gonna look in the movie though it's just trying too hard to have Jire energy and I think for that reason. Well, the truth is it it's trying too hard to be slimer. You can't recreate slimer. No, you can't, that's right.

What if it's like, um, Slimer's family, though, or something? Slimer's family. You didn't think about that, did you? No, I can't say that I did. What's wrong with that? Just, I mean, if it's going to be like the main ghost, then I think that's lazy and

a little bit, little bit cringe see do you know I think of when I see that when I see it I think that it enjoys sliced bread I mean it can't be as nothing will be as good as the

female slimer from the was it 2016 that movie came out the last case pastures fuck knows who cares really good funny film I assume they're not going to be coming back and going up against munch it

oh they'll be in it probably everyone loved them so much now that we've talked about that I can just get off this fucking document I do just want to say I was a bit harsh on Mantra earlier I think he's actually all right I'm alright with the design

I just I can imagine it being as you said kind of cringe it's not done a certain way I just wanted to look like the you know the effects from the original movie the ghosts look so stupid and lame and really Hollywoodish in the

2016 one yeah nothing creative about the way it looks but guys this happened again another star wars actors lost their gig Gina Carano um from the Mandalorian uh I guess has been kicked off for the show for some questionable social media takes I did I didn't know this about here I think she's been a bit controversial for a while or something yeah So I was looking through like an article that was gathering up all the tweets and Instagram posts and stuff. Yeah, some pretty suspect kind of takes being thrown out by her. So I'm not really surprised. And to be honest, out of all the actors in the show, she was probably the weakest one.

So I'm not losing any sleep over this. But what do you guys think? I think it's very disgusting. But I'm very glad she's moved on to better company. she's now making a movie of Ben Shapiro I'm very very happy about that yeah so if run hide fight was anything to go off

you know she's in good hands so yeah looking up there did you see Ben Shapiro has this book about it's just about like I can't remember what it is a soldier

like they're like fighting people on the Mexican border or something it's like a it's ridiculous anyway but the main character is well like a fictional story.

It's a fictional book that he's written. Yeah. I didn't know he wrote fiction. Yeah, I didn't know that either until very recently

but he, the main character in it is like, all I can remember from it is this, that they were in school, they like hit puberty late and then they were short,

but then they got really tall and really strong and really handsome. It's one of those and it's so like, oh Ben, you're just exposing your fraught unconscious.

Why does it seem like everything is like a self-insert? type thing with him. Because he's a little cockboy. I don't know how. He's written a lot of books. He is like a meme machine at the moment.

He's on fire, isn't he right now? Yeah. Like the whole thing of his sister, those memes. Fucking Christ, those are some good memes. Surely's just making him more popular though. Yeah. Definitely. Well, memes's got a shit person to presidency.

Ben Shapiro is the next president. Yeah, I guess going back to Gina Carrano and losing the Mando gig. This one is just like, really, really Gina. Whereas with Darth Mall, I felt a bit more like, you know, accidental dip-pick on Instagram. That's the chad way to go out. That's the chad way to get out. Whereas with this Gina thing, like the Jews comment and the just really, I don't know what she was trying to get across with that

but it didn't it didn't read as kind of enlightened as it as she thought it did it just sounds like a really really stupid person trying to say something they consider profound is it bad though to be removed from

your your job for that stuff I think that's the because I've seen some people saying that the whole premise of it is bad but what she did is bad so it's like yeah that's that's my view

like but my friend pointed out to me he was saying you know like republicans are always quick to defend the internal policies of a company when it comes to how much they pay their staff but the moment that company then fires people for just whatever reason they want whoa can't do that you know it's a little bit

upside down that isn't it really I mean I'm not saying it's a good thing that the people have paid so shit in places but so is the difference between like this and like a james gunn situation the like the comedy angle because james guns were just like tasteless jokes from like ages ago right that's why he lost his one i i reckon it's more like more recent

he didn't really lose it though did he because he went back yeah he lost it for like well he's actually talented he's actually talented it's Yeah, they actually needed him for that project to come together, is the difference. Like, I don't know, I've never seen Gina Krano in anything aside from the Mandalorian. I don't, I don't really know much about her. No, I think, to James's point, like, if it's right, I think it totally is that she lost her job. Like, saying shit like that is really damaging.

You know, it's to all idiots that will, idiots like, her that read shit she's saying you calm yeah because she sorry to interrupt but she like you know she had the the voter fraud

like takes and stuff there wasn't just like one thing it was like a stack I think of just kind of weird suspect and it is totally devoid of like any humor you know she's just saying

like making that comparison between as Reuben rightly put a Republican saying they're as victimized after being like the government has been

Republican for the past four years saying that's equivalent yeah to being a Jew in the Nazi period it's unreal no fucker yeah you're you're forgetting that she was in

Deadpool Oh shit, yeah. Yes, fuck her. Who is she in Deadpool? Angel, Angel, Angel, Gus. She does the stupid hero landing. Yeah. Oh, no wonder I didn't remember her.

Yeah, she's forgettable tough woman in Deadpool. Oh no, we're forgetting something even better. She was in Fast and Furious Six. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, so she's not exactly going to be struggling too hard, like, in terms of her wallet because of this. She'll write a book, all the Republicans will buy it, she'll be fine. That's literally what, she'll write a few books, actually.

I mean, yeah, the Disney money just from those two seasons of Mandalorian were probably... Yeah. Do you think there's an aspect of this, though, that, like, it brings more attention to what she said by removing her? Yeah, but that's an unfortunate consequence. You just have to hope that it's quiet and soon enough. this nearly happened with um what's his face uh the main guy star lord i can't remember the actor's name chris pratt chris pratt hasn't he hasn't said something the thing's quite as bad as this i don't think on social media but there's some like rumblings or whatever he's just a pillock

i just honestly just don't care that much i do care a lot though about um this borderline Land's movie in the way it's coming together. Oh my God, yes. Two new big names attached to it since the last time we spoke, that being Jamie Lee Curtis has been cast as Tannis. Don't know what that means. I don't know who that is.

Crazy scientist lady. I know who Jamie Lee Curtis is. I don't know the character of Tannis. You'd remember Tannis. Yeah, if you saw her. I don't really give a shit about that casting or anything because the real interesting piece was wasn't it like last episode we were joking

who are they going to cast as Claptrap in the Borderlands movie yeah who did we say I was like I thought they'd get Josh Gad to do it the Frozen Olaf guy but they've settled with Jack Black got it Po himself got it in the end

which seems like so obvious now especially considering Eli Roth's house of the clock in its walls bullshit have Jack Black in it too so yeah I mean it might make him slightly less annoying if you're okay with the Jack Black shtick but if you find Jack Black annoying

I mean it's just gonna make it even worse you see I for one quite like Jack Black and I feel like if Jack Black said the same lines, did the same jokes as the ones that are in the very games I probably wouldn't hate Claptrap

yeah well I feel like he deliver it yeah well because I think Jack Black would deliver it with the knowledge that like none of this is funny and he'd know how to do that and to sell that whereas the voice actor of like Claptrap I want it was just like a buddy or somebody at the company for the longest time and then and then anyway he got let go there's a whole thing about that you know that was all very unpleasant because you know Randy is a dick and all that shit but yeah I think I think Jack Black probably would be able to sell those lines quite a bit better he's just got that charisma and like when when I

think of Claptrap he's doing all that annoying like musical shit all the time

beatboxing or something yeah yeah yeah when Jack black does shit like that it's actually

pretty funny when he sings because he's got this way of really hamming it up and even when he's

being just over the top and somewhat annoying it's still likable as fuck I would actually

say it's the first good bit of casting yeah I agree I think it's going to make Borderlands better for me because I will

connect Claptrap to Jack Black and not Argy I can't. If I see Claptrap it's just Argy. It's all it is to me now. It's just Argy. Why that a bad thing? That's a bad thing. So you think

Argy is worse than Claptrap? No. I'm not saying that. I do and I'm tired of pretending like he's not. Do you think Jack Black will be enough to save the movie from being an enormous piece of of shit. No, because Kevin Hart's not in it, is he?

Yeah, he is. No, you can't save it. If Kevin Hart's in it, it's fucking done. If Kevin Hart's in it, people will go to watch it. Yeah, yeah. It's he's going to have now, because, you know, he's been with the rock enough times to become, you know, kind of, he can be a part of that. He can have, like, the rock power because he's been with the rock enough times in movies.

No, I actually think there's a chance the rock might wind up in this. Do you know what I'm thinking? though for him to play just the big guy the the big guy from brick oh my god yeah he's got they're gonna cast rock so we're gonna cast the rock that's it because then it's just jimangi yeah that it's jimangi so i was gonna say it's just yeah if it ain't broke well yeah people love jimangi for whatever fucking reason i've not watched any of them i assume they can't be that awful they're really fucking well the first one's terrible yeah the first one's terrible i guess they are that awful unless you like kevin hart in the rock in which case they're 10 out

tense. That's how Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart and the rock movies work. That's genuinely what it comes down to. Yeah. I know, but he's a motivational speaker and he speaks on me on an existential level, so I really like him.

Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm really interested to watch this movie. I have no faith in it at all. Yeah. I think I'll be a fun watch at the very least. Yeah, I do. I do have this like gut feeling that we are were going into the new way the new age of like awful video game movies that just do really well

are so many of them like on the way right now it's an exciting time i don't think now they're actually starting to do well those the difference because like we've had doom we've had silent hill we've had a bunch of like awful shite but now the sonic movie yeah they're hugely mainstream now in a way they weren't a few years ago and uh that's sort of too big to fail there's like all these like a lot of films come out and they're like too big to fail if you just yeah put the right people in it i generally think they're really see it in the right place the best the best one will be the wine reynolds one that's the one i know everyone's going to see that one because it's like it's based off of a video it's gta online okay yeah yeah oh that one

what's i called like free guy is it free guy is that it free man i can't know what is it guys. You love him. What is it? What's his movie? That pool. All right. What is it? He's a free guy. Is it just a free guy?

That's actually what's called. That's such a like weird name. It's because there's a guy that wasn't free and then he becomes free. His NPC gone loose, yeah. Yeah, watch Norbit for the first time. Well, not for the first time. For the first time as an adult. You've seen Norbit before? I can't answer that question.

have I seen Norbit before? Yeah, you said for the first time as an adult implying you watched it when you were younger. Yeah, well, I must have seen it because I remembered large chunks of it. I'm the fuck did you watch Norbett? Was it good?

It's got you know, Oscar caliber effects with Eddie playing everyone and stuff. It's It's like a genuinely

nasty mean spirit of comedy It's like how many It has like two jokes One that his wife is like morbidly obese And the other joke is that his wife is morbidly obese And they just do that again and again For like two hours or whatever

No But he's He does the Will Ferrell thing too Where he like casts his his his like childhood friend who like used to be his lover or something who comes back into his life is like this model this like bond girl mission impossible girl or something well yeah pretty pretty funny though it's on netflix if you want to check it out uh eight out ten uh meme of uh captain old captain america saying no i don't think i will we'll see after these messages

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Mean chats. We can only do it if we call it meme barrel. Every textion should just be barrel No, because PewDie Pye's already got that He's already done the barrel thing What? Yeah, he's already got that red barrel joke From years ago

Yeah We can't do it What are you talking about? Do you remember that? Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to Part two

Of meme chat today we're going to get you up to speed on the latest memes now let's start off with my favourite meme and that is a bongo cat

I love the bongo cat I honestly on the subject of memes I've been constantly seeing these fucking shitty speed run ones really not fucking funny they're fucking shit

like speed running Tinder girls yeah like just you know wanting to go on a date with them or some shit yeah like you're pathetic get a fucking life cool my meme days are over

yeah no I'm just kind of getting to the point of being extremely sick of Instagram and that's why I basically see on my memes so I'm gonna get off Instagram I'm going to become a free man a free from meme yeah

what section of the cast are we in the free meme barrel section welcome to the barrel section of the cast where we answer questions from the jar media barrel subreddit vibrating Pablo is going to start us off for this episode

what would your lightsaber colours be purple is that it I thought it was going to be like and why and also what Madagascar characters would they be or some shit. You know, that's what I was anticipating. No, just nice and simple. Yeah, bad question. It's too simple. No, no, I like this. Let's roll with it.

All right, so. Go on. Everybody? I'd have mine change depending on how hydrated I am. And what colors would it go? Just like shades of blue? No, shades of yellow. Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly, of course. that makes a lot of sense

that's fucking bullshit no that makes a lot of sense I think that's a good idea I fucking hate that mine take it back take it back it was ours

I'd be smart about it okay because a lightsaber is a weapon right so I'd make it every time it move it shines a light that's the equivalent of a flashbang going off

send that wasn't the question I don't know that's not a color What color? Yeah, oh, I'll be flashbang. That'll be my color. White.

So, James, this would be flesh, but I got the mine would be urine. Mine would be a Caucasian flesh. I'd go for green myself, nice and simple. Fuck you guys. You're fucking stupid answers. Green. That's my lightsaber color. At least one of us will answer your fucking question,

Molly. Our slash jar media has a serious one. Can we get Ruben's stance on the soup drinking? No, the soup being a drink discussion. Also, what are some of your guys' favorite soups and or broth heavy dishes? Soup is like cereal. Soup is like cereal. You know, you've got food bits, you got liquid bits. Also, it depends on the soup. Some soups are much more

viscous than others. And that's where it becomes a bit different. I suppose a smoothie is always considered. a drink and a milkshake even if it's a thick shake is also considered a drink therefore soup is a drink there we go it's done i i disagree i drink soup out of a mug sometimes i drink it i tend to just eat it from from from the bowl and then i'll drink the last bits or something if i have to you know that's so then that makes cereal a drink which it isn't why cereal with milk is is cereal because cereal is the you know the dry food bit

in a drink and then you can drink the last bits of food in with the milk but if you're consuming food is it not eating like

like it if you consume a solid without chewing does that make it a drink well if you consume us well Hule

you have to drink Hule and Huel is considered food I personally Personally, I'm not sure about Hewle as a food, I think it's kind of fucking awful. Do you still drink, do you still drink Hewls? Does anyone still drink Hewle? Who did he drinks a couple of day? Burning our bridges here.

We've got like six emails from Hewle asking us to what's interesting. Okay, we'll cut all that and just make it, just leave all the mentions of Hewling, but count the negative bits. Let's just He'll heal, Hew, and then we'll pick up. Soup. soup is it a drink no soup's food fuck it yeah I think you're being overly like I think it would be too contentious to say that it's a drink because I think the way we treat soup and when we have it and you usually you have soup with a drink like I think of a standard drink I think it's just getting too silly and and there's no reason to essentialize things

to this is a really good point actually I haven't thought about it in this way can just be soup, you know? Let's soup be soup. Let's soup be soup. I think a drink is something that you can't have, like, as a meal. Yeah. Yeah, I quite like that. Yeah.

Yeah. Because you have a drink with a meal. Milk. You can't have milk as a meal for you. Just go, like, let you go to school. You know, imagine you're in school, and it's like, your packed lunch is just like. Four pint of milk. Timfoil of milk.

Just four pints of milk. And you just have it at the day. That's all you have. You'd just be so sick. Imagine sitting in a hot room in like the language's block at fucking Bentley. Full of milk. Just like...

30 degree summer. Yeah, just turning into cheese inside of you. Oh, cheese. Yogurt. Yogurt in the tummy. Oh, geez, man. Okay, I'm good. As far as favorite soups go, my grandma's a ducy bean.

It does go a long way, but that shit fucks me up good. Yeah, that clears out your system. Yeah, it's like a, uh... What's it called? They don't call them a ducy for nothing. I'd be ducy fresh now after that soup, it's not the time. Ooh, uh, Richard the lesbian has a very good one. Can each of you, in technical detail, pitch to rock star the concept of Swindon being the setting of GTA 6, while impersonating Heath Ledger's Joker?

Anyone got anything? Alex, you do the best impression of Heath Ledger's jokes. Take us away. There was some Joker trivia that was been in my head lately. You're not doing, do the voice for this whole bit, right? The Heath Ledger thing was never my forte. I always, I always preferred... Magic roundabout.

You know, I always preferred the kind of Jarrod interpretation. No, you didn't. Ah. Ah. Dream lounge. Want to know how to get to the Dreamland? Yeah, James, you started saying something. I was just saying that the dream lounge is like the, the gang boss is a hideout which you go to.

It's the falcony, like, yeah, this is a hub. Why is it got to be Batman related? This is a GT8. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it has to be Batman related. It's a Joker. It's the Jared Letto expansion for GT5. That's saying Swindon. Swindon would be a good GTA location, though.

What would they call it? Swindon not quite a city stories or something. Swindon Old Town Stories. Stories from Old Town Swindon? Maybe stories from Old Town Wars. Swindon Town War. I got Swindon. Yeah, the game could open on the Swindon football field.

you have a shootout at the magic roundabout no like a chase scene yeah a shootout chase scene over the magic roundabout see I'm gonna throw something out that I'd rather see Yakuza in Swindon I think that would be better yeah imagine that just those characters

just interacting with Swindon I feel like Swindon isn't Yakuza sort of like based in like Thailand or whatever Look, I want to see Keir you fight fucking Majima or Majima, whatever. On the Magic Roundabout.

On the Magic Roundabout. Walt Cars are like trying to won them over. Boom. Incredible. Imaginary Eggplant 1. Has one for us. Speaking on casting. Have you a lad seen they've cast Bella Ramsey as Ellie and Pedro Pascal as Joel for The Last of Us TV show? How do you think they'll do in portraying the characters?

Considering Bella's role in Game of Thrones, I feel she'll at least act the part well. and previously Pedro's role in the Mandalorian as well as Game of Thrones. Do you think they've made the right decision, or could you think of a better fit for the characters? I think it's a pretty good idea. I actually thought the casting was really good. Yeah. And the unexpected, too. Yeah, it never occurred to me, but then when you look at him,

and you think about him as an actor, and then you also look at just how he looks and how Joel looks. It's like, oh shit, yeah. Yeah, and it's just the same story as you. the Mandalorian anyway. Oh yeah. So, it was like training for it. My worry is just that

that we're going to suddenly see him just in everything. Not that I have a problem with him. It's just like, is this going to be the TV show guy? He's riding high too because he was in Wonder Woman 84 and he's like the only good thing in that movie.

The girl though? I have no problem with the casting. Yeah, I'm not really that familiar. with her. I remember her part in Game of Thrones. Well, everyone went crazy about her in Game of Thrones. They were like, wow, she's so good. When she had like five lines. That felt like a people who weren't British really attaching themselves to like a thing we see in the UK all the time sort of thing.

Northern accent. Yeah, basically. I don't know. I have no problem with this casting. Yeah, I'll wait and see. I won't cast a judgment before. It's the first time this project has kind of had any kind of hope in my head where I can actually start imagining, oh, maybe this will have something to it. Yeah, I was mostly thinking it just wasn't going to happen.

Yeah, yeah. The same thing with the Uncharted movie, and I will say this casting is way better than what they've done with Uncharted. Oh, yeah. Oh, I have way more hope for this than that Uncharted movie. But I mean, they've inherently got more to work with with The Last of Us. Like, that's actually got a good story. Well, I've been thinking, I've been wondering about that, too, because, like, is it just going to be, like, a one-to-one adaptation of the game?

Yeah. Because the game's already like a show anyway. It's like any series that you play. What's the point of it? Yeah, that was the main thing for me. The Big Large has one. As a smooth-brain American fellow, your bizarre British currency befuddles me. Explain how your money works, funny British men.

It's like dollars, but it's a different name. Yeah, money. All money works the same. It's just money. You studied economics, so James, please. Well... Hop in and explain the GDP. What is there to...

What actually is there to explain? There's nothing different between GDP, J.P. Y.C.D.N. or REN my... Well, I'll tell you that what, there is a difference between M-M-M-M-M-A-B-G. There's a difference between a 1-P coin and a 20-P coin. That's just currency. Yeah, on our currency, right, we've got coins and notes with different numbers on them. And the number correlates... Yeah, we got the four-pence coin, the seven-dollar bill.

We've got a two-pound coin that's worth 20 pounds. We've got the 20-pound note that's worth 20-p-pe. The Pumple-Wompelton, and those play an essential role in Barter. Jamie Dodgers have, like, an essential. central role in the economy here it's very confusing yeah no it's jammy dodgers are important because they go off yeah so they're like a use it what use it or lose it sort of currency but you've also got to remember you can just buy things with like jewelry you're going to a shotgun of fredo just give them a gold ring that works as well and most people have the pit pocketing

skill unlocked in the UK too so you know that's also yeah that's why we all have zips on our jeans like um skyrium here basically so whole town chopping wood it's scurram here and fall out in the US I quite like that yeah yeah that's a perfect answer

you've got to remember that if you sell something to someone or buy something you just take the money back or you find their secret chest that's like tied to them and you just like take things from it mostly that's what i've been doing anyway like i assume you guys have been doing the same yeah a real thing though that exists in this country that i'm not i'm not sure if it exists in others is the

life debt system um oh yeah if you can't afford something you can promise to go on a life-threatening mission to pay off your debt yeah there's that as well yeah it's just like any other country you know it's all the same yeah we put our jeans on one leg at a time so you know we're just like all of you who the fuck puts their jeans on one leg at time i've got them suspended like wallace and grommet you fall into them every morning yeah we put our underpants on one hole at a time i can't even begin to tell you how many times i have just likeed my jeans and half trying to put them on like that you know auntie cholos asian queen has one on the last cast Alex mentioned that the sequel star World trilogy didn't even have good music but I remember in his Last Jedi video he

specifically talked about how good the music was what caused the change in your opinion personally I think the music in the Force Awakens and the last Jedi is very good but the Rise of Skywalker soundtrack is kind of mediocre I was trying to think of the best way to explain what I mean by it and I guess it's I think of all the best like Star Wars tracks and everything you're gonna remember all the best moments they usually have some kind of John Williams song associated with it but from the original pieces in the new trilogy there's just like nothing really that stands out of my head aside from the like basic light

motifs that I like I think they're fine but it's all about the implementation and the way it's used like just compare the the sequel soundtracks to even the prequel ones like John Williams's like heart is in that music and I guess it's just like the reality of the projects um you know by the time the rise of skywalker soundtrack comes around it's like you don't even notice that it's even there really i mean think about you know none of the sequel films have da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da but i remember that's the difference i don't really remember anything of the music from uh well yeah the the prequels have some of the best style was music so yeah they got some bangers and bobs it was in his prime maybe i don't know

Just old, you know? I imagine you spent a lot of time sitting around thinking about it. Yeah, I guess it's all like relative to, like a mediocre John William soundtrack, like the Force Awakens one, for example, still a lot better than a lot of like orchestral music that's associated with some of these kinds of movies. So it doesn't like annoy me too much. It's just all the waste of potential, I think, that it all comes crumbling down under. There is actually on similar lines a question for you, Rubin, from Barry Cruz.

I have to disagree with Rubin's take on Luke Skywalker and the Mandalorian being the best version. The whole point of Luke as a character is learning to embrace the light and non-violence. I mean, wasn't that the point of the Jedi? Luke being an overpowered video game-esque character is pretty cringe and too reminiscent of Yoda's fight in attack of the clones. That's Barry's take. Yeah, but what the fuck is he doing in like all the other Star Wars films other than just walking around slicing and dyson what's the first thing you see jedi master luke do

in just kills loads of droids as well he gives a shit yeah yeah i agree but what's the first thing you see jedi master luke do in episode six doesn't he strangle yeah he force chokes pigs yeah pigs aren't life yeah i guess pigs on pig violence hey don't say that don't say that I believe in pigism. Don't fucking talk shit on pigs. Yeah, I don't think calling him a overpowered video game as a character is particularly fit.

He's like a mythic character. And I think of the place he is in the timeline. Like, I just don't have an issue with what he does. It's not, like, the Yoda thing is different because he's like jumping around, like the visuals of it all fucked up. But Luke killing robots with a lightsaber

is like, it's not really out of the wheelhouse in any way that's going to annoy like a fan the bigger problem I had with Luke's depiction in the Mandalorian was he was so like stoic

obviously that that was to do with the CGI fate sort of shit going on deep fate but uh he's not like that really yeah he's way more of a little

mima you know yeah he's a little charismatic charming little big chunggots it's really complicated because Now we're in a state where we have like these huge groups of Star Wars fans that have a totally idea of what Luke is. Because those are people have him from like the legends stuff from like years ago.

But now there's the new like last Jedi Luke and the comics and the books and everything. It's very confusing. Let's end on this one then from Snorg 2342. Is it acceptable to drink milk with lunch? If you want to take it a step further, when is it acceptable to drink milk just in general? So bringing this back up. It's not acceptable to drink milk at all. Nice, I like that take.

No, why do you drink milk? Milk is fucking disgusting. Because I like it. I can't even drink it of cereal anymore. Okay. That is my take. Well, there was a really good post on the Reddit about James being all anti-milk a few episodes

and me being the Chad just saying, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I saw that. And I'm glad that James has given me opportunity. Well, reminded me of it, actually, so that I can reignite that and just say, I still stand with you milk drinkers. I'm here for you.

Milk drinkers. Um... I, uh, I'd like to point out the fact that James is just regurgitating shit I've said to him, so. I am. I'm nothing to have a puppet.

When Jamie does it, I'm like, okay, I respect this. I'm the puppet master. The puppet master. Shut up. Alex, do you ever just drink milk? Um, genuinely, the only time I get the urge is when I have

Orias. That's a very good point. It's the best time to have it probably yeah I just get a little glass yeah I don't tend to drink milk unless like with something like that yeah I'll still do it fuck you I just never feel like drinking milk and I thought wait why do I need milk and then if I can just get away with not having to consume a certain resource then I won't and also it's fucking weird to drink tit juice from a is it because I'm harnessing the power

of that creature to then make myself more powerful no but then like yeah I would argue to most people actually makes it more alluring yeah wait what makes you're becoming more powerful because it's coming from a powerful

and you're like getting the strength of it going back to a portrayal of Luke in the Star Wars how have you brought it to the he he drinks that creature as milk right and that pissed people off and it's like what you've you probably

consume milk what just because I thought it just annoyed them because they thought it was silly or whatever and he was all like no yeah that's what I mean but but why is that any sillier than drinking milk from another creature no I think I thought people only found out that silly because he's all like letting it drip down his face and he's being like I'm an old man I drink milk like you know not not like because it's silly to drink milk No, no, I think the point is that he's drinking a weird creature's milk. Yeah.

Gives a shit. That makes it awesome. Drink a weird creature's milk. Fuck yeah. My point is that that's already what people do. Cow's a weird, ugly thing. In episode sevens, they should have established Luke's like milk farm, where he's like a depressed milk farmer drinking milk angrily.

But then in episode eight and nine, something happens and is, you know, it ends with him drinking milk happily from his milk farm and then everyone would love the new trilogy that should have been the main backbone of the story is a fucking tit farm

that would have been fucking better isn't it weird though that we actually have tit farms we have animals rigged up to these things that just suck the juice out of their tits non-stop every day and get them to

overproduce it when they in the world they wouldn't need to produce it 24-7. Yeah, we've evolved a creature to be milked. Fuck yeah, that's sick. Yeah, it is disgusting. I kind of like it, though. Yeah, especially when you look into all the shit,

they filter out of milk. Yeah, I'd prefer to just not. I'm getting powerful from drinking it. This is why I'll always be more powerful than you is because I drink cow's milk. I actually drank a glass of today. It was warm, though. It had to take it out of the fridge

because it was leaking. Do you think people in America have the same color system for milk? You know, you got the red milk, the green milk, the blue milk. Is it the same? What's the best milk?

Green. Green milk? Blue drinks. Yeah. He drinks blue milk, doesn't he? Well, so it's like terrible. milk is here, 3.7% fat milk.

Yeah, I'd say green. I'd say blue. I'd say none of them and you're all wrong. To be honest, I don't ever drink milk. I only have it in my coffee. Yeah, I stopped down. I do drink, yes, I do. You know what I mean?

It's just like, I don't, I can't drink milk like neat. It's like looking at the moon. Neat, James, don't call it neat. James has been a... James, will you have... James, will you drink? five shots of milk before the next

just down five shots of milk no we know what happened last time I drank milk I'm not touching milk of a fucking barge bowl does that mean you wouldn't drink a white Russian no because I tried to drink a white Russian but

you were just drinking straight Kalua yeah and it was not a good time I'm not drinking milk ever you'd have to you'd have to like tie me to a chair and make me drink milk, because I'm not fucking touching it.

It's gross. And on that note, that's been episode 29, I think. That's what it was. Of the Corncast. And don't worry, you've got another 29 more before lockdown ends, so strap yourselves in. That's 29 weeks

of lockdown. That's not going to happen. It makes me sad. Yeah. Thank you for watching this episode of the JARCast. we'll catch you next time game on yeah i thought it already ended as well

shut up jamie get on civilization i'm ready oh oh yeah