JAR Media Posdact - Cowboy Cool, Dobby Oakenshield (Aragorn Eminem-Rap)

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 10:58 Housekeeping 16:17 Invincible (So Far, No Spoilers) 20:57 Shrek Teaser 26:24 The Vaudeville Villains 28:22 Name Changers 49:58 Mid Break 54:10 Question Segment: Damn Daniel was 9 Years Ago 57:05 Celeb Deaths 1:06:57 Unethical Scientific Experiments 1:14:10 Arcades 1:16:22 Jim's Piano 1:24:01 Lovecraft Scary 1:27:45 Opinions on Reaction Channels   #Brocast48

Why did that hurt so much, Dhabi? If you get to hold something, I want to hold something. I probably shouldn't hold Cyborg for this because I've got to be holding the cable. You got to hold the cable. I really felt like it would be right. It's just... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Make him fly.

Make him like... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Originally I was going to be like coming through the curtain, one of these, you know. Fine, I'll put, I'll put sidebook over here. Shit down.

What is the deal with our white food? They're over there. Oh, what is the deal with one of these? What is the deal with their loan food? What was his point with that? What was his point? Because it's gross and everyone knows it's gross. It's not that.

bad is bad i've i've had worse um i've had worse one stop meals well yeah of course because they are serving airline food i eat one stop meals most oats really yeah i've never got a sandwich from there because i don't want to die i don't want it's just tesco what this is the thing this is what the billionaires don't want you to know the billionaires are out here hoarding all the all the mcdonald's um all the ice cream all the McFlurries, leaving us to get the one-stop Tesco meals, we don't even know. We don't even know that the Tesco van goes over to Tesco, supplies Tesco with all their goods, replaces the leftover meals, Tesco meals, takes the cardboard thing off, puts the cardboard

one-stop on, straight to one-stop. Guess what happens? Restocked at one-stop, they've saved all the money, and they charge more. I can't believe what I'm hearing right now. This is vibrant. I'm feeling vibrant. This is crazy. They charge more. This is crazy, bro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is crazy. I'm feeling so loose. I feel like we can speak the truth now. Yeah, we're on that stage, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Jerry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like Jerry Seinfeld right now. Yeah, this is how... What's the deal with one of these? This is how, this is how Lee Perrin's felt. Lee and Perrin's when he made the Worcester sauce. That's a pool, man. That's how he felt. That's a bull and a half.

I think I keep losing the front of this mic. I'm not used to doing this. No, what we gotta do is look at the bars. Look at the frequencies. Lee and parents. Lee and parents. Lee and parents. Lee and parents.

I don't know about you, but this feels liberating. Yeah, I feel quite free right now. I kind of want to take my shoes off, but at the same time. No, I've got a painful foot. Is that helping? Yeah, the squid. Just have one on. Okay.

Just have one. Okay. I suppose we should. explain what is happening right now for those just listening because it's going to be crazy those on the radio waves yeah we're uh we're feeling loose today we're we're trying something different um trying something extra loose feeling loosey goosey look at this look at this oh yeah yeah i like messing around listen to this oh yeah yeah so you know check this out you get so many options yeah so if the audio is fuck this episode this is why because we're uh

we're jerry seinfeld in it today i'll be Jerry you can be Kramer don't do what Kramer did though if you can avoid it be more like Elaine I'll be more George Costanza Elaine is the funniest one so I'll be George Costanza I feel like I in life I am a George you know I'm a George I hear of a George I feel like I actually unfortunately are are the Jerry you are the Jerry I are the Jerry What do you mean? What are we doing? It's so crazy.

I disagree. We're gonna be burning so many calories this episode? I'm loving it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm loving it. I'm Jerry Seinfeld and I'm loving it. I'm burning calories and I'm loving it. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.

Ladies and gentlemen. Of the jury. And this is brocast. Hold up. 48. Yeah. That's like a year almost. Wow.

Is it? How many weeks are in a year? I've never, that's a fact. I've never known. That's the question for Jerry. This is the thing. British education, British education. The billionaires don't want you to know.

The billionaires don't want you to know, but the shitty school you went to when you were a little fucking boy or a little fucking girl. They don't want you to know that that was a shit fucking school and all your shit experiences were in fact shit and useless. Damn, you're spitting. You're spitting truths. I'm just being real. The point where I'm going to hide behind this curtain because I'm getting scared. Okay, but the truth is you're speaking. Yeah, I suppose they can, you know.

Yeah, they can still hear you. Yeah. I'm feeling frightened nowadays. He's gone. I'm feeling frightened. Maybe I've had one too many San Miguel's. You know what I'm saying? Sam Miguel doesn't want you to know.

Who is he? Who are they? He was just a brewer. A brewer? Yeah. He could brew a mighty beer. This is crazy, bro. We got the, uh, we got the dock on the projector.

to keep us in line you know to keep us like on some kind of journey that makes sense yeah I've never seen these words in my life I guess you never really get to see the doc huh it's pretty cool like quite protected quite reserved how do you how does it make you feel to see it like this it's cool I like it but I do want to be able to like scroll mm I hear what you're saying I hear what you're saying or at least like Iron Man go like Oh you want like a hologram Oh that'll be cool

If we had a hologram in here right now If we can manipulate the hologram Get that Microsoft sponsorship The hollo what's it called? Hollow tech HoloLens Because they wear like glasses They wear like the glasses from Spider-Man T

The shit Spider-Man T Oh right yeah yeah Yeah right But not the shit is Spider-Man T Before though bro Let's get the housekeeping out the way let's do the uh let's do the patron segment right now um yeah let's um where is it normally was it last episode we talked about spider man a lot no that was a couple that was a few ago now okay yeah your weeks are all out of whack all out of line that's fine um i'm used to that so yeah let's shout out of these jar patrons that make the audio version of the show possible and the show in general possible um and what do they get they make the show i'm just gonna read it really awkwardly look you get the raw unfiltered mp3 to patreon ad free it's normally a bit more smooth because I've got the iPad and I can pretend that it's coming off the dome, you know.

Patreon names, first or second week of each month. I guess that will be probably next week. We're right on the end of February right now. Yeah, we're on the final day as a matter of fact. The final day. I've got a shout at you after hours. It's been, I don't want to like to our horn too much, but it's been too good lately. Too good.

Yeah. People vibing with our sort of ideas. false feelings we had the will the farts are obviously that's the big one that's the big fart mm-hmm too good I'm like I'm like so like out of shape I'm like getting winded you're exhausted yeah um we did the pink Floyd album ranking oh that one was cool a little bit attacked to that one whereas uh attacked yeah compared to last week's one where we did the meme playlist We both have a meme playlist on Spotify

We went through that Comparing what was in there The kind of craziness We'll keep that over on Spotify But uh On Patreon We got a good idea for this one We've both been playing hell divers a lot recently

We'll probably have a discussion about that That's a good idea Yeah yeah That's a good idea with that cable right there Cable management Yeah we're gonna do a hell divers conversation I don't know if we'll be doing it standing up We'll probably put the mics up for that one

I don't think so I think this is the new way this is the new way yeah even though i've got a bad foot you're like limping my shoe i'm putting my other shoe back on because then i'm gonna be wonky it's such a different vibe when you're like stood up holding it yeah i suppose it's it's the difference like imagine um imagine you you go out for a meal and instead of sitting down you're just given like a it feels more like being in a bar or something yeah like just standing loose and it's like what do you do with your body like where do you go like you're eating or something like that's why like you need something to hold that exactly yeah you got

the mic but also like I feel so out of place in an environment like that if I don't have a drink of my hand yeah yeah that that just like you just blend in yeah you know mm-hmm you don't even need to speak mm-hmm yeah you can just sit there you can stand there sipping a sand nod nod and occasionally what's what's it shake your head shake your booty don't shake your booty in a No, that's where the patrons... That's what the patrons own. That's what the patrons are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we don't keep that on the YouTube. One more thing, though, before we go into the housekeeping, proper, JARMedia group chat, they can leave their suggestions for what we talk about or normally go in there right before we record, saying, hey, guys, what something perhaps we should bring up and talk about.

And I'm hoping you've seen the Shrek teaser because that's something they want us to talk about this week. What? You're joking me. I don't see shit. miss this? I'm not on the billionaires payroll. How have you missed this? I'm not on the trillionaires play payroll. I'm gonna need you to get your phone out right now and watch the Shrek teaser. Hold it. I'm gonna need you to get your phone out right now

and watch the Shrek teaser. I don't care. Watch the Shrek teaser right now. Hold up. I'm gonna need you to watch it right now. Track 5. Strike 5 teaser. Let's get your raw reaction right now. Then we'll do a housekeeper. The 30 second one? Yeah, it's only short.

It's only short. Oh, oh, damn. Okay. That's quite impressive. I want to talk about that first or do it like after housekeeping. Now you've seen it. Okay, yeah. Maybe that like absorb, like wash over you.

I just assumed that you would have seen it. That's why I'm kind of surprised you hadn't. I can't believe that. heaven yeah um so was that big news was a big news that that came out yeah okay i think it dropped yesterday as a recording so uh okay big news indeed okay so uh okay let's do housekeeping now then we'll go to shrek talk because this is this is big it's been years since shracks let's just cool down cool off cool off i'm getting scared i'm getting frightened um so let's do some of the housekeeping round and off the conversations from the previous week right and you

see them too look we got mixed salad in here this felt like a podcast recorded from silent hill can't explain it do you agree yeah it did get scary in last week's episode to be fair we're talking about it did get scary yeah the whales mansion yeah talking about uh dreams um whales coming after you in your dreams no just nasty things like this yeah the big rig the big rig yeah that would be cool the big rigs in your dreams i'm the scary big rig from the beginning of uh of Resident Evil 2. Sounds like my wife. What are you talking about?

It sounds like my wife. Oh, the burger, the burger? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. Yeah, I'm being a dog, I'm sure on that one. The Coysec says the Buffalo anecdote has me in stitches because it reminds me my own questionably edgy childhood projects. We need a reading of it. Do you still have it?

Um, I feel like I could find it, but I'm going to have to say I'm not reading that shit because of her it's too much it's too fucked up really that's too fucked up for YouTube that's too fucked up for Patreon that shit ain't that's never seen the light of day Jesus Christ

I don't know there's no way you're in a dark place no that's what's even more messed up it wasn't even like you're in the best situation in your life you're better than you've ever been it's just like pure teenage angst captured in the

yeah the desire to be one that suffers yeah so like I did you ever do anything crazy like that a crazy cringe like just just putting your ideas out there like anonymously or no well you kept them in your dome nope well you kept them in that saved them yeah they're saving them for they just leak out every now again you know when I have a like an especially cringe fucking day that was the last time I had a especially cringe day um right

here right now yeah I yeah no feel like there's there's um dangerous amounts of leakage every time we record it's like an oil spill yeah yeah I will splur chain says paisley is the best member of jar I'm happy to see this so there change your profile picture oh is that who I think it is now we're not going to acknowledge you that is we're not even going to talk about yeah yeah I'm going to say who that is um I kind of like thought that would be interesting to maybe maybe there'd be some positive paisley comments if I just talked smack about Paisily, just non-stop. And it kind of worked.

It did kind of work. Yeah, for sure. People won over. Because people feel sorry for her. Yeah. And then, yeah, they got to jump on side. Speaking of feeling sorry, uh, sock-clad 9066 says, I relate a lot to the talk about masking insecurities.

I often feel like a tightly wound bundle of nerves in social situations. And I've always thought it was a, it was plain to see. But most people who know me say I'm the chillest guy they know. some even think I might be high half the time I realize now this is probably an unconscious defense mechanism and it makes me realize you can never really tell what's going on in another person's dome that's so true that's so true

and I feel like um we also overestimate how much like people can read us oh definitely yeah yeah yeah it's kind of scary in a way kind of frightening yeah it's doing this like that that much variation And you realize that you're totally and utterly alone. Yeah. And like, is everyone else just like an AI bot?

Yeah. Are you an animal bot? No one else is real. When you come to the realization that no one else actually exists and it is truly only you. You're scared and you have true power and domain. Someone who has just smoke right now is hearing this and they're getting scared. Like, they're actually getting scared. Don't worry, you're going to be fine in like two hours.

Yeah. Just relax. Yeah, and those two hours are going to feel like a decade. Just relax. We're only joking. Or are we? Huh? We are talking to you specifically.

Yeah, you. You're listening right now. Luraj said Jha Media being really weird this week. Fuck you. Yeah, go away. Yeah. We're being normaler than ever. Yeah, we don't want to hear from you.

Go away. We never want to hear from you again. I'm pacing, man. I'm getting stressed. Yeah, I feel like... I'm getting stressed. I can really, like, target my, my masked insecurities. Right.

It's like a rail gun I'm not swaying I'm doing one of these you know In order to keep it Just locked Yeah That's the thing Like when when you move your body

You can kind of focus on Other stuff more I find Yeah no I agree with that I just said that A Killzone sucks asses Can Alex please make his meme playlist on Spotify public thanks

So just mentioned that We did the J-After hours about the meme playlist If you go on the Patreon on, I did post a link to that playlist. I might put it in the YouTube comments if anyone wants in particular. Let me just scroll up and see what else is on this docket here. We got this one from the JAR Media Group chat. Mr. Blue Pumpkin says this.

Have Alex and Jim been watching Invincible lately? If so, what are their thoughts? And how does it compare to the comics in your opinion? P.S. I can't remember if Jim was reading them or not. Jim was not reading them. No. I won't read them.

I don't like reading. I've been up to date. I won't say anything except I'm so excited for the next. couple episodes um because i know what's coming i'm one or two episodes behind oh so you haven't watched i thought you haven't seen any no i've seen three or four okay cool cool um have you been enjoying it yeah what i love about this show is that you just don't know where it's going yeah every time something's set up and you're like oh that's gonna come back in this way and then it comes back and it's like oh you got no idea but you got no idea i love

I have no idea what's coming. And I don't want to have any idea. Because this show, like, it thrives off of that. And it was the point when... Don't do any crazy spoilers. I won't do any crazy spoilers. But it, they make out that like a main character, or something happens to a rather main character.

That's so, like, severe and serious. You just, like, could never expect it. Yeah. Yeah. And then it just like moves on I love that like it I've seen some complaints from people saying that there's that there's too much filler Quote unquote right I don't think people know what filler is when they're talking about that Often a lot of time like that when it slows down and there's more of a character-based thing

It's yeah, it has a purpose. They just won the action and especially this last week as a recording Won't say any don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not spoiled anything, but it does feed into what's coming so like Go on. Let's relax. One complaint I have is that the episode I just watched, I thought the animation was like really bad. Yeah, that is an issue. That is an ongoing issue, I feel.

In the previous, or the first half of the season, I can't remember how they did it. The previous season, I thought the animation stepped up big time and it looked really good. Really, and two. Whereas I feel like it's actually kind of peaked in season one, especially that last episode. The last episode is like crazy episode in there. Yeah. Sorry, crazy animation. The first episode of season two is, like, looks amazing.

Yeah. And then I guess they ran out budget. But knowing what's coming, I feel like they're saving a lot of that budget for these last few episodes here. Okay. I'm glad you're enjoying it. I wasn't sure, like, it kind of has that issue where that first season has such a good hook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a good narrative, like, mystery.

I'm so infatuated with almost every character and, any character that I don't like more often than not they put some sort of spin and not in like a corny way where it's like oh this guy was an asshole and then something happens and now he's a cool guy. It's like no assholes remain assholes

but they're just like deeper. Yeah you get what they're coming from you understand their story. And yeah I just it's gotten to the point where pretty much every character character I like. I don't not enjoy any story, of which there's like a lot. I feel like finally, it's an issue season two had where it was split into those two halves, right?

And it kind of like hurt the pacing of it and like, it didn't really advance the overall grand narrative in season two. Whereas in three, they give you like little things of like, oh, this is like a rule to this world that does enhance things and kind of give you some idea of what. this is going yeah yeah um yeah so but i also like that it's not formulae enough for you to get a hold of where it's going yeah and there's some stuff you just won't be able to predict it all yeah yeah i'm just waiting for uh it's called like tyrannosaurus no dinosaurs oh yeah i remember you see i can't wait for that guy until here it's gonna be crazy um but yeah yeah i'm enjoying it uh yeah yeah and shout out to every actor in that show they're actually mark there i love yeah he's even he puts his his whole being his all effort into it i love it i guess yeah maybe we can do a full like spoiler discussion

when it's over yeah do that as a job around or something like this um i guess that's like housekeeping and all that out of the way so we can go into what we were just talking about right there you watch that shrek teaser yeah how you feel now you've had like a little minute to digest um um um I think smart tact I think you liked it I'm not saying I liked it but I think that's a clever angle the TikTok yeah I mean they had to they had to it's become too memed like they can't make another Shrek without drawing attention to that yeah yeah I hear that the most controversial thing about it though is like the look of it how the characters look weird it's almost like too glossy where the

original ones were like kind of ugly yeah like why it was good it looks it looks kind of like AI well I saw like someone compared it to it kind of looks like illumination especially donkey what they've done to donkey and the Zendaya character I don't know I just the did you see last wish the Puss and Boots movie no the character designs in that are amazing yeah and there was no Antonio Banderas in that trailer they were listing all those names Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy Zendaya Does that mean no pus and boots?

If there's no pus, I'm going to be upset, bro. You know it. I'm going to be upset. My life. What's the deal with no pus? Where is that deal? What happens to the guy with no push? Yeah, there's only a tease.

Some people are getting so upset by it. They're like, we've got to do a Sonic the Hedgehog movie moment, and we've got to get them to redesign. Right, yeah. I didn't, I don't know. I don't mind how Shrek looks himself. I thought he looked all right. He moved. weird though yeah but also it's been like 15 years since a Shrek movie

don't care now they've got like you can see like when light shines on Shrek there's like blood and veins in him yeah not necessary every pore not necessary you don't need subsurface scattering on fucking Shrack or do they no or do they no yeah you're right I'm telling you like this this is a problem this is a problem with like cg just like when you stop just relax just calm down give me give me a give me a fake ass looking like this the spider man movies right the spider verse spider man movies yeah you know it like it's beautiful stunning incredible doesn't need to be realistic whatsoever no it looks like ultra stylized very stylized it's a cartoon you don't need subsurface scattering on track that's what

I'm like crazy, curious about, I don't, I'm, I don't know, I could be proven wrong, but I feel like superhero characters that stretch, Mr. Fantastic. Elaster girl. Elaster girl. Works really well in 3D animation or 2D animation. There's a stretching character ininvincible even. Mm-hmm. When it's translated to live action, that shit is creepy.

That's scary. Yeah, horrible. It's uncanny. Frightening. So, and notably in that Fantastic Four trailer, he don't stretch. There's no stretching. So what does that mean?

Yeah, what are they going to do? They're scared about that stretch to be looking. They're like not ready. Yeah, because that was, in Fan 4 stick, it was meant to be like a horror, body horror. Look, this guy's stretching. That's right. I'd forgotten about that. You're right.

Yeah. So he clearly interpreted it. I love the memes from that movie, where Miles Teller's like, wait, say that again. That's one of the worst movies ever Oh it's so bad It's so bad Yeah I don't know

So we're gonna see how the stretching goes Yeah we're gonna see how Shrek stretches over these next few weeks See it might look good though when Shrek stretches It would look good unless he had subsurface Donkey Stretch Where are the other Shrek kids though is my question Yeah how many were there At least three

At least three What happened to the mermaid he banged at the beginning of Shrek too that's my question whatever happened that that's an amazing question is there is that going to be the plot i haven't like a kid secret i haven't done any research as to who's like directing this who's writing it because i feel like it kind of comes down to that yeah hopefully christopher nolan got his hands his sweaty mitts all over mrlin his brother yeah they wrote shrek 5 and it's going to be a like about time dilation yeah i know shrek's mermaid bang time dilate into the future he's perpetually banging so we'll see i i don't know i did find the art direction

is not quite there for me i'm going to need to see a full trailer like what the actual plot is because it is just a teaser yeah and and how they're going to address that like meme the meme culture angle of shrek because it's just it's just next level that that side of it's yeah like who's that who's that character from left for dead that was in the you know the the the famous shrek meme Ellis? Is it Ellis? Yeah, that sounds right? Which famous track meme?

You know, where he's like in the bedroom and he comes in and he's like, he's stretching, kind of like fantastic. Right, yeah. It's fantastic. Uh-huh. You don't what I'm talking about? I think so. I think it's Alice. Yeah, I think it is Alice.

I think you're right. Kill our son of the bitches. That's my first. Yeah, yeah. Um, well, so we have to talk about here. Yeah. Uh, I got to shout out this. jar media like fancast thing

I got an email I guess I'll read this from demon sing low songs bear bear boys I'm one of the three radio jarlings one of us asked in the suggestion thread last week if we could play the new man man man song live or on live radio to which you responded with your blessing I've sent an email to IHE with the full hour of content

that we broadcast today with the new man man boy boy song at the end I hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording it bear regards Vodvilleville number one So this is the Vodville villains On 2 to 3 p.m. on Wednesdays Um Tune in On the radio

Tune in I listened to the whole thing I did Fire It was fire Like it's like radio They're playing songs Like official radio

Yeah They're doing it right See this is how you start Any revolution It's communication to the masses Exactly Um Ended with rumple pimple pump

but they were using like the propaganda they were doing the they had the like jazz in the background they were doing it and it's just like it was just three dudes just chilling talking about the Hobbit movies about songs they like talking about mom or something

I don't know there's some main jokes I didn't really understand but like I enjoyed the experience so I listened to the whole thing which I wasn't expecting to so shout out to them Crazy. Nice. Crazy.

Nice. Just like imagining someone who was like listening to the rumble pimple without any context. Driving to work. Yeah. Turn into it oncoming traffic. This is it. This is like enough. I can't take it anymore. What's become of this world? Yeah.

I can't take it anymore. So we can either go to mid break now where I can tell you I can explain this one name name change time. you want me to talk about that name change time well talk about it and then we can edit it out of it if it's like too fucked up I was I was like genuinely thinking

I don't know the legal ramifications or the process of like if you want to change your name because obviously you can change your name of course but you can't also like can you change your name every week like could you

if you really want to do could you change your name every week I don't think No, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so either. So if you wanted to change your name, like, what would you change it to? What do you change it to? Thomas.

Thomas Beltman. Huh? What would you change the last name? Thomas. Keep the sanctity of the family name going, the family lineage. Thomas Engine. Thomas Engine? Yes.

Like, the last name is Engine. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Like you want to start a new family line? Engine. Like you're like splintering off into your own sect, as it were. Yeah.

Because I might bring the Vanners back. Mm-hmm. Vanner's cool. I might go Vanner. Vanner's very cool. I got two names I like, right? I feel like, um, you can't know. Why? Disrespectful?

Not disrespectful, but like it just wasn't, it didn't have. it didn't happen you know it's gone for us it's gone other people like the the vanners are their own people like we can't we can't you know cosplay as a vanner we were never we were never he the beltmans overthrew the vanners yes i think no no no they didn't no because the the sibling the male sibling of the female vanner did create more vanners. So there is a whole... There are vanners. There are vanners. There is a van der. I truly believe there are vans. It's not a belief. It's a truth because I've seen the family tree and I've seen the

Vanner tree. But I'm just thinking, bro, it's just how far can you push it? You're on the wrong side. How far can you push it though as far as like, if you wanted some crazy name? Like, to what bound? Can you push it? To where they're like, they're like, no. You're not going to be called that. You can't Yeah, I don't know. It's weird that you can't choose what you're called. Like, could you just be called number one? Like, the number one. One beltman. You know? What if you chose to not have a last name? You're just one. Number one. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Like, could you legally be called like, Patrick? Yeah. Spongebom. Mr. Crabs. Squidwood. What is the line is what I'm getting at.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know much about name law. I'll be honest. L-O-R-E or L-A-W. Both. Actually, I know more about name law than I do about name law. I'll be honest. Well, I personally know more about name law than name law.

Well, no, think about it. Anthony Smith. And I'll be Anthony Smyth. Hmm. Yeah. Never think about it. what does Anthony Smith do smithing fans because that's how like last names used to work it used to be like that's a profession yeah yeah so we used to make bells

so he needs to change my name to Alex podcast that'll be cool you would get hate-crimeed yeah I think you're right I'm in podcast no i'd be jim hunt because you're a hunter huh you're like craven yeah i'm like i'm like craven too but like it could you be like i want to be alice spider man if if you're willing to i think this should be the rule if you're willing to become truly become what your next name is you know If you want to change your name to Spider-Man, you have to be. But could you have something absurd like Alex Killer? Like, I'm Alex Killer.

Like, my last name's Killer. If you want to be clever, like, K-I-L-A-H. Mm, I reckon that would be allowed. I think we need the lawyer jarling to get involved here. We need the... Name lawyer Jarling. The lawyer who's specialised in name law. Name law. Name changing law.

The name law lawyer, lawyer, jarling. What would you actually change your name to, though? If you had to. I wouldn't. Now, like, I've become prime minister, and I also happen to have superman power, so you have to do it where I'll just squash. I have to change my name. And my first decree is everyone has to change their name to something cool. To something you like.

To something badass. I'm going to be Alex badass. I'm going to be Alex badass. I'll be, um. Hmm I feel like I've got to think about this for a sec We got all the time in the world I would change my name to Arthur Morgan That'd be cool wouldn't it

No You could change your name to Half Life Mm Half Life Two Yeah like your middle name is Life is life and your last name is two life tea yeah yeah

no I was thinking of something genuinely cool like like venomized Peter ooh yeah like your first name is Venomized yeah Peter

second name I'm Venomized Peter this is my brother Venomized Miles no I'm Venomized Thanos my last name is Thanos my last name is Thanos hmm Thanos

Like could I actually do that though? Like I want to be Jerry Seinfeld like I'm I want to be Jerry Seinfeld like I'm I'm in court and I'm like my name is Jerry Seinfeld now What's the deal with Thanos and the Infinity Stones? You could be him do it Like could you change your name to George Costanza? Fuck, I hope so. Venomized Tim. Venomized George Costanza. Yeah.

Venomized Kramer. You don't want to message him. Oh no. Not if he's doing a stander. Oh my God, yeah. Yeah. Don't heckle Venomized Kramer. Would you mess with Venomized Elaine there? Sheesh. Sheesh.

Yepoo. Yeah. Yeah. Like, could you change your name to like Mario Galaxy? Not a bad shout. Like, my last name's Galaxy. I'm Mr. Galaxy, and I'm a teacher now as well. Hello, class, I'm Mr. Galaxy.

What's your first name? Mario. And this is my brother, Mario Galaxy 2. Surely your first name would have to be super. Middle name Mario. Oh. Super Mario Galaxy. Exactly, yeah.

I'd be Mario Kart We. Yeah, but like, I'm thinking. like get more abstract okay I want to be duck pillow gaming that's my name first name duck middle name game no pillow last name gaming what about spaghetti carbonara yeah spagcarb for short shall I ask a chat GBT or Siri or whatever is nowadays hey chat Siri hey chat Siri oh that doesn't work weirdly that is weirdly that is weird what do you say hey Siri hey Siri you've been blocked if I want to change my name what does that legal

process look like I'd be asking Siri some crazy things nowadays it's working it's loading to legally change your name but in California you must file a petition with the Superior Court in your county. Let's just imagine we're in California at least. Including necessary forms and a filing fee of approximately $435 to $450. After filing, you must publish your request in a local newspaper for four consecutive weeks unless exempt and then attend a court hearing where a judge will decide on your petition. If approved, you'll receive a court order to change your name, which you can use to update your identity documents.

So you've got to prove your case. I am Alan Wake. I am Luke Skywalker. Oh, fuck. I'm Sandy Cheeks. What's Dobby's last name? I'm Dobby Harry Potter. I'm Winkley.

Guardian Leveosa. What about like Cowboy Cool? Mm. What do you say to the jury? I'm Cowboy Cool. You know what you could do? I've been in the newspaper for four weeks Cowboy Cool. What could you do there?

You could be ultra-cringy with it. Like go with the gamer tag, you know? Oh, fast-rise. I'm Beamy Apple, a pinkish prawn fan. It's been in the newspaper publisher four weeks in a row. Yeah. I'm alien wrongless Why do you need to put it in the newspaper?

I don't know, I guess that's just the process Because it's kind of a big deal If it was really easy to change your name Like you could just commit crimes And just change your name like on a dime Yeah, I guess But that should be part of it Like the ease

Was it, well no, it's like Because you have to put your name in the newspaper It's like you're playing with fire You know, it's high risk, high reward you know you rob a bank and and then you're like post the up in the newspaper like my name trying to change my name to bank robber oh do you know what I think I found the coolest last name ever and of course it's from Lord of the Rings I think Oaken Shield is the coolest like I'm Alex Oaken Shield bloody fuck yeah

that's that kind of fresh make me seem cool I'd present that to the court with my chest pumped you know like a gorilla Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Alexander Oaken Shield. What about Baggins, they? That's more playful. That's probably more, like, realistic to, like, what I represent than Oakenshed. Yeah, you're more of a baggins than, than that?

I'm definitely, I'm no Oaken Shield. What's, um, what's Aragorn's last name? That's got to be something fire fucking fresh. Aragorn of bloody fresh. Aragorn of coolness. Aragorn of... Nice. Aragorn Eminem rap.

That's my name for the call I'm M&M. I'm 50 cents. I'm 50p. I'm 50p. I'm Fiddy Pence. I don't know, bro. I'm just kind of looking around the room just like, that's my name. I'm Helldivers too.

Yeah, I'm poncho. I'm poncho, poncho, poncho. I'm slave one. I'm Lego slave one. You're not allowed that. Yeah, nice to meet you, I'm San Miguel. I guess it, no, it's got to be Boba Fett's Starship now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.

My bad. I'm Lego, I'm Lego Helms Deep. Why is Slave 2? Slave 1. No, Lego Bobbers Starship, you mean? But Slave 2 was around before Slave 1, right? Blue one. Why were two have come before 1?

Well, Django Fetz's ship is called Slave 2, right? And Boba Fetz is Slave 1? I don't make no sense Cause I want to be called George Lucas My name is George Lucas What did he mean by that Why did he choose the name George Lucas Or was he just born with it

Nobody knows It's one of those mysteries One of those great mysteries of life Like who wrote the Bible Nobody knows I want to be called the Bible Multiple people wrote the Bible Believe it or not

No I don't believe it It just appeared Denzel Washington That's what I want my name to be You can call me Denzel but that coolness can rub off on me for a change I'll be Jay Cole What is Dobby's last name?

Jaina I am Dobby's Jaina Dobby What's the name that would work? Oaken Shield Dobby Oaken Shield It's like a mutant like off shoot The names are

like that's one of the worst things about harry potter the names that's one of the best things it isn't bro some of them are like i can't even say on this crumple tilt no if they were like that that's more star wars that star was coded yeah glop shitter what's what's uh what's a what's a harry potter character that you don't like well i can't say them because they're like genuinely like offensive i can't beep them out i'm gonna turn away so you can't see my mouth look What's um What's, what's, what's, what's racial about that? Bro, I don't.

What does she mean by that? I don't know, I'm going to change my name to J.K. Rowling. If you want to be killed. Take some of the heat of her. No, change your name. And I'm sorry, this is the, the true cringest. answer of them all, I hate everything. Yo!

My name is I-H-E. Yeah. Oh, I-H-E, yeah. Just I-H-E. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, being named after your YouTube channel.

What if I changed my name to like, PewDie, Markiplier, Jack Septico? That's... See, that's kind of counterculture, fresh. Like, nice. Funny how that works. Mm-hmm.

It's completely unpredictable. yeah well if it's related to you then it's cringy do you know what I mean like if I change my name to like Mel Gibson

yeah like Max Rockatansky cringy because I like Mad Max you know so that's to be something you don't like yeah if I changed my name to Shrek 5 all of a sudden cool

you know rebellious punk like I'm serious if I wanted to change my name to Rumble Stiltskin doable like would it be rumple first name stilt

it's up to you I think skin is like my last name the skins I think that's up to you you could be rumple still skin smet Rump does that mean like rumple stilt skin's job was something to do with skin yeah he made skin

like in a good way for like burn victims or for just people he was around before there was that much skin, right? It's skin in the game. He invented skin. He helped create skin.

He didn't invent skin. But you took the credit for it, you know? Like Windows stealing Apple. Apple. Like window, I'm crazy. So in actuality, Apple is Microsoft, and Microsoft is Apple. That's just how it turned out. That's why I'm changing my name to Bill Gates.

and I'll be um Stephen Turtle What was he called The Apple guy Stephen uh Jablonsky No, the Apple guy Rumpel Stillskin No, what's the fucking Apple guy called

With the Turtlenex The Turtle Nex Yeah, Steve Jablinski Ah Steve Jobs I'll be Stephen Job Yeah Why, God

Have you Has something ever happened in your life when you've gone? Why? All into your knees. I said why? I've done more of like a, hold on, let me just put my master chief drink down. I've done more of a, like a, you know, like a hiding in a ball. Yeah, everyone's done that there.

Oh my God, boy. No! That's normal. Yeah, one of those. Have you ever done one of these? What's happening? I'll describe what's happening. Oh, how would you describe that?

A V-V-Legs, doing the V-Legs just slump. The V-Leg Slump. Like, just defeated. Yeah. V-Leg Slump. I V-Leg Slump relatively frequently. Why? I want to change my name to V-Legslump.

That's a cool name. Nah, bro. Can't take it anymore. I want to be a... destiny ghost I knew I knew that one was coming up because I've I kept seeing it and I I was thinking nah hell no I ain't going there I'm not taking it there yeah don't know how many more names can we just randomly bring up in reference I'm Lego mini figure I'm disco light I'm small chair but you got to make sure you

live up to your name there's a thing like if your name was like Hey, baby, I'm danced really well And then you're like shit at dancing That would suck I thought you were like really good at dancing or something Hey, I'm Napa Guy Everyone loves Napa Guy Nobody loves Napa Guy

Everyone wants to be around NEPO guy because of what They might be shallowly Yeah He could do so much for you So much Nipo Guy or nepo nepo guy takes as much as he gives

that's what I'm saying no fuck nepo guy and this is what nepo guy doesn't want you to realize shut this up oh that's fire no that just gave me an idea keep doing that for a second

which way is it facing I don't know Skibdi Toilet Do you think that work? Sample that I bet it did I bet it did

Well bro Unless you got any other name changes We should probably go to the mid break here Okay I'm starting to lose my mind Yeah I'm getting too hot I'm fucking sweating You actually

Taking a seat Taking a seat well uh take a seat and we're back up to these messages take a seat after these messages or samsing i'll change my name to or something that's got to be your last name some saying my name's Alex or something so why he's why he was saying that yeah like well is it Alex or is it something else my name's Alex or something and your last name is I don't know well I think hi I'm Jamie I think no no no is it or is it or isn't date or something I'm Jamie I think no bit my name is or something or are you what's

going on nowadays I'm I think am I oh my God I should have recorded how many steps I've done before and after this oh my God yeah yeah I haven't even finished my rings you haven't even closed your rings oh that's cool Anyway, we'll see after these Jerry Seinfelds. Buh. This shit goes far. Yeah, these cables are long as fuck. It's so you can do this, you can do your stand-up routine.

What is the deal? Where's Jerry Seinfeld? Me's so funny. Me. That's the booza. What I'm that seeing do? Jerry Seinfeld, don't get more funnier than this. Yeah. Um, hello. This is me, Argi.

Why, you do realize that there are Mibo shirts available, right? available right take a look at the really cute shirts looking at the description or under the video for more yeah why did that do time try and do something just totally you like without order ordered that was ordered you've done that before. I've never done that. Lie detector time. Do you feel bad when you lie? Sensational.

Pretend to... I guess this will be going up after the Oscars. The Oscars haven't happened? The Oscars is this Sunday. As of us recording. We're recording this on a Friday, so. lie detector time what the fuck is that

what is that welcome to the second half of the show where we talk about lie detector time if you've made it this far into the show I want you to comment lie detector time what is that do you feel bad when you like

what is that you told me to just go fresh is that a song lie detector time is it did you make that up or is that a song I made that up okay I made that up I hope so

You feel bad when you lie. I hope you made that up. Bro, I got endless ideas. Want to know one? I want to know two. I ain't got two. I've only got one. Is that your one?

That's my one. Okay. I made that one. Nice, cool. Okay, sick. Fresh. Okay. Well, welcome to the second half.

I'm doing like an M&M thing. Of the. Joe, where we go over to Reddit. That's exactly like Eminem. Yeah. That's where everyone loves him. He's always talking about Reddit. Eminem loves Reddit.

That's where he gets all his ideas. What subreddit does Eminem go on? R slash angry. R slash rap. I'm upset. That's Drake's. That's Drake's. Yeah, true, true.

R slash angst R slash bars Yeah he goes on R slash I can't even say I can't say that word He's on R slash I can't even say Yeah he's on ar slash I can't say it

Is he allowed to say it I think He's probably earned it But A He's earned it but he won't do it Just that respect Yeah, I mean, A, it's not for us to say, B, he won't, he won't, you know, because

because the second he does say it, then he can no longer say it. That's not to say he wasn't saying some crazy stuff in those early days. Oh, God, yeah. Some of his early music is crazy. He's, he's said, um, some of his songs are crazy. Yeah, like, he's, he's said about as bad as you can get, you know, without saying. it or by literally saying it I'm lost as to what we're even saying now to be honest well I suppose we can do some questions then right okay let's answer some

Redits let's go to Reddit let's go to our slash Eminem and see what's up hello Reddit tell us what's going on if you got this far comment lie detector time I already said that I already said that do you don't normally get to read them do you want to read one okay hang on I'm speaking I've been speaking into the wrong part of my mic. I'm so sorry. Keep an eye on that over there. Then you know what's that. I was trying to re-questions. Are we just starting from the top?

Yeah, it was, just go off how you feel. Oh my God. Alex, this is from ASD-K-E-1. Alex, your I-H-E video I hate damn Daniel turned nine years old last week.

How does this make you feel? Might sound strange, but it's weird things. thinking 2016 was almost 10 years ago yeah 2016 was such a strange year and I enjoy looking back on it for being such a chaotic time I believe it was the start of the downfall but this question I think that's where like the the timeline split that's Harambe year we lost David Bowie that year mm-hmm just a bad year yeah just a terrible awful year the splinter year yeah president yeah it just all it all just started going downhill that year yeah yeah um was that was that

brexit year as well yeah uh i just bro what a cursed fucking year that is incredible what a bad 2016 is gonna like historically bad historically bad you got to experience it yeah it was the true it was the full stop on the british empire the british empire officially crumbled and died the second harambe fell to the ground dead the british empire was over yeah people are going to be coming from the future trying to save her um yeah yeah yeah I feel that I feel that I'm surprised there's not a movie about that yet but uh I don't even remember making a video about damn Daniel really yeah back at it again with a white band I know I

remember the meme but I don't remember making a video about it in fact wasn't that the one with their plant really it might have been yeah I don't know nine years ago he doesn't remember what I was doing nine years ago of course they don't yeah because it's surely Because that was like a vine thing, right? They both were. Yeah, that is Derplan. Really?

Right? And so Shane Dawson is also a part of 2016's, you know, steaming. We need to get the big board out and start connecting strings. The red strings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go like Charlie. We've been meaning to do that for a long time.

Oh, that's dark. I remember you having a real issue with Derplan when that all happened. Really? I vaguely remember talking about it on the cast and you being like you knew people were just going to say to plant I was like yeah yeah I got nothing to say to that that was a one-two punch right there

ding ding ding yeah I don't know it was a strange year and it's definitely a chaotic time I don't know it's a lie detector time I'd say Lie detector time Do you feel bad when you lie I fucking hate that

Why? Because I don't like it Well something I also hate is this one from rank the dank Not because it's from them but because of what they're talking about makes me sad Hello jar and his brother What do you mean? Yeah I'm not jar I'm not jar Neither of us are jar alone

You know This is a moment where like all the all the cartoon creatures are like Now I'm jar With the semi recent death of David Lynch You got me thinking Were there ever any celebrity deaths That had a big emotional impact on you alternatively

Are there any famous people you love And are afraid could die soon Do these things impact you guys at all Or is it too distant because you don't actually know these people in real life I personally am a lifelong Bob Dylan fan And I dread the inevitable day Where he could die And he's 83 now wow

That's weird But at the same time I have no idea how I would react to it. I guess there would be no direct impact on my life, but it still feels comforting to know he's still out there living his best life. Sorry for the potentially depressing question fellas, feel free to ignore it and bear bear youngans. Yeah, good question. We were talking about Bob Dylan before recording. Yeah, so I saw the biopic. I saw the biopic, which I really didn't like, really didn't like, but I love Bob Dylan. I love Bob Dylan, I love his music.

Yeah, I personally have never been particularly affected like emotionally I've never been upset per se like water to I've never been brought to tears but so it's it's never been brought to tears but so it's never been it's more existential than that I feel because there's something just did a switch did flip with me with David Bowie that one was like weird to me yeah but it it more came from like a like respect like an adoration yeah it wasn't emotionally um and it weirdly gave me like a new sense of appreciation where it's like oh this this is an ephemeral thing and like a human as a symbol as more than a human yeah and also like i've

continued to listen to his music to this day yeah yeah and it's almost like he's lived on through what he's created and that's really cool yeah um and like the way he's influenced so many with music like a part of him lives through them and uh i watched a david lynch film the other day which had a really good david bowie song in it in the beginning and end that i hadn't actually heard before um how much do you know about david lynch have you seen any of the videos of him just like talking i've seen him seriously interrogating a monkey yeah that's his short film that's a crazy one yeah he's like a character i love yeah really cool you like that clip of him talking about who gives the fucking shit how long a scene is have you seen that I didn't think I've

seen he's like filming I don't know what he's on but the the do you remember tea bag from prison break yeah he's like standing in the background and there's like a producer that's like it can we get this the length of this down and he like takes his headphones off and like does this like menacing head turn towards them it's just what what's the deal with you who gives a fucking shit how long I've seen it he's in the Cleveland show really recurring like family guy character

whenever there's a cutaway gag with David Lynch in it and family guy he voices it hell yeah yeah so that's a sad one yeah he was a character for um passionate guy and around it

do you remember that um that screenshot that wound up speaking of Reddit going on I don't know getting to getting like 10 of thousands of upboats and it was a screenshot of our

text exchange of like me smoking a cigar yeah my hair kind of look like David Lynch is at the time yeah yeah yeah yeah um what did you say that no offense bro you look like shit wasn't yeah you look fucking awful

I think I said yeah so RAP Lynch but are there any like celebs or people like I'm personally I'm not looking at forward to when David Byrne passes. I'm really not because he's my guy. I feel

kinship with him. Yeah. Like his art really speaks to me in a way that a lot of others know. I don't know. You always talk about low raw. But he's already gone. Yeah, he's gone. He's gone. Yeah. Did you want to mention that album, by the way? Like, low raw is

because you've listened to it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that does fit into this question. I would say. I guess listening to that album, I did kind of feel that. um like it just the the sense of something being gone and it's it's something um that you you actually can't fathom um until it's it like you're with the absence of yeah like a living thing when a living thing that you know all the time is gone like it it's just wrong you're like your head actually can't put those things to make sense it's like this thing

exists in this space it would be it's just like um like let's say there's there's a mountain over there you know and one day you look over and just the mountain's gone like that's that's the sensation of of loss um yeah it's weird because like where but the reason i feel celebrities and stuff, to me, it doesn't affect me in the same ways because they're not gone. You know, the way they exist to me continues to exist. I don't get new, but I, like, their stuff exists in perpetuity. You can put on labyrinth every day and look at that bulge and just be like, yeah, yeah, David Bowie's

bulge, like, carries on throughout time and space. That will never die. Yeah, it couldn't. Something so, so infathomable must continue. But the album. Yeah, sorry. I went on like a whole thing now. It's a it's a it's an an album that feels absent, um, of something which you wouldn't feel unless you've already been following and listening to the discography of low roll. Um, so in a sense that

makes it artistically poignant. Um, I'm curious about the emotional experience you have because I've, I've honestly been scared to listen. to it like i haven't wanted to like i've actively gone and looked at it and been like no no yeah and i was i was the same for a while um and i haven't i haven't listened to it properly properly out of that kind of like i'm keeping it at arm's length and there's also that feeling of like this is it yeah once once once it's done it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um Yeah, it's an experience. I think every lower album is an experience.

And this one is probably the most depressing. Really? Yeah. Like in the implication of the lyrics or the actual sound of how it's produced? I think everything. To me, like, it was just entirely experiential. Like, I'm not even thinking about it in terms of it being a product. it being like I'm not reviewing it yeah yeah it was just a pure emotional experience yeah

yeah I did that yeah so I guess the answer to this question is yes yeah like David Byrne there must be others who are like escaping me right now well I think anyone who like I'm like Kendrick Lamar for me like he like to have an impact this big on me like over the space of a whole year of my life I feel like when I find out that he's gone that would be like man yeah especially when it's tragic like a Felix Seymour Hoffman type thing yeah um where it's like a generational talent type yeah I mean I discovered recently a bunch of Prince's music yeah he went way too young yeah and finding out that it was an overdose yeah I'm just like Philip's

yeah yeah exactly um something like really just sad avoidable yeah it's you kind of expect uh people celebrities like members of the elite to be immune to that kind of thing like uh now they're human yeah that's the thing they're only human after all they're um yeah robot rock after all i guess hmm yeah i don't know of one guy I can't fucking say that in Minecraft in Minecraft, in Minecraft, in Minecraft, in Minecraft, in Minecraft

Yeah, I didn't ever There's something There's something about it Yeah, for sure But listen through Leroy Rose discography Yeah, I'll get to it at some point Yeah Let's do another one here

Do you want to read another one? I did this last one hmm hmm where i can scroll if you don't like no i i'm i just listen i just read like the first part of this i'm going to read this one but i might read a different one if it doesn't go where i think it's good okay from from young underscore moz okay yeah yeah what's up lads i recently participated in an experiment where i had these pads put on my head to induce stimulation in my brain to see if that helps with learning and reflexes. It was tested while I was learning how to play Mario Kart bootleg. The guy giving the experiment also lived in the Swindon area, but luckily escaped to where I live

in the US, Indiana. That's like a long, that's a long journey. My question for you boys is this. If you had the time and resources for your own jar media experiment, what scientific question would you want to solve? what would you want to test on or what would you want to test on humans what truths would you want to uncover thanks again for the great recent apps you are all doing great and bare thank you thank you um this immediately makes my mind

jump to do you know how we know that humans are 70% water hope we had this discussion um I don't think so it's dark so preface this is disgusting information um the Japanese experiment in World War II, one of the experience that they did is they weighed a human and then put them in some kind of oven that like got rid of all the liquid in them, then they weighed them after. I kind of figured out this, oh, it's about 70% liquid in you, water. So that's how we know that fact.

That's like just a little bit of trivia that we just throw around. Isn't that just vile? That's, I mean, Japan, Experiments World War II They didn't come up with that shit They were Yeah they were They were phenomenally like

Oh we're in this The whole world is in this horrific war What good can we do Now's our chance To just go crazy with it Let's make the most of being able to do Anything Just the worst

Just to find out like what Because some of the stuff was like Let's just find out How much pain a person could take So just just like strap them to a table creatively evil

yeah just hurt them non-stop forever until they can't anymore it's like in the name of what

this sick twisted why not do something like how much love kills somebody what's the precise amount how many kisses

does it take to kill you yeah no like how much how much tickling is just like a little bit too much I don't know that could be torture though so I might be alright,

but like someone like you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trouble, bro. Yeah, I mean, I, I, it immediately goes too far for me. The second my ribs get tickled, I'm throwing hands. Look, prove it, look, I'm putting my pit up.

Try it. Nothing, bro. Now I get to try it. No, no. You can't even, look at that. No, like, it's to the point with me where I will like, my limbs will move and I have no control.

You'll smack back. I'll cut your head off in one fell, like, slides. Just, just... Yeah, yeah. Pure accident, too. But what would you... What scientific answer would you want? It's going to be sick.

Yeah, duh. It's going to be disgusting. Mine's going to be nice. Like, it would be something like laughs to death. Really? Laughing to death. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

How would you make them laugh? With tickles? Tickling it... I don't know. It seems too obvious. It seems too... Unfair. Two on the nose

I don't know We've got experience we can do No you like um Clockwork Orange Their eyes open Just Seinfeld on repeat First you make them do like a A test to see what they find funny

You know And it turns out that at the end of their Q&A It's PewDie Try Not to Laugh challenges Oh Then you clock Like KSI ones Oh yeah Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah Yeah CIS trying not to laugh challenge You put them in that Clockwork Orange chair and you just put like 100 of them in a row yeah while they're in some kind of like they're getting all their vitamins they need they're getting all the nutrients yeah they get nice food in that yeah like awesome like food they're hamis simpson strapped and getting the donuts type thing yeah yeah and it's just like

how long or does it actually make you live longer and it's like this weird like extended life thing right right right fart in the mic next time okay god's sake see i i i would find out like how good someone can get at one thing I feel like we already have that that's what TikTok has done no I'm talking to the point where like

it is everything you know their whole life you know like um the elves in in Lord of the Rings like in their law because they live forever they'll spend like a lifetime just doing one thing and they were like stoic and miserable yeah

yeah so I'll like make a miserable person But they'll be really, really fucking good at polishing cutlery. They're taking the hobbits to KSI's Try Not to Laugh Challenge. That's the eye of Sauron. It's just projecting a try not to laugh challenge. It's KSI looking at all those comedy shorts game of videos. I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows.

I don't know, you know, I have a lot of curiosity. it's one of the things I like about myself is my level of curiosity about things but like that's something I hate about myself you're too curious and you know what happened to that cat when I got too curious

that's the fun yeah yeah one of those nine lives got you get too curious and you find out that humans are made of 70% water yeah yeah you start torturing

POWs and the gulags and shit that's so crazy Why was it both? Because, like, Germany was doing shit like that as well. They were, like, all obsessed with, uh, like, blood magic or whatever. Yeah. Nazi gold.

Yeah. Like, crazy science experiments. Yeah. Like, NASA and all that. Yeah, yeah. Much of the scientists went over there. That's the sick thing about humanity is, like, all these things we discover through war. Yeah.

Don't like that about humans. don't like that at all. Well, it's like the main motivator, right? Because it puts you in like survival mode. Yeah. And then all bets are off. Yeah, don't like that, bro. This is getting too dark.

This is getting too dark. Let's pivot. Let's talk about war. Um, let's see this one from Terry Bouchon. Do either of you like going to arcades? You are gamers, after all. Are there any good arcades near you? I feel like they're becoming.

a thing of the past. I hate arcades. Have you ever been to an arcade? Yes. So, where? So, um, well, no, one, one thing we did do in Vegas was we went to like to, like, the old school arcade machine. That was really cool. That was fun.

That was awesome. If arcades had shit like that, hell yeah. You know, I go play Pac-Man. I'll go play. And that was like a huge warehouse. It was enormous. Yeah, yeah. Just, yeah.

Full of old games. It was not a thousand. It was so many. Yeah. It was really cool, though. arcades in the UK it's like I went into an arcade at the seaside after after Vegas right and I step into the arcade and I'm walking around and like there's all these kids obviously playing these arcade games but the arcade games are just like put money in and you might get more money out yeah yeah yeah put money in put money in you might get more money out and I was like oh fuck they're just like conditioning kids to be hooked to the, like, casinos in Vegas. How did you pass that, though, of, like, games used to be so difficult for that exact reason,

so you put more quarters in? Yeah. That's why you were hard. Yeah, but at least there's no promise of money at the end. The promise is, like, accomplishing, yeah, a high score or, like, something really difficult. Yeah. I don't like it Especially when like

A hundred yards away from the arcade is the Casino Yeah, in which case Go straight there, you can get your free drinks at least Yeah, but I mean When an arcade is just a casino for children Not cool It's all minion themed

Yeah, at least the casino You could potentially win money And not like tickets to get a teddy bear Right, right, thank you Yeah, and any other type of arcade doesn't, like, exist here. Read this one. By...

Shled it. Shled it. I'm interested to hear about Jamie's pianoing. I heard it mentioned in the pizza jafter hours clip. What's the pizza jafter hours clip? Pizza. The pizza jafter hours... I don't know.

What is that? They don't know our lives better than we do. What? I've also... I've also heard Jim talk about his YouTube shorts being filled with music theory shit. I'm a guitarist and I've really been locked in grinding away at jazz shit recently. Hell yeah. How long have you been playing for?

What kind of stuff do you like to play? Is it just a fun hobby or do you have any long-term goals with it? Um, all of the above? Jazz, jazz for sure. You focused in on jazz. Yeah. How long have you been going to theory now? It's been a while.

Uh, I mean, I start. originally when I was in year four so how old are you in year four good question I don't know like eight yeah sounds about right nine maybe a little bit older yeah so I was yeah nine yeah some fundamentals down yeah then I played until I was like 17 uh and then I gave up for eight years, nine years or so. It was only last year, I think, that I picked it back up. I had a similar journey with drums. Yeah.

Yeah. It's, it, I just kept thinking, like, I never should have given that up. I kept thinking that. Yeah, yeah. Like, from the get-go, and it was like, well, shame I gave up on that thing, like I really enjoyed.

The feetest. Yeah, and then it was like, wait a minute. I'm a grown adult, I can do whatever I want. I can just choose to, like, do it again. So I did. Yeah, I also got a guitar, and I've been really slowly teaching myself shit on the guitar, but it's so different to piano. There is a bit of overlap. I just find it all so satisfying.

I still get swarmed with a bunch of music theory shit in my YouTube shorts and it's both a hobby and like a long-term goal I obviously want to get better I'm planning on doing my grades and shit and you've kind of got to humble yourself because you got to know what you don't know yeah and like I'm doing grades where there'll be like a 10 year old playing the song that I'm trying to learn I'm watching like a YouTube tutorial where the person playing it is like 10 years old I remember that so clearly you've just given me like a memory of going to drum lessons and like showing up like five minutes before mine was about to start and it's just someone just going hard

and it's like the best drumming you've ever heard and then they come out of that room and they're like eight years old and you're like wow what's even the fucking point but you've got to you've got to realize like That's a bad attitude. Yeah, they're on their journey. You're on yours. You know, and some people are just naturally good at some shit, you know?

Like some people have that perfect pitch. Uh-huh. They can just... Also, there's things that are, like, out of you control, too. Like, uh, I mentioned David Byrne earlier. I looked up, um, I've, like, read about his life and stuff. And his dad was, like, an audio engineer. Like, that obviously gives you, like, a huge.

advantage yeah um well like our parents don't know shit about that kind of thing like i'd say there's no room for a drum kit and like where we grew up and like yeah this kind of stuff like yeah yeah i never afford one like i think a lot of the time um because i'm i'm i'm like a firm believer of the the best musician in the world was never a musician you know like they they like the brain that would have worked for music perfectly probably never saw music you know like that what do you mean the chances of you like falling into the thing that you actually will be best at right right is like so low you know yeah yeah because like circumstances and living your life and yeah what what's the what what are the chances in my life like say that

I'm naturally really gifted at playing the sitar, the Indian instrument. Like, when would I be exposed to that thing? And it's the same thing, like, when have I been exposed to, like, table tennis? When have I been exposed to? And it's the same thing, like, so the best pianist in the world, or potential pianist, probably never even played a piano, you know. So, and at that point, that kind of show. shit doesn't even matter like you don't need to be the best ever you yeah exactly that's that's

that's that's that's the conclusion there there is a you can get better you know there's there's like a path for you to improve yeah and like i i think everyone has such a high capacity you know almost the phrase the like comparisons the thief of joy yeah true as fuck that's exactly why because yeah there's always there's so many humans there's always one that's going to be better than you something yeah but this is why like um total kind of topic shift but when it comes to more physical like body appearance stuff um why it's so heinous like imagine if there was a drug that when you took it you could fucking shred on the guitar and then someone takes this drug cocaine yeah yeah it's like a drug cocktail of weed and coke and all of that but like if if that was a thing and

you just shred on an instrument and then like you make a bunch of tictox and like oh just put in the hard work fam you'll be great yeah steroids that's what I'm saying well whatever that stuff Joe Rogan's on human growth hormone human growth hormone oh my chest to be like bigger than my yeah I want a bulge he he looks like the the turkey the Christmas turkey yeah yeah I hear that That's what so messed up about like all these surgeries and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. California, get all, kind of turkey or whatever and getting their plugs.

It should be law that they have to disclose that shit. Mm-hmm. Now you get AI in there. You're sharing me that video of Drake and the drone. It's like not even real or something. Yeah. Yeah, reality doesn't even exist anymore. We've reached the Rubicon. Uh-huh.

With that. The Rubicon. We're over the Rubicon. We've crossed the Rubicon. Yeah, yeah. We've, we've opened that. can of Rubicon and we're drinking it and it's a lovely passion fruit flavor

and we're just like a nice crisp cold can crisp and we're having a crisp cold can crisp cold can yeah what else we got on here I remember there being a couple good ones it's our crisp cold king should do two more let's do these last two here

I'll read this one you read the last one so penultimate one here from Oman Rick greeting Alexis and Jimmerichwai Jim I'miriqui Jimiriqui yeah thank you The last episode with the discussion about horror and dreams was really interesting to me

As it's my favorite genre in fiction media I'm not really sure what that says about me But my theory is that people enjoy horror Because fear is not an emotion Most people regularly experience When compared to most others As modern human society is generally safer Than it has ever been

I just wanted to say I highly recommend Reading HB Lovecraft As most of his stories aren't that long and there's a reason he's the progenitor of an entire genre. Although the blatant racism is definitely something to have to look past, his writing style is morbidly verbose and may be hard to understand, but very interesting. This line from Call of Cthulhu is one of the best in the genre.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little, but someday the piecing together of disassociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality

and of our frightful position therein that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. TBH, call of Cthulhu is good, but definitely not as strongish work as it drops in quality towards the end. If you do decide to read, I recommend rats in the walls for a shorter one and color out of space for a longer. Also highly recommend the Annihilation Book. It's a whole quadrilogy, but the first one is really good as a stand-alone if you prefer questioned, unanswered.

It's Annihilation of JK's book. Is it HP Lovecraft? I didn't know it was, I don't think it's Lovecraft. I don't know if they're just thinking in the realm of Cosmic Horror. Lovecraftian. Yeah. That's the crazy paragraph, though. Yeah, yeah.

I was getting a bit existential, just a bit here in it. I do that, issues. Yeah, for sure. I mean, it's his influence that makes bloodbom. Yeah. Like, that stuff is so cool. It's so relatable as well. well if you've ever dipped into any cosmic like interests when I look those videos of

like the the planet comparisons yeah you know those and it does just make you feel like this tiny little speck yeah yeah the hand scale of everything yeah yeah way ahead of his time also way like before his time as well with how how how racist he was yeah truly a shitty guy probably do quite well right now be honest yeah um he'd sell a lot of books to a to a lot of billionaires I think um I don't know if I'm gonna read any of it anytime soon hearing that it sure kind of does inspire me but I'm like yeah I'm bleeding I'm reading blood meridian right now and I'm oh geez that's gonna take some recovery yeah yeah so um

Maybe whenever recovered from that. Yeah, I've got a lot of books I've been meaning to read, and I really struggle with reading, so... Yeah. And speaking of struggling with reading, I'll read this. Yeah, I do it. Um, by R slash jar media. What? Bear, bear, betties.

I was thinking about this topic the other day, as it reminded me of Alex's saga with the reaction channels. What do you guys think of that style of content nowadays? I find it kind of ironically. hilarious that there are a very successful Patreon channels set up now with cut down YouTube equivalents that make reaction content music movies TV

but can only post the full thing behind a paywall on Patreon due to copyright reasons I for one am actually subscribed on Patreon to one of these channels because I do enjoy their commentary and feel they add a lot to the music being reviewed channel is F11

for anyone wondering where an Album's length is typically doubled in length for the full for the full reaction due to the added commentary Which is really entertaining in my opinion was curious what you fellas think now in retrospect Have you changed it all on this? I don't know did you have a strong opinion on the reactionists back in the day? Um Um, the reactors, the uh, jinxes and whatnot. I think it's it's such a case by case Um, I've definitely seen reaction content that like ads comments It's like, okay, this is something new, this is valuable. Yeah, but also at the same time

I've seen like Asma Gold watching just like a full highly produced video that took six months to make and then making like three times the views on it and just being kind of like, it sucks. I hate this as a standard. Yeah, I think on Twitch it shouldn't really be a thing. Like that's fucked to me. Yeah, but that's like the basis of like what they're streaming so much. I They're making so much pure base content. They're like farming. They're like real juice. Yeah, it's really, it's streaming is just strange to me. It's, it's really weird. Like, it's a lifestyle. You know, you can't, you can't, like, become a Twitch streamer

without having the facilities to fully just, like, go for that one thing. Yeah. And a lot of them are psychos, bro. Yeah. They really are. Yeah, I think you're right. um but something happened last year which drastically changed my my opinion on on reaction really content um specifically regarding music because it was the start of the kendrick drake beef right you get all that context the ability not just context but like um

relating with other people's glee and excitement and anticipation and just like pure reaction where I'd hear like a line from euphoria the first Kendrickness and be like holy fuck that like damn son and then damn daniel and then i like i'd i'd want someone to relate to but like wherever I was like I didn't have someone to bounce off of um to then go on like a bunch of different reaction channels and they're like jumping off the walls um kind of right there with you yeah um for such a a moment like a cultural moment um I hear that or even when it's like not a cultural moment like um i went through a little phase of watching people like playing the last section of red dead yeah yeah yeah just like sharing in that like experience with that

yeah 100% that's that's exactly it um and there are certain games i find like really addictive to to watch people go through like dark souls seeing someone yeah yeah dark souls for the first time this is like so so interesting and um it feels like you're sharing in a feeling yeah you're like oh i remember when i was there like doing that same thing but that's that's a video game so that's like let's plays which kind of aren't reactions but it's way more transformative than like watching a movie clip i guess but um yeah i don't know at the same time in the right context i do like that as well um and i kind of i would i go pine for a version of YouTube where you could be looser with music like the last year after hours we did

where we're doing the meme playlist and that video got flagged all hell um and without the patreon we wouldn't be able to do that really um or it just wouldn't be worth our time to do so but like i recently um i watched uh i i can't remember his name or i didn't so much watch i i listened through the entirety of g and x with um a guy i i i was um a guy i I can't remember his last name, but his first name's Tony. It was like Tony and his friend listening to GNX for the first time and like reacting to it. Because I've listened to that album like a hundred times. To listen to it once, like, you're kind of listening to it with other people, but not.

Yeah. Like it's, it's, you're vicariously getting that first listen back. by hearing other people react to it. Yeah. Um, for that utility, I really appreciate. And there's pros and cons to that. Like, I find that that type of content is super corny when it's like, Man, listening to Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time.

Yeah, yeah. You've heard that song, you idiot. Yeah. You've heard that fucking song. You're lying. And they're the fake-ass reaction where they're like soy facing not. whoa it really went there was it

it changed whoa yeah can't be doing with that but yeah there's just so much to filter through yeah

but I mean it's different when like because it with the Kendrick beef thing yeah like it's kind of the cap on that there's a whole story

to tell the yeah the difference and there's a lot to react to like to pause it and be like oh he's talking about this aspect and blah blah blah yeah yeah i i like it i'm cool with it

now i've made my peace it depends i still take it on a case by case to be honest also we we like we've reacted to will the fucking farters so like reacted to will the fatter we reacted to a bomb yeah we reacted to bomb we react to everything we're reactionists we become what we've hated you liar for democracy you became the thing you swore to destroy no you're being Anakin oh what does he say again bloody fuck you turned against me yeah I don't know what do you think I'm gonna see any the episode my bro Nice

Nice I'm going to go behind here and say goodbye Should we close the curtains on this one? Yeah, I think it's time for the curtain call Bye-bye E-ha-oh-he-ha-oh-e-ha-oh Do you feel bad when you lie? What is that? Can you tell me what that is?

It's um, lie detector time.