JAR Media Posdact - Demokeracy Is Important - JARCAST Episode 149

Episode Date: January 21, 2019

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to... This is episode 100 and 49. You might have noticed, if you're watching the video podcast on YouTube, that there is a different lighting. Currently, we are testing out. This is all thanks to the Patreon's over at Patreon for supporting us, which we are. using to try to make the jarcast better with equipment and all the different things so thank you to them today we've got the normal we've got Jamie we've got Alex and Ruben's back at uni so it's just the three of us for today well and Argy of course he's over

there just chilling you have got Argy the worst member stop licking my leg I don't understand his licking thing like neither of the two dogs I've owned have ever had a fascination of licking Argy though if you're near him He just, he licks you in the same place, non-stop, and he stares at you in the eyes the whole time. You were saying something earlier about the, um, this female golden light love door. Female black lab. Black lab. Our, oh shit.

Our uncle's dog, female black lab. Um, whenever these dogs, whenever Argy interacts with this dog, um, he performs conalongous on it for, extended amounts of time he eats they pussy for like an hour straight and it's fucking nasty he was doing it earlier it's just you were playing smash

and he just starts licking your hand while you just playing it's just like so distracting and I've never known your dog do it it's comforting for him it's like sucking on them the nips as a baby

he's quite old he shouldn't be he's older than Gaius yes he's older than Gaius but that doesn't mean Okay James uh no wait What this is I've got a story to tell yeah that's what I was trying to yeah transition into so over the last two episodes um it's not that one it's the other one what one this one

yeah why is it no it's not yeah that's the one sorry about that The last two episodes, I've brought up to everyone's attention the big conspiracy that is... It's not conspiracy, it's just fact. Yeah, that men don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. So, women don't know as far as we know. Well, yeah, wait, we don't frequent women's birthrooms. So, this week, I went to the bathroom. Okay.

The normal, normal routine in my day, I go to a talk. toilet. Okay. So, it was quite busy in the toilet actually this time. So there was many people coming out, but I was just like, I'm not going to look because it's so disgusting. I'm not going to look. So I walked out the bathroom stool, which is directly facing the bathroom door. And there's two, the sinks to the right. And by the sink, there's the urinal. So I walk over to the sink, bend down, put soap in hands. And then there's a very, a very big guy at the urinal. So I'm obviously, See, I'm starting to bend down to do look at the taps. And I just see his hands doing that. Like, his whole body wave is very clear that his hands are like moving up and now. Like, you know, and you're trying to like get the piss out of your penis. Right. So you can clearly see that.

At the urinal. At the urinal. And I'm obviously standing at the sink. Right. So he finishes. Turns around him, he's like, wait. Walks out. he had actual

cock hands didn't clean them I actually as soon as he left I just fucking laughed I was just like now this is it that's the worst I've seen

because he must have actually been holding his cock he could have been using the trousers no no no no the hands are too high he wasn't because he's

he's fucking big fat big so it's like no way so almost definitely piss and smeg on his hands

just in straight onto work keyboards work door knobs down I actually brought up to my people I was just like we'll just talk about the office being on hygiene I was like none of the guys in this office wash around's anywhere and they all just

clean their hands instantly of like angsty back do stuff bro it's fucking disgusting so uh James's car failed at Zemot so we took it on a drive of course.

Yesterday I had my car's MOT. We've been on two drives since it's failed. What did it fail for, James? What did your car fail at 70? We've got to start the story. Basically, a week ago, I found out my MOT expires in eight days. So that's last week. So basically spires tomorrow.

So I got it booked into an MOT place on the Friday, didn't take it to work. So, you know, we were going bowling in the afternoon, in the evening. As those watching the video would have seen in the intro.

Yeah. So we were going to, the agreement was that our friend was going to drive my car because he's a car guy. So it was all like my car's got a pass,

you know. So I get a lift home, walk into my kitchen. And then there's my MOT test certificate. It literally said in a fucking

block capital letters do not drive. Because the fucking it's got no rear brakes basically the pads are very worn and the front suspension that attaches yeah it was worn

so like normal what you do when you're told to not drive your car you're on a long journey in your car full of four people yeah with no brakes just blasting corners might know tomorrow we did blast a few corners because I was explaining to my friend how grippy my car is

which it is and then yeah Jim looked at me like it was his last just the last few moments of being alive as far as I know it was and this is all heaven and it's the much nicer ambiance in the room

there have been a surprising amount of like crash fatalities around here yeah we at least know of we have personal links to based on people in your year at school or people you know of or friends of friends that have you know smashed and crashed and all that it's because we live in the country side so it's like if you do crash it's like you're either going to hit a fence and go through

a field which minor injuries or you're going to hit a tree and die yeah you've got there's no there's no it's like there's no like there's no like there's no like safety it's literally just you slide off the road and it's within like an inch it's a tree yeah you know it's it's why around here is so well and with the roads being less busy people tend to drive faster. Especially of the fact that woe two aren't the best conditions so it's like they're terrible. So when it rains it's like there'll be a massive build-up hit that and it's just yeah questions and it's really bad. So he went bowling? I mean before yesterday when was the last time any of us went bowling? A week

before that. Okay so you were fresh on it still. That was why you had the idea I assume. Yeah, that is where it had been multiple years for me and even long I've never been bowling of any of you, literally. No, we've never gone bowling together. And I was just, I just thought, no, I don't go bowling anymore. Yeah, it goes bowling. I thought, the place is going to be empty, and it's also going to suck. That was my...

Yeah, I was like, I'll go as long as I can drink some alcohol. Mm-hmm. That was my condition. And how was it? It was awesome. Yeah, it was great. I have some issues with the stupid, like, swindon. tatification of the...

Oh, yeah. Like, I don't think, like, here in England, bowling is very much seen as a very child kind of party atmosphere. Well, in America, so it's, like, there's actually, like, professional barrenies that all quiet, and that's, like, cool. We want that.

But here, it's just... You just want it to look exactly like the Big Lebowski. Yeah. You want to be able to get a beer, sit down and bowl. I'd like for it to be quiet. I'd like for it to be... But not too quiet.

No. Just people talking, you know. Yeah. Maybe some really quiet music in the back. Yeah. And I want to be able to see the pins, and it not be pitch black with a fucking party. Neon, fucking lights like you're going to Tokyo at night. Just being blinded by all sorts of, you know.

It was still fun, though. It was still, like. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't, yeah, it was really loud. I just don't like having to, when you're bowling, I don't like having to shout to someone so they can hear my voice. Mm-hmm. Well, James mentioned that the sound of a bowling ball

smacking into the pins is a therapeutic... It's a really nice sound, yeah. So why ruin it? Yeah, why ruin it? With crappy house music. Oh my God, yeah. And we played two games. I won the first.

I was, I had played previously, so... And then Alex just knocked it out of the park. The second game just fucking yeated it and just... We're all fans of the big, the basketball. at least me and Jim are I like it so Jim you'd seen it recently

so you were bowling using the form and technique of the characters from that movie and it actually really helped when the thing is I was walking up thinking how am I going to do this

and it just felt right you fling that right leg out behind at first it's like nerve wracking you get up and you're like oh these people watching me everyone's around I didn't give this shit

but then once you get into the zone it's like Like, you ignore all of the sounds around you and the balls, all that exists is the infinite, like, alley in front of you. You can actually see in the intro, I did, I did the fling with my foot. I put out of a bit. You weren't brave enough to do the whole, the full blown. Yeah, if you look around everyone else that's bowling, they sort of, they're, they're kind of scared to go out there in any way. They're very English about it.

They're scared to be impressive like I was. They walk up and they stand there. There's like no momentum to the movement of going towards it. And then they just hurled the ball. And then normally just turn around and don't even look before, you know, seeing what actually happens. There was many times when we just, like, many of us just gutter board it constantly. Yeah. Well, that was my biggest fear, the gutter.

It's to be expected, though. I hadn't bowled in so, so long. Probably the longest out of all of us. And so I was surprised by how much the leg helps. Bowling is so fun because it's like you see your progress as you get more used to it. There is like skill to it. It is still a game, yeah. Physical kind of game.

And it's fun, yeah. And the whole thing about people not showing. it for the last round of the last game we just we decided to use the baby like uh like the child things but it's like a little stand and you used to you fucking push the ball off yeah so all four of us in this this this fucking holly there was loads of there was like this chabby group besides us and family next us there was just all people and we all just pulled out of this fucking child pusher thing yeah and then decided to use that and our friend fucking hack the game fucking push two bowls at the same time

Mm-hmm. They both slid down and one bounced off the other and then it's four pins down and it was just like he fucking just scripted that. B.S. rather. It was really good there. So speaking of your MOT, I happen to have my MOT. I guess it was last week or if... I don't know why it seems so long. Yeah, I think it was a service.

Yeah. But it seems so long since we recorded the last episode, I didn't. We did. We filmed it last month since. It's been a really long. Oh, okay. That's why then. But yeah, it was the first service I've ever gone to.

And you got a courtesy car. I did get a courtesy car, which was a manual, and I drive an automatic, so I was really shit. Since Alex has passed his test, he's had his BMW, so it's like an electric car, it's not going to have gears. So you just, boom, drive. Yeah, no matter what, you don't know what I'm like. It's like driving a go-car or, you know, marry a car on easy mode. It does all the hard part for you. Yeah.

So how was driving a manual like again? Um, it is kind of like riding a bike. It does come back really fast, but the... And if it's a new car, you're not used to either, that's also anything. Yeah, finding out the... But yeah, something really weird happened when I went to hand in my car. The guy who was dealing with me was someone I vaguely recognised. And when I sat down at the table, he saw my name on the piece of paper and was like, wait, Alex Beltman.

We went to school together. And I was like, oh yeah, yeah, we were in maths together. It was one of those. It was like straight out of a movie, like reunion thing. So you're going to go to the pub with them next week? Yeah, it was a really weird experience because it's been a fair few years, like five years since I've been maybe even longer because I didn't go to sick form at that school. So the last time, I would have been year 11 last time I even saw him really. he somehow remembered me

and he managed to find out about YouTube somehow about you being on YouTube yeah because once I'd left then he called me around halfway through the day um to say about the progress

of the car or whatever and when to come and pick it up yeah and then once once he got that bit out of the way he moved on to like he found out somehow someone who works there like knows Ruben or something yeah so they talked and then he showed them and he was like yeah it was really nice because he was actually really cool about it yes that's nice and friendly

it's because like since I've left I've had no like exchange it's a weird thing especially if you're still in the town around where you went to school yeah um you see the faces you see a lot of faces you recognize you maybe forget some of the names and stuff but it is super strange to be like you're such a different person like me as a 24 year old is so different to however

I was in year 11 to be like yanked back into the past for like a second just to kind of remember and like for this person for their last memories of me to have been me back then in year 11 or whatever

it's just wacky and I thought worth mentioning pretty crazy yeah I've yet to have that experience and I kind of hope I don't It's said that It usually goes one of two ways

When you see people That you recognise from School days or You know something like that They're either They look identical Or they're either Really ripped or really fat

There you go Yeah Those are all the options My mum my mum There's literally this one person from our year, which we literally go to a town and we literally see him every single time. We just go somewhere, he's always there. We saw him twice yesterday on that bowling day. We saw, you weren't there when we first saw him, but when we went to Tesco, we saw him there.

And then we go to the bowling alley way later, and he's there. It's like something creepy's going on. And he never notices us, though, which is weird, because in school, whenever he'd see him, he'd be like, James James Literally scream at me And now it's just like We just glide under his radar

Mm-hmm Which is actually really good He definitely recognises The group though No No you think 100% I think he's just too

I don't know Ashamed Too ashamed To ashamed embarrassed To communicate You know it's a very British thing to do Isn't it To not

Acknowledge things Yeah To That's a another thing when you see someone you recognize you either they're like oh well wouldn't mind talking to them well yeah because like because for me in in that one I had at the the dealership yeah I I recognized him and I didn't say anything he was the one that's that sparked it yeah I'm not really the type to do that so but yeah my knee joke reaction

a lot of the time is like I hope they don't notice me I'm just going to fucking keep going. Have you ever done the thing where you're going in somewhere, you see someone you know and you just instinctually turn around or move away or go down a different aisle or something? No, no. I've done that before. Yeah.

I've avoided certain people. I don't take it personally if you're someone who recognizes me and I dart away. Really obviously. Yeah. Oh, there was a really bad one. When I worked in like a supermarket. there was someone there who

like the previous day or week or whatever had messaged me on Facebook saying like hey do you want to like hang out or something it's like this girl and I'd done such an awesome job that day of avoiding her and then like I finished my shift that day and it was like right time to go

just got to get out of here and she'd like strategically got into a position where I had to meet with her she'd like and it was the it was the yeah it was the worst one of the worst experiences of my life that's the evil I mean yeah um because I didn't reply of course yeah all I could have said was actually busy or yeah just lie in a different way you know some other no matter what you would have gone down the light path it's like you just had to go yeah yeah that's a that's a that's a that's a good moral for the kids out there to just you know if all else fails if all else fails just lie your way out of it yeah um and then at the final moment you can either

stand there and have an awkward conversation that goes nowhere and has no start end or conclusion and then you awkwardly walk off at the end start end or conclusion yeah like it's a conversation that doesn't really start, doesn't really end, ending, ending conclusion is the same, isn't it? A conversation can kind of conclude and then you can be like, well, time to go. Ope, I've met late for my thing or something. No, they're the same thing. All right. Well, if you agree with me,

flexi, every time. Yeah. So, Mama, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. uh one one other thing yes go on please it's not about this subject anymore I'm moving off it now yeah we've moved on

we've been getting a lot of good stories being sent in from people going through funny slash awkward situations based around jar media we've had a few last one yeah yeah and there's a new one and I think this is the best one so far personally you got it yep

favourite is Geez. This is from user food lighter on Reddit. Who says, Story involving a Jehovah's Witness and Man Man Man boy boy man. I read this, did you? I'm going to read it now. Okay, so for about six months now,

Alex's Crazy Goblins song has been my morning alarm. I don't know why. I just wanted something that would put a smile on my face when I woke up to go to uni, and I just never changed it. It barely registers as anything more than a noise to me now, so I forgot about how strange this must sound to others. However, this morning, about ten minutes before my alarm was due to go off, I heard a knock on the door to my one-room apartment. I open up to find two strangers asking me if I'm free.

I say I am free, and then they go on to tell me how they are Jehovah's Witnesses. They ask if I am religious, and I dodge the question and say how religious my mum is. The main one is an old lady and is quite passionate about her religion, not to sound mean, but she'll be. was very self-assured and seemed convinced she could make me believe she asked if she could come in since I'm overly kind and due to it being freezing outside I allowed them in I go to the kitchen and put the kettle on and while I look over they are both stood silent with a confused look on their face I can't really hear anything due to the kettle boiling next to me but when I pour the tea and go over I can hear what at what is caused the looks on their face they are both listening very intensely to the lyrics of crazy goblins and seemed utterly baffled by it I will say I'll turn it off But the confident one insists we listen to it I swear I've never held in my laughter so hard Before I saw

Before as I saw stood there with these two ladies Listening to Alex Break up in laughter during the first chorus After about 30 more seconds I insist we turn it off The conversation that followed was bizarre The one lady was explaining how youthful music Such as this can cause men to be sinful

and I should listen to some more classical music After that I engaged in religious conversation For about five minutes until they left I'm never changing this alarm until my dying days That song leads to someone talking about how meant Oh my god that's crazy goblins I've never heard that song I've heard all of your hits

I put it on right now Yeah for reference Crazy Goblins is one of the Man Man Boy Boy Man hits that I made quite a few months ago I don't remember I

I I I mean it a few months ago months and months and months ago it's probably like eight months now I don't really know I'm out of the loop I mean

yeah you are to be fair yeah man so imagine this playing get your little Tommy's tick out and let's get into this Yeah, being a goblin's hard

Mm-hmm It's got a great video to go along as well Head over to Man, man, man, man, man Man, man, boy, boy, boy, man. At least get to the chorus Being a goblin We get some hard times Being a goblin ain't easy

No more, it ain't easy Nearly at the chorus, don't we're So they thought that was real? How could you know, whatever? That's crazy goblins, crazy, crazy goblins, crazy... When I first read it, made me think, nah, this ain't real. But then, I feel like that's too specific and in-depth. Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm sure, are very out of touch.

Mm-hmm. So. Oh my God, that's so good. I couldn't believe what I was reading when I read that today. That's crazy. Crazy goblins. Yeah. Crazy mamas.

Anything else before we go into part? Do? I have the worst razor burn on my neck of my life. That's the newest thing that's destroying my world. Baby. Baby goblins. Be a man like me and never need to shave. I have to because my facial air is ginger.

So I look ridiculous for you don't shave. Nothing wrong with a ginger beard. What is when you've got grey hair, there's black. Grey hair. black I have grey hair it's a no no wait no that no my hair weird hair thing doesn't stop there so my hair's brown I'm like I'm a brunette when it gets long it goes blonde like the the tips are blonde like frosted tips but then James got frosted tips and then they go gray I've got a lot of gray in my hair as well but then

my facial has ginger and it's it's quite normal for brownhead people to have ginger beards yeah that's what are blonde people as well they're no that you're a complete and as a fucking freak if you have ginger hair and you're a blonde person but i'm gonna say gray hair is nice i like gray hair yeah i do as well when nothing against gray hair at all in the next five years when this all goes gray i'm not gonna die five years i'm just gonna leave it gray you're only 22 gray yet gray hair by 27 is a goal that's what you want Die it grey Go on

No when you get to 27 If it's not grey You have to die it grey If I've all done my If there was like A competition Or something a bet

I'm happy of dying my hair grey I will die my hair grey Patreon goal Well we'll die our hair grey No just James Yeah just James Just James will die his hair grey Every day

You can make a video about it James dyes his hair. I'm cool of it. It would not bother me at all, literally. You'd look like the Silver Surfer. I'd look strange, but... I don't... You wouldn't, though.

You just died here, James, on the sides, and you'd look like the... Mr. Fantastic. Yeah. From the Fantastic Four is stretchy guy. Because obviously, my hair, like, goes really long there. We've got kind of the same hair, as we've said before. So, like, you can see now that the hair's going very pointy there.

Like, it sticks up. back yeah like so what you're saying from there okay what's silver there silver here and then just normal color on the edge yeah Jesus no I think I'd I'd rather go all gray you'd rather go Earl gray you heard it here first dying your hair like I don't know about dying hair but doesn't it like do you think chair or something ladies like to dye their hairs a lot sexist oh shit am I not allow to dye my hair oh what if I identify as a woman I'm sorry. Then where do I stand?

I never said there was anything wrong with it. Let's die Argy Gray. Hashtag make James die his headway. Patreon Girl will die Argy Gray. And James. James and Argy. We'll just be the left over die. We'll give Argy frosted tips.

And you have to go gray. You gave Argue frosted tips because you spill cream all over him. What did I actually spill on him? It was sour cream, like dip. Is that sour cream? Yes. It made me laugh a lot. It was gross and disgusting and it's like made his back all crispy.

Do you remember when you poured orange juice on the Flossie's head? And it went all gross and like stuck together. So you got some scissors and cut the fur off of her head. This is so horrible. So all of her fur was like perfect apart from like a chunk was just taken out of her head. It looks so bad for literally like a year. Yeah, it looked terrible. You could have just put a bit of water on it and it would have been fine.

But no, cut. Just cut the fucking hell. Because we never like shampooed her, so. We could have just washed it. When was the last time he shampooed poo boy? A week ago? Good. Poo boy.

He had a shower today, though. When you were waiting in the car. What? That's what you were doing for so long? Yeah, because... He ran in with shit all over his up. So Alex was like, grab him. That's why I was filming you from the... Yeah, I knew why you were filming me,

but I didn't know that was the reason. So you didn't know why I was filming you. No, but I knew you were. Just why. Okay. We'll be back after these messages. Crazy goblins. That is your...

your worst one though. So crazy. So crazy. Why is that my worst one? I think it's one of the better ones. It's, it's not got any umph. No, it does have umph. No. Jim, that's the, it's the... You can't criticize it yourself because you fucking made it. No, it's the magic of having no planning and just going on epidemic sound and finding the most generic beat you can and being like, okay. Yep, there you get. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm saying there are worse

Can I bring to the attention that jeans are the worst thing to sitting sitting? Sitting Because you can't take them off then If you just move where you're sitting They just suck up They suck up You need some new jeans bro and I never do that

Because they're always sucked up That's because yours are skin tight Mine are not So that's why yours don't move Yeah take them off if you're so fucking pathetic I'm not sitting in my boxes Why Boo Boo Boo baby

Boo baby Okay. I'll dye my hair and do a car so I'll only wear in boxes. We should all do it in our boxes one day. That day is today. So crazy. So this is the part of the show where we answer questions from the Jail community over from the Reddit page. So head over there and there's a thread.

Shut the F up, bro. Okay, okay. Hmm. Ollyholic are. Are you ever going to do any more jar let's plays? What's a let's play? Well, it's this thing that Jack Septica invented where you put a video game on

and you set up Algarto or Fraps or whatever bullshit. No, it's bandicam. Or bandicam. You record some gameplay and then you use your blue Yeti microphone to record some awesome audio, lots of screaming. And then you upload it to YouTube and get lots of viewers. top of the morning to you ladies my name is except the guy yeah that

I'm not that mad about let's players personally I can't be bothered to edit that shit I like the I prefer more focused discussions about a thing yeah like that is blank so good as or bad as blank I feel like niche sort of puzzle game co-op-y sort of things could be funny

I think It's an idea we've like played with But it's just like we could It's just it kind of just It's not very unique at this point Yeah it's like What are you really offering at that point? Yeah

Just another let's play thing I guess the unique part It's supposed to be that it's like You? You doing it Not them Instead we're gonna For real though

It's fucking reeks in here Auggy fart Like a mad man So It's fucking obscene. It's obscene. It's disgusting. Argy is literally terrible. I'm the biggest fan of Argi, you know? I am the biggest fan of Argy. The Rice Paradox has a question that fits into one of the themes of this

episode. Yeah. Any stories of learning to drive? Any stories of learning to drive? Any stories of learning to drive? No, my learning to drive The only story, it's not in a story I learned to drive when I was 14 You say that a lot, but Why did you wait? If you learned when you're 14, why did you wait

till you were, what are you 19, 18? 19, 20 There you go I thought for sure you would be the first to pass Okay, do you want to explain this whole When I've said, like I've learned to drive a 14 Have I ever told you the full stuff of it? Maybe, I can't remember.

Do you want me to talk about it? Well, it depends how long it's going to take. Is it something to do with Castle Coombe by any chance? Yes. Okay. Okay. In England, in our region, there's this thing called the Under-17s Car Club. It has been on national television.

It's a car club won by volunteers, like driving instructors, where they hire out the track, they set it up like a road, traffic lights around about everything that's on the road and then if you're under the age of 17 once you'll remember you attend these meetings around various locations in England and you learn how to drive so at the first stage they'll be out of an instructor

and then you'll literally be out with your parents every time and you will literally they'll go through everything through a drive to learn how to drive and then you literally do that up to your 17 take your test then you become like an examiner for them. So I learn everything about the road, everything about learning about cars

I learn at the age of 14. So every weekend, I go to these events and I would spend eight hours a day just driving on a track when I was 14. And that's how I learned how to drive. Okay. That's a unique perspective. I quit it because I was stupid

and wanted to play modern world photo. That's not a fucking joke. That is honest, but that's how I learned to drive So before I took my exam I'd had like loads of years experience I just hadn't done any on the actual road So in the UK

To be able to drive You have to pass A driving theory Like exam It's like a yeah It's just a paper exam about you know And then like an actual driving exam Yeah

So I did a bunch I did about 10 lessons when I was 17 Which I guess is the age in which you're I'd start learning. And then did my first theory test, failed it. Then just never drove again. So I was like, mom and dad were like, look, we'll pay for the first theory test,

but after that you've got to pay. And they're like 30 quite a pop or something. Probably more now. 50, about 50, no. So after I failed, I was like, well, guess I'm not driving then. I did it, it's just because it's not like the theory, like, exam centre is near us. It's literally like a fucking 40 minute drive away. Yeah, it's not close to where we live, so that's super annoying.

And it's difficult. Like, I did it. I failed mine three times. I only failed it twice. I fell mine three times, passed on the fourth, and then didn't learn how to drive until the last month. So I had a month to pass before I had to redo it. So I spent 150 good failing to then. get it to then let it expire.

So I did, I learned to drive in a space for a month from start to exam and passed. First time with two minors. I did an intensive course though for what, two weeks? One week. One week. You just went fucking ham. Every day, that's all

I did for like a week, pretty much. It's really exhausting, just driving all day four days in a row and then... You don't even get a sandwich? Yeah, you'd have like a lunch break. I did it in the fact that because I had the month and also I couldn't take time off to do an intensive I literally did two hours every single day

before work so I was up at like six out there driving so they go to work it's just fucking exhausting just terrible were you like hyper nervous the day before the exam as well I was I was

I was shitting myself like my driving exam like it was fucking piss easy It was at a time where there was no traffic So you had to do this whole independent driveway They just say do these turns Go this way and then you do it by yourself

Like a roundabout They put on a sat nav and were like Follow the sat nav That's where it changed between the times we did it That was For me that the only time I get nervous about things Is the anticipation of It's the unknown

You don't know what route they're going to put you on Because I was really scared They were going to take me Buy some like bullshit roundabout that they could fail you on really easily but they just took me like the easiest route and they only got me to do i think one maneuver because every time they tried to do other ones it was so busy didn't have a chance to and my my intensive teacher guy purposefully booked like the busiest time of the day for that exact reason it paid off though

I mean, I had to do a reverse park, and that was it, which I did fine. I had to do a reverse park and a hill start. But the thing about mine one, the worst case in eye of like a situation where you had no experience with actually happened were going through a housing estate. And there was, you know, there's massive car like carriers that have like 15 cars on. Parking in the middle of the road. reversing cars out two track lanes

you know see part stopped I was faced I was stopped at the front pedestrians all walking over the guy just standing and talking and it's just like in that situation

I could have gone but it's like what do you do in that situation when you have no idea like there was space I could have gone but it was just like if I went I would have felt

but I just sat there and it was just like let it pass and then I got it was all good it's just like that type of shit it's like it froze your

balance so much that you can just fail from as tiny as that yeah I'd uh if any bit of advice I'd have for those on the fence on if they want to learn to drive or not um

I'd say do it asap it's it's terrible to get it done and doing all that but as soon as it's done it's like I've got it done it's horrible yeah but as soon as you've got it it's just like you can go anywhere you can go get food you, if you just want to wake up and just like, I fancy a Big Mac, you can just go get a Big Mac like that. It's like, so free.

Yeah. But it's like, my one advice would be to not do it young, especially the English people viewers. Don't do it at 17, do it 20. You reckon? If you can do it at 17, do it. Yeah. But if you're paying... Especially if your parents are going to pay for it. Yeah, exactly.

But if you're paying for it, don't waste the money. It's a waste of money doing it that young. Because you just get, you get a shit car that's just terrible. I mean, the insurance bracket is like 17 to 24 anyway, so either way you're going to be paying loads. If you can do it, do it. Yeah. And talk to people who know about cars because then you're not going to get ripped off, which is, you know, if you, there's no point spending thousands on a really crap car and you can get a really decent car that's cheaper that you can keep for like triple time.

So it's just, you know, doing research it's wallet, you know, requires a lot of. Sissy Fishi says, What is something each of you hate that I hate everything hasn't made a video on? Um, um, I've got one. What? You know, um, when you get like a package of something, some corn meat or a pre-made meal or something, and they've got that plastic cover. Yeah. And they've got a little, yeah, they've got a little, like a corner peel thing. And you go to peel it and it just breaks off.

No, no, the whole thing I do is where the film. That's the most bullshit thing in life. No. That's the most bullshit thing in life. It's not. When it just breaks off, it's, you know where the actual film attaches to the plastic? And there's a bit of overlay where the tag is. Yeah.

It's where you put it back and it starts undoing, but it's just the little bit of a gap. It's just fucked, yeah. That's just fucking shite. Did it happen today by any chance when you're doing your corn? No, but it's something I honestly think. about a lot. Because it's just like when you're on the design phase of designing this stupid fucking packaging, how hard is it to design something that's easy to open? It's gotten to the point, it's gotten to such a farcical level that some products

actually advertise themselves as easy to open. Easy to open like plastic wrap. Because they're so notorious for being shit. Make the video then? No, you're just enough of me. I have thought about like just going around supermarkets and buying all the shittest things to open and be in like how shit this is look how shit this is no no it's when you buy

anything canned and you peel it the fucking the thing you used to peel it back just breaks off so then you have to get a can opener and it's like that's bullshit that's a fucking pain our bullshit can openers are bullshit if you actually

manage to get the top off you're going to fucking slice your wrist over and dive or you're going to spill juice everywhere no what's the thing is like I don't know It's with my family in particular, it's like, the one they have is, like, from the fucking 80s. Yeah. So it's really, it doesn't grip properly. So when you actually get it on, it doesn't cut it, so you can't get it off.

It's just like, fuck. And then it ends up being a screwdriver and just fucking... Some of my most vivid memories of being, like, 14, 15, with the pure, unfiltered frustration of trying to open cans with the can opener. I'm just being like, this sucks. Another one. something I hate. Yeah, go on.

Do you ever just go like this? You sort of put your fingernail just on your teeth, right? Right. And then it slips, and then you smack into your gums with your fingernail, and it really hurts. I'm sure, I don't bite my nails, sir. I hate, I hate that. No, it's not when you're... I don't know what I do to cause that, but it really hurts.

No. I can't say this is that I hate, but it's just like being clumsy. Like, my clumsiness has hit peak, just fucking stupid. It's like, I'll be sitting at work, and for some reason, I chew things. So I have a ruler in my mouth. So this was, I had ruling in my mouth for half an hour. I just completely forgot, needed to look at a piece of paper, went like that. Ruler slid out, went up to my guns, fucking cut my guns, and then I was bleeding.

Just because I looked down and forgot. Have you ever been chewing on a pen and just exploded in your mouth? Yeah, that sucks. I've heard that before. No, but I always chew a pen and then get like pen everywhere. Just everywhere. Yeah. All over myself.

You just feel like such a dickhead, though, when you've been sucking off a pen for the last half hour and it blows a load in your mouth. You just taste it. It's like, oh, that was inevitable based on the actions I was doing, but here we are. It was the journey was what counts with that one. On the subject of clumsiness, would you two say you're clumsy?

Yes. Yeah. I would say I'm actually the Columbus' person alive. In my house, we have a dog gate on the stairs to keep guys like downstairs at night. So someone closed the dog gate while me and guys were upstairs. So he was hyper. We were running round. He runs downstairs.

We both run downstairs. Baby gates open. So we fly past the fucking, like, corner stairs. I hit the baby gate so hard. I flip over it just completely. Straight on my ass in this tiny hallway just because, like, it's really. ridiculous I'm so clumsy all the time I came out of a busy train station and I was some stairs and Because it was like after a flight. I was a bit light-headed

Stood on the stairs took one step like an old person all my weight dropped for me and I slowly fell over Suitcases and everything down the stairs and just in front of everyone Did somebody help you? No, are you serious those down city folk I have one more. When your headphones get caught on something. I was just going to say that. You've mentioned it before. There's nothing more anger-inducing.

There's nothing more anger-inducing than that. I... It happened to me once, and it was just like... Just the wrong moment. I'm going to snap, and something's going to break. So I... You just wait until I fucking snap. So I calmly went to the wardrobe.

Got a coat hanger out. Walked back to the banister and just... Just fucking shattered and went everywhere. Had to be done, though. Yeah. Well, it's like... I don't want to throw my phone or my, like, slam my headphones. Because although they're the thing that annoyed me, they have value.

They have a use. The coat hanger is expendable. So the coat hanger was expended. Do you know what I don't get about it? The headphones weigh nothing And it would be that that stupid microphone on most headphones Gets caught on the most stupid thing And it's just like

You get it in one ear Like you're just doing something You've got one in it And it gets trapped and you pull it And it's like Fucking hate it Despise it Have you ever had it so you're miming along to the words

And then it gets yanked out your ear And you're like And you hear how shit you are And you're just like this This is your fault you have things Do you know I don't get The thing I always have because I fall asleep with headphones.

It's just like the headphone gets caught on a pillow. A fucking pillow. It's got no weight, and it's just like pulls the whole thing out. iPad goes flying across the fucking room. It's just like, that's bullshit, man. That's the most bullshit thing in life. Yeah, physics. I hate physics.

I hate physics as well. It puts all of our restrictions on us. But it's shit like, it doesn't even abide by its own rules. Like when you wipe your ass, try and throw it in the, in the toilet and it just launches like up into the sink or something it just lands in the bin that's next to the toilet it's like what's the fucking point physics but the one that always comes to my mind is um filling the dishwasher with dirty cutlery and then just holding a spoon above it and this is a classic one dropping it so it should just land perfectly in there and then it just ends up like clogging the fucking the mainframe glitches And it just goes flying. Yeah. It's like in half-life when you'd put

like something in the bucket and then it would glitch out. I've never experienced that, but that might be because I've never heard that specific thing. Simulation is bursting at the seams. There's too much tech. It's getting too advanced.

Yeah. We're getting too advanced for the simulation. Four Not Funnies says, What's the weirdest thing a stranger has said you. The other day I was walking my dog and a guy came up to me sniffed my dog and then said, my dog smells like that, and then left. What? Uh yeah. Um, I don't want to sound sad, but it's just like strangers don't talk to me. Yeah, it's not really common in England. Um, I get approached a lot when I'm in London, but like just weird people.

Yeah. That's London there, to be fair. Like, here. I'm always asked, like, where to go. to go. How'd you get to this thing? Yeah, I don't know. Sorry. I can't remember at many times like a stranger said something to me

it's been like, okay, besides that one time that this guy in Liddle was being really misogynistic. No, misandristic. Ruminating. He was being a genuine rummator, yeah. And it was like...

You said something to him, did you? No. Because I was like dealing with stuff my phone, so I was just like, I didn't have the time, so I was just like, oh shit, uh, it's just like, uh, I should have said something, but it's just like, you know, the situation didn't, why is it, why are you laughing? Nothing. That's the only time, but he wasn't talking to me. He was just like saying stuff. Which is sex as shit. Yeah. I had a weird one when I was walking max one day. This old lady came up to me and just, no joke, no exact.

exaggeration told me her entire life story, based around Max. Fucking hell. Her entire life story. Because she had a gold retriever, and he reminded her of her one. That's the best thing about not having a dog. Dog conversations. What was quite weird, when we were walking argue just the other day, that woman had her keys out, and the way she disciplined her dogs was, if they misbehaved, she'd

jingle the keys, and if they didn't stop, she'd throw the keys at them. What? That's like zero to a hundred, just like... Yeah, she just described it to us and was like, well, see you then. I was like, that's what I love about dog conversations,

because it's like, you just see a little slice of what these people are like. It's like... I forgot about it. Just bowing something at it. That's, like, quite bad. It's quite a valuable thing as well, though. Just throw your car keys. If you miss, and they just go into a bush it's like right yeah can't get home now yeah dogs that was funny

it's funny put you down once I get home yeah actually actually Alex Belman this is one of the things that you hate but you've never made a video on I don't actually know if you've ever made a video just people who litter mm we were walking through through the town yesterday to go to a burger place yeah bin loads of rubbish like bottles of water on the floor next to the bin just fuck off just fuck off that does anger me and i pick them up and i put them in the bin that angers me yeah i like it it gives texture to a okay so it makes a shitty town look shitty basically yeah it doesn't

fuck it doesn't fuck around with you you know if swindon looked spotless you'd know that it was lying something would be up if swindon was spotless I like how we're just saying the town Yeah, Swindon Yeah What everyone knows Swindon Everyone knows Swindon because of the magic roundabout What?

We went to the bowling alley and Swindon basically I thought you meant the show Swindon is It's the blight town of the real world Horrible to navigate It's fucking terrible to live in That's so true It's the worst design of a place I've ever been to.

If you don't know, just Google Swindon. Swindon, UK, and just look at a map at how fucked it is. It's the worst design. They were just like weird roads, so it's like sometimes it just goes one way, and then the thickness of the road is three cards long for some reason. I don't understand, because it's like, there's this one ball we go to that's under a fucking bridge, and it splits into like two other roundbox, and then you go up one road, and it's a roundabout, round about, round about, round about, round about.

and then that leads to the fucking magic roundabout which is like 16 roundabouts in a roundabout it's one giant roundabout made up of like 10 roundabouts it's so fucked I hate something so much the one time we went there it's just like we were reusing it and then people were just kind of

we almost got hit and it's just like make their own rules there as well also much like blight town the people there are fucking disgusting monsters they had the when we were there the other day bowling it's just like Like they're, it's like another class of people.

It's so, every man or, like, our age-ish. Yeah, yeah. They're all identical. It's bizarre, isn't it? They all have the same atrocious haircut. Yeah. They all wear the same types of clothes. And they all love Casper's, so we're not that far away from them, really.

No. No, we fit in. And it's weird because it's like, whenever you go there, there's always things happen. like really funny things happening that we just don't see yeah like I went to a car meet there and that is the most the most typical English car meet in the world banging sub offers in a car park loud music and then moped people getting arrested just fucking actually what happened on our way back yesterday from Swindon it sells two lanes by traffic lights a moped on front I was like

gearing up to try and gun it the mopay's stupidly slid So there's this one car in front You won't overtake, there's me Then there's a fellow car boy like me So I For some reason I just went like that really quickly in the car You turn left and right very quickly Yeah, every and over

And then the car behind us was doing the same So then it was just like It looked like when a snake moves Yeah Two cars doing it from some So it was just us two in this big long traffic Just doing that really quickly Yeah

That made the day slightly better From returning from Swindon the journey was yeah improved from that event reverse time remnant says how do the jarlings feel about Edgar Wright anyone have a favorite

Edgar Wright film Hot Foz Hot Foz Yeah Hot Fuzz It's not even close to me For me this is the ranking of Edgar Wright movies Hot Fos

Sean of the Dead Um What's it called? End of the World what the fuck's it cool? The World's End? The World's End. Scott Pilgrim Baby Driver.

I'm... I think all I change is Scott Pilgrim above the World's End. Really? As much as I like that movie, I like them both, so... I just, yeah. Scott Pilgrim's funnier, but it doesn't have the heart. Yeah. It doesn't have that.

Yeah, I know. It has some heart. I think, uh... It has heart, but not in a different way. Simon Pegg. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's, like, chemistry. But Simon Pegg being a writer, I feel like he is the heart of Edgar Wright. Yeah.

It's the same with, like, Baby Driver, as good as it is. Yeah. Character's kind of flat. It lacks heart. It doesn't have a bit that makes you go, oh, damn. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I don't give a fuck.

Okay, okay. Butter spread 16 as a simple one. Best booty. Moto or Lisa Ann? Who's Motto? Doo, do, do, do, do... I like them big. I like them big. I like them chunky.

Madagascar 2, Motto, voice by Will I Am. Huge fucking fat ass hippo with the biggest goddamn ass. animated to perfection. A name's so good you gotta say it twice. Moto-Moto. And my vote is obviously for him. An ass so good you gotta slap each cheek twice. That's two hits.

That would be four slapsed. You didn't let me finish. I was just, you know, resucculating my mouth. I would say Poplaribuven. Hmm. Okay. Is Rubin more like Motto or Lisa Han? Lisa Han.

He's more like Lisa Han. Okay, okay Four not funny says another one What makes someone an interesting person to you When you meet someone new Do you make a conscious effort to appear interesting No To that second question

And if they Are interested in Or Are interested in being interested in Dark Souls Okay, so Jim's is Dark Souls So what you're saying is Can you repeat the question

because I was so focused on Jim's... But for me, I don't know what makes someone interesting, but I do know when I'm not interested in someone. Yeah. It's like a light switch. If a certain type of person, a charismatic person talks about anything,

you can be interested by it. But when someone that isn't charismatic or has that way about them, Then they could be, they could do the most interesting things in their life, but it would be like, yeah. So basically what you're saying is if we weren't friends and you met me, you'd be like, oh, I'm not interested in this. No, because you like cars. And none of you like cars. It's not even just that.

It's the way you carry yourself and the way you speak and the things you choose to do in that very moment. There's a whole lot of variables. I think storytelling is a very good attribute to being interested. What would you see? So if you're walking down a supermarket, not say you're going to talk to her, how would you know that someone's interesting? What they're wearing,

the way they carry themselves, the way they speak. Yeah, hold on. We'll be back off to these messages for a very special segment. So if there was someone who's really clumsy and fell over, would that not be interesting? No, that is interesting.

Okay, I'm interesting then. Do you guys laugh at people that fall over? No. No, I don't either. I'd never found the funny. I feel really bad. I'm just like, I'm going to help them. That's what I feel.

Well, you're lying for a start, because every time someone has fallen over, you always laugh. Yeah. This has never happened. When was the last time someone... You pushed me over multiple times and laughed. I was like 15.

And? I wasn't even a human then. I didn't have a personality. I was just a walking brain. We weren't even a human. Now? Now... It's very different.

I'm a real human, though. If someone falls over, I feel really, really, really. So in a way, you're only human, after all. Don't put the blame on you? Okay, are we ready to go on to the most exciting thing we've ever done? I'll tell you, that is a yes. I have a jar here in my hand.

Wait, let me see that. No, it's mine. We have... Someone came up with a great idea of an episode or two ago. To make a list of all the jar memes. What's this my idea? I'm just going to take credit for it. This was my idea.

I came up with this goddamn idea. I've made it come into fruition. It's my fucking idea. So listen up. I've made a list with the help of the beautiful jarlings on the jar edit of, um, um, approximately, one, not even approximately, exactly 70 memes. 70 jar memes. So if you're new, old, in the,

middle in terms of jar experience this is like a lecture like a the Bible the Bible yes so what we're going to do collectible top trumps it's like top trumps of for jar yeah so what we're going to do right now is we're going to go

through these jar memes and decide if they deserve to go within this special jar that I have get it that is going to live on the set of the jar cast I'm going to do a prediction now.

It's going to end up like the other jar and that one day Alex will be high and then find it from the fillet of hair. So it's kind of an initiation process so whenever new memes are created from this point they need to be initiated into the jar. So we have a ritual? No, Jim, I need the fucking jar.

Give me it, thank you. Right, let's begin. Don't keep it over there. I'm going to for this. Number one, Mama. No. Mama. No, that definitely goes in because James has been saying it outside of jar.

Literally. All the time. Mama going in the jar. Mama, mama's in. Aguant bounty? Yes, definitely. Definitely in that one. Aguant bounty going in the jar.

Aguant dosa? No, no. No, no. Bounty's better. We really don't want Dosa in there. That's the original one. No, but Bounty is better. Is Bosa the original?

Yeah, Dosa is better. original but bounty is better argue on bounty okay well they said they said it's tricky because i personally i prefer doser of a bounty now this is this is a democracy we have to have a vote all in favor of it's tricky because that was more a thing we'd say outside of jar argue but we did talk about it okay okay let's do a vote i vote for it's going yeah it's going in okay it's going in okay it's going in sorry james this is a democracy okay

buy me me my me my me that does have to buy me mymi's going I don't respect it but it's going I accept it

pussy no of course it has to go in it's in the song it's in the song yeah pussy diarrhea

wow cringe pussy's going that's the worst one it's the worst jar meme it's been in a shift when I left

when I left jar for a few weeks Joel went off the box and pussy became a thing This was all my fault Because I wasn't there to control these children Watch the consequences happen Oh, worth it, man Okay Diarrhea

Yep Not even a debate on that one It looks like so far Everyone's gone in and that's all it's gonna be There are gonna be someone here that are gonna be debated I can tell you that Oh yeah wow cringe Of course it's in the song

Wow I have to bring it up This is a democracy Madagascar no madagascar just as a franchise as a you know my vote is obviously yes can i have a middle vote in that we put it on the table not in the jar yet and see what the future holds okay we see it madagascar i'm gonna put that in a pile then madagascar is in the gray uh angry joe parenthesis just beans yeah that goes it's going in uh family guy no so this is encompassing every time we've memed family guy do you remember the intro where james i think is watching someone reacting to

brian's death scene brain death scene i think that goes in no i i don't i feel like we have memed family guy enough and made fun of it enough that it deserves to to go and james's Seth mcfarlane hatred okay that goes in that goes in it's going to Number 11 The Muffin song No I say no I also say no

So this is the first one that's Sorry, not going in Good Because it's That one is already a meme Yeah Not funny I don't even know what it is

So yeah To be fair Family Go is kind of a meme now So Yeah but you know Dick the head Dick the head Is getting a vote from me for sure

it's fucking essential to jar I didn't think of it as a meme though yeah it's just dick it's just dick he's a member of the cast not mean okay so you two aren't voting for him no I put him in see Jim can't do it

he's going in uh shwep shep the owl yeah he gives him he's more myth than no he's actually he's the oldest member of jar because he's been from day one

since we were all friends as 12thjords trap was that yeah I've had him he was thrown across the fields lost in trees torn apart by argue he was mine wasn't it as a kid and then you started like taking him to school because you're a fucking

creepy cucumber neck no yes well I can't see him to be honest he doesn't exist there was a whole video dedicated to him and what's happened to him now what's happened to him look at him and tell me what you see

cucumber next going in the jar Dibby No Yes Dibby 100% is going in Yeah Augie just looked at you Because I call him

Dibby sometimes Goatsy Yeah No That obviously Old time Old school jar The goatsy dimension

People remember this shit Yeah So do I Is we put every jar meme into a jar There's all this is There's already two That haven't gone in

Out of what, 20? No, out of 70. No, but how many, have we done so far? We've done... 20? No, we've done 16. Okay. Goatsy's going in to the job.

Ruben being a Christian. Nah. Yes, that's going in. For the old time, is it's got to go in? Yeah. No, but it's so... It didn't stay long. It's a meme.

It doesn't mean it's not like a thing. No. No, but look at all the memes from 2018. They came a moment. went like a fucking... The Rubin Christian one was never good though. Okay, we're taking it down to a vote. My vote is yes. Jim? My vote is yes. What's going in?

Because of that one time he came back and he was in the toilet. There are multiple ones. There's that one where we caught him praying to the inflatable Jesus. James loving anime. No. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. well nobody don't make

James we had body pillows and shit to go along with the meme you cannot you even had a t-shirt that said I love anime on it where's he going I'm gonna put it in this is democracy Jim what's your vote

yes of course yeah what the fuck is he doing over there I have no idea it's going in Brian's death scene Oh, yeah James, thoughts on Brian's death scene He says no, it's going in No, wait

No, stop, stop It's already in Family guy's in They're the same thing, well It's tricky, but Brian's The death scene is the antithesis If I could do it all again, I'd put Brian's death scene in And take family guy out

Do you want me to do that? Yes Well, how long is that going to take? Not very long. Oh, my hand can bear it Can I just say for a second I literally walked over there and I got you fucking stank The whole area over there

fucking stinks What's he doing? He's rummaging I was trying to find the Free, the free body pillow we have That's in there Oh me and Alex took it to the dump Oh yeah I took it to the dump

There's just a brand new free body pillow That's going to go into landfill Why did you do that? I still have one of them We had two remember Oh No but why would you I don't necessarily put it to waste when it's just going to be buried. No, we put it in the...

It... Listen, I had to carry a body pillow and throw it in a bin in public. No, what do you mean, a body pillow? A body pillow. The holo one. It didn't have a cover on it, but you could clearly see that it was a body-sized pillow. Why? I told you not to bin that, because it's good for your back. How's it good for your back?

It'd been in my garage for like months and it was covered in like mold and shit. No, they are they, they, medically, they have loads of... Well, there's another one if you want it. I don't fucking want it. Yeah, I want the other one. I've told you I want the other one. I think of your back. My back hurts right now since bowling. You basically sleep with it and it...

You sleep with like one of your legs on it. Anyway, this is irrelevant. It helps you. Look, I found the family guy one. I've taken the family guy one out and I'm swapping it for the Brian death scene. No, no, no, Alex. Tear the family guy one. Okay, watch this.

Destroy it. Brian's death scene going in the jar. Family guy does not belong. Goodbye. Goodbye. It's going to go next to the... You know, I'm going to grab the muffin song one. Goodbye.

No muffin song. Fuck that. Oh, that's really cute. Oh, that's really cute. My vote's yes. That's an open for me. James, just... It's not based on what ones you like.

It's based on... That's not that's what it is. Okay, I'm voting yes then. Yep, it's going on. Contrarian. Cholos Me? I'm the majority You're the contrarian

Yeah you're the contrarian Cholos It's going in, it's going on Yeah, that's a Well, unanimous Oh, the sandy picture Yeah I like that picture

Too much to say no I need to get it like framed Or something Ha ha ha no no No no No Because it came from like Really cringy meme compilations

So no It's tricky because it is just sort of in memes you know it's not hours yeah I'd say no for me ha ha ha ha no no ooh that was good so what's your vote Jim no no it's not going in then would I really have to rip it enough you're this one's this is painful for me it's it's been ripped no ha ha no no I feel like that's gonna cause a bit of controversy in the jar community it's not ours if you if you go on meme Loads of the things we've memed, weren't the first to meme, but...

Jopasqualee? No. Yes. That... Who the fuck is talking about Jopo Sqali? I think 100% yes. And he... You can't have goatsy without Jopi squali.

Yeah. They belong together. Jopasquale's going in the jaw. Anti-Zula. Yes. Yes. Going in the jaw. James, can I hear your vote just... Yeah, what are your thoughts on anti-Zulu, Jane?

Yeah. He said yes. He said yes. I fucking hate you. you look so much. Valerian. No. Jim, this

no. I feel like Valerian has been... No, it's not... It's not... No. I feel like we haven't talked about it enough on Jar. But we did mean it

pretty hard for a few weeks. Yeah, and we had this snugly, cuddly episode, yeah. I feel like for that episode out long... It's going in. Yeah, it was going in.

Christmas tank No James's Christmas tank It's a long stay meme But yes It belongs My vote is yes No no wait

What one have you said yes to Many? No Like two That that Christmas tank Will go in there But you've got to star it So when I complete the Christmas tank It gets removed

Okay Okay that's fair It's gonna be done by tomorrow I can be down to it now Christmas tank is going in the jar Uh The concept of leaving the cast It's our best video

Ever She leaves Jotter It's got to go And we For many many episodes There was always the joke of like That's it leaving the cast It's going in

It's going in The Goatsy dimension We've got goatsy Same thing I don't think is the same thing No No we can't have goat We've put Goatsy

We've put Joe Posqualee What do they add up to The ghosty dimension. Exactly. So it's going in. No, this is, this is, this is, this is, Rubin being an alcoholic. Because it's true.

Uh, so it goes in. What are the votes on this one? Goes in. James votes for yes. Who, when was this a thing? I feel like it was linked with the Christian thing. No, it was linked with the fact that early job we've been drank alcohol on every single class

for like 100 episodes straight. It goes in. That was the joke, wasn't it? Because Rubin was always holding like a chroma. no or something. He's going in. He's going, he's got, that's a hundred percent going in. I think I have to say yes. Yeah, it's going in. That's a fucking win for me. Ruben twerking. Yeah, that's going in. Yeah, that's going in. Yeah, that has to go in. Unanimous, Ruben twerking, going in the jar.

Posdact. It's going in. Yeah. Not even a, not even a fucking question. The, uh, golden pussy. No. Yeah, that's going in. Yod is going on. she's not going Should I put in parentheses Yoda on it I feel like Yoda is quite important

Didn't we say like If a spider creature Had one like Would you still fuck it Just because there's a golden Fuddle Still funny to this day James going

Wow Wow That James going wow I made it That's what it's You did not make wow. I made

wow. Do a wow right now. Wow! Wow! Alex, come on. Do a wow. He just did. Do a pop a wow. Wow! That's not... Jim would do it again? No, I just perfected the wow.

That was the most amazing wow I've ever done. Wow. Do you remember where the wows came from when we did those fucking reviews? No, I don't remember the wow. What a jar reviews? Because, yeah. And I invented wow I don't remember that

it's been my thing no it hasn't no you're this is your claim to fame it is something to do with James because it was noted down because I'd always tell James to do it yes because I invented it

no no you know you did you did a wow and then you told me to wow and then I did the wow and then you're like now I I'm the wow man I'm the wow guy so I've got to do the wow well either way James wow either

vote for yes yeah cross out James and then you got my vote James what's your vote yes of course it's one of the

that's democracy Jim it's going in the jar this is why democracy is completely fucked because say there's the three of us right and let's say

I've got a chocolate bar and you guys are like if we vote to take his chocolate bar and split it between us taking something away from you

no yes you are Alex He's disagreeing with this one, but I've disagreed of all of them. I'm not calling democracy a far. There you go. Jim's just trying to... Okay, let's just become communists and just everything's fucking in the jar. Alex, put all of them in the fucking jar.

No, listen. I don't have a problem with the meme itself. I have a problem with the terminology of the meme. No, Jim, ask the jar fans who they know as the wow guy. Who did a comment, leave? You did a better wow just then. Just when you asked me to do a well. Who had the superior wow

You're not known for the vow That's not what matters That's all shit Okay Let's move on We've still got to get through TGI Fridays No

Yes Yes As good as they say This democracy Is a farce This one I don't remember Shut up Yes I remember that one

Can you explain James Can you remind you me because I just think of Smosh going shut up yeah that's what I think of as well but I don't remember John no but I've always it like no wasn't there a few quite a few episodes where we would always go shut up Alex I that what that is supposed to be that might it was in it was in caps though should I put this with Madagascar in a like yeah maybe we need reminding yeah yeah okay it's not going in the jar for now reload animations no

That is I feel like that's been consistently referenced enough. No, but that's not a meme. That's us talking about we load animation. Well, yeah, it's just actually something I love. It doesn't go in. I don't think it goes in. So that's two nose. I'm thinking maybe. Okay. You want me to put it on maybe? Yeah. I'll put it on maybe. It's not going in the jar. The grundle. No. Jim? No, I want to hear what you say. I have fond memories of the Grundle conversation, but again, only linked to one episode. Yeah. I don't think it's funny enough. It doesn't go on. Yeah. Man, rip it.

It's being ripped. Next up. Accidental A-S-M-R. Pussy Pirate Berg. What the fuck is that? I've never heard of this. You know Berg from Lego Races 2? Oh yeah.

But what is? Is that where Berg came from? Did you not know that? Berg, yeah. You said Berg was the ice man. The ice creature. Yeah, that ice creature. Yeah.

That's Berg. Berg is in Iceberg. That's why he's called Berg. Pussy Bandit Berg. Yeah. So, pussy pirate Berg. No. Berg is Pre-jar, though.

Yeah, loads of things are Pre-Jar. There's pictures of my face edited onto Berg. I think it belongs. It's free jar. I can't remember it from Jart. I just remember it from Alex always calling me Berg. There was Butberg as well. Maybe there was But Bergerler as well.

Yeah, because it was like a combination. Because a butt burglar actually means an anal rapist, which we discovered very hesitant. We're calling each other Batberg and then one day you like googled it and it was like That's got to go in That's going in

There's no way that's not going in Fuck is what you need I'm going to say no on that That's based on that song isn't it where the lyrics sound like it It's not linked with Jara enough Sorry What's next? Fat Detective from Batman Begins

Ooh I have a solid yes for this one Yeah I'm dropping a yell on that Yeah it's going in That I can confirm was a Jamie invented Johnny It's actually printed out And over there somewhere

Oh yeah So it's going in the jaw On a Wednesday Yes She's saying things are on a Wednesday That's a good job I mean Yes It's too

is too ingrained in joat and not yeah that's fine it's ingrained in you no no i said it a lot as well yeah it's it's a joie it's going in uh absorbing or absorb no not going in uh we have we've talked about the absorb aloft a lot of times yeah but it's just like to put in brackets aloft at the end of absorb absorb a lot absorb a lot absorb right that's what it's called put it in it's just make it's too funny it's a not going great episode time we've all got time it's a good one but it's quite funny but I wouldn't say it's a meme no it's not it was just a really good joke for like an episode or two it's not good you reckon no it's not going in I feel like this if I rip this enough

that's gonna cause controversy rip it it's got a go is it Is it meme, me, meme in the community? Okay, imagine, yes. Put it in there. They love it. Should we put it here? Yes. Should we put it in the maybe part?

Yeah. Now that I actually go on Reddit, I'll see if we see many time we've all got time post. Fear the banana. Hmm. I think yes. Fear the bananas to... We watched too much Orville to not put it in. You know, we've, we've gone too far to let that slip away.

Okay, fear the, fear the bananas going in. I disagree with that because I've literally have no deal with it is. That says a lot. Well, that's your fault. Uh, the only show. Yep. Yeah, it's going on. It's going in.

It's going in. No debate. Roll plays. Yeah, that's going in. Of course it's going in. That has to go in. Uh, being lost. Yes. We need brackets in the forest.

Does it have to be the forest? That's what all the videos were. That's OG jar, that's pre-jar, uh, inter-jar. Being lost is going in. All right, I just read the next one. I can, I can already say no. Pork scratchings. No, not going on.

Wasn't that, like, a comment meme? Yeah, that, that was the jar audience trolling us into trying to make us think there was. It was one person. No, but it became the, there were lots of comments about port scratching because it became a mean I think that it's irrelevant enough that it does belong no yeah I think it belongs no no I don't just because we didn't create it but the community did that doesn't mean it's not the community created it just so we acknowledge it acknowledge it by

putting it in the jar we give them what we what they want we've already given them what they want no because we give them the ultimate I think it's clever what they did because we say so much one person by the way whoever did it it's smart because we say so much dumb shit just saying you know referencing this thing we never did and making us like try to remember like

I think that's clever it's going in I'm not blank I'm James so you saying I'm not something but then saying I'm James that's not a jar mean that's the James mean that's mine but you're in jar

I know I'm in jar but I have a yes for that one I'd have a yes for that one because there's a quite few funny moments that one What would you say, do you? Yeah, of course. Subscribe to PewDie. No. We did say that a lot, though.

We said it a lot. We did subscribe to Diamond Mine Cart and shit. I would say the Diamond Mine Cart would be before this one. I'm ripping it. Especially now that that's just like a meme now, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't want. So we were, we actually invented that one. The Herobrine.

We did summon him that one time. We did summon him. What do you say? This is tough. Is that a harebrain? No, it's a zombie, isn't it? A zombie pig man. I'm actually really torn on the heroin.

I feel like the story with trolling James on Minecraft with the Herobrine thing. And the Cucumber Nick video has Herobrine tied in. It needs to go in, in my opinion. James? What's your vote? No. James? Yes.

I'm yes. It's going in. Baby, maboo. Yeah. Yep. Yep. No, that was an Alex meme, not a jar meme. Shut the fuck up.

It's going in. It's going in. People loved it. I hated it though. Fucking loved it. James's big cock. Definitely. No, that's...

No. Yeah, that goes in, but it's just like, that's pre-jar. That's just James' existence. Yeah, but we're... It's been mentioned many a time. It's going in. It's going in. I still...

There's still never been proven, so... This is one that's... I can't even remember, but apparently is a thing. Yeah. Sam Worthington. Is he the one from Avatar? Yeah. What, have we memed him at some point?

If we've watched Terminator... We did watch Salvation. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember meming him. I don't remember meming him, though. We might have. What happened in Cuba?

So what's the vote? No. I kind of want to say no. He's got kind of a funny name, though. I like him, though. Okay. Am I going to rip this? Yes, rip it.

Rip it. Send it to the... Sorry, sorry, Sam Worthington. It's gone. X Iceman 3X. Has to. It has to go in. That is literally the origin of us all.

I. He.E. Iceman. That's where it begins. That has to go on. Alex's special juice? No. Yes. How have you spelt it? I just spelt it Alex's special juice. No, it's speck. Shal juice. That's how it's fine. I think it gets the point across.

Yeah, it's going in. I have to know the truce. No. Pretty funny. I think it's been said enough. I've never heard it. It's the first time I've heard it. Because you just don't pay attention.

Who here watches every cast when they go live? Me? Me? We are also on all of them, so. Yeah, but I'm on all of them, and I've watched all of them, and I've only heard it once. I have to know the truth. Yeah, it's going in. It's going in.

It just sounds like something argue would say. That's the point. Exactly. Are you an angel? No. I have a yes vote for this one. Are you an angel? Have we even said it on jar much?

Yeah. Okay, put it in then. It's good. Ray William Johnson. No. He's a meme. That includes your favourite Martian. Okay.

No, it's going in. It's going in. Take out Wayne William Johnson and just put your favorite Martian. You reckon? No, that gets the point across. No. Yeah, it's too linked, because. Ray William Johnson is also so fucking embarrassing he needs to go in as well.

Hold on. Okay, so we got a couple more for we're done. This one is a fucking James. Fucking James wasn't on the jarthing. That was an IHE meme. It's never been ever... That sounds about right actually. That was that channel, wasn't it? Yeah, because of my comments on IHE videos. That's a... that is a... I think that's fair. He's literally in the IHE Discord. That's a hate IATI meme. That's not.

Not you are. Okay. Is that three nose? Yep, three nose. Buh. Sorry. Sorry, fucking James. Sorry, James.

Old R&L vids being referenced. Yeah, that's like... Yeah, that goes hand in hand with getting lost. It's going in. Professional comedian and ranta. No. I say it. quite a lot my votes yes for that I'm kind of feeling a no really that's a

no for me let's see that's why mama survives do you want to put it on a maybe no Jim follow the two nose two nose and a yes that's I've got to get rid of it get rid of it okay I'm sorry Wait, no, I changed my mind. What one was that? Professional comedian and mantor. Jim's secret Mexican family. I remember that.

I don't remember it, so it doesn't go in? Well, my vote's for a yes. Yeah, mine's a yes. Oh, you two, we're just going to agree on everything, because you're not in individuals. It's not true. We just literally disagreed on one. No. Uh, the Orville. Yes.

We put in the banana one, right? Fear the banana. Yeah. Yeah, that's going in. So you think it belongs as well as Fear the Banana? Yes. we did talk about it consistently for like weeks and we watched it for weeks and we'll talk about it every time

do you remember the one where um like they have a baby or some shit uh-huh it's fucked up doesn't go in it's going him it's already in uh Seth Macfarlane you can't put him in when we've put every one of his specific

no because then he's family guy he's head so why we put in why we put in Brian's death scene and the two or wheels in because they're separately funny you know but they're set

the only thing that's been brought up about Seth and not his products is me hating Seth yeah which was funny I fucking hate Seth and Farland he's going in James just confirmed it to be a meme it's going in

it's in pussy on the brain that's true yeah No for me Yeah Why is it Don't be a date

It's gone him Uh Bullying James What are your thoughts on that James Oh my fucking I noticed that there's a lot missing A lot of memes We'll talk about that in a second

No James says no Jim It's Ruben's thing anyway It's a whole Wuban thing So yeah, yeah, good of it Jim No No, okay

Would you say yes No It's gone Sorry For an ultimate one Clititosaurus Yeah that's good It's not really

It was just fucking great I don't really want it to be forgotten I feel like it belongs It's too funny With that thumbnail I just think of the fucking picture of it Okay, it's going in Final one that we have here

Episode 50 Yeah Yeah, it's going in It's going in There should be one for 100 as well Those are all of the ones I have Currently So any jarlings out there

If there are any that You're waiting to come up but they didn't okay do you want to hear my one okay are you ready game on that started as a that started as a meme and it's actually turned into jar's official intro that has to go in that's a good point that is very I'm surprised it didn't come up because it was all just a meme and it was it was good afternoon evening like tamed to game on and now it is literally just our thing game on game on is going into the jar yep

next one can we see the jar now I want to see any other emissions oh there are 71 jar memes in the jar jar

it's only to take us like three years as of now two that's not with every one but I'm sure we're missing some um my argy smelling bad

that has to go in literally every cast that's a more recent event but it is a jar meme No about that one No, I think it's got to go in Or so maybe because it's too new Yeah, I reckon

I'll note it down Argy's smelling like shit I'll put Can you think of any, Jim? Yeah, Dysenia I'm gonna say Uh Leave in the comments and go on Reddit Just put it anywhere we might see it

Tweet at us anything You think we might have forgotten Bah. Buh. Bha! Bha! Bha! Did we do it much on Jha?

Because I want to say that we haven't. The Baa thing is a slow evolution from... Spongebop. Mimicking SpongeBob's laugh way back in like... Secondary school or even before. No, primary school. Yeah. Me and my old friend...

Bia yah! Yeah. And James kind... I think James invented Bair. Because he was mocking us. Yeah. Because we would do the Spongebob laugh. James became,

Bing! Yeah, he did. James definitely invented that. And I still do it today. And I perfected it. If today, if we're playing an online game and, you know, there's a way to just piss Reuben off, it says, that was too good. I love that meme.

Bair is great. Bair is a great meme. Nothing's really jumping to mind. No. So, I reckon that's it. I think that's it for now. Minion onesies. Hmm.

That's not like a consistent... It's not consistent, but a lot of the things in that jar is inconsistent. Stop doing an angry Joe and just changing your bloody standards every episode. What about James saying the M word? That has actually became quite mean. because it's literally been brought up in questions saying when James isn't saying the N-word that actually, that's a...

I'm putting it in. Even though I never say it. I never say it. You said it like two minutes before we started. Who put it in Rainbow Sixth chart the other day? You know, I actually didn't. I faked that whole thing. I put nib.

And got reported. James saying that M-word is going in the jar. I don't say it though. That's the thing, but that makes it great. You fucking say it so much. You say it the most out of all of us. When it was the last time I said it besides today? Like a few minutes ago.

Yesterday? No. He definitely said it yesterday. I literally, I only say it to you because it's a meme. Literally, I do it because it's the meme. But James comes from the Congo anyway, so he can get away with it. He's got Congo blood on him. Congolese.

Congolese. Come on, get it right. That's racist, bro. It's my ancestry Anything else? Are we done here? No, there's so much more Like, come on, think

No I'm thinking Yeah, but we can leave it now Leave it a week And then come back See you Jim pulling my socks That's not a meme

Jim's beanie Okay, we're done No, Jim's beanie is definitely a meme We're done I'm retiring the pen, I'm putting the lid on the jar, and it is on. James's Raving Rabbit one. I need to perfect that again, though. Yeah, you need to fix it.

Right, James... That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Okay, then. A nice longer... That was a super long episode. One of the longest ones we've done. It's one of the longest ones in a while.

But thank you for watching this episode of the Jail Media Podcast. Say the M word just before it ends. We hope you have a nice next week and, you know, all goes well in all your lives. So, uh... Thanks, everybody for watching us. We'll catch you next time. Buh! Do you subscribe?