JAR Media Posdact - DINGLE WAND - JARCast Episode 252

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies 00:00 Intro 04:08 Housekeeping 13:55 Is Arcane Lame? 27:59 Our Spotify Wrappeds 46:32 Mid Break 46:43 Beverage Discussion 48:29 James' Opinions on Opinions 50:49 Life after food rotor COLLAPSE 1:00:21 Bob Dylan Wiggled 1:06:31 Lubly Letter 1:09:44 US Has BORING Highways 1:10:44 Who Gets ID'd The Most? 1:13:53 Chris Rock in Fargo 1:14:14 Mothers Love Free Guy 1:16:46 Can Kramer Be Forgiven? 1:20:44 Gaterong 1:25:52 Auto s h * t e & Reddit 1:36:32 Patreon

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the JAR Media podcast, episode 242, brought to you by myself, Jamie. 52. I said 252. You said 242. Did I say 2402? I'll fix it in editing. Where me, myself, Jamie, brought to you by.

me, myself, Jamie, and James in the host chair who should be introducing this podcast but is too paranoid to do so and Alexander here sat directly next to me in the other seat. Who with Sandy? Sandy, the lovely Sandy, the one and only. The juicy tootsie, if you will. Do you want to know what I have written down and the jar document for the title of this episode I don't

something to do with Bob Dylan nothing to do with Bob Dylan although we'll be talking about that wiggle wiggle um I've wrote down dingle wand Dingle wand

W-A-N-D what do you think you're gonna have to explain why you there's a story behind this isn't there um it's actually not that exciting of a story it's just in the jar dock it had the previous episode's name

which was second wind So I changed second to dingle And then changed wind to wand Okay, that's pretty decent I was expecting something to do with Argy To be perfectly honest I need a dingle wand to To clear away his problems

Yeah I was expecting some poo related stories I got plenty of poo related stories If that's where you want to take this cast But we've taken too many casts down the poo put the poo part I don't want us to like go down there again. Do we even intro? I guess we did. Yeah, we had a lovely intro from the man who never intros, so I'm really happy.

I always intro. And speaking of introing, I'd also like to thank the JAR Media patrons for supporting us over on Patreon and making the audio versions on iTunes and Spotify possible, as well as getting a shout-out at the start of every month from us, ourselves. and early videos if you're a debityer if and when we don't have tonsillitis flu

coronavirus or any other life-threatening I'm just going to say pathogen you can hear it a bit in James's voice yeah yeah

you're over the worst of it right so last week in the last cast I looked a bit dead and I was a bit kind of quiet but I was just coming down with like another wave of like that was yeah a new illness it was

it was kind of like a mini version of the actual influenza had like a few we both had a few weeks ago really it was like it was reaching all three of us had at the same time yeah yeah it was reaching those levels and i was thinking no if this is going to hit me again that bad fuck it's over i'll just give up you know like to take its course because it was bad but it passed quickly and i'm i'm fine now we're just sound a little bunged up and i'm a little bunged up but you know alive I'll tell you what's bunged up. It's 11pm we've only just begun the episode. I know. What have we been doing? It's been like hours. We could have recorded 68 jar casts in this time. You know what it's been?

Alex ran away yet again and... Me? Where did I go? I was making a reference to the last episode, two episodes ago when you ran away and you left us... Oh, okay. Twisting in the wind. I went to the maple syrup land. You did?

which um we actually have a question about in housekeeping if you guys don't mind hopping no no clean it away bro clean away the maple shop some of the conversations from the previous episodes and whatnot um G H-A-M-V-S left a comment saying for Alex how much more complicated was travelling to Canada with the current travel rules um I was I actually sent Adam a message the other day like I can't believe the timing

of like how perfectly timed it was like right before like a new variant is like going crazy there's talks of like lockdowns so in a way I feel like I dodged a bullet maybe there's a timeline where like wound up getting trapped in Canada if the timing was all like wrong but um it was definitely like an extra ball lake to go through just customs and everything

in every country and border control in every country where like before COVID what how many documents would you need to get through you'd need your passport that's it is that it

yeah pretty much passport and you can get you fucking fucking would tighten the thing no passport and if you were staying for long enough

it would be like the visa equivalent yeah because like for each country I went into her to fill out some form like to get back into the UK

there was like a UK like passenger entry form or something to get into Canada there was like the arrive can form to go into America I had to fill out some form at the border um got randomly selected to do like a test when coming back into Canada from America that was quite interesting because I guess they're way more stringent in Canada than they are here because like they were like you have to do a test within 24 hours so I was thinking oh how are they going to know like if I even do a test if it's

a home kit like I can just pretend they could fucking test a dog and how are they ever going to know but in Canada they made it so you had to like FaceTime a doctor who watched you do the test and like told you what to do to like guarantee that you are actually doing

it yourself which is a bit different from coming back into the UK where it's like you have to do a test but um you can just lie you can just don't no one has like contacted me to like check up on it where I did get the test and do it. Like, I didn't have to report it. I didn't have to do shit. Like, there was nothing, really.

Yeah, it's almost as if, uh, our government doesn't really care about us. Do you know what I mean? Hmm. And, uh, Pukarif's left another one to round off this topic. As a Canadian, I was just wondering what Alex thought of Canada culture-wise. How does it compare to both the US and Britain? And what were some of the things that surprised you about it? Keep up the good work boys. I'd say in general just like just more politeness

more just more friendly you know that's the thing with British culture is that you forget like how there's not much genuine

feeling I'd say the more north you go it tends to kind of get a bit nicer and friendlier and more well welcoming but the closer you get to London the more like noses up

leave me alone I don't even want to interact with you because like don't you think that's like a nice thing if you're like walking around and you walk past someone it's nicer to be like as opposed to I'm going to look at my feet or something

even a hello yeah it's a nice day to day isn't it oh isn't this coldness just biting it's the cold one at the moment the surface level communication when it's just oh I fucking weather's shit in it

it's too cold don't like it I do enjoy talking about the weather though I think that's the best thing British culture has is talking about weather because there's so rarely anything good to say people connect over joint struggles I remember reading some statistic about

British people where they bring up the weather so much yeah it's like 40% of like all conversations or something here's the thing it's like once you if you take a britain out of britain they're still gonna talk about the weather in that country yeah yeah so wow this is like so the weather's actually good to know it's like that all year yeah yeah yeah yeah because my fucking nan in portugal still does it if she if you talk to her if she won't talk to you for a week she'll always bring up the weather first it's always to do the weather that's the opening conversation it's like been that for fucking years well you met you briefly mentioned this um um um this like language you know kind of small interaction stuff that's been a running theme for the last couple casts and uh will towers left a comment saying i'm doing english language a level in year 13 right now and what you guys are talking about at the start is called phatic language which is language that serves a purely interaction yeah interactional purpose we aren't really asking if the other person is all right we're just affirming conversation and politeness it's pretty annoying but For me, the fact that I know that fatic talk exists for a reason, because something wouldn't really exist in language if we didn't have a need for it, and that it exists in basically every modern language makes it less annoying. So that's, though, you're right? You're right. How you're right? How you do it?

Yeah, not bad. How you doing? I disagree. Yeah, not bad. Because I think there's different, like, cultures, like Mediterranean and Europe. They're so, like, family-focused. I don't think that kind of exists in that kind of sense. But, like, there's no way to avoid surface-level interactions, really.

Of course. But I think it's different per culture. I think it's a cultural thing. To my existing languages, but... My point is that I just want us to be robots. Yeah. I want us to not have... Like, if we've got nothing to say to each other, then let's not interact.

No, at a certain point, we'll have, like, the Google Glass is, like, Halo AI, like, that will talk for us. Our huds will, like, intertwine and be, like... Yeah, we don't have... triple kill yeah triple deal on beans and saying yeah

IDW Chungus left one saying if James was a member of the reservoir dogs his name would be Mr. Pink because it's a clever reference to the fact he has pink eye do I have pink eye this episode

yes do that with your eyes like widen them oh Jesus Christ you got double pink eye. Yeah. Because I'm tired. Mm-hmm. That's what they all say. Okay, my pink eyes are just sweating, boy.

Yeah, don't give it to me. Don't fart on my pillow. Seth X can round off this segment. Smooth brain refers to someone who's stupid, since it's the wrinkles on our brain that gives the cortex much greater surface area. This is useful as it allows far more space for neurons to connect to each other. The cortex is where most of the brain functions that make us human, and not just rely on. on the lizard brain is located. So bigger is better, usually.

Most animals have a smooth brain, whereas animals that are considered more intelligence, such as apes and elephants, also have wrinkly brains. Where did this pop up? The gym was like, what's the smooth brain? I was not like what's a smooth brain was. Well, I know what it means,

but I mean, what does it mean? Now you know. Now you know the truth. I don't think Jamie knows what you already knew. what no a smooth yeah yeah

no so but neurons surface area yeah you know the lizard brain thing I didn't realize like the lizard brain thing is actually like scientists refer to it

the lizards have brains that are smooth I guess what if this comment but but even if they have a small brain and it's wrinkled they still got a smaller brain

do you see what I'm saying So you're saying they've got big brains that's smooth? No, we have big brains. That aren't smooth? Yeah, we got very wrinkly brains. So what's an animal with a big brain that's smooth? Yeah. Hippo, surely.

I feel like Pei's got a smooth brain. Yeah, that's the question that should be asked. James is asking the right questions. Man. I hope we need to experiment if I can see what you can. Yeah, let's look at a hippo brain. I'm terrified of hippos. hippos are the scariest

hippos are fucking deadly no we were talking about what you mean why are you laughing no because you're right yeah they actually they kill more people than lions by like a fucking huge margin because people think they look cute

and they're like oh they're harmless funny hippo big head and then it fucking crushes you and it fucking just destroys you they're like really aggressive yeah and they're like skull they've got smooth brains

whereas lions with the wrinkly brains I bet there is like a hippo expert that listens to jar so we can get like the comment That's actually Hippos have brains The hippos are much more intelligent Than humans

In many ways Their brains are much more wrinkled They got like a Grand Canyon Kind of winkly burn Grand wrinkle I don't know if you guys Have anything prepared In terms of topics

But I've got a couple here Got a couple goodies Um I know James has been watching a bit of arcane I want to throw it out there I haven't really talked about

this kind of stuff we haven't done at what we've been checking out lately it's been mental there's just constantly stuff coming out right there's always I don't know I just

there was a point where I could keep up with it but I feel like there's just so much shit coming out with all these streaming services and like Disney Plus and Netflix and fucking all of it HBO man I can't

I can't keep up but everyone's talking about arcane which is like a Netflix show set in the League of Legends universe yeah um

so for me I'm like not interested top level but it's just so many people recommending it so many people talking about it I'm like I guess I've got to check this out

so I've seen two episodes um And I was kind of asking you earlier, like, is there a point where it kind of ramps up or there's like a more greater story hook or something? Because I think it's good what I've seen, but I'm not quite sold on it based on the way people are talking about it. But I don't know if it's one of those, man, by the time you get to episode blank, shit's going to get you. Because you've seen a few more than me. Yeah, I'm like on episode five, I think.

it starts to kick off like post three because that's when it's it jumps in time a bit and it's more like you know I don't know how to explain it just it kicks off from three onwards I've not got super far into that period yet because I just haven't had the time

but I've enjoyed it so far I think the animation is beautiful like the animation is like 10 out 10 like I was saying it's on level to a spiderverse in terms of how I've actually generally really great it is um i like it i don't like league of legends i think it's shit because it is like if all the shows you wouldn't have think legal legends would get like a

a really high budget animated you know series and it's like isn't i don't want to i don't want end like to play the game it doesn't make me all to play the game but but i do like the characters in it um yeah it seems to work standalone even you know i think that's that fact. Yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to, like, tie in with the games at all, really. For me, I'm not, I'm not immediately, like, hooked by the world building. I don't care that much about kind of steampunk stuff.

It was getting very kind of, like, Final Fantasy-ish or something. There was, like, this Mughal creature that, like, showed up. I don't know anything about League of Legends. It was, like, this little diby thing with, like, a beard and, like, cat ears. You know what I'm talking about? yeah i know i know i'm so i was like yeah i need some like more comments to like encourage me to see like

my whole desire and reason to watch it in the first place was just because the animation like i can slog through some shit as long as the animation's nice because i'd heard the like spider verse comparisons and it was one of the things that made me want to go into it but the thing about spider verse is like i'm already partial to spider man yeah they got to do way more work for me to care about this universe so is there any chance you would check it out in

I've been so hurt and uh traumatized from the League of Legends YouTube Adverts all those I'd forgotten about you know it's unbelievable how much it would take for me to actually step into arcane they they are the worst adverts I've ever seen there you have not seen the battle 2042 one I have what about like the hypersexual like um rage shadow legends adverts and stuff

they're like really weird no the YouTube the advertisements for games at the moment are fucking awful yeah they're so bad all these shit mobile games that are flood in the market they get in the worst fucking ads possible hmm

but there there was something special about the awful streak of League of Legends adverts. Yeah, I'd actually completely forgotten. They were particularly... Yeah, they've actively made me want to avoid that game and the universe it's associated with. They've made me want to avoid that at all costs.

I'm not interested in what they got to show. Yeah, I disagree, but in a way that's kind of disrespectful to the studio and all the people who ran them made this, because it's just like, they've just been given the IP and they've worked fucking magic with it that's what I kept thinking I was like man I would love this kind of dedication to like a video game I care about

with like a universe I care about you should watch it because I haven't I haven't written it off yet no but you should keep going you should watch it because it shows fucking Netflix that adult focus

fucking animation is actually people want to watch that's the thing Like Spiderverse has kind of opened that door Where it's everyone appreciates that movie And it's animated And there is that whole like Animations of a baby shit only But like I'd much prefer to spend my time watching

Like I have been Cowboy Bebob What you mean then the live action one Ha ha ha ha ha ha Nah the original I can use my time Watching animation Of something I have actually like

you know instead of this like it's just fuck League of Legends yeah no I didn't realize you were so anti-LOL who isn't League of Legends is an unbelievably

toxic game and that's his whole What is it about it then because like the gamers that's always been the meme yeah it's like no one no one that plays LOL enjoys LOL

Isn't that like donkey's history? Yeah, it was like a league of legend. And he got banned. He got banned. He got fucked. He got permanently banned for making content that brought people to the game. Because they were like, fuck you.

Because they're really toxic. Yeah, because he actually like criticized it or something. Yeah. White Games. Shit. Yeah, so they banned him. Lame. But yeah, people are enjoying the show.

Yeah, I think it's successful because art, Twitter and whatnot, fucking went mental. That's how I knew about it. It's just like, because I saw, I saw the pop-up on my Netflix. Arcane's now on Netflix. And I was like, well, the fuck's that. Yeah.

And I saw, like, the post, it was like, that's a League of Legends character. That's Jinks. What the fuck? And then it was like, then, like, day later, fucking Twitter fucking exploded. Everywhere was just arcane.

You're saying about these action scenes, which has me intrigued. Because from what I've seen, there hasn't been anything, like, crazy impressive. Because it's like, because it's just them as young. It's like the foundation.

of their like... Yeah, it seemed like a lot of build-up set up, which I'm not against. So then when you jump to the one time, it's this, they're basically the League of Legends characters, basically. And Jinks, who's the powder, they just do some pretty neat

stuff with her animation in some of the fights. Okay. Because I genuinely, I know nothing. I couldn't know less about League of Legends. I don't know anything. I don't think you need to. Yeah, I'm going to keep it that way. I don't...

What you need to know about the characters is shown in like the first two episodes. I'd rather just know from the show as opposed to going into like, let's go into the game wiki and like watch like stuff about the game. I don't really care. I think it's pretty clear that you don't need to ever know anything about League of Legends and still enjoy this.

It's its own separate thing. It's just a lull franchise thing. Yeah. But it's what I've been saying about video game adaptations, man. They're popping off. It's the next wave of content. This is the thing though. The fact that it

is a League of Legends thing like if I if this was just a new thing I'd dip in but the fact that it's actually putting you off that it's yeah I don't want to get invested because I know what I never want to get invested in League of Legends

because if I do get invested in the show I'll want to invest in the game and the game shit yeah I don't want to invest in the game yeah I don't either is there like a video game you would want to explored in like a similar Format

Team Fortress 2 Hmm There is a Halo show coming out It's like a Yeah it's on showtime It's Again

I don't know I just I don't want to It seems like too late And the same with like Team Fortress Where there would have been Like a perfect time

For that No but sure There's no This isn't the perfect time For League of Legends Well yeah Yeah you're right That period passed

Like four years ago Yeah Yeah Yeah So I suppose if you just Make it good enough like they've tried a halo anime didn't work

what a halo legends is awesome man it's like what's next thing if they're gonna start adapting loads of games what what could they do we got the Mario movie coming we've got uncharted movie

that it's in new ones ones we haven't seen yet the problem is a lot of the time it's just kind of an inherently bad idea because like they talk I saw something about that they're working on I think a mass effect TV show

something and it's like... I thought it was a movie. Yeah, you might be a movie. I would, I would rule out nothing. And if it's live action, we shouldn't even talk about it. Nothing can be, no game or movie or anime can be adapted to live action. If they want to adapt these games, it's got to be animation. I would argue if it's a game and you want to adapt it, then don't. Yes, but that's not the hypothetical situation we're talking about. I feel like you have to take a certain approach. If you're just trying to like, adapt one to one the story of Bioshock

lame misses the point like it's dumb but I don't mind the idea of like exploring the universe like the world building somehow

yeah yeah you know it's like cool a lot of video games have really cool settings really cool environments really cool like lore and backstories and stuff

which has loads of room to improve what already exists instead of trying to retell like what this Uncharted movie looks like it's doing where it's like set pieces from Uncharted 3 that's lame to me it's like what shit but the thing

is if your video game is designed around making like a movie but a video game and then you turn that into a movie it's a derivative of a derivative that's already been said though even we've said that if it just doesn't want there's that HBO like last of a show that's coming

out the timing seems weird for a lot of these where it's like now we're getting a Halo show now you're doing The Last of Us now you're doing Uncharted have they? Yeah they sold it with Halo 4 you got the code of the limited special edition

Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh right yeah those were pretty bad Dawnfall, Hammerfall fucking Halo nightfall or something Yeah where Locke got like stranded on a planet with like Hunter eels Oh no that was a different one There's been so fucking many

There was like a YouTube series for the Halo and then for Halo 5 there was that Nightfall Lock thing which both were really bad. No, because they had the one it came with Halo 4 and you could only redeem it from Halo inside. That was the one where it's like Lasky's backstory. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't killed. Yeah, I never

redeemed it. I never even watched it. They just... You can't adapt Halo. Halo's not saying you can adapt. There was there was like a chance where they could have done that where like Peter Jackson was involved with that whole wetter workshop

up and um uh what's the district nine guy called again you know the director he was like gonna direct the movie and he'd done like a bunch of like pre-production for it look really weird and kind of interesting and it eventually became district nine um and he did all those like ads for like odist and shit and it was kind of a cool style with all the handheld stuff and that worked that was cool and like ahead of its time kind of advertising but they kind of missed their chance to really go in on it. Yeah, I don't know. I think you're right about the animation thing, though.

It does, it does fit a lot more. It's like, similar to how I feel about superhero shit, too, where it's like, yeah, yeah. This animation just fits so well and you have so much freedom with it.

And you can make it, like, way more accurate and include, like, voice actors from the original stuff. You don't have to have the whole Tom Holland is now Nathan Drake, like, bullshit. I check out Arcadeus sort of I'm going to say Gaming Yeah let us know what you think of Arcane in the comments

I'm curious what people think We've gone further than me Again I've only seen two episodes or so Hmm Do we want us talk about Hello Infinite or Spotify Rapped Or YouTube removing dislikes Do we need to talk about Halo Infinite?

I suppose we can save it for its own Yeah I feel like I got way too much to say How can you have more to say We've made like free for a podcast of Halo I've got so much to say about Halo Infinite I don't it's shit It's not It's a lot more complicated

Hmm Spotify rap though Not much to say on that one We listen to music this year Do we actually have a Spotify rap? I got all mine. General statistics. We're those cringy people where people,

kind of people have no personalities posts on their like Instagram or Twitter. Like, oh, it's a time of year when nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped. No, you just don't have a personality. What's wrong with it? It's like everyone's sharing their music. Yeah, it's actually, it's really nice to talk about. Yeah, it's nice. It's actually interesting.

It's like a cool idea. There's some cringy shit in the presentation where it's like... Hmm. This is your theme song. Yeah, it's fucking cringe. Let's do a segment on our Spotify rap then. Let's start with our, uh, our, like, minutes listened. Because Jim's just got a ridiculous amount of minutes.

What's your minutes? Okay, my minutes is 78,636 minutes. my minutes is 39,564 10,003 and I'm going to say I enjoyed those 10,000 more than you enjoyed your 70 how did you actually get it to that number because I feel like I always have music playing

everything he does is with music in the background you play games Jamie has music in the background I don't think you're really consuming the music in that type of way because all of my There's a familiarity built with hearing something just all the time because the thing is

the majority I want to jump straight into my top songs because it's illuminating like to this exact point you're highlighting James number one is Corso by Tyler the Creator

number two is Earthquake by Tyler the Creator number three is I think by Tyler the Creator number three is I think by Tyler the creator. Number four is Igor's theme by Tyler the creator. Number five is New Magic One by Tyler the creator. So he just rinsed the album.

Just because I've had this this shit just on repeat since 2020 It's comfort. It is comfort and there's this familiarity that this comfort with just hearing that sound. It's an actual fact.

It's the way humans are. We become comfortable when we'll be experiencing something so that becomes the go-to because there's comfort there so I understand that yeah so that does make sense why you've just racked up the hour the minutes hours every time I take a shower

speaker on music every time you go to McDonald's every time I go to McDonald's driving you guys I'm listening to like that album or the other type of the creator album yeah yeah I suppose I break it

up with like i listen to a ton of like podcasts and youtube stuff on the go but something i i've always been weird about is uh like attaching myself to an artist because like going through the whole discovery when i when i first got uh spotify it was pink floyd i wanted to just listen through all of their stuff yeah yeah and then and you get sick of it and you find a new one yeah but i'd also read up on what the lyrics meant and what the album was about, blah, blah, blah.

So, like, you do feel this sort of, like, personal attachment. Yeah. Yeah, I have a similar thing where, like, it's less with albums and more with songs where there'll be, like, a particular song or an album in an album where it's like, oh, that's my one. And then it's just, just repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat.

I almost use music as like a a memory thing a memory like storage because I can I can put like I'll go through my top songs I guess because my number one is fancy clown

some mad villain which I think I was just listening to so much and um it's genuine the perfect song. Yeah, it's like a short song. I feel like I've complained about

songs that are too short, but even though it's like two minutes just about, it works, it's perfect for what you want from that. But yeah, that was my top played 164 times I played Fancy Clown.

What was your, go on your, like, most played one because yours is way higher. Earthquake, didn't you? You played No, it was it, it was Corso, sorry Uh Hang on, give me a sec Yeah

I listened to Corso 245 times Yeah, nearly a hundred times more Than my most Rinsed Like single or whatever But it was one of those songs Where like I would listen to it And then when it was reached in the end

I'd restart it Well yeah, I just used the repeat one song thing when I find one so then just because it just repeats I just and I can't get enough I want to like know a song inside and out I want to know every single yeah yeah I want to know yeah it is like a weird memory thing for me so then if I like listen to like there was a Thundercat album I was obsessed with in 2020 so when I listen to it like takes me right back to everything and it helps me remember the whole timeline so my whole Spotify library's become that it's almost like has multiple purposes for me i find it like i i i i don't

listen to music like that like my my minutes is so low because it's just like if i'm listening to music that's it you're listening to music i'm not it's like at work who gives a shit about work the thing i want to do is music you know so i have headphones on i'm just fucking vibing or it's on the way home i'm fucking vibing so So I have, my minutes is low, but every minute of that is like, I'm listening. You know, I'm fucking dancing away. I'm fucking chilling with it. And it's like my top played song is bald by JPEG, Peggy.

And I only listen to that 33 times. So that's nothing. But then it's just like all of my top songs were, they were all being consistent because I'm just repeating them like on a day. My top songs were bald by Peggy, uh, hate you by, Peggy and Health then Selfish High Hills Which is a Japanese

Like Pop song Blue Bird Drum and Bass by Makoto And Disciplined by Nine Inch Nels Because it's been the fourth year In a way where nine inch Nels is number one It's always in your rotation

Yeah Because there's just so much there There's such a A huge difference in every album You just get addicted to one type of One of his albums then it's just like You fancy another and it's like a whole new experience. Varied beats production.

Yeah. So it's always on rotation. And number two was Peggy. And then number three was won the jewels. Always, always in the top five. They were constant as well. And then Hirouki Suwano, which is the person who produced the attack on Tyrant's soundtrack. Because that's a really good soundtrack.

And then Nass, Nars. So is that your top artists? Yes. And Nars is the only. one where it's like I found him and his foot illmatic and it was just

it's gonna end repeating it I was fucking obsessed of it because it's the best album I've ever listened to it's one of the best albums ever made it's the greatest album ever and there's no argument against that I don't think and I try to get you guys to listen

to it and I don't know if you did because it's just proper old school hip-hop and rap yeah the thing is when like with me when I was so obsessed with these two tile of the creator albums when someone says

listen to X album it's like I'm going to try but I'm going to fall back to the thing that I'm like comfortable yeah I do the same thing I already know that I'm just addicted to but you should listen to a romantic yeah because it's just

and from what I've heard it is incredibly good yeah it's fucking incredible it's like I would just get to work listen to it listen to it again play the album three times then the next day it's just fucking doing it all over again. That's like the only time I've had like your way of listening to music. Yeah, that's exactly how I felt with The Eagle. Not actually, I got into Tyler Created this year.

He might not have been there, but because you'd listen to him in the carth, I just picked up all of the songs. So I already liked them, and I haven't even actually listened to him for myself. Yeah, yeah, I'm in the same position. So, yeah, I did listen to Igor, the new one. I don't actually know the name of his albums, but... Call me if you get lost. Call me if you get Ross was a Spotify ad

Which is what reminded me to be like Oh this is on Jamie's listening to I should listen to it And there was that one that Um I weirdly attached myself to it Yeah because a Mary galaxy Because it sounds like a Mary Galaxy

Yeah that was a song where I didn't realise I liked it As much as I did Until you messaged me saying This is the song that like Because I found it In your car it like

yeah it struck it struck me and not just because it reminded me of Mary Galaxy but it is a particularly good song yeah it's like really catchy um

my whole like Spotify wrapped it's like really fucked up because um I have like what I call my work playlist so whenever I'm doing anything work-related on my PC, I have the work playlist playing, which is just loads of instrumentals.

So, like, I posted on Twitter, like, my screenshot. I guess some people thought it was, like, edited and stuff. But, like, my number five genre was Minecraft. That isn't a genre. No, it's not. Because number one was already soundtrack because of that playlist. and surely that's included Yeah, it should be

But yeah, it's listed as its own thing Which is kind of funny I don't actually know if I'd know mine That the cringy little comments they did Your top music modes are happy and chill Yeah, mine was the same It's like not when I'm listening to... Your audio aura

Mine are happy and chill Yeah, it had shit, it was saying shit Like, while everyone else was trying to learn what an NFT is You were listening to. No, that was just like for everything. It's actually, it's just fucking cringe. Why do they do it?

Yeah. They should just do the, boom, there's, it's just that. Boom. Yeah. Are they trying to be like, hashtag relatable? Yeah. Shareable? I don't know.

Do you have how many artists you listen to saved? No. That was that one. You seem to have different metrics than I got. I don't remember that. I didn't have that. Oh, no, no, I did have that one. I just didn't screenshot it.

Was it lots and lots? Well, I'm just intrigued. I don't know if it's lots and lots unless you guys heard lots and lots. I think I listened to 634. You think? That's an incredibly specific number. That's what I think I've seen. I can't remember.

Okay, name all of them then. Or won the jewels. I'll see if I can find mine. I'm not... It should be the 11th thing. The 11th? Yeah. Okay, so it's quite far in then.

It's annoying the way they have all this whole, like, animation bullshit. It should be this one. You listen to 465 different artists. Way, I beat you. Okay, so that 600 figure is actually correct, then. If I remembered it, and if it's that high for you, it's probably the 600 figure for me. Why?

Because I remembered it. You can't prove it. Go on it now and prove it. No, because I'm not logged in on Spotify. Well, then you, it might as well be one. For fuck sake, Jamie. Now we're just wasting time. Okay, here's my little quincey Spotify worked.

Why does it... Just fuck off. Okay. Um, action. If 2021 were a film, you were the main character. Skip that shit. Yeah, skip that bullshit. Yeah.

My favourite podcast, by the way, was Jal Media Nice See, mine was as well It's like the cringy Oh, the opening credits theme to your movie It's just a nin song What an awful movie that would be You mean an awesome movie

Quinge Movie How did you skip these animations? You can't You can't, you just got to watch them You're full I do like Spotify rap though Yeah, no, it's the best part of the year

Yeah, it's the best part of the year Yeah, it's, it's genuinely the happiest I become. It's the highlight of my year. Yeah. I never know it's going to hit me until I get it in the group chat and you goes like, oh, yeah, and I'm like,

James, how many minutes did you listen? And you're like, I'll listen for six minutes. Open the other one. Ooh, I'm entering warped, in multi-dimensional mode. Do you think, like, other social medias should do it? No. Here's your Facebook.

fucking posts you loved they might actually do they do yeah I don't use Facebook so I listen to 51 different genres this year they probably do do that don't they how many artists did you listen to you somehow sound actually soundtracks on

there but that makes sense attack on titan co wee my gosh oh why it's like the two truths and a lie I don't want a fucking quiz I'm only Yeah, I'm trying to, I'm getting past that. Oh my god, my podcast is the smart

servant because it's in the daily drive. So that's like the fucking one I, oh shit. I'm not even representing Jarm Media, am I? Buh. I can lose you. Um, your top podcasts, all the daily drive ones. Oh, I listened to 396 different artists. 300.

Dang. wee okay that means I'm less racist than both of you I listen to I listen to 6601 minutes of 9 inch nails alone that makes you incredibly

racist mm yeah 9 11 Jesus 34 Any other Spotify moments

Will we go to the mid break Yeah My music taste Is more superior And Yet every song is from the same person That's not a superior That means

That means No That is one thing About Spotify rap that I fucking hate What Well it's like People are like Oh my Spotify rap

it's shit. Yeah. They've got no personality. Loses. No, no, no. The opposite. It's like, fuck you if you think because you listen to X, Y, and Z, your, your opinion is lesser or whatever.

It's like, you know what? It's fine if you just listen to two episodes of the Joe Rogan experience on repeat. No, I'd say that's not fine. It depends on the episodes. Just that you're on. If they're the Joey, if they're the Joey Diaz ones, I understand. If it's the Kanye one. on repeat

it's fine no that's no that's that's how you have a mental breakdown they were the Joey Diaz ones you'd have a fucking great life you'd be funny you'd be so happy no but do you know what I mean there it's like yeah people just get so fucking gay about it

grey yeah grey about it they get so fucking that's the thing it's a whole grey area music is a grey area yeah it's open for our own expression and if you aren't ready to express yourself you are simply quinge. The reason the music

resonated with me is different to why your music resonated with you or your music resonated with me. So you're telling me if you see someone where all of their most played tracks, a certified lover boy hits. No, that means they're a fucking shit head and they need to pay. They should just get with a

fucking Spotify because they clearly are not using it to its advantage if they're listening to Drake. Yeah, if you're paying to Spotify and you're only listening to certified lover boy, you deserve to not have money. Or Spotify. Or freedom. Yeah. Yeah, freedom should not be yours.

Because you're clearly not trustworthy enough for it. Yeah. You're going to do some of freedom. Yeah. Yeah. You'll give them freedom and this is what you do. I just realized something Sandy can do. Yeah.

Yeah, but how much of the lad population of England have all got certified lover boy in the number one? I hope maybe next year's one because it came out pretty late. Yeah, true. No, I think a lot of them. Donder, though, good album. No, the lads aren't listening to Donda though. Yeah, exactly. because the fucking chads are listening to dunder

the sigmas are listening to dundah we'll see you after these messages I'm already partner me are we have shirts for sale send the description below welcome to the second half of the curse we answer questions from the jar media community Head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit

If you'll just ask us what You feel like But before we do that we forgot to say what we're drinking I'm drinking some water today Some water Because I've got Make a sip Mmm yummy

Oh we're drinking water ASMR Oh he's going in Oh he's going in Ah Oh Jesus Mega gulp I'm drinking

a Maker's Mark Wait Say that again It's Kentucky Straight Bourbon It's Maker's Mark It's a

Really nice We all like it Which is a surprise Because we do not We do a pirate voice Alex Usha Maker's Mark No for mine

Because I'm drinking You're Degman's Fanger Yeah Thank you And some Pepsi Max Yeah Say Pepsi Max in a pirate

Pepsi Max in a pirate Pepsi Max What did he do James Do you more pirate voice No Say like X marks the spot

Mehartties X marks the spot me hearties That's not bad Yeah it was It was on a gradient It was going up You're not gonna do one Sandy marks the spot

Ex-Marketh the spot me, hearty. That was cool. Thank you. That was cool. I'm fucking so, so impressed at the moment. Yeah. Tellio Arid Outsu is going to start us off. For James, from your perspective, what is the worst opinion slash take that you've heard from Alex, Jamie or Ruben?

To narrow it down, what is the worst food opinion any of them is expressed to you? I can't think of any food related ones Because I think Okay Remove food then What comes to your mind And you think worst take Just the worstest take

There is none I generally can't think of a single one Really? Yeah I feel like there's bound to be something That's gotten under your skin No Alex's egg With ketchup

Yeah that's the only one but that's only insulted me in the last week because that's when I've known about it I'm not really sure Yeah briefly bringing that up Yeah From what I've seen

There's been way more people on the side of me and James Yeah Saying that it is bad To have ketchup with egg Fried egg At the very least Than the opposite Um

I guess I was kind of defending That I don't really have ketchup because I like spicy sauces But I was defending the kind of concept of having a sauce on a fried egg and not finding that weird at all. Maybe like mayonnaise on

on a fried egg would be weird, right? But that's like egg on egg? Egg on egg, yeah. Yeah. But ketchup on egg? Matt. We've gone over the ketchup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You definitely don't need to reach out there. But I just, I don't think there's any, like, I would say

my most controversial opinion would, of yours would be like your the fact that you like beans but we proved today the beans are really nice I like beans so I can't I can't bring that up whatever than that

kidney beans very nice very yummy so nourishing yeah very nice re-fried beautiful I haven't got to the refried stage next week you'll get that you'll be having refried

you'll be having refried and you'll be loving every minute every second well I hope I've got my faith I've put my faith in your wee free I'd been. Mm-hmm.

Well, on a similar note, R-slash JAR Media says, since Alex the oppressor was gone for a little while, how did Jamie and James handle the food situation during Jaya recording days? Also, how's life been in general since the collapse of the dreaded food rotor? Thanks, Minions, game.

Since the collapse of the food rotor, it's actually been really fucking easy. We've been super civilized about it. No, this upsets me because it feels, from my perspective, perspective as though you want to demonstrate a point by intentionally not not putting up any barriers any barriers when we're deciding on what we're going to eat you're just like hey guys I'm totally cool with whatever you guys want to eat see you later that'll be your message

in the group chat. No, it's been my message for the three weeks straight. Whereas when the rotor was in place, you would say, nah, I don't want whatever you want. Yeah, no.

What's changed? You want this? Oh. What's changed your worldview on the rotor? No, it's because he wants to act as if him breaking down this brilliant social system,

this societal construct, of us that we had in place and he was the only person that had a problem with it now that it's crumbled he wants to show the fact that it's crumbled has made things easier

where in fact it's only easier because now he's the one that isn't putting up the roadblocks it has been easier because you are deciding that because the only issue was me

the only issue was me let's just admit I was the entire fucking problem from day one yes I completely know this what has shifted your tune what has done this

what's done this is that I'm actually just happier in life and there's been a change in me since in the last month where I'm just like I'm just going to live I'm confident in myself and I just don't care and it's just like

why does it matter if you only eat that food I'll just eat it too what's the problem of that I ate fucking I ate enchiladas of beans in today I've never done that before

previously then what was an enchilada to you chicken chicken and nothing else just chicken in a fucking tomato juice yeah that's it and that's that

because that's how my mum does it and it's just like I just eat it because that's like how this is more. You've been missing out on the true. Yeah, no, it's, it's just like, it's what we've talked about in our episode. Is that this change. That was our

point, that's the change that's happened. But thinking back to that episode, where it was, food was up to just you and me. Yeah. Yeah, what did you do? Jamie just, I, I, I, I, no, I said, no, opinion from James whatsoever, I ordered food.

No, I did, I did, I did, that what I've done, the last two weeks is what I've done then. done the ice same thing every Friday three weeks in a while. But what about when you want something? I disagree with that. It was less. It was I'm not even going to ask James. I'm going to order something

and that's the end of it. Because I know what James likes and I ordered something for James. I ordered something for myself. And it worked. And it worked. Domino's. Yeah. And I ordered the perfect pizza for James. I ordered some weird fucking Christmas

bullshit for me because I want to to try it and that was that it worked it just worked it just worked we had no issues and we've never we watched a beautiful movie and had a romantic night and that was the end of it it's not we've not had any problems and I think going well the only problem

we had was that Alex left and you screamed at me for not understanding the technology side of things that's different that's not it's like you've already we've already decided next week's meal because you said you're getting you want nachos we're just going to have nachos

and I'm not going to I'm not going to complain or fight that the week. Wasn't there a cast where the nachos we made was the thumbnail? Yeah, and James fucking kicked up a whole thing about it. I did. I had to have my own portion that didn't have all the flavor. Yeah, we had to make your own little dish. Yeah.

For this time, it's not, I will just eat. If you make it, I'll eat it. I don't care. And your mind's going to be blown. I'm just, I'm at that point. I'm more confident and I'm happier in life. So why would I make myself miserable by fighting? the food. It's genuinely one of the joys, just

experiencing, like, weird food and weird flavors, like. Yeah, but that's the thing. It's just like, because my, my family is just, it's British brown, you know? It's, it's the stereotype that everyone around the world makes fun of my family. So, like, growing up, that's what I'd eat. So I wouldn't have all these nice experiences, and, you know, opening your palate, it's like, you don't want to open your palate because you're not comfortable because you want to be you want to eat what you're just like music yeah it's like anything if you're not certain on something yeah then you're gonna think all these but once the floodgates are open man exactly it's done and

it's like within the last year is when i started eating hot foods that i think i think truly the floodgates were open when you bought some hot sauce yeah you had three two or three different some local hot sauce yeah some really yeah and you had like three different types and you'd eat them with everything and then it was just like I need more. Yeah. And then we got to a state now where I'm just like egg, I'll just order egg, we'll go to get coffee money, boom, I have some poached eggs.

Never used to do that before. I was just, just, just eating foods now because I just don't, it's like, I'm an adult. I can't. Eggs are fucking, no, eggs are the best food. You can eat some fucking eggs. I never used to, I used to hate eggs because my parents never forced me to eat them. But eggs is never forced to eat an egg.

Yeah, I just thought they were yummy. Yeah, I just loved everything. With the soldiers, you know, dipping them in. I'd have the soldiers about the egg. You'd have toast, then. But they would cut up like the shot of soldiers. Uh-huh. Because it's just like, as a kid, I thought eggs looked a bit gross.

I'd be like, that looks gross, so I wouldn't get them. And reality is they're the fucking nicest food in the world. Eggs. I fucking love eggs. I wouldn't say they're the nicest, but they're the most best. They are one of the most best. They're the nicest. And you know, another changes?

Yeah. We haven't gone to Casper's in two years. Fucking hell. That's the change. Holy shit. Yeah, COVID fucking saved us. Yeah, the one positive from all that. So we haven't gone back to that fucking hellhole.

I kind of want to go back. Yeah, I miss it. Fuck me, there's a void inside that it just cannot be. strawberry waffle or something? A brownie waffle? ...conclusive plays of course by Tyler the Creator. Nothing fills that void like a fucking chocolate

brownie waffle from... No, I really... I'd fucking destroy one of their waffles. I would. I totally would. That brownie waffle? It's fucking so good. Yeah.

But then you go there and it's like, I haven't been in a while, so I kind of want the cookie, though. You can't, you can't get two things in Casper's because it's a bad time. You can. I would often get the waffle and the milkshake. A drink to wash the waffle down.

Fuck, we... No, it's the same... Jesus Christ. I don't want to go there. We got to drive to Swindon. I can fucking... That's Swindon centre as well. Miserable.

Beautiful place. I googled Swindon the other day and it... And like, Google was like, oh, it's one of the safest places in the world. Yeah. Like, in Wiltshire, it's apparently the safest town. Or something done the shit We've

Caron's not had a good spree the last few years True We've been We've had some shit going on here Chippenums always gets shit going on Because Chippenum's shit Much like Swindon It's like the

The radiation from Swindon It's not like Street dangerous though It's not like Chippinum is Chippin'em is pretty fucking bad Chippers Yeah chippers

I never feel threatened It's because we're only driving to my Donald. Yeah, true. It's also our home. We're familiar with it. We've grown up around this maelstrom. It's our ends. It's our ends. You got trope bitch.

We don't talk about trope bitch. That is the scary place. I feel like it was way rougher though, like a few decades ago. No, no, chippin's rougher now. Maybe chippers. Nah. Now, back when you were going around

smacking people with your cap That was rough That was rough, it fucking hurt, man Anyway, let's move on to another question Speaking of rough, a Zimmer fan 1997 has a good one Hey up mingers, couldn't help but respond to Alex pondering if Bob Dylan has any

song's equivalent to Bowie's The Laughing Gnome I'm a massive fan of Mr Bobby Zimmerman after all The answer is no Not just one song He has lots Probably an album worth With the amount of material He's released in the last 60 years

God damn he's odd Although there's a few that spring to mind I think a good choice would be Wiggle Wiggle A terrible and memed song amongst fans Or delinquents They like to call themselves The album It's Off

1990s Under the Red Sky Is practically an album of garbage The album itself Has big cameos on it like Elton John and George Harrison, who effectively turned up to make nursery songs for Bob's kids. Lyrics include, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like Satan, and silk wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a pail of milk, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, rattle, and shake, wiggle, like a big fat snake. So I guess you have to make cringe to be based. Anyway, this brings up my question, what song album do you hate by an artist you love?

Cheers, you cheeky little smilers. Also by Tyler the Creator. P.S., you can find a recording of Bob singing the nursery rhyme, this old man out there, which I would enjoy simply because it exists. I played you guys wiggle-wiggle, because I went down the rabbit hole of weird Bob Dylan songs. Yes. Wiggle, wiggle.

It's very, very bad. in fact I think it's worse than the laughing gnome The thing The laughing gnome Like high-pitched laughing thing Yeah I can't with that

Whereas I feel like It's just two minutes of him saying Wiggle like 60 times I can deal with that Because Wiggle is also a good word But The thing with David Bowie is that Like he's always been

Fucking weird Ha ha ha but like he did the labyrinth and shit you know got my baby yeah whereas Bob Dylan has been like yeah yeah fuck yeah

you're chatting the real train coming yeah and talking about hurricane these metaphors these like deep metaphors and all this social deconstruction so ahead of his time and it's like wiggle wiggle then he gets the 90s oh fuck this shit

wiggle wiggle yeah the 90s fucking killed art for 20 years 20 fucking years art was dead because the 90s fucked it and killed it. No not true name one 90s name one amazing Bob Dylan

song that isn't wiggle wiggle from the 90s see the 90s just fucked the world No, but do you appreciate the You have to make cringe That's the interesting thing though Because Bob Dylan had so much

Based shit Before he was cringe But this proves that you have to have cringe Whether it Whether you're based before you have cringe Or whether you're cringe before you're based It doesn't matter It all ties to the cringe

The cringe is the vital part If you're based now It's both But is it would you say it's worth it to put your cringe out there if only like 5% of it was like golden goose shit Hmm

Does that make it worth it in the end? Yes Because I would say yes Yeah I would say yes I would say yes You only get a few wiggle wiggles Wiggles in your lifetime you know Yeah

To be fair If my most based was Wiggle Wiggle Then I'd be proud Yeah If my most based Was fucking David Bowie's Laughing gnome I'd be proud of myself

The fact that his cringe is more base Than my based will ever be Is Is proof of how based he is Because his cringe is more base than my base But the thing is, we've had cringe Yeah, of course We've, our cringe is out there

So where does that put us? In the process Are we like in our wiggle wiggle era? No, no, we're like in our wiggle-wiggle era. No, that Wiggle-Wiggle era would imply post-based. Yeah, no, I think... Whereas... Depends on who you asked then, I suppose.

No, no, no, no, no, no. The Quingier was the start. That's... That's... We started with the Quince. So we weren't... We started with Laughing Nome era. Yeah. And went into...

We went into... That's a much more natural path. Whereas Bob Dylan is like starting at the top and then going to cringe. You could say, um, wiggle wiggle era was like early this room set with the table and stuff and it was like a bit wrong you could say that's going a bit wiggle yeah we're on a bit of a wiggle yeah I just like the word wiggle quite a lot makes me think of the wiggles yeah yeah the old school

in jersey stole my wiggle tape my VHs did a wiggle tape I brought it in for like show and tell or something they never gave it back it's broken me to this day not very based of you no not very based of that school do you think it's still there on Jersey Island yeah they put it in like a glass case

and if anyone wanted to take it they'd like Jamie's heart and dreams yeah my I always wanted to be a wiggle chew chew you one has one for us A nice one. Howdy Mingers?

I've been watching since the first episode of the podcast, but this is my first time posting. I just want to say how thankful I am for the Jarkast. Uni's been ruining my mental health recently, and for various different reasons, I've had to cut ties with some people, some people, sorry, who I've considered close friends.

For example, one was outed as a sex pest. This has all left me feeling pretty hopeless, especially right now as deadlines come up. Throughout all of this, the POSD act has been a consistent form of comfort for me, a chance to escape from my hellish reality, of uni for a little while your discussions on depression and anxiety help me feel like I'm not alone in the struggle and the where is James Bean video from 2017 help me at a time where I was at the lowest points in my life at one of the lowest points in my life I'm sorry for

the long sappy message but you boys the thank you boys for the past almost six years and if you ever find yourselves in Belfast I'll buy yours all a pint each take you up on that for where's Belfast we got to go to Belfast Is that up north? That's a... Ireland, right? Let's go Ireland. No, he's not going to buy us a pint.

God damn it. I want to go to Ireland. No, I'm going there if I'm getting a pint out of it. There's a bullshit island. No, but island's great. I've fallen in love with Ireland. Island. Island.

I've fallen in love with Ireland. I love islands What do you mean you fall in love with Ireland? I've fallen in love with Ireland I've fallen in love with Ireland Why do you just keep saying it now? They've got really cool cars. You know,

Is Belfare's actually in Ireland? Yeah. I've just had a realisation that we've had like, kind of a wacky island existence. We went from New Zealand, crazy island, to Jersey. UK Crazy Island to Jersey Crazy Island,

back to UK Crazy Island. Just islands all round. Yeah. Now we need to go to Ireland. Yeah. The island of islands. The islands of islands. Boom.

Yeah. I do love comments like this, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're heartwarming, for sure. Was there a question there, though? Oh, yeah. There was one, wasn't there?

Was there? There was a... Yeah, we actually, like, we didn't even answer the wiggle-wiggle one, which is whatever. We got enough from the wiggle-wiggle-witcher. Yeah, we got plenty of wiggles. Yeah, yeah. Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle. We got the wiggle stuff.

Sometimes the question, you know, is buried in there. There's enough going on. But this one, this one has me interested. Giorno Pizza says, in the United States, our highways are incredibly boring. James is right. However, there's almost always some kind of backcountry road you can take. For me, I travel on a highway that starts in Seattle, Washington, goes through Oregon, and ends somewhere in California. they're always back roads through the countryside

to get to whatever city you want to make it to. The reason everything is so boring is because our cities were designed around cars. Big oil companies made the pull for a train system impossible because they didn't want it and they gave too much money to our and they gave too much money to our governments

for them to not listen to the oil companies so yeah, driving a shit here and our highways are ugly. Yeah, there's a fact. I'm not wrong when I say that. Just look at the Google images, you know? Yeah. But just don't go to

America. Go to Ireland. We got this one from James House. Out of all the jar men, which of you most commonly gets asked to show proof of ID when buying booze or going to clubs, etc.? Considering that Alex is the oldest,

James has his manly beard and Jim has his gloriously hairless cranium. I genuinely wouldn't be able to guess who gets their age doubted the most. Who do you think? Me? Yeah, Jamie. I know it's Jamie. Really?

I never get asked for ID. I've never been... I... I stopped being asked for ID at 16. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I've never really been asked of ID. I feel like I get IDed basically every single time.

might buy anything, even like nurephan and paracetamol. Yeah, I get ID'd as a 16 year old. Yeah, which you have to be to get like paracetamol and stuff, right? But I physically cannot grow a beard whereas you guys both can. But it's like, it's the thing.

That's the thing. If I don't want to get ID'd, I take my hat off. Yeah. But if I got my ID on me. Is that reliable enough? no have you yeah I've been ID'd and when that happens I look at them like for real yeah like really mm-hmm you serious so the it's like that when you see some of a beard like this you instantly know that old this isn't my bumfluff like 16 year old like really

slightly yeah yeah it's like this I'm I'm just fucking you have been capable of growing a beard like that for quite some time. Yeah, since like, 17. You just resisted. Yeah, since like year six. Yeah, it's just like I didn't because I was a pussy on. That's the

truth to it. I didn't have the confidence. I know I do. I know it's my fucking beard and it's my beauty, my baby. A little boozy eye baby. Yeah. I do think it is me, though.

Yeah, no, it is you. yeah um i do get idied a lot there i just think i got the most bitch face damn no who then you're gonna say me no no so jami doesn't have a bitch face is what i'm saying oh okay it's jami though because

we've gone we've gone to the supermarket sometimes and jami'll be like well can you buy this for me so i don't get ided because i don't got my idea on me yeah when i want like a cbd juice drink yeah but i'm in intelligent to get the ones you don't need to ID for. So I don't get ID'd. What, you're saying I'm dumb?

Yeah. You buy the more expensive ones, which means you need ID'd. Buy the cheap ones, you don't get ID. The only ones you don't need IDing for the new ones that they haven't put on the system yet. No. Yeah. Yeah. No.

James House left another one saying, thoughts on Chris Rock's character in Fargo Season 4 being called That's a really silly question. I don't like it. I haven't watched Farage Season 4 with Loi. I think that's cool. Yeah, I like that. I like season 4 y'loy. Uh, left one saying, not a suggestion, but an interesting anecdote. I was recently watching Free Guy with my family and my mother was absolutely blown away by its engaging and reflective plot. My mom likes to pretend she's She's a film critic and analysed movies using big words and nothing else. She found the idea of the guy being an AI that can learn and adapt so philosophical and stated that Free Guy was a commentary on the human condition. By the end of the movie, she was almost in tears at the revelation that the creepy fellow was in love with the fit one. I found her response to Free Guy so infuriating as when we watched a movie that actually explores that theme, ex-Machina.

She brushed it off as pretentious crap. My question is, have we been wrong about Free Guy? actually a philosophical exploration of the human consciousness and artificial intelligence. No. No, it's shit. Yeah, it's fucking crap. It's the most fucking bullshit film I've seen in the past 30 years in my life.

It's the shittest film I've seen. And I've seen Red Notice. Red Notice is a goddamn fucking beautiful film. Alex fucking loves Red Notice. Alex, Alex, watch Red Notice and he can't get enough of it. He's watched it like three times. We weren't supposed to talk about this on you.

He's two and a half way. ways through this film whereas what's this film called free man the freedom man freedom man is shit it's so bad

people like it because they like liberation dude there's more there liberated gentleman a man going his own way yeah that's what the film should be

fucking cool because it's about that shit that's the sequel that's the sequel how have we never made that that comparison mongo in their own way guy yeah I suppose I suppose you can you could get that interpretation

from the movie if you're like so willing to engage with it no I think you're looking you're you're picking strings that aren't there yeah it's made for people who like it's made for people who have never played a video game yeah smooth yeah smooth brand

man I want to do a couple more here this one's interesting from rip flude I was just made aware the actor of for Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld went on a racist tirade during a comedy show Knowing this, do you still like his character in Seinfeld? At what point can you no longer separate the art from the artist?

Just to be perfectly transparent, I'm just playing devil's advocate. I know that it was a long time ago, and the actor has since apologized for what happened, and I believe heavily in separating the art from the artist. It's definitely a, it's a fucking hard, like, clip to watch. Have you ever watched it? Yeah. Yeah, I have. it's rough um

but yeah it doesn't like ruin Seinfeld for me no because I'm kind of I'm kind of with this commenter where I'll often try and remove the art from the artist as much as possible um it gets difficult when it's kind of like

Kevin Spacey level sort of stuff um yeah I think with his example it's such like I don't know it's an environment I can't truly empathise with what being a stand-up comedian

yeah he's putting himself out there it doesn't excuse what he said but if he felt particularly vulnerable that night and he was lashing out because the context was like he was I guess a heckler got under his skin and he went just ridiculous

yeah he went mental yeah you like snapped but it is kind of the repercussions of like being in that industry and when you are the product like when when you take it like there it is kind of

unforgivable in certain ways and you will never be able to climb out of that yeah and there's that comedian in cars getting coffee where he's on it and he addresses it and he's like I know it like fucked it that night like that was it yeah that is one thing that like the fact that he never brushed it off he addressed it for what it was and how like wrong he was for doing that yeah I think that's an important thing because if he was just like acted like it was nothing double down

yeah then it it would be way worse for him but he it's like the the guy knew that he really fucked up bad

and that he sort of deserved some sort of yeah yeah he didn't seem like surprised by the response by the way he talks about it

yeah yeah it's the kind of thing that's just gonna no the weirdest thing is like the I think it's David Letterman I haven't seen that he comes on trying to like apologize for it

oh maybe I have seen that yeah but everyone's like when he's trying to address it because everyone knows him as Kramer they see it as this this like goofy skit yeah and they just laugh with the audience

stuff is really bizarre yeah it's unfortunate because it's like man if you just didn't do that you probably could have gone on to be a pretty prolific comedian to this day yeah yeah

yeah it's fucked up right fellas it's late I want to do one more from burbling barbacoa who um has some more insight on every now and again we get a little bit of insight into random like Australian cultures right little subcultures for all the boys since there's been a lot of gatorade talk we'd talk to I guess

and since Alex and Jamie have family in Australia I thought I'd share some local culture kids in Australia's smoking implement of choice is a gatorade bottle and section of garden hose See attached image. I looked at this image. It's literally just like a bit of a garden hose, like, snipped, shoved into the bottom of like a gatorade bottle, turned into this like makeshift bong bullshit. I've seen them just sitting at the train station or beach before.

I have also personally had my hose stolen for bong related purposes. Other bottles are also commonplace, such as the classic tomato sauce. See attached photo of a typical Australian ripping one. In fact, after being involved in an accident where I was unsuccessfully trying to stop my rolling car from hitting a tree, I was invited into an onlooker's home to see if I was okay, hit my head pretty hard, and was immediately offered a rip out of a Master Foods tomato sauce bottle. There's such an institution that you can buy quality glass replicas.

I personally own one from Gator Berg, see attached image, and I went on this website, and there must be such a subculture of this Gatorade bong bullshit like they've got these like glass like kind of expensive like made like bongs that they've replicate the hose glass thing

I'd never have associated that with Australian culture now I've got a question why do so many people our age go there for years it's all theirs that's that's why it's that it's that gatorade gardener it's the bong the gator bong the gator bong you know the the gator garden bong yeah

why would so many people just be like going to australia i'm never coming back if you were this being bonged up all the time if you were this guy in um you just had this accident and they offered you the tomato sauce master foods bottle that had been makeshift into a bong what would you what do you say to them i'd just leave because they're bogan as fuck really i think i'd be like you know i'd hit that shit yeah yeah i feel like i have to like an accident like yeah yeah especially like your your what's it called

if you've had a head injury yeah you're even more like accepting of no no no no if you've Yeah, give me that tomato of bullshit. Yeah, it's like, give me tomatoes, give me a hit of the tomatoes. You're going to just take whatever's given to you. No, I've been personally, I've had head injuries and I'm not taking any weed or any bong. I'm staying till I'm healthy again. Okay. James is above the gate of the book.

No, I'm not above it. It's just like if you generally properly damaged me. I want to try this. Yeah, don't try. after a car accident, try it normally. Just go to a... Clearly, I have to go to Australia, get into a crash, and

experience it. No, this would actually be easy. I noticed they're starting to sell Gatorade locally now. No, no, no, no, no, we're not like... They've got a Gatorade, then we go to B&Q and get like a bit of hose. You've got a hose in the garden? Oh no, I've got to use that hose. He doesn't want to snip his own house. You can

snip the end off and you still have a working hose. No, my hose wouldn't work. I've got one of those, like, stretchy ones. Okay, we climb into someone else's garden And get their hoses That's a good idea That's Bogan That would be the Australian experience

Like he said He's had his co-stolen for bomb purposes So we have to steal one for bomb purposes That's true And we're getting our youth We do big fat bernies, mate Yeah We need to go to Australia as well

We do We do Sounds like they're having a wild time I think we should all do a naked bungee jump in New Zealand. Okay. While with the gatorade. Yeah, ripping a bong in. Ripping a gatorade home's bong.

Yeah, that's the challenge. Like, see if you can rip while falling. Using the gravity of, like. Yeah. Jesus gross. I'm done. Those were the main ones I wanted to do, unless you want a final one about autos shite, James? Do you want an autos shite one?

Autos shite? Okay. I'll read it then from Woolworth's Brough. Yeah, we read it just because I'm curious about what auto can. Let's end on this. Is James familiar with the online forum, autos shite? Hang on, I press the button that makes it go all the way to the top. That's fucking annoying.

It's essentially a community passionate about old slash unusual cars, but not the ones you'd find in your classic car. magazines. People buy old shitboxes from the last 20 or so years, example, a 2002 Renault Laguna, and post updates on their progress. I once saw a guy described the disgusting rims of a

2001 Citron Picasso as pornographic. Anyway, a bit random, but thought it was something James would be interested in. Cheers, lads. It's called auto shite, so you've never actually heard of this. No. Okay. But if they're talking about shitty fucking Rano Lagunas,

fucking love it. They're fucking shit. Yeah, this sounds like up your alley. These are shitboxes. The pisser deserves to be an auto shite. Yeah, the term auto shite is what really drew me to this. It's like that Reddit, what's it called? There's like a Reddit of like shit car mods.

It's like the same shit, you know. It's just shit cars. Everyone loves shit cars. They do. If you want a good time on, like, Reddit, right? Go to specific dog breed reddits and then search by controversial. You'll get, like, the weirdest fucking shit. Like, like, people posting on, like, the Golden Retriever subreddit, like, a picture of a pit bull.

It's just like the wrong breed and all the comments are like, what are you doing? Why is this on the Golden Retriever subreddit? It's so controversial Yeah Okay, I'm gonna test this theory Because I don't believe it So I'm going to border collies A good one is like

The men's fashion There's like a men's fashion subreddit Yeah If you search by controversial You get some Some women's fashion No no it's like It's like dudes who want to show off their

Their drip Taking pictures of themselves But then if you search by controversial you get some unique kind of results. Like dude's like standing in the bath like taking selfies of their outfit and shit. It's like really weird.

Reddit's a weird fucking place man. It is. Some real psychos on that. It's true they. Yeah. Like if you go on like the corgi subreddit there's this like really weird obsession with like corgi

butts you know that's that's a thing look I baked a loaf of bread that's like a corgi butt and I just like got balls so you can eat the balls what the fuck

see I think I think Alex is lying with this this I'm not I've never looked at the collie one I'm not to a Labrador one and it's basically just Labradors maybe you gotta go to controversial yeah I'm not controversial

have you sort of by controversial yeah and it's just pictures of dogs. No, you're not looking hard enough. I am, we're trying. I think if you want to delve into the depths of Reddit,

then you've got to be ready for it. You're just going on, like, popular and see, like, the huge ones, like, R-slash-sex is, like, a fucked one. Oh, it's really fucked up. The shit people are saying on there. Okay, let's go on R-slash-sex.

There was one that was like I really want my girlfriend to like piss like loads So It was like What was it? No it was it was the girl friend Talking about what her boyfriend

Was trying to get her to do Relating to like this urine shit Where she was like Yeah he like made me drink loads of water And then After half an hour I really needed to pee but he made me wait

like an hour and a half and then I was peeing for like a minute and then and then he was like oh that wasn't very much what do I do it's full of shit like that

it's like oh my it's fucked it's like a huge subreddit too so it's like full of like really weird kind of fucked up stories like that well yeah

yeah if you already seen it it doesn't take like I like this one I taste cum all the time now if you want to kill like 15 minutes to go on R slash 6 I think the lame is the R slash I've ever fucking heard

but it's like a huge subredits you're when subredits get over a certain size it's just like totally out of control yeah it's kind of depressing though too like on that one

no no it is because it's just there's a lot of people who have the whole they only know about sex because of porn it's like uh huh yeah

oopsie the internet is fucking fucked well yeah because then you you have options like Reddit where you can find

little subcultures of your weird like oh let's bake bolt or corgi butts and fucking eat their balls Holy shit. It's so fucking right.

Any niche you want. Yeah. Corgy bowl. Oh slash corgi breadballs. Just from the look on your face, I know exactly the kind of shit you're reading. Because it's like that fucking every damn day. No, this one's actually just like,

disgusting and not in a funny way oh yeah you'll find plenty of like genuinely oh this is like going too far like you're actually like fucked up right now yeah yeah like but people are posting this publicly it's so fucked

like some of it's like there's this issue like just looking for genuine advice but then there's others like I'm so fucking full of water because my boyfriend will let me I feel like that's a great place to end this episode I think you're right

Go on James, send us off Find a good one Find a really fucked up one Oh this reminds me There was ages ago I was going through Craig's list And I got loads of really good screenshots To like read on the cast But I just forgot about it

I was like searching by different local cities I was looking at like Craigslist posts in like Bath and Craigslist and then comparing them of like London and like just that fucking crazy some of the Craigslist posts are in London there were so many that were like

looking for someone whose bank account I can use just for like just a couple of like minutes that shit. That shit It must work, though, if people are doing it. Yeah, because there'll be, they'll be like, yeah, and if you let me do that, I'll give you, like, two grand. Holy shit.

James, do you want to start, like, a new career? I had a look on your face. Nothing's, nothing, proves my point more. Yeah, that's the face of someone that's been scrolling through Reddit for a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not just Reddit Ars slash fucking sex How many subscribers does it have

2 million Yeah so that's a huge fucking loads Yeah Yeah So you're gonna get I think a million has been reduced Yeah you don't really properly comprehend

Yeah A million is so fucking much Yeah when you think like it's like isn't it like five six million people that like live in New Zealand

yeah yeah there's like more people more people live in London than in the entirety of New Zealand yeah like a million is

so it's a huge number and I feel like a YouTube and shit has made it mean less. Yeah, because when it's just reduced to numbers, you don't equate each one with like a human. But then you think about like a stadium houses like 20,000 maybe,

maybe like 50,000 max, like the huge ones. And that's just like an insurmountable amount of people. And that's not even coming close. close to a million. Nowhere, nowhere even close. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Look on your face. You've been frozen just looking at, see, this is exactly what I was described? It's like, weirdly addictive because you're like, oh my God,

where, no, it's just like, it's that whole thing where it's just like men don't know anything. You know, young men don't know anything about women sexually.

And it's just like, they're just, they're fucking, it's about. it's like seeing a Reddit full of them it's like fuck me guys yeah you'll find some true don't go down the whole of our sex just don't do it

some true depravity on there yeah Jesus stop watching porn just stop watching porn and life will be fine yeah yeah see you next time good afternoon morning evening

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