JAR Media Posdact - Direa Destruction - JARCAST Episode 201

Episode Date: January 27, 2020

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Action James, you have been messing with me long enough and I'm going to have to take you downtown. Downtown. You see, the key to all of this is getting James to work. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the... An episode of the JARCast.

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I got to apologize. First of up um i know people don't like starting the cast off in like a really serious kind of heavy-handed topic kind of way um but i i want to make a sincere apology about something genuinely james i need to apologize to the jarlings i need to just get it out there you know yeah i'm i'm sorry i mocked diarrhea okay like years I made light of something that impacts people's lives and I was full of you know hubris thought I was above it and I'd never experienced it for myself but one once upon a time you're gonna end up sitting on the toilet and you're gonna get the old and it's gonna be so

painful and it's not just going to happen once but it's going to happen again and again and you're going to start crying and you're going to want to you know we're not going to go into too much detail everyone knows what diarrhea is would you say it was uh like a fart shit explosion no it was a shit fart explosion oh okay so it was uh it was like the cork or the dam was the shit. I've got diarrhea, okay? And the farts was the breaking of the dam and the explosion was the explosion. You're just making it too complicated. I like calling a spade a spade and just being honest. When was the last time you had diarrhea? That's what I'm saying, it must have been I was convinced that I was kind of trapped in a perpetual state of diarrhea. I thought

that was my normal state. When in actuality it must be more normal because what I'm experiencing at the moment is abnormal that being diarrhoea so diarrhea has been knocking on your door for a while the grim reaper looming over my bed every night waiting a strike is the four o'clock strikes or the nine o'clock strikes

in terms of time urgency Hmm. Um... It's the hourly strike. Just like put it in the 50. But genuinely. I just want to... That's my topic, diarrhea. Let's be adults here.

Let's talk about this in civilized... It's not funny for fuck's sake. It's not. Stop it! I'm not doing anything. You're looking down and smiling. Away from the camera. so they can't see it. I had something in my eye.

I am an experienced man when it comes to diarrhea. I have... What the fuck does that mean? I have had many... What does that mean? Your experience that it wasn't funny. You out here.

That was a shock laugh. Let me finish. I have had many diarrhoes. So I know the diarrhea. What kind of diarrhea was it? Are we talking... I was thinking about that actually.

Are we... No, no. Are we talking liquid? Not, not, not, not, not, chute, not like chunky. Are we talking pure liquid? Or like,

a fucking... Bitty... It depends how much excruciating detail you want me to go in for the listeners out there. What do you require of me? What is the line?

The truth? Yes. Because I... I can tell you, in truth, last, this time, two weeks ago, I had awful diarrhea. And it was so bad, my stomach was hurting level of bad. And how did you remedy it? What do you do? I shitted it all out.

So you don't try and remedy it in a way? No, because for me, it's like, as long as my stomach is still bad, the diarrhea is not going to stop. so I've just got to get through the storm and just shit it all out and then if I've got nothing in me to shit out I won't shit out um

ginger as much as I don't really like the taste of ginger ginger is a a curative remedy item which uh how does it stop well I was in the supermarket earlier and I was like uh

because I had to do an emergency poop in the supermarket which is never a fun thing to do. Oh, never. Ooh. Um, and I was like, this, this has gone on long enough. I need something to soothe me. So I got one of those, like, ginger shots. Um, it's not alcoholic, it's just a, like, ginger.

You drink it and then you feel great. I didn't know ginger was a, a, um, something to help your diarrhea. I didn't know that was a thing. A remedy, yes. But you asked a question and I'm sorry for those listening, but the one thought that went through my head when I was

clearing up business was if this I can't fucking say it dog if this was drizzled over a piece of cheesecake James would be fucking drooling right now.

That's all I could think. so we're talking chocolate rain yeah chocolate rain mm-hmm yeah what would the of course the initial sort of onslaught the shit fart explosion yeah so how often did you get the chocolate rain what the fuck you're talking about I've already explained no how often like no did it happen every like hour every half hour, every two hours. I need to know time. I don't know why you need to know the time.

Okay, then let's go into one of my diary stories, okay? So, one day I ate something bad, real bad. So it was like... Probably. And it was like two in the morning, and it's just like... This happened for three days straight, and it's like, I get this, like, feeling in my stomach where it's just like... It's like kind of pain, but it's not.

And at that moment, it's like... I'm gonna fucking shit to my... shit to myself. Do you think it's because of your gut flora screaming at you? Probably, but it was just like, it was really painful and I knew I needed a shit. So I literally would one to the bathroom and I would just fart and there would be the fucking, just, the entire fucking one side of the toilet would just be shit everywhere. And I would sit there

and I would have to push out shit for like a good half hour at a time. Then I'd go back to bed and then I'd get the same feeling again then I'd have to one back and forth to the toilet and I would do that I did this this was actually hell it happened for three days straight and I didn't for those three days I didn't sleep or anything

and it got to the third day when it was like five morning and the only fault that was going through my head was I want to die like that's how bad the diarrhea was so I was just like that's it fucking kill me that's what I would have preferred

then another day of not sleeping and just having to go to toilet every 10 minutes what the fuck first of all what to the fuck secondly what was the cause of that

I don't I don't know but it happened for a few days but then like two weeks later it happened again so now like genuinely it's actually fucking traumatized me

because if I get a bad stomach at like one in the morning it's just like I'm in For hell. I don't know what caused it, but it was misery. So I feel sorry for anyone who's experienced such traumatic events as well. Yeah, all I can really suggest is ginger. Ginger.

And, um, eat, um, you know, fiber greens. And if it comes knocking at 2 in the morning, get wedy. You're in it for the slog. thoughts Jim I mean what are your thoughts we have heard surprisingly little

from you on this topic dude I've I've had a surprisingly little amount of diarrhea experiences in my life there you go that's a sign of a healthy gut flora

this dude over here is obsessed with gut flora can we explain where that came from who because I whenever I hear the term gut flora

a picture like a prehistoric landscape with loads of dinosaurs why what I knew this is going to leave back to dinosaurs like it makes flora it makes me think of flowers yeah which makes me think of dinosaurs because I think of prehistoric flowers he's only he's only saying that because we literally watched Jurassic World fucking two hours ago

yeah yeah we watch about 20 movies like last forwarded so what upsets is it the dinosaurs that upset your stomach floor your gut floor no I'm happy with my gut flora for the most part I'm suffering because I stupidly ate way way too much dairy yesterday no but gonna admit it when when you have diarrhea is it the dinosaurs causing havoc to your gut flora I don't think it's literally dinosaurs I just like I'm using your fucking met you think you genuinely think there are tiny dinosaurs living inside me

Although, no, I don't. Dinosaur boy. Got a problem with that? Huh? Yeah, I do. Anyway, Jim, you were saying? I was asking you why you've attached yourself to gut flora and all things relating to intestines. Because part of me was...

cautious, you know how, and this will make sense, this will come around. You know how in Mass Effect, Commander Shepard is, he's kind of, he knows the Reaper threat is coming, but he knows it's going to be in the future, and he's doing what he can to prevent it. I'm kind of treating it as in a preventative kind of system. How did that come back around? I was mass effect So you think diarrhea is inevitable

Like there's a cycle of diarrhea And it's always coming And all you can do is delay it All you can do is keep as healthy as you can So when it does strike You can deal with it I haven't had diarrhea in a bike You said to

You said you get it every week No I said that in that circumstance I had it week after week, but my last one was because I ate KFC cabab, cheap pizza, and a lot of alcohol in the space of a day, so I just kind of destroyed myself. Speaking of destruction, did you hear the doomsday clock is set to like 100 seconds to midnight, midnight being nuclear destruction? No, just destruction. Explain? Explain what you're

talking about. Some place somewhere has a doomsday. There's a board of atomic scientists I believe where they predict because they are experts actually fully people they use the current situation in the world to predict how close we are to annihilation so that can be manmade or actual global warming type stuff and it happens year on year and they always for the last few years it's gone forward and currently we are now 100 seconds away from annihilation. and there's one thing about this I read about this two weeks ago before they announced it

and I got really depressed severely depressed because it reminded me how fucked the world is and what we're currently doing to it and how nothing's changing and we are literally going to annihilate ourselves completely

out of a lack of care really but yeah yeah so it's come down to two factors and that's nuclear war right and climate change

the two funniest topics yes I thought I'd those are the two sort of change gear we've gone from first gear we skipped straight

we've gone to fucking 8th gear now we blew the car up blew the gear box up we're well we're 100 seconds away from blowing up why what do you think has changed

in the last like month to bring this on the no because it's year on year so I don't think the year well I mean between now and last January last January last January I can't thinking of the differences that have happened in a year on like a massive scale I can't think of any major last year that were really factored into it all that much because not much has changed because because think about this year already we've had the fires in Australia. Really severe.

We've had the Iran conflict stuff in America and everyone just thought the whole world was going to be nuked. And now we've got the Corwin virus. It's currently going through Asia. Yeah. I don't know, man. I mean...

I think the Australian fires that do count into it quite a bit because that is almost a result of global warming in a way because obviously increased temperatures because they've had record-breaking heat. So obviously they always have bushfires. So, obviously, they can have more when there's an increased heat. Yeah, yeah. And it's the same with Qatar and all that,

where they're having record-breaking heat because of global warming, and people want to deny that, which is just ridiculous. So out of all of it, nuclear war realistically can't happen. We are smart enough to not do it. So even with Donald Trump in charge and other countries, they know they're not going to do nuclear war, because it will just annihilate everyone. That's what I don't understand about making these, like, biochemicals

that can infect everyone in the planet in the in like a week or something like surely you've just doomed the whole world like how can you stop that from spreading you know to where the point of origin was unless you're on an island and you stop all forms of communication or something it depends what it is they develop because if it is like um what was it novi chock novet yeah the new russian chocolate brand the if you touch it you die i don't know if they have like a expiry date where if it stays on something for so long because you have the all these people testing out like just seeing what kind of weapons they can produce but the thing with biochemical weapons is they're pretty much found upon by everyone they're pretty much banned and if they were to be used in war it's just like it would it would change the war in the way it's like everyone against them in a way to like everyone's played resident evil two we know what the worst case scenario is you know like we know zombies inevitably not really

but back to the point nuclear war will just never happen do you want to bet on it no I'm pretty sure to lose lose because there's no way it can I think I agree I think it's extremely unlikely like it because it doesn't make sense

in terms of war Because, like, at the end of it, you want there to be, like, a gain, you know? And what have you gained if, like, the land you could have gone and taken, essentially? Is radiated for, like, the next million years. Yeah, completely unusual. Because the way I view it is, we've got to be realistic. And the world's richest people are the people who will lose the most out of something like a nuclear war. So why would any of the top, like, 2% allow that to happen when that is money?

Because you can go new Kairan, but then what does Iran have? Iran have oil. Oil is gone. Then that's billions lost. On a level, that won't ever happen. And no matter what, it will always be prevented by that class. So it's just like, I don't think that should be factored really into the atomic clock, all that much. Well, I think the interesting part of this, this, like, idea and topic to me is how the average person is supposed to,

deal knowing the information we know now you know like how is the normal person who like they live their own little life they got their own shit going on they go to work they just have a normal fucking life and they find out all this shit

about World War III and like people like these super weapons and chemical warfare and the world is burning and everything like what that's the thing like how much of it is just um like the the fact that everybody knows more now yeah because the like the world has never not

been a chaotic scary place right yeah the things the the way the world operates is inherently somewhat you know like chaotic there's so much going on you know like let alone all the different organisms that live on it but all the natural processes earthquakes you know tectonic plates ocean's movement you know the moon and the way that affects like waves and everything it's like so much shit like just an incomprehensible amount of um just systems for a laugh of better word all like interacting with each other so many variables all like shoved onto this like planet or whatever like it's impossible to even comprehend so let alone when we get down to this level where we're like look what we are just doing to it you know and then the personal responsibility of like

well what more can i do it's what annoying me so much about that bill nye video he put out ages ago where he was like it was like a really condescending you need to sort it out guy type video like you can fix the world and it's like what you know like the like a normal citizen who like recycles their shit and like is switched on a little bit they think about their energy usage and stuff like yeah what else how does that spark change you know yeah that's the thing

it doesn't and it's like I'm pretty sure there's been some investigation to this and it's just like if the majority of population change it's just like the majority of destruction that's coming from the planet is not from individuals it's from corporations so if everybody changes it's still like the corporations

are still doing the damage so nothing will change it's not down to an individual it's down to like a massive corporational country to enforce change. I don't get that and it's just like it honestly depresses me and it's just like I'm fucking powerless in the cycle I can't do anything. Do you think

how much of it is because we really don't understand anything you know? Like we only read headlines. Yeah. We can only understand like our part of it like we're not

like an all knowing super god that can see like what's happening around the world. you know and like we can just take like well researched like theory and advancements from people we trust with information right so like where do you draw the line and be like humans are kind of inherently fear-mongering you know yeah like we you and I were talking earlier just saying like when you're annoyed at someone you make that known you know but like when everything's going or right and everything's going well you're not really communicating that and it's only when shit is

like really bad in some way that you start to really express that you know um i don't know how well i'm explaining myself but it's really hard to tell what the actual truth is you know it's actually that what you were just talking about it's actually an evolutionary yeah thing like where we've learned to for the bad things in our life to like we think about those more so then those bad things don't happen again like that bad thing years and years and years ago might have been like falling off something high or touching something hot or you hear an intruder or something yeah and so you learned to like it's why um where you know when on your social media someone says something horrible to you they tweet something horrible they say something mean on your instagram it's why you cannot help but like really zone in on it and focus on it you know it doesn't matter who you are like you build up a tolerance over time but you do have a certain response to it and it is because of that very thing you're always trying to it's like a weird monkey brain trying to um become impenetrable

and constantly improve we're obsessed with improvement all the time yeah yeah yeah but going back to the actual doomsday clock last year it was set to like 10 minutes to 12 now it's 10 now it's 100 seconds to 12 I didn't know the change was that drastic I didn't think it was 10 minutes actually I'm pretty sure it was I remember I remember I look at it every year but I just I don't I think it was around that mark but if it's changed from 10 minutes to 100 seconds then what what I don't get that what base what are they using to base this time off yeah because nine minutes or you know, eight and a half minutes gone off

because of what? There's nothing to really changed in the last year. Okay, sorry, it was two minutes to midnight, now it's 100 seconds. There's 30 seconds. Yeah. Does it, is it updated like all the time? No, it's updated annually. So it's the same time. So it's only once a year.

Yeah, it's like, yeah. But like 30 seconds. It doesn't mean like that's you know, the world's about to explode at any second that right, doesn't? No, but like how can you it's a bunch of intelligent people coming together and theorising like okay if this happened it's hypothetical and then it'll be done so it's worst case scenario

I guess I don't know I've I've never actually heard of this before so I I had but like I've never like researched it or anything because I think it's like closest I believe we might have beat that now but it was at this closest uh Cold War where it was literally like that makes sense but so I can't I don't know how nuclear can impact the one now when, right, this would be not in a Cold War state, like the Cold War was. There's no actual

there was no actual, like, threat, as there is then, so I don't know how that factors into it at all. It kind of is, like. Not to the extent of the, like, the Cold War, that was like 10 million times it's more extreme than now, but it's just kind of

little threats on Instagram, Twitter on Instagram, yeah. Compared to actual, you know, nuclear subsimbal yeah but like do you think it's important to try and just not um become a nihilist about it all yeah definitely because that is the true like defeat isn't it when everyone gives up because that's like the most human thing to me is just like figuring shit out like we already said like finding our weakness and trying to improve it like for every like evil person you would hope there is one the opposite to match you've got to be like realistic about it is if you think

change that's happened when the humanity has had to change. If we got to like, you know, 10 seconds to midnight or whatever and it was just like the threat was here, we'd be able to make such a change so quickly where we can avert it because that's how like the science works. It's like when countries need to do stuff, they put the most maximum amount of money into science as possible and they get results because they get all the stuff and they just boom. It's going to be a like you're just fascinating like 100 years coming up like. Even the last 100 years has been just ridiculous.

If you think like the 40s to 60, that's 20 years, and I'm pretty sure we went from biplanes to the fucking moon, the progress during that era was insane, and that can still happen. And I was thinking about it now, like, the weird way we're obsessed with, like, building networks. Like, we're obsessed with recreating the brain, basically. So we've taken, like, the way our brain works, and we've turned it into our means of community.

So we're just like all these brains walking around. Yeah, are all communicating with each other. You know, I saw an advert on YouTube of this this new idea for a system of like postal delivery like just so trucks and stuff won't have to be on the roads. Yeah, it's like these pipes like the Futurama pipes underground that just shoot these and they use no fuel nothing. Oh, like the air pressure like what they do in in supermarkets. No, I think it's, um, magnetized. Oh really? Yeah. And it just shoots all this stuff. Magnetized, magnetized.

Their dream is to have this like crazy network over the whole world. You think, you know, it could, like, big cities. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, too mile radius. It expands to just everywhere else. Like, yeah. That would change the world. It would because it would eliminate the need for it in cities.

And then basically you just need to get the parcels from the city to another office. in the country that then shoots them off in the pipes to the houses. It's like boring. Elon Musk's idea to have fucking underwater tunnels with cars to get rid of congestion. No, it all stemmed from me from when I saw someone had like mapped a fly's

brain and I was like and there's like an image of it and I was like that's just like a server basically. You've got like a hub point with then all the cables coming off and it's just relaying information really quickly it's it's crazy you just to me it's just like you don't worry about how how bad it is and know that you know ignorance is bliss and all that yeah everything big in a way

is also everything that's small with that said we'll be back after these messages guess what we got in store for you today lads join many of t-shirts check the description below Good afternoon, morning, evening or nightly. I hate that. Welcome to the JAR Part 7 of episode 9. Welcome to part 2 of episode... Something. Where we're going to go into...

Some Reddit questions, but... Actually, you know, before we do that. There's something that needs to be addressed from last episode. If you don't know, we kind of dismantled and discussed the idea. of the myth that human male testicles are able to taste, which has kind of been spread around and whatnot. But the truth seems to be that there factually are taste receptors

that exist in the nuts, but those also exist like other places in the body, like your stomach, lungs, brain and even anus, which shoots diarrhea out. So is that why diarrhea is so unpleasant because you can taste the shit?

It's inside, though. We were saying, what, taste buds as if the balls like it looks like a tongue. Obviously that's not the case, but it seems to be something to do with part of the chemicals

sensing of sugars or amino acids so it's some very technical you know thing aka dipping your balls and soy sauce is like pointless fucking pointless oh Christ

I was looking forward to that so we've been just betrayed we've been we've been roosed we've been bamboosed bamboozled okay let's do some questions only if you want to leave our own question

your own question for us to answer head over the jar media Reddit where there is a suggestion thread ask us anything you like about what to dip

your desk then well I might be pointless now James might be pointless um

kind of disappointed so let's let's get this going with uh Jim Beltman the Muslim role play Jim is a massive

obese woman sitting next to James on a plane squashing him squashing him Alex is the air hostess Trying to calm down Furious James

Go Was I Sorry Um Cut Um Um What

Was I just sitting down Or was I already sat down Sitting So you're sat So James is annoyed at you Go I can't My fucking

My nose is against it window, come on. Like, I've got no room. What is this? Please, can you can you please sort of the situation out? I can't sit here for the west of the flight. Oh, hello, sir.

That seems to be the problem. Shut up, fatty. I've got I've got no space. Cut. Cut. Cut. Not cool. Yeah, it's not cool. That's really fucking whole.

The whole question, just not cool. Yeah, I'm against this. That's the only role play you're getting meat from me this year. Yeah, not cool, dude. Is my character get fired or? Yes. No, James gets squashed. James gets a promotion.

James turns into a feeder. It's actually, the twist is it was James's wife. Oh, snap. Oh, fuck you. And it was just a little family feud going on. We all lose when the family feuds. Worst song on that album. Shut up.

That's shit and you know it. It's times like this where it makes me want to piss. But problems... Like this. It can make me feel a miss. Line. That was Master Uguay's death scene's suggestion

Just to do a bit of rhyming Thank you Uguay But I got stuck on this And I couldn't think of words that rhyme with piss Ugui I did piss No you can loop it back and finish No I didn't want to

Chris yeah Waygun Sis Yeah no I just Bliss No so okay You piss No look you try it then

Try a little rhyming Adventure See how hard it is What am I rhyming Anything Your word Your first word is green. Yoda is green.

Yoda is green. Kind of like a slidine. Even I can do better than that. They're not green. Keep going. Why they so mean? They're acting like a teen. Hey babe, get me my favorite bowl of bean.

like the sleeping no but the first word was green get them from the machine see green's a lot easier you are you allowed to do those like half rhymes yeah like fiend

yeah thank you Uguway in the bagway Sebastian del Tobo has um another roleplay We don't necessarily have to do it, but I want to read this because of how much work they put into just the description of what we need to do here.

Roll play. Roll play. James is a sexy whore sitting in the local pub alone, and Jim is trying to get lucky with her. Alex is her half-black, half-Indian ex-girlfriend who desperately storms in trying to get back with her halfway through the roleplay, who can only speak in rhymes. What's with this whole rhyming thing? It's like a rhyming, uh, thematic, uh, through line, kind of like the... Yeah, like the three POs or...

I can't do this. I can't do this. I'm not sexy enough. Don't say that, you motherfucker. Yeah, don't say that, you... We're not nihilus anymore, okay? We're cuties. Stage D.K. has a quick fire round.

James, when can we expect the highest speeding ticket in English history to be yours. Oh, fuck. You know, I'm still working on that. You're gonna have to give me at least three more years. Alex, as a seasoned voice actor, what role would you play? No, would you play the role of a minion

if given the offer? Of course. More importantly, you're gonna reprise your role in Hunt for the Freeman too. Maybe. Nick is, uh... Let's just say Nick might not. be going to the grave quite yet. Anyway, what was they saying?

And Jamie, what nicknames have your shaved head inspired? Johnny. Hit man. When you got the drum kit. Only the ones I've given myself. Yeah, none. Yeah. Yeah.

Goatsy fries says this and lots of teenage shows slash movies there's always a character who's like when I grow up I can't wait to leave this town and all these fuckheads behind it's my dream from my experience of watching the cast it seems you guys haven't moved too far away from where you grew up do you or have you ever shared these feelings I know someone who has when I grow up Well, I mean, yeah, I reckon everyone thinks that, like, at a point. Yeah, because everyone believes there is, like, their Kung Fu Panda 3's setting for them. You know, like, Po's secret panda family, they're out there somewhere.

It's kind of a metaphor. So what you're saying is everyone's had this feeling when Mummy's taken away the toy you like, And you're like, I'm going to pack my bags and leave. Exactly. You're exactly right. Because you know that somewhere out there, there is a land filled with toys. That it's just waiting for you. For a mediocre sequel to an impeccable middle film.

Kind of like Star Wars? Yeah. No, very much like Star Wars. But sometimes you got to know. when to stay you know should I stay or should I go now if I stay there will be trouble

but if I go there will be double so come on and let me know should I go I do I've never I've never thought about it

I want to live in a city Yeah, I want to live in a city Not like for the rest of my life But there are certain cities I don't want to live in I want to live in city I don't want to live in London I want to live in

I like going there But I don't want to live there Yeah, yeah Very good I don't know It depends how much money I might have In my bank in the future So if money was not a problem

Would you live in London that No If you could just have unlimited money you can do wherever you want I reckon I would You would settle in London Not settle But you would just live there

Live there Experience it Become a I don't know What do people in London do Become a socialite Yeah No

Can't think of anything worse That's why I would do it Yeah Not that I think it would be bad Yeah Because living in a rural area away from everything and living in the heart of a city are polar opposites of each other. Just as much as I would like to live in like a shack in the wilderness for like a year and just like...

Which is my dream. Cut dream, cut trees down, not cut dreams down. Yeah. And cut like cows heads off and eat them on whatever people that live in the wilderness do. it doesn't appeal to me I've never thought about leaving where I live at the moment and it's like I think for a lot of people

that naturally just happens because they go to uni you go to uni which typically isn't in the town you grow up so you have to go somewhere else and then you fall in love with the city or whatever and you know where you are or you just get a job opportunities and everything so yeah it's just the way it goes

I mean it's just that's something that life that's life those changes will come and boom i don't think i i don't feel like i'm being impeded by the fact i'm not living in a city right now could change in the future um tomorrow i like um i really do feel like i would miss the the rural feeling the tranquility yeah knowing that i can just walk off into the woods and like Like as much as I do enjoy going to London When you're there for days upon days on end I start to feel a bit claustrophobic

Like I just can't escape this Yeah I need some freedom right now That's my problem Is this bit of cities I love the chaos of a city But the chaos changed me after a while

And I have to They are tiring and Yeah you want to live there when you're young I guess I swear everyone always tells me anyway Mm Live there when you're young And you can keep up with it

mister the strangers say that to me on the on the streets don't they James everetto 21 has this to say hi jar so lately I've been really stressed out since I experienced prom and it was the worst thing

I've ever had to partaken I'm not good with crowds of people eye bleeding neon lights or terribly loud music so I basically had a huge melt down You know, ugly crying and all that. At that point, I didn't even care about the vapid prom queen pageant or whatever the fuck. It was the absolute worst.

Since when I go to parties, I usually have at least one quiet place to retreat to the bathroom walls. No, sorry, but the bathroom walls were literally vibrating because the music was so loud. It took me a full hour and a half of watching funny jar moments and David Bowie interviews to fully calm down so I could leave the bathroom stall I was in and actually go home. so basically i'd like to know if you have any tips for calming down in stressful situations and anger management or if you have any interesting prom stories thanks guys well we're all prom kings ourselves so we've got some yeah somehow james and i were just like we looked so good on the prom night they made they made us join prom kings

did you go to prom jim no i just went to the after you just went to us you're right yeah got wrecked son yeah i didn't do either i was always like since when do british people have fucking prom what the fuck yeah like that's such an american thing yeah like i'm i'm like fucking 16 right now i don't want to buy a suit and like you watch all these like movies and shows and shit and they're like it seems like a stressful ass time for everybody in yeah i'm just like from the get go no yeah i mean there's your first bit of advice like if if you can predict something is going to stress you out to that degree maybe don't do it no that's that's also bad advice no no no no build up to that

like if you're going to get to the point where you have to lock yourself away and like sort of there is a way there is a way of showing up for something that is like a that is like a social commitment but also being able to just sort of be in and out without having to before it gets too crazy but I mean prom is different I suppose

because that's inherently going to be loud and busy like so you you build yourself up like go to smaller social gatherings there's very good advice there because I am that type person like any like I have this weird thing where I will get like really agonising headaches

and earaches if I go to a place that's incredibly loud, like a prom or like a disco, I get really bad headaches and I will literally retreat and like just fucking sulk in a corner or like escape outside. So I am that person 100%. And it is you have to build up a tolerance

to it. You do like small like stuff with your friends to like pubs and then you kind of work up to that stuff and that's what I've been doing recently and it has helped because it does because you'll get more experience and you'll get comfortable. It's like normalisation in your head. And the more you do something, the more you're used to it,

you're not going to panic in a situation that you've done, a situation you've been in loads of times. Yeah, and just calming down during those situations. Like, my whole thing was like to go outside. I would pretty much go outside and sit on the floor. I'd say ground yourself. Like, think about where you are. Think about why you're there.

Because, like, maybe... Most of the time that... where you are isn't going to be a reason to be stressed while you're there isn't going to be a reason to be stressed so why are you stressing my whole tactic was to like go outside and obviously like

someone would like talk to you and you just sit down like have a long conversation with them about just stuff and that is like was nice for me it was just really pleasant having a conversation and like a busy environment but it's like calm just really really like relaxing yeah just yeah distract yourself

maybe try some kind of breathing exercise or um put some headphones in if you can get away from like a real racket and put something really calming on that you know chills you out fresh air is definitely like one of the best things of water there are options there are options but listening to drama media is definitely the best you can do yeah no doubt yeah so i mean distractions anything you like just interact with it for a minute and look at a dog instagram or something i don't know Any particular dog Instagram or

I don't know I argue that corgi is quite a final No there's a really good one called Dogo's doing things It's a locked account But they have the best dog content On the internet Follow it is incredible

Okay just say that to my face then Yeah that was kind of quick move That was meant to be Alex's Like Okay Sorry I'm just I'm giving a good recommendation For people who might be Stressed at POM

Got another serious one Let's just do it Oh, yeah, we're serious boys. From Swegg Luna. Question for the jar. Hi, Jar. I'm a new viewer, but I've instantly fallen in love with your content, and I haven't gone a day without watching one jar videos since I found your channel a few weeks ago.

Oh, thank you. I wanted to say about a very serious problem I have in my life and how the jar members would handle it. When I was three, I was diagnosed with neutropenia. It's a single P without an H, so apologies if I say it wrong. I'm really bad at reading. any kind of diagnoses like this but it's a deficiency slash inability to produce

neutrophils is that right a type of white blood cell and I wasn't allowed to go to school due to having a weak immune system this essentially resulted in me graduating high school without ever having to step foot inside a classroom with other students

now as an 18 year old male I have absolutely no social experience with people other than my close family this is compounded with my Asperger's syndrome making it nearly impossible for me to have stable conversations with people in person. My question is this. If put into this situation, how would any of you proceed? What route would any of you take to try and make new friends?

Is it worth trying to force myself to conform to social norms, or should I embrace my awkwardness and accept I may never be the most social person? Even if you don't answer this question, it was a bit calming to write this comment, so I suppose it was the right choice. Cheers. I don't think it's about conforming to social norms. it's like everyone sort of meets halfway yeah you bring like the courtesy and politeness that is social normality but then i think what he's what he's struggling with is that he doesn't have people to talk to you know sort of same age you know you know just like

normal everyday kind of stuff he's like missed out on the the informative kind of school year type stuff so he doesn't know what to begin almost honestly gaming start with gaming genuinely it might sound it might sound silly but if you want to like just learn how to talk to people and you don't have to worry about like

if it's an immune system thing you don't have to worry about that aspect of it you can talk to anyone from around the world you can hear a varied you know varied amount it depends on your taste you know like I've got loads of memories of when we first started playing like 360 online and just interacting with people all the time talking they're just strangers

like that's somewhere to begin at least yeah yeah definitely definitely does help being able to just randomly talk to someone you have no idea who they are what they look like just being able to talk to them about something is actually really helpful yeah and you've already got like something you can talk about because you're presumably you know playing some game and trying into that it's just to talk like if a hobby you have is to talk to people who have that hobby There'll be a common ground. It's just like what I found being in the car community is just like people are nice. Even if you don't know stuff, you can talk to them and they'll be really helpful and nice.

Like I spoke to a guy in the in Tesco car park for half hour because he just had a nice car. And we were just talking about everything. And he was like six in. It was just like we were just being talking. It was really nice because I just, I went in was just like, you've got a nice car. And it just goes on that. Yeah. That's a good way.

Yeah, I try, I suppose, to start with the things you like, you know, and try and find people that you can talk to about the things you like, because that's always the place to begin, and usually from there you can sort of delve a bit deeper, you know, you need a starting off point. Because usually the starting off point for all these people who become long-time friends at school is the fact they're forced into the same location and they're just around each other all the time.

forced into the same place in the line. Yeah, so that's the main thing you would have missed out on, so force that to happen in ways that you can. Obviously, there's loads of details we don't have because it's only a short little comment, but you can also with like, even if you start with like Reddit groups based around things you like,

you can communicate with people in there and start from that um as much as i have problems with the way some people use discord uh it could be a way to like you know connect with some people or communicate with people if that's something you need but you need to know that like you need to move on from that virtual yeah obviously like um i i'm only just thinking in terms of like if you really just want to start somewhere yeah to get the snowball yeah yeah um especially considering the um

affliction he has as well um that makes it a bit more difficult but but I know another important thing is it's okay not being the most sociable like I'm not I'm generally not that super sociable and it's like I'll go to the pub every so often

but I'm not someone who's going to constantly surround myself with people so there's nothing wrong with that it's real different in the day not all of us are going to be you know super extroverted and love people constantly it's okay there's no reason to be like down over that yeah um do whatever you can um stick within your um well if if you can go out your comfort zone just a little bit at first um in some way that without keeping you safe still um that's all you can really do honestly and just bit by bit chip away as everyone It takes time. You just got to know it takes time. You've got to build up with it.

Yeah. Like, I mean, I was completely socially inept until I was about 22, which is only like a few years ago for me. And if you're 18 and you're already thinking about it, you're probably doing better than I was when I was that age. I don't think I was even thinking about it. No, I was the same. Even now I'm still getting there. Yeah, everyone is. I mean. We're all on the same... Plain of existence. Yeah.

...roccating through space. Hmm, what else should we do? Alien Zach 27 says do another normal episode. Done. Oh. Apopsis Says how are the Yog's dogs doing Haven't heard from them for a while

And let's extend it into just All of jar pets The weekly jar pet update Go on then Okay you start No I just said go on then No no Jarl order so Billy's for

Argi's first Give us an update on Argi Argi's soldiering on been a little problem solver mixed mammal mammal mammalian thing don't you think mammalian really suits him there

he's a little he's a mammalian that's what he is like he's not a dog he's a mammalian he's a one in a mammalian one of a mammalian he's fine the annoying one at the moment is Paisley because she's like nine months old

she's oof big oof If you don't, because they're so energetic at that age, if you don't get them knackered, they will destroy. Yeah. So I lost some post the other day. She's been pretty good for the most part because when she just gets bored, she just goes and bites Argy and just infuriates him. So I'm all right. You're averted. Yeah, no major ailments.

Touch wood at the moment. Aside from the bit of poopy butt that needs wiping now and again. That's standard, though. Yeah, that's standard. That's standard. For a little gastro boy. Well, fuck, he's the gastro boy. God, he says.

Gastro mammalian. Billy went to the vet the other week. Is she good? She attacked the vet. Can't mess with her. Because she was trying to stick a needle in her fucking back. she got vaccinated she's a healthy weight

she's a healthy cat did you know cats paws sweat hmm do cats pant no when they get hot maybe I don't think so

do you see lions panting and like I don't know because I've never really thought about it I don't think they do but yeah we got her out of her cage when we got her to the vets and put her on like the platform thing and every

step just left like a juicy porprint like a stress sweat yeah because she was sweating so much she was freaking out James so we need to update on the dog I think I mentioned he got fucking three thorns stuck in his eyeball

three thorns stuck in proper thorns stuck in it in his eyeball it fucking bizarre how did it look his eye was fucking like his eyelid was stuck together from like the gunk from the eye and he was all like pus

yeah and it was super fucking horrible so he had those fucking fucking taken out and he's fine now um but he's doing much better he fucked his leg again he stepped on thorns and got like

massive thorns stuck in his leg we have um made a mistake with him and we'll give him like the dog food that's super high protein so it's like it's like a border collie a border collie that's that's high as fuck all the time with like basically on cocaine so he was terrible so he's now gone to work in dog food and he's much better he's gone to working dog food yeah he's now like low protein proper proper stuff and he's actually have you seen a difference in his behavior he's like if you go for a long walk

he'll actually be quite visibly tired if it's like a really long one which he wasn't before wow that's interesting so he was just getting like so much energy from non stop energy. So now he's a bit calmer and he's a bit more behaved and he's just getting, he's like leaving the puppy stage. Yeah, the older he gets, the more calm he'll become. He's 100% my boy.

Like, he will spend most of his day by me all the time. Yeah, we've been on some good walks, aren't me? He has, he's a... We'll have to do some more and when it gets a bit nicer outside. We can. And we can show the jar or some of it on jar, maybe. That's a possibility.

We need another dog cast, though. Which is never going to happen. It's crazy. Yeah. They just create such a maelstrom of, like, mess. And chaos. And chaos. But I don't really want them up here.

That's been one of the themes of this episode, chaos. Chaos, destruction, and poo. And do you know what? Do you know what it be chaos? Buying a snake. And on that note, that's the end of the episode. Yeah, boy. Thanks for listening and supporting and leave questions for the next one.

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