JAR Media Posdact - Disagree Toagree Agree - Corncast 42

Episode Date: May 10, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:41 Organise Area 16:06 Rubens Game Theory 30:52 ...Mid Break 31:38 Reddit Questions 32:16 Gravity Falling Onto These 32:53 Muffin - paper eat or paper not eat? 34:27 Cadbury 18 Roll Challenge 36:18 Quite a gross story (warning, a bit gross) 38:55 What part of the chicken is the most delectable 39:40 Aged Franchises 48:47 Ice Cream Cake or Pie 52:50 Alexs Thoughts on Current Lego Themes 56:22 Disagree To Agree 57:29 If James was a talking car 1:10:59 Is the cacodamon a dibby?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Let me just have a sip I know how to sound hot on on voice chat now you have to just eat an apple That's the ASMR trick isn't it So you don't have mouth noises It's nice and crisp I'm going to go eat an apple
Starting point is 00:00:24 Give me a sec No You only eat bananas No And you only take one bite anyway You only eat banana, yeah, you only need to bite. When you're wine tasting as well, you bite into an apple to refresh your palate. No, you drink sparkling water.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I want to say, I've... No, sparkling water. Oh. When I went wine tasting with James's dad, I'm... Oh, shut up. Shut up. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast number 41. I'm your host, Alex, joined as always, by...
Starting point is 00:00:57 James's dad. Gamer Rubin. Oh, yeah. James's dad James's dad Here he is I was actually going to introduce James as Jordan Pierce
Starting point is 00:01:07 which is kind of a combination of two of the previous names into a new one so now he's got his kind of James Bond alternate name so what do we think guys 41
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Starting point is 00:01:36 So We got to do a What is it called this week Housekeeping Comment Area Comment Zone Whatever Kobe Langston's going to start us off
Starting point is 00:01:51 Wait so James has enough balls To order a specific burger from McDonald's That takes extra effort for free but won't follow up on some lost nuggets. Yes, yes. That disturbed me. Do you know why? Because changing a burger is on a machine.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Going to get nuggets is in person. It's as simple as that. But why do you care? As if they give a shit? Like, it's not a big deal for them. No, I just get anxious. Like, what am I supposed to do? Um, oh, P has a fucked up, but this whole wiping thing spawned just, uh, just an onslaught of comments regarding it.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Um, the first one being, in regards to the great wiping debate, I genuinely use Jim's technique. Only my bath is on the left and I lift my left leg. I thought I was the inventor and sole user of this innovative and vastly superior wiping method, but Jim has proven once again that he's the true pioneer. of jar. This was in reference to Jim describing the way he wipes being that he lifts his leg up onto the
Starting point is 00:03:06 bath, I guess, for extra angles. And for the record, whether it's your right leg or your left leg, it doesn't matter. It just needs to be a leg up. As long as the leg's going up, then you're having a good time. Fantastic. I hate that. Why, go on.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Because it's not logical to wipe your bottom that way I'm sorry we've gone how I'm just two people have come up with this perfect way of wiping separately
Starting point is 00:03:38 you know I'm sure there's more yeah but this this is fact that we know of you know we all need to come out of you know we need to embrace the premium
Starting point is 00:03:53 wipeage well speaking of coming out of hiding though a lot of um muggle quidditch players came out of the woodwork regarding last episode we briefly mentioned it when we're talking about weird sports just offhand and of course that was the thing that like there are loads of quidditch players that happened to hear it or whatever a swiggy being one of them when i was about 1112 i was an avid muggle quidditch player at my school we had a club with about five of us and since we were so young the teacher of the club didn't let us use actual brooms like we're supposed to so we use pool noodles since there were so few players
Starting point is 00:04:31 we couldn't even have real teams either it was probably the most pathetic thing i've ever done but it's nothing compared to how cringe the professional leagues are okay no there's professional leagues i need to have i need to have funny image though counseling or therapy since i think you should the five kids of pool noodles just like running around in a field just like throwing oh that's the hang what The fucking, you got the snitch, you got the blut, there's a blu-word, the blagger, the blagger, the bludger, the fucking, Bill Tong. How do you know all this? I watched all of them two years ago, I watched every Harry Potter film back to back, and every Twilight film, actually, back to back.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I was just watching all the, like, teen book shit movie, like, series is. Yeah, yeah. The Harry Potter was by far the best. I feel like if you're a, a 12-year-old playing quit. like whatever you know I played Star Wars and on the playground well yeah like you shouldn't be embarrassed for like shit you played when you were like fuck no to me it's just the woggle thing the uh yeah it's the pool uh tunes yeah the noodles yeah the noodles that's just that's funny to me but there's someone else um who said this is leo kirby to add on to last
Starting point is 00:05:52 week muddle quidditch was only a thing i discovered last year when i really I realized the uni I was going to had their own Quidditch team. They have their own branded social media for it as well. It's bizarre seeing people running around with sticks between their legs, but whatever, but whatever makes them happy. Yeah, as you were just saying, Jim. Yeah, model, model, muggle quidditch. Yeah, I think, I think that's nice. I think that's nice, because the teacher stood there and did that and, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:16 made sure you guys are having fun and shit. That's a nice thing to do, I think. That's a good teacher. Yeah, yeah, it's fine for, like, when you're a kiddie. I can't imagine uni students doing it. The whole reason the game is cool in the books is because they're flying around using magic. Yeah, also, like, the rules don't make sense. Yeah, it's not like a normal game.
Starting point is 00:06:38 You watch the movies, and it's like, this one's worth six points. This one is worth nine points. Yeah, and then Harry Potter gets killed. Yeah, he gets, every time you plays it, he, like, would have died. He won by, like, deep-throating it. Yeah, he deep-throating it. Yeah, he deep-throating it. But the whole game is, like,
Starting point is 00:06:55 if you catch this one thing, it just ends and you win. Like, it's the shittest game. No, it only makes sense in a magical world where there is such thing as a little snitch that flies around. Nah, but even then. Chavez jig has a problem with you, Jim.
Starting point is 00:07:15 I take issue with Jim saying that he could beat an eagle in a fight when in a previous charcaste he had to get Alex to help him to get a seagull out of a bathroom. This is two... this is two totally fucking different scenarios no no no no one one is a fight to the death the other is me not having to interact with a bird and getting someone else to do it so yeah so if you can't handle a well obviously if if if I'm in a
Starting point is 00:07:46 scenario where I have to kill the eagle then that's what I'm gonna have to do but I I had the option. If there would have been an eagle in that bathroom, I would have done the exact same thing and Alex would have taken eagle. So what you're saying is you won't fight an eagle. You'd get Alex to fight an eagle for you.
Starting point is 00:08:09 No, I'm saying I won't fight an eagle unless I absolutely have to. No, no. You said that the pigeon was scary or whatever. The pigeon? No, it wasn't a pigeon, bro. It was a seagull.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Seagulls are scary. I forget, okay? I forget. I never claimed that eagles aren't scary. I think eagles are very scary. But I think snakes are scary, and I could beat a snake in a fight. Yes, because that cat, a snake, unless it's venomous, will do less damage to you. What can a snake do if it's not venomous?
Starting point is 00:08:53 What can an eagle do? fuck you up they're fucking huge claws we've been over this you can't fight an eagle you can't fight pasta though because that was the other fucking debate that went down last episode and we actually had an italian listener right in with their feedback this is crappy posts don't care if you've already debated pastor but here's a comment that i left last corncast as a fellow italian thank you jamie and alex for defending fusili and spaghetti hearing reuben just shitting on these types of pastor is honestly offensive to me. Here's a list of the best pastors ranked by an Italian pasta man and then you can talk about it.
Starting point is 00:09:33 So they have number one, if you're silly, they have a beautiful shape and they taste nice with everything. Any thoughts on that? No, that is true. I only hate it because it's the only one I've had for literal months. I haven't had variety. So I'm not a fan at the moment. numbers two they have spaghetti three
Starting point is 00:09:53 how do you say I don't think I've ever said a lot of these out loud I've only read them and been like oh far fell far fell far fell or some shit you would assume they'll just go A on the end
Starting point is 00:10:06 the shape is cute but the best part is the centre that stays a bit crunchy and gives it a nice texture I don't actually know which one that is I got to zoom in this text isn't that a little like bow ties How do you spell this?
Starting point is 00:10:20 The bow ties are shit. No, they're good. I like the bow tie shirt myself. Yeah, I like the bow tie. Four is trophy. Fantastic stuff. These are very nice with a juveniles pesto. I'm obviously like just butchering the Italian way you're supposed to say it.
Starting point is 00:10:40 How about you try being English, bitch? What do we have? We've got beans and we got low salt and sugar. beans. Fuck you. We got beans and would you put beans with? Trophy. Trophy looks weird. I've had, um, pistachio trophy.
Starting point is 00:10:57 So how do you say? The next one is Conchigli. Conchiglioni. Oh, conchiglioni. Yeah, but they said in parentheses, please stop saying it the way you're saying it because it sounds like you're saying Coglione that means
Starting point is 00:11:11 testicles as a swear word. Coglione. Why do they call pasta after balls? Why would you do that? Yeah. Oh, my coglioni. Yeah, I like conchiglione. Yeah, I like that one.
Starting point is 00:11:27 I like conchiglioni. Then it was Tagletelli, then Grammagenea. They look smaller and longer. This is just like hell for me, like trying to read this. But Pene is number nine. Oh, peni is good. It's so good. Do you want to hear their explanation, though, which is,
Starting point is 00:11:46 in my opinion, they're over. overrated, they're nice, don't get me wrong, but there are seven other types of pasta better than this one. Also stop saying it like Quote peni or peen, I guess because if you say I love penne or peen it would translate as I love penis I love say the second end letter. How many fucking words do you think they would mispronounce in English, huh? How many words? The main word that I've heard mispronounced of English is crow. I've heard crow pronounce as crow more than one times by more than one person
Starting point is 00:12:21 really hey well like like the bird bird crow yeah I've had that pronounce as crow uh on three occasions by three different people what's this they've like
Starting point is 00:12:31 pointed it and got to look at that crow yeah that's such a specific thing yeah it's funny how many crows there are just like hanging out I fucking love Penne yeah Penny's based
Starting point is 00:12:44 fuck you Italians have you ever gagged on penny fucking world war fucking two turn coats what size were you on huh yeah shut up English pronunciation
Starting point is 00:12:56 English pronunciation fuck pasta penny penne I only eat beans on penne yeah Bubba docke's going to round off
Starting point is 00:13:09 this segment and this pasta topic this was the American guy that we kind of and made fun of for saying about making food from scratch in the box so yeah let me read this so because yeah in the i'm the american james so james should be this question with an american accent if it's picked well james can't see it so all right i'm really mad about how you fuck has reacted to my fresh pasta question and i think after being unjustly shat on throughout the
Starting point is 00:13:36 episode i get to epically own you with the second part i wasn't saying you have to make fresh pasta every day your life or when you're busy I was saying your discussion over what is the best pasta was dumb because you guys were talking about non-fresh pasta and saying what is the best pastor? Not the best option to make after work. You're talking about the best pasta you can have.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I wasn't saying frozen pasta. I'm saying the shit you buy at the store is significantly worse than homemade pasta. Whether the store bought stuff is frozen in a box therefore you're all wrong. I want to open this with, but you were suggesting that it's easy to just make pasta and it's like, yeah, if you've got an hour of
Starting point is 00:14:12 time. I just want to... Yeah, shut up. That your phrasing letters all to react in a particular way. Someone could make arguments for why they only make frozen pasta as you guys do to defend box pasta. I was also asking if you have ever made your own recipe, not if you ever made food at home. I'm really mad.
Starting point is 00:14:30 My point about the frozen aisle is that stuff like freshly cut and fried fries are unbelievably better than frozen fries, just like how homemade pasta is unbelievably better. B, boo, boo. also what the fuck you have the time to make your own sauce but not the time to make fresh pasta what the fuck kind of tomato juice far ass sauce are you making that takes time this is really so strange yeah you go to the boys just wanted to bust your balls on the pasta a bit you go to the shop you get yourself a little pat carter tomato pasta and then you just add spices boom that's it wait I'm confused when he's saying fresh
Starting point is 00:15:09 pasta does he mean like handmade pasta okay so let's get this clear when you go to the shops you can get dried pasta in big packets right or you can get the fresh egg like egg pasta that's like you know in the fridge aisle or whatever
Starting point is 00:15:24 and even Gordon Ramsey says to use the dried shit because it's better there you go I use the dry shit you sold it you can buy in fucking like a kilo like fucking 15 kilogram bags and it just lasts a fucking month, boom.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Yeah, I think, ban this guy from the Reddit, ban this guy from YouTube. Yeah, you know what? He's gone too far this time. He doesn't get Criticizers. I was on his side, but I've been outvoted, so sorry, man, I'm going to have to block you. Get out of here. Get blocks, get banned.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Trolls. Don't get blacked. It's time for topics, guys. Rubin? Why not he starts off? Topic? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't remember why I was going to say about this,
Starting point is 00:16:14 but it's just saying that I was working on writing, which was, so the Apex Update came out. Yeah, that was it. The Apex Update came out. And it was kind of a hotly anticipated one. What were we on, nine? Season nine? Season nine.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Legacy. Yeah. New character comes with it. And, you know, they've got a jetpack, and they have loads more passive abilities than any other character in the game. And they also have an offensive ability as they're like, tactical ability and their ultimate
Starting point is 00:16:41 lets them rotate to other areas in a way that other characters have previously never been able to do. Other characters have been able to quickly get you across ground are Pathfinder and Wraith and they can only do it with like a grapple or a portal. An Octane
Starting point is 00:16:57 who's actually one of my favorite ones for that actually. Octane's a lot of fun for it. But this one has a jet pack and she can just launch you up into the air like you're using a zipline thing, what do they call it? A tower. A jump tower. A balloon, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:13 And I was saying about, because I've started writing something about how in life service games, are they doomed to expand too far every time? Is that it? Is that how the death of every life service comes around, which is incorporating too much? Are they always doomed to get just too inflated? Is that it?
Starting point is 00:17:33 Because as time goes on, and one of my main examples at the moment anyway, I've only just sort of started writing it today, actually, is GTA. In 2013, in GTA Online, you could buy, like, a Ferrari and at most a tank, maybe. You know, you could also buy a fighter jet, but it cost $6 million, which was a hard thing to come by in GTA Online back then. You know, there was genuine, like, oh, shit, he's got the jet. He's played a lot. Now, you can buy the fucking back-to-the-future car and missile the fuck out of everybody on the map.
Starting point is 00:18:07 And it doesn't even cost much. So, 20, but the, you know, that'd be fine. But the mission design hasn't changed since 2013. So you've got 2013, like, open world player missions with 2021, like, content being pumped into it. And none of it works anymore. Yeah, because that was, that's why you make sequels, isn't it, when you stretch the formula to the max. And that was my next one, which was, you know, a lot of them, you know, eventually they reach a point with like, okay, this is too big. We need to make another one.
Starting point is 00:18:38 destiny one to destiny two that might have been one of those but even then i don't really believe it is because destiny two destiny two destiny one wasn't so big they needed a second one it was just the activision were like make another game we want to make more money simple as that and destiny one came from a time that was destiny one who came out in a confusing era because destiny is what really set the trend in stone or set the trend in motion compared to other games where gtie a to duty online obviously just online was a big money maker the whole time but it didn't come out in 2014 i think that's the fundamental difference destiny one came out in 2014 gtify came out in 2013 it just didn't have that there wasn't a confusing you know what is this
Starting point is 00:19:23 game yeah i think i think that all life service games are are doomed to get too big for themselves i think that's what it is because design philosophy is different in 2019 in apix's case to what it is in 2021. Yeah, and it depends on the type of game, too, because I feel like World of Warcraft, that formula is able to be stretched because of what it is. That's another one of my fucking examples.
Starting point is 00:19:49 That was it. I was like, you need to obviously acknowledge the World of Warcraft has been doing that for like years, but yeah, see, I'm not the only one that's seeing this shit. It's fucked. And especially when they're basing their stores around cosmetics and things, you're seeing a similar kind of concept play out
Starting point is 00:20:06 through the just extreme design because they have to keep trying to alluring people into buying them. Well, yeah, the same tape of silhouette. It's gone. Yeah. You know, it gets so ridiculous in Apex because just like a couple episodes ago
Starting point is 00:20:19 we were praising like, oh, this like world building is so cool and these characters have fun stories behind them. And then you jump into the game and there's like these ridiculous skins that are, they're like Halloween themed or just like robots and just random shit like that don't belong.
Starting point is 00:20:34 And it really like hurts the experience. and yeah it is like playing a fire what they're doing especially with this character-based stuff like the more you add to that my first thought when I played the new character was like what is the point of pathfinder now like how can you even compete in terms of the mobility you know well I've I've been playing the new character Valk a lot and she's made the game like 10 times and more enjoyable just because of how you can play her but what will happen with Apex if they don't fix it is it's going to end up like
Starting point is 00:21:09 Overwatch or Rainbow Six. Rainbow Six is one of the main ones that I use as my example of it going wrong. Trouble is it's all very anecdotal the evidence. It's just people like us being like oh it's not fun anymore. Is that a power creep thing? Yes. That might go. Yeah. It just
Starting point is 00:21:25 got silly. You know you had these quite simple like oh this character can do this this character can do that and this character has turrets and they have lasers on them and they can destroy everything and if you do this then they'll blow you up in one hit. It just gets ridiculous. The way it worked with, obviously, Rainbow Six,
Starting point is 00:21:43 is when it launched it was like this grounded SWAT things. It was like sledgehammers and really, like realistic things to the nowadays of like a SWAT team. But then, yeah, like we even said, it jumped to like these obscenely futuristic concept of characters, which don't work within the premise they set out at launch. Yeah, and they all seem to do this, these very contemporary games or titles such as GT
Starting point is 00:22:05 five, Rainbow Six, they seem to always have this thing where they don't, they don't have that much imagination, so they always go to near future. And it's somehow more frustrating when they do that than it would be if they just went like far future. It's like my Ferrari all of a sudden has no value against your back to the future missile car or the missile bike. Yeah, I mean, it's been a joke with GTA for just so long now that there hasn't been a sequel and all the games that have come out in that time frame. Yeah, the time between San Andreas and GCA5 is less than a decade. Think about that.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Yeah. Nine years. We haven't had another one since then, no. Yeah, and it's because they're just reacting to what the market's doing because of these stores, like, people just flood into them. They love it. Yeah. Sad.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Is this all their imagination can afford? Well, the thing is, surely. you can only stretch it so far there has to be a point where it's like okay like this has been around for ages now like gt o five like how long can it possibly go that you say that with so many franchises like uh like cod you know every year like this is going to be the one that's not going to do well and then it like just breaks new records and it's like it's so unpredictable all this shit it's just such an insane industry see what i don't i think there's going to be an end to apex eventually because it just can't like keep adding characters because it's not sustainable but
Starting point is 00:23:38 I think we still know that that could happen so I think they are trying to try other things to make sure to try and avoid like a fate where the game just kind of dies a very slow death just peters out really sadly yeah well they added that new mode didn't they that's not like a battle real I haven't tried it yet what's it like it's arena sucks arena it's it's It's shit because the weapons are balanced the way they are in battle in the BR mode. So you can just get a bow at the moment, which is the power weapon, and you can just fan that and that's all you do all merch. And it's fine.
Starting point is 00:24:17 You like, do well with it. It's just, it needs to, they need to properly balance it. But for, it's only been out what, four days. So you've got to let it them to actually review all of it and then make changes. Yeah. This is all initial impressions. of the season. I think with the popularity of Apex and them trying this,
Starting point is 00:24:39 they've got Titan 4 in the back pocket. They've got that IP and it will have interest. So I think they're testing. I think they're testing other things. I think respawn are two. They know the industry enough to actually not die out. Yeah, they're one of the few examples who've actually managed to make it work when you got your anthems, when you go at your Avengers,
Starting point is 00:25:02 when you go at your... The thing is we haven't seen a Battle Royale dive over... A.A. Live service die of over expansion yet. Usually they just die because they're shit before they even get the chance to expand. We haven't seen one expand
Starting point is 00:25:16 to such an extent that people just get fed up with it. I think GT Online is one of those ones where it's like it could. It could just be a case of you know what guys? Fuck you. I think that's the case for us
Starting point is 00:25:33 like with GTA 5 like it has just there are so many 15 year olds just getting into a girl who were obviously hooked on that shit that's the thing we'll get in their PS5s as like the new GTA version coming out yeah there's going to be so many more people coming in
Starting point is 00:25:48 yeah it's it's too big to fail just got accepted there are like 10 games that are always in the top 10 and like two or three of them are like subbed out every now and again like when a Nintendo game comes out or a fool guy's or something. And the cod is
Starting point is 00:26:08 just replaced by cod. Any other thoughts on this new season of Apex or this topic of attention? It's definitely better than my knee joke reaction which was I don't like it very much. But
Starting point is 00:26:22 well first of all we have to say that their servers were totally fucked. Yeah, yeah. It's just pointless. Trying online games for the first 24 hours, if not two days now. It's just pointless. You can't take a day off work reliably to play a game now like you once kid.
Starting point is 00:26:43 You just can't take the risk now because you could just be staring at a server screen all day long. Yeah, or you just have a piece of shit like cyberpunk. I understand people getting annoyed, but it's like when you've got the amount of people trying to funnel through like this one kind of client. Yeah, and it's free. But it's like, people are like, I need compensation because Apex was somewhat didn't really work. Did they forget that the first two weeks of GTA Online was fucked? And that when you got into it... And also, they didn't pay for Apex.
Starting point is 00:27:12 No. Yeah, it's brilliant. I think with GTA Online, two months later, everyone got all of their stuff reset. Like, that game was fucking terrible. And... Different times, too. Yeah. 2013, man.
Starting point is 00:27:24 2013. So, like, like, game... Everyone's going to play the game at the same time to just fucking. and chill. Cod does it all the time as well. It's like, I hate seeing this attitude. It's like, this happens every season of Apex. It's a joke. It happens with every game.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Every game just is fucked when it's launched. You know, it's like, just, I don't like when people complain about it. It's a bit irritating. So just to go back to the, uh, the like over design topic thing, a minute. So do you not count Rainbow 6 as a, as an example of one that's failing? because of that, but I guess it hasn't failed hard enough. I don't know what the numbers are of how many people are playing it still.
Starting point is 00:28:05 That's the thing. It's purely anecdotes or whether or not it's failed. Yeah, exactly. Unless you can measure player numbers. If it's an online game and it has zero people playing it, that's kind of like, that's a failure, right? I don't really care about that, though, if the game is a failure or not. It's just about whether I want to play it or not.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Yeah, I don't want to play it. Yeah, I don't want to play Rainbow 6 anymore. like when i saw clips of some guy that's got a grapple hook that like shoots through windows and then he launches through it it's like yeah i just can't be bothered it's just too much yeah and the big part of that game was like finding out who you're up against and then knowing what they're capable of but when there's that many characters and it's the same thing with apex if they just keep adding characters like your your ability to react quickly is lost and like in a multiplayer game that's pretty key I am just looking at like the player counts and um
Starting point is 00:29:07 Rainbow 6 is like constantly much lower the last year it's always been like a peg down so let's go to one year yeah Apex is definitely much it's just a more popular game well I mean it always would be because it's just more accessible but I don't if you look at all time but Siege doesn't seem to be dying off
Starting point is 00:29:32 It's got From 2018 to now it's got like 80 more thousand players Really? Yeah It just doesn't seem to be in the zeitgeist In the same way it was a few years ago Yeah But I don't know how much of that is just us not being interested in it
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah I think that would be the case Because it's just stayed the same in 2019 If not it's got better since 2019 and that's when we stopped playing is around 2019 I think maybe it was just like a rut yeah probably but the thing
Starting point is 00:30:07 is as well like there's too many too many live service games you have to pick one and that's your like multiplayer game or whatever yeah and they're all designed to require you to play them like a job so you have time to play anything else
Starting point is 00:30:22 you can only play one or two yeah so so I've picked a We've picked Apex for the time being. I think we're all going to die off it eventually. I don't think it will... I do think Apex is the best one then. I think it is as well. I think it's the best. It's the best battle rea. I don't know if it's the best like live service, but it's the best battle real. Yeah, Battle Royale. Wow. Well, on that, no. See you off the D's.
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Starting point is 00:32:18 A couple of episodes ago, Alex said he was never really interested in watching the show Gravity Falls. I just have to say, I strongly recommend the show. I recently watched the show as an adult and it holds up. It's like Avatar made for kids, but accessible for all ages. Best children's cartoon never made. Okay. All right, next question. No, I'm sure it's
Starting point is 00:32:41 good. I mean, it's just that thing of at a certain point, like, we recommended like, there's so many good things that exist. You just got to pick your battles, you know? Yeah, you can't. You can't watch everything. The softest bulletin has one.
Starting point is 00:32:56 after you've eaten a muffin do you carefully eat the leftover bits stuck to the paper or do you just eat the paper too I eat the bits sometimes I can't say I've ever intentioned on the paper
Starting point is 00:33:10 I never eat the paper on purpose well this is a fun Alex and Jamie fact from when I was a baby and Alex was a toddler or three-year-old how long are people toddlers for did Alex tell you that you didn't tell me
Starting point is 00:33:23 I was just a baby Alex ate a cupcake and then just or had multiple cupcakes and you just gave me the papers. And you loved it? Yeah, I just ate them. You ate the papers? Well, I was a baby and I was handed like sweet little thing, so I ate it. This is an abusive thing about it.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Yes, the abusive toddler. No, it's better than Alex littering. Yeah, and is that something you've never done, is it, Jamie? No, I haven't. I bet you there'll be at least one commenter who says that they always eat. the paper. I don't blame them. I wouldn't blame them.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Juicy trunks. No, okay, this is fucked up. When I was a kid, I would eat the cupcake and then put the paper in my mouth and, like, chew it for as long as it was sweet. And then, and then, like, spit it out into the bin. Damn. That's fucking... Ew.
Starting point is 00:34:18 That's gross, Jane. Sugar rush. Just anything for sugar. Yeah. Uh. Um, S dash Mahon has one. Me and my friends were talking about cabri mini rolls, and two of them claimed they could eat 52 of them. So I bought the 104 mini rolls, but the most anyone could manage was 18.
Starting point is 00:34:40 How many mini rolls do you boys think you could manage? I hate mini rolls. In one setting. They're the little cream-filled thing. Yes. Yeah, yeah. I don't really like them. Little long.
Starting point is 00:34:49 I don't know. Yeah. Like eight before being like, you know what? I kind of want to do a video on this. in the future yeah no no because I feel like I could be 18 yeah you can probably
Starting point is 00:35:02 I think I could be 18 I just wouldn't like you think you could be 18 yeah I'd be 18 mini rolls I just wouldn't enjoy it if I fast from like yeah like if I had a shit little breakfast went to the gym came back
Starting point is 00:35:15 and went straight into a mini roll challenge yeah let's do the fucking mini roll challenge in the future I hate mini roles that's not I don't like mini rolls no one likes mini rolls They suck. I don't want to forcibly eat something I'm not going to enjoy.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Maltisers, I'll eat fucking five boxes of them in one sitting in about a month. Nah, not cool. Not impressive. That's not a cool challenge. You can't show a mini roll in the amounts. Anyone can eat fucking Maltisers and big amounts. Okay, what challenge should I do then? Mini Rool.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Yeah, Donna Cabab Challenge. How many fucking large donna cabs can be able to do that day? No, no. How many Lepadip? I'll give you a whole day. So, you know, it's a fair challenge. Oh, have you ever had reheated Donner the next day? It gives me the fucking worst shit.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Yeah, it's like hard on the edges. Yeah, it's horrible. Oh, Donna. Something very strange about Donna. Just remember our code, the extra large Donner crab. No mixed-gabab code. So we have this one from J.C.1-370, but I'm going to actually have to put a warm. up front that this is like really gross. I found this really gross when I was reading this, but I'm gonna, I'm still gonna go ahead and read it because we need at least one poo story.
Starting point is 00:36:35 I have an epic poo-poo tale for you mingers. Whilst in sick form, a friend of ours, we'll call him Walt, decided to have a house party as his parents were away for the weekend. One of our friends, let's call him Tim, was very large and would tend to drink more than he could handle, believing his size would compensate for the amount of alcohol. Tim was also known for having foul bowels. He'd previously dropped a shit so large in my toilet that my mother couldn't enter the bathroom for several days. It came to around 3 a.m. at the house party and I realized Tim and Walt had been missing for a few hours, so I went looking for them to make sure they were okay, but wasn't prepared for what I would ultimately find. As I approached Walt's parents' bedroom, I could smell the catastrophe before I saw it. What I found was Walt scrubbing furiously with tears in his eyes, and Tim passed out.
Starting point is 00:37:22 on the bed. Tim had tried to go to the onsuit in the parents' bedroom but didn't quite make it. He had shat his pants and in his drunken state attempted to alleviate the issue by pulling the shit out of his pants and wiping it on whatever he could find. There was shit all over every surface
Starting point is 00:37:38 the curtains, the carpet, the bed sheets the walls and himself. Despite Walt's best efforts, his parents later found mould growing in the wardrobe from the residue of shit left behind. He had to come clean metaphorically and would never host a party again. That's fucking grim.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Oh my god. Wait, so he told his parents that like a stranger had smeared shit all in their bedroom. I guess so, yeah. My parents would kill me. I mean, you should have known. You should have known not to invite such a liability. Yeah, I mean, really.
Starting point is 00:38:19 so how does the shit go to that point you know don't invite the liability like you're absolute drunkest could you imagine like picking the shit out of your ass and like throwing it around the room I've always made it to the bathroom if I need to like be sick I'll only need a shit and I've been that bad
Starting point is 00:38:37 it wasn't sure I get there for me to be fucking sick yeah I've never shit myself due to any oh yeah okay He had to think, so much.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I don't think we need to repeat them. Rip Fluid has a quick one for us. What part of the chicken is the most delectable? Chicken. Wing. Fie. Yeah. I'm a gem, I like wing.
Starting point is 00:39:07 A little tiny wing. That's the obvious answer, though. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Don't be a budge. Everyone's going to say chicken wing, unless we will. Nope. Yeah, it's the chicken fire.
Starting point is 00:39:18 boom what most yummiest part of chicken um honestly thigh fillets are very nice boneless thigh fillets boom exactly yeah I'm sorry oh this is a funny one from leg 27 um because I've been thinking about this very topic myself hey chart I was watching a few of the older cast and noticed that Max Payne dead space and gears of war I brought up quite a bit I was wondering if you think these franchises are still worth going back to for newcomers. Also, is there any lesser known slash older video game franchises you think people should play? Thanks, P-Hub Clubbers. Who has been playing Max Payne?
Starting point is 00:40:03 I played Max Payne several times now. You played the whole trilogy, right? Yeah, I played the whole trilogy recently. I played three when it came out, and I didn't really like it. And then I was always vocally against it for years. and then I played it again last year on PC and I thought, man, this game is one of the best games ever.
Starting point is 00:40:24 And then I played the trilogy through very recently. How did one and two hold it? It's actually very good, as long as you're able to hit F5 and quicksave regularly. Yeah. Well, they're fucking weird and old, so as long as you quicksave, it's all good because you need to
Starting point is 00:40:41 learn, you know, you're not going to approach it with the mindset that they were designing it with, because it's just a few years out now. So we're not, people don't think in that same way. Yeah, they're very good. Yeah, out of those three, that's the only series I haven't played. I only played Max Payne 3 and I mean on Xbox 360. It's so fucking good. It's so good with a mouse and keyboard. That's the thing. That's the thing. Being able to aim with a mouse, I feel like how, I feel like how they wanted you to feel. I'm like, I see why, you know, see what you wanted me to feel like.
Starting point is 00:41:13 With a controller, it's just not the same. Yeah, that game specifically does not. not translate at all, does it? But Dead Space, I would say 1 and 2 specifically. Even 3, I mean, it's okay, it's not as good as the first two, but
Starting point is 00:41:30 yeah, I reckon they're still pretty good. The Max Payne trilogy is the best out of those three franchises. Yeah. I don't know, I mean, Gaze of all 1, 2, and 3 are pretty like, fantastic. Yeah, that's my personal favorite out of those three. They're pretty fantastic.
Starting point is 00:41:45 With friends. Gears 1, I think... Yeah, Gees of 1 lets it down. Easy. Yeah, not that great. And I don't know if I'd like Gears 2 at all if I didn't have, like, nostalgia for it. Well, this was what I was thinking, so I was like...
Starting point is 00:42:01 Because Gears of War is not what it was, you know? Like, when Gears of War 1 was, like, tease, that was, like, a moment, you know? And, like, advertising in the games media. You forget about it now, but... Relatively, Max Payne might be the most playable. Like, out of gears and Max Payne anyway. I think Dead Space sits in a different area because of just being a horror game
Starting point is 00:42:21 and being slightly different in what it was going for. Like, it's third person, but it's not quite the same. The Space One still plays real good. Yeah, Dead Space One and two are still, like, amazing. Genuinely, like, incredible games. And more accessible than Max Payne 1 and 2, it's just Max Penh one and two are, something about them that you can't help but be kind of in awe of,
Starting point is 00:42:41 considering when they came out. They've got really well written, stories as well yeah that especially that especially fun from the mind of sam like i fucking love that man yeah the other two don't really have that aspect that they don't have like well-written stories but they have awesome set pieces like the giz award trilogy it's like it's just such a fountain of memes and funny shit like uh it's so memorable to me every single one of those entries is so memorable with just the dumb shit that goes down
Starting point is 00:43:16 the giant worms the thing I would say about particularly Dead Space and well Dead Space 3 but also the whole Max Payne trilogy is if you have a friend to play them with like if you play Death Space 1 and 2 and you think wow those are great play the third one with a friend
Starting point is 00:43:31 definitely yeah the game is designed that way in your own the story's better too in 3 if you play a cult yeah and Gears of war play the whole thing but well play one two and three friend don't play four or five they they kind of suck to me honest play five i reckon because it leads back to two
Starting point is 00:43:51 yeah actually yeah play five play five just don't play it on like just play on normal all right don't play it higher than that they didn't balance it for anything higher than normal it's not fun on anything higher than normal it just kind of sucks and this is coming from pro gamers me and jim tried playing on like the equivalent of like halo heroic and it was just shit it just was really shit it varied between being like perfect and just like not thought through I found that with most gears like high high difficulties though like gears free like it was fine up until the last bit but it's impossible if it wasn't single player oh yeah that was that was really bad but what about any uh lesser known other
Starting point is 00:44:39 franchises uh you think people should play Zumbinis? Zumbini's actually, yeah. There's Zumbini's on Steam. It's on mobile, I think. Fucking likes to play the DSX games with Adam Jensen. Yeah Zimbini is. Human Revolution and Mankind divided.
Starting point is 00:45:05 They're fucking sick. Yeah, I got quite far into Revolution, but but I just kind of fell off of it. But it was a very, very enjoyable game when I did play it. Enslade. Oh, Metro, Metro. Play the Metro trilogy if you haven't. If you don't like the first Metro, fair enough.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Move on to Last Light. But, you know, if you think, yeah, these games are cool. Do you play the first one as well. I don't think that's not known, though. I think a lot of people know about it. There are loads of people that play this. Lesson-None slash older video game franchises, so. I feel like Metro Cal isn't.
Starting point is 00:45:41 I'll put Metro. Halo 1 is aged really well Yeah, Halo 1's like perfect still Prey Yeah, play Prey 2017 Yeah, actually an incredible game It's not older, well it is older But it's in this particular entry
Starting point is 00:45:57 Less unknown, let's say Or just underrated Underappreciated Bioshock series That's not fucking that Everyone knows Bioshock It's older though Older, yeah, fucking
Starting point is 00:46:12 Listen, Bioschop 1st, 2000 is 7, right? That's a long time ago now. Yeah, that was ages ago. 14 years ago. What about Half-Life? Yeah, by MIT, GT Online. Fortnite, that's not well-known. What are you going to say, Alex, Half-Life 1?
Starting point is 00:46:36 Yeah, fuck it, play Half-Life 1. Yeah, I mean Half-Life 2 is old now. Yeah. See, I don't consider it old. I don't know what's wrong with me. Like, old is like Ridge Racer type 4, which is like... James, it came out when we were like 10. Yeah, I just like, that sounds like my childhood.
Starting point is 00:46:54 When I think old in games, I'm thinking like PlayStation 1 era, like that old? When did Rage Racer type 4? Like, 19. PST. 90s or some shit. Incredible. Came out in 1998. Boom, incredible game.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Underrated. It's a soundtrack. It's so good. JPEG. mafia used a sample from it boom that is a play it for the soundtrack that soundtrack is good just listen to the soundtrack of a dracer type four do it you know what i think is a game that more people should play what l a noir really yeah i love how dedicated it is to its thing yeah i just feel like it was a few years too early yeah yeah you're totally right
Starting point is 00:47:42 No, on the subject of that, sleeping dogs. Yo, sleeping dogs is fucking awesome. That is a fucking masterpiece. Yeah, that game is amazing. The karaoke mini game will have you hooked for hours. Well, with that in mind, with the karaoke mini game, the Yakuza games are definitely worth taking a look at if you never have. Like Yakuza Zero or Yakuza Kaami 1 or 2.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Well, you can use a zero or Yakuza Kawami 1. Just by GamePath. game pass and play them. Yeah, so play every single one of those games we just listed by next week and we'll answer to the Westman. Yeah, all of them. Yeah, you have to say some
Starting point is 00:48:23 spoilers or something. I'm going to say a lot of our viewers have probably played those games. The gamers at least have probably paid quite a few of the games you mentioned. Like, who hasn't played Biosho? Well, I'm just going based off if they're asking about Max playing Dead Space and Geers-A-War. I mean, I was just thinking in terms of that kind of group.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Can't forget. Western Evil 6. definitely play that okay absolutely bonkers mate has a little one for us what's a better dessert ice cream cake or pie cake
Starting point is 00:48:54 yeah I'm with ice cream Ben and Jerry is all the way yeah 100% ice cream and pie fuck you can't say you can't simplify ice cream just down into Ben and Jerry's well I just didn't really I'm with him yeah I'm fucking fuck you bitch I'm with him bitch I'm supposed to sell this
Starting point is 00:49:11 It's a 2v2. No one's going for pie? Pie sucks. Pie is good, but, you know, pie is only good with ice. Cherry pie, brough. Oh, my fuck's sake. Perfect pecan.
Starting point is 00:49:23 No, I'm never good. If these are three options, I'm never choosing pie. I'm sorry. Yeah, I would always choose ice cream over a pie. What about an ice cream cake? Fuck. Those are real.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Yeah, and they're good. That's never had one. Equalizer. no but ice cream ice cream is better no i disagree what's the nicest cake there is oh chocolate fucking fudge cake nice and warm well i like red velvet a lot uh cheesecake oh no cheat yeah no cheesecake's the correct answer fuck every other one ice cream is better than all three of them no no no cheesecake how often do you've got so much rarity in cake though you got variety in So you can have
Starting point is 00:50:08 Yeah, you can have cake in ice cream or something Yeah, fuck it No, but here's the question Like, we're talking the cheapest you can buy Cheapest cake or cheapest ice cream Cheapest cake probably better No Yeah
Starting point is 00:50:21 Ice cream has a more solid baseline than cake does A badly made cake And I've made a plenty The best cakes are always better than the best ice creams No, wrong No, that, no that's fucking bullshit Jim You know it it's not bullshit
Starting point is 00:50:38 no cakes cakes they blow your fucking mind they blow your pants off they leave you fucked chocolate fudge cake I'm with you man they leave you fucked ice cream is incredible
Starting point is 00:50:48 no ice cream treats you ice cream wines and dines you ice cream takes you on a take on a date ice cream just fuck you
Starting point is 00:50:58 ice cream makes you fall in love yeah ice cream doesn't just fuck you it makes you ice cream gives you hope and then it whips it away when it melts in front of you exactly you're just not you're just not enjoying it no you ain't treating the ice cream
Starting point is 00:51:10 right yeah you're not you're just using and abusing no you're using that ice cream cake goes stale like a fucking sandwich no oh shit everything has a time limit yeah because cake has more of a time limit because if you're sensible if you treat the ice cream right you eat a bit you put it back in the freezer that shit lasts forever no it doesn't no it doesn't it doesn't Yeah, it fucking does. Freezer burned ice cream, nasty. When you get like halfway through the tub, the tub starts deforming. Then it's going to get up fucking ice burn and it's fucked.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Why are you eating it out of the tub, you fucking barbair? The tub of the tub in, you stupid, cunt. No, like, no, you're fucking shit. No, ice cream has a longer life than cake. No, well, that doesn't matter anyway. It takes way longer for it to get freezer burnt than cake takes to go stale. Thing is with a good cake, it's not going to be a round one, because everyone's going to have it, because it's good.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Everyone's going to have a slice of that bitch. Yeah, you have ice cream with cake. You have cake with ice cream. No, you have cake with ice cream. Well, can we add another one, just say cookie dough? Yeah, and cookie dough doesn't go in cake. Cookie dough goes in ice cream. Yeah, I will say cookie dough, like a good, like a good brownie or good cookie dough.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Brownie goes in ice cream. Right, so I've just tweeted on the Jarm Media Twitter, a poll. So we can just let that collect. Actually, no, I think there's too many ice cream idiots in our pubs. Okay. The ice cream's already winning. While the, uh, you can't get it's like two votes.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Um, breeding Pablo has one. The question for Alex, what are your thoughts on the current Lego themes? Personally, I wish Lego would stop making so many themes about movies and video games and instead go back to their roots and release pirates, castles, agents, essentially revisiting that older themes. I feel as though Lego or just toys in general have suffered in sales against video games and online media So Lego has to rely more on recognisable properties to stay afloat Do you worry that in the future Lego themes will solely be restricted to movie scenes or do you feel that it's good that Lego is grown with movies
Starting point is 00:53:23 Tell my thoughts I think I think Lego's growth is good. They're now the most recognized brand In the world or something even more so than Ferrari They overtook Ferrari some years ago now really I don't know if it's still that this was a Night 2015 Lego was the one of the most recognized brands in the world. He's got to say, Travis Scott has popped up in that timeline, so... Sorry. What? Travis Scott?
Starting point is 00:53:47 Travis Scott Lego? No, I'm joking that he's more popular than Lego because... Oh, okay. That was wasted on you. Yeah, it was. There'll be a Jowling, you got it. So, I mean... My current theme is... What?
Starting point is 00:54:06 What? Was that, didn't even just do a funny burp? Yeah. What? It sounded really fucking weird. Really? Yeah, I missed it. It sounded like you were inhaling a burp instead of like...
Starting point is 00:54:20 I'm looking forward to hearing it and editing. Sorry. That is... I'm dying. I'm actually dying for a classic Lego Western line to come back. done line to come back you know like that what can you imagine dude that would actually get me into like yeah that's what i'm after i'd love i'd love for that but i mean my thoughts on the their current themes i i like it specifically recently because they've started this new like
Starting point is 00:54:52 for adults like line they're going into they're leaning into it even more um i really like the ideas line um that has like flowers and uh i think there's like a typewriter and a piano and all stuff like that that's one of my favorite ones because it's just so varied and the designs are really impressive yeah because like with all the theme ones the worst thing about
Starting point is 00:55:16 them is just the price they're so inflated and I haven't bought any Star Wars ship for so long because I mean they keep just redesigning the same sets they become more expensive and they're just worse in every way so just not that interested anymore
Starting point is 00:55:30 I want the the new space shuttle so yeah all the space stuff and the the architecture stuff as well is really good but it's so boring to build that's that's the problem with architecture it's like the best looking but it's just the most boring builds ever especially if they're big how long until there's an Elon Musk Lego mini figure uh like a Tesla yeah it's definitely yeah or a space space tax yeah it's not like educational enough is it because they've got their NASA thing and that's
Starting point is 00:56:05 that works for them I can't see him doing it I hope you don't watch me be wrong like like an hour after the episode it would be like an ideas page yeah
Starting point is 00:56:19 my leg is triple Joe has an interesting one why do you guys say no in response to something that you agree with like for example in one episode Alex said it comes out in January which isn't far away
Starting point is 00:56:35 and Jamie responded with no January is really close instead of yeah January is really close never really been a grammar Nazi but this always bothered me and seems to exhibit negative reinforcement as opposed to positive
Starting point is 00:56:50 reinforcement I swear here's some negative reinforcement shut the fuck up moving on I've actually noticed though something that we do. I don't know if this is something that everyone does, but when we agree, we will say no, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Yeah, no, yeah, I know. There you go. There's also another thing you sometimes do where you'll just, just to be pedantic, we'll say the wrong thing, but we know that when you say no, actually means yes or vice versa. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear that. Uh, Haydara Fist has one for, uh, well for all of us actually, but regarding James. If James could only communicate with car engine noises every time he spoke, how long would it take to understand what he's trying to say? Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:46 You just speak with perfect English just instantly. You just sound like the queen. If it's something like, if I'm happy, I'll just make the noise of bluey, because you'll know, you understand. um no i it would be much quicker the other way around yeah no yeah you know if we could all if we had to speak me alex and uh reuben had to speak with car noises and james had to figure out what we yeah that would take years we'd have to let study yeah because we we don't know car sounds
Starting point is 00:58:20 the way james says so like it would be within a day i just feel like oh okay i know what you mean easy do you talk to your car like a pet um this is a and have you assigned a gender to your car no my car is it's just my car
Starting point is 00:58:39 it doesn't have a name it's not gendered it's just my car but I do talk to my car after I do extremely illegal things and you just say good job and you pat it on the platform No, no
Starting point is 00:58:55 Everyone does this Every car die does this Every everyone does it It's a car guy thing Oh every car guy does this Yeah no you do You just You tap the dashboard like good job
Starting point is 00:59:07 I'm not dead Good job I was nearly in like a car crash The other day Because some some woman like She's super impatient I was driving the speed limit And she just like tried to overtake
Starting point is 00:59:18 Super unnecessarily Couldn't see It was on a corner Couldn't see what was coming like two seconds if she'd done it two seconds before or after they probably would have made crash I was so fucking angry
Starting point is 00:59:30 people don't like it's fucking common sense if you if it's a blind corner you don't fucking overtake like yeah you just wait like a couple of minutes there's nothing that important enough to just throw away your life for something so stupid
Starting point is 00:59:46 the most ironic thing I've seen is my sister got into a car crash because a police officer was overtaken on a blind corner really yep who even gets in trouble that that's what happens when you put a pig
Starting point is 01:00:00 behind the wheel you know what I'm saying the police will just like tough some of sister that's like pay to get out car with her
Starting point is 01:00:08 and it's just like what the fuck it's bullshit damn I remember with my dad just a little one we were filtering into a different lane and this guy was
Starting point is 01:00:18 was holding he was just staying ahead so we couldn't filter into the into the lane with traffic that was going the direction we were so he nearly forced us into oncoming traffic nearly killing us both and my dad had to just like slam the brakes on in the middle of two lanes because he's this guy
Starting point is 01:00:32 just was it was a mistake on his part I was like I was like maybe 10 at most I don't remember that well my dad followed him out of like anger he was never going to do anything he just wanted to shit the guy up well there's yeah there's just something so like so deeply frustrating about when people My dad was angry because he was like, you need to
Starting point is 01:00:54 kill my son. Yeah, exactly. You need to kill me and my son. Yeah, it pisses me off. See, this happened to me. It's like there's a long stretch of road out of our town. And it's like really wide. So three cars can easily fit down there. So I was to say
Starting point is 01:01:10 overtaking this guy. A car was oncoming, but I didn't have, I had enough room. Then as I was getting past him, he looked at me and started nudging me towards the oncoming car, like smiling at me. I was like, holy shit, you're fucking mental. Like, you should be in prison. You're trying to actually kill me.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Yeah, no, I think the act of driving is awesome. But the act of driving on roads with other people driving is not awesome. I don't like that. I can't trust the thousands of fucking assholes around me. Like, in the short time I've been driving, like the amount of stories of just these dickheads you see on the roads. Like, it's ridiculous. People are just people, they get into a car.
Starting point is 01:01:50 it's like everything's a fucking personal insult. Yeah, it's like, um, it's like Twitter. It's like you think you're anonymous. Yeah, this is what I've been saying. Yeah. In evolution, the car was like the first step into, um, you know, like personalityless anonymous beings. Mm-hmm. That are just assholes.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Yeah, because you're like going somewhere so you don't have enough time to necessarily, you know, get to, know each other well yeah you physically can't there's like a bound yeah unless you know it's like a floor crash and you know it's like in Russia or something and they go and get the baseball bats yeah the AK yeah it's a wire rifle yeah um I've um I'm glad I've never had any any road raid incident like I've never been involved in anything because it's just like if you do something I don't give a shit I have too many things going in my life to give a shit that you cut me up yeah i'd never have road rage but that was the first time when that woman did that that was like really fucking pissed
Starting point is 01:02:59 off because yeah you are just playing with people's lives because if you fuck that if you fuck up a maneuver like that you could be taken down three cars if not more just in one swift new and people don't realize that that stuff kills people cars are deaf boxes you will kill people. It might not be yourself, but you can kill a whole family. People need to realise the cars of just death machines. Respect that because I do, and I haven't been in a
Starting point is 01:03:27 crash yet. And was that? They moved on to the last segment or second to, I don't know. Yeah, the penultimate question from Reprise, 7690. To all the JAR members, what historical events, periods, figures,
Starting point is 01:03:43 etc. to each of you guys find the most interesting? For me, um, I find Russia's fascinating. Um, I don't know if I really want to go there, but the country's history is, uh, it's just next level. See, this question's kind of, I can't give an exact, uh, answer because every country, I love the histories of like every country. Like you think of Roman Empire, then you think of like Mesopotamia. You think of America is even really interesting. But what pops into your head like first when you think of like,
Starting point is 01:04:17 favorite historical event historical event it would just be just the roman empire because actually it was fucking whack it was fucking there's so many emperors did so many different things and it's just like it's crazy what they did and how Rome like reacted to it it's just like really really fucking fascinating like that's i was saying to jim not long ago that i'm it's it was wasted that in primary school we got to learn about the womans because i didn't care then like i'm the fucking kid and it's like there's so much there that i actually would love to see now that i will, I have to do in my own time and it would have been cool to actually do it like in secondary school
Starting point is 01:04:51 when I had an interest. Yeah. History's like the most interesting subject but it can just take a while to figure that out if the way it was taught to you was really fucking boring because it gives you a context for like everything. It's so crucial
Starting point is 01:05:07 to understanding like the world and you know what makes sense. We try to make some sense of it. Yeah it's like crazy to think that those like empires like thousands of years ago that just did things that are still here today that they just like they were that advanced at the time that we still do that shit today
Starting point is 01:05:23 it's just it's whack it's crazy um I mean I find Marcus Aurelius interesting because I've been reading what the things he had to say back when he was alive Roman emperor Marks Aurelius
Starting point is 01:05:38 yeah I find him interesting because of his book or rather something he not so much his book because he didn't write these things with the intention than becoming a book, but I've been reading Marks Erases's Meditations that were since turned into a book long after his death.
Starting point is 01:05:58 And so again, yeah, I guess it's the Roman Empire that's pretty crazy because it's like, man, this guy was thinking the same way like people do today and he was alive 2,000 years ago. Yeah, I like that like Greek philosophers and stuff. That's something crazy about
Starting point is 01:06:12 just history in general because we have these like somehow we still have them these like letters basically like a bit of parchment that was written on
Starting point is 01:06:26 and one of the oldest ones that is known to man is this like letter of complaint about like a fence that he bought or something linen or something yeah and he's just complaining
Starting point is 01:06:40 that he got a shit product and he's like can I get a refund or a replacement of this product because it sucks. It's late. Based. Yeah, humans
Starting point is 01:06:51 as we know them. Like, yeah, shit hasn't changed. We just have Twitter now and cards. Do you know what's one of the... I have a lot of interest in the ancient Chinese, but it's a shame because there's nothing there. Like there's a whole lack of actual historical
Starting point is 01:07:10 monuments and like transcripts and whatnot because Mao fucking destroyed them all. It's a really big shame because that country has such a fucking rich history. That's history in itself. That's history in itself. Human beings destroying their history is so typical of human beings.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah, I went to, when I was in Greece, one of the temples that had been ravaged by, I can't remember who it was. Rome, all of Rome has been fucked because of the same thing. Yeah. I do want to say Greece, though. I really like the gods and stuff
Starting point is 01:07:46 from old cultures three gods and North gods that's sad they look fascinating and the the stories they had about them
Starting point is 01:07:56 so much more compelling yeah they seem more like novel material than something you would yeah than a set
Starting point is 01:08:07 of rules do you know what's the craziest thing about like a lot of the stuff we know about the ancient world. It's because of Herodotus, but it's like been proven that he basically just wrote bullshit. Everything. Like, one of the conspiracy theories of the pyramids
Starting point is 01:08:23 is that they made the Nile go through it because it's like a power generator. It's just bullshit the fucking Hohodototus. And like, fucking conspiracy theorists on Facebook are like, no, they built the Nile into the pyramids. And it's just like, this fucking Greek guy 2,000 years ago is just like, oh, fucking white this then.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Oh, so crazy Yeah, any other ones to throw out there If we do our last question Pre-history Pre-history Yeah, I mean I've obviously always been drawn To the time before humans
Starting point is 01:08:56 To me is extremely fascinating I like the time of humans Before they were recording history Mm-hmm Mental, just nuts Yeah, just chaos And the Longbarrow And Silbury Hill
Starting point is 01:09:09 which is one of the oldest known man Mastrichter ever exists ever. Do we know why they went to this effort to this day? No, there are theories I guess, but... Oh, no, we're forgetting another on the Aztecs. That fucking that's interesting.
Starting point is 01:09:29 And they just, like, had... That's crazy. That's fucking wild. We basically listed all of the major ones that everyone kind of thinks is sick. Well, I think the last 100 years underrated in terms of how insane it is. Because the progress and just the change in that 100 years,
Starting point is 01:09:47 I mean, it's the same for every 100 years you analyze, but the fact we have such a point of reference and that, you know, our immediate family members live through a lot of the crazy stuff. I think this last 100 years has been the fastest progression like out of every 100 years so far. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad it's a point we're getting to experience because it is wacky as fuck
Starting point is 01:10:11 yeah it's like to consider how much time there has been like how long has the earth been around it's like billions and billions of years and then in the past 100 years like at the start of the
Starting point is 01:10:26 20 yeah wait what no sorry I fucked that the 20th century is the 1900s there weren't computers we're in the early 21st century and we have like super computers in our pockets
Starting point is 01:10:40 mm-hmm yeah this point is even trying to predict what's going to happen you know we're going to the moon we've been to the moon no no that was done in a that was done in an area 51 forgot shit
Starting point is 01:10:57 let's end on this one then from uber nile hi stinky boys I've come hoping for a definitive answer on the following question Is the caca demon from the Doom franchise of Dibby? The Doom 2016 design is pretty horrifying, but I'm pretty confident in thinking the caca demon and Doom Eternal fits the definition. The design from the classic Doom games is also loved by many. The developers for Doom Eternal were recently asked on one of their streams about which demon they think is the cutest.
Starting point is 01:11:27 And they said the caca demon was a good choice. The one with the like big eye, you know. No, that's not debby. I'm, I'm torn on it, actually. Because, I mean, if, yeah, from Doom, I guess it is the one example of one. But it's with the asterisk of it being still from Doom and looking like a scary demon monster thing. But yeah, that's what you're going to buy a plushy of if you're going to buy something from Doom, right?
Starting point is 01:12:00 Yeah, it's true. But I don't think, we've not looked. It's not like, it kind of is actually used in marketing to sell it. It's not the main thing, though, is it? Or like, it's not aimed for children. That's a big part of it. I don't know, man. It's tricky because, we might just see what the comments think.
Starting point is 01:12:23 We haven't looked to video game debuts, have we? We haven't, like, they've all been from movies. It can to be from movies, yeah, but I'm sure there are plenty from games. Well, on the next, don't know. Charm is your cod podcast We're going to talk about video game dibbies Yeah And on that note
Starting point is 01:12:46 That's 41 for the books Any final messages, lads? I fucking hope there's not many more than this Holy shit

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