JAR Media Posdact - Dobby’s Gina - JARCast Episode 294

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

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Right, Gengue, who's going to intro this Gunga? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to episode 274. 9. 294. I am your... I am someone on the podcast called James. I'm joined by Alex and Jamie.

Thank you for our Patrions over at Patreon for supporting this show and making the audio. version possible and they get access to videos a week early like the the PO box video that is um gnaw

good afternoon morning evening on night ladies and gentlemen this is James this is episode 294 and today I'm joined by Jamie and Alex good afternoon morning evening on night ladies and

he's he's broken again. He breaks so often. He's stuck on the intro again. This is a rare one, for most of all reasons. Well, we all know that when James says it's a bad one, you know something good is cooking. I think good's cooking, man. It's a rare one because, A, we were recording on a Thursday night. I think something that is probably unknown to the viewer and viewers, of the jarcast is that

the time and day we actually record has a huge influence on the chaotic energy of an episode. Say the last 100 plus episodes we've usually had quite a late night on a Friday kind of vibe. That's the day

we used to film them and it's only within the last 50 30 maybe 40 where we've had a more consistent weekend schedule where we're quite fresh, we're awake, we're alive. I'm always fresh.

But today... Cringa. No, today of all days, we are actually recording on a Thursday evening. And it was the stupid, most stupid, dumbass idea that Jav had in a while because it's awful. why would you film at 10 at night on a Thursday after going to McDonald's?

Hmm What What did days mean? Days were designed by human beings Yeah, days were made up They're not even accurate What does it mean? How does a Thursday differ from a Friday?

No, but I'm James, I have routine No, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no. You think cavemen had routines? They did. They were like, okay, I'm going to get up and shave. So, fuck off.

No, they got up and hunted. No, they didn't. They would have lounged around most of the time. They would have catted it. Why do, how do we, days exist? How do we get to a Saturday and go back to a Monday? That's a good question. How does, like, why have we?

It invented Sundays. Why do we need Sundays? No, but why is there any days? Why isn't it just like, there's no. mathematically um the best way to organize days no have no actual like you have numbers right we have numbers we don't need a name for the numbers we don't need a monday juesday wednesday wednesday or friday we just have the numbers the first what day is it it's day five yeah no it's just a thing three hundred and six no i have seven it resets after seven one two three four five six seven and one

one of these no that no you just put the and the and is eight no i'm sorry i'm saying we keep months. We only need the months and the days in the months. We don't need the week. Because it's just a case of you work five days, you have two days off. We don't do the week. You work five days, you have two days off. That's it. You don't need a Monday, Tuesday, Thursday,

Friday. Well, why do we have to have work five days, have two days off? Well, I think we should have four days and have three days off, but Western society doesn't believe that's a good idea yet. Okay. What's your point? My point is we don't need

You're still making it all, like, divisible by seven. You're still working in the construct that we've already developed, like, actually think outside of what we said. We need to be seven, it would be five, you work five, and you've got two days off. That might make seven, but we're not on the, because as soon, that is, that is seven, but once you get past the seven, no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, you're also saying, oh, let's work four days and then have three days off. It's like, no, but what I mean is you're not reverting back to the Monday on that new day.

No, his mind you. Just the next fight. Here's my idea. Work day, day off. Work day, day off. Work day. My idea is to combine June and July and make June lie. Huh?

You never let me say B. I said something interesting is here, A, we're recording on a Thursday. Then you started talking about June lie or some dumb shit. Then I was going to say B. the name of the cast already decided oh funny ha ha ha look we use the cast name with the things you say in the cast we're so original yeah that is original

do you think Egyptians woke up and were like oh it's Tuesday today they didn't so why do we no because they were um under the iron fist of the alien race that built the pyramids it was actually no it's not wrong did you know the pyramids have two rivers in them that's how they built it so fast because they had rivers in the inside it's like a solar panel thing right so the sun would reflect off the water

into panels which created energy oh so then they could use poetry wrote about it did you not know that the monitors did no Herodotus wrote in his books that there was a power generating pyramid and had rivers and that's the pyramid of Geiza so yeah the cool thing is B the name's already decided

did that being, um, Dobby's Geena. Geena? I thought it was Dobby's Dussie. No, you can't have that. Why? This is the safest for YouTube. Dobby's Geiner. Who says Geiner?

Is he it past the, you know, the old jar would be like, Dobby's swollen. Yeah. Dussie. Yeah, so. You guys got me. me a little surprise. Yeah.

I'd say Jamie got you surprise. I was just along for the word. Jim got me Dobby's Geiner as a as a little gift. Do you want to explain to those? Like what that means? Um... I just saw it.

Can you see it on the screen? Yeah. No, you can't see it. It's gyna, but I can see it. and that just unfortunately it's kind of a visual gag so yeah

well I mean open up the video yeah well we could try and describe him as best as describe him you know Dobby the thing is

picture Dobby and then make him a little bit softer and like imagine Harry got mad at him and strangled him yeah yeah like Bart Simpson strangled.

I would actually make this a bit... He looks like Bart Simpson being strangled, but Dobby. I'd make it easier. Think of Argy, and then make that a Dobby. Think of Argy, shave his head. And squeeze him to Liza's juice a bit more. And then you have Dobby's Geiner. Yeah.

And yeah, Paisley got hold of it. That's why it's all like... That's how we found his giner. Paisley found. Found it's Geiner. Paisley went for the Geiner. Paisley went for the Geiner. He's an elf.

He's a house elf. He's a house elf. She got a camel, too. Dobby's guinea. Dobby's camel. Dobby's camel. Look. You don't know.

Why did it sign it like that? You see when I bought. I bought Dobby, this, the, the, the, the, the giner aspect wasn't like, we didn't even know. Planned. I didn't, yeah. I didn't, I didn't undress Dobby in search of some giner. It just so happens that I bought, I bought a funny dobbie and it turns out it's got a rock and you got the fash fucking gino. Did you know, um, gina means, um, cameltoe enlighten. No way. Is that where, like, Guyna comes from? Yeah. V. Guyna.

Well, yeah, I'll insert a funny, the funny video of it being revealed to me. Toggy Toggy's Gaina It's like a nappy It says little Toga Toga Toga, Togu Bobby's scared

Don't touch my Gaina This is the great Dobby pay-off. Dobby's been building in the background for years. Yeah. Lurking. Waiting for that sock, that cum sock, just set him through. Oh my God. It's fighting.

It's Geina. It's too much. Um... Oh, fucking question. Fuck you... Is that why you don't like McDonald's? Because it just makes you fun. Gainamite. Oh, fucking Christ.

Gainamite. Bha. Buh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That can't be from that.

What else do you, like, eat during the day? Forsy. Oh yeah Protein, yeah, makes him fur Yeah Protein makes me poo Yeah, as it should I don't think

fibre is necessary In a healthy diet Gynomite would be Another Is Dobby's gina Or gynomite Better Gynomite

Gynomite Which Cast a vote I don't know Dobby's Guy now I've kind of got Yeah Dobby's Guyna I feel like I'm already attached

What do you think James Dobby's Guyna Let's do some housekeeping This is getting dirty This is where we address Some of the questions The comments From the previous episode

Wrapups and conversations That just went too far Just like Blandscape We can get us going here The moment Beast announced that we live in a society was the moment I knew Jhaar had finally surpassed Joe Rogan. Hmm. Um, rebuttal, when did I say that? Yeah.

Georgia Rindhart said this. On the drinking discussion, what are your favorite? What is happening? James's Guyna. James's Guy, that's a better name for he ever said. Yeah, George said on the drinking discussion, what are your favourite cocktails? I've been bartending for several months now, and I've gotten really into cocktails. Cheers, lads. Thanks for being my favourite channel.

I personally really like an espresso. martini. I just think the blend of like alcoholic coffee is just even though when you think of coffee it's like a early morning or late like early afternoon you know energy but yeah late like it's when it's like 8 o'clock you're having like a meal

espresso martini just it just hits so damn well. I like a Mojito. Long Island ice tea can be good yeah I like that one I like a sex on the beach if I'm feeling fruity I like a blue lagoon if I'm feeling bluey. Blue or lagoonie?

You could have just said blue. That's like an actual emotion. Lagoonie isn't an emotion and neither is bluey. It is in my book. I think with cocktails it's like they're all yummy. They all have their little place. What's about a daughery? Yeah, what about daughery?

A strawberry daughery. I like them. Strawberry daughery What do they put in that? Lemon. Lemon and lime? Yeah. Green plus yellow is...

Pink. Ha ha ha ha ha. Cocktails are for bitches, don't be drinking them. Only drink brown. Only drink if it hurts. Only drink if it tastes nasty or if it is the colour brown. is the color brown. Oh,

fucking Jesus Christ. Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate beer. Yeah, like hot chocolate. Baileys. That means you're allowed baileys. Bailey's is yummy.

I love baileys. Let's be honest. White Russians. I haven't had one for many a year, but... Don't. Why? Don't. Especially if you drink the ingredients individually.

Don't do that. Yeah, that's on you. But milk. Milk and alcohol to me is like Awful Nah That's one of the best things about it How just crazy it is

How just ever Use oat milk at least Use fucking goat milk Yes Lizard milk Lizard's milk The lizards have milk Of course they do

Everything has milk I thought they were cold-blooded Do you The insects milk? Yep They're the milkiest creature of all Is that why we're going to have the locust diet Because we eat them and we get milk

Yeah Give it 5, 10 years We'll be drinking insect milk How would you milk an insect Letters Yeah Exoskeleton odors They do have exoskeletons

Because insects are just like Robots They're like No they're not They're not They, bro, the simulation. No, they work the same way like a works.

A what? A robotic arm. How does a spider curl its leg? By the pulling the string. It's got liquid in its thing and then like it changes the pressure, right? In its limbs.

So like it will change the pressure in the tip compared to the top. so it curls, right? Yeah, we want to... What happens when a spider dies? It goes like... Yeah, it goes like in on itself because none of that liquid

is like holding it out. There's no pressure. Yeah, putting more pressure on the tip, yeah? That's why they're so strong. Strong. They go... No, they're just like sacks

with tube legs. They... they they basically walk on hard cocks they actually yeah they like

their blood like yeah their blood like goes into their limbs well like us we did the same thing so it goes like soft cock to go forward

hard cock to extend to pull soft cock forward do you know what I'm saying is that way it needs eight legs imagine imagine trying to pump all your fucking fluid

to eight cocks you get lightheaded unless you're only like do two at a time when you think about do you think like a spider physically could like

like walk on two legs with like its hands on its hips like could it do it I don't think it's got hard enough cocks no but if it put all of its leg cock energy into the two legs and then walked around with its hands on its hips

I think it could do it I think physically it could If it really wanted to But it's a vulnerable Like way to be Yeah, a bird would It would be even easier for a bird to Yeah

A bird eating spiders regularly Yeah Yeah Who do you think it's spiders apart from algae They're not Apex predators Bro

What? Oh, I thought they were. Mm. Badger says this. Was playing Dio Field Chronicle while listening to the cast? Feel called out. Also about the whole lost in translation thing. In triangle strategy,

which has leagues better than Octopath IMO and is one of my favorite games, the phrase triangle strategy is literally in the lyrics of the main theme, LMAO. I have no idea why. but Square Enix does this shit on purpose. It's as if they get off on it. One amazing example of late was a game called Various Daylife. I love a lot of Square Enix games,

but I agree their names. The game titles are laughably bad. You heard about Various Daylife? It's probably a loss and translation thing. 100%. I'm just saying that. Octopath, Strash, Chronicles. Why would I ever buy something called

like triangle strategy I can guarantee you in Japanese as the most alpha fucking like school bully type name I disagree no search up the name for Octopath traveler in Japanese Google translate Octopath traveler

to Japanese and then translate it back because we're not going to be able to read fucking Japanese and why? No but you can look at the name and it will look alpha Translate Oktopath Traveller

To Japanese No Oktopath Traveller Yeah that's so fucking That's saying No Aetopath traveler

Aft traveler Are you doing it like? Yes, of course I am. How can you do it wrong? Yeah. Can you not take the audio to be... A man. Go on, say it.

James's not. James is scared. James is scared. James's not. Okay. Check mate. Um So like there are a couple of people who are annoyed at you guys

Because you said you didn't talk about beans But you did You're gaslighting everyone Gregory, Gregory Do we talk about beans? We didn't No listen Gregory David Ever talk about beans Gregory Davidson said

James and Jim did discuss beans last episode And it was improper and childish of them To make the claim that they haven't During this episode's housekeeping segment I definitely remember In the previous episode them discussing coming home from work and being too tired to make something special for dinner and sometimes settling for simple beans on toast.

I'm frankly appalled and disgusted they would try to downplay their beans discourse since that is the reason I and countless others tune in week to week, bare and beyond. Last episode we didn't talk about beans. We just talked about how we didn't talk about beans. That's the only beam talk we had last episode. Yeah. So to claim that last episode we talked about beans. Don't be pedantic.

Don't be bad. pedantic don't be Kung Fu pedantic What Who cares You beans Who beans

British bean boy It's gonna be beans Just drop it Just drop it Okay we mentioned We might have eaten Beans on toast Once or twice

Fucking all right We like it Okay I don't I only like when five beans go with five rice. Shut up, bro. You put fucking curry powder in your beans, bro.

You put curry powder in your beans, breath, and you eat it more times a week than us, bro. What's wrong with curry powder and beans? Nothing, bro. It tastes delicious. See? No, you should put paprika in your beans. Yeah, I do that sometimes. No. Do you put sausages in your beans as well?

Yeah, of course it's good. Paprika improves everything. Wrong. Well, we can end this segment with this one from S-D-K-I-Oops. You guys look weirder with every episode. Fuck you. Yeah, I know we do. We're fucking becoming hollowed, okay? Right, boys, before we go to the, uh, the mid-break.

And James, so James can go do a shit or whatever he needs to do. He needs to do something. Just go vomit or something. Yeah, you've got to. evacuate bro something actually fucking wrong with me it just smells like a gas leak um

any topics to bring up um I have a couple of things I could throw out there um more along the lines of just stuff I've been consuming lately what have you consumed so Netflix released this um Dharma monster

have you been joining in with the The, um, with everyone else on Twitter, huh? You've been joining in all the group thinkers. Oh, look, it's another documentary for me to get weird over because it's a serial killer. It's not documentary, it's, um... A mockumentary, actually. Pretty much. You know, it's true...

I like true crime. I like Mind Hunter. Zodiac. Okay, then who's your favorite serial killer? Um... Oh my God, dude. What the fuck? Your thoughts are going to be serial killing?

All of us in this trip. Holy shit. Not anymore. No more. That's enough. I've had enough. I don't want it. Bro.

Is that the one with the really fast guy? Quicksilver. Yeah, Quicksilver is... Jeffrey Dahmer. was so who was jeffre like i know the name why why did he do those things well that's the question of the day isn't it did they explain why well they like they'd try yeah yeah you never you never done that thing where you like go through the famous serial killers Wikipedia no really maybe that's just a me thing no no you're looking where the other ones went wrong

in my head I got when I saw it there on Netflix I got confused because I was like first Zach Ephron now this guy's playing him oh Zach Ephron was him no no I was getting Dharma mixed up with Ted Bundy oh okay Ephron was Bundy Ted Bundy was lame

What wasn't cool Seahill Killer? Zodiac I know the Udiak was cool There's Unibom wasn't a serial killer Unibom was cool too that was uh no he was a he was like an environmental terrorist really yeah that was another netflix show wasn't it the unabomber yeah yeah yeah with um avatar in it yeah and um uh vision was vision was he really yeah that's cool so it was so it was like um

Alex Mason versus vision vision in a way versus the bad guy from solo I don't know that any other serial killers off the top of my head It's the bad guy Darth Mall No It's him His vision Oh yeah

Yeah Yeah But this one You got the Golden State killer As well This Dharma one Like has been getting more pushback than the average true crime thing Why?

Because, like, family members of some of Dahmer's victims have been, like, interviewed and stuff, like, reacting to the show. Like, this sucks that they're making money off this tragedy, this horror, and this sort of thing. That's the case with all of them. Yeah, they're kind of sensational. Do you remember ages ago, I watched Zodiac? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I came with the question, like, should we? even watch these?

Is it morally right to watch and enjoy them? No matter how good of a film they are. You know? It is a bit of a moral conundrum because it's like turning people's misery into entertainment. But you can say that by anything, like any movie that has cartel members in,

like the cartel kills a lot of people. Yeah. But then there's also war movies. It's people's misery. Literally humans love it. Yeah. It would almost be disingenuous to not cover it in certain ways. I'm not saying covering it.

It's like a dramatization. Because there was that famous woman who was a prostitute, and she ended up killing like nine guys. And she was terrified of having a movie made about her life and turning it into some like... media circus yeah some story and some someone will get and then and she really didn't want to be killed because i think she was on death row oh and she like refused to tell her story to the press and stuff and then she died and then they made a movie and someone got an Oscar for it or something like that

yeah it's like really dark when you when you look into this topic yeah i guess for me it's like yeah where do you draw the line because um yeah james said war movies like there's that like 9-11 movie there's uh you're doing well fahrenheit the 9-11 movie with uh batman in it oh remember me whereas like the twist at the end it yeah like seems out and batman stood in the fucking twin tower that's just horrendous but um no you know the one yeah Fahrenheit the true story yeah why you die

bro yeah I don't know Evan Peters I don't mind but I just kept thinking about that like this maybe that's why I like it is because it makes me feel sick in a certain way

knowing that it's real or at least you know I think that's a good way to have fun but that's what they're designed for like it's to entertain you and and and

they do they do try and like humanize him um they kind of do all of it it's written by the people who wrote glee

really random um and American horror story weird weird like jump how long before they do a fucking like movie on Elliot Wages I mean

yeah because there was that there was that movie that was kind of directly inspired by the Columbine stuff but it wasn't it wasn't like Dharma it wasn't like using names and stuff like this yeah I maybe that's

like all the difference in the world I was trying to think there because like it doesn't bother me in Mind Hunter for whatever reason yeah I feel like it's it's fictional enough yeah and it's like

where is the focus of the story because I guess a lot of the issue is like romanticising serial killers or like presenting them in a way that it's like making them like Joker yeah especially when it's like you get

Like Evan Peters, he's like ripped, you know, he's got that like look or whatever that people will romanticise. Whereas like in Mind Hunter, it's more about those like two or three main characters who aren't serial killers and they have their own kind of plot. And the serial killers are kind of like they progress the other characters instead of like being the main focus sort of thing. yeah I don't know it's interesting now now YouTube is full of true crime Jim can't swim

yeah well he got his stuff like ruined but I feel like that that stuff is more valuable because like you you watch one of these romanticizing

murdery movies based on something that happened and it's got that like film feel yeah we're like shit it shit doesn't work like that but you watch a gym can't swim video where someone is actually in like a potential person interrogation room like it's you it's just so much more real and like the like even casting like Zach Ephron is Ted Bundy you know yeah yeah yeah it's that's kind of gross because it's like

why what are you trying to say with this real story yeah you're casting him because he was known as like a attractive womanizer type person or is it because you kind of get well because he was in Baywatch yeah who knows who knows it's it's not really a genre I gravitate towards to be honest really I like fake crime. Yeah, I did like mind-adent her. But like you said, it wasn't like, this is the show about why an ex-serial killer became a bad guy. It was like, it was almost about these people discovering psychopaths and how it affected them to be exposed.

and trying to establish your way to like study them yeah and to like put them in a a bracket mm-hmm it was like this is a type of person yeah so that that aspect is much more interesting than just like this person was abused as a child so he grew up a monster yeah that's basically what happens in dama that's basically what happens just in real life to all these people and there's like I don't know what artistic expression you can say with like yeah well it's basically like we need to talk about Kevin like that story but that's fiction that's 100% fiction yeah yeah so with that although it could have been inspired by like the reality of school shootings and whatnot the fact that

that they wrote the story of this person from start to finish, they can say something. When you're taking reality and then putting it into a movie, I don't feel like you can express through that, really. And any expression then becomes kind of an insult to the real people involved. Because then it's not...

I think it all depends just on execution, to be honest. there are like tasteful versions and... But it's like Zodiac as well I feel like part of the point of that movie is like how impossible it is to know who it was You know? Yeah

Well, we'll see after these Here Bye Bear Bear Bear! I do declare Bye Bear Bear Bear! Bear, bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. Welcome to the second half of the cast will be answer questions from the JAR media. Subreddit, head over to the suggestion thread and ask us whatever you feel like.

Like stick them up, dude. What Alex be doing if I, she had never popped off? Would JAR exist? You've often talked of alt realities such as parents never leaving New Zealand, so have you ever given this one much thought? Yeah. I had my contingency plan for if it didn't. how many contingency plans did you have for the record um i guess two um it was i'd like blocked out a year

and if it didn't work in that year then i was just going to go to art college and what did you class as working um that's a good question as well like a feeling kind of both Like the stats and the The feeling Hmm The stats and the feeling No but do you know what I mean Like the growth in stats

And the feeling of like Like I feel like Doing You know Yeah Yeah I feel like doing You're just repeating everything back to me And making me feel like a fucking idiot

Why I never said anything about you being an idiot You're bringing that in there Yeah, but you just repeated it and reaffirmed it. That's what you're doing. No, I feel like you're bringing it and repeating it and reaffirming. That's what you're doing. Would Jarr exist? No.

No. It wouldn't. Jarl started in the flat. Yeah, it did, didn't it? You would have been living with our grandmother. Yeah, in that... In Stroud. same in Stroud in that time.

Hmm. If things and... What do you live in Stroud? That was, if you were listening... My backup plan, if I, she didn't work, was I was going to go to art college and live with my nan in Stroud. Ha ha. What?

Good thing that didn't happen. I would have generally died on a motorcycle, Bobble. He wouldn't. me and James would have started jar and it would be called R&L repeat it would be it would be like

Peter Pie level yeah yeah no hmm Hullery says sup jar please tell me what in the actual

fuck a dino frenzy is you don't know what dino frenzy is how could you live this long up until the year 22 and not know what

Dino Frenzy is And even beyond that 294 episodes in you still can't figure it out Yeah hmm I wonder what Dino Frenzy is You know what

Unsubscribe Yeah We don't want you We don't want you Go away Parasoral office Archaeopteryx Tyrannosaurus wrecks

That's the only one I know Quad-Colodactal Quarna Qualidactal. Oh, we got one for you, James. Mild and Wild 420 says, Thoughts on the Netflix show, Cyberpunk Edge Runners. Have the boys seen it?

If so, to what lengths would you guys go with cyberpunk-style body modifications if it came with all the risks outlined in the show? Thanks, Mingers, and game bear on. So I have... I what...

Fucking can't even have a simple discussion on this channel. Yeah, I watch... all of, I basically got hooked on sidepunk edge runners is the anime by famous animation studio trigger It's a trigger

It's a trigger anime It's 10 episodes long, 20 minutes You can blast it in about two, three hours Germany, great It is One goon session, it's done It got me actually into the game I've been playing the game

I like it Like many people Yeah, no, sidepunk is popping off. But basically, the idea in the cypunk world is that the more body modifications you have, the more you're wanting the edge, edge runners. And you get cyber psychosis. Is that actually in the game? Yeah, there's cyber psychos just in the world.

Is it like part of the story? Not the story, it's just a part of the world building. It's not like a thing that can affect you, but it's like, like one of many of the like side quest type thing is dotted across the map so the more augmentations you have the more you're wanting that risk you know it's like widening the edge yeah yeah so they're edging they are edging so what would you do how many parts of your body would you augment robot eyes spine spine's a smart one there's a cool like cannon arm you can get in the game which is in the

enemy. Which you just you can just like fire a rocket at your arm. Adam Spasher uses it as well. What use would me right now have for that? I could do I could do with the spine. You're driving in chippin'em and someone goes the wrong way around around. Launch it over

the thing and then you lean out the window fucking blind out the sky. Um there's like whips in your arms. No but it's like lungs, legs. Yeah lungs would be good. eyes

yeah heart heart liver are there people that like extend their lifespans

then stuff yeah in the in the cypunk world like one of the main one of the characters is like 150 plus

okay Sabolo awazuka I don't know the fuck I mean um yeah

because that's what I always liked about like the world of DASX as well because that's like a conflict there isn't it too yeah where there's like sex does cyberpunk do that where there are like people that are anti

yeah and have like like a rebellion against um modding your bodies and no there's religious religions who are like anti against augmentation for the most part people just have augmentation yeah it's just like clothing in cyberpunk it's like a part of society but i i feel like the um the day of sex slant is a bit more grounded. Really? It's more over the top and so, punk.

Yeah, well, I guess it's it's much further in the future, whereas, like, I feel like it would be, when, when this sort of shit starts, like, actually being applicable in real life, there's going to be a huge divide between

yeah. It's trad versus augmentation. It'd just be the traditional human way and then. Yeah, but also. the cost of it. Like Kanye with a robot arm and like golden eyes or something. Diamond eyes.

Like some people like that will do that and... Definitely. You know? Which will make everyone else want it. Yeah. But they can't have it. Because shit's going to be expensive. For now we've just got to be envious of the big boots.

Yeah, we've got to be envious of, um, Kim Kardashian's earring that she lost it at sea. I'd have arms. I feel like spine. Spine. Legs. Back. Spine.

Legs. Eyes. Not eyes. Definitely eyes. Yeah, no. Have you seen the shit you can do with your eyes, bro. You can just scan people. You can find out their Facebook account. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, you can be like this person

That has a weak knee Kick them in the knee You know You can see their goon history You can see how much the edge in You can see how much doge coin they're holding Mm-hmm And you can tear the doge coin from their pockets

Dogecoin is the main form of currency In Cyberpunk, isn't it? James, tell Alex the cringy name they give To their money in Cyberpunk Let me guess, is it cyber coin punk coin no yeah it's punk coin

what actually is it credits what do they call them well the slang is eddies eddies yeah credits credits credits eddies which is fucking sick

it's like oh can have a pound please it's not called a pound it's called give me three eddie what do you think about that like trope in fiction where it's like because that is something human to do is like make shortened versions or like slang versions of things where it's like yeah instead of zombies it's the the runners the walkers yeah yeah that's just cook

people think cringe what's the one that that biker game with um yeah that had a really funny one with uh days gone yeah days gone that what were the zombies called in it stalkers or no no it was it was something really lame Bunkers. Tickers. Clickers. Clickers. They're called Freakers.

Freakers, yeah. Yeah, just don't do that shit. I like it when, um... Is it Resident Evil where they're just like zombies? They just say it. They're just like, it's zombies. Or like vampires.

It's like they don't even beat around the bush. They're like... Yeah, they've got a name. So just give them. that name. I prefer Freaker. It's Freaker coming our way!

It's just like grounded in reality man. But the thing is, what this median ever takes into account is like, take pound. Like our currency. Our currency. Our worthless currency. One syllable.

And pound. I don't need to take the pee away. It's still one syllable. Pound. Pound. But we've, we've, like, quid. Quid. I prefer calling them owndies.

Yeah. Got those oundies, you own me? You owe me some pettits. Do you know what I mean? Like, we, we make, like, it's just a different word. Like, what is the etymology of quid? Yes, it doesn't make sense, but I would prefer saying five quid to five pounds. Five bucks.

Bucks sucks. Give me five bucks. sucks. Suck me for five buckies. Five cruddy wetties, please. What would your currency be cool, James? I don't have got anything. Mine would be a baguuck butt.

Don't. Someone's going to make that a crypto currency phone. You're not going to get any of it. I don't know. Whenever you send them it goes like, but yeah. I don't have a name. I've not thought of that far ahead. Can I be honest, though? What? I've downloaded cyberpunk.

Abbey? Yeah, because James kept talking about it. I'm hooked on it. I'm so immersed in that world. Don't play it about mods. I've bought it. Well, I've already bought it. I've downloaded it. I'm going to play through the whole game. I'm going to double the amount of time James puts into it,

and I'm going to make a six-hour video on YouTube breaking down why it's not as good as James says. I just, the world is immersive. I like the characters. Keanu Reeves is genuinely fucking great. There is some good-ass shit in that game. Yeah, there's some great-ass shit. Once it's not, because it's not fucking,

it's not nearly as broken as it was, which is instantly much better because it was broken as fuck. And as long as you download mods that improve the game, your experience of it will be better. Keanu Reeves is a weird no one thing I like is Keanu Reeves is an actual fucking cunt yeah his kind of character is an actual dickhead yeah his character is like actively nasty Johnny dingle fingers or something yeah and that's great

jungle I like that that contrast and I like the V is also a dickhead he she whatever V you choose is a dickhead back it's nice isn't there a thing where like one of the V voice actors like sucks or something I don't know I just think the fault but V and it's fine well from what I played the the male one is very good yeah male V is great

I can't speak for well I haven't played it so I don't know I'm just going through what I've heard through my eyes and ears I've got play story but everyone's always like oh the woman voice actor is better it's like no you're just fucking cringy Well no, because it's like

the Melchep versus Femfchep And Melchep is complete bullshit Femm Shep is the only way to play Mass Fex, she is so fucking good That is Femm Shep No, Femm Shep is the Canon Shep Straight, she is so much better than

Malshep Femm Shep forever Melchep can fuck off Shit is fucking way to play mass fact Femm Shep all the way Fax Fucking Fax Alex, back me up. Yeah, how many playthrus of Femmchep did you do, Alex?

Oh, one. Good. How many playthrus of Maleshep did you do? You look, Malesheps' face is funny. Exactly, that's literally all it takes. I did love most of my playthroughs I made like a fucked up monster. No, you're a renegade one. He was a special guy.

No, but Femmchep maybe... No, no, Femmchap's the only fucking... She may be dramatically superior. But the majority of what you want is comedy. No. It is. I want the Mass Effect World and I want Femm Shep. You funny game.

It should be funny though because MassFat 1, cringy and shit. MassFect 2 are awesome but funny. Mass Effect 3, cringy and shit. At least give me something to giggle at. You're funny. Go play fucking... Saints woe then. Every now and again, I think about that, like, that final cutscene,

I'm at the child that's just a shrunk down adult. Shrung down adult, have you not seen that? You know, it's like a silhouette of like... Two people talking. Yeah. And instead of it being a child model, which is in the game. They just shrunk down the adult. Yeah.

Have you not seen that? I swear you were the one that brought it up in our Mazavet video. Yeah. I don't remember this. Really? No, the thing with the thing with Femmchep is that now, in hindsight, she's voiced by the Troy Baker of women voice actors. A good voice actor. Yeah.

Troy Baker's a good voice actor, but I've heard them too much. Can you see? Oh, yeah, no. how fuck that's that's like that was that's like concept art why did they do that that's how the game ends yeah who is who is the voice actor for buzz aldrin oh my god that actually is just a fucking it's a tiny guy but they have a child model in the game yeah but that's like not in engine either yeah uh

dick the head has one um for you guys any chance of a classic meme chat it's been so long and I need my urge satisfied no memes don't deserve a segment on our show when they're as disgustingly shit

as they are now memes aren't funny memes aren't creative memes are just fucking shit made in like a week to last two weeks and then to redone For the next one. They're not made in a week. Made in a two fucking minutes.

You're not mean. Memes now are like someone just notices something like kind of comedic on like Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmares. And they clip that and make a TikTok. And then that just goes huge for a day. And everyone sees this clip for a day. And then it's a thing that trickles out over the space of like three weeks and then it's gone. We've hit the peak in mind. me in memes me the meme peak has happened we had loss we don't need anything else yeah

honestly memes aren't funny i don't even know what the current meme is but i'm i'm out of meme culture i've checked out i'm done no no i am as well i have no idea what the current i don't see memes anymore it's fucking crazy to me because like two months ago i was i was on the the battlegrounds the forefront of the meme you know army okay what's the meme months ago. Yeah, what was it a couple months ago? Who gives a shit? That's not how memes work.

But the other day, you were like, oh, have you seen that Avatar Modern Warfare 2 memes? And I was like, no. And for Alex to be the one ahead of me in the battle real of memes, like he's jumped out of the battle bus before me when it comes to this meme, which I've still not seen any of because I've checked out. You know, the battle bus, everybody's jumping out

and catching all these memes and stuff and I'm just sat there like you know what I'm just going to You're in the battle bus that got Kamehame hard No I'm in the battle bus That's too busy watching YouTube shorts I don't even watch YouTube shorts

I'm sure you watching it the last time I don't know you play you play fucking mobile games I was playing a mobile game And then advert came up And James was like I knew it I knew you were lying to me You don't play that mobile game Where it's like

Choose a weapon from a certain century and you like go through the fucking goober and then you get like a fucking sword and then you get... What mobile games you've been playing to see this about it? I know exactly what you're talking about. No, my game...

Do you remember when I used to play 10-10 all the time? Mm-hmm. This one is kind of similar. It's called 2-248 puzzle. Right. I'm just hooked. I fucking love it. I can't lose.

It's not apriced mobile. Why aren't you playing Amphix Mobile? Mobile gamer? No, why would you play like an FPS on mobile? Get a backbone, then it'll be really good. Because you can literally just destroy everyone. It's a controller for, um... Oh, right.

I thought you meant like a robot cyborg backbone. Yeah, get a cyberpunk's backbone. Well, I guess I have to be the meme chat host now. Okay, tell me your favourite memes in a moment, Alex. The one Jim said No that that is a funny observation though To be fair No that is a funny observation

The Avatar and Modern Warfare 2 are literally out again This is what I'm saying though It's like someone makes a joke And then it's like Ooh no one No one Meme Ha ha ha

It has always been that way No because actual old memes were memes It used to be that Scottish guy. Limmy. No, not Limmy. Gordon Ramsey. No, the one who's got like dementia or something and he lives in Florida now. He's in the Lemony Snicket movie.

He's the one who passes the snake to Jim Carrey and he's like, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, um, Billy Connolly. Billy Connolly. See, he used to be the one that made jokes. Now it's James Acaster. Yeah, and Lemmy. Memes. Memes, memes...

No, honestly, don't... You're upsetting people with what you're saying right now. No, but it's like, people are like, they wrap their personality around memes. It's like the whole thing is that being that meme account. And it's just like, touch grass. Go outside. Yeah, feel the sun soaking into your sweat. get some vitamin D

Get some vitamin M How does it work That it's summer in one place While it's winter in another Yeah because the circle is round It gets a globe So if it's summer on one side It has to be winter on the other

Why? The sun is winter The moon is winter The sun The sun is summer And the moon is winter So when it's dark It's actually winter.

So it's like summer's not a monthly period. This is why the simulation period is actually correct because if the sun is summer... Tens has been talking about simulation theory. If the sun is summer, how can days and seasons exist

when it's always summer in the sun? This is what I mean? It's simulation. They make us believe there's weeks and all this shit. There's not. There's winter and there's summer and winter. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

the earth actually spins around. like once every six months how else means summer and winter in those seasons the earth is spins around because one think of the earth going round the sun in like an oval right I thought it was like a rectangle

what four seasons each corner of the length no think of it like an oval yeah so you go like how does that even work you go further away from the sun you know the size are elongated

okay it's a slightly elongated rectangle there's no rectangle so an oval hey rectangle no but but if it's a circle it's not a circle

it's not a circle it's an elongated circle is it like a circle but one's side of the circle is closer to the sun. No. But how the fuck does seasons work? That's what I mean? There's only two seasons. Winter and summer. No, because we're going into

winter. Yeah, we've just... The Earth has spun around so that we're now facing the moon more. We're in autumn going into winter. No, we're in autumn. Going into winter. No, winter's like two months away. You go from autumn to winter, that's what I'm saying. No, no, winter. No, but autumn's

its own season. Winter starts on the 1st of December. So we're in autumn autumn just got born dude but like it's going into summer yeah in two months no into summer it's going into summer

in Australia yes because they're on the other side of the planet but I thought the reason it was colder here on this planet was because we're further away from the sun but surely the whole planet is further away from the sun that's what that's what me doesn't exist

I thought it's like about the rotation Yeah, but the earth is going around That's what I'm saying Maybe it tilts But from the other angle Yeah, so it's tilts So the tilt never

Oh The tilt, yeah Oh Yeah, you got it But why are you understand Why I say that There's no days It's just one day

And it's that's summer and winter No No Meme We've got one more right Why doesn't... Australia doesn't have an ozone layer? What?

Right. Australia doesn't have an ozone layer. It's why it's hot. Why don't they have an ozone layer? Because there's no ozone layer. They're kind of near China. Chemtrails. We're going to end on this one from...

stapler. Does that mean other planets also have a summer and winter? Does Jupiter have a summer and winter? Yeah, I assume Jupiter's on an axis. Subjar, in classical psychology, Sigmund Freud states that personality is composed of three elements known as the ego, the super ego and the id. The ego functions in the conscious, pre-conscious and unconscious mind, the sense of self. The super ego holds the internalized moral standards and ideals that we acquire from our parents in society, our sense of right and wrong. And the id represents our instant desire for gratification, less known as the id split into two

categories. Thanatos, the death desire, which permeates aggression, and eros, the desire for pleasure and sex. That's me. Anyway, more importantly than that, and perhaps the most important psychological analysis in decades, I have uncovered the link between Freud's, theory and our closest living relatives to the human race.

Why did I like to think of this? Where are you going with this? If you let me finish this sentence, then you'd know. Our fellow great apes. Perhaps we have gained these traits from an amalgamation of these funny monkeys, question mark. Wait, I'm not done. Ego represents the orangutan.

Conflict diverse and solitary. Orangotans are able to live without violent, disputes while only meeting to procreate and otherwise keep vibing on tree tops, barring external threats from humanity. Super ego represents the gorilla, societal and presented with a sense of right and wrong. The guerrillas who grow into silverbacks learn from the previous silverbacks how to act with etiquette and cultivate traditions. Throwing hands is a last resort for them and violence with humans is avoided, as long as the humans play by the guerrilla's societal norms. And finally, the id, naturally represents the pan genus, our closest living relatives, the chimpanzee

and the bonobo. The slots these fit into are obvious. The chimpanzees is thanatos, with their unbridled aggression and might makes right culture, where the strong lead until the others get fed up and castrate them before finding a new replacement. And of course, the bonobos, Mobos, gooners of the ape world, are eros, living decadent lifestyles that we could only dream of. Biden thoughts do-do-do-do. So this just proves that the simulation theories actually will, because if there's multiple points when things could have changed, white, and apes and humans exist, so, like, past can coexist. So if there was a post-human civilization that was advanced, they would run simulations on us like we won simulations on WATs. So this is all a simulation and the existence of apes proves this.

If you had to join one of these four, which would you join? The horny ones. So you'd both be Bonobo. I'd go straight to the Tangs. Why? You look, I'm wise and cool, look at me, I'm old. I don't want a plate face. You've got to earn a plate face.

Yeah, exactly. That's what's cool about. No, but you know what the true wiseness is? Of a plate-faced orangutan. What? Plate-face orangutan be sucking on a frozen bit of mango. How's it frozen? Oh, he's been in the freeze.

Yeah, you fucking cross on it. He's stuck on a bit of frozen mango. mango like mango juice that's been frozen he's drinking it from a carton and then he pops it down for a second and he's like he's like I got my frozen mango

hell yeah I'm just chill for a second and then little baby orangutan's like he's put his little frozen mango down I'm gonna take this shit and he grabs it and he runs off and then the big plate face

around he turns around he's like you motherfucker he turns around he's like you piece of shit you bring that back and the little guy's like that and that then the plate face orangutan is like shit okay

and it just lies back down that's the wiseness of an orangutan he's like no what I mean I guess he's he's like this shit ain't worth it like I could fight I could totally destroy I could totally destroy this little

orangutan he ain't shit to me I think there is the respect the baby orangutan would have for that plate face It wouldn't risk it No, because the story I'm telling is from when I went to monkey world and watched orangutans in the world

There was this little wild It's a fucking monkey world, bro They thought it was the wild And this little ones running around He's stealing all of them And all the bigger ones are like You bring that back And he's like, no

And he runs off And he sucks on him for like five seconds launches it Goes and steals another one He's just sucking on all the fresh man get We all suck it to a launch And then he's like The big ones are like

Okay Well, I'll get another one tomorrow Well yeah That's what I'm saying Whereas bonobo is just fuck Bona booze Bona booze Ha ha ha ha

Nandonger 31 Everyday is a holiday 1 plus 1 James's dad's on holiday 9 plus 10 Because it equals 21 Sung the friend.

Inga gunga, gungi. You're out there, gingi. You're out there, gingy. I'm about it, gunga. You're out there, gringy. Oh, you're out there, gunga. Feeling a bit gingy. Oh, I've been feeling a bit mingy.

Are you all right there, cringy? Are you all right there, cringy? Yeah, I'm all right there, cringy I'm all right there, cringy. I was at work and Careful of your to fucking hell I did say not to go to McDonald's Cringy

No, it's like I was at work And I was pulling up to get the really corrosive material And I banged my arm into a smoldering soldwing on and it instantly destroyed my skin and then I tried to pick the skin off

and now it's all just gunky and burnt you need some Sudafan yep no you need some you need some wound spray

every day's a wound spray day sing a sun gunggy gungy way 10 plus 9 Does it equal 21? Bona booze. Bona booze.

I fucking hate that for so much. No, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. No, that's what the joiners getting tonight. Where's the Dobby Jaina? I didn't mean to split his legs, do you? Please, my. Why would they do it? Oh no!

Why would they do that? It's intentional. It fucking has to be. There's no way they do it that other. It's just fucking no way.