JAR Media Posdact - Does Kimchi Grow in the Everglade? - JARCast Episode 302

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

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Limited edition. At least. James has this thing about the mics and like being violent with them. At the moment, I have a thing about being violent with anything, everything. You're about anger issues or something. Yeah. Got anger issues or something It's not my fault

My um Welcome to a new series I'm your therapist I'm your therapist You Yeah Probably I can listen

Most modest in JAR too I'm not modest What you have to do to be a therapist Is have a Nintendo switch And pretend like you're listening to people No what you have to do is go to university Really how did that make you feel

like a fart just been released so um tell me about smash brothers brawl there was this time I just got destroyed by somebody you didn't get smashed hmm

when are they going to add Yoda to smash bros smash is dead seems too bright don't you think too bright should I bring it down a notch No, it's fine. Okay. It's the holy cast.

Smash is dead. Okay. It's actually dead. Okay. Because that net code. The whole game. Top of the morning to you, laddies. My name is Jamie Septic Eye, and I'm joined by James Applier and Pudy Alex.

Can I add some emphasis to this? Yeah. Play a tune. New theme. Expecto Chirona Hello Hello everybody

That's our new intro theme Pretty catchy JAR Media Posduct episode 302 That's one above 301 Wow I'm your host Alex

joined by Brothrin Jim and Brothrin James Brothrin Alex Good day to you Hmm I call you my brothrin

Simply because I've been really into broths as of late I've been trying to I don't know They say you're not supposed to drink all the broth Because it's really salty But it's the best bit You know so I'm going to guzzle that down You're talking like ramen

Yeah ramen broth You're not supposed to drink the ramen broth No it's too salty It's a misconception When you go to Japan that you have to drink the broth because it's polite. Nobody does. Don't drink the broth.

Too salty. The broth has all those flavors in there. It's been marinating in there. Soup is like a weird idea. Super's basically one of the best ideas. No. I'm not a soup enjoyer. Actually, no, that's a complete lie.

About a broth enjoy. What about a stew enjoyer? I don't like a stew. I think the stew might be one of my least favorite things. I'm not nuts about Steal. there's better ways to enjoy those ingredients together and it's not in just some liquid slop it's no I think stew is absolutely incredible

I think it's a weird thing with like you just think like tracing it back to when these foods were originated you know it's like big pot all ingredients is practical it's delicious it's convenient Yeah, but it's also like safe You know

You can have a risky broth How That shit cooks like all day You stick it in a slow cooker You know You just have it on the On the fire and then go and hunt a mammoth or whatever And then put a mammoth in it

Stu's been around almost as long as fire Now this is the thing If you get your stew And then use it on rice Boom A delightful dish It's all you need You just said you don't like stew

Yeah Well stew is just like eating it sloppy You know But when you put it on whites It's a new dish It's a new delicacy Well I'll tell you what's a new dish And that's the Jail Media Patreon

Which makes the audio versions Of the show possible Okay drop the tea then And uh Oh I will And you get your names read out If you're a Dibi tea or above

On there Um So we've actually got some Patreon news Um Are we cancelling it? This is the end of JAR. Thank you for watching. Goodbye. So, the JARCive, RSS feed, is complete. It's done. There was some details. Yeah, so from episode 1 to episode 129, 135 episodes, if you include, like, guest episodes and the weird, awkward, like, decimal episodes,

are all up on its own separate RSS feed called The JARCive. So on all services except for Apple Podcasts right now because they've got a really long, like, ID process that takes like days and days for whatever reason. So I'm just refreshing that page each day until it lets me get approval for the cast. On Spotify, Amazon, Audible. heart radio pod beans own app Google and podcasts

they're all on there if you want the old EPS so just search J archive I couldn't figure out a way to like backlog them to the current RSS feed without just potentially screwing the whole thing up and I just feel like it would have been really annoying to have the feed like update with all these

a million new FC yeah I didn't know if yeah so I thought this was the safest way just have it as its own separate thing you should be able to find that now I noted it down because I haven't shared it anywhere. I was just before I closed it yesterday I was looking one episode had been downloaded

just one random episode and it was episode five like zero five called our biggest fear one person somehow stumbled across the jarcaid before it was even officially released so

it's probably like some granny who was trying to find some archive footage Well, probably searching for, like, jam jars or something. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm glad that's finally done. Yeah. And out there. Yeah, and pick up some of those stickers that are in the intro.

There's only a limited run, so scare James and slap them all over town. I do have a really big sticker there. Not for these, though, right? These are the ones you like. Yeah, I like them. Hell yeah. Um, we've actually got a huge housekeeping as well. It was just particularly good comments on the last episode for whatever reason. Um, so let's just go through these, okay?

Starting with Corbin, I feel like the writers of this show let themselves down by suddenly revealing that James has the power to teleport, abysmal plot development, 10 out of 10. Okay, I also have beef for what was said last week, because I watched the segment of the show after I left. And you guys shout on me And I don't think that was a good representation of me Why? What do we say? Clarify what you mean You said I'm really stupid

And I did this really stupid thing Where I ate my chicken My chicken nuggets and chips Off the McDonald's table Did that happen? Did you do that? Yes, but I didn't get food poisoning I did not get food poisoning

Because the McDonald's wasn't poisoned So I'm fine I just Came down a bit Unwell as a result of sending my immune system into overdrive. I didn't vomit. I didn't have any chest pain.

This is not food poisoning. I just was really ill. And I was driving home, violently shaking. Feeling like you were going to vomit? Yeah. I sat over the toilet at like one in the morning. So you know when you're about to be sick, you can't swallow basically because it's coming up.

So I was sitting there just dribbling over the toilet. It was trying to, trying to. trying to get it out but nothing came out and then the next day I just felt a bit rough but I was otherwise fine so my immune system is intact and I'm healthy as ever

I retract what I said what you did was actually really intelligent bolstering your immune system yeah you know I don't need a COVID I'd never needed COVID shots because my immune system was just so good you're like that guy who intentionally would let snakes bite him so you could

become the venom master yeah exactly So he could become Venom. Yeah, he's just rising around, just like Venom right now. Polar Bear says Jamie has grown into a very musical young man. Kick it. What does that mean? It means you've become a very musical young man.

Like a Billy Joel's piano man? Pretty much. I think... I think... The piano man, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boodily-do. I think you should maybe... launch yourself on the musical stage I think I think

everyone is musical but you just don't like accept it I know I think that it's just like do you believe those people who say like I don't like music yeah you like can't I do I do actually I think that is possible really yes how wrong with them

because they always like Drake and if you like music you don't like Drake so by them liking Drake someone saying oh I just don't care I straight don't care about any music ever. Not like Drake or whatever. See, this is a thing. Of the people I've generally experienced

to say they don't like music, they're always older people who have a soft spot for 80s music. No, a lot of older people say, oh, this modern trash. That's different though. That's not like disregarding all of music. No, no.

But I've never met someone who's been like, I don't like music. I think it's not human by design. we like music yeah but I think a lot of people haven't discovered

the music they truly click with so that's why they say they don't like music it's like back in the day we were on battlegrounds just jamming to war drums it's like human actual nature to just love music is there any other animals

that like I guess the guerrillas from Tarzan but are there any like anything that isn't some sort of ape or bipedal no it's mostly apes but they've heard stingray love like heavy metal.

Really? Yeah. Just swimming around, screaming. What about, like, whales? Do you reckon they're singing? They sing. They're singing their own, like, version of Drake. Well, no, they haven't, like, developed rap yet. Mm.

They're still in the sort of... They all sing like Adele. Yeah. Yeah, like... Some bugs, like... Because a dog doesn't, like, hear music. Like, in a... emotional way and they don't even like

like a beat they don't like but you know sometimes you pay you play like a praying mantis or a stick insect a little pump song and they start like rocking to it yeah perfectly in tune to the beat yeah classic um little pump song

um Alex Fish says on the topic of golden YouTube names Lost in Time I really miss when there was a a JAR episode called Incest Through James. Now, I remember, I forget a lot of things about the cast, but I swear this is not like a thing. No, this isn't a thing. No way. I think they're just trying to gaslight us now.

No, this is a thing that they've learned that they can gaslight us, because once you've done 302 episodes, I don't know about you, but it's like you cannot dwell on anything you say ever, because then you drive yourself insane. It's not good for you mentally. I don't know what anything we said past 289 if most how the hell am I supposed to know what I said

like five years ago or four years ago so how well yeah this is the thing because speaking for myself I walk through that door and it's like switch flicked yeah you know and it's like impulse it's just impulse it's just you run on instinct which are you don't actually think

you can't make content and think it's like channeling a different being through your body yeah do you know what I mean yeah so you're saying we're all character actors yes yeah no not character actors um actful characters yeah actful characters

um no what's what's the word like Jared Leto being the joker a twat method actors yeah a method well no because I don't think none no YouTube you like is real nobody's real No, this thing, but especially when you're being on a camera or doing anything.

It's like how an actor is an actor, you aren't a person or will person when you're on camera. You can't exist. This is what they say, the real you is the one that... Is being perceived? No, is the one that you are when at least you think no one is watching. No, no, the real me is that really good angle of myself that I put on Instagram with that certain filter on. That's the real me. Yeah. The real me is the, um, the, the smooth face, no paws, no acne filter.

Mine's the me with a huge ass, that's the real me. Okay, so, no, this is the question is that when you are alone and nobody's watching, how do you act? I kind of crawl around like an ape going like, ugh, eh, as every man does. Yeah. It's like every man runs up the stairs on all paws. It's either that or, yeah. Every man hurts. That's what I do.

I used to do that, but I can't anymore ever since doing the handful trick. The handful trick. Yeah. You just go on your hands. No, no. I try to leave, or like, when I'm moving around the house, I try to make sure my hands are full of things that need to be moved. Because there's always things that need to be moved.

Really? I see, I don't get that. I do the opposite. Do you mean you don't get that? Every time you go up and down stairs, you're saying you have to have full hands. Yeah. What are things that like... Bro, how much stuff is in your house that you need to bring it always?

It's always like washing to go up and down or something. Wow. Like glasses that you've left in here full of milk or something. Milk, yeah. That never happens. I've got a really bad habit of leaving milk around. Yeah, and it gets stinky after too long. Yeah.

Yeah, it turns into like cream or butter or whatever. Soured cream. I probably act the strangest when I'm alone. Everyone does. I think I'm the most normal. Hmm Maybe I am the most normal When I'm nobody sees me

Because this is the thing You think you're alone And you think nobody sees you But doesn't mean they don't hear you Hmm Yeah especially when you walk around screaming like I do I walk around screaming It's like I see gas

I'm just gonna scream Yeah, why not You gotta let it out sometimes No but this is this is a fucked up thing Jarre's infiltrated my mind In a way that nothing else can Because it's like I will never ever say

Any J's jar weapons or meme but as soon as I'm alone in my house I say all I do I just walk around saying like Pit Pop Boy or some other cringe Alex thing there he says

Really? Yeah I can't stop it You love them No I hate them No you wouldn't do it in private If you genuinely were anti No it's just Your sci-op has like

affected my brain development Yeah You just got to embrace it I don't want to embrace it It'll happen I hope not Just like this A comment from

Nikolaj Streibak I love how James keeps slipping Warhammer references in the episodes without ever elaborating to the point where the other guys

don't even think about it Also a question for James What chaos gods Are the different cast members Love the cast and Bear Bear I swear we've had that question We have had that question Yeah probably have

But I were like Yeah I haven't noticed I've read this comment And I was like Have I? I think I have I've been making really odd references Probably by accident.

Yeah, I'm not even thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think I called you guys like Nerg-lites at some point. Mm. Alex is Nergel. No. Alex is the god of corruption

and, like, the great game. Alex loves, like, manipulating and... Sci-hoping. Left, side, right. Zench. Yeah. I wake up and feel Zench sometimes. Zinch.

Zinch. Because Alex, that's 100% true because Alex loves to like playing with the audience. Being the puppet master. Yes. Being the middle player. Aren't you? On the subject of Warhammer since it works, both I and Jamie have played Dark Tide.

Wait, can we go into that after housekeeping? If that really loud, what is that a helicopter? I bet you it's like a private helicopter as well. It's probably Kim Kardashian going somewhere. Going to Tesco. Yeah. I need my meal deal. Yeah, so a puffin says,

Alex, I'm getting a septoplasti in the next couple of weeks. I need tips on how to make it less miserable. Don't get it. I saw a suggestion because sleeping is like the main thing. If you've got like a recliner or something, try and sleep in that. So then you're up, right? Don't worry about how much it's bleeding unless it's like crazy. It might stop.

Also, it'd be worth getting in. some um um um prune juice yeah some prune juice or those tablets they meet you poop because if they put you on uh painkillers you're going to be suffering with that um so for my day one like uh prune yourself up not from day one because you might not necessarily have issues if you have issues then day one prune juice yeah just take it easy man good luck um a couple more here on the coffee jarling that we were saying got bullied by Mark. Yeah, something other 64 says, coffee jarling here. I did get a coffee and cake, really good, by the way.

Thanks for the recommendation. And only mentioned you as I was leaving off the cuff, just so he knew that the recommendation was worth it. Mark did ask why I mentioned you guys, and I suddenly realized he might think I was a weirder or something. Maybe you won't go back for fear of being annihilated by a hail of bullets. Yeah, absolutely. Mark, he saw us, he showed us the guns today.

He's like preparing Yeah And Alex Fish replied to that saying Stay safe and beware the stinkies Um Yeah I wanted to read this one from Deludgery

Um Um Um I'm the only Furrewee's jarling The UK might be small Yet have a lot of accents However my

country the Faroe Islands has a population of just 50,000 people and there are also many diverse accents. The most glaring accents are the one from the southernmost island where many words are pronounced differently like I, we, and you.

Apparently there are also further differences in between the towns on the island, but I'm too much of a northerner to tell. So yeah, shout out to the Faroese Jarlah, the one. The one. Let's make it our goal To make all 50,000

Faroesians Mm Jarlings Alex, Siop Life goal Yeah, Cyop we need to Infiltrate Start spreading corruption

In their day-to-day life And soon Yeah They'll be assimilated Can escape to the islands Um Toya says Alex or whoever makes these thumbnails

Why did you decide to use A fucking Louisiana swamp background. It makes no sense next to the gangsters, but for some reason it makes it much more funny. Alex doesn't actually... I think, I swear you go into like a trance

when you make funnels and it's just like something happened. No, there's more logic to it than that. It's the Everglades and then the Stinkies and the Everglades. You missed the whole Everglade thing, didn't you? You did. Yes. I was too busy violently shaking. There's something about it.

It's cool, isn't it? Yeah. It makes me think of like Final Fantasy. Uh-huh. It does have Final Fantasy vibes. We need to get the crystals from the Everglade. But it also has like a Lord of Wings elf vibe. Yeah.

Everglades and that's very elf-y. They're taking the whole bitch to the Everglade. Hmm. Do you want a little poop? Do you want a little poop one from Patrick? Yeah. Just the little peat one? Yeah.

Okay. Patrick Primetime says, well fuck. Jules just caught up to date with the jarcast. Can't believe you've been talking about shit stories. Literally had a liquid shit at work while pissing a couple of weeks ago. Thankfully, I'm a gardener and was working by myself on the ride on mower. I soiled my underwear beyond use, had to throw them away and wipe my ass with grass and leave them clean. And leaves, then cleaned myself up with everything I could find in the first aid kit.

Thanks for all the entertainment during my work. Goon on, fellas. Why were you pissing while sat on a lawn mirror? Like, no, but come on. That's literally the dream is sitting on it on a lawnmer and just shitting. Surely he like stopped or left it there. Yeah. Now it's, you see, that's, that's, it's the biggest flaw to my argument of like, why would you sit on the toilet?

Because it's like, if you do get a flashbang poo, poo, standing is the inferior position. Because if that happens when you're set, it's just going to, poof out into the toilet you know yeah well speaking of poof out into the toilet um before we get into what you guys wanted to talk about i just wanted to shout out i discovered um something they used to do in like ancient china um where they would make cock rings out of uh goat eyes natural goat eye cock rings do you mean like the eye hole yeah so I just wanted to get your guys read on that one you use what you can

and it's pretty ingenious to me to make cockwings anciently like they didn't understand like surely understand what cockering it keeps the blood in the cock I think blood cock yeah no no no isn't it no cock wings are there to stop you from coming because they squeeze your little tube no no they are

they're supposed to like prolong a sexual experience because you can't come I'm being I'm being genuinely serious Well I mean I I can't say I've ever used one Or even seen one But the thing with cockwings is you can't leave them one too long

Because then it can actually Do you faint or something Like of blood flow Yeah You can't like fall asleep No I'm being seriously If you generally put a cockwing on While you're whacked

And you stay awake You could actually like Do some damage I think Yeah if you're like It's like a limited thing. Just left it there all night. You might be in some danger. Yeah, that would be really uncomfortable as well.

But yeah, cock wings are there to prolong. But, like, how do you use it? Do you put it on before you're hard? Because I feel like one, like, putting it on after is going to be, because it's got to go like... The shaft. The balls go through it, right? No.

No, no. No, that's something else. Then how's it squeezing the tube? Because it's squeezing the bottom of your shaft, because the tube is at the back. How tight is this thing, Yeah, it's constricting blood flow, that's the idea. It sounds like painful.

Oh, it's got his benefit. No, uh, natural goat eye, no game. I, I've, I'm not using natural goat eye cock rings. I mean, I'm just glad that cock rings have been around that long. Yeah. Well, yeah, but who in that time was like, damn? Because obviously science. It's like looking at a dead goat is like.

yeah like how it's like using the entirety they're like yeah what could we use the eyehole for how was the knowledge

of our sexual organ like advanced enough to be like oh if we suffocate our cock at the base we can get we can go longer it probably started off

with some like accident well like a just a freak like a dude that's like into freaky shit yeah and he was like

he was bored like there wasn't a A goat gooner. What would you do? No, but who's as you're going to see a goat, see a dead goat, feel like, oh, the eye socket looks like it's my cock size, let's cut it out, trim it down so it can perfectly go round of the eyelashes as well.

Wait, what? How the fuck, wait, so it still had like flesh on it? It was the eyelashes. What do you mean it was the eyelashes? Like, imagine a weenie, then the goats. Bro, did you imagine a weenie? Yeah, imagine a weenie with a goat eye around it. With the eyelashes.

What, do you know, a goat eye? Do you not mean the eye socket? So it still had like the, the goat hair and, like, flash on it. So it was like a rotting goat eye around their cock. So a taxidermy goat eye on their cock. You sure this wasn't a make-ship fleshlight? Because that's what you're making this sound like. They're busting on that and trying to go his head.

Yes. So yeah, goat eyelid cock rings. Yeah, so sometimes this is on traveling tickletrunk.com. You're being bamboozle. Sometimes my job leads me to web searches that reveal things I kind of wish I didn't know. That happened today when I was looking for old sex toys to feature for Throwback Thursday series. I discovered that in ancient China, around the year 1,200, the dried eyeless, of goats were used as cock rings. What I further discovered is that you can still buy goat eye cock rings today. If you're like me you have the following

questions what how why and what I really mean what so to answer these questions yes apparently this was and is a thing I'm not making this up if you're confused as I was I'll clarify it is actually the very front of the eyelid which forms the ring I'm not sure how they cut it off the goat and I don't want to No. In most cases, the eyelashes are left on to provide extra stimulation. Here's a picture, so we're all clear what I'm talking about. Yeah. So it's not the bone.

It's the eyelid that they've dried. Yeah, they've dried the eyelid. And it's a cockwing. So you can buy them from online from like India. Okay, let's buy one. 300 rupees, which is like $5. $5 Canadian dollars. That's cheaper than any sex ring you can actually buy here.

Yeah, so get like a whole box imported. Yeah. I don't know how to feel about this knowledge. Why did they figure out how useful cockwings were in the 1200s? No, but the eyelash thing gets me. Technology is always led by horniness. Yeah, no. Like, why do you think VR blew up?

Porn. Yeah, the internet. internet in general. The internet, yeah. Like, the biggest step in, like, human communication, like, ever. How much of what's on the internet is porn? A lot of it. Yeah, most of it.

I was just thinking this way, augmentation is going to become a bigger thing once they realise that wobo pussy is better than will pussy. Yeah, the golden pussy. The golden pussy is not natural. No, it's a, um, it's a synthetic sucker. Yeah Just a bunch of goat eyelids Just like

Yeah They found the golden pussy back in ancient China Well no this is a thing Like once our brains are kind of a technologic Like you only need real sex You can just mind fuck yourself It'll be like the stimulation of real sex Times 100

Yeah with like squid and stuff Yeah you don't need real sex anymore Technology is ranced through war and sex Like a cyberpunk thing where it's like Leonardo DiCaprio is selling his sexual history as a video that you can live you put on your helmet

and it's just wow yeah and you could go through it in like three seconds you know in real like in your head it's the whole thing yeah you just get all those memories

you're just like blasting through it fucking gooning 6,000 times a day yeah dopamine the dopamine respect you'd have to augment dopamine receptors into your head why aren't there dopamine junkies that just have like a syringe of dopamine and they're just like because the only way we can get dopamine is like by making it no you just make someone play cod

who's doing really well and then syringe it out of their brain and then stick in some out so we have so what we do is we get the the sweaty no we get all the sweaty cod players under gamers and we farm them for dopamine yeah and then we can give it to people people who actually deserve it. Instead of like Bitcoin farming, we just have people winning battle royals. Yeah. Dopamine mine, yeah. No, but then, but then it's just like a, it's not an infamous source because the dopamine,

the dopamine receptors are going to get dulled by the constant wins. So you need to like, enslave new kids to make dopamine. And one group is like locked in a dungeon. They get no stimulation, they're bored out of their fucking minds. Mm. And like, then when you've exorated, you've drained the dopamine out of it. drained the dopamine out of the gamers, you chuck them in the dungeon,

and then out comes the fresh dopamine. Oh, so you starve them of dopamine for so long that it resets it. Yeah, so then when they get one win, it's like a huge explosion of dopamine. And we can farm it. Yeah, we farm it, and then you just keep it going on. So all the people who are, all the normal people in society of their dopamine receptors can get the injections of dopamine to keep them...

Yeah, yeah. I think that's something that's required to prolong society. Yeah, we don't need to go to Mars, we need to farm dopamine. Yeah, I feel like things like Fortnite are already engineered as dopamine farms. Yeah, but we not benefit from them. Yeah, corporations are. Only monetarily, though. Yeah, we're not gaining dopamine from them.

We're gaining money. We need a source of... Extracting dopamine. Yeah, and reproducing dopamine, you know, like an infinite amount. No, but no, think of it this way, society will be ten times more successful because then people in office jobs will be receiving dopamine so then they can be like... You can have like sweatshops and you're just plying them with dopamine so they're loving life. Yeah, then it's not human abuse because they're actually, they're fucking... Yeah, they're really happy.

Yeah, they're just doping down their face. Yeah, they're doped up. Yeah. Is that why it's called dope? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Wow. New discovery is made every day.

Just like the eyelashes on the goat Think about how much Better things would be If you go to any shop And all of the people in the shop A dopamine just shit The service would be impeccable Imagine coffee that's been made by someone

Dophemy What? No but imagine if Like you've got to do something miserable Like do a diary of shit But you dopamine yourself up Beforehand or drawing And you're like

Loving the most nastiest shit But also, if you're giving, you're like injecting dopamine into your brain when doing something you don't like, surely your brain reads that as, oh, this is a thing I like, so then you want to do it more. Yeah. We produce more. Yes. It's how we could save this country from the Civilization Sixth Dark Age that we're going into of economical decline. Make people like spending money. No, first we make people enjoy.

like making things, like... Yeah. Sox. Like cheese. And cheese is a big one. Yeah. We can stop importing it. Stop importing cheese.

Dopamine everyone up and make them make cheese. Just, you know, stop. Cows, dope up the goats. Then battery farming is absolutely fine. Yeah, because they'd like it. Yeah. Stockholm syndrome them into like liking it. Yeah.

You like open the cage door and they're just like, nah. Domein. ring it. Lock me in. It's not quite where I was expecting that goat eye thing to go but I'm glad you guys have this knowledge and everyone else is cursed with it

too because I can't be alone in knowing it. I've seen worse. I mean, yeah. They were making but plows in that time as well. So, you know, humanity's been like freaky for fucking thousands of years. Just imagine like the first guy who made one

and like trying to convince other people that it's actually like really good. Oh no, because they were just lied. They'd have been like, they would have used some, like, lie to sell it. Oh, don't worry, it's a human eyelid. Yeah. It's not that weird. Well.

Yeah, I don't know if you guys wanted to talk about, um, gaming. Do a little gaming segment. We're playing new games, I think. I suppose you are as well, yeah. Yeah. You guys get first, though. Yeah, we've been playing the, separately. We've been playing the dark tide.

beta, Warhammer like James has been Rootsy Toots enough all about all the time Yeah, as has probably been noticed I'm quite deep in the Warhammer 40,000 law

goon hole I consume it every day and there is a lot of Warhammer games coming out and one of them is basically a left for dead survival game

that is absolutely incredible. I'm way impressed by it. You've been excited for it for a while. Yeah. Since we got into Vermintheid recently. Yeah, Vermintheid, which is really good. And started actually loving the hook and the difficulty.

Yeah. So I was expecting it to be like on that same level. Like pretty much exactly the same thing. Yeah. But it seems much cooler. First of all, I think the 40K universe way cooler than like the fantasy stuff. which is weird for me because I tend to prefer fancy shit to...

I think the thing with that world is that everyone just thinks it's like you see a space marine and you just think oh it's like it's like Master Chief, it's like Gears of War you just see their big muscle guys in armour it's like you instantly assume what the world is but then it's not that

there's like so much more than that I just find sci-fi that it feels more ancient than futuristic and like Dune yeah

and it's got this vibe of like almost like Roman sort of it's like Latin like inquisition so super old Catholic yeah yeah there's like

heavy religious imagery almost like the the hub area is like inside a ship but it looks like a cathedral but with all this like text

mechanical techy hologramy stuff but it just works so well the like it's the clash of yeah pristine yeah and that's the thing they've nailed of a lot of recent like warhammer 40k stuff is just the aesthetic the sound the sound design the world and i think this game dark tide especially does that really well because the soundtrack by jesper kidd is fucking on point it's like the sound of 40k it's what you think with all the choirs and the fucking like church music and like fucking industrial heavy beats it's beautiful but it's a game that generally is super fun to play

the gameplay is super responsive and everything you do feels heavy like it's got impact and I think that's why the game is like hooked me so much because it's not even out and I've dropped close at 20 hours into it already yeah just debating I think it's an ingenious way to use that franchise

as well where you don't need any like it's prior knowledge you can just jump in because the game play is so like casual casual simple really fun and rewarding you just jump in at that point

and then it makes you interested in the other stuff so it's it gives you just enough story in that within its own separate thing lets you have this surface level stuff but then if you want more you can yeah because they reference it

like the characters will just talk about cadia because when you're selecting a thing you can select your home world and one of them is Kadia. Yeah, yeah. But then Kadia's a huge part in the law. So these people are talking about what's happening of Kadia and like mocking Kadia. So then you can look at law of Kedia and then you get it. Yeah. And then

it like, it spirals. Because the little cheese going down the hill, it's like slow. But as soon as you get that first law, you're having to like... Yeah, but also you have the option to totally ignore it. That's the thing. Because it's like with law and with context of stuff. If you froze so much about it at so-and-so early on, they just

not going to respond to it. And if it bombarded you with cut scenes and you're just getting all this information with no input, like the majority of the storytelling is like during it at the game. Yeah. While you're playing through a level. Yeah. And that stuff is really well done. It's like characterful enough where it's entertaining just hearing the, like, your own

character have conversations with other people's characters. But they're also referencing this like broader. picture stuff that goes way over my head I've got no idea like what's going on it actually works because when you say like that kind of thing makes you think like a destiny strike where it's just like just dumped exposition that's just like but there's that game it really doesn't dump exposition at all like most of the like a lot of the dialogues like just like war anger so you're in a fight you're like ah but then when you're like in a elevator just progression through the level they

might have a like a five-sentence conversation about some law thing but they're not like dumping it it's just like one person says this another one were taught with the characters in the scene it's not like someone calling you on the radio yeah and like you get to choose your class and then your voice and then your character says a bunch there's like apparently 70,000 lines of dialogue in the game that's like huge yeah like so like if a character set their their thing to be originally from Kadia, other characters might reference Kadia to you because you're from there.

So it's like... Yeah, that's cool way of doing it. Especially for games that are designed to be replayed again and again. Yeah. Like, I've not heard a super overlap of, like, conversation. And I've spent a lot of time in it.

But I think this could be a huge energy point for a lot of people in the 40K just because they've done it well. Yeah. And also, it doesn't have to be that. No, that's the thing. That's why it's a fun game on its own.

Yeah. So it's like ingenious. the way they've constructed that. Because 40K is really difficult to get into. It's intimidating. Yeah, it's got such an intimidating. But it's like, how do you get into it? Because there's so many ways to get into it

where you can just play the games. Because 40K has a fair few good games in different genres. Like Mechanicus, which is like an excom type game. You've got Wode Trayor coming out. You've got like a civilization type game. Then you've got like the battles, the like space. Yeah. And now it's now it's like entered the first version.

shooter well which is obviously the most popular genre with just a really solid really solid just energy point I think it's going to be really good but the only issue with it is it has got some teething performance issues at the moment

yeah what game doesn't know to be honest but the thing is it's still the beta and they are they are taking this in and they are already like making fixes so that when it launches in like two weeks time might be in a better place they're doing what you should do with a beta which is like teething shit out before

you launch it instead of just launching it at the final product you can test the servers you can test balancing and yeah they've already made balancing changes as well yeah they definitely recommend it

what about to you Alex so um I jumped into God of War Ragnarok um played what six hours or so yeah

I'm finding it really interesting because my concern with it was that it was going to be too similar to the 2018 one and I don't know I felt like they were in an interesting place where it was like that game was kind of a surprise when it came out like especially for I didn't have like a PS3 or like care about those original games yeah and when like the trailers were coming out it seemed like oh they're last of us in gold of war now this seems kind of lame but then it worked out really well for that game. But then how do you follow up a game like that?

Where they do kind of take a bunch of the mechanics to their logical extremes. It doesn't seem like you could really capture that lightning in a bottle again. But so far I'm liking it. It took a few hours for me to find a new hook. But it seems more like a continuation, like a natural part two, instead of like trying to stretch out like a sequel just because the first one was so successful and they had to make it up it feels like it's like exciting to me knowing that i can keep going back to it that there is like a conclusive story in there and it's not like the middle chapter of something that's just fucking infinite never going to end um production value insanely high uh all the acting's really good so far yeah i've been i've not been playing it because obviously the job playstation is basically what you're playing on and I've just been watching the cutscenes

and early game stuff and Jesus Christ some of that acting is just so spot on especially like four yeah all the music and everything but they're actually mechanically weirdly that's the thing I was kind of

least expecting to get me but it's really satisfying to play they've like just expanded everything and kind of there are some like UI issues where it's just like all this RPG mechanics that are just kind of like really awkwardly explained and Yeah, they were kind of implemented in the first one. Yeah, yeah, they weren't that great Um, but it doesn't seem quite as bad. Um, but I'm seeing like all sorts of like different opinions on the game. So I'm like really curious where it's going to land by the time I've finished

it. Um, it doesn't seem to have quite as much fanfare as the first. It doesn't feel like it's blown up in the same way. Probably because people now know what to expect. The bar has been, like, raised by the franchise. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm digging it so far. Yeah. I'm sure I'll play it at some point, just not any time soon.

Yeah. I'm curious to see, like, where it goes. Yeah. Much more, I know people get annoyed when I bring up Last of Us 2, but I'm way more, like, enthused to keep playing this game. yeah it's like 30 hours plus or something though so it's going to take a long time yeah um since elden ring i've been kind of seeking like more condensed experiences yeah because that's what a lot of the conversation is turning into as eldon ring versus god of war

So it's like these two inverse kind of directions and philosophies. I feel like there is room for both. And they do... They do totally different. Yeah, sometimes I do kind of like the guided narrative. Yeah, because Aldermereng gets like genuinely exhausting. Yeah. By the time you finish it, it's like, I just need like a break from this.

Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like too like intriguing. Like just what's around that next corner type thing. Once you've done it once, you can never recapture that feeling. Whereas with a narrative, it's like

you're hitting these beats. You know they're coming, but it can still work. Yeah. I'm definitely more impressed of like Eldon Ring as a video game and what it does in the medium in terms of like design than I am more so of god of war where it's like just a type of game

I'm really used to just done extremely well clearly with people who have been doing it a long time and know what they're doing um yeah there are like details and stuff I wouldn't want to spoil

and I know nothing about it really yeah I had like a big thing kind of like ruin for me on Twitter which was lame that's a benefit of not using yeah it was the kind of thing I was just like, oh, I wasn't really expecting people to be talking about this stuff, like, so quickly on social media, and like, I guess that's just the way it goes now. Yeah, it's kind of a bummer, but whatever.

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of the angel Won away Hey Welcome to the second half of the cast We head over to the Chal Media subreddit and answer questions from the community Just like Hullery did, I'm just going to start off here I think we've answered this before

But some of the responses that were interesting to me What's the smallest animal you would lose a fight to? Oh, we've answered this before. Badger Um, what do you think of these, these ideas from the people he responded to it, like Rip Flue. James, Richard Hammond, Snake, Alex, Alex, well, I guess Alex, Snake. Jim, Rhino. No, no, Jim would lose to a wolf.

Oh, I wouldn't. Walls are quite big, though. I could take, I could brutalize a wolf. No, you've absolutely couldn't move your fists. If I can brutalize an eagle, I can brutalize a wolf. You can't brutalize an eagle. We've gone on over this. can. And I'd actually get shat on by Richard Island. I'm not even going to lie about that.

What Hindu fraps options were Alex Baer, James Honeybadger, Jim, Seagull. No, but the thing is a seagull fucks everyone up because they have so much confidence and you can't do anything. No, that, I could take an eagle but I can't take a seagull. Really? Yeah. Why? Seagulls have Chip Fury. if you know honestly go to a British sea town get get some chips yeah you ain't you ain't having those chips you're you're some you're the seagull's bitch mm-hmm you're just a vessel that carries the chips to them yeah Americans be like oh but the

eagle wait a seagull come on an eagle would get destroyed by a seagull if the eagle had chips yeah the ego well guys um we've We've got to do a segment now with more JAR Media wiki pages, because there are some really good ones. We read the EC page last episode, but we got some more ones that a username 1917 is suggested. React to more articles from the JAR Media Wiki, some suggestions. So the first suggestion was Swindon. Oh, no, I've got some interesting things. No.

Guess which is the second safest place in the UK? Swindon. Really? Like, what, like, voted? Yeah, no, but I think it's by like crime statistics, yeah. Swindon is safer than your favourite place. Bath? Swindon. See, I told you?

Well, maybe it's underrated this whole time, but this is the wiki page anyway. Swindon is the most populated shit hole in Wiltshire, the county where the jar boys live. It is most famous for the magic roundabout, a cluster fuck of five roundabouts joined together to create the mother other of all junctions. No, no, stop. I'm going to stop you right there and say it's still more functional than every single

American junctrine and it's four rows just combining into one. How many crashes happen on the Magic Roundabout? None. How many crashes happen on every interstate, into fucking shit square thing, every single day? Every intersection in America has a crash on every single day. That's not to do with the road, though. That's just to do with the drivers. And the bad design.

But the Magic Roundabout, nobody crashes there because nobody's going fast enough. I think, like, the standard being driving manual makes people better drivers. Yeah. And that's saying something, because people here are terrible drivers. Yeah. Yeah. Locally, they're, like, awful. No, because here's the thing.

People don't just, um, accidentally somehow, like, plow into their own garage. Because there's a clutch. Yeah. It's like, nobody's just accidentally running over and, like, destroying their, like, house because they accidentally put their foot on the accelerator. A ship placed to live. with awful urban planning. Alex called it the shithole of the universe,

while Jim called it the blight town of the real world. In reference to a famously filthy, disgusting and all-around shit area in the 2011 video game Dark Souls. There's even a like screenshot of the Google Maps layout with a quote saying, just look at the map of how fucked it is. It's the worst design. Despite how every other Brit talks about how trash of a place Swindon is,

the jar boys think its shopping center is too good for Swindon, and they also go to it regularly. They also get food and go to the cinemas, of which one has an IMAX theatre, but other than that, Alex finds it difficult to tell anyone about anything else someone could do in Swindon. Why is Swindon so dog shit? Urban planning. Swindon has awful road design with hard to navigate roads,

which sometimes randomly change their thickness or make them a one-way road. Being a town known for its roundabouts, one road leading up to the magic round. has loads of unnecessary roundabouts. People. Swindon Man is the equivalent of Florida man in the UK. Swindonites are another class of people. Chavvy, disgusting, monster man-mills that make up their own rules. Swindonites are identical, and that they all have the exact same haircut,

with the same kind of clothes, and love caspers. That's just British people. Yeah. Here are some notable encounters of Swindon people. James was at a Swindon car meetup that smelled like weed in May 2018. Things got out of hand when Swindon night started driving down the closest road as fast as possible.

In a typical English car meetup in Swindon, James witnessed someone playing loud music on subwifers. Many people with mopeds were arrested. No, no, the thing about the street racing is one of the funny clips came out of it, there was a dickhead who owned a one of Clio. And he'd always called, like, beef with everyone.

So he got into a street race, and as he was driving about a song, got a huge block of Bree. The Fundament's going to explode. Brie. Cheese. Yeah, because it's a weno and it was a white yellow weno. Oh, friend. Yeah, yeah.

That's fine. So, no, I think Swindon does have its humor sometimes, and I think that's iconic. Swindon's got humor and droids. Oh, yeah. The Brocair saw Chav Girls in a McDonald's in Swindon. Alex went to the IMAX theater in Swindon to see Hereditary. He was so close to screaming at a large group of young chabs after they started laughing at serious parts of the film. They later left halfway through watching the movie.

Yeah, that's true. sounds funny. At the shopping centre in Swindon, James witnessed an average Swindonite walking around on his phone, looking at a video of himself showing off his muscles. Oh yeah. The boys almost got hit while using the magic roundabout. We didn't

though. While the boys were bowling in Swindon, all the men their age in the bowling alley sported the same terrible haircut. On the other hand, they all wore similar fashion and loved Casper's which made the jar boys fit in. No, no, that's the thing the thing with British youth is they all have the same hair cut all the time

that's just a culture thing not Swindon thing a young extremely obese woman stopped at the Swindon station and sat down next to Alex her leg squished up all the way around Alex's leg and she did not notice as she was taking pictures of herself on Snapchat yeah that was a memorable trip to London hmm yeah I don't know nobody's meant that this article hasn't any of this hasn't mentioned the disgusting Swindon train station, the town

I think it will get there because now it's notable places in Swindon, shopping centre despite the town's general shittiness, Swindon has a great shopping centre. In order to prepare for testing shreddies, the boys went to the food court to eat as much fibre as possible, only to fart it all out later. Alex attempted

to do an intro for episode 190 where they would be at the shopping centre, but the centre is so boring, Alex admitted the intro was completely incohesive. Nandoes. The jar boys believe Nando's is the best thing in Swindon. It is close to the strip club and Casper's. Caspers. The boys went to Casper's, a British ice cream chain for the first time in Swindon. After they went to a restaurant from a cuisine Jim had never tried before with Papa Beltman.

Jim thought it smelled like too many M&Ms. Alex liked the milkshakes and their large amount of selection for them. Casper's is also close to the Swindon strip club. The boys came back to Swindon in spring of 2018 for milkshakes later. presumably at caspers jim got two milkshakes and almost throw up in the car ride home oh yeah i remember that i do remember you buy a milkshake every time and you're always like no because i always get a waffle and a milkshake because you need something to wash the sugar down yeah yeah the dream lounge the dream lounge is swindon strip club which is near nandoes and caspers it's in between the two you go you get your nados then you get your lap dance then you get caspers to

finish it off The boys have been suggested filming a cast there as a gimmick episode, but was generally rejected. Mostly duty, the idea not being safe for YouTube. The movies. The movie theatres at Swindon are where the Jail Boys go to watch movies on the big screen. Alex went to see Hereditary and the Emoji Movie in the theatres at Swindon. Incorrect, I went to Bath to see the emoji movie. The Boutmans went to Swindon to watch the Meg in theatres. That's true.

Oh, we also watched Hobbson Shuler. Yeah. They were the only ones that Scream laughed at the ending of the. film due to its shittiness though. Alex attempted to hold back laughter. Bowling Alley. Swindon's bowling alley is where the boys played two games at bowling, despite that the English mainly see bowling as a childish activity for birthday parties. Because of this, many people at the alley were scared to go out there. They may have gone because of the beltman's love for the Big Lebowski. Jim bowled based on how the characters in the movie bowl. Many guttables happened. In the last

round of the game, they all used a ramp, while another person used two balls to cheat. James won the first and Alex won the second. Trivia. One time when the jar boys were driving back from Swindon, Alex scream laughed after discovering R slash minion cells. I remember that. A friend of James got drunk and fell on a bush before taking a bus to Swindon. While heading back from Swindon, James was in front of a moped which was going really slow. James swerved the steering wheel left and right quickly so the car was driving in a zigzag.

The car behind him started doing it as well. well oh yeah no that's a car thing if you if you're being followed by a fellow car infuse yes if you start zigzagging they just zigzag and but also someone's tailgating you if you lose if you purposely lose control they'll stop tailgating you it's a good tactic so if you're doing like 70 on a motorway just start losing control it's a good tactic just turn around yeah just crash crash on purpose they'll stop tailgating you cucumber nick oh cucumber nick was a jarman and test subject used by the jar crew.

He is a cucumber cut in half with a face, having two pushpins for eyes and a portion of the cucumber carved out as a mouth. He was sealed in a jar forever as an experiment put on by the jar boys. He has absolutely no relation to the Ruffle X-D LM-F-A-O random Pickle-Rick character from Rick and Morty.

A ceremony beginning his journey occurred immediately after the jar dude summoned Herobrine in September 2017. Since 2018, Cucumber Nick melted, since cucumbers are 95% water, and has become a brown, greyish paste-like substance. After James challenged himself to eat a whole scorpion in Jarkast 103, its remains merged from cucumber nicks to form an even more repulsive liquid. By October 2018, James said the scorpion was disintegrating and it was turning into string. Several hairs belonging to Argy and Paisley have been identified in the jar in January 2020. They forgot on the why the hairs are in there.

There's no paisley hair in there. That's Max. That's Argy and Max's hair in there. In the current state, the contents of the jar are a breach of international law, as the 1972 Biological Weapons Convention prohibits the development, production, acquisition, transfer, stockpiling, and use of biological weapons, of which the boys are now guilty on all accounts except use. that did it mention the jar was opened there's one comment saying

I'm not adding it in just yet but I'm almost certain that the jar is now also filled with tons of human hair because Alex got high once and dumped his shavings in the jar that bears mentioning IMO I open the jar by accident by accident no I yeah I didn't mean to but I did and it was oddly cold

it was actually like ice cold I felt the ice cold breeze against my hands I don't know why. It's like Nova 6. Yeah, and it has a stench. And it kind of gassed out half the womb. Yeah. A couple more here.

There's the normal episode transcript where, like, the whole page is just the entirety of the normal episode, like the whole script in chapters. With everyone, like, named and everything. Wow. yeah that could be a movie yeah so shout out to that um and also we can end this section on it's a page called example of james's impulsive behavior oh my god how big is this page is it just like

it's not too crazy um so yeah examples of james's impulsive behavior introduction james has displayed extremely irrational short-sighted and or impulsive behavior many times both on and off camera In essence, during what could variously be described as an episode flare-up or simply James' moment. Episode flare-up. His rational thinking entirely ceases. For most people's thought process, follow a formula of idea-consideration action. James will simply lead with idea-action, often with disastrous results. Once the James moment is over, he will often proclaim surprise or regret the obvious and entirely foreseeable consequences of his actions.

In the past, a James' moment was often predicted, preceded by a bhaar, but James claims he is unable to reproduce the noise any longer. Below is a list containing some examples of James moments. Examples. Throwing midget gems over Jim. Going bar, and then lighting his hair on fire. Off camera. Throwing Jim's prized Lego plane down the stairs, dealing irreparable damage to it. Citation needed.

Smacking a candle with slim shadies prized ad. spilling candle wax everywhere. What a sentence. Betting 50 pounds with Jim. That wasn't impulsive, that was completely calculated. And a burning schweb on a candle. I didn't do that. He did.

Is that really the list of all my impulsivitys? There's definitely more. So far. There's an extreme amount of them. Launching fruit and winegums up on the roof while you had COVID. That was really funny. Oh yeah.

I got them in the end. You did? You used your little litter picker. I'm pushing Jamie into a river. Trying to. Um... Can you imagine... The bicycle over ice.

Yeah. Can you imagine what would have happened if I'd actually gone in that river? It'd been really funny. But like, it wouldn't have even been filmed or anything, couldn't have put it on FAIL Army? I know. That would have been the biggest fail. We didn't put it on you've been filmed. There's a lot more. I'm pretty sure there's an extreme amount more. Even Slim Shady has a page.

Slim Shady is the name of yet another. Sibling slash relative slash characters slash alternate personality slash schizophrenic delusion played by Alex. He's an axe-wielding, serial killing, utterly deranged maniac and so behaves just like Alex. He's only appeared in a single cast, that being the 2022 Halloween special. He's extremely protective of his act. his weapon of choice. Although James manages to snatch it for him just for a moment

in order to knock over a candle for basically no reason. No, for no reason. No, there was a reason for it. I was trying to get rid of the flame. I just miscalated and missed. Well, Mel Gibson has a page. Oh, hell yeah. Mel Gibson is the most underrated member of the JARMJPEU,

the JARMedia JARCAST podcast Extended Universe. very obscure cast member and internet celebrity. Alex says Jim has been hanging out with him several times. Mel is extremely healthy, only eating way, way mix with other things such as Heinz beans or creatine or plants. He has a Messiah complex, believing he is Jesus. Mel and James seem to have romantic tension between each other in one episode, with James stroking his forehead and Mel pecking his face, which was deemed controversial. He first appeared in episode 95 when he became a cast member. Seconds after being introduced to the podcast,

Argyle attacked him and bit him several times, leading to him having to retire his podcasting career early due to serious injury. After recovering from his injuries, Mel attempted to reinvent himself in the form of a TikTok star in 2019 after taking over Alex's account at Family Guys So Funny.

He posted great content such as reaction videos, reactions to his reaction videos, reactions to his reaction videos, reactions to his reactions, reactions to his reaction videos, and reactions to his reactions to his reactions to his reaction videos. It took him a single day, specifically November 6, 2019, before quitting due to the cringe, returning the account back to Alex. Weeks later, Alex posted a video and then abandoned the account forever. Mel was pinned to the wall in episode 224 and can be seen from almost every episode since then.

Mel returned to the cast as a special guest in the first half of episode 268, Mel dropped by, replacing Jim for that time. He had grown old since then, so much so that he does not know what Patreon is. Can we do one more? I want to do the Sandy Cheeks page. Sandra Jennifer Cheeks was a jar member, YouTuber and gun control activist. She dated Alex because he's only SpongeBob after all. She was born in Texas, but was moved to England after Alex asked her to be in a music video.

for the Up Down album. She became celebrity because of this, and later became a YouTuber, spreading clickbait and false information on Fortnite. She was fatally shot by Rubin in episode 113, after he believed he was betrayed. Her pictures are shown in later Jarcast and Up Down Music videos to commemorate her passing. Sandy was a squirrel with many abilities, including the ability to grow to massive sizes. While her lower body is not normally seen, she has a vacuum cock that can almost anything

there's a there's a picture of um thumbnail of sandy's most popular video iron man added to fortnight the video was absolute fucking clickbait as iron man was actually added to fortnight years later yeah man

physical description squirrel gender footer eye color black yeah so check out the wiki and keep adding to it it's just only getting better thoughts that was the best one the sandy one that was your favorite one i'm quite fun mostly but just because of the name of the page the examples of james's impulsive behavior that's a funny list right there um yeah so check that out a bloodcock too said can alix do his standard american accent for a bit he sounds like even more of a sarcastic asshole than his regular voice

i need to hear more thanks sergey replied to that saying i fucking love the american accents and there was even more feedback on this from hair hair every time you mingas do american accents it makes me cry laughing please do it more often thank you from pencil Pennsylvania, USA. I can't do an American accent, or any accent. You can't do a fire one. I don't. Yeah, yours is bomb.

Yeah, I've got the actual American accent. Just the British accent. Or should I say, the Wiltshire accent. Yeah. We founded your shit old country. I'll give us our accent back. Dickheads. It's actually true.

Their accent is more English than ours. Yeah. So we got to do some shifting It's all our fault It's Wiltshire's fault And the south-east You are Southwest

But when they say Like I do a million different American voices Which one do they mean That they learn Default Yeah dude your default

Nowhere America Like the Everglade No He's like a sofa dude Like a skateboarder shot it Chillin in the Everglad We're just chilling in the Everglad We're just chilling in the

Everglade. I simply don't want to even pretend to do an American accent. Say Everglade. Everglade. I heard there's diamonds in the Everglade. I relate more to Australian culture. What did you say about Australian culture? I relate more to Australian and New Zealand culture.

Than what? American. Yeah. Why? No, you love American culture. I don't. But how do I love American culture? Jim?

Make your point? Call of Duty. That's actually quite British. Yeah, you would find that modern warfare too has not been mentioned on this cast. Until you just mention it right now. Yeah, but I'm not, I didn't buy it and I'm not going to play it. And then, the end of the day, Cod is a European thing. Actually, no, isn't Battlefield?

How is it on a European thing? There was like a split back in the day. Battlefield and Cod was like a natural duty. geographic split. Wasn't it? Really? Battlefield was like a Middle-Ural.

Every, like, English guy plays Cod. Yeah. Every American guy plays Cod. Yeah. No, they play Battlefield because it's more like my actual military.

No, man. No, no, that is true, though. But if you've never been on Battlefield 4 and it's prime. The Americans, it was only Americans on there. That's true, actually. You just joined a part and there'd be some Americans

talking about how cool it was when they invaded Iraq. That's actually so true. Well. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm not sure either, man. Give me, like, a cool sentence to say that American would say.

Um, yeah, pass the kombucha. Um, yo, past the... Cambuchy. Pass the kimchi. Bro. We're all out at kimchi.

Where's the kimchi, dude? Let's just not talk about America. Does kimchi grow in the Everglade? I farm kimchi in the Everglade. Let me take it to my patch in the Everglade. I hope we never go to America together. Why? It'll be awesome. No, it won't.

no we're state to state jarling to jarling no can we come in absolutely not yeah you can make us some stew or whatever they eat over there they um

buffalo right come in and have a burger on me why I do declare but if we go to New Zealand Australia though that would be a good time yeah

we can have a few shooies oh yeah goons sack I forgot they Goon sacks. Yeah, we can goon sack in a shui. Yeah. I'm down to Goon sack. Oh yeah, I'm absolutely down to go to Goon. No, I want to go to New Zealand. I want us to go to Christchurch. You were just saying the other day how you were anti-New Zealand that you don't want to go there. I'd get angry at them, but then I have to, I can, I have a lot of shared interest with the Kiwis. You know, we just we goon and then what up and it'd be great. Do they goon sack in New Zealand? They probably do.

I'm sure there are some crossover. There must be. What are you talking about? Yeah, but also, yeah, what are you talking about? New Zealand has... First of all, why would you get angry at them? Because they've got all the laws. They literally have all the fucking laws.

Okay. Number two, what are your common interests? Laws. Just go to the car meeting and talk about fucking laws? is one specific thing. Yeah, why the fuck is New Zealand got all of them? And I mean all of them.

Because they're just cool dudes over there. Yeah, so I'm going to move to New Zealand. Loolin? Overloaded balls has a concerning one. Interesting. How closely are you guys monitoring the R-slash-FNAF subreddit as of late? it's borderline, it's borne a lot, borderlining natural disaster in the comments of any post.

Um, so I had a little look to see like what was up. Um, it didn't take long to see this one. Asking, how would a medieval person react if he saw spring trap? The comments say, shocked, confused, screaming about him being a demon, which is kind of true. Probably in that order. Um, then this person said, by Jove is that Springton

Bonnebel Trappus the second and the other one was the armour these days are quite strange I think it's in trouble I think it's in trouble

the armour these days are quite strange it sounds stronger than ever just just leave our slash flaf to their yeah they're just abusing kids

just leave them to it okay it's like a petri dish just that's been abandoned you know it's like growing over the sides

is its own thing was our slash fnaf created by us no no no there was a Reddit mod was a mod

in that subreddit and for a joke changed all of the branding on it to be jar stuff so it still says fnaf in the jar font and the jar blue

and the banner the banner is all of our there's ours it's only ours what do you mean it's only our two travel license no it's all four of us I'm telling you man I can show you it on the mobile one it's just us to because it seems in

oh yeah yeah Fnaf Fnaff porn Yeah look actual criminals But then I was trying to think about this like If you were like a little kid who was scared of FNAF and saw that you'd be like oh that scary

It's like Freddy, Bonnie. Yeah, it's like that actually is the humanness. And Foxy. I don't know why I looks like such a criminal. I generally love that photo. Everyone does in that fucking line up. No, but I look the most like actual psychopathic. I look like I could kill someone.

I don't know, Alex looks pretty so. Yeah, he does. I look pretty scary. You still do. That's what I'm going for. Yeah, we know. Po the Panda is very epic. Leaves something that could change things.

You guys mentioned Lee Evans on the car. on JARCast 3,000 and it got me thinking. Is Lee Evans the missing key of JAR? If you take a look at his credits, he has a few coincidental links to things mentioned on JAR. He was in Mouse Hunt, the first family DreamWorks movie predating their animated movies. Then there's something about Mary,

which stars Alex the Lion and Princess Fiona, who are both DreamWorks icons, as well as Keith David, David, who is beloved in the JAR community. Lee Evans then had a role in the beloved British, 2005 animated feature epic the magic roundabout of course this is based on the animated show from the 60s slash 70s and not the famous landmark in Swindon it's also worth pointing out dynotopia since he was also in that and Alex thinks that dinosaurs are

cool a f this may be a stretch and personally starting to think of it myself but I do find it interesting how you can link all of these things to Lee Evans and Poe the Panda replied that again saying he was also in the fifth element which was directed by Luke Bisson director of Vizini Council the movie another link to Jha. The the iceberg gets deeper. Conspiracy theory or truth? Maybe both. James anything? I'm just think about the goonset. Well James we have one for you which is kind of crazy and might unlock Pandora's box from here here nine three seven three eight two and I have a very important thing to tell James

I think we might be distantly related possibly even as close as third cousins I'm adopted and I recently found out that my biological mother's mother had the same last name as you and grew up near Chippenham in Wiltshire I was adopted as an infant and my adopted parents

shortly moved to America Ming on gamers What? They're gonna have to explain that again their grandmother their biological grandmother has your last name and lived in Chipponham

yeah grew up near Chippenham in Wiltshire and yeah I was adopted as an infant and my adoptive parents shortly moved to America don't you have like links to someone replied to it saying it

or you could be related to the field moped James House yeah that's the thing also impregnated the sister of the father of jar james's sister's kids also the family also the two house families may may not be related

so all three of you can possibly be blood brothers no but here's the thing the actual house family here is also possibly related to the house family so it's even more likely is what you're saying I'm just trying to think of

so they're saying is that great Great grandmother or grandmother. They're grandmother. They're mother's mother. Yeah. I'm adopted and I recently found out that my biological mother's mother had the same last name. So grandma.

Is it possible? possibly because I know my grandfather had sisters and that's where the house name comes from I'm pretty sure that's his house name is from there and his parents we don't even know about but I know he had multiple sisters

and I know there is relation to this area but I have no idea like I need to do ancestry or whatever to actually find out what they're crazy There's lots of houses around here Imagine if that was how they like found out It was because it's fucking podcast It'd be really fucking weird

Because it's like my extended family No idea The JARCast bringing family together Bringing houses together Welcome back family So is this person got the same last name as me Yeah Is this is this

biologically, well no he wouldn't. No. Because it's his mother's mother's maiden Yeah. No, you're right. Because I know I know the various maiden names in my family. Well, her maiden name was house.

She's a true blood house. And I'm a true blood house. Do you know my house James has been fucked up by the Devoys. The Ex-I-D-voys. Yeah. DeVoy.

Duvoy was my mother's maiden name. Yeah. And that's like Irish or something? That sounds Irish. James is Irish. But then obviously my grandfather on that side I've never met is a career criminal and looks like a mob guy and he probably is. And I don't know his maiden name.

But I know he's a criminal. But he wouldn't have a maiden name. No. But I don't know what his name is. Because I don't think the name went down to... X-I-D. My mum. Maybe

X-I-D-Boyed Tryind But I need to do some Ancestry because my family There's a story to be told there For sure That needs to be uncovered And maybe you're the one to do it

But nobody's going to do it for me, bro Exactly Well Let's do this, there's penultimate this one From Nauty Boys official Okay Thank you for mentioning The Undeniable Comedy

that comes from poo, parentheses and farts, in the latest cast. As you said, some say they find it juvenile, but in my opinion, fart humor is genuinely the purest and least pretentious form of comedy. I find the shart anecdotes are genuinely some of the most funny moments on the cast. The fool acts as if he's above it, but the wise man does not deny themselves the obvious hilarity of a good shart. I was reminded of this video which perfectly captures my philosophy,

and he linked that video of the like PNG of a fucking gorilla an orangutan sat there with the uh-oh-stinky audio which I'm sure most have seen you're welcome uh-oh stinky

it is why did you smell of chips uh mimi yeah man um there's not really a question in there I just kind of want to shout that out

yeah a wise man knows that farts are funny. Yeah, the wise man laughs at P-Poo. These are also potential tattoo ideas. You could have like a wise old... Who's going to be the first charling to actually do it and send a picture?

James. Yeah. I sent on this one then from Casador 6250 who can bring the circle closed and you know pay off what was put

down earlier when it comes the Everglade. Did I say his name? Casador? Say it again, just in case. Casador 6250. Are you sure you said it? Casador 6250.

The numbers are the most important. Some otherglades, facts for you boys. Okay. I got from some quick Googling. The Everglades are an almost entirely uninhabited nearly 8,000 square mile stretch of swamps and wetlands, apparently only home to about two to three hundred people is a bit unlikely that there are any jarlings out there unless they are alligators of which there are over 200,000

not only that but Everglades is also home to crocodiles black bear bears, panthers and manatees I didn't know don't the manatees lived in the Everglade that's manatees sea cows live in the Everglades Yeah that see that is surprising to me because that you're telling me there are these peaceful, loveable manatees

floating down the Everglade competing with crocodiles and alligators and bears. I don't think a crocodile could take a manatee. I think they could. No, manatees are too chunk. I'm honestly not surprised that almost nobody lives there because aside from the manatees,

it sounds like a pretty awful place to live. Or, property is extremely cheap and it's just opportunity fantastic point and with the price of Everglade housing on the rise could be the right time to buy

there's opportunity for investment yeah you could have a little manatey garden and maybe some sort of energy harvesting plant for the crocodiles

speaking of like dune and stuff you could like ride the manatees like the worms mm yeah free transport transport's cheap cheaper than chips you just got a what a manate milk yeah you can get your manate cheese get your dairy easy

boom to the manate cheese industry if you like hunting you've got some scary creatures to you know challenge I mean it's up to you but if you're a Floridian it's like doesn't

don't you think people are starting to really crave the the the simple natural conflict barbaric life yeah you know like um

like we're surrounded so much by comfort and funny TikToks yeah that you kind of just want to have to like make a a blade out of grass and take on a gator. Yeah, you just pick that blade of grass

and you put it between your thumbs and you whistle louder than ever before. Yeah. And summon a farm of manatees to get their milk. Isn't that right, James? I'm signing up to ancestry and find it fucking paying for that shit. On that note,

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