JAR Media Posdact - Drink From DOBLET

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:59 Housekeeping 10:06 Buffalo Saga Continues 19:07 Our Cornwall Trip 40:50 Mid Break 41:54 Question Segment: Rasclat? 42:51 Severance & Prehistoric Planet 54:52 Some Suggestions 56:04 Sabrina in Fortnite 56:56 Ai in Advertising 1:05:03 The Straw Man Voice 1:10:37 The BEST Musical Decade 1:17:48 Patron Names #BroCastS2E5

Yeah, do you want to intro this with one of these? this i love that sound do it again which one the uh do it again the sort of flutter the flutter by there's something like breaking news about it you know you think so yeah good afternoon

spider man is a menace evening or night or something or something Um, hello, welcome. And welcome to Brokast Season 2 episode 5. Damn.

That was fly. We're like halfway through season 2. No, it's just sort of the beginning, the early arc. Like one third? I can't remember how many episodes we did in season one. Um, I want to say about 49. Fuck, that many. Oh shit, yeah, this is like a first little bit then.

Okay, cool. Kind of building up the momentum again in the early moments of the season. What's going to pay off later down the season? Nobody knows yet. Well, hmm, well, hmm. Me, Jamie. And me, well, hmm. Well, some might call me, um, oh, Alex.

Or Sam Singh. What's your favourite thing you've ever been called? Johnny boy. John. Who called you John? It was in class where they got me mixed up with John. Oh, right. And yeah, you resonated with that more.

Yeah, maybe... Maybe that's who I really am. Maybe I am, John, after all. You'd be very different if you were called John. Yeah, I'd be, dare I say, more generic. is john more generic than alex i'll say although we do have two audio messages from johns that will be coming up sooner rather than later okay um before we get too deep into the show let me shout out the jr media patron patrons over the patrians the audio version of the show

possible as well as the show in general um you get that raw unfiltered mp3 ad for over there and even last week as a little treat because there was no jafter hours the bonus show I put up the full video early because we were in fact in Cornwall and I needed to get it all done in haste more of a haste than normal

so I thought you know what maybe you could have it early and just bloody have a good time did you have to put your editor gloves on but that's not all you get your patron names read in the first or second week of each month so that's attached to this very episode will be the humiliation ritual of us reading your quite frankly disturbing and disgusting patron names so get those in i want to see next month everybody's sentences to start needlessly Every word with an R. Yes. Rees, rew rat, roary.

But only in a non... How does one put this? Be sensitive. Yeah, be sensile. Yeah, be sensual. Sensational. But yeah, as I said, after hours is the other sort of show we put over there,

which has been on fire lately. We did the RELON rant. Inrincible, reason, re, Razrid, Raz Ray, Ray. We did the Lego death sounds. We did a helldivers discussion. Will the Fartor.

There's so much going on over there. Yeah, shout out to Will. So check that out too. And last but not least, there's the JAR Media Group chat. You can plug in little bits and ongoing discussion, talk about the buffalo, or don't. I don't mind.

You didn't put the buffalo. up there, did you? Not yet. Oh, no. Speaking of the Buffalo, let's head into the housekeeping segment where we round off conversations from the previous episode. Can I just say worst segue ever? Worst segue yet.

Why? Speaking of the Buffalo, you can't just do that. Not when people, not when, not when I know what the Buffalo is. Okay. You're one of the few. Yeah, because it, like, any, Any reference to the buffalo and you're sent into like a, you know, that means this and this means that type thing. Do you know what I mean?

That means this and this means that type thing. Well, Isaac Collins can get this segment going. Alex's worst take is that Mario Kart is lame. Jim worst take is that stretching is lame. Did I say stretching is lame? Yeah, he did. Because I was like... I meant...

You need to stretch more, brother. I mean for me I find it boring How can you find it boring You bend over Grab his cheek and stretch Well no that's different That's just pooping

That's goatseeing Really? I guess Um Yeah your worst take is worse than my worst take No It's worse for you It's

My one is worse for me than your one Yeah That's stupid That's done Never been dumber Never been more stupider Just like Maitresearchs Day 1001 of waiting for a different intro

What is wrong with it? I swear there are people that are like They're locked in, right? They're locked into the pattern and if the pattern gets broken, then they flip and they can just never Relax until the old pattern is restored Mm-hmm, yeah Neurodivergent versus neuro typical. In ways. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun what did that mean?

What did what mean? Oh I should probably do it on this. Ready? Neurodivergent Neuetypical. Why, what, do you think neurodivergent people are more specialer? Can we talk about something quick? Depends

A quick interjection, if I may Sure Because you did it just Shortly ago And there's got to be at least someone That it annoyed But when someone When someone says like more stupider

More neurodivergenter Yeah, it's really annoying Because like use one or the other Who cares, dude? I care It pisses me off Why do you care, dude? No, because if you say more bigger

Like you don't need to use both More big Which does sound like kind of dumb So just use bigger Raw rigger Bigger Bigger means more big More size

So don't use more bigger It's more bigger than that More biggerer Well I mean that's just straight up Bigger tid Beat that Yeah Bigotid

Bigotidia More bigger tidder Well, speaking of bigotry, Rory 166 says, I love how relaxed the new set feels. I think it might be because of the plants. It's not. It's more tense.

Yeah. There's something about the air that's more suffocating than usual. Yeah, I feel like I'm in the Mad Max Fury Road scene where Max's head brushes against the sand as he's on the big pendulum swing. Dan, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, but that's when it's like, no, no, nah, nah, nah, yeah. But speaking of, uh, Jonah said, Scooby expert jarling here, you didn't make up Scooby do's R thing. Scooby does put ours in front of his, a lot of his words. Such as when he says Ruh, Raghie, instead of, uh-oh, shaggy. Yeah. Oh. Uh-huh.

He just doesn't do it for literally every word, because as this cast has repeatedly demonstrated, that would be near incomprehensible. sensible. It's actually a real-life speech impediment called rotacization. Why did they call it that? Orotic replacement. Yeah, why did they do that? Right, have rotic replacement. That's really horrible. Yeah.

Is Scooby neurodivergent then? Rurorite version? Do you have to be neurodivision to have a speech impediment? I don't think so. Um, I don't know. I think you have to be neurodivergent. you have to be neurotypical to ever do of speech impediment?

Uh, speech impediment jarlings, let us know. Yeah. No, speech impediment expert jarling. I'm sure they're out there. Someone's rushing to make the account now. Um, well, I've been teasing it, brother. And D. Dot says, it's a shame what jar has become. Hashtag release the buffalo cut. No.

Um, and the Coy sec says, as a poor paycheck-to-paycheck, Jarling, the Buffalo reading, Jaffda hours, would actually get me to subscribe to the Patreon, that's what I'm saying. Then save your money, Jesus. You don't need to hear it. There was actually, like, it was getting deep about the buffalo. Over on the Patreon, the Sea is All I know, said, are you going to keep cock teasing us with the Buffalo hype? Were you going to make a decision and commit to either reading the Buffalo for us, the Jarlings? or never letting it see the light of day

we are all waiting and previously on the post on the Patreon that had the cast early the same person to see as all I know said regarding the Buffalo story Alex clearly wants to read it on Jaffer Al's because of how horrific it is he thinks

that if enough patrons ask him to read it that will negate the inherent orphaness of the thing and he'd be in the clear because journalistically speaking it would be in the public interest but oh how wrong he would be. Of course, it would still be what it was originally. The story hasn't changed simply because it was rationalized that enough people wanted to hear it. Admit it, Alex, you want to read it,

to have it be in the world once more, which is why you went looking for it in the first place, which is why you brought it up on the cast. You don't need us as scapegoats to reason your way into reading an old Facebook post on a public platform to an audience of thousands. What you do next and the repercussions of it won't happen because of us, it will happen because of you. bare squared Jesus Bear squared Bair squared isn't

Bear Bair Bair by the way What is it Baird Baird Baird Bear bear Bear bear is bare cubed So work that one out Um This person has a point

Um So I say you Read it on IHE Imagine it on April Foolers No The Buffalo You just upload it Just like cold open

And it's just called April 1st is the name of the video and you just read it bear back read the buffalo Yeah um also shout out to that was well written and it's significantly easier to read when it's you know legible just just just just just just food for thought just buffalo for Beep um and my body is a gun that turns bullets into kisses chick chick chick said i agree With the sea is all I know. Alex, if you didn't think Buffalo should be read, you wouldn't have brought it up in the group chat and the cast to this extent if you didn't have the same sick fascination

that we have regarding it. Handing it to Jim, teasing us with his reaction to just an excerpt of this story only says to propel it into the jar legend. Horrible as it may be, give the people what they want and give yourself what you want by reading it for the next jar after hours. You would be so disappointed, listener.

to like read it right now um well i guess you think they wouldn't be do you think they'd be like oh i don't know brook it it doesn't it doesn't stop there because we actually had one two three four uh five five audio people uh send uh warnings in warnings yeah What? Have they read it? Buffalo warnings. So I'll play these for you. Let's try and make sure that the audio's on and everything.

Yep, should be. So listen up, yeah. They're not really for me. They're more for you, brother. Oh, my lovelies. This is a message for Jim, not Alex. Do not let him tell the Buffalo story. Something bad will happen.

The worst of the worst. John. Now. So that was from someone called John. Uh-huh. Where's the next one? Ah, here. This is also John's Buffalo warning. Jim, do not listen to Alex. The government know the truth about the Buffalo. Do not let him.

Or Morgan Freeman, read it. John, out. Um, who was next? Ah, I think it was this one. Yeah, it was this one. Jim, listen to John and John Halo. It might be funny to hear Homer say this, but do not indulge in the buffalo. Do not make me get punch-bbing on this. Tomer out!

Um, so as Homer kind of warned, there were more. Mm-hmm. Homer told me you're not listening. Jim, you must trust me. Awful existential things will happen if the buffalo incitation gets red on the cast. Do not force me to get Optimus on the line. SpongeBob Square Pass. Anyone else?

I think there's one more warning. Jim, this is Optimus 3M. me about the Buffalo. Do not let Alex read it. This is a worse threat than even that of Megatron. Listen to me. Lock to me. Who's warning was your favorite?

Uh, Homer. Fisch. Fuck. You liked Homer? Yeah, can we hear that one again? Sure. It just sounded genuine. Jim, listen to John and John Halo. It might be funny to hear Homer's say this but do not indulge in the buffalo do not make me get punch

farther than this over out yeah bro um i don't need these warnings though like i'm already on him aside um but i don't know maybe i should just play this one and you can react murder beaver explained how sorry he was for cheating on buffalo but buffalo has anger problems this was news of important enough for Buffalo to

interrupt his pilgrimage. That's a little taster. An accent. You know, like, when you're buying your Amazon audiobook, you can hear a little tears. I'm going to play it one more time. Murder Beaver explained how sorry he was

for cheating on Buffalo. Murder Beaver. But Buffalo has anger problems. This was news important enough for Buffalo to interrupt his pilgrimage. Can you verify that that is in fact a line from the That's, I can, yeah, that's real.

Um, and I have one more, but it's nothing to do with the buffalo. Oh, okay. This was actually just completely unrelated. We happened to get a message from Elon Musk about our after hours rant we did over there. Oh, cool. I joined the JR Media Pap Ray on to hear the nasty shit you've been saying about me. I'm tearing up while recording this as I just can. cannot comprehend why someone would make something as evil as this.

Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That makes me feel guilty. I know. It kind of made me, maybe I should take it down. Yeah, I, like the way his voice is quivering. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. So after all those warnings, I kind of feel like I should keep a little seat. um sorry that was just a lot to like absorb just then it was like the whole avengers like coming after you yeah yeah who the whole tapestry of characters warning yeah i mean is there a group of people that you would um like like like this group of people of the people you want to be aligned with, you know? Optimus Primm. Yeah, exactly.

Or the goodies. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe if it was like General Grievous, like coming after me. Yeah. Or like, uh, Darth Sidious or something. That would be a bit different.

But yeah. I'm on their side. The Buffalo mystery rages on. What a rager. Yeah, it doesn't need to rage on. It can end now. I'm fine with that. Well, it can end, like, our trip to Cornwall.

Everyone loves it when we talk about our trips. Yeah. What do you think? A nice time in Cornwall? Cornwall. It was a very, very different, like, vibe holiday. My premium. holiday, in my opinion.

A pram? Yeah, like... What was the name of the lake town? Do you remember what it was called? In Cornwall. The, um, Launston. Launstan.

Spelt like Launceston. With a D or a town... T. L-A-U-N-C-C. Yeah. Korn. Yeah, there we go. I found it on Google Maps. But we're staying a little bit away from it.

Yeah, like out in the middle of network. Which I like. I like being in the middle, the mid of no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I would have appreciated more time. Yeah, it went real quick. We went on Friday, came back Monday. I feel like, um, I feel like that's always going to be the case, though.

Yeah. Like, there's, there's always the opportunity for more. Time freaking flies when you're having freaking fun. That's kind of a genius way of saying it. Yeah, I might have. just coined that. Me and Homer worked together to think of that. Oh, not alone. Me and Homer. Me and Homer. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a, it's a gorgeous place. I love, um, I love the, even though the, the, the, the, the, England is tiny. It's a really small place. We still have so much. Space. Because it's about a three hour drive for us to get to call, or lose this specific part of or more that we'd booked this cabin slightly over three hours yeah I don't know about you but when I go on like a long

drive and to us three hours there's a long drive Mm hmm those Americans be like Yeah Yeah that's they'll like drive in the same state Yeah yeah twice Like six hours Um

Yeah I'm like a leisurely driver You know I'm not driving first and I'm stopping often. Yeah. Just to chill. Oh, they got an M&S at this services? I'm getting, I'm, I'm getting Percy Piggles. I'm getting some Colin the caterpillars right here right now. What? You'll get, no, we're not getting into this. That would just be a whole other thing. Yeah, after hours, Percy Pigs versus Colin the Caterpillars. Yeah, you know who's right. You know who's right. Yeah, they do. Yeah.

Yeah, it's funny Because there's a Cornish language I looked up about 500 people currently living can speak In the whole country Wow Isn't that wacky In the whole world, surely Well yeah, yeah, it would be the whole world

Yeah I'd say that's sad But the Cornish deserve that Not for their pasties though They're damn yummy Yeah I mean Their food is is good. Like, seafood and pasties.

Like, even, like, I went to a random Tesco, and as you parked and got out the car, the car park's just stank of pasties, which I'm not, I don't have an issue with. I love pasties. And they had their own, like, built-in bakery just for pasties as well. What I like about that is that it implies it's not just for tourists. Yeah. That implies that it, yeah Everyone just likes them Which is fair because they're premium

They are premium You look that crust Yeah that's the best bit When you're down the mine, you hold the crust Which is wrong If I was down the mine I just hold the body And just eat the crust If you don't know what we're talking about

Google search Cornish pasty And then you'll start to drooling You'll start drooling, man And it is pronounced pasty It's not pasty Do people say pasty? I've known of, like, Americans serving, like, in a British pub, like a pub and grub American restaurant. Right, and it's a bit wrong.

Yeah, and they call it like a pub. This is a British pub. You know, we do British food and we serve Cornish pasties. Right. It's like when I went to Canada and they've got all these, like, weird. They're trying to be pubs, but they're, like, not right. And they've got, like, big pictures of, like, Churchill on the wall. Right.

All of this shit. And it's, like, a pastiche of, um, an actual pub type thing. It's like an imagined England. Yeah, but they don't know any better. They don't know. Yeah. The only thing that is universal across pubs is somewhere in every pub, you have, like, a painting of dogs playing snooker.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what that's about. Yeah. That's true. We had some funny little anecdotes who went exploring one day and they were like, it was so remote.

There was just an old kind of decrepit sign pointing into the wilderness saying public footpath and we just started walking down there and we come across this like mansion. Yeah. With like all these spaniards running around.

The hounds. They released the hounds of us. Yeah, I can figure out if it was three or four loose spaniels that just, like, started barking. I've got to say, I, like, in hindsight, we were kind of badass, because it was just you and me, and pays. And pays, yeah. And these, like, the hounds started charging us, all barking.

And we just, like, stood there, just looking at them. Yeah, because I was profiling them. I was, you do the quick assessment of, like, okay, if I had, if I had to fight three spaniels, I think I could. There are some breeds I don't think. If it was three Alsatians, I'd be like, probably a bit scared. If it was one Alsatian, it would be like, I'm dead. Yeah, well, bye, bye, bye, bye.

But no, it was three. And they weren't, like, being aggressive. They were just going, somebody's here. The first people we've seen in months are here. And, yeah, we were, like, going around the edge of the house, and it was, like, this beautiful mansion, just in the middle of nowhere, and there's this whole, like, pond. we go around and we see

like this old man like in the garden and it kind of creepily just like points his arm up and just points in a direction and we're just kind of like, huh? What? And he like waddles over to the edge of the fence and starts like talking to us and we have a little conversation with this man

who clearly seemed like he needed it. Yeah, he hadn't talked to someone in a while because like he just started saying the same like three words Yeah, his AI was kind of glitching. Yeah. Yeah. It, like, hadn't run that software for a long hair's time.

Yeah, he was like, well, I wouldn't go that way if I were you. No, I wouldn't go that way. If you go down that way, then there's a way where you just can't see the big trucks coming. Yeah. I'm like, oh, thanks for the warning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't go that way, though, if I were you. You can't see where the big trucks are coming.

Okay, yeah, thank you. yeah I went down there once and you just can't see when the trucks are coming it was like that kind of yeah yeah yeah until I eventually was like oh how long have you lived here random person he was like yeah I moved here in 2003 and I built this whole mansion by myself yeah I was just like I'm cool I mean I'm jealous it's an incredible house and place for these dogs that they're very playful and cute yeah yeah yeah I love Spaniels have that little hair do. The quiff.

They've got the little quiff. It's pretty funny. Yeah, it's pretty cute. And I don't know. I kind of wanted to inquire more, but also we were looking for a pub, and I wanted to get to the pub. And that was literally, in this tiny town, we were nearby. It was the only thing in the town. That was all that was there.

It was a pub. And luckily, a really good one. Yeah. Well, he assumed it, didn't he? Whereas, I assume you're going to the pub. Well, he knew that there was not. nothing else. Yeah. To be fair, like a pub like that, you don't need anything else.

No. No, the food was fire. What was it? And that was Spaniel themed as well. Yeah, and like we walked past another house and there was like another like two or three spaniels barking. Yeah. Every house you walk past there's a spaniel in the, in the garden. What was the pub called? It was called the something Spaniel. The Springer Spaniel, right? It's called the Springer Spaniel. Something like that. Yeah.

really nice pub though amazing pub yeah yeah top tier pub but I would like I mean I'm I'm not a particularly like chatty guy

you know when I like when I meet someone I'm not like down to chat really I'm just like a I'm a southwest guy I'm like let's get this done you know and then I'm gonna leave

type thing agreed but the other conversation we got into was like there's an understanding I feel a lot of the time when I'm forced to interact with someone

locally here where it's like right we get that done and we go then bye bye bye bye bye bye bye just keep it brief you know but both of these two people that we bumped into

the other one was like the the the like owner of the place we were staying at yeah and like again both of these people nice people for sure 100% you could tell um but like there was you just end up like standing there just like smiling at each other

both both parties I thought he was going to say more or like walk off but you just kind of stood there watching especially when um because both of these people also like we're doing our thing and they like walk up to us and make themselves known yeah you know they like instigate the thing and then they're like hey and then i'm like hey what's up yeah how you doing good and then you're just like

And then there was silence a minute And they was like, oh, we're just going to go to the pub Yeah, that other guy He was like, oh yeah, everyone loves that pub Yeah And we're like, yeah, this is like our third time going Yeah It was really low key

Yeah Like we didn't really go anywhere Because there was an our little cabin thing Which was fire Literally There was a fire hot tub Like a woodburner built into the side of it Yeah, they give you just enough wood

So we had that guy Burning every night Yeah, you go lobster made Yeah Where I think something's wrong with me Because I always want like the bath slash hot tub to be so hot I want to be like slightly suffering Yeah

It is pretty wild I don't know what that means or what that says about me But I think accidentally mentally on the first night like the hot tub was put too high you think so i liked it personally yeah yeah but like it there wasn't intention behind that heat initially um and that got that got obscene that was like head head rush heat yeah because we'd forgotten we'd forgotten rule number one of um obscenely hot baths or hot tubs or whatever you could have their glass of water you know well yeah you've kind of you have the rulebook on on baths or whatever

that hot because that's just never something i've ever tried like especially when the thing like the hot tub is it's just a bunch of water with a fire an actual fire underneath so you're like on a stove true yeah i can't remember the last time i've like been in a hot tub Yeah. Maybe like 10 plus years. I'm trying to think New Zealand? As a... Yeah, actually, yeah.

20 years ago. And I was... I turned, I think, 12 on that trip. So that's nearly two decades for me. Wow. Don't like that. But yeah, on Monday we went to the town of Lou. Yeah, poo.

Toilet. It was a, like a little C-Syce. side town you never know how like kitchy it's going to be it was really a really cool little i'd say it was perfect level because you could get your tat they still had the dobbie shops for some reason multiple harry potter shops again like what is that about why is that what is happening why is that becoming so it's like a it's actually the like the only thing we make in the uk now don't be merch yeah but i just want i wish i could see their like back end like of how many people are buying Dobby merch?

Across the UK, across these random Harry Potter shops. I mean, we've, like, we've paid for Dobby merch. Not like this, there was a Dobby Goblet. The Doblet, yeah. The doublet. But that was different to the actual, like, Indiana, Indiana Jane. Why did my head go there? Harry Potter Shop.

Indiana Jane. Dobby from Indiana Jane. What does it have to do with the seaside? Like a harbour town, like a quaint harbour town that's all about, like, crabbing. Is it because Dobby dies by the ocean? Is that why? Any, like, link, there must be someone going through every frame, and they're like, oh, that. We can, we can capitalise on this one thing.

Milk this fucking shit. Milk this Dobby to the ground. That was a nice little town. Had some crab sandwiches. Yeah, I had crab loaded fries I mean, it was good to be fair It was yummy It was very yummy

Um Yeah, Lou's cute I stayed a bit longer in Lou than you Yeah, you did I kept thinking about that song Butters from South Parkway sings Lou Lou Lou I've got some

I'd recommend Lou though I would for sure It was nice to just like walk around it yeah just potter not harry potter just dobby just dobbie your way around just dobb around just doublet around drinking from your dobblet yeah god you got like so many pasty places to choose from yeah and they all seem to be good yeah like i just wish i had more of an appetite that day because i didn't really have an We did eat a lot the day before, so. Yeah, true.

And quite late as well. Yeah. So, yeah, I want to go explore more around there. Mm-hmm. In the Cornwall. I think Cornwall would be a cute place to live. Mm, well, that was part of what I was wondering with all these people that have, like, these mansions and stuff. Like, how did you get in a position to have this, have the money to build slash buy one of these mansions to begin with?

like what what did you do you know yeah like the guy who built his mansion i was like thinking to myself how i wonder if i wonder if like it may it could be like family land maybe yeah and maybe when he says that he built it he just means like he spent a bunch of money to get people to build it that must be what it means right because he's fairly old like 2003 wasn't that long ago it was quite a long time again no but for how old he was that wouldn't have

22 years off of anyone's life is quite a long time Don't Dobby But even if he was like 70 I guess Then he's like 50 Right And he wasn't 70

He was maybe 60s No, he's in his 60s, for sure. Late 60s. Yeah. Mid to late 60s. Yeah, so he was what, 40s? That's enough time to build up some bonda? Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I don't know, bro. I don't know. He didn't build it with his own square feet. We had the Resident Evil moment with the tractor. That was scary. these weird narrow like lanes everywhere well cornwall is built up of narrow lanes

like the whole place is just like about two meters wide yeah and literally yeah and it it's like cornwall is like one it's the boot of if you look at the UK the bottom left is the shape of a yeah so the the south west

right so it's like a foot and so there's like one main road that goes right down to the end and then it's just like single lane country nothing you know

dead ends and shit yeah so we were on like the first day we were walking down one and you've got to like really keep your ears out because you'll go around a corner

and there'll be like a combine harvester just and then you got to turn and Resident Evil run away from the giant enemy alligator or whatever so that was quite scary but other than the scary

it was pretty sure yeah mad chill holiday yeah it's beauty down there yeah we did get mad lucky as well with the weather the sun the rolling hills yeah that's rare

but yeah happily I'd happily go back like stay in the exact same place for sure yeah getting white girl wasted in the hot tub that's my style

you know yeah I like getting battered Jesus Christ that thing that I don't beat that

I don't know if I can say that um I mean do you have anything else on Cornwall um we just would recommend

I feel like if you're going to visit the UK as an outsider you know outsider um don't go to fucking like London I guess see London like for a minority

of the trip yeah but that's not like that's such a minority of the best thing about London is the like cultural stuff as far as like museums

yeah art institutions like that some of the buildings are cool but the actual cool stuff in the UK is actually outside of London in my opinion yeah like it is a

beautiful country I forget that this country is stunning mm-hmm yeah and Cornwall shows that off wonderfully it's made me appreciate Wiltshire as well to be fair

because like we're not that different no but that is funny that I think you said earlier that like every hour you drive there's like a new

like niche like flag and accent and subculture it's very strange because like three hour drive is nothing yeah

and there's like 150 miles and it's just like the culture has changed mm-hmm everyone was a bit friendlier too

they were too friendly in my opinion. Suspiciously friendly. Yeah. I'm sidering all of them. Yeah. What do you want from me?

Well, let us know your thoughts on Cornwall. If you want to go there one day, maybe. And if not, we'll see after these messages. Yeah. Hi, everyone. Rick here. Loll. I jar media funny merch today. Get a shirt and get a Tim the important man sticker right now.

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Head over to the suggestion thread over there and ask us questions for future episodes. Just like, actually, nope, before I say, if you got this far comment, and well my well, sorry, and when my well of well boot, is running dry of serotonin question mark okay and when my well of well buterin is running dry of serotonin something poetic about there isn't there huh um poo investigator and get us going here

bear boys but you ever poohy the rast clat cheers guys and then f u jim huh Let me see. Poohy. Pooh investigator. You ever pooey the rasclat? Cheers guys. Fuck you, Jim. Um, yeah, I definitely have pooed the rascla.

I feel like you've been pooing the rasclat today. What is raskat? I just searched Rastclat. And the only thing that comes up is a company founded in 2010 by Daniel Kazidi called Rasterclatt, which is a handmade bracelet company but I somehow doubt that's what he was getting it. Or she?

Pooh-Vestigator could very well be a she. Fuck you, Pooh-Vestigator. I mean, fair. And the answer is no. I do not. Dent on Kramer says thoughts on severance and the rest of the Apple TV Plus content selection.

Nobody cares. What about me? I care. Oh, okay. I care about some things. I actually finished severance yesterday. It's good. It's good. It's cool.

Okay. I like the sound of it. It sounds cool. Yeah, it's like a cool high concept thing. It's got style. I think it's a low concept, but it eats their own. Really good main cast of characters. All bring their own thing.

There's like a cool mystery to it. I would recommend it I really like the soundtrack too it's hard to measure though sometimes when a show is like really popular really popular everyone's talking about it like what level you're going to connect with it like

you know what I'm saying yeah like is it really as good as they say right did you go in with that angle kind of yeah is everyone's talking about it as good as they said everyone's talking about it as if it's the best show on right now which i guess i might be i don't know there are too many shows i can't keep up um

it was definitely worth a watch it's one of these things where it's like you're reeling me along and there's all these like mysteries and it's so sort of abstract and strange how long can you keep this up how many times can you show people kind of strolling through the same hallway before i get to a point where i'm like i've had enough of this is there an end goal in mind do you have something planned for it or you're just going to try and ride this till it just eat us out does it feel like there's um it like it's got a direction it's uh yeah season two has a particularly strong ending which i really liked don't worry no spoilers jim hasn't seen it so i won't ruin it in case he ever wants to see it i really like adam scott's character in particular um the idea it's

kind of a kind of a dumb idea on paper the any outy thing where like you sever you're work version of yourself, but they're their own consciousness and don't know what the the outy version is up to? I've had this own like, like this exact concept. Like I feel like this is something everyone like conceptually understands and resonates with. And the kind of set design of them being trapped in this weird like backrooms thing is interesting. um and yeah i did enjoy it i just i don't know i've had too many shows like start really intriguing and then you start getting answers and it just kind of loses it maybe i'm being too pessimistic

but i would definitely recommend watching it um but more importantly i'd forgot i haven't had apple tv lost before um and i was kind of like what what is even going on on this shits and then i remembered you dumb idiot you stupid dumb idiot prehistoric planets on there this is my jam bro David Attenborough BBC produced

dinosaur show in the spirit of walking with dinosaurs oh fuck with like modern day visual effects that are actually really good does it look better than Disney's dinosaur well not much can

can be better or cooler than Disney's dinosaur singular, not plural. Disney's dinosaur. Yep. So it's not quite that level, but it's still cool in its own right. Visual effects showrunners who worked on

the Lion King remake and Mufasa like we're on it. But it's not plagued by the problems that those movies have because it's in service of There's two things. Does it have banger songs like I've always wanted a brother. Brother?

Um, not quite. Maybe I haven't seen it all yet, so I'm not, maybe it does. Maybe a, uh, Terodon starts, swooping in. I've always wanted a T-Raeh. Yeah. But like the first episode has like T-Rex swimming with their little babies swimming behind it. Really? Yeah.

Did they do that? Supposedly, that's one thing I'm kind of like, how do you know that? Hmm. Because obviously a lot of it is, uh... They're theorized. Yeah. Or they're, like the, the T-Rex swimming thing, for example,

they can put that together by, like, finding a female's, like, skull on one island and then males on, like, another island. So you can put together that, like, oh, they must have, like, crossed the water somehow to get... But the land moved. That's why there's similar, like... But they were... If they were buried, if the bones were at the same level, then it would have been around the same time, right? What do you mean?

Like, Panjia was a thing, but, um... No, but like, they found similar dinosaur fossils, right, on one side of, like, South America and the cut part of Africa. Yeah, yeah, well, I assume they took that into account. I mean, like, much smaller, not, like, whole continents or whatever. like closer in proximity but separated by bodies of water or whatever right the point is they i guess they had to they're intuiting a lot of stuff based on birds of today and this and that yeah yeah and various sciences i don't understand um and i'm sure plenty of it is speculative like the titanosaur has an episode where like there are these weird like air sacks all along its enormous

neck that they they display as the males having it to impress the females like birds do I guess yeah yeah blah blah blah blah blah um I mean which is cool but I don't know how like

how accurate it might be or not do you think we'll ever like no do you think we can ever say with confidence ah this is this maybe with some kind of technology but that's part of what is so cool about it to me is like what is right what is wrong

Yeah it's like it's a combination of like sci-fi and fantasy Yeah and a bit horror Mostly horror Mostly horror Like yeah it equals Especially I think the scariest dinosaurs are the terosaurs

It's in their fucking name Yeah the birds Like there's one where there's this whole beach Full of these horrible birds like all protecting their young and then there's like opportunist even bigger terror birds

just like not terror birds I guess terosaurs sorry terror birds are a different thing different time period um yeah um even bigger versions of those

of these birds that just like walk around looking for baby birds not being guarded so they can just eat them up but they like walk around and it's just horrible horrible. Can they fly as well? Yeah. Yeah. But you know like the same way sea birds there'll be like thousands of them on a sea front and various different predators will come and pick up or whatever.

Cornwall. Seagulls. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's kind of what I was thinking about is like when we're in Cornwall we saw a seagull to steal Cornish pastia. Well shout out to you because you've like attempted to straight a punch one out of the sky. Because I said we were eating our crab sandwiches. The guy who worked there was like, I would put the umbrella up if I was you because the seagulls will come and get, they are aggressive around here. Yeah, yeah. And I kept seeing this one at the top of the building that was like waiting. And it was staring me down. I was staring back.

And I was like, I'm not going to break eye contact first. You're going to. And then you went for a big old bite. It swooped down and I thought it was coming for my crab sandwich when in fact it was swooping to someone just at the end of their Cornish pasty, which they managed to grab. because after um after you had gone i went into the azda in lieu yeah and um i was buying like some rennie's um but um i was holding her bag like full of pasties at the time and the lady working behind the till was like careful carrying that bag by the way and i was like what do you mean um and she said the the goals no

The girls know the packaging The girls know And I was like Oh, they're locals They know which Pass these are good past these So they can see the like packaging And they'll go for the packaging

Yeah And they stay you down Yeah yeah So I was thinking about Like those like Like dragged up bigger Yeah exactly You know

Because it was that old Really old cast With the Seagull story Where I handled that one That was stuck in that bathroom But they're only they're I mean comparatively small because some of some of these like

terosaurs had like 12 foot wingspans or more which is like two tall men stood on top of each other's heads and you know they would they would they'd be like eating little monkey guys like us yeah maybe little rats or whatever

I like it's I still have nightmares from the the old dinosaurs sound like episode we did that shit's so scary so like all of these things added together seagull brain

giant bird body and then like demon voice yeah imagine like a beach with hundreds of them if not thousands yeah yeah that's screeching

and like the bigger things are the more of like a thunderous kind of umph that has behind it yeah or like a screech of a terror bird, ugh. It's when it's like a bassy, like... Teresaur, sorry. Vlub-v-v-lub. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, bassy vlobv-v-v-v-v-bb-b-d-type thing.

Yeah, let's see if there's a... What a Terradon, that's a specific one, actually sounded like. That's nice. So imagine like the air being filled with hundreds of those. It would just... That's just too far. I can't be dealing with that. Holy crap.

crap. So yeah, I'd recommend watching it. It's really good. So far. I'm like halfway through the first season and there's a whole second season that's come out in this time. It came out in like 2022 or something. Really good visual effects. Um, that's the commentary. Yeah, dynos, baby. I don't know how you can't find it fire. Dinos are cool. Um, I get it. I get it. I'm just too, um, neurotypical I guess yeah for sure bottomless pit

rising said with the comment chemical chromance cemented as a regular feature I have a few other suggestions that I demand you implement to the cast or there'll be a bloody hell to bloody pay number one clopping corner or cloppers corner

a regular segment where you discuss what you've been clopping to for the past week number two the confessional Jamie dresses as a priest and Alex confesses his sins from the last week to him inspired by the most really goodest movie of 2024 conclave And number three, torture time Alex uses his telepathic powers to send a constant stream of horrific thoughts to Jamie

To see how long he lasts Implement all of these or I will tell Elon Musk About all the nasties you've said about him You'll be in big trouble boys He already knows that's yeah that's already been established this episode, so no. We might

implement the middle one every now and again. The confessional. Yeah. That's funny. That's funny as fuck. That's a genius idea. Yeah, that was a great idea.

Asked Key One says Fortnite added, please, please, please. I blame Alex. By that they mean so named Sabrina the witch is now in

Fortnite or something. Carpenter is a terrible last name No I think it's cool If you actually are a carpenter Yeah but like Only one person per family is going to be a carpenter these days If that If that

If you're lucky If she could do carpentry then respect But she does I guarantee you she can't All she does is really sexy dances really And steals my ideas Yeah Which I can't respect

Well, I can respect one of them. Unless she becomes a patron. Yeah. Please, please, please. Patron, patron, patron. Hoshi Boba was a bit of a sad one. Bear, boy. I had an interesting situation come up at work that might be worth sharing.

I work at the front desk of an interior design company. A large part of my job is making graphics for their social media and website. A new hire hated the headshots I took of her for the website. So she put them into an AI generator. to make them look like they were taken professionally. As you can imagine, they looked pretty cheesy, her head was clearly put onto someone else's body, the clothes looked fake,

and the whole thing had this uncanny, uncanny valley vibe. It's a small company, so when she showed me the pictures, I suggested to take it to the owner of the company since it's her call. Well, the owner instantly loved it and asked that I'd do this with the photos of every employee.

I pushed back. There was no way I was gonna put in a corny AI picture of myself, looking like an airbrushed model on our website. Thankfully, the owner took it well, but the whole experience was so fascinating to me. One part of it was clearly showing a generational divide. My 29-year-old coworker and myself, 24, are the only ones put off by this and are adamantly against having our photos put through AI. Meanwhile, our co-workers, mid-40s to 50s and mostly women, now want AI-generated headshots instead of their original pictures.

It's a really interesting situation and I'm wondering what you guys make of it for me personally. If I saw a company's website where the employee's headshots were all clearly manipulated with AI, I would think that they're being lazy. But I also can't... Can see why... Wait, but I also see why it appeals to my co-workers since it smooths out their features and makes them look youthful, kind of like, something like Face App. And Coltrane 16 replied to that, saying definitely an interesting generational divide.

Older people seem to be broadly less able to detect whether something was created slash modified by generative AI at a glance. the higher-ups in your story are probably just seeing the modified photos as younger, more attractive versions of themselves, and therefore they like how they look. But a younger person who has the tech-saviness to notice AI modification just sees an uncanny valley. You did the right thing to warn them about how this might come off to prospective clients. I work with plenty of people who use AI-modified headshots of themselves for internal accounts, but I've never seen anyone use an AI-modified image for anything public-slash-customer-facing. How does that make you feel? I think it's really interesting that the older people are more against it.

I'm more for it. Yeah, sorry, more for it. It makes sense, though. Well, these are the same people who will be like generating studio Ghibli versions of the service. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or seeing some shit online and being like, look, like this, look, they're airlifting a giraffe from a lava volcano. Yeah, yeah. How do they do that? This monkey is juggling elephant.

Like, how is it doing that? I don't, like, I don't understand where that comes from. Because it's not, like, tech savvy to me implies, like, oh, you can, like, you can, like, wire a motherboard. Mm-hmm. You know. But that's your version. You're underestimating, like, how inept some people are with technology. but there's a there's a point where like

are we just calling old people dumb um depends have they tried or not tried they're just looking on Facebook um I don't know it kind of is it is a bit dumb

especially when like in the early 2000s it was like don't believe everything you see online But like, but like my, my, like, our parents have, like, shown me things and been like, have you seen this? And I'm like, that's fake. Uh-huh. That's fucking obviously fake. That's fake as fuck. And then they'll be like, um, it's clearly real.

And then they'll show you and you'll be like, it's fake. And they're like, oh, Alex said it's fake. It's like, but, um, I don't under, I don't under, I don't. understand like what are we doing different you know and i guess we grew up with it where to them it's like oh but we haven't grown up with like weird ai shit no that's new yeah it's it's like a whole language of of the internet even the official like uh halo twitter account tweeted like we need a creative badger and the picture they put with it was clearly a i generated of master Chief is like the text was a bit weird and like certain like gadgets and gizmos on Master Chief were like just a bit wrong and something like yes it's like Jesus it's just gonna like penetrate everything mm-hmm it's lame path of least resistance yeah and like I was resistant to the text based um AI but it like chatchie be

yeah I think it's that's kind of the best one that has uh I use it regularly if I'm being honest I think it has like really good utility like if you know how like to use it as a tool yeah yeah like the other day it was our dad's birthday for example and I was like I got him a portable chess set and I thought um it might be nice if I put a like a dad joke chess punch on it or something so I was like give me a dad joke chess pun

suitable for a father's gift on his birthday yeah and they gave me like a bunch of corny options and it was like perfect bam

you don't need to be a wise cracker to be that's not my skill set I know my skill set you know and like I use it

of things like where I was saying about the mosquitoes biting me all over my hands and stuff like that like I take a picture put it up and I'm like that shit is crazy can you recognize what this is or like the fungus gnats just things like that uh-huh well like yeah um I use a a plant app which I assume uses AI to like tell me what uh breed that doesn't seem like the right word the right type of plant what it is like what i need to do to me if it's got an illness like what i need to do about that that kind of thing i like that kind of utility for it yeah it's awesome but or like um that music app that's how i found there was a music app in a video we're watching and you're like what is that app so i took a screenshot of that app in the video showed it to chat gbt and then it was like oh it's this app yeah yeah stuff

like that yeah um like that's fine to me it's the visual shit that's that it's really weird and my my main question is is like what what is it going to be like in 20 years crazy like it will we be able to see a real picture and an AI picture like it is it going to go in the direction where it becomes even more hyper like exaggerated and everything is like super detailed but so detailed that it looks fake or is it just going to be naturally like perfect like it will imitate real shit perfectly i don't know yeah i'm just along for the ride you know well lacklon says can you both do an entire episode in the straw man voice always a delight when it makes an appearance what is that straw man voice like

what is the straw man voice if you reference something you're like got to give us a clue as to what it means what is the straw man is that part of it though like he's made a straw man oh but did we change our voice i had um i had like a doctor's appointment and they send you the documentation afterwards and in the notes it said i had i have a flat affect a flat affect yeah like a monotonous voice I guess

it's kind of like oh right hmm why the fuck did they say that that's like a that's like a bar especially when um

you search it And it's like, associated conditions, schizophrenia, autism, depression. Yeah, autism, post-traumatic stress disorder, traumatic brain injury. Jesus Christ. So which one? Wow. I wonder if. Also, like, I'm, I don't know, if I'm, like, in a more serious conversation with, like, a doctor,

I'm not going to be like, hi, doc. wow let me tell you all the this and that it's more like yeah um I've got this like weird thing on my knee that's like bugs are coming out you know what I mean yeah I don't know

that's interesting for a medical professional to point up yeah I Maybe the schizophrenia allegations are more accurate than. I wonder if, but like we sound the same, so do I have a flat affect? It's crucial to understand that flat affect doesn't mean a person is incapable of feeling emotions,

rather they struggle to show them outwardly. But my question there would be like how much of it is just repression? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It was like a 10 minute discussion and the first time I'd ever spoken to them. He sounds boring. Boring, flat voice.

I was falling asleep. Yeah. I forgot what else he was saying because he sounded so boring. Yeah. What of a cunt. Fuck that guy. It was a woman, actually.

Check your privilege. What's that to do a privilege? I got the order. F-A. What's F-A? Flat Afe. Oh, flat. I've got flat E-Fect.

Ooh, that's one like, I love words, but I just can't get that one right. I can never, ever get. I hate that. Yeah, what the, what is going on? Affect or effect. Effect, effect. What's the effect on my effect? I, yeah, I always, um,

get that wrong but like that really affected me affected me it would be effected me right that really affected me affect is a verb meaning to influence

or cause a change while effect is a noun meaning the result or consequence of something though it can be also used as a verb meaning to bring about well why'd you add that bit at the end yeah i was just about to get it and then fucking free me

like there are some things in this world that like my brain just can't and it's like even when you're explaining no you can never say that you can never put that on yourself well i got a flat affect so i might be schizophrenic so oh okay you're being mean

no you should really put that on yourself then you've diagnosed yourself with schizophrenia because you don't have a very like a pitch changey voice and like three youtube comments yeah because you wrote the buffalo i mean that is yeah that's send that to a psychiatrist and they're like lock this guy up yeah wow yeah i forgot what we're talking about um okay let's do one more here um do you want to do one about the new craziness

hitting the UK or a music one Oh When you say music What do you mean by music? I can't give you more info Otherwise it would just ruin it Which one will I enjoy more?

Um Why don't care Frankly Okay I can see you reading it Stop reading it I can't Do you think my eyes are that good

Well I don't know Maybe you've got... I genuinely can't read a single word on there. Okay. I believe you. Maybe. It could be written in hieroglyphics, as far as I'm concerned. Um...

Go with the music one. Eric May can take us away. If you could only listen to the music of one decade for the rest of your life, which decade would you choose? Personally, as much as I love the music of the 70s or 80s, I'd have to say the 2010s. simply due to the depth and variety of music I've explored from that decade, as a result of living through it.

To this end, do you think your answer changes if you're born at a different time? I'd be interested to hear your thoughts by bear. My heart says 70s. Oh, yeah. My heart says 70s, even though, like, as Eric May was saying, they probably have a, or I probably have a deeper understanding of the time frame I've lived through. right but

I feel like there'd be more to explore and just the general sound I enjoy a lot anyway so I don't feel like I'd suffer

70s or 90s probably 90s yeah I would not have expected that from you hmm and not 80s

um there is a lot of great stuff in the 80s but as there is in every decade yeah um but what is coming to my head is drawing me I feel like

um there's got to be like like how do I put this surely the the correct answer will always be the decade your

in. Why? Because the decade you're in will always have stuff influenced by the stuff before it and derivative of. Right.

But that doesn't like replace that album that like kicked it off or started off a yeah, yeah. But A lot of the time like it takes a while for like a genre to be you know like fleshed out like this i've actually gone to chat t bt to help with this i just put sound of the 70s funk and soul james brown sly and the family stone curtis mayfield stevie

wonder love that disco bgisd dawn a summer kc and the sunshine band i'm fine with disco classic rock lead zeppelin pink floyd the rolling stones fleetwood mac love all those psychedelic prog rock Pink Floyd, yes, Genesis, King Crimson. I love all of this. Folk rock, Neil Young, James Taylor. I don't really give a shit about country. I guess the Eagles are in there. Willie Nelson.

I don't mind some of that. Early electronic, craftwork, tangerine dream. Brian Eno, I love Brian Eno and Tandrine Dream. I listen to them nearly every day. Then I put sound of the 90s. Grunge, alt rock, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkin. I like Nirvana a lot. Hip-hop and rap you get in the 90s,

2-pack, Naz, Dr. Dre, R&B, Janet Jackson, TLC, EMA, and post-hawcour beginnings, pop explosion. It's less the pop I really care about in the 90s because it's what's got, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls. But then,

electronica, big beat, rave, Darth punk, fat boys, the prodigy chemical brothers love all that trip hop and down tempo massive attack portis head tricky love portis head love massive massive attack indie low fire college rock pavement Beck Elliot Smith radio head early so you're like some good stuff in yeah for sure me to generate any where your heart's been taking you I mean my my head immediately went 70s Yeah, I guess 2010s, like...

Sound of the 2010s. So what we got here? Streaming took over genre lines blurred completely. And the internet-shaped music trends in real time. Indie pop, electro-pop, Lord, Tame Impala, Foster the People. I do like that a lot. Trapp and modern hip-hop. Future, Travis Scott, Kendrick Lamar.

Sad boy, emo rap, soundclad era. Choose World Little Peep, a tentacion. That's not, I don't. Yeah, I never resonate with that, too. Mainstream pop, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Bruno, Mars, Katie Perry. Not really my thing. Old R&B, Frank Ocean, The Weekend, FQA Twigs. I've recently got into FCA Twigs, actually.

some really good stuff in there um edm and festival anthems of ichee cavan harris scrylx zed i was really into early calvin harris um and even some scrylix apparently his new album's actually good uh folk pop and acoustic revival uh ed sheeran mumford and sons bon iver whatever um bon iver's cool internet driven genres and weirdness grimes a hundred geeks sophy death grips that's more than my vibe Beyonce Kanye Drake equals cultural dominance these artists weren't just making hits they were making moments uh yeah I mean

you really can't go wrong I guess yeah but like 70s spoke to me more yeah yeah I think we're that's my answer sympathico on that one I'm just going to say 90s

just so we have different answers yeah I like that thanks um robot intelligence Yeah, fun question Yeah So I think we've done it, brother Another episode for the books

Brother Me and my flat affect Can I Say bye We and our flat affect Well, um Has a doctor said that to you? No

I don't think So that means your experience is invalid I don't think I don't think No. Maybe. Please, please please. It's the only song I need.

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