JAR Media Posdact - Ducks CAN Suck - JARCast Episode 250C

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:25 Housekeeping 10:08 Elden Ring Hype - Lets Bring Gaming Hype BACK 12:18 Duck Drink Cat Milk 22:24 James Saw Apocolypse Now 40:15 Curry Episode 2.0 (I'm so Sorry) 57:46 Nascar/Street Racing 58:28 Weird JAR Prediction 59:53 Evolution, Confined to McDonalds 1:03:58 Elden Ring Recycled Animation Fears 1:06:45 What is the worse food take... 1:11:36 Jack White is Back 1:13:22 An Answer to the Eternal Family Guy Question

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Jire Media Podcasts, episode 250 DC. Yeah, we thought we'd really make November special for the Jailings and make every episode. 250 for the month. 250's a good number, I reckon. Why? It's... It's odd and even. What's odd about it and what's even about it?

The two's even and the five's odd. It's more even than odd, though. No, because zero's even. Yeah. Just before we get too far into what is odd and what is even in this episode, I'd just like to shout out the JAR Media patrons, making this show possible in the audio formats. and you get access to

your name's being read out at the start of every month by yours truly and the boys that's true and early videos when we're not dying of COVID the flu or ear infections the ear infections

the lots of gelings left comments agreeing with you by the way you're saying about yeah yeah no I saw that's the most painful affliction you can it's actually unbelievable and as I was just saying to you guys before we started I'm kind of worried that it's permanently affected my hearing Is that a thing? It can be like permanent

Well I don't I don't think so I've asked and The answer is like no It's not a thing No it's not a thing But you know I'm a I'm different dog I actually grew up I spent most of my childhood in hospitals

Because I had chronic earwakes Yeah, earaches are much more common in... Yeah, I remember getting them as a kid a lot Yeah Mine was so bad I'll just be spending like weeks in the hospital Because I can function basically Because I had earaches so bad Yeah, it's just pain to a level where like

You can't do anything And you can't even sleep because it hurts so bad Yeah, it's terrible Just cut your ears off I did consider it Man, let's clean up Let's clean up some of those dingles line around some of the mess from the last episode

that needs addressing. I'm sure we left plenty. Double awesome man can get us going here with a comment they left. Not sure if it was intentional or just something Spotify does now but the swearing in the audio version is reversed in the latest episode.

Was this a decision that Jal Boys made as I'd be interested to know, thanks Mingers. Yeah. Yes, by design. So I'll comb through the first minute or two to see if there are any swears um because like on youtube they they look for it in like the first few minutes so i'll either like just delete the audio or reverse it um so that that's what you'll be hearing a double awesome man

and that solves that one unless you have anything to add james it's always me swearing usually i i'd say i'm easily equal if not outnumbering you i just i completely disagree out of the foul mouths of jar I'm like the worst by a long margin Do you reckon? Yeah, it's a really bad habit I don't consider you Particularly a swearer though

Yeah I disagree I think of myself much more of a Profanity user than you James I disagree I whenever you play games or anything I'm just like you know Kill someone and like screaming

Well it's different when playing a video game Because like passions are hard and uh... You get game of wage Yeah you get gamer rage You sort of get tribal Like Us versus them

Mindy Yeah Game of rage Yeah game of rage You get game of age Me Yeah Yeah

Yeah because you're like I've had a really bad session I want to get all the pizza Yeah I get impatient Um And it's like an hour And it sucks And it starts getting to that level

Yeah That's my version of game of rage I suppose you don't game a rage you you game a pout yeah I do both have you ever thrown a controller yep when I was younger yeah I remember 5 yoga mission really that one surprises me no because I had a broken controller the controller the controller thumb stick had drift you couldn't do the yoga mission because you had to be it's actually just broken yeah it was impossible it's the one reason I've never we played that game because that yoga mission

ruined my life just straight it ruined your entire life because obviously this was the time when it was like everyone was playing GTA and everyone wants

to get through the story to get it completed to ready for GTA online and I spent like five days unable to get past that fucking mission miserable Einzij

left one in response to James saying how easily he'd live in the 40s James in the 40s stepping out of his house as bombs fall from the sky. Ah, what a beautiful day.

Thoughts? Bombs fell. They didn't fall in London, in America. Bombs weren't falling on America. You're not American. Yeah, what are you talking about? In the hypothetical situation where I'd said I'd be able to live in the 40s,

I was basing it in America. Not London. What are you talking about? Drifting your, your muscle. whistle car around Pearl Harbor. Yeah, for the same. Bayer says Hett left a comment in relation to how just finished

Seth MacFarlane is with Family Guy, saying, I've seen interviews with Seth MacFarlane and it's really clear that he's done with Family Guy. He mentions in one interview with Jimmy Kimmel how it feels like an old family cat that should be put down, and it didn't feel like a joke. I genuinely think Seth wants out,

but Fox or Disney will not let him. If Seth goes, then the show is basically over Since he voices a massive chunk of the cast It's possible that legally Seth can't leave Or maybe it's just he doesn't like the show But money is too strong I'd say it's that Yeah, because he's probably paying a bunch of people's

Like jobs, like day jobs Yeah, yeah He just wants to keep that going Yeah, I don't know The family guy trickled down economic Man Goku eat so many burgers left this one I'm not the person who made the Sandy, but I do a lot of crochet,

so it makes me really happy to see you guys appreciate the gift and sit with it and stuff. A lot of people dismiss the amount of time and effort that goes into gifts like that, and don't treat them with much care, but Sandy seems loved already. Yeah, Sandy's already a crucial part of the set here. Yeah. We were, Jim and I were appreciating the design the other day, because we picked it up by the tail and it went, popped. We figured, oh, shit, we were broken Sandy.

Yeah. then upon closer examination it's actually a purposefully made button it buttons to the her tail buttons to the back of her head yeah it's all part of their design to keep the tail like in proper form yeah it's incredible uh Anna left this one saying uh will you be doing another response to big big mouth new season um obviously james went and what what you were saying to me earlier, Jim, is that maybe he'll be joining him, but you can't take it in it. I don't, he can't keep getting away

with this. I don't know if I can. We already passed that. It's like season five? No, but that's what I mean. Season, is it actually season five? I think so. Is it not four? Season four. It's got to be four. Really? There's the big math expert over here.

But, uh, yeah, I don't know if I can sit through it. It's, but what, why stop now? Because the previous season was so bad. What was it about that last season that just broke you? Like, in my mind, it's just one, like, fairly consistent blur of just the same thing. No, I think it's gotten noticeably worse. Really? I think season...

I think season two was the worst. Hmm. But season three, it was just, like, wow, you're... You're not even trying to, like, improve. But come Kumail. Yeah, it's so much good humor. The guy from Flight of the Concord shows up. I've seen like six or seven episodes, I think.

Maybe even eight. I've nearly finished it. Look at Jamie, look into his eyes. Should I try? Are you telling me I should? Well, maybe it's not a full recommendation. I'm not going to say I'm definitely not, but I'm definitely leaning towards not. I feel like we've had this exact conversation.

with previous seasons so it's been like nah fuck that but then just to that that right time yeah that right moment a day

all it takes is that that first once you click on that thumbnail into the first episode yeah Hormone monster thumbnail smiling down at you it's done

I think you should instead of this is a good way to teach you yourself self-respect because when you look at that thumbnail think think how much you actually value your own

life and your respect. Think how much humor you're missing out on. Absolutely none. Okay. Controversial Statement 1 of the episode. That's all coming. Oh damn.

I'm getting excited now. He's in one of these kind of maids. Let's end this segment on this one from a Ben Hughes. Can we get some Eldon Ring chat next week? Next week. Well, okay, I guess you can wait then. have you seen any of the gameplay because they i watched that trailer they put out but they just recently did the um

like network test which is a demo it's like an oh i remember you're telling me about that i didn't realize there's like eight hours of gameplay or something oh shit that people have access to like certain times right i've watched a bunch of stuff on it and fuck me i think we should wait until next week and you should watch like one video on it okay um i didn't realize so much very good i do not care about it

i think i might actually have a question about it in the uh question segment in the second half yeah i'm gonna save it for then yeah i'm top level thoughts i'm down i'm down for it it i i don't want to be a a hype propeller he is a hype a hype beast

i don't want to be a hype beast but it's got the potential to be like the next dark souls one in that it pushes everything it just influences video games in such a huge way i hope so i'm hyped to see what it comes together as yeah it's masterpiece material whether it will be who knows but the building blocks that like they're what they're going for could be something really special

hell yeah well speaking of things that are really special um I've got one little topic throw out there before we go into James's one I guess that he's been hyphen up for days and days it's fairly even a subject

I hope it's a pretty meaty subject um because my Mine is only a small one. I found like a documentary on YouTube that was, it was kind of like unusual animal friendships that had formed. And one of the ones in the video that was highlighted was this Irish couple that have a farm in Ireland.

And they bought some like ducklings that hatched. And then they're like farm cat. like got into it into where the duckling eggs were and they figured oh right the ducklings are just fucked then whatever but um it transpired that the eggs hatched just in enough time for the cat to also give birth to a litter of kittens while the ducklings are around so then it's like natural hormones encourage the ducks to like be part of the litter so then they stumbled across these ducks like drinking the cat milk

and they're like pick the cat up and there's like ducks well attached they described it as they were attached they were latched God that's got a hurt it's like one thing for a sharp-toothed kitten to

be suckling but for a beak but also extra extra out there behavior for an animal that isn't a mammal I mean doesn't drink milk psychologically these ducks are going to be messed up

and probably physically as well because if they're in cat milk but that's a question I didn't know birds could suck when do they ever suck why would they need the ability to suck

I suppose what's the difference between sucking and sort of filtering nutrients out of that's what ducks do, right? They go, they bite. They bite and swallow. I guess swallowing is...

They don't chew. When you feed them bread, they like... Yeah, and birds always do that thing where they angle their neck up. They point their head towards the sky. Yeah, and then just like... No, they suck it down. Well, clearly.

Well, they do it down. we've discovered now through this freak of nature that ducks can suck do you think YouTube will allow that title that ducks can suck I reckon well it's not like it's it's a click bait it's not perverse in it

yeah it's the it's the truth it's an actual scientific fact all right I'm glad you guys took my story at face value so I figure you were going to like push against it more and be like We trust you. Why would we call you out? I figured, like, I would be like, no, you're lying if I heard that kind of description because that's kind of wacky on a level where I'm like, come on this.

No, I think that's because you underestimate life. No, but one of the reasons I'm trusting you is because this isn't the first time you've told me about this. Really, I said, or really, I told you James as well. You said it at a cop while we were in a coffee shop two days ago. Oh, was that one? Yeah, yeah. So it was just, I've already brought up. So it is real.

Are you telling us now that it's a lie? Because now I'm not sure. No, it's straight out real. If we can have to fact check this, it's a really good video. We're going to have to watch the video. One of them, it's actually a wacky video. One of them is, um, it was a lion, a tiger and a bear. who had all been friends as children.

So they just live, like, in a cage together as fully grown. That is so weird. Yeah, it's really freaking weird. So kind of a bizarre video, to be honest. But going back to the ducks, isn't it a bird thing that, like, the first thing they see after hatching? Like, that's the mum. Yeah. Yeah, they show footage of the, like, fully grown ducks, which, following the cat.

that um fostered them i suppose what's the evolutionary advantage to that they always become adults what yeah what do you mean well if they if they see something and they choose that to be the mother or father

or whatever they're always going to grow up but hasn't hasn't something just straight up gone wrong if they're able to like see a cat no it's like an imprint on a cat. It's a thing though where like they can imprint on a robot

and we can't that's where we will be overfoned by the ducks because they're going to make AIs that are our mothers yeah exactly

well that's all I can really get out of the duck drinking yeah cat milk thing I think it's cool I just thought it's cool and important It's definitely important And important enough to be put in a documentary Yeah

And also Was it an actual documentary Like a TV show documentary Or was it just a YouTube video I think it was like a BBC Like You know BBC

Like a host and everything Yeah Yeah It's like country file It is kind of disgusting It's quite Desgrant What I described to you

It would be weird If like If it was even a dog drinking cat milk. It's like a breach of mammalian... No, that seems a bit more... That seems more normal.

No, it's more normal than a bird. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's a little bit more normal. But I'm saying it's still weird. Well, yeah, because it seems to species. This is why I think it's weird that we drink cow milk. It's the same thing. Yeah, it is. So you're saying we should finally just break down those doors

and start drinking duck milk. No. pigeon milk. What, cat milk, I guess? Well, no, that's no different. What is the difference? What, between cat milk and pigeon milk? No, between dog milk and

cow milk. It's all milk at the end of the day. Yeah, at the end of the day, it's a mammal's milk. If you can access the milk. No, but surely different mammals have different tasting milk. Yeah, it's like flavors. You can go to shops and get different flavors for you. Instead of coffee shops, it should just be milk.

You got, like, rat milk. All the different. Go milk, sheep milk. What's a mammal? Pig milk. Platypus milk. That's the rarest one. Wait.

Platypus are mammals. They have beaks. Maybe it's not so weird. This is how platypus came to exist. This is clearly what happened. No, you're thinking too deeply into it. You think that's how it began. In evolution.

Some birds imprinted onto a mammal, let's say a bear. But how did it? It would have to breed for evolution. to occur. No, but it's got like a learned, evolved behavior. So then, what makes sense to me,

beavers, beavers, right, that's a mammal. Beaver milk. Yeah, like, I feel like platypus and beavers. They're just beavers of beaks.

Yeah, they exist in the same space. So maybe, what's like the milk economy? Like, is rat milk, rat milk's just like dime a dozen. Yeah, exactly.

It's not, though, because the amount of milk that is produced by a one watt is not enough. So you have to have a farm of so many watts to make the milk. So, like, the vat milk is quite valuable because of the quantity. Yeah.

Rat milk is like the rum of milk. What about, like, mole milk? Mowl milk. Moll milk is, like, absent. Yeah, remember that? well whale milk

they're mammals whale milk but pigeon milk is a thing right it's a thing yeah they don't have like tits but they they create

no they create a something in their stomach and then when they vomit into their baby's mouth it's like milk that's gnarly yeah but it's like the equivalent so they baby birds do consume milk in a form stomach already digested like

yes it's like it's vomit milky digested like worms worms and leaves or whatever birds eat yeah what do ducks eat they bread? Yeah I thought they say you're not supposed to give them bread because they get swollen No, that's by carbonate of soda

No, he's bread Yeah, I thought it was a myth I think that's a myth No, it's a myth I think the bread thing is a myth That's been like post around on Facebook Like, don't feed bread to ducks Because they like swell up

But I think that's a myth They swell up Yeah, that's what I always said They got swollen What if ducks didn't look like What ducks look like They only do because people are always feeding bread

Yeah, they're just swollen They're actually really slender what would be like a bird even weirder than ducks to see drinking the milk of a mammal like a vulture like an eagle vultures are the weirdest birds no those those ones in mongolia the the the the the mongolian sky burial birds like buzzards or something no they're not vultures they're not vultures they have a different name they've a different name them eating drinking catty milk

what about like this is like fucked up imagery shit i've remembered the kitty cat club imagine like six ostriches like drinking cow milk oh cow yeah like fully grown ostriches yeah what about no i'm not even gonna go No, I'm not going there Yeah Birds

Birds Birds like milk I guess Maybe this is proof That's the problem here No maybe this is proof That we should consume milk Yeah Why is that so funny to me

When I've literally had milk I've consumed milk today Why really The fuck Have you not? I have milk in my coffee Yeah, that's what I've had I didn't have a choice though

Yeah you did You always have a choice No because my problem with milk is I don't like milk If I drink milk I vomit Like there's no in between Like a pigeon Like a pigeon But like any

The milk alternatives are awful So I need like a new milk Coconut milk No I can't drink coconut milk Because it's disgusting There needs to be a new milk And clearly... Soy?

Human. Yeah. Is human milk vegan? If it's volunteered milk. If it's volunteered milk. Yeah, because... If they've a squid game signed away, they're like, you know? No, I'm thinking less squid game, more just like donating milk.

But the milk is made from their body. Yeah, but they have given permission for it to be consumed. That's the vegan thing, right? like you can't eat something that you shouldn't they can't consent so yeah consume something they can't consent no I'm fine with it and then they'd be fine with it yeah so we need to develop a way of communicating with cows we need to just genetically evolve them so they're able to say that one sentence that's what they're they're not working in the labs they're not making like

substitutes all that effort of money and time they're making animals that can only consent we'll trick

those nasty vegans on by or another fuck James what is it what is this my subject

isn't going to be interesting like that you can't you can't have a subject like that that goes on

like that and then be like James what's your discussion Because it's always going to be disappointing I wasn't planning for it to evolve into Emu's drinking cow milk or whatever

You said ostriches What's the difference, you know They both drink cow milk at the end of the day The only thing I'm going to talk about Is I finally watched something that I've wanted to watch for a while Yeah I watched a movie I watched Apocalypse now

Okay And I find that movie movie quite strange and that I don't understand what it's actually trying to do have you seen it Alex yeah I've seen a bookups now I've not

I've not seen a while what did you watch it on by the way this is the second half of the question movies are the most anti-consumer fucking medium there is so what I did was you know I got the house myself what do you do there's only one way to watch movies on a TV

view of surround sound. So I go into the, going to the lounge or whatever. So I go on my sky because my parents have a shitty skybox, 100 pound a month, boom. So go there, search it, Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse now pops up, director's cut. To when, 3 pound 50. Not I can't, it's my parents skybox, I can't just win it on that. So what I do, I try and find an alternative. So I Google it. Then it pops up first thing, is it on Netflix? Oh yeah, it's on Netflix. So go Netflix. It's not on Netflix, because it's only in America. No. On a TV, can't get a VPN.

That Netflix is fucking gone. Okay, then, so next option. Amazon Prime. So I open the Amazon Prime app, which is the worst fucking TV app you'll ever fucking use. It's shit. It's very bad. So I search it with the really old, like, out-a-date mouse

keyboard thing, and then I find it. Oh, it's not available on this Amazon. Oh, the director's cut is. Got a rent-it £4 pound And you know My Amazon account's not linked

To my TV So Amazon's out of the picture So it's So I'm like okay Go on YouTube Obviously YouTube You can rent movies on So I search Apocalypse now

I find it And you know It's on my phone I just No I rent it I rent the HD Directors cut 3 pound 50

Fine with that Because it's YouTube It'll work So then I want to watch On my TV So I go on the video And then I press Oh, streamed to the TV.

Error message. Can't be viewed on this device. Oh, no. So I've already paid for it. You know, I'm sitting there. Like, at this point, I, I purchased it. So I went downstairs. I put my passenger in the microwave.

Got my bed, my bedding. Sell up in the lounge. You know, I was about to sit down in the pasta, you know, comfy and shit. Got the error message. So I had to walk downstairs to my PC. And then had to watch the movie on my PC. With headphones. Damn.

That is very... And that is like... That's a two out of ten experience compared to a proper nice on the sofa experience. So that's how I eventually watched Apocalypse now. I don't understand why there's so much bullshit

with all of these different streaming services. It's like fucking Xbox versus PlayStation level shit. It makes no sense. Yeah. Yeah, it's a nightmare trying to let organise it, just try and find. where things are, where things aren't.

Yeah, it's super frustrating. And especially when it's a movie like, like a movie I really want to watch again because it's, I've always loved it, Brazil. Mm-hmm. It's like, where can I even find this? Yeah. Or Pink Floyd's the Wall.

Mm-hmm. It's like, you just can't gain access to like a good quality way of watching it. And it's like, I don't watch movies often, you know this. I've never involved in anything movie related because I just don't watch it and it's like, I've wanted to watch Apocalypse now for ages and I finally made the effort

and it's like, this is the exact reason why I don't watch movies is this fucking jumping around dot to dot to try to watch a movie. And I watched it and I got it, it was the 4K HD one, looked fucking gorgeous. That movie visually is one of the best pieces of movie I've ever seen in terms

of what Francis Ford does visually. I just find it a very strange movie in what it is. and what you know what it's adapting and what it's actually message it's trying to do do do you think it's a fucking 10 out of 10 movie i loved it you know it was a director's cut and this is another thing i've ever seen the director's cut because i was going to say there are there are a few different cuts i'm not sure what the supreme one is that's because i've i've watched videos before on like analyzing it because it's a movie i'm fascinated with and then i

can only find the director's cut and i didn't want to watch the director's cut because i know that when you want to watch a movie like this you want to watch the original how was back in the, you know, 80s. So there's a lot of scenes in this that didn't make sense to me because they were directors cut stuff. So it kind of made me just a bit difficult to actually understand what they're going for of this movie. And I think one of the reasons why this movie is because I've played Speck Ops the

line. And that does that whole, the whole subject of, you know, the heart of darkness, Apocalypse Now is done better in Speck Ops the Line. And I think that's because I played it first. Right. I think the movie is absolutely incredible but it just feels like it's almost a little bit too much

propaganda I know that in terms of what? In terms of how they're portraying the Vietnam conflict I don't think... In favour of who? The Americans. Really? Yeah.

I thought it was like a critique of the conflict from painting. It was but because it's trying to delve into like the, you know, Captain Kurtz, Kurt, and, you know, how, that basically just the story of the heart of darkness. Yeah. But it's like, the, putting that set, like, the heart of darkness is about, like,

free, it's about, it's very character, it's focused. It's not, this adaption is trying to put it in a war, like the Vietnam War, where the real Vietnam War was the every, every, like, American, like, commander in Vietnam, in the real Vietnam was cut. so i i i just it's not portraying the vietnam war as the vietnam war actually was and i just kind of struggle with that and that might just be me but it's like it's a kind of severely unruillistic portrayal of vietnam to like sacrificing it for this really narrative character driven me like story with kurt and willard and it's just because yeah i wasn't prepared to

talk about this movie it's been a while since i've seen it yeah i hadn't didn't really realize you to jump into it. I did. I did. It's just because it's always on my mind and I just had the time and because I'm just fascinated with the whole story of the heart of darkness. I could be missing something because I still need to read the book, but I just found with it being portrayed in the Vietnam

was a bit strange. What is the heart of darkness for those that are not educated? How do I explain that book? Yeah, I don't know how to explain it without you. without you knowing.

Yeah, without you knowing. Yeah. That's why it needs to explain. It's going into how, like, violence can destroy someone, and it can change them in simple terms. I know there's more to it than that, but in very simple terms, it's like how human nature changes in a situation. But is it a piece of fiction?

Is it like a philosophy? No, it is fiction, and it's based in the Congo. So it's a story. Right. It's a novella. So I think the exact term. And the original book is based in like the the Belgium wall in Congo

and how King Leopo basically had his own state and he abused and was basically tortured and did a whole load of basic things and it's just about his boat journey to this person who's basically gone insane. The movie basically is a direct adaption of the book. But I think it's just because i know a lot about vietnam that i find it weird that the way it's being portrayed in

vietnam because vietnam you have like an example of something that in that adaptation was like lost about about one of those details in the vietnam war you expect to see or something that no i can't think of anything for the top of my head i just think the the real vietnam war is a very very very very dark war and it's i think with these movies when they're betraying this stuff it's like everything about the movie though isn't it it's insanely dark but everything the movie portrays as dark is the real war every single month and i think that's what it's getting wrong because it's like the there's no difference to incur in the movie and the americans at the start of the movie they're the same person in the real world because that's how bad vietnam was

and i think i may be just looking too historically into it but one of the the director's scenes was the whole French where basically it's a whole part of the movie where the French are still in Vietnam and I just found that interesting because it's also no memories of that. It's referencing

the genuine French war in Vietnam because the French were like a and it's just some dialogue that actually kind of works towards that but basically it's one of the best movies I've seen visually it's absolutely incredible

three hours and this is another thing I can say we've watched Eternals and one of the criticisms we had of that movie was it felt too long this movie Apocalypse Now director's cut felt unbelievably long

but it worked in its favour because it's the journey to the final because it's like Marlon Brando and Curtis in the last 20 minutes half hour But you spent so much time getting to that point that it feeling long works completely in it in its advantage. Yeah, yeah.

You should watch it. Yeah, I've always wanted to, but like you, I've got so many subscriptions to so many streaming services and when I can't access a movie for free. You don't even quote. I just, I will watch a different movie. Yeah. No, but I feel that this movie is so big. It's so culturally, like, iconic. Yeah, yeah.

It's just one of those movies that I've been meaning to watch forever, but... Yeah, and you would have absorbed a lot of it through osmosis anyway. Yeah, you'd be surprised how many scenes really know. Yeah, the only big Vietnam movie I've seen... It's Platoon. Platoon, yeah. Which is another one not. I haven't seen Platoon.

Yeah, that movie blew me away. Yeah. Doesn't that have Charlie Sheen in it? Yeah. Yes. Martin Sheen is in. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Yeah. it's you need to watch it like no you need to watch it it's a it's a little jacket full metal jacket I'm a big full metal jacket fan I think I prefer the apocalypse now yeah but I think that I just need to watch the deer hunter and platoon and that's the yeah the deer hunter as well of course but it's definitely worth watching I think if you've never played or read anything about the heart of darkness it's the best way to kind of consume that book that novel But I just think...

Yeah. Well, remind me, and I'll try and watch it before the next episode, then we can have a... Well, because on YouTube, you get a 48 hours. So I could give you my account. If you could watch it tomorrow, I could give you my account, and you can watch it. I got plenty of time next week.

I might rent it on Amazon, to be honest. I'd personally say YouTube, because it's quite easy. But, yeah, no, I actually saw the... I think it was the original footage from the original movie and the difference between the 4K one and the original is like holy fucking shit there's a whole if you're going to watch it watch the 4k one don't watch the original just watch the 4k one because visually it's such a visually impressive movie you might as well just watch the best definition for it and you should also play speck-ops the line as well so i know we've talked

about that on jail before yeah i don't know if that's a shit that's sold for me because because it's like game gameplay really old yeah gameplay old and i've watched so many like videos on it. Yeah, videos that just go into detail about all that stuff. And I just think that's the best

book, that's the best adaption of that book personally. I love Speck Off the Line and I love Apocalypse. Yeah, I've had it my wish list for a long term. I'm glad you enjoyed the movie.

Yeah. That's great. I just want to watch just more, more movies like that. Yeah. Because it's just like... Yeah, I'm surprised

you haven't gone through the Vietnam movies before giving your... Yeah, no, that's weird. Because I've always... Like, even when I was a young kid, it was just like, James loves war stuff.

Yeah, it's true. And it's like, I never watched any of these movies. And now it's like, I like them for the actual kind of meaning behind them, what they're actually critiquing more so than, because that's the thing with Apocalypse Now is like the whole start of that movie is just bombastic American, you know, helicopters, attack and all that shit. But I think that works in its advantage because it, it's like the people who watch it, I don't think a lot of people probably

realize what it's actually trying to do. Mm-hmm. So at the first, they were like, yes, American Ride of the Valky's, you know, on that scene, incredible. But it's like, that's why the whole story has a meaning. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, you know, that movie, Starship Troopers, like, watching it as a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're just, like, taking it. Face value. Face value is. Mm-hmm. You're just into the bug fighting scene. Yeah. But then watching it as an adult has got a bit of a different tinge. Anything else? Will we go to these messages?

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As in it's fucking broken to the ground. It's stupid. It's not stupid. Welcome to the second half of the show where we head over to Patreon and answer some Reddit and we answer some questions. Firstly, we're going to talk about food. So we have this routine where every time we record

we normally get a meal or a takeaway or whatever, you know, whatever you want, okay? And the system we've had in place is that we have a rotor and that one of us chooses each time. And this is the single word. worst thing we've ever had. It's an absolute dictatorship

and it's ridiculous. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a dictatorship. He's talking about. He's talking about the barest of shit. Charlings, okay. Every week, one of us chooses the meal. It's the literal opposite of a dictatorship.

There are three people. There is a dictatorship. Do you know why? Because if I don't want it, it causes absolute chaos and it's like there's no agreement

everything falls apart if I don't want it it's like I don't have a choice in actually not having this thing I've got to have it that's forcing your No you never said this This is what's been said

This is what's happened You never said You never said You never said So what happened today Let's just fucking go in Shall we go in then Should we fucking go into the behind-the-scenes drama, it's fine?

Yeah, here we go. So, was it yesterday or two days ago? No, it was two days ago. Two days ago, I decided what I wanted to eat because it's my decision. Because I already forfeited my decision from the previous week. Because you guys wanted something that I didn't, but I said, you know what, I'm going to let it slide. You're not explaining. You're not explaining.

Two days ago, we recorded a whole bunch of jar videos. They are in the pipeline. And then we finished. It was quite late. It was like eight, seven or eight o'clock. It's quite late. We were a bit hungry. So we go downstairs and they're like, oh, you know, should we get some food? And then Jamie says, I know, oh, I fancy Chinese. So, and then, so at that time, we couldn't actually agree on eating on that day. So we said, okay, you will get the Chinese when we were called Jha, okay? So we'll go our separate ways, you know, we head home. All is good. I get home. Do you know what I walk into? I walk into Chinese. The Chinese is still in my fridge at home. Okay? So you...

So you went in and ate it. So you went in and ate it knowing that I wanted Chinese two days later so that you could then complain that I wanted Chinese two days later when you knew that I wanted Chinese two days later. I had no choice. My mumble...

You had choice. You're a totally independent individual that has the capacity to go out and get food for yourself. Is this not true? Is this true or is it not true? It's true. It's true. But the food was there.

That's my case. My mum bought it and I was going to eat it. Chicken balls and rice, easy. I was just going to eat it, okay? So now we get to today where Jamie wanted Chinese, okay? Jamie was working. So the plan was that

read order and then I'd pick up on the way here, okay? Now, I didn't want... Simple enough. I didn't want the Chinese. Beautiful plan. I didn't want the Chinese. Because two days before, you had chosen, fully knowing that I wanted Chinese to eat Chinese.

Yeah, sure. Sure. Okay, that is absolutely true. Not going to deny that. So, what, why didn't you do get Chinese? Because the whole plan was set on you picking it up. I would have still picked it up if you wanted it. I didn't say, I would, you never said you, you, you were throwing spanners in the works.

I was throwing spanners in the works because I said I wanted to chill with Alex before we did the cast, which wouldn't line up with me getting it. But would you have got it? Yes. There was no problem with me getting it. I would have got it. Why did you never say you didn't want it? You never said, I didn't, I don't want it. Because if you generally wanted it, I would have eaten it.

I literally put in, I sent you a message. It's the order. My order. Saying what I want it. And Alex never said his order. If Alex said his order. Because I already knew, like, it's not happening. Exactly.

So why is it that me not being a bit spacey on it? It means that you two's plans fall apart. Because you didn't say what you were doing. If you said, I'm eating something else, then Alex and I could have sorted it. But there was no communication. The only thing, the only constant was me. I said what I wanted. I put the hours in.

I was trying to get down to the just equilibrium on it. So this is where it shouldn't have. falling apart because you should you two should have just said yeah we're getting Chinese anyway what we ended up doing was talking amongst ourselves and sorting out food for ourselves because

things just didn't work out things so then you basically guilted me into ruining the food for the evening what do you mean you guilted us you you forced us to have to go fucking underground and go to goddamn Tesco and get some trash from there

and I had to eat the same trash because it was in my fridge but this is only an example of the Jamija food crisis this has been a recurring issue for literally two plus years

because it's my turn next week and right now I'm going to tell you what I want no no it's not your turn next week because it's done the rotor's finished good did you know what I was going to say today was the last short

I was going to give you such a good example of the rotor falling apart next week we were going to get charcoal grill pizzas and you two no no no no that is not how the rota works though you don't get to say oh we're getting McDonald's but you're

only allowed McDonald's breakfast it's like no you we go somewhere or we order from somewhere and we each choose what we want exactly so if you chose a shit kebab place

then I guess that's what we're getting and I've always been down with that that's wrong let's just talk about did we talk about the time James fucked us just totally went out. That was what fucked us. That was what truly broke. No, no, no, no. No. No. No. We It was my choice, okay? It was my choice. And I said

we're getting we're getting shitty cabs on the shitty cabs on the shitty cabbub place. And these two had a fit. So what I did, I was an independent thinker. I did my own thing and I ordered for myself. that is the biggest dick move the biggest dick move

you even the delivery man because Alex and I ended up ordering from the same place commented on how much of a dick move it was it was a dick move but we sat downstairs for so long

trying to organise food when it was my choice I was like we're getting a kebab and then you're like no no but you two were just being shady yeah you wouldn't order it Yeah, you would refuse to order it. And then when you finally do order something, it's just for you. It's fucking bullshit.

Yeah. And then, and then the rotor fell apart. This is it. This is the end of an era. No, no, in that situation, I didn't order for you because none of you just decided to put you. None of you picked what you're going to have and none of you paid me for. Maybe you didn't even tell us that you'd ordered it or were ordering something until you had already ordered it. at the time

at the time I was ordering it you literally said Alex like okay then we'll just go pizza then and that's when I was that's like I'm putting this order through no there's levels that you're hiding

you're hiding levels to this the jar the jar voter for food has been a mess since the Carly episode no it's been so many weeks where it's just been like right Alex what you're having

or what are we having and it's been like no but that doesn't that doesn't work do you know why because we are three different individuals we all have different we all you know we could have a specific mood

on any of the days we do that's free mood that's no we're always going to have a specific mood right exactly I could be moody you could be happy Alex could be high-racted you know so that's why we equally get the same it's not Jamie Jamie Jamie James Alex it's Jamie James Alex Jamie James Alex

so but you if you pick something, I might not want that something. That's what I'm saying. That's where the problem lies. That's why we created the road to in the first place was to stop that debate. That's what was stopping us ordering the first time. No, but that's the problem. That's the problem

was emperified this today because you wanted Chinese. I had Chinese. I'm not going to want Chinese. You ate Chinese after you knew that I was. It wasn't my choice. And then didn't update us on your on your date of plan.

It was in my choice. I didn't buy it That doesn't matter So I You could have eaten anything else You could have cooked yourself something You could have gone to Tesco Express And purchased a regular

So I'm forgetting this situation If Alex chooses something And I don't want to eat it And I'm not in the mood for it Because you know there's three different people Three different moods If I'm not in the mood for Alex No but let's say

Let's say we're a group of friends That say All right let's go to this restaurant on this date next month and we go and then one of the one of the guys is just like nah I'm not in the move for this we're going somewhere else

that's not how it fucking works that is not how it works the difference there is that going out going out is like pre-planned like a week in advance so you get excited for it no matter what I think a two day advance

warning specifically on this one where it fell apart when this is one that should not have fell apart it should have fallen apart the day you ordered a cabab and didn't consider to order us a cab yeah yeah I'm with you man

no because you can't use an actual going to a restaurant differently because you wanted a Chinese but you didn't want you wanted Chinese from this specific place that doesn't deliver when we could have ordered a Chinese from a place that could have delivered we talked about this we said we could get Chinese delivered

but the place that delivers isn't good the place that doesn't deliver is good so we're going to have to do it old school and call them up and go there that's right it should be a wall in job that if you can't audit online it doesn't no that is a terrible rule

for this location where we can get it's 60% kebabs 20% curry or 10% curry 10% Chinese and then 20% pizza so. Mm-hmm.

That's, that's... The thing is with this is that since COVID, we don't leave the house on Jardays. We don't go to Swindon anymore when they have all of the variety. I don't know why we're like this. Why have we just fallen off

from going to Swindon and getting Nando's, wagon mummers, five guys. Because I don't want to drive to Swindon. Yeah, I don't either. Well, I'm over... I will drive to Swindon, just give me your car to drive in. But also, when a day, like,

today when I'm not available. Yeah, it's impossible to do that. We've limited, we've limited, this has fallen apart because we've limited ourselves to takeaways and stuff in Kahn. We could for so long have gone, when was the last time we had like a wagamamas or a Nando's? You've been limiting yourself to the takeaways in our town. And when is the last time we had a Chinese? Last time I remember.

Two days ago. I feel like personally I'm just shocked James is the one that wanted to talk about this on the coast because he's so wrong

he fully knows that he's in the wrong he fully knows that he's broken a truce years old at this point it's not years old it's been like it's under a year

it's not under a year this is I feel like this has been going for a while I don't think so and things were going strong and smith yeah that was pre-COVID there were bums

there were humps there were moments of Oh no, okay, no, okay, no, no, no. Pull up your word document, where? Pull, pull your fucking word document up. Of what? Pull out a new page. We're making fucking rules for this shit.

We're making the testament. There were rules and the rules were betrayed. No, the rules would never win down. Rules from you mean nothing, my friend. Rules from you. Rules to you. You're forgetting something else, okay? Which is the wall, the golden wall that if you

want it you've got to go get it where it's been times when it's been like oh I want a Nando's oh I'm not driving to Nandoes oh I'm not driving either then we don't get Nando's I don't get my choice because nobody wants to drive well in that case you should have driven

yeah in my mind so there should be a golden wall if it's your day it's your choice you've got to get it no matter what then there's never an issue if you want the Chinese it was it wasn't there no it was though? Why am I picking up your

Chinese today then? Because this was a specific example where it would have saved us and it just made sense. It made the most sense. You know what it made sense? It actually made so much fucking sense. It would have been the most beautiful thing. Can you imagine me just rocking up

and there's Chinese on the table? Fuck me. Okay, okay. So if this rotis gone, then what's the new system? There's never no new system. It's pure chaos now. Yeah, now we're just back to chaos because I can't I actually can't do all the system anymore It's too much stress

The system drives me insane It drives me insane It's too much So what's and now It's just a case of we free for We do our own shit Every week Every week

Yeah but there can be cabal So what you're saying is We do what we want Until we all All agree on one thing We all want The system how it should have been In the fucking first place

No That is a worse system. What is this cabal we want about? This last one was a great example because it was agreed. It was agreed that one person would get the ultimate decision once a week. Dictatorship. That's not a dictatorship. We agreed.

Well, if it is a dictatorship, then it's a totally fair dictatorship because we all get a turn at being the dictatorate. In equal amounts of time over an equal amount of space. Until you veto my choice and we veto your choice and that happens. No, the veto was a non-entity only applied in very specific scenarios. Yeah, I don't remember ever whipping out the veto fully. We've had vetoes. No, you're talking about vetoes on a different level. Which is.

I'm not going into that, because the veto is irrelevant to the trio of us. What needs to happen is we need to open our horizons yet again and embrace new foods and do new things, instead of relying on the kebabs and the pizzas in our town because then we will actually be looking forward to something for the next week I'll be sitting... Yeah looking forward to Nando's again or looking forward to a different

burger place. Awesome bro. It's no different from looking forward to the same Domino's pizza we've had so many times in the last few months. Is this, am I wrong? Am I wrong here? Straight up, yes.

Things are smooth, man. Why are you guys? got to rock the boat. I didn't rock the boat. So if it's my choice next week, what do we want? The boat's... The boat's... The boats in pieces.

Well, I'm going to tell you next week, by myself, I'm probably going to get a curry. So if you want a curry, we can make an agreement now. No, curry's too expensive. Boom, there you go. That, it can't work. Jarmija can't work. You don't see this.

behind the scenes we're fractured John me just like one bad curry away from falling apart hashtag fractured one curry episode away from just spiraling I'd say we have three like the three strike rule

we have three curry episodes we're one down we're two left and this one's a fucking runner up does this not count Jesus this counts why the fact did you actually bring it up this? Why did you bring it up? You know you're in the wrong, right?

Yeah, of course. That's that one point. Okay. Look, let's do this one for you then, James. Going to the questions. Naruleth has this to say. Are there any races that James genuinely hates? He's spoken a lot about street racing and NASCAR.

But are there any races he would never watch or participate in? This is a really badly old question. The word of your question. what's your least favorite race james i'm not answering this question what was nasca well

well uh yeah okay jon uh jonathan svg 11 says on the subject of joe are predicting random shit jim predicted resident evil village and lady

what was it, Dimitrescu? Dimitresk. Dimitrescu. Dimitrescu. Dimiscrescu. Back in March of 2017. In Jarkas 58, triple treble telephone, at the 47 minute mark,

Alex refers to James as the Jarkas' resident milf hunter. Jim responds, is that the sequel to Resident Evil 7, Resident Evil 8, Milf Hunter? Thoughts. Okay, that's, that's, that's, Yeah, that's kind of true and kind of not true. That's like... There's more to the milf in Wesleyan Evil Village.

There's more than the mill. No, there's less to... Yeah. There's a lot more than the milf. Yes. Not there is more to the milf. No. There's less to the milf, if anything.

Yeah. But that is quite good. Yeah, I'm glad that that's a thing. But I don't know, that's a bit graspy to me. I'm not going to give myself credit there. Yeah, that's not. one that has me going like oh that's like doge coin levels of wow yeah we predicted the evil meme but that's by it did we predict the evil mean we straight we stood up i don't think

reversing no shut no we did shut up uh peg fan too says hey jar and this might this might be one of the worst hypotheticals we've ever been given cool hey jar i'd like to hear your guys take on possibly the best hypothetical question of all time How would life evolve in an infinite McDonald's? Let's say some guys in the future made a dimension where it's just an infinite McDonald's and they just throw a 10 million of every animal on earth into there. E.

What? How would life evolve there? What is an infinite McDonald's? Like what my picture? Yeah, is it infinite space or infinite time? Please let me finish. Would it be a place dominated by invertebrates? That's the end?

Is it a world that is just full of McDonald's or is it just a huge McDonald's? Yeah, a huge McDonald's, right? How would life evolve in an infinite McDonald's? Yeah, that's specific. That's a building. Inside of an infinite McDonald's. It would just be empty space then.

If it's that big, if it's infinite, it'd just be empty space. unless it's like the every wall just extends for ever yeah no it's a mcdonald's building but they've placed them in such a way where they all connect and that's it it's like a maze of mcdonalds yeah like every time you open a door

you go into a different McDonald's yeah it's that there's no bed so they're putting infinite of every animal in there I care I think I understand what they're saying now then would it be ruled by invertebrates yes

No, no, no, it'll be ruled by vertebrates. Yeah, yeah, vertebrates, not invertebrates. Yeah, things with bones. Yeah, they tend to win, right? And there's plenty of, like, McDonald's milk around, I guess. Yeah, what creature is going to, how's it really going to impact evolution? Like, what's going to, how is a slug going to evolve differently if you put it through the infinite genre? Yeah, everything would become late.

crazy. Like, are these infinite McDonald's or this infinite McDonald's infinitely producing food? I don't know. It's kind of a flawed hypothetical. If it has infinite food, then everything's just going to be like a sludge, like, bowl that just consumes. So, just a slug? Well, yeah, it would have no reason to ever put any effort into hunting or anything physical because the food would just be presented to it. I think unless it needs to earn money by wife and McDonald's. I think, I think, I think all life would come to an end. I think all life would become just McDonald's employees. Just serving themselves, yeah.

Yeah, serving other ones that venture into the other infinite McDonald's. No, I think that everything would die. Because imagine living in existence where you were in a McDonald's and you couldn't escape. And it's all you could eat for all time. Yeah. Everything would cease existing. Unless it created like an army of super evolved, like genetically enhanced creatures, super slugs. But no, the actual...

Why would it, they? You don't know what kind of chemicals they're pumping into it. What should be the question is what would happen if these super genetic McDonald's, infinite McDonald's animals, were then transported to Earth? Because they're going to be addicted to McDonald's. They have been, and they're just the people that work at McDonald's. No shade. Do you think a duck would evolve into... Yeah, a duck would start drinking milk just all the time.

Going back to what we said earlier, this one from Grave Walker. With the Eldon Ring gameplay preview shown, do you guys have any thoughts and opinions? I thought the gameplay shown looks great, but I was kind of let down. by so many recycled animations from Dark Souls 3. I know it isn't a big deal, but having new animations for games is a great way to keep games from becoming too samey. But what are your guys' opinions on developers' recycling assets from older games? And for James, the Call of Duty follower himself, any thoughts on Vanguard?

We literally talked about this same thing when we said about the animation in a new god of war being the same fucking animation as the last one. why you spend time reanimating things you don't need to when you can spend that time making new content for the game was that when

it was just me and James no I was definitely yeah I agree with James because this is such a big step for FromSoft to make this like mixing pot of everything they've made so far and just dumping it in an open world

I would way prefer for them to focus on making that open world valuable and not some Ubisoft trash where you're just doing the same shit everywhere focus because honestly there's just a few things that it looks like they've done

that you can do to make Dark Souls three combat better like it's pretty much there it's as good as it can get yeah so I'm fine with it and there are subtle changes

if you're like dorky enough to seek that shit out yeah it's like all it is is just slight improvements and additions to what they already had and it's not like the attack animations were a standout bad thing in these things they generally

look fine they look good yeah they've they just improved where it needed improving and kept what was good I'm fine with that and James anything on Vanguard? I've heard nothing but

kind of bad things to be honest. It's out? It's out. I think it's out. Wow. Call of Duty is kind of dead in my books. After the absolutely abysmal black ops, like PC fucking port, when

that was out. Like, war zone, you know, call duties, it's dead until one or four two comes out. Yeah, which is next year. Yeah. So I've got until then. But Vanguard, it's like the whole World War II. like setting is yeah it seems tired

doesn't it it does I haven't heard anything about it could be great but I'm not going to be playing it let's do three more here Sam heard it says boys I genuinely believe that James has never said anything as mental about food

as when Jamie said that he never eats eggs with tomato ketchup so here's my simple question what is a worst take anything that James has ever said about food or the fact Jamie doesn't eat eggs with ketchup people are really hung up on this are you fucking kidding ketchup thing I've never said any

controversial takes regarding food ever that's a controversial take no that is not fucking controversial I the eggs are you saying you don't eat eggs of ketchup fried egg

then what how do you consume said egg I put it on a A bit of bread. Yeah, and then cut it up. Well, with ketchup? No. Yeah.

Does James, I don't know. Do you hate ketchup with egg? Yeah, I think it's wrong. I think it's fucked up. I think it's... You have no sauce with everything. No, syracur. Mm.

See, this is a different... This is where we get into my weird thing. When something has sauce already, you don't add sauce. You don't add ketchup to a curry. You don't add ketchup to baked beans. The yoke has got all that. yummy sauce there so why would you add sauce to that it ruins the taste sauce to me is for things

that have some absorbative qualities what if it's like scrambled like scrambled like scramble doesn't have its own sauce fine point but why do we need sauce why do we need sauce because why you know why else are you gonna fucking eat it you know it's like why else are you gonna eat it eggs are the eggs are the best food I've been off the egg game for a long time I've only started eating eggs

within the last year and eggs are the best fucking food are eggs are the best food they are deliciousness to health ratio off the charts with this food eggs are delicious and like if

if you're trying to be healthy it slots right in but what is like a good egg look like to you like do you put like chili flakes on there chili flakes pepper and that's pretty much it loads of ketchup

see no I'm like anti ketchup I think ketchup so you're agreeing with Jim now no no Jamie's white this isn't a this isn't this isn't opinion this isn't like fucking subjective this is

Jamie's wet quite co-wecked 100% true there's no fucking way to get around it but like fucking everyone has fucking eggs and sauce the hell are you talking about no but surely it depends on the type of egg poached egg

no no no poached egg no sauce fried egg no sauce bored egg no sauce no sauce scrambled egg scrambled egg maybe a bit of chili sauce but it it's you can't even stay consistent with your own bounds

shit. It's not a question of no sauce. It's a question of is ketchup the right sauce? Nine times out of ten? No. Here's a different question. Whenever I see anyone eat eggs, fried eggs, poached eggs it's not ketchup, it's brown

sauce is what I see. Yeah, I would prefer brown sauce, but if it's if it's fried, I want it as is. Okay. If it's poached, I want it as a dentic. I was taking the tomato ketchup thing as not always I don't always specifically

every time want tomato ketchup like just some kind of sauce spicy sauce I tend to go for it yeah eggs and spice go really well but ketchup just doesn't seem right with egg that's fine I think ketchup is too

it's too powerful it overpowers the egg taste and you want the egg taste that is an aspect it's like dipping pizza and ketchup as well. Which is only acceptable when you're buying the cheapest pizzas

and they don't have enough tomato flavor. It's just stuff like I'm fine. I don't think you're a dickhead if you squirt ketchup all over your fried egg. But I never want to do that. I think it's wrong and morally I can't stand by

and let myself do things like that. Fair enough. What's your Twitter at again? if people want to get in contact At What's your Premium boy At premium boy

Let's do this penultimate one here from James House Has Jim the Jack White Followers seen the announcement Of two new Jack White albums for next year Thoughts, any hopes slash expectations Yet based on the newest song he dropped Two Yeah according to this commenter

I assumed that there was one coming yeah he's doing the um fuck go on he's doing the soundtrack to uh fucking the new Marvel one what Eternals

Eternal's 2 when that comes out next year I thought his latest song was really good yeah I really like it as well yeah it's very very good uh already in a cod trailer as you tell me yeah just immediately it's like the day after i heard that

song it's in a cod trailer he's got that sort of essence yeah yeah um i'm obviously excited but i don't know how to feel about two albums in the same year yeah hopefully they're a bit shorter or something yeah yeah seems a bit stuff it's just weird he didn't have a was what two, three years ago when boarding house reach came out maybe one of them's an anti-vax album yeah that is what we need from Jack White we need his opinions on

the vaccine and if COVID actually existed let us know Jack White we've got one more here boys the big large says this on the subject of who still watch his family guy I think it's all boomers.

I work with several boomery as fuck men, and all of them have it one time or another stated their love for family guy. One even stating he thinks it's the best cartoon of this generation. Damn, very is he on phone fucking hand. This might be true. Because the truth is our father fucking loves family guy to this day. Yeah, and there was that fucked up post on the subreddit. Which one? Well, I'm not going to talk about it, because they said it wasn't going to.

There was like a funny family guy post. We're getting some funny anecdotes about family guy fans. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think it is kind of a beamer thing. I think they're right. Yeah. I mean obviously it's not strictly only boomers But yeah

I feel so weird Huh What did you fucking say Nothing Would you say? Nothing I think that's it then When James is whispering thing

Dodgy things And they're like you know it's done It's game over And then James take us away Sing us a song No Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen And welcome to the first six-hour episode of the J-Media podcast, episode 250G

It's the first 250-hour-long episode. How many days is it? 2-4 to 10. It's like... Two, four, ten. It's just like ten and a half days, if that. Ten and a half days, that's not even hard. Well, yeah, that's two hundred and fifty-two, actually,

to take two away and you've got two hundred fifty. I'm saying it's a third of a month. Yeah, I guess it is. Can we finally do that Pessadik role play and just decipher what the Pissadik dance is? There's only one Pissadik dance and you should know. Yeah, you should know. James didn't even know that it existed.

What, Pissadick? No, I knew the Pissadik dance existed. Nothing else. No, but James didn't actually know what Pissadick was. You clearly just did it behind my back. What do you mean, behind your back? Why do you phrase it that way? Because they're traitors.

They're traitors. They do stuff by my back all the time. Like, order food. Sort of my own food out. What was it the James? He didn't know. You didn't know. like core pissidic

facts. James doesn't know what Pisidic is. He doesn't even know. No, we can't say this. James is Pissadick. I know what the Pissadick dances. That's it. That's all I know.