JAR Media Posdact - Easily Offended? DON'T watch this - JARCAST Episode 153

Episode Date: February 11, 2019

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the John Radio podcast. It is episode 153, and today we're joined by the lovely regular guests. Or guest, just us. It's just the normal. Got Jim, and we got Alex. We're here. We're normal.

We're here, we're normal. As normal as Jarkin be anyway. We tried to being normal once. That's fucking racist. Sorry, I don't know why the Asian accent came in. So, how are we doing my lovelies? Terrible. Alex always says that...

Why are you doing tellable? Why are you doing tellable? Yeah, why are you doing tellable? Reasons. That's gonna be my new thing, I just thought of it. Skadoosh. You're doing great. Jim's doing great.

I'm doing great. So it's a good week so far. You know, we're full on. Well, we're doing this one a bit early. We are. And why are we doing it early? Reasons? Jamie.

Reasons. We do have some topics for this first half, so. We do have topics. Who wants to start? Let's flip a coin. Oh well, landed on James. Okay. Yeah, James, you do your one.

Why do we have to do my one? Because we have no input on your one. Oh, that's not nice. That nice. That's not nice. Okay, my subject is simply an answer to a question that somebody asked on the forgotten. The Wooned episode. On the lost episodes.

Uh, somebody asked me about jazz. And being... It was Japanese jazz specifically. It was just jazz in general, to be honest. Okay. It was jazz. I'm wrong, then. I am wrong

He did mention Japanese jazz but having gone through all the jazz stuff I listened to I made a little list because at the time I can name

any jazz artist off the top of my head so I made a list so in jazz my favourite type of jazz is actually Brazilian jazz of all the different

genres of jazz you just likes big asses that's this fucking weakness no it's a fringy boy it's the Brazilian jazz which is is mainly Boisanova and Samba.

He likes that Bosanova cover of Pink Floyd. It's like a chill jazz, but it's kind of upbeat. It's what I love and, you know, having spent time in Portugal, I kind of listen to that. So I kind of grew into that and joined the 50s in America. There was big artists who came to America and popularized it. So some of the artists, my favorite artists, are Stan Getz. If you know the 50s jazz, you might have heard some of his sax.

of phone stuff. It's really great. He's also done an incredibly famous song called The Girl from Ipanema. And as you have mentioned, the person who commented, uh, Frank Sinatra did a cover of it and it's, it's fabulous. So I'd recommend this in to him because he's so good. Um, you've got Duran Gilbertoe. Uh, he's done work with Stanguettes. Kind of the same, but we're good. Then you've got Louise Bonfer, Caitano Veloso. And I'd like to do a little, and there's also Salvador, Sobile, who's Portuguese, who won Eurovision in 2016, and he's done some pretty good jazz stuff as well.

So I'd give a few of them a listen, and, you know, hopefully you enjoy them. Oh, you forgot one? Who? Seth MacFarlane. Ticking away, the moment's to make up a dull day. Yeah, that's my jazz thing. I love that, so...

Do you just listen to jazz? I have a few playlists, so in a certain mood, I'd be like, I like, I want to listen to this kind. Like on Sunday, I played breath of the wild, had some whiskey and listened to, you know, boating over and samba. But in other days, it's just like I'm having a shower and I'm just like, I need that kind of very much.

You get back, bomb it on and you're just ticking away. It's a type of music where you have to be in a specific mood. If I'm driving my car, it's like, I'm not, can't listen. I cannot listen to jazz in my car. Because it's like the worst. It's the worst thing. But then when you're sitting down and you're just kind of chilled, it's the best so yeah

I think we're all fans of jazz here we all like a bit of jazz Jim doesn't yeah Jim's just the edgy one though going from a lame thing to a really cool thing we've all heard of high shi

hi shi yeah everyone knows hi shi what are you kidding me yeah you know hi shi James especially knows hi shi is that a wee joke no hi shi Haishi, duh, we're YouTubers, Kadoi

Fellow enormous YouTuber Haishi Oh Jesus We're really gonna have to spell it out to you Everyone at home's like, it's obvious, James, you goober Haishi Jim gone H-I-S-H-E H-I-S-H-E

Hi-S-Y Yes How it should oh oh how we should have ended yeah thank you

I thought you on about some like Japanese ego or something called haishi no we've never heard anyone's called it haishi they call it hi shi I know but it's just how I should have ended abbreviation

I don't even to be honest I've literally haven't seen a video of theirs in a very long time well the funny thing is if you watched one of their new videos it's like the years of time hasn't changed yeah like they they're stuck in a in a time capsule who did that um that animated uh fight video of all the bad guys no one knows doesn't even exist yeah so how it should have ended is the youtube channel um i'm sure

most people have probably seen at least one of their videos uh they uh it's like an animate an animation channel that does their take on how movies should have ended kind of thing and they were extremely popular like five years ago i mean they still are now they're huge they're not i wouldn't say they're popular i don't know how to explain it they're definitely big yeah yeah they get lots of views and stuff but nobody talks about them you don't hear about them ever whereas five years ago it was all over YouTube you watch any like video about a movie

and they'll be in the recommend it was them it was like honest trailers it was what's the other one cinema sins all still doing fine on their own I mean well I I mean it's not

it's not that they haven't not as popular it's more the fact that there's more of that type of thing yeah it's just so much of it so it's just like they're still doing it's different now so you're really recommend the videos differently and whatnot. I'd still say they're probably the same as they were back then, really, in terms of... Well, why did you bring up, Jim?

Why did you bring up how it should have ended? Well... Because they are shit... Right now. And they have always been shit. And they've never grown or changed. Their jokes have stayed the same. That's the worst part.

You know, they've always got Batman and Superman in the cafe. And they're still 20. 2019, doing the Because I'm Batman joke. Because I'm Batman. Like you're fucking serious. I never really enjoyed any of their content. No, that's the thing. I didn't enjoy it when I was 15 years old.

And I definitely don't enjoy it right now. I was saying to you, Jim, even back in the day when I admittedly did enjoy bad, cringy videos on YouTube. You still do? I... No, I don't. I never enjoyed how it should have ended. Because all they do is they go on our movies and see what jokes people are making in the comments. And they're like, oh, there you go, there's a new video.

Yeah, that's another thing. Augie, come. It's the most obvious shit every fucking video. And a lot of the time, it's not actually how a movie should have ended. No. It's just, hear a joke, here's the zeitgeist around a certain movie at the time. So if it's like, I don't know, Man of Steel, it would be like... Look, how... Superman saved someone instead of killing everyone.

Funny joke. Because I'm Batman. I watched them again for the first time and a long time after The Last Jedi came out. Why? Because they obviously... Loads of people have problems with The Last Jedi. Yeah, but why did you go to that video? Oh, because...

Obviously, because of that movie having the fucking, like, equivalent of the French Revolution against it, it actually managed to make it to the recommended videos part on my YouTube homepage. Okay. What was that video like then? Quite good, I imagine? It was horrendous and embarrassing. Horrendous is a word I need to use more. I remember when I went through my phase of using horrendous all the time.

It's a fantastic word, though. And it's a perfect adjective to describe I'm sure that video I haven't even seen it and I'm sure it's apt It's just every Everything Every idea from prequel fans

That you've seen that could have made the movie better Just like pop that in the video With our shit animation That takes about an hour to make They trace all of their art as well Yeah Oh well I'm sure some

One person who's listening really loves them and they're going to get angry but oh well yeah go for it well we're not allowed to have opinions anymore it's just like they've been huge and they still

get lots of views and sponsors and shit for this long and their content hasn't improved because it doesn't need to does it if a channel exists and it's continuously getting views on the same type of content why

for self-respect. Normally when a channel is run by one person and they're kind of doing their thing there's just a natural change that goes through just because of the need of wanting to experiment try different things like my original videos in 2013 are totally different

way worse but you'd hope that six years later there would be at least some kind of improvement or something not the exact same like on the graph like it's just just a straight line yeah it's because for them it's like a business

it's not actually one person it's just this way to money that's the thing and I suppose as far as a business is concerned it's doing it's so it's minimum effort for most profit it's the ideal business and we're idiots for not for not being that to be honest

yeah let's think of our one I've already got screen junk junkies, like, honest trailers, so that market's taken. They've got cinema sins, which is just... It's kind of similar in a way, but even less effort, because they just use the footage of the movie with their, like, commentary.

And, you know, how it should have ended, which actually requires someone. You have to pay someone at the very least to animate. Yeah. That artwork, so... Even then I probably not pay them pain. Why don't we just make... it did end and just animate

how it did actually happen well we should do that yeah but do funny voices and do Batman jokes and yeah I think we're on something I'll let it that out so no one can steal that they've already stolen it

because someone made cinema wins instead of cinema sins and they actually go through movies and say you know yeah there are people that made like um video game Oh god, yeah, you see them. It's just like... Format just does not work for video games, does it?

It's also not funny. Cinema sins ain't funny either. Yeah, exactly. I hate cinema sins. Quite passionately. Is anyone really passionate about cinema sins though? No. Most people dislike their videos, whenever they're talked about anyway.

It's... It's just easy viewing, isn't it? It's just easy viewing, isn't it? They're consistent with what they do, and they're there every week. So there's a new one for their fan boost to watch, so I guess in that sense. It's the type of content I wouldn't watch, even as background noise. Well, I remember when Cinema Sins first came out, they did, it was like Amazing Spider-Man or something. And I remember thinking, oh, this is a fun idea, and I watched a few of them.

And then, like, a couple weeks later, I was like, I border this now and unsubbed. Yeah. Oh, but you and Reuben love Sin Mustins. What? I just described the story. You literally, you and Ruben used to talk about it. Yeah, back when they first started, and it was like, this is a fresh thing, I guess.

Oh, Alex's being cringy. All right. As if you've never done anything cringy or liked anything cringy. No, but I've come to turns with my cringe. So have I? What have I not come to terms with, Jim? The Mocking Cart video that you won't release? He's come to terms with it.

How have I not come to... Okay, Alex has. If I hadn't come to terms with it, I would just be okay with people watching it. So, you haven't come to terms with it then? I'm not okay with people watching it because it's fucking embarrassing, which is admitting and coming to terms with the fact

that it's a bad video. My bad video is out there, yours should be. Yeah, but yours is actually funny. I suppose we talked about this last time, I mean. How are they funny? We talk about it every episode. Is it funny because I'm not very good at English and I make a lot of mistakes? No, it's funny because your improv comedy in those videos is entertaining.

My improv comedy, I don't understand. It's not riding off a trend that's already embarrassing like Minecraft. It was. We're riding off unboxing videos, but it's just going to turn into it. I remember something I'm quite ashamed of. For one of my A levels, I integrated Minecraft into it. one of my like photography things I was like oh did Alex Leo Sing Street

take a real life picture and you editing like a Minecraft foreground or something I hate I hated photography A level so much I only enjoyed it when I was able to incorporate drawing into it or something like that I remember that because there's some of your artwork from that period is like a mix

yeah some of them were good I like some of them and at the time I like those ones at the time though I was genuinely addicted to Minecraft I had just come out on Xbox Live on the 360 And I was like I'm in on Minecraft right now It's all I had on my brain

So it was get home from 6th form Straight to Minecraft Get Mining I remember walking into your room once And you'd had like a day off or something And you just built this enormous castle And I was just like What the fuck?

I found it to just be the most satisfying, calming medication almost in a way. It was like, I don't know. You thought I was a right dweeb when I first played it on PC as well? That's because it was on PC. It wasn't on cool codbox.

The thing about the Minecraft world is at first, because of when we bought it and when we started to do this castle, it didn't have creative mode, so we actually got everything. Well, to me, I never like creative mode in Minecraft, which is where you just have unlimited blocks and you can float around, because I liked

the kind of progression of it. Even though we did use exploitation, like duplication that was right yeah and stuff we kind of had to of how big we fucking made that wow Jesus of Christ one of my greatest accomplishments if I'm being honest at Minecraft world it is incredible like actually like but it has a whole history and a whole story behind it there's different areas it was just the process it was it was my world because I played it the most and gradually people would get home from school and would just like hop onto the onto the world get mine in that there'd be dramas but if you go on the world you can see where

has happened by you see my blown-up house because I decided to move away from you because I was afraid of you steaming my diamonds so I went off. You Jim, Rubin and our friend Matt all had like their own houses and you guys were always sort of warring with each other and you always avoided me.

Yeah, Jim didn't actually. It was mostly James and Rubin. Things didn't change to you. Yeah. Matt was the wild card. Matt was the one who just, he was a catalyst to make him mean, and Reuben angry because he just messed of us both so that we would blame each other.

And that, yeah, I remember the one that really... There was one time where I got angry, so I literally built a tunnel underground in secret for like weeks and then built a house in rid of nowhere just so that you guys couldn't find me. It's like I hated you during that period because I was like, I'm going to go home and make my house so I can move away from them.

Yeah. In my server that I had full control of. But yeah, the embarrassing thing I did for my photography thing was like I just took pictures of buildings and then built like a building in Minecraft and then put the Minecraft building like into the

the photograph that's kind of epic people were doing that now thinking they fucking special because I couldn't think of like anything to do I genuinely really disliked photography so it's like I'm already playing Minecraft

let's just think it like it's so loose in terms of like what you can do with photography so I was like fuck it just Photoshop it in God that sucked

one of my yeah not one of my proudest moments but got to game and work at the same time though I suppose

so I found you guys familiar with um like wikia wikis for fandoms and stuff yes I'm currently on

the ACEpedia yeah but I don't know why I'd never consider before that JAR Media has one? Yes. I think I've seen it. Have you ever looked at it?

I think so. Yeah, it's been fun to do with James like an anime. Um, I wanted to go through and read everyone's Jarmedia wikia entry. Because... No. Where, we're... We've, it's still, like, kind of regularly updated. It's up to date, yeah.

Really? So look. I'll start with me, myself, Alex, alias is, I hit everything, lying punk troll, master of the yingot, farts for eyes and pinkish prawn, relatives Jamie, affiliation, Mars bars. Biographical information, date of birth, 15th of March, place of birth, New Zealand. Date of death, Wednesday. Which one? Physical description, species, only SpongeBob after all. Gender, hater, height, about six foot, weight, around 6,800 flumps, eye colour, farts

And then the description is, Alex hates everything and is the oldest of jar, being at the ripe old age of 24 He is a vegetarian and is known to be a filthy SJW whilst also being sexist, racist and homophobic 100% true He is the creator of the YouTube channel Man Man Boy Man and also owns a choir, they've spelt queer like Q-U-I-R-E in the same way we used to Dog called Argyle the Corgi. Despite his professional appearance on I Hate Everything,

Alex is undoubtedly the strangest jar member due to his extraordinary laugh and his obsession with poo and fart jokes. Alex has been involved in drama with many individuals including the daddy dom of a furry and the gummy bear. Daddy, what? Uh, the cool cat. Cool car, yeah.

Oh. The deterioration of Alex's mental state can be seen in his man-man boy boy-boy-man videos. In 2017, Alex went through a strange obsession with trying to force the rest of J-R to roleplay with him. The saddest day of Alex's life was the 24th of November 2013. The day seemed like any other. He woke up, played some games, and filmed James in the woods. That was until the tragic moment where he turned on the TV only to witness the brutal perishing of Brian from Family Guy.

Alex was devastated. He cried for hours and hours. Not even stealing video game codes from Tesco could console him. At any moment Alex realized, sorry, at that moment Alex realized how dark the world truly was, and he vowed from that day forth he would make his mission to hate everything. Thoughts? 100% true. Yeah, it's eerily accurate.

Who shall I do next? Ruben, Jim or James? Wuban. Okay, let's do Ruben. Ruben. Alias is. Rubu. Booban reviews.

The brown one. The cooking. Relatives. Balmer's cider. Biographical information. Marital status. In a committed relationship with a Horleo body pillow?

Hoorow. Is that a... H-O-R-O. No, W-H-O-R-E-L-O-B-D-O-O-O-O-O-H-O-O-O-O-L-O-B-O-B-E-R-O-W-W-E-R-E-R-E-W-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-R-E-ROW-E-ROTE-E-RIC-E-RIC-E-RIC-E-RIC-E-RIC-E-RIC-E-RICONES. Rubin is one of the three original founders of Jarmedia. He is the Rick to Jamie's Morty. He is a professional chef and has been a devout Christian since childhood. He claims to actually do all the work and wears only black because he's an edge lord. He seems to not give a shit about anything and is probably Rick Sanchez secretly.

Fans like to claim he's a fuckboy, Christian and alcoholic. Much all of which are true. Other than Alex, he talks the most during the podcast. He has a lot to say. due to his severe alcoholism. But unlike Alex, he actually manages to make sense while still being funny with his dry wit. He is the Cholos of the Goof Troop, even though he claims that he is not though. According to the JAR Media channel description, it is certain that he has diarrhea.

He is very violent and once totally 100% for real, hits someone over the head with a champagne bottle. Ruben loves dogs, not just Argyle. He is obsessive 9-inch nails and is an expert in reload animations. Ruben is currently at university studying film and TV production in hopes of becoming a professional shipposter crossed out filmmaker. Thoughts? It's true. James liked that one.

Who's next, Jim? It depends on what mine says. If it doesn't say Jim's the actual mask of the wheeler down make. Okay, let's do you next then, Jim. The picture is. Jamie. Aliases. Jim, Jim Jam, Beast.

Jim Bobbular Realtives Alex Randy and James for a single PussyCast How come you didn't have

Randy I don't know Biographical information Marital status Yes Date of birth 6th July Place of birth

Alex's Goatsy Physical description Gender Unknown Hight 5 foot 7 A.k.a. Short Wait

Approximately 6,000 Freddos. Beast is one of the original founders of JAR media and is the baby Groot slash Rocket Raccoon of the four. He is the original J and JAR because fuck James. He wears a beanie a lot and is Alex's younger

brother. He is a living reload animation and Alex's personal dancing monkey. He loves Guardians of the Galaxy so much, especially Groot. A legend says that he was originally bald because his fucking hair line is lit as fuck nigger.

Wait, wait, hold on. It's what it says. I can't expect it. But he went in an adventure and acquired a smugel wig that he's stapled permanently to his cranium. His reactions to things can easily become the new rage faces. He could be a living meme. He watches Mad Max Fury Road at least three times a week. He is three years.

younger than Alex. He also bullied James on Minecraft when he was younger. What the fuck? We were just talking about that. Yeah, that is weird. And finally let's do James. Okay, I know what I'm expecting. Weep. James, alias is Raleapia, Jarmes and Melfhunter. Relatives, his body pillow. Affiliation, anime. Biographical information, marital status. anime. Date of birth, 29th of December. Place of birth. Rale Reapie has been. Date of death, last week.

Physical description. Species, unknown. Gender, unknown. Height. Quite tall. Weight. Around 0.034 cars. Eye colour, green. James is the proud holder of the award for best dog and worst car of all the jar crew. He tends to hate them He tends to hate most jar memes

Despite making many of them Because he's a grumpy old man He unironically loves body pillows And insists he uses them for medical purposes James is a massive hipster In most aspects of life Particularly when it comes to anime Also is really in love with a cat girl

From some Japanese game And has a statue of it Statistically Statistically James has been absent for the most Jarl cast out of the whole gang due to his disappearances for personal reasons both in 2016 and 2017 and 2018. He met Jamie in year two and they fucking hated each other until year five. He is the most underrated member of the cast by far. He often uses the word cringe the most. It's unhealthy.

Gouse Cannon better than Argar. I love that's very true. I definitely do have the best dog. You were just saying how vicious. is today. It's not talking about my dog. Even the fat detective from Batman Begins has a page on here. Oh really? Yeah. Let's hear that.

I don't know if it has like a description or more just... Just is... Fat Detective from Batman Begins is Jarre's pet fat detective from Batman Begins. He's an incredibly popular member among the Jarre extended cast, largely due to the rarity of his species. Parentheses. As most are owned by Fat Detective from Batman Begins Wars. He quite likes falafel.

Yeah Flossy has a page too Oh hell yeah Flossy was the Labrador dog of Alex and Jamie The pooch passed away from a tumour on the day that he got his new dog Argyle Jha had been meaning to do a Flossy documentary However she passed away before they were able to record enough footage She will be greatly missed

She didn't die of the tumour by the way she was put down Yeah Because she had such a bad one Was it a tumour Yeah Yeah, but I thought she had a disease. God, there's even pages on here I hadn't seen, like, out of context, Alex quotes. Like, here, son, this is what a hard cop looks like.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. Whopes. Hmm. Yeah. They're really bad, aren't they? Like, um, your favorite quote? What's my favorite quote before we end? this bit.

Wait, and tell me your favourite quote. There's one about, like, the sun... What if the sun, like, turned around and went... Boo! Or some shit. Anyway, wait, we'll be back after these messages. Bye! Welcome back to Bordeaux.

Do you remember that quote, by the way, before we move on? I think it's... Sun... This is what an erect cock looks like, or... No, I was talking about something else. I was talking about this time. I... No, you said that.

Yeah, I did say that, but I'm talking about a different one. About, like, I was saying, what if you tunneled to the center of the earth and there was, like, the sun in the center of the earth, and it turned around and said something? Yes, I remember that. Yeah, I remember you saying that. I couldn't see it on the list. I don't remember what the sun said, though.

Yeah, I can't remember. It was probably skidooosh. No, I don't think it was that. Yeah, it was that. It's something that made the quote funny. So this is the second part of the show Well, we just, you know, we sit back No, you don't interrupt me

You don't interrupt me That's not on Sorry, um Onesial So this is I think of what an insult would be regarding the West Germany and East Germany I don't know which one is ripped

So I can't make that insult Anyway We answer questions from the community now If you want to leave your own questions for us to answer, head over to the jail media Reddit where there's a thread where you can ask whatever you want, and we might answer it if it's good enough.

Number one, telekinetic, teleconistic, telekinistic man says... Is that all one word? Yeah, that's his name. I know Alex loves the Lego movie, so I'm curious if you're all freaking hyped for its sequel

or if you're just a bunch of haters. I'm personally not sure about how I feel since since the marketing hasn't been that good but I'll be seeing an early screening next weekend yes Jim look shit okay yeah um haven't I can't say I've been hyped for it because I think that film the original one works great as a standalone piece and doesn't need any explanation you know expansion to its its world but I see obviously why they're doing it's you know a lucrative idea Lego clearly wants plenty of them made and they can sell loads of toys from it um i had no faith and

wasn't really that interested until i saw who wrote the screenplay which was chris lord and and miller or whatever lord and miller t j miller no not t j miller he was in the first one they so yeah so at the very least and i know lego youtube just too good has seen it and he and he enjoyed it Of course he loves Lego already But he also loves film And you know He got a lot out of it So I will see it when it comes out

I sort of appreciate the first one more than I like it Really? Yeah I just don't think the movie's for me But That film's like made for me Yeah But the sequel is looking like

The movie I thought A movie called the Lego movie would be Yeah At the very least It should be visually interesting I like the way they use Lego Yes So you know

They manipulate Lego pieces to Basically create Stop Motion It's weird Within computer By you James You ever seen the Lego movie I saw the beginning of it

Didn't actually see the West there Did you not like it It's like I appreciate it I think it looks really good But it's just like you really like spiderverse though didn't you jim and they're very similar movies um like the lego movie is like a total love letter to lego and in the similar way the lego movies a bit more

you know spider verse is pretty manic as well not in the same way like with the humor a bunch of the humor in the lego movie is just kind of like groan worthy like what like come with me if you want to not die. No, that's a good line. That's funny as not yet. I don't know. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie.

I reckon you, I reckon you're remembering it like you remember How's Chained and Dragon. No. Yeah, Jim. No, because it, I've seen the Lego movie more recently than I've seen, than I had seen. I think that film's really funny. It does have good humor in it. But... Eh

Okay. Well, you're a fucking hater. You know, it's a shame. The one movie I've actually really wanted to see in the last three years. You saw without me. What? Spider-Man? Into the Spider-Earth. I really wanted to see that.

I've never heard you speak about it. No. That's all. Ever. I really wanted to see that movie. Why? Because I posted my own song. No, because it just looked good. Okay.

And the animation looked great. When it comes out on digital, we can come watch it here. Yeah. I will do that. But first you've got to watch Hobbs and Shore. No, that comes out way later. Okay, then. Can we talk about that?

The Hobbs and Shore trailer, for those I don't know, it's like the Fast and Furious spin-off with the Rock and Jason State. They take the two best characters and just make them their own movie. But they're introducing superhumans into the... and Furious universe now and I'm not joking like actual like Captain America enhanced kind of people are they gonna use that to explain how the rock is so OP in those movies or how Vin Diesel can like just fight the rock yeah Vin Diesel he does ridiculous shit as well they jump a car out of a skyscraper and survive

if they if they were if they were willing to have like a whole plot in one of the upcoming movies where they kind of explain you're all tested as children to be superheroes yeah I'd be like okay this is so stupid that I'm kind of into it that last Fast and Furious though it was so bad but oh my god Jason Statham and the walk could just it'll probably be a tiny bit fun probably crap but it'll probably be a bit of amusing I have more hope than I have had for the last few it's because they've got rid of the bad actors all of the bad actors no the rocks in it yeah the rock who has never been in a good movie no he hasn't he hasn't I stand by

that that was my quote I believe no but I said that no I said it first and you were like wait a minute yeah Jim's right again he's gonna have to bounce off Jason who well not was a charisma machine he had he had something okay so maybe it was Jason Statham is genuinely good he's cool every scene in the fast and furious movies he's in that fucking great yeah that baby scene

and the only good scene and the first scene of that one as well and he of course was incredible in the meg so we'll see are you saying that as a joke or do you actually think he was funny he's the only thing that made me not like get furious with it yeah

he's actually been in some actual good movies as well I've never seen crank one and two but they're supposed to be really good transporter either. Okay, the first transporter is pretty good. They're meant to have pretty crazy action, aren't they? Because Jason Statham's great at stunts. I think he was in Lockstock, Two Smoking Bows, I think.

I think that's okay. Volt Tech A.U. asks, thoughts on Ray William Johnson's new podcast? Will there be a crossover with the Yolks? Nah. So have you guys heard about this? He's, like, released a podcast? Yeah, to be honest, I will say,

that every YouTube has a podcast every YouTube. Ray William Johnson, I don't know if you can call me a YouTuber anymore. When was the last time he actually made a video on his, you know, YouTube Ray William Johnson channel? Maybe he does like, I'm checked or anything. I thought he just migrated

to Facebook and was making like normy kind of Facebook mother shareable videos. We probably still does. I think that's what the original vehicle would do is better. I'm sure his podcast is really good though we should try and get him as a guest hmm no don't I've always loved

Ray William Johnson all the stuff he does you know his music is a no I have I used to be a superfan Ray William who do you think encouraged me to be the man I am today maybe my idols who you should you should let influence your life in a good way you didn't influence my life in a good way if you idolize Rayleigh William Johnson first YouTube to get a million... No, wrong. That was Fred, wasn't it? Yep. What did Ray William Johnson do?

He was basically a reaction channel. He was the PewDie Pye of early YouTube. He was. He was the biggest thing. He was the biggest thing, yeah. But I'm just comparing their content. No, I don't mean like that. I mean, they represented the same thing.

Like, this is what YouTube is. Let me notice the weird trend on YouTube where when Ray William Johnson was huge, it was it was reaction content it was reaction videos yeah basically yeah

and that was kind of cool at the time then we transitioned into the we must hate all reaction videos sort of period with grade A making those videos I made a video on it everyone was talking about it with jinx and all that then now we've gone into a new area

where all these YouTubers that have been around so long, they've just started making reaction content too. PewDie don't make gaming videos no more, he makes reaction videos. I mean, what really is the difference between watching videos and reacting and playing a game and reacting? Unless the person playing the game is a pro at what they do, it's pretty much the same thing. Like, that's the reason you watch someone playing a horror game. For them to, like... You could argue that there's slightly more interactivity with a video game.

Not when you're watching someone play. A pew-tiply play-through of a video game is going to be different to yours. Whereas a PewDie-Pie video of, like, him watching a funny Instagram meme. But the Instagram meme is the same no matter where you watch it. But, I mean, it boils down to the same thing while you're watching the video. Yeah, I'm not saying that, like, I'm not saying it's different. I'm saying that now it's cool to do reaction videos again. Yeah.

I even saw KSI's doing them. I saw a video titled something like reacting to random. videos or funny videos or something like that everyone's doing it mm-hmm well I think it's all people have always been doing it because let's be will the majority of the internet didn't care that people were making reaction videos it's only the people actually liked YouTube who did nobody no normie gave a shit about people making reaction videos no so we're talking 30% of the internet we're like oh I'm sad and the rest were just like I'm just gonna go to work

No, they said that, but still went and watched the videos. I know. It's just like, why complain if nobody gives a shit? Because that's what nobody does. Oh, well. It, ultimately, it made no difference to YouTube. No, besides, okay, yeah. It was double standards as well.

Like, just because some people were making reaction videos that were bad, it means that they're not allowed to make videos. But Pudypuy makes reaction videos. His are good, so he's allowed to do it. Yeah. Yeah, it's just how you're perceived, isn't it, in the YouTube sphere? Yeah, it's like the problem that you're complaining about clearly isn't reaction videos. Did you notice how all the people who complain were complaining about black YouTubers?

Systematic underlying racism on YouTube? No video, I hate underlying systematic racism on YouTube. Okay. That will get you to the trending. it would you'd instantly get verified on Twitter as soon as they saw

white 24 year old who knows nothing yeah Ollyholyx says what were some of the most troublesome videos you lot had to record slash make Troulesome

Troublesome yeah The most troublesome part is getting sat down Just the build up to get being sat down down. This question's about our entire career.

So, which was the hardest video to make? We had some issues when we were doing that 100th episode Minecraft cover thing where it was really cold in that field and we're trying to get some good shots. Yeah. And it was so freezing that day.

That was kind of a challenge. But that wasn't difficult because when we got into doing it, we did it quickly. We were able to do it well. The difficult one was Inglorious Beaver Killing Bastards That doesn't count No, that wasn't difficult

It was difficult because you couldn't Go in front of the camera And spread your legs So that the camera looked through your legs Oh yeah I had to do that I had to walk in front of the camera Then James had to replace me in the next shot

Let me tell you that was hard work You ever thought about being an actor James I think the worst The hardest thing about Jai is just trying to work with me that's it every issue with every old skit it's my me I'm the issue

and I'm the one you can't do it no because it's like you can talk normally on the cast or off camera as soon as the camera's pointed at you your delivery just changes to the most bizarre like robotic thing

so you've got to try and catch you when you're not when you're like don't even know you're being recorded by but then what happens to the unboxing videos because that was that me speaking weirdly because I saw I was just like

Because you weren't yourself, you know. You were like putting on a character for the show and that's what made it so insane. Because you're just like, you had nothing to work off so you were just scrambling with whatever popped into your head. That's what made it funny. And now I'm not like that anymore. I'm prepared. Well. Don't make me do it, Jamie.

I can't think of any major... Domestic abuse. Major issues. When I first moved here and there was no... soundproofing that was kind of an issue sounded shit I think doing some of the early reviews was kind of difficult

now we smashed them we did smash them we did have a weirdly good like schedule for those yeah seven o'clock in the morning get up get going I don't know why we did that I don't know we literally had to make the set

do all that then Jim and boom be like I've got all these points bah blah blah blah blah blah got all these what points yeah we'd like brainstormed like Let's talk about our review. That's bullshit. I wouldn't sit on my phone.

Okay, we've been sitting this phone because he's doing... I'm the... I'm the brains of the organisation. What is this huge wet patch on the sofa? You lick the sofa. I can just lick it on stuff. Fucking out. Moonduck 1 asks, is there anything you miss about being children?

No. I swear I've said this before. Being a child is literally worse than being like an adult. I do not regret being a child or teenager. I love being an adult. And I imagine that's probably not what people think. Like, what's good about being a child? There's a nice innocence to being a child.

Yes. Yeah, but if you want something, you can't get it. Now I'm just like, I want that. I'm getting it. No, but as a child, you're, it's nice. You are always wanting things, but it's, it's a different. Nothing matters. The biggest thing on your mind is, how can I,

scheme or sell some video games or some toys so I can get this new thing that I'm looking forward to or you know get a new toy, get a new video game You don't dwell on things so much as a kid No Which is nice

I did If I did anything wrong I'd feel guilt over it for weeks To the point where I'd become Like upset with myself Three months later because I just sang bad I suffered with guilt really badly as a kid So I didn't have that thing of not that. Honestly, as a kid, I was just totally in my own little world.

Pure imagination at all times. Just thinking about dragons and robots and aliens and, you know, what... One of my favorite things to do was, like, give myself projects to build out of Lego. It was like, that's my life. That's my life. now I'm building my own custom pod racer this is what's going to happen I remember that

yeah I was like Jim you play the pod racing PS1 PS2 game so I can it can help inspire me to think of engine designs for my custom pod racer stuff like that I mine wasn't I never experienced that

I never had Lego I had Lego but I never cared about it so I never like sat there I was trying to be creative in that sense I was very much so I'm going to make a waste track out of cars And I have the two cars And they're going to do drift battles That's kind of my childhood

That's kind of what I did Yeah that's still escapism and playing and stuff Do you know what the saddest thing is to me What? It's like how much As soon as people Like Play is so discouraged

Once you get to a certain age Secondary school Even before then People like you know mock it's basically the first to get to the point where it's like they probably have an older sibling or something

who made fun of them and then they're like yeah I'm above that no and then they make fun of everyone in their class and shit do you know how I learned to stop playing to stop like imagining things how you had started going to secondary school and you were like Jim don't play when you get to

secondary school I was like what the fuck yeah he he he taught you it through fear being like Alex no Alex warned me because somebody had made fun of you for for like playing Pokemon or some shit really yeah like in the first week of year seven yeah where everyone's trying to like act cool

I was like fine now I'm gonna play Pokemon I don't give it shit and then everyone belittles you and it's like well I guess I can't play Pokemon anymore so then you told me about that and I was like alright when I get the secondary school no playing I'm gonna sail. How sad is that? Yeah.

That genuinely is really heartbreaking. How old are you when you go to secondary school? Like 12? 11, 12. You're literally still a kid. It's fucking gross. You're still young as hell. Your mind is still developing.

You're still like exploring things like, imagine if... You still love Pokemon? Yeah, you still have Pokemon. You're still like... I mean, that's why I love laughing so much today. Yeah. It's like, it's basically acting. It's what people get so much fun out of like acting.

It's like being something you're not. Why do you think people enjoy it so much? But then, you know, whatever. I remember us in year six, actually. We'd pretend we were like in haylowe and we'd be like in Botthoggs like, when we're on the blooming playground. Yeah, that was our thing. Like, one of us would be the flood.

We don't want a way. It was like, yeah, that stuff's great. And then the soon as we're at school, we're just like, let's hang out of Alex on the cool table. Yeah. With the adults. And that's what we did. That's when our child is.

But everyone's thinking about, man, I just want to be pretending to be a transformer right now, but whatever. I've got to go on my phone and look at cool fight scenes. It makes you become more like insular. Yeah. And you just sort of imagine stuff in your head. You don't talk about it. Yeah, it's lame.

So we're announcing our new show, Mind Games. Where we just play. Creepy would that be like, just the camera point in our desk. It's a pew, pio, pio. I basically do that anyway, to be honest. Yeah, I'm not surprised. When you go to a supermarket in the other trolley, you're naturally drift it. Come on.

I drift my trolley at the supermarket. NGL. Alex, do you? Do I drift trolleys? Oh yeah, he does it go to supermarkets to be able to drift them? I do go to supermarkets. Now I just do it in a natural kind of car, like Harbark-Azainsvries when it's snowy. Crabb...

mangal no crab mango is gone crab says I'm genuinely curious do any of you have an opinion on the character of Motto from Madagascar 2 yes I like how he's used as a tool to teach the lesson that um you shouldn't

you shouldn't just like dudes for the surface level how they look kind of like that's what that character's for and it teaches her that he only wants her for one reason yeah that's what i mean like superfluous kind of surface level attraction and then melman rocks up and he's such a fucking

insol gentleman my lady he fucking runs off don't commit suicide melman that's true melman is a bit of an insale yeah he is Where are those beverages?

Where is that beverage service? Grissy says, Could each of you describe what your absolute nightmare cringe fan interactions would be? What? Can each of you describe what your absolute nightmare cringe fan interactions would be? I don't need to imagine it because I've experienced it. You've experienced it? Yeah.

When? I was at Ruben's like grandmas and like those there were people around there and there was some young kid I think you might have been there as well Jim I wasn't there there was this young kid that was there and I think Ruben's mom came up to me and was like oh this this kid like likes your YouTube or something go say something to him and I like went over to him I was like hello and it's like seriously such a young kid and he was just like do you watch the diamond mine cart I was like

nope I don't think you know who I am so yeah that was a bit I don't think it can happen yeah I don't really I mean if somebody's meeting me it's going to be cringy no matter what

so I mean from that baseline level of cringe it can't go any deeper It's like if you're in a shop and you're buying shopping It's relatively chill Well that happened to us We were at Sainsbury It's chill

And a couple dudes just came up to us And they were like It's like It's like that stuff It's chill It's like I don't think there's any situations I'm in there

To actually make it more cringy If I was in a car mean Someone actually saw me It would be like pretty cool But like Yeah It's not gonna And like a situation

It's not gonna make it Any more cringy Besides the one Your one Because that's very specific that's very like uncommon obviously I think the younger the fan the more cringy, the more cringy yeah

well and there's the one where the guy asked to take a picture with me and I really didn't want to and I kind of I wasn't expecting it yeah you just said no anyway I wasn't rude about it I was like I'd really rather not man I tried not to you know I spread my face

this was before I'd shown my face would you have done it now I might have I think did those dudes Sainsbury's take a picture with us Us for here Yeah It's just like

My face is everywhere anyway It's like Yeah To me at least But I mean No matter how cringy it is Fucking whatever That's pretty sweet

If somebody Yes I always appreciate it Yeah it's nice I just think Whenever I'm with you though I don't know if they're The Jal fans or IG fans Yeah

I don't know if They even know who I am That's where I just sort of stand there and don't say anything. Yeah, I'm the same. So it's just like, I don't want to introduce myself. I don't want to be steaming Alex's thunder. Yeah. Brian Deathstein says, question for Argi.

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Come here. Come here, boy. Come here. Come here, little baby. Up here. Come on, climb on. Be part of the show. Now one more time. Uggy, look at me. Bebo, Dibby-Dibby Dosa. Yeah, yeah, he's licking my hand. That means yes. Good boy. Ah! Oh, speaking of, actually.

Las Angles says, Alex, why are you comfortable showing your face on job, but not IHE. Why do you think that is? You're bitch. It's because it's like it makes doing the cast a lot more difficult, I think, having you off the camo over different mind. Yeah, it was always a pain in the ass on job.

And here it's just like, with this setup, it'd be horrific, with how we have, like, no. Yeah, I'd have to sit over there and you'd always be looking off camera. It doesn't really work for a podcast. But, um, I feel like it, it separates you here from IHE on IHE I'm so exaggerated on that channel Yeah

Like most of the time people get angry with me on that channel This is the raw Alex This is his true form When people get furious at me for things I say on IHE And I see like comments of people Like really mad at things I've said You don't want to add your like actual looks for that Because I'll just find a way to insult you

Because of your... Yeah it becomes out something else It's just like yeah The grain of salt though Jesus Christ It's like god damn it like people get so angry over the shit I said about anything yeah you can't

I can't win either way when I when I'm like okay I'm gonna stop with like trying to be funny you can I'm just gonna try and make actual points and it's like no this is why every point in your video is complete hypocrisy okay I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna go try and be humorous then that was fucking shit and unfunny where's the substance

like you know it just gets to a point where I say fuck it I'm just gonna do whatever I want to just just never say a bad thing about how lame kingdom hearts is too late I made fun of it in our gaming video so

I called it cringy but like it is though it is cringy and that's why people love it it also

is really lame and stupid and a little bit yeah but you like metal gear we all like

something dumb like that yeah metal gear is stupid but it it's sure ain't lame it's It has lame elements.

But we need to mention this one, and it's going to piss James off by hernika. Sishi Fishi says, I just saw on Letterbox that pretty much all of you have seen and rated the Kung Fu Panda trilogy. And I'd like to ask, can you just speak on how underrated complex and emotional the second one is? You have to thank Yelma D'Otorio and Charlie Kaufman for giving a shit about Kung Fu Panda enough and Dreamworks letting them experiment. Zimmer and Powell's music and Gary Oldman are the definite standouts. No shit.

Yeah, Kung Fu Panda 2 is like a masterpiece of animated movies. It's so underlooked. People think it's stupid and garbage because, you know, the name. I think the name really does the most damage. The name and the trailers for the first movie. DreamWorks trailer is always bad. They're always bad. But it sells the movie, so.

Genuinely, if you don't believe, watch Kung Fu Panda 1 and 2. I need to rewatch three because I can't really remember it. Yeah, I need to watch it for the first time. Genuinely, that film is actually brilliant and has way more going on than you'd think. And multiple times, those heartstrings, it's playing them like a goddamn banjo. It's excellent, yeah.

That's another episode, I think, guys. Kungu Pandora shit. Kung! James is the general audience. who sees it and thinks it's bad. Anyway, thanks for watching everyone. We'll see on the next. I want to say thanks to the patrons, because James forgot to do that.

Did he fucking... Yeah, he fucking forgot. What's the fucking point? Thank you for the patrons over Patreon for... It's too late. It's too late, they're all gone. ...and helping this become a reality. Um...

Alright, I'm the only host for now. Yep. That's fucking shit. We do that then. Thank you.