JAR Media Posdact - Emotional Support Spidercrab - Corncast 20

Episode Date: December 14, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night ladies and gents and welcome to corncast number 20 i'm your host alex joined as always by hmm the human torch the human torch you're gonna who is that he's just here with us it's someone jamie i don't know okay hello it's me the human torch we got the halo follower himself reuben i've been following halo in my whole life and last but at least the dad from inside out James? Good afternoon. Before we get too deep into the episode, let me shout out the patrons.

And if you want your name read out in the patron segment in the middle, head over to our Patreon. Check it out. It's been a crazy week, guys. The jar dock is absolutely stuffed. It's stuffed full like a Christmas turkey, you know? It's absolutely exploding at the scenes. Did you put semen in a baster and then just... What about the movie?

like a movie about the guy from Avatar the the army guy What's that movie actually called? Yeah Don't breathe Is that him? Don't breathe, yeah Yeah, yeah

Pretty fun movie Let's do some housekeeping then Before we get into the topics of the day The topics of the week Last episode The background footage was like Dark Souls gameplay And I knew I knew this was going to happen

It was inevitable Fucking Dark Souls Of course It's going to annoy gamers Right So a lot of the comments Were just like Criticising your

gameplay, Jim, while you were playing it, like your load out specifically in the way you're playing. And I wanted to give you a chance to defend yourself, you know? Yeah, let me hear it. Kaz has a pretty biting one. Jim complains about Dark Souls 2 endlessly, but he plays Dark Souls 1 in the most milk-toast way possible, lull. And let me read the other one for you, come back at them, Jim. Bon Csies says, absolutely disgusted by the newbish Dark Souls 1 gameplay.

I mean, come on, hard leather armor, straight, sword, R1 spamming, pinwheel mask, grass crest shield, and worst of all, shield hugging? Can you get any more noob meta gamer? If you're going to play the worst souls game, at least play it good, unsubbed stars. Okay, no, first of all, this is like my 30th playthrough where I'm just doing like a dummy build. It's just like playing through the game for the fun of it. I'm not looking to do some... You were recording a podcast at the same time. Yeah, he doesn't have that with you.

Well, I wasn't trying to. I was just playing the game and talking about Star Wars. I hate that shit specifically with Dark Souls. Because I remember when many moons ago, Ruben and I were playing Dark Souls 2 on the channel. And people were saying the same kind of shit. But you know, Dark Souls 1 doesn't even have an omnidirectional rolling, man. Like, it feels... That's what I was going to say.

Yeah, it feels like track. to sort of play like you would in say Dark Souls 3 sort of risking it a bit you know I was just trying to chill and do it do a bit of a different build relying on old strategies I mean in our defense our Dark Souls three play-throughs did get pretty abstract towards the end just like yeah why are we doing this don't even our latest Dark Souls 1 um playing of like we mix shit up yeah I didn't really just because I was playing the game like that in that episode doesn't mean I play it like that every time you have to be sure that

you know you appease the Dark Souls the what police because they're always there yeah also that game a different way to how they you know say you can how is how I play Dark Souls 1 anything to do with the quality of Dark Souls 2 as well yeah you're picturing a line graph or whatever and the two lines just don't ever meet yeah yeah exactly Last episode I was recording on a newish kind of setup and I made

the mistake of turning my head to look at the monitor so most sentences kind of ended like this so you couldn't really hear a lot of the shit I was saying so a fair few of the comments are about that and hopefully that won't happen It's all right you didn't miss anything insightful Shame on you Oh yeah

Insightful was missed I was just talking about the Clone Wars from memory So James this Let's end this section on one for you. B-W-W-W-WP. By Windows XP Autumn Wallpaper is a superior choice. It's quite a good name. Recently, one of my favorite ASM artists, P. P. P. P.omo?

Made an I-exam-A-S-M-R, and I had to check it out because of James. Good shit. James knows what's up. I do. I've got the knowledge. I've got the wisdom. I just still think it's all very weird and horrible. That's because you haven't seen the light. I don't. I will never. You will one day. Speaking of gamers being horrible, there was something I read that it kind of annoyed me and upset me.

It was a horrible thing that gamers have done regarding, I don't know if you guys saw this, so cyberpunk obviously came out in the last week. And some games journalist wrote an article about the epilepsy kind of. The game basically caused her to have an epileptic fit. And the response from the minority of gamers was just really horrible. sending videos like designed to trigger the uh a fit like sending it to her and stuff like this so it's so lame because games is like so much fun in there it's so like innocent like it on paper really a lot of the time i don't know why it always has to go to that that kind of level

it's not it's not even a critique of the game it's just saying look i have epilepsy maybe they need to do something about this you know and for the record they've already patched it out the epilepsy stuff but like i don't know why people people feel the need to like they're excited for a game so they tie this this title made by a rich company to their soul they tie it to everything they are and if you say anything bad about it then your your scum that deserves to have a seizure yeah i just don't and yeah obviously it is it's not the majority of people most people are just silent observers but yeah that group of crazies that just get that just goes in is very upsetting but we've been playing the game or three of the

four of us have i've i've only just done the very very sort of intro section so i can't really comment in any depth and obviously no spoilers anything like that but what are your guys initial thoughts of cyberpunk pretty cool yeah obviously the big news is that it's like fucked uh yeah especially on the old gen consoles which i was anyone but that that seems so predictable to me that that was going to happen that doesn't i almost i almost have no sympathy for them Because I'm like, it's a seven-year-old console. I don't know what. Maybe it shouldn't have been released on the old consoles,

but, you know, unfortunately, cyberpunk has to be that next-gen title that everyone's angry about because it doesn't look how it does on the other one. And they, yeah, they wouldn't want to abandon it because of that install base. There's so many playstations out there, like, it'll be stupid to not,

but if it's as broken as it looks like it is in ways, it's not really on, is it? yeah i've seen gameplay and stuff and the main issue to me is that like this game was advertised as an xbox one piece four game yeah you know it it was obviously announced and stuff way before the new consoles were um and that was its like primary install base so for it to to be as bad and i've watched like a i've skipped through an an 11 minute game play thingy from Xbox One and dude it looks so bad. I think I've been made cynical as I've become more just like a part of playing on a PC and I'm just like I don't know what the fuck do you expect I'm just like that about it but then yeah no it was advertised as a PS4 Xbox one game it was first advertised seven years ago. I don't think anyone's expecting it to like be on par with like the best PCs out there or anything just to run run so they can play it yeah and even on PC though it like it runs like it runs runs but it's like it's a bit of it's still fucked like it's still fucked uh I was

I don't remember because I didn't play the Witcher 3 on release but apparently that game was pretty fucked when it first came out um I don't know I didn't play it loads when it first came out I played it a bit and I remember thinking this game looks really good and I mean it probably would have been in like 45 frames per second or something or a variable 30 to 45 but I got it around the same time as you and I want to say it was a week or so after the release The Witcher that is Because James got it

Yeah Attached to his account at the time Yeah I didn't even know Was it buggy or anything Because I never played The Witcher 3 When it first came out So I don't remember

When it first came out on Xbox There was bugs Like the horse was especially Broken around that time So like the bugs I'm seeing Just seem to be the type of Project Red just bugs at launch Eurojank

it's it's it's cyberpunk is way worse than yeah it is the witcher release right like nothing game breaking but especially when

I was playing on the the monitor but I was playing on a extra wide screen monitor and it I if I was ready to say this game is like totally fucked like I was considering

getting a refund it was that bad was that just because it didn't have ultra wide support or something no it does but the game was was running like absolute trash and and for some reason using that monitor made the bugs go like just batch it wow yeah like patched that yet because surely i don't know um well yeah one of the patch notes i read was regarding that i don't know actually i can't seem to find it i thought there was something in here about yeah i read through the patch notes i didn't see anything about ultra wide but it was

straight, I just assume now that I'm using a different monitor that it was simply my PC couldn't handle the, uh, the resolution of that monitor, because now I'm playing on a 1080p monitor, for the most part, it's fine. Yeah, I'm sure this is going to be a case of, I might like just wait a month, because the games will be way more smooth by then. I don't know, I'll see if I can resist, but I feel like I've got to mentally prepare myself for games like this sometimes. That's my thinking though because I could I can right now play it on Xbox 1

but by seeing it I'm not going to it would make my experience worse by playing it on that console now. I'm not fussed about seeing stuff I'm not watching game play I'm not watching spoilers I'm not seeing any of it so when I play it in possibly like nine months time I'm going to have a great experience because there's

the bugs there'll be less bugs and it's just going to be a whole yeah it's just like there's no point if you're in the position now when you can play it, there's no point playing it until you get the next generation of console. If you're waiting for the next generation thing, what if you're getting

an Xbox or PlayStation 5, by the time you get one, let's say you're a Christmas person. There's probably going to be two more hot fixes out by then. Yeah, yeah. At least two. Yeah. Anything about the game itself

that you want to comment on or? Like the story? So far, like the story and the characters and Keanu's funny He's really funny actually Yeah I've played so little I haven't even got to Keanu yet But apparently that

He's just got some great lines He was like having an exchange On mine where he's They're talking about some girl And he rates and he just says Six out of ten His Miani body isn't it's so stupid How's his performance by the way

It's probably his best performance I've ever like seen anything Yeah So weird at speaking anyway It's just so, it's like, yeah, well, you know, this is how Keanu Reeves speaks, and he is, he's being funny. He's like a rock star, isn't he? Like, in universe. He's a rock star terrorist.

Yeah, that is a big year. Yeah, and it, I don't know, because you think of Keanu Reeves, you don't think of this, like, he's pretty disgusting in the game. Yeah. Oh, really? And, yeah, he's like a gross, horrible man. Mm-hmm. And I don't know, he just plays it perfectly. That's what I like about Keanu, where I don't like about someone like The Rock, you know,

where it's literally in his contracts where I can't play baddies. I need to keep my image clean. At least an actor's job is to play characters. Yeah, I mean, Arnold had that whole thing. You know, he didn't want to be the Terminator. And then he was the Terminator and it's his most iconic role to date. Yeah, exactly. I'm sure.

Story wise and everything so far, it's on part, if not. better than The Witcher through. Yeah, so far I'm more intrigued than I was with The Witcher. But I think possibly a prior knowledge thing, not having to have much prior knowledge. And also I just enjoy cyberpunks, obviously not just the game, but the whole cyberpunk genre. But the pacing as well, like, it's just so much snappier. The Witcher came out back when like Angry Joe style video games were sort of praised as the peak where everything just had to be. 600 hours.

Yeah. But so I like the whole, I just like cyberpunk as a genre. It's criticisms of capitalism and the world and technology and not even necessary. It's criticisms, just more, look, you can just see funny parallels between cyberpunk,

which is obviously really extreme and everything is really hypersexualized and hyperviolent. And then, you see little similarities between that and today. I can't think of any now, but when I'm playing, I like nod, like, oh, yeah,

yeah, there's like truths in it. You know, the way people modify their bodies and stuff. That's how... Transhumanism. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm sure we'll keep up on that one as the weeks go by. It's so bloody long, I mean, it's going to take a while.

Yeah, I've barely done anything in it, and I've been playing it for late. I've played quite a few hours. What's your logged hours on... Well, on G-O-G, it says 19 hours and 14 minutes, which is probably about right, because it came out on Thursday, and I've been... Yeah, that's probably about right. I've been busy, so... Apparently, I've hit 24 hours already.

on that's what it says on Steam I don't know how much of that is just like paused yeah I've left mine yeah but I haven't done a huge amount of the main story yet I've yeah I think I've gotten to the point where the game opens up quote unquote you know I could say I could comfortably say that

but yeah it's just it's actually quite overwhelming you're like oh do I there's a lot of stuff that I could do right now what the fuck should I do because I watch like nothing about the game I'm still not sure what the scope of it truly is so It's big, pretty dense. Yeah, but, like, in people's minds, it was really blown out of proportion, I think. Like, the blood from the Witcher is, like, strong in cyberpunk.

You know, they're clearly relatives, and I think a lot of the design is borrowed from the Witcher. So in terms of design, it's super similar. Like, you got your main quests, you got your side quests, and then there's, like... gigs, which are... Yeah, the side... side quests, and then there's just like the equivalent to the question marks around the map. All right. And also, just your inventory screen, the leveling, a lot of the UI is really, you know,

which is like totally, it's to be expected, you know, Project Red, you know, they're not going to change their UI, really, because they're like, well, yeah, this is how we do it. Like, it works. I was curious about, you know, at the very beginning when you're making your character, you've got like three choices for your backstory. Yeah. Does that, like, drastically change the beginning of the game, or is it more of, like, a back-end thing? I'm not sure.

I was thinking about this, because it would a bit, but I don't know if it means that you meet. I'm not sure what parts of it stay the same across all three of them, basically. Yeah. Well, speaking of games, it was the Game Awards the other day where they announced something I'm pretty high at four. Arc 2 featuring Vin Diesel. Gosh, is that what that was? Yeah, you can't see that. I saw it, but I was like, what the fuck it is this?

Well, yeah, like, Arc Survival evolves like a survival game, right? Yeah. Even is this? And why is Vin Diesel involved? It makes it so confused. But before we get too into this, did any of us watch the game or what? No. No.

Yeah. It, it, it seems kind of embarrassing. So can I just confirm? Arc Survival Evolved is getting a sequel. Finn Diesel is in the sequel Yes Like mocaps in every part

No but is it just me Or that mocap Like animation they showed Like looks really bad I didn't see it Should I look at it right now I have a look Yeah

I guess I mean when I think of Jank I kind of think of arc We tried to do a corn cups In that arc remember We did We tried to actually I

Before we actually tried to do the episode I actually played that game for about seven odd hours trying to make a set I was making a set in this fucking game it is the worst game I've ever played like I met the UI

the gameplay everything about it is just jank it's fucking terrible how this game actually got popular is beyond me why it's getting a sequel with Vin Diesel that's just flacking blows my mind it's hugely popular I think it's getting like a TV series

as well so we must be something about it What, what though? It's like you can't even get into the game. You can't even like join the lobby of your friends. That's how fucked it is. Yeah, it's getting... I've got to admit, like, there is a bit of a gap in the market

for the like, dino-killing sort of, you know, tour-rock kind of games. There hasn't been something like that unless I'm missing something huge. You know, that's the kind of thing. I see someone like riding a dinosaur on the cover of a game. I've got to admit, I'm kind of interested. And when you load up arc survival evolved, it's not really what I'm asking. In other news, though, and this was really weird, I thought. Mass Effect, the Game Wars ended on a Mass Effect trailer, not saying like a new game or like a title or anything.

It was just like, yeah, Mass Effect will continue, is what it ended on saying, which is a bit like no shit. I hadn't actually, I hadn't watched it. I'm watching it now. I'm kind of annoyed by it, honestly, because I feel. like they've missed their chance to do this you know yeah it's like you can't just ignore and now you're on the other end of it

like people already upset after mass effect three yeah you know and then andromeda on top of it and now this and Casey Hudson just left by away again they should have just not released um

andromeda and they should have just done this trailer like two years ago and released a game like next year just like let mass fat be dead for eight years it's fine Under that instance, I could imagine it being more exciting, but I was just like, what, so you're just going back now? They, like, show the N7 logo again. What are they doing? They're trying to do our, like, they're just trying to, yeah, they're trying to act like it didn't happen.

It's like Halo Infinite, just being like, look, it's 117 guys, and so, no, you already fucked it twice. Shut the fuck up. We don't trust you. And honestly, what chance does it have now in this landscape? They kind of led it to the wayside for too long with Mass Effect. Like, if a game like MassFet 3 came out today, it would not be as impressive, you know? No, it wouldn't. They'd have to really do something to modernize it a bit more.

So is this a sequel, that this isn't... But Liara is literally in the trailer, so... That's the art, that is actually Leara. Like, it looks exactly like her, right? I wasn't sure if it was just, like, another Asari. The base model looks so similar. Because at first I thought that is Leira, then I was like, nah, it's probably just a fucking Asari or something.

Yeah. I don't know. It's just like, I can't get that excited. It's not an exciting review. And they already said this on N7 Day anyway. They said they're doing it. They're working on a new Massaphate. I just don't care because it's, I just don't care. You know, maybe I'll care in a couple years. If they show off something, I'm like, okay, that looks like Mass Effect 3, 2, like the continuation of 2 and 3, not awful Massifite Endromeda. That trailer irritated me though, because it's like, no, you You can't just have Learra look at like a sun on a frozen planet and smile and have a little thing and make everything okay. You can't just do that. It's not okay. Fuck you still. It seems really like desperate. Wait, you James, any thoughts on Mass Effect?

Is it just dead now? It's, no, it's dead. I think the landscape changed a lot post-witcher and Mass Effect just doesn't belong anymore. And John Wooder was an attempt to like grasp that what made Mass Effect special, but that It felt more like an attempt to grasp what Ubisoft had been doing for a few years. It seemed like they wanted to go back to the ideas of Mass Effect 1, where it's all about like planets and the big open maps and stuff.

But the execution was so fucking bad. And also Mass Effect 1 is the worst one in the trilogy. Well, the white thing to do with the Mass Effect's franchise is remaster 2 and 3, remake 1. So then 1 is an actual, it's like the same quality. see gameplay wise as 2 and 3 so you could just have a decent trilogy Yeah

Yeah they should just give it Given it the Mafia treatment But they won't They'll just release it with better textures Or some shit Like they were saying they're going to No more so I reckon like the Resident Evil tech

I don't know why more companies Don't try that Because that way Like you don't have to make a new IP And you can just rely on the good stuff In the previous game But you can just modernise your game Yeah

But they're doing it really well, though, because they're kind of inter-splicing the old games with new stuff, too. Like, you did have Resident Evil 7, you're getting Village that's coming out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're actually doing it very well. They're really intelligent. In fact, they were probably what? No one else had really tried to do that the way they had until... Well, there was a trend of, like, re-releasing games and remaking games to a certain degree, but...

Never like that. Yeah, a huge, like, not even just a recent game. skin. They just remake the game from the ground. No, but it's the best way to appreciate the original game, because you've still got the original game. You've still got all the things that made that special, but you've got a new rendition which gets new people in, and it's like

a, it's just appreciation for the original one. And I never gave a shit about Resident Evil. That's just like, yeah, that looks cool. I didn't finish it, but I still respect it a lot. Yeah, I'd never finished a Resident Evil before and two, it really got me. Because ever since Dead Space died, I've really

want it. And obviously, there's a lot of Resident Evil DNA in Dead Space. So, yeah, it all made sense and came full circle. I played some of seven. In fact, I nearly finished seven with Jim, but then they didn't, and then Jim finished it. Seven is really good. Two is the best horror game I've ever played, though. Like, no hyperbole.

The biggest announcement from the Game Awards that got me excited was this game the Callisto Protocol, which is being directed by the guy who directed Dead Space 1, so there's a good chance it could be like a spiritual succession. successor thing in the way to quickly look at what was announced because I didn't there wasn't that much and the last of us two like won every award much to the chagrin of a lot of people that it is boring it's incredibly boring the last list gets everything yeah but like I was looking at the lists of like the competition that like it wasn't really the best year for these

kind of games that they talk about okay so there wasn't a great deal really announced the game awards just cinematic trailers for that game everyone's obsessed with at the moment among us yeah and at the same time of the game awards happening Disney Disney did this huge drop of like the next yeah that was really lame years of of content I guess like a thousand years Rick and Morty just sort of like that joke but like for real and I don't know how to feel about it it's it's a bit much I think this approach You know, it's like as soon as they find something that works for them, they just double, triple down. They had so many fucking zeros to it.

It's like, Christ, you just managed to get Star Wars into a place where people are starting to feel a bit happier about it with the Mandalorian. And the whole appeal of that to me is the way it was kind of contained and like a lot of the bullshit wasn't bleeding in. But now we're getting, we already knew about the Obi-1 show, but it was announced that Hayden Christensen is coming back as Darth Vader, whatever that means. I don't really understand. Are they doing like flashbacks? Are they? Yeah, no idea about that. Cassian Andor for Roe 1 has a...

We might finally get to find out about that business on Cantonomodia. I really want to find out about that business on Cantononodian, man. Flashbacks to Cornwall's time could work. They might have to de-age... I don't know, you and McGregor still looks pretty fucking good, to be honest. Hayden Christensen, they can definitely make look young very easily,

probably just with makeup. Yeah, I'd be down. I'd be down with that if it was done right. Yeah, I could live with that. It's Cassian Andor show, who was, like, the guy from Rogue One. I don't know. Like, is that really necessary alongside Asoka, a Lando show that's being made? It was announced, there was a trailer, actually, for The Bad Batch, which is, like, a Clone Wars show.

That looks all right, actually. Patty Jenkins, director of both the Wonder Woman movies, is. doing the next Star Wars movie in 23 called Rogue Squadron again I don't know what that means and I just find it funny how all the stuff they're obsessed with making the time period of Star Wars they're obsessed

with making more content and it's all the stuff they didn't make basically the only one that they made is Cassian really because they're so that all those new shit they made like no one wants to see again well it's like hey it's like 3 for 3 in Halo just like no one cares stop it but I'm not interested.

And also a Taika Wattiti Star Wars movie as well. That's just all it is. I guess they're writing off his name to try and get that project in the good books too. I mean... Do you think about how much Hollywood talent is being sucked up into Star Wars and Disney right now? 25 projects over the next 10 years that are like huge Disney, Star Wars, Marvel, whatever fucking things. That was... In Marvel and Star Wars, there were 25 new things.

They said 10 Star was 15 Marvel over the next 10 years. And then there's a load of Disney live action and animated things. I was just thinking about, man, Disney is just going to end up being the only company making films. And, yeah, I was reading they've passed 85 million subscribers on Disney Plus. So it's just, God damn, is it making money? Eventually, they're going to realize that they don't have a responsibility to provide anything in the way of variety and that they can just feed, like, utter bollocks to people.

I mean, they already are doing that with things like Moulon, but they're going to realize they don't bother making anything good. I was really into the kind of trajectory Tycho Wattiti was going on just starting as this little indie filmmaker and then you made Thor and I guess he's just been adopted into the Disney thing now

and his episode of Mandalorian was good but I don't know if I like need this much fucking Star Wars like what I mainly want is I want the Mandalorian to just be really fucking good and I want like Fall and Order style games yeah I tried that

that space game squadrons whatever it's called oh yeah what was I like I think it would be fun in VR but you can't go into third person and that's how I like experiencing those kind of games

so I couldn't really get into it and the multiplayer was like fucked when I played it like the balancing and everything everyone's already played it for so long so jumping into a game like that you just get screwed up Yeah, I don't know. And another fucking thing there now, it's the final Indiana Jones. Like, what are you doing?

Like, I thought that they already tried this. They already tried this. And Harrison Ford is coming back for a fifth movie. Just let it die. Pretty old now. What could they possibly do? They've already done the sun thing. He's 78. How are you going to do an action, a serial action? action movie with a 78 year old is the main character

Is Shia Lebooth coming back? No, he's being sued for sexual battery right now, so Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did see, didn't it? Wait, really? I hear about that. Yeah, and he said, um, he just said Yeah, I did it.

Um, sorry, shit, he's everyone. Yeah, that dude is fucked up. He just said, uh, what was it? He said, he said he's got no excuse. He's hurt. He hurts himself and everyone around him or something. yeah oh my god

it's pretty fucking yeah but yeah Star Wars it Indiana Jones yeah I can't

why does Harrison Ford keep coming back I thought he hated doing this kind of shit yeah they'll bring back Connery is dead oh

oh yeah fuck well how do you feel about the Star Wars thing Jim because apparently they've even designed there's like

there are two spin-off shows the Asoka show and like another one that apparently at some point are going to be integrated into like a Mandalorian thing so they're really doing it they're actually doing it

and I don't know what is it with the universes yeah can I just watch one TV show that it at best has a couple nods in an entire season two nods or something I was want to watch all of it yeah I was talking to Alex

about this exact thing last time I saw him like with TV shows there's so much like cliffhanger shit already but now you're gonna have like shit teasing other shit like cliffhangers for other TV shows like when the fuck does it end

yeah and you get into problems where like like Darth Mall in the Clone Wars for example his arc is finished in Rebels which is like a different show different art style yeah yeah that's just not satisfying it's really not I don't like that

shit and then you fall into the other risk of like what if the Asoka show like sucks you know well it's like they did that with um the Netflix Marvel shows where it's like they did daredevil daredevil was really awesome you know it was it was well it wasn't it wasn't amazing but it was like pretty good you know and it was like cool to see yeah okay um with good fight scenes and shit that kept it going and then they were like was Jessica Jones the next one was that Jessica Jones was the next one and the first season was good. Not because of Jessica Jones. Yeah, David Tannin carried that show.

And then you had, I don't remember if it was Luke Cage or the Iron Fist guy that came next, but they just sucked. And I just didn't, I didn't want to watch any of it. I didn't even watch Jessica Jones because I watched it a bit. Yeah, Luke Cage is when I checked out. And then I tried to watch Daredevil Season 3, but it started off like at the end of that other show that was. like the group project the defenders and that was going to say next so then by that point you're like i just don't there's no jumping on point anymore if you want to watch the defenders you have to watch iron fist jessica jones and luke cage and maybe even punisher if you want a bit more yeah it has to be

good and i don't know punisher wasn't very good spreading it so thin yeah so that's sort of my concern as well i just well i mean it's disney it's such like an obvious uh way of dominating people's evenings. They want to dominate any where TV flow used to exist. Now it doesn't, but Disney want to have a TV show for every day at the fucking week. They want you to be watching their bullshit every day. They watch other stuff. You watch our stuff, okay? They're doing like a

Buzz Lightyear origin Chris Evans. That's the voice of the real Buzz Lightyear. Yeah, what does that mean? Like the man, the man that Buzz Lightyear is based on, apparently. It doesn't make any sense in the Toy Story world because it story is like our world is pretty much but the toys talk and his name was just buzz light year yeah he was just named after buzz aldron the real moon man yes it's just it's just too

fucking much like god damn it and then they'll abandon that when that doesn't work so i fucking just have and loads of it won't be released ever yeah probably it was really annoying because i saw a tweet about the obi one thing and it just had like an 11 second clip so I was like what's this gonna be then I click on it it's just a logo it's just a fucking why even bother yeah they love doing this do you remember when like the Batman v Superman thing was announced yeah just the logo wait that's all they need to do to get people excited now well this it all came out because of like an investicle wasn't it so it was gonna come out either way mm-hmm yeah it is just

so fucking much they want people to just I'm just like how much can they possibly spread out of that section at Star Wars. It's like... Fall on order, man. Yeah. Full on order was awesome. I've been playing that again recently. I was as well.

It just sort of irritated me this time around. Because I just rushed through the story the first time because I just didn't want it to be spoiled by YouTube thumbnails. So I was doing the extra stuff and having a good time. Yeah, it is annoying. Like, right, as I was starting to feel good about the Mandalorian, they dropped this. just nothing can be self-contained

whatever everyone is the you know that like everyone in the world now is basically the Reddit like hype face guy or whatever I can't even want to say that particular about everything I'm not sure if it's even the poggers face because I think it's yeah it's not poggers

it's a different face it's the other one but yeah everyone is that everyone is the typical Reddit or is it enthusiast or enjoyer or the stupid fucking meme everyone is that everyone is like just hype about everything Yeah, and I feel like with the Hayden Christian thing, Christensen thing specifically, I'm a bit like, you've got to prove like why this is going to work a bit more, like conceptually.

Because I'm down with the Ewan McGregor. I've got no doubt that he gets stuff. Edding Christensen hasn't proven himself to be a good actor. Yeah, I, yeah. He's not been directed by anyone particularly good yet either, but he's not proven himself to be a good actor. so yeah it's all very in typical style as fashion very fan services so they just want to get people back on board and basically just to get people to forget about their trilogy it seems i don't know well i think most people already fucking have i don't think about it is hayden christensen not coming

back as doth vader yeah yeah that is the way they phrased it and i i don't so he's just going to be in the suit and then they're going to have uh what's his face doing the voice Right? Yeah, I don't... This is what I mean, I'm a bit confused by what this actually entails, but... As long as the fans are happy. Yeah. Maybe they'll rec on some shit and make it so that he didn't get burned to shit immediately.

And then they can have a bit more face time for him and, I don't know. That's it. I'm going to have a rant about Star Wars. I really, really have just noticed that Star Wars episode run race is a part of EA access. 17's excited it's fucking terrible oh my god they re-released it didn't they no this is like the original

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Humans have bred dogs to create dogs for certain jobs. How would we breed crabs to do jobs? Thank you. Crabbs feel like such a... They're kind of limited by how primal they still, not primordial. It's not like a thing where loads of different creatures all just wound up evolving into crabs

or something because they are just, they're just quite good on like an evolutionary. Can't they only go sideways though? I guess. I'm right. James is a dream animal. Yeah. They can own drift.

Yeah. No, they are. I've seen some videos of just them doing things and they're, they are just impressive. Well, they've essentially got hands. Yeah. Like, we'd have them doing office jobs and shit. Typing on keyboards.

They're good at holding things and like breaking things. They'd be good for like, um, like, uh, logging. Like going out into the woods and cut. down trees. Yeah, we probably would. We probably mold it so they have like chains or like pincers or some shit. It's not good. My problem with this question is that I find it hard to engage with

because most of the animals we domesticate are mammals. I think that's a huge thing with like humans. We can relate to mammals. I find it very hard to relate to a crab. I'm kind of disgusted by them. Yeah, they're inherently scary, you know.

So those big crabs too are like they're not. Bider crabs. Man. If we had domesticated them, then surely there'd be loads of like, instead of horses, it would be like sideways giant crab. Sorry, I'm just reading here. Yeah, how would you ride a crab? I'm just reading something.

You just have to design it so it goes the other way. But what if it decides to walk the other way? Yeah, what if you put roller skates on it, doesn't it? Wheels or its legs or something. But, like, surely the problem is, if they were giant ones, they would be like an apex predator. Like, surely they'd just kill us. They'd be very... Because imagine if they're exoskeleton,

if they were even bigger than they are, it'd be quite tough to, like, pierce that, I feel. Yeah, military crabs. Yeah, they'd have military crabs. It'd be like, they wouldn't be biped or they'd be... What do they again? How many ways do they go? Have they...

They've got, like, five on each side? Or do they have six... Five on each side? Let me just Google... But surely, you're just like, you wouldn't need a tank. Just sending crabs. Just an army of crabsters of all men.

Way cheaper. Yeah. Wait, I'm just Googling a picture of the crap. And what's going to horrify people more? What's like a psychological warfare? Like, you're going to be scared of like a tank or a massive flying crab. Of the crabs coming like closer. They be quite good on a battlefield, like being able to climb over rubble and stuff.

Well, they could just break down anything. They could clear it because they've got the pincers and shit as well. You know, if the enemies are using trees, doesn't matter. Those trees are gone. Didn't the reason we domesticated cats and dogs basically occur because, there's like a mutual benefit to the relationship you know like yeah dogs they like protect you they're really they're way more capable than us at things but and they're pack animals so there's just a lot they they're on there and cats you know they get fed they hunt pests and stuff

yeah cats is pests and dogs just like it helped you hunt animals like guys like as like 50 million years ago it felt like a wild dog and a human the dog would just stay on the human to herd animals, like, catch things. It's like, they get something on it. Yeah, but like, what can crabs get off us, which they can't get themselves? Because you're like doing that thing again, Ruben.

I don't know, might be. Yeah, it is. The way clicking thing is back. What? I mean, just, if I just flick two switches again. No. What? I didn't even move. Ruben, this isn't a heartbeat

ASMR video, Christ. And does it stop now? It's not. It's not. to the mental levels that it did last time yet this sucks this thing's busted I didn't even do anything it's like being tapped on yeah

it might just be fucked alright well I guess I'll just fucking go and get on what I've got to do now because I can't have so long everyone bye bye Leiber hi everyone

yeah I guess we didn't explain that we had to like frantically record earlier today then we were planning yeah like all of our our schedules are just a bit fanny at the moment but all I'm saying is crabs can't get anything from us

so they would just enslave us yeah I kind of with you if they were if they were that capable what why would we have started working together you know they're capable now they just don't have size if they have size yeah they're capable in their own environment but like you pick up a crab and put it in your house like I suppose like

my dogs aren't like doing anything much of fun of you know they're useful for like Emotional support animals. Did you know America recently banned like emotional support animals on planes that aren't dogs?

Because people used to take emotional support horses on the fight. Someone had an alligator. It was his emotional alligator. Yeah, there's like a YouTube video and he hugs it and it loves him. I don't get that. Like obviously, a dog is very obviously can be like an emotional support.

but like something that's like an alligator that blows my mind I suppose humans can find it quite easy to attach themselves to like any animal really some crabs are kind of cute tiny ones not those big spider crabs though they're nasty yeah they're creepy as fuck they're like giant bugs

imagine having an emotional support fucking giant crab yeah emotional support spider crab that's a good title for this but the thing about crabs is they just tastes so fucking good. Well, isn't that weird that, like, because this, like, basically it's an insect, because

it's a water, big insect, it tastes yummy. But land, big insect, taste gross, like a scorpion. Yeah. Maybe that was just the brine. It was in. Well, we'd know. Yeah. I don't know if that scorpion was accurate of the larger world of

yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the, I think the brine, the broth through it, all off. Yes, because I've seen that same scorpion that was like crunchy and it was a lot different. We just had this fuck sloppy. Yeah, imagine like a freshly caught scorpion, you know, they've cut some nice seasoning

on there. But I feel like it's important that you get the gunge out and eat the gunned, like a crab. Yeah, that's no, that's what I mean. That's the part you eat. Yeah. Because you don't eat the crab's skeleton. You eat the yummy insides. Yeah, you eat the

goop. You eat the muscle goop. With a bit of fucking bread, fresh fucking Mediterranean bread, boom. And in regards to the part where they're saying, like, would we still eat crab if they were, like, domesticated? We probably would feel weird about it, but...

I saw, like, an article the other day saying that this lab-grown meat... Yes, yes. Like, they've done it with, like, chicken. What's a crab? That's what I want. Yeah, but would you...

Would you eat lab-grown dog meat? I mean maybe to try it if it's like guaranteed grown in a lab What if it gave you the hunger? Yeah then I just continue to eat the lab grown stuff Yeah I don't know It is a weird one that I can't say I've really thought about that much In terms of I've always liked the idea of lab grown meat

As long as it's like identical Yeah yeah It is like a science fictiony idea You know it's like taking out the suffering From the pleasure of being meat but The crab fights exist Yes They must already exist

No, yeah, of course. Yeah, like, they're constantly getting into fights. No, I mean, like, humans betting on crabs. No, yeah, no, they do that have lots of animals. They do like the crab racing and stuff, don't they? Oh, yeah, no, that's more of like a fun beach activity. Let me just check. What do you mean in terms of, like, an actual, like, underground?

Yeah, yeah, crab fighting. I guess it's less exciting than some of what are the other animals at cave. How's it less exciting? They have claws. It's like Star Trek or something. It's like a robot wars. Yeah, yeah. If you go to see crabs and put them in a ring.

Yeah, they got their specs and everything. So apparently someone just gave a crab, like a remote-controlled robot, like toy, fight. They just fight. Yeah, crabs are quite, like, fighty animals, aren't they? Yeah, of course. Like, what isn't in the Asian? You generally can't beat a crab. They'd fuck you up.

Well, I remember picking up a crab on a beach once, and it managed to pinch my nail, my fingernail. Like, it pinched it in the opposite way, you'd imagine. Like, right? Yeah, like, sideways. Yeah, and that, it, like, bruised my nail underneath. Like, I couldn't believe it.

It was horrifying. Yeah, and then people actually get, they, like, clamp onto people's, like, testicles. And it's just like, fuck, no, like. Bro. Yeah, the pressure some of them can get out of those little claws, this obscene. Yeah, crazy. I guess it's like they're one weapon.

Well, it's there everything. They like pick stuff up and eat it. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. When the little ones do that and they're like bubble. Patrick Wigington says, is Jamie no longer feeling riled up? Um, look, uh, no.

Can we just do the next one? Shit. Leo Bio Leo says, Hey boys, just want you to know I live in Dubai, and there's a movie theme park. In this movie theme park, you guessed it, is DreamWorks Land. I went the other day and was amazed to see an entire section devoted to Madagascar, an entire Madagascar roller coaster, fucking gold statues of the cast of characters, constantly playing Afro Circus, it's a jar dream come true.

I recommend looking into it. It's fucking insane that this got made. Hope you come to visit it, thanks. That's it. I'm going to have to go now. Is it like the equivalent of Disney's it's a small world, but it's just the Afro Circus? No way

is it actually just playing Afro circus. I bet you it is Jim. It was huge. Really? I don't you remember. I remember Zerul, the animated, even doing a... Yeah, I remember that. Damn. Those are the... What a time. Yeah.

Isn't there like... There's the the Madagascar-themed hotel rooms at, like, I know, Fort Park. Is it? Or was it something like that? Yeah, it was like, somewhere up north. like the room's done up like a jungle too far too far no we should go way too far the gayest jar fan says this howdy mingers my friend and his girlfriend had a kid a few months ago and have recently gotten into something of a debate the girlfriend thinks that they shouldn't let their

daughter believe in things that aren't real like santa or the easter bunny because it gives them a false sense of reality and sets them up for disappointment when they learn the truth my friend believes telling them that these things are real is good because it preserves the magic of childhood. So my question is, how important do you think the so-called magic of childhood is versus giving your child realistic expectations? I personally agree with the girlfriend, sorry, his girlfriend. I'm not saying people should make their kids watch the news or documentaries on more, but I see no use in lying to them about how the world works. Well, I think I believe in general that more needs to be taught to kids at a young age

about the real world to better educate them and give them the skills needed in life like apparently it's best not to like call your dick like a willie and shit you should call it like a penis the whole time like from its well you know a penis or vagina or whatever and not give it a nickname because if the fucking worst happened then it's easier to communicate with the child as to like what they're actually talking about and what they yeah yeah that that's actually a good point actually um so so there's tons of shit like that that parents have to think about and this is one of them i guess so but like something like something like santa like just let that like let let someone young like have that joy because that's just happiness like you know what's what's the harm it does to their

life were you guys disappointed when you i feel like everyone finds out when you found out right everyone there's always the one kid that was always known and he likes ruining it for everyone else because it's like a weird power thing yeah so if you don't if you tell your kid the truth then they're gonna be that asshole don't let your kid be that asshole

yeah I would yeah it's like the two fairy and shit just just fucking let it happen just just there is there is something magical about that childhood one do they I actually think that is a real thing like I was telling you to him the other day like it was like I was in a Christmas movie I couldn't believe

I was just walking the dogs And around this time every year in our town Like a little Christmas float With like Santa like blasting Christmas tunes Like goes around town So I just happened to time the dog walk I was on With when this float showed up And you could hear it in the distance

But as I was walking through like All the like Merry Christmas kids Started like coming out the houses to look And we're like It was like in a Christmas movie They're like it's Santa And like I got a huge smile on my face because it was just so innocent and nice you know so maybe it is a good yeah it i think

it definitely is a good thing and there's so much children just don't and can't understand like a story about um some fat guy that delivers christmas goodies like it's not gonna harm them and it's not gonna like when they find out that he's not real they're not going to be like fuck yeah i guess that's it like i can't believe you've done that normal thing for a lot of kids to be out there that when they find out about Santa not being real it actually like destroys their world and like from that point they'll never be the same because like i don't feel yeah no not at all i remember when i like knew that it was all bullshit i sort of pretended to to still believe in him for the sake of my parents yeah but i remember i remember it there

when you're like really young in primary school you're like no it's not real but there's just that tiny thing in the back of head, like, maybe... Yeah, it's not worth the risk. It's the same as religion, like, it just teaches you. It's not worth the risk of being an asshole and not getting Santa presents. Like, even if he's fake, it's worth it. So, yeah, I suppose I haven't put any deep thought into this, but that's my gut feeling. Yeah.

But I don't see it as like a straight up lie. I mean, it technically is a lie. It's just kind of like an innocent white lie that, I mean, does it really matter? that much like yeah no no kids need to have her childhood that's fun you know they need to have that that kind of childhood it helps in the future or i'm good to say appropriate hotel sevens has one for us as brits what are your thoughts on the monarchy are you cool with it being a sort of symbolic thing or do you think it's time to get rid of it because what's the point all right cool thanks get rid get rid yeah i fail to see how monarchy's a good

really? No, they bring in money, Alex. They bring in loads of money. The majority of people through history, like monarchs and not the thing to celebrate for the average person, are they? It's quite literally celebrating non-serie. Well, yeah, especially with the shit coming out.

I'd always been kind of indifferent about the monarchy. And then when there's stuff with Prince Harry and all the stuff coming out, or not coming out, just being spread about, Charles and everything. No shit, they're like horrible. You know, it's like they're horrible people. They don't care

what it really represents or if it brings in tourist money, which apparently isn't even true. Yeah, I don't believe it for a second. The Charles went on... Yeah, exactly. You can have these historical monuments, basically, but

like Charles, it was something like a 60 grand golfing trip Charles went on. I think, yeah, Yeah, that's what I don't like about it. It's a constant reminder of the unfairness of it. Like, why they get it because they were born into it. So if you're just born into the royal family, you just have an awesome, fucking perfect life with.

You know, it's like, I guess it's no different to being born into, like, being Jeff Bezos kid or something. But it's just like that, this is the thing. Like, Jeff Bezos has done, he's made the money. The whole family haven't made the money. They just get given it through the government. That's all they do. Just don't even like they're working.

They're just getting given money to have this great life. I have to admit I am ignorant to the way they work in the political system. Me and Jim's nan always goes on about how she'd always prefer a royal family over having a president like America does, but I'm not sure if it has to be a substance like that. I thought we have a prime minister as opposed to a president. Yeah, I don't... The thing is, I don't think they should have any political power, because they're just born into this position

like what if some absolute dumbass is born into that family oh there has been like to look through history yeah no but I mean that's all politicians so he fits right in but the fact that I mean he's publicly been lambasted for it but he's gonna have

like a fine life till he died oh yeah better than most way better than most and he he faces the only repercussion is that he won't be like in the sun every day. He's not officially the royal family. If any citizen in the real family. If any citizen that wasn't

ultra-powerful like that committed the things he did then. Yeah, they'd be locked away, thrown away the key. Yes, bullshit. I think it's just one of those things. It's just like capitalism basically and like the 1% like there's not really any difference between them. Yeah, I guess

it's just the like innate nature of it. But like... On top of everything. It's like... But like he... you said like at least Jeff Bezos and stuff they provide a service what service does the royal family provide

money they give money to the system and they fucking take a shit ton of it too and I've never heard about that part of British culture where like it's a real thing like people love they fucking love the whole family they can't get enough of it it's in all the tabloids and like whatever the newest like kid is

on the way and shit like I just don't care why should I care I don't think you should I don't think anyone should I don't think it's the best thing to celebrate Yeah but then it's just like it was English history You live in England you should know our history A lot of English history is like horrible

Yeah most of it is Yeah loads of countries have horrible histories I thought that was just an English thing But like yeah like every country has a history Just not having a royal family wouldn't suddenly make it so that history doesn't exist Why preserve history just for the sake of preserving history you know yeah and and it's preserving a horrible thing from history yeah sorry that's yeah you said it a bit better than I did

what about this one then from fresh-faced fellow going off the subject of naming your child after yourself what your thoughts about the husband choosing of the wife's surname when getting married instead of the tradition of the wife taking the husband's surname in a position where if one day me and my GF decided to get married I've considered taking her surname this is because she only has sisters and no brothers so there'll be no one to continue the family name plus I like her surname much more than mine um I thought about this a lot because I don't particularly like my last name I think it's like I'm I've got two sisters right so like both of them I'm pretty sure taking my keeping the last name of my family it's just like what I

don't I don't get that tradition of like having to continue your house like name because it's not like the middle ages now it's not like no we had the houses and It's all about this power in societies. Wasn't it like you'd like marry into families as like a weird show of good faith to like try and get them to join? It was basically just like... So the woman has known what's one of me. It's just like... You use your like daughter to become rich basically by marrying into certain families.

So I like, why would I care about my last name? Like if I were to get married, the best thing in my mind is you just mix the two. double barrel it and become like yourself, your own fam. Yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't want to carry my name and I don't believe in carrying names. Yeah, I think it's completely your choice.

Yeah. I'm sure there are loads of people like you that would rather just change their last name, but yeah, it's just a discussion, I guess you have to have if that's, you know. There's nothing wrong with whatever you choose. Yeah. But just like forcing it, forcing, you know,

your girlfriend or wife to take your last name is just tradition and that's shit. You can't just force that. I don't believe in that. Yeah, it'll be wrong to do it if, like, let's say your girlfriend had, like, a problem with it or something and, like, wasn't into the idea of, and she, like, liked her name already and didn't want to change it. If you got all funny about it, because of that, like, it's not what it's about. Like, the name changing part isn't, it's, like, symbolic, I suppose, but it always just being the dude's name. I mean, that's not the important part of getting married, is it, in theory?

No. It's not to control and property. Oh, I forgot to mention this in the beginning section, actually, but you and Viva, so not a question, but last episode you said Ringo wrote Yellow Submarine, but Paul actually did Ringo, just sang on it. Oh, really? So, uh, I guess that was, well, I mean, yeah, whatever,

but I just have less respect for Paul McCartney now, even less. Fuck you. Hope all. future. What about this one then? Doc Lord 69 says This is a debate I've had a couple times with friends and wanted to get some

outside opinions on it. Do you reckon a human at peak physical condition could knock out a horse in one punch? Assuming the horse just stands there and the punch has perfect form would such a feat be possible? If yes, then what

do you think the largest animal would be that could still get one bombed by a person? I don't really know enough about horses No, I don't, you can't just knock a horse out of a punch Well, I mean, I thought they can't They're surprisingly fragile animals

The Sprite how strong they are But also you can get some pretty small horses I reckon you could club one out with a given I think the important part of the question is A human, a peak Physical Condition So a bit talking, okay, let's go out What is peak physical condition?

By peak, there's different that there's different meanings to that because like peak physical condition could be well balanced he might not be able to throw a good punch or she might not be able to put a good punch yeah I was interpreting it as in peak puncher is like the best at punching in at so we're talking so by that we're talking like titan fury somewhat some person who does it for a living basically yeah yeah Mike Tyson fucking he could definitely knock out horse with one punch that yeah his prime I reckon yeah I let me just um Google. I'm just going to Google.

Do you think Joe Rogan could kick a horse. Unconscious in one kick. You could just kick its skull right off. Spin its skull around in its head. That video is so funny. You kick it like slams. It's actually like

a gunshot. Yeah. No, I agree with you. Okay then, what's the biggest animal that could be knocked down in one punch? You definitely can't. You could You definitely couldn't knock out a, like, a gorilla. I don't know. If it just stood there and took it, yeah. No, but they're fucking huge.

You can one... Their weak point is that brain, though, isn't it? In that skull. I think a gorilla would go down. I'm thinking more about, like, I've got to go there to bears, you know? I don't know if a bear would just tank it. I think a bear would tank it. Like, it would be fine.

You would definitely get angry. Yeah, I reckon, um, here's an easy one, an ostrich. I reckon I could punch out an ostrich. I couldn't, like, a... I'd have to, like, stand on a platform so I could reach its head, but I could do it. No, I think no, an ostrich is one, you could definitely one hit. No, I'm looking at pictures of them. Their heads are tiny.

Yeah, you could definitely kill it in one punch. Yeah, Mike Tyson could kill an ostrich in one punch. Like, Mike Tyson was a fucking heavy hitter back in his prime. Yeah, heavy. biter, too. I think he would be able to fuck up a lot

in one punch. Yeah. What about a spider crab? Oh, I don't... Do they like go unconscious? I don't know enough about crabs. I assume everything does, but I've just looked up

like the ten biggest animals. This is a bullshit list, but what about the Chinese salamander? What's this? The largest living amphibian, weighing around £66, £30 kilograms. They're about six feet long. I've never heard of this animal. Yeah.

It might not be real. This website is kind of bullshit. I just Google it. They are real, but like... Like, no. You can't punch that. They're not that big. Look at his fucking face.

Yeah, how could you even line up a good punch on that look? Well, you get down on your knee and sort of Like punch It's like a reverse Like upper punch Like downwards, it downwards punch Yeah, it's up of the skull What's like bigger?

Hang on A crocodile Big ass crocodile Big ass crocodile Oh No Because there's such like instinctual animals I reckon they could tank it

Do you reckon They got like flat heads I reckon if Mike Tyson Like Just got down punch that thing right between its eyes yeah

I reckon it would it would be dazed at the very least then again what's the question again could yeah knock out could you knock it out um

how big are their brains like crocodiles because I feel like the smaller it is the harder it would be to knock out yeah yeah

that's what I mean there's such there's such yeah they're old school okay what about uh like a great white on land.

Great white like being held up on like a harness. Yeah. Do you think one of them can be knocked out? They have quite a lot of shielding around their head, don't they? Yeah. Yeah. The thing is you can just turn it upside down and it will be like fucked too. Yeah, you got it out of the water you've already won.

Yeah. I think we need to be thinking land animals. Yeah, a giraffe. That's like a horse, but... How are you going to get to it, though, is the problem? A cherry picker. No! A rhino! You wouldn't get a one bunch of a rhino.

Oh, fuck no. What about an elephant? Yeah, elephant. What about a hippopotamus? I think a hippocotanket, to be honest. Yeah, hippo would tank it. Elephant would tank it. An elephant would, too. They're just so huge.

Yeah. What about a colossal squid? It would just absorb it. And finally, Blue Whale. Do you think a Blue Whirl could be knocked out by Mike Tyson? How many Mike Tyson's would it take to knock out of Blue Whale? Six. Just like every side on step-ladders just bunches like to see it.

This is why technology needs to advance so that we can simulate this and find out the truth. software to do dumb shit like that will crop up at some point like just so you can just do any stupid fucking what would win hypnosis like there's already shit like that isn't there so yeah

in software one day if the simulation's so good that the things are like basically alive does that count as like animal cruelty if it's like a perfect simulation in the simulation they're actually simulating pain that's fucked though

Yeah, all the real Mike Tyson's as well, when the squid turns on him, they'd be going to see pain. Let's end on this one from the WAV. Why is it always the really dumb questions like that, which is get their most fucking conversation? Because they're funny. This is so fucking stupid. Okay, so with Lord of the Rings getting its 4K remastering, I wondered if the Jar Boys had any thoughts on Lord of the Rings in its use of narration for exposition in the opening sequence of the Fellowship of the Ring. It seems to go quite clearly against the old show don't tell rule of thumb.

So do you think this is a genuine weakness of the trilogy or a necessary compromise? Is there a time in a place where telling not showing is needed? Or do you think there's a better way to convey the context to the audience? I was re-watching some old jar episodes and saw that you agreed the trilogy was perfect or something close to it. So I wondered if you boys had any thoughts on this matter. Game on, you beautiful, Balrogs. I don't think it's a flaw

by any means. I think it's the opposite of a floor. I know it was a late addition to the movie, but it adds so much context to the story and the stakes of what the villain is capable of. The show-don't-tell-thing is more of a rule of thumb. You don't have to apply it to every single thing. It's more like a problem where,

if all you're ever doing is showing, sorry, is telling us showing. Then, yeah, that builds up to being a problem but there are many instances where actually telling can be just as effective you can like what if a character is designed around them like lying or something and everything they're telling you know is part of the story then and then it's like a reveal later on there's like loads of things like well yeah what like what movie doesn't have exposition no that's what yeah that's what I mean it's more about the skill with exposition is is like weaving it into the story in a way that

isn't like grinding it. It doesn't feel like a Kajima project. Yeah, like just a dump. That's like it. I always just think of like Destiny 1 being like a perfect example for the show don't tell thing where they just show nothing. All they're doing is just telling you shit that like it's never really framed or contextualized in a way that can get you invested into it really. Well with Destiny 1 they barely even told you anything. They didn't do either.

Yeah, true. Yeah, they just did nothing. but in a Lord of the Rings it's they still they like establish the universe in that intro and then the rest of the story is set in that playpen so I would actually say it is

showing in a way even though it is narration they still are showing all of the like imagery that comes back later last movie so yeah I don't think it really counts as an example of it to be honest yeah I think it can be more frustrating when something with a

world as like detailed as Lord of the Rings when it doesn't have anything like that because it it feels like I'm following this character who knows all this stuff about the world but I'm sort of left not knowing yeah and it's like it's like you know the beginning of Star Wars has the yeah it's cruel does that count as um as showing not telling because you have to read it yeah and it's like a stylistic thing homageing the stuff he love materials yeah and it also works as like a jumping off point so yeah I don't think that's like I'm sure there's like all that I know for a fact there are way worse examples than than that opening because I really like that opening I think it adds so much yeah when they would be it would be

quite different it would take longer for you to get invested into it I think yeah and you you wouldn't have any context like yeah when they when they first show off the ring in that movie it's pretty important that you know what it is why it is yeah it's like a really good decision what it can do every time the ring comes up you know that it's got like a history you know a deep history and yeah and and it's super important like it's not enough to just name your movie lord of the rings and then expect people to give the ring this like respect yeah you know you got to earn that shit you have any thoughts james no nothing does not been said the um i was reading some concerning articles that this 4K remastering

has kind of fucked the movies or something? Yeah, I've heard the same. Because they've changed the color correction on all of them because Peter Jackson's thought process was yeah, because when we were making them we were just making movies we weren't trying to do the exact same thing on each movie which in a way kind of makes it like well you're kind of missing out the part that made them special then in a way

Like, if you have to undo a lot of the stuff, I mean, I need to see it for myself first to really, like, decide. But apparently it brings up some of the floors a bit more. I will say those movies, like, when you watch it on a good, like, a nice TV, they still look good. Like, I can watch them now, and I know it's from that time, and I appreciate it from that time. So, I don't feel it needs one. Why does it need to, like, be brought up to, like, incredible spec? it's good so just leave it good in my mind yeah i i don't know if it's like a toggle thing in the menu in which case i'd be okay with it but if this is the only way to watch it in 4k that's

kind of unfortunate that first movie in particular really has aged well and it shows more when there's like more cg shit going on in like the third movie for example and the ants a little bit too but yeah all right any final thoughts if we wrap up this episode i've been playing this incredible game recently and nothing I've just just being a shit poster I've just noticed that that

that Lego game that Star Wars game is on EA and I'm going to play it or Podrace yeah you don't suppose you haven't played it sooner I only noticed it yesterday I think it was literally like just added because it popped up

but I recently got EA access and I'm like going through older games to play because you know it's Christmas time you just go through old games so maybe I'll talk about that later oh yeah damn well thanks for listening everybody we'll see you on the next one see you on the next one see you on the next one see you on the next one see you on the next one see you on the next one over now