JAR Media Posdact - Enemy of SLIMER

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 08:21 Jim watched Spider-Man 2 17:04 Housekeeping 33:12 Alex Talks Dexter 40:56 Mid Break 42:16 Alex saw Gladiator 2 48:49 JAR Court Legal Advice 52:57 Vile Toilet ft. Jim's Sickness (Gross Warning) 58:40 Burg Fears 59:09 The Sonic Comics did Something Crazy 1:01:11 Kanye Crashing Out 1:05:33 Cringey Lines in Movies/Trailers 1:08:49 Alex Talks about Wicked #Brocast46

Why does, why did Despicable Me songs become memes? Because all of them are good except for the first one. Happy? No, the first one was, um, despicable me. Was that for real? Yeah. That one does suck. But then he suddenly went,

I'm a father now and I'm happy. Because I'm happy. everybody in the music industry clap for p.D. That's my version. Who will jar be tonight? Pretty funny. What do you think?

See, this is what I don't get, right? Last episode I was supposedly more on hinge than usual. Really? Yeah. you were like a door. But from my perspective, I was actually more normaler.

Yeah, that's what I mean. So how bad is my barometer? I don't know. Mine's way off. I also, to be honest, forget about that. I've got a more important question. Yeah.

Who will Gruby tonight? That's the question. Can we do like the Bido episode? The one. What? The Bido episode. Bedo? Yeah. Like, um.

Papaya. Papaya, papaya. It's got to be French. Right? Um. Of course they're French. Little butt plugs. Little chicken nuggets.

Where's Guru putting them? He's eating them. Who will grew... Beep tonight. Doin, doing, doing, doing, doing. So they try it, yeah. Yay! Brain rot.

We got a fresh one. We got a fresh one. But that was ages ago. That was ages ago. Was Despicable Me 4 the one with... I mean, it came out last year. Was that the one with the South Park guy? Yes.

So I guess this is five. Dispicable Me 5? Or something? Is the fifth one coming out? No, that wasn't... Wait, oh my God. I can't keep it straight anymore. Only gay around here nowadays.

Ha! Ha! Nothing wrong with gay! Why do you even need to say that? That's implied. Now you've just made it the opposite scene. No, that wasn't implied. Because some people, believe it or not, to this day, still have problems. Um...

Weird, Disney announced their new movie, gay dinosaurs. Really? Yeah. Remember that film Dinosaur? Yeah. Fire film, Scleriest Monkeys you'll see. It's coming back. With gay?

Gay Dinosaur. Is it gay dinosaur or gay dinosaurs? I think it was called Dinosaur. Singular for some reason. Gay Dinosaur. Yeah. Okay. That's cool with me.

Any sequel to Dinosaur? And Farrell's doing the soundtrack, which is cool. Really? will dinosaur be gay tonight that's the question oh my god I'm shot today brother yeah same

I'm if that intro did it didn't know to make you want yeah I'm messed up though no from you saying though that people thought you were particularly

unhinged last episode am I always the same I feel like I'm way more like you know yeah you're more where you could say that maybe it was a full moon actually I remember

there was a blood moon yesterday I've just had like cringiest memory yeah go on I remember like there was a period where I was really obsess of werewolves must have been like 11, 12 like Van Helsing had come out

and it was like the coolest thing on the block yeah huge jacking Hugh Jackman, Jacked Man, and I remember theing like, look, I know I'm not a werewolf, I know I'm not, but like, what if? Yeah, trying to well it into being. No, I like saw it was a full moon and was like, please. Because I was obsessed with the werewolf from Harry Potter, too. Yeah, he was my favorite character. To be fair, awesome werewolf.

Really cool and like, really terrifying. I was like really scared of. that when it came out yeah because he's freaky he's not like he's not very wolfy he's more like rodent wolf it's like skinny human sinewy yeah yeah awesome i love it um yeah creepy as hell yeah and no i i totally believe that you did that yeah and every now and again i'll look As soon as I'll go where. I go into the sound booth and go, Rha-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-h-h-ha-h-ha-h.

Yeah, yeah. And then I'm like, and then next level lay on top of it, vampire bites me while I'm where. Weirpire. Weirpire in the building, you can fly. A flying werewolf. Don't get much cooler. Don't get much cooler.

And now it's what, like, the kids look up to the moon and they're like, I wish I could be Thanos. Boring. Kids don't look at the moon anymore. Kids don't care about the moon. Yeah, they look at TikToks about the moon on their phone. Don't they? Yeah, anti-social media.

More like. Absolutely. They put their infinity gauntlet on and then they... No, I remember having... I still have these cringy thoughts where, like, like, I'll be like playing Spider-Man. I talked for far too long about Spider-Man 2 last episode

but I'll be playing Spider-Man 2 and then like I'll have to go to bed and I'll be like man I've got to be like me I can't be like Spider-Man doesn't exist you know and I'm yet and yet and

even when he does like it that'll be Jeff Bezos swinging around you know it'll be ruined it yeah it'll be lame like nothing that good exists And it kind of sikes you out Hence why we have two terms

Fictional and nonfiction I've never known the difference I always like just guess Yeah it's it's very confusing Why don't they just call it real Or not? Yeah, real or not real Librarian I'm looking for real Or real and in pretend

Mmm You know Yeah It gets even more confusing When it's like half real It's like based in a real time but it's fictional

you know what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah like the brutalist for example yeah I've not seen that movie so not the best example no you have we watched it together

huh in real or in pretend who will Adrian Brody be tonight well he's a great actor my favorite performance of the year in fact really I'll give you that much I really liked him in

King Kong he was in King Kong wasn't he random pull I liked him in in-appropriate comedy I find I do that I pull like

Just a wild pull Yeah A strange pull But like that's where my head goes immediately Just to pull the strange Pulling strange left Pulling strange right Yeah

Not strange pull so normal pull yeah perfectly normal pull um I watched Spider-Man 2 yesterday the movie did you actually yeah did you cry

um in a sense my soul cried for my inner child your inner child well how old the my inner child stood up and went yeah

like the people of New York yeah You want to go to him? You got to go through me. Joey Diaz randomly. Yeah, yeah. So random. Man, what a film.

I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Fine. It's the best film ever made. Did Frrell do the soundtrack? I think so. Did it make a billion dollars?

No, which means bad. and pointless stupid yeah I guess it's no Spider-Man into the realm The inhibitor chip A good Love it

Yeah It's just the perfect tone It is It is right The epicness is right Yeah Punch me I bleed The hot dog bit

Mmm Rainsrops keep falling on my head Spaniomi Spani omie in my tummy, yummy, yummy, yum, yum. Can you get good Spaniommies in New York? Uh, they didn't let Spanish people in New York. Ah. That's a shame, because they are good.

A genuine Spaniom, please. As they say in New York. Americans do not like the Spanish. Mm-hmm. They don't like many things nowadays. No, these sorts of times. Except saying good afternoon, morning, evening, or evening

because Americans don't have nights anymore No, not these days I'm less Batman's around Get it Can you just Can we have one One episode where we don't talk about baby superheroes Huh?

Can we just stop it please? I've got my batterang And this is why With prep time Batman could beat Spider-Man Nah, I can't take it anymore I want to know who wins Berg or Batman

Prep time Berg Berg V Batman But he doesn't have preptime I'm a Batman glazer But Batman's Batman's

Batman's cooked Glazed by Berg The um No Batman glazing Berg Berg, for the record because there are some people that will have no clue who Berg is is one of the hardest bosses in Lego Cheetah.

Legeraces 2 on PC He's a cheating ass cheetah and If you had the fortitude to beat Berg Fair play I needed mods You modded in Batman in order to beat him Because you had that time

Yeah I guess I'm Berg joined by Aaron Rogers joined by Niall Rogers working with Farrell

Oh yeah I'm Farrell Your Noel Rogers Um Damn diga da Dian de lae Oh yeah Yeah

Neal Neal Yeah Yep Treasure Planet soundtrack Composed by Noel Rogers Actually Pretty cool

assisted by a little bit of Farrell Frel did the words I'm still here I'm the one I'm still Oh, it's making me emotional even think You know, that actually makes me emotional

That's your Spider-Man No, Spider-Man's my Spider-Man No, I'm allowed to... No, Spider-Man's mine, just because you like it, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, You can have fucking Treasure Planet Why are you saying it like that? Like, it's not cool all of a sudden All of a sudden?

Like, Treasure Planet's not cool, all of a sudden. No, treasure planet's cool. all right I'm just saying you that's your thing so um yeah my name is uh ben the robot joined by kid icarus from from uh treasure planet from bad series i'm sorry i'm haunted by the i said i said little mac from smash bros Oh, no. When I was talking about something. Not from boxing games.

I was like, he's from the fight club video game. Yeah. And I was like, well, how am I supposed to know that? I'm not a, I'm not a billion years old. Like yesterday I got ID'd, right? Hmm. And I, for the first time I got a...

Whoa! Really? I'm always getting them. Really? Yeah. They're like, oh my God, you're fucking old. Yeah, he looked me up and down and, like, slap me on the tush and went. Hi, hi!

Yeah. Yeah. Like, what are you supposed to do with that? I don't know. I said, I guess I'm just a baby. Yeah. I guess I've just been born. I just look like I've just been born.

I only look like I've just been born. I'm actually old. Yeah. Then I open my mouth. Do you feel like you've just been born? I kind of feel like the opposite of just being born. Like I'm dead. You're on the edge of death.

On the edge of, uh, just having enough of Pharrell Williams. Actually, I can't get enough of pro Williams. Yeah, you love him. Yeah. I know you've heard the rumors. I know you heard the rumors.

I'm not a baby boomer. Those are the words? I don't know. He's got a little beautiful voice, though. It brings a tear to my eye, like Spider-Man 2 on VHS. I'm more of a Spider-Man 2 on DVD. I got it 4K digit.

digitally owned on the Amazon warehouse workshop. Oh, so he walked up to Bezos and... Oh, Bezos, give me, Spider-Man. Ooh. Should I not have? No. If I have to support one of the billionaires, it's going to be Bezos because he is the one that looks the most like me. And because he looks like a superhero character, that being Lex Luthor.

So that gives him... Yeah. He behaves like Lex Luthor as well Yeah Amazon Max coming soon But could Batman be Before we get too deep into the show Let me shout out of the jail media patrons over at the Patreon

That make Everything pass a bell Can you do your Pharrell singing voice and sing Um We're up all night to get a gun What? Can you say that? Apple Night to kill people No, he definitely got in Minecraft

We're up all night to play Minecraft Yeah Can't say that either What can you say nowadays It's really starting to feel like You just can't say anything While I'm saying that I can't say anything I just want to make you clearlyo

I can't take it anymore bro All I'm thinking about is just werewolf howling that's it that's all you care about yeah all I'm thinking the only thing that's in my head is like Pharrell

the full moon Ferrell goes out and he's like perfectly silhouetted in it and then he starts transforming into like a minion and starts singing like such a cool song I can't resist I can't resist do you think for

maybe that's um in the next one. Yeah, that's how they get all their ideas for new despicable me's is by watching this. Ah, that's who grew will be tonight. The question's answer. Um, I've got to just lock in for a minute. Because I've been locking out. Okay. Unlocked.

Welcome to podcast Unlocked. Locking in. What did I said, thanks to the patrons who make the show possible and the audio version possible, they get the raw unfiltered MP3, ad free, that's not all. Yet your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month. You've missed February, I'm afraid. Sorry. But you could, you know, maybe next month it could be all different grues, you know,

so then we can sing it about who's going to be it tonight. To who's Grue gonna be tonight? Could it be? Yeah. So I want to see many Farrell references in there, if possible. And Grue. Jaffter hours as well, over there on Patreon. We've had some bangers recently. Last episode we did a, well, last week even, we did a Pink Floyd album ranking. And someone on the Patreon was like, wow, it's hilarious that Alex said animals is underrated. I'm gonna kill him.

I didn't say that. I gotta stop saying that. So I'm sorry I guess I started crying like you're watching Spider-Man 2 Are they saying that because they think I guess that it's not that or that it's well rated well right underrated doesn't accurately rated just yes like exactly right they just got it they threw the dark and landed on the board and it's just right where it needed to be yeah physics you know what's that what's that word i'm trying to think of

you know when something just carries itself oh sensation the sensational no that's not it it'll come to me it'll come to me like who grew is tonight

who is who is did you finish the Patreon bit will the farter as well that was a big but that's the best chapter hours Yeah. Yeah. For now.

For now. I'm so scattershot today. It's crazy. I'm feeling a bit crazy, man. It's cool. Chill. It's fine. Ain't nothing wrong with a shotgun. It's making me mad. Sometimes you need a shotgun. You don't always need a sniper rifle. Did somebody say...

Ch-ch! Ch-ch! I want... I hope there's at least one American out there who gets hype whenever they do that and they go grab their shotgun and they just go right along with me. If you're out there and you got your shotgun I want you to go grab your shotgun right now

and I want you to do it with me. Three, two. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Unload it. Yeah, obviously, you know, practice trigger discipline. Yeah. And I just want to hear a ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Yeah. Is that, are you allowed to do that as well? Is that like encouraging?

I don't know. I don't know. They like brush their teeth. Like, to me, guns are fiction. Yeah. You know? When we mentioned that, when we were in America last, we felt like the weird freaks.

Like, you haven't fired a gun? Yeah, yeah. What are you? Losers? Yeah. You haven't ever had to, like, get on the ground and crawl for your life. Because there's an active shooter.

Um, okay. Don't let me get distracted because there's two more things. Okay. To the patron second. This might be the longest, like, Patreon bit ever. It's the best also. The JAR Media group chat. All sorts of ideas flying around in there.

I'll go in there right before we record and say, hey. Maybe it's just, it's just something about this day, bro. It's something about this day. It's a purple day. Where I was like, hey, um, come and ask Bert and Jonathan are recording tonight. Like, what do you want to ask them? And, like, people are just like, what? Who?

what are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? Exactly, exactly. Exactly. That's it, okay. Done. Fucking hell. Oh my God.

Who? That was insane. That was too much for me to handle. Too hard for me to handle. Yeah. Because it, should I do the announcer voice again? Oh yeah. that was everyone loved that and speaking of things like that let's do housekeeping

when we round off some of the conversations of the last week or so and just things like this things like that i've got an apology to make and just something to admit um this scattershot brain of mine will just have ideas right we'll just throw things out and sometimes they stick and sometimes they die on the vine and I'm I'm admitting it now please please please suck I hate please please please please I can't stand please please please please please oh I can't believe I did that bottomless pit rising this is on this same thing will the true anthem of 2024 please please please please please be released as part of the up down album or is it part of a new spin-off project being kept under wraps.

Just a little question, T. He. Oh, it sucks. Do you actually think so? I just had, like, sometimes I'm like, no, the haters are wrong. That was a really good one. That was a really class one. And then just today, as I was howling at the moon,

like I normally do, I was saying. That's what it means. You were pleading to the moon. Just let me beware. It must have been real at some point. And then you just start singing. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Wow. That's big of you. Well done. Thanks. I'll never do it again. Unless, you know, God. Unless someone asks very politely. Ew.

Ah. It's a blessing and a curse, you know. What? To be the joker in real life. Mm. Yeah. Why? Why what?

Why? No, because sometimes I'm just, I'm just trying to break you. But, like, you're just so chill, you're just like... I always hear that. I'm chilling. Don't worry. Internally, I'm screaming. Oh.

Now, that would be, like, a scientific... advancement like the inner podcast like the inside out oh yeah you know they're like between the lines yeah yeah that's a good idea somebody get internal get the fucking pill from that movie with the fucking pill in it you know what I'm talking about oh the uh you know rocket raccoon pill I only know things in reference to superheroes oh yeah limitless is he in that yeah he's the limitless. Is it? He is limitless.

Why, no, I know, no, I'm talking about the pill. Yeah, the limitless pill. No, I'm not talking about the limitless pill. Adderall. No, I'm talking about the actual pill. Adderall. No, it's got the, the actor who played the fucking bear. Fuck, the pill movie.

Oh, Rotter. No. Jeremy Allen White. No, we're going to get there. We're going to get there because this is important, because you'll know the name of this movie. Limitless. That's the pill power. no no no no i'm talking about the movie what's jeremy allen white got to do with this who is that i got

to do with this you said the bear that's the bear no the bear the bear is in the bear from the jungle book the new one the bear what is the jungle i want to be like you who who who sings that song in the jungle book in the original blue the character or who who played him in the in the new one In the John Favreau one? Yes. Bill Nye. No, he fucking didn't. It was the guy...

Bill Clinton. I think it's Bill Scarsgard. No, it's not... This time it's not Bill Scarsguard. No, it's fucking... Billy Bob Johnson. He's in fucking Ghostbusters. Dan Ackroyd.

Fuck. What's his actual... What's his name? Uh... Bo Burn. him what the fuck is his name i don't know who you mean he's slime slime is in it what's who is he friends with slimer or enemies of slime he's an enemy of slimer um christ he's got a lot of enemies this is a problem like 2016 slut which version of slimer oh stranger

original stranger things no um he's he's also in he's in a movie with scarlet johansson oh yeah i lost in translation yeah good movie yes yeah i've never seen it yeah it's good movie but he's in the movie with the pill where he gets ill and he takes a pill and shrinks down honey i shrunk the kids it's like inside his body the movie is inside his body it is like that And there's like a CG pill. Oh my God. I know what you're talking about now. And a 2D blue guy.

Oh, he is in that movie. Yeah. Oh, golly gosh. This is my pull. This is my strange pull for the app. Oh, golly gosh. And isn't it Chris Rock? It very well could be Chris Rock.

Osmosis Jones. Osmosis Jones. Motherfucking, I knew you'd get, you'd come through for me this time. Oh, we got there in the end. Yeah, Osmosis Jones. I can't remember why. There's someone in tears right now. like actually pulling their hair out

yeah what's she how she called her I don't know who cares who cares Bill Withers Bill Armstrong Army Hammer oh

yeah man Timothy you shall me yeah God um I guess yeah here we go hello P07 EQ says

every time you hear these borderline insane intros. I think about that one jarling who said he listens to the cast with his girlfriend before going to bed. Yeah. That's unhinged. That's crazy. Yeah. There was something even more unhinged posted on the subreddit the other day where they're like, it was the inverse. It was like a girl saying, my boyfriend hates jar. And like, I listen to it and he hates me listening to it. Drop his ass. Damn straight. He's just, jealous in fact in Minecraft kill him is that the wrong way around no that's like

actually perfect okay because that that makes it perfect TOS oh oh hang on nah I got to take a picture of this and I guess I'll put it in the video because this is disturbing Dobby is currently he's hiding behind the ghost from destiny and just one eye is like staring me down. Ew. I thought you were gonna say that's spider. Oh no, I like spiders. See, look how creepy that is. Oh. Yeah, that's horrible. I guess maybe that's the thumbnail.

Wow, I love when it like naturally all comes together, like Liam Neeson in Ghostbusters part two. What the fuck are you saying? Huh? Liam Neeson and Taken 2. Rank the Denk says This is not a question for the pod Just want to say Hope you have a good day

While you're reading this Alex and Jim Too light Bright and mine every week Aw Thank you too late though Quite a nice sweet one Too light

It's really shit Um Oh Yelra no Turama Says absolutely fantastic cast To listen to While I crawl through the walls thoughts

This is one of these guys He's living in someone's walls This is like an epidemic in America People are living People are living in the walls Yeah This is how dire things are getting in America They're resorting to war life

Yeah Although it doesn't sound that bad They've got way bigger houses Well no it's all right for the people Living in the walls It's for the people not in the walls That is scary Yeah

Because you sneak out at night and take all their, like, yummy little, um, sour patch babies. Yeah. That's the main problem. Or, like, you're trying to, you're trying to hang up a wall plant and you're banging a nail into the wall. And, like, your wall starts bleeding. Sorry, I meant sour moon babies. Thanks for clearing that up. I was stressing.

No, Audi do, like, they're better. They're way better than, you know. Salpatch kids. I like, I like, they're decent. They are, but I'm telling you, go to Audi, bind, sour moon. Why does a car company sell sweets? Did I say Audi? That sounds similar, huh?

Aldi. I'll say it like an American. Aldi. Thank you. They're cheaper. They're yumier. Got nicer texture. The thing is, you know I say more?

You have, it takes a lot of experimenting to find, like, the good little and Audi suites. Mm-hmm. Because sometimes it'll be like, you know what, I fancy some strawberry pencils, getting from little actual, just the worst shit you've ever tasted in your life. That's the European risk. Yeah. Yeah. And wherever possible, I don't like to support, um, foreign.

Absolutely. British made, British bread. British bread, white, brown, 50-50. Michael 842 said, why does I-H-E-A-E-A-X sounds so drastically different from jar Alex and even Sardonicast Alex? It's activating my conspiracy brain. I'm sure some other Mighty has noticed. And then Barbara said they're also jarringly different. Nice one.

and it always catches me by surprise I think they might be triplets okay no I've got like one of those things on the back of my head and I just go like who am I gonna be tonight yeah this is the power of that song it's colored the whole like exactly and like you hadn't you hadn't heard it somehow you'd see i'd heard it in memes and stuff yeah yeah like the full song i was like i was like bro i'm about to rock your word right now mm-hmm i put it on i start singing along and you're like this sucks this is the worst thing ever now look who's look who's laughing now sure oh yeah yeah um and let's uh go into that bit

now um with this one from nohage saying from the jar media group chat how are your red deb one and dexter replay is going Alex i haven't touched reddeb one so i've got nothing out on that but i've been dexter crazy bro dexter's just back on the brain ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding tonight's the night tonight's the night and when it's something weird i i found this old picture me it's cringy but I was weirdly like Dexter and I'm serious look look at this right take that in that's Dexter now that's me what the fuck isn't that weird but what is this the Dexter photo the photo of Dexter yeah is that like real that's a real photo yeah why are you like season one yeah yeah

Why are you like perfectly copying that? I don't know. This picture was taken in like 2015, so. That's crazy. So I am Dexter the serial killer, everybody. Like House, like Desperate Housewives, it's just one of these 2000 shows that has just come back, I guess,

because I think it was bought on Netflix, maybe. Yeah. Stick it on streaming service. So over the last few months, Dexter Season 1, Dexter Season 2, Dexter Season 2, Dexter season three dexter season four and stop then dexter season eight for the funnies for the funnies then i started watching dexter i keep it's either new blood or old blood the one that came out like during the twenty twenty two one where he's like a wood chuck chuck like a wood chuck chuck if a wood

chuck could chuck chuck how much chuck would a chuck chuck chuck would a chuck if a chuck chuck chuck chuck um well like dexter he's he's in the snow and he's like a lumberjack yeah he chops oh he chops he chops and chops I don't know how I feel about it I'm like halfway through it um the Miami setting is so like crucial to the vibe of the show that I mean um it's got this and it's called this soundtrack that's part that's a big part of why that original

like four seasons works so well to me even when you have Jimmy Schmidt's like it's such a weird character he's like Jimmy Schmidt's rocks don't say anything negative

he's really funny because he's like a fan boy yeah he's like that dude that's just like a bit too extra yeah he's like too into whatever he's doing yeah

and it's like you're creeping me out man yeah he rocks Yeah I love Jimmy Schmitz Sergeant Dokes Yeah He's

He's he I don't want to spoil it for anyone He wants to watch the Jimmy Schmidt Sneaks season is that season three Jimmy Schmidt's Yeah Yeah okay Yeah This is weird British woman in season two

Yeah she sucked No she's awesome She's like I was talking about Desperate Housewives There was this British dude who comes in and he's bloody. Oh, yeah, yeah.

She's woman bloody. Yeah. Bloody. Bloody. She is. She's super annoying. And it's like this... Yeah, that's what I mean.

I hate her voice. Wow, but she's kind of fun. It's like, quite campy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And way funnier than I remember, though, too. Yeah. It's like a cheeky guy. It's tongue-in-cheek.

Yeah, yeah. It's very tongue-in-cheek. His narration's, like, genuinely gets me sometimes. with the little observations he's making the performance is really fun but I was saying about this new show well it's not even new anymore because now there's like a prequel one

that's come out and there's another one being made like yeah Michael Seahall's gonna do this till he's dead I guess I didn't even realize he was alive but that classic soundtrack with all these like vocals

and I don't know it's like a really awesome soundtrack in the original four seasons it's just not in this snow realm Yeah, yeah, yeah. He jumps by them and now it's all like needle drops of already existing songs and stuff. And it's like, I wish you could have like added a, you know, like a Nintendo game.

It's like a snow, snow, they're in snow biome. They make it sound a little bit more, you know, it's not as breezy and sunny as the Miami sounds. Just make it use some of these same themes or something, but make it a bit chilly, make it, why are you abandoning it? Nah, I need that. It's part of the identity. And I don't know. Sometimes things just go on and on and on, baby. And sometimes that's okay.

Like, who's still loving the Walking Dead like me? Like you? You're the last one watching. Yeah. Daryl Season 4. Daryl's getting some... He's getting some strange. Yeah.

I love Daryl. No, you don't Would you ever re-watch Daxter? I did. When? I don't know, when I was like, like five years ago? Five years ago? It's still pretty fresh in my mind, I'd say.

It's fresh and it just moves by so quick. Yeah, yeah. It just flies by. Like what they do with the second season, they could have stretched that storyline into like five seasons. In season two? In season two, yeah, but they're just like, oh my god, you've just like... you've just like jumped and like done all of this story that you really could have stretched out

and I'm glad they didn't in hindsight because that could have been yeah well no everything felt so intentional in those first four seasons where it's like they're like trying to get somewhere and then they kind of realize how close they are to getting there in season five and they're like oh shit pump the brakes let's drag this shit out and then a miranda from aspect two appears yeah and she has like a poison ivy yeah and

I remember the kid falling over on a treadmill or something oh Harrison yeah yeah and then he's just covered in blood that's an infamous scene if you look at Dexter treadmill Harrison it's like so badly put together

yeah it's like actually embarrassing because I remember when that when season 8 was coming out and I was still kind of like coping was like yeah no they're gonna they're gonna do it because because pre-game of Thrones Dexter was known as like the worst ending of a TV show ever like the most disappointing it is so insanely bad like it's hilarious

I guess I won't spoil it like but it sucks okay it's like I don't know ridiculous I didn't watch it when I really watched. Do four good seasons. But yeah. I love Dexter. I love Dexter. And now I'm gonna start. I like the name Dexter.

It's cool. There are a few Dexter's in the early 2000s, you know? Dexter. Dexter. Dexter's Lab. Dext dog tactive. Dext dog tactive. Dext dog tactive.

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I know you heard the rumors. Hello? Yeah. well I guess um what will groupie tonight that's the question yeah yes oh my god it's so good haven't even seen the movie I haven't even seen them I never will I've never seen a despicable me film liar oh okay name one speakable me one no despicable me two nope speakable me three no minions a little bit the deleted scene from minions the torture scene

the Kanye scene um there's something else I forgot to mention in part one I've as of right now I've got about half an hour left of Gladiator two bro is the dumbest shit ever really it's so fucking stupid is it how do you feel about the first one do you like um i've never really been in line with that it feels like one of those super macho masculine movies i'm like supposed to like right yeah yeah to get my man card and it's like fine i've only seen it once um over 10 years ago so but it just didn't really speak to me especially as like a Ridley Scott fan from like a bunch of things before then

I don't know It's not really my thing But this one It's like crazy schlock bro There's like a baboon fight scene That sounds awesome Yeah I was like The whole thing is this

Like I'm kind of here for this Because this is so dumb Like all the Colosseum fights They get sequentially dumber Like there's the baboon fight right Then the next one they escalate it by a guy riding a rhino with like a flail

A guy riding a rhino with a flail Yeah This one sounds way better than that boring first one And then by the third one They fill the Coliseum of water And there's sharks in there A little boat Hell yeah

And if it wasn't like so boring Oh How do they make that boring? No those are the only good bits but like it feels like saw this setup and this hype like this get the sharks in the coliseum like it's time and then they like in what feels like four minutes or maybe because it's just so entertaining it flies by and then they've got to like talk about things to get to the next one you know and then the guy from stranger things is like i'm walking which guy from stranger things um uh i guess when was the last time you saw stranger things

have you seen all of it no okay it would be someone you don't know then he was in like the last season oh okay yeah um the only thing i like is denzil washington he's fun he's uh he's like he doesn't i don't know he like really just is denzil washington yeah yeah which is pretty funny yeah which is always good yeah um the new the paul mescal main character he's so flat and boring He just has nothing to work with Is Pedro Pascal? Yeah, he's in it too And I'm stuck

Yeah I gotta say man I'm starting to get sick of Pedro I'm saying it Because it's getting to the point Where it's like Are you just picking like The films that are gonna be

The biggest films in a year Just to like Keep this career at this high So you're blaming Pedro Nah For over Pedro This is like a side note right It's just a thought I've been having

Where I'm not really seeing the character you're seeing pedro just seeing Pedro Pascal you know fuck yeah I don't know man I'm not into it I don't know what's gonna happen when that last first season two comes out how that's gonna go down he's gonna get golf clubbed in the fucking cranium

is that like a spoiler yeah is spoiler yeah fuck that fucking shit you don't like it no I liked it was fun yeah so uh Watch Gladiator 2 just for the monkey scenes. There's lots of monkeys in it. And for Petra getting golf clubbed in the cranium. That's gonna be the last of us, right?

Does anyone, like, does anyone not know that? Everyone knows. Play their game. Yeah. You nerds. But anyway, if you got this far comment, wow, that was a scary moment. Like the sharks in the Colise. Wow, that's a scary moment

That's what I said I put my hands up Wow, that's a scary moment Wow, that is a scary moment And the CG baboons were Running around the Coliseum biting people in the neck Admittedly, that was a scary moment That is wow, a scary moment

Yeah Do you know what I thought was a scary moment? Hmm? In Spider-Man 2 when Doc Ock's arms controlling just the body Genuinely, he's knocked out Yeah And it's killing all dead for like five minutes

it's so good yeah it's i could watch a whole movie that's just that yeah i think that's the best scene in the movie personally yeah and and the and the bit that like follows up afterwards when he like stumbles outside and flips the car yeah that shit's fired if you're making like a pulpy superhero movie you can only dream to have your villain have a scene that good

oh my god yeah i was watching it like this is how you set up a villain like I'm scared of this guy yeah these arms are killing like 15 people at the bat and he's asleep what a cool creative way to just like instantly establish what's scary about those arms

yeah yeah yeah so cool it's so sick and like when it shows his reaction shot and his face is covered and it's just like moving and yeah yeah yeah and like the look of it the puppetry the yeah I love the shot when when the claw is like spinning and you're like attached to the core and it's like

Oh, I love it. And I love at the end, because he's got the blindfold thing on, and the claw comes up. Yeah, the little, the style points are, yeah, takes his, his blindfold off. And he's like, what happened? Well, I guess, uh, there's answers some questions from the suggesting for it over on the subreddit. And I guess we do have a theme. This is the, the kill episode, the killing episode. that in Minecraft

murder episode yeah in Minecraft obviously um or what else do people play uh Fortnite

Lego races in Lego races in Lego races in a Lego Fosa Horizon Wait no in Lego

what's that stupid series Horizon Zero Dawn yeah Lego Horizon in that's not enough kill you in Lego Horizon Zero Dawn Uh huh

Which exists for some reason No, uh, obvious humor 666 says, hi-jar. I'm going to court soon because I killed someone. And I'm a bit nervous about what it's going to be like. I heard on an old app that Alex once went to court. Does he have any insight into what it's like in the courtroom? Does Jamie have any court experience? Would he like to?

What crime would you like to go to court for? Thanks. Um, and someone replied to that saying, ignore your lawyer, streak around the court, imitate Goofy's voice, and plead guilty. If you make the judge laugh hard enough, you get absolved of any crimes. But if the judge cringes, you get double your sentence. That would be my world. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, if I was like, if I was like the Romans and I like took over and, you know,

that's what I'd be doing. Like that's how you post-musk world. What crime would I like to go to court for? Yeah, a nice crime. Philanthropy? You are too awesome and generous. Make me laugh. How would you make the judge laugh? I'd go like,

peekaboo. You'd like try and hide it. Okay. You can go. You silly one. You silly Billy. Only if you do it again, though. Only if you do it again the exact same way.

I didn't do what I'm told, Judge. You're fired. That's not a Trump thing. That's Alan Sugar to us. Yeah, that's Sir Alan Sugar. You're fired. It's so much better when he does it. Yeah, it is.

You're fired. Because he's got like tiny little arms, too? Yeah. like, you're fired. That looked awesome from this angle. Really, yeah. It's like you got the perfect angle for the time. Yeah.

Why does they have such small arms? I don't know. I feel like the richer, more powerful you are, the more you, like, shrink. You shrivel. You shrible. You shrivel. Get shrived. in prison for going to court.

When have you been to court? I've never been to court. In fact, it's one of my worst, um, one of my worst fears is being called for jury duty. What would you do? Would you poison? I'd have a tantrum. I'd be like, everyone's in the room is in agreement and I'm like,

nah. Look at, look at things from this angle. You could argue. And it's cut and dry too. Yeah, yeah. But you could argue. that like you can't prove

or disprove anything truly exactly you get like really pedantically philosophical about it yeah yeah yeah if

if we really sit and think about this is anything true in a way we're all guilty just for being here yeah let the first sinner let thou without sinner

be the stone thrower is what You should write that down. Put that in a book or something. Maybe craft societies around it. Minecraft societies around it. Have you seen what the villagers look like in the movie? I don't think so.

I don't care. I don't want to know about the movie. Yes, you do. I'm going to kill Jack Black in Minecraft. His character, the herobrine Oh, are they gonna do the Herobrine plot line

Definitely, definitely What the hell else is there to do? The Herobrine? Poe the Panda's very epic Says, thoughts on these sorts of toilet roll dispensers And he attached a picture You know the one, how would you describe that? I can't see it.

Oh, sorry. You know those? Oh, I hate those. They're like, they're kind of like, Armoured. Yeah, but if it breaks wrong, then you're fucked. Yeah, yeah. And you like don't really have space to maneuver and get in there and pull out the innets. And you gotta go, you gotta go fucking Wolverine mode.

Um, I'm gonna read the rest of this. I shouldn't because it's fucking vile. But you could, but use the time codes if it's too disgusting, right? I went out and had to take a big shit from out of my asshole and of course, keeping with the jar commandments I had to keep my booty hole clean. Unfortunately the only thing I had to use was this fucking awful machine to pull toilet paper out of. The toilet paper comes out so fucking tiny and so slowly that you'll be sat there pulling as slowly as possible for way too long just so you have enough paper to wipe your bum bum. Whoever decided to create these types of toilet roll dispensers

deserve to be shot. There's another kill for the episode. Thoughts? In Minecraft. I love being able to take a massive fucking sloppy, creamy shit from my sweaty, hairy asshole. Feels fucking euphoric. Do you guys like to take nice relaxing

pews in the toilet? I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Um... I... See, I've had a stomach thing. lately yeah so

I just kind of associate the toilet at the moment with fear and like dread yeah and I ain't been pooping right

because like I went like 32 hours without eating anything so that's put me in like this weird deficit where like obviously then

that's the that same day where I'm not eating anything I'm vomiting and diarrhea squirting right yeah so that's like emptying me out the next day I'm on just soup as I have been every day since you're loving it for like I'm loving it yeah I'm eating soup and I'm loving it um yeah I mean soup and I'm loving it um the bit i don't like is when you diarrhea squirt and like there's when it's when it's poo water as well as like a porter a bit of um when it's porter and a bit of solid yeah

yeah yeah so it so you're your diarrhea watering but then also you get a big plop that fucking rockets the poo water back up spraying your that's vivid that's vivid yeah and then you're like and you're like sweating and fucking you feel like shit and you can barely sit upright and your whole cheek is covered in shit water um so now at the moment i don't like pooing what's the name of the virus you think you had norovirus yeah hardcore fuck that yeah it fucking was hardcore fuck that shit let me get let me get um let me get the list of symptoms the list of symptoms because i legitimately had every single one noro guy it's this like the grossest poo on ever it's real though it's based on true

stories. No, I mean just like this whole like anecdote starting with the question going into your your own anecdote. Just like the visceral. I feel like I'm you know that shot you mentioned in Spider-Man of the like the claw. Yeah, spinning. Yeah, with the spinning. I feel like I'm that poop just flying into the toilet. Slow-mo splash. Yeah. So there's there's like five listed here, right? So I'll start with the, the fun ones, headache, muscle aches, low grade fever or chills, oh yeah, watery or loose diarrhea. Yeah, real. And then diarrhea again, plus nausea, vomiting, and stomach pain. All of the best things in a list. Holy fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. So I was mega dehydrated and I couldn't drink water because I'd just vomit back up.

It was horrendous. It's been my least favorite illness. I'll be honest. I think that sounds fair. Yeah. I saw a clip of it. I think it was Shane Gillis. And he says Ria.

Does he? You stole it, yeah. Motherfucker. Another one for the books. I knew, I knew he was funny for a really. Jason I was thinking the same thing I just didn't want to say it that's the truth um build 1713 says morning Alex and Jamie good morning Lego builder 9,000 dear can you please put Berg back on the set I miss him and want to see how he's doing

thank you we're talking about Berg earlier yeah Berg's on the mind I guess and Berg is on the set you just can't see him he's just up he's up he's way up He's way up, so don't worry about that. We'll remember you, Bug. Um, this is crazy, right? This one from Gentleman Owl. Oh God. And you're not gonna like it. Bear Bear, boys.

Since I know you two are the biggest Sonic fans out there, I'd like to inform you that there is a Knuckles comic that paraphrased a Holocaust poem to be about the Sonic universe. It's all real, I swear. Apparently the writer of the comic Ken Panders. Sorry, Ken Penders. He's a writer called Ken Penders. Later tried to defend it by saying that his Jewish friend thought that it's okay. Just a crazy situation I'd like you two to know about. I will include a picture of the comic, but in case something messes up, I'll type the poem below. First off, what do you think about that? How does that, like, wash over you? I don't know what to believe...

Ken Penders. I don't know what to believe about Ken Penders anymore. Should I read it? Yeah, but censor it. During Dr. Robotnik's takeover through roboticization, the SWATBOTS came for the foxes, and I did not speak up because I was not a fox. Then they came for the rabbits,

and I did not speak up because I was not. not a rabbit. Then they came for the squirrels, but I did not speak up because I was not a squirrel. Then they came for the hedgehogs and I did not speak up because I was in a kidnap. Then they came for me and by that time nobody was left to speak up. Kind of based. Yeah. I mean if his Jewish friend said it was okay.

Yeah. It's fine by me. Who am I? I'm merely a 1% Ashkenazi. No. No, it was like 2.9. Was it? Yeah.

Round that up. Yeah. I'm a 5% Ashkenazi. Yo, baby! Um, and I guess, well, unfortunately this is relevant. Bebo Baby says, What's your take on the Kanye situation?

And about the ineffectiveness of cancel culture as a whole. Why is everyone even acting surprised? He said these things a few years ago. As a society, why is our collective memory so bad? I don't even think it's about like collective memory. I think it's more that like, it's so attention grabby. Are we talking about Kanye?

Kanye. And his recent antics, his pathetic ramblings. Hey, when he drops a killer album, then everyone... No, it's actually genuinely like... It is Jovers, it's done. Yeah. And for the record, I was done years ago. It's not funny anymore.

Try different jokes. But like, it already wasn't funny. when he was on ix jones doing this shock jockey yeah yeah well no that that was never funny he's he's he's become a a a spoiled child he's he's gnost his brain back like 40 years so he's got the brain of like a five-year-old yeah but it's also like actually dangerous too. Yeah. But this is like a 45 year old man we're talking about. Yeah, pathetic. And he's always talking about in his music like when you've got daughters. Like, bro, think about your kids, man. Yeah, yeah. That's what I've been thinking primarily is like, oh my God, this. Yes, it's utterly

shameful. And but he also like would go on social media and like hound Kim Kardashian. And I was reminded recently about the unhinged shit with like he made a music. And he made a music. And he made a music video where he's like killing um Pete Davidson that's the monkey the monkey one right as his kids grow up and they see this stuff it's like Jesus Christ he's the most selfish man on the planet yeah yeah what horrible horrible individual there's there's no there's no there's no song he could write that could could redeem this shit no no no guy yeah I just don't care like I just don't care um yeah until he dies yeah that's like the

the only way I can I would feel like okay maybe I can listen to graduation like he's been dead like five years mm-hmm because it does merit in a way where it's like I ever since I like watched the pianist when I was about 17 or 18 and had to really like delve deep into the thoughts of like art versus artist Yeah yeah yeah And what does that look like how does that work And obviously take it on a case by case basis

But this is one of the first where it's The real time nature of it Just I don't know makes it like impossible to remove And it's so like flagrant You can't And it makes it almost like makes you retrospectively Go over his older stuff I think he's retroactively made his older stuff worse.

Which is, yeah, which I haven't really experienced before. Yeah. It's like I always, I always assumed I was on the same page as Kanye when he was like, I thought he was being tongue in cheek. I thought he was on the same page. Like, he knew he was being ridiculous. Mm-hmm. But it doesn't seem that way. Yeah, now you go, yeah, you like.

And that, that really changes the feel of all of his music. it's like oh like you you meant this like wholeheartedly like you were being literal it wasn't a metaphor type shit yeah you're not being like playful yeah actually just like a fucking idiot like yeah your stupid dumbass fucking piece of shit like like scumbag yeah actually just scumbag yeah and that super bowl stunt and it's like i yeah fuck that do actual like harm is caused by this kind of thing it's not cool man let's do a couple more here then piracy sex and arson says this on the brief discussion on the Mario movie

something I find really funny is that in the first teaser trailer Mario says this stupid fucking line what is this place with this really strange delivery the line just feels so out of place and they obviously knew because in the actual movie that line is removed and instead he's just silent this line has become a huge in-joke with my friend group so insanely funny to me for no reason whenever I hear it said in some other movie it always sets me off like a sleeper agent it's kind of like a less-known version of um he's right behind me isn't he in the same way that nobody seems to talk about that was awesome when some kids see some superhero do something cool or whatever

totally wicked I hate I hate I hate all of that yeah I hate all that type of vibe you know the forespoken vibe do you know I have I I hate what what the one I hate the most out of those but I got it I don't got it oh I don't got it yeah yeah it's like what's the best way to describe that kind of writing like anti-creativity yeah it's like using AI I was trying not to go to AI but it is like it's like tracing art or something yeah yeah it's just like traced like it's just always even if you're the first to do it like it's just somehow still sucks mm-hmm it's it's right behind me, isn't it? Anything with that tonality, like sonic type tonality just fucking sucks.

No, you just lost 70% of the audience with that. Good. They like You're not gonna be sick and shake yourself, are you? I'm just waiting. Well, I would like it if Ferrell wrote a song when he was like

It's right behind me isn't it Or something, you know Yeah, that would be kind of cool, I guess In a way That'd be kind of sweet It's right behind me A Yankee One I hate and I've always hated this

How about you try that again in English Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one suck English, comprendo English, please in English Yeah and they say something really like simple Yeah photosynthesis Oh excuse me

I want to explain that again in English I sent an email In English please I simplified that will you English please I hate film I'm not even going to pluck another one Because I've just remembered another bit of media

that I've watched that I want to mention. Okay. I watch Wicked. What the fuck? What the? Say that again in English. You watched a kind of musical?

I know, right? It's right behind me, isn't it? I didn't like it. Really? Why? I like what I was hearing for like the first hour. Mm-hmm. But what I was looking at,

I just don't know why they made it look like this. What did it look like? It's like blown out the light. There's not a single shadow anyway. That's what I was saying when I saw the fucking trailer. Yeah, because I saw a similar thing, and I was also seeing these, like, really elaborate sets and, like, costumes and everything. Yeah, because I saw a clip recently where it,

It's like the two characters they like wake up in a bedroom. Yeah, yeah. And like the set look cool and stuff. Yeah, there's some really cool set. This looks decent. But it's lit in a way that like genuinely ruins it for me. Really? Like it ruins the whole production for me.

Like all that money spent, 150 million bucks. And especially because it's like set in the Wizard of Oz universe. And that original film is like gorgeous. Like a production Marvel. Mm-hmm. So, to be filling those shoes, I just felt like such a waste to me. Um, and I don't get why they had split it into two parts. Because there's like no hook for most of the movie.

The money? Like the end scene, to me felt like, oh, this should be like the halfway point of the film. Yeah, because it's like, it's moving now. It's the first act of. Yeah, yeah. The play. But presumably the play is about three hours long, right? When you go to see it.

It must be. I don't know. And there's no intermission. It's like two hours, 40 minutes long. And yeah, I just, I felt like flatline emotion. Sorry, man. Damn. I haven't seen it.

It's too long. That is too long. But then, like, I just watched the brutalist, three and a half hours long, my favorite film last yearna. Yeah, but does Adrian Brody sing? Yeah. Okay. Whatever.

He sings about his green pussy. Adrian and Brady got a green pussy? He's got a green bussy. A snot bus. Adrian and Brady, get that snossy out of here, my friend. I want to try that again in English?