JAR Media Posdact - enjoy it while it lasts.

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 13:23 Housekeeping 31:36 The Final Pawny Corner :( 53:42 Mid Break 56:26 Question Segment: F Marry or Kill Pawny Variants 56:53 PO Box? 1:06:39 New Old Halo Revealed 1:08:33 Joe revealed for the Chase 1:10:14 Pawny Estimates 1:11:35 Emotional Anecdote 1:13:38 Therapy after Kingo 1:19:11 Pawns can Promote to Queen? 1:21:32 Tough Times 1:24:31 The Perfectly Done Revolution #BroCastS5E4

Ah, perfectly done. Jordan Pawneeson. I hope I look like Pony and not something a bit more. Uh-oh. Porni say, uh-oh. Porni say, my race has suffered for too long for you to do this now. Parnies don't have names. Ponds don't have names

Ponds don't have names We've got to do the classic jaw countdown One Two Three Four You fucked it up man How did I fuck that up?

I got green on my sock Mother How do you get green there? Don't know man Socks are for your feet Porns don't have socks. Get the toes out for the patrons. Hello.

Hello. I'm trusting Jim for this. I've been a lot of trusting you, bro. This could be like it for me. First, you don't trust me to press the buttons. Then you don't trust me to do your... Then you don't... Like, where's all...

Where's all the trust gone? Huh? Where's all the trust go This is somber It's a somber day In this house Yeah It's somber

It's melancholy Like it's both Yeah It's not just one or the other Up on melancholy hill There's a little porny Yeah Yeah

Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh That's on Pawnee Hill

That's one That's one to actually make We can make that Man Man, like next track Yeah Uh-huh Yeah Yeah

Share Share share Share share Share share Share share share Yeah Yeah I'm feeling melancholy

I'm feeling down actually Yeah I'm feeling awful Yeah I'm feeling like I'm feeling destitute. I'm feeling atrocious this evening. I'm feeling, um,

what's another synonym for? Straight B.A.D. B.A.D. Bayard. Yeah. I'm feeling straight B.A.D. Bayard. Oh, hell. You know, when there's like such anticipation, it's like, how do you even, like, live up to it? Yeah.

So, what do you even do? You have to actively, like, joker to it. You have to sandbag it before you... You've got to Folly a do it. Yeah. Folly a do. Watch me out joker to it. Yeah, Folly a do it.

Have you all thought about becoming a rapper of sorts. Wilchers first. You've thought about that? Hey, Swindon! People would travel from miles around to see the first rapper of Swindon. in town. Hey, have you heard the new pup filthy?

Yeah, they're kind of like obsessor porny, but their bars are fire. Yeah. Have you heard the Joker to it song? Joker to it. Talk about Folly or do it. Best before I fart and poet. And then I'm like,

nah, screw it. Bray. where do we even start with this man where do you start with an ending that's my question how do you begin an ending our endings in some ways can be beginnings hey man can you

for that one bit can you like have a like a zoom and like a dreamy kind of like surrounding so you're in like okay only if Billy edits it hello Billy hello Billy Billy's on the clock Her holding fast on her glock Oh, Bill

No Bill, no Bill, not tonight Billy couldn't Oh my God Billy couldn't hold a month Nah Do you know what I mean? Yeah, there's no Billy month There's no Paisley month, there's no argue month No

There's only one guy that gets a whole month Yeah So I guess a good afternoon, morning, evening or night Yeah, ladies and gentlemen I'm Alex joined by Jim Hello And this would be quite Like if you're one of the people

That is starting on this episode I frankly feel sorry for you Because there's a lot to catch up on Yeah it's a bit of a low point as well In like the story The ongoing story Uh huh It's you know

It's the It's the end of the second act Where shit's like Well I guess last episode was kind of like The low point for the characters At the end of the second act And this is the this is supposed to be the wrapping it all together, you know, completing all the arcs.

The last one is the end of the two towers. You know, where Gollum's a bit like, oh, wouldn't mind me a bit of that ring? Yeah. Yeah, so I'm kind of like, you know, Gollum with the ring falling into the lava right now. Yeah. You're falling into Pawnee's Chet.

What do you keep calling them? Chitlin. Glacier Cherry Eyes. Ponies Glossier Cherry Eyes. That's like the new radio had song Johnny Greenwood going emotional Can't take it anymore Pony I miss you my friend

Yeah we're um We did it people We yeah I guess we committed First we did a couple trial weeks In September Mm-hmm just a warm us up you know that was like the um that was like the the captain america winter soldier show before the captain america movie oh the latest one so i'm red hulk right now i'm green

hulk right now yeah you're just green green elk just normal just normal oak yeah um yeah there's something serene you know that follows the melancholy yeah There's peace in knowing that, you know, job well done. You know, when something's kind of, I don't know, perfectly done. He said it, people. He said it. Hey, Porny's catchphrase be like perfectly done. We should probably explain who Pornie is.

People know by now. People aren't watching this as a... It just does it when it wants, do you know? Yeah, the Pony button, he's got no... He's speeding up. He's getting faster. Oh, good. Porni, okay, quick catch-up.

Last time on Pony Month. Thank you. Porni is a character from the 2019 film Men in Black International. The hit film starred... Chris... Which Chris? Hemswell. Yeah.

And... What's her name again? Tessa. Tessa. Tessa Thompson. Tessa Porni Thompson. And most importantly, it starred. Kumail Nijiani, played by Porni.

Yeah. He's a little frog man. Yeah. A samurai frog porn. Parns don't have names. Yeah. So Porni... Should we just get into the nitty and gritty a bit?

Or do you... Like what style? Well, how gritty do you want to get? They don't call me parney otherwise. They don't call me parney for otherwise. Yeah, otherwise reasons, man. Yeah, so where, how do you feel? Well, you're skipping straight into Pony Month before even.

It's the last opportunity we're ever going to have. But what about housekeeping, man? We gotta keep some order around here. What does Pony think? You want to do Pony Corner? what's even the point anymore why even try there is an option

we actually never let this episode end ever so it's just always forever going this is our life now yeah we live in pornia it's a non-stop episode I feel like that's a that's like a fantasy villain's end you know

porny non-star he's so in love with this thing that you just like get so consumed by it he does it forever yeah yeah I hear that you need to know

when the going's too good do you know what I mean because that's part of it you know it's like it has to end for it to have meaning yes yes

if Mab Max doesn't like get off the ladder at the end and look up and give a little cheeky grin what's even the point of the road trip because I see those jarlings

that are like Like, just like, can you stop it? We're porny and everything. I'm just sick of it. And I'm like, no. No one's saying. You're going to be like aching for it soon enough. Yeah.

That's that's the saddest like part. They're like reality pill. They don't know what they want. We got to tell them. Don't take the red pill. Don't take the blue pill. Take the green pill. Yeah.

Get porny pilled. You fucking cowards. You fucking idiots. You don't know how good you had it until it's gone. Fuck face. Fuck face. I'm getting pissed, man. I'm getting upset. That's okay. We all have emotions.

Some pony more than pony others. Perfectly not done. We're not perfectly done yet. Yeah. So should we do housekeeping first or do you want to not do that? Um, because we got some good, like, feedback. Well, I think what we definitely need to do is shout out the Jiammedia patrons. Mm-hmm.

For being the fucking best guys and gals and everything in between and outside of. Pornies, aliens. Aliens. The best chest pieces on the board. Yes. There's no higher. Parns don't have names. Um, who, they make the show and the audio version possible.

We get the raw and filtered MP3. on Patreon ad free and even its own RSS feed at this point which is just can it even get any better than this the answer is no um that's not all they get wait there's more wait there's more bonnie said or something patron names first or second week of each month a nice humiliation ritual um i guess that would be the episode or two after this one but pawns don't have names Oh, that's why you're going to wait till next month. After Hours, the supplementary show over on Patreon. Just on fire non-stop.

Last week we did the Smile Dog. JPEG read through. We read through the classic creepypaster, got a bit scared. We'd never really read it in full, and we really found that quite frightening. Frightening. Because don't forget, it's not only is it Porny Month, but it's spooky season.

Yeah, it's the spooky season. So smiledog. JPEG over there. check it out as well as speaking of scary things black ipes let's get a started original version breakdown the porny cut maybe the best after i was yet all of the scenes from m i b i wouldn't i wouldn't argue with that argi's chance paisley's chance the uh dobby fan page breakdown melvin brother of the joker dubby place blah da there's so many there's a whole playlist go check it out it's incredible um as well as the jar media group chat it's a group chat you know you can leave suggestions

we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna sort of like v v v you know like transformers style you know you know meh like that's what's something you'd enjoy or not into you know the next segment right here right now um which do you want to do that i feel like i need to ask like if that's what something you'd enjoy let's start and then if i get angry we'll just go into porny corner and relax into porn i i've okay sure um the first thing i actually screenshot was that like i guess on youtube now they've started doing these ai generated video summaries right yes and on the last episode i noted this one that said this is describing last episode jar media's podcast explores the surprising lack of names for ceiling

fans diving into a humorous discussion about the fictional character born e The host ponder Porni's origins and engage in tangents about movies, games and life expect unexpected pop culture references and absurd hypothetical scenarios Nice, well down

Yeah, that's incredible, that's fucking scary, it's terrifying And I guess, oh man I'm actually, like I'm actually kind of here another bit because I can't believe it's actually coming to an end Yeah, yeah It's like pissing me off.

You know, in that first week, it's like, we got a whole month ahead of us. We've got so much, like, ambition. There's so many hours. You know how both, like, babies, like, you're a baby, and then you live your adult life, and then you, like, return to baby. Yeah. And I've got cared for it. Go back to that dipe.

But, yeah, but, like, how depressing going back to the diapers. Yeah. And we're at that point in Pony Month. We're at diaper stage. Return to dike. back to dipe yeah when you put it like that back and we had our dipe stage before the start of the month do you know what i mean perfectly dived up perfect brand of dipe where's just calling them dipes come from that's never been done um well Cynthia ditch burn

can get us going here on housekeeping from from the child media group chats like thoughts on porny month too this month has flown by fast and i think there's still plenty more juice in the porn topic to be squeezed out don't tempt me i feel like um i feel like the leader of a church now well yeah don't even get me started in the r slash porny um sure we'll get there no no i didn't screenshot anything to do with it because i didn't want to actually support that oh really that church because the church should be the church jar yeah they're like the Protestants. Yeah.

There's splinter fucking group. Oy. Stay like us. Dylan has a porny poem first from the jam of your group chat. Hello bro. I'm porny, yo. I'm going on an adventure.

Want to go? I'm porny. I'm irresistible. You can't say no. Oh, I see. You've started to notice my flow. Porny. Porny. Pau-pah-pah-pourney. I'm buff. You're scrawny. I'm cute. Come draw me.

Come on now, girl. Let's have some fun. Beware of my hammer. It weighs a ton. But now you've noticed rhymes perfectly spun. I guess you could say it was perfectly done. Damn! I wasn't with it and then the ending just tied it all together. Yeah, tight, perfect little bell on it. Cold, cold, cold. Colder than a tight, tight, tight, tight. Colder and tighter than a nice little tight piece of ice. Nice piece of tight ice. Usurp Noodle from the journal media group chat So can you please make more jafter hours We read spooky or not spooky stories together As a Japanese jarling I strangely enjoyed

Listening to two British men reading It's very soothing Kuma Kuma That's done loads for my self-esteem Thank you I get weirdly like nervous when I'm reading Really Yeah

Like you're back in year nine English Yeah ha ha Jamie can't read Ha ha fat Jamie Ugly Jamie can't even read Fat ugly Jamie can't read Fat ugly miserable shit bag You know

Yeah man That's pretty much how school was For a guy like me For a little guy like me For a fat ugly guy like me Um I'd be down But yeah I'm totally down

I found that Thoroughly enjoyable Yeah so did I Like a re-reviewed a creepy pasta every day yeah for the right price let's do creepy pasta year let's see if that sticks um thunder slug has the last one from the uh charm media group chat over on the patreon if you're the prophets and porny is god who does that make f gary gary do you think this that's for those who don't know the director of men in black international do you think he actually invented porny or rather

discovered a before untapped element of the collective human psyche um i don't believe he did actually invent him i believe that some artists conceptualized him and he went that one that's my take he's a busy man you know if gary gerry gary he's got other shit he's got chris hemsworth to get down with he's got tessa thompson to break it down with what does it mean to get down with Chris Hemsworth? You know, like, dance battle, like... Kick it. Just kick it. Kick it.

They're just kicking it. Yeah, they're just kind of kicking it. Just hanging out. Just hanging out, getting green with it. Licking each other's tongues type. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Chris, bloody. Bloody, Chris, you've got a nice tongue.

What's a nice, green? Long tongue you have. A nice green tongue you have, Chris. I wish you would. were just a bit tinier with a little samurai outfit on. Yeah, man. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Well, let's kind of transition over to the YouTube comments from last episode. Yeah, let's hear it. There's some good ones here. They get emotional. I'm going to warn you. Because everyone's on the same page with Porni Month coming to an end and that kind of macabre feeling that comes with it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's understandable. We're all in the same boat here. Name 7049 said, I can't believe we only have one more episode of Pornie Month, petitioning to just extend it to Porni season and run it till March. Okay. Well, your message is heard, but that might not be possible. Profile Feather said Pony Month. Better not be finished by the end of October. This better be the beginning of Porni decade. You can't give the community. something so perfectly done only to toss it aside for whatever trend you'd be chasing next

I feel you I feel you this is the opposite of trend chasing I feel what is the inverse of it you know um trend running away from yeah it's kind of like trend running away from you know you don't see Mr Beast being like oh it's pornie video

him in the thumbnail soy facing next to pornie yeah yeah yeah that's essentially what that thumbnail was was me so facing it on the TV. Yeah. Mr. Beast don't be doing that. He's too busy in Tron. Well, he's fucking, he's a fucking, I'm

gonna say it, I'm gonna, he's a piece of shit. Wow. Fuck that guy. Fuck Mr. Beast. I'm going there. I'm going there. Fucking hell, bro. Are you trying to get us killed? You know what? For this, yeah. I don't care what happens in my life. What's your problem with with Beast, bro? Beast games. Beast

Renegades You know Mr. Beast wasn't even born When Men & Black International came out Yeah He can come out The Test Tube yet

Yeah So you're gonna qualify that Or do you just want to put You know Put a What's it cool when you put like a thing on it Like just round it off Like nicely

You know I think you did a really good job Of just doing it Yeah Rounding that off Put in a little like That was a visual bit for the audio Sorry, yeah, yeah

Yeah, I'll do an audio bit for you audio listeners Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, video watches, go listen to the audio to understand that bit Wow, Mick Saladin said actually going to have to watch Men in Black International to understand this arc, can't believe you've done this, don't we've perfectly done this not only have we perfectly done this but the only thing you need to understand it

is the borgna over on the patron that's all you need and even then that's debatable what's so confusing man yeah what is the problem just read the fucking YouTube AI um

like thing I don't know because Julius seizure 842 great name this might be the episode that requires the most prerequisite knowledge to understand why yeah for who why we covered we did the the like on the previous pony month yeah from memory it was kind of just like you imagine if porn he was in like lord of the rings yeah it's like so confused bafflingly confusing about that and my grappling gun

yeah yeah man you know oh it's already flowing I'm my queen Yeah Instead of the Birds coming and get him at the end He's like, I won't lose another king He picks up Fred him Oh yeah

Fucking hell bro That's cool man I'm getting so hyped about all the Oghobugam said Can you do an episode without the British accents? Thanks That's racist man Yeah That is racial

That's racial as fuck That's mad racial Parnies don't see race Parnies don't have racials Laser Custard 4467 said Alex When a new female British monarch is elected And all the trauma comes rushing back

I'm not losing another queen Crying emoji Yeah What? I don't know bro Cramms 9745 said as a listener of around 7 to 8 years I think the Porny era might be producing the most consistently funny yogs yeah Keep it up morningers

Oh why does it have to end I know I'm actually like bro I'm actually really fucking upset Yeah well I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do I'm actually getting scared How do you do a normal episode now? Yeah yeah We're gonna lose all of our pay patrons we're gonna lose fucking everything well yeah but that's mostly because you threw shade at

mr beast and we're in trouble now man i'm getting i'm sweat you were gonna beat that oh do you want me to no you you're ready to leave that in and and suffer the consequences i'm ready to die 40 month is over dude what's even the point of going on on the albino jackal said loki i have an army iron man we have a parney Pretty cool, man. That's so fucking cool. That's cool. That's cool.

That's really fucking cool. Nice on Josh. Um, Andrew Aru said, you should do more porny chat. That would be funny. Yeah. I like that. I like your style. Hey, brother.

I like your style, man. Hey, guy. I like the way you go. Hey, guy. Oh yeah, we're not doing the English accents this time, oh, we've. We got a shift over again. Hey, dude. I love you.

like the way it is. Yo, dude, it's Pawnee month, brother. We keep it real. We keep it together. Pawnee forever, dude. Pony for life. Pony for eternity, my brother. You don't choose Pony.

Pony, Tadoo on my back, brother. Pony Bist Buss. Pony Barbecue Beef, man. Parnie Beach Bar. party beach bar did party beach bar uh 360 shrek no scope underscore no onions said

this is the most deranged podcast I've ever listened to at this point as a 20 25 listener who has a lot to go huh a lot to go someone replied to that saying I thought I was the only jarling

who discovered the cast in 2025 that was a goldengo game And someone else replied saying, this is Ingfrill. How did you find out about it? I'm always curious about newer listeners, since it's not the easiest podcast to get started with. And the original poster replied saying, Alex mentioned it on Sardonicast and at the end of one of his videos around a year ago or more. And I needed more podcasts to listen to at work. Looking back, my first ones I happened to check was the Sting trilogy, which probably explains why I kept watching. perfectly done that's how cool man that onboarding is crazy that's legit onboarding

like we've got different series that like oh I'm like a sting OG yeah oh I've been around since the curry mate yeah I wasn't really into it until the normal kind of cemented

yeah I don't even get me started on Porny Month brother Yeah. It all kind of went downhill after Porny, man. Don't put that in the air. We're all thinking it. Let's be real. I'm thinking it. Yeah.

That's why I'm like shaking. I get that Mr. B's shake. Oh dear. I'm so excited to potentially win some prizes. One lucky subscriber is going to be given an actual pornie replica, but only if you. If you have a high enough bank account earnings. Should we do the opposite where it's like, one subscriber will be killed.

You're in danger. If you're a hitman. If you're subscribed, you're in danger. Yeah. Start running now. Two more. Snakey sneer said part of me truly believes and hopes that when Porny Month is sadly behind us,

the boys won't know how to do a normal podcast anymore don't say that man because you might be right we've already done the normal episode day normal episode part two like really fucking ruin it type shit

yeah like fucking ruin it you know like run it into the ground shit yeah yeah yeah fucking destroy no I don't think there's no such thing there's no such thing is running something into the ground.

Porny month proved that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. No, now I'm like, oh, I get it with like business and stuff. It's like, oh, more is just always good. Yeah, we're like Jeff Bezos over here, man. Yeah. We're gonna fucking, we're gonna rent the entirety of Venice

to get married to Porni. We're sort of like, we're lost leaders at the moment, you know? Like, but we're trying to, like, flood the zone as far as like, like, Pawnee. Once porny is in everyone's minds, then we reel it back, then we figure out a way how to monetize. Yeah, yeah. More.

We need more. Just get it everywhere, you know? Yeah. We can be like the, um... A viroi. We'll be like the villain from, uh... What's... The Kingsman.

Which one? The first one, where like everyone gets this phone, the phone being Porny, and then we can activate a thing and it turns everyone into Porny. A green virus. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Quick, Porny. Give us a smile. Yeah, man. Kingsman X. Porni. Yeah, Kingsman X-Men and Black International Porni.

Yeah, man. I like it. So we got one more from Jonah 9519. I thought them talking about gold for half an hour was bad. I was not prepared for them to talk about Porni from Men in Black International for seven fucking episodes. How fucking sick would it be if Porni got like gold-plated samurai armor? I'm a DLC type thing.

Yeah. He could do your superhero landing? Yeah, man. Ghost of Yote, DLC pack. Sony. Sony already has the rights. They literally have to spend zero pounds. Yeah.

They're just stupid for not doing stuff like that, idiots. Yeah. Sony Ghost of Yote pack. Give us just a little bit 2% off the top. We'll be happy. Yeah, just give us like 60%. 6.7% whatever, man. You think I'd give five shits anymore?

Fuck it, man. Just fucking baller. Yeah, just bowler. Just bowler. Pony baller, man. Yeah. We're ponny ballers. I fucking hate that, dude.

Right, now's the time everyone's been waiting for, man. The final one. Is this it? Is it Pony Corner? It's a Pony Corner for the last time. Oh, God. Oh, my fucking God. Help.

Help me. What? mean because it's the last one man I buy doses block more than Pawnee's shoved up there like they've just been born motherfucker would you let Pawnee dig around in there and pull out all this slime Pawnee find my fucking G spot dude perfectly done perfectly calm um so who wants to start man this is Pawnee Corner will be kind of I don't know if I have the emotional stability to carry our feelings on pornie right it's like a recurring segment now man for like four weeks straight um it's been more like six weeks no pony corner's new man

it's not well depends on your if you were born like a month ago it would be pretty new why wouldn't it be known if you're born two months again no no no no listen up man i'll start us going because I'm upset Ponny's jewels are on my neck with disrespect I'm honestly feeling awful about

porny right now what do you mean I'm feeling a I'm feeling a fucking trocious about porny right now about porny what you don't like porny at the moment

I'm kind of over it now man he's serious I'm sick of him fucking less really and I've just commissioned the painting of him too even the naked

when he's naked That's pretty funny, man, but I'm sick of it. I hate Pony now. Even the 3D render when it's like starting with his bones. It was never funny. Let's be real. We're being forced. The bones were kind of funny. Pony's bones.

Nah, you can't convince me now. Yeah, no. When they three, come on. No, Pornie sucks. Pony fucking sucks. You fucking, he's awful. What do you mean? He fucking is the worst shit Sony's ever done.

And they've done some awful shits, man. Electro is worse Electro is cool cooler than Pornie that PORO Electro has more fans than Porni The Green Goblin from The Amazing Spider-Man is worse than Porni

You say that But he's still got more fans than Pony No he doesn't He does Not anymore Not since Pornie Man's not since Porni Man No you really think so Yeah

You're just trying to make me feel better I'm not I'm not I'm fucking bummed out if you regret Porny month all of a sudden Green ass fucking You painted your face green

To reveal that you don't even really like it I didn't paint it green This is just what I look like now It's tatty I just got a bony tattooed Just by accident Green face tattoo Not cool dude

That's porn saying that he thinks it's like too far yeah well you know what like we've really tried the signal boost this fucking asshole and he doesn't do shit for us so he doesn't even pay attention to us at all Sony gave us zero money for the record for Pony Month that's what I'm saying where it's like sure like by week two I thought maybe yeah we're out here slaving away but that's not Pornie That's Sony's fault. That's Sony's fault. That's F. Gary Gary. That's not F. Gary Gary. It's fucking... F. Gary hasn't fucking replied to a single email.

None of them have... That's what I'm saying. That's kind of why I'm so upset because it's like, listen, Sony. By week three, I'd be willing to wait. But now we're on week four and we haven't heard a single peep. Not a single fucking pip from these assholes. Come on, man. What are you doing with it? Not even a, not even a little, not even a bit. But not even a smidge. Why does that change how you feel about porny? Because this is all a ploy to get Sony to give us some money. I mean, beat that.

We like held him hostage for a month. See, this has been the long car hanging in a fucking spills and fucking truth. Sandy shits that was just to get Nickelodeon to give us money man and then it was they did they paid up as well Zach Snyder was like finally someone's likes our cyborg version yeah finally someone bought that toy of yeah and so it's never enough for us so we need the big bucks we need the Sony millions yep and sure you know we get the Nickelodeon millions we get the Snyder millions but there's something deeper when it comes to Sony

you know because we got that they got PlayStation we love crash bandicoot I'm porny I'm over porny he sucks I hate porny now no you don't do you think I'm trying too hard cap

stop the cap you think I'm like it's like stop the cap genuinely It's like when you don't want the play date to end And you're pretending like I want to go home anyway I don't even want I don't even want to stay here anymore

I want to go home now Even though we're We were halfway through the best mega blocks build We've ever even got to Yeah Even though we were halfway through the 2019 men in black International set Where she breaks on to the crime scene

And reveals to herself the men in black That's what's fucked There's some kid right now Who's like He's with his best bud And they've just been watching Men in Black International And like

Their moms have done talking And like they're still got half an hour And they don't know how it's gonna wrap up And they're like Nah keep talking for half an hour Please mom I want to see what happens to Pony And the gang

That's definitely happening on the planet Right now At least one You know Nah bro this fucking suck I'm so upset like where do you take this shit now I don't know

I think Pony might have beaten us I think Pony's won I think he wins huh he'd won from I feel like nah last last episode I'm gonna be honest

was some like magnum opus tier you think so you know that was a fucking what about it though well it's it's like um

like you said earlier like the that just that phase in like a four four week thing right where like empire strikes back right yeah yeah you know we're in fucking Jedi now oh shit yeah yeah yeah green

lightsaber yeah yeah he's cool though he's cool and he's cool and he's cool he's cool and all the Darth Vader stuff is good but like green light saber yeah that's what I'm saying right jabber yeah jabber um trees EWOX

Green Planet Yeah, EWX Yeah, watch shit film That's cool, man You're the Emperor Yeah, the Emperor shit's cool Do you know what isn't cool Han Solo running around

Doing nothing Han Solo in the third In Return of the Jedi Has Pony Energy Yeah, he does He like impacts nothing You know And we like that about Pornie because Pony's Pony.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he doesn't have Han Solo's vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although Porni's kind of Han Solo. He's, like, cooler, though. He'd be cool in like, um... He's a bit more noble, actually, than Han Solo. He's more Indiana Jones, I think.

You could see Pony in the, um... You know, the can'tina. Oh, absolutely, yeah. He's like... Hold on, give me that instrument. Yeah, yeah, he's... You know what I mean? No, Luke goes into the Moss Isley canteen, right?

Sits down. Muffled porny. Stands back up. Hey, this sees taken, chum. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, this he's taken, buddy. And then Luke's like, oh, I'm sorry. What's your name?

Ponds don't have names. My tricks don't work on him. me. Only men in black international. Mind tricks don't work on pawns. Oh god man. We managed to bring that round. We brought that back around to Porny Corner.

That was scared. That was scared because... That was scared as fuck. That was scared as fuck. Because that was just heading straight back into Star Wars, like old jar, like normal. Oh. Like straight in the Star Wars. You can tell the porniness is like bleeding out. It's fading.

Yeah. It's really... It's losing it, man. Ugh. I'm actually really... I'm pissed off. I'm fucked off. Your emotionals.

Yeah. Your emotions. Talk about it. You want me to talk through my emotions? Yeah. It's just like... When you get... When you stumble upon a thing so great

and just realize that it has to stop you know there's a full stop it's like we referenced Lord of the Rings a lot lately but like Gandalf and Frodo like you know when Frodo just lingers and he's like this shit nah

it's wrong I've got to go I gotta go to the afterlife I got to just fuck this you know like I love you all but I gotta kill myself because it's just too much now like it's too good um

I got a Porni's got a sail away like Enyrd style you know bye bye Pony well sail away plays

sail away sail away Pony's gone yeah no I get what you're saying so do you think the ending of that of what is Mission Impossible International

Mission Impossible International Mission Impossible International. When Tom Cruise is like, I'm a de Arnes, you can't be my girlfriend, wife, no more. When does he say that? In real life. Oh, really? Okay.

Do you not know about this? What the fuck you talking about? You know, the, like, insanely attractive woman from Blade Runner 2040? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, she's in Knives Out. No, but she's like been dating Tom Cruise. no she hasn't she has and they've just broken up

really yeah is she a Scientologist I think maybe that was where she drew the line but she did did she not already know since when were they fucking that's crazy

it's weird right okay and how does Pony relate to that um because she's moved on and Dayton come out because he got those fucking washboard abs from yeah

Yeah, he's fucking shredded. Perfectly done. Yeah, I'm just, I don't know, man, I'm fucking, uh, battle-born. What? What's battle-born? I'm fucking battle-born right now. What is battle-born? That's fucking bringing back.

You know, I'm just fucking battle-born right now. Um, I'm crustfallen I'm finding out what battle born is I'm battle born at the moment Battleborn Porny's battle born Born from the From the rage of the fight

What the fuck is this I'm battle born at the moment man And I can just feel it blocking me My Sinai That Yeah man I'm battle-born at the moment I'm like hardcore battle-born right now

I'm blocked up and what kinds of Anadamus battle-born blocked There's no way she was actually dating She was, Google it if you don't believe my shits I'm Googling it Anadamus Pony fanfic Part 2 Some Cruz feels used by Anna da-a-a-a-am

Because she was like, I'm trying to listen to my favourite podcast about Pawnee You're not going to listen to it, you're going to give money to Scientology now No, I want to listen to my favourite podcast about Pawnee One last time See? They're not dating, they're just friends they're just kind of friends you know

they're just buddies they just kiss each other how the how the fuck did you know about this I've just got like this weird like mind's eye where I close my mind's eye and then I just know then I just know where Anna Darmus is and what she's doing

that's fucking weird it's creepy and it's hard to talk about without sounding creepy Yeah. See, I've got the same thing but for Tom Cruise. Wow. We've got that inside scoop. Oh my God, he killed her. Br, br, br, br, br, br, bro, bro, bro, bur. Allegedly.

Um, see, we've come, we've come a long way from an innocent little frog. Shit gets real at a certain point. You can't avoid when shit gets. gets real. Whoops. Whoops. I just sent money to Scientology. Yeah, I fucking did. Shit.

What? Five grand gone from the account? There's no way she is 37. Is she actually? Isn't Tom Cruise like 785? Tom Cruise is 92. Wow. How...

That's fucking fire, man. How old's porn eat? Yeah, I was just about to Google it. How? Old is Tom Pornie Tom Pony

Pornie Pornie's brother Tom Cruise How old is Pornie, man? Uh How old is he? As an alien character His age is not specified in the movie

However, some background information About the character exists Number one, he is a small alien Yes The Last Surviving Man of his race which was killed by the villain number two

the creator of the character voiced by actor Kumiel Nijiani is discussed in behind the scenes footage they've thought through this of course they have these videos show that he was conceived as a unique character with a larger than life

personality but his alien lifespan and age are not mentioned that's fucking bullshit that kind of information needs to be written down and plugged in by the creators to, like, appropriate wikis. If F. Gary Gary is not even thinking about that, like, what is, what are they doing? Well, yeah, it's like, fucking, like, this is something that's great about Star Wars.

It's like... Every detail. Oh, how old is fucking Chewbacca's auntie? Oh, she's 49. What wars did she fight in? Yeah. Let me tell you. The Ruk-Poo War.

The Pawnee Battalion. Yeah, the Porny Battalion, in that right, Bill, Bill. In the Battle of the Porny Battalion, Porns lost the rights to names. Parns don't have names. That's where it comes from. Yeah. Billy, why can't use people? And suddenly you just got law spewing.

No, Billy. No. I can't have her on me because she's going to go on the laptop and it's all just going to go like Porny Month kind of style. You want to take her? This is fun. This again is like a video bit. This is what I... This was my fear, right?

Yeah. You know, not only what's going on with my face, it's not sickness. It's sadness. Yeah. You know what I mean? Why was Billy just okay with that? Because she's jealous, fuck She's such a trusting cat

I just I just Might be the first cast that I start Crying on Really Gay I'm actually going to turn gay For this one

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's like there And I just want to I just want to grab his cheek And be like, thank you Yeah If he could just be here He's gonna be here for after hours

So don't worry I'm going to grab his cheek and I'm going to be like Fuck man I love you Is that you pinching his cheek? Yeah I'm pinching his cheek But like twisting it You know

He's a little bit of pain Get to see you Yeah yeah Thank you I've got your nose pony I want to have him like Locked up and painted green Yeah yeah

I want him locked up to the wall with his fucking washboard abs. I want to dry my clothes on his abs. Give me some pony quotes. Who? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Porns don't have

names. When was it? Like, realistically, realistically, when was the last time Camille and Ijiani thought about pornie? Six years ago. Yeah, 2019. When he looked in his bank account

And was like, nice Yeah Perfectly done Yeah That's the last time He said these few fucking words Yeah Oh my god

Because actually now I'll save it For the question segment Because He thought he was gonna Fucking take the worms place He thought he had a fucking Franchise on his hands

Oh I'm the worms In the Knicks Man in fact Yeah he was rubbing his hands together Like not only have I got porny but I got Kingo on the horizon Sony and Marvel Oh

Going for DC next Who would be a good Who would be a good Um Pony for D.C? Um You know, Pornie in D.C. Open up the Phantom Zone

There's a little like porny mailstrom going on. Do you think Porni should just be in the DCU? If you want it to as prime as possible yes yeah like what sort of power scaling is you gonna have just under superman can beat guy gardener opening scene beats guy gardener oh that's cool that opening first episode of lanterns kills him kills guy that's the murder that they're like

solving it's meant to be like a right yeah yeah yeah kills guy gardener full stop Turns out he did it for just reasons. Yeah. Justice League kind of reasons. Yeah. Right, bro. I guess we'll see them after these messages. Because I got to like kind of prep myself up a little bit.

Okay. I got to pit my poe, if you know what I mean. Uh, yes. An unpipped poe is quite the premium joy. Uh-oh, Billy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Billy.

Uh-oh, Billy. I might start calling her Uncle. Hey, Unk. Hello, Uncle. Hey, Uncle Billy. Uncle Billy. Uncle Billy lost his wheelie on the motorway. Hey!

Bing that joy, premium joy. and gratitude to all the fans. I can't believe it's been six years since my character's introduction. It's my heart to see such an amazing fan base supporting us all these years. I adore each and every one of you. Let's keep laughing, loving and toughening it out together. And hey, who knows? Maybe there'll be more Pawnee news in the future. Stay awesome, everyone.

Ah, blimey, my bog's old frothy. Got the classic fucking boggy broth. Oh, not the broth bog. Yeah, I'm hating this lighting this episode as well. It's horrible, isn't it? It's just to make sure my face is, like, green instead of something else. Yeah, yeah. I disagree, though.

You should have stuck with your guns. Stuck with my gun. James Guns. Everybody. Three, two, one, everybody. needs somebody needs some pornie to love everybody

needs a pony to love I don't know whether to be ashamed or enriched by the idea of like how many hours he's spoken about pony you know what I mean I think you should be proud You really think so

I think you deserve a pat on the back Pawnee on the back Just imagine that he's on your shoulder Giving you a little massage Oh thanks Pawnee That really I really had a sore shoulder until you did that Well I had a couple knots back there

Pony you've really worked them right out That's so fucking God God damn it man He's so amicable he's just such a good fucking dude he's such a solid

fucking Blake well welcome to the second half of the cast where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit where you can leave questions for future episodes if you got this far into this episode comment don't let porny month end

don't let porny month end but as all good things have to they have to you know do you know what I mean yeah all things must be good all things in ways must be good

full stop the end hip hip hooray so no project 593 you can get us going bear bear boys fuck marry or kill pornie venomized porny and

minionized porny minionized pony kill yeah easy fuck venomized and marry regular yeah that's the answer yeah fuck minimized um mr junkins so would you ever consider reopening the PO box i have something very very important i need to send you boys no spoilers but it's related to a certain chess themed toad adjacent sex icon from a certain popular movie franchise should i yeah it was kind of annoying it was annoying it was annoying

it was kind of pissing my pants yeah like me right now it was cool though it was cool it was very very cool to get like pony merch in the mail yeah to be sent venomized riko dave brian or whatever i bought those because look at how look at the joy it's brought everybody was rico dave brian a thing beforehand was it because you bought i thought i bought rick at david and brian what didn't i

you did what well i don't really know anymore what i remember riko dave brian riko dave brian i don't really know what i remember and what has been sort of um you know in inception where they're like implanting memories i feel like that's what

Jarlings have done to me. Yeah. No, it's like... I'm innocent Killian Murphy, you know? And all you jarlings are like Leo DiCaprio. You know? They turn 25 and you just move on. Pony turns 25 and you're just done with him.

Bro. So I don't know. What's the answer? can't remember trepidation yeah be careful people be careful out there because someone's always

trying to get what's yours be careful they're coming for you and what you want yeah so keep your shields high and

invest in a new shield probably as well you probably need a new shield yeah at least polish it yeah upgrade it at least to the blacksmith

yeah and listen keep those ears wide your eyes sharp keep them like beady watching like glassier cherries like glassier cherries

keep them fucking beady sticky watching keep them beady keep them sticky sticky and beady don't forget to keep your eyes sticky out there

yeah look out for danger around every corner if you got to like if you must oh if you must pay someone just be like before you go around a corner you're like get some fivers out at the nearest cash machine you can't get fibers from cash machine okay tenor then it's fine you're rich if you're listening to this like you get a tenor out and you're like hey brother there are two of them right two people two people right you got 20 quid yeah you're like you

you go around the left look around the corner and you go around the right and I'll give you a tenor if it's safe each each you give me a signal thumbs up if it's safe around each code word is perfectly done yeah so then you give them 20 quid yeah combined yeah well no you have make them do the job first, then pay them at the end. Otherwise, they might just make it and go. Well, that's why you first go into the nearest shop, break it down into two fibres, so you give them a fibre to convince them. Right, yeah.

You get the other five. Half before, half after. Yeah, that's a good tradition. The thing is you're forgetting is that you need 40 quid, because you need to also ask some people to check that the other two people are reliable. Yeah. That's kind of baked into the cake. Yeah. Yeah.

But somewhere down the line, you will be making money. that's the thing where like these people that are born into wealth they're so fucking boring with it you know what I mean where it's like just have some fun for once you fucking boring uncreative send send us working class like on missions for big payout yeah just for like two grand or something yeah we'll humiliate ourselves for that kind of action yeah we'll do anything that's what i'm saying that's what i mean every day i'm like please someone just offer me two grand

to the base myself that's what i'm saying there where it's like i'm jeff bezos's like daughter right yeah what do i do i i like get obsessed with the 2019 movie of sorts no one's talking about this shit and then what do i find i find the fucking jackpot of sorts yeah and time to fund I'm actually going to have to hit pause Why? Because I got to, like I suddenly have to poop You need to do a shit right now

Like I need to poop That's fine, I'll just add lib Okay I'm gonna use downstairs toilet Cause uh It's gonna be loud What the Is that mac and cheese

Oh my god we normally like break halfway through so then we can go to the toilet but he was like no I'm I'm feeling awesome actually I don't need no toilets and then he's like actually pausing all of this to be like I've got to go explode out of my fucking hole so yeah that's what I mean about like these really boring billionaires like why don't you just do something cool with all that cash fund something interesting you know like porny podcasts the amount of porny podcasts you could fund with that i would start a whole like a pony university at that point you know i would i'd make it i'd make it like serious academia like you can get you can get a degree in pornie like you can actually study it that's how far i it you know take the absurdism to the because what are you doing with all that money like why you what are you doing with it oh i'm going to the Maldives wow you could do that or you could actually do like do something interesting like start a new university chain the most prestigious university

year like poach all the best teachers you know or the best lecturers You poach all the best lecturers in the world. You're so fucking rich. What else are you doing with it? You cowards. Invest it into something important for once. You know what? Getting an island.

Have a university island where all the, like, everyone's like, what's going on on this island? You know? By a, you know, there's probably Epstein Islands probably. pretty cheap at the moment you can buy that up turn it into a university island you know get people in on that game um i'm just gradually spreading more and more green all over myself oh i'm so blocked man i can't i'm really fucking upset about all this shit i didn't think it was going to hit me this hard man i didn't think it was going to hit like this wave

because once it's over it's done like it's finished and I know what's going to happen everyone's going to be like even though they're hating now like stop with the porny shit like it's fucking enough that you've done it too much I know in one week two week three week four you're going to be like like the old formula doesn't hit quite like the porny month shit I just know that's coming man oh you're pissing me off

I can feel it you're all pissing me off big time oh Jesus Christ I'm fucked off man I'm really I'm genuinely upset don't tell Jim but I'm pissed

figuratively and literally I'm pissed off Oh shit, I forgot I've got completely green face, so no, my hands all green. Oh, God. Oh, my God, I'm green everywhere, man. Fucking hell. It's spreading. It's like got a fucking rash.

Oh, dear. Oh, God, I feel so ill. I'm Loufriigno over here. The campaign that started it all Hello Halo campaign evolved That's what it's called Why is nothing they can make

Like look right Yeah Why does it always look a bit fucked It looks like an idea Yeah, yeah. Hate the name. Campaign Evolves sucks. Yeah, why is it called that?

And it's got three more levels. What? Oh, they made it longer. I forgot I've got like green. So look at me. Oh, you're shedding green. Yeah, I don't know. Whatever, man.

sorry I had to do a poo do you mean he used to do a poo I tried to keep it going but then I got scared it wasn't a very good poo bit sore not it wasn't sore it's just I sat down and poo came out immediately

that's good isn't it but then it was like well where's the next one I can feel it's there but nothing happened that sucks yeah so I'm no doubt to be pooing again a bit little bit later

so let's continue on I'm becoming the the witch from Wicked oh shit yeah I can't wait to see that day one hello I'm the new Wicked you might remind yourself

of pony Fnung's dad is the next one for us boys Here's one from the vault Jopasqualee has been announced As a new chaser on the chase This feels like a truly full circle moment for the cast, no? What the fuck, really? Yeah, it's real.

Why? There was like... Is he like smart? There was like a mysterious chaser Who had like a mask on? Yeah And it was revealed to be Jopasquali and I'm not joking.

did they reveal this like in film can we watch it no like in an in an episode yeah yeah I didn't mean like in the chase the movie I don't know if there is a video actually how he went completely incognito everyone's lips is who is behind the mask

Maverick reveal yourself Everyone knows. See his job's quite late. Tell what he looks like. Yeah. See? How fucking weird is that? What?

He's a geologist. What? What the fuck? Nice one, Joe. He's got crazy voice. He does, don't he? He's a geologist. as well

we've now discovered so fuck yeah nice yeah well thanks for the info awesome awesome work fantastic news Manuel 154-56

says hello jar three weeks ago I estimated that you talked about porny in taking accountability again for about 41 to 46 minutes or so or about 46 to 50% of that week one and a half hour-long episode.

Last week, Pornie's time count came out to about one hour 1926 out of a one hour 49-58 episode. Was it that long? Or about 72% of the episode. That is 18 minutes, 59 seconds longer than the normal episode. And 2.1 times the length of the curry episode, which is 37 minutes. checking out men in black international I found that porny only shows up halfway through the movie and has only seen or heard on screen for about 15 minutes

meeting last week he talks about porny for 5.3 times longer than he actually appears in the movie in fact men in black international was only 35 minutes longer then last week's total porny conversation amount I was that I think you feel it was fantastic fantastic that's fucking great news

um big whoops says salutations Alex as a long time patroner of the morning variety I thought I could contribute to an anecdote to the very cast

that has brought me nothing but pain and misery over the years when I was in eighth grade year nine I was already an ardent fan of the jar cast and tune in every week

during my study hall on one such occasion and I tuned in to the classic, We All Have Our Own World episode. Since I sat in the back of class, I was free to use my school laptop to watch Jarre in full screen, and what a mistake that was.

Hearing Alex regale us, with the juice-only diet he'd put Argy on, maybe let out a muffled scream laugh. My teacher immediately walked over to my desk and asked, What are you laughing at? In a harmless tone. I casually replied that I was listening to a podcast,

which infuriated my teacher. She immediately confiscated my headphones and permanently banned me from listening to podcasts. It didn't help that when she saw my screen, Alex was dressed as Batman and James was dressed as a Soviet soldier and Jim just looked scary. Needless to say,

it's still tuned in every week after that and was never caught again. Thoughts on the evil jar-hating teacher. Also, P.S. Keep the... Keep up the good work, lads, been listening since sixth grade, and I'm now in college. Jesus. Well, um, what an asshole. What a nasty teacher.

Bad. Bad work. You need to start pranking your teacher in Minecraft. Yeah. Like, um, you know, some people do like a, nah. Maybe paint yourself green and start doing, like, porny shits. Oh, that's a shout. Hey, I'm just green guy, man.

being racist to my green shit man Pawnee would fucking take that the wrong way yeah or the right way um mr oksumgir says as mentioned on the cast

before camille had to get therapy after Eternals flopped how do you think he felt after men in black international do you remember this he had to get therapy after Eternals Yeah, I think he was kind of counting on that He thought he was like

I'm Thanos now, like Yeah, I'm basically Thanos, Spider-Man I'm Spider-Man, Iron Man I'm kind of like venomized iron-thanos I'm the iron-thanos Type thing And then his therapist was like What's wrong with just being Kumail?

Then he cried What's wrong with just being happy With what you did with Porni no I feel like he did um he did porny out of like a love of the art and just getting it out there whereas like Eternals flopping was more of like Eternals was like a paycheck shit yeah this this is this is the generational wealth type shit where pornies like from the heart yeah yeah and I think he probably bought like two new cars and a nice new L.A. Mansion in preparation for the coming money.

And they're franchise shits. Yeah. And then he was like, oh fuck. Mental breakdown. No, but he thought Pawnee was going to be franchise shits. They all did. Yeah, but not like that.

You remember like keeping up with the pony cut like at the em where it's like, where he's like, hey like I got to be your bodyguard now guys. Where it's like positioning him like he's going to be, this is the new guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like it.

He's the new pug. He's the new men-in-black worm, you know. He was to usurp the worm. That was his role. Usurped the worm. Do you know what? I'm going to put this out there. This might be controversial. What?

The big mistake with men and black international was casting Chris Hemsworth. Who do you think should have been? brolin no he's already done it oh yeah he's already been in men and black no like it should have been um tom cruise no

tom cruise i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say it it should have been ryan reynolds ryan reynolds and the rock well ryan reynolds or the rock but ryan reynolds ryan reynolds tessa thompson i think it should have been the rock and Kevin Hart Oh yeah

No because in that Junction Kevin Hart would have had to have been Porny Which I wouldn't want No he'd want his face to be in it He wouldn't be a CG character Yeah no you're right

Camille Camille is humble enough to be A creature Yeah Kumail will do that for the art Yeah Even though he's got a He's very handsome

he's fucking hot yeah he's mad hot he's fucking ripped and hot yeah rich yeah and has a Lamborghini probably and he's been in one good movie

what men in black yeah or the Eternals take your pick the Eternals wasn't that bad it was pretty shit bro it was pretty awful

it sucked it was like really boring yeah it sucked it was like insanely boring yeah it just sucked do you know what I mean I remember that so clearly because James liked it

yeah but like I've got no passion for that movie you know I don't hate it I barely even dislike it it just sucked apart from the scene when Kumail's dancing

that's the best bit of the film that was a decent bit yeah because he looks fucking hot yeah he's fit as fuck yeah his deltoids are insane yeah you can tell him

but then there gets to the point where he's just like bye he's just out of the movie yeah way underused yeah especially for like his

body change he put in he put in fucking work he's not even in the like fight at the end. Is he not? No. He's leaves. What's his power?

Doesn't he like, he has energy things and goes he's like, throw his things. Yeah, that sounds right. Wasn't that cool? No, none of them were very cool. Yeah.

The Superman mom was cool. Oh yeah. But then he died. He flies into the sun and kills himself, doesn't he? Does he? Yeah. Oh my God, I can't remember. I remember nothing

And then Harry Stiles shows up I remember Harry Stiles It's me guys I'm Thanos's cousin Yeah Thanos's cousin Harry Styles The not gay But

What's it called Queer Bating Right right yeah I'm queer baiting Harry Stiles Thanos's cousin Queer Bating Harry Styles Huh

Carl Paster says In Chess The most powerful move A porn can make is to promote to a queen themselves. What implications does this have for the porny character? Did the writers of Men in Black International not know this? Too woke.

I think they were too woke to even think about that. No, they weren't woke enough to think about it. Because it would be incredibly woke for porny to switch to a queen. But don't you lose when you lose this? queen no you lose when you lose the king that's sexist it is sexist a bit yeah you should choose at the beginning if you want your queen or king to be more powerful yeah i agree you

know what i mean yeah yeah yeah and no one corrected me on this but last episode i said that um chess was invented in china it's not it wasn't eh it wasn't it It was invented in India. No way! Which actually makes Camille being cast actually make more sense. Wow, I had no idea. Yeah. India?

Yeah. Wow. That's amazing, though, that you can just say shit. No one gives a fuck. Yeah. And then loads of people take that to their grave. Yeah. They repeated it and just embarrassed themselves now.

Yeah, yeah. Well, no, not necessarily, because they repeat it. And then other people are like, oh, was it made in china cool like everything and then they spread the same idea you you committed disinformation yeah well it's not the first time it's so easy yeah so fucking easy um um hey oh oh oh right we got two more then it's like actually finished oh man i'm ready for it to be done That makes me feel a bit sick. No, I'm ready now.

I'm like covered in green shit now. I'm like becoming some venom shit. I'm being venomized pornie right now. You're going to have like venom nightmares. Porni, no. Get off. Well, far perspective, 3342 said, hello jar. As a long time afternoon, I'd like to say that recently the podcast has been helping me through some very tough times.

I just moved halfway across the world. order to study a language and it was really my first time ever leaving my home city for a period of over a week I left behind all of my friends family and had to go through a breakup I also had to get used to living in a completely new environment which speaks a language I only know the basics of in short a very tough time but one shining beacon of hope was Jarm Media a podcast I've listened to to almost a fifth of my life I especially appreciated how y'all were able to take some pretty serious topics on here such as other jarling's mental health and experiencing with moving etc it was so helpful to be able to come home and relax to some jar that all changed when it became fucking pony now every week i come home i have to listen to an hour of stupid fucking porny i still be tuning in for every second to porny corner though this podcast is truly unmatched in its ability to take you on some of the

highest highs and also drag you through some of the lowest lows at least it's with some good hosts though mev dead mev dead what's mev dad i don't know it's bear probably oh yeah in the language a that's cool b chill out dude it's not that big video relax brother have you tried just chilling out a bit like just like as keemstar said like the best way to be anxiety is just have a sip of beer. That is fucking real. He's based for that. That's a base.

I'm giving that base. Crazy man. But yeah, I was going to say, wow, you chose the right month to move, being that it's a horny month. Like, to me, that's like soothing. Porni.

Porny month. Like, I, it's Mondays arrived. There's all this stress and change in my life. yeah at least i can rely on the fact that i know what it's my regular podcast and i know i'm getting from it yeah something like dependable reliable and that's part of what has me scared about once this month is over yeah yeah yeah what is coming it's once more into the breach you know out of the frying

pan into the fire i feel like we have to have like an intentionally like awful episode next time to punish the listeners for the end of pony man yeah Because we're gonna be fucking depressed as fuck Yeah Yeah, we're not getting that's guaranteed We won't have our anchor You know, we'll be a drift Yeah, just lost

Like on a raft Yeah Um, and finally Joe the Schmo the Joeho Says bear fucking bear bitches I now have brainwashed my friends In saying perfectly done all of the time And they have no idea why

the revolution has begun perfectly fucking done perfectly done I thought of hell yeah we gotta stop it now because it's like over it's finished well they can continue somebody else that it's stopping

I guess but like if anything to do with porny is not going to be referenced like if it's in housekeeping I'm not if it's a comment I'm not screenshoting it

if it's a Reddit thing I'm not acknowledging it it's done it's fucking finished It's fucking over It's finished now for good Agree with me I went green for this shit

Look me in the eye Am I green Look me in the eye Am I green? Yes Say it into the mic clear Yes Am I green?

Yes Is my face green Yes Has green smeared on my hands And my arm Yes I rest my case God help me

Right Ray Do you have like This is your last chance This is the last moment to like indulge in this porny bullshit like this is it I can see the look in your face you're fucking so upset

I don't know what we're gonna do I don't know what we can do I guess we just keep going that that is that is an option we just don't let it end can we get one of those posters with the hang in their kitten

with porny hanging hanging yeah hang in there we should get that commission fuck that's awesome hang in there I'm in a weird place with it

because it's like I don't want it to go but also it's so ready to be done you know perfectly like it has to be it has to yeah before like

because like we've done it you know 20 month We did it I have a feeling There's gonna be like a A tear You know

Where there's like half that are like Thank God it's over Yeah And that other half it's like I just want more of that That heart Yeah Yeah

The ride or dies Yeah But like There's an itch There's never gonna be It's never gonna be scratched In that same way ever again You know what I mean

and they've had that itch scratch proper yeah deep deep scratch not like six episodes worth pretty much you know at the Pawnee warm up the Pawnee Heights the Pawnee wind down and then just fucking relax for God's sake Pawnee fucking

six seven Oh my god Torny, six, seven. What is six seven? Can you explain? The meme is that it has no meaning. That's the point of it. It's kind of like porny.

Porni has reason. He's got reason and meaning. Right, bro, so you want to take us away? If you've got nothing else to add, like this is it. It's like nerve-racking, weirdly. Once more unto the brief. Yeah. Fucking out.

There's something melancholy and sad about that shit. Huh. Perfect link does. Perfectly. Yeah. Perfectly done. Ha. Perfect link does.

Ha. Go on, I'm actually tearing up. Hey everyone, it's Pawnee here, sending love and gratitude to all the fans.