JAR Media Posdact - EPICLY EPIC EPICNESS
Episode Date: July 20, 2026https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 07:01 Housekeeping 18:54 CBT 31:14 Twitter Likes Alex Now? 37:58 Mid Break 41:03 Question Segment: Batman Delay & Footy 46:48 Biggest JAR Re...gret 48:07 Niche Game Love 58:08 Thoughts on Andy Burnham 1:18:06 Worst Ad You've Seen 1:25:08 Should I drive? 1:28:45 Honey badger... 1:30:33 Hoping GTA fails... BroCast #S7E28
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Five, four, five, four, three, two, one, go, go.
Go, go.
So this must be, this must be the earliest we've ever recorded, J.
Probably, yeah.
Unless you'd count, like, one in the morning or something, so I'm sure we've done that.
Yeah, that doesn't count.
No, that's late.
Like having a little bit of a sleepy first.
At what point does late become early?
Like six, five?
My gut tells me around, like, four, five.
Yeah.
When the sun...
When the sun...
Yeah.
When light starts appearing.
But in winter it doesn't appear until like 3pm
and then it's gone by 5%%%
That's true.
That is true.
You do have me on that one.
And what about in Iceland when it's winter
And you get four hours of daylight?
True, maybe you can't use light source as the real measurement.
That's for damn sure.
Well, to be fair...
Because like the sun would come up
I think at like 10-ish
when I was in Iceland.
10-ish and then it was set at like two.
What time of the year were you there?
Winter.
Winner?
Yeah, that's why there was only four hours.
Between 10 and two was the daylight
and then it was just dark.
That's crazy.
Yeah, awesome.
I can handle that.
I loved it.
I think small bugs have been biting me.
Really?
It's making me paranoid, yeah.
Small little bugs.
What sort of bugs?
Where are you bitten?
Um, I got on my arm.
arms.
But I have been going up late at night to the lake with Paisley because it's like the only
time outside of this early in the morning where it's cool enough for a dog.
I keep seeing people walking their dogs in this heat like 1 p.m.
It's like, what the fuck are you doing, man?
That's horrible.
That's cruel.
If you do that, you've got to go fucking barefoot.
Yeah, you've got to go barefoot and put a fur coat on.
Yeah.
They can't like regulate their temperature.
I think it's anything above 21 degrees
for dogs or something like that
yeah
they like can't swear obviously
yeah yeah
well so I was I heard about
cats because they love it
and um
they like the heat
yeah yeah yeah
yeah billy just seems fine
yeah apparently cats
um
like descend from
like domestic cats as we know them
come from like deserts
like the Sahara desert
and just fucking walk about the desert
it. And that's probably why they find grass funny on their feet.
They don't like the texture?
Yeah.
So they like sand?
Yeah, I can't like imagine a cat on like a beach.
Have you never seen the video of the guy burying the cat at the beach?
No.
So it's head and then he like buries its tail.
When it likes it.
Yeah, it loves it.
Okay.
It's like warm sand on it.
And yeah, so they can actually, they can overheat without realising it.
It's why like Billy would would lie in the, the cardboard box.
right by the fireplace.
Oh.
That's kind of dim.
They love it, though.
Like...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see them like just random alley cats
lying on the concrete,
which must be like...
Cook an egg on it.
Yeah.
Cook a cat on it.
But anyway, this is Brocaust Season 7, episode 28.
I'm Alex joined by Jim.
And it's weird recording this early.
I'm sipping a red bull
because I ran out of coffee.
I'm sipping a...
ring tea baby
it's not as minty
gym's on the peppermine
I'm on the red bull
floor floor floor
that's supposed to be my like bull impression
floor
you know they go like
they snore
did I say what episode it was
season seven episode 28 yeah that's the second
time say it for a third time now
yeah it's got to be odd even so
season seven episode 28
It must be the longest brok our season.
We're like deep in.
Yeah.
We're deep in it in this one, boy.
Billy Flowers.
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And last but not least, the general media group chat.
It's a group chat.
We'll take little suggestions for the question segment at the end and other little things like
this.
Let's elegantly shift into housekeeping then when we round off conversations from the
previous week and I actually do have a, like, I like when there's like a real housekeeping
thing as in like some shit's been going on in the background to report type thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Got a couple about that.
Sabrius 39 said, Alex, I just want to say, I appreciate you fighting the good fight for the IP,
sorry, for IP with the Spotify music license issue.
I'm interested in more updates in the future.
and altruistic wish said hi boys this is a message from one of the spotify listeners
will you switch from pod bean as podcast host the jar spotify has been taking down some of the
most recent apps as a new one releases stuck up pig as well as the three apps between the wanker
king and the current episode are not available for me this is really demotivated me from listening
to the pod i don't always listen to that at the day it releases and it being removed a couple of days
later makes it hard for me to keep up with ongoing topics this is not to mention the annoying
fucking ads. Pod bean places on Spotify apps. Some people find them funny, but it's really off-putting
to me to have shitty air-generated ads. Interrupt the pod. I could only see these as being
recent pod bean issues as every other episode before Stuck Up Pig released, perfectly fine. I thought
I'd just hop on here to say, sorry, to talk about this, because us Spotify commenters are
generally overlooked in the broader jar space. Thank you. Wow. It's not a pod bean issue,
to be clear. This is a Spotify issue. Um, and as far as I'm aware, it's actually
fixed now.
I've been emailing back and forth for like the past week.
With the CEO of Spotify?
Yeah.
Yeah.
God.
It's fucking useless.
And I don't know why just randomly those episodes.
It must be something to do with a Spotify like copyright bot update thing.
Right.
That like just scans for certain stuff.
So I've had to communicate with all these different companies and none of them really
talk to each other or know what's going on.
and eventually I just had to go directly to the music licensor
who were like, oh yeah, this is just like a constant problem with like
these bot systems, just misflagging stuff even if you have the rights to do it.
It's so annoying, but hopefully they're still up.
Let me know if they're not.
If we're still having issues, no follow that up.
But otherwise, yeah, poo, poo, Spotify, poo.
F Spotify.
And yeah.
Not much you can do about the ads.
That's kind of the incentive to hop on the Patreon.
It's ad free on there, baby.
It's ad free on there, baby.
Otherwise, oblong, obshclong says,
can we have an episode of a close-up on the blinking lights on the focus right?
No.
No, you're not getting that.
I hate that idea.
Such a bad suggestion.
Would never do that.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to say it.
Block them.
this is a short housekeeping actually there's only two more i wanted to cover here
herbie fox 6993 says i thought the pigs were laughing until i went in what do you think that
means oh i know what that means sounds like code for something
i'm assuming it's like an ochja kind of oh the film ochia yeah yeah i'm assuming it's that
kind of concept you know
I see, yeah
And then you go into the...
Problem is I forget like anything we talked about
So, um, unless I like note it down.
So maybe we're talking about pigs.
We often do.
The laughter house, maybe calling it.
I kind of like pigs as animals.
I like pigs as well.
Like the, like Sam Neal's pig, RIP.
Yeah, RIP.
Not the pig, Sam Neal.
Yeah.
I found that out the day.
after it happened and I was like, no.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
No.
It's not right, yeah.
He was like a perpetual 50 year old that dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, since Jurassic Park.
He's just been 50.
Like he was way older than I thought he was.
Really?
How well was it?
He was nearly 80.
Fuck.
He was like late 70s.
Wow.
Yeah, you look really good.
Yeah, he did.
Well, he was living that real life, you know?
He was a human.
He was doing human shit.
He was doing human shit and like...
And pig shit.
He's like, um...
He's the paragon to like a...
A Jimmy Saval.
Yeah.
It was like, after the death, all the like awful shit comes out about Jimmy.
Whereas no one has a bad word to say about Neil.
No, everyone loves him.
Everyone loves him.
He was an awesome actor.
Yeah, fantastic.
And I don't...
Yeah, I've always felt like a connection to him with him being like...
He's got the like...
Kiwi UK heritage.
Kiwi UK and dinosaur.
Northern Ireland as well, I think, as well.
Yeah, because he's in the first season of, uh, piqui blinders, right?
Piqui blinders, yeah, he's like the villain.
To be honest, um, maybe he's in it more.
Maybe he's in two seasons.
But it was after he left the show where I was like, yeah, I kind of checked out.
I was like, no.
Mm-hmm.
That was the hook to me.
Yeah, even when he was in Philadelphia.
I don't really care about. He always liked him in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, RIP to the goat.
He was like, um, you just lived in like a small town in New Zealand.
Well, he had like a farm, right? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. And we'd just go town to town like trying to...
That's, that's like, if you're a fucking movie star and you make loads of money,
that's the shit that's like, okay, yeah, I get it.
You know, it's like, yeah, just buy a bunch of land and, you know, raise fucking animals and shit.
And have like, he had like a vineyard or something.
something.
Yeah.
Like,
there's something
human and reasonable
about that.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
That's like a real
type American dream
thing,
not to have like a
super yacht.
Yeah.
Or like
start some fucking
like gin business
or tequila or
like vodka.
Every actor has to do that now.
Why are they all doing that?
It's like,
it's not enough to make
hundreds of millions
from like
pretending to be
superheroes in movies.
We also have to
make real
real fucking hundreds of millions
off of our alcoholic benefits
because I guess the answer is it's probably what
like a group of 50 or smaller
that make that much money from
unless you're like Robert Downey's right
but he's good
Yeah but it's always them that are doing
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
You know Ryan Reynolds or whatever
Yeah Ryan Reynolds is the rock
Tom Holland
Stay in my
In my Supergirl
video I was talking about
um
Ryan Reynolds
and the way
he always shit talks
the Green Lantern
yeah right
and I looked up
how much he was paid
for it and it was like
it was either 10 or 15 million dollars
yeah
so it's like
you got the bag
and then you get to use
its bad reputation
and throw all the cast
and crew under the bus
yeah what the fuck
you get to just like
then go on to make even more
and have your shitty gin
and all
apparently the gin's all right
to be honest but
yeah but
he won't have anything
to fucking do
He's just a face.
He's a face on it, yeah.
Yeah, when I was in Canada and went into like a booze, boozy.
Oh.
It's got a special, like the extra big Ryan Reynolds faces all over it because he's, of course, Canadian.
Yeah.
How chill they are.
They produce some, like, monsters, don't they?
Yeah, Canadian celebrities just seem to be fucking assholes.
Drake.
Yeah.
I can only think of two, Drake.
Jordan Peterson, Stephen Crowder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
even crowd a Canadian.
I can't remember if he was born there, but he definitely was there or has, you lived there.
I hope he is, because that's like the funniest. That's hilarious.
That's awesome.
And last thing for housekeeping here from Ed Mac 8212, Sony's, this is continuing on this
ongoing Sony physical game debate thing.
Sony's gaming physical media game disc scandal is being hated more than movies or music
going streaming only because film studios and artists have still been a
allowed to serve collectors in the physical market through niche labels like Arrow video putting out
Blu-rays or music companies still putting out CDs and vinyl. With games, Sony is preventing
devs like Kajima who still want to print discs from doing so by completely shutting down
its factories. Other types of physical media were allowed to keep living on in a limited
niche form. That's why people are mad compared to movies being mostly streaming now or whatever.
And the Sylvia Craft says, also it's not that hard to make your own DVD in Blu-rays. It's
basically impossible to do that for games.
I do it all the time for games.
So.
Yeah. Yeah, I think they're just being stupid, to be honest.
Stupid ass.
I managed to put a game on a fucking vinyl.
That's cool.
I put Red Dead 2 on a vinyl.
Yeah.
I've never really gotten into the...
It would have to be like 100,000 vinyl.
Yeah, could you imagine?
Yeah, I forgot I was going to say.
Pooh, poo and a dash of wee, sprinkling a fart.
You said you never got into.
Oh yeah, like the physical collecting thing.
The one that's really getting me is vinyl.
Yeah, yeah.
There's something cool about that because, like...
There's...
To me, it's the actual, like, the thing itself, you know, is like...
There's layers.
It's this needle, like a physical needle gliding over this big, like, disc.
and that is generating sound.
That's cool in and of itself.
Yeah.
The feedback of it.
Yeah.
And the artwork on each of the covers.
Like, I've never seen video games in that same way.
I've never even seen movies like that, really.
Yeah, I wouldn't collect movies.
I collect books and I collect final.
You know?
Yeah.
The rest are just like,
like entertainment for brain rot you know yeah to me it's partially like um going to record
stores as well yeah like as you travel around like there's usually like a cool weird one like
wherever you go and it has the same like personality and you there's that like uh loop box like chance
I'm like, oh, I'm going to find something cool.
Like when I was up in Liverpool,
um,
recently to see,
uh,
my chemical romance,
which I didn't mention on here,
actually,
the Black Parade Tour.
Um,
they,
yeah,
popped into a local record shop and found,
uh,
the Beatles.
They did have a special Beatles thing,
as you'd imagine.
Yeah,
um,
no,
there was like a,
just like a diastrates record there.
Oh, cool.
I used one like really cheap and it's like, let's go.
Well, the, um, the scary monsters and super creeps album you gave me, um, the David Bowie album and like the cover is fuck.
Yeah, it's like old.
And it's awesome.
It's like, uh, yeah, we listened to it the other day.
And you can, and I'm pretty sure I got that in Hey on Why in Wales.
I think he did.
Yeah.
So it's cool like, yeah, this like, it's like another little story to it as well.
Yeah.
Where you found it imagining how many times it's been played.
where it comes from. It's cool.
It's also a really good neck.
Yeah.
Yeah, someone looked after it.
Yeah.
Do you want to do a CBT?
Oh, we haven't done a CBT for a minute.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's start with the CBT then.
I've got two good suggestions here.
Oh, they're both.
No, I won't spoil it, actually.
But yeah, things we haven't done one for a bit.
CBT stands for a cringe-based tough
where I whip out some quotes from important philosophers or, you know what?
They don't even have to be important.
It could be fucking Joe blogs down the road.
Yeah, Joe blogs down the road and his famous blog, Joe's blogs.
Joe, blogs, blogs.
So this one is a, no, I'm not going to give you anything.
I'm just going to go straight into it.
This is a good one.
jealousy is just love and hate at the same time
oh
that's kind of based
you like that
that is a good one
yeah there's something true about that
yeah a little based
sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot
about your destination
um
uh
it's definitely not tough
there's something a little bit plat-plat about that
yeah
I'm gonna go like cringe based because like it's it's still true.
It's like a platitude, yeah.
Yeah.
Like it doesn't take a, a particular individual of...
Yeah, they're not getting credit for like saying that for the first day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, they might have credit for this one though.
I like sweaters.
I have a sweater obsession, I guess.
Um, I like that.
Uh, I'll say based because I can't argue with them saying,
that they like sweaters.
True.
But I guess we can
we can now determine
that this is probably an American
based off using sweater.
Because this is a really good one
because I'm not sure if you're going to guess it.
Maybe as we go along.
My mother made me truly appreciate women.
That's, um...
Yeah, based.
Sure.
Yep.
Yeah.
Pain makes you stronger.
Fear makes you braver.
Heartbreak makes you.
you wiser. It's not Yoda.
Not Yoda.
I'm talking about Yaddle.
I'll go based again.
Damn, okay.
We're getting mostly based across the board, apart from the cringe-based one.
A relationship can give you a gut-wrenching feeling sometimes.
It's a real emotional ride.
That's cringe.
I don't really have a gimmick or a thing
I'm one of the few artists who gets to be himself every day
Oh
Cute
Cute
Um
Cute based up
That could be that could be based or cringe depending on who it is
Okay
Do you know what I mean? Like if it's
Yeah
No that makes sense
Yeah
What does your gut say, though?
What does it gutterily say?
I'm going to say based.
Okay, a moment.
I'm not confrontational, but if someone challenges, I'm not going to back down.
That's pretty cringy.
Reviews condition people.
At the end of the day, a lot of human minds are malleable.
They can easily, sorry, they can be easily shaped.
with strong words.
Uh, based.
That's kind of base tough.
Because I,
I had,
I had an experience like this just yesterday,
um,
where like,
I saw like a clip from a movie and I was like,
oh,
I might check that out and then I looked it up on letterbox to add it to my like,
yeah,
watch list.
And then I saw the review and I was like,
oh,
um,
it was some like French film or something.
Um,
and then,
Then I thought, oh, I won't put it in my watch list.
And then I thought, hang on.
Why?
Because some wanker.
Because some wanker said that they didn't like it.
Or like, even if the majority of people say they don't like it, what if I like it?
You know?
Yeah.
But there is some shit at the same time where it's like, I'm not going to waste my time.
Like grown-ups or something.
Yeah, you've got to, like, apply your filter through it, you know?
Hmm.
Um, or like, find critics that you like respect.
Like if Mark Commode or something, it's like really screaming for or against something, I'll be like...
Well, I find it's like if you follow a reviewer, then you kind of can gauge what they're into.
And then you can use their perspective to inform yours.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, so sometimes when they're certain critic, well, it's the case with a lot of like, um,
Um, like if Ben Shapiro doesn't like a movie, then I'm probably going to like it.
Does that make you a good critic?
Yeah.
He's actually, did it?
Yeah.
I suppose he's into like music and stuff.
Yeah.
Um, when you're on the road and moving city to city, when someone isn't there at the end of the night, you feel empty.
Um, it sounds kind of down bad, but I,
But it may be true, you know, I've never gone city to city on tour.
I'll go, it's also kind of cringy, so I'll go cringe based again.
I feel connected to my generation through the music.
But I also fear for us.
We're in a very self-destructive state where we're addicted to outside opinions and we all feel like we have fans.
Mmm, that's based.
I kind of like that.
Two more.
I respect Chris Brown.
I'd like to call myself a friend.
I don't know if I'm allowed to do that.
Cringe.
What the fuck?
Am I going to hate this person?
There's one more.
These aren't lyrics, just straight inspirational soulful words of wisdom.
Is he talking about, um,
assuming it's a man, that's the patriarchy at work right there.
There you go.
That's patriarchy.
You're fucking good.
That's the fucking patriarchy,
you're a fucking misogynist, for God so.
We live in a patriarchy, dude.
Bring on the matriarchy, dude.
That one was cringe.
You can't, I...
Yeah, that was cringe, dude.
You mean the matriarch from Gears of War?
Yeah, so do you have any guesses?
This was a really good one of like,
just little hints, but not giving you anything too obvious.
So you know they're friends with Chris Brown.
They want to be friends with Chris Brown.
Make music.
Yeah, they make music.
They wear sweaters.
So probably from that hemisphere.
They're American.
Canadian?
Yes, they're Canadian.
Is it Drake?
Yeah.
Yeah, this was from AJ Hunter.
He's said some fucking cold shit, to be fair.
The one we've all been waiting for, CBT for the goat, the Iceman itself, Drizzy, Aubrey Graham, the boy, the certified, the cringe lord and master behind classics such as Cheetahprint and Waguan Delilah.
Please get Airport Gym to react to these bangers.
You want to reassess any of those?
Can we just run through them again?
Because weirdly, even though I know who it is, I'm actually feeling like I stick with a lot of these.
Jealousy is just loving her at the same time.
Yeah, I...
That's fine.
Yeah, nice one.
Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about the destination
Yeah, that one was cringe.
I like sweaters.
I like that about Drake.
I like knowing this.
Because whenever Drake leans like...
Bad ass.
Gay.
Whenever he leans like...
Like, I can imagine him.
You know that photo where he's like...
He's like covering his mouth with the bit of the sweater.
Yeah.
It makes so much sense.
It's like...
Fruity Drake is...
Prime Drake.
Ooh, so good.
Yeah.
Oh.
My mother made me truly appreciate women.
Yeah.
Pain makes you stronger.
Fear makes you brave.
Heartbreak makes you wiser.
I can't remember what I said.
But Drake talking about heartbreak is kind of ironic.
Relationship can give you a gut-wrenching feeling sometimes.
It's an emotional ride.
I don't really have a gimmick or a thing.
I'm one of the few artists who gets to be himself every day.
That's not true.
Yeah.
Now that I know who it is, that's just a lot.
His game ain't cool thing is just to like steal from what I'm kind of trending.
I'm not confrontational, but if someone challenges, I'm not going to back down.
I guess he's kind of proven that to be true with the way he's still dragging out of the Kendrick beef.
He's not back down, but he's like, he's like in the corner.
and like everyone's having a party.
Yeah. What about the reviews condition people won?
I mean, as a sentiment, I agree.
The sentiment, yeah, but coming from him, I feel like it's funny.
Yeah, because he's beefs with, he's beef with like Fantano, hasn't he?
Yeah, the whole vegan cookie thing.
Do you know that, like the details of that?
Not in any real detail.
It's fucking embarrassing.
So, um, Drake DM'd,
Fantano and was like, fuck you dude, blah, blah, blah.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He just, like, was like being a dick or whatever, like insulting Fantano.
And then Fantano makes a video saying, Drake sent me the best vegan cookie recipe.
Just to, like, troll.
And then Drake was like, no, I didn't.
Here are the screenshots.
That's so, well, he got baited that.
Yeah.
Whereas he could have actually, like, played off the vegan cookie recipe thing and, like, yeah.
I feel like you're just, like, legitimizing someone if you, like, if you react like that, you know, like, you're Drake.
Yeah.
You know?
Like, yeah.
You're just signal boosting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a very, um, sensitive man, I think.
Yeah, as you can tell him his quotes.
I wish he could tap into that with his music more.
I know.
Because there's shit in there.
Like, he's got.
he does have some sort of talent going on.
Yeah, B-Bee-Bee-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B, but the lyrics in B-B-B-B-B-B-B-suck.
Unlistenable, shite.
Yeah, it's trash.
It's genuine horseshit.
But if he tapped into, like, that vulnerability and that, uh, honesty with himself,
but he's, like, he's, he's been lying to himself for too long, I think, to come to their
realisation.
Yeah, yeah.
so that was some good
Drake
yeah that was good
I kind of got got there
with that one
yeah
no that's fair enough
though
um
so I did want to
bring something up
you know just
just an episode or two
ago I was talking about
how like
Twitter like
hated me
and wanted just me
yeah yeah yeah
they wanted me
destroy
yeah because of set
to veg
which is just gone
out of like
the
no one's talking
about that shit anymore
oh yeah
it's just like
for a week
everyone's like
Even, you were telling me even Army Hammers were like embarrassed about it.
Yeah, that's right.
I forgot to bring that up to you.
He said he was like in tears when he like watched it.
Really? How can you be a, how could you like be a part of it?
Yeah.
Like he says all the, all the craziest shit in the film is like him.
Surely he read a quote unquote script of whatever.
Do you think he thought he was playing the villain?
I don't know.
I feel it is, it seems kind of like, um, just trying to like,
not the opposite of Fan the Flames
I did find it weird
that he would do a movie like that
when he's been in like
Call Me By Your Name and shit
Call Me By Your Name and like
Social Network
Yeah
Which is like a biting
Yeah yeah
And there's a sequel to the social network coming out
The Social Reckoning
Yeah it's coming out this year
Is it Fincher?
No
Okay
It's Aaron Sorkin who wrote the script
for the social network, but didn't direct it.
Right.
But he's directing it this time.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I'll see it because of Jeremy Strong, who I love is playing.
Like, he nails the fucking voice.
It's crazy.
Really?
Yeah.
He's an amazing actor, but I don't know if the film's going to be any good.
Right.
It's a shame.
I wish Fincher was coming back because it feels like,
there's like a lot that has happened since last time.
Yeah.
A lot of commentary to make.
it's uh
the thing is
I watched the social network
semi recently and um
I don't know if it
paints him as enough of an asshole
and gives you enough of a full picture
you know like um
it can't yeah because it came out in 2010 remember
yeah yeah yeah um
but that's the thing like uh
there there wasn't the
the awareness of
uh
like the billionaire
problem back then.
Well, the algorithm problem to the same thing.
Yeah, yeah.
There's so much to expound on now.
Yeah.
But yeah, so basically I, I uploaded this, I've got this ongoing gag on I,
HETV where when a new Disney remake comes out, I just re-upload the same review,
but just like dub over really badly.
I like, on my phone record, like saying Moana.
Right.
Instead of whatever it was before.
So it's like three layers deep.
now.
Yep.
With the base level being, I think, snow white.
So it's snow white, then Lila and Stitch, and now Moana's like on top of it.
It's like this nice layered thing.
And just some random dude, this is how like Twitter works now, I guess.
tweeted like, I know some people don't like him, but IHETV doing this bit where he re-uploads the same exact review with very minor edits for each and every Disney live action remake is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen a critic do.
And it's like this huge viral tweet on Twitter.
You're getting Twitter love.
Yeah, so it's like, what?
In the space of like a week, it's like both sides of it.
Yeah.
So what the fuck is like?
He's the goat.
Everyone's like, sorry, man.
I don't bring this up just to like jerk myself off.
It's more because, um...
You know why they're actually saying that, though.
Why?
Because they've got the anti-Disney agenda.
They think Disney's like hyper-woke.
So you...
being anti-Disney
aligns you then
in their eyes more. That's what's funny. Like, there's no
consistency with any of it because
I don't know if you've seen how much hate the Odyssey
has been getting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before coming out
and now it's how everyone's like,
yeah, it's best film I've ever seen. Yeah.
It's like, changed my life type shit.
Yeah. Like, what the fuck? And none
of these fucking assholes have even seen it.
Yeah, and it was all based on like lies and
shit as well. Like, it just
totally
unbacked information.
Yeah, it's, you know?
Yeah, it's, it's bizarre.
But what I found super interesting is that, like, the first reply to it is just some other random Twitter user being like,
I watch and like him now, but I vaguely remember a title of his back in the day being, I hate feminism.
And I'm too scared to check, Loll.
And I'm just like...
On Twitter?
On Twitter.
That was the reply.
They got it the wrong way around.
Yeah, it's like, dude.
You just like make up your own fucking history.
history just like rewrite shit yeah it's just a completely like just not what happened
I got flamed for the opposite yeah you got flame it for um saying everyone should be a
feminist yeah I did yeah it's great I just like what the fuck how can you ever win when it's
just like yeah yeah yeah that was in like a tumbler video you can just kind of say shit
You know?
Yeah.
That's the,
that's the landscape
that the billionaires want,
they?
Yeah.
They want,
um,
you can just say whatever you want.
They,
they want actual,
like,
entire societal psychosis.
So,
like,
nobody knows what is real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it only helps them.
Um,
um,
but there's like a weird amount of jar love in there as well.
Oh,
hell yeah.
wankers no
well no how no i don't want twitter love
i fucking hate
twitter
loads of bear bears in there
it's just like
what the fuck
i mean that i like that
i like the like infiltrating
I love that about jar
the jar community infiltrates like
other communities and uses like
dog whistles to
communicate to signal
yeah it's crazy
yeah
So I like nearly quote tweeted that one being like no, it's the inverse, but then it's just like, why even bother?
Yeah, you're not even going to bait me.
Yeah, because then you're going to get dog powered.
Yeah.
That was the plan.
Peter Thiel was actually all these accounts and he was trying to get you.
Oh, God.
Well, I guess we'll see you after these messages.
Rankers on PS5 out now.
PlayStation.
This is wild.
Art the Beast
Let's on the hair
Downloading wankers on my Xbox
Which one is Bart's real scream
Benas, sirly
Check please
I cut my finger open on chicken yesterday
I saw your finger
Yeah
The little plaster
Yeah
On chicken
Yeah because I was making
Um making ramen
broth
Um
And it was just like tearing
chicken a part of my hands, like, ready to pancer it.
And then I just look at my finger and it's just got like a slice all the way down the
middle of it.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Chicken burn.
It must have been like a really sharp chicken burn.
Then I started crying.
That's what you get.
Why?
For eating meat?
Nah.
Eating dino.
I can't believe, like, I've been sipping on a red ball.
I haven't done the void.
once.
Yeah.
Is the rebel empty now?
Yeah.
So now I can't do the voice.
Yeah.
What the fuck, man.
Oh, I fucked up big time.
I'm clearly not a morning recorder.
You're not a morninger.
I'm not.
I'm kind of a afternoon.
I feel like around...
Really?
Around midday is when my brain is like firing proper.
You know?
I think I'm an eveninger.
Eveninger.
Not a nighter.
I'm
sometimes I'm a nighter
I'm an eveninger
primarily
part-time nighter
yeah
but forced to be a morninger
hmm
yeah
I feel like I've had some of my best ideas
late at night
yeah
you know
the most premium
like thought space
to be in
is when you've been awake
for like
I don't know
18 hours
three days
yeah
yeah
when you've been put in a stress position
by the
American government
and you're not allowed to sleep
that's when you cook up
the best ideas
so welcome to the second half
where we answer questions
from the Jail Media subreddit
not R slash FNAF
which I still
I'm getting like
mod messages for
like angry people
We know he didn't make it
Stop it
You don't know shit
Yeah idiots
So let's
Let's get this shit started man
Let's start answering some question on y'rs
Let's do one from Mr Blue Pumpkin
The OG
Batman getting to like
You see that?
This film's just never gonna come...
That you posted like a tease and it's just like him turning around.
In the same outfit.
Yeah.
You know it's been like six years?
It's been a long ass time, yeah.
It better be fucking good.
Yeah, imagine if it's like really like forgettable.
Yeah, it's just like mediocre.
Yeah, I don't know.
Because it's also kind of like fucked the whole.
James Gunny University
because they can't use that character
Yeah
Really?
Yeah, I think DC
I think they're kind of cooked
I think they are kind of cooked
And they're I think
I mean it may be
Because they're owned by like Warner Bros, right?
And Warner Bros.
Fucking suck.
Yeah, they're evil.
Everything they touch just turns to piss.
Yeah, that's right.
They're being bought by Paramount?
Yeah.
Ugh.
Which is equally terrible
It couldn't get worse
Yeah
Yeah
So yeah
Nice one man
Fucking fire man
Yeah we might get the suicide squad too though
Nice
The video game I mean
Oh
Even better
Even premiumer
Um and they said
Also saw this while pissing in my pub
During the footy
You probably already saw
And it's like a gross
Aim high vote low
Stop the boat sticker
which Mr. Blue Pumpkin took down, which is nice.
Hell yeah.
You watched the footy, right?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Did you leave after?
No, so, um,
the original plan was to go to the pub.
Watch the football.
Right.
There were delays, so we got to the pub late.
Yeah.
Was it packed?
It was packed, so we couldn't get a seat near a screen.
So we,
we like watch the game through people's reaction to the game.
Oh right.
You should just come here.
Yeah.
Well, we were meeting someone there.
Yeah.
It had already been planned, I'm afraid.
But I'm glad I missed it, to be honest.
Yeah, it was like the first half was just like rugby.
It was like vicious for something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, because the, the, um, the, the, um, the, the, um, the,
Argentinians have a chip on their shoulder about the Falklands.
Have you seen the, like, the football players, like, held out a sign that was like...
Uh-huh.
It's ours.
It's like...
My understanding is that the UK had it before Argentina was even a country.
I'm pretty sure the...
The U...
Like, it's like the one bit of land that's like, okay, for...
Because we actually found it.
Oh, it's just an army vehicle.
Yeah, there's always, um, American bombers.
flying over in sort of Iran's general direction.
Every day.
Literally every day.
It's the war. It's fucking...
Yeah.
Just a little reminder that's going on.
It's fucking disgusting.
Like, it makes me feel sick.
Yeah.
Like, the one that killed all those...
Those...
200-odd children probably flew right over there.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking disgusting.
Yeah, and then, like, 85 minutes in,
late England's score,
and then lose in the next 10 minutes.
Yeah, yeah.
It was like what the fuck is happening?
No, because what happens with England, if England scores first, they lose.
Right.
They have to be on the back foot.
Because otherwise they don't get their finger out.
And then they, uh, they went all defensor mode.
They put out the defences.
It is just video game shit.
Yeah, it is.
Well, the strikers, we're the defenders.
I'm team defensor.
It's like Gives of War enemies.
It's like a Mario charged football.
Who was your main in charge football?
Um,
oh shit.
I think you were Hammerbro from member.
No, yeah.
Wait, could you play it?
I thought that you just had one on your team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like you'd like a leader.
Yeah, well, but you, yeah, you'd have a leader, so you'd have like Luigi or Waluigi or whatever.
But like the best.
Like, I'd always gravitate towards, like, past the dry bones, because he can do the roll and then, like, teleport.
So if you, if you time it just right, you could roll and teleport past the fucking goalkeeper.
It was such bullshit.
Awesome game.
It was so much fun.
I love that.
Hammer Bros.
Like, you just throws a million hammers.
Yeah, he jumped, like, way into the sky and, like, slams a hammer down.
Yeah.
Like, and, yeah.
That game was goaded, man.
And they go, like, super sane.
Like.
I should get that on we.
Shit, yeah.
I completely forgot about Strykers.
Yeah.
I had until this very moment.
Yeah, that's funny.
I remember I had a cricked neck once.
It was the scariest thing.
I woke up for school.
And my neck was stuck, like, my head was stuck to my shoulder.
And so I set up a chair in front of the TV.
I just played Marrikes' Charge Football fucking day.
Good day.
That was a good day.
But it was scary at first because of the neck.
Because part of you thinks like is this just my life now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I couldn't straighten my neck.
It was really freaky.
Yeah.
Um, Hey Alex, it's the Buffalo here.
Says, what's your biggest regret in jar?
Any regrets?
Oh, for both of us.
Biggest regret in Joe.
Um, just the like, um, early jar.
Like, how right wing early jar was.
Right wing, yeah, how right wing I was, and I guess what comes with that is like saying slurs.
Yeah.
Not cool.
I'm very disappointed in my younger self for that.
Yeah, that's, uh, outside of that stuff, I don't really know what else it would be, you know?
Yeah.
I'm trying to think if I've had any, like, crazy opinions about media or such like.
Oh, right.
I don't regret those at all.
Like, media opinions.
Like, some people, like, really chase me up on shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, I don't even remember saying that.
Yeah.
It's like the Thanos.
I don't even know who you are.
Yeah.
Thomas Marsh says,
I've recently discovered a love for pinball.
It's quite a niche type of entertainment, apparently.
Do either of you have any interest in,
niche types of games and or other types of entertainment.
Angry Birds is pretty good.
That's not niche.
Yeah, it is.
It's not. It's got a new movie coming out.
Really?
Yeah.
I never saw the first one.
They're really good.
I heard they're really good.
They're better than Toy Story.
Weirdly sexual, though.
Weirdly sexual, weirdly,
passionate.
I like red, you know?
Yeah.
Everyone posts of that fucking eagle.
Anyway, this is nothing to do with the question.
Yeah, true.
Niche.
I like Mario Strikers charged football.
If it has Mario in it, it doesn't count as niche, right?
Maybe Paper Mario.
That's kind of niche.
Even that, it probably so.
No, Mario Strikers Charge Football is more niche than Paper Mario.
Paper Luigi, paper.
Paper Jar.
I regret not doing Paper Jar sooner.
That's my regret.
What do you mean sooner?
it's not it's not been done um some people are really like they're like game people you know
like board game like they've got loads of different like wacky games or like d and d or something
like that's a board game isn't it kind of it's a tabletop i did yeah tabletop's a bit way of yeah
i don't know if you'd call it yeah not bored um see i'm not one of those people so i don't know
all the all the rules i'm not it's people that like rules a lot you know yeah whereas i hate rules
Yeah, a couple of rebels, us
You know what rules are for?
Suckers
Yeah
Hello, I'm the
I'm the game master
And you're under my command
Yeah, fuck you
That's like the game of D&D
Yeah
Doesn't get further than one
Oh, you roll
Yeah
Oh, you rolled a one
So your orc
Niche types of games
Prematurely came
No he didn't
fuck you
there are a couple though
that like really tickle my pickle
you know like
Boulder Dash is good
Boulder Dash is good
Bodardash is good
Bodhis
What no fucking Perido
Lys dice
Perudo is
Lys dice is the goaded
fucking game of all time
It's the perfect balance
Of like skill and luck
And tension
Yeah
And epicness
Yeah
And it's like social
It forces you
to, like,
that's what the best games do.
Read people and shit.
Yeah.
Like Mousetrap.
Yeah, snakes and ladders.
The goat.
Mouse trap was fucking awesome, though,
back in the day.
Marble Run?
My, yeah.
You don't need to get me started on Marble.
We know how you feel about Marble Run.
It's Kinker.
That's my jar.
regret is not actually building the Marvel run before pissing in it.
It was such like, what was the thought?
It doesn't add up.
Like, why just piss?
It's just like pissing in a bucket of items.
I think that was just my like protest.
You know, I'm going to.
But why?
The Marble Run was cool.
Did we throw it out after that?
Surely it's stank of piss.
I remember that.
That tub with the red lid and the white like tub.
It was like a plastic barrel.
Yeah, it stank.
Because it was full of piss.
I don't know.
Hey kids, do you want to play with the marble run?
No.
Don't take the lid off.
Why does it smell like that?
Yeah.
Why is it wet?
It's a little bit soggy this marbling run.
Um...
Have we done?
Have I told, have I told, I'm sure I've told this story when I pissed out the window.
Oh, like, told the audience, you mean?
Yeah, surely.
I don't remember, you can tell it again because it's funny.
So, um, we did a three-story house.
Um, and I lived in the top room.
And at the time, my mom smoked.
And I'd gone to bed.
And I've definitely told this before.
I'd gone to bed, but, you know, when,
you got to pee
so you can't sleep
because you got to pee I was like
fuck I got to pee but I had these really like
steep stairs I had to go down to go to the toilet
so I was like fuck I'm just gonna piss out the window
um
you know put my little todger out the window
and let rip
mission success go back to bed
and then like
two minutes later I here's
footsteps coming up the stairs
Jim, did you just, like, pull some water out your window or something?
It's my mom, who was obviously outside having a cigarette.
I don't know how, I don't know what her perspective was.
If she caught just the end of it or, like, open the door, the back door.
Yeah.
And, like, it landed, I guess.
because otherwise you could just look up and see that
I was like
for the long just pissing out of the window
and she was like
yeah did you just throw water out the window
or like what's going on?
And I was like, no
the power of just saying no
yeah
and she was like
oh weird
so yeah
go on then
I'm going to bed
yeah
crazy
I may have pissed on her.
Yeah, it's possible that there's a little bit splashback though.
Yeah, or if she opened the door and like took a step and, I don't know, it's possible.
I also, I just remember finding it the funniest thing ever to try and convince you to like throw things out the window or just shit like that, you know?
Yeah, that was kind of an obsession.
You love throwing, um, like my underwear out the window onto like the top of the conservatory.
So they'd just be like
A pair of like a little boy's underwear on the fucking
Yeah
Do you know what I remember
I've got a classic
This is like my main memory of you
This is like you as a person
You were in the garden
And I could see you like
Just launching something like at your window
and I was like, what's he doing?
I go outside and I'm like, what are you doing?
And you just got a roll of toilet paper
and a bucket of water.
And you're like getting the toilet paper
in your hand, dunking it in the water
and then launching it at your own window
and it will just go pung on the window
and stick there.
And then like he started doing it through the whole house.
I did that a lot.
Yeah, I think in,
At mom and dad's house, there's still a bit of toilet paper on the ceiling of the bathroom.
You just fucking launch it.
That shit was funny, man.
It's so tactile, though, like the splat.
Yeah, yeah.
I understand, like, the feedback of it.
It's like, that's what you were doing, like, with your Saturday.
That's my, like, my niche type of game that I like.
Yeah.
Is that.
Wet toilet paper.
yeah yeah it's yeah it's kind of destructive but like on that fine line where it's more like annoying
yeah and like it will like with rain and stuff it will just weather away yeah but it's just like
why you're doing this yeah i just picture like dad coming home and just being like fuck god damn
yeah yeah the the main thing i remember about it was that like because i then just stood there
and watched you doing it for a bit.
Because like you said, it was satisfying.
Like the smack and the sound and the, the,
um,
but like neither of us were laughing.
It was like we were at work.
Yeah, it's like serious business.
Yeah.
There's like a job to be done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what like making mud pies in the garden was like as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It was like, oh, what?
This is missing some mumami or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, you start taking it real serious.
Or like, um, like, grandma's old, uh, like crank wheel.
Oh, the mangle.
The mangle.
Yeah, and like the, the mangle in our nan's garden is like generationally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like 10 plus children been this like weird fascination.
Yeah.
I mean, it is a cool fucking thing.
Yeah, it's, it's all tactile, you know?
Yeah, mechanical, like.
Yeah.
that would be a good toy story like thing is like a toy being put through the mangle
how dark that is
do we ever put a toy through the mango
we must have done i remember just putting sticks mostly through it
yeah sticks
yeah i do think that was a slug on there once
too slimy to go through it yeah
it just like launched out
um
let's do this one from Bart Rockcock
I'd love to know the boy's thoughts on Andy
as a Mancuni and myself
I'm a big fan
he was a great mayor
any Jim's expert
political analysis on this one
um
I don't know
I mean he's gonna be prime
yeah but like
from what I hear
you know
you might as well put
fucking Woody
the cowboy
action figure in
in the Prime Minister's seat
like it
Labor's cooked
um
listen to
Gary's economics and that French guy
I just think at this point
it doesn't really matter who's put into that position
until something's done about media
that's kind of where I'm at
yeah
because I think like his
his comms are better
like he's more charming
people actually like like him
compared to Kea
the first likable Prime Minister
I don't think it's kind of last
I think people are going to turn on him pretty quick
Yeah once the media
I mean the media is already
Doing their shit but also like
From what I hear he doesn't really
He doesn't have any
I think the policy is fairly similar
Yeah exactly
It's just more like a communications thing
Where they're like
Well everyone hates here
But it's bad policy
Um
Well this yeah
Let's just have BinFaces Prime
Like why not
Genia like what's the fucking
if anything it would probably be better.
Have you seen the amount of media hate
that Bimface is getting?
It's the scrutiny.
Yeah, yeah, they don't know what to do with him.
It breaks it, yeah.
It's what I was saying about the Trump thing, kind of.
Because that's how everyone was acting about Trump in 2016,
if you remember, like, oh, he's the chaos candidate.
He's just anti-Hia.
You know?
But obviously that, it's like the opposite way
I want to go.
Yeah
I don't know
It's just not good, is it?
No
You need
You need
To make progress
You kind of need to agree
On like a
What world you're living in
Yeah
Yeah
You need to agree on reality
Yeah that helps
As a baseline
That helps
And
That wasn't really an issue
In the same way it is now
Like the
The rampant
Anti-intellectualism
and uh yeah anti reality is where we're genuinely where we're at we all have our own world um
yeah it's it's um until someone starts talking about actually taxing the ultra rich then i don't
really give a shit i don't know if you watch that interview with yeah i listened to the whole thing
yeah um oh it rage baited me though
The, just the, and like, Gary's economics gets it as well, like, just the, the, the, the amount of pushback on what should be such, like, a sensible, normal suggestion.
You know, maybe, maybe we should all, like, contribute.
Yeah.
Maybe especially the people who own everything.
Maybe the people who own everything should contribute.
Yeah, I find, what I find most interesting about the pushback.
is when you look up the people who are pushing back hardest
like on Pierce Morgan
the debate that was had the other day
and
what is it
what's the Tory guy on the rest of politics called again
Rory Rory yeah
but it's they want
they want things to stay the same
and they if anything they want things to get worse
for the poorer because it makes them feel better
but it's also like the
I don't like the argument of like
It's just impossible
What it's like it's not though is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's like that's
Like it's not impossible
Well, I saw a great clip
I think it was this morning even
Of Gary saying like
Well it's
It's possible when like Jeff Bezos gets a divorce
Then suddenly they know exactly how much money he comes
They can split that out of fine
Well that
Just finding out that
Because of the like tax loopholes
That Bezos uses
He was like able to claim
Benefits for his children
On taxpayer dime
Isn't that like just isn't
It's fucked
It's so fucked
And like they like they
They don't pay themselves a salary
So that they can act like
They don't have any income
Like if you can do that, something is wrong.
If you can, like, rent an entire city for your wedding, you know, and spend billions on that.
Uh-huh.
You know, but you don't want to spend any money on, you know, making the road safe, on educating.
That's what I find so normal people.
That French economist who's just the goat.
He is the fucking goat.
He was blanking on his name right now, but um, his kind of fundamental argument that it's like all these,
all these billionaires that have built their product on the back of kind of public services,
like education of subsidies of all of this.
And then when it comes to it, like they don't want to really put it back in in any way.
It's just like, yeah, it's just different rules for different tiers of people.
But it's, it's, it's, um, it's, it's,
it's so evil you know it's I'm I'm I have no belief that they they're ignorant to the suffering of other people it's it gets them off they need other people to be poor to make their wealth feel better to them I think there is some like weird unfortunate kind of banality to it though from from their perspective where they're kind of like they're not like necessarily mustache twirling in the way they're carrying themselves but they see themselves
as like a paragon they're like well
I've provided so much good
through Amazon then like
this is why I deserve it on some
level you know
yeah it's
some of them definitely are mustache too I think
Peter Teal is
um yeah teal is uh
Zuck I think Musk is probably
Muskers yeah
I think Bezos is
they know they know
well what they're doing
otherwise they wouldn't be doing it
You know, and it takes a psycho, evil monster, you know, to do that.
They're not humans anymore.
Especially with someone like a musk who has, it's definitely gotten to his head how like everyone around him is always just like, oh my God, Elon, you're like, you're doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and you're this genius and, oh, yeah, you're going to save the world.
slightly
that's what pissed me off
in the
I think it was that
uh
rest is politics
where they're talking about
Musk saying like
well we wouldn't have
Starlink if we like taxed him
yeah yeah yeah
yes we would have
I'm sorry we would have
yeah
some
it would probably be better
yeah maybe
or like
yeah more
fairly owned or something
or like
the fact he gets
all the credit
for all of these
yeah yeah
all the work
of like thousands and thousands of real listen to his fucking employees listen to the people
working in Tesla factories listen to the people working under him at space is what I mean about
the media thing though it's like it's untenable if everyone is always talking about it that way
in that and it's always how he's talked about on like these big platforms yeah yeah yeah
fucking talk about him that way and it's just it's entirely fucking disingenuous and yeah god that
fucking interview rage baited me.
Why?
Like, we, um,
were sat outside in the garden
a couple weeks back.
And I was saying to you,
and it's,
it's kind of my,
my whole thing.
It's like,
why does any one person deserve more than any other?
Mm-hmm.
Why?
Especially to that fucking degree.
You know,
but like,
if someone can answer that question to me,
reasonably,
then I'll concede, but I don't think you can.
No one deserves more than anyone else.
It's the obscenity of the gap, I guess, for me, because, like...
But that just compounds the same idea, you know?
And it's, it's like, if, if, uh, if, if, if I have access to some amenity because of, like, my location,
it's, it's not a case of I deserve that.
It's a case of it's close to me.
Right. Like, like if, if I live near, um, a pub and someone else doesn't, you know, like, I have access to that. Yeah. That luxury. Um, and that, that's a different conversation, you know, it doesn't mean we should build pubs at like equal distance to every house. Right. You know, but like, when it comes to food, housing, um, you know, transport, why, why the fuck do we arrange things like this? It's a bad.
bad way to economically arrange things.
And the billionaires are always talking about like efficiency and like, oh, we're going
to make AI to make things ultra efficient.
It's like, you're the reason shit isn't efficient.
You know, if you're siphoning all fucking resources to yourselves, you know, and fucking
everything for everyone else.
It's interesting because like, whenever, whenever Trump is talking about other countries, he's
talking about them as like resources.
he's always talking about how like
in Ukraine like how rich in like natural minerals they are
and that's like the real value of the country type thing
yeah right um which in a sense through that
the way we've structured everything is kind of how we do it
well this this is how like in within capitalism
everything becomes commercialized
everything it's what like
and it affects people's minds to the point where they
they no longer like
Trump, they don't, they don't see as countries being like people first. It's, we don't, yeah,
money first. It means you're, what's their value? The model that you're like interpreting the world
through is through that kind of material lens instead of us being one organism. Yeah. We're all,
we're all sharing this thing together and it does the inverse of that. It emphasizes almost
the opposite, where it's like, yeah, well, it's, I mean, that, that, um,
like neoliberalism like everyone against everyone you know that that's their belief system and
it kind of feels like it's so ingrained within them it's it's like uh like you're saying about
the the billionaires that aren't mustache twirling um in a sense they're almost more evil
by turning a blind eye you know like to internal
that that Randian, I'm Randian belief of like, if I make as much money for me as possible,
then I'm as good as can be.
Well, I find kind of most scary about it is the way it, like, absorbs criticism there as well.
And like, yeah, yeah.
Like how that's happened with art.
Yeah.
Because it like, every, um, you know, like, how do you protest against, um, like, the,
the genocide in Gaza where you buy a t-shirt.
you buy a flag
you know you
you know how do you how are you
anti-capitalist well you you buy
merchandise to signify that you're
anti that you know
we've gone so far
you know um
the clash
yeah yeah a punk band they
they um obviously
commercialized um
but like they used to make their own clothes
as like protest to disengage
from like
Yeah, it's like that it just doesn't, yeah, you find success and then
Even if your art is like protest art
But then you're like
You're kind of part of the problem
And there's there's no way
Yeah, exactly it's this paradox
And like even us talking about it on this platform now
You know, is like
We are making content for fucking Google
It's the same thing.
Whereas like, you know,
and Mr. Robot or whatever has like an anti-corpo message.
Yeah.
And it's like it feels good and there's something therapeutic about seeing that message.
But it's, um...
Well, that's the danger of it is that it can make you feel like you've already done the activism.
By just agreeing with a piece of media.
And that's not enough.
And I've bought this book that I plan on reading.
and Roger Waters made an album of like a similar title but it's called like amused to death.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I've heard of that before.
Yeah, yeah, it was written in like the 80s.
But I, it makes me feel almost conspiratorial with when you start thinking about it in that way.
It's like the, I really enjoyed that movie, the long walk, right?
But like, the political one.
messaging kind of gets lost in it being a commercial product, you know, and it was like fun
to watch. I don't know what you do about that. Yeah, I don't know what you can do either, because
making art is like the only thing everyone can truly do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only answer I can
really see is like busking that sort of environment or like free shows like it um and the the shit that like
the the french economist is doing um whose name we're both blanking on is it gabriel yeah that sounds
right gabriel zuckman zuckman yeah um and gary's economics and people like uh jimmy the giant
Yeah, watching interviews with him, he's so, like, eloquent and down to earth and just explains concepts really.
I think, clearly, but people frame him as if he's, like, radical.
He's, like, so insane.
But that's the, that's their, like, wheelhouse, you know, is to frame, like, ordinary thoughts as crazy.
you know yeah yeah so i mean i i don't know if you've read it yet but um the we need to tax
billionaires yeah i'd be prioritizing of it's like batman to be honest you can read it in like
one sitting yeah it's like yeah it's a lovely pint-sized book yeah but is you know it's not
vibes based it's like peer-reviewed research based and like this what's fantastic about that he's
Yeah, he's made the argument bulletproof.
Yeah.
You know, because when I say it, it's like, you know,
all these attacks can come and I can't defend it because I'm not a fucking economist.
Like, I don't know this shit.
I haven't studied it.
I'm, um, like, the thing is, what, what I think is that you just have to not be stupid to, to,
to agree with him.
You know, if, if you're stupid, then you'll disagree with him.
Um,
yeah i it's this isn't this isn't this isn't a matter of of politics it's a matter of intellect
like this specific you cannot defend billionaires
you can't but then like unless you are one
what is like what is intelligence at that point when it's like
education is so fucking bad you don't teach i didn't i did i personally wasn't
talk anything about like econ no it's school god no
No, they got to, that's for private school.
You got to pay for that shit.
We don't.
Well, you have to like specialise in it at some point, which you probably won't,
because you're kind of taught that it's boring or even though it's like the core thing
that makes everything tick and explains like a lot of stuff about the work.
Yeah, but do you think if the general population had a better understanding of economics,
then they'd be less okay with staying by and letting billionaires do what they do?
Generally, I think yes.
I think they would be
infuriated.
Yeah.
Because if you hear that,
Jeff Bezos fact,
you should be fucking upset.
He can claim benefits
that the same people
spread the message
that people are destroying the country
through claiming benefits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And abusing these systems.
But also, like, you know,
they just say they're being smart, though,
if you're using loopholes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That is part of the dialogue.
It's fucking disgusting.
But you know, like in the UK,
there are more empty houses
due to various things like people owning second homes and stuff.
There are more empty houses than that there are homeless people.
Yeah, yeah, and in America as well.
Yeah.
So it's like, so that's a choice.
Yeah, yeah.
What I think about is through,
go back to before there were seatbelts,
there was a huge pushback
and a significant group of people who were anti-seatbelt.
They thought that was like a going too far type thing.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like we are like a species where any proposed change is always like a significant amount of people who are like, no, no way.
That's just insane.
You can't do that.
You can't put seatbelts in cars.
Why?
That's impeding on our freedom or something.
It's like, what the fuck you talking about?
And when it is for something as like base level as a fucking seatbelt,
you have an issue with that
you know it's like or drink driving have you seen
the interview
of the Americans talking about drink driving
no when they made it illegal
to drink and drive
it's these people that are like
so when I finish day of work I can't have my shoes back
driving home
it's like yeah these fucking
communeish we're going to be a common
it's insane
yeah
so maybe you wouldn't have to worry about that if you had like
um
fucking
London tier public transport
You don't even have to worry about that kind of thing really
But anyway
You do it every time I go to London
It's a fucking nightmare
Hate that city
It's fucking house
I fucking hate this fucking house
Right let's do a couple more here
That was quite a diatribe
Yeah sorry
I like edible food says
What would you say is the worst ad you've seen
I recently got an ad for a gambling app
With an AI Jesus promoting it
I don't think you can top that
that's fucking
hard to top
Jesus Christ
what a perfect
like full stop
to the conversation
we're just having
well yeah
we were just talking about
before we started recording
is that like
shops on like the high street
yeah
like for their burger places
or whatever
now using AI art
and it makes them look
fucking vital
yeah it's creepy
all this
this influx of AI
oh my God
no the worst
adverts are the adverts
you get on Amazon
Amazon Prime when you're watching shit
Oh right yeah
They're fucking terrifying
I haven't seen any of that
I haven't watched anything on Prime
Unbelievable
What was it in Avert for
But like the
Adverts looked weird anyway
But now they're so
Like
hyper
Colourful and like
The saturation is way up
And even when they're not
Using AI
It looks like
It's unbelievable
Everything's that grub her bad
Yeah
It's like this mesmerizing like
It's all the fucking snake from jungle book
Just like
Yeah
But the worst thing about Amazon
Is that it will pop up in the corner
And it's like order now
You can buy it here
Yeah
It'll arrive tomorrow
And then you're so amused to death
That you're just like
Yeah I'll get this fairy liquid
Yeah, but we're just kind of like scratching the surface of that.
Oh my God.
Once the, once that metadata is like truly tapped into, like,
all of these companies have really detailed kind of like profiles on you.
When that's like good enough, like watered, not the opposite of watered down, like focused enough.
Concentrators.
Concentrators, what I was looking for, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, you won't want to watch anything but ads because it would just know you so well.
We're kind of already in the position where it's like, am I watching an advert right now?
Like the majority of YouTube content is like, oh my God.
Oh, wait, this is just an advert.
This is just an advert for some product that they're trying to pedal.
Movies, like it's since they're doing, since the dawn of, what do they call it, product placement.
Right, right.
Everything's a product.
You know, why?
Marvel movies.
They're selling, like, toys and shit.
Yeah, and everything's a goddamn advert.
You know, it's going to get crazy when people are wearing, like, AR glasses that you've got to pay, like, a subscription for,
um, augmented reality glasses.
And, like, if you pay the lower subscription, you're getting, like, adverts in your fucking day-to-day life.
It's going to be insane.
It's like motion tracking that, like...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And they pause if you take them off.
Yeah.
And you're like, to like have a job, you'll have to wear them or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
If you work at Amazon, you have to wear the Amazon glasses.
Oh, bro, fuck.
Yesterday when I popped into Tesco Express, you know, there was a fucking robot cleaning.
And it had like a sign on the side of it saying like, been hired since 2025.
I was like, well, that's so fucking insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I felt like kind of scared of.
it. Yeah, I've been feeling
that since I saw my first robot lawnmower.
I was like, so that's
that's one job gone.
Yeah. You know? Uh-huh.
Yeah, because it was, it was, because
the Tesco Express was quite small
and it was taking up like a whole aisle
going like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like, I wanted to go down that aisle, but like,
I didn't want to go near it. I was like,
it's just kind of like bump in, like, what the
fuck is happening? It like sucks you
into it. And like, no, I was like just
staring at it and everyone was just walking
around as if it was like normal.
Yeah, it's crazy how quick people are just like, oh, that's a thing.
Yeah.
It's like, whatever.
That's cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like, we're in the, um, the start of the, the next industrial revolution, you know.
Yeah.
And spoiler alert, the industrial revolution was like, fucking horrendous.
The way, the way workers treat it.
Do you know about like, um, it's debilers.
depicted in Bioshock Infinite, but like
there were, I think in America
periods of
people
what's it called? Or auctioning
like for work.
So that, so people like
bids to, they're like, I'll do it for
a dollar. I'll do it for
50 cents. I'll do it
for 25. I haven't eaten.
The free market at work, baby. Yeah, yeah.
I'll do it for free.
Yeah, I'll do it for the love of the game.
I'll suck your dick for his job.
Yeah.
It is that exploitive, yeah.
It genuinely is.
That's coming back.
Let's watch, in the next 10 years, Farage gets in,
wipes out a minimum wage, brings in wage auctioning.
I wonder if, yeah, like, you know that kind of silly aspect of the matrix where, like,
people become batteries.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what they're being, like, used for.
Yeah.
If there was some way to, like,
it's like the final step, right?
To, like, turn your body into, like,
something like that.
Yeah.
It's like, yeah, we'll give you, like,
we'll let you have food if, like, we can use your body.
It's the Jordan Peterson Chinese wank dungeon.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ, dude.
How is anyone okay?
with this shit that's gonna be like the the best way to make money in in 2030 just getting just donating
your your nut because nobody's having babies we need like genetic diversity so it's like everyone
donate your eggs and nut that's all the robots are for though you know to impregnate people
no so they're like there are like three people yeah right robot armies that's fighting forever
yeah but but the billionaires don't find it fun if there's no
one beneath them. They need people to like, they need it to be like robots on people.
You know, right, yeah. Just like abusing people every day.
We need something to sell. Yeah. Orgments. Yeah, it's just cyberpunk. Um,
looking hell, dude. Um, fuck you know. Uh, let's do this one.
From bathtub Tom. Hello, Jarmie deers. Could you offer a nugget of wisdom to one such as I?
I'm in my early mid-twenties and do not yet have my driving license.
I did take lessons back in the day, but because of the post-pandemic backlog and clashes with my academic career,
have yet to be a certified driver.
I find this daunting and a bit embarrassing as I feel too unc to be in the learner driver game,
although I am aware Jim similarly learned to drive at an unc age.
Any advice, and is it scary to learn to drive as such an old age, best wishes?
Just stow it.
Nobody gives a shit.
I find that weird where it's like, it's like instilled in people that you're only allowed to be learning things when you're young.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's an excellent point.
I also think, uh, no, that, that thought's gone.
Um, no, I was actually, uh...
Probably be a better driver, if I had to go.
Yeah, genuinely, you, you'll probably learn easier as well.
It's like I've found, um,
Like, it's, it's much easier to learn things as a willing adult instead of a, like, the petulant, resistant child.
You, like, really think you know everything?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I, I kind of see even that as, like, a class divide.
Like, the people who, um, who got given, like, a car for their 17th birthday and, like,
Oh, definitely.
It gives you a step up, especially if everything is built in that way where you can't really do,
Yeah, especially in America.
Unless you're in a connected city.
Yeah.
But you can't get jobs.
I remember that there was a certain, like, group of people in my year at school that got the car.
No, I remember.
And they're instantly, like, more popular.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they were already the, like, cool ones anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
Because they were rich.
Or at least richer.
I don't know if anyone in this fucking down.
Yeah, because, I mean, I was unk when I got my license.
Yeah, you were what?
32?
That must have been like mid-20s or something.
Yeah.
You were probably about the same edge as me
when I got mine.
Yeah.
23, 24 or something.
Yeah.
I can't remember.
I think I got my license in 2021,
which is fucking five years ago.
It's not,
yeah, it's not scary to learn,
but it is scary how expensive it is.
Yeah, and it's probably more expensive now.
Just do it.
Like, the Sunni do it.
Yeah.
And it's, it's going to be cheaper to do it now than to wait and do it later.
Just get it done.
I'm just so glad I did it before 2020.
And every now and again, I see someone who looks like 40, 50 learning to drive, you know, with the old plates and stuff.
You know, with a driving instructor next to them.
And it's like, yeah.
You're not getting judged for it.
No, I think you're a weak fool if you, like, ever mock someone for trying to learn something new at any age.
Yeah.
Like you're a fucking...
Yeah, yeah.
You're worth nothing.
Yeah.
You're an asshole for no reason.
Also, I think, um, people shouldn't insult people for being bad at things.
Mm-hmm.
Because it's like...
Well, then you'll never develop any new skill ever.
Yeah, yeah.
It's going to be bad at it at first because not everyone's a fucking savant.
Like, just...
Yeah.
In fact, like, no one is.
It's like a tiny, tiny fraction of people.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's super unfair to put that on your side.
Um, reasonable sales says, Hey Ming has Airport Dan here. Got a question for Airport Jim.
In a semi-recent broadcast, AJ, Airport Jim, was made a fool when a commenter asked AJ if he
recalled making the clutch move of ordering a pizza at 1am and was quoted as saying,
Honey Badger drinks when he wants. This was later revealed to actually be an interaction one
Elon Musk had on Twitter. Despite this, AJ claimed to remember this incident, having no clue he
was being completely punked. My question is,
Was AJ truly recalling a time he ordered a pizza at 1am?
Does he truly actually refer to himself as Honey Badger?
Was he simply lying?
Was he just trying to not be to not seem inconsiderate by admitting he didn't recall this?
Lots to ponder here.
A.D., Airport Dan, out.
Did I say I recalled it?
I think you did.
The thing is, I might have seen the meme.
I don't know.
And that was the part that...
And we've, I've definitely ordered pizza at fucking one in the morning before.
Yeah.
And Honey Badger does eat when he fucking won.
Dude.
It's the fucking grinchious shit.
Like the, I've seen, I saw cringy things.
Plenty of it before the, like, musk heads.
But it's just like a new level of deprivation with these people.
It's kind of like spectacular in a way.
You know, the ultimate, like, chud little fucking barnacles.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's like being the king's footrest.
Yeah.
Like, that's the position you're happy with.
Because you're, like, at least you're close to power.
You know?
You're on the good side of power.
Fucking pussy.
Oh my God.
Let's end on this one then from Krusty Kamikaze.
I know this won't happen, but I really do hope GTO6 fails.
Can't stand the excessive and bloated production cycles of AAA games,
and I feel that it'll only get worse with six success.
I'm probably totally off base because I'm not entirely well read on the industry, but that's just how I feel. Thought, bear, uh, bear?
Well, don't worry, because AI's going to make game production.
Yeah, I have this weird feeling that it might be the last game like that ever.
Really? They were just going to be chudded out now.
Like to this, like, because they had the advantage weirdly of, it's been in development for so long.
And it's only really the last six.
six years or so that the cost of development has gone up so so ridiculously high.
So at least what, half of the time it's been developed.
It's been a bit more affordable in quotes.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
I don't think it's going to start this fucking trend of that happening because like no one can afford to do what they've done.
Yeah.
And they're going to make all the money ever.
It's not going to dissuade them.
No. I don't, yeah, I don't really agree with this.
And the thing is, like, I don't, I don't need another GTA every year.
No, it might be the last GTA ever.
At least in our lifetime. That's almost a guarantee.
Yeah.
But, like, it is, it's crazy and, like, ridiculous, but I'm not that fussed about long dev cycles.
because like
there's still shit coming out every year
It's kind of
It's similar to the discussion about like
Oh Hollywood movies
They're just shit now
Yeah
When it's like well there's actually millions of different movies
And yeah yeah sure
Like Supergirl sucks or whatever
And it was a huge bomb
But there's loads of other interesting stuff
Happening and it's same with video games
It's like in the American space
It's fucked up and it's like really bad
Like insanely bad
Yeah
But it is just the
the American perspective.
Like it's not true globally.
So when
when it like falters in a space like that
then other things crop up in other places.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Yeah, they are just less accessible, they.
Are they there?
Like, what's less accessible about like,
Resident Evil 9?
No, true. Yeah.
You know?
Except like, you know, how
underpaid the Japanese
workers are. Yeah, yeah.
Fucking overworked. Yeah, I mean, that's
it's all economic shit.
Yeah, that's, that's
like across the board.
That's an issue.
How underpaid and overworked
is like the average person.
Like, yeah.
Probably a lot.
And that's not like defending
game corporations.
It's like, everything should be
restructured to be fair for everyone involved instead of just one fucking fat cat at the top yeah it's
like um whoa radical this film obsession i don't think you've seen it yet no i watched his um a short of his
the chair yesterday oh yeah no the day before yesterday yeah it's good it was fun but like the
the the main woman in that film yeah she was paid something like 20 000 dollars 30 000
or something.
Wow.
For a film that's made like hundreds of millions.
Yeah, right.
I just, yeah, so,
I hate the way it's all structured.
It's so fucked up.
You know?
You can be the face of something and like not really.
Yeah, yeah.
It's always some back end bullshit that like,
you know, look at the music industry and like these produce,
these like just faceless producers.
Yeah, yeah.
Like fuck over the talent.
Drain them.
They all have like all these mental health issues and are like just fucking
fucked up.
And it's like,
well,
there's a new one now.
So I just.
to start again.
It's like so...
Yeah.
Anyway, yeah.
This episode certainly had a theme to it, but...
And that theme is poo.
That theme is bodily functions.
Yeah.
So thanks for listening or watching or whatever you do.
Yeah, stay woke.
And stay barebaring, man.
And hunt the Freeman.
Try and find Nick.
He'll sort this out.
He's a man of the people.
