JAR Media Posdact - Episode 220

Episode Date: September 14, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:31 Housekeeping 15:30 Haunted by 13RW 18:08 JAR Media Media 32:12 Mid Break 32:22 Patreon Names 37:07 Reddit Questions 37:50 Naughty Spongebob 39:57 James explains his cuteness 40:23 James' Reaction to variously textured foods 49:22 The Normal Episode continues to damage 51:15 Are Kiwis the dibbies of NZ? 54:57 Portugal 56:19 Thoughts on Album Art 1:02:04 Roleplay: James was caught speeding 1:05:37 Boyband JAR 1:08:29 Cartoon Moments 1:11:38 There's Two Types of People in this World... 1:14:02 Gan Satellite 1:16:40 Swindon Anecdote PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

What's you meant to press, bro? My butt. Don't like it when you laugh like that. Good afternoon morning. Good afternoon morning, evening on night. And welcome to episode 200. 20 of the jar cast i'm your host alex joined as always by uh my bro james over here i'm here and my other bro uh jim sit down jim hello this is the podcast where we talk about you know

whatever we sort of feel like there's there's a bit of a loose structure now but you know not compared to the old days at least but this is new jar you could say we're like the loose women of men we're the loose women of male podcasts about nothing. Before we get too deep into the episode, I want to shout out the patrons who support us and help us through everything that we do.

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and all that kind of boring meta-data stuff. housekeeping um so for some reason uh oh no i remember why I thought of this weird idea um jim and james

that i want your guys help with if that's all right yeah go for it um I'm going to say quotes from a certain movie and I need you guys to try and uh remind me or explain which character you remember

this is being. From what, sorry? From a movie. Okay. Okay. From one movie specifically. A movie we've all seen. Okay.

But you've got to try and guess what the movie is and what the, what character says each quote, okay? Right, right. We, we. Um, are you sure we're not in New Jersey? Man, I guess got two. James got it. Yeah. I thought we were weird to guess the character, though.

Yeah, he got 50% of it then. Who said it? Alex or, no, no, it's the giraffe. Yeah. There you go. James, this is. What about this one? No, no, that's not it.

Listen, Motu. You'd better treat this lady like a queen because you, you my friend, found the perfect woman. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman, I would get her flowers every day. And not just any flowers, okay? her favourites are orchids

white and I would bring her breakfast every day six loaves of white bread with butter on both sides no crust just the way she likes it is it Madagascar too one chance I'd be her shoulder to cry on

and her best friend and I'd spend every day thinking of ways to make her laugh sorry Danes Is it Madagascar too? They're all Madagascots all of them are Madagascar too and they're all meld

Melman. Yeah, I guess they're all Melman. No, who says this? Is it Madagascar, too? They're all from, you got that part right. You got half of it right. No, but it's the characters, well, he says what? Who says this?

Analysis. Koalski. No, it's not Kowalski that says analysis. He says Kowalski analysis. It's the leader, penguin. Correct. Skipper. Let's end on this one.

Buckle up, boys. Don't look dull. This might get hairy. That's Skipper again. Because he covers the eyes of the bobbly wine thing. Yes. Okay, one more. I'm sorry, I've got to do this one.

That's a number I can live with. That's Skipper again. That's skipper again. I never said that there might not be a pizza in there. Do your best skipper impression and say that. line which one the it's a crack-a-lacking my friend no that fuck you no say that line the number I can now that's a number I can live with no you have to do a skipper impression you've brought this on yourself do it do it your best

impression I don't think anyone how does this he sounds a bit like Yeah, he sounds like Zach Brannigan, who I also can't do an impression of. Oh, that's a number I can live in. Okay, Argy. There are a few interesting bits of feedback from the last episode. One of the major comments from Pancho, sorry, Pancho, mm-hmm, says, buy a GoPro with Patreon money, attach it to James's head, and record a jarcast from James's point.

of view. Thoughts? I agree. But James has to pay for it. Do you think that would be an efficient use of the jar Patreon? Yeah, because we can use a GoPro. We don't get a GoPro just for that. It'd be used in many ways. And that's one solid point. They are useful, but they are expensive though.

How much are they? A cup hundred, you can get one for like 160. Yeah, depends on the GoPro. But yeah, they start about 80 quid upwards of, four, five, nine. That's not that much. What? You could do the Argy episode two and strap on to Argy.

Yeah, that's true. That'd be funny. And then I can borrow it and make car content. You Spooky posted a picture of them in what I assume is there. Yeah, I've got some fucking problems of this. I've got some fucking problems. Hey, hold on, let me explain what it is first. Yeah, you Spooky posted on our subreddit.

There was a picture of his. yearbook, I guess, where he's put his kind of final tag. It was good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Alexander Beltman. There you go. What's your problem with this, bro? Who's the one who made that more popular? No, that's not fair. No, I say...

Because Alex did invent it. Alex didn't invent it, but I'm the one who brought it back. I'm the one who made it. I thought we started every episode with it, though. What? Yeah. I did. It was my...

I was my thing for ages. Is this like a thing? No swiping. No, it was. Watched the old episode. This is proof that James created piss-a-dick. Oh, fuck, no, that's bullshit. No, you're just trying to steal the good thing and say that the lame fucking piss-a-dick thing wasn't you.

What did I do? What did I do? Even Alex said on a cast, he's like, I love it when James does this. And I was go, good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, is what I used to always say all the time. There is Alex invented it. Alex invented it. Unlike Pissidic. I made it cool. Which you invented.

No. Pisidic is Alex's as well. Because it predates JAR because it's in an I-H-E video. Predates me. Yeah, but because you were always joking about it. No, no, I, you only say this because I said about the piss-addick dance, which you conveniently forgot the memory of. Yeah, because you made it.

I didn't make the piss-dick dance. There's a video of it. You made piss-ed-dick dance because you made piss-a-dick. No, there's a video of it on our old channel. We reference it there. He made it. As far as I'm concerned, you did make piss-ed-dick. In my memory, it's just fact that it's you, I'm sorry.

And for at least 51% of listeners and watches, you know. Yeah, maybe even 52. Look at the latest polls. No, they know, they know the truth. Well, yeah, we did, uh, we did do polls on Twitter and every time, James. Oh, yeah, polls on Twitter. What is, what is, so you're saying democracy is bad? No, what is the worst enemy of humanity?

Democracy. No, alien? It's a misinformation. So believe us. Yeah, believe me. Believe the majority. Okay, China. Okay.

Gregory Davidson says this podcast is like overhearing a random conversation strangers are having, and for some reason I like it. Strangers arguing, most of the time. L.H. left an interesting one saying, Week 31 of commenting in the JAR media comment section, and quite coincidentally, the JAR boys have put a pizza takeaway as the thumbnail. while I'm eating a takeaway myself yeah sick mate

yeah what kind of takeaway there if it's not papa johns that was the whole comment look if you're gonna say that you got takeaway there's no point even saying that you had takeaway unless you say what takeaway you had sorry they are the wolves

you don't go to your work colleague you don't you don't go up to someone say I didn't create pesidic when you did Curtis Welch says what on earth happened to the jarcast I've been listening on Spotify for a while and I thought I might as well watch it this time and I still have no idea what I'm looking at.

The only thing that seems normal is Jamie who shall remain pure, hopefully. Sorry. I think this is someone who's a bit overwhelmed by the video antics that go on sometimes. So, Curtis, uh... Don't worry, Jim is remaining pure, above us all. Jamie's never pure.

Jamie is the aggressor and the intimidator. Vox 352 says, OMG, thanks Joe Rogan for the upload. Joe Rogan fears us Joe Rogan does fear us especially with his rubbish new set and he's changed his set

just yep not his set sorry his place like now he's on Spotify now obviously right why's he done that I wonder

fear fear no to because he knew oh shit Jha is on Patreon he's bending over for us basically yeah he's basically saying

I'm gonna fight you on your own ground and you know what Joe Boxing match with James Joe Pussie out yeah

Joe Rogan versus James in the MMA ring let's make it happen yeah have you

have you seen his fucking flying kicks yes they're disgusting they're actually insane every time you like

just spins around and kicks something but I'm not a fan of his new set I've got to be honest really yeah it looks

bloody weird if you want to if you want to see Joe Morgan flying kick me go at I smashed a Redbone said, I am ordering you to Surrender That AI

For those who don't know what I'm mentioning right now There's this I swear we've talked about this on Java before We have. Surrender that AR I thought it was just when you were playing Halo 4 Trying to do a speed run thing And we saw like a cutscene

And then watched it on YouTube and found it very funny. No, but the surrender that AI is actually a meme within the Halo community as well. I didn't know that. I just thought it was really funny. Yeah, it's always stood out to me as being a fucking awful, like weird delivery of that line.

I'm going to play it out of the laptop for a second. This is cringe. It genuinely is. I'm ordering you. Does it remember that my life? Let me find it. Yeah, here we are. No, sir.

Listen to this. I am ordering you to surrender that AI! It's fucking bad. Like, that's Halo? I am ordering you to surrender that AI! No, sir.

There's a meme where that's like being repeated, what is that? What the... Surrender that AI? Yeah, it's been like, repeated constantly and it's on me and my yeah it's a hailing that was that was a YouTube comment someone left on the last cast

and I don't think we've mentioned that yeah that's what I'm confused about I thought we just talked about it when you were playing Halo 4 in private it's something I've memed over the years but like I guess that just triggered my memory to bring it up and joke about it again because it just never gets sold to me I agree

just do a couple more for this section Brian Dunn says I promise that I don't mean to be creepy but this is always fascinating me about Brits What do you guys think about circumcision? Do you think it's a good thing? I think only the devil's spawn would have it done. Yeah, there you go.

Uh, uh, I like my willie. I assume... Circumcision isn't when they cut your whole dick off, by the way. But I just, I like mine. I assume they're American coming from that angle. Yes. Because... Yeah, like in America...

It's just default. Does just everyone get it done? I think it is just like a kind of default. You're weird if you don't have it. done type thing um but yeah i is there's a lot of i've looked into it before like the posing cons and it's a bit uh like uh can i say this is quite a weird question though what are our thoughts on circumcision i guess because they're american they like but like it's like what they did say i don't mean to be creepy so yeah yeah you can call them a

creep if you want you have freedom to do that if I wouldn't like force it upon my kid yeah like just have it done to like to babies I think it should be a choice yeah you know mm-hmm well yeah it's I've heard stuff before that is bordering on like child mutilation having it done because on I in some other countries I don't know enough about it to in other countries there's a lot more forceful on it a light Yeah, it depends on the context of it Like, if you're doing it to a baby

I guess you could say Well yeah, there's no consent there Obviously Yeah, it's just like tradition Yeah, and it's a weird tradition In my opinion I guess that's sort of what the question's getting at A frass

Sir Sutherland says Name is Frazer not Frasher though Okay, don't make mistake again What? You read it, Jim. Name is fraser, not frasher.

Though, okay, don't make mistake again. What if they're a patron whose name, he said wrong? His name is fraser. Frazier. Yeah, that's the housekeeping section down the right. Woo! Thanks, Jim. Oh, yeah, I'm feeling loose.

I'm feeling loose. I'm feeling happy today, guys. loose women. Exactly like loose woman. I'm feeling looser than a loose woman. There was something I wanted to bring up randomly. It just struck me and I noted it down for whatever reason.

Yeah man. Um, recently I finished my, I finally finished my 13 reasons why season 4 video. You did. And I was just very pleased to be done with that because I've never been haunted by a video in the same way I have for this one. Well, like, for some reason this video was stressing me out so much that when I

had finally finished it my default state was being stressed about the video so like once I finished it it was like my mental state went back to like okay now what's there to stress about about this stupid fucking 13 reasons why video even though it was done that's how long it was looming

over me for it. I don't know why it took me so long when you say that though were you finding other things to stress about post finishing the video or was just that one video your brain was still trying to stress about a video that was done yeah that's that is quite peculiar i've never experienced that before yeah i've never been haunted by a video like this one before um it's quite fitting the

13 reasons why like like you're seeing a ghost version of your video after it's gone no i am being haunted by it yeah but the only reason i bring that up because i was like i was really thinking about the weird sporadic way i make videos um and how like i've never really had a consistent style. Like, you know, a lot of YouTube channels, like, we mentioned this channel, um, like, last week that this, the, like, crime, the true crime channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And every video has, like, the kind of similar format and you know what you're expecting

or whatever. Mm. And there's, like, a consistency to it. Mm-hmm. I never really felt like I've had that at all. Um. I think you've had periods, you know? Generations.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I... I'm not sure which is better, to be honest. I think it depends on the person. I suppose if it was a channel that was supposed... If it was like an IGN and they're changing, every video is like different and there's no consistency, that would be weird.

I suppose if it's just one person, it's not as like... It depends what you want to do as well because like... Doing a video about hating some meme... Mm-hmm. And then a video... about an entire season of a TV show that you've done previous videos on entire seasons on like that's going to be different

I think it's good to have a variety of content but I also think it's good to have your own like staple yeah I don't know my bro I don't know why don't we do a media section we haven't done one for fucking ages

yeah I've watched stuff we've been watching listening to and spending some time doing you anything bro really nothing it's been weird of me to me at the moment because I'm like I'm turned off by cod I thought the reason you were laughing

was because you were going to say cod no I'm like turned off by at the moment I don't want to play I've had that same thing but exactly the same I'm like trying to find things to play and I tried both of the wild again but I just I approached that game

so weirdly the first time I'm in a difficult air and I've got I'm like straight out of the start of the game I just beeline to the objective instead of actually playing the game I should do and just doing your own shit so I had to drop that and I was like I need to start this game again but I know

the start of that game is miserable it's so just long and tedious it's not as long it might take you a while the first time but going through it again it's pretty piss and I'm trying to play it on the the stick controls with the switch and not like the joycons

not that basically not a control that's so much it better than the actual joycons itself yeah so I'm having a weird time with that I'm just trying to find games to play but other than that I've mainly been watching finish peaky blinders again six the sixth season or fifth season is a bit

not very good really wasn't that gripping was it not really just a whole fascism mark and stuff it's a bit okay um i gave up on gundam temporarily damn you've been overwhelmed by the gandums no it's because a 50 50 episode season then another 50 episodes oh right is insane 20 how long are the episodes 20 minutes so it's not hour but then that's only one like part of it's got so much more so i've given up on that and now i'm basically just in a limbo of why actually you want to watch or do

What about music? Have you listened to anything new there? No None at all, no music But I did buy Verminthide 2 So I might play that a bit, maybe Yeah, I'll play that with you Yeah You see, I find when I'm having like a dull video game period

Where nothing's really scratching the edge A, I won't play video games Like at all for a while Yeah Or I'll play only with people yeah so I'm like talking to people because that makes any game

like enjoyable if you're both just playing a game and having a decent time especially like cringy story this I'm pretty sure Alex and I's first like interaction with Ruben was on Halo

was on Halo 3 like that's how we officially met fuck yeah I'd forgot about it wasn't it on ADS2 no it was Halo 3 because he was at our school but we didn't talk to him but yeah because he was in like

there were the two sects the BJs and the Bs and the Bs and room was a J and we were a B yeah and somehow Wuben ended up knowing you guys off on X-B How did you find you on Xbox if it's just fucking random B on my fake ninja

no no he came after you sure? Yeah I think no science club I think we actually met in science club but we didn't like, meet, meat? You just, in passing, we told each other that we were getting Xboxes for Christmas.

Yeah. And then he ended up finding one of us. I think I told him my game attack or something. You told him me Game of Tag. And yeah, then we played Halo 3. And then... Yeah, it's just been weird going through Halo again with Rubin and it's like... Like 10...

It legit, I think it is the 10 year anniversary of us... No, it'll be nine years. Nine years ago, we met Ruben. Yeah. Because I remember saying like maybe 50 or death series ago that I like known you for 12 years, but that was completely wrong. Yeah, it's longer. Yeah, because we met in year two. And year two is like five, six.

Mm-hmm. And now we're 23. Yeah. So it's like we've... Well, the majority of our lives, we've known each other. 17, 18 years is when we're approaching two decades. That's actually fucking wild Yeah, that is crazy

What are you, bro? Obviously Halo Watching I've watched loads of films recently I don't think of no I watched Fuck, what's it called? It's a Scorsese film

Which one? Shatter Island Oh yeah, what did you think of that? I really liked that movie Do you? I remember watching that one semi-recently and not really doing it for me. Really?

Mm-hmm. No, I... It's like Mark Ruffalo, like a mystery island type thing. Yeah. I just think... Because I've seen it twice and I'm pretty sure

there's like a twist in it. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure both times I saw it. I already knew the twist. Right. I think it was around about the twists where it was kind of losing me, but...

Oh, really? Admittedly, I've only seen it once. I... I'd recommend you watch it again. Because, like... Yeah, I might pick up... so much stuff like it

makes you think like how do you not notice this when you're watching it the first time like it's so obvious what's actually going on here maybe that's what I didn't like about it yeah maybe but I just think it's a really fun movie really like intriguing maybe that's one I used to watch well well acted

yeah I think you like Scorsese yeah so I probably would enjoy it Because he did, Scorsese, he did Wolf of Walshry, didn't he? Yeah, he did. And that's a fucking incredible movie. Honestly, I haven't seen it. It's bloody long, but it's like so fucking good. I severely like it.

But then The Goodfellers is probably my top ten. Now, top one, that is just the best movie ever. Really? So I'd probably... Yeah, it's been a long time since I've seen that. I watched it this lockdown, actually. Really? And then it got me into cooking the, like, pasta for...

Yeah, yeah. They're nice pasta. I remember a specific scene in the gel. Yeah, they get that way too much garlic in. With the razor, yeah. Yeah. Other movies I have watched Zodiac for the first time. David Finch's Zodiac, yeah, yeah.

Also with Mark Ruffalo. One of my faves, so I really like that movie a lot. Yeah, it's, I don't know how I haven't seen it before. Like, maybe because you saw how long it is. It is a long movie. Yeah, no, but I don't think I've ever had access to it before. it's just happened to come up on Netflix. I've never seen it on Netflix before.

Otherwise, I'm sure I would have watched it. Right, yeah. Because it is very mind-huntery, like the TV show, Mind-Hunter, the Netflix show. No, it's very much in line. But I think, like, the variety of characters in it, like, it makes the runtime feel so much shorter. And the pacing is just like...

The main character's really good. Yeah. All the characters are really good. Yeah. And there's so many, like, memorable scenes. And the way it's... presented it's just so slick it's unbelievable yeah yeah although i i wouldn't have known it was a fincher film i don't think if you really think so yeah if i didn't already know that it was before i

watched it i don't know yeah i i don't know how to explain it but it was also weird seeing robert downy junior in a in a film other than yeah when he's not ironman yeah he's got the old one yeah that movie's ridiculously good and uh I think the third film of note that I've watched is I'm thinking of ending things or I'm thinking about ending things. Charlie Kaufman's new one. Yeah.

Yeah, I haven't watched that yet as of this date. But I will in the next few days. Yeah. It got me wondering, though, about film in general. In what sense? Because I didn't enjoy watching the movie at all. I had a bad time watching it for the most part. but it really does like make you think

about like a concept no it's definitely that type of movie thing that you got to get used to where it's like yeah if it's if it's going against convention it can come across as kind of you know when it's not accessible

yeah where it's like this movie is very inaccessible yeah it's asking something different of you and it's making you ask questions and play around with it a bit. But the reason I didn't like watching it is like explained in the movie to me like by the

end and then like thinking about what the movie is actually about it's really clever but I never want to see it again. Yeah but I also do think it's a ridiculously good film okay well that that sounds just from that description that makes me want to watch it

more to be honest so anything like noteworthy anything that moves the needle beyond kind of obvious yeah well i mean if if it was a truly bad film i wouldn't have watched it through to the end because it's long yeah like it's really long right you're less experience with the director too so you're probably less i'm pretty sure it's my first film of his

no you've seen uh john malcovich oh that was him as well oh that movie's way more accessible than yeah that's probably one of the more accessible once considering some of the stuff he's made but yeah we'll check that out scene um have you have you seen any of the boys yet season two yeah i've seen all of it because they've released three episodes yeah really i was really disappointed really have you seen there's a whole drama about it yeah is that because they release three episodes in the next seven i guess will be released weekly yeah um and people have been review bombing the the boys season two because they're expecting

the whole season to be dropped? Yeah, I think it was stupid to not relay that. Because my impression was that it was just going to come out. And then I got three episodes in and then it wasn't playing the next one. Yeah, I think it is a communication thing. Yeah, it's stupid. I don't actually mind the idea of

big drop three episodes kind of like a long movie. Then you've got to wait and then there's like somebody to talk about each week. I get what they're doing. If you don't explain it, of course people are going to be annoyed about it because they're expecting what you did for the first season, which was drop every episode but yeah yeah it's good yeah i've seen two of the three episodes so far i like it i

it's clearly all set up for where for something yeah i'm not really sure yeah um what this character they added is quite irritating i know the one you mean yeah i'm starting to like her a bit more now because i kind of see her purpose yeah the it takes i'd say until the third episode to understand why she's in the show. Yeah, because you can tell she's kind of going for a character archetype which just

we're similar in this kind of thing with just that kind of character. It's just kind of annoying to me. Yeah. You know, but it wasn't ruining it for me. I was okay with it. And by the end of episode three, I have to say my problems with her were over,

but the fact that there were only three episodes it's made that worse. Right. Because there was more of her being bad than good. I like the pacing too. Yeah. The way the plot seems to be moving

is quite quick and snappy and things are progressing. Yeah, it doesn't fuck about. Yeah, I suppose only eight episodes that doesn't have time to, which is a big thing I like, yeah. I had nothing worse than just waffle seasons

of these streaming sites. They're just poopy-stinky. Anything else of note? I haven't really been watching anything else I have other things I can mention but we're pretty much at the first half here I do want to say in terms of another game I've played

I've been continuing Hollow Night Yeah how far would you say you are now if you could measure I'm pretty sure there's an actual in-game timer and it's like 13 hours 15 to 15 hours Okay, okay I'm not sure how many hours it is

People who I've heard Like you can just complete The base game in 20 hours Okay, okay So you've done a major chunk then Yeah And I think it's A must play masterpiece

Really? Yeah, it's like that good Yeah, okay It's better than a lot of Triple A shit That's been Better than the majority You'd recommend it on Switch or?

Yeah, that's where I've been playing I started it on PC as well but it didn't support widescreen so I stopped pretty quickly there say good night to them then bye bye what he's even about

what's it about it's a Metrovania type of yeah it's a metrovina bug game you play as a bug going around a bug town killing bugs he's got a cool up style I'll give it that

yeah it looks great the the law stuff awesome gameplay perfect animation really good animation incredible Yeah Masterpiece

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Ready Welcome back to the second half Of the JARCast Where we answer questions From the JAR Media Subreddit If you want to leave your own questions Head over there to the suggestion thread

And ask us whatever you like John Reif Winja Slater is going to start off This episode saying Hey Jha just wanted to let you know that in the source files of the SpongeBob SquarePants Super Sponge game for PlayStation 1

there is officially licensed concept art of SpongeBob pounding Patrick's ass If you don't believe me Google something like Super Sponge PS1 Hidden Images Just thought you should know this important information Do you want me to show you it? I've got it here on the laptop Yes

So it's file SBN PN Nauty 0.1. No, that is not... No. I don't believe you, dude. No, it was on the... It was on, like, the wiki for, like, games. Why?

It's kind of funny, though. It's kind of funny. Does this make SpongeBob canonically gay? No, because what if it's... What do you think that explanation is for this? Maybe that's the angle they wanted to go. The concept artist is just finding it funny. Yeah, but why would it be in the game?

No, but it's hit not in the game. Because artists are fucking perverts. It's not. No, because it's a hidden files. You don't see it unless you go through the game file. Yeah, so they were probably drawing it for a little laugh and I forgot to delete it out of their discos, aren't they? Like, there's all sorts of stuff like that. There was that GTA thing, wasn't there?

No, but that was like an entire mini game that they did want to be in the game, but then thought, maybe not yeah but that like was cut but like people still found it yeah it's a similar thing no it's not a similar thing because that's not supposed to be in the game that was never meant to be in the game

how do you know it's a kid's game yeah I just know simple deductions so if people want to see what's talking about this is obviously not safe for work super sponge PS1

hidden images and you I'm sure you'll find it I'll be guling it up tonight, don't you I? Girafflubber 6969 says for James How has life changed now that you're the cutest member of the cast? James likes doing that. He likes doing replies, like visual replies. Yeah, to all the listeners on Spotify.

That's not true. Funk gunk actually has something you can audibly respond to. what are James's reactions to these variously textured foods It might be It won't be audio I'll be visual The chocolate bit of the

Cornetto Okay that was a smile Putting gravy in a Yorkshire pudding That's okay Okay that's okay A cream egg Cream egg Okay

A smile I'm egg on pizza don't smile you fucking no it's not this is a look of confusion yeah nobody does that surely yeah yeah surely egg on pizza isn't like that a lot of like jewish cuisine like that like egg egggy egg on like bread pizzery shit like are you talking about keesh no like an actual egg like kind of cooked into the egg egg plus bread fine egg plus pizza not fine yeah but It is just bread with ketchup.

Yeah, ketchup with egg is fucked up. I have not had that. I can't say. What's fucked up about it? Are you joking? What ketchup with egg? Yeah. Well, if you're having it with bread.

What's fucked up about it? No, no, with bread, just with ketchup. Ketchup and egg. Right. Those two things clash. They do not go together. Just on its own? Yeah.

If you had like an egg, a fried egg, and then you dip your fried egg in ketchup, that's gross, I'm wrong. And fucked up. What about beans, though? If you dip it in baked beans? I, that seems white. I think dipping egg at all is weird. But if, if you have, if you have egg on your fall with beans, that's fine. What do you dip your egg in?

If you're, like, the only times I have, like, fried egg is when I'm having, like, a fry up. So there's, like, the beans. There's, like, the beans. beans, no, but specifically ketchup. Yeah, but the way I eat is I like cut a bit of everything and put it all together. Yeah, that's... My phrasing, my phrasing is hot.

Every time I've had egg, it's been with beans and I have it with the beans, the bean juice. No, that's fine. That isn't ketchup. Beans aren't just beans and ketchup. So are you saying eggs only don't work with ketchup? Do they work in mayo? Brown sauce? Egg with mayo. I suppose it is made out of,

well, yeah, egg mayo. No, no, but brown sauce as well. No, you see, that's the thing. I think brown sauce does work with, with egg. But I think ketchup with egg is a taste clash. It doesn't work. No, because if you fry an egg and you have some toast and then you put the fried egg on the toast.

Why the fuck would you dip toast into ketchup? No, because you did that whole video. No, no, because you're not letting me finish. You have your toast, you like butter it, then you put the fried egg on it, then you put some like ketchup and hot sauce on it. What's wrong with that? Yeah.

Wait, what? So you have bread, then egg. then ketchup. Yeah, and like hot sauce and pepper and... Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up. No, I think that's pretty normal.

If you'd have said... Do you want me to make you on and see if you'll deny it then? I will deny it. No, you won't. You'll be like, oh, this is delicious. No, I don't want ketchup with egg. I think those flavors...

That's such a you thing. No, I am a connoisseur of all things breakfast. Bullshit. Okay, let's see all the jarling's think on this because I don't know. Go get the Jarlin's opinions on this. No, jar episode

idea, we all make a breakfast and have to judge each other's breakfast out of ten, and I'll fucking win. You won't? Have you seen my breakfasts? You haven't? No. Mine are incredible. I haven't actually seen it, so... I will blow your

fucking tits off. No, you won't. Well, when I get that fucking chicken out, and I get the fucking maple syrup or golden syrup, whatever, and juicy... Yeah, you've already fucked it. James, there are two more. Crembrillet. How do you feel about that?

Nah, I... Nah, I doesn't know... What don't you like about it? Is it the textures? The crem? The crem part of the creme brulee. What? So, the creamy bit.

So all of it. No, the cream... Like, a creme brulee is the creamy bit. Yeah, I don't know... I don't like the... You like the hard bit, so it's brown sugar, scorched. Yes, I like that bit. And most controversely...

a double-decker chocolate bar double-decker's a fucking incredible yeah I agree I used to see them I used to go into shops and you know you get mildews you get like you can pick a cabri

mortisers or any of that shit and I used to always see Adelebeck and be like that looks shit but then I fucking bought one and you quite you bite down it's a really soft bit and then it's the biscuity yeah crunchy little balls

it's fucking incredible it is a newgut in there it's generally like it's possibly the second best chocolate what's the first don't oh no don't fucking say it don't say it don't say no the jarlings who are your pean jarlings will agree with me no they don't disagree no they don't know what you mean though what is your number one chocolate is he actually going to know no no because there's there's a difference here because if you do you got to say what it is because no No one knows what we're talking about.

In a mill deal, the best one would be like a cabaret. That's the best choice in a meal deal. Why? What difference does that make? This sounds like avoidance to me, my friend. Yeah, this sounds like you know you're wrong and you're trying to make... No, because I was talking about double-decker in the way of the mill deal, because you can get a double-decker in a meal deal, and you can have any type of biscuit fucking yogh fruit.

What does this have to do with the... Yeah, you said number one chocolate is... No, you said... It's fucking milker. Don't even deny it. Milk is just the best chocolate. Milker is the best. It's the best.

It literally looks like it's designed for a baby. No, it looks like nobody designed it. Like, they just forgot to design it and it's like the default. It looks like clipper. No, fuck off. The default chocolate. It's just Capri. No, Cabri got that right, that purple.

No, it's got that deep purple, that baller's purple. We know what about the actual chocolate itself and not the fucking packaging. No, the packaging's a big deal. No, it's not. Yeah, no, that is what... There's no... What actual difference is there between the milk and cabby packaging? One's just darker and shiny.

One's darker and looks more premium. Milka costs more. And tastes worse. Because it's imported, right? Yeah, Galaxy costs more taste worse. Bullshit. Galaxy is also really nice. Yeah, sorry.

It's not better than a double decker, but it's... Which has... Does a double decker not have... cabri's dairy milk chocolate on it. If you could have a milk a double decker, you know it tastes fucking balm. I reckon the whole thing would fall apart without

dairy milk's cadbury fucking formula. No, what about crunchy? A fucking milker crunchy would be delicious. No, again, it all falls apart when... Milker curly that'll be extra shit. Yeah, you're just saying

if you just add milker to something, it just makes it worse. Do you know what isn't? Milker Maltisers? That would be incredible. Yeah, it's just worse. Aren't some of these Nestle anyway that you've been naming off?

I've got to be the same amount of chocolate. You can't, you, it's just because you're biased. Aren't you bias? Yeah, you're biased. No, because, no, okay, okay, let's do a test. Let's do a test. Okay. You two have got to get the biggest bar of Campi's chocolate.

I've got to get the biggest bar of milk of chocolate. on this city we have to eat the entire bar in one sitting you won't be able to finish no no no no no let me finish let me finish you will get sick of the cabby big bar i'll be able to eat the whole bar milk it and be not feel disgusting okay next episode then bring one of those big bars and eat it over the whole cast then sure you've got to do it though no i'm not even no but i wouldn't want to eat an entire big bar of milker when you want Just because something has less taste doesn't mean it's better. It's not about taste.

It just, it doesn't, I could have, like, maybe two blocks of caboo. You're saying, you're saying it fills you up less. No, it doesn't, no, it's not, no, it's not, I prefer richer food. And I have, on multiple occasions, eat an entire big bars of cabri's dairy milk. Then your taste buds are just fucked. No, I like what I like. And that's okay.

You can't change that. I'm not trying to change that about me. I'm just saying milk is lighter and nicer to eat. I'm sorry. You can't change that about me. I'm sorry. I put my hands up. I say sorry to you and you.

Oreck, he says, I played the normal episode for my girlfriend during our car trip to our first date. Did she jump out? Yeah, it was an interesting first date choice. Wait, first date? No, it's not a first date, is it? He says, I played the normal episode for my girlfriend

during our car trip to our first date. Uh. Well, so he sounds like his now girlfriend. Yeah, so whatever it worked. Oh. Buh. This was her introduction to Jars, so I was curious as to what she would think. She actually says something quite interesting about the normal episode.

She described the way you all talked sounded like AI communicating with each other. And some sort of weird automated reply system in order to keep the conversation going. So the normal episode was a 100% success. It was the most normal... Oh my God. Even if it wasn't even directly related to what the other person said, I guess what I'm trying to ask is which global political leaders are the cast of Madagascar. Oh, good question.

James, what do you think? What pops to mind in terms of the political leaders when I see? say Melman I don't know enough about Melman's character yes you do don't fucking lie he's just a little bitch

he's not a bitch who's Alex Alex he's outgoing he's a laser fast let's say he also likes people he likes fame and fortune

yeah so he's obviously dumb Kim Jong Milhouse says, are Kiwis, the birds? The dibbies of New Zealand? Yes. If so, what are the dibs of the UK? Pigeons? No, because pigeons aren't a UK thing.

Yeah. No, but our pigeons are. They're all flying wats at the end of the day. Don't they just look the same as like American pigeons? No. Do they not? No. I'm pretty sure ours look different.

Well, I don't know. don't know of any English specific animal yeah are there any um hedgehog seagos the sea goes the nick and fish

seagos belong to the sea bro we have red squirrels beasts they're the opposite of beasts no the grey ones are the cunts

the red ones are what you want yeah I guess they're kind of dibyish yeah uh snake we have adders which are unique to the UK I think there's apparently

some kind of dolphin dolphin dolphins belong to the sea they don't belong to us yeah yeah there's no animal belongs to anyone wait what animals are free what is the rarest animal in the UK

Wildcats also known as Highland Tigers are Britain's rarest mammals and as few as 100 are thought to remain in the UK what the fuck no they're like a mythical thing they're the kind of thing

like people in someone in the pub was like I was trying even own the other night no but there's fucking pictures of them swear to me mother of wild cats that's just a

that's just every cat in the wild it just looks like a cat in a tree it's pretty big how scary would it be though if you were like out hiking in whales or something and just this fucking like tiger basically

they don't look very big yeah they look like kind of fox size yeah but even that's scary it's not a dibby though no no the red squirrel I don't really associate any animal with the UK which squirrel they're dibby's

yeah if it is a red squirrel what about what about the I know it's technically not an animal but like mini coopers the vehicle they are dibbies dibby vehicles. If we're including things that aren't animals, then... Yeah, they're the dibiest thing in the country.

Yeah. They're called minis, they might as well be called dibs. No, the Willian... The Willions, the Freedby. They are... Yes, they are also really diby-ish. No, they're... They're... They're...

They're just messed up. They're literally in Mr. Bean. The mini and the three-wheeler is in Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean is the dibby of the UK. He's an animal. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Is Boris Johnson the dibby of the UK?

He's the dicky of the UK. Deadly Sky says the dibbies of the UK are the Welsh. Surely it's the Irish. Because they're a little like... You mean the northern Irish? The lepracons and all that. Yeah, leprechauns. They're kind of dibs.

Yeah, but that's Ireland. Are lepricons real? Did we ever find out if they were real or not? I'm pretty sure they're real. I think if you like catch a rainbow on the right day and you follow it, you find them? No, I'm confident in saying the Welsh are the Dibbees.

Why? That's wild. That's a terrible reason. I and DeFranco says Longtime listener first time asking a question. I've been listening through some of the older cast on Spotify during my bike rides. On a previous cast, I cannot remember the

specific one. there are mentions of doing our yogs with your parents. Have you given this any thought recently? In addition, I have a family who lives in Portugal, about an hour outside of Lisbon along the coast. In the future, once all this clears up, I'd be honored to host the Jal crew there. Housing and food would be provided.

I've heard you guys mention Portugal before on the cast and thought you guys might like the idea. So he's either a big fan or he has some plan for us in Portugal. You can get that me. Either way, I'm in. Yeah, as long as the food's provided. Jamie can drink sacklase in Portugal I can drink it

You're better in Portugal though Still shit I am What was the first question sorry About the beltman parents That's right Coming on Yeah we keep talking about doing it

Yeah I think it'll be funny I think it would be funny but I can't decide whether to do If it would be better to do A dad episode and a mum episode separately Or put them together No separately You think separately I say separately

Yeah Yeah Separately might be I don't know They're the only parents Ever coming on this show Let's just say that Okay

George is not okay It says Is album art important And how much do you think It affects your participation Of the album or single Yes Really important

Very important Yeah because it can ruin an album I'll never forgive The damn album cover Yeah it's crap I still think it looks really crap. Yeah, just that album in general.

No, it's a fine album. It's just the cover I fucking hate. The cover makes it work. I think the cover would be okay if it didn't have the damn text. I think it wouldn't be good, but it would be slightly better to me. I'm going to look through just my, um... I think this might be controversial to say, but I'm not a big fan of Kanye's early album covers. Really?

I quite like them. Specifically... the one where he's like shooting out of a bean um i like that one because i think from the year that came out that's like captures that year so well to me 2007 i think that that image captures 2007 very well we're talking about the graduation um album cover there i think ione is an example of some really good classic ones yeah no for sure i mean of his albums after 808s they're all they're like super they're like a personality you know like the life of Pablo cover is just bizarre yeah but it really fits that album yeah very much fits

the album the only thing is that i wish the yeez's album cover was on a better album i do really like the us because i think the yeez's cover is like too clean for how chaotic that album is but to go away from just one artist yeah it makes a huge difference um some of the older we mocked David Bowie um some of his ones that the reality album cover is just such a bizarre

piece of art I don't really know what they were getting for with that one the awful one yeah reality yeah it looks terrible um it's kind of your first impression of an album isn't it? Before you even hear it, the album covers the first thing you see, and if it is

something that looks shit and trashy automatically, it kind of like, it's an image that sets the tone and the scene of that album. Yeah, yeah, that's my whole thing about it, it's just, it's the mood you get for me. Yeah, it's all about that moods. A few tri-lans, I think, have really good ones. Yeah, they represent, like,

what they're all about, very well. It's like, um, downward spiral. Yeah, there's some really good, um, has a really good um some really good nine-ish nails ones i prefer the ones that aren't just like j z is some really bad album covers he does yeah i was gonna say um it's not even a really yeah it's just like a picture of them rap from like yeah that 2000s kind of shit like a lot of rock stars as well like was just like an a picture of them although saying that um i don't know

if i'm making a fool of myself but the london calling album cover you know where it's the guy smashing the guitar yeah i think that is awesome yeah that's an awesome uh like frame though yeah but is that a frame of them yeah or of one of right yeah the stance he's doing so like expressive on it like yeah i think that it's awesome but um i think run the jewels is worth mentioning as well um yeah because they've got like a just a brand yeah i think it's really smart and really satisfying too and they all like you really associate the look of the cover with the mood of the it really makes you think of like like pop art with like the kind of same image with the different colors yeah yeah yeah it's cool and it's like the same artist with

different music yeah it will work so well yeah i really like that um so yeah it is a big deal yeah no i'd say it's a really big deal and it's like when i'm like going because i found my most my music through Spotify and it's normally through like recommended for you because normally that's you know my genres I like yeah and I just look at them and it's like whatever one makes me go in

just from the album art is the one I'll listen to if it's got a shit album art I'm not going to look at it it's so important the last one I'm going to shout out is drunk by Thundercat I really like that album cover that's one including him but he's like just poking his head out of the water

yeah that that yeah that's quite good that that to me like really captures it quite well to Pimper Butterfly's got really good album ever it's just a ridiculously good album all around um are we done with that one have you got any more shouts out before we move on um i think we've talked about that l p's some of lp's early albums have really good cover artists as well there's definitely an art to it um i um copy has some like weird ones too which i enjoy definitely it's it just like It gives an artist It's like a

It's like a branding thing A personality thing Yeah but it's a classiness as well It's got to look professional Yeah To whatever extent that may be Death grips have like a really Yeah

That really fits of their music though Yeah it does That whole star It does What do you think of the dick one It's pretty funny Yeah It's just a dick

It's just a dick It's just chaotic Yeah I think I think it fits. I think it fits well, to be honest, yeah. A stage D.K says role play. James was caught speeding, leading to the discovery of a million pounds worth of stolen Fredos in his trunk. After being escorted to the local station, he is questioned by the infamous detectives, Alex and Jamie, who have been tasked with getting to the bottom of this heinous crime.

So, James... How do I start this? No, no, we start it because we're the detectives. You're the interrogators. Yeah, you'll pretend you're in the interrogation room and we're just kind of. Okay, well, I'll pretend that I'm in the interrogation, mum. Do you want to be a good cop or bad cop, Jim? I was going to ask you the same thing.

I'll be, like, three-fourths bad. So you're saying I stole a million pounds off of fredoes. Okay, I'll be the nice cop then. Do you know how many friends? That is. Yeah. Oh, hello, my mate. Um, we have this footage of you going of a ridiculous speed, right?

Freddo's falling out the back of your car Don't explain that, will you? Fredos can't really fall out of the back of my car. Bullshit! Yeah, where did the Fredos come from, bitch? I have no idea. They were planted there. I was going fast for wheezing, you know?

Which was? No, that is actual bullshit. What narrative are you trying to weave here? I don't know. I was going fast for a reason. You realize you're going away for a long time here, Bub? Well, I can help you, okay? A long time.

No, you're going down. down. Just tell us the truth. Otherwise, it's only going to be worse for you. Like, it's no skin off our back. That money you made from the Fredo heist isn't, you're not going to keep it. What, you think they're stupid? Even if you wanted them just for food, you're going down and we will reap the rewards. So, of all the crimes you could stop, you're chasing me for Fredos. Millions of pounds worth of Fredos. Millions. How many, boxes of Fredos is that? Look, if you want to know the truth, this goes way deeper than just Fredos.

Way deeper. I've only been smuggling Fredo, so I don't know what you're on about. This is the top of the iceberg, my friend. You really want to mess with us on this day? Am I taking the blame for this? Let's just say you're going away for a long time. I'm getting too into this now. Jim, end it.

What if one day we do a role play that's like... just just the right thing you know and we just we can't we can never escape it to be honest i don't know how i don't know what to say about singing photos yeah i did it that's the well play done yeah i stole photos that that's the kind of the fun of the the role play it's just pure uh whatever comes to your mind first the best role plays are the ones like the normal episode what do you mean role play that was just a normal episode you want to know the fucking sad truth james What?

This is a role play all along. Life's a role play, dude. I know it's a role play. You go to work every day. You play the role of your fucking job. You do the fucking 9 to 5 every goddamn day. That's your fucking role. Then you go home and you play it.

You role play with your wife. That's a whole, your whole relationship. It's just a role play. Your relationship's a role play. Your role play on their video game. Yeah, yeah. All you do. You go into a fucking Red Dead Clan after work and role play there.

Outside of life, everything you do is you're trying to role play. You go to your mates, a car meet, you're role playing cars. You go to gun range while playing guns It's just life is just role play and role play after each other You can't escape The role play The Oreo Crumbles asks this If the Jarkas was a boy band

What archetype would each member of the Jarkass be The edgy one, the cool one The cute one and the smart one You're the smart one You're the... Theodore, no Theodore's the fat one Simon, sorry, I'm the Simon I'm Theodore

But no, there's not a fat one out of these options It's the edgy one, the cool one and the smart one You're the edgy one No, no, no, no, you're the cute one He's the smart one No I'm the edgy one and Reuben's the cool one No

I'm definitely the edgy one Is that even a thing What? Like in bands there's normally like an edgy one and a cool one no I thought normally they were like either all edgy or all cool I don't know it depends on the boy band

you think of one direction none of them were edgy yeah well how well do you know one there actually they are not edgy no but you know what I mean like when you're when you're a fan of one of these these bands you and your inner stand group within within the group

out of those people there probably is one who's like suits a certain crowd of like the edgier kind of people I don't fucking know okay I don't realize we're going to go this fucking deep I'm the edgy one and the

cool one Alex is the master builder one and James is Alvin theodore's the fat cute one he's not really cute at all he is he's not

no if you were if you were um the guy who screams alvin you would find Theodore the cutest you'd have like a weird preference over Theodore and always have him on your shoulder and it fucking ignores Simon and Louis or whatever he's called

well Simon's a little bit yeah Alvin Louis Louis Louis why is he called it why is it Alvin and the chipmunks because he's like the

lead singer he know he is they're all chipmunks yeah maybe it's just to leave it open so we can have like a whole you know band orchestra i don't know jim okay alvin in the orchestra of chipmunks i don't fucking know jim i didn't invent alvin in the chipmunks why are you interrogating me i didn't do it all right should be called alvin is the chipmunk why isn't it just called alvin the Theodore Simon Chipmunk singers Yeah, that would be much Much more

succinct To the point Yeah, doesn't confuse anyone Yeah, I'm super confused right now Moon Man lives in a house Says, has there ever been a moment in your life

When you've done something funny As if it was straight out of a cartoon EG is slipping on a banana peel Getting smacked in the face with a frying pan And going Bing Did he write that? Yeah.

Um, I don't know how to answer this. Why not? Something from a cartoonish. I feel like I've seen James do cartoonish things. Like James, James, James's bike snapping and a half. Yeah, when James set his hair on fire. That's just the only one I was thinking of.

That was a cartoon-y. Um, I have lots of memories of James, like, slipping on ice so there was this one time like it was really fucking icy and James was just like watch this and you purposefully like skid on your bike on ice just to go flying

and you just went fucking flying on the ice just sliding no I remember it was the last day of secondary school ever and it was icy and uh

No, mate, it couldn't have been the last day of school ever, could it, because it wouldn't be... Maybe before Christmas or something. Yeah, it must have been now last year of school, but yeah, you, you like seek out huge frozen puddles. I seek out danger. I go after the danger. But it looked like he thought if he went on this ice. Quick enough, I just like fly over. You just go along it, but...

The second you went on it, it just fucking went splats sideways. I didn't get it, man It's just, it's like when you're young And it's like a bicycle in the snow You just think of the danger You think of all the really stupid things you can do It's just ice That's like 15 years old, isn't it though

We were year 11 at school And you're still trying to fucking splat on ice Yeah, I just No, but I do the same now I do the same now If it's like storming outside and there's ice and snow What do I just go in a car instead

When we were in Tesco car park And I was like, watch this There's a cartoon moment as well But that's like a lot safer Not in a car No, in an empty car park Going like 10 miles per hour And doing a little slide

That's a bit different to fucking Full speeding on a bike with no helmet on Over ice and intentionally falling up that's how wrong it could have gone yeah you could be like in a

in an iron lung right now because it peep what the fuck beep how did that happen

like James is right here lying there in a different Univik the Baski yeah oh my god deadly skies

um Let's do the two more. Penultimate one from deadly skies. What's the most absurd way you could divide humanity in a... There's two types of people in this world format. Easy. For example, there's two types of people in this world. Those who believe James created this...

Pissidic. And James, thanks, love you. So just meeting one group by myself. That was actually going to... I was going to say that. I was going to... not that. But I was going to say there are two types of people in this world. James

and everybody else This is the easiest way People who litter And people who pick up litter Because one side would be like The filthiest scummy place Of earth And there would be like

I disagree with you We know that people who litter are cunts That's what I'm saying No but There's a middle line That would be There's three kinds of people in this world Those that litter

Those that pick up litter And those that Don't litter Just don't litter But if they see it They went anything about it. So they're all morally wrong besides the one

who doesn't litter and actually picks it up? No, but nowhere do you say that he doesn't litter and picks it up, you just say he picks it up. So for all we know, there's another two categories there. Okay. Let's do this a bit more simple.

There are two types of people in this world yep those who find family guy funny and those that don't I'd agree you see that's one I can get down with mm-hmm there's two types of people in this world hmm those that don't like the interstellar no it's wrong there's two type of people in this world. People who like crispy bacon and people who don't. Okay. Okay. There are two types of people in this world. Premium boys and premium poys.

There's three types of people in this world. Pit pop and poy. And the premium toy? Let's end on this one from Azamut 715. Hello cunts. On the episode Baby George Cry Cry, Jim and James mentioned a Ganges satellite that they said they would describe in a later episode. This never happened. We want answers, Jha.

Cheers, Aaron. We did answer it. I swear we did on the Christmas one. Yeah, we explained what the Ganger satellite was. Yeah, and also, isn't it weird that Ganger satellite came up today when we were in Swindon? That's because Alex had read that new new night. Is it because you'd read it?

I had actually read that. Oh. That's why it was on my mind. Great, thanks for ruining a moment for me. Ganges satellite is just... What is it? Have you explained what it was? No.

It makes... no, let's make it clear. It never made sense in the first place. It never made sense. That's why they're asking. Because it wasn't a satellite. It was a fucking rocket ship. That makes no sense. Yeah, how does a satellite get into space?

Ugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So it was a Ganger rocket ship Who's a Ganges rocket ship? I want the Ganges Satellite Yeah, Ganges Satellite sounds so much better It sounds like a David Bowie song I could get a Ganges satellite custom made

But it's gonna be fucking expensive And it probably won't be very good at being a Ganges satellite But what I don't understand like the concept in the What do you mean what the concept is? It's a bong It's a bong That's literally it a bong that looks like a rocket.

Oh, well, where's the satellite thing I'm from? Because it sounds funny when you say Ganges Satellite. That's it. Oh. It was in reference to Gears of War because you're playing Gears of War and it was just like... Yeah, that's right. And I was shooting the satellite and then James is like, Ganges Satellite. We're going to shoot the Ganges Satellites.

Okay. Yeah. That makes sense now. Then we just found it really funny and then I tried to find a Ganges Satellite. And I couldn't... Wait, I thought you already had found... I found it. The...

The Gangja Rocket ship. The Weed Rocket and the Ganga Satellite. Yeah, and I was going to get them, but they were all sold out, and they were like... $400,000 to buy. And that was the joke gift for Alex, but then it's just like, oh no. We've had too many good questions this week, because, like, there's still loads of good ones, but I want to end on this anecdote that I just want to include from... I'm clean living, baby.

High slugs, not a question, but a funny anecdote about Swindon. I recently started an internship, and one of my colleagues is from the UK. It's in the Netherlands. And today he mentioned his family lives in a shithole town. Because of you guys, I immediately thought Swindon. When he then said the name of the town, I fucking lost it because he said it was Swindon. I didn't expect Swindon to be universally known as the shithole in England.

I then mentioned the magic roundabout and it was very low. I remember reading a book for like year 10 English. Something about a dog being killed in a garden or something. Right. And it's based in Swindon, I think. Well, the curious case? Yeah. What was that saying? Swindon?

See, yeah, I'm pretty sure it is because there's a line in it where the dad in the book says, Oh no, what He says like Swindon is the asshole of the world or something I'm not sure bro But yeah, it is just universally It's not accepted The universally accepted shithole of England is slough It's more well-known

They're the two jokes The two S's Because of... Yeah, Jimmy, you're right Swindon is the arthur of whole of the world is a quote from The Curious Instanty. Yeah, there you go. Dog in the night time.

I can't believe you remember that. Boom. I don't remember it being set in Swindon or near Swindon. Yeah, yeah. Everyone know, literally, anyone who has any, like, insight into, like, English, like, cultural, consumes English media. Everyone I've talked to from, like, different countries, they all know that Swindon's a shit off. Literally.

Everyone does. Swindon's really grown on me ever since, um, being an adult. It makes it more charming when everyone's. hates it. It becomes that underdog but you sort of root for it. You hate it as well but you sort of root for it. We were in Swindon today and we're just looking out of the fucking beauty and Chanai Dosa

the Dream Lounge the fucking yeah half the shop's closed. If you want to bump into us, your best bet is the dream lounge. In Swindon. Head down to the Dream Lounge in Swindon you're bound to find

us. Every weekend. Show our fucking meet her for the dream lounge. come one come all should we do that have you noticed that the caspers that everything by the caspas is Swindon is like

fucking empty it's like the shitty caspas on like the side yeah it's like a parasite and everything around it fucking decays that's a fucking heart of that city Jim it's not a city first of all what the fuck is it then it's yeah it's like it's just a huge town yes it's a huge town because what swindon is is like a bunch of just settlements that all grew too big to be separate anymore yeah so it just became swindon

yeah they just became as of 2011 its population was 182,000 it's probably much more now would I thought yeah yeah as of when 2011 oh wow fuck yeah there's probably 10 years ago yeah That's so fucking long. I was still going to game then. There wasn't even Nando's there. Well. Now I'm just reading the history of Swindon, so thanks for... Go to fucking Swindon.

Go to the Dream Lounge in fucking Swindon. Meet up with us. Stop laughing, I want to go. I want to go. We should go one day. Yeah, Jarmita at the dream lounge. For real. You fucking.

The dreamer. What was this? God, imagine me. I've just found a weird article from the Swindon advertiser. Nightmare finally. over for Dream Lounge. It was a nightmare. Dream Lounge were reopened with a bang on Saturday.

Nine months after the lap dancing club was torched last July. The Gentleman's Club in Victoria Road was targeted, oh my God, by someone who reversed a car into the front of the club and doused it with petrol before setting it alight. Fuck me! The guy was jailed for four years at Swindon Crown Court in January after pleading guilty to arson. Since last summer, extensive repair work has been carried out of the club. When was this? This was 2014. I never heard about that. 2014, so only six years ago.

That's insane. What did Dream Lounge ever do to him? I wonder if there's some like gangster stuff going on? What is Swindon? Thanks for watching everybody. Bye bye!