JAR Media Posdact - Feels Like Vin Do - JARCAST Episode 222

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:50 Housekeeping 13:01 Vin Diesel Redefines Music 15:15 Pigeon Murder Frenzy Storytime 27:21 Mid Point & Patron Names 34:39 Reddit Questions 36:08 Normal v Curry Episode Conflict 37:00 Thoughts on eating Ice 40:23 Top Gear JAR 42:29 If a person during childbirth... 43:31 Bogans 47:11 Jerry Seinfeld, where is he? 48:28 What Elite Dangerous Ships are JAR 49:52 Walking in while watching JAR... 52:35 Music Question 54:55 Will ManMan ever make a serious song? 55:17 Do you salute magpies? 56:41 Bloodborne Old Hunters DLC 58:26 Nick Kroll is Big Mouth 59:21 Violent Movies 1:02:24 Conspircy Theories 1:04:50 Akira 1:06:45 Birthday Yeahooooyeah 1:07:43 Thoughts on Speed Running 1:09:47 Mario 3D All Stars Thoughts 1:13:36 Videogame Boxart 1:17:31 Thoughts on American Presidential System PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Thank you. Thank you. I can't do it is I can't do it. Why? Why? Because you guys are like kind of kind of. you guys are like kind of lying down

I'm like he's like sat there I need it though good afternoon morning evening or night and welcome to episode 222 of the JARCast I'm your host Alex joined as always by my bro Jim Howdy partners

and my bro James Good afternoon We come every Monday I come more often than that Holy No you're only loud once a Monday at 6pm UK all right um

before we get too deep into the show want to shout out the Patreon growing nicely lots of nice support on there yeah thank you very much um nothing new to report on that front quite yet but times they are a changing

yeah um you a stitch in time saves nine yeah a pop on poy saves toy housekeeping wait no let's just start of housekeeping

and include this in housekeeping okay um so this is actually about 24 hours after the point in which we originally planned to record the jarcast it's Saturday for us

yes and we were recording on Friday this week but um as you can see you know we didn't record we just wound up drinking lots of rum yeah

sort of James's bad influence again being pressed on to us and not that at all it was your bad influence I was the innocent one and we sort of join James for the ride really yeah

yeah what is there anything interesting about it you want to say not really what can I even say How are we all feeling? Right now, at this moment. I've never felt better in my life. James?

Terrible. It's playing the pain. What's the, what's wrong with you? It's like just really bad exhaustion. You don't really sleep after that. You're just, you're like, you're just in a state. Just fucking unconscious, weird state. Mm-hmm.

You wake up and you just feel dead. You, do you remember, call it, man, somehow in your state, managing, to call me a bitch. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. I don't know. That was so weird. When you're at your absolute drunkest,

but somehow you, like, were just quietly rambling things that you couldn't understand. And then you said, like, you're a bitch. Like, really randomly. I have no recollection of that. Yeah, you're just sort of saying random shit, but... Yeah, so if we sound more differenter than usual, that'll be why. Yeah, and there's some real-life housekeeping that's going to have to be done.

Yeah, I think so. Let's just, I just want to point out, these aren't my clothes. There's a reason I'm not wearing my own clothes. What? You wear this like all the time. Yeah, that's your usual uniform. No, it's not. Don't drag me.

We have actually lots to talk about this episode, almost too much. might have to save some for next week in the weeks following because there's just so much not so slim actually left a post on our subreddit which has been really good at the moment I just want to shout them out over there but someone who actually works at five guys prove the truth about this bacon thing going back a few episodes about the crispy bacon yes you've got to do like a check your knowledge thing as like a employee on like how does the bun have to be in

shit like this but it says our bacon is cooked crispy because to create a delicious texture so that's what it's all about that's the reason that's the reason yeah but the texture's shit it's not delicious yeah

subjective dude no no it's not subjective my friend it's factual yep speaking of the subreddit the uh it was a fun jar intro 3D remake which i quite like do you think i should put it for the start of this episode instead of the normal yeah yeah i'll do that deadly skies is going to start us off in this car topic we're talking about last episode you know we're talking about because you passed your

theory test you wanted to hear from jarlings about what their whole what what it's like for them in their countries because this ain't just the ukay the jarlings aren't just from the UK. Everywhere got drivers via international. In fact, in saying that, I actually got a breakdown of what countries listen to jail, like the top

10 countries. What do you think number one is? America? Yep. 34.95% United States. Wow. Followed by UK, 32%. Then Australia.

7.46, then Canada, 4.82, then Sweden, then Ireland, then Germany, then New Zealand. Shout out to all our German fans. Shout out to them, shout out to everyone. Shout out to all our fans. 0.49% from Mexico. Yes. No, we need to start pushing advertisement in Mexico, I think. yeah we're falling in those areas but yeah going back to driving or whatever

I learned some things about driving in other countries I found out the UK is one of the most expensive places in the world to learn to drive yeah I believe it um George is not okay says thought you guys might be interested

seeing as you were discussing driving tests and stuff last episode in the UK it costs 1,300 pounds on average according to what I found, whereas in Canada it costs around £100, and Norway is the highest at over $3,000. Here's the article on it I found, yeah, and I looked through the article just to compare some of them. And yeah, you get really screwed over in the UK and places like Norway specifically. Yeah, I don't understand why they need to put all these limitations. Yeah, yawn mower said, hey Jha,

in the last class you talked about the theory test when I lived in London and was learning to drive. I got to the point to where my instructor believed I could pass the practical test with ease. However, I'm one of those people who struggles with tests. I remember being in my room and studying for the test, which was pretty much doing mock tests and looking at the questions I got wrong. I would do this at least once a day until I passed the mock test three times in a row. After that, I'd book a theory test online and take about 40-minute bus drive to the test center and was fine with the horror CG section.

but be two points off from passing. Then telling the bad news to my mother and my instructor, they told me I just had to try harder. I'd explain to them that there are 100 plus questions to remember. Is that true? Yeah. But only get asked 50. Need 43 to pass and that I really struggle with tests. This will repeat three more times, but the thing is,

I really, really tried my best to remember the questions I struggle with the most. I was also going through some mental problems during this time, and have given up purely because I couldn't take repeating the same cycle of failure over and over. I also know that eventually I would pass the test, whether it be one more try or three more tries, but I did not have the motivation, especially because it would not help my driving skills at all. The conclusion of my experience with the theory test is that it's a useless waste of time, money, and puts you through a cycle of people telling you you just have to work harder even though you've tried your best. I thought that was quite a good way of summarizing it.

Yeah, yeah. And it, it really, the test makes you feel like an asshole, like an idiot. You know, because some of the questions are so easy and then it sneaks in. Yes, like, which one of these isn't dangerous? Yeah. Should you stop at a red light? Yeah, fuck that test. And to finish this subject, invite dangerous is,

Hey JAR, long time fan here, and I'm a fellow Jarling from Poland. and answering your question about driving tests here. I'm literally finishing the practical one right now. We have kind of a similar system to yours that you have to pay every time you want to get a test, but also the average time you wait to get a driving test like this is around a month or more here in Poland. Oh, that's the same here to be honest. It's one of the hardest tests in Europe, if I'm not mistaken.

We have more than 400 different road signs. Some are literally never used but you still have to know it. For example, no parking on even days. No parking on odd days. In Polish, it's Zazak posto, June... Oh, fuck that. I can't read it.

If you're curious how it looks, for the theory test, there are around 2,400 questions for you to learn to pass the test. And the test itself has 31 questions. Some are as bizarre as if you can drive through where they're a red light. stop. Sorry, it's just kind of strangely written. And the practical test itself is very hard and very

expensive because you have to wait for a month. You have to buy more and more. Yes, the same as here. A lot of people actually don't do the test and drive illegally because of its expenses. For even starting the driver Zed, I paid around 1,400 Z. Z, I'm not, sorry, I'm not familiar with Poland, really. And even it can be as high as 2,000. which is like 500 quid god yeah so that sounds awful yeah it sounds obscene

yeah I suppose it could be worse for us yeah I mean it could always be worse it doesn't mean it's like you should just accept it yeah yeah um will vali left a creepy comment saying I'm not really a feat guy but damn Alex's feet look darn great

I'm glad you're wearing shoes today it must have been 50% of the comments we're about your toes really mm-hmm I was reading through him it's obscene people love your toes you should make an uh an only fans for your feet yeah met hellad day georgie's not okay said back around episode 170 sort of time Jamie said that the cast hadn't peaked yet he said it it would be at its best or at 2 30 onwards IMO this is a scarily good prediction as ever since corn cast ended the new era of jar in my opinion is easily the best it's been. I can say as a viewer

since episode 90 and someone who has watched them all, the cast may have peaked. I love it. Structure, structured, but still very relaxing and just talking bollocks. Keep up the good work. I love the cast better than ever, set up structure, lighting and James is fissist.

He's ever been. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. It's nice to have one that's not saying they're too professional. Yeah. We're too professional. What are you doing? Did I actually say that, though? It'll peek around 2.30? You must have, yeah. Yeah, the people who listen

know better what we say than we do. Pretty good prediction, though, I'm a given... Yeah, I don't know what inspired you on that one. Yeah. You know what, Jim? Do you feel like I do? Do I feel like you do?

Do you feel like I do, James? Uh, what? Do you feel like I do about Vin Diesel and his new song? no is that is that the name of the song yeah feel like i do that's a pretty bad name we just we just listened to it before starting um i don't know why like i was going to not listen to it i kept seeing the the picture and it was just you just imagine how it sounded um and we listened to it on youtube and what did you think guys because

he vin diesel definitely has a talent and it's not making music um yeah it's what a bizarre voice to try and like yeah adapt into a poppy dance number yeah i don't think his voice is inherently a problem but choosing to do that kind of music yeah of course he would choose to do that and it's what he's really saying because it's so like distorted and messed it and auto tuned and this voice it sounds like he's got to he's always got to like clear it yeah i don't know why actors like him actors like him they you can never just stay in their own lane you know like it if it really seemed like a passion thing like he had this this passion for music and an inherent talent yeah like the

lead guy in clay jensen from 30 reasons why he's got like a popular band yeah yeah respected Yeah, that, like, absolutely fine. But why do these people that, like, clearly he, he isn't. They've been sat behind his keyboard, like, messing around, experimenting and shit. No, he was probably just told, like, release a song, Diesel, please. His overlords just commanded him. Yeah. He was like, fine.

So they just put him in a booth, and he sort of grumbled into it. You're like, I do. Yeah. Oh, my God. James, something disturbing happened. Oh, fuck, what happened? Something genuinely disturbing. What is disturbing?

You need to elaborate. So I have a golden retriever, Paisley. She's going through heat at the moment, her first season. So it's just a nightmare. You can't really walk them the same way. You've got to clean up lots of mess. But all of this is irrelevant, sort of. because James I came down after like recording something or editing on my computer

I came down and looked out with the dogs to check on them and then I see Paisley's lying in the garden kind of sheltering something she's holding something alive a real life creature yeah a bird quite a big bird too a fucking pigeon she was holding a pigeon like under her hauls you know like when a lion's just caught its prey that kind of stance and there were feathers fucking everywhere and I didn't hear shit is the weirdest part I don't know how she got hold of

the pigeon the only thing I can imagine what happened was it it like made the mistake of landing in the garden when she was like sunbathing out there because they liked sunbathe and she would have just darted towards it and just instinctually grabbed it so she attacked it Well, this is what I don't know. Because the state, I actually recorded the first time me seeing it, like my first reaction. So maybe I'll put that in if it's suitable. Did it die?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was very dead by the time the whole affair was over because it got worse from there. It was horrible because it started a fight between Paisley and Argy. Because Argy really wanted it. Yeah. And like Paisley was doing that weird thing that dogs do when, like they have something they know they're not supposed to have but they really want it and they keep like moving away from you and shit and it's like it was still alive at first it was like

wriggling and shit and it was like what the fuck am I supposed to do about this and then and then they started fighting so I had to fucking break it up like drag them inside and like I was holding one of them with each arm and the the back door was still open and the bird was still out there so I knew if I let go of either of them they would run to that bird yeah yeah and you know probably start another fight to be honest um so I had to like it felt like being Indiana Jones in like an action sequence that we have to do it in just the right time yeah or it's all fucked I had to like let go and sprint to the back door and close it and then just separate them until they calm down a bit but Jesus Christ it was horrible and then it was out there and I had to go

clean it up it died by then i think in the just the scuffle of the fight yeah yeah it was because what she had been doing i think was lying there like plucking its feathers yeah that seems like a paisley thing to do that's like torture yeah it is genuine torture yeah so uh paisley's a fucking murderer now she's she's fucking just somehow clapped a fucking pigeon who would have think Paisley would be the one to do that Do you think she was the one that like killed it or do you think it like

flew into a window and landed in the garden? I've got no idea she definitely plucked it which is on her but yeah how she got it why would a bird land in a garden with dogs you know what though

you do like pick the dogs up and feed them moths and stuff they're like going up the ladder yeah yeah it's like He's climbing the chain. Anything that flies, they think they can eat. Yeah.

Maybe we should get a bald eagle in and see who wins. Yeah. Yeah, I'd win. You wouldn't. But it's good. It's good. There's another killer in the Jarmidia world. Yeah, pets.

But has Argy killed? No, Argy ain't... The biggest thing he's killed are just bugs. He loves bugs. So Argy is the cuck bitch of all the animals so far. He's the bottom. bow my fear when this whole thing was going on aside from the obvious parts was like i was thinking about that first episode of house of cards where there's like that dog and he's like i'm gonna put

it out of his misery i was like i'm not going to have to put a pigeon out of its misery am i because it was like it was beyond do you think you could have well that's what i started to like thinking about like jesus what am i supposed to do about this how much did you do the body um by the time like I got to it it was like full of rigormortis and was like just a stiff thing and I just kind of flicked it into a plastic

bag and double bagged it and put it in the garbage. I hope that's good. And the day before the trash had been collected to so I think it's still in there. No you've got a problem with that why? My guts. No, it's fine. Hopefully they won't be able to get

nothing will be able to get to it because it's double bagged and yeah I mean they've got to I'm putting half rats and stuff in the bin all the time. Now, that's not bad. When it's a big one, like a pigeon, you probably will. There will be some maggots on pretty good. Yeah, there's maggots on the rats, though. Yeah, but you just don't have a maggot fucking fest.

You put it in the bin outside, right? Yeah, of course. Why would I put it in my kitchen bin? Well, exactly. Then it doesn't really matter if maggots are in there. True, true. There's nothing more disgusting than maggots. No, they are.

So there was this, uh, This half-eaten, Billy had actually decided to eat the bottom half of a rat. And that was halfway down the garden. God, Jesus, so good. And I cleaned that up. And there were these, like, big maggots. How long it had been there? Day or two?

Right. Doesn't take long for those maggots to settle. No. No. I remember, because I was used to working catering, doing some pig, like, hog roast stuff with the carcass. so my boss has put it in a fucking bin

this is a whole fucking big car oh my god you go out there I'm literally talking the fucking whole bin with just maggots fucking thousands is that always

how he disposed with this point I think so and it's just like Jesus Christ and then he set fire to it like to kill the maggots he just fucking

little it a light and it's just when you see when you see that many maggots where it's just literally like a wave it changed the whole fucking colour's gone

it's just these little fucking yellow fucking fuckers. You just, you feel like death. Maggots are death, yeah, they represent death. It's disgusting, I hate it, I hate maggots. If I see them, I'm going to

pew. Who out there likes maggots? Right in and tell us. There are definitely some maggot fans, some passionate maggots. Do you know what's the thing, though? I'm pretty sure of certain like, if you have exotic animals, sometimes you have to feed them maggots, I think.

So you buy in these fucking maggots and feed it. I thought, no. little lizards and stuff they like maggots and all that little protein snack mad max likes maggots i remember um once i don't know how it happened but maggots got like in the bin in the kitchen so like when i took the bin bag lifted it up like maggots were like in the bottom of it oh what's that fuck don't talk about maggots you scale you think it was a spider we're getting some major spiders around here at the moment yeah it's fucked up it's horrible i had one pounce at me when I was lying in bed playing Marry Galaxy.

What? Yeah, I was just lying there, like, just getting, winding down for the day. And then I see it, like, crawl up onto the mattress. It was horrible. It's just the last thing you want right before you're going to bed. Yeah. A huge spider to just walk up around. See, at the moment, I've not had issues of spiders.

Because nothing, I'm not opening any windows, like anything. It's all just, it's spider season at the moment. moment obviously so they're fucking everywhere so I'm going on a no spider well normally like uh whenever the dogs around I don't have to worry about it because they just snatch them up and have a little snack but they oh my god those dog your dogs you've like you've taught them to be so disgusting what have I done because it's you you if there's a huge spider you'll just pick I get feed it to them and there's that clip there's that clip where one of them ate a huge spider and you can hear the

crunches Argy just like nibs down on it it's fucking disgusting well you're you've literally eaten a scorpion so you can't look down

on them that much yeah but that was dead does that make a difference do you reckon it does they eat dead ones too that they find yeah yeah

yeah that's fine but when it's a live spider and they're just and there's crunchiness in their mouth as they chew down that's bad

maybe they taste great and that was the time Argy ate Maybug. Yeah, that was disgusting. A maybug? That was proper, crunchy. You ever seen a Maybug, James? They're like really rare. No. I've seen them, I've only seen one in my whole life. And you fed it toagi.

I didn't feed it to him. He caught it. They're actually called a cockchafer. I'm not joking. What? They're called cockchafer's. Enlarge. No, I'm, what? This isn't like a fake picture. I just Googled a Maybug. Yeah, no, but I don't know what they look like

Oh, the actual, but I thought you were trying to Look at proof for the... No, not of the Cox Schaefer, Schaefer, Schaefer They're like big Beatles They're very big They're huge Yeah, because we were up here and it Like thudded into the door

Yeah, that was it It was so big you could hear it go Into the like side of the wall It was really stupid And then Agi just crunched it I think that you might have clips of that one Yeah, I think there's a... Is there a video?

I definitely recorded some of it on my phone. Yeah, that might be honest. That was a very crunchy video. Oh, Christ. Gares does not eat any of that stuff. Do you not chase bugs and stuff? Like cats, they chase bugs and moths. He chased bugs, but...

He's never, like, crunched down on any. Maybe it's smart. Maybe you shouldn't encourage them to eat bugs. I'm not... I don't know. No, I reckon you should. You've done the right thing. Unless, what about if you're in a country where the bugs are more perilous? that's true

maybe it wouldn't be the best idea to encourage them don't take them to Australia don't let your your your corgi down on a black widow maybe that might end not so good or it'll end great yeah they might actually

yeah I wonder if well we got lots of Australian listeners if any of you have dogs do you use them just like spider catchers some of them probably even fight snakes I would have thought just instinctually

you hear the odd story of like A dog saved a baby from a snake. Yeah, yeah. You know type of shit. Two. I was hoping, I just hoped we'd all be linked and we'd all say two because it's absolutely to-two. Oh, right. But it's fucked.

It's fucked. We've done shit like that just too much. We need to... Let's just to do this then. Two. Two Three We back after these messages

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Then it starts with please, Argy, or Argyle, I'll let you read the rest. I don't think I'm ready, I'm so nervous. Argi then whispered into my ear, be still. Stop, please. Stop fucking sexualizing Argi. Yeah. He's like four years old.

Yeah, it's wrong. So the first binary was, hi Alex, suck. Like, high Alex, comma, suck. Aggie, uggie suck. Agi, oggy suck. And the other binary is just an ellipsis. That's all it is. What?

There's three dots. That's crazy, dude. Thanks for the support. Thank you for ever. I'm all out of whack. Alright, we ready? I'm fucking rolled up. And I'm ready for, well, James has just walked off.

I kind of like this new look for James. Yeah, it fucking suits him. That fucking shit. It's the fucking worst shit. What, James, what are your honest opinions on that shirt? He's fucking terrible. It's candid, isn't it? No, because it's bad because you can feel it.

Oh, yeah. It's like really bad quality. Yeah, it's terrible. But this kind of... Was it like a cat wearing aviators? Yeah. And a hat? No, it's wearing a like a bandana.

It's like, it's a biker cat is what I think it actually is. But it's just like, this is generally kind of fucking sick. Why do people not like this? What, dungarees? No, I'm one of the fucking shirts. Oh. The cat thing? Yeah.

Ironically, it's incredible. I love it. On another note about your outfit, you're wearing underwear? Yes, I'm wearing underwear. I just needed tonight. This is the second half of the cast where we talk about questions and life from the jar subreddit. Head over to the suggestion thread. Ask us whatever you feel like. Eat sleep. Anime is going to stay.

start us off. Could you finally settle the normal versus Curry episode conflict? There's been a war in this subreddit and you need to be the Onola Gay. Anola Gay? And we need you guys to be the Anola Gay. The Anola Gay? Oh. Oh. Um. They're both fucking shit. No? No. No, no. No, this is easy. Why does anyone hold the carry episode over the normal episode? Yeah, no, you're wrong if you prefer it. It's the worst episode. Like, objectively, it is fucking terrible.

Yeah. And objectively, the normal episode is the most normal, so. Yeah, like, it's not good or bad. It's just normal. So... Put on Face says, thoughts on eating the ice out of your drink. Um, well, listen here,

put on face. Listen up, bitch. up you got me rolled up you got me acting fucking i i i eat ice out of my drink every time i don't is it the change in texture no is this it's cold what's the point in it that's exactly the point is because it's cold yeah no that's why you put it in drinks yeah yeah but not to eat have you ever thought about making ice cubes out of the drink you're drinking so as it melts it's just melting the same liquid in instead of watering down a drink. Yeah, no, that's a pretty mainstream tactic, Alex.

Jesus. Wait, I've never done it myself. No, say it again. So, like, say, for example, I'm drinking... Coke. Yeah, Pepsi. Oh, right. So you freeze.

So you just pour it into the ice cube maker thing and then freeze Coke ice cubes. Have you ever gone that far, bro? You ever thought that far ahead? No, I don't care. Well, I don't tend to... So you just don't give a shit about life hacks then? No, I don't. Okay, well, I had this whole new segment

that was going to be about different life hacks and it would be really useful and everyone was going to be like, thanks, Jarre, for really having a purpose and giving us life hacks every episode, you know? Yeah, we did say, um, we fucking led into it with the intro bit. We talk about life in this section.

With a life hack. The life hack podcast. Yeah. Yeah, but... The life hack slap. fleshlight podcar no no okay so because you know we did get fucked over by fleshlight what is our life for fleshlight or is the fleshlight yeah the fucking life hack is don't buy one fuck dude I don't have a problem with

eating the ice at your drink do you know this actually reminds me of what speaking of the dogs and the various treats they enjoy I've taught them the ice cubes are like a treat and Paisley gets so excited for when I give her ice. Yeah. I even made a song for it. Everybody loves a piece of ice. Cool.

Dogs are drawn to it, especially if it's midsummer. If you give them an ice tube, they're going to fucking chow down on it. No, watching her eat ice though is horrible. It must hurt. We should record her eating an ice keats. Yeah, but well, I don't know if we should really. Might get cancelled.

Why? Because you've taught her to eat ice. So she'll eat like 8 pints worth of water In ice Like in a rope She'll just like fucking Eight pines

Do you know how many fucking ice cubes she'd have to eat? I'm sorry, I'm exaggerating She's like two Two ice cube No we sat there and she must have had like 10 Oh yeah Because argue didn't have it is He just likes to hold

them yeah i think you like dropped more than you intended to and just didn't pick him up and she just ate them one after the other like desperately like as if they were a valuable resource yeah yeah dumb animals idiots cute animals max oh nine willer 24 says if you became the next host on top gear do you think it would be well received no be shit of course it wouldn't well you imagine i think it would be well received yeah what's your of favorite car what knowledge have you got on them the only one who could actually

how old a candle would be James I'd be like yeah I don't know we're coming for Top Gear I'm on my way I'm taking Top Gear down yeah top gear's been dead to me for a long time oh god yeah I feel like you ever seen it the new one who's who's on it now fucking guy from that dating show Paddy McGinnis

Yeah. Then you got the cricket. Let the lamb meet the clam. Is it really that guy? Yeah. Yeah, him. And a cricketer. Shit.

And one guy who's like, that's Chris Harris. He's actually a proper car person. But he's just short. So they basically do the whole top gear thing. Oh, let's just make jokes about being short. Fuck me. Is that all you're going to fucking do? Oh, yeah, because that was the whole Richard Hammond thing.

Yeah. That's all the joke. But it doesn't make any sense. None of it makes sense because they got with a Jeremy Climb. Yeah, there was that drama. They made the Grand Tour. Do you know who owns the company that makes a Grand Tour?

It's funded by the BBC. Really? Yep. Oh. The whole company. I thought it was Amazon. No. The studio was funded by BBC.

And their current stuff they're doing now is BBC funded. Hmm. It's a fucking joke. But Grand Tour's not that great anyway. Does it not? No, they're past their prime. Yeah.

I was never big on Top Gear anyway, to be honest Yeah, I remember liking it Like, when I used to watch television Yeah Every now and again, there'd be like a special Which is money Like, you wouldn't, like, seek it out

I seek it out Well, yeah Yeah, I was never really into cars till I had my own one, but Jonah XH says I've only ever asked you lot One question before And you thought it was stupid

I spent these past four years is searching the utmost inner depth departments of my brain for a more stupid one and I think I'm finally ready. If a person dies due to childbirth, who's more likely to sue the baby, the other parent or the person's relatives? And I'm laughing because this is just the most bizarre fucking pointless question. Brilliant question though. Really good one this time, nice, nice. Yeah, it definitely happens a lot. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Who's more likely to sue the baby? I'd say A relative What, yeah I just don't really understand the premise Joan R, I'm sorry A for effort B for bad

question But B's quite good True So it's a Yeah, B for bad question But it's actually pretty good Yeah Okay

Movies Music Me says Okay, Mingers, here's one I work Night Shift at a petrol station in Australia. I'm the guy who hit the kangaroo last month. Over in Australia we have a type of people referred to as Bogans. Bogans, yeah.

I'm not sure if you're familiar with this term. Bogans, they buy a Commodore stick a fucking supercharge on it and do fucking wicked burnouts. But it's basically like a very trashy person who usually smells horrible and yells and is either severely overweight or severely underweight. I have a policy here for the majority of my shift where I can't let

anyone into the store and must serve through the window. I've been here a year now and I think it's only within that year, but I've realised how fucking awful humanity can be. And Boguns are a big part of this, and that I get massively shit customers that yell at me, or bang on the glass, even had one guy take a photo of me for no reason. My question is, when was the last time you encountered someone

so unreservedly shit that it left you feeling really upset, irritated, anxious or just generally down? Don't have to name drop, but I'd like to hear stories if you have any. Thanks so much for the laughs once again. Bogan's. Um... Is that like the equivalent of chav then? Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, it's like a redneck chav. Right, yeah, yeah. Commodore chiper. Yeah, it... School is the thing that comes to mind. Yeah. When it comes to real shitty people. I have a memory of like just walking through town once

and someone like in a hurry like asking me if I knew the time because this was like before everyone had mobile phones that's how far back it was but I didn't I said no and then he got really pissy at me

oh you fucking useless and then just walked off I was like what Jesus Christ that's not how it works there's not the rules of engagement my friend I can't think nothing comes to my mind

nothing at all nothing when you're like because I think of like adventures in retail and just dealing with you know customers and stuff like that there's always some but they never leave you'll feel shit about it for a bit

but like a lot of the exchanges are so meaningless they don't stick around I only remember the odd one yeah they all sort of blur together when yeah exactly working in... Because it's like, it's the same energy. I remember, like,

accidentally IDing people. Or, like, or not even accidentally, like, the policy is supposed to, like... If you're unsure, just ID. Yeah. And sometimes when people, they're trying to buy their drinkies and they don't have their ID with them,

they get really angry at you and just have a right go at you. But that's their fault. Yes, they will. but they're like yeah I'm over the age though do I know that yeah

you look really young to me I'm afraid it's literally your job yes to stop that see I've never I've never my ID has never been requested

to just see me as it's like oh 25 you've never been ID'd no really? No yeah never been ID'd the fuck

don't need to even when I was like 18 buying a car and I still didn't know I'd never ID back then weird That's crazy. Because for me, it was like every time.

Mm-hmm. Every time. Nah. Weird. War Pig Warfare says Jerry Seinfeld was such a great guest when you had him on back in 2015. So when do you think you'll be able to get him back onto the cast? Well, he's moved on to B-Movie too, I think, so he's probably a bit busy. Yeah, we can't, we can't message Jerry.

The fuck. Is that a low-hanging fruit, bro? A bit beisy. it's about the quality of the writing of the movie it's fucking better than the movie I like B movie let's be honest guys you like B movie do you

it's not bad why what do you like about it do you like the relationship between the woman and the B I just like all of it what are they what kind of relationship is it what do they want from each other are they friends up one but like her story is that she

basically breaks up with her boyfriend. Because he's a fascist. Yeah, he's a bee hater. Yeah. Okay.

I mean, I'm sure he'll be back soon, only James? Yeah. I was really hoping you were going to start doing your impression. Yeah, your famous impression. I thought you loved doing

the Jerry impression. I don't know what you're on about. Hooper 101 has a question I'm honestly not going to read, all of. But I only, I only capped this because I felt like the, just the work put into it was worth bringing up. Okay.

Because he said, what up, slime boy suckers, big question here. What elite, dangerous ships are the members of JAR? Oh, fuck. This is my pick if you want something to base it off. Like, and I'll read just one, because he wrote like a full paragraph for every member. Who shall I read? Well, who's got the coolest ship? I don't know, they're all, they're all just names, like, the Asp Explorer.

Is that, who's that? That's me. That's the first ship, isn't it? A medium-sized exploration ship designed to explore distant worlds without being too challenging. It's the one I used. Alex's glass canopy is one of the best for sightseeing, and the large amount of optional internals lets you experiment. The explorer isn't a bad miner as well. From seismic launches to normal mining lasers, then he linked me to the fucking wiki page.

for the Asp Explorer Okay, what's Jim? Jim is the Viper Mark 3 What am I? You are The Fair de Lance What, is that bad? Yeah, I don't really know much about Elite Dangerous

Andrew Date has a story for us Hello fellas, I just have a quick story About my mum walking in on me watching Jha I've been watching old episodes on my TV pretty frequently and I've been very nervous about what my parents would see of the cast if they happen to drop in. Thankfully when my mum walked in the other day I was watching episode 162 and you boys were talking about gamers with disabilities quite respectfully and normally. This was rather lucky as about 10 minutes earlier in that

episode James was talking about a video of a man putting his dick in his own bum and about five minutes later Jim did a wet fart directly into the mic. My question is what's the worst non-pornography related thing your parents have caught you doing thanks non-pornography oh watching anime yeah i've a vivid memory of um playing final fantasy 13 and being like embarrassed to play it in front of yeah it's just like how can i even explain this i can't explain it they can't explain it yeah it didn't explain it so what is he what is he like they must be thinking, like, what the fuck is going on in his head?

This is what he's like. It's like the most surreal thing if you're just not used to that kind of shit. I don't really, I don't even know how to answer. I've never had those situations. Like, I'm never.

Besides anime. So surely, but you've watched a lot of anime, though, so surely. that's quite a lot then. No, it's just one time. Have you been watching anime and then one of your parents comes in and do they make a comment?

What do they do? My mom started screaming for my dad like, he's watching cartoons. Oh really? Yeah. They're not. There's adult animation, mom. It's such a meme.

But then they watch the most fucking garbage, like, shit's possible. What's like an example of a movie they've enjoyed recently? They went to the cinema recently to watch something It's in the cinema I can't remember what it is there

Do you have any idea? No They just like shit They're like two movies Playing no but they keep playing like just older movies now No really There's like a really weird selection at the moment It doesn't even matter

What movie they've watched is irrelevant. Just boomers just don't we need. No, I was just hoping you'll get a funny example. Boomers don't have taste. Lego Loppy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 says, Music-related question for you, Boehner lovers. I hope it's about Vin Diesel.

As you know, musicians are severely underpaid in the current music landscape. Excuse me. Musicians that choose to put their music up on streaming services, Spotify, Apple Music, are essentially sacrificing the monetary value of their music in exchange for greater exposure. musicians earn far under a penny per listen of their music,

meaning that only the top of the top of musicians are capable of actually making a living from the music that they release. Apple Music averages, get this, 0.00735 US dollars per listen. Spotify is 0.00437, and YouTube Musics is 0.000-069. Which is just, is nothing. It's just, it's a fraction of a fraction of a penny.

Yeah. My question is, under what circumstances would you be willing to buy an album? Say you're dealing with a price range of $10 to $15. No judgment, just curious, much love. Casey. You can't go back to that. You know, like the line's already been crossed. Mm-hmm.

Like, ideally in my mind, like the ideal set. up I can imagine is you have a nice record player and a nice setup yeah for that and like your favorite albums you think deserve you know that kind of treatment you buy physically as like a a way to support the artist and I've done that I don't even have a fucking record player and I bought some records for bands I really like just to support them but yeah it is about the exposure thing there because the same Yeah, it's the same pros and cons Like, there's just so much choice

So much choice Music is so accessible now Uh huh Yeah And everyone can make it fairly easily now Yeah, yeah, yeah On computers You can make a banger on your laptop

And you're making one right now Yeah, this is a whole episode I've been making it It's about Eating, uh, ice Oh Sweet Does it go uh ice, ice baby

Ugh Ding Dog Year 844 says Alex Will you ever make a serious song? I can tell you have a very good secret singing voice. Well, he's doing a song right now. Yeah, he doesn't get much more serious than this. Why do you ask a question that's already been answered?

To be fair, they didn't know what we'd been talking about on this episode, because for them they haven't heard it yet. Um, what? I'm clean living, baby. Says, do you salute magpies? Is that really something English people do? No. No.

I wouldn't even fucking know if a magpie. flew past me. Hopefully it doesn't land in the garden. It'll be... You'll have to salute for that one. Is that really a thing British people do? Where's that come from? The legend. I've never heard that before.

I have. You salute the first magpie of the day. Tradition. Oh, it's the superstition. In Britain, there is probably no other wild bird that is associated with superstition as much as the magpie. folklore has surrounded magpies in the UK, and the rest of Europe for hundreds of years, and Victorians were so fearful of magpies that they nearly hunted them to extinction.

Jesus. God, I didn't know that. However, before the spread of Christianity, the magpie was an important, symbolic bird, often associated with good luck or fortune. The Romans, for example, believed that the magpie was highly intelligent, which they are, with excellent reasoning abilities, and in ancient Greece magpies were sacred. Huh. Very cool.

That is very cool. I much prefer respecting them for their intelligence over fearing them for the superstition. I think the Romans and Greeks had it, right. Otherwise, Annal says last time, or last episode, Jim mentioned playing through Bloodbourne again recently. I was wondering if he's played the old Hunter's D.L.C. or if he's planning on playing it. Personally, the DLC is what made Bloodbourne a top 10 game for me into my number one game. thanks boys game on and I've heard this before

about how it's really what seals the deal with that game but yeah but it's also a thing that I've heard about like literally every soul's game pretty much like all the DLC is like yeah they always like go all in yeah yeah DLCs but um it's just

no I haven't I haven't even finished the base game ever um it's on PS4 because you can't play it on BC yeah yeah it's annoying it's annoying to like switch htm i's and whatever would you play it if you could like play it on

if i could play it with a bit of frame yeah if i get a ps5 and it comes out for that i'd like to actually get into it properly without like yeah because the second i go i have a break with bloodbun it's so hard to get back into it just because it's on that console Yeah, but it's the frame thing for me. Like, trying out Sekiro on Xbox compared to on PC, it's fucking night.

Yeah. Yeah, when it's all there is, you do sort of just get used to it. Yeah, yeah. And to be fair, it feels really good, even though it's 30 frames. Yeah, it still does feel good. It's just, when you know that you could just objectively be getting a smoother, better experience, it's kind of frustrating. Yeah, definitely. I would like to try the deal so you

I'm Clean Living Baby also asks Thoughts on Nick Crowell looking like a big Big Mouth character in real life I thought that was what the whole kind of character design is based around Because it's like his I guess it's his tail Yeah Big Mouth

I guess he was Big Mouth when he was a kid Has Big Mouth been like cancelled yet I'm so fascinated by Big Mouth's presence Because it seems to be really popular And have a fan base Yeah. And clearly, like, it keeps being renewed for new seasons. But then whenever you see anyone talk about it, it's like mocking it and saying how shit it is and making fun of it.

I think normal people like it. Normies. I don't want to be saying that, but like, that average person just likes it. Like Big Bang Theory, the reason that's popular type of. Yeah, family guy. Mm-hmm. Oh, well. That guy E.J. says, me being a sadistic little shit.

I am generally drawn to incredibly violent movies such as the Raid 2 and Drive. What are some of the most satisfyingly brutal, violent movies, you lads have seen? The Raid 1. Geese of War fucking 5. That's exactly what I was about to bring up. It's not a movie, but... Earlier, we were just looking through the executions, and it's always one of the funnier things about Geers of War. But there are some really funny ones.

They are hilarious. They just, like, ragged all the body and do everything. as far as like violent movies go I think martyrs is the pick for me we'll have to watch that at some point it's like a really horrible graphic horror movie that's quite effective yeah

what did you say sorry James I've heard about it yeah I don't think you'd like it James because you don't like horror movies I wouldn't like it no but I've read out the whole story though I know everything that happens isn't it don't spoil it

spoilers there's blood well yeah if you're after like gore or violence some of the saw movies have some pretty funny traps in them we have seen a saw movie we watched that later one like the

reboot one that was shit oh yeah the fucking laser beam jigsaw is that what it's called yeah I think so you watched that one it was shit or was that the new one with marty I haven't seen jigsaw yeah we saw one where it's like where there's that part where they're like

being buried by grain And there's, like, weapons falling down and just missing them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that is, that was the last one. It's funny, I don't really, when I think of Drive, I don't really think of it as being incredibly violent. The Raid I do. Yeah, the Raid 2 as well.

No, but that's the, those are two really shit examples, though. No, the Raid 2's a good one. No, Drive. Drive's a bad example, I think, of violence. Yeah, I wouldn't call it incredibly violent. It has violent. It's, like, fucking, ten times more fucking violent. violent than drive like that's a

if this person likes those movies he should be watching the Japanese ones because they're actually fucking go fall in on that shit oh yeah there's a bunch of bizarre Japanese movies that go through but I remember finding out what is it called like the guinea pig series where it's just

there's like these Japanese films they're like horror movies and it's just about like people like torturing and it's all about the gore and shit I've never watched one but yeah I'm not a huge fan of that sort of thing I like gore

when it's used kind of in a tongue and cheek sort of way yeah like you're dead and I'd like to shout out Quentin Tarantino movies for their blood sprays

yeah yeah like Django's got the ridiculous amount of blood at the end yeah yeah Peter Jackson's early movie yeah

dead alive that's got some awesome go on it too got some good picks though I kick ass for the Lord. Jackson Bird has one. Hey Jha. Since you guys briefly brought up conspiracy theories on the last cast,

I thought I'd share something I'm doing for school. Every year the senior class has a year-long project they must complete in order to graduate. I chose to do my project in the conspiracy theory. Canon? QA. Non? How do you say it? I have no idea. I do not. No, if you boys don't know what it is, the theory is that the world is.

run by elitist satanist paedophiles that are called the cabal and that Donald Trump was elected to run for office by military leaders in order to win the presidency and wage war against the cabal I think you got you can see why I chose it but anyway I wanted to know if you guys have ever heard of quainon the Q and A are capitals but in the non is is not so I don't know how to say it and what are your thoughts are on it yeah maybe Canon personally I think it's hilarious that someone can believe something that sounds like it came

from a young adult novel Cheers boys But that's not a conspiracy theory It's just real It's just true Maybe the Satan is paedophiles part Yeah well I don't understand why Donald Trump would be

He would be This is actually triggering a memory now I do vaguely remember reading about this because I remember specifically the the cabal thing and yeah I mean with all the Epstein shit it's quite

how deep that runs yeah I don't know about all this cabal nonsense though do you find it fun to think about like I get very little enjoyment out of conspiracy theories and thinking if they're real or not

no but like just the idea of there being some like secret organisation that controls everything i think it's like a fun idea for stories yeah yeah yeah um yeah i don't i don't know and it's like it's the kind of thing where if it is going on like i'm fine with it well yeah i can live my whole life and just never learn about it if that's the case yeah i can live a fulfilling life what does it actually like affect yeah we just don't know we just see our our little Existence. Mr. Offskmonger.

Hey there, Gungans. Me and my dad just watched Akira in the cinema yesterday. This was the best cinema experience in my life so far. I was just wondering what you think of the movie and your best, worst, cinema experiences. What movie is this? You haven't seen Akira, have you, Jim? No. What Akira?

Akira. The movie, Akira. The actual Akira Akira? Yeah. Because there's so many fucking just... No. when they say, you know what they mean, when they say Akira. I just didn't know any cinema was actually

playing that. Yeah, I'm surprised they saw it as cinema, but... Yeah. Um, not very good movie. Don't be a troll. No, there was genuine criticisms of it. Yeah, but like, it's also really cool. Yeah, it's unbelievably cool.

The animation is incredible. Ridiculous. The look of the movie, you can't criticize. Is it the one with the bike? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Incredibly influential for...

anyone into animation. Everything cyberpunk as well is influenced by there's gonna be so many Akira references. And it's kind of like, it's been a while since I've seen it I've actually been meaning to re-watch it but I remember there being kind of like almost like a superheroy aspect to it

or not superheroes but like kind of mutations. It just becomes like, yeah, it just like it gets really weird near the end like the first like, I wouldn't even say half. It's like, when it's all about the bike psychic ang and shit that's so fucking interesting and cool and it goes this fucking like proper sci-fi fucking nutcase fucking giant babies fucking just goes wild and that's when i lose interest in it really yeah that's fair enough i suppose well yeah i'll re-watch that at some point

got it on blue way you do yeah oh really the films i really like i always buy on bluway i buy all the collective shit for them i just happen to have loads of shit for a cue a underscore username 1917 says It's CAS 2-2-2 actually goes up on my birthday and I've got a massively important history exam the day after. Can I get a yeah-oh-year for good luck? No, you cannot. Please thank you and game on. No.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah-oh-ya. Happy birthday. Good luck in your exam. Yeah. Yeah. Now you have the, you know, the abilities you need

To pass your history I mean you've learned about all sorts of history on this episode Yeah, it's true This is a life hack episode for you It's the history life hack We're a history podcast now Fleshlight This is what the Gratians were up to

But before then I want a word from our sponsors Flashlight of the premium fuck toy How do you're Xbox Enthusiasts Boggy Man 123 says question here, I'm beginning to get into speed running, and I've had a lot of fun with it so far. I was wondering, in a theoretical scenario, if you're forced to speed run a game, which game would it be? Thoughts? Also, if I speed run the Five Nights at Freddy's VR game, would you be my sponsor?

There's any one competitive for it in the 100% category, just asking for a friend. Cheers and eat ass. I didn't even know there was a VR fnaf. That's how far behind I am on the fnaf goings and... sense, though. If I had to speed run a game, any game? Any game. Oh, that's a difficult one.

Halo 3? No. Really? Mm-hmm. Because you could do a co-op speed run even. Yeah, that would be fun. It has to be a game where you're going to have to replay it constantly and it's not going to ball you. I can do Halo because I do one player. I get halfway through that game and I'm bored and I don't want to play it anymore. Damn. That's bullshit.

Halo wouldn't do it for me. No, you're crazy. It'd have to be like Forza, or Granter is my fucking crazy. It's speedrunner, Forza. Well, isn't that what the game is? It's people speeding for times. Like, racing for times. What do you speed run?

Just, like, one race? Well, like, people speed run like Mario Kart games, but usually that involves some kind of trickery. Breaking it. Yeah. That's the best part is just breaking it and breaking the game in ways that were never intended. Yeah, yeah. Another one would be, like, the ory games. I just like the way they feel

and they're really short so it'll probably be quite fun speed run and some of the speed runs out there are awesome for that game yeah it's so like fluid yeah yeah um hollow night's a good one yep and dark souls

blood born Secura secular in particular actually is really really funny speed runs yeah all the from games yeah have good speed runs Let's do two or three more.

Clanker 117 says, Hey Jjar, crew, I have a question for Jamie regarding the Super Mario 3D All-Stars collection that recently released. I wanted to bring the topic up as Jamie had recently mentioned the scummy business practice of making the game a limited date to release. Personally, this is only where my problems begin with the game. Over the years, I've been holding out hope that they would remaster slash remake Mario 64 for the modern era, so you can bet I was excited when I saw a trailer for a game. game called Super Mario 3D All-Stars show up on YouTube. However upon watching the trailer I was immediately frustrated especially with 64. No effort was made into improving these titles only the minimum necessities for Nintendo to bundle up

three games and sell them again. 64 still doesn't even support widescreen and here I was expecting a full remaster. I don't think it's wrong for me to expect a remaster for a game for that game at this point. It's just something I feel the game needs to justify it being resold at such a high price. Even the the other two games in the bundle had nearly no updates to their presentation, only now they're in HD. Sunshine and Galaxy still used the same button prompts from the Wii and GameCube. They couldn't even be bothered to switch, to make it match the switch buttons. They even left out Galaxy 2 as a final screw you.

Anyway, what really bugs me the most is the fact that I, like Jamie, will probably still get this game. Sorry for the long rant, I was just wondering how Jamie and the rest of which I felt about this crummy bundle put out by Nintendo. Personally, I think it should be of higher quality. So I mentioned, I've been playing this a bit, I've only played Galaxy so far. And, yeah, it was kind of annoying me where it's like, it's nice to have it, but there are genuine improvements you could have made. And that's kind of been the trend. It's like Nintendo is always so far behind with this stuff. Like, the last 10 years, we've seen so many good, like, ground up remakes of classic games.

You know, you've got your crash Spiro, Shadow the Colossus, all this stuff where they're actually going, the Halo 1 and 2 anniversaries, like taking something that deserves, like, the remake kind of treatment. And what game deserves it more than Mario 64? It's like the game. It's still meme to the state. Like, we watch those meme compilations, and Mario 64 is in every other one. It's still that because it is that good. a game and what game deserves the treatment more than that yeah it's like the most beloved maria game one of them yeah i don't know why they they haven't just done like a remaster

but they did remake it for ds so i guess i just would have assumed that they would have updated that ds version somehow because they added like a bunch of stuff you could like play as wario and stuff like that in it but yeah it's just the nintendo thing like my my expectations are so low for Nintendo that like I just accept shit like this because I just know they're gonna do like I know like the online's gonna be fucked on whatever the product is

and like they're just certain things they're bad at and yeah one thing they're good at is milking their audience for all their worth yeah but I haven't bought it and honestly I might not know

well I bought it physically so you could just play my one yeah true I just have the cut yeah it is disappointing though personally especially with like not including galaxy 2 as well that's yeah that that was the first um thing that sort of put me off it because that's that's the only one I really want to play as well because I've never played it yeah I only played it once so I'm not all that interested in sunshine mm-hmm I think that's the worst 3D Mario game poopy butt face 2926 says since you've talked about the importance and lack of importance in

album and film art, how much importance does video game box art holding your experience and does boring box art like Bioshock Infinite make your experience worse? I wouldn't say it's about the experience. Yeah, it doesn't make my experience worse, but it is just like an eye roll, um, initial impression. Like, I think about, there was a certain point where just everyone was doing the same shit. It was like doom and destiny and it was all just like power armored soldier like looking back and stuff like that, that sort of destiny one.

Yeah, I think because like thinking about if you've got a big Steam library or you've got Game Pass, especially with Game Pass, the cover or the thumbnail, I guess it would be, influences what game you're going to download.

Yeah. Like if it looks shit, I'm not going to download it. But they focus test the fuck out of these posters and things. Like the reason, like, Like, what's the cover for Modern Warfare? Is it just like a soldier with like... Don't even know.

Because it's different now. Covered that isn't a thing. Is it price? Well, yeah, that's interesting actually. Because with each update, they like, they will often change the thumbnail. So games almost don't have box-ups in the same way anymore. Yeah, it's like evolved.

Yeah, certain games do, but like... And that's how it should be. I'd like prefer that way, anyway. It's the one It's the one I'd be least likely to ever frame Like I'm like struggling to think of like a really like awesome Video game cover That I'd be like yeah

That's one I want to proudly display I'm sure there are examples but Yeah I think Skyrim has a good cover Yeah no that genuinely is a good one I don't even know what the four aren'ty Vegas one is Oh, that one's shit It's all like cluttered This slate

But also what it's doing is Establishing something a little bit different For compared to Like music and Yeah Movies Yeah Because like

You're, if you're showing like an image Of like Like the Assassin's Creed 3 guy Like with his axe or whatever It's just like vague imagery of like Yeah I'm gonna play something similar to that I guess I'm gonna exist in that space I don't know

Yeah I've I've googled best video game covers And the results of shit Dead Island Xcon 2 is alright actually Left for Dead 2 With the oh yeah yeah Fallout 3's one is all right No it's not no dead space

Dead Space has one of the best covers Dead Space is great Dead Space One has a great cover Red Dead one Yeah yeah Every GTA Mm-hmm Iconic as hell

And as much as I don't really like the series The Borderlands games have pretty good posters I'm pretty sure they like ripped one of them off or something No no it was the artwork inside The Borderlands 2 yeah they stole cover they ripped off some artists for but yeah yeah that's sad but it just seems less important to me for some reason with that one like yeah i feel so little passion about

the covers yeah it mattered more back when you'd go into a shop and absolutely now it's more flashy your thumbnail is yeah let's end on this one then from xx argi underscore hunter xx With the US presidential election coming up, I was curious of the cast thoughts on America's presidential system and how it compares to your parliamentary system. I'm pretty sure most developed countries have a system more similar to yours than to America's. Yes, because America's not developed. As an American, I'm interested if we're behind the times in having an independent, powerful soul leader, considering we're behind the rest of the developed world and pretty much every other aspect. Thanks for reading. Been a fan since 2016.

He's answered that we don't need to have. anything he's answered his own question America's behind in literally every single sense to every other developed country of course their fucking presidential system is also fucking terrible it's the for me the the most shocking part

the more I learn about it is just the the way you just like buy everything like you buy you basically buy the presidency you have to do these like weird fundraises and that whole part of it's really weird to me and

and possibly the weirdest part whereas like I remember watching House of Cards which I brought up earlier which is all about like American politics and as someone who's like doesn't really understand it especially when I was like watching that show

like years ago I just had no clue really like what was exaggerated for fictional purposes but like the smear campaigns and everything it's all real like the way you can just shit talk your opponent in like these weird adverts

It's I approved this message. Yeah, that's the weirdest thing to me. Yeah, it's very combative. And, you know, presidential campaigns are, or just any political campaign is usually combative. But it's like a different level over there. Yeah, I mean, I don't really understand how it works here, let alone there. So, yeah. Good luck in there.

month or whatever it is. Yeah, fucking every toe and finger of mine will be crossed. Just hoping that you know. People shit either way, that they can't win. Well, I think it's considerably shitter.

On one side, yes. If it stays the same. Yeah. But the country's still fucking mess and it's not going to change. Well, yeah. It's fascinating. I read a New York Times article

that was, had the headline of like everyone's looking at America and like cringing at the moment we're just like we're glad we can watch it from afar yeah it is a bizarre time

it's a bizarre mess at the moment yeah we know better England's no better oh no we're just a fucking America fucking little baby bitch American mini America yeah in the making I think that's it guys for this one

Okay. I'm tired. I'm fucking knackered. We haven't even read the patron names yet. That's gonna be the bit that destroys us. Where we snap. We're gonna make us snap. Let's blast through it.

Let's fucking just pound it into the ground. Thanks for supporting us. Who? I don't know, I guess I'm just talking to a fucking camera. No one actually there. actually though where is the hell imagine an alien watching

they'd be like what are they doing with that device just looking into it I think aliens just have cameras Alex no these aliens don't need eyes the four-dimensional aliens the aliens I'm thinking of in my head

they don't have eyes how are they looking at us then censors censors Fuck this. Do you have any Rennies? Pass me the honey. Pass me these nuts.

I think I better head home. I am dead. Thank you.