JAR Media Posdact - FORBIDDEN & FOUL.

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: There are no timecodes for this episode. This was recorded weeks in advance so there is no structure at all. Just like the old days :) #BroCastS5E1

Oh brother, I'm getting scared Oh brother, I'm getting scared Brother, I'm getting scared We should have done the dark episode What do you mean? Where everything's dark and um We've done that Remember that we did that one that was only lit by candlelight?

Really? You don't remember that? Oh yeah, that was actually vibes. it was a bobs it was an October type thing it's in the October Hello everybody Welcome to October

I'm gonna do my new voice Hello everybody Would you like a full episode Like that Hello everybody Like Like you have a friend And that's like their normal voice

And they're like I was that a book is Well I don't know if it would really work out Man Why Really, though, why? Please tell me.

What's the issue, actually? You need that sultry voice. You need to sound like you drink, Saurine. Please don't mention Sourine. You don't know the drama. Something happened. We got a new one. A new Saurine.

We got a new... What's a good analogy for this? a new creature of the week there have been many jar creatures of the week over the nearly 10 years it's been going right the current creature of the week is the saurine guy

guy who my theory is the saurine guy is actually one of the previous reply guys just under a new skin a new flash is that reformed okay right yeah we're like he's so obsessed with saurine

that in Every single comment in the Reddit Suggestion thread, he replies to every single question, and on the YouTube version, he replies to every single comment. It's like, bro. It's got to be a bot, right? Surely. No, no. That's so much work. He's real.

Okay. He's real. He's spending, like, passionate. Maybe half a day a week. Doing this shit? Yeah. He must get some joy out of it. Yeah.

I try to think about it. I try like, when was, when did I ever do anything like that? And the closest was like just using Yahoo! Answers, I guess, when I was like, in year 12, just like effing around on, uh... Year 12? Yeah, I'm serious. Yeah, because, like, I was, I did, like, uh, art. Yeah. A level.

Uh-huh. So I draw, like, you know, Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo. and then I'd go on the PC and be like, I'm just going to do some research on deviant art. You know, just post on Yahoo Answers and try and get whatever. I can't remember what currency there was on there. There was barely even a reward. That's why social credit was formed, right?

That was the testing grounds for social credit. God, I wish, I wish, I wish. It wasn't banned. I wish I had more social credit. What do you mean? You got loads of social credit. You got more than most. Why?

Because, you know. Your beliefs. My beliefs are why I don't have social credit. SC. SC. SCP. SCP containment credits. Yeah.

When we reach these. Singularity, then everyone will be on the social credit moment. It's going to be like that episode of Black Mirror. The one where they're on the bikes? No, where Bryce Dallas Howard is like... That's right. You're on like a ranking system of like your value. She had like a five stars and then she goes down to like a two star and she's like, um, actually I've got quite a nice...

Actually I'm nice. I'm a Nepo baby. how do you feel about nepo babies well it depends it depends what it is if you get nepoed into like being the town's blacksmith it's fine that's cool yeah cool like that should be a family trade hmm you know getting nepoed into being like um like a leader of the world leader yeah i'm thinking more like entertainment like just recently right just off top my head the fx disney show the main character the leading woman yeah she is what's his name daniel chandler or something he's the guy from uh you know bloodline we're talking about it the other

week um yeah the main guy his daughter oh the one who kind of looks like a gruff saffta mcfarlane yeah yeah yeah yeah his daughter's like the lead in that um cooper hoffman philip seymour hoffman's son was the lead in the long walk really interesting um who else is there there must be more uh the umma thurman's daughter she's a big one she's in stranger things she played anxiety and uh uh that pixar movie inside out too she's a big nepper yeah a big nappy

a nappy baby see I think the the issue is art being depicted by one class you know like everything's from their

perspective you know Hollywood not just Hollywood but like like if all if art like the majority of like music and film and like stuff we consume as as a consuming populace I think if if all of that is like the representation is all from like an elite class then they like it's going to be less relatable inherently I don't think it's also like it's the standard of what everyone wants to be though I want to

lowly young i want my auntie to write the ruffalo yeah no it's it's it's it's like anti-change it's it's going to keep the status quo as it is you know yeah and it's going to keep there's not a new thing though like entertainment must be one of the most nepotistic industries out there i would assume everything is quite nepotistic yeah i mean you know like every industry surely would you you seriously not do that given the that's not what i'm saying i'm i'm just i'm just curious on a philosophical level you know well i mean one could argue that like to a degree this is nepotism yeah so like obviously i would and like why wouldn't you exactly that's kind of my point yeah you're gonna want to boost up your friends and family first like your people yeah yeah yeah um

but protect your thing but if there were a smaller gap then maybe you wouldn't need to lift them and people could do what they want yeah

yeah but I want to okay beep that editor join join the military we got options in modern world Okay. Or it could be like that... Did you hear that weird story about that surgeon? In the UK, he had like a fetish for, like, removing, amputating limbs or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he got his legs cut off. Yeah. His own leg. Imagine the post-knit clarity on that one. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What have I done? My whole life there have been stories like that of, like, some extreme fetish gone wrong. The famous one was Germany, right? Like, the guy who was like...

The cannibal. Yeah, he was like... I want to eat someone. And then someone was like, eat me. So he did. What do you think like went through his head when he got that message or however it was relayed?

The phone call, whatever. Like, was he like, was like, fucking shaking with like, I found someone. Like,

I'm finally going to eat somebody. Well, do you think it was like, he was just trying to be edgy. And then once someone, he was like peer pressure. He was like, people pleasing.

He was like, fuck. Right. I'm here. eat me up yeah i mean i uh i guess i'll start with the hands it's so fucked up yeah weird yeah but people are crazy man yeah good after new morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen and welcome to episode of season of brocast don't say you're spreading fake news man i'm gonna have to point this gun at you i didn't want to do this brother

I uh You're forcing me to do this brother I'm actually going to go Akimba I uh um They're loaded and ready to blast Point them at the morningers Bro don't even get me starting

Yeah Get out of here morningers If you're a morninger Get the hell out of here We don't want you In our country No I'm pro morninger They do

What they do So the Naiters Can live the lives They want to live The Morningers take time away from the knighters. The great morning of the nighter debate.

Afternooners and eveningers. They're like Poland. Yeah. Fuck them. Yeah. You know how it is. We're here making content and things

talking about Ice Spice and her good friend Central Sea. I love Ice Spice. I love Central Sea. So together that makes good music. Epic music. Kind of epic music. Kind of awesome music.

Awesomely combined music. Combination of extremely good music. Damn. I do like Pink Pantherus though. Do you? I can't lie. Is this five legal? I find her voice a little bit.

Wow Go on say it Irritating I like her voice You're sexist man Maybe Maybe that comes into it It's too like

Name one female artist You listen to Uh Lauvay Lolae Pants Lowly Young Lola Young Oh my god

No Lovay What are you saying I don't know how to say her name because it's spelled laofy, but that's not how you say it. I'm going to see, I'm going to a concert, a lao, lavei. Oh, is this the Icelandic? Leveh is how you say.

Icelandic jazz? Yeah. Okay. She's a woman. I listen to little Sims. I listen to Little Dragon. I love all the little ones. Yeah, all the Lil's.

Yeah, a little palm. Little, little. Little mix. A little dirt one. Who's Lil Dirk? Little killer Uh Little hype

Little sting Little minger Little minger Little minger Little bear bear No it's just the It's Man or woman

It's like when someone sings in like a breathy way I find it really irritating I get what you mean sometimes But pink pantherus is good vocally she's one of ours you know

what do you mean one of hours I've been DMing her and she's thinking about coming on you know you serious yeah I co-la um who is this child legal

I think um no I'm gonna refuse her I'm gonna refuse her I like that song I don't want her on she'll ruin it She's taking a good sample for that song and bringing it to the normal listeners, you know? The people that need to understand the underworld, need more listeners, you know?

They need more listeners, listeners. Now listen up. I do like if she's put them on, you know? I hope so. I hope, I cope, I pray to the Pope. Okay, little Dirk is real. For some reason I thought I was, I invented little. Little Dirk.

I thought I came up with Little Dirk. This is going to be like a weird episode, okay? This is a time dilation episode. This is, um, we had to, like, bulk record because I'm going to be away for a week for Saldoncast episode 200 in Canada. So, we don't have the usual housekeeping. We don't, we don't have any structure. So this is like a throwback, okay?

This is just complete off the cuff, like, whatever happens, happens. um we don't have topics we don't we don't have uh this or that should we make some wild predictions it's a little bit illegal you mean predictions for when this actually goes out in like three weeks it will be is it three weeks then in october this will be like scary month i guess the sixth the sixth somewhere around there yeah

I think What's going to happen? Aliens? No, I think World War III and the end. I think the end. Like we open the portal to the end. Endgame. No, I'm talking about like, you know, you get the...

You're doing about the ender dragon and shit. Yeah, what do you make the portal of? Ender pearls and stuff. Yeah, yeah, you get your end of pearl, you like the whatever. Yeah. and you put pop-po in I'm no I'm thinking end game

I find I find the end portal's sound effect to be quite distressing yeah the um the the nether portal's frightening true yeah

shh no some I got some shorts recently all about like old Minecraft and how like scary it was do you remember that it was it was

it was like proper scary and I missed that make Minecraft serious again it's like now it's all like whimsical and like

whatever you know you need there it's something I feel like that era maybe it's more of being

just being that age yeah but like media like was a bit edgier whisked you away yeah

was it edgier though yeah I saw a clip of what Call of Duty is like now, and I'm like, what? It's like a Terminator killing Beavis and Butthead. Yeah, yeah, it's goofy. It's just Fortnite. Yeah, yeah, it's like cringy Fortnite.

It's all the IPs that Fortnite doesn't want. But it's like at least Fortnite goes the extra mile to make the aesthetic, like, match. Like their character skins actually, like, look good, to be fair. They do. They genuinely do. Butthead and Beavis and Card is. just like, what the fuck? Yeah, and like Nicky Minaj.

Yeah. It's like... Nicky Minaj is like snapping the neck of Billy Mays or whatever. It's like, what the fuck is going on? No, there's like a takedown where... She twerks them to death. Pretty much. Well, like, you...

I don't think it's a specific Nicky Minaj one, but it's like a joke one where you like throw them on the floor and then like jump ass first onto their face. So people obviously use the Nicky Minerge skin and then like face it. yeah cringy like

yeah it's so weird I find that fascinating now on an economic level right games are making more money than ever but it's just a smaller

amount of games that are just soaking up all that money so like people they just like play one game it's not like it used to be where people you know

they played all sorts of shit it's sad yeah it's sad because everything's like a service an ongoing thing where it's like you're investing and each skin

and Fortnite's like 20 bucks or whatever to me it just highlights the the age old thing about like capitalism driving innovation it's like how the fuck is that innovative it drives no but I don't beaver so innovative

it is it drives innovation to make more money yeah that's it and aggressive algorithms that make you want to make you unalive yourself in Minecraft yeah make you want to play scary Minecraft and be not alive anymore

and the weird way like people talk on social media like saying stuff like unalive like and people are stupid it's so stupid it's like yeah and it like it means the same shit like uh-huh don't fucking do this weird half-censorship thing like it all just becomes like coded yeah but then i guarantee you all these kids growing up like with this normally they're going to be using that like as i'm gonna unalive you on the playground yeah well like in Minecraft are unlived on the playground yeah yeah what happened here then kids i unalived him on the playground in Minecraft. It better have been on

Minecraft. It was on Roblox, I swear. But before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out of the jar of patrons over at the Patreon that make the show

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For 10 years, nearly. Every 10 years. That's a level. of consistency that actually makes me want to vomit in my mouth. I've never been that consistent. Isn't that wild? Yeah. It is. It's genuinely

fucking insane. My my comparison point is always, did you watch Lost? A bit, kind of. I've made this comparison a few times but what's it called? The Damada. There was like a company that was like set up on the island. And that guy

that was like on the computer. The numbers. Yeah, the numbers. But like, there was a countdown thing and every day I think he once had to put in like a code yeah why something that he wouldn't didn't know was gonna happen was gonna happen yeah yeah yeah and he was doing that like every day it's like kind of a form of that you know ah so when we stop the nukes drop yeah yeah it's the only it's like the last thing keeping everything together yeah yeah yeah once the car stops everything stops yeah yeah yeah bye bye it's like speed with Iani

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A little Cocoa pop Pop pop Um, man, there's so many different options over there. We did the, the, the, the, the, the, the, porny breakdown. Oh my God. Porny, one incredible video. Yeah, Porny, expect a lot more Pony content.

Let's just, we're in the Porni era. Like, it's, it's been like this ride. Um, Men and Black International, it happened all that time ago. And, you know, like, the way things just come back around when, when it's needed, when it's wanted. Uh-huh. When the time is right. he disappeared and reappeared without a voila. Yeah.

And we're not going to let him be lost to history. We're going to cement him in history. Every single piece of thumbnail will be porny for months. This is our mission statement. This is like our business. What is your business like set out to do? Retain porny. It's no longer.

go a podcast about nothing. It's a podcast about porny. Yeah. Never been done before. It's actually, world records are fucking easy. You know, they talked about porny, they said he'd be forgotten, but we looked at him and we said, no, we're not going to let him be forgotten. We are going to keep him alive.

He is ours. Sony, you hear that? Oi. Stop making samurai games. Start making men in black games. Idiots. Pornie games. Start making porny games.

Make the porny spin-off game before the men in black. Minimum, put him in Call of Duty. Put him in Call of Duty now. Or, Destiny Rising, give him a character skin. Do you know what I'm talking about? What the fuck is Destiny Rising? It's the Destiny Mobile game that is unironically better than the full game. Why?

has more features, is better, is cooler. Is nicer? It is a gotcha game. Well, that's a given. What's a gotcha game? Where they let you play, like, for an hour, and then they're like, pay. Yeah. You're addicted now?

Yeah, yeah. But let me finish this bit. Yeah, we did the pornie video, watching the Lost Family Guy pilot. Diary of a Farting Creeper I propagate anything Everything pays these chants So much the whole last playlist Go check it out

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This exists at no time this is nowhere we are nowhere you are listening from nowhere you are nothing you are dust we are all dust hurtling through space we are nothing remember that remember the perspective of how small we are like a grain of sand on a grain of sand within the grain of sand within a portal the end opening going into the grain of sand and fighting the end dragon and fighting the ender dragon made of sand sandman from spider man sandman from spider man you know when that beautiful seam where he's getting berthed the music's playing he's trying to pick up what do you think of the intro to spider man two when sam man is like oh i'm out here guys that doesn't happen he's not in spider man two

yeah he is you knob when in the game you dick hi i'm out here guys oh um i happened to watch i watched a video about the the making of that game yeah and what went so wrong with it yeah um a set piece, it's pretty cool, like... I think all the set pieces in Spider-Man 2 are fucking cool. Yeah. They're really good. It's just like, it can't find like a plot angle. Yeah, yeah. The plot like...

The plot sucks. The plot is actually like terrible in Spider-Man 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cringy as well. Yeah. It's like really fucking weird. Yeah. They don't know what to do with Miles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I got a report to do. What am I going to do with my report, Peter?

I don't know, like Venom or something? do it about venom make a venom like it was talking about how much cut content there was there was like he was supposed to Mars was supposed to be venomized and you were supposed to fight him as Peter

there was supposed to be a whole like you was Venom was supposed to be introduced like a whole act sooner or something yeah yeah the the venom stuff there was like a whole venom's worth of like game like ripped out of it

all that shit really annoying felt so like rushed at the end like the city gets venomized we're in venom world dude holy shit everything's better i was done yeah we we we which is the inverse of the first game where it felt like it was actually paced really well it gets like progressively just more and more when the cinema sinister six type dudes are there it's like oh shit like this is escalate to that point well yeah and

but it's been getting like worse and worse and then it gets to that point and it's like how the fuck can it get any worse and then it still gets worse but it's got the heart and it's got the character heart of having doc o'clock there that whole time like two just doesn't have that like the harry stuff is just like you're lame yeah I'm harry then and this this sounds kind of cringy but it should have been darker

like Peter should have like I think from the from the jump Peter should have been like you know a bit like moody Peter should have grabbed Saman and be like I'm gonna fucking kill you yeah from the get there

pulls out a gun Mars is like We do this now Yeah We do this now In this universe we kill I'm a killing Spider-Man

I love superheroes that kill I'm the punisher I kill How do you How do you make the punisher Not A fascist You have to

That's the whole black point You have to make him a fascist Yeah That's why people like it But how do you make him a goodie? He's not supposed to be. Yeah, but you can't, like, have a story where the main character... He's like an anti-hero.

Right? Yeah, but you're like... That's what's interesting about pairing him up with the character like Spider-Man or Daredevil, whatever. Different philosophies. Yeah, but he's still meant to be like a good guy. Kind of? He got his own show. Yeah, and like every episode he's like murdering people.

Yeah. He's like pushing his thumbs into their eyes. and going, I'm a fucking I'm a fucking I'm a that out, fuck me. That's the point of him, though.

Yeah, but you're rooting for him. Yeah, because anti-heroes are fun. I'm rooting for Tony Soprano even though he's an evil mother. Give me that gabagool now. Said the Panisher. Or I'll kill Tony. Yeah. Just give him the gabagool.

I'm gonna go live on Kill Tony. Oh. Panisher watch is kill Tony. Well, Punisher's gonna be in the new Spider-Man. I know. Apparently the Hulk might be as well. No, he is. It's confirmed. No, apparently. Hi Spider-Man, I'm Green Guy

Wanna have a little fight for a moment for the trailers Why? No, actually The Hulk needs some fucking respect He needs his own shit Yeah Why do they hate the Hulk so much? Because they made two fucking movies

And they both stank Just get like The Ang Lee one The Angley one rocks He's so big No, the Hulk ultimate destruction That rocks That fucking genuinely rocks.

That's a good ass game. It's the best game ever made. Yeah. Like, you just grab people and then just throw them like five miles. Yeah, that's what the Hulk should do. You can just like kill people. You pick up a car and turn it into boxing gloves and then punch civilians. Punch civilians into mist.

Yeah. It's such a cool game. It's like really hard as well. Yeah, it was crazy hard. And like all the abilities you get in. shit. Oh, so cool. Prototype, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but better.

Prototypes are cooler somehow. Yeah, prototype's fucking cringy. No, but it's awesome. It is awesome. Prototype too sucks. The game feels quite good, though. First one feels better. Hmm.

It's more like loose. In the second one. No, the first one. The first one's looser. Right. Cringy protagonist. Yeah. Is that Alex Mercer?

He's a fascist. Yeah. He's a hundred percent of fascist. But like, that's... Alex gives no mercy. It's kind of the gimmick though, like you are meant to be the bad guy. Like you actually just straight apart. Yeah, you're like killing people and absorbing them and like...

Yeah. You're like more hardcore than Venom is in Spider-Man too. Way more hardcore. Who is? Alex Mercer. Yeah, way fucking more. He's like going into crowds of people and like, you're like... of people and like exploding tendrils absorbing them when you're when a fight's going

badly you just run off to some like civilians and absorb them what a crazy game it's fucking cool though so like of its time yeah it's edgy as fuck that's what I'm saying like shit used to be way edgy it was it was like I feel like the dark night just made everything edge but that was back when it like everything was like right I've got an idea on how to modernize the Power Puff girls

we make them kill yeah it's like yeah do like a dark twist on it so like let's do Superman but he doesn't wear trunks and he breaks people's neck yeah I want to see the

battle buff girls like team up and break the neck of the monkey guy yeah yeah yeah I want to see him like quivering in death you know like his final breath i want to see the monkey's final breath as he's twisted and like ripped apart you know yeah shredded and then eaten i want to see sponge bob pull mr craib's fucking eyes off because patrick got burnt Patrick got killed for money yeah i want to see like pearl get like hunted for her like blubber

Patrick's revenge Mr. Crabb's revenge for Pearl being hunted for a blubber He's like taken Yeah, just recast him as Liam Neeson Yeah, he's like cutting people's fingers off with his claws I've got a certain set of loving money I don't like that I do like that I'd watch that

I'd pay the big bucks for that I'd pay the biggest bucks for that I'd look over there and say No, they don't have the box for that And then I'd look back over here and say I've got the bucks for that I need some bucks for that Agaggaggag

Right, I've got an opinion Please make it correct Daredevil What about him? Like it Really? I like Daredevil I'm gonna do you one better

I love Daredevil I think Daredevil's good Should we talk about Darede? I want to kiss Daredevil on his, on his mouth. Everybody wants to kiss Daredevil on his mouth. Yeah. What's his name Charlie? Charlie Cuck.

Charlie Cuck. Charlie Cuck. Charlie Cooke. I want to kiss Charlie on his cock. Charlie, Charlie. Charlie. No, because that's like, that's 90% of the casting process for Daredevil. You've got to just have that.

They just hold up a piece of paper, you know, here. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You got that stuff. Now give me a kiss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think that's like, that's what, that's the, like, casting director. Yeah, it's like creepy.

They, like, pretend that, like, the love interest, like, actress is coming in. Oh, she, oh, she's ill. She's ill. Just, Dead Devil has to be, like, a really good kisser. You know that, right? We need to practice. trial run don't move the paper

if you move the paper you're fired well Kevin Feige you're an awesome kisser glad to be a part of the MCU multitude of kisses United

Superhero is more like super lame cool guys which one super can't get much cooler who can't get much cooler doctor doom he can get way fucking cooler

he's never been yeah for like for what he should be he should be the most aura character of all time yeah he should be farming it by the millions you know what one thing that actually seems to have done him justice is

a fortnight you're serious he's in fortnight yeah they did like a whole thing he's got like a castle um which which version of him I don't know I don't know why they did it but like in in his in his castle there's like he's turned um

he's turned Mr Fantastic into like a ball he's like tied him up so in his castle yeah it's like a ball that's like pulsating of like tied limbs and stuff that's crazy um yeah there's something funny with the invisible woman um he's like he's turned the thing like into a chair or something so he's like beaten all of them yeah yeah they're all like dead it's yeah it's brutal um i'm seeing all these pictures though and they don't have capes he has he has to have the cape well no he's got a cape it's probably um

like in game if you play as him i guess because The character models kind of capes, right? I think that was the last time I actually played Fortnite. Thanos? Was the Thanos thing where you could play as Thanos, which I thought was fire? Yeah, it was.

He was like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, that was amazing. Thanos and Fortnite? And now it's like gone too far where it's like, it's not like a gimmick. It has like, there's like cart racing,

there's like Lego World. There's too much going on. Doesn't it have it has like guitar hero in fortnight yeah yeah yeah it's like what it's too much like Well because they're just they're all games yeah just make it a fucking different game No bruv I don't think so I like to game I like to spend microcurrency's coins I like little transactions Small transactions times a billion you do the math Okay.

When I eat, I get stinky. Well, I sweat. I got them meat sweats. Yeah, I get the meat sweat sometimes. But it's more like faulty poopy. Oh shit. Yeah, you're a farty dude. No, we don't talk about that anymore.

Oh, yeah, that's banned. Oh, God. No more thwarts. No more poop. Only piss, urine, maybe a hint of sick. That's like a crazy, dude. Piss and urine. is the same thing.

How do you know? Because I did the... I ran the experiments, brother. What the... I piss into a test tube and I take a little dexter and I put it under the microscope and I go...

Hmm! Lots of worms! Why is my urine full of worms? So many worms. Silky worms. Have you heard... Doesn't that piss you off that silk is like, Yo, I'm a bug. I'm going to make you some silk. Huh?

Silk. Look at my silk shirt. It's made from a bug's ass. What the fuck are you talking about? I wish, uh, wouldn't, wouldn't that be the best Mizant Scene? Just like thousands of silkworms just making shirts for us in the background. Yeah. Faster worms.

Yeah. Come on, worms. We got silk shirts to sell worms. you make a new bed sheet for me because my other ones covered in poo yeah i mean wee i keep weeing bed bed do you know what's also crazy glowworms that they're real that's fucking fireflies we've we've seen the glowworms in new zealand really yeah you go on a boat into the caves and there's all these glow worms and they go hi hey there hi i'm glowing and I'm a worm

They do sound like that as well It's fucking lame They all have the voice of You know, in Labyrinth, that little... Yeah, I love that guy Little troll Oh, you could have just gone straight And then you would have been fine

Asshole Yeah, dick move, fucking worms Worms always do shit like that there Do you like worms or dislike worms? I love worms, I don't like worms I got worms in my compost worm um

you're like a worm Lattice Worm king Lapis lazar worm Worm is laser worm Worm is warmy worm Worm is wormy worm Worm

Sperm put it in the term Put it in the terms Spirms are kind of like little worms I suppose Ew One single sperm One sperm One sperm is a whole person

when you think about it it's weird isn't it we go from worm to monkey I guess that's just the history of life the worm berries in a monkey is born

why the fuck it's cringy yeah thinking about it we're monkeys we're monkeys and we whip our worm out plunge it in spray out loads of minuscule fucking worms which then

worm their way into micro worms into an egg right they race they pod race to the egg yeah ba so voodoo do so vuldo subal then goes into the egg Ben Quadreneros

into the egg what's the going like the round thing yeah yeah and then like monkey grows in side other monkey and then launches out. Yeah.

Why the fuck? Like, who the fuck? Would you refer it if humans like laid eggs? Yeah. That feels more right. Yeah. And then like frogs.

Like, you just walk over and knuck it. Like fish. Yeah, yeah. Just spray and prey. Yeah. These millions of my worms. And then they don't have to race either.

Yeah, that makes it quite, quite competitive. You know, we're more of a everyone gets a participation trophy. Every single worm should get a participation trophy. Yeah, every worm gets a chance. You raced your best, my little wormy friend. My wormy son. Well done my worms. That's so gross.

Biology is gross. Yeah, it is. There's something forbidden. foul about it. Forbidden and foul is the way to describe it. Forbidden foul. Yeah, like poo. Yeah.

I know we can't talk about poo in a funny sense, but in like a scientific, academic kind of sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, we eat harvest energy from living things. Exclusively, it has to be living. Yeah. And there's that really funny Simpsons joke, right? like it's a vegan joke where they're like I don't even eat anything that has a shadow

that is good that's a good one yeah and we turn it to pee it's the only thing that we can like create no what about like uh fortnight we didn't create that skins

humans create skins they in fact no no you just buy them from the store they're already in the store No, but who makes them? Fortnite. Worms. Grown up worms. Fortnite is run by humans, isn't it?

Or is it run by worms? Well, one could argue, being that once you were a worm, a worm you shall remain. Yeah. One could argue. Would you still love me if I was a worm? You already are a worm!

We're all worms. We all were worms. We're all worms! But it's cool, though, that everyone's one a race of sorts. I guess, yeah. Even... Even... Even...

I'm a marathon runner type worm. I'm a stockbroker kind of worm. I'm a politician sort of worm. I'm a teacher kind of worm. I'm a religious extremist type of worm. I'm a cultist. I'm radical worm I love worms

I don't know worms I don't know weird and cool just stomp on the ground in the rain and they're like hold up it's time go go go go emerge go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go do our thing go do our thing now they just eat the ground they swim through the fucking earth Just like

What's going on, bro? Got no eyes to see But I got dirt to eat They don't even have mouths Like what the fuck Cut me in half I'll just be reborn anew Got a new twin on the scene

Yeah, how does that work Like they can be cut in half And then there's just two worms That's what's fire about them But like are they different worms At that point? No, they're the same They're clones

And do they have the thing where like their whole, they don't have a brain. Like their whole body is the brain. I don't know do worms have brains? The bugs have brains. Kind of, I think. Like a like simplified

brain? Yeah, and it's more like spread out through their body. I'm gonna search that. Do worms have brains? Yes, worms have brains, though not like human brains. They possess a decentralized nervous system with a compact cluster of nerve cells in their head region called the cerebral ganglia or a nerve ring that functions as a control centre for sensing and decision making

the simple brain allows worms to perform complex behaviours and process information from their environment like playing tennis yeah even though their overall structure is significantly simpler than humans that's incredible what complex behaviours do they have they got a little mouth and they go they kiss Charlie Coggs

Yeah They hold the paper up and they're like Kiss me Charlie Kiss this worm of me I love worms But you know I love more than worms Rockets Now those spiders where their defence mechanism

It's just to like Yeah that's pretty funny Like Just go in a circle Yeah They seem quite excited Oh they're trying to kill us quick Fun time, fun time, fun time

I love jumping spiders They're cool They're so much fun And they're like the one spider that's cute There's a few cute ones But the way they just like pop They'll just like They'll be there and then they're just there

Bye bye They teleport Yeah They're like their frame rate's wrong Yeah They got bad frame rates Got fucked up on the coding Yeah

They got terrible frame rates. Yeah. They're laggy. Laggy spides. Yeah, they're hit scam fucking bullshit. Did you just hear that owl? Is that what that was? Yeah. I thought it was in the music.

We got an owl in the neighborhood. What would you do if the owl just flew in, landed here, and started beatboxing? It was like, give me the mic. Now. Yeah. We're not real. We're birds that aren't real. Twit to woo. Podcasting with you. what you gonna do when I twit to

I'm an owl that's cool I'm an owl let's rule owls are cool there owls are extremely cool I saw some owls recently yeah it was again I saw an owl not Batman in a cow I saw various owls recently

I went to one of them sorts of like animals What do you mean? Or like a bird sanctuary? Yeah. And I saw... Did you see a tiny one? Oh, you did see a... Barn owl?

That is a really loud owl. I really hope the mice's picking that up. It's screaming. Snow owl? Nice. Yeah. There's sort of various owls. There was a ridiculously cute one.

We got tube eyes. Two buys? Yeah. They're like two by chocolate. Do buy owl chocolates? Yeah. Yeah, they've got tube eyes, bro. They don't have eyeballs.

What don't? They've got tubes. Owls. Oh, tube eyes? Yeah. They're like the London Underground eyes. What do you mean? They've got tube eyes.

Does that help them see in the dark or something? Owls don't have eyeballs. The eyes are long and shape more like a tube. Owl's eyes can't turn in their sockets because of the shape. Oh, is that why they move their whole head the way they do? Yeah. That's funny. Tube eyes or cylinders.

Rod-shaped eyes. That's amazing. Yeah, because they have, like, magnified vision, and they can't see things close up. They have to be, like, far away. Not, like, far, far away, but, yeah, they're, like, they're all far-sighted. So, imagine not having eyeballs, like a worm. Yeah, worm's down of eyeballs, do you know? they got worm balls they got little mouths though

the thing is with with creatures like that they're pretty much to me just plants worms worms insects like insects are plants yeah to me yeah they're like part of the same thing but slugs aren't plants yeah they are no slugs are plants

they're not plants no but in my categorization why because they do the same thing They photosynthesize No They feed off They're so Uncomplexed in their being

Like their Their reaction to stimuli You know Hide during the day Gets moist at night Here I come Yeah I'm gonna be a minute

But I'll get there You got a nice plant growing That shit's mine Got some lettuce out there is it? Your freshly seeded growth, mine. Nice leaves, is it? Yeah, and snails plant.

Would be a shame if this freshly grown seed would be eaten in the night. You didn't leave any leaves out for me, did you? Yeah. Yeah, so what I mean is like, show a moth of light and it fly to it. Yeah. Right. But I do that.

Show a human a nice bowl of crack. Yeah. A bowl of crave. I'll be there. Yeah. A nice bowl of, um... That's what aliens do. You know, you're in, uh, you're in the desert and you're just like, you know,

it's like, the, the, the Reese's pieces. Right. Yeah. Oh, there's like a cereal on the floor and you're crawling on the floor eating the trail. And then the aliens like, time to test low cow test time to low cow test

yeah so what do you know about aliens now they're real okay moving on I was replaced by an alien long ago you always were an alien I got pit pop plunged by an alien

when I was like do you wish you were of course I do me and Pani exploring the galaxy Pornie, help. Yeah, there's a really cool scene where the door is slowly going down in the facility that me and Porni broke in. And it's like, Porni, get through now. You've only got 30 seconds before the door closes.

And he's fighting off the enemies. No, go. And I'm like, no, Pony! And he's like running, fighting what he can. I'm shooting. there's too many of them what type of villain are we talking about like a horde of something like

you know worms a horde of worms is just like it's too many though yeah and the door's going down you know right before like I think Pony's going to go through he like slams the close faster button no

I'm on my knees screaming crying God knows what's happening on the other side of the door put a pin in it It's that mystery box Boom mystery box Then I've got to go back to Pornie's home world

Talk to Pony's wife Deliver the news Twist, she's pregnant Oh shit New journey begins with Pornie's son Called Bishopie Tell me another story about Pawnee

Papa Pawnee I'm not right now Bishopie I need some time It's still too soon Don't you just want a moment to go To like fall to your knees and go No

Yeah Yeah yeah no you don't because it'll be too no I do I did it recently you did it recently yeah no because I've got like a secret

snack cupboard yeah and um you store your snacks I store all my snacks in there I'm sure I've talked about it before um but I had this

this pack of hot and spicy big watsets yeah I know the ones and uh I was informed that they'd been

stolen taken without question um wow and I dropped to my knees and went why why shrinkflation shrunk them

so now they're even smaller bags no it's just a normal bag of what's it what's it hello I like eating cilantro. Oh, I mean, uh, coriander.

What the fuck are you talking about? Erb garden. It's herb. That's like a weird Americanism, right? Erb. Ebb. It's herb. Ebb.

Erb. Erb. There's an H, you knob. You knob. You Charlie Cock. You silly Cuck. You silly Cuck. You Charlie's Cuc.

No, to say cock properly, you have to put a Y after the seat. Kyook. You Kiyok. Silly Kuk. You wanker Kyoak. Yeah, you Wianka Kiyak. You're a Wiankeppeluk cock. Peeluk Kiyak.

You dick. Bro. Yeah. The English versus the America. Should we do it? Why'd you say Jaguar? It's Jaguar. It's aluminum, idiot.

Why do you spell it, aluminum? It's aluminium. Oh, we were fighting for years in World War II before you ever thought to join in it. Lazy Americans, as always. What do you mean you don't have a biscuit with your fucking barbecue? you don't even know what the biscuit is you knob you don't even want a fucking jammy dodger or what yeah you don't want some hot beef up

real do you you don't want an eel pie more for me I love when the congealed gel like razors to the top more eel jelly for me that is it? Silly yank

silly yank silly yank having a wank listening out on the good bit are we get your Yankee hands off my eel

my eel my fucking eel we fish them out of fucking thames fresh yeah been feasting on shit for other months get them nice and ripe

congeal them brown eel breel real real it's crazy man bit of eel and chip you're telling me

you don't want a jaffa cake I bloody like a jaffa cake what are those biscuits It's nobly boblis. What the fuck are they called? Cock and bulls. Cock and bullsers. What the fuck they actually called?

They sound like a hobnob. Hobnob, yeah. Oh, cheeky hobnob is it? At 5 o'clock. The second it turns 5. Hobnob's whipping out. Got a secret storage of them. I've got an alarm set for 5, so I know when to have me hobnobnobnob.

bro don't even get me started on wagon wheels oh wagon wheels I love wagon wheels but I hate wagon wheels are they even British it's like quite an American thing A wagon wagon wheel

Wagon wheel Wagon wheels food Oh right no Sold in the United Kingdom as well as other commonwealth countries such as Australia, Canada, New Zealand and India. Interesting. Where was marshmallow invented? Who invented marshmallows?

That's a good question. I've never actually thought about that once in my life. Neither have I. Some things you just never consider like what actually is this? Like what the fuck is a marshmallow? It's just sugar, isn't it? I don't know. The treats origins are in ancient Egypt.

Really? Where sap from the mallow plant was mixed with honey and nuts to create a sweet confection reserved for royalty. The process was eventually refined by the French who turned the mallow-based treat into the candy we know today. Wow. While the modern airy marshmallow texture

was developed in the 1950s by Alex Dumac using an extrusion process. What the fuck? So they were like eating marshmallows in 2000 BC. This is what I'm saying. This is fucking what I'm saying. What are you saying? When, when, like, we've had the conversation before, but I think it's, it's drastically overestimated the, the suffering of, of, like, prehistoric humans.

No, but, like, it was only royalty who could have them. Yeah, but only, the people building the pyramids weren't fucking eating marshmallows. Yeah, but the people, like, it's, like, marshmallows then were what, like, Epstein's Island is now. They had to upgrade their treats. That's what they were doing over on the island They just have marshmallows They've watched movies Go on, far more marshmallows now

Yeah Build me my big marshmallow triangle I prefer it in a cube myself That's what the pyramids were for Just marshmallow storage You weren't on the island were you lad I can't, like, it's so absurd at a certain point, I just don't even, I don't even know what to do, you know?

Just being. Is it just that we know now? Like, that's the, like, we're in the information era. So, like, we know. We know where marshmallows came from. Yeah. Just, like, theorizing. Yeah, whereas, like,

50 years ago, that, that could have been the whole podcast. Just making up, like, arguing about it. Neither of us knowing. No, that was like every single, uh, that's what being in the pub was. Yeah, yeah. Now people just sit inside. Oh, who was that guy? You know, he was in that, you know, he was in that show and they go, oh, what was he called?

What was he called? Oh, mate. What was he? All this shit. Yeah, yeah. That was like the whole thing. It's like everything's so condensed now. So like, yeah, it's like.

Oh, it was Gary Glitter. Oh, it was Epstein Yeah It was Pony on his On his favourite marshmallow island Pornie was definitely on fucking Marshmallow Island That's the sequel

It's Pony and the Worms And then it's Pornie On Marshmallow Island I gave Kanye a massage It was Yeah The Diddy Parties were crazy Yeah

Diddy turned up and dropped like a whole new album Yeah and it's like a Ghostbusters crossover with the marshmallows Yeah It's the stave puff pony man dude It's the state puff porny man You can imagine the thumbnail right He's like soy facing at the state puff pony man Who is?

Pony Pony They puffed pony, man. Yeah. He made it in my form? Perfectly done? Yeah, yeah, he like, he takes his little finger and, like, gets a little bit in the marshmallow. It puts in his mouth.

Perfectly done. Perfectly done. Mm, like different cadence. Yeah, yeah. It's like a different, different emotion. Interesting. How do you direct Kamail in the booth? Just be a bit more porny.

A bit more lax. bit more late you just say that that's all you ever say could you do it again but um just a bit more porny okay perfectly done

just try a little bit more porny will you please thanks can you stick to the script please yeah the line is Kanye dropped a whole new album

Yeah Look, can we actually just talk about pornie for a second Yeah Finally Life of once can we actually break it down Yeah, yeah, yeah Let's fucking get serious Listen

I want a new Creature The new face of the men in black friends franchise. Yeah, for the new saga. We're starting a cinematic universe, so beginning with Men and Black International. We want to take porny where Thanos went. We're looking at Marvel. We want our own Marvel. Okay? We have Marvel. We got Chris Hemsworth. We got Tessa Thompson. We have Marvel on the plate. We got Kingo in the booth. Do you understand what Kingo is bringing to this? Do you understand the franchise potential of this? You realize how big Kingo is going to be in the next few years. We're getting ahead of the current.

Porni's our Iron Man. Put together a four-minute demo of how Pony was put together. But that's only four minutes? Yeah. We stretch that shit out to let's fucking 20 minutes. Booyah! Is that a Porni quote? that's this guy oh cyclops the cyborg you knob who's so oh that's fucking x-men god

yeah cyclops i see a pony he's too fast there's too many of him I want to see a porny like, porny gimmick episode Pony get super speed and they do like a If I had time And it's Pony running around like Yeah Doing some dastardly fucking shit

Pornie versus Magneto Who's gonna win? Pornie wins. Pony wins that Pony is there prep time? Porni versus Batman with or without prep time uh pornie gets prep time but batman doesn't yeah

he gets to uh kind of what's the term side swipe right like um ambush yeah ambush he ambushes batman oh batman's done then batman's busy fighting killer crock oh shit yeah no batman's done which killer croc the new one absolutely

Yeah Batman's down Then porn he like Steals his Cowl and takes up the mantle And kills Killer Croc He starts killing Yeah yeah yeah

He's like cooler than Snyder's Batman He just starts eviscerating And he eats the fuck out of Catwoman's purse Yeah he fucks This Batman fucks Yeah this porn he fucks Yeah that'll be sick A little dick

But he knows how he knows how to use it. Yeah, like no one even gives a fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's got abs. He's got abs. He's got abs. And ass. Yeah, and ass. Yeah, they like his stinky little ass.

They like eating his ass. Yeah, he's got a delicious little beady hole. Hmm, this ponny ass kind of yummy. Tite, tight, tight. Pony's a player at the end of the day. Yeah,

is. Pony loves Purs. Pony's like, he takes up the harem of like, you know, Superman's harem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What he should have heard. And Superman himself can't get enough. Yeah, he goes to Batman first, takes out the whole Rogue's gallery.

Huh, what's next? You guys are Metropolis. He's done with Gotham. He's fucking he's used it for all it's worth. Yeah. Moves on. Upgrades. You know? Uh-huh.

He's got Lobo to fucking deal with now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's got fucking Brainiac to fucking... Yeah, he pounds LeBonez to the ground. Yeah. Forces him to submit. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm coming for you, Brainiac. Eat my ass, Brainiac. He sends the video of him eviscerating Lobos. To Brainiac as a warning. Yeah. You're a never.

next i transmit this across the galaxy a warning you know yeah i'm a symbol of fuck he's no symbol of hope yeah he's he's a symbol of um hormones bro that's his next chance he's got the the rick and morty portal gun oh shit yeah He kills Rick. He goes, he kills Rick, takes the bottle gun, hops into, uh, where could he go that's even cooler? Even more awesome. You've got some more killing to do. Yeah.

Somewhere like innocent. Somewhere, um. You know, you said hormones. He hops into Bigmouth. Yeah. where's the hormone monster yeah he gets suched off by the hormone monster

suched off yeah such it hormone monster yeah ponies in the bubble by us I like the way you such it hormone monster

do you're supposed to be what are their biz Cheers, friend. Yeah. He says Nick Crowe, what's up? Yeah. Come here, Nick. You're next, Nick.

Cuts his head off. This shit getting violent. What universe is necked? He goes through every universe systematically. Killing. Slaughtering. and having romantics with beautiful pornies women he goes to every universe and kidnaps ice spice from every single timeline yeah yeah yeah and she loves him obsessed with him

yeah yeah yeah want to see my ice spice planet can you i've been saving them i'll cuck you canne yeah please Barney, cuck me Everyone's begging to get cucked by Pony Yeah, and that's like The great, like, reveal is Kanye going perfectly

done. Yeah. While he's being cucked by by Pony. Yeah. Yeah. He's banging Sneako. Porni. Yeah, he goes through the, like, what's that fucking website they're all on?

Because they're not allowed on Twitch anymore or YouTube or any of it it's like the scary streaming site Rumble

Rumble Parnie's coming to Rumble Yeah Pony on Rumble One by one Isis execution video style of content Hey guys

It's Pony on Rumble time Yeah I think we developed that nicely yeah there's like maybe there's some room for improvement but there's like an outline at least yeah yeah yeah we can um you know trim the fat yeah like just clean it up around the edges clean up the edges you know trim trim what needs to be trimmed you know yeah porny loves adjing that's that's the end of the trilogy you know it's pony and the worms he finishes yeah

porny finishes destroys the universe with his fucking nut yeah but that's like actually turns out to be a reveal that the the porny species

are a that's how they reproduce you know like a um they like build up ice spices and like use that energy

right right right right right yeah just erupt across the galaxy uh huh they harvest ice spices yeah I'm finna gonna

I'm thinking like they should have for every new do you remember the very ending of Men in Black 1 where he goes then then then then and it like zooms out of the galaxies and there's like an alien

like playing like dice that's fucking right yeah no they they should go back George Lucas style change it So instead of him playing dice, he's moving a chess piece on a chessboard. The camera fucking dolly zooms in. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Perfectly done.

Fuck. Build up the universe for once. Yeah. You know? Yeah, start the cinematic fucking universe. Who owns some men and bloke? Sony. Spider-Man.

Yeah. Get him in your fucking M-CU. Will Smith from Men in Black Porny In the MCU Yeah Well you know like Spider-Man 2 There's that set piece

Where they're like going through portals I like BBR Like A portal opens Yeah yeah They hop through just for like It doesn't have to be long Like a minute or two

You know Uh huh Where are we for a minute Is this what are we on Chestport or something black cat yeah this seems crazy man hey guys

what's up it's me crowd goes fucking crazy black cat's like you're gonna eat my pussy yeah yeah yeah

spider man's like what yeah cuck me cuck me please okay Bonnie You're coming with me. You're pocket-sized. He's pocket-porny.

He's like a little tanga egg. He is a bit tanga egg. What is the egg? It's a Japanese sex toy. Does he go in the ass? No. Yeah, that would be dangerous because he might have come back out. Mm.

What, you fucking egg? Yeah. Do you mean show you a picture of one? I don't know. Tenga egg. Tenga egg. Yeah, look. Where does the penis go?

There. Like, it looks like an egg and it goes... Oh, it like grows? Yeah. Okay. You got all kind of... You got shiny, you got spiral, you got cone, you got misty, you got combo, you got gear, you got Pawnee. Gear.

Gear. I'm sharpening. It's like a fucking... I still think sex toys for dudes is kind of cringe. Why, that's supercritical? No, if it's a butt plug, funny. Not, I mean... Or some base, do you mean?

Yeah, go for it, go for it. But, like, because that's something, you know. But, like, flashlight, come on. Are you really saying that on this cast? Yeah, because they fucked us. Pun intended. Flashlight fucked us. It's all about tanga now.

Tango? Yeah. Tango? Tanga, tango, if you want to hear us up Yeah, hit it up, we'll do a fucking Tangar episode Yeah Egg it up

Eggs and baking Yeah, they got like all these different variants They got standard, they got Wanda, they got hard-boiled Faberrege You can get wind, you can get stud, you can get mesh, you can get tube, you can get curled, you can get ring Tornado Tornado Yeah, man

When you make a deal with the devil, you might find Pony on your doorstep. When you make a deal with tanga. You might find Pony up your asshole. Yeah, you might find Pony in your bedroom. When you make a deal with Porni. You might find a Tanger Rack on your car. This is fucking incoherent This is the great payoff

It's all been building to this Yeah, yeah, yeah The thing is as well Because we're doing a later one early We can now, with intentionality, build to this Oh shit, yeah, yeah Is this how Kevin Feiggy thinks? Yeah, yeah

yeah he's like closing his eyes and imagining like the Avengers during he's imagining his favorite tanga egg it's all gonna build to this big sort of egg iron man likes the tornado variant but the Hulk's more about like the wind variant Thor likes the lightning variant Pawnee likes the gear he's always like that gear No, porn is a naturalist He's only into the fresh purse

Right, yeah Real fresh vegan Puss Vegan shadow Puss Yeah That's shadow Purst

Is that like What, like Catwoman? Catwoman Shadow Puss I saw an awesome mod of Arkham City

where someone had modded catwoman to be Batman so he's walking like the way it's fucking weird it's really weird

yeah yeah bro we just can't let we can't let it go what goodness No, no, the M-I-B-I.

I can't, I can't. Like, it can't, it can't stop. In all realness, we can't let them forget what they've done. Like, you know what I mean? Like the worst idea ever. Yeah, yeah, we need to hold that against. What if we do like men in black, but without Will Smith? Oh, Tommy Lee Jones.

Or the worms, bro. Yeah. No, that's what it is, isn't it? Where the worms, man. It's not even a pug. Yeah, wow. I guess Pawnee was meant to be kind of the pug and the worms combined. When you think about it, like.

We thought it's kind of the pugs and the worms combined for a new generation. The funny thing is, I always thought Tessa Thompson was, like, just bad at doing an American accent. She is American. really i always thought she was british for some reason i thought she was from new zealand oh really yeah yeah tessa thompson pony's favorite queen i'm not gonna lose another queen i'm not gonna lose another queen

just keep going you're the best of us he's a royalist he is yeah I believe I can flare no

no what just because it's Arkellie what do you mean just because you're going to deny Space Jam I believe I can play I'm gonna deny fucking O' Kelly Jesus

I believe I can touch pony sky I think about pony every night a day I pony dream them fly away What a wild song I believe pony can so Hey I'm gonna let pony through

that opened out our out Pony in the closet Pony's trapped in the closet Pony's trapped in the closet It's 7 o'clock in the morning

Ponies That I'm crazy man Dude Pony's watching something on TV Crazy work, man It's just not okay It's just not all right

It's not okay Nothing's all right Has anything ever been okay? No Well, there was one moment You know what I'm gonna say The moment Sony dropped M-I-B-I

Maybe Maybe The moment Mibby hit my Blu-ray shelf 4K I was there When my little booty was pressed into that cinema seat Ready to watch Miby When I got my special edition Mibby

Pop vinyl Put it up my butt, went to the cinema Got my Tanga Egg Took it to the cinema we all timed it for the moment when Liam Neeson was on screen and maybe Does Liam Neeson ever interact with pornie?

I don't think so He turns out to be the villain, doesn't he? Yeah, that's the twist Do you remember like When we were watching it, I was like Do you think this is going to be the story? Yeah It was like, yeah

Yeah, it probably is And then we've watched it and it was Yeah, the exact Yeah, like From the fucking like first three minutes Yeah You're like, oh it's This is what they're doing

Do you want to hear some trivia? Some some fucking Maybe trivia Mivia Maybe trivia, yeah 30A Metascore

Yeah, there must be trivia. There is. Did you know? Tesla Thompson loves the character of Porni and knew that Kameo Niziani would be perfect for the role. Although his character is all CGI, Nungiiani flew out to London so he could read with Thompson and Chris Hemsworth in person, making the character interactions feel more dynamic. Let's go! That's why it feels the way it does. This movie was originally going to be a jump street men-and-black crossover with Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill reprising their roles. However, plans fell apart, so it became a spin-off. What?

That's fucking weird. That's just bizarre. Yeah, how the fuck... So it was going to be a cinematic universe. Why the fuck would it be in a cinematic universe? Jump Street. Was that like a... It must have been like a joke in 21 Jump Street or something.

That's fucking weird. That is weird. More trivia. Being a fan of the other men in black movies, Camille and Gianni was excited to join the cast. He described his character of Porni as snarky and innocent, cynical and enthusiastic, and intellectually mature and emotionally childlike. I'd yeah I'd agree with that that comes across yeah

there's some good shit in here man there's some excellent shit in here are you learning there's some incredible shit in here the lowest grossing men in black film and the only one to gross under a hundred million domestically. That's embarrassing.

Nice one, Pawnee. You've only made a hundred million fucking dollars. Are you fucking worthless, shite? Yeah, what a fucking piece of shit. Wait, hold on. Frank the Pug and the Worm guys are the only characters from Men in Black

and Men in Black 2 to also physically appear in this one. What? Although they have a prominent place on the movie's poster, these characters have less than a minute of screen time. I have no memory of that. It's cameo. Yeah.

Avengers shit, saving them for later. Yeah. We'll do the team up later with Pony. Don't you worry about that? Worms. Yeah, I think that's all the Pony law. I think we might have actually, like... I think we might have officially done it.

Like, all of the Pony content is, like, spent. Like, there's nothing else. There's nothing. There's nothing else on Pornie. Yeah. Unless like we're going to have to make our own. Make our own. Our own fan fictions, that's always an option.

That's a good option. As well, though. Well, I think we just buy the rice. We don't need to do that. Buy the rights. They're going to be on the cheap. We got to survive long enough for Pornie to go into the public domain. So we can own him.

Yeah, everyone can own him. If we survive just a little bit longer, we're going to make it. where we have infinite life where we all live forever yeah yeah it's not that long till Batman and Superman go public domain and then this is going to be a Batman Superman

podcast you know yeah yeah yeah it already is yeah we're gonna make BVS wait hold up there's one porny fact I missed uh oh porny references the notebook which is a romantic movie starring Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams

you're kidding just never ending with him with Ryan Gosling no no with uh you know he's he's a reference machine he's the he's the porny that keeps on giving he's I think kumel should be depot

yeah and he should look like porny and be porny and he should be called porny yeah and he should be a man in black international deadpool and porny that's the next one

I don't like that pool bigger than um Deadpool Wolverine, that's for sure. Have you watched Deadpool Wolverine? Yeah. Did you like it? No.

Why not? Cringy. It's got Chris Evans in it. Well, I like that, obviously. I liked all the references and the references and the, uh... Did I mention the references? Do you like the bit when, um, Iron Man goes... I'm going on in.

I don't know.