JAR Media Posdact - ft. The Joker

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 12:27 The Joker went to a Smiths Tribute Band 27:54 Black Ops 6 is how much?? 36:28 Billy Strikes (Big Billy Too) 38:26 Mid Break 43:05 Is the Joker a Nerd, Jock, Goth or Poindexter? 52:40 I don't even know how to describe this section #BroCast32

Oh, good, that was good. Oh, here you go. I appreciate it. Oh. Usiae come out Can you call me Ouseyeye Joker

Oh Aha And what villain are you, my dear friend YouTube shorts man The new one I'm a bit of an O.C. What's, uh, what's your laugh? What's your O.C. laugh? Ha ha ha ha.

No, I'm getting scared because my real laugh is turning into it. Always has been. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Tee-he-he. Ha ha. What's cool, joker laugh?

Huh. P. Ha ha. Br-la-bl-bl-bl-bl-ha. Ha! What is the Joker doing? I'm pretty sure he does that, right? Oh.

And some say there's a little bit of Joker in all of us. What's that song? What's that song? There's a Joker it be. The song, the um, rum-pump-pump-pum. That's a Joker song. Yeah. Oh, Billy like that.

Ice-de-do-patter-pat-pat-man. Pango win-win. Killer crock, crock. No, I was thinking of... Clay, facie, face, face. Oh, there's got to be a more jokery song. The Joker's last laugh's gonna be mine. Oh, it's crazy what just a little bit of makeup can do, my friend.

Do you feel like you're wearing a mask? I feel like I'm torn between, let's just say, the shadow in me, and it brings out the shadow self. That's how easy it is, bro. A little bit of makeup brings out all the freedom inside. Which out why I'm women's den be bad way. All women are the Joker. That's misogynistic. I guess one could say.

Are you the one? I suppose you are a Batman villain as well. The gooner. No, that's all the North Koreans right now. Hmm. Do you think Kim Jong-un could be a Batman villain? Kind of is, in a way. It's Party City up there.

I'm putting you away for a long time, poop. You're going away for a long time, Kim Jong. Is it, Un? Ill died. Ill was the one from Team America. Yes. A very jokerish sort of film. I think the Kim Jongs are kind of jokerish people.

More like, um... Well, more penguin-y. More mob bossy. Yeah. Who's the killer croc world leader? God, that's really stunted me. That's really stumped me, sorry. I'm already stunted.

Ha ha ha ha. What do you think of my joker smile? He? You look like you're at the dentist. Move your head slightly to the left joker. Yeah, my toothy, really hurty. I refuse to enjoy it. Has there been a clap?

Oh no. Did you clap? No, the Joker laugh was the clap. Clap? Clap. There's something awesome about, like, kind of sensitive Joker. But as I say, there's a little bit of Joker in all of us. I suppose that's why he rings so true in all of our souls.

Anyway, welcome to Joker Media. Ooh. Yes. I don't like what's happened to your voice. What do you mean? This is episode one of Joker Media. Joker Media coming on and fly. Since last episode, there's been a few various things happening through the world.

And it's kind of pushed us down to the limit. Yeah. To the edge. The knife's edge. It's pushed us to the edge. And we're teetering. And one half of us has fallen straight off. I'm just you in the...

mirror of the future you're the mirror of everyone's future well at least I can laugh or lull as the what anyway before we get too deep into um whatever the fuck this is about to be I just like to thank the lovely the the lovely patrons over at patrion.com.com who knows you support the show keep us going make the audio versions of the show possible get your names read out of the first or second week of every month and early access to it is jafter hours now isn't it mm hmm which um i've got a funny feeling the joker might be a appearing on the next one with any luck we'll find out no that's two faces thing what's two faces thing luck oh yeah so sorry for

interrupting Harvey why am I Harvey okay Guna I'll take Guna well this is like the very end of my favorite movie being well let's just say it came out in 2019 oh I guess yeah I'll be that guy you know what you did to those kids on the subway oh see I don't know no no you gotta break out into a musical number none of its And this right here is Lady Gaga, I mean Lady Bealbeel. We've got Lady Bill Bill, we got Joker. She doesn't seem to mind my maniacal cackling.

I feel like she's used to it. Probably, yeah. But she even didn't mind the Rla-L-L-L-L-L-D-L-A. She paid attention to the R-L-L-L-L-A. That's what I'd do to stop her doing annoying things. Mm-hmm. It's her discipline. I've got a little bit of a cold, so I might sound a bit like nasally chesty.

Mm. The perfect sort of yin to yang with my... New voice of sorts. Yes. Rather. You know, I'm getting scared about my laugh. This is becoming. yeah I mean becoming the shadow so what what what led you down this dark path

I stub my toes so hard and you I was reading about that you actually break your toe when you stub it normally I was like yeah quite often I think that was your one bad day joker moment the tide turned all it takes is one bad toe stub and you'd all be like me that's only your little toe right like you don't break your big toe every time oh I do because I invested in x-ray machine

so whenever I injure myself I've got a quick access to the injury you know quick diagnosis yeah diagnosis is the word I'm looking for but joces you know what joker's like especially he's not a doctor he's not the doctor that's a whole other guy

Unless he's dressed up as a doctor and I don't have that at hand right now. He dresses up as a nurse in the dark night. We don't talk about the dark night. It's got nothing on the 2019 movie. Anyway, where's my gun? It's time to kill Robert De Niro. Oh, spoilers. That's a very jokery thing to do. Ha ha ha ha! Did it come out in 2019?

Mm-hmm. Pre-COVID. Mm-hmm. That movie kind of felt like it was predicting things to come. Like what? Like this? Yeah. Fair play.

How many of these do you think they were on Halloween? Oh my God. I mean, that needs to stop. Do you think this just needs to stop, full stop? We need to... Uh, yeah. I'm serious. We need to...

bring back funny Joker I'm gonna kill you Joker yeah I'm actually like I'm no fun Joe's so I'm so miserable that it ruins your day Joker yeah I'm severely depressed and need medication Joker he needs to go we need to bring back like good times Joker yeah like makes you laugh to death Joker you know at least you laugh the death Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Or like the episode where he steals a garbage barge and then like his plan is to just make everyone in the city laugh.

See, I like that. Right? Like all he's doing is just fucking people about, you know? Being a... He's being cheeky. Being cheeky being a troll. You know, top level troll. Yeah.

Troll lo, lo, lo, lo, lo. Oh. Have they done that yet? The movies? Oh shit. Oh, that was, yeah, the midpoint of a fully adieu. There's a musical number. Troll-la-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l.

Wait, they actually do that? Yeah. Really? Yeah, they're like looking straight into the camera and Lady Gaga comes out and doing a little jazzy piano. Troll-la-la-la-la. No, you're fucking with me. No. With the Joker F with anybody?

Yes. um so i went to a smith's tribute man that's a very jokerish thing to do yeah it is actually that's the first true jackerish thing you've talked about the o two in bristol there was a jarling there philip he said why are you wearing joker makeup

and i said aren't you a smith's fan too he went all right did you tell him you joined the posse. Insane clown posse. That's for next year. Okay.

Did you have a good time at this, this, uh, Smith's tribute band? I only know like two of their songs. I've never seen a, uh, tribute band before, if I'm being honest. So I wasn't sure what to expect, but the fact it was at the O2 in Bristol, which we've been to before.

Yes, cool. Um, I was like, Let me re- Let me correct the record Wait, can you just redo that bit? I was like Maybe this will be better

than expected. The Joker does all sorts of voices, am I wrong? Harvey? Your lawyer skills should be able to inform me on everything I need to know as far as the realm of the real and the tangible mine is the world of the crazy

and the g-g-g-g-c-c- um what was the question you were asking me a question I said how was it and you said um you thought t-he that this might be better than expected

and then you asked me a question and I didn't quite understand what it was maybe I'm a little bit too good at being the joker yeah it was cool yeah yeah it was cool because I got to watch the Smiths without having to look at Morrissey mm he's he he doesn't even need the Joker makeup he just is you know yeah I mean kind of yeah um the band was really good the elite single was really good and the guitarist stood out in particular but I've got to say the crowd well let's just say they

help me snap into my form of tonight was it philip's fault no he was the one thing that brought me back from the brink that stopped me from going 2019 Jesus is that a threat for inciting a riot this is this is not joker talking right now

I was feeling aggressive which is weird for me I was feeling aggressive because the crowd they were angry in me they were really it was Keep you off the IPAs, Christ. I've seen a fair few bands live now. And there's never been a crowd moment so distracting, so like, really, dude?

Hmm. A whole handful of things, a whole list of things from myriad ages, too. I don't know what it is about Smith's tribute bands that draws in this kind of crowd. But by criky... You say that as if you've been to, like, multiple Smith's tribute bands. You're like, every time I go to one of the... Well, it's the only thing that... Because I've been to that venue before, it's been fine.

Nice. Lovely, in fact. But, um... Yeah. And yes, you're right to call me out on that. I put my joker hands up. Um... What was wrong with the crowd?

There's a Smith song where they go... The Morrissey goes, ask me, ask me, ask me. And as they were doing that, there's this group of lads behind me were going, shag me, shog me, shog me, shog me. Nice. Clearly pissed and like, I'm glad you're having fun. My ringing ears aren't having fun. That sounds like a couple of lads just having a funny time.

No. No, go to Drake and do that. Seriously. They should be taking it seriously. You're not allowed to have fun at Smith's shows. Yeah, this is my story. You're barely allowed to dance, okay? It was a building thing, okay?

There was them. That was doing that. Then other jokes from this group that I can't actually repeat. Oh. Started happening. Okay. Of the transphobic sort. Right.

Which was like, what? Why are you doing this here? Yeah. Very weird and disrespectful. And just a crowd to my left, middle-aged men who like didn't even seem interested. And it was a thousand people who like crammed in. So it's like, why? I don't understand when people go to the cinema, go to events that they're paying money tickets for, to buy tickets.

I can't even talk anymore. And they're like, oh. I'm just not going to pay attention to the entertainment that we've paid money to see. We're just going to stand in a group and just drink and holler at each other and not even pay attention to it. They were like lading it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think that... Middle-aged men.

Go, oh, yeah, who way, whey, oh, hey, oh, hey, just sitting their own little thing, like, nothing to do with the fucking stage. Like, what are you doing? Do you think it's a problem with society? Don't get me started on society. to listen do you think there should be do you think there should be etiquette laws well i was listening to a podcast and they were talking about they visited japan right and they went to see live music in japan and no one took their phones out to film anything they were in complete silence which i don't really that's kind of weird it depends on what they're saying complete silence

because they've got that extreme etiquette thing it's like the complete opposite end of the spectrum So I should, like, I don't know, it's just like a bombardment of things. You go to the bathroom to do a little tinkle, you need to tinkle out that IPA you had, and, uh, yeah, of course, the toilet bowl is covered in blood and sick and we and poo. Um, so that's like how you're introduced to the night. Um, I can't even, I have evidence of it, but I'm not, obviously not going to put it in a YouTube video, am I? Who would want to see that outside of Joker fans, you know? The blood we and poo and shit. Yes. I showed you, so is it real?

It's real, yeah. Although it could have been pepper. What? Chundered pepper. Pepper pig. Pepper pig sausage, sicked up with blood extras. Sorry, the Joker flair just sometimes takes hold. Don't listen, Bill.

No, but okay, if I reel it back ever so slightly, before the cover band even came on, there was this opening act, right? didn't know I was going to be there. Maybe the worst opening act I've ever seen. It was not the vibe. It was a dude with a guitar sort of doing activism, which I'm fine with, I guess, but I was there to see the Smith cover band. I'm like, I'll deal with this at another time, yeah?

maybe at WOMAD or something if you stumble past the performer doing something like this I'd be into it but it was the wrong vibe for that night and you can imagine with the crowd that I've been describing

how that kind of thing went down he was talking about I don't know whatever's going on in America no one cares about that but that was coming up and obviously because I've been drinking my ipas

I went to the bathroom again and what do I hear but there was this dude he was he was shaking with rage and this this isn't joker embellishment this is real there was a guy he came to the hollering into the bathroom that woke that fucking woke cunt you and he was like he kept walking around the bathroom doing that and he was like I'm sorry everybody but that fucking woke cunt and it was like oh my god like you're coming to see the smiths first of all yeah like what are you doing here um

And it was just that level of rage and anger. It was like, man, I wish you could get angry about something that important, maybe. Like, Joker. Joker fully ado on DVD now. Yeah. Why was it a musical? Hi. Yeah, so that was weird.

Just really aggressive. But when you say this guy was, was he singing songs? He was, was he like talking over? It was kind of, he wasn't like a good song. singer and there was there was no it was just a dude playing a guitar by himself so you can't it was impossible to like move or dance to people were

trying they were trying their damnedest like getting a little sway or whatever but it was like impossible um and people were just getting frustrated I was getting frustrated honestly I feel like um if you were to do something like that

a gig isn't the place to do it I mean not a gig like a stage you know it if you went to a pub right and they had a guy like in a part of the pub playing it you know you've gone there for the pub yeah not necessarily the music so that was my issue was like yeah maybe if i'd signed up for this one of this was part of it then i'd be into it but it just kept going on and on and on was crowd was not enjoying it people getting mad in the

toilets shouting screaming crying sound almost on the verge of tears he was that level of angry and upset about it and it was like it was boring but like my issue was that i couldn't dance to her and it wasn't the smiths like it wasn't what he was saying necessarily yeah yeah but like you could use the same words and write a song that's that sounds good you know yeah i didn't recognize that i think they were pre-existing songs or something oh okay it was like it was sort of like a cockney geeseer doing it when it Like, he was singing with the voice. It's like, it got great in quick for me.

I don't know. Wasn't what I was after. But these, these dudes to my left, they were like really handsy with everyone around them, including me. They kept on touching me. And I was like, why? Do they put their fingers in your nose? They're stealing my boogers. They're mine.

That's mine It's not worth it Give them back No, it was weird Like why are you touching me? I don't want to be touched by you weird freaks You know, like touching my shoulders and things Give me a little massage

Did you get a massage? Well, yeah, but And it was quite good But you didn't want one I didn't want one, you know That's the point, yeah Like flex your massaging skills in the booth Or whatever you do

I don't know The booth. What booth? You know, the massage booths. I thought maybe it was a masseuse. Okay. I don't, do they use booths? And by the way, for you Joker fans out there, some of this is embellished.

Ha ha. I don't think I ever want to get a massage in my life. Um, what if it's from a hot babe dressed like Harley Quinn? Dressed up like Harley Quinn. Um, no, I just... Lady Gaga came out and started playing the piano of one hand. Sajing you with the other and singing with her mouth. Um, no, I would refuse.

No, you wouldn't. Yes, I would. Why do you say no, I wouldn't? Because, because she's famous. No? Oh yeah. No, because she's Harley Queen in Joker Follyadu. Joker 2 rhymes of Foliadu.

Do is too in Frenu. I hate the Frenu. That was Joker. That wasn't me. that was joke that was joke I don't think I've ever seen a life performance

quite like that which part Smith's cover band Terrible audience Terrible music And Yeah Especially in the O2 Because again

If it were in a pub Then I'd expect to see some fucking twats. Yeah. You know? But you're having to go out of your way to access that. Uh-huh. You know? Yeah. I was thinking what? Bristol's quite a student city.

Is it like a start of a new year and all the freak fresh students were like just like, oh, there's things going on. I like Big Mal Strikes again, let's go see that thing. It's November. I don't know. When does the uni year start? well like school always starts in september right september november joker folia do comes out

is there it came out on dvd oh on dvd on dvd yeah on video on vhs video electronic system yeah so it was an interesting Folly adieu Or something So you had a nice time Yeah Freaks aside Jokers aside

Bad times aside Taken out of it Yeah Society removed Yada your time Society removed Great time Society included

Mediocre time let's just say 2019 time in Minecraft oh that's the strap right yeah you can say anything if you just say

in Minecraft or in game or whatever you know what I was speaking of games the new black ops came out right oh wait wait that's perfect

hold on The Joker needs to look at the dock Hmm Make sure we haven't missed anything But the jar media Patreon group chat, of course Of course Is one of the ways you can

Give us little ideas Of things we might forget Like Mr Blue Pumpkin hates Noah's RDR2 take did Who said Did Jim play Black Op 6 No It's been out like a week, right?

Yeah. I'm hearing the campaign is actually good. I'm hearing lots of various different things. And I remembered about it yesterday. And I was like, I'm going to just look at it on Steam and I might click purchase. Right. Really? Yeah. Don't you want to try it on GamePass for like half the prize?

I'm not paying for GamePass to try Black Ops to then buy it on Steam. You know? Why? Because what if it was like a, it's got me there, I'm not going to use GamePass, I'm sorry. GamePass fucking sucks. My friend Bill Gates is going to have a word with you. Joker and Bill Gates are definitely fucking best buds. So I was going to purchase, right?

It would have been easy. It would have been easy to get me in there. And I'm looking at the store page. I see Blackop Six there. and it says 70 pounds So I'm like Oh okay

So that must be like the special edition So I click on it to find The normal edition No that is the normal edition For 70 pounds Like scrolled out I can't see Like a cheaper version of it

They're just charging 70 pounds for it Out the blue And I'm like Well no I'm not paying that much money for it that's insane and there's no free way to play it i don't understand the model i think i could i can play war zone for free i guess war zone's still a thing but there's also black ops multiplayer yes but like they update war zone when a new code comes out yes right um but i'm not entirely sure how

that all works i mean i could be wrong or war zone might not be out black ops sixth war zone might not be out yet. Okay. I'm not sure. A little bit confusing. Is the Joker in Black Ops? Um, no, I think he's in Fortnite. Ah, yeah. Yeah, more for the children. Yeah, for the childs. Yes, just like the 2019 movie, just for the babies. Yes. Hmm. But I'm not buying it. You refuse? Not for that price. That's why I was 70. Because like, Well, the Americans were like, oh, the video game's getting so expensive. What about us in our tidy little island? Yeah.

What about us? We can barely afford to buy a fucking lemon anymore. Yeah. A lemon is nearly, if you convert it, is nearly $30. For one lemon. That's one. $30. You're like, oh, my gas is too, it's so high.

My gas is so high for my truck. I can't get. 60 burgers for $5 anymore. It's now $6. What do I do? Dude, try buying a fucking pack of two sausages in the UK.

A, you probably won't be able to find them. B, you need a fucking mortgage to get them back home. Yes. I think we're convincing them not to move here. Stay over your side of the Pond.

Black Ops is really bringing the Joker out of you. No, it's bringing out the woods. I'm guessing that's a call of duty reference. You know fucking woods. He's in Black Ops One. I was just pretending for humor. Do you know what kills it for me, dear? The price?

The fact it costs more than a bloody roast dinner for five. it genuinely does you could nip down the local carvery and get fucking nine roast dinners for less than Black Ops what it should actually cost is what like 40 quid

I mean it's it to be fair to this one to be fair to Blackop six it seems like a full package you know it's got like a good campaign by the sounds of it it's at least 80% good from what I've heard

And it's like the longest campaign they've ever made. Is that you're really good though? Huh? Huh? Longest. Equal goodest? No, but 80% of it is good. So it's longer than usual and 80% of it's good.

Which means there's at least a full good code campaign. Did Trent Resner do the music? Um, no, he hasn't done the music since Black Ops 2, bro. Well, I'm not playing it then. It's got zombies. Huh? It's got Black Op zombies. back proper classic black op zombies from what i hear so that's a whole no it's not aliens it's zombies

but like proper zombies like round base not big open world bullshit like proper zombies right that's a good sign that's a good thing that's like a bunch more content the multiplayer apparently all the multiplayer maps are dog shit and the omni movement kind of fucks with everything but it's probably quite fun and easy to, like, jump into and waste your time. That's three things off the jump that the game has going for it, right? Three separate modes of play, if you will. Modes? Yes.

Which you can each probably more so the multiplayer and the zombies dump a lot of time into. That doesn't make it worth £70, I'm sorry. I got Black Ops 1 back in the day. Two cracking Cod Zombies maps. our fucking legendary campaign that fills you with right wing bullshit and the multiplayer which in my opinion was kind of donkey dick you tell them harvey warfare too was so much better but i got that shit for like 40 quid back in the day right and that was like a month after release maybe and i missed when you could look at people's profiles and the custom you know what are they

called thing oh you'd get like all the swastikas and stuff like 9-11 and Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There were some jokers. Back when things weren't quite as woke. Lots of Heath Ledger jokers. Heath Ledgers, yeah. Can you still do that, or have they taken that system out?

Um... Because, frankly, it's completely fucking insane that they even allowed that as a feat. What did they think? It was just dicks and... Yeah, some of them were decent, though. Yeah, like really detailed pussies. Yeah. Yeah, like...

Yeah, there was some gross shit. Um What's that black Ops 1 Yeah I'm not sure If I never play 2's multiplayer

Which is blasphemy To some Cod fans But I'm not about That future bullshit I hate I hate Cod's take On Future stuff

It's like the most generic There's a drone Or something And robot legs Oh look It's a tank But it just walks How's

How's that Future Man. Mek suits. I'm Joker mech! Yeah, that's more like it. I could see Joker mech being ridden. What's the Joker mecca?

Evangelion Neon Genesis Ivan Joker Leon. Neon Joker Evan Joker. Folly Evangelion. I'm never going to watch anime again. you never did yeah it is huh I watched death note oh I watched guts oh I watched death note what about Pokemon once upon a time and so you watched Avatar last everyone people hate when you call that anime I did watch Avatar though so it's your

favorite anime it probably is it's the best anime I've seen Why do you- The Joker wins again Um Um Nice one Harley That's two billies You've been bitten by today

She didn't get me there Big Billy got me worse Big Billy Yeah There's Big Billy and normal Billy We've got normal Billy The big Billy This is where like

The world is badly written yeah on the lane where billy lives also lives big billy another black cat called billy called billy but it's just slightly bigger than billy and uglier yeah it is uglier as well it's less glossy and soft and nice but it it walked up to us while we were on the way here because i was like is that billy and i was like no no way that's billy i can tell because i know billy and then it walked up and it wasn't Billy. It's still responded to the classic. Maybe just black cats like when you go,

who say a meal, what's a meal, Billy? Oh, yeah. I think all cats. They don't have to be. Right. No, it's just black cats. Like profiling.

Yeah, and it was being all cute and stuff and meowing like a little baby cat does. And then it comes and says hi and give a little pat and then it just goes for me. Nasty Billy. And nice Billy. This is a nice billy, but she went for me.

That's why I don't understand about cats. They're totally relaxed and chill, and then you scratch their little boosy eye. Suddenly, suddenly, they're launching towards your... So, boozy eye fingers. Some might say they're unpredictable. They're comedic. They like to entertain, but also they snap when the moment's right. Jesus!

We'll see after these! Yee! Yeah. Hey, it's me, Zeus, the god. My fully endorse the jarmedia merchandise available in the description below. Yeah. The slight wearer of the gyro in the background making the party start. You're the least joking.

The gyroscope spinning. Did you know that, um... Did you know that um joker's called Jack White? Huh? Yeah. Uh huh? In comics. No, that's Jack Black. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean

That's the worst four I've ever seen It's 70% head No that's not that's 40 That is a joker beer How did your beer outjoker me Riggle me this. Oh man! How did that happen?

That's your joker moment. Yeah, my one bad day. Playing with fire. Playing with beer. Like an ice cream. Ew. Come on, beer. Simmed off, will you?

Shall I burn it? What does that mean? With your lights? What happens? Oh. What happens to it? Burn beer. Really?

Did it burn the bubble? No, it just moistens it. What? God, it really is your joke a moment. Come on, burn, beery. Ask the Joker who his favorite musician is. Who's your favorite Joker musician? Chaparone.

Why did you say that, like, the kid from The Shining, when he says red rum? Cabalone. Saperone. Um, I don't know, I'm just sort of living in a red wine supernova. Oh, is that a cringy reference? Is that a thing? Huh? What is that? Party.

Harvey, keep that in the law room. Hello, everybody. I'm Harvey. Harvey didn't. I'm Harvey fucking... I'm Harvey Joker, combination venomized. Half Joker, half venom. I don't know which is cooler. Venomized venom.

No. Venomized Joker or Venomized Harvey Dent. That's how he becomes Two-Face. He's half. He's half. Venom I think we're on Does that make Dude if Should we try and convince DC and Marvel

To conjoint Nah, hear me out We can be the nerds For a moment Okay I'm hearing you out The nerd Like the sweetie

No they're yucky yeah they suck fuck nerds overrated yucky nerds why do you want to eat something that makes you a dork nerds and dorks are different

dorks are actually intelligent um what about point dexter's um I'd argue they're kind of an in between they're dorks that look like fucking dorks you know

they might not be dorks but they fucking look like a dog and what is um what are you yeah the joker what's the joker um none of the above an anarchist he's um just cringy he's goth he's goth yeah well he's a jugglero emo yeah cringier though uh scene yeah when's the last time you saw a seen human

I don't really see them anymore they're rare yeah I don't think they exist anymore do they what the fuck does it even mean seen it's S C E and E

right it's not like they've been seen ha ha uh no yes S C N-E are you

Ceney I'm a C-N-E so I'm a new C-R myself right right okay I'm we see our joker after all

are they like actors scene kids yeah they're nothing anymore they've got the candy floss hair they're often yeah but like predators sexual predators

all the scene fucking YouTubers were a big one they're the candy floss hair were they like a music that guy who stopped my plant joke was a scene dude I think

Ah. So there's crossover with Shane? I think he was more... I don't know. I'm just going to annoy people who actually understand these categories. It was a music thing there. Right, right. Now everyone is just...

The same. Uniform. Goner categories. We're just wet. A wet unity. A woonity. Don't you think, in a... a sense all of human being combined into one big mass like that's what we want to do you know like

that no like it would be a good thing like do you remember the end of um what was that what was that game inside inside inside i was going to say inside out but yeah inside it ends with a big lump Do Oosio Blob? Spoilers. Spoilers for inside. 2019's inside. Big blob. I don't know if it is 2019 and I'm just like saying things came out.

I think it was before 2019. I think it was probably 2018. Well, I think it was probably 2019 because my favorite movie came out that year. Sure. Let's see then. My favorite movie came out that year. Okay. Inside. It starts with J ends with R.

directed by the director of the Hanover Toggi 2016 the year of Boosey I Trumpi some say the year of the Joker yeah people definitely started leaning more jokery that year did a did an Arkham game come out that year

um no a year after nope when did Arkham Knight come out it came out 2015 2015

the year before so it was set it's set the scene hmm let me set the joker seed everybody look out the joker is running for president yeah jokes on you The Joker orchestrated the Republicans to win. So Elon's the Joker. Yay! If you're keeping all this bit in, can you just beep that I actually want to... Can I put that on the Patreon unfiltered?

I could get keyed for that, two-tier keyer. I could genuinely go to prison for that. Fine, fine, unlike some of the previous weeks where some of the more racy bits had to be taken out and are exclusively on the Patreon and not even on YouTube in any form. Yeah, I mean, that was just a precaution. Because I don't actually, I mean, I don't wish death upon anyone I do

in Minecraft as the Joker yeah right yeah exactly but Minecraft Joker strikes again do you actually have a problem with two tier here

I'm not talking about this That was a real joke of a fucking answer. Yeah. I'll talk about anything but that. Why? Are you afraid of going to prison, too? Um. Hey,

not tonight. Nah, not when I'm in this red wine supernova. I just think that he's taken one step closer to the kind of fascism I agree with. I'm the one who's supposed to be the Joker. Not you. You're Harvey. I'm just being real. I think we're going to indict.

Law joke. The origin Batman joke Of Two-Face If you continue down this line I'm going to smash this And then throw it on half of your face And then you'll be the lava lamp

You throw a lava lamp At half of my face Now look at me I love lava lamps If I wasn't more It's not looking very lava-y Well, yeah, because it's in the early stages where it goes all sort of... Spidery.

It's like semen in water. Ugh. You know? Sharp. What the fuck are you talking about? You know? No. No, look, that's semen.

As in, like, people on a boat. Joker. On a boat. I rest my case Harvey I'm sure that's happened you realize minor follow you do spoilers Joker the most jokerish thing he does

is represent himself in court in clown makeup like he's looking at the camera going ha ha ha jokes on you idiot you like Joker do you idiot yeah is he saying that in terms of the movie or himself

to the audience he's directing the audience yeah yeah he's like you like the joker idiot yes nice and then he looks back at lady gaga and is like was joker a good movie and she goes yeah joker was a good movie and then he goes for you this movie sounds awesome i think i might have to check it out well uh watch it ruin two and a half hours of your day and then report back is in it. Who? Alan Partridge is in it.

Steve Coogan. Hello, I'm Steve Coogan, but this time, I'm American. What the fuck are you saying? Who's Steve? You know, that comedian. He played, you know, that serial rapist. Oh, shit, yeah. Yeah, I like Steve Coogan.

He's cool. What was the other one? Brendan Gleeson. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cool guy cool guy oh he maddie moody the other one you did the haggard voice but for maddie he's Irish they're all the fucking same you're radicalizing me as we speak

well I suppose I am the joker there was another one who was the other one huh that's a mime thing sorry I'm getting art the clown terrified trilogy You do actually kind of look mimey. Mimes are funny. Huh? Ha! Yeah.

Yeah. What are we talking about? Joker. Ah. Joker. You said someone was in it? Yeah, Steve Coogan. No, the other one.

Lady Gaga? No, the other one. Um... The Mr. Piddles. Or is it Piggles? You know, he's in the first one. Mr. Piggles? Mr. Piggles.

The Chunky guy? No, no. The small fella. Oh, Mr. Piggly. No. Is he Professor Pig from the Batman hit Batman comic Professor Pig, Batman? Hopefully that's who Matt Reeves goes for. next. Professor Pig. Serial killer

dressed as pig. There's some kind of pig cereal kid around the ladies. And the Mad Hatter, he-hipper. He's funny. He's cool. No, he sucks. The Mad Hatter sucks. We have Joker. We have Joker. They're different. Hardly. How?

Ooh, I'm already Joker. I'm already crazy. Oh, I'm the Mad Hatter. Look, Alice in Wonderland. Um, actually, different. If it was the Usiye had to, you know, but no, no, there's no hook there, there's none. There is, there are, because he just does scarecrow stuff. And we have a scarecrow. He didn't just do scarecrows stuff. He does, like, control.

Oh, make you hallucinate. No, he can, like, control dudes. Yeah, like Mr. Freeze. How the fuck does Mr. Freeze control, dudes? personally you've just been fucking absolutely demolished in this debate um i rest my case your honor oh now they're all gonna call me cucks again jo cucks joe chill i would like jack white it's joe chill no that's the guy who killed um batman's fucking dad joe chill mr frieze kills

batman's dad no joe chill i think I killed Batman's third. I've found a good out, bro. Um, yeah, I don't really know what to take there, to be honest. Can you beep every time I say . Well, yeah. Oh, why? We're in a...

No, I'm not even gonna fucking go there. Go there, go there. Go on. Make it interesting, Joker. I've been trying not to. I've been trying to keep my Joker inside, but the shadow is bursting out. You sound like racial ghoul.

No, we've got to keep our Batman villain straight. Unless they're gay. Is there a gay Batman villain? The Court of Owls? They're pretty gay. Um... The Court of Owls? Gay about them?

I was just kind of running out. Is Killer Crook gay? Yeah. Who's left? There's so fucking many loud. Kite man? We haven't even talked about the penguin. Penguin could be gay.

No, he loves hookers. Gay hookers. Yeah, thank you. Okay. But only gay hookers. Otherwise, he wants a relationship with a woman. Therefore, making him. Bye.

Bye-bye, birdie. I'm the Joker. Um... What? I'm sure there's more jokers to the deck. Oh, there's always a joker in the deck. That's in folly a do. Ah.

Would a lot more auto-tuning there. they didn't there's always a joker there's no auto tuning in that movie really they promised they pinky promised no not pinky well it would be a very jokery thing

to cross those fingers put them behind back do you think that's what they're planning to do in January in America what you know all become joker we promise

a a peaceful transfer of power Man, as I've gotten older, I stutter more and more. Really? Yeah. Because you're scared of the woke mob coming to get you. That could be it, or I'm scared of two-tier tier tier.

Nobody knows what you're talking about. Everybody knows. Nobody knows even how to say his name outside of us. Two-kia-tier? I think it should be a legal requirement for every political leader to dress up as the Joker and do a speech as the Joker and whoever does the funniest gets a country

of their choice or nah and the vice president has to be the best Harvey Dent role player cosplayer role player and cospler

in their respected country double threat you know what do you think of that is that fair why who's going to win I feel like

no country has both that good there's going to be countries that have a really really solid joker but a weak dent and vice versa don't you agree what way would we have it

We'd have a rubbish joker, but an awesome harvey. I feel like Kea would be a good half. He did do law for a long time. One could say... This Joker's making me go too far. Yes, Kea is preventing us from going far enough. Just think about how wild we were when there were... Tories in power.

Yeah. I mean This is exactly why we You need someone like the Batman For what part, sorry, to beat me up So that You know If someone steps out a line

There's a threat and a fear That you're gonna be slapped back into life Do you think Batman like When he's beating someone up He purposefully goes to the nut sometimes I think he does more like insane shit like you'll just hold them down and pull out

one of their fingernails no not psycho enough I feel like he knows exact like pressure points where he's like I'm just going to disable like your arm forever but like would it be within Batman's

morality so let's say someone like strangled someone else to death hmm Is it within Batman's morality to cut that man's arms off? Eye for an eye type thing. Yeah. I think his general rule should just be,

look, you've done what you've done, but I am going to destroy your genitals. Or what if he turned everyone into like limbless? Nuggets. Because that's not breaking his rule. Why didn't he do that? Why doesn't he do that to the Joker? I won't kill you.

I'll take all your limbs and then you just like pulls that arm to the leg left or he's got like a bat saw because then the the Joker would just get a mech suit off

Lex Luthor hmm or some I'm sure there's a Batman villain that uses like a mech suit or something the riddler has one in the fucking Arkham games at some reason yeah he does he fucking Wallace and Gromit invents a makes it

I love that that's goofy yeah I mean it's correct yeah you know that exact shit would be in the show yeah I think I think that's the correct move is he just cast straights every single what if it's

so that it's you know that the Joker's not really going to care that much after that happens because he's definitely got something about the Batman you like he likes the Batman you know yeah but what if it's not a guy um

that does get more complicated but he always just winds up you know boom booming them boom boom boom what the fuck am I wrong Rachel Goulda Daughter

Catwoman Poison Ivy He never bangs poison ivy Catwoman does What Harley Quinn does Maybe I don't know where I'm going with this

Yeah You're basing this once again Off of no moral foundation I'm afraid you're the weakest link Goodbye Do you remember that show? I fucking hated that show. Why?

Boring. The weakest link? Is that the one with the lady that's... Yeah, the grumpy lady. Ew, you're a bit nasty. My back saw, so I'm gonna be mean. Yeah, and she was mean to everyone, and then they'd all have like a bit of banter,

and it was like, oy, you know? You could see the crocodile clips like protruding through her shirt. The crocodile clips. There's no way to stay that mad Otherwise I mean, it wouldn't make everyone mad

Some people, you know, like the Mad Max guy He likes it Yeah Or the, uh, maybe that's how Batman stays mad It's like built into the suit Like how the Halo armour like jerks you off And like sorts your pee and pay he's got like a ball crushing device

the harder he beats a criminal they're like the tighter his balls get squeezed the bat ball buster Alfred my bat ball buster malfunctioning I hope they cover that in the Batman part too Um, I thought that Batman was trans

Robert, yeah I hope they'd have into that Huh? Knowing these woke times we're in, it's bound to happen This has just been a full Batman episode Yeah, no matter how hard I try to like pull us away I don't even care about doing questions I just like this Batman thing

Yeah well This is why Batman's so great Because you can do so much with Him Or her Or Them Mmhmm

They Batman The Batman The dumbest thing you've ever said That is Which part They Batman bat they

bat them I really really want Mr. Freeze to be on a cinema that's cool yes 100% but he needs to have the voice yeah he needs that exact guy I love that voice

suck my cock Batman it's like suck my cock Batman that's right so fucking sick yeah man

man fuck mr freeze fuck do you think they just don't do him because um mr freeze fuck because he's stupid he's not stupid

no he's awesome but he's stupid do you think the association with arnie might still be there for people yeah but I also think it specifically in that the Batman world the

I don't know how like the riddler that version of the riddler exists and then a Mr. Freeze exists how do you do grounded Mr. Freeze without just losing all the things that makes him

kind of cool Nora easily you think so easily because people keep saying that with like obviously the Batman has the flooding stuff at the end

froze the water Yeah. And then he's ice skating everywhere. Yeah. Batman does the thing from... Who he activates. Do you remember it? And then his ice skates come out and George Clooney does it.

And then he gets, then they're skating around. That's cool. Batman and Robin. You remember that? Oh, of course I remember. I remember. Yeah, pretty cool. Anyway.

Yeah. I thought it was going to be a clay man, though. again how do they do clay face he's goofier he's goofier than ice man I'd say they're equally goof one's a guy needs to

stay below a certain temperature that's that's all that is required for frozen I suppose yeah whereas clay faces a guy becomes clay I feel like that's a bit more far-ferched

And can shape-shift Yeah, I don't know man I don't know, I don't know They're probably gonna just do like hush or something Yeah That would be cool to be fair But Then how do you get another Robert Pattinson

Maybe that's why they're making the movie Where there's multiple Robert Pattinson's Ah, good pull It's called like Johnny 516883 or something. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Well, time to watch some Batman videos. Yeah, search Batman on YouTube shorts. Should I? What's the first result on Batman YouTube short? Batman. It's just cringe. It's just cringe, dude. What do you mean?

Hang on. Batman here we go this is I think the best clip from Batman Red claw woman do you have a problem with that?

Red claw woman An equal opportunity crime fighter What's that from The animated show It's not yeah I thought of that voice sounded familiar Yes Red claw woman

Kevin Comroy I'm an equal opportunity, crime fighter. Should we rip Kevin Conroy a moment? Bam-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-B-Dur-Ladur-Ladur. It's not very Batman, is it? I was doing the Rohan theme. So is I. You got to go.

His Batman theme suck. they're trash they're worse than bum bum bum no no what i like that one but it is repressive yeah but that's only because it's used but the music's used way better in the han zimmer ones yeah and there's more variety no but i'm talking about a theme a batman theme like remember that bane stuff yeah that's a good really that's a good really them that's a good one yeah that's really cool yeah i'm not talking about just the soundtrack i'm talking about the batman theme tim burton one yeah i mean obviously but i think the the batman theme is better than the chris nolan batman theme because it's more simpler and hummerblah

not just because of that like i feel like it is more batman you know the Nolan Batman, like, you could have that music in Inception. I hear what you're saying? It's the Hans Zimmer sound thing. The palette of sounds he always uses. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The actual theme is less. But I wish they just use more like variety or like built on it a little bit or use different moods and tones and stuff. What about Spider-Man? bitch that's for another episode fuck

there's only enough room for one joker in the building and it's not the chameleon who's the joker equivalent of spider dog dog dog is he no the green goblin is yeah true 100% true the green gobbler

yeah and even then Is he the goat? Yeah.