JAR Media Posdact - Gaslighting Granny - JARCast 240

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I'm your host, Alex, and this is episode 240 of the JARCast. I'm joined by Jim. Hello there. And James. Good afternoon. Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the JAR patrons over at the Patreon, who make the audio version of the show possible and get their names right out in the first week of each month.

They get access to early videos with the most recent going up, which would be up by the time this video is up, which is the Mad Max video. Fury Road, James Reviews. Yeah. Good one. Okay, I keep getting the others to watch that movie again because of... Yeah, no. Just when we were editing it, you saw the shots of all the cars we edited in,

and it's a fucking good movie, Jesus. So, let's do some housekeeping. Let's clean up just the junk around here. that's residing from the last week that needs addressing. It should just be a short one this time. Finn McLaulin's going to start us off. We're talking about

like games, the most influential games in terms of ones that are kind of fast-tracking the badness of the industry. And he said, when it comes to games doing damage to the industry, I actually think Destiny 1 is significantly worse than people

than people already think it is. the fact that it was released as half a game and required you to buy multiple expansions to get one game's worth of a game didn't get enough criticism in my opinion and that seems to be the norm nowadays at least No Man's Skies expansions which did much more than destinies

didn't cost money yeah very true and not only just for Destiny 1 I would argue they also did it with Destiny 2 yeah well they proved that they can just get away with that now yeah it's funny

the um bungee made like the most influential first person shooter at the start of the millennia and then did it again but like in the opposite way where it just made everything worse and um creative productions and slimy bogey rat have a couple about probably something we're going to talk a bit about for a big chunk here i'm on this here cast um let's get into it went to the guerrillas gig in london today and saw jim in five guys i was I stood directly behind him, waiting to fill up my drink. I literally could not believe my eyes. I didn't want to say anything as he both had our masks on,

and I thought the possibility of him not hearing me properly, and having to repeat myself would be too awkward to bear. I looked to my left, and I saw James sat down eating his food. The chaos energy was pretty intense, I must say. No sign of Alex or Rubin, though. Regardless, as a fan of pretty much... Sorry, as a fan of for pretty much four years now, this was a pretty cream-worthy moment.

Although I didn't get to say it in person, I'd like to thank you guys for all the content. you've made over the years. I absolutely love anything you guys make and I always look forward to the podcast every Monday. I hope you all enjoyed the gig and what did you think of the two new songs game on? Should I read the other one too before we? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just to keep it tidy. I saw you guys at the guerrillas concert on James's Instagram last night. Didn't realize you were there until I got home there. Anyway, question is how did you find it in terms of the actual concert itself and the reintroduction to large crowds again? Because whilst I love the concert and everyone in the

crowds were lovely. I couldn't get the COVID fear out the back of my mind. So if you haven't caught up yet, guerrilla is a band we're a big fan of played in London at the O2 on Wednesday. It's a show we went to. And I guess it's kind of the first time any of us have really gone to a big city, more particular like an event with like the O2 holds. 20,000 people max so I sort of consider it the first time we've actually done something

since COVID since the start of COVID that's pretty much like going to a restaurant is one thing but actually like going out yeah experiencing something fresh yeah something that's designed sort of like a sardine cam where the whole premise is that it's like thousands of people being

boxed in yeah yeah um yeah i was quite nervous about the whole thing if i was being real i think the big because obviously this was my first time going to any concert ever this was my first you know dipping my toes in of you know that experience and to go in you had to have the n hs covid pass which cause i think i don't think you were that fuss about it um but i know me and you we were just like quite that was my big sticking point was because yeah yeah this COVID-pass thing for people outside of the UK, they might have different, like each country's handling it differently, obviously. So if you want to go to an event like guerrillas, some live

music show, whatever, you're required to go through this process to get on the NHS app, which you have to download, like, a QR code pass to say that you've done a test or are fully vaccinated or none of us have the full vaccination yet, so we had to do a test at least like 36 hours before the event. Yeah, and it was like, we didn't even know that that was going to be a requirement when we booked the tickets. Over a year ago.

Over a year ago. So, like, a few weeks ago, you just get an email, like, oh, by the way, you've got to deal with this stuff to make sure you can even go in. And as someone who's, like, tried to avoid during this whole COVID thing, you know, going to concerts and stuff,

there was one, like, canceled and whatnot. I haven't been, like, looking into, like, all the, like, rules and regulations with what is required to go to festivals and whatnot. So it was all just like jumping in the deep end. And yeah, of course, anything like government run in terms of like these apps and stuff, they're like a genuine joke to interact with.

Absolutely atrocious because before we went, we all gathered here so that, you know, we all do it at the same time, we know we're doing it right. So we all did it. But my app never updated with my COVID pass. So like even the next morning, I still didn't have it.

So it was just like, fucking enough to do it again. So you did it again. And then it actually updated. And it's just so much unnecessary stress. And the big insult for it is that we go there. We're in the line to get into the actual wiener. And then you just look at it for, like, one second.

Like, yeah, sure. It's like the whole... You didn't even scan the QR code. The whole process is like they don't care. Because the end of day, if you're going to get COVID, you're not going to get it in the unit. You're going to get it in the restaurant's in the O2. Because I suspect everyone's mingling anyway.

You're guaranteed to get it. I'm surely the most likely place you'll get it. COVID in London is the tube people like stuffed it like the sardine can thing you said even more apt it's straight up just people literally crammed together

like shoulder to shoulder touching each other a mask isn't going to protect you I was kind of surprised by just the amount of people in the tubes that just don't care I weren't even wearing a mask because we made sure like when we were inside we were always wearing the mask and that you're as

like that in most cafes and restaurants, but the tube, people did not get it at all. And was it on your mind during the show at all? It was always there sort of in the back of my mind but I felt the O2 is so ridiculously large and there's like a breeze, it's so giant

and it almost feels like you're outside and the ventilation was very good, so I didn't, I wasn't really worried about COVID when we were actually there because it was like, there's a point when you can't worry anymore. Because we would have got it in the train to London if that says you're you're so far deep in COVID that there's no point worrying anymore. So speaking of going on the train, that's kind of when the story truly began of our journey

to guerrillas in London. I haven't been on the train to London in a couple years. It's my second time ever. Yeah, we had like seats booked because we wanted to make sure we weren't standing. So it can be a busy train, a busy long. line it's a busy place um and we like sitting at like the tables because there's four of us anyways it makes more sense and on the trains they've got the each carriage has a few tables there and we'd booked one so we find where we'd booked and little little granny is sat like in one of them

in a booth to herself in the in the booth we'd booked and uh and then the showdown began the power play was cemented um I showed that my tickets and like hey lady uh we've booked we've booked these reserved that we've got them and like and then the rehearsed script came out whatever this this this old lady she'd been sat there I don't know how I don't know when she got on this train how long she'd been devising this scheme she was sat there and she decided whoever's gonna whoever's booked this seat I'm just gonna I'm feeling bad about something I'm just gonna like try and ruin someone else's day for no reason a group today.

She was like, no, I bet this. This is mine. She used the words, oh, I've put this seat as well. But it's a system, you can't double book a seat. The system designed for that not to happen. She, bullshit. She was just like, on the train on this line or whatever. They have little lights for, like, if the seats are reserved.

And all four of them were, like, red reserved on us. But it's just like when you bump into someone, you don't really want to interact with. right you just want to go to like you're just on the train to get somewhere it's not supposed to be like a drama moment it's supposed to be easy this whole point of reserving seats or whatever just make it streamlined of course this little granny comes in and has to ruin it but i didn't put my foot down because i saw the carriage wasn't too busy it wasn't as busy as maybe as i anticipated so instead of putting my foot in the sand or whatever

and being like no this is mine i'm gonna have to go get some train guy or or gal to sort this out and so I was like nah there's a table over there just go over there I can't be dealing with this right now which doesn't like how spiteful and angry of a person you have to be to be in like an empty train carriage and just think

I'm fighting my ground on this table isn't mine like how fucking miserable are you do you reckon she sat there because she saw it was red and she wanted like yeah and yeah because she gas lit me that was it gaslight and granny yeah yeah because yeah

I didn't ask to see the ticket or anything I should have been more it was a quick moment I wasn't anticipating any of this and I'm just just like the COVID pass was on my mind the concert was on my mind I wasn't ready for this interaction you know yeah I wish we'd gone back and because I was saying to you on the train

late even though it's the slightest it's such a minor yeah yeah and we got a table anyway but it's just the nerve of doing that it's not the fact that she was sat in a reserve seat. It's not the fact that it was our reserve seat.

It's the fact that she fucking lied. She, like, lied to our fucking faces. And in the moment, we knew it, she knew it. Yeah. And we just took it. Yeah. And it just worked for her. This is why we... Because it's inherently... It's a socially

awkward situation. It's like an old lady with, like, a group of guys surrounding her. Mm-hmm. And you're like, what, you want me to, like, bicker with you on the train right now? Yeah, yeah, you're on the back foot because On the back foot because she was already sat down And we were like in the aisle holding up people behind us And in front of us

And on the back foot because she's like an old lady People inherently would take the side of the vulnerable One older person by themselves As opposed to... And the worst part She didn't even go to London She like got off the next stop It was like five minutes away

Like we were cucks like we were better baiters in that situation because we should just sat in the seas because if she's gonna fight that ground make it uncomfortable for her just all sit around and have one of us in the next queue and just talk really loudly and talk about like doing big diary of shits

or like the gorillas or some shit make it whole and just start recording a podcast and they have her as the four yeah but is that just the thing like when you get to that age you just don't you need excitement in your life

you need like some dopamine you need something Yeah But I didn't give a shit Like I was just like Cool Because we got a table anyway So it's just like

It's such a minor thing That I don't care But I knew you two were like Out of principle like Well fucking knob I can't angry about it It's just like the The way you interact with people

Has a knock on effect You know And like if you're gonna be a dick Like so purposefully It's like There is a knock on effect With that shit She is a bad

person she is a bad person i don't give a shit how you're feeling what you've been through don't make don't don't take out on other people through shit because that's something that really annoys me um like when i see like in supermarkets people being assholes the people work in there like we were in one yesterday yeah yeah and there was this kind of just being such a twat to the people working there just because like the alarm went off with the bag like the automated system and he was like just being needlessly agro and just creating a problem when it's just like what are they supposed to do about it? They're just like doing their

job just it's a system like why you get mad about this and creating problems it's like where does that come from though? I've always wondered is it like they're just too confident about themselves that they need to cause an issue

because I'm not. It's like the opposite it's like it's like gaining just a slight bit of power over someone else yeah because you see that play out on the roads a lot like the little that's the

battleground for that type of attitude is always in a car that's different though it is the worst in restaurants and shops and whatever

whenever there's someone working who is supposed to like serve the public yeah the public inherently have an advantage

yeah they like they don't have to specifically choose the vocabulary they use and they don't have to give as much attitude as you

you want and you still decide to take it or whatever yeah I straight I think that you know people who are in like customer fashion roles should be able to be fight back but then it's just like they'll just leave really shitty reviews on everything they can

to like prove a point custom's always right man yeah fuck that shit don't like that so what was next when we finally got to London Jim went well we went to this pretty funky hat shop

with the the 70s portal with the guy that weren't there yeah this dude had like a perm his hair was like as tall as the ceiling yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah it must take that guy like hours to get ready no this is something I just love about London cities like the personal expression is off the charts yeah because you walk around about that a lot lately too yeah yeah um

but like you see people around here someone wears something a bit like a bunch of themselves you know they're showing some personality yeah yeah and you hear people talk about them it's just ridicule it's just like cruelty and yeah yeah judgment is so it's horrible but like in a city for the most part you can just be like whatever the fuck you want yeah there's no time to to care about that everyone's too busy there's too many it's a city it just everyone everywhere. So we went into the coffee shop in the morning. This guy was like an estate agent on his PC like doing stuff. Even in the most casual environments, it's still

super busy in a work type of way. And that's appealing to me. And I think we've talked about this before that once you're in that environment, you want to be a grinder. You want to be a grind set, trillionaire, billionaire, you know? Yeah, the busyness is crazy and the general rudeness of like the some of the people. It's a different rudeness, though, to, like, the woman on the train. But, yeah, yeah. It's more of a callous, like, I don't know, it's a lack of caring as opposed to maliciousness. Or, not even caring, just not noticing.

Like, you're so used to all that shit of, like, people bumping into each other and stuff. Just chaos around you all the time. Yeah, it's just ordinary. Mm-hmm. Exactly. when did the jar fans start showing up

who was the first one I have noted down was James James in five guys yeah it seems that there's quite a few people in five guys specifically because we were we were waiting we'd all ordered and then

James's Twilight left and we're ordering and that's the first one but then I got message saying oh I saw you in five guys and I've got that comment about five guys people were messaging on Instagram weren't they Yeah, because obviously if you just put the O2 up, people instantly going to be like, oh, there were gorillas. Yeah, yeah.

And then people were someone just like, oh, fuck, I'm here as well, shit. Like, there was, I quite a few messages of people being there. So there was James. I went to go look at the merch and I think you got tired by these three girls and we didn't get their names. Yeah, unfortunately, I didn't, I didn't get the names because they ran up as you two, like, you went to smoke and you went so much. They ran up. It made me, it scared the shit out of me because it completely made me joke. like jumps I was like oh shit

well I didn't get that's the thing like we're really not used to that that type of interaction because it's yeah we don't expect it because like when ruin can't or we're about to all like you know I might see you in like test or something if you hear your name

it's like oh it's James yeah but when you hear your own name in like London of all places yeah you get you're so off your guard like on your guard as you're like fuck what's this yeah it's always an interesting experience But it's cool, though, like, hearing these little stories and just... Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

...connection. I got used to it by the end of the day. But those first few, it just, like, totally caught me off guys. Yeah, yeah. I didn't expect it. Like, I should, because we're going to gorillas, and jar... The jar-corillas crossover is quite big.

There's a lot of J-R-Fans for gorillas as well. So we should have expected it, but it was still really, really weird at first. And then it was Sam. I think I bumped into Sam when I was going to the toilet I think I saw him post on the Reddit saying he'd wish he'd said more or something but you couldn't think on the spot or whatever Joseph and Mac

I feel how that person felt for you because I was waiting in line to get a beer That was really weird because it was just about It was like 15 minutes from starting And you disappeared and you'd gone for so long but I was just like, what's happened to Jim? Because I'd gone the wrong way to the loo, so it took me like 10 minutes to find the toilets.

And then I was waiting in line to get a beer. And then I got approached by Joseph and Mack. And yeah, like, because I was taken out of the line because of it, and like, it just made it sort of. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I apologise for any, like, awkwardness emanating from me. And me as well.

Yeah, it just took me by surprise because it was like, we went to guerrillas, what? two years, three years ago now? Yeah, it was, it was a while ago now. And we... Well, the humans tour was. You got recognised by one person. Mm-hmm.

This time, like... Yeah, because I was thinking about that. Oh, that's cool. That's the one, that's like, the one for the day. Yeah, yeah. And it kept coming and it, yeah. It just blew me away, but Joseph and Mac, proper nice guys. Because then when, after the concert finished, we, you know, when 20,000 people are

trying to get, they're all funneling to the metro, the tube station. So it's all chocolate. block so we were just like oh let's just go get a beer let's get a drink just so that we can die down a bit so we had a drink for a bit and then we walked the tube and then we we were about to get on the tube and then we got spotted again yeah because before that that was luke and there's one more before that matthew i have noted down yeah matthew was when we were all being funneled to the exit it was it was i felt kind of like a business man you know walking really fast and this this dude walks up to me he's like

Yeah, what's up on Matthew? We're like stormy across. Yeah, we had a nice little chat. Yeah. Everyone that we met were recognized super nice. Really nice people. It's like hearing that people meet each other through Jai.

It's like, that's so fucking crazy. It's like the power of the internet when you've got the interest and you find someone. That's just the fucking coolest thing. Yeah, and we were on the tube with Luke and I didn't get a catch his friend's name. But that was fun, that was cool. Yeah. What about the actual show itself? No, we're forgetting something else.

The weirdest thing. So this was after we got out of the tube and we were just, we didn't go to our station near the hotel because, you know, it would have been, we would have to get the train over land train. So you decided to get on the metro like beforehand and go just stand up and get an Uber. So you walked to the Shangri-La Hotel.

They've got a really bunt, like, sign. out the front of this hotel. Yeah, because water trickling down. I'm pretty sure the Sangula is a really, really high-end hotel. I mean, what was that car that was? So we were just standing there and this, I think it's a wreath,

a Walsvoiced Wraith pulls up. The Super Drop Diamond. Yeah, yeah, people might know it from that from GTA. And it's like, Arabian, like, princess walks out like in the full, like, thing. And we're just like... Like, such an elaborate dress.

It's like amazing. Yeah. Yeah, just dragging along the dirty London grounds or the chewing. gum and like rats chewing on it so then we we just decided we finally to take a picture of this with the shangola sign and then so we tried to take this

picture and this guy this business guy walks past as he's going into the shangolan he's just like oh I want to be in this picture so we all crouched down and this guy is just like he blends in so perfectly yeah he looks like Spider-Man or something with his pose is that the thumbnail

yeah I reckon I think it's too perfect not to be it's the best It's so perfect And then he instantly walked up and walked into the Shangri-La And it was just like, what the fuck It was really weird Yeah Any other notable bits before the show itself?

Because I don't want to talk about that bit as well The actual quality of the show and everything Because yeah, it was nice to see Gorillas again, obviously The last time we saw them was like the humans tour and I was like psyched to see them it's not like their best album or anything and I was more hype just to be like

finally I could see them live it was almost like I didn't even care what they were playing but like the set list for this show in comparison to that human's one was like it was like a dream come true yeah I feel like I've seen like all the songs that all the majority of the songs that I would really like to see from them

it was like such a good combination of every one of the albums, even with humans, and the now, now in there, but also the first album, some of the best from Demon Days, Plastic Beach, and a couple new ones, too. So it literally had like everything you could want and a bunch of surprises. Yeah. The song machine, of course, being the new stuff being played live, was like really impressive too. My standout was Desolet. was like I forgot I forgot the the features name fatu fatu she was like incredible yeah her

vocal wage is it hits so much different live than when it does being pre-recorded yeah you don't like appreciate like because it's like two different skills isn't it like being able to perform live is not necessarily the same as like on a recorded song you can tinker with it as much as you like in post-production but live hearing it it's like something else and like just what she was wearing and everything it was like really impressive what was your guy's favorite can you say every planet we reach is no what was your favorite one yeah every every planet we reach is dead it's I didn't even recognize the song at first it was it was such like a fresh take on the same on their own same song mm-hmm I just vibed with it like the

the contrast between the sort of choracy hook like guitar riff bit with the rest of the song yeah just an awesome performance with the animation they were showing in the background as well but I mean in saying that like when I when I think about it any of the songs could have been like my favorite one

they were also yeah even like um andromeda from human that like two minute song the live version is so much better i wish they would release like an equivalent version it's like properly expanded and the whole like backup singers have yeah there's like a bridge yeah yeah part with the backup songs that makes the song i've always felt that about that song it's too short it's like it needs a bit more yeah yeah and it it it does need like a a feature vocally mm-hmm that isn't just yeah yeah about you james see when you first said about going to grillers last year I'm after the last few years I haven't been the biggest grillers fan like they're not in my rotation of music that I listen to regularly and it was only like you know now and I was a the thing was just all coming out regularly so it's just like I'll give these a listen didn't really listen to all of them at the time anyway so going into this I was just it was more about the experience than the actual music I'm listening to and so I read the start I read the set list before and it was like oh shit that

The ones I really want to listen to are being played. Yeah, you've got a good set list. Yeah, and a lot of the, my, there was so, everything was like a 10 out of 10. Everything they played was incredible. But when humans came out, I hated it. So seeing them live blew my fucking pounce off. Those songs are way better live. No, they're incredible live because Saturn's bars, I remember we talked about humans on a podcast and I was, I was real deep.

in the hatred of sound bars. Really? If I, at the time I thought it was absolute dog shit. Really?

It's really fun. Best. That song live, he was just so, so much fucking character and it was just so fucking good but nothing will ever be able to top

in any of my life experiences, um, garage palace. Yeah, you love that. Her life performance was fucking incredible. The flow,

she, flawless. She just fucking slapped so fucking hard on everything. And it's like, moment it happened as she walked on everyone was just like yeah everyone went fucking mad and i'd never heard that song before i'd never heard it so hearing that live i was just like fuck because it was really aggressive the whole production had it so and i've listened to her music

since she's really fucking good she's so far i think she was in like three songs she did yeah yeah she's a really good job for that as well yeah she's amazing she like the the raw talent coming from that woman and seeing like Robert Smith and yeah it's just crazy

like the cameos and everything or the features sorry I got my movie words in my brain I liked the Earth gang did silo

on the encore very good I liked Earth gangs I can't remember what actual song they did but that whole song was also really great I can't think

I could ask for better girl's set list or performance like I want to see gorillas again for the whole experience again never going to happen but that's I really do I was trying to think like the only couple songs I could think of that I'd want to see life from them was that what's it called the Little Dragon Empire Ants

and um that one we listened to on the drive here with Snoop Dog from the now now it's pretty Hollywood yeah I'd quite like to see that it was a shame that slow type wasn't there to do momentobless. Yeah, I guess it's one of the only major negatives of the guerrillas concept is that when you're doing live it's so many features. You can't, you're just not going to be up to have it. You can't complain with how many. Yeah, that's the thing. We got. It's all rude. Including Peter Hook and. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, and they were going to reveal three new songs. AJ Trace, they couldn't do the AJ Tracy one because he wasn't there. Yeah, so he was poorly. The two others, I don't know, I can't remember the name of one of the performers, but she was fucking incredible yeah her song is up there in my favorites as well yeah with the steel drum I've got a real thing for like reggae beats

yeah yeah that song just a bit different we're saying about what the next project's supposed to be channeling that first album yeah going back to their roots yeah so yeah it was a really really good experience I reckon I'm super glad I went because I was really

toying with like I'm not sure if we should go yeah but on the like the whole week before because the whole COVID thing we were just like oh what do we do what should we do

and I think we were both like yeah we should just cancel it but we would have just missed out I mean my logic was like we let's try and do the NHS thing if it didn't work then we go to London

and just do something else yeah yeah because like we said at the start it's been two years since we've done anything yeah so we needed that it's like a pent up so much pent up energy

from the last year and we needed I feel like just totally different Mm-hmm, no Yeah, it's like Just being around other people And just in a different space And exploring like things you haven't seen before

Yeah, yeah, it's so needed Need it for your insanity, don't you? And but it's like being my first concert It's like I get it Because there's those festival people Would go to glass and wherever you I understand I get why

But I still would not want to go to like concerts where you know where they're miming you know it's all pre-recorded because that defeats the point of a concert to me but obviously guerrillas being guerrillas it's always going to be a proper live performance and honestly I value the experience so much that I don't want to do often like I want to go see nin live because I know that will be special but it's not something I'd want to do all the time

because I value it too much I want it to be like a real special thing you go to for the same time it makes me really so because Darth Punker no more like that yeah but how many concerts they do in their life time that ship sailed like

a decade again I know but it's just like it could have been they did a live 1997 and 2000 and one of them wasn't even like

announced or something yeah it's like that's the only that's the dream one if they ever if they ever do one I've said this before if those tickets cost

50k I'd sell the house for it because that's it's an experience nobody else will ever get to experience so incredible otherwise. The only other major thing I noted down was the Xbox donut. Yeah, the Xbox donut fucking sucked balls. So we went...

Fuck you Xbox. When we got to the... Off at Paddington? It was Paddington Station. So we got off and we were just like, oh, let's go get a donut. We went to just go into the train station. And it was just we walked past the Krispy Kreme Shop and being country boys, it was like, wow!

So we walked in there and I was like, a nexus donut The only one of us that actually wanted to go in there was you Yeah because I love crispy cream Yeah we can get crispy cream literally any day we want Like crispy cream is not foreign to us by any means No but I was a 20 minute drive to a big shop And we can have all the crispy cream we want

But it's just like It was more the bright green glowing donut that caught my eye We didn't get that there though No that's just when the idea of the foreshadowing Yeah yeah We keep him running into to destiny as in the

existential entity of the wed ribbon of life of the future being like for shown

before the ball of yarn it's decided it's pre-decided so we see this Xbox donut next day we're back in our ends

we're going to McDonald's like we do yeah we're going to McDonald's because we're fucking knackard and James is grumpy I am grumpy oh my god that mcdonald's experience was shit because i was actually you got what you deserved i was grumpy i'm gonna explain i was grumpy because it's like being a huge introvert london is like it's like a fucking needle in your arm just taking every bit of life out of you

because i can't deal with that long term so i got back and it was just like oh i want to sleep but instead we played apex for like five hours straight had a terrible time it's like i'm hungry let's go to mcdonald's at the moment so we went to mcdonald's and it's just like oh what fancy, oh I could get nuggets or I could get a Big Mac. So I go to my Big Mac cord and obviously being me I've got to remove all the flavour from the Big Mac so I move the burgers sauce I move

the Gherkins and the cheese and I'll just get a Big Mac of just burgers in basically and obviously when they pulled there by the window giving us an order I get the Big Mac and it's just a normal Big Mac so it's like oh I can't even eat the Big Mac

No, but then I ask like What is the percentage chance of this going wrong When you do a custom McDonald's order Because like, you know It's a custom McDonald's order Yeah, so the fuck would you order a Big Mac there If you don't like Big Macs Yeah, dude

If you don't like default Big Macs And it's a huge chance That it's going to be a default Big Mac Because they screw up the custom orders so much But like why even get a Big Mac If you're not getting the stuff That makes it like Just get of like a

Because it's just like I want I like burger mayonnaise and salad and lettuce is just like that hits the spot because I get five guys so we had a five guys before we went to see gooders and it was like oh this tastes great five guys has the best burger system

because by default it has nothing and you choose what you want instead of it being like this this type of burger has this this and this and this type of burger has this that and the other and yeah you should be able to personalise to the extreme make it your fucking burger

but anyway we they're running with destiny we see this Xbox burger go blah, blah, blah, we go to McDonald's, blah, blah, blah, there's Sainsbury's right by McDonald's. We go into Sainsbury because I wanted to buy a Pepsi after my large Coke. And there it is. When a free Xbox 1S or Xbox Series G or Xbox System B.

Dingle D. Yeah, the Xbox Dingle D. And it's got one Xbox donut in there. The Nexus, the Nexus. So at that point, Destiny's, has spoken Phil Spencer has spoken a literal green light in front of us

I to be honest I did say don't don't look at it just walk past and you just walk straight to it because we do every time we go into this McDonald's we follow the same path we walk in walk past the fruit to the yoghurt so I can did I say Tesco

you said McDonald's Sanisbury's then we get the yogurt because I always get the same vanilla yogurt and then left and then you've got the the pittissory section with all the cookies and donuts and we go there every time

even when we don't fancy it we walk to the crispy cream section just to look at them so obviously Jamie buys the but there was the green light and the thing is because of this destiny event I was expecting if I buy this box I'm getting an Xbox

that's why I bought them yeah but I was I was pretty much certain so then we jump we we get the donuts jump in the car you put the code into the app and shit using the QR code uh and we don't win it no Xbox and I lost so then to drown my sorrows I chowled down on an Xbox donut you ate all four in one sitting the green the green ain't even green it doesn't even taste of green what did it taste of plain icing it tasted of white

Whoa It was trash It was trash And like How's the Xbox goo The inside Xbox goo Mm-hmm Just brown

No I don't like that When you have these Interesting like donuts And then they're the basic ones That look different Just make it fucking crazy Yeah it should be full You're Kris cream

Lime or mint or something weird Just do something What flavor do you associate with Xbox? Mint No but green Mint What flavor do you? you are supposed to eat with green, mint or lime?

Which is the strange, because in London, at the same time as we've seen the nexus one, there was a mint wing donut. Why the fuck is there filling in a wing donut? But that was a mint one. Had a mint chocolate filling. But the fucking Xbox one is just baby bitch flavor. James was getting so angry yesterday at the way people

were driving it. It is incredibly frustrating. If you're in a drive-thru, leave as little space as possible between the car. because people will leave an entire car space between their cars and it's like you realize that especially the one that we go to the one that we do is the worst possible fucking it's on a roundabout there's a roundabout and then a short road that leads into the drive-thru of McDonald's this fucking drive-thru gets so backed up that there will be cars like going around the roundabout kewing to get into McDonald's yeah and then you go to the McDonald's and there's two there's two there's two lanes to order your take your fucking drive-through so people will sit

in a line with this like a fucking car space to go into one fucking of the drive-through lines when next to it there's enough one that's fucking empty. Plus just use the goddamn app you dumb asses. These people are waiting in line for like

half an hour, an hour to get a cheeseburger for ATP. The whole process around the app is to make it as quick and stress-free as possible there's bays you park in a bay you get your order you fuck off you don't sit in the fucking drive-through line

I fucking hate drive-frews no just everybody in the McDonald's car park is I'm fucking self-off are going there so often yeah we notice we notice I notice all of the fuck-ups all the

retarded shit people doing the McDonald's car park and that drive-thru line I just can't deal with it any other notable uh standouts before we go into the question segment um we're never going to macdonald again the bandit see after these messages

fucking whatever happened to that clown macdonald's clown motherfuck you mean Ronald McDonald yeah Ronald since I was a king the Burger King executed him yeah he kidnapped him and sorted him out yeah you got him um we're not we're not we're out of the area of like mascots now there aren't we who has a mascot true why do you need a mascot when your corporation's branding is so powerful anyway like you back in the day you needed a mascot to represent your brand brand now you've just got your name just the m the yellow m then b is just a cool I don't know I didn't think about that there the mascot thing when we were kids like it was just mascots everywhere everything was a mascot yeah yeah no you just just

not cool. Minecraft has a mascot. Yeah, Phil Spencer. We'll see you after these messages. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand. And don't be a dick. Wear a dick. Dick the head t-shirts available now. Check the description below. Welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the Jock community from over on our suggestion thread on the subreddit. Head over there if you want to ask us anything you feel like just like crust pain did. It's one for me though guys Hey lads, I have a Lego question for Alex. I notice whenever Alex talks about Lego is usually licensed stuff like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings And so I'd like to hear his opinion about their original fantasy slash sci-fi themes such as Nizago power miners or space police That stuff that ain't my era ain't no Nijago fan um

I'm from more of the, you know, the rock raiders, your, was it called Mars mission? Jim, you remember Mars mission, don't you? You remember those little aliens you're like put in pods and then you like put them in the thing and then you press down on the air, fuck and they go through the tubes. It's like a tube system with aliens in pods. That was Lego? Yeah, that's a Lego set. I remember that being kind of awesome.

It was cool as a kid, but like when you look at it as an adult, it was like in front of a stupid set. So what actually is this? Really? Yeah. I guess my imagination did like half the way. Oh yeah, yeah. No, that was the fun part as a kid with that stuff. Johnny Thunder. How could I forget about Johnny Thunder? Oh my God, Johnny Thunder.

I love Johnny. Do you remember when we saw Johnny Thunder himself at Lego Island? Yeah, because Johnny Thunder was like before they sort of did the massive license themes, like Indiana Jones. It was like their Indiana Jones, basically. He was a bit more like rad, like surfer bro type. Johnny Thunder?

No, he was just like Indiana Jones. He had the hat and he was an adventurer and he'd go to... Oh, I'm thinking of someone else. You're thinking of Ace, something. Yeah, he was like... Blue or something. Yeah. Yeah, and he, like, could drive every vehicle and shit like that.

Yeah, something like... Oh, I need to wear blue from now on, then. Yeah. Like, Space Police and Power Miners, Rock Raiders are the true power miners, in my opinion. This is clearly the different eras of fans kind of clashing. Bring back Rock Raiders

Is superior Just for Berg That's not Rock Raiders Yes That's why it's in Lego Raiders That's because it's a Rock Raiders Thing He's one of those guys from Rock Raiders

Yeah He's a rock monster Yeah From Rock Raiders A bit of a crossover Oh Yeah There's a whole world out there

Bray you don't understand So is Lego Races in the Rock Raiders universe? It's kind of like, you know, the new Space Jam, where they're like, they're going to different Lego worlds. Yeah.

Let's do this one from Samana Boni. Howdy Mingers? It was cool to meet Alex at the guerrillas concert, even if our interaction was very brief. If I had a brain, I would have asked for a photo or actually talked to you about the concert. It's okay, man.

Anyway, my question is this. Do you boys have any advice for taking or driving test? Mine is coming up in a few weeks and I'm super nervous, mainly because if I fail, there's a good chance I won't be able to take it for another year at least. How did you prepare for it, whether that be mentally or otherwise? Anyway, thanks for the epic content as always in Game On.

My main advice would be, uh, don't fuck it up. Yeah. Just drive. Yeah. Yeah, just go. For me, it's always the anticipation that's the worst part for me. When I'm actually doing it, I can function. Because I know I could drive pretty well. My instructor was confident in my ability,

and I'm fairly confident behind a wheel. That is a big part of it. I don't think your instructor would ever have you ready, or have a test scheduled for you if they didn't think you were capable. I disagree with that. There are some instructors out there who will save you to go. and know you'll fail so they can get more lessons out of you. I've known...

No, but my instructor wouldn't have signed me up for the test if I wasn't ready because if he wanted to get more money out of me, he would have just taught me for longer. Also, not every... My instructor did not book my exam. I did. Right.

So I didn't tell him that it was up. I was just like, I think I just said, yeah. And then I did all the ones. Because I just said, I'm going to book my test then. so I did a driving lesson every day for a whole month so I did not learn the normal way because I was on a deadline you already have more experience than the average person

already though in my experience if your instructor is the one that booked it and then they thought you weren't ready they'd probably find another student for that slot and give you more time with it and if an instructor thinks you're ready then you're ready because they know better than anyone

how to drive Yeah, that was what I went through to I think the thing with the exam itself is something unexpected could happen and in that situation you're going to be like oh fuck what do I do and in that situation you have to do you do nothing

you do what's safest so for example my one was when a trailer for the cars delivering cars in a tiny estate was with traffic lights and they were reversing I could go, I didn't If I went, I would have failed my exam I played it safe

And that means I sat there for five minutes straight While everyone was beeping the horn If I didn't, I probably would have failed Yeah, because the only minor I got Was for being too safe on a roundabout Yeah, and that is a thing Like Don't worry about racking up minors

If you notice some of yourself I got like 14 or something You can get mine is in everything you just can't get three of the same one right you want to just be as calm as possible and just follow what you know indicate look in your mirror and do all of the things you've been constantly rigorously taught and just be calm and follow it like a just a step by step guide you to do it all in the flow think about like some of the idiots on the roads right every one's an idiot yeah yeah you know we're good at overcomplicating shit and shit

our head. Yeah. You've already done the hard part, which is the theory. And just framing it as like a test as well. And it's like this, like this person just sat next to you, just like watching you drive. It's quite inherently weird and awkward and uncomfortable. Yeah.

But yeah. Good luck anyway. Yeah. Good luck. You'll do it. We know you will. Kuxa says, Can you teach me some British slash roadman slang? I live in Asia, but I want to sound like a cool epic dude

also love the cast I've been listening to the cast since two months ago now I've reached 100% completion of all your vids damn kind of making me sad now TBH and I just want to say Jim saying damn son is the most satisfying thing in the world like it kind of makes me

automatically come I can't really speak to any roadman slang maybe some British Peng what do you mean you can't speak any English from no i can speak english come on come on you you fucking teased us with this roadman slang me when have i teased you with that um i know that peak means that something's bad even though

no no i mean something's good no it doesn't no it doesn't to be peak is to be good no to be peak is bad that's why i always got confused by no peak is bad bro i swear to grow no no it'd be gone over this we came well i had the epiphany when we were in london because um we were on an ask later and it was busy and I was like is this peak and you're like no and I was like wait a minute peak is in big time

peak time sucks that's why peak means bad because in my head I could before we said that peak is means good or bad depending on what words used before it no it not in the surely not in the road man well it depends on the entire context because if you say something is

the peak of something then it's the best of that that's peak but if you say something is just peak then it sucks Right It's the worst it could be Yeah Pang

Peng man Peng means really good See peng in my mind I just associate with Dead Space Death Space Yeah the little statues Which are really good That's why it's easy to remember

That's Penn Peng is like One of the most well-known slang words Peng Yeah Well I know it means now You know

Can we give us some more Yeah Like I used to associate it with Despace until people started like using it way more like yeah when Despace came out people around here went saying Pang

it's like they were Peng's always been about bro not in like 2010 around yeah no 20 it was Peng is not that new around here in Wiltshire we live near Swindon bro Swindon no I'm telling you no I think you'll I think you're

It takes a while for this shit to spread from London yeah it bleeds out from London Oh you're just you're gonna make me start vexing in a minute man yeah because i learned like what peak and all that stuff was what a few weeks ago yeah a few years ago i first heard it when i was about 19 i think people started saying it at where i work which was closer to swindon yeah yeah where i worked oh that's peak you know that's you know what's like british slang like what's british slang like what's british slang well that's like an exact wanker that's not so

slang. It's not slang, is it? If it's I don't know, define slang. In it? In it is the most obvious thing ever. In it? That's isn't it for those wondering. Oh, fuck off, man, isn't it? You'd have come into my English and start saying, isn't it? Good lurch.

Good lurch. Right. Right. Now, Wiltsch is like water, water. Water. Want some butter? Butter. I don't see that's how I say butter. Who says butter? Butter. I go between the two. Do you want some butter? What's that on you? Can I have some water? Peanut butter. Combine harvester. Combine harvester.

Grass. Grass is the, that's not even like a south-western thing that's it's grass or grass. Are you a grass or grass? You know what I am. Apparently Tosh is one. No. No, that's not one.

No, Tosh is one. That is a really British one. That's Tosh. I've never heard anyone say that. That's like a dead slang. Cheeky. Chuffed. It's like bunts slang.

Yeah. Oh, I'm feeling very chuffed day. Oh, you're being very cheeky. No, everyone says chuffed. I don't. Chuffed is they don't? Yes, they do. Because British, here we do.

but it's British slang In Asia If you go around saying they're chuffed No but I don't think it's like Particularly posh to say chuffed He's well chuffed No I think it is No it is not

No it is not When was the last time You had a normal person say chuffed Like every day If you're gutted That's a normal word That's just a word That's a British slang

Yes British slang Oh that I'm gutted mate I'm gutted about that man I don't consider that No because we're British You can't consider it, it just is. I don't, I disagree. You can't disagree, blimey.

Blimey. That's a good one. Yeah, blimey. That's for a certain type of person as well, blimey. Um, a cock up. I didn't say cock up. Cocked up makes more sense. Cock up means like a screw up.

Oh, fucking cocked up. Yeah, blimey, gutted, chuffed. Lost the plot. That's a good one. lost the plot's a really good one sorted sorted that's a word ready salted yeah

that's a word though no but anyone all of this is a word but the context in which it's used in our British society is different to other Americans probably use sorted the same way as a word no I'm telling you not sorry oh I've just sorted

the wood out for the job oh I've just sorted the wood out for the tea no but they don't go sorted that's the accent that's the word No, it's using it in that context I guarantee people use it in every English speaking country

Oh, have you sorted that job? Sorted me. No, that's not using it as slang, though. I don't think that's slang. It is fucking slang. It's not. I think you're going too deep now You're looking where things don't exist. A kip.

Who uses that? Lots of people. Depends when you're from. The bees' knees? Okay, that isn't British. No. That is not British. Wonky

That's British That's a word When you go to a building site in Australia And something's wonky What are they going to say You can't use Australia They have some of the wackiest Nomenclature of all

America, New Zealand Wonky's a word How is it like a British thing Because you can describe something as Wonky doesn't mean that we don't use it more More broadly Like Nackard What other countries

saying Nackard is much I would agree with Nackard but Wonky is just a word No, it's all about the context. I don't, I disagree. Nutter. Crazy person. Nutter is very common.

Yeah. Don't be a nutter. Oh, he's a nutter. Dogs bollocks. Calling someone a chap. Yeah, that's British. The ab so bloody lootly. Ooh.

Nosh. Nosh. Nosh is on here. Faw. Nosh. Popp'nosh. Ass over tit. Never heard it.

How do you think that would go down in Asia or wherever this commenter was from? That made me go ass over tit. This isn't very roadman. Well, they said English, I can't say anything. I don't know any fucking roadman slang. You do. Just try and speak roadman. Like, I just said I can't.

You can. Mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Jamie doesn't even doing his roadman. Kind of upsetting, to be honest. Let's do this one from Sassy Sonia H.D. Hello boys, I hope you've been enjoying this splendid British summer. I have a story for you.

Last Sunday at midnight, I called a good friend of mine who I've known since primary school to wish her a happy birthday. I'm very good at remembering things like birth dates and anniversaries, so naturally I had to ring her the very second the clock struck 12 a.m. She was on her way back from a long day at work and walking through a car park to get to her house when I rang her. She informed me that she'd recently broken her foot and happened to be waddling on crutches at the time of my call. After about five minutes of chatting, I heard the blood-curdling scream of two women, followed by dead silence for about five seconds after it. I wonder whether it was simply people she knew trying to surprise her on her birthday.

But who on earth would sneak up to someone outside to do that? It turns out the cries came from two random girls who were driving at full speed towards my friend before turning the corner to exit the car park. I suppose they wanted to spook a seemingly disabled woman into falling over or something Anyway, my friend was completely unmoved by what had just happened Her deadpan reaction on top of the explanation of the incident left me scream laughing for a solid three minutes due to the absurdity Now my question for all of you is what is the strangest scariest phone call you've ever heard Well, Jim's one's off

That's probably mine as well. It scared me good though When you called me on the ghost story, but What's that about? Why would they do that? Yeah, that's proper messed up. Because they want to make someone stay terrible. They want to be horrible to someone. That's what the whole thing is like that. Like, where's the link of, like, you're driving your car?

You see someone who's clearly, like, injured, and then you make the leap, oh, humor would be to threaten them, which might be, like, what? No, no, no, no, no, I'm calling you out here. What? When me were in school, you used to get a thrill of blindfolding herself and riding in all, almost riding into people to last minute throw fast them. It's the same, it's the exact same mindset. Yeah.

You can't compare me as like a dumb teenager. They could have been dumb teenagers. This is the same fucking thing at all. The context might be the same but you're doing it for the same reaction. You're almost hitting someone to then not hit them. Target disabled

people and like, try to kill them. Take it, take the people out of it. You're riding, driving into San to then swear of last minute. The reason you're doing it is identical, no matter the situation. So you should know the thought behind it. It's just to be, to scare people, basically. You're making me sound like a drive-around, like, scare.

I have, like, have no memory of doing this. Yes, it's just like, when you were 18 or whatever, it's a long time ago. It doesn't matter, but the thought process is the same. I can think of it because I've done the same. If you're pounds outside your house, you're just trying to drive into them. No, it's different if you know the person. Yeah, of course. But then the day is funny.

But it's the same, you're doing it for the exact same reason. It's the same thing in your brain. No, not if you're targeting a stranger that is using crutches in a car park. You're trying to scare them. That's it. That's the only thought where he says behind it. We can't interview these two girls or whatever who tried to run this person over, but they're probably doing it because it's funny.

So they want to scare someone. That's the only thing to think of. No, if it was someone just in the car park walking along, Okay Dick move but short Personing crutches A bit different Does add another layer of kind of

Yeah because like if they did fall over Well then what Would you still just drive off? Yeah they would They're trying to be dicks Well then yeah that is wrong I don't remember Alex Cycling into disabled people

No but I'm just saying the fault process behind it is identical not the situation or the people they're trying to run over just saying the the thing the dopamine hit people get is the same no it's different do you want to bond me over and see what happens

it's different George is not okay this one for us any thoughts on energy drinks as a whole oh there's an energy drink expert among us what's the best energy drink um

monster Red Bull Monster is the best energy drink Red Bull is the best energy drink because you get less. Sam Strand Bridges would never have made it across America without it.

That's all I'm going to say. Well, true. They're still pretty bad, eh? I wouldn't like recommend drinking them but you know, sometimes you need that utility. I... And they do hit different to coffee.

Like coffee... Coffee's kind of like a... I find it by... relaxing to drink and nature's hit you know whereas monster

relentless pussy um rebel they're like chemical compounds created by an insane

chemists I wouldn't I'm sure they're like some of the least healthy shit you can consume especially the sugar ones yeah like if you're going to drink Either or, they're both, they're both just full of trash.

They are, but then you're drinking an obscene amount of sugar and sugar ones. Like, if you're going to drink an energy drink, at least don't drink the sugar ones, have the sugar-free ones. Well, I don't really want to say to drink either of them, because, like, Lord only knows what they're putting in the sugar-free ones to make them taste this sweet. This is my entire logic. If you're going to buy an energy drink, buy one that has less in. So then you're not drinking this garbage as much. because what's the difference between like a red bull

at a small webball can a monster can 300 or milliliters of drink why would you if you need that hit why would you just drink more of horrible chemicals because it's a bigger hit

I get the same hit from a small red bull well that's good for you isn't it some people are different I know just caffeine tolerance but that's my logic I'd rather not drink more of the really horrible compound but I mean they

I can't deny the utility they they hold over me you know if if i'm feeling sluggish and i need energy to do anything it's just like a surefire way to get it i just suggest never get into a habit of consuming them regularly because it was like that that i don't know if it's recent but someone in unity just died because they had they drank like that's like every week they just drank a shit ton yeah it's probably good that they put like an age range on them now yeah you have to be what at least 16 to buy them now yeah no like you could be that's the most frustrating thing though when like i'm buying a monster for work then i get ided yeah what

you serious it's no i find just that whole thing weird it's like kids and i are consuming things that i never would have thought about consuming at that age what are you talking about I didn't drink a Monster Energy or Webberl at 14 Or coffee for that matter I didn't like coffee but I loved shit like that Yeah most people don't start drinking coffee until I don't know That's not normal anymore though

Go to Costa before you go to school We fill a school kid's getting Costa But I'd say it's the same as I'm drinking an energy drink When you go into Costa or Starbucks And you get like an iced frappy You know It's just like you're

it's just a tool to get kids addicted to sugar and coffee as soon as possible the Cameron Cox as well is it more ethical to squash a spider that is in your shower or wash it down the drain so it can so it can survive in the pipes I would say neither just let it climb on your hand

and then take it out and then have your shower and don't just kill it my whole thing now is I don't care I'm scared of spiders I'm terrified spider spiders. But if you leave them, they leave you every time. Don't do anything about it. No, but in the shower, it's different. Like, if you've turned the shower on, you're naked, you get in the shower, and then you see a spider, like, struggling to get out. Then I just go grab something for it to crawl on or...

Well, where... My experience with spiders is they're always top, which in which case, they're not going to affect you. I've had showers of spiders right there. I just leave it and they... So sometimes they, like, fall in the bar. and they can't climb because of the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's... At that point, I normally kill them.

Damn. Because it's just like, they're gonna die anyway. I'm not gonna, I'm too scared of them to move on for them. I've used, um, toilet paper as, like, a thing that they can easily cling onto. Mm. And then you can hold the toilet paper at the top and have them quite far away from you. And then you flush them down the toilet.

Yeah, at that point, you're, you're gonna... If you're gonna kill them anyway, why you... That part was a joke. Good. I didn't get that. There was no joke in that. No, you're just... Fick, yeah, I know.

Yeah, a fat fucking ass. Nah, not dull. Weird one from Auntie Cholos Asian Queen. Keeping up with the trend of jar discussions about which animals and all versions of Tyson they could take in a fight. How do you think you'd fare in a fight with your own fathers? Would you have a chance? Or would your fathers completely? kick your ass. My dad's been doing manual labour

since he was 18. He'd fucking destroy him recently. Not even at any point trying. What do you think about the Belkman pub? But here's the thing. You can beat any man if you land the bull shot first. You can defeat any man. Yeah, that's kind of like

fighting dirty though, isn't it? Right? Yeah. Let's say we're all wearing like cop-arm. No, but it's like if you get into a fight, a very will fight outside a pub, it's never going to be fair fight. People don't fight fair. This isn't sports. Everyone will try and get the

other hand. So this whole, if you kick him in the ball, just dirty, do it. Because then... If you're your own dad. If I was trying my dad, then yeah. Because I can't beat him. He's fucking... My dad's huge. He would fuck me up. So I'm just going to go straight for the plums.

So there's actually a fairly good chance James might just sneak the victory in. But the thing is, do you want to kick your own dad in the book? Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I genuinely don't know.

Because he's, you know, like a rugby player in his day, he's got his arms. He's definitely, like, stronger than I am. But age does play a big role. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'd say, I'd find out. It's kind of a flip of the coin, to be honest. is to be honest a

Yes More like a Britishism thing Is it to be honest TBH Actually no Because it's like it's internet Yeah It's more like lull or something

Yeah Ignore me Soz Is would kick in some in the balls And then running away Would that be a loss or when Depends if they're full down Because then you've immobilised them

For good time You can get away No no scratch free Like when they recover You're gone You're gone If it's your own father though I'll be in my own house

I'm gone Yeah I don't know man Just realise if you do get in a fight Just go for the plums Unless You're not fighting a man Just don't fight then Just don't fight then

You'll fight then You'll cunt punt No just I just no in general I don't know why anyone would ever fight. Like, when do you need to fight? When you actually see, like, videos being shared of, like, people outside bars, like, fighting at night.

They always go one way. They always go, like, two ways. It's either, it's what, like, they scrap on the floor, and it looks pathetic, and it's like, what the fuck you're doing? Or it's a one-punch knockout, and they're on the floor knocked out. Which is, like, satisfying, because it's like, you're being a cunt, and now you're just, that's satisfying. But just don't fight people.

Like, what do you have to prove by fighting something? Well, you might want to know if you can be your dad in a fight. Yeah. But outside of the dumb situation like that, don't fight people, you just look like a knob. Sven can take us away. I don't know how this was going to go. Sing the hello, hello, hello thing in a circle, but keep going until you reach your guy's highest pitch. Start really low. But I, I've got like a dead zone.

a dead zone. That's fine. So which should we go that way? So this is just hello? I think we should do that. If we're going to go high pitch, I think not, because I will just start screaming, so put that away.

Don't scream. You can't, you can't speak in a high pitch without screaming. Me, can. That's not how it works. That's pitch, brough. Hello. No, it's got to be low.

Hello. Hello. No, do we all do the same no, or do we... Then you go, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, like that, right? So you'd have to go, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, right? Yeah. Hello, hello, hello. No, you just, you went deeper than me.

That's just what I mean, I can't... Holy fuck. I can go higher and lower than both of you. Go lower then. Hello. Okay, let's just simplify this. Let's do our deepest and our highest. Hello.

Oh, so you're not going to do your highest now? Oh, I'll do my highest after. Hello. Hello. Right. Hello Hello Hello

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