JAR Media Posdact - give... it... BACK

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:17 Housekeeping 22:16 Bricks and Minifigs Situation 32:38 Mid Break 34:20 Mom Of War 41:11 Defending Jared Leto Joker 46:05 Parody Genre 49:19 Beauty Singing 52:25 Radical! 1:10:10 Has Jim absorbed James and become him? 1:10:57 What are we proud of? 1:15:26 Revisiting Childhood Media 1:23:57 Patron Names #BroCastS7E22

Everybody needs timbulation. I don't need tinned abulation for sure. I don't think I have a bell in my music box. You have a cowbell? Yeah, I do love a good cowbell. Needs more cowbell. Ha, ha, ha. Needs more cowbell.

Should we each do our own like SNL-type skit? well it's what's it was it parodying you know it's always like it's trying to be fiery and relevant relevant yeah um the uh you can't do trump it's able to parody something else unless it's the ufc arena outside of the white house have you seen that is there a ufc arena outside the the white house have you not seen it no it's fucking insane So fat up with this world But not catch me in a tan suit though Oh my god, yeah I mean

Let's put Paisy in a tan suit and see the reaction Yeah As if her optus could get any worse She's ugly ass fucking dog Is this appropriate for President A huge flashlight in the Oval Office? Yeah

That's the question of the day I bet Trump has like flashlight room that you got like built a golden flashlight that's going to be in the ballroom yeah yeah yeah it's like sponsored by flashlight so there's like a flashlight logos everywhere to be fair if i was president i would 100% use a flashlight in the fucking oval office unfortunately no i'm not even gonna fucking made the joke um good afternoon evening on night ladies and gentlemen welcome to uh brocast um i know i normally um i normally I'm gonna write down what episode this is, but I'm in a weird movie.

Nine. Brocast season seven, episode 22, season two. It's episode 22, season seven. I'll think you'll find. Did you just say six, seven? That's when the clap sound effect comes in. Yeah. Did you put it in?

Mm-hmm. I hope so. I realize that would have been really awkward. That'd be fucking embarrassing. Yeah. Um, before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the patrons over at the jail media Patreon that make the show an audio version possible.

Full stop. Get the raw, unfiltered MP3, ad-free. You can chuck it on your host of choice, the direct RSS feed Patreon link over there. That's not what they. You get your patron names right out on the first or second week of each month, so that's attached to this very episode.

For June or something. For June! Jaffter Hours is the supplementary weekly show we've been doing. We're getting close to 100 episodes of Jaffter Hours. We're close to five. You hear that, folks? We're close to seven. So yeah, there's a whole bunch of variety content on there.

Nearly just spilled my drink. Last time we did an update on the meme playlist, which is kind of this, there's only one of the time we've talked about the meme playlist. But something's just in the air at the moment and all these bad songs have been in rotation. So I just wanted to show off some of those. That's unfortunately not one that can be made public because of the copyright kind of stuff. The same with they fly now, where we looked at some weird flying machines. Oh, spies in disguise explained. I'm tempted to make that one live for everybody.

What do you reckon? What do you think? I didn't deserve it yet. I'd wait another week. One more week for that. One more week for that. What would you put up now then? Out of anything that's, um...

Because every now and again on a Friday, I like just put one up. Yeah. You know? I did do a vote for a bit, but I'm just not organized to do that regularly. Yeah. And we hate democracy. Um... Yeah.

We're in a political free speech podcast, by the way. Yeah. I forgot to mention that earlier. We're a conservative, apolitical free speech podcast. We're a conservatively centrist free speech, apolitical podcast. We're a hard right wing, um, a political, center right, far right. Center far right. Center far right.

Um, apolitical free speech podcast. Now you're speaking of funcast. Comedy training podcast. Yeah. Um. It's actually a miracle that we upload this for free. When you think about it, like, the comedy tips are actually what you learn at university for comedy.

For the record, I'm pretty, like, tired today. As you know, I drank loads of caffeine yesterday, like, late in the day, because I had to go to the train station at, like, 9 p.m. So I didn't sleep until, like, 2 a.m., and then I woke up at 6. Ish. Well, it'll do it. Yeah, so I'm running on like four hours sleep before the record. But I have had coffee and now I'm having beer to come down from the coffee. To even out. Yeah, so I'm going to be at that premium.

Okay, that's interesting because you're like delirious and I just feel like I'm really serious today of some reason. Really? I just feel like I'm in a serious kind of... I get serious. I like being serious. I love being serious in fact. You didn't give like an answer to those to... Oh, yeah. It's the planet sounds, one of the creepy pastures maybe. I think that's what we're going to do today. Is the Lego Sound of Fote one up?

Yes, I'm pretty sure that went up, ages ago. Yeah, that's an old one now. Yeah, yeah, I just really liked that one. The Planet Sounds one is cool. Dark Souls, as they say. Ooh, Dark Souls 3, 10-year anniversary. There's heaps going on over there. And last thing is the JAR Media group chat.

it's a group chat I can pluck stuff for housekeeping if it's relevant and for the questions at the end so go check that out too and have a chat about destiny or whatever you guys talk about um yeah an actual bit of housekeeping as we move into housekeeping

the episode stood up pig for some reason is not on Spotify and I cannot figure out why I've like tried to do something about it but they're like their portal like sucks and on my end on the Pobbean side of things, the RSS feed is clean.

Like it's hosted everywhere it's supposed to, all the other episodes are, except for this one episode. Stood up pig. Stood up pig. That's, I'm okay with that. So I'm sorry, I don't know what to do about that. Yeah, sorry, but...

On the Spotify portal, like, it's not even there. Yeah. Like, the episode isn't there. And every episode otherwise is, and I thought, oh, great, this is going to be a new issue, is it? But last episode was fine. If any episode is not going to be on Spotify, it should be stood up pig. Let's be honest.

Sure, did you not like that one? No, I like it. It just shouldn't be on Spotify. Maybe it's because of all of your fucking... What? The misinformation. Maybe. I thought it was like a copyright thing, maybe, but...

It shouldn't be. Like, I have a license for the music and everything, so... Yeah, I've got to... I paid for that license. Yeah, Jim paid for that license. He went to the headquarters and was like... I use my hard-earned headquarters allowance to fucking... I got to stop swearing, man.

It's a problem. Effing and Ring and Fing and Ring. I don't R. That's off the fucking table. No. I mean, yes. I mean, do... Duge Sol says...

This was from the comments last week. Does Alex have any... Does Alex have those... Does Alex have those shorties on permanently yet this June, I say? I guess, like, I was wearing the same shorts for a couple episodes in a row. Look, I can't be Ben Shapiro, right? And just be so fucking hot every episode and have, like, a tailor and, like, have eyebrows that just seem to grow and grow? Like, if anything, my eyebrows are kind of invisible.

Really? I got, like, white body hair that you can't even really see. Unless you've been down in the minds. Yeah. Unless I've been down in the mines, of course, as I do. Just to explore, not to mine. No, I like mapping things out. I like making maps.

Even though there are loads of maps available, I honestly don't really trust them fully. So I'm trying to make my own maps and kind of compare them. And sometimes you'll be like, that tunnel was not on the map. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you start mining. Would you argue you're somewhat of a cartographer? A silent one. Yes.

What do you mean? Yeah. Like a silent cartographer because I go around just scribing Without saying about it Yeah Why'd you just say about it then? Because you've forced me to break my valve silence So now I'm no longer the silent cartographer

I'm just the normal catographer Just the average cartographer The talking Catographer Um Hi Euse 3XN Says genuine question Why do Europeans not have air conditioning

Y'all always complain about it But never try to fix it Um I guess we didn't really anticipate things kind of speeding up the way they have as far as like temperature of the world. Like this wasn't an issue when we were kids. Like it's straight up wasn't. Yeah. Like it got cold in winter and it got like

nice and hot in summer like 25 maybe. Yeah. And we were fine with that you know. Um, but this isn't normal. I guess is the point. And yeah. Like we're an old house country. We've built buildings a certain way for a certain climate. Yeah. to keep as much heat in as possible. Yeah. And when people have like actually started switching on to this, they're like,

we have like weird laws here that like you're not allowed, you're legally not allowed to build an air conditioner onto a house, on like a newly built house or something weird like that. Really? So it's just a fucking mess. Yeah. And they're expensive. Well, they're the best thing I ever bought in 2022 and we got that really bad one.

Was that the record setter one? Which one? It was when it was like everything was just dying. Like it was so hot, all the plants were dying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just non-stop for like weeks. No, like we've lived through the recordest, highest temperature of the UK. Yeah.

We lived through that recently. But also this last couple weeks also broke records twice in that one week. Really? Yeah. For what though? Like what's the record? I think it was the highest. temperature in May

right yeah yeah yeah ever so that's cool that's cool fucking love that so that's why smart your fault yours

um yeah and that also happens when you like you know don't invest in any infrastructure for like decades um hoodyd says what god turns the thermostat up you should have invested in infrastructure tic tic yeah

There's punishment. Hoodied says, describing Jal Media is kind of like describing a dog to someone who's never seen one before. Easy. I get the reference. I get the reference. I don't get it. I get the reference.

You're not going to see, uh, you're not going to see, uh, you're not going to see backrooms. You're not going to go see back rooms, which what'll edge you for? Why would I? Quite cool. Why? Why experience a new experience, you're asking? Why enjoy, why enjoy, why enjoy, Why enjoy?

Yeah, why enjoy. There are people starving on the other side of the world, Alex. There are people who don't have the option to nip to Costa and get a nice creamy macchiato. So what you're saying is I need to go grab a creamy macchiato and a ticket to backrooms and send it to a kid in Africa. Yes. Okay, I can do that.

Everyone listening, buy a ticket to backrooms and send it to... to a developing country. Yeah. Of some sort. It doesn't have to be Africa. It could be anyone of your choice. Good use of modern terminology.

I'm not saying third world. Yeah. Or shithole. I think that's the word Trump tends to use. Kind of like Kagam. Kegakum. I can hear Drake singing through you two. And his words is wonderful.

His words is wonderful. for. That was Billy for the record. Oh, fuck. Yeah, she's sharp. Yeah, she's sharp as fuck. It's insane. She's sharp.

Ew, what the fuck is going on? What are these animals doing? What the fuck? See, I just like kept them out of the last couple episodes, and then the second we let them back in. Immediate bedlam. On the Drake thing, Frog J says, I feel like having your boys listen to Drake music while recording improved to this cast

infinitely. it was a good one to be fair Drake did his stinky fucking ass crack rubbed off on us I think He's been I guess He's been a long-term meme I guess On the coast really

Like making fun of Drake Hello You know what I mean Yeah We famously We're ridiculously famously World famously Um

Internationally famously Um galaxy wide famously answer like we had no business answering this question but the question was I wasn't the Will Smith one was it

yeah the Will Smith one who's blacker out of Will Smith and Drake I thought it was who's whiter yeah who's whiter sorry you can go find that episode if you want the answer yeah I think he said Drake um but I was going to say something I forgot

Drake Drake, good music clever writing Yeah, lyricism Yeah whatever Talent, raw talent Um Um

57 says Talking about that Maga parent thing Reminds me That I know a person who's parents Own Mountains of Trump merch They have a life-sized Trump cardboard cutout too That just stands in a corner

greeting guests In Germany by the way So they are in fact Just doing it for the love of the game Really bizarre this is a weird phenomenon with um like crazy conspiracy theorists from around the world like just obsessed with him like the cult yeah someone in like i don't know what's a country Germany no yeah yeah we had a few this has been like an ongoing thing the past few weeks

talking about like family members and like kind of culty behavior which we'll get into in the questions question segment later yeah um but i was like yeah that's not that crazy to me until it's like in germany what yeah what do you mean he's not representing like your space um and two more of housekeeping jake uh says Alex saying est here for wrath when they were doing the CBT when they were already doing a number ranking was hilarious. For Roth. You know, we're ranking the Seven Deadly Sins. Wrath, Roth.

Roth. Roth. The Rothlings. Roth. Roth, I'm thinking of the lie to me guy. Tim Roth. Tim Roth. Baby, I can see you smile.

Turn back the Roth. Roth. Yeah, Roth. is S tier though, to be fair I've got that kind of memory where I could maybe remember about one second before what I said

Yeah So like I thought we were doing Letter rankings Not number rankings The thing is rankings are rankings At the end of the day Rankings be rankings Be get ranking

At the end of the day Yeah And I'll last one for this segment from douge soul three says I like how Alex here's double barrel

and immediately makes the sound of a pump shotgun God yeah what the fuck dude ch fung

f f f f f I love do you know what there's no one more fun to rage bait than gun people yeah yeah

look at me it's not a clip it's a magazine yeah yeah that's not an M4A1, it's an M16, you fucking twat. You fucking pump that cock, I mean shotgun.

What do you mean? You don't cock a pump, you fuck it. What? You don't cock a pump, you pump a cock. So thanks for that gun feedback, I'll take it. Yeah, nice one, you fucking asshole. Guns are fucking stupid and stupid. If you have a gun, you're... You love guns.

I do love guns. You go. It's like the... It's the one Like maybe positive of a reform government Because we're just gonna become guns everywhere Yeah We're gonna go America legalized guns and then

They're gonna force everyone to transition into guns Yeah Like literal like machines guns Like the like transition Like trans It's not like the iron giant Iron giant Yeah

Is the giant giant trans? Yeah he's he was born a gun but he wants to be Superman. He was born a gun and transitioned into Superman. Yes. Spoilers. Yeah, spoilers. Before he fucking died.

Why do you spoil it? Well, he comes back, don't he? Why do you poil it? The Iron Giant is trans. He's a trans icon. And then... We're pro-trans, by the way. For anyone who's just...

I'm also pro-transitioning into gun people as well. Yes. I'm trans-gun. There's a word for it, right? when it's it's not like um transitioning gender it's transitioning like species or um right yeah like transhumanism yes transhumanism where you're like becoming a machine or something yeah becoming a gun becoming a gun yeah imagine that the cast where we're both just guns and i'm just going shh like and i'm going to it's just bullet holes everywhere

The background noise Bodies. And that's a real thing and that's called war And there's nothing funny about war. There's nothing funny about war. There's nothing funny about war. Never.

Never once has there been a good war joke or a 9-11 joke or anything serious. Well, no, 9-11 wasn't war and there's loads of good 9-11 jokes. What? It was an act of gun. James Gunn. No, no guns were used in that. So, so you can make jokes about it.

So what are the rules? If there is, this is actually one of the like core talents of a comedy podcast you need to, in the guidelines in the university mandate. Yeah. What is fair with war jokes? Yeah, like what are you allowed to joke about? You're not allowed to make war jokes and guns are used in war. But guns funny?

No. War funny. No. Death funny? Sometimes. Murder funny. Ow! Did she just bite you?

Yeah, she always fucking bites me. When she's on camera, she always bites. What the fuck? That really hurt. So what about... What about in the hypothetical instance of, like, someone using a gun, they, like, slip and, like, kill a clown or something.

And it's, like, there's, like, CCTV of it. And it is funny, but it's like tragic. Yeah. Because that is one of the comedy options. Tragedomody. Yeah, tragedomody's, uh, um... Or is a tragiomody. Tragedomody is risky.

You're risking upsetting people. Like, don't do it opening night. Right. So at least wait for 9-11 to be a week old. Yeah. Comedy plus time equals tragedy. but tragedy plus comedy equals time no tragedy

no comedy divided by tragedy equals time I think we fucking solved it yeah using using physics and math stuff figure out funny what do you know what I'm gonna fucking do to the last five minutes what are you know that was fucking gold

huh comedy fucking teaching comedy podcast No, no. Three, two, one. Good afternoon, morning, evening, or night, and welcome to... I was just going to put a shotgun sound, but... Oh, okay. Instead, it's just going to be really alarming because of you.

Incredibly alarming. Because of you. Hello. Hello? Hello? I got someone I want to talk to you about. And it's serious. It's not.

It's about Lego, but it's really serious. Serious to you. I've mentioned this Lego video to you I think when we were playing Ark Last week maybe And this comes from Matt Rogers He says Alex any thoughts on the bricks and mini figs scandal This shit man

This is like the best YouTube drama in like years Really? I would actually record Even if you like Part of like what makes it interesting is that it is about something seemingly low stakes Like Lego but it like devolves into this crazy just like corrupt cops and like this huge business it's like it fucking insane yeah I remember you just describing it to me and I was just like what the fuck are you talking about so I'll try and like explain what the deal is right so in 2023 this guy called Brian Mansel um put together a

consignment deal in a bricks and mini frigg bricks and mini figs franchise In Oregon, right? Have you ever heard of Bricks and Minifigs? I've always wanted to go to one, but they're only in America, I think. They're kind of like secondhand Lego shops. Right. But it's like a whole, like, franchise. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you can just like bring all your Lego in and they'll buy it off you or give you credit or whatever. So I've seen a bunch of like Lego YouTubers, like, go to them and be like, look, it's that thing. I made a million pounds at bricks and frigs. Yeah. So what the consignment deal was was that this guy, had about 200 grand's worth of Lego Star Wars with the idea being that the store would hold the stock

and for each set they would sell they'd be like a split like they'd get 10% or whatever something like that your question not a question a statement I think like this is the starting position

and it's already fucking absurd 200,000 worth of Lego Star Wars That's That's a house Like just build a house At a Lego Yeah

So then what happened next was That specific one in Oregon Was like taken over Like the woman who owned it Like left to go travelling or whatever I'm somewhere else And then when the new person and took over the store, they suddenly were like,

they just denied it, basically, that there was any deal that was made, that they were just kind of like trying to offshore it, basically. Yeah, shady. Yeah. So then when they were trying to get the Lego back and be like, can we get our like $200,000 worth of Lego back? They're just like, what Legos? You're making that up, aren't you?

So then it goes into this YouTube. I've never heard of him before. reckless Ben. Yeah. He kind of specializes it in like... Hunting Lego predators. Like cults and like infiltrating like Scientology and all this like legal stuff of like how to do this.

It's a little bit like Nathan for you kind of. Oh. Okay. We're going to just like these extreme degrees and doing it within the realms of the law and doing it kind of like the books. Yeah. And is he kind of getting them to self-report? Yeah. A lot of the footage is with those glasses that secretly record.

Right. And like, oh, I get so insane. Crazy, by the way, that that's like allowed and normal now. Yeah. Yeah, I've been recorded by them in Germany. Really? I noticed it. Yeah, we'll have to.

But anyway. So this guy, this YouTube of Reckless Burnin, started investigating this stuff. And he like, he like has this super elaborate scheme to try and get it. back including sending undercover people into the store and like getting chummy with someone who works there in order to get like details and like phone numbers for people hire up because they were doing this thing where they were like oh we're an individual store this goes to corporate then you call corporate and they say no it's the individual stores problem so it's like a like you just never talk to anyone yeah yeah um it just it just goes

so insane and just escalates again and again and again with these really ingenious things he comes up with with like it's all this specific law around that state as well and like doing research about it but they do this like small claims thing to try and get the money back that's not small claims well no exactly but they they've come up with this crazy loophole where they get like 20 people to file 10,000 dollar small claims with like a really elaborate

like contract of like divining up the sets on like on the list and everything is crazy then like the police start getting involved and the police are constantly on the bricks and mini figs side like throughout all of it even though what they're doing what a surprise

it's really fucking weird A cab it was like a it gets to a point where like something about like Mormon they're like Mormons um who are is it Oregon that is like the Mormon

that sounds right I don't know that much about that state to be honest Oregon the Oregon Trail yeah I know that Oregon Mormons Oregon is home to approximately 154,000 members of the church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints

um yeah I don't know if that's the highest or whatever but um yeah like it the past uh week or so he's been like updating saying that he's hiding in mexico because they're like trying to get him like the cops um wait who the YouTuber guy that's trying to save the day yeah because he's hiding in Mexico because the cops are after him what the fuck is going on it's insane he's on and someone he's like Captain America in civil war Someone within the police leaked a video because you know they had to have the cams on them The body cams oh right yeah so someone leaked the body cam footage of the cops like interacting with the like villains basically yeah and they're just saying like villain shit and it's like the actual fuck is going on

He got his house raided because like the bricks and mini figs people were like yeah he stole them this YouTuber stole them this YouTuber stole them and he's doing this all for attention. What the fuck? So yeah, you got arrested and I just out-rated. It's like, I would really recommend watching these videos. They're fucking insane. They tried to get his Patreon taken down. Yeah, it's like this complete fucking mess.

Is the Lego community in Bedlam? Well, that's kind of what got the ball rolling was like people were in the Lego community was, were spreading. The Lego community has had enough, basically. Yeah. Yeah, because it's such an insane story. Yeah. That is ridiculous. Yeah, and there's all these other details that I'd recommend just watching it, to be honest. To anyone who finds that kind of interesting.

One of the better YouTube things, and not just because it's about Lego, it's just so like, you know, like some of the best documentaries are just ones where it's like someone who's just kind of stumbled into something by accident. Yeah. It's just delving deeper and deeper. Yeah. It's got that kind of thing. It's like, what? We're going here now?

What the fuck is going? on. It honestly seems so like fucking confusing in America the way like every state has their own laws and like Oh my God, yeah. You know? It's a crazy ass country, but...

It's just a fucking awful shithole country, isn't it? What's your problem, man? What? Explain? America's a trash shithole gun country. If we're going to be serious this episode. But I thought you loved guns.

I love guns, yeah. So the land of the gun, I thought it was called. Look, I love guns, but I just feel like every person of an entire nation shouldn't own guns. Okay, let me just do a little test. Do you prefer the US or the UK? The UK, easily. Do you prefer the UK or Saudi Arabia? Um, trying to get political all of the.

sudden is it? The UK, the UK. Do you for the UK or France? Ooh, you better be on the side now, boy. In terms of everything. Yeah. In terms of everything.

In terms of France. I'll do one more. Do you prefer France? Yeah. what oh you're gonna beat that yeah

do you prefer France or North Korea North Korea North Korea that ends the game instantly because you can't beat

well yeah because it's like finally someone's actually doing communism properly you know what say we want but they get shit done fuck no when people say that so much

yeah you know what Boris Johnson wasn't so bad he got to say what you were about old Boris Johnson but he killed as many British people as he could through COVID

and on that note we'll see after these messages Rankers on PS5 Out now PlayStation This is wild Downloading wankers on my Xbox Do you want to hear Do you want to hear my impression of Paisley's real human voice?

Yeah. Hey, what's going on? Well, I'm kind of looking around the corner. I'm just checking around there. She wants her food is what she's doing. Okay, I get the message. But it's only... I normally feed her at four.

It's like 20 past... What the fuck? Is it nearly 20 past four? Yes, sir. 420 on a Wednesday. Wow, it's 420 on a Wednesday, my guy! Do you need to do a pill or anything? No, I'm fine.

Okay, let's just keep rocketing on How about that? Let's just keep siphoning funds out of the military. You got someone I don't? Welcome to the second half of the cast We head over to the suggestion thread Over on the subreddit

And we go Oh, that's like a Star Wars gun Please let me know about how that's correct. Please let me know if I'm America's a shit whole country Oh wait, everybody already knows it is Are you like, no, I'll get into that, I think, of one of these questions. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

I got three from the group chat, starting with our very old Mr. Blue Pumpkin. Who's asked the best questions, and it's a problem? Thought on Mom of War and Quaid Cube? I don't actually hate the cube. I remember disliking Brock and Sindry until they eventually won me over. I like Brock and Sindry So there was the PlayStation Showcase Yeah I've still not played

God of War Ragnarok Hmm It's been in my wish list It's just not getting cheap enough You know Yeah yeah I'm living in a In this luxury space

So I mean to answer the question I'm like Yeah It'll probably be good What's it called God of War Lufi Leva God of War loose purse Indeed

And obviously gamers are being pretty normal about it Oh my god What a game is, I genuinely don't know Fucking out, some of the shit I've seen Is it because it's a woman? Look first I'm gonna say... What so? Why are people saying Lave? Because it's called...

She's called Faye in the game Which I guess is short For Luffy LaV is Levee Faye. The characters in the game for like two scenes In 2018, right? And it's, um, the devil devil woman, the blonde woman.

Yeah, I thought I recognized. Yeah. But first I would say, I will say, the game's not really exciting to me. No. And I think like six, seven years later, oh my God, dude. Of development, it's like, oh, it's like another God of War game. I guess what, you're going to like pivot something else maybe as a studio,

like that's all you do, I guess. And it's like watching their gameplay thing where it's just a bunch of cutscenes. Um, it's like, oh, even mechanically it's like really similar and it's still the like one shot thing. And it's like, okay, I guess it's the third one of these. Not that exciting. And Critus is like in it, right? He has a little cameo moment. Who knows like, like, I haven't watched it.

It looks like they're setting up some like God of War afterworld thing and a bunch of like different pantheons of gods. Yeah, that, that shit that I've seen is like a cool idea. I think that's a cool idea. Um, and like gods that have died. Yeah. So it can be like a bunch of ancient I guess it can bring back Greek stuff then as well. Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

Yeah, they could do something like that. That's not, the concept of that isn't why I have an issue with really. But of course, this is kind of like that question. We got a few episodes ago, like, what? When you want to, like, criticize something that you feel like you have a fair opinion on it. Right. But then, like, there's this crazy wave of people like, I saw like the Nazi narrative

people are like generating videos of her like um like washing clothes from the river and then like summoning using the Jack Quaid cube turning him into like a washing machine so she's like doing washing and just like obviously misogynistic jokes

um like look it's leaked gameplay of Godobor Faye or whatever um can we get over that shit now like and people like saying she's ugly and we yeah the thing is she people are saying she's ugly in the game what she just looks like the actor like i reckon it's also like i don't know like everyone's like covered in like grime and they're

like cutting trees down and like rolling in mud and fighting so like who cares about it the thing who the fuck was commenting on on kratos's looks if anything they probably just liked it they probably wanted to kiss him well yeah they probably wanted to get dick down by cratos to be fit like all these these gamers are actual like insoles yeah like go out and get some ugly purse that's what i'm gonna break that down for me no i'm i'm gonna leave that up to um you know the beholder the eye of the quakey beholder yeah the the ear of Jack Quaid's long, thin penis. There's a funny picture going around of him, like, doing the mocap for the cube.

Yeah, I've seen that. That's cool. Like, I'm cool with that. So, what, people are upset that it's a woman? That's probably the biggest critique. Like, if it was exactly the same, but it was, like, Cretus in that position, I don't think people would be mad in the same way. outside of the like every game Sony makes is the exact same

perspective and they all do the exact same thing which is true to a degree that is true um yeah I just I just last night finished um Spider Man 2 new game plus

and yeah I'm the Sony exclusive shit is like getting pretty dull you know the emphasis on because even even I thought like Wolverine was like okay

it was like this a similar problem to me where it's like I guess this is just what insomniac does now and they're all pretty similar it's obviously not Spider-Man but you know what I mean like the yeah just the like kind of presentation of it

the way they say they're like narrative focus but it's more kind of like they all want to be uncharted and just be like a string of set pieces yeah yeah So I don't know about that And I

I was playing through God of War What's the first one? 2018 In 2018 Semi recently And it's kind of Not the best

It's got some issues for sure Yeah Like the gear stuff is stupid The map design is like really bad Yeah it's got like fluff You know Yeah It's puffed out with fluff

like it's got some fantastic shit as well I'm not just like ragging on it but if that's what you're just offering again like okay yeah it's kind of the issue right the escalation issue where like yeah 2018 opening with like an invincible fight scene and then yeah that was fire

but like then how many times can you do that yeah it's like yeah it's not impressive anymore especially when there's no actual I mean there's a boss fight but like the mechanics of a lot of it are a cutscene really or like super linear in that way so yeah

um Robbie Giles says I'm ashamed to admit this but I don't understand the hate that the nightmare scene at the end of the Snyder cut justice seed gets from the boys I'm a big fan of DC

things but did not really like the DC films of that era so I don't really have a big bias I just found it a really cool concept and liked how it looked even the cringe Joker acting felt kind of cool with the costumes and just how unique and weird it seemed.

This admission is probably a death sentence according to the internet opinion on this, but I just need to understand why people hate it bare bare. God, where the fuck do you start with that? Yeah, um, yeah, where do you start with that? I feel like the onus is more on them to explain why they like it than,

like, why his bad speaks for itself a lot of it. Yeah. Uh, I think in a story with Batman I think it's ridiculous to have him say the line and I will fucking kill you I was rereading that interview as Snyder

talking about how like his Batman eats pussy. No beyond the pussy thing where he's saying like well in my world like if he goes to prison he might actually get assaulted in prison like that's my Batman like what there's some crazy shit about all of that

yeah yeah he tried to say in one of the like interviews he's like I tried to do it so that he's not like killing people but it's like just the situation like he's shooting a car and there's people in the car and then so the car crashes and they die

but it's not like he's killing them and then like snap to him actually just like brutally murdering tens of people yeah um so that's fucking stupid uh so for context of my quote um it's a controversial interview zach Snyder gave in 2008 while promoting watchman to illustrate the extreme darkness of the watchman universe he used batman begins as comparison hypothetically suggesting that if bruce bruce wayne were in his movie he could get assaulted in prison Nice one's like Uh

It's been a while since I've seen that scene But I get what you're saying is like Um And elsewhere concept's always like Cool in paper You know Like you want to see that Like do that

Um If if I had a Batman on screen Saying that I'd want it to be like The Flashpoint paradox Thomas Wayne Yeah You know that's fine Um But this this was depicted to us as like

The main Justice League This is the main Like this is the main like this is the team and it's like it it's also the ending point of his version of these this stuff yeah yeah it's not like the middle of the story like you never actually got any payoff for any of that elseworld shit you know yeah what a strange way to end a movie

like teasing something that we know is never coming maybe it was a play to like try and get more shit green let I don't know like I don't think anyone wants it at this point I didn't think like Ben Affleck didn't want to be there There's a bunch of like, like, death strokes there, right? He was teased at the end of BVS and never in a film. Amber Hurd's there doing like a different accent to what she does in the actual Aquaman movie. The Flash is there, but it looks like a different person.

Really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I can't remember. Yeah, it's like a crazy fucking scene. Yeah, it's a fever dream. Yeah, it's pretty funny, though. It is funny and I enjoyed the fuck out of that. Like, it was fun to watch.

Yeah, I've seen it too many times. I was like crying, laughing. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. And so confused. And from memory then, does the, no, the Martian Manhunter, like, reveal comes first, right? Yeah. And Ben Affleck is, like, phoning it in so hard. There's a scene before that, though,

Martian Manhunter appears Yeah that's like that character from Man of Steel Yeah yeah yeah he reveals himself to be Martian Manhunter Um And It's towards the end of the movie right with the Yeah yeah yeah that's like right at the end before

The future The future scene right Um And Bav like Meets Martian Manhunter An alien for the first time Um And he's just like

Huh Not one of you guys Yeah, and then he goes back in and eats some purse. Pissadik says, with Scary Movie, 2026, in Cinemas Now, what are your thoughts on the parody genre, whether they're in films, gaming or music? I think this is a genre with still a ton of untapped potential

across all mediums. I'm a big fan of Black Dynamite and the musical stylings have won Weird Al Yankovic. And even more recently, Nirvana the band, if we count that as a parody, it's definitely a parody. The O's, the Oats run of the, The skulls?

No, scary. Sorry, my eyes. The scleries and the Friedberg Seltsor abominations have done irreparable damage to the genre in the minds of the public, I think. But I can't help it imagine there's gallons of funny juice left dripping, waiting

for the right person to ring it all out, but that's just me, I guess. Hell. Tell me your thoughts. You're 100% correct. Yeah, it's just they've got fucking lazy with it. Yeah, it's... It's so easy to do wrong, I guess.

Because I feel like Deadpool is like a parody of... It's a half-house parody of like superhero stuff, but while just doing it as well. Yeah. And I don't know. Have we talked about... Have we talked about Deadpool? Not really.

We should probably indulge into that a little bit. Yeah, Deadpool 3 is kind of really good. But like, it was a few months ago now, but we watched... blazing saddles together. Yeah. A western parody. Uh-huh. All the Mel Brooks stuff is,

that's kind of like how you do it. Yeah. With a bit of risk-taking, a bit of cleverness. Maybe some jokes as well. Yeah, jokes. Jokes are awesome in parody films. Yeah. It's a little bit important to have a joke or two that's like a joke.

Yeah. Oh, fuck Nuggets. Thanos is in. Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh. I think it's hard, though, especially like

because like the Cornato trilogy are parody movies yeah they yeah um but like how do you top them now and it's like

yeah you can't really parody like Sean of the dead or something like that doesn't make sense you know yeah what you could parody

um like you could do like parody of like Deadpool that would be clever cutting edge yeah

you could like parody like the boys. Yeah, you can parody the boys and do like Deadpool with Chimichangas. Well, they're often like, like the boys is a good example of it like becoming a parody of itself. Yeah, like full-circings. Yeah. It's like fuck you. Voight. I still haven't finished it. Two episodes in. I haven't started it. I just don't really want to. Nothing is pulling me to it. I'm, I think I'll enjoy watching it. Like, yeah. I don't think it needs to be, um, the next breaking bad, you know?

It's like a dumb fucking idiot show for fat fucking pieces. Okay. Well, Captain Jack's off says, uh, would you ever sing a beautiful song for us? Without any sense of irony or anything tongue and cheek? Yes. Just upload you singing as sincerely as possible. I think the fans would love this. Yes.

Sure. What are you going to sing? The boys theme. Do do do do do. Yeah, baby. Spider-Man 3 is good. Yeah. Okay, I'm glad we settled that one.

Yeah, good debate. That's your song. Spider-Man 3 is good. Spider-Man 3 is good. It's funny. It's a good-ass film. the scene where he fucking absolutely dog slaps

the Sandman kind of cool when he gets him wet dead wet Sandman you're gonna watch the new Spider-Man yes Spider-Nois no I don't give a shit Really? Yeah

I don't give a single I like Spider-Man I love Spider-Man I'm fucking obsessed with Spider-Man So why don't you want Spided No-W I don't give a shit. Why? Did you not like him in Spider-Bers? I hate him in Spider-Bus.

U-C-I. U-C-I. Hey, I'm an Osi-I. I gotta get you over here. Nah, he fucking needs to be taken out of that film. He ruins that film for me. Okay. I wish I could love that film, but I can't

because he fucking comes in and ruins it. I might watch the other show. I don't know. Which one? Spider-Noir. Why would you watch it? Because I like Noir and I like Spider-Man I might watch it

There's like an option to watch it in black and white Yeah apparently it's decent Yeah I don't care though it was like cool Is it on Amazon Prime? Unfortunately yes Yeah So

I just kind of don't give a fuck So you're too busy watching the Snyder cut for the fifth time I mean 10th time I'm too busy watching the Snyder You're too busy watching the Superman leaks You've seen any of those? Yes I did just earlier

There's a little bit of week I'm out I mean the Lex Luthor seat Looks fucking awesome Yeah it does look good It looks really fucking good So that's gonna be awesome to see Like They've never had the balls to do that

No Because nobody would Apart from James Gunn Yeah He actually reads the comics Yeah and he actually lives for the like the the lame shit yeah you know you can't you can't not do that got to lean in man you got to lean in yeah it's gonna be awesome it's gonna be really fucking good it's gonna be the

it might be the best movie made ever since um since man o steel since the snidea cut okay um well i teased earlier we're gonna talk about this like radicalized thing because i guess It's just, it's the temperature of the world, you know? Are you radicalised? Yeah. What have you been radicalized by? I'm on the lizard people one. I've turned my Twitter algorithm into these fucking unhinged, like, conspiracies of, like,

lizards. This is a real picture from 2015 that's been hidden from the internet. And it's like the dumbest fucking... Yeah. And all the replies are like, this has been hidden, really? Whoa. And they're like tagging their friends. Like, you need to see this.

Cool, good idea, man. Yep. Anyway, yeah, Dr. Skinny Piness. Just watched the most recent podcast and Abby Thinking about broaching politics with family members. At what point would you consider the psychological attachments people have to their beliefs too great for them to be reasoned with? Loads of contemporary political discourse seems to sediment on what could legitimately be considered a form of psychosis. Maga people obsessed with med beds that cure all ailments. I've never heard this one.

the Hillary Clinton weather control machine, etc. I've always been of the opinion that irrational people don't respond to rationality, but instead respond to fear, libidinal desire, and other base emotions. And that those types seem to undergird... Sorry, this, like, usually questions don't have, like, vocabulary this good. Nearly all of the political ecosystem, especially on the right wing. Do you ever notice this distinction in people you know? and if so how many

sorry and how do you manage it god I fucking butcher that um um I think I think a lot of people don't know that what they've internalized like it isn't universal yeah and I think

uh I'll keep reading because it's all like the same thing this was a reply to that from swan diving overseas I have a friend of a friend who went hardcore into anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, like it's all he lives for at this point, and he talks about going door to door spreading the word. It's definitely often tied to mental illness, and like you said, people are often drawn into it by base emotions.

So if someone in your immediate family believe such things, I think it's almost always better to try getting them in a healthier headspace without direct political confrontation. Since another feature of such beliefs is a hyper-defensiveness and borderline cult, us versus them mindset. If you become the enemy in their eyes, then you're not helping them decouple, from their unhealthy beliefs.

If someone has less extreme political beliefs than I think it's actually best to try and talk with them within their own worldview slash temperament. Like it's very possible to make an argument against Trump from a conservative point of view and in the case of older people who aren't going to stop, being conservative, that's pretty much the only constructive way to go about it. I've de-radicalized quite a few family members this way.

Nice. Chicken man said, Ari Jim, talking about how knowing the facts prevents radicalizing, Only a radicalized person can de-radicalize themselves, which they won't do because being an extremist gives them a sense of self and security. During the pandemic, there was a study where several groups of right-wing anti-vaxxers were each given different reasons why they should wear a mask and get vaccinated. Some were told the straight facts about how vaccines work. Others were told getting vaccinated is patriotic and what Trump wanted them to do. Some were told of their economic benefits of a healthy population and some were shamed and told how inconsiderate they were for spreading COVID.

None of the methods did anything to change the participants' minds, and 97% of the antivaxes remained antivaxes, no matter which type of persuasion they were given. It is rational to keep holding incorrect beliefs because disavowing your old views is uncomfortable and not worth the emotional pain for most people. This is negative consequences for wider society, but on a personal level,

staying ignorant and being an idiot is a completely logical move. Love the cast and Fasbear Bear Bear. And swan diving replied to that one too with a quote from Mark Twain saying, to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. I think they've kind of hit the nail on the head with that one. That's a beautiful quote. It's easier to be in a fucking idiot than being.

It's true, though, because it's hard to be wrong and be like, fuck, yeah, I was wrong on that. Like, you have to kind of sacrifice something in order to admit that or be a certain type of person to, like, be willing. I feel like, um, like, that needs to be instilled in people from like an early age yeah like it you like you need to like culturally we should encourage being wrong critical thinking being wrong um changing your opinions on shit mm like people are really weird about that like they expect you to be a static like yeah yeah monolith your entire life and if like 10 years ago you had a different opinion then that's like you being a hypocrite and not like a sign of growth or like anything like that

it's yeah people are very like stupid and binary and emotional about it um and that's kind of like yeah that's where i get to in this flowchart of like i don't know what i can do against about that like just it's it's kind of our programming in a way like people like feelings are so strong yes your feelings are so powerful and if you really feel like you are right that is so that's such a strong thing even if you're if you think like lizard people are controlling the government but you truly believe that then i guess yeah you just keep doubling down because it'd be too humiliating to admit that you fucking fell for the trick of like lizard people you know i guess in that in that specific example i guess if you believe in lizard people

than just keep believing it. Because yeah, that is hilarious. I couldn't admit that. You know, we've all been there as well when like you challenge someone on something and then they Google it and they're like, see. And there's that moment where your brain is like scrambling for, no.

No, Google's wrong. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why it goes to what your source is. And then you go to the source and it'll be something that's either left or right leaning and you're like, well, of course it's that because it's this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it comes from a university and they're all woke.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, but that's what I mean about facts and figures. Figures more than facts, I guess. But how does that apply to what they're talking about where it's like someone, where they don't give a fuck about actual figures or facts? And it doesn't matter at that point. How do you untangle that?

you strap them to one of those like medieval devices that like pull people stretch people those are good yeah yeah what are they called stretch stretch things stretchers stretchers

yeah mangles yeah mangle from fav torture stretch torture device with stretch oh rack the rack yeah You get out the rack.

Ah. You're seeing the lizards now? Ah! You know? What was your question? Well, you were saying about that's why I bring facts and figures, but I'm saying why that doesn't matter. If you're talking to someone...

I'm not saying you bring them. You know, it's... You're saying you're referencing them in a conversation with somebody as a... No, no, that's... No, my point is, like, from an education... When you're in education, You need to be taught how to absorb information. Yeah.

And not like, because it, from the get-go, school is, is like, hierarchical in the, the teachers have all the power. And what they say is truth to you. Mm-hmm. When you're a student. Like, there's, there's no, like, it should be a lesson, you should be taught on how to use the fucking internet. You know, not just, I'm sure they do in some form. Go on. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know. But like, we've never taught that. No. Like, how do you make sure something you're reading is real? Well, they only taught that skill to people who did critical thinking, which you could only do if you were in top set. Well, that's how they did it in my sick form is like, if you were in a certain set or above, then you got it.

Otherwise, you got like general studies. Yeah. I feel too stupid. I was a loser at school. they just throw me on the grass and flick nacho cheese at me they get you to find the worms in the grass yeah find the worms while we cheese you and they'd all have their naches

find the worms while we learn about critical thinking yeah yeah I don't know maybe like a Lex Luthor like brainwashing machine would do the trick you know well it's it's cultural it's um it's more than that though because this is like, it's cropping up all over the world this shit. This was, again, this was not an issue when we were kids.

Like, anti-vaxer people was a fringe hippie belief. That's what it was associated with. Yeah, but like, where do most people get, like, radicalized on vaccines? God damn Facebook. Yeah. Yeah, Facebook didn't exist when we were kids. Just any meta-product. Yeah, meta-products.

Twitter. I mean, social media. Uh-huh. YouTube. You know, like, it's not a fucking coincidence that all these companies peddle this shit, you know, and it's, it's Palantia. They have control globally. Countries across the fucking world.

Like, websites are obviously international, you know. Do you think the Chinese population are anti-vaxxers? I don't know. They probably have robot dogs busting their doors down, and injecting them straight into their eyes. You know? Like, and that's how... So you want that?

Yeah. You want robot dogs that inject you? I think if someone's an anti-vaxer, a robot dog should come and inject you. Not even with a vaccine, just with some, like, mystery, like... With polio. Yeah, maybe that could be the, like... I don't want to be mean, but, like,

kind of Darwinian thing of, like, you just inject them with, like... Something they can. could be vaccinated against. Yeah. Like something really like... Is rebella then? You know, like chicken pox or something. Yeah, don't like MMR.

How do you like measles then? Inject. Dog inject. You know? Yeah. I would prefer it though if they were real dogs and not robot dogs. They argue just shows like the needle teeth. Ah-huh.

Needle fangs. Yeah. Did you know the CIA? once tried to make spy cats. They surgically implanted microphones into like cat's ears. So they were undetectable. Yeah, because they realized in like,

in Russia, in the capital in Moscow, their equivalent of, what's their big building where the president fucking hangs up? Whatever. The Kremlin? Yes. Cats just like freely go in and out.

Oh, they're the only thing allowed in. Yeah, the CIA were like, shit, if we could put, like, microphones in cats, then we might, so they, they did that. And the first successful cat, they, they parked this van by the Krammian and let the cat out. And it, like, crosses the road and they get us ran over by a taxi. You're serious? Yeah. Not funny, but funny. Yeah.

There you go. There's the line. You found the line. I always found the Kremlin weird because it looks like Disneyland. Yeah, it does. It looks like it. It's like it does. That's hilarious.

See, that's what fucking Disney propaganda is doing to you. It's like, the Kremlin, the Kremlin. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bummer, man. Isn't he like the richest person in the world, technically? Putin. I mean, what the fuck does that even mean? it means that

the cats are going to spy on you he's the richest man in the world but you can't go to five guys because he will be killed he'll be assassinated you know he can't do shit he can't do anything because someone will just kill him

can you imagine living like that that's the fucking bed he made yeah I've got all the power in the world I'm technically the richest man in the world yeah you'll be killed if you do anything yeah you gotta have like you gotta have like comically long tables to like protect you

yeah yeah you kind of have like slaves like try your food and drink with you because everyone wants to kill you even your own people want to kill you well this is about getting out earlier from Top minga jay unless you had anything else to say on that

I don't think we actually what is there to even conclude I don't the way there's no answer for changing people's minds like that. I think you have to go after the root cause of it. Yes.

You have to do something about social media. You have to. Nothing's going to change if the root cause isn't extracted. And as long as we have people like, no, I'm not even going there. It's just like, tech is not something you can do. just leave, you know?

No. You have to, like, steward it. Like, this shit is serious fucking business. It's, like, changing humanity at its core. Yeah, it's, it's the, the most powerful thing on the planet. Yeah. Like, it's so frustrating to just be born into a situation where, like, oh, like, the dies cast, like, what the fuck you?

Yeah, yeah. We were, like, born right as it was, like, really going insane. Yeah. it's BS and that what's what's most scary is that um like people born now like their nature their what is normal is crazy yeah yeah it's fucking insane their normal is insane you know is why we made the normal episode all those years back like we need to be that yeah you know that willow tree in the wind you know what I mean that willow tree is not blowing over.

Like a MAGA person, right, you know it's in the name, make America great again. Yeah. I learned from this book that we both just got. I think it was in the 30s that when America, when they found out about that a lot of like the richest people were storing their money offshore, they just nipped it in the bud and just made it so you just can't do it. Yeah, right.

So it just hasn't been an issue with that sense. So why can't you? do something with something like this and be like the outcomes of this is so bad for so many people do we not care about like it's not even about like kids it's about everybody it doesn't just affect kids it affects like fucking boomers are the most addicted to this shit more than anyone yeah yeah the ones addicted to timu and fucking yeah real shit like that real real real real actual slave labor It's fucking crazy People's morals drop the second there's like a

Plash UI Yeah, yeah Or like a perceived bargain Yeah Like the amount of people that like Fall for Advertising lingo Yeah right

You know Where they make out It's all just business strategy Fucking all of it Like it's horse shit Yeah yeah And yeah, it is unfair that you're just born into this shit that's just designed to trick you and like ensnare you in these traps around every fucking corner. Yeah, it's great.

Dude, the the extent to which I'm now addicted to YouTube shorts is crazy. Yeah. It's insane. I can't, I cannot think. If I start thinking, I'm like, oh, fuck, fuck, where's my phone? Yeah. It's actual rot. Yeah.

It is rot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it just makes itself worse, because, like, you feel, like, good when you, like, finish a book or, like, read a chapter of a book. It's, like, nourishing in a slow release statement. Or you finish Spider-Man 2, New Game Plus.

Yeah. You grind for 20 hours for getting spit metal in destiny. Yeah. You know? But, yeah, let's know your thoughts on that. Yeah. But Topminger Jay says, are we sure Jim hasn't just absorbed James,

given the former's new found ability to rage bait the fuck out of Alex, just like the latter. Yeah, I suppose somebody's got to come out with the vitriol. The spicy takes. Yeah. These need to be taken out. Yeah, someone needs to be beeped. We spent so much money on the beeper.

We have to justify you. Yeah. Right, let's do a couple more here. this guy down. Stuart, we haven't heard from this gentleman in a while, the gayest jar fan.

Happy Pride Month jar boys. Happy Pride Month gayest fan. This community has certainly become more queer friendly since the olden days and I very much appreciate that. They made this account and declared myself the gayest

because those early surveys really made me feel that way. My question is, what are you boys proud of? Bear, bear and game on. I'm proud of, um, I'm proud of that. I'm proud.

That's awesome to hear. Yeah, that is nice. I'm so glad. That's what I'm proud of. I'm proud of. I've started taking Salima Husk, so my poops are like solid now. That's fucking beautiful.

Yeah. I sit on the toilet and poos just drop into the toilet. Like it's not like, um, like just the Mr. Whippy leather anymore. Without a flake even. Yeah. No flake, no flake. Fucking hell.

Nothing solid. What am I proud of that I can remember what I have for breakfast? I had, um, smashed avocado. I'm glad you didn't test me because I actually can't remember that. You normally don't eat breakfast, so... Yeah, I didn't. I have two cups of coffee. That's fucked.

Why? I have two cups of coffee a day. It's totally normal. Not in the morning there. I have one in the morning, and then when it gets to around midday or one, then I have my second one then I stop That's cringe

That's cringe Ooh I only have two coffees Cause I might get I might enjoy life too much What? Like what are you talking about? And then sometimes a diet coke Are you kidding?

Which is like That's like the caffeine of like a cup of tea You realise aspartane Kills You realise one coke Will give you death The status of from Final Fantasy

12 Pride your time is numbered What do I feel pride in Not pays me She's ugly Yeah she's our guy I'm proud

I'm proud that I can Keep myself clean That seems to be hard for people For man Yeah I'm proud that I'm proud that I've still

my teeth. Yeah, Sam. Nice. I'm proud that I floss my teeth. I'm proud that most of the time when I pee, I don't miss the bottle. What age do you think you have to get to to be one of those guys that goes into a public toilet and farts really loud as they pee? Because you know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

You know, and it's not just the fart, it's also the like, yeah yeah what about how old do you have to be until you can just like go to the changing rooms at the pool and just like walk around naked yeah old people love doing that yeah yeah when i was swimming a lot like it was it was crazy yeah there's no attempt to like to like to hide anything even slightly they want you to look i feel but like they want you to touch I feel like we're the more prissy ones on that, though. I definitely like my privacy. Like, there's, it's like a completely non-sexual kind of like environment. Yeah, yeah, obviously.

It's like sterile and, uh, I don't know. It's kind of weird, though. Naked stranger. Yeah, when I was in Iceland, um, for, uh, what's it called? The Mace of Mola. Like Bal? Skyrim? What the fuck is it?

The Mace of Molag Bal? No, the... Why'd you say that? Because I can't remember... I haven't been to Iceland. The shark food. No, the hot water. The...

The geysers. Yeah, the fucking... The bubble bath. Oh, whatever, man. The Iceland bubble bioth. Yeah. You forgot the pickles. Okay.

send on this one then from uh redacted's witness hey jar bros are there any tv shows or media in general that you remembered loving watching as a kid but seeing it again as an adult it just strikes you as odd that it was allowed to be made i.e the execs took the chance on something bizarre my brother and i every few years randomly bring up diddy dick and dom specifically the bee cannibal episode so this last weekend we decided to see if the episodes were online anywhere we found them on YouTube and whilst being very nostalgic, they were also now very unintentionally non-child friendly.

It's bad enough that all the characters are called Diddy and that it's set in Hollywood. It's even worse that the main character is called Diddy Larry Weinstein Burger. Fuck you know. Spends every episode with a hot dog in his hand. He never seems to eat it.

It made us think about all the weird shows we'd watch when we were younger and how much they influenced our sense of humor. People act now as if brain rot is a totally new thing, but some of those Diddy, Dick and dom jokes are so absurd the same way that earlier shows like Spongewob were that it really makes me believe that it's natural for children to enjoy absurdist humor rather than representing some cognitive decline in relation to Jha there's a whole sketch in d d d and d where it's an advert about fudge where a voice is repeating the word fudge on top of a bunch of pngs of fudge while almost moaning it's in the murder on

the norwich express episode it feels like the type of thing Alex would be randomly an episode to upset james Anyway, Bear Bear Jarbrose, Free Redacted. Bear Bear. I remember watching Diddy Dick and Dom. Really? Yeah. I was never crazy about Dick and Dom. You didn't like when they had the little bodies and were like...

I liked the little bodies. That was pretty cool. My pitch voices. It just wasn't my... I wasn't interested in anything live action then. If it wasn't a cartoon, I didn't really care. And SpongeBob did have some crazy shit. Yeah, it was nuts, but...

I didn't think issue is absurdist humour. I thought the issue is more the format and how it's delivered, right? Well, you don't like, um, tongue? No, I do like tun. I really like Tintun T' T'Haw. Why are you complaining then? Because isn't he in Fortnite? I think so.

Yeah. That's good, right? That is good. What's the question? Tun Tun Tun Tuhu's Soho's brother. Well, you said, um, it's a problem. The problem. with children these days

is that they just watch all this ton but you like ton so what are you saying? I think the issue is more like shorts format than yes than absurdist humor and children's entertainment do you know it's one show that was fantastic Danny Phantom

Flapjack Oh yeah five chat was good Yeah Fancher times Adventure time Nah, trash What about anything You've like

Revisited as an adult And been like What the Um I get pissed off Whenever I see clips Of Fairly Old Parents Yeah

Yeah I hate that shit I hate Fairly Old parents I'll be honest Everyone like hates the creator Yeah But everyone loves failure parents Yeah And it pisses me off

Because it stinks Dimmie Dimmie Dimmie Dimmie Dimmie Dimmie Dome Dough D' Dome Dome Dome D'Om the owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadom That's who Drake's trying to be

Okay, maybe it's pretty good in the end actually Yeah, in the end it's quite funny Cosmo is kind of random Do you remember Cosmo? He's kind of the random one Oh yeah, yeah, he's got a good voice too Billy and Mandy, I remember liking Billy and Mandy was cracking Like a Caribbean death

Caribbean death Angry Mandy And Billy, Billy, Billy was fucking awesome He's one of the funniest Like characters ever. Billy. Billy from Billy and Mandy.

Yeah. Awesome. That's that voice. Isn't it Invader Zim? The voice, yeah. What's the name of that, that actor? Because they've AIed that dude's voice for like shorts now. Of course they have.

You always hear it. Graham Billy. Richard Stephen Horvitz. Yeah, isn't he in Psychonauts too? Yeah. And Shrek? He is. Yeah, he's Shrack.

He's got a very Like, recognisable voice He does Um He's in um Warrior wear as well I think Are you fuck on me I love

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When it was Yeah Uh The Bionicle movie, I think. He didn't like it. Tukua! Holy shit. That just sent me back.

What the fuck? They're all like hyper-American. Yeah. With these Maori names. Yeah. Where is that coldy head? Um, the Lego movie, that shit stinks.

No. I was also 40 when that came out. The like a movie's bad. Media and what about like music? Ooh. We had one of those like now this that's what I call. Yeah. That had like a bunch of shit on it.

We just listened to it I guess because we had like three CDs. It's like we had three good ones and the rest were like trash. But it had like um we're going to a beether on it and shit like that. Shit yeah. Yeah. We're going to eat pizza. Yeah. But that song's also great. I love the vangers. Is that the vangers?

It is the vangers, yeah. It's European fucking thing ever. Yeah. If I could Thanos snap anything out of history? Why be Europe? Yeah. We're in it. Good.

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Yeah, there. Let's round this down by reacting to, we like to party by the Venga bus. I mean, the vanga. It's a crazy horn. Hey, hey. Hmm, hey, we like to party. What year was this? We like, 1999.

We like to party. Ha, ha, we like, we like to party. We like, awful album cover. Yeah. I hate the like cartoon. Yeah. So insane. I mean, to be fair, like,

like, my, my, ma, ma'am, ma'am. Like, why didn't Kanye sample this? Probably did. Back on college dropout. He sampled it on. puck. Yeah. Well, any final words?

Um. Wait, this needs to go in the playlist. Are you going to finish what you're saying? Or you're just going to be stunned by Venga? I never said anything. Oh. Oh, I forgot that it did that. The Venga bus is coming and everybody's jumping.

I mean, to be fair, if I was in the 90s on Coke, This would slap. Yeah. But again, there's a, there's a degree where, like, once you've passed the wasted point, then, like, the worst ever is good, you know? Yeah. Right. So on that note, we like to party.

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