JAR Media Posdact - GORILLA City Citizen (Our Response)

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 13:11 Housekeeping 28:37 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla 42:24 Mid Break 45:07 Are you in lub? 46:29 A Foolish Suggestion 48:30 Proudest Gaming Achievement 52:02 Birmingham 54:11 Potter Rankers 57:44 Which is the cheapy? 59:36 Alex Manifest 1:01:55 Universal iS COMiNG 1:10:27 Where's the Jessica Jones love gone?   #BroCastS2E8

Hey dude, what's up? Yo! Dude! Let's record some audio together, dude. Hey! I've got an idea. Let's record the audio. That's awesome sauce, dude.

I'm lost. Disgusting a bit, woman here. Maybe it's because you've got to take off your full diaper or something. Full dipe to get high My diaper is kind of full did Can we at least get through the audio First

Let's start recording the audio I'm trying my best to record the audio Hey we're here Recording the audio over here Recording all the audio recording it today I got a full dapper What are you gonna say

Hi, I'm that one jarling that hates diaper jokes Is there a jarling that has diaper jokes? Yeah, after that diaper gag we did a few ago There was like one comment There was one comment that was like, I just hated that diaper bit That's why we did it We like to push boundaries We push boundaries, we take perks to get high

12 perts to get high Um, before we get into this, I guess I've got to introduce the new guy. It's quite hard to blame. I'm a bit of a novice. Listen to that audio. Yo, that's some fresh audio. What is this thing? Uh, I didn't I?

Now I don't. Audio dinger. They called an audio dinger where I'm from, dude. It's in GTA, right? These are warm. I don't want to have to get my toesies out. It's in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. Yes.

Maybe if I search San Andreas, weird instrument. Oh, that's horrible. Is that at the... flexitone yes flexitone yeah so if a few people want to flexitone look up a flexitone and buy a flexitone to make sounds such as yes just like that audio in the ears blood day well i guess they can't say we're not recording the audio way let me check we're recording the audio yeah yeah yeah good afternoon morning evening or night everybody we're here in florida we've been hitting it up all the favorite perkinset spots

finding all the things we want we're recording the audio out here in florida out here in the bayou the bubby boy bayou I couldn't hack the bay I'm gonna be real is it because you go bayou the bayous will get you I couldn't afford to buy you

but ooze are at an all-time low baby no like I can deal with I can deal with any state but Florida Yeah And for me it's just because Flowriders there Yeah

It makes it too not cool Hmm Yeah It's also kind of got that Australia thing Without being Australia Yeah yeah You know

Where something is out for you Something's gonna get you And it's probably gonna steal And ruin your audio Most likely Yeah Them gators around there They're gonna take your audio

And they're gonna ruin it They're gonna compress it I see a snapping turtle. He's going to snap that cable on that there, mic at yours. What is happening? Is that a true Floridian accent? I don't know what they sound like that. Nobody does.

They sound like this. Well, hello there, everybody. Indubitably, I see many snake. Snakes, gaiters. All of it. What is a Floridian accent? Um, who's a famous Floridian? About us outside of Florida guy.

Fleurider? Or him. Uh. Wesley Snipes? What? Bella Thorne. Who's that? XX.

Tendashio. Is he? That makes a lot of sense. Carrot. Is it full of like old people? Ariana Grande. Yeah. What?

That's a weird one. Because that's when I first. learn i learned about it through watching dexter in the early 2000s the place of florida my am i yeah and they're always joking about in the show that it's like a shit retirement destination but it's like really gotten popular as a like a party it's like a yeah yeah yeah got all those girls with the fake booties dude all the rich retired people needed like um prostitutes But that's what

Vegas is for it did Well Florida is the Vegas Of the East Coast Really What else would be Michigan We are live from

A Las Vegas casino Well we actually Are filming in Florida In a few months I'm getting my booty done Yeah And we're getting some, um, big booty hose to tell how, um, wrong they're living their lives. Yeah.

It's going to do big booty, big booty hose on the audio, dude. We need big booty hose on the fucking visuals, dude. You're right. I'm thinking too linear. Uh, uh, uh, uh, well, I guess good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Big bootie heads. Welcome to Brokast Season 2, Episode 8. I'm Ian McKellen, joined by Ian. By Ian's brother.

Ian McCulkin. Find the audio. Find Michael Jackson's roller coasters. Find the 10 perks. Find the 12th perk to get high I'm feeling goofy today And this poncho is making me warm I'm just like I'm Grogu over here

I'm I'm baby Yoda before he got the moniker Grogu Got Grogu on the audio did Grogu's force powers are ruining the audio again dude And he doesn't listen unless you call him baby Yoda. But he doesn't know who Yoda is, dude. He's just a damn baby. Isn't he like 90 years old?

Yeah, it's creepy. Okay, in Star Wars, when they talk about years, based on what? Parsec's. Parsec is a fucking unit of, like, distance. No, it's not fucking speed. You're making me frightened. Nobody cares about Parsecs anymore.

We only care about light years these days. Parsec is dead. Parsec is dead. How far did I get? I said our names, right? You said you're Ian McAllen, and I'm Ian McColkin. So we got that part. Oh, okay.

That's pretty good. Good afternoon, morning, evening, or Parsec, and welcome to East. Ian McAllen and the other one in the wheelchair. Welcome to the comic book show with comic book Doudarino dudes. I'm a comic book guy. You join the club, baby. You're in the comic club. Yes.

Dork. Freaking nerd. That's what my subconscious has been saying to me. Because you bought a Spider-Man comic. Yeah. And then I bought... You bought two Spider-Man comics at once. Yeah.

Well, no, I bought one. and then read it and I was like okay was that it I need more then one of Doc Ox at arms came through 12 Spider-Man comments to get high Which run though Which one though

I'm not even gonna Yeah fuck them yeah F them all Because we don't want to get too deep into the show Without shouting out the Jail Media patrons that make the show and the audio version possible get that raw unfiltered MP3 over on Patreon ad free every goddamn week

every damn week what a week and there was a comment I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find it no yeah here we go from Burst Whale who said I've only just now realized that you're saying raw MP3 I always thought you were saying raw MP3 like

and that it was something silent scream related what fucking idiot Rhyr Mb3 You're just free as hell You get your patron names As another perk Red on the first or second week of each month

So there won't be this one I don't have them prepared for this week So get them in time Oh my God, it's May Because we are in May As unfortunate as that is to say That's not all Mr after hours

The kind of patron show we have over there Will the Fartor, Hell Divers, Lego Death Sound Match, Invincible Season 3, as mid as they say, Elon rant, two of them. A Minecraft movie discussion, bonus moments, cinema sins going too far. Kanye, too many perks to get hard. Just know I'm the alpha. Huh? That's what I called the last Jopter hours. Just know that I have the alpha.

If you remember, I'll leave it of that. You can't remember one week ago, Brie. You got to get those audios check, dude. No, I remember. No, there was a lot going on in that last one. No, that, that, yeah, I remember now. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, I had last but last, least. It's the job media creeped chat. Or least, but not last. Why'd you do that? No, you were right. It's the last but not least, sorry. I've been doing that way too much lately. Hmm.

Yeah, you need to be careful doing that such shit. You really need to pump the brakes there, my friend. Like when I go to get my wallet out? Yeah, you can't be doing like finger. Hmm, can't be adding flare. Yeah. Because that just makes me think of the, like, breaded. Yeah.

What? You just got breaded. Get a camera and post it as a video response. Alright, I was thinking like, maybe that's the flare you do and you go to grab your weapon. For those listening, I'm kind of doing these elegant flares with my hands. Elegant. Yeah, if when you start doing that shit, it's, like, one year goes by and you've got, like, chippiladas for fingers. To become cumbled.

What would be the best thing to combine it with? Ten perks. Um. You start becoming Dave Bluntz. Yeah. He's got breaded guy vibes. You know what I'm saying? By the big red ass.

X. So fucking niche. No, it's me because of the big red X. Everyone knows a fucking big. I can't miss it. But last thing, over on the Patreon on the Jal Media group chat, where you can kind of go and have a group chat and stuff. I'll pluck things from there.

When relevant. Relevant. We need to get into housekeeping. We round our conversations from the previous. week because I don't know, housekeeping has just been good lately. There have been some good ones, some good convo's. Um, Aidan Smith can start us off. In all honestly, I'm so glad that I caught the cast drop today.

Was bed rotting pretty bad? And this was what finally motivated me to walk two steps to my computer. There, bear. A step for every bear. Hell yeah. Uh, ingfrill said I paused this video while I went out for an hour and Windows auto-updated my computer. I hate when they do that.

Even when you say you don't want it, they still do it. Leading to my browser, auto-reopening every tab I previously had opened, so for about 40 minutes this cast was playing out through my speakers for my parents to hear. They didn't like it at all and told me not to listen to whatever shit that was. I hope it... I hope they just started the... Hot Asian Telegram Babes segment. That would be gold.

Yeah, please, please. honed edge x4 said the current attitude towards space and space travel that everyone has because of stuff like that blue origin mission are so sad man growing up my dad worked at nasser so we used to always watch cosmos together i had a huge book with diagrams of rockets and landers knowing that we lived a couple of miles away from mission control was awesome it felt like space travel was this combined effort of discovery that was more important than money or nationality i love that hell yeah um yeah that's what that's what space travel should be that's what it's something like really um what's the word when you're like hopeful and um hopeful yeah like hopeful yeah i like yeah put it that way hmm so it's like uh something positive yeah but like genuinely it's it's fucked like these um these companies are like to do so much so much more like SpaceX and stuff because they're not government funded they're private so using subsidies that they give yeah so their their wastage is

allowed yeah as long as the money keeps rolling the money it's all about the money now it's just depressing it feels like space travel it's just a show-off opportunity for the disgustingly wealthy the richest man in the world flexing even worse the company at the forefront doing the most exciting things is the ego project of our con man president's alpha male jicolo i know i sound like such a duma but man it really strips the or away from me that's true about the all and i love that point about it being more important than money or nationality yeah yeah um i like this because you you randomly mentioned like a ladybird for some reason and keith wrote in saying gardener science educator and zoology

Andy frog expert, jarling here. Ladybirds eat aphids and other true bugs who use their long, long-kneed like proboscis to drink sap from plants. This is why some serious gardeners will buy a bucket of ladybirds and release them at night when they don't fly far to eat all the small best bugs in the garden. Hoverflies, the ones that look like bees to keep away predators,

also help with this and also pollinate. No way. New respect for ladybugs, aphids are annoying. Yeah, I knew they did that. Then why didn't you defend them? From who? I'm pro... Me, I was the one talking smack about ladybirds. When? You weren't...

Last episode, dude. No, because I had a whole moment with a ladybird, like, last week. Yeah, that's what you were talking about. Yeah, I had a, like, bug on my hand. Yeah, and then I was like, oh, it's not one of those horrible bitters, is it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, right, yeah. But I didn't get a bit. I remember a thing or two.

Um printed rhino 4381 said you guys should rewatch the forest corncast episode you get to watch a historic moment that's interesting to us but for you it's like a diary on that moment too on a different note the jump in personality between the jar episode before the forest corncast and the first one after lockdown is crazy

considering that when watching jar chronologically they're right after one and other Hmm That is weird I don't think I could do it Well like watch it Yeah Too frightening

There needs to be more distance It's been It's been five years More distance Okay Um This one I feel sorry For sad, strange little man

I need some advice There is a lady I like Who goes by the name of Lucy I'm someone who likes to believe that things happen for a reason and that the universe presents signs having her name come up on this channel where it otherwise might not and in the context presented i feel like this could be a sign should i pursue my romantic feelings for this woman just because her name came up on this cast despite being a fairly common name or am i talking bollocks i think you should shoot your sharp brother i think it depends on the lucy yeah we do we have like a very bare amount of information to go off yeah well i mean you say lucy and i'm thinking of like you're lucy my Lucy? Like Lucy and Susan? Yeah.

Like Lucy and Susan, Lucy. You're always team Lucy though and I'm more team Susan. Yeah, I'm team Lucy all the way. Lucy got that realness to me. That's why she's got that fake veneer of like kindness. That's my issue with her. Where Susan's got

nothing to hide. In fact, the account was deleted today. I went to message Susan and she's long gone. Fuck. And it's not like I'm reporting them. So she's hiding. I want them around.

So she's got loads to hide, basically. They got her. Um, so yeah, shoot your shot with Lucy as long as it's not creepy, I guess. Yeah. Be, be fucking normal. How do they say, you sort of put all your points into Riz and just bloody go for it. Yeah. Um, that'll definitely work.

Um, I'll do that one last. I have moved. Tez reviews said Ugi Love's reference. I said to myself when I made the Ugi Love's reference in the last episode that I'd be so happy if even one person caught it. But multiple people did, so I'm very pleased about that. Oh, my favorite. Classic. Classic shit. You're just making shit up now. Infrills said idea for the next cast. Every time you make a joke in post, edit in a movie slash TV clip that is relevant to that joke. I feel like this will hell below. lot. Thanks. That's an awesome idea. That's a great idea. Do you want to do it, Ing?

Do it, Ing? The name is Ing. Oh. I think. Go on, Ing. Crack on, Ing. Listen to our voice through the wires, Eng. Connect to the wires, Eng. Relax.

There's one No, no, no, no There's one more I need to do before we go into It pivots quite nicely into the topic, actually, no, it doesn't It just ignore me. Just shut up, Alex. Okay. You stupid boy.

You stupid idiot boy. Yeah, I won't do that one, actually. F you. Yeah, fuck you. Liam the Kaz said, Bebe, just want to say, thanks a lot for convincing me to buy her divers two and ruining my sleep schedule for the first week of playing. Seriously, I had the exact experience Hugh boys talked about.

I dropped into a random game, started chatting to some ultra-Christian yank, who has to hop offline to go to Bible study, and now I mean it's Hell Divers 2 group and we play most days. Awesome game. Oh yeah. That's what gaming's all about. Fucking A. So cool.

As soon as gaming came up and already Spider-Man 2, Gabi, the Boreal Valley, said, I'm listening to Old Jar around when Spider-Man PS4 came out, slash pre-release, Jim was quite negative towards the game and Spider-Man as a whole, saying the game looked lame, and he kept comparing him to Batman. Now, some of this may have been in jest, but at least some of it was definitely serious. It's a stark contrast than the modern Jim who loves the game and seems to have recently fell in love with the character. Did Jim play the game when it came out? What were his thoughts at the time? What changed? Thanks my loves. I've always been obsessed with superheroes. Literally. I remember you being way more negative about I thought they did a fucking terrible job advertising the game. It did have bad ads, it did. Really bad. Yeah.

And like, all of the gameplay videos were like the superb, like, scripted. Yeah. Like, blocked it out. And it made it look like it was Spider-Man 3 on Wii that was like quick-time events. Yeah. Yeah, like every single gameplay trailer was just one of the quick-time events. Yeah. And like, I'm currently playing through Spider-Man PS4, like, right now.

Like, I played some last night. Oh, cool. It's very fresh in my mind. It's a good-ass game. Like, that's what changed my mind. F-U-N. Yeah, it's fun as fuck. The gameplay's solid.

And, like, even with those genuinely dog shit, like, Mary Jane. That's so fucking bad. Can't you skip them though in that first one? No. Oh. No, they're fucking dog shit. There were a few weird choices in that game. Like the puzzles?

Like if you take too long... Apparently you can skip the puzzles, but I don't know how... Yeah, I guess if you take too long. Yeah, but they're so like brain dead that they can't take long. They're just boring. That's such a weird catch-22 to me. It's like, why even include them if you're willing to let you skip them like that? Like, have it be a side thing then that you don't have to do?

Yeah, I mean, I... I think they're better than the Mary Jane bits. Yeah, I would take, yeah, five times. I like the one part where, like, it's implemented into the story. When you're, like, trying to fix the shit that Doc Ock has already attached to his body. Yeah. And, like, it just keeps going and, like, you can't fix it. That's, like, a cool idea.

That's, like, the only one that's actually, like, memorable as far as. Yeah, and I feel like you kind of need the mechanical setup. Like, if they'd have done it through mechanics more, that could have been really cool. Yeah. If they did one where, like, you can't actually do the... It's impossible, and it's like intentional. Yeah, yeah. The puzzle was intentionally impossible.

That could have been really cool, but they don't. So it's kind of... Yeah, it's that problem of, I guess, just games of that scale. Especially Sony games just start getting more and more focus tested to the point we have a loy going around. Maybe I should go up there. Hold on. You're lost. Go over there.

You open the menu and it's like 12 different currencies and it's like, oh, I need my research tokens. So that and purchase some challenge tokens so that I can get a new suit for my spider. Yeah. Well, they become polluted. Also, the, like, story is good. Yeah. The story, in that first game, it's really solid. Mm-hmm.

People who, like, comics actually worked on it. Yeah. And I just got to that scene where he's having, like, the text Jane with Mary Jane. I love that shit. Yeah, that's good. Really good stuff.

It's depicted so well. Yeah. They knocked it out of the park with that first one. Speaking of knocking out of the park, can end this segment with this one from the JAR Media Group Chat. From Darth Jha, Jar, Jar, Jar, Jha, ha, ha, ha. Dear Jar Media Brothers, the other night, I went downstairs and caught my nan watching Britain's Got Talent,

and I saw that KSI was on the show. For some reason, this really fucks with my mind. The show already really irks me, but seeing KSI on it out of nowhere. And the fact my nan was now aware of this guy and his personality felt like two worlds that should never touch, colliding. The show feels even more superficial for it, adding the guy that, just because he's famous. Bear, bear, bear, I am scared. That's always been the case. I specifically also find the KSI one weird too, because I guess I just forget and underestimate how

quite how famous he is. Yeah, he's huge. Especially in the UK. Like, he performs his music on top of the pops, for example. Really? Yes. At, like, Christmas? Yeah.

Like, that's how famous he is here. Wow. Okay. Yeah. I guess it's, it's like a push as well to make these things more relevant. But, like, by who? I feel like that's just, it's where, like, because we don't really have pop stars.

in the same way. Yeah, but you were talking about, like, focus testing. So when they're, like, well, how do we get more engagement on Britain's got talent? Oh, yeah, yeah. Who gives a shit about Simon Cowell, the fucking Piz Morgan, who definitely isn't on that shit? No. Amanda Holden? Like, who gives a shit about the people?

Stick KSI on there, and then fucking crash bang wallop. Crash bang wallop. I mean, yeah. But, like, it. As far as, like, big personalities go, I think you can do worse than KSI, I'll be honest. Yeah, he doesn't, like, upset me like the Paul brothers do. No. He's...

Well, they actually seem like horrible people. Yeah. I don't know why, but it just feels like KSI... He's definitely like a grind settery dude. Yeah, yeah. I disagree with that sort of shit. but I think like he's he's not like a bad role model person. Bad role model or influence.

Yeah, I hear what you're saying outside of his bad music. Yeah, like his music is trash, but like whatever. Yeah, I didn't care about that. There's plenty of examples of that. That's different to like the Paul brothers actually spreading terrible information and being horrible role models. Unless there's something about KSI, I don't know, but. Yeah, maybe.

The only thing is like controversial for Of the top of the dome It's just like that stupid song he released And Yeah he was big into FIFA packs Which was just like gambling I guess But that's like most of his content right

It was like opening packs and Watching Try Not to Laugh challenges Yeah I mean he was the best try not to laugh Or in the business though Because he was so bad at it Yeah Yeah

Because you're just waiting to hear that beautiful laugh Yeah I think he He might have the most beautiful love. Speaking of beauty, there's a, I don't know if you've seen anything about this, but it's become, like, the current internet debate. And I feel like we're the only people actually qualified to talk about it. Oh. This is in our wheelhouse.

We've been preparing for this for years. That's rare. And I guess there were loads of writings about this. Okay. That's how like associated with this type of thing. So I thought I'd pick the most disturbing, just really awful way of introducing this topic. With this one from Average Swindon fan. Hello Jarr, it's me, rubs my big belly.

Have you heard? The most recent tummy tickling hypothetical rampaging across the internet? Laugh sickly like Dark Souls character. Rubbs big old belly again. The question is simple. Who could win in a fight between one gorilla and 100 humans? Personally, I reckon a swarm of 100 humans would be enough to take down just about anything

Maybe even my big belly But I'm interested in hearing your opinions All the best, the belly rubbing jarling Just an awful, horrible way of introducing Yeah, yeah But also like that What a stupid question Are you got a gorilla in that belly?

Why are you, there was a whole debate online though About it right now Whereas shall I give my take first okay I think the gorilla loses hmm the gorilla loses but no doubt there are major casualties yeah a few major I'm I think 10 15 are well okay wait hold up what's the what's the environment I was considering it like it has to be a fight to the death uh-huh they need to Are both parties informed of this? Well, it's a gorilla.

Yeah. But do the people know? Yeah, I guess they taught the gorilla sign language and they communicated the rules to the gorilla. And like you... I'm not so fast about the gorilla. I'm talking about people.

I was just clarifying. Yeah, that's cool. Is it the the gorilla that met? It's Harambe's son. No. Because he'd win. He's destined to win.

No, the one who met, who's the genie? Corrilla Grodd. Not Will Smith, but... Genie. I know who you mean. I want to say Woody Allen, but it's definitely not him. He, yeah, it's not Woody Allen. Does it be good?

Will... Will Smith. No, it's like the monkey guy. It's like the monkey movie man. But it's slightly different. Williams. Something Williams. Robin Williams

Robin That was painful Jesus Christ I don't know why this happens to me Like whenever Like it's a name I know But I need to pull When you need it yeah

It's just gone And I have to do this Like Looney Tunes circuit round To get to his name The genie not Will Smith But the other genie Will Smith was a better genie Yeah let's be honest

He was a more modern genie I'm all with the times genie. But yeah, that gorilla's collapsed. Why? How many humans could a gorilla defeat? Because I'm thinking between 10 and 20.

Yeah. I think the upper teens is when the gorilla starts to struggle. Like he starts getting a knock. But like saying that Others point out that a silverback gorilla can lift close to a thousand KG and can throw a grown man like a ragdoll. To be honest, it's not really a question we need to answer, and yet, as usual on the internet, everyone has an opinion.

But we never consider, like, what humans can do. That's where my mind was going, because it's like, I mean, we took down woolly mammoths, for God's sake. Yeah, like, humans are strong. See, it, it's more like the numbers thing, though. yeah yeah but like it's it's a it's a simple algebra people this is why working out power levels right um the fuck you talking about working out power levels you know like what's goku's power level versus oh right yeah yeah versus caccarot like an official ranking yeah so then you can have like two people of lower power level that equals one person of

grand power level and it's a fair five because the power levels are equal so what's the power level of a human the thing is with humans is the ability for collaboration it's kind of like an exponential thing you know the more people you get together the more we can harmonize yeah we can sing just the best songs ever yeah so we could we could like attach into some sort of like like power ranger type Mac. A Gorilla Grod. Gorilla Grod is just a smart gorilla from a comic book. Is that really his law?

He's just a smart gorilla. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, right? He wears like a helmet. I'm heading to the wiki. Prove me wrong. Gorilla Grod knew Earth. Yeah, what's his deal?

Do you not know me, human? Often before we have fought and you defeated me, but today I've raised an army. an army of little brothers and they long to meet with you do you not know me i am grod do you think you can um translate grod into film no you don't think it's possible unless maybe it was like a spider verse style animated have you not seen him in like the animated show like that oh which one i've only seen like clips of him in uh the live action flash Have you seen that?

Yeah, that's a bit different, though. It's so weird that he's a flash enemy, though? I don't really get it. He's a gorilla? Why are you saying that as if it's self-expanatory? You're dumb. Okay, origin. Grod possesses a magezing intelligence and force of mind capabilities, powers,

that were allegedly granted to him and he was exposed to a space rock that landed in the African jungles. See, smart gorilla. though another account states that guerrilla city originated on the planet k law and was brought to earth as a result of grod's machinations when he already had his powers grod's mind took over the body of criminal william dawson who was in tears just stop just stop how many humans would it take to beat gorilla grog

he could take out a thousand yeah I absolutely love it on these wiki pages where they have, like, characteristics and status. And it's like, alignment, bad. That's so cool. Race, guerrilla, citizenship, guerrilla, guerrilla city citizen. There's some goofy shit. Marital status, separated. Oh, fuck.

What are you talking about? That's an implication, though. Yeah. Who's he getting married to? There's other guerrilla grod. I guess if there's a guerrilla city. Yeah. I ain't one man in guerrilla city.

One gorilla in guerrilla city. Wow. That's some good stuff. But the current thing in my social media circle is I'm getting countless YouTube videos. And going back to the Spider-Man thing Of Who would win Spider-Man from the game

Or Arkham Batman From the game Does he get prep time? Yeah, and it is that type of shit But like I'm getting like 40-minute videos popping up Being like... Who do you think?

We're going there Yeah, I mean, I think I think it's close Really? I think it's January So you give Batman, you give him those kind of props. Yeah. He can beat Spider Sense.

He can beat super strength. If we're talking Batman like with the Batmobile Batman? Why does having the Batmobile like make a difference? Because that thing is insane. What's it going to help with a spider guy? Huh? How's it going to help against the spider guy? What's Spider-Man going to do against like a tank?

The flying one. the flying batmobile thing the bat yeah yeah yeah well he's got that as well like i guess he's got gadgets when you look at spider-man versus like silver set is it silver sable the worst character from the spider-man game yeah i don't really like to think about that she sucks she's just like some person from attack bro she's like from ukraine i don't even remember she's just like a soldier she got like white hair yeah yeah and she clapped spider man's cheeks like 12 times annoying that that happened

it should have been guerrilla grod well it did happen in canon it happened in canon Batman didn't get a clap by fucking anyone ever Batman does the clapping he claps catwoman he claps Tali al-Goole

he claps Gorilla Grod Raich Al-Gul no he gets clapped by Guerrilla Grod less real now I bet you he's fought Grilla Grod Yeah I'm one Batman versus

Relook Rod Injustice 2 No, that doesn't count That's a phone game Yeah, Batman's superior intellect gadgets and tactical skills Give him a significant edge Can you ask AI who would win

Spider-Man versus Batman? We're answering the hard The tough questions Batman Or Spider-Man The answer to Depends on the context. Piptime, location, and intentions.

Cop out. Cop out. I hate the prep time thing. Okay, it's not too long. Batman, strengths, genius level intellect, peak human conditioning, unmatched detective skills, vast arsenal of gadgets, prep time, master. Key advantage. If he has prep time,

he can exploit anyone's weakness. He's taken down Superman, in parentheses. weaknesses. He's human, no superpowers, relies heavily on planning and tech. Whereas Spider-Man strengths, superhuman strength, agility, reflexes, spider sense, danger of recognition, regenerative healing, scientific mind. Key advantages, physical superiority in real-time adaptability. Weakness, still relatively young and emotionally impulsive, not as tactically ruthless. Hmm. Dude, I'm starting to think all these YouTube shorts I've been getting are just AI.

This is like verbatim. 100% definitely are. 100%. Yeah. Their verdict is, see if this matches with your shorts. If it's a spontaneous fight, Spider-Man likely wins. His strength reflexes and Spider-Sense

would overwhelm Batman before he can adapt. If Batman has prep time, Batman has a solid chance. He could build a counter to Spider-Sense, disables Peter's web shooters, or exploit his emotions. So in short, prep-time Batman.

No-P-Py-Dep. Man. That does sound familiar. Jesus, dude. So I guess that's just like how people make videos now. They just like ask a superhero hypothetical and then just read it. Valid though, because that was good content. I was entertained.

That was hell yeah. Dude. You couldn't like... Whatever. How do you feel about it? Who would win? I just find the Batman prep time thing so fucking annoying. Like, he can just do anything

Because, like... Yeah, he's O.P. Mm. Batman is O-P. I think he should be O-P as well. Yeah. It's like part of him. Yeah, I personally don't have an issue with it

until he starts interacting with, like, Superman and then wins, you know? Yeah. I feel like... I don't know. It depends on if he gets prep time. that's that's like the whole plot of BVS does he he doesn't get that much prep no he does he gets he hella prep time he he yeah the whole movie is prep time and they fight and then he wins yeah because he got

ridiculous amount of prep time well um keep that movie in mind because uh jaffter hours has something to do with uh what Snyder in there just a short one but short but sweet And I think about it every day, but, um, first, I guess we'll see after these messages. 10 prep times to get high. Yeah. You've been great. Yeah. I found something pretty cool.

Yeah. Injustice 2, Batman versus Gorilla God, full fight gameplay. Oh shit. I'll just have to eat it. Are you telling me that doesn't make you think that Gorilla Grog could maybe be in Batman, too? Telepathic inhibitors don't even bother, bitch. I wish Batman talked like that. That would be so fucking cool.

You want Gorilla Grod to, because everyone's been like, oh, is it going to be Mr. Freeze? Is it going to be hush? Who's the villain in the Batman, too? Complete side swipe that. Ezra Miller's flashed teams up with Batman against Guerrilla World

Oh yeah Coming back strong A portal opens Spider-Man Spider-Man Who are you You're not getting prep time You're not getting prep time

So easily this time Huh? Wow If you got this far into the episode Comment either And this is a You get two options So either comment one or the other

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this hay fever has caught me off guard I can take advantage of this hay fever I know you love comic books no but have you read Batman's Spider-Man hay fever art um yeah I guess we answer questions from our media community over on the subreddit head over to the suggestion thread to leave questions

for us to answer in future episodes just like no project 593 you've got a sensitive soul sensile he's sensile in that soul he simply says four words are you in love are you in love are you in love that's my new song or you ill love are you ill love are you in love

who was? I don't talk about love I talk about love L-U-B I love the world man I love chemistry and science where did that come from the Spider-Man role play

yeah anyway chemistry was never my my aisle of science that was biology I was a legend of chemistry I almost had the formula for web fluid just like a nail down I'm so close

Well, I hope you are no project I hope you are Huh? I don't know why they keep asking me This Seneck Docki 239 says Alex recommend Andor season one On Sardonicast now that season two is out You can even tell Adam

The director of Museo is directing the final arc Of the season slash series Why would I do that? You know how he feels about Star Wars Why would I do that to him? What does that have I even feel about Star Wars, huh? You don't want to know. I recommended Rogue One on Sardonicust, like last year.

It was a whole thing. The first half of Rogue One is kind of donkey, but the last half is pretty cool. Yeah, the first half was actually way worse than I remembered. It's fucking trash. It's the reason I've only ever seen it once. I don't want to go through that shit again. It sucked. It was like, welcome to Bingma.

And then, like, another planet. Welcome to Zingham. Yeah, yeah. And then we're welcome to... I just picture, um... Because apparently the Gareth Edwards version was like a crazy mess. And Tony Gilroy, the guy who basically has written Andor, came in at a certain point when Rogue One was being made and rejigged it and did a bunch of reshoots and...

Yeah, tried to... Um, so I imagine, I was just... I pictured him for the first, like, act of the movie, just like, what the, how can we do? What are we... Yeah. What the fuck can we do? with this i remember it it's cool from when um and or should have been the main character in it really yeah because like what's her face jen she's pretty boring yeah i don't remember a thing

about her the coolest thing about her is her dad who's yeah yeah he's yeah mad's yeah yeah it's just like very quick rushed over um yeah obviously i'm not gonna do that to him we'll probably talk about it at some point on handel's fight though Yeah. Yeah, I haven't watched the new season yet, but I'm excited too. I love the way they're releasing it in the in the arcs. That's very cool. Um, what would you have to say to this one from the third largest sard? Hi guys, and gays. I recently 300%ed cuphead after many, many hours of grinding and memorizing exact patterns, etc. I regard this as my greatest gaming achievement, as long as that may sound, and was wondering what the pinnacle of you fellas, you. of gaming is buffalo buffalo and game on i i think i think mine is having every achievement in halo three wow okay yeah fair i think that's actually like yeah that's

legitness and like it's not the mcc it's like halo three yeah that is legitness that's the best thing i've ever done i remember i i remember this is I thought I was never going to get it but there's that achievement for Spartan lasering yeah two people that are on the same mongoose and I would just play lone walls to try and get that one achievement and I just it just like lined up perfectly and it just happened for me and I was like it wasn't two people on one mongoose was it it was like just killed two people with the other yeah you're right with the sputton laser so I'm pretty sure it happened to you on the like

snowy map and two people were doing like the assault rifle punch you were stood like a third party charging the laser they go in for the punch double kill yeah crazy work I wonder if you can look on like

true achievements what like your rarest achievements must be a way to do that did you 100% Gears 3 or did you mod it I didn't 100% Gears 3 that was just stupid so it was like you get like 8 million kills online I'm trying to think

the most epicest gaming achievement yeah my most epicest gaming achievement hmm I guess having going back again to superhero shit in Arkham night for the first like few months after that game came out I'd like had the highest score me me and like two other guys we were constantly like trading high scores it was a good time like I don't think I've ever got

like a high score or anything yeah it's lame because like now it's just inevitable the the final high score like the world record will always be a hacker I know like something like yeah it's super like How much ever like a loser baby do you have to be to like hack a leaderboard? I know. But I guess that's kind of when I stopped. I used to play Arkham Knight like regularly to try and stay in like the top three. Until someone just appeared with like a score so ridiculous.

So insane. Where I was like, oh, that's ruined it for everybody. Yeah. Um, yeah, I don't know then. Lick my ass. um ah the big large says bear times two my supremest of voice a friend of mine wants me to come visit them in birmingham this year but i've never even left my home state in the southern u.s is there anything i should know any tips you would give

a clueless american many thanks oh brothers for any answers and for all you do Main tip, don't trust anyone from Birmingham ever. Yeah. No matter what they say. That, you know, like, um, that old, like, adage of the, the people who always lie. No, there's like the guard that always lies and the guard that always tells the truth. Uh, sure. He's in, like, the labyrinth.

One of us always lies. Oh, yeah, yeah. Always tells the truth. Yes. Um. Yes. Um. The Birmingham people are the ones that always lie.

So you have to interpret everything they say The Birmingham people The inverse Don't trust them They're dangerous I guess our second cousin Runs a bar there Yeah true

But I've only been to Birmingham once And it was to see Charlie So it was worth it Nice I've never been So I can't give you tips Actually that's not even true I have been

I have been into Birmingham But it was so fucking bad I think I removed it from a not to offend any birmingham's out there but it was quite weird walking around at like 10 p.m. at night where everyone's like out on a Friday, Saturday, whatever and it was like

it was so surreal it was like the same man and the same woman copied and pasted like just everywhere and it was so strange like the guy with a really tight skinny jeans and the white shirt it was like minus five

degrees and they're still wearing that yeah somehow and every woman in like a super tight dress like how are you also not freezing what's going on yeah it's like um newcastle and the like leopard print leggings yeah yeah so i don't know i'm no i'm no birmingham me expert but um i know good luck yeah uh h m poe says bear bear bros as an asthmatic i just wanted to say that when you guys did the wheezing laughs last episode it genuinely started to make my lungs hurt so fuck you anyways I was just watching the I-G-T video

ranking the Harry Potter's and since I also did a recent re-watch of those movies I just wanted to weigh in on a few things first obligatory F J.K. Rowling second I'm shocked you rank the fifth movie so highly compared to the other later movies as that was genuinely one of the most painful movie watching experiences of my life

I found it to be super flat lifeless and boring outside of the absolute hilarious cuts to Ray Fines, handing it up in sepia tone. Third, I couldn't stop laughing when we finally got to the Dobby death scene. I don't think I'll ever not be able to think about Dobby's Jaina while watching that movie ever again, so thank you for helping me through what was generally a pretty miserable experience after the third movie.

They get bad, man. Really? I think that's probably why I rated it one of the higher out of those last David Yates ones, because that's just the first one he did. yeah i really wish they'd gotten a different director for every movie um was he that but did he do all the last four from five six seven seven yeah so most of them wow yeah and it's like he was trying to do what afonzo coron did in three kind of make it a bit darker bit edgy yeah yeah um but as

this commenter said it just kind of made it uh bland and like ugly and lifeless and flat and boring yeah i haven't seen those last ones for a long long long time um but i've got no urge to i've got no fond memories of that era of harry potter no that's why i i would say just the first three is a trilogy and just leave it there like yeah but like i even have fond memories of four and five like watching those movies they have moments like harry and the dragon in four that's a cool scene i didn't that was the one i didn't actually rewatch was four was it just don't give a shit about that film yeah i i remember being surprised by like how not very good it is when i rewatched

it um a few years back it was the most surprising to me when revisiting like the the drop and quality i guess following of a bonzo coron as well yeah yeah it's like a tough act of that's the Yeah, that's the thing. That third one is so good. So good. Like, it's an incredible. Like, the way the visual effects are used, and it still holds up really well, and it's like, it just indulges in the atmosphere of it. And, like, we'll build up a scene. And it, like, we'll just have a, just a simple dialogue exchange that's, like, blocked out in this, like, two minute long shot. Like, it's, hell yeah. The bit at the beginning when, like, they're establishing, um, serious. With the, like, newspapers on the, yeah, and the dad. of like taking Harry through the It's such a good way of delivering exposition Yeah it just

It like hooks you from beginning to end It's such a good film Yeah Yeah I think In a sense I don't want to revisit Any of the other ones Because I feel like I won't have film memories Plus there's there is the

The JK aspect and it's like Yeah fuck you Um Loptical says help jar jars I just moved to the UK which supermarket is the cheap one Aldi looks cheap or asda why does so many of them have four letters Audi's good little's good little little little's better than Audi yeah I probably go to Audi more just because there's one close I guess what there's little close I've got my whole system bro don't even question where the fuck is the Audi that you go to

Do you just go out the roundabout as what the... No, you're being... You're being silly. You're being silly. But even the ones that aren't four letters long, like Sainsbury's still shortened to Saints. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's five, though.

No, no, sane. Same. You don't want to go to Asda. Aser can lick my lips. Yeah, Asda is a bit thick. I'll be honest. But then I'm a Tesco boy. Yeah, well, you're...

I've, uh, God, I'm so late. I figured out, like, the best thing for each supermarket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. Some are better for fresh produce. Some are better for bulk buying. Fruit.

Yeah, fruit, you gotta know. It's getting a good fruit and veg, the freshies. If you want pistachios, go to little. I'm telling you. They're good, are they? Yeah. I'm always looking for good pistachio hookups, because... Well, they've got, like, the...

The... bucket of pistachios and you just get a bag and you scoop and you're that's always good yeah um because i don't know those sainsbury's own pistachios someone up with them someone not right with them is it never tried them no i wouldn't i wouldn't risk it i would not risk it um agent three nine eight said how do rellos i mean fellows fellow recently i've been watching watching more Sardonicust, recently the Minecraft B movie review, and I noticed how extremely calm, well-spoken and almost tranquil. Full stop. You are quite profound in your views. Here's the issue. We all know this isn't the real you. You're a completely different unhinged monster on the jar podcast. The amount of pee-poo, fart, shit and silly, disgusting and silly things you say. I still remember the poo in their pants story. So here's my question.

Do they know how unhinged and bleeped in the head you are on your extremist podcast? Do you sedate yourself with various drugs so that the true monster doesn't come out? Bear bear lads. Shout out to Dick the head. Which year is more drugged? Jarre drugged. Tim pergues to get high. Which year is more perked?

Um, well, I've never actually tried a perk a set, so, uh... Pussy-o. Coward idiot. How much lean have you done? drank. Well, I don't really like getting into it. Well, the answer would be jar.

I don't like drink on salad or whatever. I'm very prim and proper and, you know, have my notes and... Oh, okay. Bloody. You don't use any other

perks or anything. Only ten of them. To get high. We've got to stop. Thank you, Dave Blunts. Thanks for another classic Dave Bluntz. Not the classic from Dave Bluntz. Sitting on the floor, Dave Bluntz.

Dave Bluntz on the sofa. Sitting on the floor. Sitting on the sofa. Oh, dear, dear, dear. Oh, dear, dear, dear. Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear. Sometimes I wear trousers, sometimes I wear shorts. Sometimes I don't wear nothing at all.

A few people keep asking about, do you know about this Universal Studios thing? Hmm? We're finally getting a Universal in the UK. What, the, like, what? What the fuck is that? confused by do you mean like the the amusement park

the joy rides yeah yeah you know universal studios uh huh Minecraft no that was WB oh were they the same

I don't Harry Potter you know oh yeah I don't hang on let me check I know Jurassic parks there yeah Indiana Joan

plus Disney, man No, not Jones Joan Indiana Joan There's gonna be God damn Transformers world And Harry Potterland

Who actually gives a Oh, the mummy Tom Cruise is the mummy Tom Cruise is the mummy Ah, that's what Nintendo World Huh That they have like a deal with them

So you can play like Mario Kart and shit in real life you can be Mario Kart in real life yeah straight up you're fucking with me I'm serious yeah and the dark universe remember that the dark universe what and you get to go to the house training dragon aisle of Burke I don't give a shit about how to train your dragon what about a minion might want to go to Minion world Nazi Germany What? Minion world

Oh right The deleted Beep it in Minecraft I don't know Are you even allowed to say that I don't know Who gives the shit about universal What the fuck do they have?

Scooby-D Oh okay No I don't know if that I think that's WB actually Yeah that is WB you ass They don't even get Scooby D They got minions And they got Mario man

Do they even have minions? Maybe I'm just being an absolute minion myself. Though Universal, I'm minions. Yes. What a fucking relief. Oh, that means they've got that song. Oh, Dave Bluntz.

Dave Blunts has a permanent residency. Yeah, the minions are following Dave Blunts these days. They carry him around. yeah new villain 10 prox oh yeah oh

I didn't even see this from the comment um wait did I even read his question I didn't did I? You just started talking about I was so excited I go way ahead of myself of telekina statics it teleketelech telek this guy said hello gamers there's a new universal

studio's theme buck set to open in the UK in 2031 potentially with more British related IPs being represented what would you guys like to see personally I think they got to do Wallace and Gromit oh movies were made with Dreamworks who are owned by Universal so it's not impossible it also looks like they're finally making another the back of the future ride, I never got to do the original if it was replaced by the Simpsons and Minions. Simpsons? I guess, yeah, I guess that is. Actually, no, but I thought, like, I don't know who owns anything anymore.

Wallace and Gromit, train. Hmm. Have Wallace at the front, like a real-life Wallace. I want to see Wallace. Genuinely, I want, yeah, that's what I want to. Like animatronic or like, uh, no, real. Biological. Like a dog.

The real, like Is Gromit real? What do you mean? You said Wallace is real. Like a real Wallace. Oh no, Wallace is on the back.

I remember real Gromit at the front. Oh, I thought it was way more interesting for there to be a real Wallace. That would just be a guy. No, no, but like he looks just like him. That's real.

Some people do. Okay. And a real dog. They just have dogs. everywhere. Dude, yeah, I'm, I'm being, um, I'm being one over. Um, Minion Gromit. What else does the UK have? Just like sad shit. Harry Potter? Yeah, we already touched on that. Too cringe. No, I need to get my scarf. I need to get my helpful puff. I'm a hufflepuff. I've got the elder wand.

I'm kind of a Ravenclaw Why haven't they done Yankee Potter yet? Yeah, like the Well, I guess that was kind of what Fantastic Beasts and where to fuck them But it was a British guy though Yeah, but he goes to America

That's right, and that guy Pugsley is there or whatever Yeah Pugsley becomes his sidekick Hey, I'm Pugsley over here he's like the New Yorker 1920s

what would the American houses be Eagle door yeah instead of Slythering you got Floridian shit um yeah because I guess the UK's so small

a lot more of it could kind of be represented through Hogwarts you know where it's like I don't know, they did a pretty impressive job, like variety of... No, that's what I'm saying. But I'm saying if you take it to a Yang America, like, are there multiple, like hog? There are way more people there.

Well, no, America's got like three sections. Maybe four. But they got lots of people. Like, what's going on in China, Hogwarts? Do we want to know? We've already seen Russian and French, Hogwarts. was there another do you remember the schools come and visit in the fourth one yeah yeah there's like russian yeah there's the russians and the french just vaguely eastern european i don't think

they was actually say russian yeah but they're russian um but that's all europe yeah i want to see i want to see like i want to see i want to see i want to see like There isn't one. Huh? No, there is, there is, there is. Okay. It's one. It's Scotland, France, Scandinavia, North America, South America, Japan, Africa, and Russia.

African Hogwarts, that's what I want to see. Which would be the cringiest Japanese Hogwarts? Yeah. I don't know. I just want to go to where the elves come from. I want to play Harry Potter in Minecraft. I mean, that's very, very achievable. Is Universal Minecraft?

That's WB. Fuck. Microsoft owns that one. You did already say that. Is Microsoft related to WB? I guess they would... I hate... Giving them the license to make a movie on it or something?

I don't know. I hate all the, like, mega corporation ties. Yeah. You know? They're all linked to each other. Giving each other little sucks. Yeah. Like little taint little kisses.

I'll give you my taint for your fucking dirty slime. Oh, yes, please. Have you been to business college? I got my major in taint. Let's end on this one. From a Mr. Of Kangu. Your boys used to be mega fans of the Netflix Marvel, Daredevil, Jessica Jones.

Luke Skywalker Cage Have you ever Ever, ever Had any interest in Daredevil Born again Or is too Disney cringe for you babies You let me be inside you Yes

Awesome callback I don't remember a single thing that happens in Luke You don't remember Did you genuinely watch Luke Cage? I actually watched the whole thing genuinely watched Luke Cage, then you wouldn't be able to fucking forget. I remember like a barber getting attacked. Yeah.

And his brother is like, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. You remember it like it. I am my brother's keeper. Bam! Yeah, he wears like a power suit and has a big fight. Bibba bam. Yeah. I like when Luke Cage breaks out of prison and then he's got like the chains and shit.

Oh yeah. That's fucking fire. But it's way cool that the best Daredevil when he has the ropes around his arms. That's cool as fuck. Daredevil, I never watched Season 3. You're joking, the best season, literally. Is it? Yeah.

I'd quite happily go back and watch it from Season 1. Like, that show's fucking good. It's just got it. Yeah. Deer Devil's cool, man. I love Daredevil. Jessica Jones was lame. No, Jessica Jones was fire.

Jessica Jones was fire because David Tennant fucking rocked up and he was like, like the most interesting and she's cool I like her too yeah no she she is she is a good character she I didn't like her

she's some cringy writing yeah yeah and her Luke Cage shit it's pretty cringy but like I loved it for that yeah like it felt like someone had written a comic book

and then just showed it to the actors and they were like do this you know um yeah so yeah i've been seeing the the um there devil's got pigsley in it as well doesn't it yeah it does he's got puggo

so mean yeah that's horrible Captain America does as well Captain America Winter Soldier got fucking robo pigo oh that's Dobby no really Let me double check.

I don't want to be speaking out of Dobb right now. He's a good-ass actor. He's just a little pigsly, man. Captain America, what's it called? Just Captain America One. The Winter Soldier. He's in Captain America One, and then he's a robot in Captain American C. I love comic books.

Toby Jones. Is that him? Is he Dobby, or is he a different Dobby? Um, oh, he's in so many things. I'm struggling to find him. I could have just Googled who is Dobby. Yeah, you could have just looked. Who's going to be the new Dobby in like the new...

It is him. Wow. That's awesome info. Thank you. But yeah, I'm quite down to watch Daredevil. I don't know how much it links to... I mean, he showed up in, uh, you know, that show everyone hated with the green... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I don't know how much he links to the Netflix series. Like, are they going to bring Jessica Jans back and shit? Because I'm on my knees and I'm begging. Please. Not for Cage. Well, yeah, obviously, but like... The Hela's shit didn't work out, so he needs it. No, you hype up the, the, the...

Luke Cage. I miss... Oh, those are the days. What was it, what was the other one even called? There was a fourth one. Iron tongue. Iron giant. Yeah, the iron.

No, iron fist. He sucked. Nobody gave a shit about him. He ruined it. They were on a roll and he fucking ruined it. The fuck is iron fist. Nobody cares. He sucks.

Like, what the fuck is the point of this dude? A young man is bestowed with incredible martial art skills and a mystical force known as the iron fist. Hell yeah. Like, I'm down with that. With you reading that, it's like, cool. And... You watched it, didn't you? No.

Neither of us even watched this show. No, that's where I drew the line. I was like, this fucking sucked. Yeah, and because of that show, I didn't even watch their Avengers bullshit. Yeah, because they did the defenders. That's the worst thing about Daredevil season three, is that the first episode is like,

picks up right off. Yeah, exactly. That's why I've never watched season three. But it's like still, I don't know, it's like 10 minutes where you're like what? Yeah, but I started it. I started I got like five minutes in and I was like, I don't know what's going on. Yeah, that's like the big risk

kind of doing a play like that. Yeah. The defenders. Huge shame. I feel sorry for the iron fist, dude. Why? He sucks. Because look at you're around, you're around Daredevil, or Jessica Jones, Luke Cage. Yeah, you can't out how do Luke Cage.

What are you supposed to fucking do? Yeah, I mean, I doubt he was given much to work with. I wonder if they got like overconfident. You know, they were like, we've made Daredevil. Everyone loves it. We've made Jessica Jones. Everyone loves it. We've made Luke Cage.

Nobody dislikes it. We just reinvented the genre. Yeah. What's Luke Cage's fucking powers? He just fucking is it. He's just him. No, he's like bulletproof. He's bulletproof and strong as fuck.

What's Jessica Jones's powers? She's like a detective. She's strong. She's like bulletproof and strong as fuck. What is going on with this goddamn world? Okay. No, she is, though, right? She's like, I remember her lifting a car for some reason.

Yeah, and she, like, she fucking claps. She gets her cheeks clapped by his Luke Cage and then claps Luke Cage's cheeks. Like, later down the line. Because she let him be inside her. And that really upset him. A lot of context is lost. But I remember the key points. Why the fuck does he say that?

Because, like, she knew, she, like, I think David Tennant got Jessica Jones to kill Luke Cage's wife or something? And then they banged, and then he was like, what the fuck? There's a post from eight years ago on us slash Jessica Jones. If you were Luke, would you have forgiven Jessica? Jessica Jones was forced to kill Luke Cage's wife While under the influence of Kill Great You remember this shit crazy well But what show was this in?

Both Wait so Luke Cage was introduced in Jessica Jones Yes Yes And then he got his own show Yes Right And his own show was so sick

But do you remember How bad Jessica Jones got The second tape of ten on that yeah did they even do more they did a second season I remember watching it they did season two yeah I remember watching it because I remember there being this whole

like B plot with like someone that lives in the same building as her and they're like the comic relief characters and they like oh shit try to flush them out and it's like the lamest shit you've ever seen you're kind of ringing a bell wait it got they got three seasons oh so I did not see

Yeah, I saw two Maybe they brought them back or something I don't know This is, bro, and this was 2018 Wow Wow That's way more recent than I was expecting Bro

That's seven years ago I know, but that's still more recent than I was expecting So I thought she killed David Tennant Like in the last episode of season one Yeah, but this is a comment books bro yeah i guess kill is uh if you look up in the comic book dictionary equals alive yeah kill is defined by being alive in comic books well in comic books it's more like um

the character has been paused yeah just had enough of you for a minute yeah well i think we're done here brother yeah i think so i need a nasal spray another day another dobbie another day another nasal spray as jessica jones would say yeah