JAR Media Posdact - GUILD Steward of the Borough of JAR - JARCast Episode 328

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:00 Creepy Guy in JARs DMs 20:08 Housekeeping 25:09 'The White Horse' 29:27 AI Goon-Bots 33:46 Hobbs & Shaw 2, Vin Diesel Drama 40:24 Cringey Star Wars Hypethetical 47:31 Lord of the Rings Gollum and Gaming 'Apologies' 56:19 Looking Up Dobby Lore 1:06:21 Mid Break 1:07:41 Question Segment: The BEST Takeaway 1:14:54 YouTube Premiere 1:15:56 Fav Call of Duty Peashooter 1:22:40 Marathon, Metal Gear, Destiny, Playstation Showcase 1:40:01 Patron Segment

I think James needs to start leaving his phone downstairs. Mmm, Neanor, Eleanor. Why do you, why you actually like this? Eleanor Rigby, smoking a doob in her chair in the room by the wall. I feel like Narito with my band. You look like Narito with your... Really, if I do this? Strand.

Sasuke! I'm coming out the battle bus. He's in that he's in fortnight, isn't it? No, I know you look like. Dragon Ball 9 is like a 60s one? Yeah. Nice. You do, you do. Where's the hallucinogenics everybody? Yeah, yeah. I second that right here. Do you actually need to hallucinate? Just go to bed a bit earlier. Usually hallucinate. What? What have you never hallucinated? No, no, I'm not projecting. The only thing I project is vomit. that's my thing can't steal my thing hey no you can't take vomit and diarrhea and hallucinate I don't have diarrhea he does no I was saying that about Alex okay he can

have vomiting or diarrhea I can't take it got to be vomit I have vomit way more than real I don't ever have weir wrong no no no I generally don't I just have weird shit well yeah you have the most of both Alex but both yeah I don't know just because I do loads of poos in a day doesn't mean I have rea there Yeah, but you're all, every time, like, we communicate, I think you say diarrhea building. Diary building. Yeah, but that's not literal. Well, it's more satisfying to say diarrhea building than, oh, I'm nearly ready to do a poo.

Anything? Just a good diarrhea building. I guess. I wouldn't argue with it. See? I think it makes my point clear. A little bit embellished, but, you know. Have you actually done a clap?

Every fucking... Every time. Every time. James I'm up to here. Well, I'm up to here. Together we're about there. Together we're about there. Diarrhea building.

It might be a good name for this one, Ria building. I like calling it Ria. I... Okay, I've come up with a really funny one. Okay. Spelling diarrhea. D.I. R-E space R-E-A-R-E-R-E-R-Di-R-A-R-B-A-R-B-A-R-I-S-A-R-E-R-E-R-R-E, like the one of the worst

names you can give a kid or just, you know, your child. Wasn't it short for like R-A-R-A-R-R-N-A-R-R-N-A-R-N-N-A------------- Then you're gonna get bullied by being called D-A-W-A-R-R-Ria. I like spell Spelling, diarrhea, D-I-R-E-A. That's the true spelling in my mind. I don't know how to, like, generally, whenever I actually, like, try to say. It's one of the most confusing words. Yeah, big time.

It's why the shortened ones, like, now exist, because it's like, I will try to spell diarrhea, and I'll just be like, die. One little life hack. You can use the, like, text to speech. Dairia. Yeah, yeah. No, that's, that makes me sound silly. Isn't it all the time? We say text to speech, but isn't it speech to text, really?

Yeah. Yeah, everyone says text to speech, but it's not. That sounds more natural of some reason. Yeah. Speech to text. Yeah, because you're speaking and it's turning into your phone. I've used that a few times like after I've seen a movie and I have all these like thoughts. Like I'll start a press record on my phone while driving.

Oh, okay. Just word vomit. So then it's like down somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Because my memory. My short-term memory is so bad. Just don't think. Yeah.

So you press that button and you're like leftist, woke moralists. Yet another one for the. SJW Pile But guys Weird way to start this But we got an email to the JAR account Is it an only fan's sponsorship?

No This was This was yesterday We got this email right Okay As of recording From this fellow called Brendan Okay Brendan

Right And it's quite normal To get these weird Like It's the best way to put it The nicest way to put it Uh Clearly

really BS, fake, like, desperate people slash companies trying to get, like, ad space or, you know, this kind of stuff. Well, I like money. Yeah, same. But I don't know if we can trust Brendan here. This is how they open their email, right? Hi, Jar. I hope you're having a great week. My name's Brendan.

And I'm the founder of a YouTube channel. I started to help the world master the art. to public speaking. Great to see what you're doing with the JAR Media POSDact podcast. Great focus on nothing. So clearly this is...

He's just taken from the bio. Yeah, they just take the bio. They'll have to a good start. He might be a long-term listening. So, like, clearly, like, when they normally send this email, it would be like, great focus on cars and vehicles for your... Astrophysics.

Yeah, yeah. Like, whatever the topic is on iTunes or Spotify. They just fill it in. But because, yeah, we say a podcast. about nothing. Nileism. Great focus on nihilism. Yep.

I'm not going to read anymore. I just wanted that part. Oh, wait, no. We hate you. How much is you going to pay us? I think this is more of a like, he's asking, I'm reaching out to your show

to help your audience navigate how to present effectively online and share my free resources with folks during this difficult time. Let me know if you'd be interested in having me on as a podcast guest for your show. And I hope you're staying safe and healthy Should we have him on and just fuck with him the whole time?

Yeah Yeah Just pretend Like throw little rocks at him Throw rocks at him Throw rocks over Discord No have him here In the room

Oh you mean like Put him out and all Yeah yeah like fly him out Put him on a giant dartboard And like throw that A spinning one Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah public speak your way out of this Yeah Yeah Way the public now Yeah

Or something like 1800s, public execution. This is a public trial. Yeah. But if you do want to get in contact, if you're wanting, you know, a new audience for your product, you know, your show, you're wanting to sponsor an upcoming superstars. Give us money. Yeah, I think that you don't even need to preface it, you know, just give us money.

Ideally, give us money and we don't have to, like, sponsor a product we don't believe in. Yeah. Only give us products we actually like. No, don't give us products. Just money. Yeah, just give us money. Yeah. Yeah.

With no obligation to like, you know, advertise. Do you know, I can't remember the Twitch streamer's name, but he was kind of known for doing a bunch of like gambling, like ads. And he revealed semi-recently how much he'd made from those gambling ads. Did he gamble it all away? I don't think it was tens of millions. I think it was hundreds of millions of dollars. as he made doing that one.

Yeah, like an amount of money so obscene. It's like, man. That's gross. That is gross if you're making that much money from someone else's suffering. Well, that's just marketing, though. I know, but, no, but

you've got no more compass, and I'm allowed to judge you if you're going to, you know, advertised gambling. You can, gambling websites, please pay us that much money. I'm okay with that. Yeah, if it's us, then it doesn't apply, but. If it's someone else, then... Is it any more immoral than selling...

Well, we're not doing... Yeah, but we're not doing alcohol, um, sponsorships and we're not doing cigarette sponsorships. We will. I guess that's the question. If the opportunity arises. If a big gambling company was like, it's three million quid for...

In every jar cast, um, forever, for 10 years, you've got to mention this gambling site for three minutes. I even talk about winnings I didn't make on it I'm willing to go down on that much money That's such a tricky thing for me Do it once you think you deny Well that's what I mean

With that contract in front of you you think you could I think if I said yes I would I would have to accept that I'm doing something wrong That I don't believe in What part do you think is wrong Like taking a like specifically online Like a lot of YouTube slash Twitch audience contend a bit younger.

You think it's immoral from that angle or just... I think gambling shouldn't be advertised. Yeah, I'm agreement. I think it is... Yeah, I got a unique relationship with gambling.

I love doing it. Really, I'm not a gambler. No, I'm not. I'm just... I take fucking huge gambols. But working in retail, I did see like the damage it could do though.

But I worked at that place where you'd buy your lotto tickets and man, the faces you see in the amount of money that's being dropped. there's something sad about it yeah it's monetized the concept of hope yeah yeah that's exactly what I was going to say it's some yeah selling hope but like hope it's it's like a nought 0.0 1% chance you're gonna it's also genius because the people who win are the people

who think hope and because they've now got their money they raised it really quickly and it goes back into the economy yeah they never keep it because they're addicted to their that spending. Yeah, there's that like average time lot of winners like get through all their money and it's like a crazy short. I would be able to spend all of it in the same day. Really? 100%. What about the euro millions?

Like 120 million? 120 million I can do it in a day. Like 50? Like how do? Say you buy stock market. Yeah, that'll be the quickest way to lose it. So you invests like into a hedge fund basically you know where they do all the work and they, but if you put 10 million

that that is always like a fallback because you can just pull it out your mum made money then you instantly just buy 1.5, 2 million pound properties buy a bunch of them, buy an amount by land and then I would be able to spend it in the day 100%. If you just contact like an agency

in London and be like 100 million give me the maximum amount of properties you can same with a hedge fund there's no point keeping the money. The maximum amount of property in London you could buy is one. No, it's in like a property company in London. That's like a two-bed in London Yeah, probably 100 million.

But it's like houses on that one road by the coast. It's like one of the most expensive areas now, like was at least. It's like it's overlooking, it's like an old, I don't know how to explain it, but it's like... In London? No, it's by the sea. All the boomers know this road because it's like the wealthiest road. And it's like properties by the sea cost 15, properties on the opposite side of road cost 1 million. It's one of those streets.

You just buy loads of properties on that sea front and then you're always going to have money. money's easy to manage why didn't you have more of it then because I don't manage it well when you literally always stressed about money yeah no you don't even pay me back for like a Chinese no I guess that is good money management yeah

I take back which I have no obligation to pay you do have an obligation you just swerve it it's like the inverse of a loan shock yeah James is a A take shark No

No, this isn't true I've I have no debt to you No I know what you're going to say I think the charlings know exactly No no no no no I'm not obliged to pay that

I think we should actually go on Judge Judy Let's have Judy on the Cust. Yeah, get Judy on the Cursed. She can set things straight. I'm that confident. But it doesn't mean I'm going to... I'd take Judge Rinder.

But it doesn't mean I'm going to pay you. Judge Rinders or Judge Judy's opinion. Well, then you'd have to do, like, community service. Yeah, or time. I could actually imagine you doing community service before paying Jim back. Yeah, he would, is that? I would. Well, it's like $50,000 of community services, like an hour or two.

Speaking on this, if you want Actually, I'm not going to give out this kind of advice on the coast. Can I do it? Is this a way to avoid things? No, no, I was just thinking about, you just mentioned GTA, my mind's rolling. I didn't say GTA? Well, the GTA vet. Oh, yeah, we are talking about the GTA vet.

GTA vet. Bet. Oh, bat, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah. Yeah, because there's like rumblins of earnings calls in Take 2. I think it's starting to ramp up So I'll invest 50 pounds Okay But it will ramp up like when that trailer drops

And like And it gets near the release date I think it's going to get a little bit crazy Okay so I'll put 50 final stock market for you I've already got hundreds Intake to a loan Well I'm going to put hundreds in it Just so I can make more money than you

It's a competition baby Either way you owe me 50% of it But yeah, I'll take back what I said a minute ago where I don't really gamble I suppose the stock market's kind of gambling I pulled everything out of the stock market Actually, I pulled everything out that was profitable on the stock market Yeah, that's what I'm doing at the minute It's the stock market is weird because like

If you want to do it properly, you kind of need to invest like More money Like a part-time job's worth of time into actually Yeah, yeah But there's also the strat of um As long as it's money you don't need now or in the short term, just leave it in there. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I won't take anything out that's in the red. No, yeah, that's stupid. I've got a lot in the way. Yeah, just wait until like... It levels. The true strat is you just are always buying. You just buy more when it's low. That's like the only actual thing you can do.

No, that's stupid. Because then it might never go up. But that's what traders do. Well, I'm not a trader Yeah No, we have viewed money wrong The only way to get rich Is you join a really small company

Because when they go big And if they end up on the stock market You get a bunch of shares Like all the old boys in my work All millionaires All of them are millionaires Because they made that much money On the stock market from our company

Because they were given shares But think about where they were in their generation Those gaps aren't really the thing anymore No, they're not But you can still join a small company that's like pre-boom and make a lot of people from that generation that think like this still works like you just go into a place with your CV and be like have you got a space for me there's actually something interesting this this week at work because my because our company is

like PLC is on the stock market there's always there's this view that you can't get any big positions because it's all like degree it's like all of that level is all degrees and they actually had a meeting that was just like we've got this perception that you need degrees for any jump here I want to make sure that's not true but it is absolutely true The company's in a state because they've relied on university students. Brough, I don't know how we got onto this topic, but good afternoon, morning, evening or night, everybody. Welcome to JARCAST episode, what is it, 2-8-2-8, is what I'm supposed to say. I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim and James.

That's nice. Hello. Hello. And I'm not feeling scared this time. That was last episode, thank. You were frightened. I was frightened, and the fear was building. The fear was building, which in turn makes the rear build.

It's just a mess. But today, I think things have, they've returned, feeling nice and hippie-ish. I'm just ready to go, you know? Yeah. Got my trip drink, not sponsored, although they should sponsor us. I would happily take a trip sponsorship $3 million per episode.

It's going to start hitting me soon, making me nice and relax. To be fair, we have actually advocated for CEO at CBD a lot. on this cast and I feel that it is white to sponsor us on CBD. Yeah, a CBD gummy company. Yeah. Hit us up. But anyway, yeah, man.

We've got a few things to talk about today. We got some conversations to wrap up from the previous episode, which I'll do right after we shout out the Jerm Media patrons. I make the audio version of the show possible. If you're a debiterer above, you get your name read out of the

first or second week of each month's episode. Depending on calendar days. Yeah, so that'll be this one for June. Thank you for your support. Yeah, thanks for the support. We've got some little, little funny shorts in the pipeline. Yeah, thanks for mentioning the shorts. We've got regular shorts going up on the channel each day for now, or most days.

Give those a like, check them out. People seem to be liking them, especially the totally spies one, the Mr. Beast one. Mr. Beast is a huge. Yeah. I think that's my favorite one. The Mr. Beast is huge one. It's the music in the background. Yeah.

It's just all of it. It's just perfect. Actually, the keyboard cat one's good. People got angry with me. Why did he drop that out of pocket? Like, what? Yeah, that is a good one. Yeah, we've been looking for like an angle to do the shorts type thing for a while.

But like when it first was introduced to YouTube, it like hurt your channel's like algorithm and stuff. It like messed with things. But now there's like a, and I also thought it made your channel look like really ugly. the way it was sorted where it would be like five shorts like and then one normal video and it's like a mess but that it's got its own segment yeah there's actual it's like segmented into different parts on your channel now so it's like the shorts menu the videos me yeah it's much nicer yeah and uh you can't criticize us for making shorts because um we're meta gamers so you know we're meta game yeah well it's it's weird podcast on youtube but weird um but like i don't know who was the first that kind of there might have been like a tape thing to be honest. Yes. Using shorts to like market your podcast.

I feel like he actually kind of popularised that in a way. But it's undeniably a good marketing tool. There's much less of like you're asking way less of someone. Yeah, compared to sitting down for like a podcast and all this stuff. You've got like a short. By adventure. Exactly. Yeah.

So it's like, yeah, it's filling in a sort of niche. And to be fair, we need to go on the shorts grind because fleshlight that sponsorship's there they just they need they need a I suppose we never did reply to them but no they never applied to us

really? Yeah I get yeah there's a few people we haven't replied to so I'm just give me the account to us but I will message fleshlight I'll get us a shipment

nah go for tango man I'm done with flesh I will do what did you know man yeah no no but did you know when you go to like a supermarket in in in Japan there is just the tanga aisle the tanga what like with all the yeah yeah no literally all the different varieties of tanga you know the eggs and whatnot good good tanga eggs yeah you can google that if you want to find out what it is yeah don't ask me i don't know

worry i won't so yeah let's do some housekeeping we'll round up the conversations from the previous episode or two. Okay. First one is actually a comment from Alex left on the old ass is nostalgia critic as they say video, I think. It was just said, they used to be so effing nuts, lol. What, us? I seem they mean us, yeah.

We've always been nuts. Because that was pre, that was pre-2020 and all that. Like, mental owners. That was when the normal episode dropped, like that kind of era. Crack, like a semi-crackhead? Yeah, it was like. it went down for a bit and it was going back up

and it's almost good in a way that we were real back by the 2020 business because I don't know what would have happened if nothing brought us back. Yeah we would have been like terrorizing people in the streets like everyone on TikTok You're saying that I don't do that already Yeah

shout out to all the people who in the last episode For those who missed it I kind of revealed the ultimate way to Use Reddit pretty much to get free upboats abusing your pets images and of course once I revealed it all these jarlings start doing it and all these pets subredits getting all these free upvotes which I'm furious about you need a cut of the gold I need a cut of that gold that Reddit gold you

know give me a seal award give me a other awards are they got every emoji imaginable yeah I need I need to save up my Reddit gold so I can custom my avatar to have, I don't know, Destiny character bits. A ghost? Yeah. Yeah, that is there. You can be Savathoon on Reddit? Hmm?

What's that? Can you be Morgue or whatever he's called? Morgue? Grogue. You can be Grogue? No, not Grogue. From Destiny. Mortikai.

No. The cool one who rides the skateboard. Okay, to say, oh. Morbius, Norbius, Norb. bit not um nimbus nimbus yeah oh nimb oh my fucking hell do you how many times i've blasted a pint of water out over my floor the last week at least three times this last week what do you mean i'd say now walk in to him kick the pint of water on my floor that I'm drinking from blot-luck no one needs like a like a flask more than you no I have a flask

they're not they're not they're not good would you get so much back to you at the bottom Like mine's got a gunge at the bottom Because you can't properly No but you can't wash them Why? Because they're not designed to be washed It says it's like to be hand washed Hand wash it then

No but you can't get the gunk at the bottom What are you putting in your flask? Yeah, water Are you gobbing in it? Buh! No, no no People who have used these flowers I'm sorry

You just need a different decanting utensil I'm afraid I need a lot of different things in life I need to just get a water bottle You know, I don't drink water Not enough No, I don't drink water We gotta get on there man

No, but I can't drink that much water I just Yeah, look at him go Gulp and guzzler over here No, but I only like really filtered water And like the water at work is like absolutely grim And I just feel like want to be sick when I look at it, drink it.

You could go to, like, Tesco and get one of those mega gulps, you know, with the handle and you put it over your shoulder. You carry it around, you know? What? You mean a bag? No, you know, like, the biggest bottles of water you can get. I'm not, like, so big you need, like, to carry it with the thing. No, but why would I buy one of them when I can just use a glass from a tap? You said you like it filtered, and that's the only way you like it.

I'll just buy, I'll just buy the sack. I'll just always wear a... I for one, like chalk water. I do as well. I think it tastes nice. No, but... The water my work is in chalk water because it's a different county.

That's not. It's not... I haven't got chalk water. It's in Wiltshire. But no, but it's not chalk water. It's different, bro. It's also one of those taps that's like half it...

The other side is boiling water. The other side's chilled water. So it's like kind of lime-scaly. It's a bit gross. Here's the question. Do we get limescale in us? Surely, right? We get limescaled, like, taps.

Like, we have particularly bad limescale around here. Yeah, because the chalk. Yeah, it's chalky A-F around here. Yeah, but it's, it's yummy. Yeah, it's all we know at this point, you know? But are we getting limescale-y tummies? Yes. No.

I just imagine every time I take a sip of water, it's like drinking the white horse, you know? yeah for those who don't know we have these like ancient white horses I don't think they're ancient they're like 90s not 90s 1900s

they're like 100 years ago I don't think they're like they're older than 100 years no they're not no way I don't think that 1800 I think yeah like all over the hills around

Wiltshire there are these like horses chalk horses and other depending on where you are there's like different animals and symbols why though like

I like take out of what we see What we see in the world Because we buy like a nice one Isn't it really weird It's like stickers It's like you're putting stickers on the land And that makes it just ruins it for me No it's like opposite

It's like removing grass In the shape of a horse Yeah but it's a sticker It's more like a no They're not sticking No they're not But you know what I mean It's like time

You never been up to it It's like stone Yeah no I've been up to it It's exposed stone And the like beavers Or whatever the fuck Go up with chalk and rewighten it

every now and again I'll be really confusing to people who don't know about what do you actually call you know the scouts or whatever the communists

no they're the opposite they're um Marxists oh the market Marx Marxist Beavours they go up and we chalk the horses yeah

the anti-communist Marxist Beavers Who do you think What type of beavers do you think would win The beaver The bear beaver Or the Marxist communist Beavis I'm the bear beaver

You are the bear beaver actually I'm Aldo Wayne This is some interesting Local law Oh About the white horse Was it in the 90s No I said 1900s

First cut in 1780 By Dr Christopher Al Al-Sop of Kahn and was created by stripping away the turf to expose the chalk hillside beneath Dr. Alsop who was guild steward of the borough of calm has been called the mad doctor and is reported to have directed the making of the horse from a distance shouting through a megaphone kind of yeah what was that title again that the mad steward Guild steward of of the borough of Carl That should be the name of our new podcast The Mad Doctor

That's awesome there Don't you just wish you were alive In the 1700s? No, we just have some crazy idea Like you're just looking at the hills Yeah There's gonna be a I'm gonna make a giant chalk horse there

Do you not want to go back in time Do you not want to have a life That is like really simple? Yeah, there's no dopamine You're just like doing your thing There's dopamine It's basically It's like Minecraft in real life really

I wouldn't I quite like plumbing I like other medical stuff Wait whoa whoa hold up there Where's your favourite place to pee Wait my fucking hair what the fuck Oh in James's mouth No you're not the one giving me golden showers

Um Who is giving me a golden shower No James is the one getting golden shower No James is the one getting golden showers Yeah, I said you're all the one giving me golden showers. Oh, I see. Okay. I'll do anything for money.

I'd have a golden shower from the guild steward of the borough of calm. It's the one. Do you think he sprayed his DNA over a lot of people? How do you think he inspired his followers to, you know, get the chalk horse done? The chauc. I'm going to pay you in gold. I envision a chaise on the hill. That's what I, if I was back in that time.

That's what I'd envision on the hills. Maybe that's where you get the mad king or whatever from. The mad bing. Madning. That's maddening. Oh man, yeah. Where were we? Oh yeah, that's right.

Man, we kind of explored that topic, so I'm going to move on to this. This guy for the past few episodes we mentioned like he's a gooner or ex-goon. who like uses AI to goon, right? He left one more comment, right? Which in he uses AI to gain. Oh, that's right. I remember the AI chat box. Yeah, he chats.

Yeah, yeah. Which we briefly mentioned last time. He says, I stopped the AI chat bots after a few days because the tech is not seamless enough yet. They don't remember things very well and they don't get creative. There are also some more advanced ones,

but you need an extremely powerful PC to run them. Also, whenever I type, I use my fleshlight so my hands don't get the keyboard. messy and I'm tired of getting cleaning and drying the flashlight every time so I'm done with it now. Okay, no come on, I'm going to call this guy out. He's

saying he's stopped because the chatbots weren't realistic enough. Maybe you should stop all together and communicate with real people because they will be creative. Yeah, that's a bad reason. That's a bad reason to be the reason to stop. That sounds like an actual goon cell. That's like a go goon cell. You need to stop. Yeah.

Step one, get rid of the flashlight. Yep. Don't use sex toys ever. Only use your mind Yeah Don't touch No touching Hands free baby You could be hands free with a toy

You could get the You can get fuck Blaster 6,000s Yeah What the fuck I don't know this I could you know a catch all term I'm sure it exists out there Or like

It's that thing on Twitter When a post goes viral Then they get sponsored by like sex toys Why isn't that us? In the replies, it's like these crazy devices, like these... They'll have like a cucumber and then get this like spinning thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've seen ads like that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They do look fire, though. It makes your eyes go... Boing? Boy. Yeah. I mean, what are we going to do when it gets to the point where, like,

interacting with S-Toy robot AI, machines is better than... Just give it 10 years. Than human interaction. For both men and women. You'd maybe eliminate the perfect partner. That is everything you desire from a relationship or sexual partner. You'll make a perfect person.

You'll never want to communicate with all people. But it won't be a perfect person. It'll be a terrible person who only exists for your desires. Well, yeah. It's Blade on a joy. realistically, yeah. Yeah. That is just what that technology is going to be.

Yeah. But also it will be able to like suck your asshole Yeah, we're not quite a blade runner We're like in the in-between spot where we're at Joy We're currently at Her No, we're not, we're like just before her Joy is some fire off of what we have at the moment Yeah, that's what I'm saying

Yeah, so we're like before her No, it's like the film Her, yeah It's about the relationship with an AI Yeah, so we're not at Joy yet, we're at her Yeah, yeah Okay, well I'm waiting for the Joy segment that'll be good Make me CGI beef

The fact that they named her Joy is quite funny Why J OI? No, it's a porn craft degree Jerk off instruction Joy Oh, surely that wasn't intentional I'm pretty sure that's intentional

It's about fucking AI You know Artificial intelligence But it's spelled J-O-Y No it's J-O-I No, it's J-O-I In the movie Is it? Yeah

I think so Yeah, it's purposeful. It's a little... Maybe we're projecting our... No, it's J-O-I. I'm pretty sure it is J-O-I. It is J-O-I. That's the funny thing.

J-O-I, yeah. Joy. See, it's a porn propaganda movie. Don't end up like Robot 2-597. Whatever the fuck is. The actual name is in that movie. Ryan Reynolds's character. No, Juan Gorsden's character.

It's dumbass. Ryan Reynolds? Would Blade, one have been better with Ryan Reynolds. The original or 49? The original. Yeah, it would be funnier for sure. Yeah, I'd probably say that. It'd be funnier for sure.

There's going to be another Fast and Furious movie with Ryan Reynolds in. Just one? No, no, no, a Hobbs side movie with only Hobbs. Ew. With Ryan Reynolds. I saw Vin as like squish the beef with... Yeah, no, because the Fast and Furious. Furious movies make so much more money than all of Wok's other movies. So Wok is

just going back for the money. Yeah. Garbage. Yeah. It's lame. I saw Vin was getting angry at Aquaman. Because he stole his thunder in the latest or something. Like what? Yeah, all I've heard about this latest one is that

Jason Mamoa like hands it up in a way that makes it as entertaining as like Fast 7. Like it's the most entertaining one since then. I can see that because that dude's got loads of Yeah, I could see that too, but apparently He has actually, he has actually arguably kind of good actor.

He was in Game of Thrones, that's kind of what started it. Yeah, he was good in that as well. He's amazing in Aquaman. He's in Dune. He's in Dune. I like him in Dune, actually. He sucks in Dune. He's too hansy. Why is he doing that all the time? What is your criticism?

They're not touchy. Dude, they are. Watched a problem with them being hansy. It just seems like, No, it doesn't. No, it does. It's just like, yeah, I know you're not coming with me. You're not coming in history.

When do you do that? It's a short, it's like a visual shortcut to like imply history, I think. That's what it's supposed to do. Yeah, we do that technique on Jail all the time. No, but it's different. It's, it's Jason Mamoa just being like aggressive. You know? Maybe a bit in a, like a bad way.

I love the fight scene in that movie. It was really good. Which one? When they shut the door and he's just like kind of fucked up And he kind of just goes a bit... Oh, towards the end, yeah, yeah. Good scene.

I just love the design of that movie. I love the asphetic And the, like, design. I need to rewatch it so I can see how much touchy they are. They're really touchy, every character. Yeah, I was going to rewatch it just before part two. Yeah, I'd happily rewatch it then.

It's just, I didn't want to rewatch it like when I didn't know if there was going to be a sequel. It felt almost pointless Yeah, that's when I got into it more Once it was confirmed shortly after That the sequel was coming Then I felt safe to get invested I still haven't seen the trailer for the second one

Part two Yeah, it looks good Kind of a mood trailer I just love Villeneuve Deni Have you seen Prisoners

No, the Arrival Arrival's amazing That might be my favourite of his I ever heard it was shit Some great sci-fi, yeah I've heard it from you that it's not good Not the best

I'm a rival Yeah I'm talking about I love that movie Ever since I saw it at the cinema Yeah I guess I'll have to watch that Yeah I saw it and I was like Wow

Like I've never seen a movie this clever Yeah yeah It's like actually genius What was it like 2014 15 Around that maybe a bit later I think it was a bit later It was during a time where like hard sci-fi Was just you know

I mean they're kind of rare, anyway, good hard sci-fo. Yeah. And it was like, there's one. That's like a really good one. What do you mean by hard sci-fi? Where, like, Star Wars is, like, soft. It's more fantasy.

Hard sci-fi is when things are supposed to be believable, realistic. Oh, scientific science. Sci-fi. Yeah. Where, like, is actually leaning into the science side. Like Warhammer 40K. No. That's not, that's not, that's not, it's not,

it's not, like, a soft sci-fi. Well, it's like dark fantasy You know, it's just depressing sci-fi But it's fantasy as well It's quite a cool fantasy There's like gods and like So yeah, right, well it's 2016 It's not magic

There is magic It's called chaos energy Atron It's not as you put that one It's called chaos control The Chaos Emeralds No Yeah, the Chaos Control

The Sonic movie is a hard sci-pho I thought it was dark fantasy With an edge An undercutting of hard sci-fi It's got Idris Elber in it So it's got to be quite serious God, he's in everything that man That movie where he fights a lion

What? See that one, it's called like Beast or something Oh yeah Yeah, I thought that looked pretty funny actually He is in one good movie Which I haven't seen What's that? Prometheus

It's a war one about children in Africa Oh that is a good movie Oh wow Yeah, that's a Netflix movie Yeah, that's pretty messed up It is messed up He is in plenty of good stuff Yeah, no, he's a very good actor

The Wire It's his early, early stuff Which is the really good stuff Yeah, yeah Was that, that VAT TV show That kind of made him Luther No, not The Wire

It was the wire Luther Luther was him as like The Lead Well yeah, I've seen Luther But Right, the Wire Yeah, he's in the wire

He's like one of the main characters He's incredible in the wire The Wire is the HBO is the Wire Like that So he was actually acting in America before Oh, okay, yeah Yeah, yeah I just heard about the word

He does like a flawless accent Yeah, you've never know That's the thing Like I wouldn't even recognise him in that Because he's like way younger And his whole like accent And body language and stuff He just becomes like this other dude

It's incredible Yeah, shit No, I haven't even seen the show I've just seen clips of him in it It's like wow Because Leufa got an actual movie recently as well That's apparently good Really

Like a follow movie too So kind of turned on Luther. Yeah, it kind of Sherlocked itself. It does like a lot of British TV because do you know about Killing Eve? Yes, I've seen

stuff on it. I've seen like season one and it's pretty good but then I just hear that it went on for like six more seasons and it just became like trite. Yeah, no, season one of the Killing Eve is good. Yeah, I'm not familiar. Is it a British thing?

Yeah. It made, um, that the woman who's in Free Guy really famous. Yep. Which one? The main, the main, the main, the main woman and, um, I cut, I'm blanking on her name. Jody Cormer. Yeah. Millie from Free Guy.

Yes. All right. Jody Coma. She's Ray's mother in the Rise of Skywalker. Woo-hoo! Yippee! Huh, interesting. Hopefully she'll get her in Star Wars film.

In due time, bro. In due time. We'll have one in due time. I'm way... We'd be really good in Star Wars. Yeah. Well, but one of us, who's the light side, who's the dark side, and who's the grey? I'm grey.

You can't say that just because you're wearing grey. I'm... I know, that didn't need all that my hair's going grey and my beard's going grey. No, it's in like, I'm chaotic, so I probably would dip in and out with both to fund my own ends. No, you're the dark side. I don't think James would be a force user. I think you'd be a smuggler. Yeah.

No, James would be smuggled That would be his Star Wars name He'd be smuggled Yeah, smuggled But like spell it in the craziest way Smuggled Smuggled So, okay, so

I don't know, I feel like he's light You're dark Why am I dark? Well, he is more by the book than you What do you mean by the book? Is in, you know, good citizen How's Alex a better citizen than me? I'm interested

you're reasoning on this you've spoken you've broken the law there are more laws outside of driving yeah that's the only one that comes to mind like I've broken the most laws so that's what I mean

so I should be dark but it's more of a philosophy it's more of an attitude yeah but I also have the most chaotic like illegal attitude are you are you tying the law to morality in society

in society that is how it's viewed if you break the law you're seen as a more immoral person depends on the law and it depends on the situation if a the classic if there's a starving family

and a little boy steals a piece of bread for his family to eat is that morally wrong no I feel more sorry for a general hitting someone with their car I feel more sorry for for landlords when they don't get their pay

on time their rent when their rents their profits are hurt no but then me there's a lot of things that have been edited out of the cast because I'm

I'm and violence is seen as a moral and illegal thing so that me having have that edited out of cast would prove I'm more of a dark side

we've all had things edited out of course but not yeah but you guys aren't nearly as extreme as mine. You are an extremist. So you're an extreme? You're a rebel then. I know, no. No. You're on the light side. No, no, no, no. Rebels aren't extremists.

They are. They're literal terrorists. No, but they're not because terrorists are. They are. The end of it. The end of it out. The end of it. I was going to say terror sickle. Jesus.

No, but the rebels aren't. They are. The end of a new hope is a terror attack on a, on the, on the institution. But the institution is a dictatorship. Yeah. So, like, that is good. It doesn't make it a terrorist attack. How many innocent... It doesn't make it. How many innocent imperialists?

It doesn't not make it one, do you mean? James said it it's not a terrorist attack because they were doing it against the dictatorship. No, it's a terrorist. Yeah, by definition, it's a terrorist attack. But in your world, when your government is a highly

oppressive dictatorship, you the rebels aren't bad you're good because you're fighting a dictatorship what if the dictatorship's actually kind of sick but it's not in Star Wars how do you know just because they've got a big fucking bull that blows up planets and it's kind of fire that's kind of highly oppressive and

disgusting you know so as a rebel a rebel you're good I don't want to be good so you want to be bad so you want to be in the empire no that's why I'm great because it's just like you know I'll do what funds both ends you're in the outer room just smug and shit. Yeah, I just, you know, be breaking laws and doing what I do now. It's like I would be the same.

I wouldn't change if I was in that way. You'd be like the Drake of the... No, I'm, you know, in the outer rim getting outer rimmed? Sure. But that doesn't, that doesn't answer which one are you dark or light? Alex is light. No, Alex is dark. Yeah. I would, I feel like I'd be the one that like changes from one to the other. Because there has to be a character that does that. So you'd actually change from light to dark. Maybe? Well, I'm thinking, like, when you were a kid, like, what was your favorite stuff?

It was, like, always badies and stuff. I liked Anakin in episode three. Or a new one for the collection is the one of the villains from the new Spider-Verse. Obsessed with this villain. Alex has always been obsessed with villains, and I've always been the Normie who's, like, I wouldn't be Luke's guy Who did I like in the original It's not like I liked Darth Vader more than

No he is You liked Han Solo though Yeah Yeah and that that was taken baby But as I'm It's weird It's like kind of changing as I'm growing up Like

Wow you're actually changing Like I I Lose it's actually Luke who I like more Than Han Solo now See I've always I've always known the true Star Wars Yeah

Yeah Luke is Luke fucking rocks No, I disagree Luke in the whole trilogy He holds that shit down He's fucking fuck Yeah, it's just Yeah, it's just the hero's journey

You know Yeah He wants to be a hero Yeah, this is interesting You know But then there's like that whole I feel like there's some fun drama To explore of like the brothers

You know Yeah Like one of them going Because there was that There was Wasn't it like an expansion for Coetle or something

where there's like twins and one of them's light one of them's dark or something it was the it was Coetal wasn't it I think so yes no no one yes

yeah Cota yeah I don't know was it called actually called Knights of the Old Republic the original Knights of the Old Republic had that I'm pretty sure and then technically Forced Unleashed it if I remember

correctly because there was two twins in it He was like dark to light yeah and then he's a clone in the second one. Yeah. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah, what if it was like inverse? Like, I'm light and you're dark and then you turn light and I turned up. We're fighting for the same thing. No, I'm, the smuggler. That'll be challenging to write, probably. Why? Because you've got to like switch the motivations

for both the characters. No, it's not a switch. It's just James is siphoning outer rims. to different people and like James corrupts me with the different rumours Hey you ever been out of rimmed punk

Let me show you this room Well speaking of being rimmed The Lord of the Rings Gollum has dropped Which is like this new game Right Where like There's been something

There's something off about this project for a while Like these trailers keep just like appearing I see the thumbnails like Lord of the Rings, Gollum, is here. It's just like, huh. I always, like, assumed it would be some kind of, like, maybe a puzzle game or, like, a telltale type thing, like a story thing.

I don't know. But it's actually, like, this kind of stealth. Action. Action. Thing. Platformer. Platformer a little bit, kind of. Yeah, Gollum, like, jumps around.

That's right, yeah. I watch some of, like, skill-up review. And, like, clips here and there, and it's, like, a shocking thing I don't know if you saw anything about this Redfall game that came out yeah I knew about Redfall which was like extra bad

because it was the you know the prey guys the arcane wait what it was arcane yeah oh my god that's what I'm being bought by Microsoft does clearly to my fucking

because yeah it came out there was a Shreyer article it was like designed to be an online service where there's door all this shit and of course yeah they just embarrassed themselves

put out something trash But Gollum comes along and kind of refresh it, saves them in a way. Because everyone was like, Red Forl's going to be the worst game. This is embarrassing. But then Gollum comes and steals the Red Force Thunder. Yeah, man. And it's like what really, like, made me have to bring this up, right? It's like, there's a bit of a trend of all these, like, kind of apology posts, right?

From like, Resporned, did one recently for Jedi Survivor. Now the game wasn't running that great. What game hasn't had one of these? You know, these apology posts that are like, sorry about. I wasn't ready for day one, we'll patch it into this state. But on the official Gollum game Twitter account, they post an apology, but they apologised basically for making the game. Damn.

Look, listen to this. This is awesome. I'm pretty sure it's actually in the game when you started. So, yeah, it's got like a big splash logo at the top, the Lord of the Rings, Gollum. Dear players, we would like to sincerely apologize for the underwhelming experience many of you have had with the Lord of the Ring gollum oh they actually got the name wrong the Lord of Ring gollum upon its release we acknowledge and deeply regret that the game

did not meet the expectations we set for ourselves or for our dedicated community please accept our sincere apologies for any disappointment this may have caused our goal is a studio and as passionate the Lord of the Rings fans so they do know what it is called has always been to tell a compelling and immersive story-driven adventure. Crafting a story with Middle Earth as our playground has been the greatest honor and the biggest challenge we have faced so far. At, I guess they're called Daedalick, we understand that a game's success relies on the enjoyment and satisfaction of its players.

We genuinely value your feedback and have been actively listening to your voices, reading your comments and analyzing the constructive criticism and suggestions you have provided. Our development team has been working diligent, to address the bugs and technical issues many of you have experienced. We're committed to providing you with patches that will allow you to enjoy the game to its fullest potential. Once again, we deeply apologize for any inconvenience caused and we appreciate your understanding during this time.

We will continue to keep you updated on our progress and provide transparent communication regarding the upcoming patches and improvements. Your passion and dedication as players have been the driving force behind our determination to make things right. Thank you for your support. Holy. Yeah, but nobody's going to care about it. Nobody's going to care about the patches.

Well, yeah, it's like just let it go. It's a terrible game that's got no content. Do you guys know about the special edition? Yes, the precious edition. What do you think you get in the precious edition? A steel book. Do you get a little ring? Do you get like a physical ring?

Right, so this is what you get in the precious edition. It's like 10 or 20 quib more. than the standard. You get over 100 original sketches and development secrets in the art exhibition section. Or there's the law compendium. Learn more about the history of middle earth. There's also the original soundtrack, the epic orchestral 17-track album. And finally, there's just a tab that says elvish voice acting. Sindarin Vow. Oh yeah, I did hear about this actually I think it's like it's like a voice pack that you can activate that makes like all the elf dialogue like law accurate or something like

because there's like a whole language yeah yeah which you only get if you buy the precious addition I suppose that's worth an extra tanner yeah right hmm so it's basically the law of Lord of the Rings you know which you probably find the law of the Rings you find online for like nothing crazy yeah absolutely I can't remember the last, like, big IP of this magnitude in a game that's been like, I don't know, just

mish fumble quite like this. See, I was expecting that Harry Potter game to land like this. I mean, not this bad. But I thought it was going to be like Redful level. No, but isn't it? It's pretty shit. No, everyone loves it. Everyone loved.

I don't think it's going to be like a game that sticks around. That's because it's Harry Potter. Yeah, it's even the old like PS4 versions that recently came out apparently like selling like crazy wow

yeah I just have mega beef of anything to of Harry Potter I have no respect for the IP and I never will um I'm not separating the art from the pig

who made it but it's not like you've ever had investment anyway no I've never had investment that this just means I'm gonna have even less like what if What do you do?

I don't know who created Warhammer, but if they came out to be like as gross a person, would you, would you ditch it? I think you can enjoy it very differently because it is like an actual physical model that you paint. It's like very, very different.

Yeah, exactly. No, no, no, Chris closed. No, because the books and the movies, they're very in line with her, you know, creation. But a model in a world that has no, Because the person who made the Warhammer World might not have designed X model that came out 20 years after they made it.

But the IP might be the same. Joko Rowling had no input on the game. Jop of the game shit. Hate me if you want, I just don't, I have beef. Beaconsistent, boy. I'm not being consistent, because it's a hypothetical of something that's not going to happen. Spoiler alert, it already has.

I'm not, I haven't watched a pianist, you know? You should, though, is an amazing movie. Yeah, but. Also, the guy's a bit of a... Like an actual nonce. Yeah. We'll never deno that. Yeah, so I haven't seen it, and I might not. What's the conclusion?

What's the conclusion? I just don't like hope. The conclusion is we all need to play Lord of the Rings Gollum because everyone on the design team are great people. No, they're probably all... They're probably not told them to say that. They just made a shit game. No, I've got no beef. with the team. I think we should play it because it'll be

funny. Um, but... I got beef with the team. Yeah, I got beef with the team. No, also, what's their name? It's at the bottom, though. Daydilic. Daydilic. I thought their name was Daydrich. In which case, you've named your company after something from Elder Scrosse and who under the

game should. Yeah. So I guess we can say good night to the Lord of the Rings Gollum part two. that was going to be the good one they're going to reboot it as a high potter game as you play it They're going to do it

Come on, it makes sense The Harry of the Potter Gollum I mean Dobby The Harry of the Potter Dobby Yeah dude There'll be a character called China in it somewhere It comes out

And it's actually like the most creative awesome game yet And I still won't play it How do we know Dobby doesn't have a vagina? He does, she... Well, shall I go, you know what? How does, how does, um... There must be like, what do you think the Wikipedia equivalent for Harry Potter's called?

Hookipede. What, she called Wizardpedia, something like that? What will it be? Potterpedia? Harry Potter Wiki. Potompreedia? It will have, it must have a name. It doesn't even have a fun name.

Harry Potom. It's just Harry Potter. Piqui. right search Dobby let's find out normally they have like stats and things he's got 50 stealth

right let's look at this oh the picture they use right okay they got stats biographical information when do you think he was born what month do you think Dobby was born he's probably a sore

I feel like he's a Scorpio so I feel like it's what I think he's gonna be like a kind of August no he's a sweet he is a sweet summer child he said July slightly earlier June June tail end we are in the month of June we're in the month of June we're even Dobby nearly got pride month let's just check we're not recorded God that for hand thinks going true wait so if it's June's 20 years that's going to be a Wednesday okay we'll have to remember that um oh wait that's a good when do you think he was born I think...

...1960... Nah, he's like a 70s baby. No, no, no. Eighty-seven. You guys, uh... You guys are underestimating Dobby's age. Okay, he's 1925. Guys, he's...

He's younger than all of us. What? He's the year 2006, baby. He was born... Oh, no, I'm wrong. Wait, that's confusing. No one actually knows what year. Oh, they did the Japan technique.

I'm just confused because it says, 28th of June, year unknown, to March, 1998. Oh, he died in 19... What? But the books don't end in the 90s. I thought they were like contemporary early 2000s saying. What? What? That's kind of why the...

It's after his incident with Hagrid. Maybe it was... Maybe the book was set, because yes, has died late March 1998. whatever you said I missed oh my god I said we after his incident with hangarid

oh okay um nationality Brazilian my knee jerk fuck no I can't even say no he's British hello

oh yeah of course um species I was just in the J.K. Rowling mindset Yeah, yeah, he's just like Jesus, yeah, wow. This is, man, this is interesting. Species house self, gender, male, height.

Um, two foot, six. Three foot, two, one. Three, four. Three foot on the dot. Fuck! Eye color green. Ooh. This is interesting.

Skin color. Oh, oh no. JK I would say white I'd personally I'd always describe him as kind of like beige but

the wiki reckons he's brown okay occupation oh slave slave no not no not the Hagrid the fanfic no

so from question mark to 1993 he was Malfoy's family's house elf slave slave and then he worked in the Hogwarts kitchens as a slave for four years as a slave well no that's when he was freedom

that is that is freedom that's right because yes the little side quest with Hermione where she finds out the elves like being slaves what what oh my fucking god no I think it's in why is he so happy I think it's in the fourth one. In the fourth book.

Okay. Hermione goes to the kitchens and there's all these like households and they're like this is fire. This is what we're for. Jesus. Yeah, it's really crazy. J.K. Violins.

He's had various loyalties. He's got the Malfoy family, Harry Potter, then Ronald Wisley, then Hermione Granger, then Dumbledore's army, then the Order of the Phoenix, then Hoggreens, what school of witchcraft and wizardry, and finally, s.p.e.e.w.

Hagrid's not there. What? S.p.p. spew? Which has its own wiki page. The Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare. Okay. Oh, it's just the Elf human, elf whites. Why in Harry Potter does no one like ever have a gun? they don't need them like when they go to the human world or you're saying why don't

wizards use guns I feel like like a gun would beat a wizard like a normal guy but yeah Glock just to pull out the Glock um I guess I never considered it didn't you think though yeah there's a magic magic like a but couldn't they use magic to beat guns no no because it's not gonna because they they have to do like a wind up and a Glock he's just bang yeah a Glock could win the fight that was one actually one of the lame things about the Harry Potter movies when the magic fights just became gun fights basically. Yeah, that's what I mean, like

but they were worse than guns. Yes, you just used guns. Do you know? Yeah, they kind of just get and shoot projectiles anyway. Yeah, and then they like block it and stuff. Like, can you use magic to block a fucking bullet? No, it would just go through the magic and into the skull, through the boom.

I think Dumbledore could probably kill someone with a Tommy gun. Yeah, it should be a mafia movie. But like someone rock in a like a modern like LMG? Yeah, saw. M2 4-9. Yeah, how does a wizard deal with a sniper? Yeah, they wouldn't even see them. Yeah, they can't. Can you put a scope on a fucking wand? That would be an awesome like sequel thing. Yeah, yeah. American military find

Hogwarts and it's like a war. There's there's oil underneath the there's oil underneath Hogwarts so they got it they start carpet bombing Hogwarts Yeah 810 Warhols You just came up with a fire movie That's actually That rock

The biggest Because then they got to like Come up with like modern ways Modern magic You know Anti-aircraft guns Goat throw to big ones Yeah

I suppose everyone would have to wear Like invisibility cloaks To not get sniped Yeah but there's That's like one of That you see That's one of the most bullshit things

In Harry Potter was the invisibility The Inverse cloak. They tried to limit it by there being one. Right? It's like a special item. But like he gets it in the first one and Ron's like, oh, cool. It's just one of them. And then in the last book, it's like, this is one of the most sacred, secret, powerful pieces of items in the magic realm.

Is it a hawkrooks? I can't remember. No, it's not a hawkrux. But there's like the ultra, like, wand. Yeah. There's the invisibility cloak. And there's like a third other thing, like a magic toothbrush. or something.

I know what you're saying. It's like retconning, man. But anyway, yeah. It's more like they've got to expand the story and it wasn't really planned, so they've got to try and work with what they've established. Lazy. Yeah, I personally would be a part

of the Glock Army in Hopa. Yeah. Expecto. Yeah, what do they do about... What would they do when the drones are circling Hogwarts? AC130s Yeah, that's what I want to see that How can you reflect an AC130?

Well yeah, I want to see what a wizard would do Yeah You could do some creative shit though Like yeah, yeah It's like this opening of the Dark Night Rises But instead of like planes going up against each other It's like witches on brooms Like

In a dog fight, In a dog fight, in a dog fight F35 Yeah, imagine like the end of Top Gun Maverick But half of them are on brooms Yeah But then you can make like the wizards actually like really scary.

You can't hear them. Yeah, they can't like scan them on their little radars. Oh, it's like, oh, you could really make it like in that America and military starts to get beat. Yeah. Yeah, they really did miss a beat with like some of the cool stuff they could have done with the magic like as it went along. Like with the whole death eaters and stuff like they could have done some cool imagery with that. And though in the in the Alfonso-Gron one, they do kind of start doing it. That's the death eater one.

Yeah. God, it rocks. That movie genuinely... Really good. Really, really good. So cool. But yeah, there's peak there, unfortunately. Give Harry Potter to us.

We'd make a bestseller. Yeah. Dude, make piss off... Harry Potter Modern Warfare. What about that? If you're offered 50 million to direct a Harry Potter movie. Yeah, easy.

I'd make a bad Harry Potter movie than Jacob Rowling, I haven't even seen I haven't even read the book Fantastic Bees And where to Glock them Bye Bear Bear Bear

I do declare Buy Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Shirts and Mug available now Check the description below Yeah, someone sent me that trailer, but they'd edited in that shit. Your magnum opus. My M.O.

No, yeah, I guess so. Jim, what's going to be your magnum opus? Like, we've had a jar, like, magnum opus. That no one can agree on. Some people think it was last episode. No, what? No, the normal episode is our magnum opus. Something about the last episode, people would just be, like, really...

What happened last episode? It was the dog names, the, uh, lips. Was last episode lips? Yeah. Yeah, lips was good. I don't think it was our magnum. No, no, our magnum opus. Like, intentional magnum opus is the normal episode.

Because we went into that. Actually, no, maybe not. But even that's a debate. Well, yeah, this is the second half of the show. We head over to the JAR Media Suggestion thread and answer a few questions from people out there. just like red was blue who says what is each lad's favorite takeaway

bing bong slide on okay so we're going to talk about takeaways in the UK we've got a few legendary takeaways what Chinese Indian yep did you see okay wait wait a minute everyone

did you see on TikTok um these some American TikTokers were trying to cancel British people because we call Chinese food a Chinese. Really?

Yeah. Well, because we say, oh, do you want a Chinese? Yeah. That's usually grammatically correct to refer to a Chinese takeover. Wait till they find out

what we call cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah. Just wanted to put that in there. Yeah. Would you want to get a tackle bill? It is rich when Americans, like,

bring up the food situation because it's like, come on. Yeah, we, what we do. Processed, most, like. No, but that's not it. We, we, you know, we call in the local Chinese restaurant, takeaway. We're like, your new petalwood, and we walk there or they deliver it.

In America, you drive an hour and a half to your taco bell to eat the most processed shit imaginable, and then you shit the whole evening away. Like, don't bring, don't bring heat to us. Yeah. Sure, you've got like 50 places that can all make, like, a burger, you know? Well, no, no, apparently not. It's like three places, and they're all over the same place. Here's the spicy take.

America has the worst food on the part. planet. Yes. Hmm, what makes you say that? But all of their meat is like gross. All of their food is just trash. It's full of, they put, they put fucking sugar in bread. Hmm. I'm sure, well, I don't know, man, there's definitely good food. Nope.

They don't make good alcohol. They don't make good food. They don't make good cars. They don't make good anything. Fuck off. They're, um... Go to America. Buy an apple. Eat it. That's the thing. No, but when I think of like the food they do well, What do they do well? It's not stuff like that.

Okay, what is it? It is like pizza, burgers. They don't do good pizza. Come on. They do, man. A New York's life. I guarantee you, Divine does a better pizza than the majority of places in America.

Come on. Like, they're different kinds of pizzas, because a divine pizza is a good pizza. A fucking block of fucking gross fake cheese and a fucking slodgy. That's like a Chicago thing. Yeah, but that's gross. That's not pizza.

I was saying that. I was saying like the pizza would be everyone, unanimously is like yeah come on you got a new york pizza yeah might be good that's not gonna be it's not gonna be divine it's probably good in a sloppy way like divine pizza isn't sloppy it's a nice pizza and the new york pizza might be a bit sloppy like a but but but but what i'm saying isn't american food taste bad i'm saying it's just not a good for you it's bad for your soul yeah yeah like pretzels awesome bagels awesome not as a good for you though but like they're bananas

Evil, satanistic. Yeah, the fact, they're banana industry. What's the thing about American banana? They're, um... Nicaragua. Yeah? Oh, come on, Alex. No, but what about...

The banana industry in America is awful. You're saying it's a corrupt industry. Yeah, it's a highly-quered industry. But it's still like a banana. Well, no, it's probably a shit banana. Because it's been processed of chemicals to make them last longer than America. Yeah, they spray all their carrots with... thickeners to make them juicy.

Yeah, they inject pork with water. Huh? You don't water your pork? Huh? And it's just like, the food is poisoning you and you can't actually get support for it because your healthcare system is awful. Yeah. Your food is killing you.

But you can't. But when you're dying from it, you get charged hundreds of thousand. You get into a car crash and your whole entire life is ruined and you've forever been millions of pounds worth of debt. If I get into a car crash, I just think it's funny. Jesus. Yeah. I mean, my answer would probably be, I don't know, like Caribbean food.

That's yummy. No, Caribbean food's the best food. What was the question? It was supposed to be our favorite takeaway. Not American. American food is trash. Do you know what they do to their pineapples? My favorite, no, honestly, I do love a curry.

You know, because there's a lot of good curry places nearby, but a thing with, like, the UK curry is just like, you know, a coma from that place and a coma from a place from the other town, they're very different comers or, you know, or madras. There's no consistency with the type of curry you're going to get from the Indian takeaway. Can I be honest? My favourite is five guys. Five guys is fire.

Five guys is fire, but that's because... Maybe at McDonald's after? No, no, but five guys is good here because we're using British meat. KFC. And British potatoes. Not American potatoes. The best note, honestly, if there is a takeaway available, and if one of them is like a Yanis, a good Caribbean,

yeah, because that's like good food. You taste good, you feel good, you don't feel gross. Caribbean's up there, but it's just not a traditional, it's not like a regular, like, takeaway you can get here. Huh? James was just grabbing a meaty chunk of his ass. It's just getting on skin type. Hey, I can't help it

That comfort squeeze Yeah, the comfort squeeze You just like grab your neck You know What? This is comforting man My tits are too big Yeah, I just grab my dick

I just need some comfort right now The Goon cell Ding dong Ding dong Yeah, did everyone say their favourite takeaway? No, I just I love a Caribbean But it's like

If I do I do Nah, Indians When you get that fat fucking Juicing on And you fucking tear it And you dip it And then you're

Scoo You scoop up loads of pieces of meat and you sprinkle whites on it and you slob up over yourself. That was something like... It's amazing. In RRR, right, there's a few scenes where they're eating like traditional Indian food.

But like just with their hands in that big bowl, it looks so good. It looks so alluring. I just want to slosh my face with all this fucking juicy goodness. Indian food, no, that's good for you. No, Indian food is good. Indian food is good. Should we get an Indian today?

don't you mean get an Indian food I need to get an Indian takeaway should we get an Indian takeaway it's takeout actually takeout sorry is that what they say in America yeah takeaway is too offensive

oh really yeah because you don't be taking away from you know X Y or Z you're taking away right taking away this lovely prepared egg fried rice I would say taking someone out

is way more aggressive take out I'm gonna take you away Americans take that you out. Americans do take that quite literally though. Take a lot of things literally, don't they? Take out. They take that literally. Well guys,

Reverta monkey says this. Would you ever consider doing a live YouTube premiere for a jarcast so the community could watch and comment together? I think that could be fun. We've done that. Only once. Yeah, and we haven't done it since for a reason. Why? what's the reason um i always thought like yeah i suppose we could

because what you can't when it's premiering you can't scroll through it till the whole thing's run through once so one's watching it live together doing some comments doing some super chats james said some really stupid this episode oh i see so it's more like tv kind of yeah like live tweet it's like everyone tuning into live at the same time, you know? Yeah. Maybe we should schedule one and just see what happens.

Maybe. Yeah? Yeah. Thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up. A few thumbs down, we won't know. Well, seeing as you're doing the guns with your hands right now, revert to monkey also us. What is James' favourite gun from Cod ever?

Well, we just talk about guns. They're just real guns. My favourite gun? No, like your favourite ones are using Cod ever. Yeah. Okay, well, honestly. TAR 21 from the original Monorfare 2. Wow, that's a James tape.

That is a James take. That was my 21. TAR 221. It's a ball put rifle and it had some really good iron sights. And in the OG Monor Warfare, it was like you pick two attachments with a certain perk or one. So it was always like if you've got good iron size, like the ACR M16, you'd take like another attachment.

And mine was always tar suppressor and, you know, one that I've read a red tiger. And it was just a really good gun. Hit hard, manageable recoil, but it looked really cool. Because it was always like... But favourite gun in real life? No, not the question, man. No, well, no, let's talk about guns.

No. No. No. No, M9 Berettas. They're the coolest gun. No. John Wick. Not John fucking Wick.

Fuck off John Wick. John Woo movies. It popularised the M9. That's why they're coolest looking gun. They're not the coolest looking gun. Black Lagoon as well made them look cool. M9s are cool. an M-9. They're not the coolest looking gun.

I like the guns. What is the light sabers? 1911. Oh! Max Payne with one of them is just the most badass shit. Oh, no, it's hard to... They're the coolest looking pistol. I had that... I... I...

I disagree. No, you're... No, you're... The thing is, I would say pistols are always the best looking, because there's something very cool about, like, holding a pistol. Mm-hmm. like even with revolvers some of the volvers are just cool looking

yeah yeah you know I like hellboy's gun that's pretty cool that is cool there's something cool about a chunky it's weird like I don't find guns cool unless it's in like a cowboy type framing revolvers are cool

revolvers are always cool the like mechanical and stuff yeah yeah but then the like mechanical old school like engineering mm-hmm but that there's see saying that because you've seen

hard board recently as well when he's holding that shotgun he looks fucking badass he looks cool as fuck yeah it's a shotgun no cowboy though man no nah nah I don't think I don't like engage in this kind of content but if a short comes up and it's like

Red Dead Redemption 2 gun trick takedown yeah and I'm watching it and it's cool yeah it's badass but I mean like actually know but Tommy Guns also kind of really cool But I guess that's more because of the media It's been projected onto the gun more so than the gun So I've never been a Tommy Gun fan

No, they look, no, but you That look is cool Bioshock, the drum mag Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I do associate it with Bioshock, yeah, yeah, no, I do associate it with Bioshock, but definitely not the coolest thing about Bioshock. Not even the coolest gun in Bioshock. And shotgun's coolest gun in Bioshock.

Pump action shotguns are cool. Then you'd love John Wray, not John Woo. You'd love the John Way films. Shotguns in Resident Evil? Mm-hmm. Cool. But then a moss in the gun is also really cool. Anything...

Dragonovs are sick. Dragonovs are very, very... Oh, yeah. See, you need to watch The Killer by John Wu. That makes the Dragonov look sick as fuck. They are cool-looking guns, and they remind me of the USSR, and that's just like a cool vibe. I like that.

A cool vibe. No, no, this is the thing Like, military Asphetic Like USSR has that down to tea Even though it was the USSR And it was a miserable shit hole At least the military vibe

Was kind of cool Nice Nice My favorite AK-47 actually AK-47's are really cool Yeah, they've got the mechanical thing going on

Yeah, they're all Rattley I want an AK-47 Just no BS Just yeah Just gun Like, yeah, they're just the hardiest fucking, like... Yeah, literally anywhere if you're...

It's like the Yaris. It's the Yaris of the Gun World. Yeah, it's the... It's just a Toyota. It's the pisser gun. But my favourite Call of Duty gun, and this is going to make James cringe. Oh no. Mon Warfare 2 ACR.

It's so, like, obvious, but it... It's the most uninteresting looking, though. Like, it is pure utility. Everything about it is modular, and it's just... But it was just, like... Consistent. It worked. I ran ACR. With the red dot, I always ran ACR's at the web dot.

But it looked cool. It did look cool back then. With the suppressor on just a red dot? Yeah, that was the look. But always suppressor just because I never won Bling. Bling was a wasted perk because in that shot you got... I liked using it because the more attachments a gun has, the more cool. Yeah, no, the red dot ACR with silencer is one of the coolest, like, modern warfare guns.

Hmm. But the recent ones, they've gone overkill on a time. attachments and it makes guns look way less interesting. You don't have to actually make a choice of what your gun is because it's like you fit 15 million attachments. They need to go back to basics, one attachment. Do you want me to say my favorite cold gun? Yeah.

The knife? The Vex mythoclast. Boo. Boo. The needler. The needler is a very cool. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that, the assault rifle, the AR. That is just cool.

You have to admit that is a bad. badass gun. Bull pop. It's the aliens assault rifle, basically. Yeah. But I'd say slightly cooler. It's not. It is.

I'd say it's cooler than the aliens gun. The aliens gun looks like... But everything in Halo is just aliens. No, it's not. It looks way cooler. It looks more of like a actual... What was the last time you saw aliens? I think you're forgetting, like...

It's very inspired by aliens. No, but I know the gun. I have a perfect memory of that gun, and the Halo one is better. Well, the alien one isn't bullpup. Yeah, that's a problem. Bullpup is cool. What does Bullpup mean? Sounds cringe. When the magazine is like, so you've got the trigger instead of there.

So it's feeding up through the chamber. Think the difference between an auto rifle in Destiny. That's not Bullpup. The magazine is in front of the trigger. The pulse rifles, the three-shot burst ones, the magazine is behind the trigger. Yeah. Pup. That's Pup.

That's Pup. Yeah. Maybe gun lingo is cooler than I thought. Yeah, bulldog pup. Bulldog pup. I love pups. Well, guys, a screensaver says this. With the recent PlayStation Direct wrapped up,

what are your thoughts on any of the big announcements shown, such as Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater and Marathon? Personally, I think it's bizarre that Bungee would revive their previous single-player legacy shooter series into a possibly only online extraction PVP-type shooter. Also, Kade 6 being brought back feels like Bunji trying to win back some goodwill after the disappointment from fans after the previous expansion that was lightful I'm out. Um, um, uh, Bungy, yeah, who cares?

Um, that was the biggest trailer to come out as far as pure numbers and engagement was the marathon trailer, by far. Um, no, honestly, don't ever make anything more online only. I thought, yeah, I was really disappointed that Marathons PVP only. Like, I've never got around to playing the old Marathon game. but they're known as single player kind of, it was kind of like establishing the Halo stuff and a lot of it morphed into what Halo was

but now they're, yeah, it's a PVP extraction thing so it won't have a single player, it won't have it would just be destiny but online only that's the worst, all it's going to be. It could be crap. Yep. Spider-Man looks awesome. It does. That's the crazy

action scene that they shot off. Yeah, and the Venom stuff looks like it's actually going to be really yeah yeah I think they can do some fun stuff with like the movesets and the animation yeah but also like plot-wise it looked really tight in terms of like yeah the the story you're being given like just through the phone calls and stuff it looks quite like focused and uh-huh I'm just looking forward to having venom in like spider-man story that doesn't suck yeah it'll be the first one hopefully yeah because like I'm still waiting for that

like everything falling into place click moment for me to get like oh that's why venom is such a yeah like famous spider man story yeah it's like the spider man yeah because i don't really associate him with any like really good i don't know what like the run of venom his defining story like i currently i don't know where it's like a bunch of other characters i do um yeah yeah that look good yeah i was kind of disappointed with marathon because it like it did the trailer is kind of cool like the visuals and it's like a really striking art direction

but yeah there's just nothing there's no there's nothing and like what they are now is so different yeah I've got absolutely no faith in that and yeah the the destiny tease was like

it made me roll my eyes it's like oh so you kill Kadoff when the game is in an appalling state because it's the only thing you got now you're bringing him back the same character because again the game's in an appalling state and it's the only thing you've got it's fast and furious

um basically that's what they're doing he's the Tokyo drift yeah this the story is just comical um they've done for three different people two different people now but yeah

I actually think that expansion's probably going to be fine though um but we'll see um Metal Gear Solid don't even pay attention to it don't buy it don't do anything don't acknowledge it it's not got

Kajima in it so it's not really metal gets old game. Was, they've released screenshots apparently for it as well? But isn't it just using the we made cutscenes they're made anyway for those Pichingo machines? Probably. So it's probably, they're just finally actually slapped a game together from the stuff they made. It's using the original games audio, that's been confirmed, like the voice. Which is really quite interesting. Um, yeah, it kind of, it's kind of like, so what are you going to redo that? Well, because, I, I imagine the gameplay, because, like, it's archaic as hell. Um, um, like playing out with a solid three now um not to say it's bad or anything but the the

the game was so designed about like around how limited it was like the gameplay is really awkward and stiff and stuff and for them to like one to one it in the vein of like the resident evil two remake um which obviously isn't like one to one but it's pretty yeah pretty close um what do you think about them choosing i don't know three because it's like that's first timeline order right but it's not actually the first game maybe that's the logic because they haven't put a three on it um it's sure you'd start with the original solid i mean well yeah and that's that's the one i've always wanted because it was it's from so long ago and you can't buy it for any console other than like the PS1 or the the GameCube i think it was released on as well

uh like a remake of it um so yeah it's kind of annoying they started there but if they are going to go chronologically through because isn't there's like no good way to play the trilogy and four right now is there there's no good way to play any of it really apart from five yeah because I suppose they never re-released four that's stranded on the PS3 isn't it yep um yeah I actually think I heard that one of the best ways to play the trilogy now is ironically on the Xbox backpack thing so they were like a frame rate boost and stuff

but that'll only be 10 and 3 yeah yeah it's still missing stuff um yeah it is weird obviously no kujim's obviously not involved um yeah I assume that That's why they're directly using the audio and stuff. So they can just, like, for cutscenes, they don't need any... Just keep them, like, just shot for shot. Like, shoot the audio. Yeah.

And if they base all the gameplay, like, really tightly around the original, I don't know how you can modernize it without making drastic changes. Yeah. And that requires, like, actual creative design. Like Resident Evil, too. Yeah. Which I... By the person you made it.

I don't even know, like, what kind of... I don't think it looks like now. That's not necessarily true because like Resident Evil 2 wasn't directed by the same guy. No, but I only fit the original. A Kajima's the only way to be able to make that game good. And that's a fact. I mean, there's definitely more trepidate. Like, I won't be pre-ordering it because he's not tied to it.

And like, why would he? It's Konami. I just wish Konami would have sold it off. To him. Or to anyone that wasn't. Maybe there's not many people who do it. Just sell it to it. Just sell it to it.

but i mean if if like sony bought it then kajima could probably yeah sony but kajima's wanted out of that series for so long he's done he's done he's had his thing with it and now he's got deaf stranding the thing with two was that like every game including two he was like okay this is the last melt gets on and then they just made him do more and more and more but he still made it work they were never yeah yeah he he put his he like put his all into it but it's not like wanted to do fresh stuff. Like Death Stranding. Yeah.

Which might be a little too fresh for some people. Um, yeah. That's the Kajima game I kind of want to play most. That and Metal Go Solid too, actually. Yeah, again, it's, it's from such a time. It would be like going back and playing, like, the original Resident Eagle 2. Mm. You know, it's very, very, very.

old school and really awkward and like it needs to be done like a proper but man that is that is a particularly tough one I feel like you know because James is I just feel like that series of games because James is right where like the auto

like it's so tired to Kajima yeah and how do you faithfully do that but I mean I I would could be done um I'd want not only for them to do Metal Gear Solid

but Metal Gear 1 and 2 That'll be cool yeah Because like those Those you could have way more liberty with People aren't so tied to them Yeah yeah Like base games aren't as good The

Yeah expectations would be different Yeah totally different So start there And then the team could like learn as they go You know without jumping Like Metal Gear Solid 3 is one of the most Like lauded video games of all time and to jump in there and try and match that,

expectations are going to be like mega. It's like this Silent Hill 2 remake that's happening, but Blubert team is doing it. It's just like, man. Yeah, I don't envy those guys, you know? Yeah. It's such an undertaking. Yeah, I don't know, man.

Night drive. I'm actually like, I'm okay with these game remake, this game remake trend um i'm actually kind of fine with it compared to like other mediums um well yeah because they're like the i feel like the best examples are like some of the best games now dude i i was never into resident evil i was i was in to resident evil five for like the goofy co-op fun yeah yeah but i never understood resident evil and when i played two i was so blown away yeah yeah that i consider myself like a fan of the series now I've bought every single one they've released.

Yeah. Yeah, I was a big fan of two. But the Dead Space Remake as well. Yep. There are tons of good examples of them doing it now. Yeah, I think there's more space for it in games because, especially in this era, there wasn't the standards of play yet. Like, third-person games hadn't been carved out in the way they have now.

Stealth games, I mean, we need more of those, to be honest. yeah it is interesting when like contrasting it with like movies where like this little mermaid remake where it's kind of like the inverse where everything about it is a worse change there's no barrier to entry with watching the original little mermaid whereas like playing metal get solid three a it's hard to get full stop and b once you get it it might not work for you because the times have changed

And I just feel like the fact it isn't an interactive medium where watching a movie is always passive. So like a movie from the 80s can easily be as good as a movie released now. You don't have that inherent engagement disconnect. Yeah, yeah.

A PS1 controller now and what it could run on a PS1 it's like obviously so vastly different. Yeah. Yeah, so that makes sense to me. No, I was just like, because I saw recently that the system shock we make, actually came out. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I saw it on the front page. Because my, for some reason, for so long, I thought it was a Ken Levine game. Because he made the original original work on it, yeah. But he's got no relation to the new one. Because I just, that's like been in limbo for like 2014 onwards. Yeah, he's working on a game now. Yeah. I listened to an interview with him a few weeks ago.

Because that's another game from that era where it's coming up. It's like an indie game, right? It's not like a AAA huge. The original systems show. No, Judas. No, I mean, Judas. That's what it's live. I'm pretty sure it's a take two game

Really? Yeah I was under the impression it's just Like gonna be kind of a small scale Like no I think it's quite ambitious Well I listened to this interview with him Where he After Bioshock Infinite

That was his pitch was like I want small team And as much time as I'm allowed And that's just what he's been doing Yeah but I feel when that happened When he said that he was working on system shock We make That's what was at the time

basically not been. You might have had like some sort of dialogue with the team. Yeah. You might not have actually done any work on it. But yeah, playing Bioshock Infinite was, I played it like a under a year ago, I think. Yeah, I played it in 2020. Yeah, it got to the credits and I just sat through all of it and it was like a few minutes. And I was like, whoa, what the hell?

Like it was super ambitious and loads of that game was changed. the vibe is that they're to like slap it together sort of last minute to to release it but like you just don't see that and that game was huge when it came out like every one was yeah it was kind of tied with last of us for like biggest game of the year yeah yeah as far as like narrative um single players i know that people will always criticize it because it was like misrepresented in trailers but that game is nowhere near bad it is still a great game

yeah I like it yeah I'm really torn on that game I don't love that game I love the original Bioshock yeah I think Bioshock 2 is actually better than Infinite as well but

really interesting interview though the stuff he was saying you were saying take two as a company really interesting because they have like a completely different attitude to producing games

to most other publishers do they though yeah because because they were founded and built on GTA, so that attitude is maintained so they're willing to take bigger risks on these risky projects. Yeah, I guess the logic is give them time.

But they don't give fucking box our time, do they? Hence, I've got terrible overworking culture. What? They do have heaps of time, though. It's been 10 years. Yeah, no, but Red Dead 2 had, like, crunch. So clearly not giving the developers enough time if they have to crunch.

well but they're giving them more time the most of yeah yeah how what was the time span between gtah 5 and redded 2 that was like six years and yeah what was the gap between red dead one and two that was between 2011 to 2018 18 19 no it was like 17 wasn't it no was 18 It'll come out in 2010. I think it was 2010. It came out a few years after GTA 4. Yeah. Which would be about 2010, 2011.

But yeah, the gaps are getting bigger and bigger with rocks, though. That was crazy. I don't think that's a really great thing. I mean, it's not just rock. It's all games in the AAA space. That's all taken up and longer. That's the problem with AAA, I think, mainly. I think we should just get rid of AAA.

I think it depends on, like, what you're going for. like Cod's Cod isn't Cod FIFA any of these games none of them are AAA yeah they are no but they aren't in terms of quality in the game you're getting they're not AAA you're not getting good quality games with you look kind of other like Cod do you get a ton of content no but it's not good Cod is a mess boy but I don't know it's like the same thing it's always been yeah it fits the bill yeah but I just don't think it is triple it's triple it's triple it's triple it's triple it's triple it's triple it's triple

A is just like, it's position how big the teams are, how big the marketings. But in terms of the quality product, I don't think it's a triple a game. AAA doesn't have to be quality, though. No, but if we do see it as quality, it's not. The majority of AAA games aren't. Well, yeah, the majority of them are bad. Yeah, Gollum is a better AAA game than call his fucking duty. Apparently there's a conspiracy in Cod.

There are many, aren't there? No, they've, like, found a way to make retention better by modifying your damage you do match to match. so it's altering your actual gun output damage really is that like confirmed because I remember that stuff going out with the Activision like patented some kind of thing to make it so you stayed against DLC people to make you buy it that's right yeah but I think I think it's been confirmed of kind of that people have like done tests and like their damage

output is being an altered match to match to keep peak and lows to keep you playing because you get that one good match and then you get a bad match and then you get a good match And I've kind of experienced that Where it's just like one match Ex-Gum will kill instantly Next match it won't But you're playing the same way

You're shooting the same way But there's a huge difference Because they're altering like shit But I think cod shit Because of all the IOW skins That's gross I don't like it Hmm

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