JAR Media Posdact - Guys, X Kinda Rocks... - JARCast Episode 336

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 11:11 Alex's Disgusting Rea Story 21:29 Housekeeping 32:47 X is so, so Cringe 38:50 Alex Loves the Hudsucker Proxy 40:16 Alex has found the best Channel 44:39 Mid Break 47:35 Question Section: Cold Takes 1:02:05 Perspective on Aging 1:16:22 Triple Jim Questions 1:30:57 Otaku Fact Check 1:32:25 The Boy and His Heron 1:36:19 Have the animals destroyed anything lately? 1:37:43 Manic Miners 1:43:13 Bonus Moment

Maybe it would be wise if you didn't smoke stow cheese. Well, I'm a stud. Hey, I'm a stud over here. I'm just been born child over here. Watched the Kern Brothers movie where they taught like that for the whole time. And it was so good, yeah. Hey, buddy, old pal, how you doing over there? All this shit.

Those were the real days. And there's, they had this whole thing. It was like in the 40s, I can't remember 40s or 50s. it was how you like read your stock price on the stock market. It was a crazy machine that just had this like, it was just printing just constantly. Yeah, yeah. Crazy image.

The real days. Yeah. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Oh, my balls just made an honest. Good afternoon, morning, evening or nights, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to episode 336. of the jail media podcast. Big thank you to our lovely

Patreon, so for to Putreon who helps support the show and make the audio versions possible. And and what else? What else? Yeah. Come on, baby, you got this. Come on, Oates. You can do this.

Um, check... Uh... Come on. What? Check out the jarmedia store. Buy a mug! Beat that. Don't do that. Do that.

Don't do that. Just beep it. Use our mugs as a means to rebel against the system. I feel like something's brewing with you, man. What? What do you mean? Yeah. What?

Man, I watched Oppenheim and I'm starting to become a socialist. Maybe often I should have sold secrets to the Russian government. Wow. spoilers for real life yeah isn't it weird that you can spoil real life like when it gets turned into a movie

I guess but then it's also like the whole thing with Oppenheimer is like everyone knows what happened in World War II with the nuke you know like has anyone sat there surprised like

Hiroshima no are you serious no no I'm I'm sure that there was People nowadays who don't understand that nuclear weapons have been used in war. Like, 100%. There's no way there are people who don't think that.

You'd be surprised, bro. My mind was blown the second I saw, like, it was a bit of a trend on TikTok, like, people historically explaining what 9-11 is. Oh, my God. If they've forgotten about 9-11, some people don't know what nuke is. No, but like, if you were born after... If you were born 2010, for example. Well, you should still know what nukes are. Come on

People born in 2010 are 13 years old They should have already known nukes by then They should have seen They should have spent their childhood watching How old were you when you knew Nukes existed The first time I started watching World War II Documentaries on the history channel

But you have a You have an abnormal love for World War II Yeah I'm not like it You have an abnormal love You have a Most people were like Dressing round in Superman and Batman costumes Running around

I was watching horrible documentaries about the holocaust. No, you were just playing Call of Duty. Yeah, that. That is true. Also, um, like, you played Modern Warfare 1, where a nuke has dropped.

Yeah, but I knew about nukes were for, one more... Yeah, but still, it's like you... So what you're saying is we need to teach kids by involving more nukes in video games. Should there be... Should there be an Oppenheimer crossover event in Fortnite where the map gets nuked by a H-bomb?

It's called Fallout 76. more or less crazy than the Martin Luther King thing they did already. What was the Martin Luther King thing? They had like a showcase of his life. It was almost like an art installation within Fortnite. Like a historic... Maybe they should be doing more

of that. No, they should. Because there's no way that kids are going to learn. Everything has to be in Fortnite for them to learn. Yeah. 9-11. Have a map where you fly... Well, one movie about Oppenheimer makes him a household name. Like, did you know who Oppenheimer was? Like in any... I tell, beyond.

James would have known I wouldn't have known I wouldn't have known off the top of my head But if you said That's the guy who said I am become deaf Then I would have been like Yeah because that's memed That I am become deaf

Yeah That's like a whole meme in itself Yeah So just a crazy quote huh Yeah He didn't actually say it in the movie though He did, he did twice No he didn't say it in his TV interview

Like he did in real life No that TV interview isn't in real life It is I mean in the movie Yeah It's obviously in real life with the Patreon stuff did we say already

like what that entails James kind of went to the story You get access to feet picks You don't You can do When it comes to summer You get them for free baby And we should

I should be censoring those Blurring those Yeah In fact start I'm not doing that Why not Because I got fat Stoge's And I can smoke them indoors

And unlike you Yeah Yeah Pathetic interview Because I'm a stud. Huh? I think following it up with air kind of proves you want. Ooh.

Air's the most masculine thing. No, it's not. It's quite unconfident. Beta. No, it's not. Because it's like, it's basically like... It's forcing you to acknowledge what you've just... It's accentuating like the full stop basically.

Yeah, but you don't do it. Someone else has it for you. That's why, that's how you become a stud. Other people do you think... Someone else airs for you? Yeah. No, but then. that someone replying with an air makes it sound like you haven't communicated what you

remember clearly then you'd be condescending therefore being a stud no that's not what makes it stud what makes a stud smoking a stogie indoors you don't makes a stud what secrets okay oats why do you keep calling him an oats because he looks like hauling oats oh with the glasses yeah with the glasses what do I look like with the glasses what do I look like with the glasses on. Ow! Dumbass. A bitch.

You look like a loy. Lord Loy. Give me you back, bro. No, I miss oats. Give oats back. No. Give oats his oats. No.

They're mine, and you just said I look like... Like a loy? Lord Loy. Whatever, man. I called you a bitch, so why, do you look at me? Yeah. Ow! I've got nowhere to look.

Well, I'll tell you what, Loys. The Patreon does make the audio versions of the show possible. That's true. I've been having one of those RSS feed just kind of weeks, you know. One of those pod bean kind of weeks. Um. De, de, uh... Have you been flicking the pod bean?

No. Jesus. I thought you were a stud. Only because I smoke Stogeys indoors Um Yeah Check out the Jarmedia shorts Popping off

Like crazy Man, I was looking at the TikTok Great The one about Vaping It's got like 40K players on there Oh And it keeps going up

You know the amount of people are seething They're coping Because they've been pulled up I'm loving it. I feel every time you see you in those TikTok comments, I'm getting that buzz at my spine. Yeah, the tingle, that tingle. Yeah, that TikTok tingle.

It's the same tingle from back pre-I-H-E. And you'd make the I-H-Aid Pudypie videos. Ooh. Where you'd make people really angry. Mm-hmm. It's like that. That's how it feels, man. Full circle.

Mm. Mm. But it's just like that's because the demographic of TikTok is so young. they're actual kids so you just have any opinion that isn't theirs they have a little tantrum they do all vape

they're all addicted to nicotine just like me with my stogies at least that's real there at least it's a leaf wrapped up you know that's cool yeah it's cool like on the knee of some underpaid Cuban worker

you know instead of just drinking like a cartridge full of chemicals bubble gun flavor these aren't Cuban are they what are they Spanish European what are they speak in Cuba boy What?

What language do they speak in Cuba? Spanish. Your mama. Yeah, I'm pretty sure what's Spanish. Might be Portuguese. Any Cuban jarlings out there right in, let us know. If you're Cuban jarling, you don't have access to JAR media. No, they do, because we're communist propaganda.

Yeah. Do you think we would pass the security check to work on... I've genuinely thought about that. like if for whatever reason I wanted to go to China hmm you know I know I know you'd fail no I think Alex would be fine

Alex Alex would be arrested I know I wouldn't get through the book I wouldn't get past the Alex has made videos saying that destiny isn't that good no but he doesn't call out 10 cent direct he doesn't use that I think I have called out 10 cent before I think I called them in one of the destiny videos like a

nightmare um hellscape company or something I don't know probably I would be instantly as soon as I got into the airport boom I mean I'm in a gulag somewhere I've said a lot of bad things about China in the videos

and I've done it online as well there's you know and I wouldn't even be allowed to go to China in the first place saying that would you be allowed into America I hope not yeah like no absolutely if I was on the Oppenheimer project

good Yeah. Okay. It's like our biggest listener base. Behave! Like, I wouldn't be... No, my back-down check would instantly fail on the Trinity test. Trinity. So I've made...

That's the project. Oh, the Oppenheimer thing? Yes. The Manhattan Project. Yes, it's like I've said too many things about socialism. Why was it called the Manhattan Project? Mr. Manhattan. Mm.

Watchman. What? No, Dr. Manhattan was called that because of the Manhattan Project. But I think it's called the Manhattan Project because it originated in Manhattan. That's like when the meetings happened that kind of started it. So I think that's why it's called that.

I, my knowledge is a bit shit. So if I'm incorrect, fuck off. My knowledge is about housekeeping, man. Because I missed last episode because of that rear. Like, guys, guys, I was, when I was making the jar dock for you guys last week, right? Yeah, I was looking for those comments And no one even knew yet that I had the rear

And the amount of comments that were already making rear references, rear jokes But that was my reality Wow It's been like all of all of this has been building to this moment The culmination You ate a salad And got like the worst rear I've ever had in my life Oh my God

And now I'm like five days behind on everything I was planning to do What were you planning to do? Listen, listen. This is Ria so bad. I was bedbound. I couldn't even sit on my desk. I don't understand how wea could be that bad. No, bro.

I've had Ria, like, I've had wea where you've been woken up at 2 in the morning and it's floodgates. No, but I haven't thought the story. Listen, this is why the Ria was so extreme. Right? I ate that salad. Blah, blah, blah, went to bed. Woke up the next morning. Didn't realize I had it yet.

Realize. Ria lies that it was my reality. Also, apologies to any jarlings out there called Ria, because it is like a name. There must be at least one Ria out there, sorry. But this is what happened, right? I wake up. I've been getting into that James Hoffman,

just brewing this awesome coffee with the beans. But what does coffee make you do? Coffee is a diuretic. Yeah, exactly. Diarrheeretic. I'm going to have to dish your question. I've had three and I've still not pooed today. No, bro, that's on you.

But listen, I brew this delicious, fresh, reality coffee, right? I have two cups of it and it's just delicious. But then I start feeling like, oh, I feel a bit weird. I need some paracetamol for that kind of weird feeling. I'm feeling the pain. I was getting like this pounding headache. So then I look at my drug cabinet for some paracetamol. Don't have any.

but what I did have was some cold and flu that has caffeine in the in the pills so I down two of those oh wow then half an hour later the rear hits rea central um and like just I'd I'd I'd basically put myself in a position where I'd created the the ultimate rear look no you're gonna have no truthfully You're going to have to go into deep detail about what the, this weir entailed, because my experience... No, no, you need to go more anybody to. No, because the day before, right, I don't normally... I was like... I really fancied like a bunch of dairy, right? Oh my god, fuck sake, bro.

I don't normally eat much dairy. You had no one that you had fucking diarrhea. No, but listen, listen. I get this, like, delicious flat bread, right? I think it had, like, goat cheese on it or something. But that wasn't it. This is a man who also never eats bread. Never eats bread, either, really.

But then, I, like, really fancied it. I was like, I just want to indulge today. So I had this flat bread with, like, goat cheese on it. On the side, uh, Halumi. Some Halumi. But that wasn't all, right? Some loaded fries. cheese loads of cheese on it

some cheese on it and like I didn't even cross like I don't eat dairy that much right so I wasn't even like thinking I was like just really fancied it so I eat all this how much how much milk did you drink

none you didn't have any milk okay no none I don't have milk in my coffee even good um but that doesn't that didn't that didn't stop what happened um so then

Yeah, it was like a day or two of Rhea But then when the Ria passed even It was more the recovery time Because like Just the pure pain From that The irritation Where was the pain?

Booty hole? It was the Bhole It was the whole stomach lining The whole intestinal tract All of it Like so... Didn't you describe to us in the group chair Like I imagine

This might have been day three because you were still paying on day 3 according to our group chat Well it became like It stopped being rear But then it was like every time I had to go It was so painful It was like

I was rea-ling for like 20 minutes Every time For what was coming out And what I was doing was like pretty normal ones after Because I quickly shift to like That cup chicken noodle crackers and toast That's all I was eating

To try and try and get See this is I think you went wrong there you should talk no that's exactly what you should be double down you should have doubled jalapenoes on everything really yeah of course because like but then like just realizing my addictions in that in when I had to like limit what I was eating I love eating chilies I love drinking coffee I love everything that gives you rear basically um but of course I couldn't consume it but it was a case of like have a couple paracetamol without the caffeine um

Because I managed to go and get some. I don't know how. I managed to get some. So it was a case of like, have a couple paracetamol. When that kicks in, okay, I can get some sleep. Because there was one night, I was up all night rearing. So that threw everything off. So then, yeah, it was like get some sleep in, four hours later,

once the paracetamol wears off, waking up, rear. Just this vicious cycle, you know. Um, until a few days passed, and I'm like, finally back to normal. Yeah, just drinking ginger drinks. And I kept, I kept saying, to myself, like, well, I was sat on the toilet, like, never again, never again.

Like, no, this is, this is Rear Supreme. This is, this is, this is, brough. Is this, is this, I've never experienced anything like this. Is this sort of careful what you wish for? type stuff because like for months you've been singing diarrhea building you know and you're saying I manifested it you manifested it you've built it to such a degree and your body's like right your your brain is is sort of brought it upon your body maybe it was nothing to do with the salad maybe it was like you okay I'm the brain you've told me diarrhea has been building right

diarrhea's built let's go you know four days of it dude I've had it before in my life but never like It's never like this. Yeah. Like, at most I've had, like, nights. Like, waking up at midnight with rear. And it's like two hours of pain and then you go bed. With me, whenever I've had diarrhea, it's just like suddenly out of the blue, oh shit, I'm going to poop.

Sit down, like, fart shit explosion, coat the toilet in brown. And then it's gone. That's it. Yeah, I've had like an in-between. This is a vile episode already. The last time I had this was when I missed a day of creatine. Oh So the following

Does creatine give you Creeria? Only a few like OD Because the following day that I missed it It was like Okay, I'll like triple up On my creatine load

And I did that with like two protein shakes And just like cramming my face Full of like Everything in sight Including like a bunch of peanuts and stuff And then I showered And then I got out the shower My stomach was like

Ooh Yeah, it's when you get that noise That's a one minute warning For the four days, my tummy was singing to me Dude, dude It's funny now, but man I was like, I was genuinely thinking like I was I was kind of envisioning like

Like a month had passed and it was like this For like a month I was like I don't think I think I'd actually off myself Like genuinely Wow. I was thinking like, I would... Does it not get funny after, like, date fall? No.

That's when it starts getting scary. No, that's when I find it funny, because it's like even more... No, because you get so dehydrated. Yeah, but that's why you just got to get, like, double down. I've got all this ginger tea, so I just started drinking the ginger tea every few hours. Just drunk, oh, man. Ginger would have really flushed you out.

Does ginger make you rear too? Yeah. Oh, God. Well, if you have, like, a lot of it, yeah. And I've got, like, like, I got it from the farm shop a few months ago, this awesome concoction of like apple cider vinegar, ginger.

Man goes overboard and fucking breaks the bar and then gets more diarrhea. No, but that was actually like when I had a nice, like, warm drink of that, that's when I finally got some relief. Yeah, it does relieve, but it also like... Creates more. It pulls, like, everything out with it, you know?

Yeah, it needed to be done. It needed to be done. Wow. Good first topic. I think in the future, why, when like VR, AR tech is like this much better, there should be like on a cast when we talk about these things, there should be like a pop-up where you can download an experience into the VR thing. So you get the Diary experience as being talked about.

You know, at an edge runners where you can get like the experience. Yeah, the brain dance. Yeah, the brain dance. You can get the brain dance. Yeah. It's like a more interactive like cast where you can experience what they're talking. that would be great but no we have a weird one

we as creators have the option to make it mandatory so when we're talking about it you experience it in like a compressed like five minutes well guys let's do some housekeeping because we're behind right now

and I'm we missed you to unblock the pipes flush it down obviously missed last week because of that rear so I've got some housekeeping stuff to go over right now

where we round off the conversations from that previous episode um start trending frog to the jarling in the last dating story do listen to the red flags if you feel uncomfortable the way

someone acts it's okay to not want to be involved with them actions are part of the character to some extent I do believe there were a couple of kind of like dating questions in that last one that screenshot it was because a jarling did talk about the experience on a date

and it was something like they were like there were toothed there was someone like drinking a billy they were daytime drinking at 11 o'clock that's right yeah and then drinking on a bus yeah you gotta prioritize yourself to a certain extent like don't put yourself

in danger also like when you say but that person was great like I really enjoyed their company it's like did you or did you enjoy the substance you were under the influence you don't want the thing you bond over to be like the substance you know

yeah a hoodie says no Alex Yes. Finally he's gone. He's actually gone permanently. Oh mama. This is the fourth best thing to happen to Jha since cooking with Ruben. I wonder what the other two are. Yeah. And the Merkster replied to that saying, if he hates everything, does that mean he hated being in Jarre? Yeah. By that logic, it also means I hate not being in Jha. Checkmate. Yeah, but do you actually hate everything? Um, that's one of my characters, so.

It's one of my personalities. Stash Mallow said, finally, the return of Jim Jam. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good. Yeah, that's a nice good one. I like that, because what we call, when it was just me and you, it was brocast. Yeah.

I don't think we had a name for when it was just me and James. Like, what was a good name for that? Owl Jam. Allie Jamail. Allie Jarhead. What? Jorahead. I love it's a movie with Jake Gyllenhaugh.

Yeah, it's all right. Nick Yack Yalk said, oh, did you have something to say, sorry? Well, I just wanted to say, um, I get strangely, like, nervous having to host a cast. Hmm. You know? I'm sure people picked up on it, but it's, it's, I've got a weird thing about reading in front of people. It makes me strangely anxious.

whip you back to like being in secondary school and you've got to read that like paragraph in English yeah like in front of the class I'd love doing that and you love I don't know why but I love doing it you didn't no I mean just because I'm like an anxious man and I'm I've got stage right

I like doing it because I could read better than anyone in my class because I didn't I didn't have I didn't like pause it was just like boom no but on that note right I thought you did an excellent job hosting Thank you I think the pair of you did an awesome job I'm proud of you boys That means a lot

Yeah And and also the I was reading the comments Like just now before recording Like I really I really appreciate the support From our loyal jar fandom Yeah

I like that No I think you're too harsh on yourself I think you're really good at hosting actually I'd forgotten because Because the dark episode Yeah the dark episode And back in the day You were normally the host

On the as they says That was normally your thing like you were the host really yeah um see what the the way my brain works is that like once a year goes by everything that happened before it is like gone yeah oh yeah for me for me that's like a week if not a day yeah yeah that's the thing i've had that i came to this realization like probably four years ago where like i have that feeling like i'm doing a bad job this isn't flowing well doesn't sound right but that's just me in my own head then when I'm editing it I'm just like this is just so fine like this is such a like I'm just way overthinking this yeah and

even the the the difference between listening to what like the podcast compared to being in the moment mm-hmm totally different yeah totally different yeah you just got remember any dodgy thing you say I can just take out yeah like Like pretty much a lot of the things I say. Yeah, most of what you say. Yeah, I'm not sure if I said this already, but Nick Yak-Yalk said, Hope Alex feels better soon and apologises for what he's done.

What has he done? Or for smoking Stokey's indoors. No, that was fine. I'm not apologising for that. That was fine. In fact, I wish it lasted longer because I was really enjoying that. Billy's being a fucking bitch. Gross cat scent glands all over the iPad.

Yeah, she doesn't, she gets jealous of things in hands. Oh, this is crazy. Someone with the name Rea Ditter, like Reddeter, but like Rear. Oh, wow. Things just aren't the same without Hunter Biden's laptop. No. Its energy is always here. Like, I've got it just stored here, ready.

Yeah, it's like a, it's like a crystal. A crystal or, um, a crystal skull. You know, there's like horror artifacts. that are like embodied with a spirit, a spirit all that, but, you know? You know, like, if you go on eBay and search, like, haunted items and there's, like, millions of... Should we buy them? Should we do a review of those of haunted items, see what? That's not a bad idea.

We actually curse ourselves and end up dead the next day. Bog the Unfunny 3-3-3 said, I'm starting to believe there is a chemical leak in the jar recording room that has slowly been making the cast loose their minds, which explains the energy of the last few episodes. It's finally taken Alex out. one of you two are next I suggest evacuation or exorcism

or purchasing big rigs over the road racing game on no that I think that's just the power of love and friendship speaking of racing dream works carts or whatever like a new one of those has been announced it's coming out

carts you know like a car you know like Mario cart but with DreamWorks characters oh wow oh sick yeah so you can be like toothless or whatever racing against track racing against one of the trolls from trolls or whatever. Do you think they'll have the gold guys?

El Dorado. Ooh, you're pulling the old DreamWorks out. Be better. Oh, that would be awesome. You could put... Elton John. It is Elton John

doing the soundtrack. Elton John in a car. The blonde one is in Oppenheimer. He is in Oppenheimer. El Dorado. He's in Harry Potter. He's in fucking...

He's Preser Lupin. Murder on the Orient Express. Yeah, he's the director of that. He directed that And he was the murder guy The detective Was he? Yeah

He does like a French accent He's very good at accents I think he's like a Shakespearean Like stage What is his name? Chief Chief Chief Chief Chief Chief Killer

I'm sorry I need to find out his name What's the quickest way He's Irish El Dorado El El Baa tibba Gambara

Biba bo Awesome film Really okay film You know what's so good film The last actor that film sucks I don't know Kenneth Brunner That's it

That's his name Ken Ken Ken B And finally for housekeeping Starchy 381818 So James looks great In Orange

I guess you're wearing orange Last episode You were You were You must have been You're wearing like a collared shirt. What was it yellow? Why would they say?

Orange is actually one of my colours. I'm pretty sure it's like yellow or bait or like peach. But I got a bit of a fashion tip for the jarlings out there. Right? I got this website, okay? It's called Colorwise C-O-L-O-R-W-I-S-E. Oh, that's wed? That's Fem-S-B-B-E-M-F-E-E-C-L-W-W-W-E-W-W-E.

Where what you can do, right? is you load a picture of like your face it samples your skin tone and it gives you a color palette that complements your skin tone is that where you're wearing all white um yep but it also what it also does is it gives you uh colors that won't work on you where i've had that before where i've like bought a nice shirt and i like put it on it's like why does this doesn't look right it's like a nice shirt but like why does it not look right and that's why it's color theory man Honestly, don't let colour fear we will you. No, do let it rule you.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, but there's something in breaking the rules that also works. Yeah. It's called art. No, no, no, this is the thing. Any color can look good on you as long as you've got confidence. As long as you've got, no, that's all point. Because, like, I think for me, because of how just ridiculously white I am.

I'm whiter than you. I'm pretty white. Jesus. I think it's like mostly kind of pastel type colors that like work on me. You've just got freckles. It doesn't come. Yeah. What suits me then? Multi-colored.

I'd assume similar to me. No. No. What do you mean no? Brown. Brown. But also eye color. Wearing colors that match with your eyes.

Make those eyes pop? Yeah, it makes your eyes pop. I've got blue eyes If I wear something blue It's like Wow the blue brings out the blue Do you know what I mean But that's why I've got this nice orange shirt

I sometimes wear That contrast against the blue Bringing out the blue Yeah yeah But they both worked Like a bright blue with blue eyes It's like Oh like your brain kind of just muck

Oh look at you Your blue eyed person being all like Ooooo blue eyes well you should wear fucking no my eyes are green they're not hazel and they're not brown you didn't even let me say the color you interrupted me before I said it

I know your eyes are green rare rarest eye color yeah you being e you always say blue eyes how blue eyes great are you always talk about how green your eyes are I like my green eyes I like your green eyes I get lost in them

I know so do all the women I talk to Right you guys Did they pop now Just quickly I want to mention Actually first I want to talk about this right Okay um Twitter okay it's not Twitter anymore It's X

It's X I'm just like It feels like a gag It feels like I'm being trolled This is something like if I was in his position I would do just to be a dick, you know? Like, let's just piss everyone off by, like, just changing the, like,

really well-known, like, classically understood, like, extremely good branding of the website Twitter to X. What is the tweet now? A Z. It's actually crazy. Like, Twitter has its problems. Yeah.

But, like, the branding was not one of them. That was the best thing about it. was the best thing about it. I guess the idea was a tweet was like a, you know, it's like a carrier pigeon. You're sending that little carry pigeon out to tell the world. And a tweet is like the noise a bird makes, the bird is the logo, it's called Twitter.

It's like birds flying around. Are you going to get the new Twitter? You mean threads? No, I've lost my I-H-E Instagram login so I don't, I can't get it. So, to be fair. What? Yeah, it's spreader. You can like, you can like export your Instagram settings to shreds and like have your shit already there.

Wait, so Facebook owns or meta owns the new Twitter. Yes. Isn't that crazy? That is so, that's such a poor play from Elon. The X thing? Well, it was like Facebook owns every social media apart from Twitter.

And now Facebook has proper Twitter. How was that not like an antitrust thing? How was Facebook allowed to buy Instagram To buy WhatsApp? How is that even like allowed? Yeah That sucks. I hate that. It's consolidation, man.

Yeah, it owns the fucking what's his face? Robot man. Zuck? Yeah, the Zuck. He owns every... The meta master. He discovered the meta.

He did. He was the first to find that meta and, uh, I'm waiting for the social network too, man. You know what I'm waiting for? It's the fact that I'm now can I make a Frette's account? I'm not going to make a fucking account

on all of these competitors. Um, journalists. Yeah, but yeah, when is there? I was really, I, I, my only news source is the BBC news app which is why I'm really, I'm a bad person. Um, and I talk about a bad person. I was reading an article about, um,

threads. Like, when it was sort of beta stage, is like you had to be like invited to join it there are a few of those there were like three or four big Twitter thing yeah and the way he was writing about it was like man

fuck you the Zuck no not the Zuck the BBC journalist guy right yeah he was like I was invited to join this little club of very great people and like just the way he talked about it really rubbed me the wrong way

and I was like okay I'll never get this up It's just full of pretentious assholes. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Because they're like... Holes is the new way where we're going to sort of make everything about friendship and love and positivity.

It's on the internet. Yeah, shut up. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. But it's a... I can't stop thinking about the Homer Simpson Max Power thing. Like if Elon Musk is a Homer Simpson with that shit. He is.

Was he Max Power? There's this gag where what is, what is the context again? He's like, is he making a company or something? He changes his name. That's right, he changes his name, yeah. And like the joke is like he looks at his head, Marge's hair dryer and looks at the term Max Power. Hair driver and he's names himself after Max Power. Which is basically like, it's that early 2000s like X thing is like everywhere.

Yeah. X was like cool. XXXX Tantatio. Yeah. X-I-D boy. It just, so now, like, in my, when I open,

like, Google Chrome, what used to be, like a little bird icon is now an X, and it looks like I've got X videos, like, in my book part.

Yeah. X is so associated with, like, things that are bad and filtered and, like, this is cheeky and naughty, isn't it, guys? Twitter has always been kind of cheek and naughty. It is. It's a little cheeky naughty one.

Yeah, now that I can, bro, just uploaded all of across the Spiderverse. I just sat there watching it. Yeah, what's the deal with that? I'll watch like, I was just scrolling through it, just watching my favorite scenes. Just like, this is crazy. This is ridiculous.

What a joke of a sight, man. He's like, he's sandbagged it so hard. Yeah. I don't know what, like, his goal was. Well, supposedly he was like, it was like a ploy. Um, we were just going to like try and flip it. But it didn't work

out the way he intended, so now he's stuck with it. Yeah, because he doesn't know how to use his money. It's fucking bullshit that he could get it in the first place because he leveraged stock. Yeah. He didn't he make a purchase. But how does being rich fucking work then?

Bro, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. 200 billion. He's worth. It doesn't make sense. But your ownership in in like capital of stocks can't be taxed because it's not money. So how can that those tools be used? So how can you use that to buy

something there's no tax on it what man right tell you what though bro there's i mention i don't know if it was stay in but in the early bit of the recording i watched this cohen brothers movie the hud circuit proxy from nineteen ninety four yeah yeah yeah yeah the hey how you doing buddy let's go let's go roll this guy like a movie um it's about like this this company that um the the the owner of the company commit suicide um and then they instill as the new CEO this like dumbass who's like working in the mail room so then the people at the top can like buy all the stock while it's low because of the dumbass being the CEO um but the dumbass had the idea for the hula hoop and then he instills and makes the hula hoop which sells really well which makes the stock price

I'm really fucking funny Sam Ramey's second unit director on it and he was a writer, he worked with them, the Coens. Good-ass movie. I've been watching like the old Coens. The Hudsucker proxy because the company's called the Hudsucker Industries so it's like the proxy is

the main guy from Shawshank Redemption. Yeah, I'd recommend that. Yeah, it's very rare I watch a Cowan Brothers movie and I'm like, it's always like just the lady killers i don't like that's the one i've not seen it tom hanks one yeah yeah quite odd that one um before we go to min break there's there's there's one other thing i want to shout out something this something that's changed my life right you know um you know mommy made me mash my m&Ms mommy made me mash my m&s yeah it's like a vocal warm-up right like

it's this extra thing I do before I record like audio I like doing a little vocal warm-up thing so it doesn't get too sore but like there's this problem with these vocal warm-ups on YouTube man they are dry they're boring it's like this really boring dude just like thou up are do bobby baby and it's like the most boring shit you've ever seen right but man I've found this channel it's the best channel I've ever found this is the best channel for vocal warmups for vocal warmups

she's called Cheryl Porter right Cheryl Porter vocal coach and I'm about to play you something like if this was on Spotify I would just listen to this

it's that fire no I'm serious you were gonna believe she's she's stood there with a white background she's got these like pink Barbie boxing gloves on and like she's like

punching them um listen to this let me get it to the right bit she's got this awesome video it's called 10 minute daily vocal workout listen to this video has changed my life you guys are going to lose it to this

look it's called exercise four Tyson Fury vocal resistance breath control note attack Jesus Christ listen to this Look what she's doing, dude. Yes.

Holy shit. Hey, look at this. It's like overtaking it. Now that pain. Feel the burn. Feel the burn. This is a fire This is a fire video

You see what I'm saying? Mime ma-mo Sing baby This This man it was such a like a breath of fresh air finding this

I just want to get some pink she's like punching those pink gloves like so good I love like niche shit like this just done to a perfect bro they're saying niche

18 million views but that's the power of a niche it is niche but her awesome quality has made it fucking bro she got nine million subs Damn. Yeah.

God damn. Me, me, my mom, moo. You're doing a throat workout and you're getting sore abs. That's what you need to do. For like the past few days, like I'm just going on this video, just listening to this bit. Like this one in particular, just like, this is what I want to be hearing. This is what I want to be listening to.

How long is the video? Ten minutes. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just wanted to share that with people. I understand. I'd want to share that if I found that.

Yeah, exactly. Like shout out to her, man. Yeah. I think she should be the number one YouTuber. Yeah. She's good at what she's doing. She's got that vibrancy. Holy shit, man.

Panash. A pink panash. What? She's got this whole pink thing going on. I feel of poop coming on again. Another one. Bro, don't. I've not had one today. Well, on that note, I guess we'll see you after these pilly messages.

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Yeah, it's fucking addictive. No, but if you do it enough, then, like, if you do the whole 10 minutes, you feel it, and then your voice starts booming. Really? This is, this is, like, exercising the muscle. It's like being in the gym, but just that voice. Wow. Maybe you should do it while going to the gym.

Yeah, me, me, ma, ma, ma, ma, me, ma, me ma, ma, me ma, ma, me ma, ma, me ma, ma, maybe that's how you end up being, like, have, like, an angelic voice. No, that's true though. I think it's like a misconception that's like you're just born with that X-factor voice, you know, and you're like... Yeah. It's got to work on it. No, but apparently if you're born in the Philippines, then... Is this your casual racism coming out?

No, then you're really good at singing. I sent the video to someone. But I bet you it's like a cultural thing. Because like imagine it, if this Cheryl woman was your mother. By the time you're eight years old, you're going to have like this beautiful singing voice. Cheryl. You know. I think that's right. Yeah, Cheryl Porter. Look at this Chinese boy. Barbecue Bacon Burger. What's the context? It's a bear video.

Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, two episodes. Episode 3, 3, 6, part 2 of part 4, final, part 7. Have you seen what the last season, the last season of Attack on Titans called? What? Part 4, part 3, part 2, part 1. Are you joking? Yeah. No, I'm not joking.

I'm being serious. Wait, it's part 4? It's part 4, but then it's part 3 of part 4. Because they keep delaying, like, how much time they need. Bro. That fucking. series. I just wanted to end. Just so I can actually

watch it to the end. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because I read it to the end, but... Got a bit cringy, huh? Well, it wasn't translated properly by then, because it was like, it was fresh in Japan. So, like, it's just people translate... Desperately translating it, but not doing a very good job.

So, like, the dialogue was really bad. I think that just might be a tack-on-time. Well, welcome to the second off. Let's do some questions from the... JAR Media subreddit, head over to the suggestion thread over there. And leave us questions just like average Swindon fan did Bear Bearfellas. I've got a simple question for you. These days, it seems like everyone is always clambering.

Or is it clamoring, sorry? Clammering to share their hot takes. And it's become a bit tiresome, in my opinion. So in contrast, I'd like you to all give some of your coldest takes. What are your plainest, most normal opinions game on? If you want something to get us going, Mr. Blue Pumpkin said Minecraft is a good game.

Is that really a cold take? That's just, yeah, I guess. I mean, like, everyone knows it is, so yeah. I've got an extremely cold take. Fallout 4 is all right. Fuck off. Ooh, okay. No, that's not, no.

That's a controversial one in this circle, bro. No, it's not a way. It is, because do you know why? Do you know why? Why? Fallout 4 was my Skyrim. Skyrim didn't resonate with me because I hate the universe

but I like the Fallout 4 then how do you like Fallout 4? If you like the Fallout 4? If you'd like the Fallout 4th you'd like New Vegas because it's just the good one. No, because New Vegas I just started to save again two nights ago. Yes, you were playing it. I did see you for it.

And I went on it again and it's like A, the PC port is so so fucking abysic. Like I thought it was fucked on console. It's bad on console enough. That's why I didn't play. On PC, it's fucking abysmal. I've never, I never call it to work.

I have to fight with the game to play it. Yeah. And doesn't have that thing where the more you play it, the worse it runs as well? No, yes, that's Skyam issue where... That's 4 on PC. Yeah, yeah. Full Out 4 on PC is, that I mean. It's that issue where the more stuff drops, it doesn't, the game doesn't delete it.

So the more that you explore, it's right, that you whams it. I was playing Fallout 4 again because I've got a weird soft spot for. Well, recently? No, this was years ago. Okay. But on PC, this was like after I upgraded my PC and got, I had a good PC. And the more you play it, the more the frames drop. I got to the big city and fall out four.

And every, every minute the frame rate would drop by one until it was at about five. And then I quit off the game, went back on it, and it started again at like 60, which is two days. Which is too low already Yeah And then it was rapidly going down Just every time I played It was like 5 FPS And I was like okay

I got a cold take I got a cold video game take Mm Mm Um a week or two ago Like I just downloaded Disco Elysium Played it for a couple hours It's really good

Yeah That's that is fact I was just like I love when a video game Just let you like Try to break it yeah it surprises you of like yeah yeah it's like now we've thought about this yeah we've considered this because like you're this this kind of um beat nick like kind of past his prime

like yeah investigate a guy the game starts it's like a typical like your character has amnesia yeah it's kind of implied that the reason you have amnesia is because you just drank so heavily the night before. Yeah, yeah. You've like fucked your room. There's like, it's like a murder mystery. You find this like their body. But there's like, I can't, there's like another branch that's like sent this guy.

I think it's like a Japanese guy. Yeah. And he like joins your party or whatever. And I was like, because the game opens in your gross apartment or whatever. It's like a hotel room. A hotel room. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, I'm going to take him back to that gross room.

And there's like a specific little. prompt that's like the this guy makes a comp he tries not to uh look at how disgusting and grotesque the state of the room is and stuff like that and there was another you can like hit on this like random like woman who's like there yeah yeah and she like goes into her uh hotel room and locks the door and you can like keep knocking on it and like start screaming like you ho I did that the first time and then when I got this guy in my party and went back when I was going back to my hotel room I did it

again and the guy is just like what's your problem? And I was like scream laughing because it was like this is really funny that they've taken all of this into account this is like really clever design. It's like they built the game and then have people play it and then

like built on top of everything that those people said naturally like tried to bike yeah yeah and Yeah, it's I wish I'd I'd finished it But it's one of those games

You really have to commit to And have time to commit to Yeah Come on, what's some normal takes Oh, I don't think the dark night Is really good I don't have any Yeah, because you're

No, no, no, no That is one of those Like general normal takes It's like a lot of the movies That are considered the best movies Like genuinely are just like really good 2001 like perfection Apocalypse Now

really fucking good yeah don't night really good I think even saying New Vegas is like a masterpiece is a cold take

yeah that's one of the coldest gaming takes yeah it's a hot take to say that it sucks which it does trash game

yeah that's our crazy here's a normal take what's that obsidian game the outer worlds trash no my feet's fine It's not

It's fine It has It seems a bit strong though But bad It's not it's not Not good It's not It plays better than

Fallout 4 This is This is something In lake Don't you dare To disagree with that Fallout 4 plays The same as

New Vegas Because it's the exact same engine That has been We skin to look No No Vegas Feels better

Than the outer worlds And New Vegas Feels better than Fallout 4 But Take Fallout 4 Out of the picture Outer Worlds

Feels the worst Out of all them because it doesn't have vats because it's just not very good it's a bad game doesn't have bats is that a fly that's landed oh

it is it is it on the lens yes it's on no it's on the TV oh my god cold take I've got a cold fly take up here hot take there's a fly on the camera that must have looked so psyched

because I was like where is it It was on your knee a second ago. Oh man. Come on, something normal. Cold take. Cats are kind of cool. Dogs are as good as I said. That's just, no, but why?

Nobody wants to hear cold takes. We did like an hour and a half video on a cold take. Mass Effect 3 sucks. That's not a cool. I think that's kind of a hot take. Really? No, it's kind of, I'd say it's luke. No, no, because I think the general, like, kind of general, like, kind of normy opinion is that the game, like, rocks, and then it suddenly takes a nose-dive.

No. No, a lot of that game is dog shit. Well, but if the... I get what you're saying... I'm saying no, as in... You can listen to us talk about Mass Effect 3 for a long time. It's... It's really bad.

It is bad. Mass Effect 3 is... But 2 is even better than you remember. Yeah. Which makes 3 even worse. Two... That truly, like, despite... How three wound it up, right.

That trilogy is such a like time and place thing where like it had to be released then. The technology was just like it couldn't have happened before. Yeah. Couldn't have happened after. It was like just the right place, right time to allow Mass Pet 2 to happen. Oh, I want to go back and play it, man.

That game was good. I'm sure it had interference with that day one DLC and whatever, but it doesn't matter. Yeah, who cares about Zahid? Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to think of cold takes because, like, you don't dwell on them.

You know? If you have a hot take, like a hot take, the Mad Max game, rock. No, it kind of is, though. It does rock. Yeah, if I didn't say that's a hot take. You got Dobby in the back? Hot take, no, cold take, Arkham Origins sucks. Here's my cold take.

Cold take, Arkham City is the best game ever made. No, I think that's the hot tape, bro. Yeah. No, dude. No. Oh, sorry, no, I was getting confused of night. I thought you were saying night. No, night isn't the...

Arkham City is the best game ever made. No. It is. Name a better game. Red dare two. Mm-mm. Cold take GTA 4

Best GTO That's a hot take GTA 4 is a master GTSA San Andreas is better Fais City I think James is right That's a cold take

Four Yeah Four is really good Yeah Ballard Gay Tony Four is really good You know what is a cold take Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed Every single one sucks Cold Take No No cold take is Revelations really good. I think that's a hot day, bro.

Yeah, but I'm with you on it. Revelations is like really good. It's the best of that. No, that era of Assassin's Creed? That was like... What other thing? What other video game can you name it's set in Istanbul? What a cool setting?

Yeah, but if it's a trash video game, what does it matter? It's not trash so because it's the best of that era of AC. No. I remember it had like, it had like zip lines everywhere. He had like his attachment for his hook. Yeah, the head blade or whatever. Awesome.

Whatever. But then this is also a cold. And it was older, I think I've just got this weird thing with like... Oh, the same-private characters. Go and play it. Well, now, yeah, it would suck. I'm going to. Yeah. No, but go and play Halo 1.

Well, it feels awesome. You can't compare it to Halo 1. You can. It came out 10 years. One of them's made by what used to be one of the best game studios. The other one's made by Ubisoft, the worst game studio ever. You don't, don't compare them, go. The engine's completely different.

Okay, no. If, if you want to... have like one that holds up cold take far cry three really good game hmm I bet yeah in no no no it's gonna be honest Far cry too no no no no no no no no no no listen listen listen the malaria simulator okay the game shipped brand new from the factory with discs that permanently didn't work okay ignore that the fact that I got it day one and I never got to play it for another three years because the disc was permanently corrupted

Ignore that Worst gaming controversy ever by the way No games ever shipped literally not working But the game was good There have been some Like do you remember there was Metroid Other M Had a game breaking bug

Where you had to send the Disc or something To Nintendo And that was the only way to fix it Because they weren't patches on the way I don't think Yeah that's pretty bad See hot back the cold take

related to Assassin's Creed all of the stuff outside of the assassin's stuff is dog shit all the stuff of animus

yeah animus shit lame I got one hot take Assassin's Creed 1 not that bad cold take the Beatles are awesome

hot take beetles are fucking garbage that's like absolute zero cold tape yeah like just yeah I'm not a fan

of the beet beet beet beetles Cold take Um You know what's a cold take Beer is probably one of the worst alcohols How the fuck is that a cold take That's a hot take dude That's like the spiciest take

Yeah No but it's true It is not It's not true Cocktails are Bella You know how temperature-wise Some people get hot and some people get hold The idea of a cold and hot take

is very depend on the person so therefore there is none. No man that's a cold take. That don't make no sense. It does. It's all the shit tonight. Go downstairs and ask them how they feel about temperature. I don't count man. I get what you're saying. Yeah, though you know what I mean. Like temperature

is kind of like subjective. Yes, so are so attakes. That outer wilds very, extremely, ridiculously, ultimately good. Cold take. That's all wild. Oh, okay. Sorry, yeah, it gets really confusing after a while.

Whisk of rain? Yeah, cold take. Cold take. Masterpiece. Really, gonna throw a masterpiece out there. It's a really good game. It's really good. Besides the soundtrack being shit,

there's D or C. Hades is a masterpiece. Yeah, as well. Yeah, there's room. There's room. There's a lot of Rogue-like competition You know what is a hot take

There shouldn't be a hot take HALA Wars 1 Masterpiece Oh yeah That game is amazing People hate it Just because they played against us And they couldn't beat us Also because Bungy internally

Had this issue against Taylor Wars 1 Idiots How can you When they made destiny Later I beat you at HALA was. You did. No, we did. Do you not remember? We did. Yeah. The 2V3? Yeah. Yeah, you did.

No, you got cocky. You deserved it. Yeah, you seethed. You had to cope. You didn't even know these words back then. Yeah, but I do now. And it was fire. It just goes to show. Donska says, Jowdy Harlings. I recently turned 23 last month. And my two younger sisters frequently tell me that I'm pushing 30. Oddly enough, every year that passes I feel as though I'm getting closer to my real age. Growing up, the oldest daughter and a big family has always made me feel like an adult. And I've always looked forward to growing older and once you can actually get up an age.

I feel like you can just exist however you want. Anyhow, one of my sisters is about to turn 18, and she has been freaking out over that since she turned 17. I'm not sure if you all have seen those videos of 14-year-olds on TikTok with 10-step skin care routines and anti-aging skin regiments. But my sister is very much like that She does not want to age in appearance or number And as much as I wish that was not the case I understand why it is Aging of course is different for women than it is for men

But I'm curious what yours perspective on this is Getting old is good It's only good, there's nothing bad It's like consider myself now That's the divide that they're talking about It's fine for men We're never value for our youth No no but I'm not coming from a youth point of you

That's like yeah the one thing. No, but you just, it doesn't matter if your, it doesn't matter anything at all. You are happy and better now than you were at 18. No, but you can't relate.

That's a masculine perspective. Is that really? No, dude, it definitely is. You can't relate to what it's like being, of course, I know, I know that. Yeah. But now you have money to do things. Don't have that as a kid.

That's like ultimately the only thing that matters. But imagine if like every influence in your life is telling you that your youth and like wrinkles and shit are like negative and any signs of aging like devalue you as a person we don't have that as dudes

in fact the more lines we have the more value we have you know hey our testicles do get lower if those lines are lines of coke on the table that's bad the more lines you have means the more money being spent out of your bank

can't you want little lines or it's loads of different side hustles going in, yeah all these revenue streams I'm on my 13th revenue streamed I've noticed this with my own female friends I'm turning 23 later this year

and I'm unbothered by it but my close friends feel like she's wasting her youth like she's only allowed to have fun in her 20s then shit gets real it's crazy how we put this expiration date on women you know it's fucked up but

I don't know how to fix it I think there's an expiration date on, um, on enjoyment. Yeah, because like when, when you're, when you're, when you hit the age of 35, you become depressed. Shit, I'm 10 years too early then. That's, also I want to go back to the, the impetus of the question. People saying you're pushing 30 when you've just turned 23 last month. That's crazy. Yeah, that is. Yeah, you're not, you've got seven years.

You at least need to be over 25, at least. Yeah, that's when you've got to start thinking about it. When you're closer to it. Like, you can say it to me, I'm 29. That's fair enough. And why aren't you fat yet? Well, I'm kind of abandoning that plan now. Oh, that means you...

Wait, wait. That means you're like shit, and you're not going to be healthy next year. Yeah, does that mean you're not going to do the, like, get strict with it when you're 30? So to catch those up, we don't know what we're talking about I've had this kind of internal rule set in my mind where I'm like

You've written off your 20s Well like I'm allowing myself to like Do what I want in my 20s but I haven't even done that Yeah, yeah you haven't done that at all To be fair there was two years of No no that's two years out of 10 True But also it's kind of like

What do I If I put no filter on I'd be like a heroin out of in like straight yeah yeah that's what I always think about myself if I like won the euro millions I'd be dead in like two years well I was man one of the actors from the wire who passed away from a fentanyl overdose I was reaching about his thing where he's like he struggled his whole life with addiction the second he got like famous he got yeah he got like addicted to heroin um and it ultimately led to his demise because of that horrific fentanyl problem in America.

And yeah, it's like it's upsetting. Yeah, don't want to dip your toe in. See, I wouldn't. Does how much money I have, I would never. Yeah, but I'm just like, yeah, the older I get, the more, like, psycho, I realized, like, I was, like, when I was, like, 23, like, I thought, I was like overweight and stuff when I was so not, I don't know. Well, the feather proving why you should show yourself what you look like overweight.

So you actually have a reference point. I kind of do have a reference point, though. I was nearly getting to that point in 2020. Definitely the heaviest I've been. No, you weren't. Dude. No, there's this picture I was looking at it the other day. Was it one you edited?

It was when, couldn't go to the hair. No, wasn't it? faced after one. It was in 2020 when we obviously couldn't go to hairdressers and stuff. What do you mean

we couldn't go to the hairdressers? Why is that well as you at eight? Because my hair was growing too long so then I just buzz cut it.

Oh. And like that I've got all these pictures on my phone. I'm just like man. I was going a bad direction, man.

Yeah. I was as well. Um. but like there's there's being a few percent like maybe 10 percent overweight and then there's being like fat yeah you know and you were definitely never like fat no but I think if I hadn't made steps to address it around that time yeah then I'm perhaps sort of gone down that route yeah you know I was drinking more I was eating more wasn't feeling great I was just drinking more

Well yeah It's just loads of anti-calories You know See if you played bauxone I think you would have been in prime condition Yeah you you burn so many like anxious calories Stress calories How do that anyway like how many calories do you think you burn from this

You know Maybe two or three a day That guy with them That guy with the beard He does all like the psychology talks You know Jordan pizzas What he puts his jaw access

he's got a beard I guess he does now as well I don't know who you mean Everyone has a goddamn beard now The guy He's got like a dark brown beard Uh Matt Walsh

No What exactly is a woman Oh That guy who's like Make sure you sleep for 20 hours Make sure you drink water a lot. There are so many self-help guys. I don't know who you mean,

Bray. Okay, forget it. Ben Shapiro? The Barbie movie kind of Yeah. So like going back to the question, I guess. It's a different ballgame with

aging. Yeah. Because you almost weirdly get like more value as a dude the odd you get, you know? Well, yeah, it depends. I think if you stay fly Stay fly Yeah

If you're fire Yeah Yeah if you remain fire I don't know I don't know what to say I think but I think a general thing Being a human Male or female you become more secure

In what you are Don't use social media Yeah I think it's, I don't know, it's like, from our perspective, it's easy to say as dudes, you know, in regards to the question. But in terms of just, like, your interest. I think when a man turns 30, it's a different thing to when a woman turns 30. Oh, yeah. Because not only do they have the aging thing, but it's also like, there's like the time limit on like, do you want to have kids or whatnot?

Because, like, the longer you wait, the more, like, complications can arise. It's like a different ballgame entirely that we just can't relate to. Yeah. whereas men just kind of go through puberty and then they're like I like this one thing De Niro and Al Pacino have just

had kids how fucking old are they Yeah You know? Yeah We ain't even got to consider that stuff Yeah There's no expiry date on nut

No I want to say though Like it is this I absolutely despise this trend Right Of like All these These self-help guru guys Like

telling saying about like women shit yeah oh my god you're just talking shit man you're just you have your audience of like 14 years desperate in cell dudes who like

are completely lost and they're just looking for some guidance and they wind up in in the circle yeah they scrape the bottom of the barrel yeah it's like like for the fresh and fits audience or whatever it's like like what they're

preaching doesn't make sense you know no it's like it it makes sense if if you're your pool of people that you're talking about are like from the the fucking everglades

you know pulled from the fucking the swamps of the fucking lowest denominators but like the fact of the matter is they're like yeah women only care if you're like a multi-millionaire and you have all this power and like how it should be is like women should be okay with you

cheating on as much as you want but not the other way around you know like it's like but like you know what 99.9% of their audience is never going to be one of these dudes they're saying you've got to be yeah because they're not they won't

be one of them because they're watching these fucking videos and how they're being one but also it literally cannot work like that you know that's how the economy works yeah you can't yeah it's like economy. Not everyone can be millionaires.

Yeah, not everyone can be in the one percent. That's the real grift. Everyone believes like, no, I'm fine with V-Lon having a 200 billion net worth because I could get there. I'll be there one day.

I'll be there one day. Does your dad have a fucking mine? An emerald mine? Maybe you will. No, but I just need to break out of the Matrix. Oh, Matt. Have you seen...

They just don't want men. to be powerful on this note have you seen this oh man she there's this woman right there's this there's this woman in that space um what's her name she's called she's called pearl just pearly thing she's called yeah oh my god yeah oh bro oh my god didn't eithing klein of all people fucking destroy her and yeah and just the other day she went on um pierce morgan and pierce morgan embarrassed her of all people she she uploaded this video to Twitter right where she she whipped out a ukulele or a guitar whatever and she sang this song talking about the jay question about she was talking about like nick Fuentes like oh it's like it's

it's one of the most cringy embarrassing things I've ever seen uploaded to the internet and I mean that like without any hyperbole like it's it's so shocking like embarrassing um and she deleted it shortly after but it got her on pierce morgan somehow um and it has i i want to i want to believe it's engagement but it has to be the shit she says she genuinely she's like she's one of these people right that's like she thinks giving women the right to vote was like a bad idea and like once you're in a marriage like you shouldn't be able to get divorced if you're like she she's that like

hard like it's so extreme it's like you do and she's not even married she's like 26 27 years old it's all a grift no yeah it's 100% agrift just to get your integrity you have to take every single one of these people

either side of it with a grain of soul you know like because that if you make money by saying outrageous things you're going to keep saying outweighed And you put two and two together, you're like, oh, okay, so the more outrageous I am, the more money I make. Exactly. Like, that's what Andrew Tate, obviously.

But then when you get known for having these kind of beliefs, then you get kind of pushed into a corner and then you can't, like, change your position from there. Yeah, yeah. Like, you just have to keep reinforcing it. So, like, it's just totally meaningless. Just, just infuriating that woman. Yeah. that whole scene

so I associate her with kind of the fresh and fit sort of yeah I think she's like been on a bunch of them and like

not fresh and fit but like just in that kind of content yeah yeah just so awful that other guy

the equally earthful guy well I did mention deviate bright nut and they got a few questions um

this is a gym centric one question for gym do you have a specific source of inspiration for the types of clothes you wear uh yeah you me yeah about okay here's a thing about me i i i love not spending money so not as much as me well what you have the biggest outgoings of yeah that's very yeah you just like not spending money on anything do you know i was actually looking at shoes recently now we'll shoot went for

walk here so they wait my shoes getting a bit tanny not these ones He's my nice ones. They got a hole in the bottom. Yeah, and I was just like, oh, maybe I should buy some shoes because these are getting a bit too bad. I went online and I saw the cheapest I get, it was like $31, and it was like, no, too expensive. That's crazy, man.

I spent $50,000 on clips. How are you going to be dating milfs with shoes of holes in, man? Both. These don't have shoes. These are my nice ones. Yeah, but they're not like drip. There's no point pulling up to a date with drip shoes. Shiny loafers.

That's what you need. Yeah, but you need a drip car. You have a drip car. I know, exactly. But what's the point of having the drip car if when you get out, it's not also drip. You look like a slab. I am dripped out, pulling out the flintlock.

Boom, dripped out. Get in. No, my, I don't know why this question is directed at me, but... You both have good fashion sense. It's a three-party. So, about 50% I'd say. 50% of my wardrobe are handmade

Yeah, yeah, it's actually It's not that I don't like spending money It's that I don't like spending money on clothes Because the amount I've got kind of a strange body type What do you mean? Stuff doesn't like fit me Right, a lot of the time

You know? So Is it that or is it the colour What we're saying earlier? No, it's the fitting I'm kind of like I'm kind of a cube a cube I'm a cube

triangle no I'm a cube I'm as tall as I am wide and as thick as I am tall right no you're making sure

this is yeah you'll make it that's true that's true right now so so when I and periodically you're like

oh I've just got a Santa Santa sack full of clothes that I don't wear anymore yeah I'll check through them I go through them find the ones

that I like the way they look on me keep those never have to buy shit yeah and this is the thing I have to buy shit because you do that I don't get I offered the bag to you as well bro yeah no but you don't act on no you forget your own clothes here because this was my journey in 2016 I was a small around 2018 2019 I was a medium 2020 21 to now I'm a lodge hmm if not sometimes I wear extra large even really yeah honestly I tend to stick to small but I like things being loose fitting now yeah But it depends what it is. If it's like a...

That's for shirts, normally. Normally t-shirts. If it's a shirt, like a button-up, long-sleeve shirt, that shit has to fit, right? Yeah. And for me, that would be a large. Yeah. And for me, that would be a small... Because...

I thought you were like medium normally. No, because medium I am like width and depth. Yeah. But length... Nah. She'll be bagging. The arms will be... too long. I'm like a, I'm like a, um, I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like a,

yeah, get it tailored. Yeah, get it tailored. I need to see that guy. Which guy? That guy. Look at this tiny white British boy. Oh, that TikTok guy. Yeah. Yeah. Check out his planet. Um, but this was a three-parter and this is a second one. Question for Jamie. What do you look for in an ideal song and what would make you immediately skip a song. If it doesn't have juggling, skip. No, it's not for you, bro. My name's Jamie. It's not, though.

You're Alexander. True. What do I look for in a song? In an ideal song? Meaning. Lyrical meaning? Personal meaning. That can be in the form of lyrical meaning.

or like body influence like you just can't stay still yeah like it's just like whoa yeah jungle is massive like that that doesn't mean anything I mean it means jungle is massive

yeah yeah it is yeah it absolutely is it's jungle but when you hear that and he's going what is that he's not that is him no but like I was asking James about this what is the song called James incredible

it's called incredible it's cool incredible um i think that's that must be edited in but every time it comes in yeah yeah i think it's like a sound bite of him yeah yeah yeah and they they just gotta drop it in when it works um what would make me skip a song i the thing is if if the lyrics are of a certain boringness it's terrible vocabulary but boringness like you're singing about like if if your song contains Monday Tuesday

Wednesday Thursday Friday I'm not going to listen to it that's fucking what about running running if if you sing about running as the main thesis of the You want some metaphors in there

You want some similes Yeah But it doesn't have to be profound You know like I love Tyler the creator And he says a lot of dumb shit But he speaks a lot of like personal truths Yeah yeah You know

Some cleverness in there Some creativity Yeah you get that sort of Connection with the artist When they make stuff personal to them You know Yeah But also

It needs to be nuanced Like it needs to be from that perspective Like I think find Taylor Swift quite boring because it's like typical sort of like I had a bit of a shit

boyfriend you know yeah I get what you're saying I get me saying it doesn't like interest no that's definitely something I'm looking for more and more is lyrical depth yeah because that's what elevates it that's why talking heads is my favourite band

I can keep re-listen to those songs and keep being like oh that's like actually a really clever sentence right there. That's like a really interesting concept you're thrown out there that like sounds interesting. Yeah. It's also why a lot of

rap music really like grabs me now. There's double entendres and well when it becomes like okay I'm listening to the new Keller Mike album I'm listening to like just the music this time around like is this a bop

or is this not a bop? And then I sort of filter it through that and then filter it through what's this song saying you know this song isn't a bop but like lyrically it's really interesting and hearing stuff that i can't get from anyone else yeah well i have this thing where it's like i call it mars bar music um where it is surface level you know there isn't much depth but like there's something about the production that's like just tickles me in a way yeah i'm like acknowledging it's trash but like i'm fine with it but like i'm fine with it but like i'm

just calling it the Mars bar music. Yeah, which doesn't mean it's trash. You know, it's like, well, Mars bars have their place, you know, like... They don't. Mars bars are the worst tropper. We'll call it any of people like, you know, squashy... Squashies. No, no, this is my cold take.

Call it Squashies music then. No, because squashies are banging. Exactly. So they're not... They're not cold for you. They're like a normal sweetie. No, they're not. It's like a quick, easy high, you know?

Like, eating a squashy or whatever. Have you heard the new Kylie Minogue song? no that's one of them it's like gay as fuck get for the gay yeah yeah it's for the gay it's like the song is just about fucking you know a lot of music is bro well yeah like 60% of all music if not 70s boring as hell yeah like okay let's hear something interesting but

if if you like relax just about nothing on your homie's face you know it's like but Fuck me, you've really, like, convinced me to be nutted on. You know? No, no, okay. Well, on the last part of this question, question for beast. If you went to university slash...

Why does it need to be beat? All the questions have been about Jim. Yeah, because this was a three-parter from Deviator right nut specifically for Jim. Question for beast. If you went to university slash college, what course would you take? Not on your homey's face course. Yeah. laser beam nutted.

Um, their calling card at the end was released the Snyderverse as well, and I'm with you on that. What would you do? Genuinely? Like, generally. Genuinely?

Generally, what would you do? Genuinely? Yeah, like generally, what would you do? Genuinely, what would you do? Generally. Like, generally, like, what would you do? actually pick like actually

like generally like what would you actually do um I think I mean I don't I'm not interested by anything so no I once I have

what about music do I'm already like doing it you know I don't need to go to to uni to do that you know and like if if you know but like but like all the like brutal like just realism like ignoring the cost the time investment all this just like quantum physics like what you would do well yeah we're ignoring all that I mean physics would be one of them really I I find physics fascinating um but I'm not smart enough like I go straight up not um psychology I find really interesting

and I think almost to a like the part that puts me off of doing something like that is analysing too much you know analyzing people analyzing myself analyzing like

how does James handle in his head his monster hog I don't handle it that's the point Yeah, yeah. It's too big to handle. Yeah. What about you, James?

If I won't see college. Unless did you have something else to say, bro. Fucking. Yeah, the last one would be like software shit. Like computers. Um, actually learning about the hard bit, you know. Hardware is easy. Software is hard.

Yeah, code and, uh, how to... Learn a code. How to make Fortnite. Fuck. A fortnight course, ideally. What about you, James? I would study the best class at the Hustlers University. No, well, truthfully, if I had more brain cells,

which I didn't have back then, I would have stayed on my most modern engineering. I'd actually taken that higher. Yeah. But I wanted to be exploited for £600 a month to do work that was worth $20,000 a month. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm a bad decision.

Wanted money, but ended up getting exploited by a terrible person. and gave myself depression. But if I had to now, it would probably be psychology or coding. That's not just because you said it. Yeah, that's like it's right. No, no, no, no. Because I obviously have the same interest in psychology

because they're just, you know, mental health shit. For the same time, it's like knowing my career now, the one thing would boost me is coding. Yeah. So it's like coding plus mechanical puts you in a really good position to, like, for animatronics. not animatronics Freddy fast

you know like robots and AI yeah that's if you care about having money in life that's what you go to don't bother doing anything else but so much of education

is frightening yeah yeah you know like saying okay this is what I'm going to dedicate myself to for the next X amount of time yeah

I always envy those people that like knew I'm just going to do medicine yeah from the time they were like 10 years old like, I'm going to do medicine. And then they do it, and it's like, good on you, man.

I'm sure that wasn't, um, uh, um, yeah. What? Um, I don't want to say it. I'll get bullied. Okay. I reckon like something to do with like sound engineering. Yeah. I think that would be cool.

That, yeah, would be. Yeah. It's funny when, you're going back to the question about like aging and stuff. Mm-hmm. The way you perceive, like, missed opportunities. It's like, in reality, so many missed opportunities are not missed. Yeah, it's pointless thinking about that, in my opinion. Yeah.

It's like, what would I have done if X, or why didn't I just stick to X? Yeah, because that is paralyzing. That thought process, um, oh, if I'd just done this then, then perhaps I'd be here now. Yeah, but it's like, why, you're not there? But you could still do that now. And then you'd be where you want to be in the future, you know? So, yeah. Well, ReviewTech Brooklyn Nine-Nine has a fact-check for James.

Wee-woo, wee-woo. The fact police here to fact-check James. Just wanted to clarify that while otaku is commonly associated with anime and manga, especially in the West, in Japan, it is more of a general. a scriptor for a person heavily slash obsessively consuming any kind of interest so you can be anything from a manga otaku to a video game otaku to even a train otaku interestingly enough in a 2005 study car otaku were the sixth largest group of otaku in japan ranking above anime otaku yeah carotaku's

naturally being the kind that get itashers and love everything about cars all of this is to say James was secretly a carotaku the whole time question mark beans beans and also my beans and I surf on Reddit replied to that saying so otaku equals gooning well no but here's the p I'm not wrong he said in Japan that's what otaku's means I'm not in Japan I'm in England and I don't most a car otaku don't have Itasha Oh Doesn't itasha in Japanese mean cringe car? Painful car Painful car The first symbol is pain

And then the next one's car Painful car Pain car Yeah But seeing as we mentioned this We're things we're on Japan Gazabata wrote in saying Ja-ja everyone

Japanese jarling here I was wondering if Alex is familiar With the new studio Ghibli movie The Boy and the Heron Which was recently released over here in theatres It has had very mixed reviews With some calling it Miyazaki's magnum opus while others saying it's a mess and slash all incomprehensible.

I for one had a blast with it and I'm so happy that I could watch it in theaters. The first five minutes alone justifies watching in the theaters. It had the biggest opening in the history for Ghibli films. However, I doubt it was surpassed Spirited Away in Total Box Office. One of the more interesting things about this movie is that the advertising crew was literally non-existent. We had one poster of a rough sketch of a character and that was pretty much it. It was a mystery for almost 10 years, and it remained so until you could watch it in theatres. The very few things we knew about it was A, the producer called it an adventure movie, and B, the Japanese title, How Do You Live, is the same as the book written in 1937 about a young boy who has an uncle that gives him life advice through his school years.

The book was a huge inspiration for young Miyazaki. I highly recommend you go to the movie Blind, in the best theatre around you if possible. it won't be I really want to see I think that's really interesting like having no advertising yeah because I've like

the second that poster dropped I've been like interested in this okay now and now so he just said they said it had the biggest opening of any film

Miyazaki film Ghibli marketing has never works marketing doesn't even I'm going on this again that's proof that's proof

no no no no no no no no no already built up Pepsi's already built up as a name. So's Coca-Cola. So's Samsung. So's Apple. Every single company is already built up to that point.

If they don't need marketing, they don't need it. If you just released a movie in theatres. I'm not a known person. I need marketing. My whole argument has been that big companies don't need marketing. No, man. That's proof. No, you can't deny this.

That's proof. I can deny it. I'm right. It's not proof. It's right. statistics don't care about your feelings I'm hoping when I go to TIF I can see this

To TIF Yeah Toronto Film Festival In a few months TFF TIFFF TIFF Toronto film Where's the eye

Toronto Incredibly cool film festival Where's the C then Now I hope I can see this Because I'm really excited about this Yeah just don't invite us then Yeah You didn't buy us tickets?

What the hell, man? What's your problem, dude? Yeah, interesting. Very interesting strategy. Risky, though. I want to bring up again for like the ninth consecutive Baby de Beardibir. Princess Monono Ke is the best film ever made.

It's pretty incredible. What do you mean wrong, bro? You haven't seen it. It's my favorite Ghibli film. That's a solid pick, man. Cold take? Yeah, I'd say that's a cold play. Yeah. That's a cold play right there.

Also for James, I'm sure he knows this, but the word Etatia literally means cringe car. And I've seen maybe one Itasha a year since I was a kid. The most recent one I saw had about 50 chibi anime characters on it. I'm going to say there's some really cool looking at Itasha cars. But the thing of Itasasas, you have to go all in on the car. Have you seen one in the UK? body kids. We don't do it white.

There's not many shops who are actually willing to paint print an anime character on a big sticker. America's got some really good ones. Let's do a couple more here. Unclean living baby says, have the dogs and or cat

destroyed anything funny recently? Billy destroyed my cock earlier. No, I'll tell you what. Billy... Oh, she pissed me off the other day, man. I swear this is like a weekly occurrence at this point.

I've got this like 200 quib pair of fucking headphones right oh she okay I'm just sat on my desk and she jumps up onto this random thing um pulls the focus right device in such a way where like everything like yanks I didn't see what she actually did but she clearly misjudged the jump and like got caught on something or whatever yanked it down my really nice headphones she like smashes onto the ground with like full force the metal frame like pops out of like the

ear piece thing and I'm like but I managed to repair it oh that was close that was close because that would have been put down Billy otherwise but Argy can eat cables

and he doesn't get put down he's a puppy man Billy's a puppy fuck that fuck Argy yeah he's a love lovely little guy. He's not. He's a fat, bad boy. Um, oh, I'm hyped about this. Turquoise siren says, a landslide has occurred.

Back in episode 186, you discussed Lego Rock Raiders and Lego Races 2. These were both core childhood games for me, and recently I stumbled across maniac minors, a modern remake of Rock Raiders. I've been hooked for the past month and can't can't recommend it enough for anyone who has nostalgia for the original plus I think it holds up on its own my question is

what remakes slash mods have surprised you with their quality thanks for the last bare I looked this up like they've remastered the fuck out of Rock Raiders man

it looks awesome you ever have you played I might have to I might have to download this and go in it was yeah because it was so badly optimized

like I couldn't ever really play the last level because if you played it you'd load in then like five minutes it would just crash and then you'd like lose your whole save um that early pc gaming thing yeah um yeah i'll definitely try this out remakes mods though that surprised you i just hope this red dead dead one remake is real man please please please like remake remake

like i don't know what they're doing but i just i need to man i need some more dead in my life yeah same um shit i don't know remake slash mods i mean all the resident evil ones were like stunning um bar three maybe any mods i'm really not much of a modder i i'm anti-mod i i have the hell out cyberpunk though yeah and fallout no i've never played fall out of I've never been able to... You always said it was only good with mods. True. I've never played out of mods.

Full on New Vegas? I've never played at mods. I never got it to work on my PC. Because it's that bad. What the hell? No, why? Um, no, I disagree with mods. I think it's like...

The only thing I compare it to is if you haven't tried, let's say, a pizza before, if you then have this concoction of a pizza that isn't actually a pizza, you're not getting a pizza experience right you're not experiencing a what an actual pizza is so do modding a game means you're not experiencing that game you're experiencing a hybrid you're experiencing yeah I don't I don't I think that's what what the mod is did I think that's valuable yeah but you want to experience the original Taylor is supposed to be awesome I haven't got around to trying it yet yeah um Half Life 2 is a bunch of good ones

black M mod true yeah black It started off just as a... Well, I mean, they were remaking the game and the engine of... Yeah. Like, Half-Live 2. Because that's my thing, is like, I like... I don't want a mod, at least for that first play-through.

Because I want to play what developers want me to play. Yeah. Like, how they've designed it. I like the restrictions that have been put in. You know, it's like in GTA, it's like you finish the game, then you add the crazy mods and fly around or whatever you want to do. Yeah.

I think it depends on the game, though, like... Yeah. Like, Left for Dead. That is made for mods. Half-Life made for mods. Every Valve game... Just Valve games, yeah. They're super open to it.

I really don't like mods on Leffodad. Changing your skin to be Goku. What's the point? Well, I'd be fighting in Helms deep. Yeah, there's... That's a whole, yeah. That's cool. Awesome.

But it's like skin mods. kind of ruin the game for me but you don't have to get those I don't know I don't yeah that's fine it's like the Helms deep mod that is awesome actually just doing the Helms deep mod that's like a whole game

just doing that over and over until you can do it fun as hell here's the thing a good game Vermintide doesn't need mods yeah masterpiece no we're too we're too

Yeah, we're tossing that right now. Risk of rain, you've lost your masterpiece title. Yeah, thank you. No. There's it back again. Only Lego Rock Raiders gets that title. Hey, play it again first. Yeah.

A landslide has occurred. Oh my God. Stressful, huh? Yeah. Yeah. The thing is, I don't have all that much time to be modern and shit. Like, I kind of just play a game for a few hours when I can.

Yeah, I get you. And then it'll be like days and days until I play games again. So investigating mods and stuff isn't really my forte. I get you, dog. No. Well, anything else to throw out there before we ramp this one up, guys? Oh, what have you got over here? I got a pee.

I got a pee as well, so that's why I want to end it. I got a poop. Yeah. Another poop for the family. Well, thanks for watching this episode and we'll see you on the next one. Apex Predator, now she's... Yeah. Now she's barely even bronze. Although I did find an egg in the garden. She's laying eggs now.

She changed species. She's a fucking bird. Aww. She's long. Her nips are funny. She might go a bit rabid now that you've done that. There's your open. No, bro.

I told you I wish that was on camera Oh my god Who's the god, Beigli Yeah