JAR Media Posdact - He F‘ed Us For Real This Time!!! - JARCast Episode 250D

Episode Date: November 25, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 24:33 Are we out of time? - Are the paths joining JAR starting to break? 39:12 Awkward English Greetings - Stop doing it 45:30 Midbreak 47:03 Our thoughts on the surprise Halo Infinite release 57:50 Tips for getting into movies 1:01:48 Alex would totally wreck is in a nascar race 1:05:58 Red notice better than the eternals 1:07:12 Russian War Movies 1:08:21 Living in Texas 1:10:29 James buys a new car :)

What subjects have you actually got today, Jamie? No, we can wing it. Let's just fucking shit-talk Alex for half an hour. Then questions, then we get the fuck out of here. Let's fucking do it, man. Let's fucking go. Try to get in a comfortable position. Good afternoon, morning, evening or nights, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to the JAR Media podcast. Today is only me and Jamie. Hello. How are we doing, Jamie? Yeah, whatever. So, yeah, today is just, Just, um, my mind is going through on the app. Why is that making sound?

That never makes sound. Oh, fuck. I've also noticed my levels, like, so high. So that you mix the camera, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, mic all around. Well, fuck, yeah. Okay. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen.

Um, it's me and Jamie here today. Um, Alex has just completely. abandoned us he's just gone away again again again he's just gone away he didn't tell us how to set up the mac or the camera we know we had so many technical problems we start we tried to start recalling this like an hour ago let's let's take a look here it is currently 10 past 10 p.m. yep 10 minutes past 10 p.m what time did we get here james 2 p.m we have been here since 2 p.m. trying to organize this and it's just been absolute chaos it's been absolute chaos hours hours spent oh no it's not that audio track try this one oh it's not that one let's try this one we've had to go for like 16

audio tracks on two different audio tracks itself yeah charl and erin we've just been pulling our hair out at trying to try to get you an episode today we've really sacrificed our own mental well-being for this Jamie pulling our hair up it's been before we get too deep into the show we'd love to just shout out the beautiful heroes I like to call them the heroes of the jar media podcast the heroes of the show the patrons they're here for us when Alex isn't

which is becoming more and more frequent yeah they they make the audio version of the show possible on a iTunes and Spotify and they help us make extra videos yeah and in return we we give you you patrons a lovely early video every now which they have recently received with our absolutely incredible review of the Eternals yeah which will be coming on YouTube soon so get ready for that yeah keep your eyes and ears open it's clear so completely unexpected you do not expect the chaos that is being brought through that you you wouldn't expect us to talk about

something we've been talking about for years at this point but anyway let's go back to what's important Alex has fucking ruined us absolutely ruined us no I started today you know because I know Alex is just his fleed he's just gone away

to a different country we don't even know if he's going to come back he went on Tuesday and he's not talked to us since he's just completely gone so you know we just we had to make do we had to get an episode out so we came to Alex house you had a spare key so we got it said i had a spare key i actually smashed his kitchen

window climbed in and unlocked the door for you yep and then we've just been trying to get this to work today alex has been of no help he's just gone living of like the bougie rich man he is you know i came across a term recently yep computer literate right yeah literate literate with With computers, yeah, like an employer may say this when... You're aware of a job interview? Are you computer literally? Yeah, exactly. And this event today has made me realize, man, I'm really not.

I don't think these are normal expectations for someone to have them. No, but like anything that is beyond like Microsoft Word, maybe Google Docs, I'm in deep water and I'm struggling to swim at that point. You only think you know in a word. Surely it'd be the whole Microsoft like office, like sweet. You know Excel. Powerpoint, no way. You definitely know PowerPoint because I've seen your PowerPoints.

I know they're good. You have seen a lot of my PowerPoints, to be fair. I have. I can use anything because I spent so long using these like really niche, you know, computer systems for work and whatnot. I can breeze through any program. But as soon as I get an Apple product. Yeah. Out of all work.

My two weaknesses are Apple. Not anything with a touchscreen, anything with a mouse or God forbid a track pad. If you're using a track pad, like a laptop trackpad thing in day-to-day life, you can do so much better for yourself. Please, please seek the help that you deserve. Buy a mouse.

It's not even like it's an expensive ordeal It's just like a plug and play Poundland probably do mouse Yeah, get a pound land mouse Genuinely Save your life Yeah It's like you won't be waking up feeling

I've got to use my laptop again today You'll be like Yeah I've got to scroll through Netflix using this I need to Look for new socks to buy On ASOS.com using this And then once you've got your mouse

You can just breeze through your fingers Yeah, your fingers just start scrolling. You're done, your life, your efficiency, your productivity is going through the woof. You're becoming the person you always wanted to be. Yeah, the person that was deep inside you all along, the person that you always have to. He was trapped, trapped in this Apple trackpad prison. Yeah, Apple, even a Google Chromebook trackpad. Even alien-wire trackpad.

See, I kind of trust the alien. by a track pad. No. No, if it's a track pad, I don't trust it. Call me Prejudice. Sorry. Do you know what's better than a track pad than those old little nibs you sat in the middle of the keyboard back in the day? Like mid-2000s, the little nibs. I prefer them to the track pads. The little nibs? Yeah. Because you just kind of like nib it a little bit and you know exactly what I'm on about. The little nipples. The text should nipple in the middle of the keyboard. Tell me more. I don't know how else I can describe the nipple. So you're

saying the nibs are better than the track pad? Yes. Fair enough. Fair enough. And much like the nipple, it was lost to time through technology progression, much like the track pad will eventually. Are you saying the nipple is going to be lost to time when we progress past the need for physical bodies, thus nourishment of babies through a teat. Yes, the nipples going, much like the keyboard nipple, the nipple

will forever be lost. When we have robotic bodies, the nipples are not going to be saved. We're not going to reproduce the nipples. You're right, in a row, why would, like, a constructed human need a nipple? Exactly. They're just uncomfortable.

Yeah. There's no actual benefit to the nipple outside of just babies. Am I speaking lies here? Well, it depends because if humans were to be

just constructed from the get-gay right then surely like cock pussy gone as well. No, because that's a pleasure thing. So even when we're Yeah, but nipples play into the pleasure.

Yeah, but the nipple The crocodile clips Battery clamps Well, no, but it's like I know the nipple is sensitive But the cock and the pussy Is more pleasurable No, but I think if you got

If you got cock and or pussy You might as well have nips as well So I'm thinking robot future None of it that's my opinion what's the point of what living yeah what's

what's what's the the like the the sensation you'll get as a robot then because as humans our sensuality is through busting a fat nut

so learning is not going to replace that no but when we're robot people we can just program the same feeling to come from being like oh I just learn about a new philosophy she was saying when you dive down

the communist rabbit hole and you learn the new the philosophy behind it yeah you're gonna have like an orgasm of the the communist manifest you just burst

see I think that would be quite good because it would incentivise incentive yeah you become addicted to chasing this learning high you become educated yeah you become wildly

educated and you you can't stop being educated and then you plug into the mainframe and everyone's just fucking it's like a learning orgy like people are just learning things from one another and learning independently

chasing that it would be a way to to further evolve humanity right? Because the problem with humanity is humanity doesn't learn from its mistakes right we just constantly met the same mistakes every 500 or years and come up with new ones

exactly so if everyone's so educated, then everyone's going to learn from the mistakes. So we will stop making mistakes and we can only progress to a level of evolution that is actually physically impossible. No race will be able to get that level of

evolution like we have. Like at that point we might as well just be the Weepers because with that clearly that evolved and like... Yeah, that's the end game. So why don't we do it? Because we can't make robot people yet. So when we make robot

people, we need to make it so that education is pleasure and then we've fixed everything, everything, every problem you can imagine be fixed. Well yeah, because what is the motivation behind war? It's like power, it's like politics.

Yeah, and what's the motivation behind that? Why do people want power? So they can feel good about themselves, pleasure. there you go they want something they want to have control over something or someone and they get pleasure from that so if we're getting pleasure from the books there's no war exactly there's no internal conflict there's no left or white it's all education it's all orgasms yeah no i okay would this solve

the world's problems every every one person gets a duplicate of themselves how would that solve thinking behind this because that's quite a broad thing to say that's quite that's a that's a big statement but i think you need to explain that well i don't know if i want to go into too much detail about where my brain just went oh bro this is the perfect show for you to go into no okay you know what ruPaul says you know what ruPaul says right absolutely no idea what ruPaul says uh ruple says uh you you you can't be loved yourself until you love yourself You can't be loved. Nobody's going to love...

You, unless you love yourself. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone gets a duplicate. So then they love their duplicate. Yeah. And then by loving their duplicate, they're going to be loved by their duplut. Thus, everyone else.

I mean, the duplicate is an exact duplicate. It has all your exact thoughts, feelings, opinions, and goes with you everywhere. So just a doppelganger, but quite literally you. Yeah, you just talk at the same time. I don't think, I know, I think that would make people more unhappy of themselves because then they'd actually be interacting with themselves. They would notice their own floors more. Because we notice their own floors like when we're in a mirror or we're, you know,

we feel a certain way about ourselves. But when you look at yourself in the mirror, it's not the real you. Well, is you? No, it's not. It's a reflected image. That's why you, like, when you look at a photo, it can be like, oh, we tend to prefer our reverse image than how people actually see us. I've never thought of it like that, but I completely disagree because when I see myself in the mirror, I have like the opposite. If I see myself in a photo, I feel more like, oh, I like that person.

But if I've seen myself in the mirror, I'm more like, don't know that part and that part and that part. So that might just be me But at the same time It's like There's been times where I look like a completely different person in photos Because of angle Yeah everyone gets that

Where were we? I don't know Did you know What has been on my mind though What's been on your mind? It's the way that When there's different members of the cast on episodes tend to have a completely different

like structure and the subjects are very different and I'm starting to believe they actually represent ourselves in a way that nothing else can because if you look at the episodes with Alex by himself the episodes of me and you the episodes of you and Alex there's there's a you start to form a spectrum okay yeah so on the far white

the absolute far white tread carefully here James on one end of the spectrum you have Alex and the only way to describe Alex by himself and the influence he has on the jar cast is a dictatorship that might sound I might be putting things out here now

but how much has he pushed the narrative that I'm Pisidic onto the Jarlings he's forcing the Jarlings to obey his ideology that I'm pissadic, you know? Are you here saying that you're not? I'm not pisserick, no, Alex is pissadick.

So by forcing that narrative down the Jarlings into the Jarlings' mind, he's trying to group think them into thinking a certain way. If that's not a dictatorship, I don't know what is. No, you see, the more conniving thing about Alex's strategy is that it's not a dictatorship.

it's more cult leadership Is that not on that Does that not take that the same? No because I think a dictator Says you do this my way Or there are consequences

That like Things are bad are going to go You know Like Yeah yeah You're going to disappear Russia and stuff Yeah

But Alex isn't like that Alex is more Rajneeshpuram I kind of see where you're coming from there Do you see what I'm saying? Drink the Kool-Aid sort of stuff? To a certain extent

And then when you have like you and Alex I think you're like the moderator You're the moderator between me and Alex You are all When it's you and Alex You bring his cult mentality And his cult influence Down a notch into the middle

You you bring sense to the cast in a way that is really exemplified through the cast now and the cast of Alex and I find that really interesting I see what you mean by a spectrum now I'm really starting to like visualize this then then you visualize it then you've got because obviously with the cast it's there's like the realistic ones that will happen like one now where it's me and you because Alex is away then there's when I'm ill and there's been ones of just Alex so then you got that and then with us it's like it can go either way it's on the other end

it's like we're sinking into chaos but you can keep it within the bounds of organisation are you saying Alex Alex represents absolute non-chaos

true conformity and normality yes and you represent pure chaos and entropy on the other end of the spectrum and I sit directly in between yes you bridge me

and Alex together so that we can function as a group I think that's that's a a kind of awesome observation you've made considering I always sit in between you two as well. Exactly, and it's like, when it's me and you, like the last episode we did, it was teetering on chaos of it,

as has the start of this episode. Yeah, definitely. So, if we remove you from the equation, what episode are we getting if it was just me? But then what does it mean if I'm by myself? I think you by yourself, because that's one of the situations of the jar trio will never happen

because there'll never be a situation where Alex is when I'm like a way or ill that's so, that's two plates that are just never going to line up. It'll have to be a big coincidence too. Do you think there will be one with just you? This is a thing, I don't think you and Alex would let it happen.

Why? It sounds like you wouldn't let me to have one of my own. No, you could, but I just there's never going to be a situation where I'm not going to be able to go on the cast. Because, you know, I'm always, I'm always about and I'm always willing to do a cast unless I'm like in another country on holiday

but then why would I be because normally we would be on holiday you know so it's like the chance of you actually being by yourself is really low and the chance of me being by myself was super low but I think if there was the opportunity

for me to do a cast by myself I think you and Alex would take the stance that it can't happen because of the chaos I'd be totally fine with you recording one because you can record it and then someone else sort of goes through it and sees what happens

before releasing it to the public. I'm 100% certain I could make the single worst episode ever by myself I can just go off the Wales because you know like when I get my hyperactive like when I get hyperactive and I get wired I go up the fucking Wales like every think of all the episodes

recently where they have been unbelievably chaotic I cause it every time I just come out with something So if you remove the sensibility And it's just that We're talking Alex Jones levels Of just complete collapse And that's why I don't think it can happen

You've always had this spark within you Where You go into a mode Where any filter Because this is what normally happens When people drink a lot Like the filter just goes And everything comes out

And like And that just happens to you sometimes Yeah No It's like I will You will just do something And there will be no thought And it used to come out

In the form of Physical assault upon me It still does come out It's like there's this I think this There's like a lot more to talk about this Which we'll be done much later Because it's more serious

But it's like There's times when Like when Alex had COVID And it was just like we turned up in the gun it was just like sweet fucking loving them

gotten stuck on the roof like no fault at all like compulsivity to the like max like how it's almost I set my head on fire I have to admit it's refreshing as fuck

a lot of the time apart from when you used to take your hat that was like like this one my cap you would take your cap off and smack me

on the head with it but caps have this really hard bit they do and they hurt and to be smacked on the head by one of them fuck me But I don't do that anymore.

It doesn't come out that way. It never comes out the way. It's always me doing something silly to me myself. Yeah. So that's how it comes out. I don't have control over that. It's like one of the weird hyperactivity states I'm in. And it's just like when the cast gets completely influenced by that,

it makes some of the most memorable episodes. Yeah. Sometimes it's so chaotic like the Curry episode where it's shit. That wasn't your fault. I would never blame you for the Curry episode. I think that was... My hyperactivity. influenced us all into that state

because if it was just me hyperactive I think we would have got through it but it was also hunger it was like you know you have like hangar it's like that but of hyperactivity I didn't believe hangar was a real thing until recently no I do

you just start to lose your patience slowly with things yeah like today was a good example because I I finished work early and because Alex isn't here I just decided I can just come here and just chill for a bit because that makes sense because you'll come here then and it's good and then you ordered food

Yeah And then I was sitting around We were sitting around for quite a bit And it's just like I was starving when you ordered it And then when it was here It was just like The hangar turned to hyperactivity Yeah which ultimately results in extra hangar

Because you're burning even more calories And then you're becoming even hungrier And then just it goes off And that's how we spend like an hour trying to sort the episode out because it was just, everything was not white. Yeah, well, more than an hour. Many an hour. Many an hour, yeah.

But arguably a day. We lost a day. Yeah, pretty much. My whole weekend is ruined because of this, you know. Oh, yeah. Everything, everything is off the world. And probably next week as well. Every single little plan I had,

every detail of the week I had scheduled has all been pushed. Hours forward, some into the next day. some into the next week this has potentially set my life tumbling down a hill that has no bottom

yeah no I completely see that I think that's it's the same with me you know I had so much plan today and then this this computer issue just set us all back

and it was yeah so I believe you tried it thanks that Alex yeah thanks Alex any more thoughts ideas or opinions I don't know I have been thinking about this today

because normally when it's the three of us you know Alex has some things that he's already planned he wants to say about you know movies or whatnot I have been thinking today and it's a weird thing where because of Alex actually because Alex is obviously away

it's on my mind and we talked about this briefly yesterday or the day before where it's on my mind like what do you consider there's an age where it like life has to settle in and the things you have to start to do like settle down by a house move to different places do you think there's an age where that kind of has to happen almost because i know it's like when we're young and as a group you never think of these things you know you go and you go through

school you go to uni and that's the thing but and there is a point there's always a point where you kind of all settle down do you think there's a certain age for that to happen no do you think it's completely free flow it's just dependent on your situation I think it's dependent on the individual most things that everyone wants in life is pretty much put onto you from everyone else pressures yeah like wanting a house by a certain age wanting to be married by a certain age wanting kids by a certain age and those those things are like

influenced through society society in the generation. Yeah, society and also your family, it really depends on what your family did. I feel like that has the biggest influence on, like, what age people think they want a kid at or want to get married at and stuff. It's like, what's normal to me?

Yeah, I say it because it's like, it's on my mind, you know? I'm turning 25 next month. And the 25 is like, you know, I'm getting on. I mean, I'm actually going into adulthood. And I say that because there's a, over the last like few months I've seen a massive change in myself

personally in terms of how I'm trying to deal with independence because like throughout my life I've always basically been quite independent away from my parents so even when I was like six seven it's just like I was left alone a lot so I was always independent

but it's like within the last few months I'm trying to really take that to the next level and I'm starting to do things more by myself that I enjoy which I'm doing tomorrow you know as you know and it's like that's a huge step in confidence to start doing those things and you know I've been buying cars and shit

and I've not talked to anyone about it I've just been like I want this I'm going to organise it and do it I'm doing all these things I never used to do by myself I always have like a figure there to guide me and I've kind of evolved where I'm not doing that anymore yeah I think it

a lot of the time it sort of takes that one step you've got to do that one thing where normally you'd ask for some sort of support from someone and even if you take that step and it doesn't work out in whatever way the fact that you did it and then

maybe it didn't go right and you're still fine at the end of it it's like a lesson there's there's no like big consequences in fucking up and if you fuck up on something you've decided to do you've learned

it's a lesson so you shouldn't shy away from lessons no not at all and I say this just because it's like you know I am thinking about house and that's what I say for because it's like that's the you know with the world the way it is

and how the future is going to be in money it's like you know getting a house it's like a it's a solid foundation for just doing things and it's really important and it's something I've always been saving for but obviously it's not been the case recently because I've just decided to live more and buying cars and doing all this silly shit

but it's still on the back of my mind that I should be getting a house within the next two years or whatnot. And it's a pressure that I don't like, but it's a pressure that I'm only responsible for. And I know it's not healthy. I don't think it is your responsibility.

The amount of people that will move out and put themselves in financial like harder, harder times. Uncertainty. Please. Uncertainty. Yeah, not like they're going broke or anything, but like just renting a place and then living month to month locking yourself into this career or whatever that you're in because like if

you step out of it then it could mean losing your apartment and having to crawl back to your parents or whatever so that that pressure like it's it's totally reasonable but also wanting that independence to be a way to leave the nest as it were yeah which is exactly what it is it's starting your own life yeah it's it i think that's why uni is so important and both you and i missed that yeah but i think totally separate reasons i think yeah i just i wasn't the education type and i'm not so going to uni was just like unideal yeah i would have left the nest but then it's like what did i do when i come back you know what's the job certainty like and i've just not an education type so i i went the the manual labor i went through jobs and obviously that's that's gone a different way

and that's what I'm going to talk about later but I'm like in the process of a big career change and it ties into this like the message that it's like you don't I don't want to tell people that they should have their life together when they're this age I don't think there's any age you should just have your life together

I think that whole concept is kind of archaic especially the way things are going now where it's not like in the like 70 years ago where you start working at like 16 and whatever you happen to be doing at that point is what you stick to yeah that's not a case like I've I've gone through so many different levels of types of career now I'm like going to like a really like intensive engineering role I would be building basically robots and it's like I've never done anything prior would fit me there but it's like I've just I've gone completely out my comfort zone just to fucking do it and just to apply. Yeah, and I think it suits you way better than anything you've ever done before.

Yeah, and it was like a huge fucking deal to me. And it's like, I've got trial next week and it's, you know, I, and it's like, I was doing this the same time. I was doing all these other big steps. It was just like, I was just completely changing my fucking life, basically, over a week. Yeah, stuff tends to sort of snowball like that, dude. Yeah. And it's just once you start doing it, once you take those steps, you can start wanting.

And then you're starting to do more things that you like and shit. But it's just like, yeah. Nobody should have their life sorted by this time. No, and I think if you've been doing something for years that you don't, like, love or enjoy. That you absolutely can do it. Well, yeah, you should seek something else, even if it does lead you to, like, worse monetary income for a period of time. Which was the situation of me? Because, you know, I didn't talk to my parents about this.

I talked to you guys about it because you're my mate. and you're with the same age, you know. And it was like the prospect was I was going to drop a huge wage by being an apprentice, I'd get education. And then it's through the interview and the trial and whatnot where they were like, oh, you're not apprenticeship level. But that just happened to be like the luck and the experience I have. But it's like you can always take a step back.

Because if you're taking a step back to take four forward, you gain. There's no loss. Yeah. Yeah, there's a line in the office that is quite apt. which is I don't want to be at the top of a ladder I never wanted to climb I'd prefer to be at the bottom of a ladder

I want to climb Yeah exactly and that's it So it's like even if people are going to uni now And you're not 100% happier But you can just leave And you can just spend some time Just trying to It's like you know

I think I've briefly said like stuff like this before But it's like You don't know what you want to do at 16 You don't know what you're going to do at 17 I'm 25 and I've not not really known what I want to do until right now. Yeah. That it just completely happens.

And nobody should beat themselves up over that. No. And I just wanted to bring that up because it's just like an interesting thing that's been on my mind. Because I know it's like with Alex being older than us as well. But he's like at a different stage of that almost. Because he does have a house. And it's like what, what's he going to do?

You know, what are we going to do? You know, so it's just like a thing on my mind. yeah it's just an interesting to think a thing to think about this this sort of plays into the old live like a dog quote there yeah it does you you don't I mean it obviously is good to prepare for the future and stuff but just don't obsess over it no and that's the thing and I'm the one who said this quote in my like mental health like advice thing is you need to live like a dog but it's only recent I you've known me this last few years I have been a obsessing over the future and this house and it's only recently the last month for i've just been like now i'm going to enjoy living now and that's taken me how many years to actually implement into my own life yeah because that is the thing of it like it if you're constantly thinking about the next goal then once you reach that goal you're then thinking about the next goal precisely and then you're not enjoying all that time in between you're not enjoying yeah

Yeah. It's like, what was it for? So then I can be old with a good pension. And there's like, what quality time is being old? What quality of life is that? Yeah. Unless, I'm not a fucking life cage. Like, nobody's perfect.

And the things you say and the things you're on input do take time. I know you should never beat yourself up over that. You're perfect. I mean, you're perfect too, boy. But yeah, that's just something I've had of mind. I've been really just thinking about it. along with the absolute chaos that is the genre. I think it's good

you vocalise it. Yeah, I know. Do you find the jarcast quite therapeutic? Oh, yeah, because I... To just open up. I... Oh, yeah, and I'm going to in the future again. As you know, that I'm going to make another follow-up to the mental health video. I've said about it on Twitter, and I spoke about it on Reddit.

I'm going to make a follow-up to the mental health video because I did the original video because it was just like I needed to talk about this. So I've always found, like, talking on an episode, on a on a video like this is always helpful because you're vocalizing things in a way that you wouldn't usually if you're not talking to people do you find it specifically more useful to talk about it in a video like therapeutically wise do you find it more helpful to express it in a video than just to talk about it so other people that's a weird one because I have this weird

perception how I actually communicate points and I find like how we're talking now I find myself to be explaining things better and to be elaborating on points being able to make things more clear and the opposite example to this is last week when I was talking about Apocalypse now and I know if some jarlings were like James's point argument is bad or they're pointing out some things

and it's just because in the situation where it was all three of us and it wasn't planned it was difficult to talk about because when Alex talks about movies right it's his whole thing so me not being one of the like someone who can talk about movies trying to talk about movies is like difficult yeah it it's like being put on the spot or when you have to do like a presentation back when we're at

school and shit even though you've got it all there in your head it's just getting out in the moment it can be like you trip over all your thoughts yeah so when we're talking like this just me and you and you and how it is of like me and actually we do the moment we did the mental video i just find it i talk clearer and more precise and so I like doing it that way because sometimes when it's when they're off video I kind of trip over my thoughts

because it's not as clear I'm not trying to vocalise it in a way that everyone will understand I'm trying to do it in a way that you will understand right so that's why I've always found it useful to talk about things on Jan I know that is like a privilege to an almost extent because it's a really a good opportunity

and that's why I try to do good with it you know yeah and it's nice to know a lot of people have talked about how it's like help them personally and yeah and it's like you can be you when we did the first mental video was that you weren't you away you in America

but it's like would you want to be on the new mentor of video yeah I don't know if it would suit three people I don't yeah that's the thing like how would I because I because like I it works almost as like an interview type thing if it's sort of led by one person

and it is about your experience I wouldn't want to be sort of butting in and it's like the main thing it's like I know I'm going to do a video on it but the main reason I want to do is for you and Alex because by me vocalizing like what's going on and what how the years have been it's just like it's to help you

it's to help us as friends not not not not it's basically I'm doing it as a video because it's like a good follow up and I think that's a really good thing to do but my main reason I'll do it's just to help us so that you know me what's going on with me and then you can help. And then that's why I want to do it.

Yeah. Like, we wanted to do this video like months ago, but then we all got fucking ill. Yeah, I mean, there's so much we wanted to do. It knocks so much out,

and I was like, finally getting to level where it's just like, I might be able to start talking about this because it's been such a long fucking journey to try and talk about it. And now it's like since getting ill and I've actually had more time,

it's like I'm getting better. Like, I'm confident in being able to talk about the misery that that video will probably be. And that's good. It's actually giving me, I'm more confident about it now because I've got ill but it's like a pain because I

wanted to get it done because it's like it's out of the fucking way yeah so yeah that's in the future that's gonna be a fucking ride you cheer cheer fun fun fun if I can see his mental health videos we love them but yeah other than that other than that you're fine and dandy and everything's juicy no I do what I say all the time it's just like living the dream say that to everyone if going to work as a site oh you and i'll be like living the dream and my boss has walked up to me and say she says i kind of i don't understand what you mean by that anymore because i'll walk in one day and i'll be like really happy and be like live in the dream next day i'll be like living the dream

so she doesn't understand which this this pisses me off with um all surface level interactions hi you're right you don't then they don't really actually care if you are right on No, the most common reply to, you're all right, is, you're right? We just, we just ask each other if we're all right, and then just move on. No, I've noticed it, because I've ever seen this TikTok, and it's just like, someone, like, in America coming here, and then we get the, are you right, and they're just like, oh, yeah, yeah, and it's like, the English person's already fucking gone. Yeah. Just fuck off the moment, like, I don't know it's all the time. It really bugs me.

I wish we could just as a collective agree to not communicate. If our communication is going to be that surface level and vapid and totally pointless and all it is is like a facade of caring, implying that you're interested in their well-being and what's going on with them. when you're clearly not when you absolutely do not it serves no purpose neither of you want to talk about

anything yeah or hear what the other person has to say so if in these scenarios just say nothing say living the dream no say nothing

because that's that that's part of the facade yeah but then you're going to look wood no but that's what I'm saying as a collective we need to agree that it's not rude to just not because

when I when someone says to me are you all right well not are you all right you're right in that way you right mate I know they don't care yeah

I could say no things are terrible and they're just gonna it's gonna be awkward you're creating it something that's extremely yeah then they really don't want anything to do with it they want even less to do with it

now that they know that I'm not all right. So why would they are? So why the fuck, if anything, them asking, am I all right with me having to say, yeah, everything's fine, even though everything might not be fine, it makes shit worse. It's straight out dull.

How the fuck is that rude? How the fuck is it rude if I don't want to engage with that bullshit? It's not. No, I completely agree with you. I don't think it's rude at all. And it's like, I get asked this question at work. But it's like, I know the people at my work. and like I I if my colleague

yeah no that is different yeah obviously like if my colleague asked if I'm right and I'm like yeah just a bit tired a bit down she's just like she's just good about it she's just like yeah come chew up but I'm the same for her and it's like that's because I have a good working relationship but there's other people in my office who do ask me you aren't and I'm just like living the dream

mm-hmm and it's just like I don't elaborate further because I don't have that relationship yeah it's easy you know it's fucking I just go get my coffee and then fuck off yeah yeah yeah but I'm thinking like even less important interactions than that like people you're not seeing again like oh yeah I won't talk but you won't interact at all

like let's say you're driving somewhere and you pop into like a liddle yeah and the the cashier says you're right because no because it's like in Britain the you or buy is nothing more than like a high it's just a hey that's basically what it is it's just our hey it's our high yeah and I think we need to change that

as a collective as the United Kingdom States of America we need to change this yeah we should just do hi hey yo

easy boom no obligation to say anything back yeah well no because then all you need to say back is yo yo yes I do hi hello you know

But there's also the thing with, you're right, the correct response is, yeah, you, or, yeah, you're right? But it's not, you're right? Well, yeah. It's the same thing. It like cuts it in half, because asking if someone's all right has to be responded with the same question. Yeah.

Those are the rules. But the implication is that you answer the question, then ask them the question. No, you cut out the middle one. You cut out the answer and just replace it with the question, so you're both asking the question. But the fact that you don't get an answer implies that the answer to the question is yes. What's the point of the question? I kind of understand why it's just like anyone who grew up in like a, you know, they didn't see. In a nice country.

In a nice country, it's like they get confused of the way it is. It's like, why the fuck do we actually do this? Why do we do it, Jamie? I don't know. We do it to ourselves, and we all fucking hate it. She's like, we're that fucking miserable. Yeah, I think, I do think the English people are at the top of the spectrum for the most miserable. No, this probably is the country.

The most self-hating, yes, straight up. Because all the countries that generally have a worst quality of life, they're quite positive, you know? because you know they're accepting what they got and they're being positive to try and get better England people English people British people whatever it's just like we fucking hate ourselves and we hate each other

yeah no we hate everyone else so much and we're surrounded by people we hate that we end up hating ourselves because we're a part of them yeah and I completely get that and I'm the same yeah everyone is in England that's just how it is

it's just a fucking miserable place to live don't come here it is yeah never come here, and if you're here, get away, get away as fast as you fucking can. Go, go. I think I think we should go to these messages. You know where we should go? Where? These nuts. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to

the second half of the show, where we head over to Reddit, we head over to the fabulous Jarm Media Reddit, and we answer a few for the boys we answer a few sick questions for the boys I'll just say I'm going to completely interrupt this section we've always had issues of lighting we've had no lights on the first half of this show

and it looks doesn't look bad I didn't well they're on now I didn't even notice I could see your slimy skin in the first half so that's a good thing then now that I've changed it why do I have such slimy skin I don't know what's it must have been that dominoes oh that's fast yeah you eat one domino's pizza and the oil just come straight out your face like look it's like it's bad you'll dry as a bone I know I that's what I mean

when I say it looks like a fucking new vehicle school it's like it's fucking coming out baby so yeah this is the part of the where we head over to the Jarmuja Reddit and we just answer a few questions. So we can actually get this started off with a little, a nice little game that was a surprise released a few days ago. And this comes through a comment by Red Nut, which is, have you tried the Halo Infinite multiplayer multiplayer that was surprise released recently? unsure whether it would be good or not and I'm happy to say that is surprisingly good in my opinion I'm not 100% happy especially

of the things like they're not being executions at launch but I find the base game very enjoyable especially for free product you have actually played the Halo Infinite multiplayer launch and you have not I have not but I have seen

enough about it and to have somewhat of an opinion and I've like played the tech tests a few like months ago So I do play in it Like I don't think this is a launch This is like a beta Yeah

What I understand That's what I believe it to be as well And if it isn't Then I'm gonna be quite dissatisfied Because I get the feeling that This is Like intelligent strategic play For the market

And that because there's so much There's so much instability around Halo And will it be good at launch Will these things be fixed? you know how is it going to evolve from the e3 footage I think Microsoft have made the decision to throw the multiplayer out there much earlier then people will play it and then they'll get faith in the the actual release even though this is the release you know it's like to yeah it's said that the reviews are not going to be

awful you know yeah but gonna gain confidence in the product long before it comes out it's a weird quite intelligent play because they're saying just play it you know which is confidence which is confidence it shows they know the core gameplay they have is pretty strong and there there is definitely quality hit so that that's quite the play but if if we reach

the release date and all the maps are the same or the game modes are the same that's gonna be a bit of a gut punch Yeah, and I think that's why I said it's a beta, because it is lacking a bit of content from what I've heard. Yeah, definitely. Like maps variety and whatnot. Yeah. But at the same time, they're probably doing this because they can get revenue from the Battlebass. Yeah, which they are.

And the store. Which is terrible. It's terrible. It's not good at all. The Battle Pass is probably the worst I've seen. And because of the way it works with Battle Pass is not. running out, you can't buy one battle purse and use the currency to get the other, like apex, where you buy one season, then you've basically got an infinite amount of seasons as

long as you play it. Yeah. So that 10, that seven pound of battle pass is basically getting you 70 pounds of a content, basically. Yeah. Yeah, as long as you play. Play it. Which is not difficult to do in a game like apex. Not an apex, no, which is another terrible aspect of the Halo Battle Pass it's really really slow and arduous because there's there's no inherent XP yeah it's all these challenges which is not not good at all it's terrible it's straight up awful and they've said they're going to release a progression system separate to the battle pass at the release of the actual game which is good to hear but what sort of stuff is going to be tied to that because I'm so tired in in these games of

like seeing some Spartan to use Halo as an example who's like bright white and gold you know really flamboyant shit and it's like oh he just dropped 10 quib for that yeah are they

are they going to put meaningful stuff in the battle bars or the progression because it's like the days of old in Call of Duty and Halo it was like you get all these cool things through playing the game through doing challenges through doing really specific things where you've got rewards, the vidmasters, ACR headshots, you get these

cool rewards. So when you see them, it's not, oh, he's dropped money, oh, he's been playing the game a while, or he's done this really difficult achievement. But then you can get that. You just got to play the game. Yeah, it's kind of removed that completely. I don't know why, but I was thinking of Monomorfer too recently where, like, one of the things you could unlock was a GIF. Right? The, the, the, the spinning, nuke thing. Yeah. And when you saw it, it was like, oh shit.

Either this guy's a dork who, like, boosted for ages, or he's good. He's, like, sick. It was like a clout thing, but not just in terms of, oh, he dropped a ridiculous amount of money on perks. Yeah, there's no clout in buying, getting a hair Luminane Perks at all. No. There's no, because there's no, it's all luck. All these assholes have them.

Because they only play these games. And it's just like I miss that that type of gaming Where it was just like when you saw these things in games It kind of meant something Yeah like like it for example And I know not everyone's gonna understand it's like The thing that pings to my mind is like F 2000 full camera

On the banner on your kit Your clan tag whatever Yeah yeah I'd be impressed by that Or the the gold skull title for F2000 Because they've used that gun for 2,000 kills. Who the fuck has the patience to do that? So I'd have this weird like respect for a player because they've been dedicated to their craft. Yeah. So I've got

respect but now no game does that. There's no respect. I can't just see a player and be like, I respect you. No, because the thing is somebody sees something like that and they're like, oh, I want something like that. But they're not willing to put in the grind for it. But I mean, they might. And then it will be like, oh, they're putting in the grind. But how does that help put money in the pockets of the developers or the of like Activision and I know that we've talked about the the halo the halo before have you seen it in game at all any of this wacky armor was it just not there at the moment um there are some like I was using color schemes as an example because that's the most common thing I've seen at the moment

Yeah, which is ridiculous. Let's just make it this way. Colors are ridiculous. Yeah, the fact that it's like a halo thing. You pick your colors. That's where the customization is. That's where like your... Yeah, and just from the get-go.

And, like, emblems? There's next to no emblem customization. And, like, from what I can gather, a bunch of that is going to be like Battle Pass. It's all stuff that should be in a Halo game, really. yeah yeah it's that that stuff is is awful but it's it's never what i've really played halo for yeah it's not like cod you played cod for these silly progressive challenges

yeah yeah load outs halo was just you played for the gameplay which pleasantly from what i've seen they've got a really good time box going yeah you know where people are slingshotting and you know launching warthogs to sling shot to him and then sniping. There's a good sandbox there and that's what Halo has needed to nail. If they didn't nail it, the game would have failed and they've actually

nailed it. So... Yeah, it's the best Halo sandbox since three. Which is saying a lot. It's not... It's better than Reach. Yeah, and Reach was still really good. Yeah, I didn't really like the multiplayer of Reach, but... The first chance I got, I booted up

this multiplayer. player and I was like giddy I played my first big team match and just had fucking fun no bullshit just fun

yeah old school fun like the same as the first time I ever played Halo 3 big team yeah it's like you don't need to take this shit seriously but then the more time you put in you start looking at the challenges

and it's like the most bullshit stuff it's like use the enemy locator to find two enemies and kill them both within 30 seconds or some shit and it's like yeah that's shit that's bullocks

yeah and you have to do that stuff to progress through the battle purse otherwise it's going to be slow as hell which is a completely terrible system and I can't remove the battle purse from it and especially when shit that pulls me out of just enjoying the sandbox is in a week's time this like samurai arm is coming out

how far are they going to go with this shit really far they already have with the massive collection yeah exactly and seeing that shit in Halo 3 like breaks my heart like that's steep ass that's my like I would I will probably play her infinite

and I'll play like a few matches when we're all on because it'll be fun I'm not touching anything else in that game of barge pole yeah I don't want to at all it's risky it is and it's definitely not something that should be done. But it's good to see Halo that it's got that gameplay and it's come back to that and I just

wish the environment for gaming wasn't the way it was. If that was all gone, it could probably be a Halo free competitor if it had a good campaign. Which it may do. I'm quite excited for the campaign but I kind of just wish I wish you at least had the option to just pay for the game. just pay for multiplayer and then just have none of that bullshit. Have a natural like way of unlocking and progressing through all of this stuff and not have this exclusive ridiculous skins. Bullshit, yeah. But yeah, we're hyped.

I'm sure if Alex was here, he'd be able to... Yeah, I'm sure we'll talk about it more next week when he is get some proper hours into the game and stuff. Yeah, I might give it a try and actually see how I think because I've been quite negative about it the whole time. So I should give it a try and see... Yeah, I think you should. Okay, so we've got one from Alcoholic Christian. Question for Alex.

He's not here. Recently, I've been trying to get into film more, and with James talking about how anti-consumer the streaming industry is. I was wondering how you manage it and what do you do to minimize costs. As I did say last week with the apocalypse and our discussion, I don't get into any movies because of the industry I only use Netflix

and if it's not on Netflix I don't really watch it that's where I draw the line Unless I can find dodgy copies on YouTube I'm similar But I have the three Netflix, Amazon

Disney With that I tell you to get with Disney yeah it's the one I use the loose for sure it's definitely not because it's it's like that if you want to watch Disney movies it's the only way you can't which is bullshit completely because it's just there this completely

yeah monopolization yeah Amazon Amazon Prime seems have quite a good variety actually and obviously weirdly a lot of the like really good movies are on Amazon Prime Netflix has a lot of the like more trashy, shlocky

shit that it's like I don't care about watching it but I'll watch it that type of shit I mean we watch one today yeah which we may go into on a later date but um no we should definitely go watch it just talk about it though

no I want Alex in for it we should just go off but um I would personally say the best way to minimise or maximise how doing it is to look at all the movies you want to watch

find the streaming service so it has the majority of them on and then subscribe to that one and watch all of those movies and then jump subscription because they're not cheap it's like 30 pound if you've got multiple a month

that adds up that's like a when you're not that's just a stupid amount of money to be coming out of your account every month so that's the way I do it personally yeah I think what Alex does because he's big into film and that

He's got Apple TV and he'll buy individual films, like 4K. That's not cheap, though. Yeah, that is real, like, well, I mean, it's part of his job, literally, to watch and talk about movies. So he gets all that tax, fuck. So, yeah, that's probably not the thing I'd recommend for someone who just wants to get into film. I would just do, hit one service at once and watch all the movies you want to watch. And if there's ones like Apocalypse Now, where it's. it's like you kind of have to

went it everywhere you just have to you pick the site you're going to use and just take the hit on it really yeah but those movies

are worth watching really really good yeah the annoying thing is is a lot of movies will just like disappear from services one day and then you're stuffed

and then it's fine dodgy copies online obviously if you do care enough about films you can always just torrent them but we would never do such things we would never suggest

you do that Yeah, that's immoral and amoral. Yeah, and we're not. We're sensible boys who are completely legal within the United Kingdom justice system. They ain't getting us. Not yet, anyway. There's a few tax dodges among us,

so, you know, they just can't wait for us. Booby-boo! Do you pick scabs off your fingers? No, I don't really pick scabs Really? Yeah, it's just like... You don't eat your scurbs? No, it's like unnecessary.

Gross, dude. So we've got one from Deludil Dewee. So, Jarminger's, does James hate NASCAR? If yes, then why I want to know his reasons for disliking it? If no, then hypothetical. If all of you would participate in a NASCAR race, who would work out first? Can I answer this question? Yeah.

You like NASCAR? No. Yes, you fucking do. Yes, you do. Okay, no, explain. No, explain. You've told me you like NASCAR. You like NASCAR's?

Yeah. Okay, no, the whole NASCAR thing, I like... NASCAR from like 20 or years ago. When it was in, it's like peak, golden age. Because that's when the cars looked the sickest. They had some of the best driver. And it was just wacky and it was silly. and they crash

but nowadays it's just I don't gel with that type of motorsport or any motorsport for that mile if it's not drifting I'm not really interested but do you like F1

no no F1's interesting because it was stale two years ago but now it's pretty exciting because Lewis Hamilton is like shit he's been the best for seven plus years

yeah he's just been winning championships constantly and now you've got Max Verstappen who's in an equally fast car and he is fucking going in and he's fucking leading he's winning

so there's actually like a bit of competition now it's not just it's not just he starts first then he leads to the race the whole time and wins that's not interesting but when you've got someone who's doing that but then being overtaken and it's like a competition it's interesting yeah

and there's a lot of young guns coming through the ranks so like you know new drivers and that's interesting to see and I like that so I don't watch it but I keep up to date of the news because it's just like you know the young guns just won this race and it's like yes get in because at the day you want to see the younger drivers come up instead of seeing the natural order of things exactly and that that's the year it's in

at the moment is that those young guns are all coming up and getting into top top flights yeah good time period then yeah so what about NASCAR don't watch it I have tried don't watch it now Do you ever just watch crashes? Yeah. There's a YouTube channel that his whole thing

is every week it uploads every crash from every motorsport. So I just watch that. Okay. So you'll watch that whole video. Yeah. But you can't watch a whole NASCAR race. How long?

They're long. It does seem a bit boring. They're not the most intriguing of that trash. No, the indie 500. No, not the Indy. The Daytona 500 is like 500 laps. so fucking three hours Jesus

Yeah that's that's long I can't be fucked to do that Okay out of you me and Alex Who would crash first See no this is Alex is sneaky Alex would punt us both off Do you think so?

Yeah Because he just feel like He you know He does a little bit A little bit of trolling and a poop And then you go fucking flying off He is a troller He is

Yeah Yeah, maybe But I don't know He's also A bit scared He is And these nice cars are doing like 200 plus Yeah

Constantly So they're just fucking Yum Yum Hmm I think it would be It would be Alex to win Or Alex to knock off first

There's like no in between Yeah If Alex gets a good stuff Yeah either he wipes us out Or he wipes himself out Or maybe wipes all three of us out in one fell sweep. Yeah, we all start at the back and we all just get

fucked in the first corner. Yeah. Boom, done. Yeah, yeah, that's a sensible question. I think that's a good answer. Yeah, I think that's a correct answer. I think you hit the nail on the head of said nail with a hammer. Boom.

Boom. We do have a question here. What are you all guys thoughts on the new film Red Notice starring Luke Hobbs, Deadporn, Wonder Woman? what's our opinions what do we think that that this movie exists is that the question no the question is what do we think about it

like having watched it we haven't watched it we absolutely have watched it Jamie look as long as these films continue getting made and people keep seeing them, we can only be so lucky as to continue getting them.

And that's just the fact. We get what we want, really. And this is the world giving us what everyone wants. Which is this film. We've watched it and we're going to

review it later down the line. Get ready. It's like eternal's levels of good. This place is actually better than the Eternal Yeah, I would say the same I've got another one here from Blue Lamp 77 Seeing James's interest in war movies Has he seen or is he planning to see

Russian-Soviet war movies like Come and See or The Ascent They're usually available on YouTube for free in HD Personally I'm not the biggest war cinema in my guide But come and see is one of my favourite films I bring this up because Alex, I'm pretty sure, has seen come and see and he recommended it very highly I think Alex said it's a very good film so yeah I would love to see them I probably will

without a doubt so yeah I just want to mention that briefly I'm gonna say I won't I probably I don't I probably won't no I think you're more of a of my men or's fan than you are a war movie fan so that's no no surprise I'm more likely to just chill out and watch something with the rock in it, then, you know, get my mind torn to pieces by the horrors of what humanity commits to one another. Absolutely true, brother. I've never agreed with you more in your life. How much money would it...

Okay, so you've got one from line, just a bunch of lines. How much money would it take to bribe James into living in Texas for the rest of his life? So tell me 15K Absolutely not Why Because houses in Texas are like 3 million No no no no

Remember all the idiots are moving over to Texas Yeah like Austin You don't have to go there You can go to butt fuck Desert Yeah, but what can I do in butt-fuck desert? Drive? No, that's not a good time.

No, no, honestly, I would never move to Texas. Of all the amount. Not for 18 billion. I'll go 18 billion and I'll be there. But like, what does it mean by... I will use like 10 million of that to fake my own death to leave it, but... No, but you can't. Well, no, it says...

No, the rules have stated clear. No, the rules said the west of my life. Yeah, but it's not like there's someone... It's like there is a magical thing keeping you tethered to Texas where you have to live, quote-unquote. This is my problem with the question, see? You can live somewhere, but travel a lot. Okay, yeah, fair. Then I'll just travel to California.

Well, you can travel across the world if the money you decide is like 600 infinite million. If that's the amount you say, then that's what you get. As long as my main registered address is Texas, I'm fine. Yeah, I guess. So I can just live, I don't even have to move. I can just register myself in Texas. Yeah, and like hotel hop around the entire world. Boom, that's, yeah.

All the money's gone. Yeah, I would absolutely do that. No, no doubts, I would absolutely do that. That wasn't the question, though. What is, how much would I get, but how much would I need to be bribed? It was the question. Yeah, how much? That.

infinite money yeah anything below infinite it's not even worth it so let's finish off with um let's let let James talk about his new car for 15 minutes okay I did buy a new car um it's a nice car it's um chaos unleashed is gone come get your mic up we need to talk about the this The sad fair road to the pisser's counterpart. What do you mean the pisser's counterpart? The piss has been independent from the get-gate. No, no, that was the pisser.

And his abusive... chaotic. Chaotic, um, un-present companion? Yeah. It's gone. My beloved Mazda... James's Mazda that went... Ram-nam-nam-nam-nam-nam!

my Mazda that my silly Mazda that I was a street car and was made to go really fast on corners there was whole water drive in every situation he's gone I bought another car

and the Mazda's gone and I bought a boat yeah you might as well have I bought a boat I bought a Nissan Laure and it's big and it's Japanese it's a Japanese import Did you hear when you were taking a shit as the pizza arrived? Yeah. The pizza delivery man today was gushing over your car.

Wait, really? Absolutely gushing. What did he say? Well, at first he asked me if it was mine, and I wanted to say yes, but I said, nah, it's my friends. And he was like, man, it's cool. So sick. And I was like, I know right? And he was like, I'm feeling kind of jealous and stuff.

And I was like, yeah, you should. You should be jealous because fuck me. this car this is your fourth car so yeah I've I've officially like been in short four years and this is my fourth car every year pretty much

it is your coolest car it's the nicest car to sit in it's unbelievably comfortable it's a it's a because this is it's a Nissan law okay so it's a Japanese import only made for the Japanese market so it was never sold anywhere else

and it's a luxury car so it was sold as this this barge, this really comfortable barge that you can just cruise easy and it's just you can chill, nice car. And it is absolutely it's in series like a, it's like Margaret

Fatcher's house basically. It's proper fucking like proper cream awful seats for they're super soft and comfortable. Yeah, they're squidgy like they're more like sitting on a sofa. Yeah, no it is. The back is just a sofa. Yeah. But it's like a, it's a huge car.

It's a big four-door saloon. It's quite big But it's like so light and easy to drive And it just kind of bounces over the road Yeah Which you're going to change, I'm sure Yeah It's going to be undriable in like a week

Because it's just like It's a great car And it's the coolest car I'm ever going to own By far But also got it unbelievably cheap It's like I was like Because we were playing Apex one morning

And I was just like I found a car on fate on my eBay and I sent you pictures and then it was just like oh it was a bit too expensive and then the next four days is just like James going off the world was absolute chaos

yeah you were desperate for some sort of like gangster yakuza type yeah yeah it's like I just wanted to be cool basically in a big boat car and then I found that

in the suggestions was my dream car and it was like affordable as fuck and it was such like it had no interest in it so I was like what's going on and it was just like the cleanest like perfect condition car and I got it for fucking nothing you're calling this your dream car

no it has always has been because you've gone over it so I've said this before that like throughout the last like two three years I've been watching these drifting videos in Japan with like Japanese music edited on and it's like actual street drifting in Japan or whatever

and the cars in the early OG days one of the go-to cars was a Nissan Loll and I fucking love them and I've wanted one but they're like 20K So this is a newer one But it's a Nissan Loll

And it's just like If I was going to buy any Japanese in but I'll buy a Loll And I've on off search for one For like every year And this was the first one I saw pop up And it's just like yeah I'm having it I was like I'll bid 9K on this fucking bitch Yeah I don't blame you

I'm of the opinion that if you're going to spend a lot of money on a car it should look cooler than it drives well do you want to look sick and that thing didn't cost anything and it's just the coolest fucking thing yeah it's the coolest thing ever I'm even going to a fantasy car meet tomorrow in it because I'm so excited over it it's the coolest car I've ever seen it's the coolest car I've ever been in No, but the great thing about it is if I just go to work, people fucking look at it. It gets attention because it's just like nobody's ever seen ones.

It's just, like, I'll just drive to the petrol station. I've loaded a lads like going fucking, what the fuck is that? Yeah, it's like a... It's subtly special. Yeah. And it's silky, smooth, and it's fucking easy. It's like if you know, you know. Yeah.

You know? It is exactly that. Yeah. And I'm just, I'm so fucking in love with it. it and I'm so happy over it well never get rid of it I'm not gonna get rid of it right I'm not going to be an absolute fool to get rid of it no I'm not going to

because it's too clean if I were to get rid of it I wouldn't be able to afford another one because the prices are just going fucking doge coin mean shit none of these laurel coin low all prices are insane like Japanese cars they're going

through the roof cars that were 600 pound 20 years ago and now 40k talk to any of these crypto bros, none of their fucking crypto bollocks is that valuable well because they might go up

3,000% but they're crashing within a week this is a car that gained like 200% over 20 years and it's only going to get worse there's going to be a black market for cars in our lifetime I really is cars getting it all time no I mean a black market

for cars I mean like just cars are illegal that already exists No, like straight up cars You can buy straight up cars Illegally Oh my God, no, you don't get it I don't get it

But thank you for watching this episode I hope you enjoyed the new combo Of me and Jamie Yeah, get fucking used to it Because the asshole is gone Yeah Yeah.