JAR Media Posdact - Heat on Heat - JARCast Episode 284

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:41 Heat on Heat 16:36 Housekeeping 32:50 Mid Break 34:18 Argy 35:46 Does Sammy know us? 37:08 Alex's Accidental Offence 39:28 Remake an Episode 41:15 Crush Experiences Growing Up 46:28 The Perfect Experiment 52:35 The Alphabet Issue 56:55 The Similrillion 58:56 Top 20 Music artists in US 1:11:23 Secretly 'Owning The Libs'

Hello, good afternoon, morning, evening all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the JAR Media podcast. Today, I am your host, James, and I am joined by Jamie and Alex. Howdy-Doodie? On this episode, we're going to talk about some really interesting topics. Take it away, Alex. Um... Yeah, but do that day, loo da-da-do-da-do-da-do. Huh?

Huh? What's the world? Yeah, welcome in episode, uh, 284 of the Jarmuedia Posd Act. I'm Alex. This is James. This is Jim. And, um, this is the show about nothing. well it's got to be about something surely well nothing is something or is it not that's the core of all things

judging that we've recently had a massive discovery or a remake and slash remaster of the galaxy and that we can finally see it in the graphics that we were supposed to see it in all along the galaxy is not nothing but it is nothing you talk about those images from space you know it's been hit by like a big wok and it's broken what space the James Webb telescope has been hit

and it's damaged what like an accident yeah or someone intentionally threw a little stone someone threw a little stone from Swindon and it hit it and you're driving the laurel too fast around the magic roundabout and it dinged it yeah but it's apparently un like controllable as in they can't adjust it it's seeing too far. So it's possible that that's it, it's gone. I don't know, I'm not a scientist, I'm not a mathsmatian. I'm a telegraph-tician. What, you read

the telegraph? Of course Alex does. Alex is a subscriber as well. I'm accidentally subscribed to the telegraph. No, you didn't. Yep. I'm giving them 30 pounds a day to subscribe. Man, I give them 30 pounds an hour. Oh, so you're a premium club member, I see. I'm sure the Yankee Doodles know what we're talking about. No, another question would be, do American white-wing publications charge a subscription feed to see their articles? They wouldn't have invented it for, like, newspapers, yeah, surely the model is, like, just ushered in by that. But surely they want to radicalize as many people as possible, so they keep, they make it free.

No, but you don't understand. The woke mob. The woke moralists. They're taking over. It is our duty to stop them. Speaking of dangers, shout out to the, uh, trial media Patreon. They make the audio version possible. Get their names right out in the first week of every damn.

month everyone yeah we're really consistent as a while we genuinely are yeah we are why you throwing us under the bus light though and before we move past the little shout-out segment i was in um devises the other day on one of the hottest days of the year mm um which i'm sure we're going to talk about some of that stuff later but um i got recognized by a jar fan Chloe and Devises Yeah It was a really It was a really nice brief just like

I've been watching pages And then just move on You know Devices is surprising though Of all places I know I never expect to be recognised So close to home

Yeah Yeah that's what It's free me out about The Chippinum one A few months back Yeah It's like It's crazy when it happens

In our own town It's like You occupy the same place as us What the fuck? Yeah I don't mind Devisees. Yeah, super cool. Go to the dentist there.

Devises is a lovely town. No, it's not. Have you ever driven through there in wash hour? Yeah, you can say that about anywhere, to be honest. Yeah, you could just say that about the UK. Yeah, so shout out to, what was it, Chloe? Chloe, yeah. Yeah, epic.

Well, seeing as you brought it up, bro, might as well have a little heat discussion. Heat on heat. Hotest day ever. not even joking hottest day ever in the UK Jamie said that like

it's only Did you see that weird thing where people were like It was like a trending tweet Not that that means anything But it was like a huge tweet That was going around on that day On the hottest day Where it was like 40 plus degrees here

That was like By the way guys Your ancestor colonizers were actually colonizing people in this heat so shut up what

Twitter is kind of fucking crazy no there's a meme there's a meme with Twitter specifically it's like make a point that's super clear somehow ends up people just take that out of every context possible to make you

make it look like you said something else yeah what a what do what do we have to do with that well we have no like what as a country we're not built to there's no infrastructure for extreme temperatures really yeah hot or cold yeah and we've had some very cold winters but the thing with coldness i always find is that like you sit by fire then you're fine you you put layers and layers on cooling down can be yeah cooling down that's how whole other thing you're like a whole other challenge you can strip off but then then what do you do next i just

looked up um a conversion into fahrenheit because we have a large american audience and what is it so it was 40 degrees celsius it was like 40 point something the hottest part of the country in heathra which is 104 degrees fahrenheit man which i i think in places in America that's pretty standard yeah but air condition is way more air conditioning is more standard

that's the main thing is that in America I think AC in your house is a norm and that you have AC yeah but we build our houses here to try and keep heat in as much as possible

but that's the thing is a lot of houses in Europe Spain Portugal Germany AC's not the norm and they have hot attempts than us AC is just not the norman in Europe at all yeah got to get on it

but it was horrendous and it leads into going back to james's five year plan I think if it's this bad now it's going to be worse by a noticeable amount in five years

and I don't think you can you can prove that otherwise it is going to get worse can we ban the five year plan from jar I hate the five year plan talk yeah I hate the five year plan talk but if this is going to be a regular thing, how do you feel about it?

Well, it's not like very... I'm not like enthusiastic about it, am I? Yeah, but does it make you want to like move to Alaska? Yeah, on the subject of five-year plan, you want to move to Alaska. Well, I think if you're serious about the five-year plan, then that is the thing to do. In the history of five-year plans, They were all serious, bro.

Five years. I mean, the first five-year plan is over, we can have another one. How do you feel about this, like, weird sins of the father thing? So popular on Twitter, going back to that tweet. Right, yeah. It was just like, I don't know, something about it was just like, what? Yeah, the UK is, like, colonizes. Yeah.

What do you want me to do about it? that. I was just born into the shit. Well, yeah, you can, like, be on the side of undoing the damage that caused. But I don't think, like, it was that term, wasn't it, white guilt? Mm-hmm. And it's like, are the sins of the father, should they carry onto you? No. you think yes

what should we be doing then um yeah talking about hundreds of years ago no but i normal people don't think this normal normal people don't think this

if someone it says a viral tweet that's an extreme person who thinks that and just because it's viral it represents nobody but i feel like people people see a viral tweet with like tens of thousands of likes, hundreds of thousands of likes.

This is the thing, how many people are active on Twitter every single hour of the day? We're talking millions. 10,000 people liking a silly extremist tweet means nothing. And I think that you need to be, you need to have an equivalency to what that

actually means, because these viral tweets and all this shit. That's what I mean, though. I don't know how you actually like measure this kind of thing. You don't measure at all. Don't even think about it. Because people, they're not like, they're not converse in having these conversations on the streets because everyone's scared

of each other and wants to hide in their houses. So it's happening on Twitter, I guess, and Reddit. I don't know. Just don't consume, don't look at those tweets and be like, oh, just it. You can't not see them.

Like, trending tweets is like built into it now. And yeah, but you don't read them. You just scroll past them. I think that's the best way to deal with those, that type of tweet. but there is like a dialogue to be heard yeah but I feel like when that's where you're starting it's like well it's so inflammatory you're just gonna

you're just gonna piss everyone off and when the topic starts with like the weather it's like yeah the where's the like link you're like really if it's like a spider diagram like it's going so far away from like the actual problem you're talking about and the current

thing. It's like why are you linking these two things that really are irrelevant? And when it comes to suffering like if someone is suffering because of the heat they're what what their ancestors did is totally totally irrelevant. Yeah so what you're saying that like you should not complain and put up with the irregular strange heat because your ancestors were colonizers. Yeah.

It's like you're not allowed to suffer because your ancestors made people suffer. Right. I think in any instance where you were comparing struggles, you're doing something wrong. Because nobody likes it when you're like, oh, I've had a really tough day. Like, I couldn't sleep last night and it's just like everything's going wrong. and the person you're talking to goes, yeah, well, I barely ever sleep at any night and my day was 10 times harder

because this, this and this. Well, they go like, well, you realize there's someone in Africa who was like done right now. Yeah, yeah. It's like relative, isn't it? Yeah, and you... My parents.

But why would you diminish other struggles? Especially when it's like, you just turn their, them talking about their struggles into you talking about yourself yeah so don't don't do that if you ever do and if you ever catch yourself doing it just yeah it's like a subsession of like these like super broad group identities all the time mm-hmm because

then like when they're really broad you're not really thinking about like individuals and like an individual who's like sad or crying, it's just oh, you can write off. That whole group is just a fucker. Yeah. Yeah. And it's the same thing

in politics, it's the same thing everywhere. Like you, if you're talking to someone this, it goes back to my whole like me, me group thing bullshit. What do you mean? Me, me group thing. well because like i i i've that's like my catchphrase now like my my character catchphrase me me you're saying

group think oh okay yeah yeah it's tribalism and yeah it is tribalism yeah and why why are we so caught up in our tribes to turn the weather into a political debate because it man everything's political bro everything's dunking i remember when it's a twitter thing as well that it's like designed to dunk yeah and racing and stuff yeah it's like what why are you always obsessing about winning mm it's just oh it's a hot day isn't it fuck you you're you'll you'll get done great great great great whatever was a shit guy mm-hmm i just get like i just get confused in terms of like humans are like vicious creatures man like if we want to go down that path like who is going to be the who's going to have clean hands no but that's the thing nobody

anywhere has clean hands humanity's built upon this this whole wall making everyone else's life shit is like how humanity has got this far every country everything has blood on the hands. Yeah, most societies are built out of some kind of conflict, some kind of someone being squashed. Well, you look at those chimps in the, in the, um, forest. There's like a tribe of chimps that are like growing and growing and growing. They're like taking other chimps tribes land. It's like, they're just us. Microcosm, yeah. That's just us way, way back. Why are we still doing that shit, man? Because that's what we are. We just learned.

UCI Monkey The watch's fucking TikToks Man Give a monkey TikTok And see what happens Honestly they'll be making The viral content Content that is so funny

They make the best TikToks already Arangans and like gorillas and stuff They make the best TikToks If you let them evolve through that Influencers will be gone Monkeys will just take their place And they'd make content that actually has Integrity

Well, yeah, surely, like, if technology advanced to a point where you had something like a Google Glass type thing, put it on an orangutan, right? And there's some kind of projection in front of them that they can interact with with their hands, whatever. Yeah. Surely, like, someone could, like, build an app or something that they could, like, specifically use. What's a network? Yeah. Let's talk about if that would be a social network. No, not really.

Let's do housekeeping. I want to clean up around here. Okay. Rough. Um, this is where we clean out conversations from the previous episode. Mostly with comments from the vid. From the really controversial and hot takes that Jamieger is famously known for.

Yeah. What, you guys pro-conezer now. Professional entertainment's going to get us going. Out of the boys, who would be Boris, Bunce, and Bean? James would for sure be Bean. I.M.O. Okay, James would be Boris. I thought James would be Bean.

I think Alex would be Bunce and Bean will be Bean. I can agree with that. What? Hello Bean. Hello Boris. So you're Boris then? Hi Boris. James.

James kind of looks like a Boris. Do you think so? You honestly, you are ruining my life bit by bit. Which is the most, I was going to say. Bunce name of Boris Bunsen being I think the most bunt's name out of us is yours

What you're talking real life Or Boris Bunsen No I'm talking about Real life What Alex No there's Our last name is like Somewhere in the fucking north

That's not Bunce No I'm talking about Your name Not your last name Your name But that is my name You mean the first name Yes

Alex Alex is Bunz Is it Jamie isn't Jamie's not But then the same But like kings There's loads of King Jameses

Yeah True How many King Alexes Are there Alexanders Shall I find out Alexander the Great Alexander the Epics

Alexander de Great was one of them You're white on that one How many King Alexes Alex the Lion from Madagascar He was the king of New York The Madagascar whiskey came up So I'm gonna say

There's only one king Alex I get up To be honest that's also a dunk on me Because my middle name is Alex You're a combo Get dunked I'm also probably the only person he wants to double Bown my last name

Which is Bunce as fuck double barreling is pretty buntz I'm gonna do it I just don't want my last name anymore Do you think Americans know what we mean when we say buntz? No, Americans have more bunt's names than anyone else No, but I'm saying like just even describing something as bunts Because I don't know how like

Do people do that? Do most people know what that means? No Should we not say what it means And see if people know what it means Yeah, say in the comments what you think buntz means B-U-N-C-E and how you would use it

under what context you would use it and what you would use it to describe someone as Polibis says this Jim is so right about convenience doing harm to us Nothing you do really feels important when most of your needs are being taken care of by machines The easier things get the more pointless it all feels because ultimately doing things is what makes life fulfilling

I'm gonna do a big fart You just fucking dunked on Alex, holy fuck I managed to pull myself out of a year-long depression by making a to-do list every day and writing down tasks as little as reading for 30 minns or doing the dishes. Getting to check those little boxes off has been the difference between lying in bed in a TikTok goon hole for hours and feeling genuine happiness. I wake up now and my life is a pretty fun video game. Game on.

Wait, so Alex, you've been doing it right the whole time. No, he's the one who's driven more by convenience than anyone else. No, but he's also the... Anti-Tick-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-K-T-Met-Met-A-Met-A-M-A-T-M-A-M-T-T-S-T-H-T-P-T-T-L-B-T-B-T-T-L-B-T-T-L-B-T-E-B-T-W-T-T-E-B-T-W. I'd say there's all different ways to matter-game. Yeah, I've metagamed gooning. I don't so efficiently What's the goon matter What is the yeah

Explain the goon meta Um So You go on TikTok And you score You don't You don't have TikTok

No I don't have TikTok No So then your goon of who is out Oh my phone I do yeah But But

But Even though I read an article About how like It's like a ridiculous security risk just in general. Yeah, so why do you have it? Phones already are a security risk.

No, but why do you have TikTok? Why do you have TikTok? Yeah, for his video. Sometimes I'm sent like links with like TikToks. Right, 200. I'll open it and have a look and go okay. You know, you could, you know if people send you a link will open like it in the browser.

So you don't need the app. Yeah, that's how I watch them. Really? Yeah, I've never downloaded TikTok because I'm really woke. If you can't beat him, join him. But did you guys agree with the convenience thing that I was saying? I forgot what you're saying. This is the last episode, because we're talking about this conversation what happened with my nan, who was basically saying that's why our generation is so miserable because we got it too easy.

oh yeah that's not a convenience thing is it it's also not fully like true i would argue no i'm not saying i i like 100% agree with it but it's like an element of it i think there is it like comes down to having structure in your life and not having structure yeah you need things to do you need a reason to like justify getting out of bed well yeah literally um and i guess a lot of people don't have that because they feel like

a lot of things are unobtainable Um, no arms, no life says, Alex brought up how we are becoming more isolated, and I just want to say that I've been playing death stranding again recently, and the message of that game is so relevant to our society, it is almost absurd how well Kojima has managed to implement it. It can definitely be a little heavy-handed and cheesy at times, and the game is undoubtedly insane in a lot of ways, but I do think its overall message is very beautiful and also very important. Humans need to connect. We need to come together and offer people love and care and respect, and seeing how our people love and care and respect, and seeing how we're honestly disgusting people treat each other online has really started to bum me out when I was a teenager I was honestly kind of a douche but now that I'm getting a little older I just find that I want to be nice to everyone and connect with as many people as possible it just feels important I think you're right no arms if you

really if you like their death strategy you should really check out fallout New Vegas it uses its liminal spaces in such a way that it really invokes the feeling of loneliness what are you talking about death stranding is New Vegas if it was

good death stranding is new Vegas if it removed all the good

content so I keep thinking about playing that game might do it no I don't

think it's genuinely because you're in a goonhard moment Alex death stranding

is the best game ever made what are you saying that I love just saying like really big things

little quotes no I think that game is especially the old classic Kajima thing where it's like I'm going to put some shit out there that will be relevant in the years to come and I don't know

I doubt much of it is even intentional you know really but he's yeah It's like, you know, when we'll talk about something on Jara and then it comes up in the future. No, that's fully intentional, every time. Well, yeah.

We have a pat with him, though, because I've never really indulged in Kajima games. Because from, like, an outsider's perspective, they just seem like... Yeah, silly. I couldn't really understand the tone. But it seems like the commentary is what is good, the best thing about them, in a way.

Yeah, it... The thing is... is with kajima is that he he comes up with quite complex ideas yeah but doesn't want the audience to like not to miss out on any of it so then then he ends up going into like major detail with these like 10 minute long cut scenes of just explaining yeah because that's what always put me off is the dialogue and exposition but if you really engage with it it can be really interesting yeah yeah these putting out there are like really fun to think about well it's just yeah I heard something about one of the early metal gears

and how it's just like just totally Yeah The whole thing is it Because there was the controversy recently where Kajima Yeah News media Thanks to 4chan

Was reporting the shooter as Kojima As Kojima And Kajima And Kajima wrote in Metal Gear Solid 2 About how we're not even going to know The truth from Like fake news basically

Right, it's going to become a confusing mess. And this was in like the early age, early, early age of the internet. Metal Gia Solid 2, like old ass game. And then literally national news channels are reporting him as a shooter. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, because that's like really cool. And then it becomes almost like a retroactive, like really strong, like artistic statement. It's like, yeah, bro.

But then at the same time, that game has a fat guy on Roller. gates that builds nukes. But I guess that's part of what people love about him. Well, yeah, it's like, it's like yin and yang. He perfectly manages them. And like, there's fourth wall breaking stupid stuff in, uh, but in death stranding. Mm-hmm. And at the same time, it's got shit that genuinely made me like tearylod.

And it does have a really wholesome message. He'll always be interesting to me. Yeah. Tweeting about how Sean the Sheeps, his favorite movies. Yeah. His Twitter is probably the best Twitter. Zero dunks. Does he actually have a crush on Mads McElson?

Because he just treats like the most romantic pictures of him. He's like, man. He's just a character, and I'm so glad he's made his mark in the game industry. He's changed the game industry. Yeah. Legend. Oh, yeah, no doubt. Oscar Man 97 has one.

All this talk about. Argi being given away is starting to scare me. At first I thought it was a throwaway joke, but James constantly bringing it up is a concern. So Jarre, is it true that there are plans to get rid of him and why? No, you're talking about. Next question. All right.

Slippin says, I always listen to the podcast on Spotify in the gym, and just wanted to say that you boys always choose the most embarrassing thumbnails possible. Usually I'm mid-set and a notification will pop up on my phone, causing my screen to display an incredibly cringe-worthy picture of a demon-inion or real-life troll face. Not only that, but I've almost killed myself countless times from laughing at something one of the Bean Boys have said, as I'm doing a bench press.

Thanks, Jarr, truly epic. Are we, like, liable if he, like, died, like... Yes. You know, those memes that are, like, driving in the car and you crash and Drake is on? And then you're dead and you, like, turn the radio off. I think, I think, like, it'll be a case like that. It might resuscitate him if it's the right kind of... Yeah.

If it's the right Drake album. True. Yeah. Jack Diamond can finish us off here. No, that note, honestly, if you did get into a crash, but the music playing bother you in any way. Depends what was playing. It depends as well if they, like,

make your funeral all around that. Like, if you die with Ed Sheeran on, and they get Ed Shearing on at your funeral and stuff, bit of a bum so you know sometimes if you have a neck injury they cut the roof off if your car but it's insane shouldn't happen what do you mean if if if someone if your passenger says my neck hurts they have to cut the roof off of your car who's they the firemen they get they get chainsaws bro and they literally cut the roof off to get the person out but shouldn't the person always be the priority over the

metal no if we go into crash and you said your neck hurt I would kick you out of the car yeah at least then my neck or something else would probably hurt no but besides the point it's like in that situation and you were stuck there as they're drilling your roof off and the music was playing what would be the song of choice what would you want to be playing you know yeah no you wouldn't want Ed Sheeran to be playing no um Big Pimpin? Nightcore.

Epic rap battles of history. Yeah. Paisenberg versus Hitler or whatever. Right, Jack Diamond can finish this segment and this half of the cast off. I'm tired of sitting through all this filler. Can you boys just skip to the part where Jamie marries James because the tension between Jimbo and James and James's foot has gone on for too long.

Also, that supple foot talk reminds me of how I found a pick of myself doing my usual Hobbit thing on the internet and some woman said I had questionably smooth feet. It was a compliment but I for some reason shudder at that phrase questionably smooth.

What does this person mean why they were doing there? I think we should just leave it there because there's like way too much to unpack. Honestly, do I have supple feet? Yes. You're giving me a genuine foot complex. But why would that bother you?

The thing is, we can't comment on any part of you without you developing a complex. Well, your hands look really nice today, or I've got a complex. Look at the callous on my toe, though. Yeah, it's like, it's real rough. Because he walks on it. Do you walk on your knees or something? No, because here's the thing. You get that.

How often do you walk around in socks? or shoes. My thing is I just want socks off. Socks off. No, the thing is, I never wear socks. I'm bare feet all the time and yet I have the smoothest, most supple feet. So I think it's wearing socks all the time. It's that friction between sock and shoe that creates that callus. My figure is so gross, I've got to sand them sometimes. We've won their balls. My feet never get that gross. I've never had to do that in my life. Calus can go

I just haven't told you that my socks are permanently filled with Vaseline and I have supple vassaline feet You're like the guy in a mice and man Yeah who juices up his glove You juice up your shoes Keep it soft for me wife

Yeah it's just for my wife So she can look at my supple feet Well we'll see you after these Questionably smooth messages Man that was pog That was Pog champ I would say Buy Bear Bear Bear

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Yeah, because then jarlings will, like, comment on it something really pedantic normally. Like, can you draw Randy? Yeah, yeah. Or piss a dick? I normally, whenever I see them, I just delete them. I feel sorry because these, like, kids actually think they're in a FNAF. Well, it's because, yeah, they go to the FNAF subreddit, but then in the description it says, go to JARMedia.

To post it. Oh. Hmm Done with at all One, two, three says Why is Alex getting rid of Argi? Was James joking? Or is the iconic mascot

following in Max's footsteps? Um, no, this isn't a Max situation. Um, let's move on. That was much more unfortunate and sad. He'll be, he's okay. Yeah, he's okay. James actually hates Argy. I love Argue a lot.

No, no, no. The thing with Argy is he is actually an online. and you will agree with the fact that he can be quite annoying you can be because he barks the main thing is that he just barks over nothing it's like he's barking over something he's just got disgustingly good hearing so because no he'll bark if there's a ball literally in front of him super close he'll just bark at you all the time over the ball that he can get that's because um he's he's learned that if he doesn't he gets a response from people which so all of my attempted training has just been

undone over the years because um certain people would not do as I instructed what are you looking at me you I wasn't looking at you specifically I was just kind of you know the royal looking at both of us the royal you so uh yep rest in peace Max rest in peace argues well Hullery asks this. Hullery's got two for us, actually. Does Sammy from Sammy's kebabs know you guys by name? No.

Asking so that when I tell him who sent me, I won't embarrass myself. Side note, has Sammy ever told of any gowling interactions? No, Sammy's too busy to not. No, Sammy, he's Sammy. I don't know who the real Sammy is. He do? He do. You know Sammy is.

The older gent. Yeah. That's the true Sammy. That's the true Sammy. But everyone calls... The younger. guy, Sammy, even though I guess that he's just, he's just

like, well, maybe Sammy Jr. Yeah, maybe they've got, it is part of the branding. I wouldn't blame him. No, the good thing about Sammys is that he's wooflessly efficient. You walk up and he's like, yep, walk out order, he writes it down and you get it. He's like salad, sauce, then boom.

He is boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. And Sammy's a legend in our town. He does, he does it. He does it. he everyone knows sammy everyone knows sammy yeah but sammy doesn't know everyone yeah which is fair enough he's a local celeb basically yeah he drives that van around town as he's driving towards that sainsby's car park everyone's waving at him he's waving back he's smiling at people yeah he's like

the pope in the popemobile yeah he's a national treasure yeah seriously um but hollery's other question was this what was alex's quote accidental offensive thing he did with his YouTube channel right before creating IHE has something to do with the picture I really hope you guys remember this one because of how much it was referenced early jar

I know exactly what it's I have no idea I had this like troll channel You're talking about the troll days When we both upload really cringy videos hating Budapai Yes it was one of those

Oh God, they were bad. I didn't know about this. Do you not know? You don't know about this? This was like a few like honestly like months before you decided to go on IHE. It was like Black Ops 2 era where we thought it would be funny to upload really cringy like high-pitch video is hating on PewDiePie. And we both upload them to our channels. And then that kind of gradually birthed IHE.

Yeah. Yeah, the first video being I hate Beauty Pirate. Yeah, my first video was, I Hate Beauty Pie's fans or something. That's right. Really weird, really funny, though. We found it so funny. But what... It was in like, um...

It was like really absurd. Um... Yeah. But what this is referencing is... I had like a folder full of like funny pictures, but I'd keep changing the profile to like funny pictures. And I changed it to like, oh, this guy's... got like a funny face and then it turned out the guy was like it was like a terrorist or something

yeah um in somewhere in europe or whatever someone i'd never seen before but i saw on like the videos there were some comments like why is that the profile picture bro and then i like searched by image that picture and was like oh fuck quickly changed it yeah i remember that i remember that i have no idea of it i never knew this you didn't know that one yeah wow Yeah, I can't remember who it was or anything like that, but I can just about, like, picture it in my mind's eye, but no idea who the hell it would be. Leg 27 asks this. Question.

With vast amount of remakes that have come out in both movie and video games form, would the Jal Boys consider remaking an episode of the podcast, reuse the topics and questions answered in that episode, allow for new and updated responses if you have any also maybe add or cut out a few to give the remake slight variation come on jar cash in on this nostalgia craze while it's hot bear bear what that's remake normal that was the surprise we said that we would and that we would we'd never acknowledge it but now you've just acknowledged that we're gonna remake it when do we agree on this

I thought it's been a plan for a while that we were gonna remake it and have scripts and we record it live now it's so annoying when the weather changes and then all the lighting goes all I like it looks like we're in heaven this looks lively now

do I have tiny eyes like Ryan Reynolds no no you don't have tiny Ryan eyes is that what that guerrilla's song is about Ryan eyes You know If there's one thing this world needs to fix Not enough around Reynolds movies I was really upset when he announced

That he was retiring Yeah Sorry not going on a little sabbatical A break Yeah That was important Now he's back And better than ever

Yeah And James has tiny little feet I do. My little twinky toes are nice and supple. Rated DG-13 asks this. Any crush experiences growing up? Tick the head replied saying, I think Alex had one on Mia Jovovich, if I recall. And then Alex Sangrin replied to that saying, and Emma Bunton. Alex even wrote a letter to her, which is true. Is that baby spice or whatever?

Yeah. I wish I knew what. I wrote in that letter. No, you don't want to. I think that's something this best selector time. No, it would be innocent. I was like,

I was like six years old. You're like marry me or I'll kill myself. I don't think I have any answer to this. Don't lie. No, I generally don't think I had like crushes on celebrities when I was a little boy. No, no,

I'm being 100% honest. I did not have a crush on anyone. Do you believe him, Jim? Jamie would not believe me. I know all of James's crushes. Uh, uh, who? Okay, then come expose me. What, in terms of celebrities? Yeah.

Um, Vin Diesel's wife? No. Vin Diesel, yes. Tyrese Tyrese Not Tyrese Oh

His Morbius Performance didn't sell it for me He's the best thing About that for me Oh yeah he is in that You know what Where I was A kid

Jesus Star Wars For Natalie Portman Hmm Not a lie Portman I don't I don't have any Not one Not celebrity ones

Not celeb James had a very famous School crush No can we not talk about Jamie please Can we just talk about the The joke that she taught me Oh no No

Wait who who who what person we talk about Oh there's two There's multiple Jamie No I'm thinking of the The love that could have truly blossomed into something beautiful I wouldn't say it would have been beautiful it would have been like a car crash

that you can't or a train wreck that you can't look away from you know but um do you want to hear the joke that she taught me of course I do you know you probably know that yeah how do you make Lady Gaga cry is it poke her face yeah yeah it is well done Alex Well, I was a big Lady Gaga fan That's probably one of my crushes

I believe that I remember at school I had a crush on someone And she actually came up to me in maths once And said Like Do you want to like go out And I was like, no

No Damn what the hell Yeah I don't even know why I said no It was just like Yeah Was it a panic moment or something Yeah

well I was sat next to a friend who didn't even hear it but I don't know when you're like I must have been 14 yeah yeah I was like oh shit you're not supposed to ask me this like around other people oh right no my answer is lame like I'm interacting with a girl or something yeah yeah yeah and I mean to be fair I black ops was out of the time like I don't need pre-rera or two

been out of the time boy well even better than yeah yeah no genuinely like if you're 14

and like trying to get into like they call them relationship at that age don't just like play whatever cod is up

genuinely because you'll have memories for the rest of your life a monomor for example I'm on a modern the more fairer is coming out.

Yeah. This year. Yeah. Play that. The more things change, the more they stay call of duty. And I mean, no matter what age you are, call of duty will be there. Prioritize call of duty.

Yeah. Yeah, it's got me pretty fun. That's like evidence. It's more consistent than a lot of things in this world. To be fair. The JAR Media podcast is the call of duty of podcasts. That's a, that's a insult. Surely that's J. Rogan?

No. No, his is, um, what game is like had the... He's the battlefield. No, because there's not been that many battlefields. We're talking about length of... Okay. What's the game that's been now? He's G.J.A.5 online.

Or G.J.5. Excellent. Just the steady decline. Yeah. The, uh, show has one for us. Ignoring all monetary, practice. and ethical restrictions what experiment would you really

want to perform? Punished Eric has a suggestion this animal fights this other animal and we see who wins I mean yeah there's way too many to choose from but you know what I reckon you have

you like isolate someone for their entire life from like the colour of green and then you show them green. See what they do. That's not a bad suggestion. Jake Paul literally proved this fucking years ago, bro. What color is Jake Paul not seen?

He might be colorblind for all I know. Well, that was the thing. That's the whole joke, bro. Oh, I didn't know these fucking colorblind. How did I know this about Jake Paul? Why would I know that? Did you not even watch H3H3 in 2016? What, he made a Jake Paul video about...

Yeah. Was it Logan? I thought it didn't make drama content. Jake or Logan Paul? The Poles? They're both clones or whatever. Which one is that? Is that the one that was in the Suoso Forest?

No, that was... I mean, they're the same person. They both were... No, Logan was the one who got cancelled in Japan. I think Jake Paul was the one who's the boxer. No, they're both boxes. But Jake's the successful one. They're both like Disney Channel.

Yeah, yeah. but one of them was, it is colorblind and for a vlog was like these glasses cure colorblindness so I'm going to put these on and see colors for the first time

and he puts them on and he like cries or whatever and it was memed for a while. But he's probably Disney acting. Yeah. Yeah. Motherfuckers. Crazy people. unhinged

yeah genuinely destroyed by the how did they get away with that shit like some of the shit yeah they've gone away with so much it's actually really bad yeah it's like the five minute news cycle

dude yeah more like the the five second new cycle more like the five year plan am I right yeah five year what about an experiment though

yeah experiment? I don't know. See, my mind just goes straight down like animals. Yeah, animal fights. Combining animals. But obviously that would be the one to do. But obviously the jar fans know what the best experiment would be to do.

Something to do with the sun? Firing things into the sun. What would be the best? What, why? Well, it's ignoring all monetary, practical, and ethical restrictions. Yeah, but you know what's going to happen? What's the point of an experiment where you know the other? Two identical sons.

Okay, that would actually be interesting to see. Yeah. Two sons just going out of... If you could get, you know, like... In a Coliseum. Yeah, two sons fighting in a Coliseum. Yeah, like, you know, Doc Ock, he's making the Tridium shit or whatever. And he goes, he makes little mini sun in the palm of his hand.

two of those. Give one a sword, give one a shield. Mix up their builds. That's actually quite interesting. Two Mike Tyson's, one with a sword, one with a shield. Could he defeat the sun? Could he defeat two Tridium, Doc Ock's sons? Could he defeat Dr. Octopus?

That's a good question. I feel like you would need at least two Mike Tyson's versus one Doc Ock maybe. Do you think two Mike Tyson's could be? the Dockog. If, um, as long as it wasn't like a surprise attack, if it was like, this is just supposed to be like a fair fight. Yeah, like a Coliseum, they come in from both hands.

Yeah, yeah. Do you know what, one Mike Tyson curb stomp, Spider-Man? Spider-Man? Yeah. I think Spider-Man would have a bit of a back-and-forth with Mike Tyson, but Spider-Man would win. No, Mike Tyson would win. No, not Toby McGuire Spider-Spiderman.

Yeah, Tom Holland's Spider-Spiderman, won't even be a fight. just be instant fucking... Yeah, maybe. I want to see the man bat with Doc Ock's arms by... No, Killer Croc, Doc.Ock arms.

No, Killer Croc can have someone else's Killer Croc on the Green Goblins Glider. Versus the man bat with Doc Ock's Arms. Mm-hmm. Who wins? A sun holding a shield. Any other experiments? No.

Come on, scientists. Get thinking. You haven't said a single experiment? Yeah, what's your experiment? No, because it's just like the Mike Tyson experiment's the only ones that matter. We can't spend like 10 episodes talking about Mike Tyson and Bears and not do that. That's the only experiment that matters. That would be a good one. Which Bear Bear Bear?

would win. Like two of each bear. What? Two polar bears? The polar duo. What versus the grizzly duo? Why is it two as well? Bear bear. Oh yeah.

Good boy. How can I be so fool-ish? Oh. Oh. All right, all right. Beyond beyond boys my boars are rich. She says Do you have to sing the whole alphabet in your head when you need to use it slash find a certain letter? Some friends were debating whether one should be able to know the placement of letters without singing I also found out that apparently if you're drunk

Excuse me you can be asked to recite it backwards thoughts? I'm sure that is a thing just for movies Because, okay, James, do the alphabet backwards right now. Z, Y, X, W. I don't... See, now he's going forwards. You have to do it. That's why it's a song. No, what I do when I need to is I do...

This is my mainly practical purpose at work because the stores where we get parts is A, B, C, D, E. So if I find... I just need to look at a thing and it's like, I know of those. But I do, I cut. So I cut the song into bits. So if I need T, I might go from like...

Yeah, I think that's normal. X. Yeah. Or if I need... Like, R and D, like, R and D, you know? If I need R, I'll start D or C or... Yeah, but if you're starting at D, you might as well start A. No, you can start E.

Abesed it on F-M-N-O-P-Q-I-T-U-V No, do you not use like words? Like, Tu-T-U-V, T-U-V. Then that's a word. And you can work around that. I guess I'd never really thought about it. I'd never really considered that. I only use it because of work.

It's like sometimes need to remember that. But in normal life situations, how often do you need to do any anything to do with the alphabet. If that's like, if that is, if the cops actually do do that, that's fucked. Because you're already you're going to be in a like heightened, scared state. Yeah. If they've like pulled you over something and they're like testing you. It should be like, do a handstand and...

I thought they do that thing where they try and get you to walk in straight line with your feet. That's what, that's the actual one. Yes. Yeah. What if you're dyspraxic? Yeah. That's a good out, actually. No, I'm dyspraxic, I swear.

Yeah Okay, where's your dyspaxit card? Yeah I'm actually going to check your medical records That's the thing now Like, because everything is Put into like a huge database I'm just undiagnosed

Okay On my on my like YouTube homepage at the moment I've got a lot of like Those cop Like Dash cam slash body Body camera footage of like drunk woman going crazy at the cops when she's pulled over like these things

some pretty good ones there was a guy that was like he'd totaled his car like absolutely destroyed it he was still sat in the front seat um it's like girlfriend and friend got out of the car and they showed up and the cop like goes goes to the vehicle and like out of the wreckage that's like just he's so drunk guy just like comes out of the front and he's just he's you know when you're like so drunk you actually have no idea what's like going on yeah but you think you're like being convincing or whatever he's doing one of these like to a copper like thinking he's like outsmarting him whatever yeah um yeah that's my my youtube goonhole at the moment a couple of those yeah that just makes makes you hate humanity because it's like try

while under the influence of alcohol can kill people. Whoever does it should never be allowed on the road ever again. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure in that video they check his record and he did it like a few months before as well. No, because if someone drink drives, they drink drive often. You don't just suddenly, oh, I'm going to drink drive once. You do it once you're doing it a second time. That fifth time you do it is going to kill a family. Twat. Fuck you.

Well, Ocean Fire 23 has this. In reference to, uh, we had a little child. chat about this weird like Amazon Lord of the Rings bullshits. Um, they say this. The Simmerillion was written after the Lord of the Rings to further flesh out the world. It's a very interesting book, but it does not read like a traditional novel. It's more like reading a giant mythology and it is so large that there are so many stories that his son, Christopher Tolkien, expanded into individual novels based on how immense

the body of work, J.R. Tolkien, had spent. spent on the universe through manuscripts. As a huge Tolkien fan, I'd love to see the novels and such be adapted into other media, but I really doubt that Amazon will do it justice or really pay much attention to the philosophy that Tolkien had so clearly detailed in his books. It's interesting to hear you guys complain about people not making anything new, and while I think that's absolutely true, I feel more strongly that it's a matter of studios not allowing artists to create media that speaks from their heart, or comes from their personal beliefs about the world. Because they're risk-averse and things,

true expressions, risky and scary. Yeah. So obviously they're not going to do it. That's why the video on slot is, the video game content on slot is next. They've milked every, like, movie and TV IP, like, to the max. Mm-hmm. But what hasn't been milked on the big screen?

Uncharted. Well, yeah, that's, unfortunately, that's where we're going. I'm just kind of hopeful the anime onslaught is actually dead, because they try cowboy bebop and, oh, that didn't offer. Like live action adaptations, you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Just a bad idea, isn't it?

Bad idea. It was good, though. Well, yeah, it was really good, but... Right, let's do a couple more here. Like this one. From Eric May Hey boys hope you're well Since music seems to be the medium least discussed by JAR Media

I thought it would be fun to make you guys talk about Popular Music for a few minutes These were the top 20 popular artists of 2021 in the US According to Billboard Can I just say that we've talked about music a fair amount I haven't It's because you don't like music Yeah music's boring

Briefly give your thoughts on each if you have any Let's start on number 20 and go up to one Yeah, okay After I do a little fart Mm-hmm Number 20, juice world Ugh Eh

Eh Number 19 Lil Nas X No generally I like Lil Nas X I respect him entirely I think he's sick I love what he's doing I think he's culturally important

Yeah No hugely I generally His music is fucking great He's got a bunch of bangers, yeah. I like everything about him. He should keep doing his shit, I love it. Yeah.

18, Polo G. No idea. I don't know who that is. 17. No idea. Lil Durk. No idea. No idea.

I feel like all of these, those three artists are all from the same genre. Uh, 16. Bad Bunny. Oh, no, Bad Bunny. It's, uh... I recognize the name, but I could... Yeah. I recognize the name, but I couldn't name a single song.

15. The Kid Leroy. Eh, don't know. The kid Leroy? Yeah. Well, I'm not that familiar with a bunch of these, so like I was kind of relying on you guys. The kid L-A-R-O-I. Learoy.

Learoy. 14, little baby. Little baby. Eh. 13 Billy Elish I like Billy Elish I generally

Her recent album was good I liked it I like the change from her early music I like Billy Irish If I'm a Billy I don't like music that floats above my eyes Do you know what I mean Well I actually quite like music

That floats above my eyes So I guess that's where we differ No that like No this is no hook That's different now Yeah yeah I haven't heard but like early stuff

that that's the stuff that you can't not hear because it was just everywhere like the bad guy and stuff and I don't I didn't like it so that's my yeah there's that really cringy Gears Award trailer that has that Billy Elish song in

yeah mistake but I love what Billy Olish stands for and I like I just like Billy Elish number 12 BTS I fucking love BTS yass

No comment 11 Dua Leaper She has one good song Yeah I I do like one song of hers I think it It's called like

Moonlight or something Yeah Starlight It's got a really catchy chorus Yeah She's if like If Billy If Dua Leaper comes on the radio

It's not like Ugh It's like Can I get done with this Okay Number 10 Pop Smoke literally who

yeah pass number nine Luke Combs or is it Combs I have no fucking clue who is this um

literally who number nine you know number eight at least Justin Bebe I haven't heard any of his recent stuff I just know his older stuff Yeah You played that one song

They're like One minute song or whatever Yeah he was doing like The Kanye Scoopty poop like type thing, like joking, like releasing meme songs, it seems like. Doesn't work as well when it's Justin Bieber. No, Kanye has like... Yeah, he doesn't have the humour.

He's got the law to be able to pull off Scootididdy poop. Well, I do feel sorry for, um, Bieber's got Lyme's disease. Yeah, true. By a tick. How do you get ticked? I don't know. I guess on one of his, uh, vineyards or something. Number seven, Doja Cat

I've not really listened to her music so I can't say Number six, Ariana Grande Now you love her right I think I've listened to her recent album She's quite boring to me I don't mind Ariana Grande Yeah, she's not really She's just like

Her voice irritates me Yeah, I would never listen to an album of hers. Number five, Morgan Wallen. Literally who? Number four, Taylor Swift. I've listened to a recent album. A recent album that wasn't a wee release. The remake, right?

Yeah. She's got the rights back to her music. I respect her for doing that. That's a fucking cool move. I just haven't listened to those albums, but I have listened to her latest proper release and yeah, so why? Just not my kind of music.

Yeah, not mine either. Number three, the weekend. I'm not a fan of the weekend. Yeah, his voice annoys me. And it's a shame. It's weird. I like him when he's featuring in other people's stuff, but it's like too much when it's just him.

I also have beep with him because it's like the last thing Darth Punk ever did It was a fucking weekend song. It just fucking tainted their legacy. Fuck. Pissed about it. That wasn't fortunate. They're, I'm making a new album anyway.

They're coming back together. Shut up. They're doing the soundtrack to the next Avengers, I heard. Yeah, the next Eternal. Number two, Olivia Rodrigo. I've not listened to her music. I just know, I know her. I haven't either.

I know the name, but like, I'm not what part of me is going to be like hmm I'm going to open up Spotify and you know what Olivia's today I'm going to whip out Olivia

Why not? Why not man? Because I've got You know Who's number one Drake Fucking knew it's going to be fucking Drake No Ed Sheeran I guess that's a British thing

Good no good No good no good Good Ed Shearin is better than Drake I take, if I was in Gruntamono Bay having music blasted at me I'd take Ed Sheeran at fucking 500 times the loudness as compared to Drake at one fucking percent

Yeah, listen to Drake's latest album It like reveals how just trashy is That's what revealed it Yeah Because the baby one was quite funny I'm too sexy You at least had some like Respectable features on it I guess

the very least does yeah but it's like memeable I would never listen to that album is memeable his latest album it's it's literally

got nothing of merit it's worthless I'm not sure I understand don't worry Siri every time I mention Drake your watch gets a bit upset I was actually I was thinking that maybe Drake wasn't on the list

and that all these people I was starting to hope yeah I wasn't there's like no it's Drake this next on is it about Drake why is he so popular is that really is I generally think that's it right nothing makes me feel more like out of touch

than like reading this list yeah because the majority I don't even know most of them yeah I don't think in any point of time ever though I would have known the top 20 yeah maybe

maybe the year blue was on there I could have but obviously the UK list is very different Yeah, the UK won't be different. Oh, is this America? Yeah, this was US. Otherwise, Ed Sheeran would be on there 100%. Yeah.

I'm surprised he's not on there. I just figured he was just one of those. No, I think America have more taste than Assyrian. Just not entirely because Trache's number one. He's probably number one here as well, to be honest. Do you want to get a list up of the UK ones? You know what? I will. Because culturally, we have a very different music.

culture to America I think a lot of those are like um like juice world sad boy rap I guess like suicide boys type shit so and I think a lot of those kind of fit into that genre or like um like little peep

kind of I don't know that genre it's a shame Joji wasn't on though I love to right so I've put up I should have put top music artists music artist 2021 UK top 20 music artists, 2021.

Okay, I'll use the Spotify playlist. Yeah, that would be the most. I don't know, I don't believe that. It's not in order though. Yeah, and it's not a list, it's just a playlist. Although these are, actually no, that doesn't make sense. There's not like any easy you to find one right now because I didn't know we're going to do this. this oh this guardian article might have compiled it well hey you better pay the

subscription guardian doesn't have a subscription oh yeah I found it okay although this might not be UK this might just be in the world cool yeah most played artist at ten yeah this must be UK pink pink yeah pink I did not know she really popular she still makes music this is 2021 but nine Taylor Swift eight Calvin Harris seven Justin Beaver sixth the weekend five cold play four little mix three to a leaper two David Getter and one Ed Sheeran David who David getter it's like um just a DJ same with Kavan House yeah this must be UK then if it's yeah that is super UK little mix yeah little mix I just have a bad taste little mix little mix Alex

JPR what is about little mix when you were in Canada someone asked you your favorite like artist was and you said little mix instead of little Sims yeah little Sims yeah what I was meant to say but it's a little mix I'll never live that one down Alex, biggest fan of Little Mixing Jha anyone that comes from like X Factor or Britain's got talent

or something just makes me feel a little bit sick it's why I can't like embrace Harry Stiles I can't believe Harry Styles isn't on there I'm not sure if you released maybe you did last I don't know but yeah I just like I just hate

reality TV Hate, hate, hate. Oh my God. No, there's a, there is like a chart of like if it's shit. If it has that X-Factor noise, you know what noise are. And the voice as well. No, because Love Island has the same X-Factor dramatic noise. And I was just like, I heard it.

I was just like, that is it shit? If it's got that, yes. Five beans, five rice. On the island tonight. Man, depressing. Yeah, yeah, quite, yeah. Nice. Sean Jenkins can finish us off here.

Okay, yeah. I just started listening to this podcast, and I've been really enjoying it, although it's kind of jarring. The first time I heard anything with Alex was back in 2013-ish, around the time the comment comeback videos were getting recommended a lot, considering how that was like right in the middle of super edgy right wing YouTube, I kind of expected the podcast was going to be like a

edgy right wing kind of thing. The first couple episodes I listened to confused the fuck out of me. I thought it was like an elaborate troll or something and all you would reveal you're secretly just owning the libs all along. I'm glad you all managed to keep from getting as radicalized as a lot of YouTubers from back then. It's such a weird time period looking back at it now. Are we not owning the lips though, bro?

well he's yeah this is actually the final episode and we're revealing that it's just yeah that's been the plan from the beginning yeah get in yeah get bamboozled I'm confused what the thing is I was never very politically aligned whatsoever when I was late 18 yeah during in 2013 I was I was I made an a an effort to, like, be as apolitical as possible. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like...

Obviously, cultural things leaking. We kept more... Yeah, but we cared more about, like, Halo and Marvel. Marvel. Only Marvel. And only Marvel. James's dad. Maybe a bit of D.C. sprinkling now and again.

Yeah, a bit D.C. We loved, um, like, Jessica Jones. yeah the one consistent daredevil Luke Cage the Punisher I let you be inside me I let James be inside me what would you do James if um you reveal to your ex lover that um you knew who murdered his dad or something

and then he said you let me be inside you you let me be inside you because that's how Jessica Jones must have felt when Luke Cage said that whatever you're feeling right now you let five different beans inside

You let five different beans inside That's it Episodes over I hate that Why do you hate that? We should never have brought up Jessica James Because it's ruined James' day We haven't watched it yet

I never watched season two Neither did because Jessica Jones' best friend died T-t-t-t-t-t-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha!