JAR Media Posdact - Here’s YOUR Jeale Meale, Beele - JARCast Episode 348

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:11 Housekeeping 11:08 Hybrids are BACK on the Scene 14:39 Back to Housekeeping 25:04 Jacksfilms vs SpidereredWolfff 30:52 Jim & James Have Beef with MrBeast 45:53 Mid Break 46:45 Questions: A Rare Serious Write-In 49:24 The FNAF Movie is Nearly Here 50:17 Worst Recurring Housekeeping Subject 51:34 XTC Superfan Writes in 52:44 Thoughts on Looksmaxxing 58:03 Ahsoka Alex Thoughts 1:01:37 Do Gen Z have a chance to fight back against Dopamine? 1:09:49 Bonus Moments

Everybody do the wily laugh. Wiley. What's your wily laugh, James? What wily? Whatever comes to you immediately. What's the difference between the H.Y35 and HX? They've got slightly smaller exhaust houses. Nothing, nothing comes to me to be fair.

This is my wily laugh. Ha ha ha ha. That counts. That counts. Well, James, seeing as you weren't here last week, why don't you take it away? You normally love the intro. You're addicted to the intro. I'm warming up.

I'm setting up the pace. I'm getting the rhythm going. Yeah? I'm getting the rhythm going. I'm getting the rhythm going. Getting the rhythm going. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all nighties and gentlemen and welcome to JAR Media. Podcast number 378.

48 almost there you're the number guy I thought you're the number guy did the number I remember the 48 but it's not the 300 no you remembered the 300 and the 8 I remember the Spani and the Army

Welcome to the show with your podcast We're here today I'm back I thought we're here tomorrow Tomorrow, tomorrow? Yeah, you're right. We'll be dead tomorrow tomorrow. I'm back.

I was, um... What did I have, um... An infection? Infection. Infection. Do you have dysentery? Basically, yeah. I was, um...

Ill. The first... I think maybe the first cast I've missed you to genuine illness. I thought you don't get ill I don't For every man is No Every man is a weak day

I just had a bit of a sore throat So I couldn't come on Hey Some days are like that You don't pick and choose You just get the hand you're given Fortnite Times create weak men Do you agree with that statement

No I think Fortnite creates good men and if you consider what was happening 10 years ago that's all curated weak man one author too Fortnite is the peak that's when we're getting back into it well before we get too deep into the show

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you've like reprogram my brain patron sounds wrong now it's pronounced patron patron patron patron patron patron patron oh my god but if you are a debauteer or above over there you get your names read out in the first or second week of each month we've already done that this month in the James list previous episode yeah I won away and you also make the audio versions of the show possible so big thanks to those ratings on Spotify and iTunes as well they help us in the algorithms get found on your pod beans, on your Spotify's, on your... SoundCloud.

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Go to your Samson... Go to your Samson school. What's scrampers? Yeah. You know what it's sharp. You know what Squammy on me. No, squann. Scraniomy. Go to your Sampson fridge, okay?

And watch Jarmedia on your Sampson fridge. And send us an image. On your dishwasher too. A sammy on your dishwasher. Yeah, on your dishwasher on your little screen. On your driver. Yeah. We want to see Jarmidia on everything.

Yeah. Just slap a sticker on. No, no, no, no, no. You want actual jar footage on everything. Man, I had one of those, like, uh, moments where you really realize that you're not a, uh, fun-loving child anymore, right? It was when I was excited from buying a clothes dryer. Nah, what, wait, they are exciting. They are.

But I do think, how are you not fun-loving as an adult? What, how is that gone? Um, because. Because, you know, I should be getting excited at, um... The new Star Wars show at... Asoca. I should be getting hyped about Asoka. Meanwhile, I'm more anticipated for my clothes dryer.

I would say, I think, things like clothes dryers and, like, mattresses and bedding, as a kid, thinking back, why they were always that exciting. you just appreciate it I've never I never we didn't grow up with a clothes dryer and I haven't had one ever but now I do and it's it's changed things for me

it's freed up at least 15 minutes of hanging up clothes yeah it doesn't even do that really because like the process of putting it in and taking it out like kind of adds up then you take it out and it's all warm yeah have you ever

put something straight on from the tumble dry oh heavenly yeah that orgasmic still fresh still warm yeah especially on a cold day it's like oh yeah like i needed this but i wouldn't have made it without this it's the tiny things just like those comments left in the housekeeping section we round off the conversations from the previous episode and uh yeah there are a few about james's absence like this one from Soits Parki who said James gooned too close to the sun Poor lad

I had a sore throat This was actually my favourite comment Really? Why? I always find When there's one less of us on the show And as I never miss episodes Because like You know

Most dedicated He's not He's not He's not He's not Most um fortitude I feel like there's there's a slight added pressure

when one less person is there you know for the for the two people on there they've got to do like themselves and a half it's like going to work and your colleagues are all off sick and you have to carry their workload yeah it's kind of like that absolutely 100% and one less

like a person to have abuse thrown at them you know Yeah, and you can't, like, deflect blame, like, if someone leaves a mic unplugged or something, it's like, I've got two people, but I mean, like, it's just theoretically, if there is a problem somewhere, I've got two people I can deflect blame onto, if it's one-on-one, you know? You can't keep pulling that same or trick out again, you can't deflect directly onto the one other person that's there, you know, there's no good way there. No, but if you know it was you You can That's called like gaslighting and lying Speaking of gaslighting and lying

Bevloy 717 said No James, no watch Sorry lads I watched it all twice Oh This one fits in nicely with a Rose Vivo swag who says jar boys spaniomi isn't as crazy as you think

maybe yours is even more creative but in my house it's called a spumlet or more commonly a spommy ommy a spommy what is wrong with spommy omi or spani omi for that matter spani omi is better than spommy omi well spom is too goes to vom yeah that doesn't work i'm afraid yeah i don't think om works that's like a meditation thing um

that's how I send myself to sleep every night really yeah just um really you meditate no nice I think about escaping into the woods do you make a little cabin no becoming like a woodman you know like just a man who lives in the woods you know like the wolf guy in red dead

oh you're talking like naked man scaring people at night type of Yeah Okay Like Whatever floats your boat I guess

What's that movie Um Oh The hills of eyes Oh Okay You know I kind of resonate

With that lifestyle If I If I go If I ever get a cabin You connect with that Mutant lifestyle Yeah I guess I do kind of

I feel mutated. I feel like a mutant. Yeah. See, you're seeing it now. That's what you're loving. The funniest things are the things closest to the truth. Yeah. I love mutants and I love hybrids. I've got to be real. I'm a big fan of hybrids, yeah.

My favorite hybrids are cowgirls. Do you prefer mutin or hybrids? Cow girls don't. Are they a hybrid? Cowgirls? I suppose you could be both. Cow girls are just humans Yeah

I thought they were humans with like cow features I don't think so I mean I can't even This is like the thing Cowgirl is like a cowboy No I thought that was a cow woman

I'd say a cow A cow woman would be a part cow Part human No that's a cow girl A hybrid then No a cow man You don't think of like a gunslinger riding horses, you think of a man that's parked out with horns and that.

Black and blue skin, black and white skin. So mutants are hybrids? Um, hybrids. Um, yeah, hybrids. Ligas. It definitely sounds more epic, doesn't it? Yeah. And like, like the, the lion with the wings or whatever.

Did I, I definitely was looking, I was looking at something the day. What cow goes? Brits. Not cowgirls, that's your thing. It's not. It's not. I was looking up hybrids. I don't think I did do this on the coast.

And I found some, like, new ones. Oh. Obviously at the top is Laiga. Followed by Tygon. There was there a discovery recently where they just discovered a dog in Brazil that was like a dog that was a fox. It was like a fox dog. Yeah, there's some craziness going on. Yeah.

And it was like quite cute. It was cute. I'm going to give you some... I'm going to give you some hybrids and you've got to try and guess what the... the two animals that make them up are, right? Yeah. A karma. A karma?

C-A-M-A. Oh. Camma. Cammer. A camel? Yeah. And... A llama. Oh.

Oh, of course. What does it look like? You got shirt's picks. It just kind of looks like a llama. Lama. Wolpin Vulcan Wolfin sorry A wolf and

A wolf and a dolphin A wolf and a dolphin A whale and a dolphin A false killer whale male And a female bottle nose dolphin How creepy is that That is freaky A beefalo

A buffalo A buffalo and a beaver And a cow Beaver James got it right It's a buffalo and a cow Oh This one's this one's this really called Sheep Go hybrid

He didn't even try to give it Yeah It doesn't deserve it Coy wolf A coyote And a co-o-e And a wolf Yeah coyote and a wolf

Animals Just fuck Yeah How do these things happen They, intrusive thoughts They're just like, oh, see that Yeah Let's do two more

D-ZO D-Z-O D-Z-O Maybe just Z-O A dea-sone No idea It's a cow And a wild yak

I mean Yaks are just cows Yeah, there's no really fucked up ones like a snake and a dog. There's no real fuck up one. And the last one. Toyga.

Toyer. A toy tornado. Toy go. T-O-Y-G-E-R. A tortoise. And a turtle. I don't know. It's a Bengal cat and a tabby cat.

They're both just cats. The Toyga hybrid cat. No, you want something crazy. You want a crazy hybrid. They're like a hawk in a line. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking like mammal and bird.

In that part of Google where it's recommending like human z. A chimpanzee human. Get out of here. It's like that YouTube video that always go around. The dog human hybrid. Oh, fuck. Do you remember that? No.

You don't? I don't. Those things were talking about animals and stuff, there was a comment left about bugs. And I suppose we can stretch our arm out to James and get his opinion on this because he wasn't here. But Profile Feather says, I've got to say, I'm glad you two added wasps to the list of worst bugs. As someone who was allergic to their sting and bee and hornet stings, those bastards can F off.

This year, I would have had a bad sleep schedule come and go. And in the summer, I had made the mistake of leaving my window open to live. like cool air into my boiling bedroom on multiple nights a boss or two would fly in and then up to my ceiling lampshade making it hard to capture or kill because of the circular shape i had to wear sunglasses as well to not blind myself from the light being on it wouldn't happen every night but maybe once a week or two throughout the entire summer the worst one was that the last one when six of the twats were shattered in at the same time couldn't even chance getting one out of the The lamp shut sticking my hand into a tiny wasp nest.

So I just went downstairs for an hour. When I went up the stairs again, there were like three of them there. Fortunately, on the outside of my bed is on the inside. So whilst difficult of not getting stung and being in a lot of pain, I managed to do it. I went to pee before going to bed and there was a wasp in the bathroom. Turns out, this guy's written like five, I can't do this wasp thing anymore. He was passionate about wasp. Yeah, he's got this whole, like, he's written like a short story about his wasper.

I would say, this sounds sussy. if you're getting that many wasps there's probably there might be a nest hidden what i will say if you're getting that many wasp put like a bug net or wasp you know like a insect net by you gotta you gotta fight back you can use your brain they still work they have over them they have brains this changes everything i insect brains are crazy insect brains like are their whole body that just that makes me uncomfortable to learn that Yeah, man. What? I don't like that.

Insects of their whole party. But the question was, what are the five best insects and what are the five worst? I want to know yours, what you would say. Alex put worms on the best. That's not an insect. We need a James. You would have cleared it up in a minute. He listened to the last episode.

I didn't. I didn't remember this. I got 20 minutes in and then you insulted me as I stopped watching. Okay. Dragonflies. They're cute. They're cool. Butterflies, I guess, they're kind of cool.

I guess. You don't have to downplay it. You can just say they're cool. Name me more insects. Maggates. Well, they're going to be one of the worst. I want to be sick every time I see them. So that's on your best.

Yeah. Huh? Caterpillars. They're cool. Can you name three bugs? I'm bugged out. Ants. I've got no beef with ants.

I've got no beef with ants. I've got no beef with them. I've got a beef one. Mosquitoes. Okay, I've got a mosquito story for the last few weeks, actually. Went to bed and I saw two of them on my wall. Did nothing.

They didn't bite me in sleep and they're still there. What about daddy long legs? they're fucking weird so on your favourite then surely they're they got eight legs don't they they don't bother me though about hornets

no some of the big hornets are bit like like yeah like you know there's Japanese killer hornets but oh fine yeah scary

bees I don't have beef with bees I don't have beef with wasps no one should have beef with bees I don't have beef of any of them because they all leave me alone I've never been stung by a wasp I don't get bitten by mosquitoes

I have blood that they don't want yeah you're lucky so I generally don't have beef and that's just like a lucky thing that I was just born the way I am that I just don't get bug bites you've never been bitten no do you know

like there's been one time when I was bitten by B and that was like bitten and fucking stung by B no it's because I purposely stabbed myself with his stinger but as a kid

what do you mean it was just like I was young you know and that's the only time I've been stung I've never actually been like none of you regret it no liar they hurt

I remember I've only ever been stung by like anything once like a bee wasp hornet and it was a B and its thing it was stuck in me so we got like

the credit card and like swiped it out or whatever and I was we were living in Jersey so I would have been like three four and I remember my mum saying

you know when when they sting you they die because they like they pulled their whole stomach out and I was like good I remember saying good it's like a cool memory

I've got brain power Going to that memory Just wasted You got one on that bee You got one up on that bee But you got one on you Yeah I'm guilty there

I love these day Yeah I did he go to his grave Like why did he sting me I was probably being a three year old asshole Yeah I was stinging yourself with it Maybe

Yeah you would have killed that bee then I was an asshole I was a kid Yeah, but yeah, I'm okay of insects, even spiders, a lot of the, like, yeah, sure, the big ones are a bit like... They're not insects. I don't fucking know what insect is anymore. No one does, apart from that one jarling that was... They got six legs.

Yeah, I just like, if things are alive, I'm cool. No, insects. Oh, right. What about praying mantis? No, they're freaky because they all have that power sight in them. That is actually, like, ho-ha. Yeah, that is freaky, actually. They all have it.

Like, I'm not going near Pyramantus and it's got this spider fucking... It's got like venom inside it. Yeah, it literally has venom inside it. Really freaky.

Um... I just had a thought. If insects have six legs, what's a centipede? Oh, God. Human. Yeah? Human.

Human. Um... But yeah, I think they're one of the worst living things ever. Centipedes, like the big chunky centipedes. Like the one in King Kong. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Scary.

But you're fine when millipedes, I hope. Millipedes are fine, I guess. They're like skinny sort of... They're not threatening. The centipedes. Big centipede. Yeah. Really scary.

Really freaky things. It's totally alien. Earwigs are gross. Yeah. Do they actually go in your ear? No. I don't know where that name comes from. They're ugly. They aren't really ugly.

I hate them. They got like two spikes on their asses? Yeah, they're used to... Pegging protection. To claw what? Like, why is it there? Why's it on the back of them? They must have, like, pull it over themselves, like a scorpion again.

Scorpions like insects? No, they're not too big. No, they got eight legs. They're arachnids like spiders. Fuck, I don't know what any of these things are. I remember, um, there was this one, like, kid in primary school who was, he must have been a little bit. Autistic? No, not autistic.

Like, disturbed is a better word, because, like, he, he'd capture spiders and pull all their legs off. Oh. Yeah. He's probably killed a few puppies. That's what the guy does in, um, is it Chronicle? That's right. Yeah. He gets, like, magic powers.

Then he's like, p. On all the spiders Putting bugs apart Yeah That's messed up That's um Well yeah That's the start of like a sadist thing

That leads to killing animals Or killing people That's where it starts Yeah That's like I mean imagine Imagine like Being like

Being the subject of like a psycho Alien You know what I mean Like this being is just like I'm bored I'm a psycho alien I'm gonna pull this thing's legs off and then we got like run around on our hands

you know that would be horrible alien probe yeah they can prove me anytime why is that where the story's settled what why is that why didn't have to be a probe up the earth

I think I think it is just people are just insecure about their sexuality do you think that's where it comes from yeah why where else did it come from besides in the bum bum

alien in the bum bum yeah they're not going to like what they find up there they got game entry first fuck me we all know if there are aliens

well they are but if they ever come for us they just put they put us on the goon machines they've run milk us they wouldn't yeah

they wouldn't probe us They just milk. They'd see us like we see cows. Yeah. They're a resource to farm. You'd have all these dudes running out, like trying to get impacted. All the Arsenal fans. They just go straight for the Arsenal Stadium.

yeah man so it's cool to uh to docks people on youtube now yeah i know i've done it aged constantly i've been doing it for years uh week week 1998 left this topic for us talk about any of you boys following the jack's film slash sniper wolf thing that's happening right now any thoughts so for those who don't know I guess Jack's films

made a parody YouTube channel of the awful YouTuber sniper wolf who just does a lot of those like trying to not

laugh challenge videos type thing just reacting to stuff you know ex QC style I guess she didn't like this parody channel

so then like doxt his house on Instagram on Instagram live on Instagram Yeah, story or live? I don't know.

I don't really use Instagram, but yeah, I guess you just kind of got away with it and no one cared. Which is cool. Loads of YouTubers are really kind of rightfully paranoid about this kind of thing. So for someone else in the space

to do it just because they felt I don't know, like they could one-up this parody channel thing. Just crazy. It's pretty pathetic, really. It's like the lowest blow. And I feel, yeah, I don't know why she's, like, so protected, I guess, in the space. She wants to know the right people, or YouTubers don't care.

Or blow the right people. But, no, I think it is a case of a very popular woman personality on the, on their service. So they don't want to punish her. It is, like, a privileged thing. Because if you... I mean... Should Instagram be the one punishing her? I'm pretty sure it does break

terms of service to do that. Yes. Even if it's on a different platform. Okay. Yeah. Why, as it should. Yeah. And it took like...

She's only just apologized now. And it happened like a week ago. Hmm. I guess she was getting fed up of the head. hatred going her way instead of just immediately being like oh i can see how uh how big this is getting like tweets with 200 000 likes like hey why youtube why you're not doing anything about this um yeah because you hear like weird horror stories some people like a really they go out of line

just be showing up at people's houses they're doing creepy stuff yeah i've heard um from like multiple people i used to watch people would have like multiple dudes turning up and just being like hey I'm here yeah I'm here to stay sort of thing

yeah want to hang yeah no it's not good it's not good it's already such a I don't know it already feels kind of lawless and rule less

and wait it's just to see it's so flagrantly abused is it's just unfortunate to see i'm glad people uh rallied around jack so shame on her how's he responded to all this he's just tried to get youtube to like respond in some way but obviously they really haven't and they've done their typical yeah yeah they'll probably just ignore it wait the two weeks until I guess the next drama rolls around and they can yeah it's probably easier for them to just not address it why don't they just use their algorithm to pump some like mega controversial video to the front

so that someone else starts getting shit on and then they can create leafy part two yeah bring him back yes he's been on he's been on instagram the whole time he does his voiceovers for those one and videos there is that guy it sounds just like I swear it is it's not him man

it really sounds like him yeah it really sounds similar to him yeah no but someone made fun of how he looks um and he deleted his Instagram who leafy? Yeah

yeah he looks like a fucking clown I can fucking say that because he's also terrible fucking conspiracy so he can fucking suck it you fucking dick there's this incredibly gringy video of him watching

because he was like a Rumble streamer for a bit I saw him tweet out his like streaming link or whatever and I'm like, I'm gonna see what's on this I click it, it goes to Rumble and he's watching like one of those like 9-11 conspiracy videos he's like pausing at like wait a minute, is this true?

I'm like seeing what this gun is there so yeah clown Yeah, I think James' assessment might be right on this one. Ain't got no respect for them, bell-ends, man. You've shown his bell-end on this very cast? You have. I've been shown my own.

Quite disappointing. I think that's probably for the best. No, go on. Oh, that was it. Things are already talking about this shit before we go to mid-break. did you see it's a few weeks ago now but like japset it's a guy right is this bell and out well some people thought so

he was like interviewed on a lie detector and asked about like oh yeah think mr beast is ruining YouTube he was like yes he is what did the lie detector say well that's why he said it because he knew the lie detector would buzz him it didn't buzz him when he spat that out wow

holy shit jack septickeye out here starting wars let's go I completely agree with him what we said was completely I'm on jack septico's sewed in this wall have you watched a mr. beast video

no well tell me I've never seen one I'm gonna be real I get I just look at the thumbnails and I'm like this is crazy just like such a

there's something almost dystopian about it yeah yeah it's hard to put into words he he's done stuff that's like okay I took this guy and for every day he stays in this warehouse locked by himself with no lights he he gets paid like

a thousand dollars and he just never came out like the guy just stayed in there and it kind of becomes a thing where like you're you're sort of abusing people's desire for wealth

and making them torture themselves for it there's one of the documentaries I saw at Tiff was about that kind of concept like a weird Japanese game show where he had to like survive off what you could win in magazines

and he did it for like over a year like eating dog food and stuff that we wanted magazines wow but yeah I think I think Mr. Beast content leads directly to real life

squid game I thought he's already done that you do yeah you did do the no but like with actual dead people you know oh right yeah because the guy has islands and shit that he does the stuff on it's like go live on

this island by yourself for eight months I'll give you 10 grand Like, see, you've got Epstein's Island on discount. You need to give YouTube videos with it now. Oh, man. Yeah, he's crazy. Yeah. I don't fault him in particular.

It's just like... He's like, yeah. He's like perfectly optimized his content. Yeah. Each video gets like 200 million views. Yeah, he's obsessed with like that... No, he's like solved the puzzle of the algorithm. Yeah, like this is what people want to see, so I'll make it.

Like every word that's spoken has, like, text going like and all this yeah yeah I don't know I think it's an old man be else at cloud type of moment

anything I'm sure all of our cousins are like hyped on Mr. Beast probably yeah I mean he does a lot of like charity I guess mm-hmm

when you're earning that much money you can see again would you like that the other first thing you saw was Mr. Beast smiling at you with his contrast there's something

really like patronising about it yeah you know and it's like yeah have you seen the amount of videos that's like

some dude being filmed walking up to a homeless guy and being like you know what I love you man his so much like he has ten thousand dollars

his loads of food and like 30 round what makes me think of the like social expense that were really popular in like 2012 remember yeah sam pepper and all this one yeah yeah but pretend to execute my friends yeah but that at least that was wild and like it was it was they were exposing themselves for how shitty they were whereas the opposite is is the case now where

people are like pretending to be really good people where it's like no you're just doing this to get to make more money Mr. Beast is going to lead in the like cyberpunk future where he's going to be an empire so big he's going to have like an Avengers tower and like all this technology he's going to have shit crazier than that

because he's buying up like neighborhoods and stuff for like his army he's going to be like this whole private Mr Beast militia if he's got islands and whatnot I'd do it at this point there's no point

if you're in that position you have to buy every single thing If it exists, you have to own it. Make Arisaka. That's what I'd do if I'd do if I'd wealth. Because I saw what the thumbnail was for one of his latest was like, one person from every country fights. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, loads of controversy because of it. Controversy because he didn't actually get someone from every country. No, because he fit the flags in the one place. He refused to believe that Taiwan was a real country. Oh, that old chestnut. Yeah, and the same with... Yeah, so that was like a bunch of controversy Controversy

Man No, get rid of Miss Beast Beast. But who would replace him? We kind of need him. I'm confused going back to the original thing That started this conversation Was he lying or not? No, he wasn't lying.

That's why he said it otherwise Why would he start the beef otherwise? Well, why was he asked the question? because I guess whoever was writing the questions and knew that it'd get a flagrant response but Jack, Jack Septickeye just kind of was the G

and just said that what he felt and everyone was like Well Do you think it's a little bit rich though Yeah but that's not I'm not comparing those two Yeah but like what it's like Minecraft Let's plays

Yeah but Jack Septickeye's just He is him So he's Mr Beast? No Mr Beast isn't a corporation Beast Industries Do you mean in terms of like Mr. Beast has... It's like calling the kettle black a little bit

No, I disagree. Yeah, I disagree as well. How? Do you actually? Mr. Beast is a fucking conglomerate of YouTube. Mr. Beast is... So is a giant septa guy.

No. I mean, in terms of like... He's like a mega... He's probably many tens of millions of dollars with us. Yeah, he'll be rich as hell, but like... I don't know, the Mr. Beast constantly one-uping the, the, using people, like, in public, I don't know, it feels... Like, so you think he's, like, doing harm by going out to people being, like, I'll pay you 100 gram right now if you go to France or get me a bagel. But this, this is what I mean. Like, it started this trend amongst people where they're, like, approaching strangers and trying to, like, be nice to them.

it's like well you just be nice and don't film it no but there might be a chance you it's like turning life into the lottery yeah oh Mr Beast might give me yeah you might just turn up the next day

yeah but is that not fucked up then you can suddenly just get a man that's so wealthy that he just turns up and is like oh have some money so I can make money oh fuck off damn I didn't realize you guys were so passionate I don't like Mr Beast

I'm not I'm not passionate, I just don't like him, I don't like his content, and I don't think it's fair to compare him to Jack Septic Eye. Really? I didn't realize you're such as Septic Eye. He's just a content creator. He just makes a video. So is Mr. Beast? No, he's a conglomerate. He's mint-max in the YouTube, no, no, but they're not the same. They're not the same, and you know they're not the same.

I just, I have a... Stop trying to play devil's advocate, you know they're not the same. I have more of a... I feel like gatekeeping content at a certain point, it's just like, no, let's say, really, what,

like, the let's player calling the, is the, yeah, but like YouTube was let's plays. Yep. Now, now YouTube is reactors and

approaching homeless people and giving them food, and filming it to make people, to get engagement. Like, it's engagement boat. Yeah. There's, I think where it's moral is weird, where it sits morally. Yeah, because it's self-serving. Yeah, it's like, look how great I am by doing this.

It's like, yeah, what you're doing is great for these people. But why are you doing it? You know? His thumbnails are gradually getting scarier. Lamborghini versus world's largest shredder. that was one month ago but doesn't that make you kind of sick

you know he's taking like cars and stuff that are worth like what people make their entire lives and then just like grinding it yeah you know I think that yeah

it's it's kind of gross you know as opposed to the guy just amassing a ridiculous amount of wealth playing Annesia the Dark Descent. You know, like, this one's pretty funny. I paid a real assassin to try to kill me. Yeah, but he didn't succeed.

Otherwise, we wouldn't have his stupid channel anymore. 100 kids versus 100 adults for half a million dollars. I hunted 100 people. Yeah. No, I hate. his thumbnails. No, Beau, look at his thumbnails. His thumbnails are very scary. I built

Willie Monkers' chocolate factory. But I feel like all of his content can so easily be AI generated. It probably is. But that's the thing. If your content can be AI generated, you're not a content creator.

You're just a porn in the machine. You're a cog. You're just a quibble to the cop. You're just a little corpo rab fucking running along. fucking gunkass do you say gunkass gongass what's that

gongk what's that like a gonged from star wars huh what more people need to be doing is starting podcast that's what I agree with

the mr beast podcast he already got one I have another one On the last episode, he skinned a child alive for 500. Can I kill your firstborn for 90 grand? Make it a million and yes. I would, yeah, I'd sacrifice a kid for a million. It doesn't have to be mine, just a kid.

Wow. There's a kid out there who's pulling legs off of spiders for fun. Sacrifice him. You're like jigsaw over here. He's funny. I was trying to find this, it was a movie or so a long time ago where the premise was like this ridiculously loaded, like, billionaire type. He has a room full of people who, like, need cash, or, like, working class.

And it's like the escalation of him asking to do things for money and, like, where each individual draws the line. You mean, would you rather with Sasha Gray? No. that's a similar premise it's like a horror that was a thing yeah it's like a torture movie whereas would you rather but they're all doing it for money but yeah I think I think there is validity in that concept yeah you know absolute power because I feel like we've asked that before is like it's this it's kind of the the Saudi Prince

conundrum yeah yeah would you spray urine or even feces I'm still waiting he's not contact that Saudi Prince to hit you up yes there must be someone

or bumble brander yeah yeah but how do I go about trying to receive those services you gotta pay for the best like addition with a wide radius

so you can set it to Saudi Arabia and be like but I think no and that I can't Grindr in Saudi Arabia The princes are allowed There's different rules for them But I haven't to be flying over there with that

There would be in the airport waiting for me You have to find one rich enough to fly To here to London Or maybe pick you up on their yacht and then can go to uncharted water I'm still searching You'll know when it happens I got hunted by a real bounty hunter. Press this button to win $100,000.

Steal this $1,000, $100,000 diamond, you keep it. I filled my brother's house with slime and brought him a new one. Yeah, that is just rampant consumerism. I hate it. Yeah. Would you rather have a Lamborghini or this house? There's a certain theme going on here. Yeah, exorbitant wealth. I adopted every dog in a dog shelter.

And then he probably brutally killed them. He killed them all put down. Yeah, there's the follow-up video. On his, fuck it, on the dark web. I put down every dog. If you were... If every dog was the smile. Every dog was the smiler.

What would you do to them? I just, you know, I'll give them love. I ain't got no bea for a smiler. You give them life. Smile back. Well, you see after these messages. Bye bear bear, buy bear bear, buy bear bear bear. I do declare buy bear bear bear bear.

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Things you might not expect I like to do things a little bit differently Here on the second half of the Jarmedia Posdact Isn't that right, Jim? Sometimes Isn't that right, Jeal? Hey, man. If you want to leave your own questions for future episodes, head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit, just like Lego Loppy 1-2-3-4-5 did, who has a serious one for us.

I had to read this one. Hello, J-R funnies. I'm the kid who wrote in a few years ago about my experience, having and recovering from a brain surgery. The 23rd of October, probably when this cast will be released, will mark the five-year anniversary of my original surgery. Things are a bit shaky on the horizon because my tumor. is now growing back in multiple spots and I'm also managing epilepsy and a kidney disease

there is still never going to be like they used to be but my day-to-day quality of life has improved drastically from the last time I wrote in just for reference my surgery was in 2018 another time I was 16 years old and a junior in high school

now I'm 21 years old and taking college classes despite my daily struggles I'm working to have success in school and working to form new friendships I want to remind anyone out there who's struggling that life sometimes really sucks but things do get better even if it takes years

the cast is still a big part of my life and never fails to cheer me up when I'm down I can't thank you guys enough also when I was in hospital once after having a seizure and needed to throw up but couldn't talk I used Alex's strategy of dragging my finger up my neck and flicking it out to signal I needed

to vomit and it worked special thanks to Alex for that one thank you and stay normal Casey Wow. I mean, that's one of those grounding ones. Yeah, yeah. I never thought that would end up being a tale that, um,

help someone out there. Yeah, I, yeah, I think it's quite a good, uh, like, nonverbal way of communicating. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's a, that's a powerful story.

I think it's, it's, it's really easy. to get caught up in uh how like like self pity in in your struggles yeah i get that and then and then you sort of hear pretty optimistic an optimistic viewpoint from somewhere much harder than yours yeah yeah it's one of those eye-opening things because like pain is always like relative I guess but you hear something like that and you're like man

yeah definitely could be a lot more challenging especially when it comes to like your health and stuff like that yeah you're a tough motherfucker yeah hell yeah not that Sam Smith says

are we going to get an as they say video on the FNAF movie when it comes out next week I'm sure James will have a lot to say about what changed from his original vision my stolen vision I hope so I do I'm ready to I'm ready to fnaff all day long yeah I mean I'm hyped for it

I hope I hope there's enough to talk about because the the things I've heard lately is that I mean I yeah if I had to guess I don't think it's going to be very good but it might be funny. Yeah. That's what I've got my fingers crossed for.

It's probably going to provide good, like, meme content, I'd imagine. Yeah. If we can salvage anything from this. Yeah, let's hope so. Deviated Left Nuts says, question mainly for house, but the other buildings can and must respond to. What has been your most hated recurring subject

brought up in housekeeping? Personally, the era where we kept responding to the full of 70s. six defenders was quite absurd after a while. Mug Latin replied to that saying definitely ripped versus shredded. Who gives a fucking shit? Yeah, I'm with him on that one. Yeah, no, there's the other one.

Hybrid versus. No, there's been one that was on the level of ripped versus shredded that we just constantly kept talking about it. You fighting eagles? been some extremely pedantic ones yeah there's too many to list but what about a subject that I guess it's Marvel

for you yeah but we don't talk about Marvel we haven't for that in the time like honestly neon genesis Evangelion I fucking hate it I fucking hate it I don't know what I keep saying you're the one that always brings it up yeah that's my most hated segment and I have the choice I have the

option to not mention it and I'm going to do that Just been born a has been for us. Hi lads, long-time listener, first-time commenter here. Makes me really happy to hear XTC mentioned. They're my favorite band, and I think you'd really like them as a Beatles-slash-talkingheads fan. They're massively underrated and hugely influential with a diverse and IMO, near-perfect discography. I visited Swindon a few times now for XTC fan events slash tributes,

and I'm part of the committee running the next. XTC fan convention which is happening at Swindon's Mecca venue in 2025 So to any XTC fan jarlings I'm hopefully not the only one Get hyped

Oh Why of all places did you pick Swindor That's where they're from Yeah that's what we're talking about last week Was this I didn't want it There was this thread I found on On Reddit of a

Swindon Knights or whatever they called themselves trying to decide what the best thing about Swindonians and they settled the best thing to come out Swindon

is the band XTC Oilholic says Hey Sticky little slimmers I have a query for all of you What are your thoughts on the self-improvement

Looks Max community Do you think that they go too far with stuff like mewing leg extension surgery and hair transplants Self-improvement You never need to improve your body.

You need to improve yourself. You need to improve your career. You need to improve your mentality. You need to improve your kindness. You need to improve your legs. Yeah. With surgery. Self-improvement is masturbation.

Uh-huh. Self-improvement is mewing. Um, no, I think, I think there's positivity to be had from, improving the self from mewing especially from mewing if that means catching mew and i think yeah self-improvement is fine but i can't help it feel like there's certain things that are lacking if you feel like you've got to fly to another country to get your legs extended in a dangerous surgery no well what i was going to say is like accept the things you can't change and improve the ones you can't change the things you can't accept but that's that's part of

that's part of the that's self-defeating philosophy though isn't it well that's that's part of the problem because as as like technology gets better and like that's mewing technology is nearly it's right there and yeah like extension like this sort of thing and when when gene altering stuff enters the mix If it's like True cyberpunk And you can just be like

It doesn't matter You can change anything Whatever day you want If you have the fun Is it to the degree Where like you could be morbidly obese for a week And then like

Have a six pack the next week Yeah We're all gonna be chromed out Yeah We're gonna be combed out gongs Yeah Can it get a flat mode For the eddies

You know It doesn't matter It's all down hill from here I know so little about cyberpong, but I've seen Eddie stuff everywhere. I'm fucking gooned on that fun. I'm goodden on the genre, though. I'm still not sure how I feel about some of the slang. Well, gongk, preem.

So, yeah, it's quite like a sci-fi trope to, like, bring in your words for things to try and make it sound like its own universe, and it can be, like, corny. And it's not, no, cypunk is it, man. I quite like it in cyberpunk, I'll be honest. Corpo makes sense. If it fits the tone, I guess. I don't know. No, gong is amazing

Preem makes so much sense Like premium Yeah, premium So they're just copy of me It's another one of my things just stolen That shit started in like the 80s Yeah, I think it works But yeah

It's like a mass effect They call things vids Stuff like that Well look at the thing Look what we call stuff in our in our current world that's also cringe goon caves yeah we the thing is reality is is is just as cringy as anything if not cringier yeah strange than fiction stranger than gooning stranger than gooning stranger than mewing but yeah i it's a it's a tricky thing because i

With surgery stuff. I only see it as a downhill. I'd say surgery. Try and just limit surgery to like stuff you need. You know? Yeah. A big fat fucking dick. Yeah.

Not a good idea. If you don't need it, then surgery probably isn't the right answer. Yeah. I think, I think working on like physically, physical stuff is always, always good for you and that's gonna have like a positive effect on how you see yourself but that's not gonna make my tiddies grow no there's different ways to you're a man so it is what do you mean by that work out and get big fat tits yeah how do you think I got fucking monster tits really yeah can I just eat no

that's that's that's the biggest difference between men and women right hmm Men can make their tits pick up. Men, yeah. Biological men can... Don't your boobies grow if you, like, just eat more. No, they're like... No, no. They're, like, sacks of fat.

Those, those are boobs. They're not tits. Oh, no. Don't like that. Which, surely isn't the way to get bigger boobs to just get pregnant? Hmm. I guess I never thought about that before, huh? While talking about big swollen tits,

Alex Cuomo says, Thoughts on Asoka and it being labelled The Best Star Wars Show Ever by some people. I haven't watched it because it looks kind of lame, but I'd like to hear what you guys think. I've seen the clip, the zombie cliff, and it looks just awful. Zombie Stormtroopers?

Yeah. That's spoilers, man. Well, sorry. That's spoilers. And then one of the zombies is dark. Bath Mall. What? No, I'm joking.

But part of you thought it was real. Part of you thought it was going to happen. I kind of want to watch the show to see if it does happen. The main thing I want to say is that, like, I'm still waiting to understand this weird obsession with this character. What, Asoka? Osoka, yeah. Like, part of it for me was like, it was already a little bit of,

stupid that she was established as a character and was never referenced once in all the movies despite her overall importance and like connections to absolutely everything going on but it reaches

like a breaking point where they write themselves into such a corner because like she isn't mentioned in any of the original stuff but then like so they have to keep writing up ideas for her to like not be killed basically because like every logical thread would end with her being like dead somehow because like it just wouldn't make

sense like how would she survive and even goes as far as like she has a fight with Darth Vader and rebels um which has implied that she loses but then in a later episode the main character like time travels and like saves her through like a portal so she is able to stay alive So the only thing that was kind of interesting to me about that character to begin with was with the fact that oh there's kind of a tragic element because you know at some point this has to go wrong at the very least that's like a dynamic but they can't even do that and so now she's got her own show but she's like a really boring character to me there's just something like I don't know really uh not interesting about that

feels really like almost fan fictiony you know deviant arty like yeah yeah this is my character who knows everyone but is never mentioned

in any other media I guess yeah I'm a little bit confuzzled by the response to it but see the main thing

that made me want to maybe watch it was honestly seeing Hayden Christensen Yeah But that's kind of It's like all they have left

Yeah It's like oh this is a clone war's reference Incredibly low stakes as well It's just like I'm sick of like action scenes Where the There's like a star destroyer Like in space

And it's doing like an orbital bombardment On the main characters And like they're just like Running on these horse things Just like dodging it so it's like it just makes them seem pathetic yeah what it's like a it's like a super ship

like glassing a planet like they like super useless like I need to you know need some tension or something why care yeah let's end on this one then from

dibby collector hello lads do you think there is hope for the gen z generation with all the dopamine overdoses I'm not in the loop, but TikTok and Mr. Beast kind of scares me. I find that the constant need to keep your attention on wherever the videos are, a bit frightening. I know that I also have been affected by it to some degree because I rarely watch shows or movies

because at times can be hard to not play something passive like hearthstone in the background. I'm trying to reduce overstimulation by listening to podcasts instead of having a video on my second monitor. If I actually sit down in a theater or cinema, I don't feel the need to grab my phone and start doomscrolling, and even in general, I find most social media apps boring after 10 minutes. However, do you guys have any tips to not develop bad habit and brain rot? I was just talking to James about this the other day. I was like, especially when Destiny 1 first came out, I was like so gooned on it. I would like be playing Destiny but also be like watching something, like on the second monitor.

I feel like that's just a level of overstimulation. It's just not necessary. Yeah, I used to do that a lot Yeah That's that's the one thing I've never done I've never done it And I think it has helped me that I haven't done that I've never consumed two kinds of media like that at once

Ever But I'm always doing that kind of thing Like I want music Like all the time Like I want to be able to listen to music I want to multitask I guess Do you not want to just Do you not want silence?

No, I don't want silence. Are you that scared if you weren't in silence either? Thoughts? Do you not want to hear your brain? I have music like can affect your thoughts though. You know? You need silence. You need like, are you going to go up to a nice beautiful vista and like put music on?

Yeah. No, you're going to, no. You're going to suck in nature for all it is. You don't need stimulation. No, but you love stimulation. simulation, man. No, I don't. What do I like?

No, like... No, I think the generation Belers is fucked. Completely fucked. There's no fucking chance. There's no way in hell. They've got any chance. They've got no chance. No chance for what?

Any type of healthy brain processes. Because they've got porn that's significantly worse and more dopamine-induced. They got growing into shorts. Worse as in worse for you, not. not lower quality born. No,

you're, yeah. Like, there's no way they're gonna ever be normal. But that'll be the new normal. It will be the new normal. Yeah, exactly.

Every generation says this about the following generation. Yeah. You know? That's another old man who's at cloud. Yeah, but it's, they'll be fine. We'll just look at them

and think, you fucking morons, was so much better. It's like we were, we were sat saying the worst things playing a game where you like

murder each other you know, in the Middle East. Um, no, I disagree. It's not like because like us having the superiority view because we're the older generation or whatever is a part of it

but factually speaking the way, the type of dopamine means systems they're being born into is factually going to fuck them up I think it's going to improve them like scientifically they're fucked

scientifically we're all fucked because the deadline for the world and climate change of 2050 what if they're more like new and improved they're actually like dopamine from such an early age Like it just increases the brain capacity

The brain Cochalus Yeah Einstein too On the way Well I hope they saw something out Who? Them

Notch Well no he's a bit of a fascist You game again Shut up Yeah I don't know I feel like we we

is a I mean not we as in including us three I mean like the people who are capable of of doing so

I think number one we need to really button down AI we need to focus on making this shit, fart it. I heard a good comparison

where, like, those dudes that are like these scumburgs on Twitter that are going around like, people are always having a girl or AI generators, but there's something I can really prove with this technology. These people. Crabble cop. Kind of, yeah. But there is like something

really crypto bro about them. Yeah. It's like a really similar, like NFT bro type vibe. Okay. Can I just stop one second? Continue this conversation. The jarling that tried to convince us to invest in NFTs, how is it going for you?

Yeah. Can you let us know? God damn, yeah. Yeah, a stat came out recently that it's like 80% of them are like worth, I think they're worth like 80% less or something. Yeah, like the one Jake Poo bought for like millions is worth a cheap house. Yeah, yeah. They all did it.

Yeah. But yeah, no, I think we need to make. AI that controls everything. Because like I'm pretty sure it was you that told me it's, but as

the new generations of getting older IT competency is decreasing. So we're gonna have we're gonna have a majority of people who don't know how anything works who are all just consumers. It's just it's just

Warhammer 40K. We need literally what the whole thing is. We need AI to control all the important shit and we do like the bare minimum menial like dumb ass gradually we'll lose that technology to do AI and then we're literally back in the Stone Age where we have technology

we don't know how it works and we don't know the AI if we if we can't we there might be a catastrophic event and we lose the AI nah no no no no but no because if you need to catch up on your Warhammer law you need to catch up 40K law. If the AI is good enough then it will sort all this

and work on itself you know and then it will send out little quests for dudes and to the you'll have your like XP bar yeah no but it is a point

and it is true like people are actually stupid now young people don't know how to use technology they're gonna know how to cook up their meal worms good though they're not that they're not

they're not going out of cook AI will do it self-cooking mealworm I'd live in that world happily You already do Fucking A I am the worm

I am the meal I am the Giel I am the Giel This is the meal The Miel Wheel podcast Yeah Miel or Geel which is real A spin-off series of cute

win-fail what I've got Ria here's an honor metapia skedosh meo oh meoo oh meo James I've got that meal I've got that meal I've got that meal she's ever angry looking she looks so angry sometimes all times she's got resting meal face You're full of that jeal, aren't you, Beale? Just had her favourite meal of jeal. We're going to be eating that, actually. We can be lining up on the streets to get our state-mandated slothy gel. State-mandated geal.

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