JAR Media Posdact - He's BACK!?

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 00:19 He's back! 24:09 Mid Break 26:20 Housekeeping 38:13 Question Segment: Baby Rick Updates 39:21 Tat ideas 57:56 Famous Assistance 1:04:05 Lizard Farms 1:10:50 Winky Problems & Best Slang 1:31:49 Thoughts on Country (Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) #BroCastS8E2

Look, I'm the best X-Men. Hi, I'm kind of the leader. Wolverine get away from my goddamn girl. You look more like, um, what's he called? Toad. Toad, yeah. Right, hello. Another sash.

Another session number two, it seems. Can you just look into that camera over there and say, yes, I'm happy to be recorded and used for, Educational purposes for training and such the likes. Do I have to? What if I don't consent? Well, then that's fine. It's just how we start every session. It's just like no one's going to see this. No, no one will see this part. If you choose to not sign the disclosure agreement, then...

You already made me sign like so many documents. Yeah, yeah, but there's another one coming. What am I agreeing to? I feel like I'm going to wake up in a lab. Well, no, you're not agreeing to anything verbally at this moment, except that you, looking at the camera and agreeing to being filmed and... Fine. I agree. Say the whole thing.

I agree to being filmed. Sorry, can you say I, Mr. Frog? I... A certain trending frog. Agree. Agree to be filmed. Okay, that'll be. Excellent.

Right, have you been since I last saw you? You know what, Therapides, Jim? Pretty... weirdly excellent. Really? I think it's working whatever this is. So have you been

utilizing the recommended prescriptions? Oh yeah. And non-recommended. And non-recommended? I mean, scratch that from the record. Pretend I didn't say that. Just for my records.

I said scratch it from the record. No, that's fine, but for my records, I'm going into something else. I'd really appreciate it, Mr. Frog, if you didn't interrupt me. Well, I thought this was my session. It's your session that I'm in control, as it were, and you're not in control.

So have you subscribed to the JAR Media Patreon? Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's such good value. Yeah, well, unlike this therapy session. It makes... I mean, like, I'm, you know, I'm learning. Yeah. I'm learning to control my anger issues and, uh, I don't know. Well, how have you been finding all the benefits you get from subscribing to Jarm Media?

Really good, actually. met my my bride to be okay through the germ media group chat yeah fantastic that's a um very supportive group of like-minded therapist I'm therapist gym by the way for for my records on the on the camera here um yeah so it's it's kind of a group of mastermind sort of therapeuticalized individuals who can sort of group think you into a healthier state of mind so that's been beneficial? I'd say it's been more than beneficial as I say right I think I've found the love me life actually incredible um can I ask who that is oh um yeah yeah no you don't need to be but this my I thought this is for educational yeah yeah but a learning type zone um

have you played the game frogger long time ago yes that's my bride to be frogger Wow See I was always under the impression That Frogger was actually a man Um Us frogs don't really give a shit about that Okay Unlike you weird humans obsessed

Well that's good news So do you consider yourself open to Um All sexualities and such like I'm a frog Yeah right Ding ding So you didn't have to go through the process

I just thought maybe coming out to your family your frog family all my family are dead they all got eaten okay that's fine well tell me more tell me more

what brings you in today if you're doing so well I would have thought I thought that's what you're supposed to do you're supposed to just go forever even if you're in a good place it's like I like I like when

when I have a patient going forever can we stop using the term patient I'd prefer friend Okay You can call me friend But I'll continue to call you Whatever I like really

Well I've been very patient with you Motherfucker Well I would argue I mean it's taken how long For the second session Well you know I've been busy Organising my wedding and shit like that Yeah right

Right I'm working What Do you work Um define work Um doing... This feels like work.

Doing something that you don't want to do for money. Therapy. What you're doing right now? Well, yeah, I don't want to be here. But you're paying me too. Is this even your job? Well, I'm doing something I don't want to do for money, so yes. What if you want to do it for money?

Like being a stripper or something? Right, we can break that down if you like. Have you been seeing strippers? well I guess there is something we could kind of get get into that was I don't really know how to tell my bride to be

about because you've been cheating on her have you seen the the classic film the hangover yeah I think so obviously they go to Vegas and have one of them things uh huh

you know one of those things you know one of them things you know one of them things what do they call it bridesmaids no you know where some lads just get brides with um with uh Melissa McCarthy yeah yeah yeah that's a good movie yeah my top four favour are Melissa McCarthy and bridesmaids um the hangover uh the hangover three wasn't really into two as much I think they redeemed it with the third and then probably my favorite is um a fanny and Alexander actually classic what are you talking about you got

some culture down your fucking spine I thought you're a doctor Fanny and what Alexander strong name that one Alexander this okay a beastly name yeah that's fine yeah but um you know what do they call it you know when like a bunch of lads get together and they, you know, they take a loads of drugs and pound hookers all night long. Friday night. Sorry, that was something. Sounds like I need to be a therapist nowadays. Well, yeah, what do you think, what do you think we do every weekend?

So me and some guys, gummy, you know, gummy, right? Yes, I believe I had gummy in. I've not seen him for a while. I hope he's doing well. You know how those Germans. like to party. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I've not seen him for a while, though, so I hope he's okay.

Not after that night, is he okay? He's got all sorts of diseases now. Right, yeah. And brain damage, probably. Right. Bad ass. Fucking badass he is. Right.

Yeah. So you've been using narcotics. Narcotics, barcotics, all of it. Right. fucking all of it it was. Is that, is this why, um, because you've, you've fallen off the wagon, as it were, um, you think you might be doing better because you're addicted to various. I just keep it in like a nice level, you know?

So it was me, it was gummy, it was, do you know, Fred Figglehorn? I don't think I do. He's never been in here. Fred Figglehorn. I think I'd remember, uh, figelhorn. Yeah. Um, he was there. one of the person you probably haven't heard of.

He was like this fun little whimsical character porn he's called. Yeah, of course I've met him. Do you mean of course you've met him? Him and I go way back? I trend, I'm more relevant than him. Debatable. Him and I, we...

You don't know each other, surely. We do. We went to... Isn't that a conflict of interest? We went to therapeutic school together. other. He dropped out. He dropped out of the film business.

Well, no, he's actually doing quite well in film. Well, I haven't seen him anything since his one... He's in the Marvels, I think. Oh, shit. The Marvel movies. Well, he didn't bring that up. That's why he's so fucking loaded. Yeah.

He was throwing bundles around. I'll tell you what. In Vegas style. This is, like, between you and me, therapy style. Okay. Yeah, yeah. In therapy style, obviously, rule one of therapy. Don't talk about other therapists people's.

But he doesn't like you. Pornie? Yeah, he really doesn't like you. Is it because I've talked smack about his film? His one film? No, a way. It just... He doesn't like your character.

He doesn't... What the fuck? Yeah, because he... He was saying like the opposite on the night. No, he was talking about... Well, we were bawling hard. Well, yeah, I mean, if you're supplying him with, you know, the narcotics and such like, then... Yeah, and he's a small guy, but holy fuck, you can go hard.

Oh, yeah, tell me about it. Hooker after hooker after hooker. Yeah, he's like a porn star, you know what I'm saying? That's clever. Did you come up with that? No, he came up with that, actually. hasn't he fucking come up with that guy he's like you know sometimes there's someone who's just like so perfect in every way

that it just makes you feel insecure to be around them at all oh why is there a dog in here did I not tell you about my whole family got eaten by dogs you did mention something about your family but we're not here to talk about your family and all your past issues and stuff we're here

to talk about you right now okay do you want to get Faisi out of the room we're going to be smoking oh shit yeah Yeah, what the fuck, man? Did you even notice there was a dog there? Sorry, there was a bit of, um, you know.

Look, I've been getting hard the past few weekends and weekday. Yeah, I can smell it on you from here. I'm sensing a bit of transference here. Have you heard of transference? It's some, it's some therapeutical... Isn't it that thing that JK Rowling is? Yeah, I think so, but, uh, transference is when

you start to you know get a bit pissed off with your therapist and criticising every little bit of their shit and I'm not having it I'm not having it I'm not doing that I'm not doing that just did

don't talk over me I told you at the start don't talk over it well sorry but do you think it's appropriately you're smoking in here like can I at least start smoking? No

don't be stupid why you're here for therapy shut the fuck up fine What am I supposed to say then? I thought it's talk therapy with me talking. La la. I can sing, can I? I can sing my songs. Okay, let's go back to your parents and the dog and stuff.

And my whole family, my spawn. You're spawn? Oh yeah. They got do you? Yeah, they got slurped up like, uh... So do you feel, um, maybe you feel guilt for being such a bad parent? Um, I feel guilt in the same way you probably feel guilt. for smoking around a fucking dog

the fuck is wrong with you look I forgot the dog was in here okay you do that a lot I bet yeah I forget a lot yeah I can tell you've already asked me that okay just can you just talk some more about

things that you find tricky or whatever um I mean some stuff did go down that night um the Vegas night like you've seen the hangover right yeah with um fanny something or other Have you seen The Hangover 2?

Uh, is that the one with, um, with the, the boxer guy in it? That's the Hangover. I think he might be in all three, actually. Okay. Or at least referenced. Well, I've seen, uh, yeah, let's just say, yeah. Um, you remember the funniest one, um, uh, Ed Helms, who's like a dentist. Oh, yeah, with the, um, the glasses. Yeah, you remember how he wakes up and each time he's got a more kind of elaborate thing that's happened to him.

Let's just say my night was kind of like the hangover part two, the one I'm not as fond of, with sprinklings of three and one. Some of the more hardcore bits, but even more hardcoreer than that. Nasty. I thought you said it was good. I mean it was good but you know nasty can be good it was like oh that is nasty that was fucking

nasty as fuck did you cheat on your wife to be uh let me just cover my mouth so I can have plausible deniability oh yeah no one's gonna see this anyway so you don't need to do that

can you say that again but with your mouth for training yeah many many times with the whole crew in fact Pornie? Oh yeah, Pornie went up there.

He went way up. No way. Up and out. He's got this skill where he can go up and out. He can let go through every bit, you know. Did he find it? Oh, he found it. Then he came out my mouth.

Wow. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. So pretty good. I don't know. I guess I feel a little bit of this feeling that I've, never really felt before in my tummy after I did something that maybe I shouldn't have done.

And then it kind of stays with you and you have nightmares about it and you start writhing in kind of an internal agony because you just feel so bad. Is there a word for that? Um, tummy ache? No, it's like psychological, I think. Frogological. My frog biologies get on the fritz because of it. I've never felt this feeling before.

Like maybe I shouldn't have done something. They will upset Frogger. Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't have been a cheating... Well, it was difficult. When you're in Vegas, you know? And that's the whole point. It's like a whole place of depravity and like... Why else would you go there?

Yeah, I mean... She didn't really want me to go there. Frogger, I mean. But she gets to cross the most dangerous road in the fucking world every day. leaving I mean as your therapy speaking you know fuck her are you making notes over there what are you doing on the keyboard constantly yeah I'm just making notes about your prescriptions and stuff you want to keep getting your prescriptions maybe double or maybe triple them just in case there's a backup needed or I

have a really a hard day yeah tell me more about how shit you are and stuff Um, well, I'm not sure. I'm pretty famous. That was quite, if I'm being real, a bit of an ego boost. The amount of people that were like, yo, there was this like really funny Asian guy who kept getting his Willie out and it was really small. He was cool. He was really funny. The hangover guy. Fucked him as well. Really? Yeah. I was, you know, I didn't give a fuck that night. I was like hopping around, hopping in. in every type of hole, using my, um, my frog tongue, I guess, in ways that shall not be re-uttered, I don't think.

Okay. Um, I'm gonna be frank with you. I don't like you. Why? That's not your job, your job is to help me, to heal me. To help me get over my problems. Yeah, but that only really works when, like, I, I, want them. to get better. And it's weird, like, as a therapist, I don't really care either way. You know,

you're nothing but, um, funds. And fame. Funds and fame. No, I've had people like, um, Brad Pitt talking about his, like... Brad's been in him. He was at Vegas. Was he? Yeah. He got kind of violent. Guess what, severe alcoholic? Well, yeah, I saw it that night. Holy fuck. Yeah, kind of a piece of shit as well. But like at least he's, you know, he was in Troy. At least he's hot. Yeah, he's pretty good looking.

Oh my God. Yeah, he wouldn't let me... But don't go. But dunga. Right, yeah. Yeah, horrible man, horrible man, but loads of money. No, he's cool and rich and hot. Yeah, and he's in Fight Club, which I thought was a good movie.

Yeah, that's where I get most of my morals from. Yeah, good. Um Meatloaf is badass in that movie And Jared Leto My other favorite actor Yeah that tracks Jared's been in here

I'll tell you why He's got some stories Yeah I really wanted to go to his island When that was up and running He had an island Yeah he had a fucking island He had a cult That's I think

Yeah He knows how to do it I've been thinking about that actually It's like You couldn't get a cult buddy I don't know why I called you buddy I'm not your friend Buddy Guy

Okay, Guy If I'm buddy, you're Guy It's a South Park thing, dude South Park didn't fucking invent frogs or guys or buddies Look, I'm gonna be honest, I don't want to see you again Why? You know, that This is reminding me of

The last time we spoke Weirdly, coincidentally, I It must have been like a coincidence That at the same time I got a bunch of like online hate for the first time in a while, you know? Well, that couldn't have been us because, uh, you know, none of the footage from that camera goes anywhere, just for training. Well, normally I'm used to kind of getting a lot of love.

Um, so it was a bit different for everyone to be so mad at me. Because, you know, I'm cool. I'm, I'm, I'm down with, um, the kind of trending stuff, you know, like, you know, uh, uh, I learned who Mr. Beast was the other day, read his book in fact. Learned a thing or two from... Clever, clever guy. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, I might see if I can get a co-lab in with him in the books. Speaking of Mr. Beast, do you believe in God? Um, I believe in God's... Plural. Is that a problem? No, I'm just trying to fill the space to be perfectly frank. Is this a monotheistic kind of space? Uh...

Well, we sort of adhere to the... Greek style. Oh, so, poly. Poly gods. Is it multiple gods? Yeah. Well,

I guess frogs are kind of polyamorous as well. I thought they, I thought you mated for life. My breed does. Froggers doesn't. Spawn in all over the place. Right.

Yeah. How does that make one feel? Very. Um, let me make a reference we'll both understand. Do you remember John Goodman in? hangover three No

Okay, no, let me make a more relevant reference Do you remember the monkey in the hangover two? Yeah, sure Like that Just like that Right, yeah Okay

No, I've got one more question for you here Yeah, um Then will I be healed finally Will this strange tummy feeling go away for good? Yeah. I think they call it hangxiety, by the way. I just did some research. Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. When you go and bang a bunch of whores in Vegas. I thought it was just guilt, but I guess it's probably that, actually.

No, no. Once you sober up, or switch what chemicals are affecting your biochemistry. You'll start feeling better. You see, the thing is, I'm assuming you did a lot of drinking. Yeah, of course. They call that down. you need to get on... It's not a downer for me. You need to get on the app, right?

The uppers. Okay. You know, so... I won't say... Well, I got a few of those. Yeah. So, speaking of... Of chemicals for your brain.

I will... I will happily... Are you playing fucking Xbox over there, or not? No, no, no. I'm just writing... I'm writing notes. I've always wondered about that. Like, what a doctor's actually... writing.

Yeah, you're very accusatory. Yeah, you need to take methamphetamine. I think you have trust issues. Okay? I could have told you that. Anyway, yeah, about methamphetamine. That's where I was going. You got a prescription for Adderall, right?

Yeah, of course I do. Both legal and illegal. Yeah, so I'm happy to up that if you give me a quarter or so of what you get. What you can do with it? You're a doctor. Can't you just prescribe yourself like whatever you want? No, there's all these rules and, you know. Just take it from the lockers.

Well, no, they do audits and checks biweekly, but I can't get away with it. Trust me, I've tried. So, as I said, I don't like you. I don't want to see you again, but I will see you again and I will say I like you. Yes. If you just hoax me up a little bit, you know? Like with a copy of Fast Infurious 7? No, Adderall

Oh That's what they call it on the streets Fast X Yeah The best one It's a good film Anyway get the fuck out of here Okay I'll hop on out of here

Boing A ding Boing Ding Ding This is wild. There's on there, Downloading wankers on my Xbox.

Which one is Bart's real scream? Benas, silly. Chuck please. Fee. Way, Lloyd, look away, look away. That's my line, silly. I like big fucking. Dolly.

Happy Easter Xbox. When a fart becomes poo, when a poo becomes fart. Which is worse? A fart becoming poo is way worse. Now I get to be Mr. Yeah, which is worse bastard Yeah.

When a far becomes me When a baby becomes fun We have fun, don't we? Yeah, we have fucking Yeah, we are fun. That was a legit roleplay. Yeah, yeah. I feel shame.

That was what, yeah, that was the joke, right? Now let's talk through and do a crazy frog cameo explained. I hope that pisses people off even more than last night. That was the idea, right? That was the joke. Yeah, he's back. I haven't even showed you the thumbnail yet.

I told you what it would be, though. Is it going to be lucky who's that Pokemon sort of style? No, it's James Bond. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess This is weird I don't know what to do now Housekeeping?

I don't know Yeah, I can't do A anymore Yeah, oh it feels too weird to do Housekeeping now I'll see if there's any good ones Oh, there was actually a really good one It's a fuck, yeah Okay, detail

Profiled Feather said I know the boys are saying that P won't come back, but I have Faye After all, it's supposed to be two in the P and one in the A. The boys wouldn't poorly finger us like this, but then. Makes a good point. This is what I mean though, right? When I say something I haven't said yet, which is...

You don't want him back. Yeah, this is the thing. It's like, um, like everybody would think they want Captain America back in the New Avengers movie, but that would just... just like ruin what came before. No, I want to see him come back. I want to see it forever. Like Rick and Morty forever. Rick and Iron Man forever. Hey, it's okay, dude.

Oh yeah. There's some good shits in here, actually. J.D. Pond Fortnite said A&P have become letterized. Yeah, true. They do. They get letterized, doesn't it? Yeah, that's a much. emotional kind of.

It's like removing an essence of once was. Removing from essence of once was type. What are you saying? What the fuck is wrong with you, motherfucker? I don't know, man.

I just feel really Xanaxed out. I feel like it's my turn to smoke. One of my cringies. You realize it's bad for you, right? Well, what I'm kind of hoping in a small sense is that operating

um fire in a in a full polyester onesie what you call it a morph a morph a morph

do you remember morph from um British telly yeah he sounds like mla l l l l lal lal lill pee on a puddle what's the point of peeing in a puddle when it's already wet because then you make the puddle bigger

hmm imagine if one day you woke up and it'd been raining but it turned out the rain was actually urine the whole time so every puddle was actually puddles of urine what then would you fucking do motherfucker these are the kind of ideas that we bring to you even calling it an idea isn't it so the insults of ideas um everyone fucking loved letter letter letter letter letter under the dark Mark 97 said, I'm at work cracking up whenever they say letter letter. Well, I don't think everybody did love it. I've heard some things.

Yeah, because if someone doesn't, I just delete them from the histories. Yeah. Yeah. I like Mr. Letter Letter, though. Everyone does. Hopefully you can't hear Paisley barking in the background. Hopefully you can. Everybody should have a voice and the opportunity.

to vocalise their they're what? Oh, Mr. Smartar said Heracles and Hercules are kind of the same mythological character. Okay, if that was the case, why do they have different names? Gotcha!

Well, that was the joke as well. When you said Hercules, I said Heracles. That's why I said it. Yeah, but they're different people. They have different names. They're different kind of bad asses. Idiots. And even if they were,

were the same person, they could still be different people. Different people, different ways. It's like a trans-mog of personalities. Trans-mog, like destiny. More like World of Warcraft. Ah, yeah, that's right. I was watching my favorite streamer, World of Warcraft streamer, Asmond Gold,

and I just thought he was so funny. Naden. I thought, not funny, but like kind of a philosopher a type. Kind of a modern day Heracles, kind of. More an Odysseus type. Hmm. Or one could argue he's kind of the siren song of the modern generations.

Where he's just so fucking badass, you can't help but... Yeah. He's just so fucking badass, you can't help but agree. It's like instead of a beauty song, it's a stench that when you're in the vicinity, you're drawn to it, like a cartoon character floating towards the... pie. Yeah. But it's Asmingold's breath. Yeah. I bet his breath is like um, bath fart. You know. What really nice and awesome? Like really putridly, um, concentrated. But yeah, you can't help, but breathe it in. Can't help. You hunt it down. Yeah. I have bars just to do that. Yeah.

What's the point of having a bath otherwise? Yeah. You mean like, four cans of beans and then run about Yeah Fucking fat See these are the kind of ideas That you did My lambkin said of all the things to replace Alvin

Oh shit I said his full net No that's allowed isn't it I can't remember the rule It should be A Well Adrian Brody's character From the forgotten 2009 Sci-Fi movie Splice Was certainly not near the top of my list

He didn't replace shit Yeah he was just a passing fucking buff like it smell good at the time but you don't remember it you know and acclaimed

Hollywood actor Brendan Fraser actually wrote in oh I always want to call him Fraser Fraser House of Frazier Fraser like

like everyone's favourite Simpsons villain Side Show Bob Oh yeah good good pool But you mean beast From X-Man You kind of look

beast right now. With the facial hair and everything as well, you'll get... Yeah. Yeah. And I'll be Professor X. Rha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-d-do-you-know-fucking-all-hack. Do you know how fucking excited I'd be if I turn up to Doom's Day and it's just three hours of them going

going... Lair-l-la-lap. Jumping around fighting. Yeah. That'll be cool, me. Doom stops the storm breaker and goes, R-la-ha-ha. His tongue sticks out of the little...

mask well yeah they said honestly I do think we need someone behind the camera fact checking Alex kind of like the Jamie from Joe Rogan who can be pulled up upon to pull things up fun fact same Jamie that's your side gig

yeah naturally they wouldn't be named Jamie way too confusing as that role is already filled so outsource the job somewhere overseas and make them work remotely during the cast or get Randy to do it or don't either way it's hilarious seeing Paul innocent Jimby helplessly ensnared into Alex's intricate webwork of lies.

Lies of pee. That would be a really good title. When do you lie? I don't. They're convinced I'm just like gaslighting this whole time. As if like when we're not recording, I keep you in like a cage. Yeah. You scratch.

Yeah, I only come out to do this. every week um well yeah speaking of laughing um uLUK said both of you have a bit of muttly laugh this app what gives

yeah it was a very like wees laugh episode I've had I think I've had COVID like the past week but I didn't and I maybe I was just like you were imitating me yeah you were code switching

to ill me code switching to match laugh laughs. Yeah. Sometimes that happens though when you're laughing with someone and you your laughs kind of like match the rhythm. Yeah. Like naturally. Yeah. That's what co-switching is. Like people use it as like a pejorative but like and you know people can be insane with it but you do like adjust to an environment without even thinking about it a lot of the time. Um and yeah actually I was thinking maybe if the J.O. Patreon gets a few more supporters, we could poach Jamie from Joe Rogan and he could do that. You know? Except we could actually give him like a bit more screen time.

Yeah. In fact, make him the main guy. The Jamie experience. Yeah. And he can spill all the tea about how Joe is abusive to him. He's clever to him. He's taught him so much. Yeah. He's untought him so much. Can you unteach people? Yeah.

You just hit them really hard. Hit them in the brain. Yeah. That's why you should never fight. You should only love. That's why fighting's bad. That's why fighting's fucked up. When will the fighting fucking stop?

When will peace be achieved finally? Yeah. Peace died with mine. Michael Jackson. You took peace with him. Yeah. It was like, we're so close. Yeah.

He'll the world. Yeah. Make it a more awesome a play. With children for me. Jesus, Mike. Do you think Michael did it? What, make amazing pop music. He did make amazing pop music.

He did make amazing pop music. Oh la. I do think, wait, that South Park with Trey Parker is doing this. Yeah, he's perfect. He's really good at it. Yeah. It's fucking really funny. This one's like all fucked up and like just fucked.

And like the structure's all fucked because of the beginning. No, it's fine. No, normally we'd have like a break, but I feel like this is going to be like owls keeping then comments, I guess. Or like, you know. Questions? Questions, I meant so Why are you trying to confuse things, dude? It's just ordinary.

I guess a little bit of craziness is to be suspected. Suspected, expected. I put in the Kaibosh on porny, motherfucker. Why do you keep saying Karbos? What the fuck is a carbox? Kai-bosch. What's a Kaibosh? A kai is a type of fish. Yeah, it's something a Billy Bass once said on someone's wall, and they were like...

Right. What the fuck? Right. It's actually an idiom that no one knows where it comes from. Is it Yiddish? Nobody fucking knows, motherfucker. We've had this conversation. No, we haven't.

We literally haven't. That's not frightening. Well, Alvanized Riot, I guess, can start us off with a comment. This one's from the channel-med-do group chat on Patreon. Any baby Rick updates? No. I've got one. Really?

weirdly he grew up to become tom cruise right new film digger out now he out grew us i guess he's like uh you know invincible oliver he like grows super yeah right so he grew in don't cruise started movies from before i was born yeah um in a weird i always thought he just he had potential yeah that's great went nut-nut, you know. He did go nut-nut. But with an upbringing like that, like, you don't get brought up in the fire brigade and come out normal.

Yeah, you just want to, like, climb everything and, like, put out fires all the time. Yeah. It's like, sometimes we need a bit of fire. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like in the new forest. Like, let it burn. Let it burn.

Let it burn. Edwin Fnaff Month says, currently writing this while getting a tattoo. I know Jim already has a couple, but are there any design slash ideas you boys would like to get as tats? Bear M-M-Fing bear. Bear! Bear! Bear! Mother-fucking bear!

I want to get Billy. Little meal. Yeah, Billy. Get Jill meal. I could do Beale having Jeal for Meal. Yeah, that's a Patreon video, I'd recommend. Yeah, that's a goody. That's a friendly one.

A relaxer. Yeah. I also... I kind of want to get... Because I've begun my cartoon leg with Fat Homer. And there's a few other characters I want. I thought... Mingo from the Nut Shack.

Yeah, Alvin Theodore and the rest or whatever. You should get P's helmet. Yeah, and his sword or something. No, we're allowed to say porny today. No, we're not. beep that. I don't give it. I'm going to beep it every time you said,

but I'm going to say it. Pony, porny, porny, porny, porny, porny. Pony, motherfucking, porny, motherfucker. I'm actually going to, fuck it. They think I'm this tyrant. I'm going to go power mad.

Fuck it. Porny, pony, pony. Are you just going to beep it? Porny, pony, pony. Just edit all those chunks out. It's just you talking. I'm looking forward to you getting the Xbox logo. Yep, definitely getting the Xbox logo.

Get the Palantia logo. Yeah. No, I think the cartoon Lego would be cool to have like Batman the Animated Series Batman. Superman the Animated Series Superman. Deadpool? Deadpool's masks saying Chimmy Changa. I thought Harry MacLeary from Donaldson's Dairy were making a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.

Get the hungry cat's bear. on that. Cudley Dudley. No, the hungry caterpillar can eat a fat fucking chimichunga. Yeah,

because he's hungry. The very hungry catapler. I gave Cudley Dudley to a family member the other day.

That's cute. Yeah. It's a good book. But when I went into a bookshop and was like, do you have Cudley Dudley?

You're like been backordered for months. Really? Yeah. So I have to get a second hand copy which I probably

should have done anyway to begin with. Yeah. In fact, it's selfish that didn't even think of that to begin with. Yeah, just another thing for people to be pissed off at me. Yeah, but you write your own path, don't you?

I write my own porny. You're like a script writer, just writing truth and history. Just whipping one out with my pen. Yes, another idea of sorts. Yeah, these are the sorts of ideas we've been to. Can we make that... I wish people would just stop having ideas, like just cut it out. Be fucking like a bird.

or something. Yeah, just go. Just shut up. Yeah, just go without thought. Every human, I click. That would be my Thanos finger click. Yeah. Everyone just stops talking and shuts the fuck up.

And don't think either. No more ideas. Just instincts. Yeah. Returning to instinct. One good idea for a book. One could argue that's all we are anyway, actually. Maybe the commenters can actually help me

because I kind of want to get the Zvihander from like Dark Souls Eldon Rings, Zvihander sword. Keyblade? But I don't know if it's associated with like fascist dog whistling. So. Yeah. Because it's like a German sword. Oh yeah, of course. So yeah.

Uh-huh. It's annoying because like there are loads of like Nordic. symbols and shit are cool. They're like objectively cool. Yeah, ruins. Awesome. And I'm sure you can do it. But yeah, you have to be like careful like, oh shit, I'm accidentally signalling something that I'm not. Yeah. So you have some strange people like come up to you and be like, oh, I didn't realize you were in the fucking murderer club that. Yeah. But then I guess in a way it could be handy. Because they'll never target me. You should get a tattoo of your own face.

Like stevo Yeah Smiling wide Smiling proud Mm Ooh no you should get On one arm A tattoo of yourself

And then on the other arm Like mirrored The Navvi version of yourself That would be cool And the South Park version of yourself Yeah And the cartoon like And the Simpsons version

Yeah I need to see Simpsons eyes Yeah And family guy eyesed I feel like Dick the Head would make a good tattoo True An Xbox controller maybe He said that because I saw your Xbox controller over there

Nick from Huntdown the Freeman You should get that On your chest My older ego Yeah Maybe would you get like a half-life one The Lambda That's a shout

That would be sick A portal one would be cool as well at the portal, the blue and the orange. A princess daisy one. Yeah, she is pretty fine. No, everyone hates her. Except that she was the tease at the end of the latest movie. Wait, there's another princess on the scene?

Wow! Is she going to be played by Bryce Dallas Howard? No, she's going to be... There's not enough women in Maria. She's going to be a turtle. I guess they've checked off all the women in Mario now What about Pauline? Yeah, I guess her

I thought she's a donkey con character Yeah, no, she's in Mario Odyssey No, but that's like what she comes from, right? So the ties between Mario and Odysseus are sort of that they're both jumping men Yeah, I really liked that bit in the Odyssey where a T-Rex starts Yeah, and he throws his helmet onto its head and then goes, yahoo! Like, yeah. Yeah, cool shit.

I like the part in the Odyssey where the cyclop comes out and he goes, Why do you fucking wake me up, lads? That's, ironically, would have been more accurate than what happens in the film. Really? To the source material, yeah. Why'd you fucking do this? Yeah. And Odysseus goes, oh, look at this sort of cheeky chap.

Let's do a little joke on him and mess with his fucking eye. The Cyclops is right behind me, isn't he? Yeah, it was weird when he said that in the film. It was Matt Damon doing it, so it was cool. Yeah, Matt Damon is kind of oafish. He looks like the kind of guy that would go on a kind of mission and odyssey of sorts. He does kind of look like he'd go on some sort of Odysseus-type odyssey of types. Oh, right.

Does that, Odysseus Odyssey, lazy naming? Bit lazy, yeah. I'm Odysseus and I'm going to go on some sort of Odyssey style. No, can't make fun of Nolan. Yep. They wouldn't allow it. They wouldn't like it. The woke won't let us get away with it.

Tenet. Tenet's his best film. Just gone out of Tenet feeling a little bit reversed. Guess what Tenet is backwards? Uh, the Odyssey. Close. The dark night begins. Fuck.

I love, do you know what I love? No. Pop fucking crossovers. I love that. I love that thought. What can we cross over? Bryce Dallas Howard.

Fuck me, dude. I'm nearly 30 years old. I am. look at me look what I've become yeah when you hit 30 it's kind of the feeling of being like sort of venomized

no I'd say 20s is venomized wait no let's go through all ages and what like pop culture thing in decades so zero to 10 that's Spider-Man eyesed really I'd say that's 10 to 20

no no that's venomized if anything's genomized. It was 10th, 20 to 30, I'd say is more carnage-ized. 30 so far. Riotized. A dashing of riotized and lashings of screamy-ey-ey-eyed. Yeah. Is that one of them? Scream. Yeah. Is that one of them?

Scream, yeah. Mary Jane and Halo 2. See you in the sequel. Yeah, and then 40 to 50 is flood-ised from HALA. The rest is just like... Gravemind-ised. Yeah. When you gain the wisdom of the grave-mind-ised. Gandalf-Ized.

I'm feeling a bit more ceremonised. I love ising things. Yeah, it's pretty fucking whatever, man. Eyes-ey-ised. Any more tats you want? I want the blood-borne hunters mark. That would be cool. What you should do is get a tattoo.

There's someone who works at a local shop. Because I've been thinking about getting this tattoo for a while since I really got into Bloodborn. And I went to a shop to buy my morning monster. And lo and behold, the motherfucker behind the till had, or has the... Morning Monster. No, I was buying my morning monster from a guy who... Yeah, that's tattoo of a morning monster. No, he had a tattoo of the hunter's mark on his forearm.

That's bad. And one time I was in an Iceland Or a poundland or something And I was like buying stuff at the till And the girl at the till Had the exact same bioshop chains Did you go We went

And then We were both just like Hey nice touch Yeah a little respect Hey nice ink I said nice ink bitch I'm sure you appreciated that Yeah.

No, I was going to say I've got a really kind of like... I'm not allowed back in that, I see. I've got a mind-fuck idea for a tattoo. Yeah, go. You, like, you find a tattoo pile you've never been to. You look in the window or, like, you need to see someone who works there. Uh-huh. And you're like, okay, memorize that.

Go home. Design a tattoo based on them. Get a tattoo of them doing a tattoo, and then you go with it. And say you want a tattoo next. do them. Oh, fuck. So then they go to do it and they're like, what the fuck is this tattoo of me already tattooing it? That is fucked.

That's such like a commitment to like one prank. I feel like. What if you go back and they've like left? Just start again. So you're covered in tattoo. Yeah. Kind of a matter type tattoo. Yeah.

No, I feel like if like just one or two of the wires in my brain were cross a little bit more. Yeah. That is the kind of shit I would do, you know? Yeah. I'm close. Oh, for sure, yeah. You'd be, you would have been full on, like, prankster-style YouTuber. Just a few more, like, tragedies and I'll be there, you know?

Yeah. A few more traumas and you'll be harassing people in the streets. Yeah. Tattoes of, tattoo artists. Yeah, I'm wearing those raybangs. camera glasses and like assaulting women. I can't believe they're fucking legal. Yeah, I like, I was in the city of Bath yesterday.

You mean Bath? Sorry, Bath. Pronounced in the Roman times. And I was just like, I got a coffee and had like 15 minutes ago and just sat like on a bench in the main kind of high street area. It was just like people watching. I kept seeing people with Raybans on. and I was like Are they like filming?

It's fucking weird Well I think that because I wear my aviators a lot And often I won't take them off when I go inside places Because it's too much hassle And I'm worried I'll lose them Yeah So I worry some Like even though there's no way they could have a camera

Because they're like wire framed You know they're like really thin Yeah But it must cross people's minds now When you see someone wearing glasses inside Sunglasses inside We need the main character from watchdogs to start hacking. Yeah.

Why don't you become him? A few more traumas. Yeah. A few more degrees in... Hacking. I've gone to the university at Fuckface to fucking get hacking degrees. Yeah, go to the University of Mr. Robot. Well, Rami Malik's teaching me how to hack.

Rami Malik is an ugly man. No, he's hot He is hot He's a beautiful man He's one of the most beautiful men alive I think Robert Pattinson is probably Like this is the least hot take of all the time But

No, I don't think Don't say what I think you're about to you I think Robert Pattinson might be the most attractive man on the planet Well, I think he's one of the ugliest Overrated fucking bad actors around And that does not come from a place of jealousy Do you want to see my Robert Pattinson an impression. Yeah.

Well, so how this looks, right? Is that Alvinanism? No, we don't do that anymore. No, that's what he sounds like. Well, sir, how this looks, right? He doesn't have very strange cadence, that guy. What does he call, Chris? Christopher Hanson.

He does. He does. But Robert Pattinson has a weird voice in a lot of films. Yeah, that's kind of his thing. Which weird voice is Robert going to put out next? Yeah. somebody get these beggars out of here good I'm glad you know that whole movie without hitting

I know every movie and I barely watch movies chicken jockey chicken hey you know all the words to love a chicken la la la lava chcha chcha chicken steams lava You know it better than me and I've seen that film. Yeah, it's smelling so good. Steve's lava chicken, yeah, it's steamy as hell.

Not king oh, bro. Steve's lava chicken now I'm ringing the bell. Get a lava chicken tattoo. La la la lava. Should we just do some, like, Different genre renditions of lava chicken for the rest of the app. Some boss and over. Do a David Bowie Lava chicken.

I hate that, but that's the kind of pop crossover we need more of nowadays. You're right. We need to get better at like singing impressions. Do you know what? what I'm fucking I'm fucking I really like misusing the term

turn tunt he says that in 2026 no one that's my favorite though like I turned around I got really turned around

the other day and I just forgot what I was gonna say all my mind it just was a big like tant yeah

imagine the Hollywood sign but it said turned that was what my mind became yeah yeah yeah what does it even mean I can't remember um

when you get kind of turned around yeah when you get lost on the magic roundabout oh bloody somebody help I'm all turned around

yeah that's what it means yeah I love telling people the incorrect meanings for words if you do it with enough confidence you'll ruin their life yeah

that will go to prison especially in the UK you know what it's like out there Dangerous You say terned online And suddenly the fucking bomb squad Is turning up to your house He said tant

Yeah Turned it off You know what needs to be turned off What The fact that we're literally living in 1984 Yeah imagine like Pornie in 1984

He's trying to figure out some shit Pornie's big brother Hmm Steve's lava Chicken, yeah Instead of the eye It's like Kind of like a samurai sword

Or a chess piece Yeah See life is like chess When you really break it down Life Is kind of like a chicken jockey Yeah Shut the fuck up man

Ormastiffio says Are there any quotes or stories of any famous people that have helped you in your personal lives, i.e. James Murphy getting over his anxiety and fear of growing old and not accomplishing anything in his 20s and going on to create LCD sound system in his mid-30s, for example. I hate that story. He's got a funnier one about nearly being a writer on Seinfeld. More like Zion felt.

Oi. Hey. Stop it. Watch those chops. Yeah, the story of watch those chops always helped me through my childhood. Watch my chops. I think Chris Hemsworth rise to become Thor sort of. When he had to learn to be a bit more humble to wield the hammer again, I was like,

this is like some sort of metaphor. When Usher gave his happy Easter message That Xbox That's going in the wangers ad next When Phil Spencer came out on stage for the first time And looked a bit shy But then grew into being quite comfortable on stage That was like my

The world's number one Xbox podcast Yeah, fuck yeah Who's that fucking Phil Spencer guy? Finish this fight for the new one Ashashama that's a good shout actually

when um when the the chief says um plans sometimes change I was like when does he say that in Halo Infinite when um

Octane's like chief we need to get some bullshit and then Chief is like well maybe something else now he should have just killed him

on the spot yeah like In Halo 1 where you can just kill all the Marines. No, I'm a villain type. I've gone barely. I've been venomized, I'm just... That would be a good twist.

That would have been a twist. I've been covenantized. Do you have any sincere answers for this? Hmm. Famous people. I don't really know any famous people. What personally? No at all.

I could name one. Go on. A little guy that goes by the name of... A little guy who goes by the name of Tali. Tali, from Mass Effect. Um, I'm trying to have a think about famous people that I like. Uh... Non-X-Wox related, please.

Bruce Springsteen. What is... his album of sorts. I think Dancing in the Dark is a cool song. not very realistic how because you knock into things yeah you might trip over and knock your head

yeah i think i think that song's about like um he was like working class working like the night shift and he's like man i'm kind of burnt out but i'm trying to write some songs and shit yeah that's how he feel about that song um fiend

hmm You know what? Something that gives me hope is Drake's reluctance to accept that he lost And it just proves that you can truly make up What you want in your head and just live by that I've got you know the song big time by Peter Gabriel Yes

That's a good one Yeah about being kind of staying humble But through a very sarcastic song. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it reminded me to always be sarcastic. Yeah, yeah. I think, um...

How many people do you think listen to that song and just like took it literally? Yeah. You know, I do want big money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. X marks.

E-all with the X on his side. No Xbox We need to poo with the X on his shirt Mm, more Xbox, please The ultimate crossover has been discovered Who else can be Xbox ify?

Xbox eyes PlayStation PlayStation PlayStation PlayStation with the Xbox logo on it My boy Halo remastered I don't know I really don't know why the Xbox thing is like if my head was cut open there'd be like an X on my brain it would look like the Xbox 360 home button

yeah Xbox has style I guess yeah yeah Um Another one for the books? Yeah, another one for the fucking books. Add another one to the book.

Oh, God. I'm not doing this one from Serene lover. Just... Block it. Blocked. Um... Oh, God, some of these are just fucking insane. Hmm.

Oh, this one... Yeah, this one's kind of an interesting insane from Skibby-Dibby. Hello, lads. As I'm present... Presently engaged in the preliminary phases of planning my latest commercial... endeavor, I thought it pertinent to seek the advice of you two great business minds. My concept is based on the reality that as the climate continues to heat up, water becomes scarcer and land becomes less arable. There is a need for us as a species to pivot to alternative

means of feeding ourselves should we hope to survive the coming decades. Thanks to our incredible indoor growing technologies, we should be all right on the vegetable front. But with meat being so bloody resource intensive to produce protein will doubtlessly be the real problem. Some have said that eating the bugs is our only option but I believe there is a better way. I thought to myself, if bugs are so bloody easy to farm, why don't we just eat what eats them? And that's when it hit me. Desert lizards are the ideal livestock of tomorrow. They love the heat, need little water, little space and best of all, can be sustained on bugs,

bits of lettuce, and calcium carbon. it powder alone. All that stuff is just about as easy to come by as a gulp of air in this day and age, and, if my models are correct, will continue to be so even well past the last three-degree warming threshold. And that's not all. My contacts in the herpetology business tell me that they are tasty little buggers, too. So I singled at a nice 40-acre parcel just south of Amarillo.

and set to developing some blueprints for the facility. The only question that remains, and the question I posed to both of you, is what species to farm? In considering market appeal more so than anything else, I've landed on the following two candidates, the common Chuck Waller, or the Jaina monster, or Gillar Monster, sorry. How would you rank these two lizards? Which of them appears to possess more succulent flesh?

Would you rather have a couple of... cuddle with, which would you prefer to sport an image of on a t-shirts or a souvenir mug? On a commemorative keychain? Thanks again lads and bloody do go on ranking. Thoughts? That's so fucking clever. I think they might

have solved it. Yeah, they figured it out. How do we invest? Yeah. Let's put everything in it. Early investor. Yeah. All my savings are going to you, Lizard boy. You can take my money for them Lizard

foreign. And the best part is it's speculative. What the fuck? I like the gina lizard because it will make me thinking of eating gina. I'd just like a mixture, honestly. Yeah, like mints. You know, you can get like beef and pork combined mints. Do like double lizard mints.

Yeah, like meatballs made out of lizards. Yeah, various lizards. Yeah. And fuck it. Why didn't we, um, get some tropical frogs with their, like, they've got, like, DMT on their skin. Yeah. Yeah, Madagascan fucking motherfuck, poison nose.

Yeah. Yeah, I want to get, like, um, little chunks of frog that get you fucked up. Lobb. Yeah. You don't even need to eat them. You can just lick them. Yeah. But we need nutrition for the future.

I guess humidity. isn't going to be a thing or is it going to be really humid? And then dinosaurs will come back. Uh-oh. We accidentally bred dinosaurs back into existence. Oh my god, Jurassic Park was correct this whole time. Who'd have thunk?

Wow, we really never thought to think if we should or shouldn't. And we just did. Fuck. Fucking good fucking motherfuck reference, man. You sort of never really stopped to, think about whether you should and just sort of did what you could sort of thing. I love when Jeff Goldblum says that.

Yeah. Do you want to hear my Jeff Goldblum impression? Yeah. Look, right, it's not so much about whether you could. It's more about sort of whether you should style. You just got to go, Arama. Arama. You never Arama sort of thought about whether you could.

Yeah, Arama. Irma. Orima. That's one of wizard's spells, I think. Urma. Arama, son of Faramar. What would you do? Okay, Gandalf bumps into Dumbledore at the Academy.

What's up, Dumbull? Hello there, my boy. Which one are you? Let's do a roleplay. Which one would I be better as? Dumbledore. Hello there, my boy. Hello there, Dumbull.

It seems like you're really overdoing it with the voice. This is just how I spoke. Talk. Lear, Dumbledore said calmly. Letter, Latter, Dumbledore said calmly. Do you want to go for some butter beer, old fucking chum, man? That's my line, silly. You had me at butter beer.

You should be saying, um, fucking, um... You should be saying, listen to me. You need more calcium. Your bones are like, say. No, listen, yeah? I'm listening. Uh, you know, pipe weed. That's Gandalf style.

Yeah. My style is butter bit. Do you want to hit this shit, Dumbull? Loss. Dobby, give me some more of that weed. Yes, master. Dobby. Fetch me some butter beer my slave of sorts.

That was a good one. That was a really good one. See, these are the sorts of ideas that we're bringing. Clever, clever ideas. More experiments for the ages. More thoughts, more ideas. We're like those guys from the trigonometry podcast. Except not quite as cool.

Yeah. Well, Richard the lesbian has one for us. Brothers Belkman, I need your help. When I, American, was little, I was taught by my father, English, to refer to my penis as my winky, which I assumed was Brit slang for it. Growing up, I learned that my father's mother would be referred to as winky by her husband, because she would always be winking at people. Yet this revelation still came as a shock to me for obvious reasons. I considered asking Google if Winky was indeed British penis slang Since I'm too embarrassed to ask my father about it

But then I thought Fuck that shit When I have two other English boys I could ask about it In this very weekly thread So what is the truth of Winky boys Additionally, what are your thoughts on British slang and slang in general? What are your favourite and hated slang Whether domestic or abroad?

Well, let me bloody tell you Winky is definitely like Somebody talks about their winky, you know what they mean. Their cock-hole. Yeah. Well, not the cock-hole. The urethra. No.

Wee-willy-winky. We-Willie-winky. Yeah, because you wee out of your willy-winky. Willie is a more common one for when you're like a kid and you're talking about your penis. Get me really weird. Um, that's my willie spit. What was the fucking question? He said, what's a winky?

It's a willy. What's your favorite winky term? Hmm. Willie? I hate Fanny. For vagina. But that's different. That means ass, doesn't it, in America?

Yeah. But I just hate that word. I hate the f of it. Fur? So you hate fuck. No, fuck's fine. Because it's not talking about like a bit. Cooter.

Cooter. Cooter's cool. I love. And Coochie. Coochie's funny. Um... Put your cooter away. Uh...

I like, um, wanky. That's a good one. I like, um... In school, did you ever have to, like, during, like, a sex ed thing, like, make a list of, like, slang terms like this? No. I don't think so. In science. for some reason in like year eight i think it was um everyone was like hand just doing it for a lot

everyone was handed post-it notes and like there was a box in the middle of the class of like let's see what these mean um now i'm thinking about i'm like why did we do that yeah so you know what a cooter is that kuta was definitely not on that but the one i remember um that was like so like whoa what the fuck yeah someone wrote down Willie garage What the fuck? Yeah Oh

slang for a cup of tea In the UK is known as a cup Do you want a comma? We have some crazy ones over here Yeah And they're regional as well Yeah like a freakle A freakle

Yeah A freak off Yeah, we have these events Yeah, that's what King Charles called his Want to go for a freakle darling Not again, Mr King Um Oh, do invite Jimmy

There must be some British slang Um Yeah, I named five Afternoon, dearie That's a good one Oh, did they, dear me? What's that?

What does that mean? It's pretty obvious, isn't it? Oh, right, yeah, I use some, I use a lot of these, actually. Bloke. That's not slang, that's just English. That's the fuck up. A man or guy. Chuffed.

When was the last time you used chuffed? Every fucking day. Oh, I was proper chuffed with that one, lad. Yeah, northerners have, like, the best ones. Yeah, they do. They have the best slang. Yeah. Pizzi.

Pizzi. For pizza. Oh, I use knackard quite a lot. Yeah, I love knackard. I've had someone say to me that that was like a rude word. No. Yeah, I was like... Don't say knackard.

That's like saying cuder. Yeah. No, shut up. It's like, what the fuck? To be knacked. What's wrong with that? That's a really good PlayStation game. Yeah.

Gutted. Oh, got it, mate. Oh, I'm... proper got it, lad. Bloke, I'm chuffed because you're so knackard and I'm gutted that you're quid dodgy skin. Lou? Where's the loo so I can do a big...

I always say Lou. I just ask where the bathroom is. Where's the fucking toilet? Well, there's no fucking bath in a pub, is there? Where's the bathroom, blues? I need to do a poo. Hello, where is the loo? Where's you a Lou, mate?

Oh, mate. You couldn't point me towards a loo, could you? Go on people, mate. Yeah, I never do that. I do that a lot. You're right, mate. Oh, I couldn't point me towards a shitter, could you? I needed slash.

I need to relieve the one-eyed snake. Ozzy is a really good slang. Yeah, obviously. Obviously. As in Oz. in slang as well as awesome. Hello there. Wagwan.

Oh, cheers as well. Oh yeah, I say cheers all the time. Yeah. Hey, Wagwan. Could you point me towards the shit to cheers? Fuck.

Also, the joke is that... Oh, whatever. No, fucking... Taking the piss is a good one. Yeah, I'm taking the piss. Hey, I need to... I'm not taking the piss. or anything, but I need to take a piss.

Can you point me towards the shitter, please? Cheers. Bits and bobs? Bits and bobs isn't real. No one says that. Bits and bobs on a fucking plate. I need to just drop some bits and bobs in the fucking shitter. Cheers, son. Where is it?

Oh, picky bits from the loo. I need to have picked some bits out of you know where. Could you point me towards the loo love, please? This one I fucking love. Faf. Oh, yeah. It's a fucking faff. Look, I'm not taking the piss or faffing about over it.

It can point me as always a shitter, please love. Any American listening is like, what are they saying? Yeah. What's a strange dialect? Well, all the Brits listening are just like, yep. Uh-huh. Bob's your uncle. Yeah.

I thought you were going to say more about. What's your uncle? I was just like, no, yep. It's just like getting too long where I'm trying to string them all together Right For Ace Describe things as Ace Yeah

Oh have you seen the new fucking tracking down Gollum the film Damn A truck of Aze in that one time A load of Tosh That's fucking wanky phrase Do you understand how much of a load of Tosh What you just said is, motherfucker?

You're just speaking total Tash Oh, listen up, yeah? You're just speaking mad Tosh fam. The bees' knees. That's not British. Bloody hell, that's the fucking bees' knees. You realize bees don't have knees, right? Bonkers.

Yeah. Wait, bloody. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Oh, you couldn't point me towards the bloody pisser because you need to slash. Bloody hell there's blood in my piss Bloody hell

My arsehole's about to explode everywhere You couldn't point me towards the shitter Could you go ahead Cheers Bloody is the best one Bloody Oh bloody fuck That's the make sense

I like imagining that there's someone Who's like never been to the UK He is the real fucked up way I use bloody Yeah yeah You're really bad at using bloody I've reinvented bloody Yeah

Bloody Bloody No one's ever used it like that like that No Cheerio You like that one don't you It's not right Bloody Cheerio son

Cheezed off That's Canadian That's Canadian That isn't Tell me your cheese teasing fan Chinwag Look, I'm here to just have a chinwag

About my shitty shitter asshole Bloody shit Did I already do chuffed? Yeah I'm chuffed you pointed me towards the shitter I almost fucking exploded in my underroos You said cupper Hey you couldn't pass me a copper would you love

Cheers Draft cow Daffed cow What now, brown cow? Donkeys' ears. Donkeys years, yeah. Gosh, I haven't had a faff in donkeys years. You couldn't point me towards the loo, could you, son?

I haven't had a shit in donkeys' years. You're really giving them good context. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the aim? Dodgy. It's well dodgy in that loo. Thanks for pointing me towards the loo, but you could have fucking warned me how to dodge it is in.

there. Christ. Blood D-Dee. It's bloody dodgy in there. Easy peasy. Othal puzzle. Oye, you couldn't point me towards the loo, could you? Cheers. Yes, of course, sir. The loo?

Well, it's... what was the thing again? Easy peasy. Ah, it's easy-peasy, lad. It's just round the corner there, son. Fuck off. Yeah, that's how it's fuck off. Yeah, I invented that one. Oh, you fucking bastard. Fuck off, you cooter. When I was in Bristol the other day, I was walking to the train station.

And there was this guy, like, walking a few feet in front of me, like, to get into the train station. And he locked eyes with someone else. This was about, like, 10 p.m. And, like, they just started, like, shouting at each other. I couldn't figure out, like, why. And they were like, go on then, do something then. Fuck you, let's go. And it was like, whoa, where the fuck did it?

And then he just, like, walked off. You're starting, son? You starting? Yeah. And he was, the guy in front of me, he was walking, like, chest proper, like, puffed out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, bloody. Yeah.

And, uh, yeah, it was like, way, this is kind of funny. Wow. Wow, amazing shits. Bloody amazing. Effing and blinding? He was effing and blinding about going to the low. I'll tell you. I just heard someone effing and blinding from the other stall.

It must have been a real bloody bad one. Oh my God, there's so many good ones. Full of beans. Listen, son, I'm full of beans and need to go to the shitter now. No, that doesn't. No, that's not what it means. He's running around like he's full of beans. Yeah, you can make like a double entendre joke out of it.

Gosh, I'm so full of beans. Why, what's the secret? Are you full of energies? No, I've eaten four tins of fucking beans. Point me towards the fucking shitter now. For crying out loud. Hmm. Listen, I'm touching cloth.

Point me to the shit, for crying out loud. Touching cloth is crazy. Fancy. Oh, fancy that. Listen, sir, I fancy a shit. You wouldn't point me towards the leg. Would you? Oh, fit.

He's well fit, mate. Oh, he's a bit of a fitty, innty. Gobsmacked. I can see a brain wearing. Yes, the cogs are really grinding. Thanks for pointing me towards the shell. shitter, lad. But I was bloody gobsmacked by what fell out. You did a double. You combined bloody and gold smacked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grub? Look, I've had a bit too much grub. I need to drop a big duke. Gobby. Don't get gobbie with me. I'm just asking where the shitter is, all right? Gutted. I'm proper gutted. Both the stools are closed and I'm touching cloth. Um, hammered. Hmm.

I was proper hammered last weekend. That was a good one. That was a really good one. Hunky Dory. Oh, now that I've had that big Duke, I've, uh, I feel pretty hunky dory. Alternatively, you know what's a great album? Hungy Dory. By David Bowie.

I'm not being funny, but I haven't got all day. funny? I hate I'm not being funny. I'm not being funny, but I need to drop a dookie now. It's the worst one someone says, I'm not being funny, and then they tried to be funny. Not being funny, but... Yeah.

I'm not being funny, but knock, knock. It's like... A jiffy. I'll be back in a jiffy, just launching to the toilet to drop a duke. Doogie is so American Launching It's so fucking on it I don't know

What's um There are some funny Kiwi ones Saying things are heaps Heaps of something Loads of Kiwis do that Heaps of Like if there's a lot of something

There'd be like heaps of it There's heaps of poo in that toilet There's bloody heaps of poo in that toilet There's bloody heaps of poo in the shitty. I'm fucking out. Keep your hair on.

Keep your hair on, love. I'm just nipping to the toilet to take a shit. Lurgy. Oh, I've got the lurgy. I've been spraying Rio all up the walls. Minted. I can tell you're minted by the tiles in your bathroom. This is like building up this character.

Mind your peas and cues. Sorry I'm not minding my peas and cues, but I terribly need a shite. Point me towards the loop, would you? Do you do mift? Look, I'm a bit miffed. Oh, a mug. You fucking mug. listen you fucking mug

I'm about to shit myself if you don't point me towards the toilet not my cup of tea this country is a fucking cartoon no it's not it's normal not my cup of tea that says

that toilet wasn't my cup of tea but well it did the job numpty um I felt like a proper numpt tea just dropped my trousers and dukied straight into the urinal my bad son

Tuki sounds so fucked over that I don't know why I keep going for it Tiki Nath Your timing is nuff Toilets a bit naff Lots of lame art Nosh

Well I've enjoyed my nosh It's time for Are your bowels okay sir? Well I had a bit of a lot of nosh of gnaw so a bit of a lot of old chestnut

eh not that fucking old chestnut I'm not being funny son but I need to use the old chestnut you know the shitter on the lash I'm out on the lash

son you know what that means oh god Pip, pip. Pip, pip, cheerio. Where's the shitter then? A piece of cake. You know what?

As far as Dukies go, that was a piece of cake. Put a sock in it. Um, look, put a sock in it, love. I need to go and drop a Duky. Pissed, just meaning drunk. I was pissed the other night and didn't make it to the shitter in time. Quid for money.

Could I borrow a couple of quid? The public lose requires some change. Rank. Oh, that's rank! That's actually rank? That's rank, you munter. I dropped a big dokey and it was proper rank. That's rubbish.

Look, I was doing a big dokey and the smell was absolutely rank. Well, I'm Tickety-boo now that I've done a big fat poo. From the valleys. From the valley. He's from the valleys. There's so fucking many. You had enough wonky. We're really winky. I'm feeling wonky.

You're winding me up. You wangle. I'm a bit wound up. Give me a moment in the cubicle. Eh, hmm, yank my chain. And I think that's all of them ever made. That was very thorough.

I just felt like locking in for that. I really felt like giving it the time of day that it require. Hmm. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's end on this one from Dirt Spigot. Okay, dirt. As Brits, do you boys have any strong opinions on American country music?

I've recently been on a country music kick again since the passing of Dolly Parton. Rediscovering so much music, amazing music, that was such a big part of my childhood, has been really nice. My parents are both big country fans and introduced me to so many of the greats like Dolly, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, etc. I know those are kind of basic go-toes when recommending country music that doesn't suck, but I'm curious how you guys might feel about this genre since it's often so. American-specific, if that makes sense. Also, I love the extreme degree in quality within country music

is hilarious to me that I've heard so many heartstring pulling beautifully written songs like coat of many colors and blue eyes crying in the rain in the same genre as honky-tong bodonka-donk. Also, please do a jar reacts to honky-tongk

bonkadonk. The big Texas Jarling. I fucking hate country Yeah It's like my least favorite genre Yeah I like Johnny Cash It's the only I can withstand

I'm sure there's like good out there Yeah Maybe if I was like in Nashville For some reason Maybe I'd listen to it I'm in Nashville Tennessee My truck broke down

I'm on my knees Yeah it is like I just feel like it's not for me You know I need my I've ran a bottle of whiskey. It's good for like parodies. Yeah.

And AI, um, AI country music is pretty good. I'll grant that. What is it the? My truck is blue. My neck is red. Yeah. My color's blue.

My neck is red. I've been working so hard just to keep my family fed. I'm trying to find this bedonka-donk song. Drinking energy drinks and smoking marbury. Okay, I found it. This is Tracy Adkins. Bad don'tka-dunk. It sounded like fucking the Halo announcer.

Yeah. Honky-tunk, but-dunk-a-dunk. We got that honky-tongkid song. They say white people don't have culture. Yeah. even though it's just like a blues fucking rip-off of black people

yeah they stole that they stole that that was awesome they got that honky tongue de ronka vrons remember to fucking murder your pops gonna get you pops

release your grandma to the witch and hunter down and kill for that honky tongue Kill your grandma Fuck bitch This is my favorite fucking song Fuck

Shoot her down if this ain't her favorite Yeah Load your sick shooter And pull the trigger pointed At your grandma honky down Remember everybody, practice your aim on your ground. Tired to the wall and use her as a target go. Oh, fuck.

That was some good shits, man. Yeah. That's my favorite song, bitch. And it's yours now. I should probably put that in the meme playlist, huh? Yeah. that honky tongue bonkadong

honky tongue um so anything else you wanted to bring up or no that's fucking pissed me off and ruin my day should I see how many plays it has on Spotify I guess it's the honky tongue but don'tca don't um it's got

100 million plays nice I have fucking hate America man sorry Texan dude the tongue trace Atkins coming in clutch what does he look like exactly what you'd imagine oh yeah he got that honky tongue do you think you could go to Texas and do the accent and convince Texans that like you're one of them yeah it would um I feel like what would hold you back is like being able to make um like references to, you should have to do,

you'd have to memorize some. I just pretend I've, like, been living in a hole. I never come out my, my shack. My daddy didn't let me leave my cave until I was 32. All I do is I clean my gun, farm my land. Yeah. I think I give five shits what you got to say. Throw in some British,

idiots and say. Hey, bitch. Where's the Lou? I gotta take them shit, dude. Yeah, it's actually like, it doesn't make sense in my head. Bloody hell. Bloody. I am gasping for a cup of.

Yeah, that's fucked. I tell you what, I'm feeling hunky dory. Oh, okay, dory. Oh, well, um, I'm against using the B word. Bustard. No, the other one. Bustard? Bloody.

No, the other one. Bring me the horizon. Bye. Bye. That honky tongues, but donk-dunk. That stinky cooter That stinky grandma coo-goodeer Get us what he won't