JAR Media Posdact - He's Back. - Corncast 25

Episode Date: January 18, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:10 Housekeeping 18:26 Your favourite someone has returned... 26:38 Kevin James' Hilarious YouTube Channel 30:52 Hu-meat 38:53 Mid Break + Patron Names 49:13 Reddit Questions 50:28 Losing People to C U L T S 59:05 TV on Letterboxd 1:02:25 Lex, Xander or Al? 1:03:08 Alex Finished Sekiro 1:05:48 Cyberpunk Expose 1:12:12 Star Wars Ubisoft 1:16:16 Essential Xbox Gamer 1:20:23 JARchive RSS feed 1:21:03 Essential Herbs and Spices

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast 25. I'm your host Alex, joined as always by DeZucose himself. Hello, I'm DeZucose. Hmm, which one should we whip out for you guys? Let's just go back to the tried and true beast. How are you doing, Beast? You know, up, down, all around. sort of thing.

And I don't know if you're ready for Teddy. Hey! I haven't whipped that out one in a while, so... Yeah, no, I'm... How does that make you feel? Not good. Do you like that?

No. Before we get too deep into the show, I want to shout out of the patrons over the Jiam Media Patreon for making the audio version Possible. How are we feeling, fellas? It's another week in

in hell, in the UK. Um, just going on. Seifer already dragged this down to hell. Whatever the quote is. I don't know what the fucking quote is. Let's go deeper. I saw today in the supermarket they're selling like Easter eggs now.

And it's like, Jesus Christ. Last quarantine is what I associate with Easter eggs and stuff. It's just like a repeat of the year. It's like horrifying. I am very, very excited. what I'm excited not for Easter yeah

it's like the only thing to look forward to is that we get to overindulging chocolate there's nothing else like exciting going on we just got over the overindulged

chocolate part of the year like the overindulge everything part of the year I didn't overindulge is the thing well you missed out then

yeah so I'm gonna I'm gonna compensate for that on Easter and I'm going to buy loads of Easter eggs for everyone and I'm going to eat all of them because I can't leave my house. That's a great idea.

God damn it. Let's whip out some housekeeping from the last episode then to get everything up to scratch. The toothpaste eater says in regards to Jim throwing some shade at the Green Goblin at some point at the last episode he says, okay Jim, let me be clear.

Green Goblin is not I repeat not an actual goblin In the main universe, Earth 616, fuck Green Goblin is a crazy man who dresses up as a goblin, so I was half right. In the universe Mars Morales lives in Earth

1,610. Norman Osborne, Green Goblin, is a grotesque goblin monster. He became this way after seeing the effects the formula had on Peter. He decided to try it on himself and it went horribly wrong and he became the giant goblin monster.

I just wasted 10 minutes of my life telling you mingas about the Green Goblin Cheers Why did that take 10 minutes? It's like five lines He had to do his research Give the guy a break Yeah true

Yeah you got a fact job What's the Green Goblin? I thought he was That's why he's called Green Goblin Preferably he is I mean obviously it depends on whether in earth Whatever it was 1,000 million

Whether goblins are like a recognised real thing Or whether it's just You know he just resembles that Like had day already invented in folk lore the idea of goblins and they were like oh shit yeah he looks like one of those now but he's not really a goblin yeah he just looks like jim was quoting um the miles universe anyway which i guess is one of the real goblins but also my point was that he's a goblin he's a goblin he's a goblin yeah it doesn't make it not it doesn't make it not stupid it's just

you know the the the what's the like the similarity between a spider and a goblin like the thematic sort of resonant. Yeah, that's why I assumed it was like a Halloween costume thing. But what about like... Yeah, I can see... A bat and a clown. What the fuck is a bat got to do with a clown? That's a very good point.

But that's because the, the cringy part of Batman is that he's Batman. You know? Yeah. Because what Batman represents is like, you don't need to be a bat to represent that. It's just kind of stupid in common. McBurkey that he is a bat. Yeah. Well, it's just well, because it's his own

personal fear. He's like really scared of bats. But like, why were they like, yeah, you know what? What animal can we make this child really afraid of who's going to then become Batman? Why not just like dogs? You know, lots of people afraid of dogs. Dogman.

Yeah. Is there a universe where like Indiana Jones became like Snake Man? Based on like the Batman logic. It's just somehow that would be I don't know we're probably going to see that

Disney's just going to make it at some point snake man well there's an Indiana Jones game coming now so you know maybe we can have it that'll be a brawler like the Arkham games and Indiana Jones will become snake man at the end I really feel like indie just needs to be retired yes I need to be Amazon

who the fuck are they going to get to voice Indiana Jones in the game because imagine asking Harrison Ford Yoke and you've always liked a video game he just thought fuck no I'm not gonna fucking do that I hope it's Nolan North yeah I think it should really really

definitely be him and if not maybe Troy Baker that's another great suggestion there you're really on fire today actually I do love just like trying to predict what people are going to attach themselves to in the comments

like is it going to be an incorrect green goblin fact is it going to be problems with the end of lost because we have one of those I just threw that out there and like such a throwaway line and a couple episodes ago and someone left this like chunky actually loss ending is

way more profound than being it's not as bullshit they made it up as they went along now great now we're going to get way more lost comments thanks it's true though actually up to season three they have plans but past season three If you could just withstand seasons one to six,

then it starts getting good around season eight. What about seven? You were going to withstand one to six. What did you do for seven? No, seven was the odd one out that was really good, that I'd just recommend everyone much. How many seasons have lost were there? 40.

I actually can't remember. I only watched it when it was on, when it was airing. It was like early 2000s to... I thought it was six. Oh yeah, there's six seasons. Okay. And that guy, he's kind of looks like Commander Shepard, isn't it?

And he plays a character for Jack Shepard, which is weird. He was like the Sam Worthington of that time. Yeah. Is this the guy who's in prison break as well? Matthew Fox. No, I don't think he's in prison break. No, he's not in prison break, but he's also one of those. He's in Bon Tomahawk.

I forget how Lost was just everywhere at the time. It was like the show. It was fucking huge. We watched it on fucking TV. It was on... Yeah. I think even the BBC had it or something. Or someone or ITB.

Oh, it came on a bit later than I thought then. 2010? Oh no, that's season six, sorry. When did it begin then? 2005, right? Yeah, yeah. That's a mega series. Thanks, JJ.

And he went on and everyone loved everything from then. Jay J.J. did lost. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's one of the... Main reasons that show came to... Yeah, because, yeah, J.G. Abrams created it along with Damon Lindelof. People might know as one of the, like, worst names. Like, if you see his name attached to, like, a big project, it's normally like a big... Uh-oh.

He was attached to the Watchman TV show. Which was... Oh, yeah, I might be getting him mixed up, actually, with... He was also attached to... Actually, no, no, this is the guy I was thinking of, yeah, Lost Prometheus Star Trek into darkness Jeffrey Lieber I have her watchman's actually good

but I haven't seen that one so I can't comment but yeah let's end our housekeeping with a question for you James just to elaborate a Brit on your favorite thing of all time The silent alien says I request that James goes into detail and which type of bread is his favourite

white brown 50-50 seeded what's your like default bread it's just chunky white bread now when you go to yeah that's like really thick slices of fresh bread

white bread fucking delicious there's nothing like when you go to a bakery that that is the option you just get a loaf of white bread and then that's it I'm that basic do you not do the old Mark Corrigan and get a loaf of white and a loaf of brown and then you've got like

yeah you've got dessert dinner and dessert no just just just Just white. There, not even some seeded in there? No, extra bit of protein. No. Doesn't go well with the butter.

Yeah, it does. No. I like my bread plain. And that's all there is to say. I should have expected it, I guess. Unless you put bacon and chocolate chips in it, that's when it's quite yummy. And seeded? Bacon bread.

What? Like, you get, make a sound... Oh, you mean like in between. Yeah, then you put... There's some bacon on it of your butter. So you meant like literally baking bacon into a loaf. Yeah, that's also incredible. But like just, you know, chocolate chips and bread and bacon is a good combination.

Chocolate chips and a sandwich. Yeah, with bacon. What are you talking? Hang on. Because the chocolate melts a bit and it paints. That's not my main issue. My main issue was just the combination of the two things. You know, I didn't want to get into the science per se.

Just the fact that you're combining chocolate and. Because I zoned out from him then, because I was just reading about Matthew Fox, actively and lost. I just sort of went, I was going down a bit of a rabbit hole, and I zoned it just for like 10 seconds, and I came back to fucking chocolate and bacon sandwiches. Is, because the chocolate obviously melts with the warm bacon, and it creates this nice, sweet layer between...

Are you just making his up to the... He's lying. Yeah, and, of course, because it's just his whole thing, isn't it? It's to be like, oh, what subversive, awful food can I suggest this week? No, I'm actually... getting people to like try it and stuff yeah like the baked beans and pasta I've never had it it's all just been

a fucking ploying in the beginning wait no that one's got to be real the baked beans and pasta I believe that one but I think you're trying to like cover your tracks you're trying to pretend that it was fake the whole time no I I've eaten beans and pasta

a lot that's just one of my things but this I can say I have tried How do you feel on bryosh? Where do you stand on bryosh? Brioch has chocolate chips in and is incredible. Well, not all bryosh.

Yeah, it doesn't have to. You can get like Brett playing. No, you're right. You can get, you know, chocolate chip brioche. It's just curious on your sort of opinion on brioch was all. Brioch is really nice. I've only really had it with sweet stuff

because I know you can have bryosh with like savory stuff. I just haven't tried that. Yeah, bryosh buns is like commonplace. Oh, yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, no, I've had that. it just isn't sweet then is it well it technically there is a bit of a sweetness to it

but you just don't taste it usually because of the burger and the cheese and the beans and the pasta that they put in it as well yeah you know you should open a restaurant and it's exclusively James's terrible food suggestions and it'd be fucking incredible

just call it loaf and just only have loaves it already exists it's called weather spoons Those are, yeah, you know, that was, yeah, you were one of the first people, you know, you made me aware of its existence, you know, where there's, you know, because, you know, obviously the only reason I've used is to drink in my life. And you, though, you were sort of like a regular, you know, tasty, delicious treat, you know, to go there to chippers on a Saturday morning and have a horrible shit fry up. And you would say it was shit, but you'd still get them all the time. Yeah. I've only ordered a few months from there. No, we went once, and it was... It was a fucking terrible time.

It was the worst Reverspoons experience I've ever had. It was terrible. I have had. I've actually had one of their breakfast once when I was 17. Yeah, it was really poor. Yeah. I couldn't even legally drink still, obviously. So, yeah, I don't even know.

I was just there on a morning in Chippenham, and it was just really bad. Honestly, only good thing at Weatherspoons is the alcohol. It's the only reason you go there is for alcohol. And the pizzas. Even then. If you're getting the alcohol, like, you're committing like a sin, a moral sin by going to the Weatherspoon. Instead of just like a pub, a local pub.

But the pizza, like compared to the other food, which is all microwaved, the pizza is slightly less shit than the West. Is it because they like wipe it around the toilet cistern before they serve it? and then microwave it or something. I mean, I'll say your word for it. I don't think I'm ever going to, you know, go for one of their pizzas. No, I don't think we'll ever go back. I think, um, I believe very strongly that you should never go to Overspoons. Ever.

There's no reason to ever go there. Yeah, you don't do anything well. You need the money. Pretty lame. Yeah, you could also, you could like go to McDonald's if you want, like, cheap food where you, you know, you know, Yeah, there are places that do everything better than Weatherspoons do. They just have, obviously, a huge selection of alcohol. That's the stuff at something point, a huge selection.

You know, there's gimmicky things like the pictures and shit, cocktail pictures. And it's, you know, I guess a reasonable, it's cheap. It's not a reasonable price. It's cheap compared to everywhere else. But there's a reason why it's cheap. And that's because they don't give a fuck about any of their staff. They just want you to get pissed up. Yeah.

And then order their, like, shit. and you won't complain because you're just out of it. The chips aren't even too bad. That's the only thing. They're just fucking shit. No, I don't know. I mean, you can tell that like, it's just so much more like fat and salt in them than is needed.

That's why they're kind of tasty. But it's just like a bowl of chips and other spoons. It's like just below two pounds, like two pound. Just go to fucking McDonald's and get a large fries. Yeah, we've been on the weather spoons thing a little while. Why were we on that? You, you went down that one hole. that rubberhole.

Bread? But why? Oh, bread. Yeah, loaf. Weather spoons. I think James said weather spoons and then it. Yeah, I also just realized

that I proposed the idea of a shop that just sells a loaves forgetting that like bakeries I don't like this. Well, after COVID, there might not be many left. When was a lot like Greg's used to be a bakery?

It wasn't even then. But like what bakeries are there? Well, usually they have to be a coffee shop as well. like a bakery coffee shop there's one who wins it it's quite nice there's like none around us though

like at all vulra probably has one like Marlborough definitely have something like that Swindonwood yeah it's gross and shit Marlora's nice

it's just like I can't by the time you get there and get the bread it'll be cold by the time you get home like you can't have that warm bread

that's not like necessarily the point that when you go to like you go to a bakery like this one for example and wins a, because it's a coffee shop as well, that you can just buy bread from them. You know, you get your coffee, you buy your bread,

and then you fuck off, you've had a nice coffee. But the bread, that isn't part of the selling point for me, whether it's going to be warm when I get it home. Like, I kind of accept when I buy things. It's going to be cold when I get home, and then I can warm it up if I want. Have you ever made bread, James? Because, like, you could just bake it.

No, I've been thinking about this. Someone recommended a bread maker to me, and it's been on my mind. Because I recently got a coffee machine. I got a coffee machine, and I've got a coffee machine, and I just fucking drink coffee nonstop and I love it. I've been considering a bread maker.

You don't even necessarily need a bread maker. Don't get sucked into like another kitchen appliance like gimmick which in my experience growing up my mom would get a thing, use it for like four weeks. Like the blender, for example. The joke about the blender and the white family household is that

it gets used a bunch for like three weeks and then it just vanishes again for like two years. no one uses the blender you can just make it by hand and you know baking tins and shit you don't need a I like the aesthetic of a bread maker

as well as liking the bread maker I just like also underestimating James's love for bread yeah it's something I'd make every weekend without fail I love bread that much so I'm just going to buy bread maker I'm going to start

making bread for everyone I'll become a bakery James's Bakery Boom Then I'll move to Paris And then open an even bigger one And B fucking the hot boy The hot bread boy

What would you call it? Initial B No bread I don't know I haven't got that far I don't know the name But it will happen There's got to be some like type of bread

That you can do a nice little play On your name or a car Or some shit No I don't know I'll figure out. I don't know if who wants to whip out a topic, but I've got one. I don't know how much fuel this will provide. What if you're uncertain, then I guess just do it.

I just need to share it. So I've rediscovered something important. I feel like the best way to get us all up to speed is just to... I'm going to play it on my phone, but just listen to it, all right? You'll quickly understand what's up. I just feel like this is the best way to get everyone on board with what's happening. I have a problem, and I really need your help. So I grew up in a small country called Phukistan, and we were really, really poor.

I had 19 brothers and sisters. My dad was a bus driver. My other dad was Scott Beo, and they were so broke, the entire family could only afford one shoe, which we all had to share. Now, fast forward to years later. I start a TikTok account, I teach myself how to produce music, I teach myself how to animate, and I create a really cool animated band called The Upside Downs, who just put out a new song on Spotify called I'm speaking.

The problem is nobody listens to my music because it's terrible. So if every one of you would like, comment, and share this video, and click the link in my bio, it'll take you to Spotify so you can stream my new song. If you all do this for me, then maybe I'll finally have enough money to buy my family the other shoe. Do you guys recognize that voice? I think so. I mean, yeah, I have a horrible feeling. When do you think that was from?

Yeah, the day. Well, he said TikTok, so Yeah, it was last year. Yeah, it was from like a few days ago. He's like, he's back, maybe. I couldn't believe this. Like, I knew your favorite Martian or what's equal, equals three, like,

Ray William Johnson, yeah, the fastest goddamn name. I knew he was around somewhere. I thought he was on Facebook. Yeah, I thought he was lurking on Facebook. Yeah, he still is. Yeah, he's like huge on Facebook. And I guess, of course, he's like, got a pretty big TikTok account

and it's got some like really weird shit on it like he's just started that band thing again he must be like obsessed with gorillas or something you love this idea of an animated band and I went on Spotify and listened to some of them and I swear to God it's genuinely like the same

shit he was doing back with your favorite Martian. What's the band called? What's his name? It's called the upside downs I'm gonna have to listen. He's changed like the character design though now now now he's like That's so bad I guess he's still wearing the red hoodie But I

Yeah see if I can find him Oh my fucking God His animation is so bad It's called Pixar Mom Um Cube Like imagine what it's about All the moms in Pixar are so hot I want to fuck them all

You know that kind of stuff So called the upside downs yeah he did one about Wolverine it's so bizarre like he's just he's like that's yeah I'm just from all of the Ray William Johnson Law is coming back to me I guess he couldn't use his old like designs and everything and the same branding but you really wanted to keep doing it so or guy it's like there is something admirable about it to me the fact that like he's still doing doing it if it's true and he did like teach himself to do all of it and he's like still

releasing it because half of the songs the lyrics are about how everyone makes fun of him as well so it's like you must be doing it for something for some fucking reason for the shoot right yeah you mean he needs a shoe he needs that other shoe yeah you can tell from that there's that really weird part where he like directly says that his music is like terrible. Yeah. Like when I first heard that, I was like, well, it's like a weird ironic joke thing I'm trying to do? It sounds like you like recorded it and then forgot to edit that bit out. What the fuck? And I create a really cool animated band called The Upside Downs. I just put out a new song on Spotify called I'm speaking. The problem is nobody listens to my music because it's terrible. So if every one of you would like.

It's from the horse's mouth. I don't really know what else to fucking, what I can say about this. I'd recommend checking out the old track I think this this this timing isn't a consequence sorry but I think this goes deeper like yeah the world fucking shuts down for a year and it's still shut down and the the top YouTube guy that a number one YouTube celebrity from back in the day just happens to be making a comeback something doesn't add up well I'll agree with something not adding up there's something very off about this it's the numbers on your tax returns Jamie what the fuck federal government isn't happy with you bitch I

don't make enough money to be taxed oh I've even gone on like the his YouTube channel and it's all like the resolution is is for like TikTok so he's like abandoned YouTube basically yeah even says on the video sorry this video was originally formatted for TikTok so that animation stops at the 60 second mark. Wait, does he upload to Ray William Johnson? Yeah, I guess. Oh my God, yeah, yeah. Have you found it?

Yeah, he uploads his music to Ray William Johnson. 9.6 million subs. But it's one of those channels where it's just flooded with so much like random shit. Oh my God. Oh, yeah, no, that's what he does. Yeah, he, like, roast people on TikTok. Roasting a TikToker in 60 seconds. I saw, yeah, on his, like, TikTok page, there was this really,

it was like the most Ray William Johnson TikTok I could, like, ever imagine that made me really say on my head. God damn it, he's back. It was, like, like, loads of women, like, twerking, but you edited in, like, fart sound effects, like, in time of the twerking. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

that's bad and of course it had like over a million likes on TikTok and stuff so that really uh brought me back up to speed on his sense of humor you know and he's proof that like you someone like him is like completely uncancelable in terms of like the stuff he's said and made like if you think about some of those early your favorite Martian songs they're like oh my god they're just straight up nasty and horrible now Bitch got a penis. Yeah. I don't know how he...

How has no one gone after him? You know? He's just not relevant enough. Yeah, they just don't give a shit now. I mean, no one gave a shit then even. And he probably was too big to fail at that point because that was... That was kind of early YouTube stuff now. When was that, like, 2010?

He was a long time ago. He was the first sort of YouTube celebrity, I'd say. Like, when... But his... music project was like really popular though like the your favorite martian stuff yeah true it was huge like especially for around that time the views he was getting on those videos it's like crazy stuff but i guess just because of the business side going all tits up behind the scenes like he had to abandon it and he must be sour about it so shout out to what's the no don't don't

shout outside down um yeah everyone's check that out if they've got the time. He's copying of the uptown album. Oh my God. Fuck, yeah, he is. Yeah, and he's got like a, the Pixar thing. You did a Pixar one, didn't you? He did a micro fucking toy story or whatever.

Holy fuck. Yeah. He's stealing your thunder. Lawsuit inbound. He's going to have to start another channel. Let's ruin this project of his now too. So you can have two music projects go down. Fuck.

Um, and I guess as a quick aside, I might as well throw out the Kevin James YouTube channel. I didn't know about this until, uh, I think Jim told me about it. Um, and again, it's exactly what you'd expect from a Kevin James YouTube channel. What's your favourite vid on it, Jim? Um, I personally, I quite like the, uh... Fuck, sake. Fuck, save. Fuck, both of you. Can you be quiet for a second? What?

trying to think what's it called the one with Will Smith that zombie movie or Will Smith Oh uh I am legend I am legend thank you

Yeah the I'm legend one That's a pure classic Oh okay So for those who don't know Kevin James of Adam Sandler fame He's got a YouTube channel With 877,000 subs And he's got this

So the series he does, the sound guy series, where he like edits himself into, I'm sure he doesn't do it, but you get someone to edit him in like Jaws or Joker was my personal favorite one. Kevin James and Joker. Okay, I'm so sick of this, like, it is just like a, it's like a business tool now, I guess. Just every celebrity's got their channel up. and they just because they're so fucking rich they just pay like a group of people to like oh what should we edit you into this week Kevin

let's do Goodfellas this time or a nature documentary with Adam Sandler I just See It's no the rock but Well he doesn't like being called the rock anymore Actually does it he's Dwayne His name on YouTube

Like Dwayne's got his rock so Oh is it really He's staying as the rock for me You know He can't not be the rock. That's his wrestler name. He is the rock. Yeah, you're right.

He's just the rock. That's his slave name. He's not a slave to wrestling anymore. He's not a slave to violence. Oh, yeah. You haven't seen Rampage. His upload's interesting. Like, presidential endorsement videos and stuff like this.

Yeah. What? Oh, the Jungle Cruise trailer. How long until it? he runs for president um he used to be a bit older first yeah

yeah but how long that's better right now he needs he needs to bag like another decade of that like Hollywood just ridiculous money he's making from these snap and furious movies he's have a bit of grey you know a little bit of silver in his hair

and all that he doesn't have that well you know he'll let a little bit of it come through you know his eyebrow yeah does he have any hair on his body wait a minute probably not he probably shaves it all off huh all of it it's drag you know he can't have like air resistance you know he needs to be moving fast you meant drag is in like no I mean

in terms of air resistance I'm just trying to find a picture of this guy's armpits he must do he must Like, his, um, I'm on his YouTube channel looking at his, he's like doing some, he's making a drink, he's making a cocktail. Yeah, there's not a single hair on those arms. Yeah, his armpits are smooth as fuck. Damn. Yeah. He is, he's, yeah, he's kind of really smooth.

That's what he cares about. He's got to shared his skin routine on a... I'm kind of jealous of him. Yeah, being like the biggest superstar in the world. Like, kind of helps with stuff like that, I guess. Isn't there a movie coming out about him? I don't know if you guys want to throw out any of your stuff, topic or whatnot, before we go into the...

Jamie's got something to talk about. Do I? You do? I know Ruben's got a couple things. I had a thing about, yeah, I'll leave the longer one. Just do the one about capitalism, which I, it was discussed on a other, podcast and I just thought yeah I'll pose that to hear so if cannibalism passed through the processes of platform capitalism and it was you know in and in that I don't know like a

hello fresh box was the example that they used and it's it's human meat in there but you know it's gone through all the processes so it must be okay do you think people would just eat other people because they're being sold it and it's like yep it's good and fine we assure you yes yeah there'd be yeah yeah if it was like it'll be down to the advertising department i can picture like the final season of madman it's like their final challenge we retire you've got to literally sell human meat to the masses go on has sex of another woman instantly and show ends yeah no conclusion they smoke a few cigarettes

I'm confident I'm confident here they would be bougie ID tip it would be considered like yeah a delicacy wouldn't it to be able to afford you can afford to eat human meat

you're brave you're bold you're head of the curve you are would you have to like do checks you'd have to like ask at the counter they've got no brain in this right because you can't eat brains

yeah it'd be like a no brain guarantee or because if you eat the brains and um It's something, there's some, you die, basically. It's like a human brain. It's like an egg thing. Like if you eat, yeah, like you can't eat like monkey brain or human brain or anything like that. Because it, there's some name for it.

I can't remember. There's something in the brain which is poisonous to the person eating it. Well, yeah, because you're not meant to eat each other. And it's meant to sort of discourage eating other. But we don't tend to eat any brains, really. you know we don't mean they used to eat like uh didn't eat like pig brain and stuff like that uh there's a yeah there was there was a tribe in new guinea um oh kuru that's right it's like uh mad cow disease type thing yeah because like a tribe got it because it was like

part of their ritual where they like eat the dead or something that's like a way of passing on and they got like horribly ill from it apparently there's like places in somewhere that's servile brain monkey brain that is yeah I'm not sure don't quote me on the monkey brain

bit it's just human brain I'd probably just got that on my mind because of Indiana Jones as we're talking about earlier do you think normal people would eat human flesh though yeah I would

no be serious it's been like a mainstaying culture there'd be like you know some pushback at first but if it was truly delicious you know if that would be like the main factor

if it was truly delectable I feel like one of the main factors would have to be like health benefits like if you saw yeah it turned out it was if you saw like the rock going back to the rock

the rock eating human flesh in like an advert for this human flesh yeah it would be the rock in Kevin Hart that would be at the forefront of this movement maybe Kevin Jay too you could do like an ASMR video yeah Ray William Johnson wrapping the TikTok side of things do not my meke human meat could be tasty I think it's more the moral issue forget about the moral issue we're talking about the tastiness

of the meat it is like a kind of a baked-in thing you don't tend to eat your own species do you I don't want to you know I don't think I would yeah I'd want to do that just like even if it was the only meat left I'd be like no just no meat forget it

what about this then if you if there was a company that was set up where you could clone your own material and eat your own like cloned material it's like a lump of flesh that is like your own flesh I eat myself from you

would be the first other piece of myself would you do that because like the morality is much stranger there because it's not like you're just grinding up people and farming them I just don't think I'd want to even out of curiosity because there's no

you don't want to get the hundred well there's no reason for me to do it to survive and there's no I don't have any sort of desire to either there's nothing about I'll change this question I'll change James James you had an offhand little comment

so I just want to double check something with you you said it wouldn't be the first time I've eaten myself No, I said No, I said that So I want to sort of iron out I said it would be It would be the first time

No, I don't think You did say that I think you said what I think in it It does sound like he said I've still got I've still got all of my ribs I can't do that Well

No, well I'm just wondering if you've ever Tasted your own semen No, I haven't I haven't had that either But no, let me change this question a bit So let's just say you can clone your dog Would you eat your dog If you could clone it

So let's let's say you've cloned You've cloned Paisley's There's like two Paisley's Would you kill Would you kill the cloned one and eat it? I have to kill it No no no It would be dead and you'd eat it

Would you do it Knowing that that is technically Paisley I thought the idea of the clone meat was that you're able to make the meat without the suffering part being involved Yeah, do that then There's paste meat, there's paisley meat It's not something I like desire

Or can I honestly say I've ever thought about Or craved in any way But if you were given the opportunity Is there not like a little bit of curiousness Yeah, ball back I don't know because I don't I don't really have that thing for you know for some people it's it's like a real yeah eating this like rare birds that you like

splat open and cook while it's alive like that I need to try well I feel like that's that's sort of a status symbol you know saying like I've eaten this really rare yeah I think James is right though the it probably would be like crazy expensive to get like cloned meat you know it's no but this is what I'm saying like you're just given like a bougie thing no you're just given the opportunity I can imagine all the Everyone in the world is given the opportunity Mr Beast would be like

Eating all of my friends video Like eating all of my clone friends Paying my friend A million dollars to let me eat his leg His clone leg That's totally what would happen Yes I think James's boogey comment Was pretty correct actually

That would be what would do it Yeah people like Mr Beast would set it as being this thing to aspire to be able to do to show you are something and then people would start wanting to do it it would just go like that celebrities and shit would do it and then that would get people would just start eating people yeah yeah anything shocking any other thoughts then before we go to the mid-break hmm I kind of fancy a nice bit of meat oh I got something growing in this petri dish for you boom serve it up we'll see after these messages.

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No one makes a sound. Everything looks like it's eight mile now. That's not really the opening. I don't like M&M enough to do that kind of reference. M&M. I was enjoying that. Well, thank you for introducing us to the second half of the JARMedia podcast where we answer questions from our subreddit.

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Reddit coin. I'm going to be investing big money. Oh dear. Yeah, Flute Ninja 78. It's going to start us off. You guys have mentioned a friend who stopped, you stopped socialising with after revealing they were

Christian on Jarkass 156. I've got a problem there. They're making out as if we stopped doing it. We didn't. He ran away. They revealed that they were Christian. didn't, you know, and then we push them to the side. They just abandoned them.

Yeah, the phrasing, yeah, the phrasing, I'd have a little bit of a problem with. I was going to bring that out. We wouldn't disown one of us because they're religious. Okay, let me finish just, yeah, have you ever spoken to them since this happened? And have you found out what specific thing made them want to leave? Sorry if I phrased this question wrong. So, yeah, they did actually address the phrase. I suppose we probably kept it fairly vague.

But this has been asked a lot, I think, on the subreddit, because recently the YouTuber Chris Stuckman kind of had a video come out about how he was like raised a Jehovah's Witness and the kind of ordeal it was leaving that and how it like ostracizes him from its like family and stuff. It's really like dark shit. And I assume a similar thing kind of happened with, what do we call him? What do we say with him? Let's call him. Halo 3. Halo 3. I can't refer to it as Halo 3 the whole time. That's why you see... No, let's just come up with a name. This is called John. Nice biblical name.

Easy. Yeah, and Halo. Yep, easy. Yeah, we got it. Nice, done. John. Yeah, I'm pretty sure John was actually driving behind me the other day when I was going to the supermarket. Did you swam your brakes on? Yeah, yeah, no. Did you perform at 180?

your glock from under your seat and start popping no I haven't I don't know if you guys have heard from him or anything even on because he vanished off like social media and everything too so even seeing anything there is like I'm sure I still have a phone number whether or not

yeah I probably got the phone number too somewhere but yeah well here's the thing here's the thing the situation that happened is me and Jamie did not actually say anything when it happened we none we are we weren't involved you I think

you were more than Jim yeah because Jamie was in America at this time actually so Jamie was not even in the country was not on like WhatsApp whatever and then he's just sent a message and then I think you two talk to him I didn't I was kind of

I held back on talking so I haven't talked to him when it happened and I've not had any communication since oh really he's yeah they asked in the question what was the specific thing that made them want to leave

I think We Offhand Like made fun of Christianity No we offhand made fun of every religion It's what we did Yeah He viewed us as sinners

Who Who enjoyed The devil's fruits Or some shit You know Like video games It's the typical thing They weren't like

Video games That was like Yeah I left that behind You know That was the funny thing His favourite favourite fucking game ever Was Halo

The themes of that game Like It's like What What kind of dissonance Yeah Like humanity and science and technology will prevail

over fucking zealotry. That's... Over the, yeah, the didactic fucking covenant. Yeah, but... Yeah, it was the typical, like, oh, everything's okay to make fun of until it's my thing, you know? It's like, you can make fun of every other religion

and once it comes around, then... Yeah, I mean, I remember I pressed him about it and asked for views on different things, and it was the real gaze bad, all that kind of shit. so um not really someone i could have at that point remained good powers with uh into the future that's the thing like if it went a bit deeper like his beliefs were a bit more you know not a like creationist so this sort of thing oh yeah okay because oh yeah it was to me it just

it just screamed like uh howardly um just just wanted like an answer that placated them gave them a place in a role in the world that's it just just just live and die like that yeah which to me is is it well it's it's embarrassing and cowardly yeah fuck it to be that way yeah i do not to be a christian i want to differentiate between being a christian and then just just what him specifically it was just like yeah the religion almost doesn't matter it could be just any it could yeah or bullshit yeah but the thing is he he he blocked us on everything I'm pretty sure he left and made sure we couldn't contact him

Which he's already done before anyway No because he'd Maybe after Because he left that group chat where I guess he saw the meme that upset him Yeah But then I know at least Rubin and I were privately messaging him

Which at the time though I'm pretty sure that that group chat that he was in Was called the P hub club The Porn Hub Club Yeah it was I have a screenshot of... We've still got the chat. The chat is still

in the same condition when he left. Nothing's changed. It's identical. Yeah, I have a screenshot just called Loll, John Go, Loll. Yeah, I guess it was like... He was testing his faith, but we were just like there to test his allegiance

in the end. That's how it always comes around, isn't it? I have to show you this screenshot. I can't believe that we did this. I'm sorry to anyone listening because I don't even, I'm not sure anyone who's listening, you won't be able to see it anyway and anyone that's watching. I don't even know if we'll be

able to show you it, to be perfectly honest. I just got to find it. Yeah, I'm scared to open whatever it is on my PC or let's recording, isn't it? Because I can't find my phone in recent. Oh no, I found it, I found it. Oh, did you put it on disco, right? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. I don't know if it was before or after that, that he left. No, it was basically directly after that. I'm looking at it now. At the time of the screenshot, he's not in it. It's just... Oh, yeah. No, but...

And it's called the Dog Brian question mark at the time. No, it gets worse because I'm looking at the chat now. And we say something that's stupidly like yikesy, and then he leaves. Like, I say... Well, we're also pretty sure that his partner, his partner who sort of indoctrinated him into this this bizarre not even like normal church more just like a religious sort of group in like a community center that's right because you gave me like the address well yeah I'm pretty sure they said he should go down they used

sort of his phone and monitored his phone activity anyway so oh you were thinking it went that deep I'm pretty sure it did yeah I'm pretty sure because it wasn't like speaking to him it was like a different human being yeah that's what was so like sad about it because you could see and he like kept bringing up how he was he'd been feeling much like happier at the time but then I guess the the claws came back but yeah it's fucked up it's like uh I feel like everyone has like you know that oh that guy went and joined the cult maybe just know of someone who's done that so now all the jarlings know of someone at least yeah we don't call it a cult friend you're allowed to call it a cult if

it's just like a sub-Christianity thing? Well, I think there was like a load of mystery behind it, so... I think that makes... So many more question marks. Yeah, sizable donations seem to be being given as well to it, not in like the normal way, in the bad way. Right. In the Scientology kind of way.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it really does prey on certain families. It sucks. Let's lighten the mood then. This one from Nat-Fibre. figure. How do you feel about more and more TV series being added to Letterbox? Lately I've seen

I've been seeing a lot more crop up like Cowboy Bebop and even Breaking Bad taking up spots on the highest rated titles and also does Jim not like Letterbox anymore as you just not watched a movie since seeing The House. The House? Yeah I guess you don't use the

I don't know what the house is, you're the one, it's on your Letterbox. Oh, the House! Yeah, um I just can't be bothered to like write reviews anymore. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've kind of given up for now. I just see, I'm using it for like the main reason I like the app to begin with. It's just like a diary, so I remember what I've seen.

Also, just nice UI, you know, much nicer to look at the IMDB. Yeah. It's like a, it's like a problem on IMDB too, where, like, the way TV series rating works is like completely different to the way movies do. TV shows tend to have, like, really high scores, and it's like the same thing on Letterbox. It's just, just make your mind up, you know, I just want, just commit to one. Like, IMDB's committed to having both. Just have that be the one that has them all there.

I don't think Letterbox needs TV, because it, like, just arbitrarily picks. Like, yeah, Band of Brothers deserves to be on. But this other one doesn't. It's like, well, it's not really a movie. I guess it's just for miniseries, isn't it? That's how they do it. It's just like single season. But Breaking Bad's on there, isn't it?

It's Breaking Bad on Letterbox? What happens is people try and add things and they stay for a while and then Letterbox removes them. Like loads of jar things have been on it before. Yeah, I want to say the normal episode was on it for quite a while. Yeah. Which should have stayed. Yeah, and obviously.

Yeah, all that stuff's allowed on IMDB. Yeah. Who were they to be gatekeepers of what can? counts as cinema and what doesn't. Exactly, this is what I'm saying. It sets an unpleasant precedent and we must fight it. With that said, though, I think Letterbox should be just for movies. Yeah, maybe in no mini-series at all.

As much as I'd like being able to rate something like Chernobyl on there, and then I'd be like, okay, yeah, I've given that little rating. It's just, maybe none of them should be on there. Where do you stand on short films then? Because I find that fucks up the app in terms of the, like, OCD achievement hunting thing like If I go on like a director that I love And it says like you've seen like 23% of their movies

So I what? Because they made like 30 shorts You'll never be able to find So it just clogs up the whole thing Well I mean shorts need their own section damn it Yeah their own app Well I think at that point though The director has chosen to like Self-identified that as being a short film

So then why couldn't we just consider the normal episode a film of sorts you know so at that point it's all a little bit it's all full apart yeah it's all a bit fucked up and gate in their terms of service we choose we decide

I don't decide Jim doesn't decide not anymore our slash jar media has one for us has Alex ever been known as Lex Zander or Al I mean never Lex

Never Zander. No, I've heard Lex be used as like a joke. Definitely had Lex be used. I'm sure I've heard Jim say Lex. Oh, I don't really count the Jim mean ones. The only one out of these three consistently is Al. I think my parents call me Al? I can't keep track.

No, he's saying Al-Kid, because it's like a northern thing, isn't it? Yeah, Al-Kid. Yeah, but there's Al in it, so therefore it's... It does kind of sound like Al. And James House says, saw on the jar media document in the last episode that Alex has finished. With this in mind, would like him to elaborate on his thoughts on the game as a whole, such as favorite bosses and stuff. I'm sure the Fromm software follower Jamie would have some golden nuggets to add to. Yeah, I don't have too much more to say on it, aside from I finally beat it.

I guess it's the first From game I've ever completed. It does test your metal. The last boss had me trapped for, like, days. And Jim reckoned it was like... No, pretty easy. That's not what I said at all. I was like, I did it like 50 times in a row and then I text you like, is this boss like really hard or something?

You're like... No. Oh, I thought... I was assuming... I was assuming you hadn't tried him yet. So I was trying to like, optimistic and shit um and because the way i found that last boss i was like i'm just never going to be able to beat it and then i did it like one more time and then i just did it you know

yeah that's what i was trying to explain to you oh okay it's got like four phases well not phases it kind of does doesn't actually yeah the boss does have just four phases straight up and it's yeah such a long fight um but Like all the other bosses, it's just figuring out what they're capable of and adapting to it. Yeah, really fun. Going through it again already. But then Ginnitro killed me, so I stopped. Yeah, I think I've gone overload on it.

But as far as favorite bosses, I do like the Guardian Ape a lot. I think it's kind of awesome. I just like the whole centipede thing. You must like the demon. Do you find that one quite fun? I like the law like story bit of that but I fucking hate the boss

It's just like you know When you're playing kind of a tough game And you like know you're near the end And it's just Like it starts the way on you And you know that if you just give up You're never gonna Like complete it

So you like have to push through I have that like easy games Like with cyberpunk I'd left at a point where I just want to wrap up the side stuff before I finish it, but I didn't want to. I had to really push myself to do it. Got my refund the other day for my Xbox purchase, which I'm pretty happy about. Did you read the, uh, the, the, like, Jason, Jason Shriar article on all the, like,

behind the scenes of someone? Does they release that five minute video? Is it as I, in response to that? Because I, I didn't watch that. No, no, no. You know, you know, Jason Shriar, uh, he used to work at Kotaku. he was like the one actual investigative journalist

who had some good shit coming out of there and he did that Destiny article and stuff yeah he's done one I think it's on Bloomberg now instead of Kotaku on cyberpunk and it's like just what you'd expect where they were like trying to make two games they were like trying to make the engine

or something at the same time as like make the game so it was like really truncated and apparently development didn't start to like 2016 and yeah a lot of like illuminating stuff about it. I was thinking, because I was trying to remember

when I saw, it's called Red Engine, isn't it? Is that what they call it? Yeah. I was trying to remember, like, was the Witcher made in that? I was, I mean, so, right, I was like, I don't know. Either way, when I first, when I first launch, I was like, man, I don't know how I feel about that already. That being a new engine. That always scares me.

Yeah, because they're saying how the devs, like, inside, like, they thought the release date was like a joke and based on their timeline the game would be ready by 2022 like from the devs perspective so it basically did just boil down to a bunch of higher-ups

who like wanted certain numbers to hit certain peaks and everything so apparently a big part of it was them releasing it before the next generation consoles so they could double dip yeah yeah yeah so it's all just gross

stuff and they've potentially fucked their good Because holy fuck did they have goodwill after the Witcher 3 and now it's like the complete opposite end. That was a huge part of why they've done such a bad job as well because they kept saying like we made the Witcher 3, like we can do anything. Yeah. So like, ego. It's not the time to like, yeah, it is ego. And like because there's a quote from inside where the devs were asking like how are we supposed to make a game like this. in such a short amount of time

like we've never made anything like this before it's a huge jump from from Witcher and they were like one of the higher ups was like yeah well I figure out as we go along like we did on the Witcher it's like how can you figure out

like what was the budget of that game you know it's like yeah let's just gamble like a hundred million or more dollars yeah I think it was 200 million for advertising in like 130 or 40 for production so what the fuck Yeah, let's just gamble that.

Insane. Yeah. Yeah, it is really sad because they were like, they were trying to make a game with the scope and ambition of like Red Dead 2, which had like 1,000 plus people working on it

for then, and half the time. Like a... They got a few hundred people, I think, at CD Project, like 300 or something. How? How? It just doesn't make any sense when you, like, see it all on paper at the end. How did we even end up talking about it?

Oh, I know how. You said Sekaro and not finishing games, and I mentioned CyberCon. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm still sometimes, I'm just like, I can't bother it. I'm at the end, and I know how the fuck it'll end. I don't give a shit anymore. The journey's always more interesting to me anyway than the fucking end. That's just, yeah, I just prefer the middle part of, like, games.

And then by the time, yeah, I'm like, eh, you know. A lot of games are bad endings, too. Well, yeah, they don't really, they don't do anything exciting with the mechanics of the game or anything like that they don't say I'm just like well I sort of experienced everything now does it show how a video game story can become unimportant

you know eventually and it's like because they're not often they're not really that good so then by the time you're at the ending and the game has no what to offer you in terms of the game you don't really care to see what the rest of the story is because we'll experience everything else just be shit what's the

what's like the urgency like in cyberpunk because that's I remember like noticing that in like these open world games where there's just like it's like a complete disconnect between the main story and the side stuff that's the thing the game sort of suggests to you from the get-go that it um it makes you think there are stakes in terms of how much time you take to do things in the way that something like uh dais x actually does in certain missions and i was thinking is this game i couldn't work out at first like is this game serious with its time or not is it just video game

time where i can do i won but yeah that was the main thing i was trying to tie up all this side stuff before I went into the last mission and it didn't it didn't flow together in a way that was very nice where it was like you know I naturally like in the Witcher I pretty naturally weave between a bit of story besides story side and it worked very nicely but so I'm like they don't run alongside each other in a way that's where they're like complimenting they just run parallel and then you just have to like you just have to stop eventually and so okay I'll do that for a bit and it's not very natural so by the end I had all this side bullshit stacked up and i wanted to experience it because i knew it would make the ending better because i could

tell it was one of those games where it's like well i have to because the ending would be shit and i you know it was kind of like yeah i felt obligated to finish it not because i wanted to it's because i was like i probably should it is like an underappreciated thing for these big like projects about like managing your scope and ambition like it's good to have ambition but You also need to understand what you can actually achieve with your resources. So it's all well and good, like, saying you're going to be the next rock star game. But if you can't deliver, like, it just seems obvious that it's going to just piss everyone off. And you've seen it time and time again, destiny, no man sky, fucking this is now on the pile.

Jesus Christ, stop getting hyped. And I looked at the old jar channel randomly the other day. And it reminded me I released like a blab on the early no man sky shit saying, like, why is everyone so? sight for this game. And I remember getting glows of shit in the comments from people. And it's just like, it's the exact same behavior. It's the same thing that's like still happening. Just haven't learned.

No. On the subject of this, Ubisoft, Star Wars, open world game. And it's made by the division people. Well, because the division is good in all, but it's not really the game I want for fucking Star Wars.

You know, that's not what I, I don't want that. Yeah, it's the implication that it is going to be like a like a destiny clone thing? You would think, but then again, it might just be that the division developers are just really good at making open worlds

and making them feel very detailed, which they are. So I've no problem with the Star Wars, like, third-person shooter using, like, shooting mechanics or something in some way. I just don't know. I don't know how is it going to be framed? I'm a bit worried about that. Yeah, that's the thing that worries me.

I can't actually remember the last Ubisoft game that I just thought, Wow, that's genuinely just a good game. I don't think there is one. Yeah, because I was like really on them for a time. You had a good time playing that? Playing what, sorry? Go Street of Wildlands was actually quite a lot of fun.

Yeah, but again, it was just bogged down by the usual shit. Yeah, they can't help themselves. And it's just too long. The longer the game was out, yeah. The longer the game was out as well, the worst they made it. Yeah. Which was really upsetting because it was actually very fucking cool. first and then they yeah fucked it yeah I remember really liking them around

there was like a chunk of Assassin's Creed games that were fun black flag the time I guess yeah it was basically all everything up to four far cry three was really good like blood dragon is awesome didn't Ubisoft release like a bunch yeah the rayman games they were awesome the yeah the raman games at world war two game or was it world one I can't remember one one valiant hearts well I never played child of light but you guys I think you two child of light as well yeah they had some cool stuff and I guess they just stopped they just abandoned it yeah I really wanted like a final Rayman game too for the like trilogy I'd really like those games but

because it's not gonna happen maybe he'll be in smash who knows it won't be the important question is what's the next cod gonna be that's not the important question it is This is, though, from set economy, 4-140-40. It can't be Monofer 2, because it's on a three-year development span, so there's going to be one before Mono Fair 2. No, but they changed that. They threw that three-year thing out the window, didn't they? Yeah, they had to make it too.

That's why, because obviously they brought in loads of studios to finish Cold War, and even then it's a half-finished game, IMO. So, so there's only modern warfare 2. I just can't imagine having to, having to complete every single. season of modern warfare again he's I can't do it I want to lie the time that there's been like

a trend in the games industry for like five plus years how how old are like battle passes and shit now anyway like they started with Fortnite last year how old is Fortnite oh three years

2017 fuck so yeah it nearly has been god they're not going to go away anytime they are it seems to people are going to realize do you really think so get you can just get content that's free? No, they aren't.

Because people are. I'm joking. It's gotten too powerful. It's the ultimate micro-transaction. It is. For them. It will evolve into something else, though.

Yeah. It will. Something worse or better. No, but. It only gets worse. It always has to get worse and then it gets better. Yeah, someone has to just push it

just a bit too far. Yeah, this is the good part of it. like it gets worse from here what was the good part of like the online pass you remember that yeah that was that was a low because that was just uh that was just uh that was just a EA exclusively being assholes uh PlayStation did it too I think yeah well yeah like uncharted and Tony were fucking cocks as well for that so uh anyway yeah set economy 414 as the penultimate one for us I haven't ever really been a big gamer But I'm getting an Xbox one

And wanted to know if you have any suggestions for essential games I'm quite intrigued by the likes of Halo and Mass Effect And for James What about Max Payne? Also, when will the next Untisula be? Antizula doesn't work like that What are you talking about?

It's just like a child like that You don't know how Auntie Zula works You never even liked Untie Zula. We're so programmed to want like the next thing It's like, this the next season of Anti Zula Battle Pass well yeah what do you suggest

and mass effect i would just say if you want to play that to wait until the collection releases and see if it actually you know make sure it's not like fuck i've been thinking about this is the mass of it trilogy a must play in by today's standards i'm really curious i don't think i'd say two is yeah maybe just play two by two

what you should do yeah you'd easily just play two on its own play two just play two because it's got all the mass effect one songs in it anyway and that's the best part about mess fact one

so just play mass effect two well the best part of mass effect one is like the world building and it gives you so much like to explore in the codex and everything and going around the sit-down and the soundtrack yeah the soundtrack was really good

and the maps were bigger and all this but two it's got the story it's got like the whole ensemble of characters and stuff yeah I would say two three gets messy has a bunch of like

yeah clearly thrown in shit because EA forced them to put it in there type stuff but well see yeah red dead two don't start with red dead two though

because it will just make a bunch of other games seem so shit in comparison so what you should do is you should start with Voyes of Uchi 3 fuck you uh Dark Souls 1 and 3 and secura

I think I would honestly just say to start I think like I think I wanted the Halo games is a really good place to start Yeah the Halo trilogy Halo 1 2 and 3 don't play 4 Don't play 4 or 5 Play with EST if you like 3 And if you don't like Taylor 3 then I don't know

Sell your exports or something That's another one do you think Halo 3 like holds up If you're like showing it to like a kid Would they care? No 3 is fucking awesome Put them in a tank or some shit shit's awesome yeah I don't know I don't know what the I guess it doesn't have the fortnight like past and stuff I don't know what it depends like what it depends what

they're looking for um true those kids are just looking to be to have like exclusive shit all the time feel like they've got some hype bullshit for their friends have black ops one damn yeah that is a game worth experience what because the campaign yeah no yeah the campaign's great monomorpha no No, Black Ops is better. No, Black Ours. It's a way better campaign. Yeah, Kod4 is fucking stupid.

It's decent. Yeah, it's decent. Black Ops is better. Yeah. Basically, like, yeah. Like, then you should play Black Ops too, because that's a good game. No. Just don't.

Yeah, you know, you gotta play the Halo trilogy. You should probably play, I don't know, what else is that? Red Dead or something like that? Blue and Inside. Yeah, Red Dead One. It might be a bit aged. It depends how far you're willing to go back. I think something like an inside would be a good one to jump in with or a Halo campaign because they are fairly short, you know.

You don't want to jump in the deep end right away. Like I wouldn't say to start with Sekiro personally. I'd say to start with Dark Souls 1, then 3, then Sakura is what I'd say. See, I disagree. Shut up. I don't think they're games to get into, like, your first experience of... Um... It depends if you consider yourself a human being or a fucking mouse.

Right. Let's end on this one from R-slash JARMedia. Have there been any updates to the J-Archive S-R-S-Feed? Pre-Eepisode 130 on audio platforms like... You're butterfly. Um... Yeah, this is something we've had on the back burner. I think I actually have all the audio files now.

It's just a case of going through and uploading them all one by one, which I guess I'll have to start doing at some point. I don't know, the COVID's kind of thrown a lot of shit off that was planning on doing sooner, but, yeah, I thought I'd just throw that out there. Actually, no, I send on this one from absolutely bonkers, mate. What herbs and spices do you use the most when cooking? I personally use unholy amounts of smoked paprika in just about anything I make. And paprika is very yummy.

Yeah, so that's a good answer off the bat. Paprika and cumin. Those are the sort of primary ones, paprika cumin. Chili, hot chili powder and... Mm-hmm. Yeah, like chili flakes. I used to use garlic powder. Yeah, loads of chili flakes, yeah.

I used to use garlic powder, but now I just have garlic on hand more often because I live nearer the jobs and shit. so yeah garlic has to go in everything salt pepper has to go in too pretty much of everything just because there's no fucking harm at all especially salt because it obviously enhances other flavors yeah definitely paprika cumin and chili powder

those are the three like yeah if I'm cooking it's probably going to have those things in it yeah yeah I just have them on the side at all the times see this is this is not directly about powders but I have been trying quite a variety of chili sauces recently with food and

it makes food like enjoyable food is worth eating because there's chili sauces damn you've really changed around on the sauce thing I can't get enough

I can't do it anymore like I can't not have hot things it's got to hurt me every meal's got to hurt me that's satisfaction though you could you could marinate some like chicken in the sauce or something that's what i'm gonna start doing that'd be nice because i you know got these nice ones and they're so good and it's like it's the perfect heat

level because it's like my my lips fucking tingle my mouth hurts but it feels good it feels good endorphins man i just i i can't stop and i'm not going to stop but i'm gonna make more food with chili stuff and it's gonna be bomb do you have anyone to throw out jim um i don't think i do I try to keep it varied with the types of meals I do and where, like, in the world the recipe comes from and shit. So I don't really have, like, a wheelhouse of... Yeah, I mean, obviously, turmeric or turmeric would go in if I was making a curry as well as instead of, like... Yeah, exactly. But to be honest, yeah, yeah, that's the thing.

I mean, my cupboard, there are a lot of fucking seasoning. powders in there like a lot so herbs and spices sorry not seasoning powders fucking spices and shit it is just the trick to make things nice it's like stock and herbs and spices man i've got a recipe for the gang actually i've got a recipe for all i'm going to share it with you in a minute it doesn't matter it's just it's just this pork rice thing that you said about stock and it's you just put it's you know you fry like rough canyon and pepper and and pork together with relevant spices and then you put stock on it and put rice in with that and then you leave it for like 20 minutes just doing it's saying

and it's all just soft it's just gack you know yeah yeah the stocks in rice thing is just a good trick all round you know yeah I'm gonna share the recipe with in a minute well that's made me fucking hungry and I'm I don't know I've got to eat guys don't about you this has this has been 25 for the books anyone have any final I do Pixar moms to throw out there Okay Go on, let's show your Pixar mom

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