JAR Media Posdact - Hosepipe Aneema - Corncast #6

Episode Date: May 4, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the catheter cast. What episode is this for? Five? Seven hundred and seventy-three. They said already. What? No, I don't think it's seven. This is episode eight.

This is the eighth episode of the god-cast. It's like five. five, four, six. No, the last episode was seven, you fucking idiot. Was it? Yes, we've been here eight weeks. No way. Nah.

I'm sorry about the place we're at today. We're renovating the job room. So you've come down to just the basement to pick up supplies. And it's, you know, ignore all the whiting. Jim sometimes gets bored and just fucking... Graffities and stuff. I dip my dick in paint and just... It's kind of like Jackson Pollock and all that.

around, see what happens. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Just like Jackson Pollock. That's great. Yours, if anything, is more expressive because you use your dick to do it. So, how are we doing this evening, ladies? How are we doing?

That's how we're doing. That doesn't mean anything to me. Do you want to repeat that, please? This week has been a tough one in terms of sanity during... Before Ruben talks about how shitty everything is, I just want to thank

for the patrons and all those folks for supporting us and giving us the funds to renovate the jar room. I mean, I know it looks like not too much right now, but when it's done, it will be gorgeous.

It will be gorgeous. And that's important. We've got, we are, jar is a work in progress and we're currently working. we're a loading bar yeah you know isn't that the name of a different podcast

yeah it is isn't it I don't know who's loading like enough XP and before we get into anything else that there's Ruben that there's James and I'm in the middle a fitty bitty with itty

titty titty and behind the camera we've got Alex himself That's me The worst What What?

Just keeping you toes Yeah So how are we How have we been dealing with Yeah I'll let Rubenna continue Oh right Oh just terrible

Yeah yeah This week has been the shittest one so far I'm reaching my breaking point Um Why Not that it would make a difference You know if I did did because if the law said one thing I'd still have to do it I'd just be

unhappy about it so no explain why what's happening for you to be this week to be the worst yet um well you see I've not been able to socialize properly in six weeks it's a long time so I mean nobody's been able to no I know but it's just for me I'm just getting oh uh you know well look this is what I'm like right now that up there besides we've been trivial issues I'll actually you know speak from my heart and say the the um no this is fine my trivial issues you know what I'm gonna fucking no on a very serious note is it's generally like the bad

yeah back pedal yeah go on back pedal do it do it the bad thing for me is that when a business

is slightly operating for some reason certain teams are like the most productive they'll ever

be so at the moment with my work you know I rely on other teams those teams are on like

200% efficiency and I'm fucking stuck here at home dealing with one million

pound plus orders on the one day of the fucking deadline I'm fucking

stressed as fuck and I hate it this is shit I am not happy at the moment but you know what

there's one thing that you can fix all of your issues and that is risky so what you should do is you could go down to your local tangeries buy a bottle and just drink half of it in a single night because you know yeah yeah no that's it's a nihilistic time I don't want to encourage it but at the same time

yeah it's cringy to be nihilistic we've all seen Rick and Morty motherfucker this past week has been the best fucking week of my life all right go on why Um masturbation time Off the charts No I

No that's a problem That's a problem No that's a problem Do you know why it's a problem Shut the fuck up It's great No because of porn addiction Porn addiction

James if I was a porn addict Why would I have A free account on porn ab Just for the research purposes I suppose Just don't I'm going on a a no no touch period okay I've got I've got to somehow like maintain

myself like my brain is becoming mush in more ways yeah my date's becoming mush that's not that shit but you know but you know doing okay you're just playing video games I'm nearly yeah that's what I mean so um no i'm gonna i'm gonna call this out i'm gonna call out all the little bitches including some of us here actually working from home during this is actually worse than just being at home being able to do what you want like without without because having to sit at the desk eight hours a day then it's just at the same desk till fucking 10 o'clock paying video again it's fucking terrible it's miserable it's a bad time i'd rather just get on 12 o'clock being a university student who's

is closed and they barely had access to any lectures in the previous term that was actually on anyway because of strikes I'd had nothing, nothing happening in my life for since like February anyway. This is why you

have a, you become an artist like Jamie why would I do that? Like Jamie explained, if you use your time to make art with your dick you can become a master and you can sell those pieces for thousands.

Because there'll always be, there'll always be some like supreme art retard who's willing to spend $2,000 on a painting that's painted of a dick. It's raw. Yeah.

Speaking of Raw, Raw is a movie. Speaking of Rawl being a movie, it's kind of scary from what I understand. And I watched Mid-Summer. Yeah, dude. What do you think? It's a good movie.

Honestly, I was hoping for it to, um, for it to rattle my bones as much as hereditary did. Hmm. And to be totally frank, I don't think Midsummer is, Midsummer ain't got shit on hereditary. In terms of scare, I'd agree. It's still like a cool culting. No, Midsummer is an incredible movie. It's really good. But, um, I just don't think, like, any of the characters got to have moments as, like, powerful, as hereditary?

There is an extended version, but I don't know how to watch it here in the UK. I'd really like to, but... Surely it's online? Yeah, but if I can support it properly, I do like to do that. Which do you prefer, Alex? I've always preferred hereditary. okay um why is that do you think i'm i just find it more scary you would have thought the more realistic version would be the more scary one yeah i was

expecting that oh ghouly one but there's something about it in the music and everything really freaks me out also i i kind of think the um the characters in hereditary are just inherently more relatable yeah yeah it's a good contrast actually yeah on the subject of that

I'm never gonna watch it never gonna watch any of his movies ever why do you scared yes Jamie's story about a ghost in the pub scared the fuck out me you thought and I couldn't sleep at night

I'm never watching heredity because I would commit suicide it would think you are like there's no way my mind is not capable of that I would just kill myself. I'm sitting laying in bed at 2 in the morning trying to sleep. Thinking of that movie.

Now I'm going into my sink and I'm drowning myself. So all the ways to kill yourself, do you use the bathroom sink? Yeah, that doesn't sound very joke. Hold your face like. Okay, no, okay, tell me why now. How would I kill myself in my womb at 2 in the morning with my parents at the door? I ain't got no woke, I ain't got no night. You just go downstairs?

No, because that's difficult. Because, no, here's the thing with it. If I had to go downstairs, if I had to go downstairs, and I was scared of the hereditary ghost, I wouldn't make it. That's the point. If I'm in my room, I can escape it quickly. And that's the sink.

Or by just ingesting ingesting all of the showers. gel and like bleach shower gel in your room. Why do you have bleach and shower gel in your room? In my onsuit, okay.

Oh, okay. Oh, you got an onsuit, do you? Man, you really do have it tough, huh? How else am I could have drown myself in a sink if I don't have an onsuit? I got a sink in my

fucking bedroom. You thought you'd mean Alex's candy drawer? They got all sticky. No, that's long gone. Unfortunately. I could suck the sweet maple from the corners of the drawer if it was still here. But unfortunately, I have to suffer through no sweet nectar. No, but to finish this is being scared of all movies about me?

Well, no, it's the point of them. Yeah, it gives them power. That's the point. So I can't watch them, so therefore, I never... No, you just need to... No, no, this isn't like drinking alcohol, it's not building a tolerance. Just no, that doesn't work. Yeah, it is?

No. It is, no, it genuinely is. No, that's bullshit. No, because I'd kill myself like halfway into that before we even get to Reddry. Why would you see something scary and then just, it's still a need to make it? Yeah, just kill yourself. I can't, my mind, my mind can't do it. Ruben, what's your opinion on horror movies?

The Vovic is the definitive horror movie. No, it's not. And... I agree with James, but... No, no, I don't think it's the definitive horror movie. Just because it's not... I don't think it's very scary at all. You don't think the Vovic is scary?

No, because I'm not a tiny little baby person. I thought it was extremely tense. Actually, it's more tense and it is scary. Yeah, it's not... They're very uncomfortable. No, I remember feeling uncomfortable. But the atmosphere is... Yeah, it's very...

Well, that's what... it fucking good film and all those there are lots of people that don't like it I think it's not good because it's not like jump scary but fuck them I think it's way more interesting with the fear it creates it's it's more scary than that average like horror film than like the fucking babadook Alex personal favorite but the fuck why you're sorry me under the buzz but yeah I've I've not watched enough horror films you've seen alien

I suppose I've seen Alien Covenant Alien, what's he's a predator? You've seen a Revenge of the Sith? I suppose there is something fun. There is something fun about the jump scare films Jump Scare horror. There isn't kind of fun about some of them

The idea is fun enough. Yeah, I agree. But you know what? Actually, as always immensely disappointed me is as above so below. That film could have been really scary and then they just shit the bed and made a shit film. I think

I personally think here you're forgetting the scariest whole movie one that I'm surprised none of you are you gonna say

like the original grudge or something I don't no society right kill him so I'm gonna do that

right in my sink don't open the door don't I thought you're gonna try and open the door um yeah do not

open that door shit why is the sink in there because it triggers like a tank being a does that what happened I can't remember whether

we're in lockdown we're in lockdown if you fucking leave the goddamn military is gonna roll in and shit you forgot the gamers we're supposed to stay inside

yeah what have you been up to Alex well I have two topics um you have three topics two you have five topics

Jesus Christ five toppings on pizza yeah no no no no no oh fuck you no think about it you could have four cheeses and then just like olives or something no that's shit that's not shit it's a great pizza it's the 99 cheese pizza so what shall they go into my topics then yeah i guess so do otherwise i'm gonna talk about 99 cheese pizzas you guys familiar with the spine

Dinosaurus. No. Uh huh. Um, well, should I just have said yes? Would that have made this easier for everyone? It's the bird, right? The bird? The bird?

Yeah, they're birds. It's the spinosaurus. Come on, I thought you knew about dinosaurs. The one that's way more lethal than a... Everyone's like, oh, the T-Rex, but the Spinosaurus is actually... Yeah, the Spinosaurus was like covered in... In 99 cheeses. No, the Spinosaurus is the, is like the villain in the...

villain in the Jurassic Party 3 I was gonna say is it that one but then I was like now that's not even a real dinosaur in that movie because I thought that movie was that stupid is it real or not it's a real dinosaur but recently it has been discovered that its form is totally different because more bones were found so it actually looks more kind of like a tadpole with like weird flippers it's fucking freaky and this creepy spine it looks like something out of the Witcher or something oh damn it's actually makes it way more interesting

how many how many dinosaurs do you think are just wrong more than four loads and there are loads that haven't even been found yet I'm sure so I'm just looking at it what came before the dinosaurs

oh that is actually horrifying isn't it yeah it's like huge and it ate like massive fish like that was big as crazy damn they're going to have to update everything and um animal crossing now you fucked yeah yes fucked yeah they're gonna have to update Jurassic Park 3 yeah Alan you guys remember that Alan dinosaur yes Alan no you're thinking of Sarah from Jurassic Park 2

Sarah there's quite a few Alan screams in 30 trust me all right okay do you remember the Sarah what's his name the funny guy from Jurassic Park 2 and 1 Vince Vaughn No, the funny one Um He's the main character in Jeff Goldblum, yeah

He talks weird Yeah And when he shouts Sarah He's like Sarah Yeah Yeah He's funny Jeff Goldblum

What He's a funny He's a funny guy so what about this whole dinosaur thing yeah what's the point of it you just wanted to say it because it's a dinosaur was that not enough of an interesting story or factoid to bring out it's an interesting factoid but I don't know if I'd call it like a topic of

discussion it's on a bit of a tangent at least yeah we talked about Jurassic Park too I guess which is always good yeah yeah no but my other topic was about these The Last of Us Part 2 leaks. Oh, geez, yeah. Which I have read as well. No. What do you guys know about this and how have we interacted with it?

Because I saw it and I did read and see a fair amount of it. Oh, I read a full. Yeah, I read a full thing. A full alleged thing. Ruben read a thing and then basically I asked him to tell me all of it. And what? Should we say, well, to not... what we think. Yeah, we're not going to spoil it.

I don't want to spoil it because I don't want to make it any worse. I don't want to add to that spreading of it. I heard that the leak was that it's actually shit. Yeah, it doesn't sound very good based on what I've read. Wow, a game made by the people who made Uncharted to be shit. Well, they made the other people that made the last of us as well,

which was good. Overweighted. Oh, you, right. Pack it in. it is interesting like I read the story overview and I don't know I don't know how to feel about it because there are definitely things about it that sound like

that could be really unsatisfying yeah exactly exactly I was thinking that they like really think about how the player feels you know players become attached to things you can't just things away in quite that way

it is an unfortunate way for the story to be judged though obviously yeah yeah it could be incredible I was thinking maybe yeah maybe it would be amazing playing you'd be like oh my god what an incredible thing they've just done there you might have thought that but now reading it in a few bullet points

my gut reaction is nah that's not going to float very well isn't it lens has changed so now they've got to like earn they've got to earn their story now I guess in a weird way it's really fucked up well I mean the the game is

complete though like it's not like the final product is how it is yeah there's nothing that can be done about it it's just a shame that like like the game probably would have got out if um

COVID didn't happen yeah could have got out with any of this happening oh well yeah the important thing is at least god of war is okay still as far as we know

so that's that's good what's really interesting to me though is that Sony released a statement recently saying that the people that leaked it won actually ex naughty dog

really I thought there's some strangeness about the story because that yeah that was just the rumor but somehow some people got a hold of some like beta footage and just released it all and they are no link to naughty dog at all well i mean whether they were like hired by someone working for naughty dog fuckn't right yeah that's crazy this so much

political drama that goes on behind just this video game shit yeah i thought it would be it wouldn't really make sense because people immediately thought that um it was because of the like work conditions at naughty dog yeah yeah and it's like well if how would leaking the game they worked on what my presumption was just that somebody somebody was just pushed it they just someone snapped and decided to say like they they must have been pushed so far that they really thought that like self-destruction was the way to go that's what i figured it was i guess it could that that's also completely fucking over the same people that worked with you under the same conditions They'd have to be the type of people that go back into work and kill everyone because they got fired.

They just shoot up an office because they got fired. So they didn't show up the office, but they did crash and burn the game. That's what I thought might be what they were doing. Do you really think it's going to change anything? Like the fact that they're leaked in this way. Because Twitter, we keep finding out, is not as, it doesn't reflect culture. that accurately at all so it might not mean either well maybe in terms of sales it will dip slightly but i mean the thing is um whether this like if you know spoilers to something like i'm trying to think

of an example um fight club right i i had the story spoiled for me but it's a really good movies so when i did watch it i was just like that's a really good movie yeah so if if in context this stuff does manage to work and I mean it could totally still be a really good game yeah the gameplay might be fine either way I'm still gonna play it just to see yeah yeah um games like that now this has happened before though like there's always like rumors gal that with games and most of the games that get fucked permanently because of it probably won't happen because there's naughty dog

and they're like game critic darlings but it's going to be an awkward one for any critics who are aware of it because I'll probably feel pity as well for what happened yeah no they won't they will games journalists

big goof yeah I mean the game was always destined to get a nine or higher so You know what game probably did get a nine or higher, which I've actually played now. It's shit. My point originally, with Dark Souls 1, it's so old... This guy. Listen to me, listen to me.

The thing with Dark Souls is, the people who love it so much and will defend it, played from the beginning really early on at Dark... Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. The Ruby both played it years after it was released and loved it. Listen. Listen.

Listen. Listen. Listen to me. You're just not an elite gamer and we are. Come on an elite game. Let's go. Yeah, let's get out of it. The actual game itself has aged so poorly.

It's not that nice to play now. Wrong. Wrong. No. Make again. When you can go from games like, you know, modern warfare, like plays great to that. It's not. A first person shooter.

not comparable is it what a first person shooter that is designed for people with ADHD yeah like shit no okay James he crouched just as I pulled the trigger that was impressive

you want to know that Ruben do you want to know something funny go on then tell me what's funny so James James started the game yeah was going through it he went to you went to the deep root basin like he wasn't he didn't he dark group

is a dark group No, this is a genuine criticism. How the fuck can you actually know where to go? You're not meant to... You just go there, you get annihilated, and then you go somewhere else. Yeah, you mean games that are, I've been killed too fast. But you want the game to just pull you along by the fucking dick and show you exactly where you're meant to go, do you?

Let's go. Fuck this. Idiot alert. You see this door that says exit? We're probably meant to go this way. I'm not going on this way instead. I'm going on this way. No.

Alex, if you actually play it and don't listen to these two idiots, you'd probably have the same criticism. There's no fucking... How the fuck you're supposed to know where to go? When you spend an hour, getting full of this fucking bullshit, you've got fucking 5,000 souls or whatever, and then you accidentally walk into an OP level,

lose all your fucking shit early on. I ain't got no fucking time for that. On the contrary, you do have the time for it. Early on, 5,000 souls may seem like a lot, but you easily get that back way just progressing on the intended route, and before you know it, those 5,000 souls were meaningless. I don't have the fucking energy for that. Dark Souls 3 will probably play.

we'll have a better time. Dark Souls 2 will probably have a better time. No, you won't. That's the stupid is terrible. Darks was actually terrible. See, this will be the guy that thinks Dark Souls 2 is good

because it does pull you by the dick and tell you where to go. But it's put you into shitty areas. The fucking worst designed one for like guiding the play. Actually thinking about that first area sucks, isn't it? That fucking first forest areas, shit.

I just want to reiterate here. This is all just bait to shit on Dark Souls because it annoys people. No, no, you were in the group chat um yeah i know you know a group chat getting grumpy because you can fucking play dark souls as well because he went to fucking dark group what a fucking dick

i accidentally went there and was just like i've gone the wrong way i know i've gone the one way i could go back i'm just going to play cod you know what a really good player does a really good player fucking kills the the the what is it the second boss then you go into the tower and you just gradually kill havel really easy

just walk around the circle back somewhere we'll get the ring and then you just proceed that's what a good player does that's what a good fucking players did you even kill the gargaws did you even kill the gargaws at the time I was just like

nah come on did you kill the gargaws no I never fucking tawny oh for god's sake no wonder at a shit time you went the wrong way yeah I did go the wrong way

they tell you go ring the bell right is that what they tell you is that a thing you yeah they say ring the bell no I don't I don't remember oh for god's sake

so this is your fault I'm not paying attention to the game I'm doing this purposely to be annoying so yeah Just fall back on that after you've been defeated by a couple of alpha gamers.

Let's actually add alpha gamers does not go. You want to talk. You're the fucking number one alpha gamer. No, I'm not a gamer like at all. Okay, now I've been too annoying goodbye. I'm not quite tall. So I started Witcher 2 today. Did you? Yeah. At first I was really, like, not into it.

But then the story is very compelling, almost immediately. And I was like, I guess I'm into it now. I think it's the story. Which is weird, because usually games don't do that. They don't give you a good story and, like, kind of wonky gameplay. They give you the other way around. But, you know, the story of the Witcher 2 made me want to keep playing it, even though it is, it feels worse than the Witcher 3, IMO.

or rather the Witcher 3 is just more familiar to me and going back, it's strange Witcher 2 looks weirdly good though graphically. It does look weirdly good. They did some real, um, ahead of their time shit that just makes it actually... Yeah, it looks like one of those fake games where like they show some weird gameplay at like E3

and you... Yeah, like that weird Zelda E3 demo where it's just all like reflections and shit remember that one? Yeah. Before Breath of the Wild came out ages ago now. Yeah. Oh, you're idle. You're both idle actually. no you're not just just him did you say both your topics that oh yeah you did yeah should we talk about halo um no we've gone now long enough for um us to transition

in's part too i'm gonna kill james we're only answering halo questions by the way oh i i heard some leaks about the Elder Scroll 6 I'm not sure how credible they are because you know what it's like when gamer leaks come out but one of these one of the rumored things is that it's set five years after Skyrim so that it's not a whole age it's just so that I guess

they can just put dragons in it as Jim pointed out when I said about it yesterday I think they can just put dragons in it again. Do you think the Skyrim map will be in it? I don't know they're set in No, they can't be dragons in it

Why? Yeah, they can, they can do what they want They can make up their own bullshit The time on with Skyrim was that obviously Aldrin, the whole fucking shit with Aldrin Or whatever In five year time, the storyline of Skyrim's already ended where there's no dragon

They can bring them back Well, it's fucking, it's Perfester They have to roll on that one and should I do that Why are the dragons still in Skyrim after you beat Aldo in them? Because it's fucking Bethesda And they can't make a good game to save their life Well, it's because the dragons of us are attached. Yeah, and that's why fucking Doom sucks so much.

I'm going to say it right now. Don't really like Doom Eternal. Really? Yeah. What's wrong with it? I just didn't really find myself having much fucking, like, fun while I was playing it. Did you finish it? Yeah, I finished it.

And, um, once you get part of it, to the everything that's ridiculously over the top and the grandiose like it's cool shit you know like the doom slayer launching himself out of a cannon into the center of like mars or whatever through the moon i can't remember that's cool on all that but then i just didn't really find that i had much fun while killing enemies in that game and since that's what the whole game really is is trying to kill enemies in fun ways i just i just wasn't enjoying myself fuck doom eternal though Yeah, shit game. Way. They fucked to Mick Gordon over. Fuck them. Yeah, what happened with them, the Doom Eternal soundtrack? It was too good for such a bad game.

Well, Mick Gordon composed some of it. And he was like, I think... No, no. He composed all of it. But then... No, there's other people included in it, like, who did a lot of songs, doesn't it? He didn't do all of them. Well, I didn't know. I thought it was just the mixing and mastering that they... they didn't give to him he was like the head of it but they other people have done stuff

he did he's done a few of the song but the thing yeah they just didn't let him mix any of it he's mixed a handful yeah he's he's like done three or four of them or something and the soundtrack would probably be like 40 track song but that's the thing the whole first game people love the soundtrack that like that soundtrack made the game and then they fuck the person made over in the sequel they don't deserve any success fuck them the first Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty let down by all of it. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Oh my god! Okay, we'll be back after these messages. Yo, yo, poiraka, I see you wearing that walfluen. Do you not know that we've got some jar of merch for sale? See the link down in the description and get yourself a bloody Bebo t-shirt. You know what, I'm never gonna watch The Shining. that's a pretty good place to start you know yeah what do you mean well he fucking abused the main actress on it like join the filming they didn't she fucking lost her hair

because of it is that why you don't want to watch it no no it's just a scary movie he just kept saying to stop being a shit actress and fucking like truck I heard that T.J. Miller called Michael Bayer and Hitler. Yeah. J.J. Miller. More like T.J. Tickhead.

Well, no, I mean, I'm talking about... Yeah. Okay. This is the... This is the second half of the Jalcast where we answer questions from the community. We got some good ones this week. If you want to leave your own, head over to

R slash JAR Media. Subreddit, and there's a suggestion thread. Let's start with this one from a Cool Cat 777777-7-7. Are there any updates on the waiter that Jim likes at the Italian restaurant mentioned in episode 166? No. Yeah, we've been going to the Italian restaurant every day. I don't know about this. Eight weeks.

What is this? I need the backstory. You do? You have the back story. There's the cute waiter. What? Just one of the nice dudes there? Which one? What? Well, I'm not going to disclose too much because there's private information.

Yeah, you know the one. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned it before. Like, while we've been there. Who doesn't know him? James is a crush on him. It's like our love triangle. Yeah. No, but we haven't been to the Italian in a while so we can't give you an update. I see, so this was, this is all... Yeah, we just haven't found the time.

I've just been duped by it. No, it's serious. No. Charlie O'Neill 06 is this to say. Hi boys, loving the Corncast so far. The other day I was walking my dog when I saw suddenly remembered the time when Alex actually featured on the nostalgia critic channel and wanted to ask if Alex was offered to feature again in a nostalgia critic review of Madagascar

escape to Africa blah blah blah wait did Alex actually do this or is this a joke no that's real wait what wait what it's not real I wish you were on no you were you were in a nostalgia critic video Yeah, I was in it. I was on the channel, awesome channel. But the, the gascar thing was never a reality, unfortunately. Because then that would have been the best review on YouTube. Yeah, unfortunately, that is the truce. How about this one from Matt Figger, who says,

What is the superior method for cleaning up after you bust a fat load? One of those upvoted comments. Vacuum. Vacuum cleaner. Vacuum? Wait, what's this? Yeah, just vacuum it up. Heoving up. But surely your wink would go fung, you know, into the...

Yeah, then you get to do the whole thing over again. What's the question? Superior method for cleaning up after a fat load. Swallow it. Oh, Jesus Christ. protein zinc drinker has this to say can we have another episode

of meme chat please can't the memes at the moment absolute dog shit no I can't think of any memes I can't think of any memes I've got a list of all the memes from the years so far

so we've got you serious no okay so you've got the meme of fang's face that's a good meme

I like that one no that's a terrible fang's face that's not fang wait that's not fang yeah I was joking isn't it from yeah it's not fang

yeah it's the character for seven yes I know you don't know anyway that's not a meme is the legs that um

K-pop stars legs edited onto things is the current meme. Terrible. Absolutely terrible. It's very much a Twitter meme. Yeah. And a Reddit meme. Oh, God damn it. Then you've got

Yeah. I'll say it. That's the only one at the moment. And General Grevis is arms. No, that ended. And that's only a prequel memes meme. Yeah. This is a generation of things. We will.

I've got to show, sorry. Yeah. How about this one from Ackpan? Question. Now that you're all somewhat back together, what do you guys think about the lack of knowledge we have on Halo Infinite? Do you think it'll be good or akin to the rise of Skywalker in terms of nostalgia bait? Also subscribe to Jile Media after show.

Akvan. Um I got no idea what to think of it. Yeah. I'm not going to hype. Like I want it to be good. I would love for it to be good.

I'd for it to be great. I'm not sure what to how to read it because like is it because they're scared to show anything? Yeah, either they're really confident. Yeah, they're either really confident or really fucking terrified

it's just it is weird that they've what there's two trailers for it right is that it's three trailers and all they do is put little videos up recently anyway of them doing field recordings for the just for the sound design of the game for something that's been worked on

for five years now maybe they're just really confident they think you know all these years and it's Halo and this really is its last chance and it's make a break here so they're just like we may as well be as confident as we can with it and just wait and release to this amazing announcement

that is akin to fucking I don't know the Halo 3 trailers that everyone went nuts for I ain't never going to get that big no but you know in terms of being cool and shit and people being like that was cool

it's been a while since that's been a thing that's been associated with Halo oh that was cool um We've talked about my opinions on this before. Give up. No, your pessimism is boring. Take it elsewhere. Take it upstairs.

Yeah, go on. Yeah. Ronald McMummy is a controversial one. Thoughts on services such as only fans and the people who use them. You need to be more specific than that. Yeah. Because otherwise, I would just say, got no problem with it, man. Let them, I mean, which side? From the people who use it to make money? Fuck it. Go ahead. Drain them simps. Drain those simps.

Yeah, because another user, Yellow Tummy, asked them easier to answer question. So talk about only fans slash NSFW Patrions. What are your views on the concept? Would any of you ever subscribe to something like that, hypothetically? I would never subscribe. There we go, I'm jumping in with that. I'd never subscribe to one, but by all means, let them do whatever the fuck they want. I'd never subscribe, but it's good for the porn industry, because it's taken away from, like, you know, the big corpse

to actually the people before doing it is getting the money, which is good. It's protecting them ultimately. It's protecting people. Like, I didn't realize you were such a commie, James. No, the porn industry is fucking vile. Like, anything away from that is a good thing. And I think, you know, the wise of like places like many vids, you know, I want clips. Those are those like fetish.

You want some clips. That stuff, it just takes away from, you know, the big corp so that there's actually like a customer base for all people. It's all good. Yeah, that's a good point. My question is who is paying for it, though? Like, is the stuff they're getting on it? It's that incredible to them that it's worth of money. I guess it's that personal connection is really all I can think to, like, boil it down.

to without getting too i don't know i don't think about too much it doesn't seem that way because it's just like it's not like so hyperproduced like you know most porn films and it's a lot more kind of natural in a way yeah you get like one person's stuff i guess but they build a relationship with their audience i guess it's like with a and it's it's a personal relationship yes it's like why do people donate on twitch yeah you like you like like that person specifically as opposed to like just giving money to Twitch the company

they're giving money to that person I guess yeah makes sense like buying from a local business instead of like getting your pizza from a local joint instead of Dominos

even though Domino's is tasty as hell keep Alit people only fans who cares we have another controversial one from a Joseph Zegger Khan. He says, why does James hate ultralight beam so much? Oh, oh, yeah.

I don't. What do you mean you don't? I don't hate it. Yeah, do you? No. It's just like, I only, it's only relevant because I was working the other day. On Spotify, just, you know,

click Life of Pablo, and it's just like that song to start, it's just like I want the next song. I start instantly. It's more about you just wanting the bombastic following track instead of the... It's like when I'm working, I don't want... Oh, I don't want that song. Then listen to... listen to fucking kidsy ghosts if you want an album that opens with a banger.

I do listen to that song. Yes, well. It's not... I'm not saying the song's bad. I've never said the song's bad. Yeah, you did. Apart from the time you have said to us that the song is bad. That's because I'm trying to fist through reaction because it's me. But, you know, the song's fine.

It's just like, if I'm at work and I need to, I need, like, fast-paced and motivational, it's like, I need high-energy shit, like, Eurobeat. I just skip past it because it's not the white vibe, like, working from home. Okay. That's all. Good song, though. Speedy Sola has a question for Ruben, who says, Can Ruben talk about his experience on living in halls of residence,

I'm starting uni in September and would love some insight. Living in halls. Well, I was fortunate because I lived in the halls at Royal Holloway are nearly all of them are of a pretty good standard. They're all pretty good

because they're all on the campus and so they're all properly maintained by the university. It's like a standard that's more attached to Royal Holloway than other places where it's just like some building there elsewhere in a city so you don't have to give as much of a fuck because it doesn't reflect on them particularly um so i guess yeah understand that with everything i'm going to say about it uh i also lived in the the best uh tier there was so i had a had a shower and shit that was the

main thing i wanted was a shower that was um you know i only mine because i didn't want to share a bathroom of other people frankly i just i just don't like that very much much and I was able to not because of student finance and shit so you know I wasn't gonna not I think it was pretty good yeah there is a bit luck of the draw in terms of who you do you live with that's so do you not like pooing on other people's poo yeah not really I think that's pretty weird because they might form some sort of like beast or something that I'd have to fight and I'm not really feeling that oh that they make like a baby yeah exactly fusion yeah

a fusion yeah thanks for putting that so succinctly dear brother so yeah halls was all right that's all I'd say about it it's definitely pretty essential to live in halls in your first year because you need to meet people who are also new and that's usually the way to do it um ultimately yeah pretty all right I was fortunate to have people that were okay for one of the years that I lived in Aurs so they were pretty all right

for the most part didn't get long of everyone there you know they were there were a couple but yeah yeah that's part of it then they try it's character building yeah it's character building

try to have clashing personalities I don't actually know whether they I don't know They didn't really ask us a great deal about ourselves When we were applying So I'm not sure if they bothered at my university But they might, but yours

So Probably a good thing if they do do that kind of thing Did anyone ever eat your food? I did have someone do that The second year I lived in halls I had different people They were all second and third years And I had some fancy olives

That my mum had bought for me um from waitrose not especially fancy just nicer olives and i was looking forward to eating them and someone had had people drinking in the flat and they'd the olives weren't in my fridge in the fridge we shared you know there were two fridges for people in each fridge you know i didn't have my own fridge um they'd been moved into the other one and had this green chili sauce all over them and i knew who the green chili sauce belonged to so i knew it must have been her or her friends and um did you hurt about it i confront him about it i confront him about it and they told me to think before I say

because their English wasn't very good which is fine you know their English can be bad it's fine what did they mean just to think before I speak think before I accuse somebody without having the evidence and it's fairly fucking obvious your chili sauce my olives in your fridge

yeah your fucking chili sauce in my goddamn olives bit I hope you said that uh yeah then I blew up the building with some C4 so she didn't take responsibility no no and but she never touched my stuff again yeah yeah did you ever push someone down the state

I think calling them a cunt I think calling them indirectly a cunt they're saying alright come on need to be a cunt is there whoever's eaten my olives it just said that was my opening barrage so it's got no time for it because they were other second and third year so I figure these people know the drill they've done this before

fuck sake See, this is why you live with me. That happens all the time. Right. Come here. Yeah, get him. We have a pretty sad question from a Zillah Hero. It's the most down-voted...

Yeah, the most downvoted question in the whole threat. I just spotted that. Saying, why is life so hard, question, Mark? Why? That was it. I don't know live in a society Yeah

Um Do you want an honest answer Just answer however you interpret the question honestly Um You see boy Life

Life is like a fly You You sort of go up and down Sometimes I've watched the Lady Gaga episode of The Simpsons Is it also? that feels like something that would make a life pretty fucking hard to say it was

it raised my spirits that's for sure yeah it's really bad all we here is is there another question that isn't really downvoted because it's an impossible question that's a good question though let's go more in depth well there's someone who aren't there's someone who answered asked for something along similar lines but in a more answerable way about being average cinema goer who says

how do you lads get motivated in a time like this? I don't know I don't have a great deal to do at the moment so it's like I mean yeah I don't know

I do a bit of exercise because I know I'll feel like shit if I don't that's the motivation to avoid feeling like shit I am avoiding unpleasure and not pleasure yeah pretty much I'm raised to get motivated

well settle down and we're in for a TED talk right here but music music is so important for just motivation so what I'm saying is skip ultralight beam and get to next song

and that's motivated Okay, no, honestly, music is important, being active, you know, food, and you just got to think about end goal. Breathing, drinking water, get out of the toilet when you need it. Surviving. That's my answer. No, listen, listen to me, I'm being serious here. Think of end goal, think about what you want, think about that end goal and push yourself. Well, if you don't want anything.

just think about tomorrow what if what you want is something you can never have that's my life and i'm still moving on so you know one of those nice upbeat episodes um i'd say just um wallow and self-pity and stay in bed until about two three p. every day. Is that what you do? Is that, you sound like... You know what? It's fine.

It's fine. Eyes front and centre, everybody. Don't look. No, the actual important thing here is, um... Just smoke weed. If you got access. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She's crap. you've got to find your own unique way of dealing with things no you need to find your um what do they call it your your vice yeah and then just abuse it yeah just fucking destroy it and then you move to the next one when that one doesn't work anymore

the nileist cast no no this is positivity Alex Spookington Z says this What's their hair situation in Jarre at the moment? Long. Oh boy No, my facial air, that is on point I found the perfect mix

It's, you know, that that's on point All the time now So you haven't taken hair on my forehead Scout On your forehead? You've got hair growing across your forehead Yeah? Just like growing out of the front

yeah okay well I mean take a look take a look for yourself I'm mine you locks I got my threads dog you know what I'm saying the hair's gonna be a bad situation because none of us can have a haircut

yeah yeah it's long but you know get a haircut you know eventually I mean no Jamie can go to her oh what you think I'm some sort of fucking magician just been keeping it hidden in a fucking hat this all the time you lost it

oh it's in this magic hat i'll just pull my hair out of it i'll just fucking stick james's eyes on my fucking bullseck you know i don't know how long i'm going to be able to last with this no joke at thing it's touch my ears all the time just get some scissors out you fucking cowards all of three of you just fucking get the knife

no look if this week get the knife and slice oh shit we've explained this doing in the sink is easier oh shit I keep pulling my phone out

alright there we go oh what the fuck there we go I'd also like to mention to this moment mm-hmm me This has told me that you just don't need her.

Pointless. What are you talking about? Yeah, what the fuck you're talking about? You absolutely retard. You insane fucking... Um... So yeah, question answered. Just gonna keep on growing my hair, I guess, for a little while longer.

Yeah. Not shaving my head. It'll look way worse than just having, you know, long hair. Okay, let's do this one from C. Nathaniel. What is it, Sean Aethon, 021, who says, So my neighbours' children's favourite hobbies are screaming like demon children and ruining my day. Every minute is plagued by the sounds of them screaming, while on a trampoline pretending to be cats.

They do not know what cats, what sounds can. cats make. Going into the garden is treacherous as you could lose hearing. Well my question is would I be justified if I was to throw these children in a stew and serve them to their parents? This sounds like a question that's going to be

posted to, am I the asshole? Yeah. Yes, you're the asshole in this situation. Well, obviously they don't want to literally murder them. What about like a stern talking to? No, they're kids, let them do all they want. Well, no, I mean, I wouldn't want kids screeching and holler.

in all the time especially when everyone's trapped indoors like we get it it's tough but you know everyone else's having a bad time too so maybe like just you know moderate that screaming to like maybe an hour of it a day you little cunts yeah everyone has their breaking point so you and do i don't have that really often i guess he's got no response to it can no just just leave them I'd say, just let them go, free. Just release them into the wild. Into the woods.

Yeah, as people should be. If they survive, they get to become Spartans for King Leonidas. Yeah, for King, Laughtrake. No, they can just be kids. Let them be kids. No, there's letting them be kids, and then there's letting them do what they want. And everyone else is having a bad time at home, too. You don't need to hear screeching a hollum.

pair with them though wouldn't we be doing that you'd go and ask their parents we're like you know look we're all trying to like make the best of this you know what happens and that happens they think you're dickhead for doing that

they're shitty power I don't care well anyway I don't care because I don't live there yeah I don't give a fucking two shits about your bullshit life yeah

this is how I feel about that oh Pink, Pink Moon 91 has this one for us. Hi Char, I've known about this podcast for quite a while, but I started listening to you guys last Monday and consistently been binge watching most of the episodes on YouTube for the last week. You guys talk about many different things, but most important of all, I like to hear British people talking. It calms down my nerves. I'd love to hear your opinions on this.

Are you afraid of having a ridiculous or stupid, I'm certainly afraid to die in uncomfortable positions or embarrassing circumstances. Also, what is your favourite Pink Floyd song? Okay, so let's pass the... Okay, so the first thing about is about having a crazy death. No, they were asking if we're worried about having like an embarrassing death. Yeah, that means it's better. Does it?

You've got to go out in the best way possible. If it's really embarrassing and nobody wants to talk about it, you've done your job. I don't mean you've done your job Was it a suicide? No, no, no, just like dying of old age It's just like that's embarrassing You fucking just gave up and died, like no What's embarrassing about that?

Just giving up and dying You're supposed to do it like a fucking Go out like a, in a ball of fire, you know? You're literally talking about suicide No No No So you're saying when you get to a certain age, you just drive a car and do it.

It's go time, you know? It's like, no, no. It's like, I'm not scared of like death at all, but it's like... Well, how come you suck at Dark Souls so much then? It's like... The one thing... The one thing I don't want. the one thing I don't want

is to go to my old age like I'm not going to let that happen why is that the one thing you don't want yeah I don't really give a fuck you fucking miserable no just think why you're laying in your bed and you know you're gonna die you can't yeah all your loved

run all your loved ones surrounding you telling you everything's gonna be okay you're literally talking about nihilism dog no this isn't this is this is going out on a ball of glory I am the one and only About the other part of the question then about your favourite pink Oh favourite pink floyd time

The laughing now Wait I didn't even know that was another part of the fucking question Full of Glory Um Hmm I don't know maybe I mean

I'll be actually answering this one do we even have answers for this Pink Floyd more like pink boyd If I could avoid it I'd rather not die In an embarrassing way Yeah I guess so

That's not embarrassing That means you You have because you've died of old age You've avoided everything else You are the apex Creature because you You weren't killed by a disease or a genetic

predisposition you avoid a death in every situation with brains and brawn whatever host by anemia so anyway anema so anyway I think my favorite Pink Floyd's song might be

just dogs fucking you've got dogs yeah dogs no I don't know uh it's

what the fuck I think uh one of my turns by Pink Floyd is a vet no actually I think it's pigs I think it's just pigs through different ones Is it wish you were here

It possibly shine on you crazy diamond Parts 1 to 5 That's pretty excellent I don't know Um, nostalgia critics the wall That's my pick Should we do one more? Well, let's just let him bleed out and then

Yeah, this isn't embarrassing Board of Glory Let's end on this one then from J. Chadwick who says Hey Gia, I've been listening to you boys to help pass the time while I attempt the most annoying moons in Mario Odyssey, especially the volleyball one.

Is there any sections of games that stick out in your mind as taking hundreds and hundreds of tries? Dark Souls. Um, hundreds and hundreds of tries. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 100%.

yeah yeah of course I guess that there's a lot of Assassin's Creed you know there's awful like secondary stealth objectives yeah those take loads of tries hundreds

and hundreds of tries we had to try a lot of times to kill the big dragon at the end of the ring city yeah but not hundreds though no not hundreds I don't really have that's hundreds of tries because I'm kind of I mean ultimate gamer so like yeah

that's the thing nothing is hard yeah there was some like some games on the hardest difficulty that took like lots of tries yeah yeah Monor-Fair 2 on Baterham was retarded Halo, Halo reach and Halo 4 on legendary solo had some moments so the Halo reach and legendary solo but not hundreds of tries just like tens you know just the war judgment there were a couple times they're oh yeah yeah that was pretty terrible gears three was pretty awful and insane two shit games okay on that note we're down with episode five whatever the fuck it is six yeah fucking game three no four no four sorry no the will answer this question is

just finishing away in dirt rally the real answer to this question is um why the fuck did you kill me you piece of shit any final words um try and not get too down during all the uh festivities the funny moments on youtube and twitch that you're going to be seeing in the next few weeks try and stay positive during the previous four weeks after because we're going to have to just keep going and it's pretty boring but you know pretty funny though it is what it is it is it is what it is Oh, Sarah, Sarah Whatever will be, will be

Will beans Do you remember that Simpsons episode? The one lady Gaga Okay, guys, welcome to this episode of Jar Let's Play Okay, I'm ending it Thank you.