JAR Media Posdact - How About One of THESE? - JARCast #230

Episode Date: June 7, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 00:54 Patreon Update 02:00 Housekeeping 18:06 Pick 2 Animals - Fight 24:04 Worlds First Gooner 30:29 Addiction Extravaganza 34:36 Sexuality 39:49 Mid Break/Patreon Names 48:35 The Beef Peterson Extended Cut 49:24 Reddit Questions 49:46 Papa Beltman 50:38 Banned Xbox Accounts 57:52 Max Update 59:28 Opinions on Fanart 1:00:30 KFC, Burger King and McDeez fight to the death 1:02:08 Fried Icecream 1:02:58 JJ Abrams Portal Movie 1:05:56 Video Game Movies 1:09:15 GoT Prequel 1:10:08 JAR JoJo Stands 1:12:24 Trillionaire Grindset 1:15:40 Amsterdam Trip PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Welcome to JARCAST episode 30. Today I am joined by... Hey, did I say 30? Did we go back in time a few hundreds? I was on the floor. Watch this. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the JARCast. It is episode 230 and today. I'm joined by Jamie

and I'm joined by Alex Hello there We are the Golden Trier And we're coming out you live We're not live though You're from the power of the internet Nice one So before we get into the show

Let's do a big thank you to the Patreon And on the subject of Patreon Some of you might have noticed two early videos that have recently been published on Patreon So if you're a

It's a dibby 5 pound or above or whatever tier You will receive all the extra views A week early So they will be scheduled For YouTube on a Friday So they'll get them the Friday before

Yeah So each our cast is every Monday We figure to try and get a vid out On Fridays If you want to go on there now There's a mass effect as good as they say on the Patreon and

let's hit the YouTube today is the first PO box video which we've we've been you know storing up all the paper yeah yeah there was all the bat log of PO bullshit so we had to get around to eventually yeah we've got a couple

of those in the pipeline yep so if you had over you can get some of those early ah do you have a do we have a dutty house fam excuse me do we have a dotty house farm a dotty house absolutely just dutted house it's absolutely messed up over here and we need to clean it up yeah we made some some messes let's move over to some housekeeping let's do some housekeeping where we address some comments from the

previous episode that I don't know sometimes they're angry at us there are a couple of ones who were angry at you last episode James I know I know we'll get into that there in a second Stefan Ristick's going to start us off for this segment I like this set more than the last one but holy fuck those tiny chairs

look uncomfortable what tiny chairs these are normal sized chairs last time I looked so we said they like drawing corn last year there was a small break where we could actually film a normal drag cast and we had that the new set

the new set the then new set of the table the new old set yeah which everyone hates the old new set sorry yeah the old new old set yeah and everyone hated it so you know once we went into lockdown again you know we we were organising a lot of stuff behind the scenes and this is that yeah after we um had a spiral into depression after everything they'd said about

a new set that we put loads of... They don't want to know what I did to that old table in anger. Oh yeah, and the sofa, like, well, not the sofa, sorry, the chairs, we, yeah, brutal. They were fucked. Popper, well and good.

Yeah, absolutely. So, we've now got this set, and, uh, let's be honest. It's the best set we've ever heard. It's the best set. Without a doubt. The comfiest set, the most intimate set. It's just 10 out 10.

The biggest chairs, yeah. Yeah, the most enormous chairs, yeah, the biggest variety of chairs, that's almost... Yeah, yeah, absolute chair, um, uniquity, if you will. You look at every other podcast and they're all sitting on the same bland IKEA chairs. What podcast change is set like every week? Like, really? What podcast has like such an inconsistent look that it's like different every episode? Where can you go on the interwebs that just provide you with something fresh in you each and every week?

Each and every week. God damn it. The emoji that's just like the eyes with the P that's their name on on YouTube. The eyes in the P. Yeah, yeah, the eyes of it.

Oh, those. I've never heard of it as eyes with the P. It is eyes with the P though. That's how you did it before emojis were a thing. Yeah, but I never thought, it's the tongue emoji. It's the sticking your tongue out. Is that what you call it?

No, because there's the tongue straight out the middle of the mouth with the wink. Well, do you remember the early Aski shit? Aski? Is that what it's called? I only ever read it.

Well, like, on Yahoo! Astorisk. You mean that? On Yahu Answers, people would, like, make art out of, like, symbols. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's still a thing. Yeah.

Yeah. But people have leveled that up. You use them. On Android, there's, like, a hot bar for, like, cringy emojis. Yeah. Yeah, and I used them all the time. They're, like, emojis made out of, like,

brackets and, like forward slashes and stars okay so what I was trying to say the ASCII or whatever the ankles but the ASCY says undertale really isn't that difficult because last episode I was saying

yeah I might not play undertale because it might be a bit too hard for a game like that but apparently it's just yeah basically the more violence you use the more difficult the game becomes a bit like what you're suggesting in the MassFit video or something

yeah the reverse if you do a pacifist run you shouldn't have much trouble up until the final bus, even there in the difficult sections look a lot more chaotic than they actually are. Hearing that makes me want to check it out a bit more. I might actually dive in

after finishing Mass Effect if it's still on game plus. I might actually do that. I've just heard nothing but good about it. This is time for you to just get on your knees and grovel and apologize, James, because you made big mistakes.

I've fucking been... You've fucked that big time, dude. I've been rehearsing, my apology. You've fucked that real big. That boy Miguel says Paradox didn't make civilisation Paradox has made Stolaris Space Grand Strategies

City Skylines, Victoria Europa Universalist Hearts of Iron Crusader Knights I would know because I'm in the credits of Stolaris I recommend it a lot You fucked up bro Trying to talk about Siv saying

that Paradox made it What are you thinking? Nothing clearly I know I I realized It's nice to know the Jarlings will let you know when you're wrong Yeah, they'll beat me down

When I'm wrong on my knees Yeah, they'll beat us down when we're out of weakest There's kind of a A little uplifting comment That I wanted to screencap Just to get us in a good move Before we delve into this Positivity on the JARCast

Yeah, from GAPI I've not watched JAR since 2016 I remember back in the day when they just sat on the floor It was sort of a ritual to listen to a new Jarre episode When it came out and play my over-modded Fallout 4 game I've moved to a new town half a year early And I was waiting for uni to start I didn't have any friends in this new place

Not even roommates who moved in Jarl helped me get through a tough spot Since during that time I basically turned into a neat I have this vivid memory of running around the big Electricity Tower and fallout next to Sanctuary And listening to James talk about his experience with making friends in new places, and how the hardest part is the initial walking up to them.

As cheesy as it sounds, I met my best friend by just going up to them in person after I saw the introduction presentation. Now, after so long, I randomly got this video recommended to me when I'm about to graduate in a few weeks. It's crazy to see how much has changed, but also how much has stayed the same. Time really flies.

I've always loved that about podcasts. Mm-hmm. Yeah, just because we were talking about this, earlier about the eras at this point when you've been doing it for so long there's different eras, different fan bases within subsex and everything

yeah and it's never a conscious thing to change not from our perspective no it's all just the way people like react yeah yeah we're still the same clowns we're just hotter yeah in different skin we're just different atoms

Johndon left a comment saying Is the duck head on the wall The Disembodied Remains of Duck Pillow Gaming? Do you want to take this one, Jim? Listen, Duck Pillow Gaming, where to even begin? So the question, disembodied remains,

is that the terminology they referred to? Yeah. I don't like that terminology. Why not? You, one could argue that this duck here, seen to the left side of James here, is still a pillow. And he's certainly still a duck. And let me tell you one thing, he never stopped gaming. Let me tell you one thing.

This duck's never going to be the same. I don't know what happened to that, because it used to be attached to a pillow, but one of the dogs probably got it, I guess. Yeah, yeah. I want to admit, I, I don't remember any of the law surrounding that. You don't remember Duck Pillow gaming? No, I, I had the, the history in my mind that it was a gaming channel of someone, of someone we knew. No, we are the Duck Pillow gamers.

I don't know why my memory's like that. So I don't know where, what the origin story is, but I have these, like, visions of, like, what would be, like, the worst YouTube channel that would actually. take off, but duck pillow gaming is like that kind of bullshit I think I was inspired by that YouTube channel with like the duck voice guy. Oh yeah, yeah, you love

that guy. I mean the duck walked up to the lemonade stand? No, the duck voice. The duck voice is like a gamer that plays card and like calls people a pussy and like... Yeah, and then does a Disney voice. Yeah. Oh. A daffy duck laugh. Alex loved him. It's like so fucking bad.

I can't remember. But awesome. But yeah, incredible. Like Minnesota Burns era kind of bullshit Why don't you launch Duck Pillow Gaming is another IHE? It's already ruined

It's done Everyone knows it now fucking everyone knows about Duck Pillow gaming It's too late But also Never say never If we reach

1 million on Patreon We will release The Duck Pillow Gaming What one million dollars a month The All Grey Mayor is going to own this section Hey young fellas, I was wondering since Alex was enjoying playing through Mass Effect and since it's been a hot topic of discussion in the past few weeks Would Alex consider playing Andromeda after this?

Perhaps it'd be a good material for an as bad as they say Personally, well, I do think it's seriously rough around the edges After the first few hours the game really hits its stride and I had a great time with it overall It's not as good as the OT, but I don't think it's nearly as awful as people make it out to be Well, actually we were thinking of choosing Mass Effect Andromeda is our return

to doing like a weekly let's play thing It's like the perfect game for it We're all huge fans of Andromeda We're in that camp of the people Who think it's undappreciated Yeah, we've just been joking the whole time Yeah

Yeah, so We've been throwing you a curveball That's something I in my gut want to do Is go through Andromeda Yeah, at the very least, yeah I'm curious what the jarlings think of that idea though It's you saying the whole game Well as much as we can stomach you know

15 minutes one episode 15 minutes No because I've had the itch ever since After going through the trilogy I'm remastered like I want to see what happens In that game for myself because I've only ever watched Like other YouTube videos on it Other reviews I've never gone through the whole thing I've only made it a few hours in

And I think they've actually tried to fix some of it Since the... I don't know, man. They abandoned, like, all the DLC for it. It was supposed to be, like, a special Quarian DLC where the, like, Quarians showed up in Andromeda, and it was, like, going to link the game, but that was all, like, cancelled and stuff.

Yeah, it didn't do very well. But I'm down. Hell yeah. Yeah, let us know if you'd like to see that. Let's do some topics, though. I, um, I figured for a little fun topic, we do this every now and again. but I was looking at through some of the kind of stats of the jar media

audio listeners of where they come from and what the most downloaded episodes are I wanted to go through some of the like 10 most downloaded episodes to see what your thoughts are this is within the last year the 10 most downloaded episodes number one no surprise is the worst movie review on YouTube nostalgia critic like the audio version of that review

that's that was number one but then the following one I find interesting is the Giocast just named probably shouldn't listen to this one I've noticed like in a weird algorithm way if you name things like that like don't click on this

definitely don't watch this it makes people watch it more it's the most obvious thing yeah I can't believe it slats him it's quick base he's that's why those those articles like you wouldn't believe which are these celebrities got yeah like I fool for tit surgery I'm like fuck I need to find out yeah yeah exactly yeah it's that fucking easy fuck but the next one I'm very happy with the normal episode you see I was kind of expecting that to be number one. Yeah, really.

The go-to episode. Yes, we were talking earlier about the war that's kind of brilliant between the Curry episode and the normal episode. Mm-hmm. Now there's sort of sects growing of people who prefer one over the other. I won't put down my judgment. Yeah, I don't

want to make an alliance with either side. When does the cold war happen between the two? It's going on now. When's the ballistic missile missile being developed? When's what about um like the geography stats of um i think americans of where in the world people are listening so america is going to be high up australia will be pretty high so okay let me say the percent

of listeners and you guess what country is okay yep 35.59 percent so this is the biggest chunk united kingdom jim is that all america Yeah, that's the gamble The winner is America The United States That's what I was going to say It's 35.59% of Jarl listeners

Followed by 32.16% of UK listeners So it's nearly equal there Which is interesting So where do you think is 7.73% Which is the next Australia? Australia

Yeah, Australia is next up Followed by 4.63% Who's the left? Russia The world of note Spain No Russia No Spain

Europe I don't think you're going to guess this It's Canada Really? No Canada makes sense It does make sense In hindsight Yeah

Mm-hmm Followed by 2.45% Ireland Yeah no Come on Irish people You're UK Oh

Jamie Big mistake bro You're getting us cancelled 2.37% Sweden. Do you know what's the craziest thing about Sweden and the Northern European countries? Per money from ads, they're the highest in the world. So if you aim all your content at the Northern European countries,

you'll get a lot of money. That's just... Pudes as a little secret. Yeah. No, that is... I didn't leave. No, he left, but because he made his... He got his name and started there, he still had all the viewers there.

Basically his success is tied to him starting there Then moving over to here That's how he made his witches Everyone moved to northern European countries And made YouTube channels 1.61% is Germany And the last one I'll end on is 1.6% New Zealand

Nothing too shocking In there, I would say Yeah they're all very westernised societies. We need to get in on the non-Western countries. Yeah, we need to start preaching communist ideals and all that sort of... We do got 0.43% in Austria, though.

I'll take that. That is good. 0.43. Yeah. Is that like a... That's like a quarter of a human that watches us. I wrote down this idea for a topic, but I don't know. stupid, how dumb this shit's going to be.

I really don't know how stupid this idea is, so we're just going to have to see how this goes, okay? Jarmiege's stupid ideas. So everyone needs to choose two animals. Okay, before we know what they're going to be useful, what the utility is going to be in or what the... Okay. Mine's going to have backstory.

No, it can't have backstory because it just needs to be the animals. No, but mine's got... a bit of a backstory. Okay, what's your animal? Eagle. And what's the other animal? Bear. Okay, I need to pick mine.

I'm having a... Grizzly bear. I'm having a thought about this. Eagle and bear. Eagle and bear. What are your two animals? Say yours, and let me have a thing. I'm really trying to think on this one.

I'm going to say, it's kind of cheating if I do it because I know what the question is going to be. Yeah, that's not fair. Okay, give me, give me, give me. I'm just gonna use something for, um... Just two animals, just whatever pops into your head, doesn't matter. Animal, say animal to me and I'll say, dog. Okay, dog.

Goldfish, goldfish. Goldfish. No, I'm not that silly. Well, what if the question is, what animal do you have to fight to the death? Or what animals? That is involved. An emu. Eamie.

Dog and emu. Okay. so here's the challenge right okay the two animals you picked now switch their sizes around can you still kill them still

what do you mean still eagle eagle I'm saying so you're dealing with a that sized eagle okay so due to its size now it can't fly

but I'm assuming it's still got glass bones. No, but that's basically a baby bear, and they're fucking cute as fuck. No, it's not a baby, it's a glass bone bear. No, no, but... A glass bone eagle bear. No, like, the size of an eagle is about the same as a baby bear.

So you're fighting a baby bear. Yeah, I could kill a baby bear. Fucking easy. Yeah, but now you're fighting a bear-sized eagle. What do you mean by fire as well? Wait, so what did you choose, James? A dog... So you can't take the dog emu.

The dog, the size of the emu. No, I get fucked up by that. But the emu, the size of the dog, you could annihilate. Yeah, I could fucking destroy an emu size... Oh, which dog? Dogs way too broad. Like a Great Dane emu? Like, barely anything's changed.

Just go off what James's dog is, so a collie. Yeah, yeah. Nah, fuck that. I'm not... Not, wait, let's fuck that. I'm not... Collie-sized emu. A collie-sized emu.

Fuck that. I'm not dealing with that. That's just a wolf. That's just so... What's those wolves in a game of Thrones? Like, dire wolves? That's just what that is. It's a fucking huge wolf.

I'm not fighting that, even if it was Gaius. Well, that was a really good topic. No, but the bear-sized, the bear the size of an eagle. I think an eagle is smaller than a baby bear. So you'd have a tiny bear? Why would you even fight it? Eagles aren't tiny? No, he's saying a bear.

A bear that's a small. Grizzly bear, it's small. It might give it like a weird advantage though. It's like smaller. It's like more able. Yeah, it might be more like swift. Mm-hmm. More agility.

Yeah. I've got it way harder than James. Yeah, I was internally laughing at your decision of choosing an eagle and a bear. Two animals we talked about fighting. I think I'd have a better chance with the big eagle than the small bear. No, that's shit. Yeah, that is bullshit. That eagle would fucking destroy me.

That eagle would destroy me. It's just a dinosaur at that point. It's so fucking big. It's just the same point. But it can't fly. Just think of those claws, those fucking... Saying that though, I don't think it would be very effective at moving. Because it would have to run everywhere.

But that big can't fly. That's why they aren't that big. No, but just for this hypothetical, just imagine that the animals work fine at the different sizes. That just makes it bullshit. Well, think of it this way. What, what's wrong with the eagle bear? We didn't discuss anything about not using weapons. An eagle that big, it's probably easy to throw things up.

So as long as you throw things at it and make the press. But at that point, you can just say, oh, I have a gun. No, like, no, because... And any animal... You know, think... Like gladiator combat. Yeah. You've got a spear or something.

You get swords and spears and shit. Even before that, we're talking rocks. caveman shit you know can you still beat an eagle then the size of a bear no what is it if you were an eagles why did you have to pick an eagle

well I chose the eagle because I was hoping this question would let me team up with an animal mm-mm that's for a different day okay so you're gonna team up with a bear no I wanted to team up with the eagle it would be like the uh king king versus con

oh that's a great film Yeah, it is a great fun Do we ever talk about how good that movie is? Yeah, I think we did on Korncast briefly. King versus Kong. Yeah, King versus Kong. I'd much rather see that movie. Yeah, that'd be sick.

You guys have any little dingles to bring up or anything before we go to the Mibrate? There's only one thing I could bring up, but it would bore you guys, so... Well, I don't think mine's going to be that interesting. It's about my morbid corbiosity on Gooners. Gooners, you say?

Gooners? Well, the jarlings love goonings, so just goon away, will you? So, I'm really, really obsessed at the moment with the idea of having a quanta, like a timeline of gooners. The history of goon. The history of gooning. So what I found so far is Hans Christian Anderson is the first recorded gooner. Oh, is this what this tweet was referenced? Yes. Can you explain what you meant by it? So obviously he was an awful, right?

well he had this thing where he'd go to brothels and would just jerk off for like hours on end yeah and he would record his jerk sessions in a diary and rate them this is gooning behaviour alright so like clearly this is like 1840s

this is the first actual case we have and what year was it sorry like 1840s like this is the first proper goon pre-internet gooning. Pre-internet gooning. That takes some, like, a head of the curve.

That would be like drawings and stuff. Yeah. Picasso, quick. I mean, do me out. So, like, my question is, like, we've got evidence to support. He's him gooning. So who was the first, who was before him? Who came?

Surely, if you think about it, there must be, like, some caveman that's like, damn, this shit's awesome. And he's just sat there, like, all the cavemen. drawings on the walls he's just like a goon cave that's where it fucking started no but we don't have evidence of that we don't actually have like a fact

we don't have a pop of fact that this was a gooner it's like you think of the ancient Romans right they were a bit they were gooners but they won't because they just fucked their own sisters and all of that they didn't can imagine if we went on like a historical journey to like

some like caves in Scotland like looking for goon murals of like early cavemen yeah it's like the start of Prometheus like we're scouring the planet for their earliest goon proof we found it

I'm just I'm just Now what about the guy at Pompeii there's that like the guy that got scorched in in lover he's like was he jerking off at the same time yeah what it looks like he's grabbing his dick and coming as he got

like immortalised in the form of magma See, that would be a good case to prove a gooner, but we don't know how long he did it for. It might have been his last moment. Well, yeah, no, the theory is that he saw that the world was on fire and, like, that place was just fucked. And he was like, fuck it. He just started gooning. Yeah.

Have you ever had, like, dreams like that, whether it's like a nuke's going off or some of the apocalyptic event? Like, what are you going to do in that moment? Just like stare at it? Or are you going to whip your dick out and start just pumping? It's the Chad move. He's the Chad move, though. If you're going to die, you might as well just make it your bitch. Yeah, especially if like in a, like with the Pompei guy,

like he is just immortalised. Nobody knows anything about him. But he was... The fact is there is a guy that was gooning upon death. Upon not only death, but... The most famous gooner in a way. Yeah. History's first recorded goon.

That might be history. first and I'm just we need this needs to be investigated by scientists we need historians to combine their efforts together and create the goon timeline we need we need memorabilia of the gooners saying this I think it's

kind of on you you need to be the scientist that does this the historian yeah this can be your like thesis go to uni and write like a paper on it the first guna the history of gooning just clearly if we're gooning now we must have gooned

this can't be a new thing we've got there's got gooning has to be an integral part of the human mind so there must be a point where it started it's like all this crazy shits existed for a long time but we just know about it now because on the internet or the

groups of these people can not communicate and with the way it's going gooning is going to become more common when we're strapped into VR machines 24-7 people are just going to goon all day every day this is the future we're we're looking at and we need to

we need to discover the origins before we reach the future we need to learn gooning is there like a hidden society that fell to gooning like the society crumbled they reached this huge peak but they discovered gooning fell

yeah they discovered gooning and then it all fell apart we're getting there it is like the cycle is the cycle is repeating itself every civilization crashes some will never ever get be seen again yeah but it's gooning yeah gooning is the uh crux the achilles heel of

society yeah actually turns out like the aztecs that was what took them down the apocalypse we fear isn't yeah it isn't some nuclear thing or some comet smashing the earth it's us all sticking on VR helmets and just getting fucked the goon squad's coming to town yeah he was warning us David Bowie was trying to tell us something. You'd actually have to have goon squads that... Anti-goon squads. Yeah, they have... Fascist anti-goons squads.

They come into your house and they pull you out for goon sessions to maintain all those. Are some of the biggest gooners around? Yeah, no, no, yeah, they probably are. What do you mean by that? Because they're all like sex addicts, drug addicts. It's sort of a similar, like, obsession, right? Yeah, it's, they goon. Well, I mean, yeah, it's an addiction.

I think gooning is going to become, like, equal to heroin. Really? It is that dangerous. After playing Half-Life Alex, it's like, man, VR can just sort of simulate reality. Well, I'm just thinking, like, it's just kind of an accepted joke now, like, porn addiction and everything. Like, in Big Mouth, like, there's like a joke, like, about, oh, and did your porn addiction begin? Yeah. You know, with, like, Saffrogan in the later season.

I have a... It's like a joke now. I have a strong opinion on porn addiction. Like, I see this stuff on... Like, ask any, any boy, any young teenage lad, like, or how many pages have you got through? And they will always give you serious answers that's like 50, 28. Like, that is really bad addiction.

How many pages? Yeah. Because, you know, you want to get to that video that just makes... Oh, right. You're trying to find that video. If you're going through 28 pages to find that video, you're fucking addicted to porn pretty bad. Surely that's gooning, right?

If you're going through 28. No, because you're not joking. You're just kind of sloppy doing it really slowly to get to the good video, to then bust them up. And I don't think people realize how horribly addictive porn is. Because the thing I've noticed with porn is because we've stigmatized addiction so much, nobody will think they're addicted to it because having addiction makes you a gross person, right? Because we've stigmatized addiction.

But at the same time, you're fucking terribly addictive and you're going to destroy your love life and your physical cock performance through porn. Yeah. And I just everyone... Addiction's a fucked up thing, man. I have a lot of sympathy for... Because it changes your mind. Like, I've... I've had it in a porn addiction.

That's why I've got strong opinions on it. It's terrible. You really have to try so hard to get yourself away from porn because you want to watch it. Because you're not horny. You're addicted to porn. And you're destroying yourself. Yeah, when it becomes like a...

I'm doing, I'm... Like, you're... Yeah, yeah, like... Every night, same time, it's just like, I'm horny. You're not horny, your brain wants porn. Well, yeah, it is. Your brains... It's the same thing with, um, like, cigarettes.

It's habitual shit. Yeah. It goes in your hair that makes you... Yeah, your brain's like, oh, at this time, this thing happens. Mm-hmm. Brains love routine. That's why, if you can get into, like, a exercise routine and shit. Yeah.

That becomes sort of hard to kick. Like, that is... Yeah, yeah. It's the same sort of thing It's something routine Well yeah It's something that the brain just sort of wants And like I've said before

But like porn is going to become such a big issue And we definitely shouldn't be like Oh look porn addiction ha ha ha No It is funny though It's funny I jerk off Yeah what is the solution is the thing There's no solution

You think it should be banned Made illegal No you can't ban porn If you ban porn more people are going to view porn I think every gene during Pride Month only gay porn should be on the internet

No but that's a thing of porn addiction you get there because you constantly need to up the ante of what you watch So you just... You turn gay?

Yeah You say porn turns you gay bro? No, no No No but there's... I know what you mean You're like searching

for the next like high to replace Yeah because you've gooned your sexual appetite To the next level You need something else You need to go gay

that's what they do that's what people do they just they jerked a gay there's nothing wrong with that let's make that clear have you ever jerked gay no I've been serious yeah

I've not why not it's Pride Month bitch yeah dude like what I've never got that deep in porn addiction to need want to what if you weren't addicted and you're just like gay

There's nothing wrong with liking cock. That's what I'm saying? Like it is Pride Month. We can't openly talk about liking cock. Yeah. I don't know where I'm taking this. Yeah, how do we get here? Goon.

Pride Month, we weren't gay. No, but who isn't gay at this point? I think if you're not by, you're gay. No, but, no, okay. No, but by saying Is saying your bi problematic To who?

What? Yeah, to who? To gaze? What do you mean? No, no, like is it anti-trans to say you're bi, but not? Pan? Yeah. In my opinion, no.

Because I just, I've never thought about it, but it's just like, in my head, I'm just like, you know, that some people could see that as problematic and, like, being anti-trans? What, if, is the problem between the two distinctions and... Between pansexuality and bisexuality and bi-sexuality? Yeah. Trans people and by is rejecting them.

Yeah, that's how I take it. That's how I see it. Yeah, I'm not sure. And I don't know what other people see it. This is the issue with labels in general. Mm-hmm. Having to say, I'm pan, I'm by, I'm this, that and the other. Mm-hmm.

I would love to live in a world where you can just be. You can just be Yeah But does that not come from A perspective as someone who isn't Necessarily Gay or trans or whatever In which case it might

It might mean a bit more to you if you're in an ideal left world It When it comes to sexuality Left is in like left wing Like Um Yeah when it comes to sexuality none of it matters

you just fuck if you're attracted to someone else you're gender abolitionist then I don't know what that means this is just like not just sort of getting rid of the labels of men and women

well yeah to an extent I mean the issue then comes from like we're a long way away from the thing is the difficult part is these these things where like you see someone in the distance that's your friend and you have an acquaintance and you're saying,

that's my friend and they're like, which one? A label serves as, oh, he's the white guy with blonde hair. Yeah, yeah. It's those things that you follow. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe we've attributed, like, value to those words more than we should have. Whereas they should be descriptors and not, you know, traits, personality traits.

That's my ideal, you know, where a woman isn't feminine, per se. It's just, that is a woman. I don't know. I just believe sexuality is not black or white. It's just, it's completely free-flowing. And like you say, if porn can, take you to a place where you'd go gay

and be turned on by gay stimuli. Yeah, surely, that are the billions of people that exist. There is a guy out there who would be perfect for you, like genuinely. Yeah, absolutely perfect. This is how I,

the way I see sex is I, it's so connected to me to romance, like I wouldn't say I'm by, I wouldn't say I'm straight, I would simply fuck and be attracted to whoever I'm in love with, and it doesn't matter who they are, you know,

or what they identify as, if I love them, I'm going to fuck them. That's it. And that's, like, if a guy walks past and he's got a fucking nice ass, I'm not, I'm just, I'm just being like, damn.

Double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Yeah, what, like, I'm not, like, you know, I don't look at people's asses of the time, so I'm just, you know, doing my own thing, but like, I'm not going to deny if a guy's really fucking hot.

Like, they're fucking gorgeous. What am I supposed to do? And it's just, that's just socialities to me. Yeah, because everyone has their, like, man, or whatever the fuck that means.

Henry Cavill. Is that your... No, that'll be fucked up. That's too close to incest for you. That ain't right. That's like fucking your twin. Henry Cavill is beautiful. It's not fair.

Yeah, I'd suck, Geryl. Yeah, sure. I would do. Really, my man crushers have always been like really random. There's this like side character in House of Cards. He's the guy who like, he fucks

Claire Underwood a lot He's like this artist guy Yeah him Yeah quite like that guy But apart from that I can't really think of anyone I've top of my head I've got many

Oscar Isaac If he plays a solid snake Him is a moon night I mean He is Fat Oscar Isaac from Ex Markiner That's my shit bro

Do you see fat in that movie He's kind of ripped isn't he? He's fat ripped. Right. Okay. He's got like a beer belly. Yeah, because his character drinks a lot in that movie, isn't he?

Yeah. Yeah. There's as many. Who doesn't have just crushes on people all the time? Who isn't gay? Or who isn't by? No one. There you go on that note.

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Absolutely bonkers, mate, is going to start us off. Hello, JAR boys. Will Papa Beltman ever make an appearance on the cast? We would like to have him discuss. us his masterpiece of cinema, the man with a strange fear. Thanks. There's something we've wanted to do for a long time this happened. Yeah.

Papa Belkman, come on. Yeah, I feel like it would give some insight into the people that we are. Yeah, yeah, we'd have to, like, get some questions from the jarlings or something. I don't think that would do irreversible damage. Explain.

We might need some proper chairs, though, before Yeah and get to that sort of level, you know I don't think we can ask if... What do you mean? Appreciate these chairs. Actually, no, this is his chair. He loves this chair.

Yeah, he... He's adamant on not getting rid of that chair. Ollie, uh, sorry, oilholic. That was this mistake I made for years. Yeah, no, I've been doing it for years as though, Ollie. Actual years. Yeah, it's actually oilholic.

Why was Ruben's old Xbox Live gamer... Sorry, Xbox Live account. banned. I remember hear him talk about doing something stupid to get it banned. I can't remember why Reuben... I think James got him banned. No, no. No, he fucking modded. James got everyone banned

for a short period of time. Wait, were you why I got banned? Yep. Yeah, he banned everyone. He reported everyone for shit and all got taken out. If you get banned. Yeah. What did you get banned for? I don't know. James just found a way where you could ban people.

If you reported them doing a certain thing, ban. And if it like came back, because I put like a swear word in my bio. No, that's right. If you swore in a message at James, jokingly or not, ban. Like, seven-day ban. And it was just like, fuck you, James. Why? I was genuinely like, if I lose my game of score.

Dude, you don't. It's funny you say that, though, because that is the very reason Ruben got banned. Yeah, he modded his Final Fantasy 13 game of school That's right No, no, it was his like Oh yeah, no Because he had two accounts

Because he had his second account Which he modded to have like Three million Billion game of score Well, that might be his main one That got banned, his main one that he had He got it banned by a modioing Like every single

Like his game score jumped like 12K in one day So they instantly banned him Yeah I think it's funny that Xbox attributed gamer score is like a genuinely valuable thing

Like your account Your account is fucking worthless to us now Because your gaming score is too high Fuck you I honestly forgot the whole era But I was just a fucking cunt It was like a game It was just like I try

I would say things to make you swear to me And then I get you banned it's just like if you've been banned on anything Twitter anything is me every time what about the time

I'm going to who you are was that you I'm not going to say no but it probably was me I still do it now I still do it I still be like fuck it before

but I just haven't got anyone banned I was so no but it's actually horrible getting songs they can't it was banned for seven days so they can't talk or play a of their friend, it's fucking horrible.

It's actually cruel. Why didn't I do it? Because it was fun. Yeah, because you changed your bio to a Gears of War III spoiler like before the game was out and that pissed people off. Like people

so they'd message you like, what the fuck? And then you get them banned them? I was, like Alex had his ear of trolling on Yahoo! And I had my ear of being just trolling. on Xbox and reporting people

It's the best thing about the internet to me It's just how cheeky you can be Yeah my favourite thing now is Like chats in games You're terrible You're so cringy Yeah I learned I learned the hard way to stop doing that

Fucking You talked about that right I'm John We did The pervy European Yeah What was it It's just like game

cringe, like, you're playing Apex. My name on Steam is Mama. So, we just, and I'd always say, um, go easy on me, I'm a gamer girl. It was partially

because, um, I really don't like confrontation and I don't want people to have a go at me when I play badly in a video game. So I was playing Apex. Yeah. And I was playing Apex. I said I'm a game ago and this guy suddenly gets on Mike and he's like, fucking talk to me, dude.

And I'm like, no, I don't have a mic, and he's like, I can see the mic icon. You're just playing hard to get, aren't you? And I was playing with James, and I was like, fuck this, I'm checking out. See, to me, that's when it's like, right, now's when the headset comes on. No, I was so shocked by the, just the disgusting. The audacity. The audacity, the attitude to behave like that. Like, yeah, you meant nothing until I found.

out you're a girl which means now you're like and now you owe me mm-hmm it's like you know what that it's it is fucking true

I mean I didn't need to do that to know that game is a fucking gross like when it comes to I do feel sorry for if you're a girl and you like to go on

mic on a video game fucking oh yeah you're gonna have to put up with some shit, man, because these Europeans, they don't take no prisoners. It's always Europeans as well. Every time. If not, it's just a racist, it's just a racist,

a UK racist, of which there are plenty, an American racist, a Canadian, a fucking... Canadians, racist, no. No, I saw a thing on Reddit, on Apex. Really? Yeah, they got matched with, like, a Mexican. They were playing with a...

Mm-hmm. some Canadians and they were just being fucking awful, just horrible. Honestly, just chat. Any amount of anonymity given to a human being and they just, it's the absolute power

corrupts absolutely. Because there's no repercussion, you just... Yeah. So I don't get that. I'm like... Absolute anonymity corrupts absolutely. If I'm in chat, I'm like, I always say thank you if they revive me or drop something. I'm just always nice about things. And so I was like, oh, Gigi, even if you sucked.

I was like, good, good job, guys, we did well. No, I'm, I'm, I'm just horrible in the pussy way. Like, if, if, if I have a shit game, I'll just be like, you suck and then quit immediately before they can reply. See, but I've been duped before. I've been, I've played against, like, I've played with, like, the best players. I'm really good players on Apex, but they pretended to be, like, entry-level people. So I was trying to be really nice and show them the ropes. They just fucking carried me to a win, and they were just fucking incredible.

and I was just like, fuck. But I was like, cheesy, lads. TG, thanks for coming me. Just gamers. It's nice when you actually come across a gamer who's actually like a normal person. Yeah, every now and again you'll come across just a diamond in the rough.

They like chat and they're like, oh, thank you. Yeah, faith in humanity is restored for that moment. Yeah, it's like one for every 10 games sort of thing. Oh, but unless you play Rainbow Six Siege, in which case you will never come. Then it's one for every six. 600,000 games. Yeah, you just don't come across humans.

Jonathan SVG 11 says, any max updates? So this is referring to my old golden retriever, who some of the older jarlings might remember. He was on jar for a bit till I had to give him back to people in Wales. Yeah, his legal awareness. The last update I got was I saw a picture of him. living on a farm now, I think. He looked okay.

But aside from that, I don't really know much more beyond that, unfortunately. Every now again, I imagine going and kidnapping him and bringing him back. Yeah, I've tramped of that. We've sort of incriminated ourselves by talking about it right now. But yeah, I mean, that's going to happen. I've imagined, like, spec ops. See, if he's in a field somewhere, you just go to the field, go to the fence, picking up, drive off.

Well, yeah, because whenever we'd drive down to Wales to, like, visit the family that was there, he'd always try and get in the car. Like, whenever you'd open the car door, he'd, like, jump into the car, like, escape. Even the postman, when he'd show up around there, he'd try and get in the postman's like a van. So it wouldn't be easy, it would be easy, sorry, to get him out of there. It's easy. Just take the plates off.

Getting a car that's easier, like, everywhere. See, if I was the driver. Max would get home. Safe and secure. Yeah, 50% faster than everyone else. Big boy, Pee, says, opinions on fan art. Do you have any recent favorites or just favorites of all time?

I got some of my favorites up on the normal wall over here. Some good dick the head art. There's a good one of James over there. Honestly, my favorite, fan art is of any of our animals. Yeah, the things we got in the P.O. Box video. Really exceptionally good that you'll see them. I like all the fan art. It's always been one of the, my favorite things is just going through.

You can search on like Tumblr, deviant art, Twitter. Wall 34. Rule 34, I'm sure they're a couple. There's like an IHE, like rule 34 of like cool cat, like fucking me in the ass. It's pretty funny. Yeah, I'm a big fan of fan art. Yeah. Yeah, it's extremely humbling.

It cleanses the soul. The chromosome kid has one. Would the Burger King, Ronald McDonald, or the Colonel Sanders win in a fight to the death? Colonel Sanders or... Who's the Burger King, Ronald McDonald or Colonel Sanders? Who's Colonel Sanders? KFC, motherfucker. Oh, yeah.

Honestly, Ronald McDonald, he's unhinged. He's got unhinged. Yeah, he's, he's one of them clown posse guys. Colonel Sanders, he's one of those guys who uses his henchmen and when he actually gets into his cousin. Yeah, yeah. But Burger King. I feel like he's got that white suit and shit. He's got some power band.

He's got power. So he can get through his henchman. That's the challenge. Yeah. But Ronald's more like Joker, where he's just this anarchist just going around. I just can't predict him. You see, the Burger King, I don't think his people trust him. Well, not trust, but they want to usurp, you know?

Game of Thrones type shit. They want to become the Burger King. Yeah, he's not... But Burger King isn't strong of character. You don't know the Burger King, like you do the... Yeah, because he's just the current Burger King. He'll get replaced. He's not Colonel Sanders, a specific guy.

He's not Ronald. Ronald's like Batman. There is the fucking James. Joker. Well, yeah, but like, it doesn't matter who the actual person is behind the clown. It does when it's Ronald. Yeah, but his real name isn't Ronald McDonald. Yeah, it's Joker. It's a Wachene Phoenix.

Us slash Jermedia's one. Opinions on fried ice cream. What? That's not a thing. It's real. I googled like... How do you fry ice cream? Dullop.

Fry it. Take it out. Well like deep fry Deep fried ice cream That sounds shite Yeah that defeats the point of eating ice cream Why would you eat ice cream? Yeah I want it to be cold If you're gonna fry it

Honestly I bet you this is an American thing No it's Scottish Nah nah nah Why would they why would the Scottish eat ice cream When it's cold all the time Because they deep fry everything Ice cream too cold Let's fry it

Make it warm yeah Mars Bar, two Mars Bar, deep fry it Mars Bar, too cold, make it warm Adam Exchanger 1 With both JJ Abrams and Portal Being mentioned in the previous cast I'm surprised you didn't touch on JJ Abrams Making a Portal movie

I know the rumour of it was years ago But it was recently confirmed that it's back in the works So since both Alex and Jim are fans of the Portal games What are your thoughts on a movie based on the games It's like, it's a game game Is this real? Is this real? This is real, yeah.

You're not hyped? Portal is more of a game game than any other game game. Yeah. No, but think about the visuals. You can have the orange one and the blue one, and then they can be like flying through epically. No, but... The only way I could see at work is if Ryan Reynolds is put in a situation,

where it's like the cube. No, the rock should be the orange portal and Kevin Hart should be the blue portal. What the fuck he's? No, the rock plays Wheatley. Gladys is Ryan Reynolds. No, it should just be a fun adventure TV show starring the Wog and Kevin Hart.

Well, no, it shouldn't online, the two online tag is you've done. And they've got to solve puzzles. Holy shit. You just struck gold. Yeah, you've done it. Yeah, the circle one is Kevin Hart, the tall one is.

It's the rock. The Rock, yeah. That works? Yeah. No. Hi, me. No, Kevin Hart has to be Wheatley. Then who's going to be the two online debbies?

The Rock and Jack Black. Okay, that could work. That could work. Yeah, so Portal movie still alive in development at Warner Bros. Says producer JJ Abrams. Still alive. But it's JJ Abrams directing it, so it's not going to be fun or quirky. I hate this article so much.

The cake may be a lie, but here's the truth. J.J. Abrams' long rumoured adaptation of Valve's Hit Game Portal was in active development, but Warner Bros. We actually do have a script that's being written for the Portal movie now at Warner Bros. We're really excited about the take and the pitch, so it feels like this thing's finally on the rails, Abrams suggested, towards Portal's long development. Again, I said this on...

I think Sardonicas, like, months ago. Video game movies, the next awful trend in cinema. Yeah. It's coming, man. You got uncharted. Did you see the borderlands teaser image? There's a teaser. Oh, no.

It's like a silhouette of, um, is it Kate Blanchett is in that movie? Yeah, she's Lilith. Yeah, I think it's a, like that outline of her. Yeah, you've got the Uncharted movie coming out, goes to Tsushima. This Last of Us show. show that's coming out. It goes to Sushima one that I cannot, I cannot fathom. It's a game that's trying to like hint at the essence of old Samuai movies. It's the same as the Uncharted movie, which is like the games were made to channel Indiana Jones.

Now we're going in this weird circular thing where it's like they're making a movie based on the property that was based on a movie. But there's like, with Uncharted it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, It's not anything you've never seen before. Like, with Ghost of Sushima, there's a gap in the market. There's like... And apparently the John Wick people are doing the action in it. So there's potential there. Yeah.

But you know what? I'd prefer to play as the character doing the cool shit than... Because... Well, that's what always bothers me about it, is that the implication is that games are not enough. it needs to be a movie to become yeah no because I said when I was playing

goes to Tsushima like they they could have utilised the fact that it was a game more but now in hindsight it feels like they sort of intentionally didn't utilize the fact that it's a game so they can make a movie out of it mm-hmm really

yeah and also there's like multiple endings and shit how are you going to translate that into a movie yeah multiple endings that are actually really fucking good. Which you just straight up can't do in a movie.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think a lot of games should just stay as games and they honestly don't need to be movies. But going back to Portal, if you want to do a Valve franchise, Half-Life is better. I think both would be a terrible idea to make it.

Both would be an awful idea. Because with Half-Life wasn't part of the appeal. of that, the intuitive new way of telling a story using the medium of video games, with it all being you know, it's like in the universe, it's not interrupted. It has to be a video game.

Yeah, it's, to have the value. This is something that, uh, because it, you know, uh, god of war was praised for this like one shot thing. The one take, the fake one. Yeah. Um, Half-Life one. Almost a real oneer.

Half-life two, almost a real oneer. Yeah. like if you actually want to do that you can do it in a way more organic way and like if what are they going to do a god of war movie next and bird man it fuck you just let let video games be games let books be books let movies be movies it's just this obsession of like Hollywood and being like the big the next big movie the next Fast and Furious the next big billion dollar franchise yeah and it's just mind numbing

Every time you go to see a, a video game movie, it's like, why the fuck do I even bother? Mm-hmm. And especially when, like, the ones that are lauded for being the best ones, the Sonic movie. Fucking, that's like your, like, your best video game movie. Let's do a couple more here. press start 14 says are you guys excited for the new game of thrones prequel house of the dragon i have some hope because the book it is based on is actually finished so we won't be getting something like game of thrones season five to eight also the composer from game of thrones is

returning honestly kind of over game of thrones i just don't care yeah they fucked it so hard yeah it would have to win me over it would have to prove itself in some way a few episodes then that like it's actually worth because it's that problem where if it is a prequel series you know where it's all leading to

and where it's going so yeah it's the same the same thing with like going back to Mass Effect 1 although like knowing it all goes to three it can be a bit of a down there yeah

I fucking hate this shit so fucking well james you won't hate this question though from proud mophead jojo related question for james what would each jar members stand be and what would their special abilities be or someone who hasn't seen it have no idea what this is referencing so this is down to you i'm i would do a shit job explaining it

but they're just they're your thing you know they're your stand they make they they do something they give you an ability i it's difficult to say Jamie's would be the beast Your stand would be the beast Is that a thing No I'm not sure

You just invented it Yeah the beast It's an OC Yeah my OC Jojo stands Oh And your ability would be It'd be like an eagle And its ability

It would be, uh... A bit of this, bit of that? I'm trying to think. Damn. What are the listeners think? Well, they're fucking listening to the silence. I don't know. I guess I'd be the cast and.

I can't remember the name but there's a stand that is a car Yeah I can't suggest anything Because I just have no idea What they're even referencing I haven't seen Jojo You'd be If I had to say by the stands

that are actually in I'd be the car I don't remember the name But I'd be the car stand Is there a dinosaur one There's one that's fire There's a bird And it's fire

There's also an ape that is a ship I'll be the ape the beast you can be yeah the beast the ship ape and then there's

Iggy the dog and he has a stand I can't remember I can't remember Jojo at the moment let's do this from from Comrade Sean I remember in previous cast

like ages ago that James would talk about wanting to be the one guy in the office working into the night after everyone else left after the year we've had, does he still hold this workaholic

mindset? After seeing James on Instagram and the stuff he talks about on jar most often, it would seem to me that he would care more about hobbies and a better work-life balance now. Finally, James, your beard slash mustache combo looks fucking great. Love you.

I like working, and I don't mean it in like a trillion a grind set. What's that Instagram page you're talking about? It's just the millionaire grindset pages. Yeah, grinds. grindset I find these pages bizarre

because it's just like love like Tokyo care like Cairo attitude like Berlin but like Japan is not known for love it's known for perverts panty machines like these people they say things but they don't use images that actually make sense

to what they're saying it seems like it's all memes but these people clearly care you go in the comments and 15 other trillion air grindset pages like this one fucking slaps good work mate anyway so would you say you've changed

your tune a little bit you've changed your grind set I have changed my grind set and when I said that I'd like to be the one like you know doing the overtime it's like when you go to London and you're seeing these fucking billionaire fucking skyscrapers you see that one office

with the light on where they're being a grind set because I like working out of hours because you get a lot done it's a productive time of day and I like that but you never sell your soul

to corporations so no I'm not I'm not gonna just do my trillionaire grind set for another company that's just

sitting a hundred stories up like what the fuck I just want to see it all so I like I like doing my own thing and I like well they say there's a difference

between working hard and working smart trillion air grinds Yeah That is the trillionaire grindsuit Like you just Like Don't you worry

We never work hard on Jure Or smart Yeah We work true We're true to ourselves We work normal Yeah It's just normal

Around you Yeah we're just normal It's just like No you You've definitely made a change You used to be the jerk off That never took work off And now it's just like

I've taken work off every fucking month every week. No, now every week and I never see you work more than four hours a week.

Every fucking day you're playing a tex apex of the fucking sun comes up that is my that is my sight so that's my grind

that's my try getting that battle pass done before day 30 mate that's the grind yeah

yeah destiny is my only grind baby or you actually actually gamer if you're not on that kind. Yeah, but our slash jar media can end us then. Hey lads

have there been any plans to eventually revive the Amsterdam trip that was supposed to take place right as the pandemic was starting before the open corn. I was really looking forward to is the red light district as as they say. As what as they say?

Red light district. Well you got this going to Amsterdam was a gift, a gift to Alex for his birthday, of course we're still going to go. We literally just can't. That was last, yeah. That was last April time. But there's still, I don't think we can even legally go there. It's not on the green list. And the only two countries

that were gone back on Amber now. She basically can't go to her. Yeah. But we are going to the Bedlight District. Yeah. And I am going to suck James' car. is a thousand M.G of reed brownie, as they say. Get fuck a guy baked. As the sausage would say. As the funny sausage movie, as Food Fight would say. Yeah. No, I think it is just fucking perfect, the timing of everything.

Not Food Fight. It's like, let's do it. Let's go on a last holiday, mate. You know? Just do something. out of the fucking blue do something that we've never done before let's go to amsterdam boom worldwide fucking pandemic fuck you

no it's it feels like the world sending a message like no no no you stay in home you you you just uh you play destiny yeah you play destiny you look mass effect legendary edition has come out you sit and play mass of eight non-stop for weeks there's a new skin there's a new season of apex legends sit and play

civilization yeah this fuck you world fuck you world I want to be a red light district I want to be a red light district fucking cock sucker you know what I'm saying

are we going to go timeside oh my god sex museum yeah You're not, Amsterdam's not ready. They need time to prepare. For the gooning that's going to be unleashed. Yeah, we're all going to get a different hotel room.

Just goon set up. No weed. No whores. No mushrooms. Only goon. Only goon. No, but after Amsterdam, it's like, you know, we need to do, like, some other place.

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