JAR Media Posdact - How did he do it?

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 13:50 Diped Kangaroo Update 18:30 Nick Kroll Reveal 21:40 Mario Galaxy Movie (Minor Spoilers) 41:17 CBT 47:55 Mid Break 52:36 Question Segment: The KitKat Heist 59:47 Gore Limits in Media (Minor spoilers for 'Together 2025') 1:06:10 Would you go to the moon? 1:10:05 The Please Please Please Problem 1:11:19 Should I...? 1:15:52 Bob Dylans Patreon 1:18:38 Jim talks about Bully 1:22:45 Rec a Book, Film, Album, Game & Show 1:30:16 A new 'RUN'? 1:31:35 The Education Problem 1:46:21 Patron Names April 2026

For you and for me We need to watch Jarmity So there's some jarlings that think Ever since James hasn't been here That it's made it so all I do is just makes noises I just go like And that's like what I do now Yeah now

Because otherwise it would have been shut down You know the power of Jays to shut it down Yeah you know am I do I need to stop being the the yes man to your George Lucas

yeah I mean like people want constant friction and like arguments in drama so maybe we should maybe we should just fight about something I know what we can fight about you're gonna say Batman I could say Batman

I could say Batman I could say Batman and you know what people would agree with me because I'm right no yeah You're freaking wrong, dude, and you're dumb at. Do you know what your take on Batman is like? What's that?

I'm actually more... I'm actually no much more than you. Yeah. Actually, if you look at the lens that Christopher Nolan was using in this shot... Yeah, man. Yeah, dude. Hey, hey, I don't make no... silly noises no more, I'm serious podcast now.

Yeah, should we go American and be serious? Charles, you're getting serious now. We're going to start talking about vaccines. This is now a vaccine podcast. You can't really say that, can you? Instant it gets flagged when you start talking about it. What word can... You get like warnings.

Like through all of Corncasts, like they were on Spotify anyway. They've all got like warnings attached to them. Really? Yeah. Does it have like the correction that's like, is this fucking Los Santos? Sorry? No. We are in Los Los Los Angeles.

Santos though. We moved the set to Los Santos. Hey we moved out to Los Santos. Hey stop doing silly voices. That's not loud. Yeah, shit. You got to be serious in American. Yeah. Yeah. Yo dude, what's going on in Texas nowadays? Hey, have you been to the comedy factory? Or a dime breed as comedians over here. As comedians, there's only about 12 of us left. There's real comedians out here. Got us in your morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome comedians to the last stand of our people. Fellow comedians, yeah, this is like a...

Welcome to the official comedian training podcast. Yeah. If you want to learn how to be funny, you have made it to the right place. I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim. Um, or you a host as well. I'm at airport. Oh, airport, Jim. Yeah.

That's your, like, new moniker. You just kind of fly in and you're like, yo, I'm airport jam. I'm a comedian at the comedy store. Yeah, I'm on tour, like, all the time. I'm always at airports. Yeah. I'm in my home away from home

I airport Texas You know what though I don't use business class Immoral Yeah you use first class Yeah first close Because then you get some fucking underpaid worker To wash your balls

And you get a booth for Billy as well Yeah Bring Billy the cat with you Um Well let me just say I'm scared Did I say it's the episode That it is broadcast season 7 episode 13 7's a lucky number

That's all I'm gonna say The 13's an incredibly lucky number I was in the I like I just had a fucking great business idea really a hotel chain that is only the 13th floor oh shit yeah

yeah you could take all of the 13th floors out of all the other ones for free because nobody wants to stack on top of each other every floor is 13 I think you're on of something you fucking comedian and ranter um was that Joe Biden

he wants to invest he invites you yes to the white I never left um before we get too deep into the show let me shout out the patrons over the jar media

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you know we're going to get you Yeah, last one or not least, the Jiam Media Group Chat, which is a group chat where you can leave suggestions and talk about things like Invincible that I saw people were talking about earlier today. Don't spoil it for people there. Don't worry, I won't spoil anything about. I mean, I'm telling them as well. Oh, right, yeah, yeah.

That would surely be a, and as they say, when that wraps up in the next few months, I guess. Yeah, 100%. So let's move into housekeeping then. We round off conversations from the previous bloody week. Quick question. Okay. Are we going to do this bit with smiles on our faces or frowns? We're serious now and comedians aren't allowed to smile.

Yeah, the situation's too dire. Our people are running out. Yeah. We're like a protected class now of comedians. The real words are concerned us off here. I appreciate you doing this every week. Can't be easy. to keep up the energy.

Love the cast. Thanks, boys. It's actually really easy. No, it's hard to drink Murphys and talk. Yeah, and have a laugh. Have a daff laugh. Have a bloody daff laugh and train some comedians out there. Yeah.

Train them up. I see it as we're impacting the world. We're like, we're saving a race of people, essentially. Yeah, that's an elegant way of putting it. Norms, no life. 665's view says viewer call-ins would be awesome obviously wouldn't be live and would be part of a recorded episode but I think it could work well if people message Alex or Discord channel or the group chat with a general topic and he selects the best ones to be brought on and asked on the cast pre-recorded questions could also work of course and would be simpler but at that point it's pretty similar to the already existing question segment besides getting to hear the lovely voices of the beasts which would still be nice um Yeah, I don't mind the idea of, like, people sending in, like, their questions as a voicemo or a recording.

It's kind of fun. I'm just more, like, I don't want to make more work for myself. And just on the tech side, would I have to, like, put those in? Will I just play them out, like, my phone? Mm. I don't know. Maybe someone has a smarter suggestion for that, but. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know if, um, yeah, there, there can be plenty of work shopping in the, in the future. Definitely, there's something to that that I want to explore. Yeah. Or even if it's like, um, not routine, you know, it's like a... Now and again, maybe, like, once a month, perhaps, or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I need to mull on that a bit more.

Um, Duller, he says, it's crazy to me how, even though you both are big music people, you don't like any metal. It's such a huge genre that there's got to be something that you like. classic bands like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Metallica, some of the best gateway bands, at least if you like, 70s or 80s-esque. Music and Edmack 8212, so Jim, you might like some 70s era bluesy stoner metal, like Black Sabbath, compared to screaming pig noise type deal. Cue up Sabra, cadabra, or symptom of the universe sometime. I actually like some Black Sabbath and I think you would too. um which one's black sabbath i i mean they're black sabbath i i really like that song um planet caravan

of um paranoid um there's just something about that if you recommend me an album from the 70s there is a high chance i'm gonna dig it yeah it's of a certain quality something was in the water back there yeah there was something it's probably lots of lots of drugs Yeah? Like so many. Yeah. There's flower power and shit, right? Like,

they're all right, they're all right, LSD and shit. Retinas 2001 said this episode has had the chaos energy again. Chaos energy is like, it's not something you control. Unless it's chaos control.

Well, the chaos gods, you know, they, they point their finger from the stars and they channel it into you. If the night is right. If the night is right. I was thinking of Sonic, actually.

Chaos control. Is that what he says? Yeah, right? When he goes fucking Super-Sayan. Chaos crack time. Chaos comedy hour. Nice. Comedy control. And then the audience goes, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah. That's a comedy fact of the fucking week. Locked in. You know what? Do you know what? I've got a controversial take here. Uh-oh, it's not about Sonic, is it? It's about comedians.

And ranters or just comedians? Just comedians for you. So, you know the Super Bowl is like... Oh yeah, we love the Super Bowl. We're obsessed. Like worldwide, it's everyone's favorite. Everyone. Every country.

Every country loves it. Why is it only singers get the halftime show? You know? Get Joe Rogan up there. get a stool up there and you're going to have people roaring louder than you've ever heard and it's not all going to be

you know just fucking you know do you know I want to see I want to see the comedy hunger games you know because there's barely any of them left like you put them on an island yeah that's real actually

start the timer and you start shrinking with the fire zone coming in for you yeah yeah Tun Tun Tun Soho versus Joe Rogan Kevin Hart you know yeah who else is even left after that the rock i guess is he does he do stand up he's in jimangi mangy okay that gives him the comedy pass yeah yeah you know he's a funny funny charming the sea pass i guess ryan

reynolds he's kind of a comedian yeah he's in debpool three um lucy loves jacky says when you're adding the series name slash ep number back to the youtube title was a rabbit what's your take on that i want i want a temperature read on that do people want that back Why? I do put it in the description of every episode. Thee. But there are people that argue that it makes it too confusing. What does?

To not have it in the title or that it's... Right. But I mean, what's to be confused by? There's not like a canon. Yeah, I guess. Well, you say that, but like... I guess there is. There's someone that did a post on the subreddit that was like, hey, haven't watched it a while and I'm trying to figure out what Wankers is. Yeah, I guess if you want to find out like that O-Warnkers is.

Yeah, I guess if you want to find out like that O- origins of things but but that's what the subred is for and then you got the jar episode finder you can fill you in you know yeah yeah I wonder when we do first talk about wankers I saw yeah he answered it was the answer is in that thread oh it was like it was in broadcast at some point yeah but I was thinking about it more like do you jump into episode 600 of one piece you know what I mean yes yeah right no yeah no I get what you're saying That's why you don't, yeah. So we are on episode 600 of One Piece, but we're hiding that fact. Yeah, we don't want people to know how long wankers has been a thing.

Yeah. No, I get you, I get you, I get you. Right. And last one is we kind of shift into, this is like the perfect kind of housekeeping, like what it should be, right? Mm-hmm. Because we got updates. We got... Updates.

We have an update on the story. The, dipped up and binked story of a kangaroo. Rettam 4132 says, I was in an elevator with my headphones on listening to this, in reference to last episode, when a kind elderly woman got in the elevator with me. As you guys started talking about the diped up kangaroo, this woman started talking to me,

and my wires were crossed and I almost burst out laughing in this sweet woman's face. A denim-dyped kangaroo is too fucking fire. Please follow up on him next week. Yeah. So if you missed that somehow, if you missed the biggest thing happening in the planet in the world. Yeah, nothing else of relevance is really good. It's kind of boring.

Slow news day. Yeah, slow news day. They have to resort to the fucking denim dipes up kangaroo. Yeah. So when we read that, it kind of just broken and they're still on the hunt. Yeah. They haven't found him, ever? I've got this New York Post article.

Denim diaper wearing kangaroo found safe and sound three days after daring escape from Wisconsin Zoo. The denim diaper wearing kangaroo who pulled a full-on prison break, quote, from a small town Wisconsin Zoo last week was found safe and sound Saturday after three days on the lamb, three days on the lamb. The lamb? Was there a lamb that was dived up as well? Hopefully. Chesney, the kangaroo, escaped from the Sunshine Farm petting zoo in Nacada,

located 90 miles away from Madison, Wisconsin. Is it Wisconsin? Yeah. It just says whi, I thought it was like Willy. Wiss, Winner, Winnitus, on Wednesday after hopping an eight-foot fence and fleeing. The rusekeeper Debbie Marlins said the community heartwarmingly came together for a wide-scale search for 16-month-old Chesney,

hiking about 160 miles and putting in over 37,000 steps a day to find him. Chesney was spotted by volunteers multiple times throughout the search, but the frightened animal continued to slip out of sight. The furry escapee was tracked by heat-seeking drones during his three-day adventure to help direct on-the-ground volunteers. It almost looked like a dinosaur running through the woods. Colton Johnson, who owns Midwest aerial drone services, said of one Chesney sighting. What do you mean drone services? That's crazy. That's like a business? Midwest aerial drone services.

Hey, can we borrow your drone? We've got a loose kangaroo. I'm so fed up with this world. The kangaroo was spotted on Friday night, under a church. tree in a wood wooded area by a group of searches, but once again, he escaped. Marland and volunteers returned to the same area the following morning with Chesney's favorite treats, but they were unable to find him. As they began to pack up their search, they miraculously spotted the long-eared marsupial approaching. He had a very calm attitude when he walked up. Obviously, you could tell he wasn't in fight or flight mode, so I just went

with that, said Marlon's friend, Stacey Berriton. I just stayed calm with him and I just kind of went and sat and let him come to me, Berriton said. And then the article has a break so you can see him with his dipe. It just says a little update. But he stood at like a breakfast bow there. The 40-pound denim diaper-wearing kangaroo had been missing since Wednesday. It was the attachment to that image. Chesney heard the voices of the searches and wanted attention, Berriton said,

who was able to scoop him up the little rue in her arms. The critters' kiefer said the community really did come together for the 40-pound animal, who has become a bit of a celebrity in their small town. The kangaroo returned home hungry and tired, but was otherwise unscathed. Marlon said a new mesh will be placed over Chesney's enclosure to prevent any more prison breaks from happening. Still no explanation as to the diaper part of it.

Yeah, that to me is like the whole story. Why are you not going into that? I don't care if the... And also not the fact that it's a diaper, but it's also denim. Yeah, that's a terrible material for a dike. That's like the worst material you can choose for a dike. Genuinely, yeah. Yeah.

I hate that. Yeah, it's gross. So it's nice to know it's safe and sound. It's got to be uncomfortable as well. I got nappy rash from my denim dipe. My denim dipe giving me mad nappy rha. That kind of said the one I did kind of sounded like the hormone monster. Oh, nice.

Who, um, I found out something about Nick Crawl. Yeah? What would be like, the lamest thing to find out about Nick Craw? Um, that he's like a serial killer? Okay, that's pretty bad. He's a comedian. He'd be on the... Yeah, he'd be on the hunger...

The comedy games. Yeah. Welcome to the comedy games, hosted by the Joker. The Joker and Harley working together at the comedy games. Finally back together. No, I found out Nick Kroll, famous Pake from Sing, and Hormone Monster Big Mouth. And Goat. Oh yeah, he's the weirdly like sexual lizard thing from children's movie goat.

There's loads of like weird, like kind of sexual coded stuff in that. I guess he did do big mouth. Right. But no, Nick Crowle's dad is a dude called Jules Kroll, an American businessman. Yeah. Who was executive chair and co-founder of K2 Integrity. He sold Crowell Inc. for $1.9 billion in 2009. 2009?

Yeah. So... That's crazy. If you want your own Netflix show... Better hope your dad's a goddamn billionaire. Yeah, relatable, like, coming of age story. So he's like, I'm just a normal kid. That's fucking crazy.

One point nine billion. I'm normal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck these fucking, fucking assholes. It's like, okay, there's a yin and yang to this, right? Julia Louise Dreyfus.

she is also from like a one of these billionaire lineages yeah but I'm actually in love with her so yeah but she's like awesome yeah it's like if if you are gonna have a silver spoon then you have to be actually better at something to prove yourself you know and she she she proved herself in the comedy games she went into the comedy games she no like in the 80s she did it and she survived She's the one who, yeah, she lived through it. So she's like a host now. Yeah, yeah, she's the, she's Harley. Jerry Seinfeld is joker.

No, Seinfeld got killed fucking ages again. Comedy games. He got, what's the deal with? Yeah, he had to compete in the games as a Pop-Tart. He was an airline meal. What's the deal with being awesome and funny? What's the deal? with dating 15 year olds?

Um Yeah Oh god I'm having a panic attack like Mario in the Mario movie Does Mario have a panic attack? In the first one he does Does he actually?

Yeah What? Why is it? Mama me Oh god Why does everything have panic attacks in it now? It's like the new matter for like, we're getting people on board for a film.

And Mario's popping his propranol. Yeah. Luigi needs it. He's, what, way more anxious. You know? He's in, like, a haunted house, so that's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair, fair fucks. You know, um,

I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna quickly touch on Resident Evil, the new one I've been playing. There's a character in that who has, like, a bunch of panic attacks. And in, in that, environment it's like that's fair enough yeah you're talking about grace yeah yeah yeah she's freaking out all the time i mean i'd have a panic attack if i had to see the thing she's seen yeah yeah

yeah if i had to do one 10th of like the shit she is to do yeah yeah i'd be in that you absolutely must go to the hotel where your mama was murdered yeah and then you see that spoiler that's like no that's like that's in the trailer that's that opening shit yeah yeah um this is a resume one to the game um and yeah and when and like when you see her backstory and stuff it's like okay yeah valid that you probably would have like trauma really i'm i'm assuming so um you liked it though you finished it yeah i did i'd i i would be down to do a like a quite a long conversation about that but i don't know if um i have to play it first and i feel like i I don't know.

I don't know. I'm in a really weird gamer mood right now. Well, I'm still just playing Hades too. Like, I'm really boring. Yeah, I've noticed.

I'm like, I'm getting so good at it that it's getting cringy. Really? And I'm like, yeah. It's cool that it's possible to get that good at it.

Yeah, true. I like a game like that. Yeah. But I'm also like, I'm nearly had my, like, feel, but I want to get every Steam achievement.

Right. You know? See, that shit never motivates me. It really, really motivates me for some reason yeah it really works for you yeah but like i feel like i'm like it's like my bible you know and i'm you're like paying respect yeah i'm paying respect even though i know that doesn't even make sense and yeah it's only particular games i'll do that for too no i know but yeah that that's not like an unheard of sentiment um it just doesn't like i'm not motivated

that way you know it doesn't scratch my balls in a sans sense Which isn't that the best achievement list? No. What's got the best achievement list? What's your, what's like the most go-tid achievement list for you? I actually thought, um, Eldon Rings one was really good.

That's surprising. That's surprising. Um, because famously FromSoft have fucking shit ones. All of the, all of the, all of the, from soft games previous have awful ones.

Yeah. Like, collect every spell. I think generally if you have a, especially if there's an RPG and there's like a million weapons, if you have, any achievement that's like collect every single weapon collecting shit isn't fun it's like every feather in assassin's unless they caveat it like in olden ring where it's like i can't

remember the exact specific there's like a list of certain like legendary weapons or something right yeah and there's only there's one that's skippable which is really annoying but it's the uh grand sacks the grand sacks is that what it's called oh the lightning kind of spear thing yeah um That's a... Which boss is? That's a missable one. Did I say skipable? It's not a boss.

You just... Because, I guess, spoilers were over there. The change of that location past a certain point. The capital. It's gone. Yeah. Like, the actual place you can get it.

Um, I don't know. I'd have to, I'd have to think on that a bit more. Like, iconic ones. Epic one. I just like it... I quite like, like, like a dead space or something. Yeah. When it's just like...

Multiplanes. ones are awful. Multi-blower ones suck unless it's like, play 10 games. Even then, though, because like, what about when the servers ago? That's right, got to get in while the going's good.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm glad that you enjoy doing that. Yeah. It's just my weird quirk, one of many. Just like,

uh, bro, I saw the Mario movie. Did you like it? The Mary Galaxy movie. Yeah, yeah. Goate game. I genuinely think it's a top 10 game.

Ever? Ever. The first one? Yes. Yeah. It makes you cry as well. Yeah. It's the most emotional game, I think.

So, yeah. I became a comedian and a renter in the theater. Really? It was the busiest I've seen. A cinema. in a while every single seat full in fact

in fact there was an argument in the road behind me because this family of four was sat there then another family of four came and were like we've put those seats and they were like

no we've put those seats and both the mums were like right we're going to the we've got to go out and then to sort this why don't you just keep the tickets you fucking idiots then it turned out

one of them got the days wrong they booked those seats for different different day and then I heard I overheard the conversation of like because of course they had two little kids with them yeah and like the parents had to like kneel down and be like I'm sorry we're gonna have to see it another time you're like really we're not going to be able to see it oh yeah that's what you get because that was like the only joy I was getting from the experience was like some of the kids like yeah laughing but the biggest laugh was literally like you know when it shows the illumination logo and there's like a minion

there was a minium of one of those hammers from Marriott. From Smash? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's from Smash, right? Well, it's from, um, Donkey Khan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like a minion of one of those going,

Beano, be it, a little, and there was this kid going like, and it was like, that's pretty funny. That was like the biggest reaction in the whole movie. The logo. Otherwise, they were just kind of like, hypnotized, I think. We're just kind of like, um,

clockwork orange kind of for 90 minutes and then like yeah, a nice sugary treat. So in, in like a, um,

like if you were to, to boil this movie and boil and boil and bubble and boil. Boil and boil. Until just its raw material. Its essence. Its essence was left.

What is this movie saying? This is Marri Galaxy? What's... Go to... Go to Nintendo Land. Via Switch to you. Member? Remember what?

There's water in it? Of course, warts in it very much. You didn't tell me this was a good thing. He didn't say it was going to be a good one. It's like, what, you had a marry galaxy come out? Like, 2008, 2007? it was you go the target audience is like 30 year olds

like literally yeah it's like shit yeah like why did you name it that why didn't you just call it Mario Odyssey because most of the movie is

Mario Odyssey shit uh and there's a gambling sequence you know when you know the start of Mary Galaxy it has a certain name it's like the the hub kind of planet

um not the main hub of the game but you know after you've chased the bunny and you go to like yeah yeah yeah you kind of first introduced to Rosalina I think yeah yeah the version of that quaint little planet in the movie is like this epic fucking airport and there's Mario pipes everywhere and holy shit there's like all the Nintendo characters there and it's it was ready player one it was like

bro is that Rob oh they do the the the Zootopia I guess minor spoilers for the In the galaxy movie? You know, in Zootopia, there's the sloth joke. Yeah. It's like, oh, it's a sloth speaking slowly. They do that exact same joke, but with Rob. Who's, like, pointing directions and, like, he's at, like, the help desk in the airport. And Princess Peach is like, how the fuck do we get to fucking summers?

That's not true. It sounds like it could be true. How do I fuck, though it? Yeah, she's like, how do we get out of here? And Rob's like, you go. like really slowly moving and it feels like a 58 minute long scene why though

Rob's really like quite schmoving and smash praise yeah I'm going to fucking kill you and there is a part I guess yeah spoilers again it felt like it was targeting me and trying to piss me all specifically

right right you did they name like a no Mr. Kaman watch they literally they're The final fight in the movie becomes a fight between Mr. Game Watch and Bowser for a minute.

I'm not fucking joking. My two mains from like brawl and then... Yeah, what the fuck? Ultimate. I was like, well, what? Okay. At least King DDD didn't get involved in. Oh, fuck.

That would have been a... And they didn't even have Mr. Gamewatch hit a 9. Really? Yeah. so I don't know I was really expecting them to like tease a smash Bros movie or something but they've just already done it yeah they just kind of did what no one

they were like really shooting their load early like we've got to get fucking war we gotta get Rosalino we gotta get fucking malt in there now there is okay there's one there's one reveal in the movie right yeah what is it just changes Mario law forever just say I want you to guess right

there's a link between two characters that are revealed um one of them being Rosalina Rosalina Rosalina is linked to a major Mario character Peach?

Yeah how do you think they're linked Uh she Peach's mom On the right lines but not quite Sibling? Yeah They're sisters Yeah

That's fucking stupid Well I cried at that bit Yeah right That was a cute review Who plays um... Resilina? Oh you know, uh, Captain Marvel, you know? Oh yeah.

So the court is probably made 58 videos about why it's woke or whatever. Yeah, right. She's not even wearing her dress. Fuck me. She is. Yeah. And you know, guess what the post credits? I didn't stay for it.

Like the second the director came up, I like, sprinted out. You'd think so, no. But it's another prince. Daisy Princess Daisy's coming baby She wasn't already in it Yeah Princess Daisy

That's what I was doing You know in my head mind When I read the article Yeah yeah yeah When you're all wanking in the car Oh Daisy's gonna It's gonna be in like It's like the exact

I guess you didn't actually See the Mary The fucking hell The Minecraft movie Where like the end credits Reveals like Minecraft Alex is going to be in this goddamn Yes

It's kind of very similar to that Fuck me But like who's What Pum-Pum is some Has Luigi been pounding on This whole time She hasn't even Matt Daisy yet Toad

Prapriccing on Toad Yeah Pretty dark Flash Toad Yeah I was just thinking about it Like Do you remember when Easter eggs Used to be like a small

little treat instead of being the whole movie yeah like the balance of like yeah yeah yeah you know like Tarantino movies for the, to find out what the next movie's gonna be

it was like oh that's a fun little factoid that like the beer in Tarantino movies is like all it's like the same brand or whatever that's like that's a funny streak and it's like that that percentage switched

yeah but the Easter egg is the movie the beer is everything yeah Everything is the beer. Everything is the brand by, dude. You might like it, that you might think it's based. It's, um, it's amused to death, right?

That's like what that means. Yes. It's like, uh, I think, uh, Nintendo fans, dude. But not only do I think movies like this are bad, like bad movies. I think they're actual, like, cultural poison. they're like actually They lower the floor Yeah but they're like

Existentially awful for humans They're artless It's like There were literally like 48 Adverts for various Mario products It was like Buy Mario Galaxy on Switch But go to Nintendo World or whatever

Yeah yeah Then the film begins And it's just a continuation of the adverts Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Buy your fucking Rosalina flashlight. Get the Princess Peach flashlight. Get the Mario Dilda and shit. Like, yeah, it's fucking bad for our brains.

And it's like, you know, I feel like, um, like we went to go and see, uh, Monsters Inc when we were kids. Yeah. Um, and that was for entertainment. But like, it is saying shit. You know, it has ideals and like... Wally. Wallie.

And fucking finding Nemo. And, you know. Finding Bowser. Yeah, we're just naming Pixar movies at this point. Eldorado, you know. We learned to... We learned how to get boners. Like...

Yeah. Learn what Bunda was from Mrs. Incredible. Yeah, yeah. Looking in the mirror. Yeah. Yeah, it's like... Formative shit, man. Yeah.

And then you have a generation obsessed with mouths. Yeah, that's good for culture. Yeah. Yeah, because, um, you know, I ain't nobody alive without mothers. Everyone's got a mother. Everyone's got a mother.

In this here, comedy town. Yeah, I agree. It's, um... Oh, it's sickening. It's sickening. in how it's like the bar is so low and all it took was like invest enough money choose the right IP and as long as it kind of just looks like the thing and is accurate enough that's literally all it needs to be like what actually happens yeah doesn't really matter you know within reason

yeah yeah it's like um who was playing like Mario games ever Who's ever played Mario games for the narrative? Yeah. But that is also kind of like a cop-out in terms of... What you could do. It doesn't need to be that bad. It doesn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, like, you're starting from the point of... There's nothing. Like, yeah. It's game design. Yeah. The mechanics of it is what makes it cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's so, like, fucking cinematic and perfect.

and like atmospheric and has a range of emotions and like this whole journey to it and feels like pardon the pun and odyssey um then it's just like you you're cowards man you're fucking yeah could you have made a better movie a better maria movie i genuinely could yes start writing i could write a better script cook one up right now opening scene opening scene portals open Sammas fucking Aaron. And she's got a fucking ass so fat. Yeah, yeah. He plays it.

She looks in the mirror and she's got like Bunda for days. You know? That's the opening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get them in. Yeah. And she's attacked by what you think is a Metroid, but it's actually towed. And he's like, what?

Yeah, yeah. For real. But I feel like this needs to be like a Mario, but kind of like dark Marriot. Kind of like, yeah. Like Smash Bros. Braille. Mario. Like, it's actual Benham. Yeah, the Snyder, like. Yeah. Yeah. And it, like, opening sharp marries on the floor covered in blood. Mama me. Yeah, no, but I'm getting, I'm kicking up

ideas now because when Toad sees Sammas, he's like, is that, is that you, Peach? A blonde woman type thing. He's got, like, it could be one of the Toads that's got, like, glasses and he, like, falls over, like, Velma. Buk-buck. Yeah, yeah. It's like, buck, where's my glasses? Oh, a Metroid like smashes it and then flies away. Yeah, yeah.

And that starts this whole chain of events that get crazier and crazier. Boom. Fucking F-0. Yeah. Racing scene. Straight into racing scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a pod race type sequence.

Yeah. Have a pod race in there. Yeah. Have a portal open and Anakin Skywalker just. Vong, con, gong, gong. Yeah. we're coming in subalba podracer who jumps out fucking dothmore doth maw's yeah no snake solid snake is driving suburb's podracer fuck yes gung gung gung gung gung gung gung gung gung

that's fucking cool man see that's that illumination you idiots yeah that's how you do it yeah at least we got the death stranding movie to succumbing and actually be a good video game movie. Bro. Maybe Alderm Ring, maybe. Yeah, Alderm Ring might be. We'll see. I want to see the Dark Souls 2 movie.

I just find... Just straight the Dark Souls T and make a fucking trash film and done. Yeah, yeah. Dude. That'd be awesome. I got a quick CBT.

Okay. Cringe-based tough. Speaking of fucking cringe. Yeah. Is it Mariet. Mama Mia. Yahoo. I'm gonna be honest, I could do a better

Maria than Chris Pratt. I think fucking Argi could. Well, that's not fair. Duh. I see me. I think Luigi could do a better Maria than Chris Pratt. Yeah, it's legendaryly sheds,

it's unbelievable. It's fucking bad. But yeah, CBT, cringe-based turf, got a list of about 10 quotes here I think Jim doesn't know what they are from it could be a real person a fake person

things or something in between someone who is perhaps a myth a legend and you gotta rate them a cringe base or a tough and try to guess Jesus would be a good one Jesus would be an excellent one

good suggestion from Jim um right first one that's my first gestion to steal unyielding victory from the blossoming fields of death. Is that the end of the quote?

Yes. Okay. Say it again? To steal unyielding victory from the blossoming fields of death. I'm going to go tough on that. You like that one? I don't know what it means. Because it kind of like starts from nowhere and ends.

The context will make sense. Okay. Let them feel every lash, every curse, every bite. For wherever they go, I will be with them, and they will be with me. Is it Jesus? That's funny you say that. How does that hit you?

It's cool. It's cool. I'll give it another tough. Yours until the last flame dies and all words have been spoken. Is it the devil? It's cool. That one goes really hard.

Yeah, read it again. Yours until the last flame dies and all words have been spoken. Yeah, that's fucking ice cold. That's cold as fuck. I'm giving that tough Cold tough CT cold tough

What? No I didn't illegally modder them They're just Lucky That's cringe Think of space time as a tapestry On a loom This weapon is the needle

It was tough in the first half But then kind of cringe in the second I don't know that one kind of works for me Yeah I'm giving a rare tough cringe Yeah? Yeah. If there is beauty and destruction, why not also in its delivery?

I think that one goes hard. Yeah, I'm going to go based. That's a good question. Yeah. Will it burn? Forgotten. Will it ripple? Forever.

Who the fuck is this? Is it who or is it a what? Like, who is this or what is this? Um, it's kind of neither. What the Um Is it a book? No

Okay There's three more I can be anyone you wish Oh murderer mine That's cool I fucking like tough Sing them a lullaby of bubbles and brine I'm gonna have to go cringe

Cause of the bubbles Crengy photo of bubble blowing babies Yeah It's like weeny hot genius And last one If you believe your weapon wants to end all existence, then so it will. Mm. Base tough.

That's fucking cool. This is why you're not knowing what it is. It's super interesting because this was a suggestion that I actually got off the comments off the Spotify from Percy who says, please, please, please, please make a cringe bass tough with destiny exotic description quotes. So those are all on exotic weapons, right? Wow. What was the one you really liked?

The flame dies and all words have been spoken. That's the description on the exotic hand cannon, the last word. Oh, that was my, that was my gun. Yeah, Leske. It gave me Dark Souls vibes. Yeah, the flame. Yeah. The flame.

So, like, Galawhorns, one is, if there's beauty and destruction, why not all? also in its delivery. Yeah, I mean, they were probably written by, um, cool bungee people. So, like, they've got goated quotes. They're, they're quoted. Um, yeah. As in goated, but with a quo at the beginning, quoted. Because I, I don't think I even would have got them, to be honest.

No. I don't really, they're not really what you focus on in destiny. Well, that's where like a lot of the law is. That's where all the good shit is in destiny, because everything else sucks. Yeah Yeah, there's a cool Most of the couple gringes Yeah

I want to hear some Haribrain quotes next I Am the Herobrine What does that get? Tough Yeah, that's tough Me

Are the Herobri Me you But I want to hear some Quagmire quotes Right there's Yeah, I guess we haven't done family guy on you.

Unless you got anything else to say, bro. See after these messages. Yeah. I would say one thing. What's that? Rankers on PS5. Out now. Oh, my money. This is wild. Yeah. I'm going to get Galawhon tattoo.

Yeah. On my cock. Yeah, look at the destruction of my galahoon causes. Oh, yeah. Clever, clever Willie Jokes. We are comedians and ranters inbound. I want a tattoo of fucking Dobby with his legs around his fucking back around his head, like showing his fucking coot off.

Suck it, will you, Harry? That's the only thing that I'm hyped for from the new bullshit. Who's the new Dobby going to be and it's not going to take that long? It's gonna be that guy with the funny face from the in-betweeners. Oh, the J? Is it? I don't fucking know. I never watched that show.

Oh, didn't you? No, I didn't watch it out of the principle of being too fucking different. This is too popular. I'm kind of one of those guys that's into things that aren't so popular, I'm afraid. It's what I said at the time. And then I had no more friends left to talk to. Um, Welcome to the second half of the cast

Where we head over to Ry! Suggestion thread Over on the JAR Media subreddit Or the Jiam Media Group chat And if you got this far into the episode Please comment down below

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I can't remember. Dev, Dev! let's go dev dev dev Yo make sure you bring your cherry ride to devon dude Everyone's bringing their cherry ride dude Don't you be loved out And this is one where it's like

Deverein Posting on the subreddit like What is Cherry Rye? Yeah what's Cherry Rye Fuck off Don't be out of the leap You loser Well it actually comes up if you like

No No what Cherry Rye is Yeah shut up lad Sherry Rye It's um Okay It's not There's actually a cocktail Goodisholed

It's called a sherry rye Cherry Rye Anyway This isn't a cherry rye podcast This is a comedian training program It's a comedian

It does make being a comedian Easy It lets me frank It's like a It's like a What do you what do they call it in a in golf, you know, when you've got

like a... Consume, consume. Yeah, consume. And you've got a consume in golf. You know, what do they? What do they call it a birdie? Chirp, chirp, birdie, birdie golfing player. What is it called a birdie?

What, when you play golf? You know, when you have a... Yo, I just landed a fucking birdie, dude. I just landed a birdie. Yo, I just got a birdie on Donald. That's how. happening right now. Yeah, yeah, he's getting triple doubles. What's it called

a handicap? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah. So the cherry rise is like a comedy handicap. Right. To prove your worth. Yeah. Do you remember when Biden and Trump were debating and they were just like, my handicaps like fucking,

like nine, you fucking loser. They actually did, didn't they? Yeah, that was crazy. Oh my God, dude. You're a golf swing fucking shit, man. No way, dude, you're golf, I've seen, I play golf with you and it, you're a birdie on that course. Yeah, you were landing birdies. I was getting one by hit wonders. They might as well have had Joe Rogan doing the commentator. Yeah.

Yeah. With his hand just fucking tugging off Trump. Finish Trump. Finish. You are the birdie king. Chirp, chirp, birdie king. Tweet, Betty, tweet. Oh my God.

So, yeah, we are... We're going to start with this one from Retron, right? Yeah. Did you hear about the heist? You must have heard about it. There was a significant fucking heist in the past week. Words unspoken left by me. Well, Retron says the Kit Kat heist is kind of legendary, guys.

Well done, jar boys, in keeping it a secret. You got me. Is that your impression of the breaking bird? Yeah. You got me. I suppose you got me. Did you actually not hear about this? No, yeah.

400,000 Kit Katz was stolen in a heist. Let's go. From a Kit Kat van or truck. Nessley asked chocolate lovers to check batch codes as a stolen truck carrying 12 tons of Kit Kat bars disappears across Europe. Check. What? What the fuck you're talking about?

All I was thinking was like, there was a mission in the new GTA where it's like the KitKat highs. Yeah. Sounds like a GT online like mission. We got worried there's a Kit Kat truck coming. Yeah, who would. Must be an insider job. Who would expect someone to like target Kit Kat?

like that. That's genius. Chocolate theft is not something people hear about every day. Yet one of the world's most famous chocolate brands has found itself dealing with exactly that. How do they do it? More than 400,000 Kit Kat chocolate bars have vanished after criminals stole an entire truck carrying the sweets across Europe. The incident has forced the parent company Nasselae to launch an unusual response.

Instead of quietly handling the matter behind the scenes, the company is asking the public to help track the missing chocolates. The result is a digital tool that turns every day. chocolate buyers into unexpected investigators. So like, yeah, they actually, they tweeted this out. Help us find them. Use the stolen Kit Kat tracker Linkin bio. And it says like this is not an April Fool's Joe.

They posted it on April Falls. Really? Yeah. But it's real. The chocolate shipment began its journey from a production site in central Italy on 23rd of March. The truck was loaded with more than 12 tons of Kit Kat bars roughly 414,000. thousand individual chocolates. The cargo was meant to travel across Europe and eventually reach distribution centers in Poland.

However, somewhere along the journey, the vehicle disappeared. Neither the truck nor the shipment has been located so far. Investigators are continuing with the help of authorities and supply chain partners. For a brand that sells millions of chocolate bars worldwide, the theft may not disrupt store shelves, yet losing such a large shipment is still a serious matter. Why? It is like weird, isn't it? But it's also kind of like... It's weird, but also like, who gives a shit?

It's fucking chocolate buzz. The guy who stole it is like, unwrapping his kick cats, like, high-fiving the late team. We did it. Yeah, and they just did it for the love of the game. They just threw them in the ocean, yeah. But not your ordinary kick-cat bars.

Another detail makes a story even more unusual. The stolen shipment did not contain the... Literally. Did not contain the regular... chocolate bars most shoppers recognize instead it carried a new promotional version shaped like a racing car inspired by formula one these special edition chocolates were produced for promotional campaigns across europe because they have a distinctive shape and unique patch numbers it could be easier to identify if they appear in unofficial markets nestley warned that the missing bars may surface through

unauthorized say the black mark the chocolate black market sales channels across europe european countries that possibility is one reason the company hopes the tracker will help them be located quickly. For now, the mystery remains unsolved. The truck carrying the chocolate has not been found, and the investigation continues across Europe. Meanwhile, Nestle is encouraging chocolate lovers to take a quick look at the back of their next Kit Kat bar. No, fuck you. The company, the company that want children to die of thirst if they can't afford water. No, fuck you. I'm gonna start buying Kit Katz in the hopes that they're stolen. Well, I don't look in my garage.

Don't look in my pantry. Yeah. Every single drawer in your house is just full of Formula One Kit Katz. Your kitchen's like boarded shut. Yeah, why can't we go in your kitchen? Oh, nothing. It's just the ground to ceiling kickets. Yeah.

And from outside the house, like through the blinds, you can see like a dark Red Glow. Yeah. What is going on in there? Why does it leak of like mediocre chocolate? Why is it like fucking reek of Kit Katz in your house, dude? They're not the special edition Formula One version at all? They're doing a limited edition Formula One version, I mean?

Ha ha ha ha ha hautes. So that's just, you know, I'm just, I'm happy that heists are still happening. Yeah. Bring back heists. Yeah. Now that we've proven that this can be done to Nestle, we need to start doing it to other companies. Not we as in like, I'm not like, we're, like, I don't, like,

but they, they need to, aliens. Yeah. I think it was aliens. Could be. We need to try the Kit Katz. Mmm. Delicious. Limited edition.

It could be advertising as well. Could be all fake and they're just doing it for an ad. They actually just paid some guys to just drive it off a cliff. Yeah. They killed him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For the driver for this. It's for the good of the company.

Yeah. So that's pretty cool. That is cool. Bring back heists. Every now and again, you get a good heist. Like, the one in France was fucking cool. Which one? It was like, they stole, like, art.

Like, I'm not so, like, stealing art isn't as cool. It's more ass... That's more dick. It's more dick, but the fact they got away with it, it was cool. They stole like some... They stole from like the Louvre or something. It was crazy. Like priceless art.

Yeah. Right. Yeah, and they got away with it and shit. Whereas Kit Katz have price. Kit Katz are a different type of... They're just a nice treat. No, I don't support Nestle. Yeah, it's in a way you'd target Kit Katz.

They're much nicer chalkies, do you? Yeah. If it was a Hershey's truck, I'd dragstrike it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the less of them, the batter. Dibby Dobby Dangle said,

What are your thoughts on gore limits in media? This is obviously in relation to an episode of a certain show is one at the moment. That certainly has a lot of gore in it. A lot of people are talking about. I won't spoil anything, but how does that... What is your gore limit?

You squeamish with that sort of thing? Because for me, it takes, like, something pretty, like, whoa to actually... I find often... Um... Sometimes it's the more... It's the smaller things that get to me. It's like when his finger...

comes off in district nine yeah it's like that kind of shit where it's like really easy for effects to be effective yeah and like practical and yeah also be something like oh like that could happen like yeah quite easily sort of thing yeah and i also find like situations scarier you know situations. Yeah, so like as opposed to, you know, in sore when the guy is like glued to the car that's going to drive into a wall and like exploit him out the front. Oh, like it's going to. Linking Parks. Yeah, the Lincoln Park like tears the skin on his back off and shit. It's like it's so extreme that like. It's funny in Saw. Yeah, it's silly and it's like too far. Yeah, that doesn't buy me at all. But like when it's like, like someone in a car. crash and like

there was um that movie spoiler alert for that movie is it called together or something um where they're like fusing together yeah yeah um

not the fusing stuff but the the scene about um trying to disconnect from each other no his spoilers his mom it's established that his mom

and dad were living together. The dad died and the mum had like a mental breakdown and didn't want to accept that he died and was getting into bed every night with a corpse. Right. And like that situation to me is like way scarier. Right. And like way more gross and yeah.

Like psychologically kind of just... Yeah. Whereas... I don't know, it depends on the gall for me because like yeah there's a film called martyrs

that has some gore in it that rings a bell that has like lots of I really find like blades like scratching into people

and green room yeah green room that sort of thing yeah yeah that's the thing is another part of it is the actor

yeah if the actor can sell it in the right way they're doing most of the work you know, like said TV show. Stephen Young.

Yeah. Yeah, The Walking Dead. Like, I found that fucking disgusting. Yeah, the Walking Dead is actually a good example of I stopped reading on that issue. Yeah, yeah, and I stopped watching the show there. Spoiler alert. Everyone knows now, don't they? Yeah, they've got to.

I just started The Walking Dead last week But it's kind of In the performance But also like the framing of it too Yeah Because like Gore and like Resident Evil Yeah

It's kind of like poppy It's kind of Yeah I think video game gore in general It's much harder to To relate to to that you know when when in gears of war like a locus rip someone's arm off and then beats into death with their severed arm

that's just funny to me it's like doom it's so over the top it's ridiculous so extreme um where yeah it loops around so just being funny and absurdist basically what were you saying about martyr martez has both actually it has the psychological thing but also I don't know just like a lot of um just blade-related scratching and cutting Yeah

I think Makes me like wince There's Specifically in the intro to Saccharo The intro cut scene When it's like the The warring Clans

Yeah Um there's this one bit where like one soldier is leaning over another soldier and he just like places the the katana on his neck and just like slides it across yeah shit like that and it's just like to even like come up with um doing something like that yeah um and you just know like that's a sharp blade and you know what it's like to like cut a chicken breast and the the resistance and yeah i find um yeah i guess the realism of it is what's that like in war movies when there's like yeah um you know someone's had a limb blown off or something and they're kind of like

writhing on the ground in in shock or whatever yeah that stuff um i guess an emotional reaction out of me but it's not like i won't um avoid it or not engage with it like i'm pretty sure my tolerance is pretty high that sort of yeah i think mine is for the most part like it i won't some people are really sensitive about the sort of thing like they just can't handle it um but i'm just a comedy ranta so i can do anything i can see the comedy side of things um thomas marsh says would either of you mingers go to the moon if given the chance artemus two launched last night so we'll hopefully see humans go round the moon for the first time since 1972 provides all goes well oh yeah

Um, I don't know. If I was like Superman, I'd go to the moon. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to do the training, I don't, I don't know, there's a lot, there's scary. Yeah, it is, it's scary. I get scared on the motorway, let alone, for the moon. I don't get scared on like planes. Um, they do sometimes, it just hits me.

Really? Only on, uh, uh, taking off or landing. Really? It's the only time, yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Because to me, once I'm on the plane, I feel anxious at an airport.

Once I'm on the plane, I'm like, well, airport's a liminal, but planes are claustrophobic, I find. Yeah, but I find that the claustrophobia and uncomfort is like, well, I'm in this now, you know? It's like. I mean, yeah, that's what makes it stressful to me, where I'm like, well, no, I have no control now. So like, what's the point? You know, if I just, if there's nothing I can do, either way. I guess there's something soothing about like, if you're on the motorway, you're driving on the motorway. It's on you.

It's on you, but you also have the option, like, you can pull over and, like, get out of the car. Yeah, yeah. I guess. You can't do that. You kind of can't, though. In a plane. If there's a horrid shoulder. Which they're getting rid of in most ways

Are they? Sharp shoulder Yeah, they're making them sharp shoulders So there's all these knives pointing You better not use this It'll martyrs you Yeah, I I couldn't turn down the opportunity

To go to the moon Really, even if it was a one more trip You're gonna start to call me you're going to start out the colony airport gym you're going to become moon gym yeah you're getting your upgrade

yeah yeah of course I'd do that your promotion yeah we're going to clone you it's going to be a colony of airport gyms yeah

yeah no I'd have to I would have to but there is something terrifying about space I would I would sooner do one of those, you know those flights that go just high enough. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do one of those.

Like Katie Perry. And then starts to suck in the ground when you get back. I love you, Earth. Oh, this is going to inspire me to make more awesome music. She releases the worst song of all time. Right after.

It really gave her that perspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Releases now around in me. I love you, Tarmac. I love you, Jeff. Jeff the killer. Bezos? Oh, yes, yes.

He spread his runts and cheeks and got licked. He spread his runts across the galaxy. I spent, yeah. Uh, rot. At least the next spacecraft going to the moon is NASA. It's not like Jeff Bezos's... No. It's preferable. No.

Orilonia's musk. Yeah. I want to go up. Please? This one's crazy from Jedi Master Luke Dog Walker. I need some advice. I recently engaged in a sexual relationship. My partner is a... Gay.

Yeah, gay, dude. And my partner has a tendency to say, please, please, please, cheering. Obviously, this activates my brain like a sleeper cell and reminds me of Alex's please, please, please, please voice and song. Causing immediate laughter. To disguise the mood-killing laugh, I have to bury my face in her shoulder, or pass off the laugh as elation. Do you have any advice for curing such brain-wrought triggers? No, you've actually done a huge favour, though, to this kind of man, because that, like, that mind shift is going to bring you further away from nut.

Right, that's a last longer. Yeah, you'll last longer, and she'll be like, damn. But maybe it's giving him the opposite problem, we're, like, instantly nuts. I don't want you to stop thinking about it. I want you to be obsessed. It's going to get some point where he can't, he can't, unless he has a bit jar on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a deep one from Klebegg. Okay. Not as deep as fucking Doug Walker was in. Should I kill? is it wrong? Oh. Nothing's just got real.

I think it depends. I think it genuinely depends. Should I kill or is it wrong? Yeah, I think, I don't think it's as simple as that. Huh? What do you think? I think the Bible says it's wrong, so you shouldn't do it. The Bible doesn't say it's wrong.

The Bible says murder's wrong. The Bible says murder's wrong. Killing. Killing is different to murder. Murder is specifically like unjust. Killing can be just. Hmm. Like when you kill a butterfly for being too beautiful.

Yeah, I do that daily. I hunt them. When you get jealous. Why can you have such glory and grace? Yeah. I'm going to exercise my powers over to you. You should have evolved to be stronger, not beautiful, silly bug. Yeah, that's what you're doing.

You're helping them evolve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're eugenic. saying butterflies. Only the strongest. You should have been when one finally pushes back. No.

And then it's like a cool fight. And then the portal opens and Sammas's fat ass. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Finally should be. Yeah. Yeah. Why did they Nerf solid snakes fucking ass in the

latest smash bros game? That shit's pissed me off, dude. There should be two portals and Sammas and Snake come out and they both got fat asses together and then they fucking fuck with butterflies all around them the butterfly is from the boss boss fight

oh dude yeah that's awesome dude that's fucking cool dude that's gonna be a movie soon yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

so I think when Snake kills the boss Immogos 3 spoils that's an example of killing being kind of got to be done you know like when when superman had to snap zod's neck yeah he don't have to do it he didn't have to do it but it look cool you know they were really funny there was like a a man of steel poster where like it's Superman in the foreground kind of looking over the destruction of

And it's kind of like in the shape of his logo and it's like the scariest Like it's so fucking ominous. Yeah. It looks like you know Omni Man And this is before that trend of like scary super yeah, yeah, yeah when when was omneman first like a thing? When was that written? It was the early 2000s, I think really yeah because that feels quite ahead of its time Um, let me just double check that Um Hello, I'm Omni-Man. I'm going to do things that one shouldn't, really.

I love that quote. I thought that was cool when he said that. Yeah. The series began publication on January 22nd, 2003. Wow. Yeah. Is that before the boys? And when did Halo 2 come out?

Last week. On vinyl? On vinyl. On DS. On D.S. Halo 2's finally being released on D.S. That's that Bouser singing. That was the singing about HAL-2 and fucking Master Chief is in Smash Bros. movie.

Halo 2 is finally on D.S. Halo actually was on D.S. weirdly. Do you remember, like, Matt would show us those videos of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no way that's real, but it was genuinely real. IGN had a build of it in their office. Wow. It was actually a real thing.

Really? How many people did they have to kill to swallow that pill? Yeah. Invincible, I guess, was the first to do that trope. Let's go. Because the Boys was 2006. And that fucking book sucks. Yeah.

It's fucking awful. Charlie Boardman is an interesting one, a weird one. Thoughts on Bob Dylan making a bit of, Patreon that is completely compromised of AI videos and audio of historical figures. What? It's real. Why has he done this? So...

Is he out of the loop? Bob Dylan puzzles fans with Patreon debut. On Sunday March 29th, the singer-songwriter posted an Instagram story with a flyer promoting lectures from the grave, an exclusive series on his new Patreon account, which costs $5 a month to view. And yet, there are only six posts on Dylan's Patreon, with the first simply an embedded video of a Mahalia Jackson performance, which is followed by three posts, featuring audio essays seemingly read aloud by an AI voice.

These are about former Vice President Aaron Burr, 19th century outlaw, Frank James, American folk hero, Wild Bill. There's also a series titled Letters Never Sent. The sole entry so far features a fictional letter written by Mark Twain and sent to Rudolph Valentio. Sorry, Valentino. The mic's blocking my eye, okay? An Italian actor from the silent film era, who was 14 years old when Twain died.

Another post is titled Bull Rider Short Story. The Buffalo. Ha ha ha. Um, okay. What the fuck? Nice one, Bob. He did say he made a deal with the devil for his soul, so that he could be famous. So you've done it again, Bob.

You made a second deal? Come gather around, people join my Patreon. I feel like, um, AI's really. thrown a spanner into the works of like artists I think some of them are reacting with like just that a need to try and do something with it that's yeah it's cringingy yeah fucking cringy um because like you listen to have you listened to all a bully no because I'm pretty sure the latter half has uh AI vocals or something they're gonna be patched out wasn't yeah he promised that

He swears that there's no AI. My unfinished album, it just needs a few iterations and patches, like it's fucking live service. Like it's fucking destiny release. Do you want to talk about bully quick? I don't have much to say. No, I don't either. I just want to say, if you're on his cock already after this, then, like, shame on you. That's fucking pathetic.

yeah because I like I've seen I've done more reading on like people reacting to it than actually listening to it yeah right right um I've just seen people I watched Fantana's review and I lift after listening to about um two thirds thirds three quarters of it right I wasn't impressed at all but the more being like the the goat is back yeah he's but oh my god he's back he's back it's like the most fucking milk toast album I've ever fucking heard it's uh what's wrong with it It's boring. He's like... He sounds kind of like passionless in like the...

Yeah, yeah. I was describing it to you like, um... Like he was very unmedicated before. Yeah. And this album feels like he's extremely medicated. And like I don't mean to like stigmatize in any way. But he's, there's like no energy. There's he's saying nothing.

And when he did say a few things, on occasions it sounds like he's saying like I said what I said Right That was the vibe I'm getting And it's like

But then other songs He'll be like Kind of doing a half-hearted apology It's like you don't get to do this You know You don't get to go that far And not Bend over backwards

Apologising you know because I don't think I don't think he's realized how dangerous and bad he was you know in spreading all of that

and you can't just release music as if it never happened and expect everyone else to forget you know like yeah I don't know I just

it requires more than just an apology yeah I think I don't know just not that interested you know like I just don't have any strong interesting takes really maybe I'll listen to it I just think that the worst thing for him is for people to immediately forgive him I mean they kind of have and he's sold out like yeah exactly and that's that's fucking wrong and that pisses me off it's um it doesn't feel right you know maybe yeah should have to work harder. I feel like maybe distance would have been the thing.

Like it still feels like so kind of fresh. Yeah. Well, it's like the apology came out like a couple weeks back. And then the oven drops. And it's just it was mere weeks ago, wasn't it? With the the clavicular Andrew Tate playing the H.H. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. After he's patched it. But it's like you did that.

You're like, you're the reason that clip exists. Yeah. So what are you spreading? What's your message now? appear for a while. For a long fucking while. Or just never make music again because you don't... After you've done that, I don't know if you should have a voice

anymore. I don't know if you should be platformed. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't bloody know. Um... It feels this ingenuous, I guess is my major

feeling on it. Yeah. It doesn't feel like he's particularly sorry. Yeah Let's do a couple more here then To Wrap this up

Let's do this one from Where's it gone Yeah I wanted to do this one from Funeral Puppie 55 Bear Bear Bear Goblins a question And a thanks to the Belmont Bros With the somewhat recent release of JAR Radio On the Patreon

It got me thinking What's my favorite recommendation from the JAR boys For me, it's Dyer Strait self-titled album. Both Alex and Jim have recommended the album at least a few times on the cast, if you haven't already. I'd highly recommend anyone who hasn't listened to the album to do so. It's incredible. So thank you boys for putting me on to that album. It's easily in my top favorite albums of all time. That's awesome. Yeah, let's go. This leads me to my question for the boys. Out of everything you've ever recommended to the viewers, is there a standout number one recommendation that you think everyone should experience? This could be music, TV, movies, books or video games. I look forward to hearing the boys' response and would be happy to leave a suggestion. for the boys to listen to. P.S. if my question makes it on the cast on the day, it will release on my 23rd birthday. It will be epic to hear the boys' thoughts

for my question on the day. Happy birthday. We wish you a happy birthday. We wish you a happy birthday. We wish you a happy birthday. And the Chinese New Year. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.

So I've got one for each of these categories, right? Yeah, I'm trying to cook some up right now, so you go. Okay. Album. Bulley by Kanye. Yeah. No, album, remain in light, talking ads. Okay.

I think everyone should listen to that. Okay. TV show. Succession. Okay. I think everyone should see that. Video game. Disco Elysium.

Shit, okay. You're going in for the gamer cred on this. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get a little bit of cred up, you know? Yeah, you're trying to, you're clawing the creed back after the, you know, the incident. Oh, yeah. Movies. Stalker. I still need to watch that.

And book. The Road by Coolman McCarthy. Shit, really. Yeah. I need to read that. Awesome book, yeah. I think the movie's good as well. I'd have to rewatch it.

It's been a long time. It pales, I think, to the book. I'm sure. I'm sure, but I struggle with reading. Okay. It's Vigo, isn't it? It is Vigo, and he's great in it. And there's some, like, great visuals.

I love the basement at the beginning. Okay, mine, movie? The first one that jumps to my head is train spotting. Yeah, I did consider. of that a Danny Boy film. I think that's a must, transposting. Yeah.

I watched that movie relatively young as well. And I feel like formative. Seminal. Yeah. And it's a movie I've gone back to throughout like

every period of my life and it's remained this incredible. Yeah. And he really gets better. Yeah. Just ages like a fine one. For sure.

Yeah. Yeah. Incredible film. ridiculous um album i i'm i'm not gonna worry about like overthinking it because no this is this is me right now i actually had time to prepare so yeah yeah um right now demon days damn okay yeah yeah that album is fucking crazy i've been on like a whole gorilla's thing recently and that album special yeah it's definitely special can can you um get that clip of the guy that's why he's getting me

that's why he's the goat the goat that's why he's the goat yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whereas that's why he's the goat meme yeah that's the goat that's how I feel about that album

um valid yeah uh TV show do it do it what did you think I was gonna say I thought you were gonna say

the Simpsons because you can see his little tatters. Yeah, yeah. The Simpsons, what's the season I've been saying about? Season four? Yeah. That's just like rapid fire. Do do do do do do fucking banga, banga, banga, banga.

Season four of the Simpsons is a legit choice. Crazy. They were cooking. Stars aligned. Yeah, yeah. The planets were like, jub, jude, d. They were comedy.

Kings. They were. They were they didn't need to go to comedy university and learn a thing or do it. No, no, no. No, they were tea. They were, they've, they've, they've got fucking big cohenes in the comedy kingdom. They're sitting on the comedy, I'm Throne type.

The comedy throne. Yeah. The comedy shorts game are thrown. And, um, video game, Sonico Serks. Horace. Sonic, Sonic, Sonic Unleashed. Yeah, yeah.

Surely it'll be Dark Souls 1? We've just been uploaded. It is Dark Souls 1. It is Dark Souls 1. It is Dark Souls 1. It is Dark Souls 1. It is Dark Souls 1. It is Dark Souls 1. It is Dark Souls 1. Really? But valid, Alder Mring. Let's be honest. I think that's valid. Yeah. Alder's valid.

It is like a generational game. Yeah. it's a multi-generational game I'd say that it's the game Eldon Ring Yeah But Dark Souls 1 is like Dark Souls 1 is like

So you don't get Eldering Without Dark Souls 1 No It's like You know you go to Marco Pierre White's restaurant And you eat Eldon Ring It's like

But you go to Marco Pierre Pierre White's mum's house And eat the meal that inspired his She cooks you up of fresh dark souls Yeah she cooks you up a fresh little dark souls Yeah have this you look kind of hungry Oh thank you Mrs Marco

And it just looks like You know the first boss That fat bunnies Yeah that's what his man looks like New ears at Oh Mrs loves changing Yeah

That's why he's a gold The gold No that's That's also valid um yeah fucking valid yeah man right

um two more one very short one and one a bit more thinky comedy and then we're gonna record um is magic mic as good as they say why do you spoil it

um our slash job media has up an ultimate one hell yeah there was a run in the newest euphoria season three trailer just i'd mention that cheers so i'm just gonna play you the run okay and i want you to give it a cringe based or tough okay is it jacob lodi because it's no it's a character i don't recognize don't care hi do this again did you get that i think you should see the shot as well

yeah it's quite a nice zoom oh okay now that from just the sound i was like eh but seeing the the visual, I'll give it tough. From a distance as well with the scene. Yeah, that's cool. But because Drake produced that show, I'm giving it cringe. Did he actually? Yeah, that's part of why that Kendrick song is called Euphoria. Oh.

Yeah. Didn't know that. There's layers to it, man. There's always layers, man. Yeah. And it's also weird that Drake made the show about, like, teenage Sydney's Queenie getting her big, big cahones bounced or whatever fucking happens in that dog ass show. Well, let's end on this one from Outscoled.

A few reps ago, I think you mentioned your mother as a teacher. I was curious what the current education landscape is like in the UK. Both in the high school I work in and in general US trends, the nature of classwork has shifted. Essay writing is never assigned as homework. to prevent AI usage. Homework in general is rarely assigned or rarely labor intensive. Our standards for students are falling and US reading and math schools have generally been on the decline in the past several years and of course book bans in some part of the country are sickening. So fucking insane. At least in the US schools are rarely impacted by national initiatives,

sure they can require nation or statewide testing but everything goes by district by district or teacher by teacher basis. At least at my school I've seen some good instructional priorities around social, emotional learning. They are cool and I've seen a recent push to emphasize media literacy. I'm currently a special education aide who just applied to grad school for special ed teaching. I'm entering an ever-evolving landscapes. I'm curious. How do you two see the role of education in 2026?

Bear, bear, bear. I wish it was more of a priority because I think both of us were kind of, we were very unfortunately timed with our our schooling experience where it was like writers and this will just be deaf ears to Americans when Michael Gove came in changed so when I'm looking for the curriculum

the national curriculum whereas yeah it's just not a priority in like a positive way it's not bringing out the best of every individual, it is just sort of like a funneling system. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a way that's really unfortunate when it's like,

it is your future. And the worse it is, like, kind of the worse your future is going to be, like as a entity, as a country. Yeah. Yeah, generally, that's, that is just the truth. Yeah, it's massively undervalued for sure. And, um, my mom's a primary school teacher, not a secondary school teacher.

Yeah. But we asked her her thoughts on this and she had a couple of things to say She said what we were just kind of saying the national curriculum is destroying learning She was kind of expressing how frustrating She finds it that she has no freedom To teach because every everything's like an academy here which is like this process of I don't know why they do it it's like a we weird, everything's about like,

off-stead testing, which is basically like an evaluation of you. It's like a test on your school, see if it's over a certain quality or not. They want to homogenize everything. They want every, like, when they're doing, like, trigonometry, it has to be taught in this way.

Yeah. When you're doing, like... It's very binary shit. Yeah. And if you know anything about people, it's that, like, not every... everybody learns things in the same way.

Yeah, it is the assumption that everyone learns the exact same way. Yeah, or if you don't then fuck you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, if you don't fit into this like certain pocket that they want everyone to be, then you're just, yeah, you're just in trouble. She also said that behavior issues are increasing. She said she doesn't really know why when I pose is that something to like tech, like social media and that would be my,

assumption. Like an attention span thing. Attention attention span and sort of like, we're talking about it last week with like self-diagnosing and doing like weird trends and like body issue stuff and like just all this shit from like Silicon Valley being like funneled into like 10 year old. Like there's like no no good that comes from that. For sure.

Um, said she's sick of not being treated like a professional and isn't trusted and just everything's about Ofsted basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some similarities, although I've heard to guess it's probably, it's not quite as insane as what they're sort of saying about the US. No, that's, folk bands are fucking insane. Yeah, that's a no-go for sure. Crazy, crazy, crazy. So, yeah, it's obviously important. something I wish was better and was

I don't know, kind of like more of a priority or taught or just given its import it should be given its import yeah I don't know when you look at education as an institution like its origins

in this country right it's like Victorian it originated for kids to have a place to be while their parents worked excessive hours and it was like brutal it was like prison like all the kids got whipped you couldn't like poke out of line whatsoever and this is the foundation of what like school was um Would part of it not also be like, it's kind of helpful for everyone for people to have basic arithmetic and know how to read and like... I don't think that was the genesis of school. You know, it was like to look after, because there wasn't a need for everyone to know arithmetic.

can be able to read, you know, if the majority of people are working in factories, getting paid fuck all to work like 18 hours. Yeah, I guess. It's like, if anything, it helped them to not have people. I guess it depends on your economy, right? Yeah. Yeah, so like, and like we still have the same system where it's like the rich people actually get the options and the like skills to navigate through.

Or they're like pay to win. yeah yeah yeah whereas like if you're if you end up living in a place of the shit school then your options through life just knows that yeah or you have to be so exceptional you know you have to be so yeah yeah yeah and avoid all the pitfalls that are way more like abundant and likely and the the like same like it's it's a meme that like rich kids that go to private school, like, by the time they're, they're leaving school, they've tried, like, every drug. They've, like, like, done this, that and the other. Um, and it hasn't affected them whatsoever. Whereas, like, someone in a different region, you know, that fucks, that

can potentially fuck their whole life, you know, um, yeah, I think, I think, education should be for the enrichment of the the individual not not to you know end up just doing the the same shit for someone else you know yeah i do wish there was more of a i don't know just more kind of like complexity to it or at least more resources you know yeah i don't know i i don't know if um if if like the whole shit needs to be wiped and rethought you know i think i think a big thing is like resources though i think that's part of what makes the private school so much better is like classes are smaller each everyone's getting more time it goes it goes so far beyond that i feel like um well yeah the curriculum issue but but beyond that like the that's it's like a case of um

they're rubbing shoulders with that class you know they're making shoulders with that class you know they're making friends with people of that class. They're networking. Yeah, networking. They have all these connections. They get higher grades, you know, getting into uni's easier. Their options are just grander. Yeah, I lose track of my greater point.

But I can't help but have a little wriggling feeling that it's kind of brainwashy. You know, I was, I was talking to, to mum, about, um, schooling in, in, like, my perspective of the UK. Mm-hmm. And how I thought, and this is as a direct result of, like, history class at school. Yeah. Of, like, how I thought, wow, I'm so lucky to be born in, like, the main place in the world. like I've been born into

the main character syndrome yeah the country like and that I feel like that totally came from school it's like but that's the curriculum though because they're like yeah um but how how because they're they just

the all of history was like World War II yeah that's kind of it yeah World War II and Henry the 8th yeah Henry the 8th um it's yeah it's not

Yeah, and it's I don't know Also learning about the way we were taught other religions The way we were taught about other cultures In hindsight Feels really like Look at these like The way they do it

You know Like how backwards they are Like that's I didn't really feel that with the way I was taught religion What religions were you taught Also I feel like it depends on the teacher as well Yeah, definitely, definitely

Because in later secondary school I had some fucking brilliant teachers Yeah But in early like year 7, 8, 9 sort of Yeah, and my beliefs were fucking crazy Thinking about it, like Yeah, a good teacher can change your life And a bit of bad one can ruin it

Yeah, yeah, for sure Yeah, I was saying, but yeah, I was taught About Sikhs, Christians obviously, Islam, Hinduism. What am I missing? Like, I feel it was quite broad and it wasn't taught from like, this is the right one and these are the stupid ones. It was all just like, these are just... See, there's probably an effect of my R.E. religious education teacher being a Christian.

Oh, do they kind of weight it at a certain way? Yeah, I do remember in primary school there being a few of those Where it's like a really Christian person coming in and like talking shit basically about other religions Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was kind of funny They're like, they're like writing this tracks and shit against like Hinduism It's like, oh no, my dog in the race Yeah, I've been about Buddhism Yeah, um

Yeah But yeah, I don't know, there's just so much about Um, the similarities as well between schooling and like prison maybe that like just art school our school yeah I'm sure that has a pass but like it kind of is

and the the hard regimenting it's like programming your your mind to be this worker bee fucking it yeah the the rigidity especially again in our school like the the rigidity and um like your lack of choices going into sick form yeah it's like that's also a regional area

thing yeah yeah yeah and it's it i think that's fucking wrong um i don't know i've i've probably got kind of a chip on my shoulder about about school um but like you have to have it and you want it to be as good as possible you know you can't just yeah everyone like you just figure out like you know yeah yeah yeah we're not on like little farms anymore yeah yeah and the thing is like it's a catch-22 because if if you had kids and you you resent the school system you're kind of doing you're only doing them a disservice by yeah homeschooling oh definitely you know because they want them to get the best education no social skills and yeah you want them to do well within the system but also like if you resent the system

Like, how do you, um, how do you resist? I don't know. I suppose they can let us know in the comments. Yeah. Get a nice big pillow and scream into it. And that's how education in this fucking country. So on that note, I think that's the end of that one there, guys. Don't forget to un-like and unsubscribe.

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