JAR Media Posdact - Hunters Cecrets - JARCast Episode 332

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 11:26 Housekeeping 25:38 Jims Emotional Seed Story 27:40 Dancing Mania 33:43 Mid Break 39:05 Question Segment: Let Him Cook? 46:24 The Forgetter 46:38 Helping a JARling Name Their Car 48:21 What is wrong with the JARlings? 50:21 Do we play any instruments? 54:27 A Nostalgic Warning from a JARling (And OST Suggestions) 1:04:07 Forgiving Evil Friends 1:07:36 Fantasy vs Sci-Fi 1:13:56 Patron Segment

Chicken tonight. Somebody, everybody, the chicken. Yeah. I'm Chet Biden. No, you're Brett Biden. Brett Biden? Yeah. Baby. I'm popping lock Biden.

I'm s'b drop Biden. Who's the biggest drop and draw? So if there was a care package and it was the sq care package, he would be the one dropped in the so not like dancing on the dance floor drop you're being dropped into the battle bus not sure how to answer that really apart from saying all the chickens tonight everybody will be hunting for joe biden's laptop tonight joe biden's laptop well what's joe biden got my name is joe biden and they indicted me my name is joe biden and they indicted me

What does it end? I did everything right. I did everything right. Obama did everything right. And they indicted me. Biden? Look, I'm in the rim on the Titanic going, Oh, the .

Going down. Run! I'm the band playing music till they die. You know how they work, then you? What? Do you know that if they didn't disobey orders and send that command, even more would have died. What?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they work because there's literally a wire that connects them. So why, how the fuck... Well, they did have the one on the Titanic. I watched a Jim Cameron documentary about it the other day. The other day. The other day. How... They sent a message to a nearby boat.

Maybe radio signals. Yeah, that's it. That's how they did it. It says, bad a bit. Boy. I'm going to boo. You're the best, you're the best, you're the best. Alex, get going.

Alex. We can't. I was literally just screamed in that. You can have to do it again. Alex isn't here. Okay, Alex, we're not fucking doing this personality shit. Alex, come on. Yeah, your personality's split enough, bro.

Yeah, you just be Alex for today. Don't make me go get it. Go get it, then. I will seriously go get it. Go get it. I don't know what you're saying. I will go into the garage and get it I've been storing it in there

I will actually go get it Go get it then You joking Go get it then Fine I'm gonna go get it then Alright go get it then Right Brett's gonna go get it Hold up

Good house, the new morning evening or night and welcome to this episode of the journal media podcast where we do the thing that you love. I think I might have to get grind a premium boy. You need all the chicken tonight. No. Everybody will be eating all the chicken tonight. We had chicken for lunch. Is that what you do on the dance floor? No, I do this.

Is that one of the biggest? Like, the most obvious red flags? If someone is in a, like, dance place where people are dancing and, lads are doing like gym workouts as dances it's like a red flag well like doing yoga no no it's not doing doing like yeah yeah like yeah like doing that it's like a red flag who the fuck does that lads no what i do on the dance floor is i i just fucking kind of do the bin dance you know it kind depends on the music you need to be a bit more

fucking like crackhead if it's like hard techno or something with high bpm yeah Yeah, look, yeah, even that's so better. Stop. You need to stop. That's the end of the pop your blood vessel. Bitch. Just, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That's my impression of a French man laughing. As they throw Molotov cocktails. I found it. I found it. But we don't know what it is. Yeah, we don't know what it is. Ready? Oh shit.

It's Biden's... It's Hunter Biden's laptop. You wouldn't know where he got this. Where'd you get it? Hunter Biden? The dark depths of the ocean. I got my connections. Brett's got his connections to the Biden family.

Should I see what's on it? Yeah. Wait, it's still... Whoa! Let's guess the password. Oh my god. Uh, hunter. I'm in.

Nice. Nice. There's lots of files. Yeah. No, but there's not just that. There's files in files as well. They're all zipped, though. Huh? They're all zipped.

Just use a win-wa. win-wah. No, I'm gonna unzip them all manual. Make sure you're not, make sure you're on a VPN and not connected to the Wi-Fi, because they'll track you. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Well, guys. Oh my God. I don't know if this, I can really show any of this. I feel like it's valuable. Yeah. Yeah, we could make a lot of money from this. Hmm. Perhaps we'll save it, shall we? Yeah. For a little, uh, uh, you know, little money.

A little blackmail? A little blackmail. I hear the CIA offer quite big awards for these type of things. Really? Yes. For the Biden top. There are lots. What's that one labeled CIA conspiracy again? Oh, hang on. Let me go in.

Ooh. Oh my God. Oh my. There's a folder labeled secrets. There's a... Spelled with a C. Hmm. Secrets.

Ah, secrets. Secret. That one says JFK. Oh my God, it's literally got footage of the real JFK killer. Wait a minute, that's not JFK. That's a body double. I know it. Oh, shit.

Hunter Biden is the son of JFK. And who broke the story, but Brett Biden himself. fuck the real news the real source the real source of information don't believe anyone else out there they're peddling lies and profiting from your suffering any story you see about hunter biden's laptop lies because i have it we've had it this whole time don't believe anyone hunter biden's a laptop yeah hunter biden's asa laptop that has loads of gameplay of destiny on it some reason if that's what was actually on undividing slap-up one two buckle my shoe three four buckle some more five six Nike kicks oh oh that's so fucking fire dude

good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen and welcome to episode 300 and Three, three, two. E of the jump. Welcome. No, bro, just really awkwardly right now say three, three two. Three, three, two. There we're good. Today, I am Jamie, joined by James.

James and Alex. Who? Shut the fuck up. and Brett Thank you Hello I am related to the Biden family Sorry I'm related to the Biden

That's better That's better Actually that seems a little bit Before we get two Jimenez so Thank you to our lovely patrons Over a petri Patreon who help support the show And make things possible

They make all things possible They make all things as possible now. Walter. I am Walter. Catch me on the podcast. What? I'm teasing a special patron's exclusive video. Oh,

right, yes, yes. Wilder. Yeah, check out the shorts. They're funny. I don't watch JARcast anymore. Why just watch the shorts? Just hop on those shorts. We recommend that you do watch the full JARCasts, but also watch the shorts with bits

from the same episode you would have watched. But there's funny animations and a Fortnite gameplay. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I actually watched them for the gameplay. Yeah, the subway surfers. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And, yeah, leave us nice reviews on Spotify and iTunes. Helps us in the agorism. Make sure to troll Alex. Only troll Alex. No, we'll be getting on to the trolling man shortly in housekeeping. Any other little moments to throw out there? I don't think there's any other housekeeping.

I suppose James was teasing. A possible patron. This would be probably the first, maybe last, true piece of Patreon exclusive content, right? Yes. The, probably the final lost piece of jar. The last piece, yes.

No, the original lost piece is one that will never be seen. And that's the, yeah, Minecraft and cinema. That's like, that's the actual boss. Yeah, that's the bottom of the iceberg, sorry. Yeah, there are a couple options. Somewhere cooking with Ruben 2. Yeah. I have all of that

Oh, that was bad That was bad I've still got that somewhere Was that the Christmas one Where I was really moody Yeah yeah Oh wow Yeah remember that one

Yeah I was really 13 at the time right Yeah I was impressed That is out there somewhere And then I did try looking For that infamous episode Where Mike 3 wasn't plugged in Yeah

But I think I deleted that Out of anger Out of anger Really funny episode actually As well I was very unfairly angry At James as well Oh it's you literally abuse me

It was your fault, though. Yeah. Everything's my fault. Brett preach his piece. Yeah. So, guys, let's do some housekeeping, yeah. Over here now. We round out some of the conversations from the previous episode and just keep things clean over here.

Yes. We like, we are quite clean people. Yeah, we lick the ground. We lick the floor clean. Seeing as you guys mentioned it, um, cheese and chicken one said, the jarling Alex has beef with is 100% a huge. human sense beat guy ah ha ha ha no not there were multiple threads on the subreddit like people desperately trying to figure out who it is guessing who it is there was one person

very confident um in who they thought it was and they none of them were right none of them not a single one of them you know who you are yeah you do you do you know who you are and you have done bad things you know you do and we're finding you we're we're currently we Okay, so stop. No, I bleep that, bro. You can't be saying that. I bleep that hard. Huh?

We can't people. Well, no, he needs to know. Well. There needs to be consequences. Yeah, just troll a little bit harder. Yeah. Well, no, you can troll. Just do something funny.

Yeah, something hilarious. Send us like, that'll definitely be bleeped. Yeah. And so will this. Yeah, baby. Man, you're going to be working overtime for this. Yeah, let's stop.

Let's stop. I don't want to be doing any more of this. Random username 1735 said a friend and fellow band member showed up to a barbecue wearing a jar shirt a while back. So now I'm writing this comment to jump scare them. Cool. I thought we went that last cast. Nope. You sure?

I think I've got brain damage. I think we all do bro Kai 2 says I'm watching this cast Mind of my business And I see in my recommended bar on the side The thumbnail for Jogast episode 177 Porni ain't gone yet

And I gotta say that might be My vote for the best thumbnail Jim looks elated to see Porni And he's so real for that I got to agree with them That is an amazing thumbnail Yeah it is Pawnee ain't got shit on me

Yeah Training Day Really Really? mhm bleak that we got a nice don't worry it's already gone um Dylan Wilding 493-2 actually had a little apology for me hey guys just commenting to apologize couple weeks back I made I made the comment about Alex not being presentable which he then brought up when talking about mean comments no idea why

I said that it's both unkind and undeserved no excuses I'm sorry Alex I'm not accustomed to YouTubers actually paying attention to their comments, so I never expected anyone in the cast to see it. Ironically, the week after, I was mentioned on the cast for my we can see Alex's balls through his shorts comment. Get trolled, D'R. 5 Ian, from Smosh.

Sorry again, Alex. You know, people literally abuse. No. Abuse us constantly. You apologise. We had that whole section about forgiveness last time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That doesn't mean we have to forgive him. No, but like, don't say

it's fine. Well, it hurt my feelings, but it's fine now. Well, you look more presentable than me. You mean Brett? He didn't say, Alex. He just said you. Shh. But yeah, I think that's an interesting point that you've put forward there, because like, what...

Huh? Not you. Oh. This guy. I forgot his name. Brett. No, this guy, the guy who commented. What?

Dylan. Yeah, Dylan. Dylan, Brett. Remember Dylan the Hacker? Uh-huh. Rest in peace. What do you mean, Dylan? Wait, what?

He died. When did he die? What? Do you not know about this? He, like, suddenly died. What do you mean, died? He died. Look, keep talking, I'll prove it.

What can we keep talking about? We're waiting for you. No, you were saying about Dylan. And then I rudely interjected Dylan the hacker. I don't know who Dylan the hacker is. Really? You don't remember Dylan? Dylan the hacker was awesome. Was he the one that always promised

like PlayStation's? Yes. Mysterious death of YouTuber Dylan the hacker who Putapy Dub talented. Oh yeah, Dylan the hacker. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah, whipped Dylan. He was the best YouTuber. He was... Talking about trolls, this is how you do it.

Yeah. God damn. Master. What did he do again? He was a hacker? Oh, he was awesome, man. Was he actually a hacker? Yeah, of course. course he was you don't call yourself the hacker if you're not i wonder if i can find my dms with

him i spoke to him a few times really yeah was he awesome he was awesome but he would he would troll like he'd be like yeah keep getting angry and he like pick up his ps4 he'd just bought and be like yeah you you bought me this PS4 like yeah yeah hilarious rest in peace brother anyway what we saying um Dylan saying about how commenting um you how you never expect the creator to see the comment yeah I think a lot of creators do actually look at their comments

though I think they do and that's like it's their video you can't comment stuff expecting them not to see it yeah the person who made the video not to see it I'm not like having a go at you but like yeah I think I think that that speaks for a lot of commenters yeah they don't think of it like that

it's like a separate place for the audience to converse, you know? So that's one of the things I've always tried to integrate into JAR is have more of an interactive element. Yeah. Where it's like this cycle of like bouncing back and forward with the audience.

Yeah. I think that's the best and worst thing about the internet. So what, if that's the case, then we need more fights between commenters. We need actual, like fights. Like creator clash. Yeah, we need to be able to have beef We need to organise like a garden like that

Yeah, we need to get a boxing fight Yeah Yeah, the MMA fights Yeah So like in the woods So when someone's, when someone Judges at Brett's appearance Brett can just go in there and slice

Yeah Like go ham Yeah bleep out I will bleep that But I won't bleep How Our first backyard fight

Special guest Hunter Biden everyone's allowed to use their laptop as a weapon well surely hunters would be the best because he's upgraded all the storage in it for those pictures so you know he's he's rocking a bit more weight that's gonna be it's probably like military grade laptop this hefty hefty beast of a you know um this laptop has died but um

this probably has on its hard drive some like loss crazy Minecraft Machinema Yeah I think so Actually I think they might be on the red one But no but you need to quack that baby up And get that hard drive out Either that or put it in the bath

Why do I put it in the bath If the Minecraft machinema is on it Put it in the bath No no no Bade that overnight No because I think the Minecraft machine number No the only thing that

Is probably on that is the Minecraft tree video that's not lost bro I've got that yeah we have that but that needs to be released to the wild that needs to be seen like come on no no no no this is the thing

this is the thing is my cringe the shit that I found really embarrassing cringy was forced to be put on the web were you asked no I just didn't ask me about it when he read it all when you used them and I actually would you would you would want me to take it now no

my point my angle is that stuff isn't cringe and it's actually funny and cool whereas that Minecraft video is not no but it wasn't funny to me it was cringy to me at the time as well it was always cringy to me it still is but I can look at it funny like

right so if it was cringy to me back then I surely then I should have to level the cringe playing field that needs to be released out into the public but for me being in neither of these videos

yours mine are funny they're actually awesome yeah they're not like just cringe yeah it's like this tree one is it was a misstep like that's that's kind of a branching of like

of the that's one way it could have gone you know yeah like if we'd have chased more of that sort of thing we'd be really renowned as sort of the in the Sammy Classics sort of

Yeah I mean it was public Once upon a time Yeah Well that's the thing Some people have seen They all were Yeah

No but the thing is There is a There is proven To be a jarling Who was a Wanderer on that time Yeah They might have actually seen it They

They have the power Because they can Perfectly describe it They can literally Yeah There's like one or two Of those lingering

Yeah But know what's that A scary thought Yeah the scary um like i think we've seen it i think we've seen it since right i think i've seen it yeah i found it the thing i i've got like like second hand cringe from it like the cringe is too intense it's that bad for me to like i couldn't sit and watch it it's that and it's only like 50

seconds long it's so sure but it's got power literally 50 hours long it's just burned in my head like every line I have like perfect perfect with the carpenter mod but I will say dovstep parkour makes me feel sick when I watch it why that one's awesome that's I think it's because I associate it with a fence being dropped on my head oh you've got a negative association I see I see and I kind of remember how I felt and the part where James like falls over and then starts moaning

and then you slowed it down whenever I hear that I genuinely feel nauseous it's horrible it really is like something special in terms of that is artistic expression

man that is and it creates a physical it's live feeling that one's live that's one you can watch on yeah

on man man I never got loyalty to something that I achieved you here we go argument time Alex made beef this episode

You need some more fights on jail I'm getting my lawyers involved He's called soul Slipping Jimmy over here Yeah You're not a real lawyer Is Slipping Jimmy coming out Oh that weird cartoon

I forgot about that Yeah did that actually come out Let me look on IMDB Slipping out Jimmy I'm a slipping Jimmy I'm a Slipping Jimmy I You still

Oh there it is 22. Yeah, it's got eight episodes. It's out. Yeah, it came out. Why did they make it? Oh, it's still coming out. Wait, what?

Nah. It's got a 2.8. Okay. Why did they make it? I don't know. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's striking bad. It's not real.

They should have made like a cool animal. that would have been cool yeah by trigger yeah trigger should have animated slipping Jimmy yeah then we might be in a different place but let's let's round off

housekeeping here by uh talking about forgiveness um deviated right nut the one who actually left the question um last time said this thank you guys so much for answering my question about change and forgiving oneself i definitely have insecurity issues and I'm around people

who make me feel unlove for my past and I definitely agree that those who love you are those who accept you. I have changed to make in who I surround myself with and your advice gave me the confidence to seek a better path for myself. Thank you Jha. And I hope that those in a similar position can love themselves too. Now loving yourself is silly. And on the same note, crampoo five mods says I really appreciate the conversation on change and past mistakes as someone who had a bit of an angry, even violent at times in self-face in the past. I frequently struggle with guilt for the ideas I held at the time what I said

ideas ideas I held at the time and have had a lot of changing and retrospect that hasn't been the most easy for me much love by bear yeah I think guilt is important but as something to to allow to change you you know you have to be cringe to be boast yeah yeah you have to be in cell wojack to become maybe not what yeah maybe don't be an insure if you can yeah i know i'm joking but if you can overcome then you are better yeah um fight against the the the paradigm of power shift just just works as no that's one insult would say oh bleep that don't worry I don't like their kind of behavior and is I'll bleep that hard

and I'll bleep that fast the only seeds I spread and nice flower seeds because I think a pretty garden is nice for your mental health can I tell an emotional story yeah shoot anytime anywhere any place shoot your seat so I was at a little a little

a little I was at a festival right a thing local to like every town every town of decent stature to to do it in this county and it's like with floats and stuff go down the high street blah blah blah and I was at one of them and this this like flower shop had a float and there was this girl with these seeds and just handing seeds out to people nice gesture the side of the road and she was

walking towards me um with holding some these seeds getting closer and closer and no one else was reaching out to grab them. So I was like, fuck it, I'll reach. I'll have some seeds. And she was like a millimeter from handing them to me. And then someone like yelled her name. And she stopped. No. Turned around. And then just moved the seeds away from my hand. And then just carried on along the parade or whatever. And I was, so I was stood there like a dumbass, like a stupid idiot, like a moron, like a. You wanted to be a seed bearer, but you became a, A seed naira Yep

That's what I was thinking And I was still Yeah I was there Nobody else With their arm Um Extended

Exposing their Vulnerability Their wants and needs For seeds She made you into a seed Scareer Yeah You know

Yeah Yeah I'm just I don't know It's just Like It hurt Um

I know you mean and yeah I don't know if I'm ever going to forget that truthfully Losing one seed just plant another Wow Like Spready Gibbs Hmm

Yeah He's planting many a tree Uh Guys I found something crazy Like I'd like to do Something a little bit mental Okay Have you ever heard of dancing mania

No What's dancing mania So it's apparently a real plague. Oh, yes, I've heard a dancing. Oh, listen to this. Dancing Mania, also known as Dancing Plague, St. John's Dance, Tarantism, and Sent Vitus's Dance, was a social phenomenon that occurred primarily in mainland Europe

in between the 14th and 17th centuries. It involved groups of people dancing erratically, sometimes thousands at a time. The mania affected adults and children, who danced until they collapsed from exhaustion and injuries. One of the first major outbreaks was in Aachen, in the Holy Roman Empire, in modern-day Germany, in 1374, and it quickly spread through Europe. One particularly notable outbreak occurred, in Strasbourg, in 1518, in Alsace,

also in the Holy Roman Empire, now in modern-day France, affecting thousands of people across several countries, Dancing mania was not an isolated event and was well documented in contemporary reports. It was nevertheless poorly understood and remedies were based on guesswork. Often musicians accompanied dancers due to the belief that music would treat the mania, but this tactic sometimes backfired by encouraging more to join in. There is no consensus among modern-day scholars as to the cause of dancing mania. The several theories proposed range from religious cults being behind the...

processions to people dancing to relieve themselves of stress and put the poverty of the period out of their minds it speculated to have been a mass psychogenic illness in which physical symptoms with no physical cause are observed to affect a group of people as a form of social influence the theory is that it was caused by mouldy bread and really tremors due to chicken

chicken there was a case where a similar thing Like, it was caused by chicken. Like, fucked up chicken. So, yeah, mouldy bread, man. Why do you think I eat so much bread? Trying to get that groove on? Yeah, I'm trying to hit the gritty.

It's funny that it's like, how do we stop these people dancing? I know. Play a tune. Get Drake out there. That Drake could stop. Absolutely stopped. Yeah, he'll be the answer for this. I used to think, I am like.

Only good time. That's an awesome little thing, though. Like, imagine being. it's the nartu natu pretty much I don't think I could resist if a natu just broke out yeah yeah

you catch me in natu natuing yeah yeah here we are what James was saying under the theory section one of the most prominent theories is that victims suffered from ergot poisoning which was known as St Anthony's

fire in the Middle Ages during floods and damp periods ergotts were able to grow and affect rye and other crops which can cause hallucinations and convulsions but cannot account for that other strange behaviour most commonly identified with dancing mania other theories suggest that the symptoms

were similar to epilepsy, typhus but as with ergotism those conditions cannot account for all symptoms yeah it's quite interesting though the history is fucked up it's like even the most basic things are just like Oh, it is like an R&G.

Oh, this one might fuck me up today. And the next thing, you know, you're hitting, you're twerking. Can you, could you describe the, like, TikTok challenges as kind of a mania? Huh? Some little kitties, like, I suppose, yeah. The, like, Tidepod mania. Oh, my, that, no, because that's different. That's literally just people being really, having no brain to.

Well, no, it wasn't a mania, wasn't caused by anything. It's just like, oh, the internet's telling me to eat a tired pod, let's do it, fam. No, you're fucking stupid. They're doing it because it's like a clout. Yeah, but I bet people were saying that. Like, I bet the queen was saying that when all these people were dancing. She was like, oh, they're doing this in the, the lords. Do you know what I mean, though?

She'll be like, oh, look at all these idiots, fam. All these stupid. dancing because they're moldy bread again. They're dancing because of their stupid influences. Maybe it was just that. Maybe they heard a good song. Why do we have to overthink it? Why do we have to stigmatize people having a good time?

We don't stigma. We love people having a good time. We are the culture that loves a good time. The cult? Yeah. Do you not think the government is just a cult? If you actually think about it, the government itself is a cult. The way it gets new members, the way it funds the parties, that's all very cult-like.

You're made to think a certain way in your pursuit of joining the cult. That's their cult. The Tory party's a cult. The Labour Party's a cult. Republicans, Democrats. Republicans. Republicans. Republicans.

Let me inquire with a Hunter Biden's laptop over here. oh there are answers guys who are the Republicans no one knows but it does have answers want to know what answers it has yeah

oh hang on there's just an update um it says it says we'll be back after these messages hey oh god Bye Bear Bear Bear

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Ah, ha, Hunter Biden's laptop all the way. Hunter Biden's laptop every day. Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden laptop every day. Hunter Biden's laptop. Yes. I'm nearly in, James. I've nearly hacked my way. I'm nearly in.

Hunter Biden's laptop secrets are going to be all mine. Hunter Biden I'm nearly in Hunter Hunter. Hunter Biden's laptop Hunter Biden's laptop in the morning hacking into Hunter's laptop, yeah it's quite a nice laptop to be honest I made the first destiny video on this

yeah it was hell the first destiny video Like Vanilla Destiny Hunter Biden's laptop in the morning Hacking into Hunter Biden's lap Hacking into Hunter Biden's laptop Hacking into Hacking in

Where are the drugs? Where are the hoes? This is so based Ha-ha-ha-ha. I'm nearly in. Guys, my-my-my-my-my-my my fingers are getting sore from hacking for so long. Let's have a go then. Are you sure? I'll take over. That's not how you hack. Hang on. Got one more line. There you go, hack your way through that. Oh, good chief. Hang on a minute.

I know this. Is this a Unix system? Linux. He's got that hacker face on, I can tell. Will this help you focus on the hacking? Can you play the, uh, the, um, the, um, Dr. Robot Oh, music.

Couple tunnel setting in You can do it. Just hack a little bit harder. Hack like you really mean it. Come on. Yes. Did you do it?

I'm in. Oh shit. What secrets lie within? in within the, oh, that was only, that was only wave one. There's another sub-level, James. Don't tell me there's another firewall. James, you have to have a hack now. James, come on, hack.

Please, we've all hacked, but you. I don't want to hack. No, please, even if it's quick. I can't, I can't, I can't. No, come on, please, just hack, just once. Welcome to the second half of the gym. Jam Media podcast This is coming out you live

From the power of the internet Buggy, two, three. From the power of Hunter Biden's laptop. Why? That's it, I'm pogging. Don't like that. Well, I suppose this is the second half of the cast where we head over to the Jammedia subreddit

where there are questions that people leave that normally get me a little bit scared. A bit like Hunter Biden's laptop. Um, Lego Vin 1, 2, 3 can start us off here. You boys should do a what have you been cooking slash eating lately every so often. You can mention new techniques you've done or seasonings like Alex's noodles. The convoes about food are always so fun to listen to. Okay, so recently I had, um, I yesterday had some curry out of the freezer and I, I boil with some rice.

Slightly overboiled the rice. Um, the bit was fine. Didn't even have an arm bread. so it was fucking shit. The day before, I had some food. Today, so far, we've had care of C. I, um, I, on this Wednesday, just gone. Um, I've had this recipe that I've been doing throughout my life and just trying to, you know, get the perfect gritty with it.

Hmm, like me with my noodles. And, yes, but mine is rice, you see. Ooh. I've got a great, um, rice hack, sorry to interrupt. Okay, tell me your Bysak. Get some lime, what do you call it, rind? Yeah, how do you call it? Rind.

Yeah, use that special device and get some lime rind. Yeah, a little pile of lime rind. In the water? Yeah, get it in the water and probably get, this is optional. You can get so, you put a vegetable stock cube in there. What? And when it's all like cooked up and fluffed, yeah, put in that lime rind and mix it all in. You see, but mine is fried, a fried rice.

Oh, interesting. So what I did about an hour before Because what I've done in the past is you want the rice dry Dry To fry it Yes, I see, I see So I boiled it for like 10 minutes-ish or whatever And what I've done in the past is like lay it out on a tray

As spread out as possible Like a baking tray And put it in the fridge for like a day Okay, okay But you've got to be careful with cook Rye, don't you? Huh? Is this before it's cooked, sorry?

No, this is after you've cooked it. Mm, that's what I'm saying, right? Well, yeah, if I just... If you don't refrigerate rye. Well, yeah, if I just left it out. But then the thing is, the water cools and doesn't evaporate in the fridge. So you're left with this sort of tricky scenario.

So what I did instead, about an hour before it was time to fry the rye, I... Set it out on a tray like usual, but just put it on the side. and had a little fan blowing it. Really? Yeah, to dry the rice up.

So that work? And it worked to treat. It's the best fried rice I've made. The sad part was the recipe uses Thai red curry paste. Right. Yum. Delicious. But I'd bought said Thai red curry paste from Tesco,

just the bog standard Tesco, Thai red curry paste. and it wasn't very good. Oh, no. It was trash. I wasn't using the premium juice. Yeah, you've got to get that preem in. That legitimate pream.

Yeah, it wasn't pream. So the taste factor was, to be frank, lacking. But there was mackerel in there. I forgot the peas, but there was broccoli in there. I did the thing with the wok where you like make an omelet in the bottom with an egg. Yeah. Or with three eggs. And you like, swirl it around and do the thing.

and then you take it out before you fry the rye and you slice up the egg so you got these kind of egg strips and it was like nice fried eggy high protein in there because you got plenty of mackerel plenty of egg you got broccoli in there a bit of fibre

you know you're just kind of getting gritty with it I can describe my noodles now yeah seeing as you've got that awesome one going I don't think I've ever described my noodle thing in full I've eaten it before it's very nice did you like it I've made it for both you guys.

Yeah, it's a technique I use now. I basically kind of replicate the same thing. Yeah, boil two eggs. Like hard boiled, yeah? Put them to the side. Get your noodles of choice. I can't remember the brand I buy. Nongshim, I think, something like that?

Yes, Nongsham. You buy Nogham. If you're looking for like a cheap meal, it's like a quid for like one of these guys. Comes with a packet of like seasoning and some dried veggies garbage or whatever. Still put that in, but it's what you add that makes it good. Get the coconut block.

You must get the coconut block. Get a nice chunk that coconut in there, let it melt in once it's to the boil. And the noodles are cooking. Get some Saracha sauce, get that in there. A dollop of some nice dark soy sauce. Yep, get that in. Perhaps some sesame oil. If you really want to get crazy, what are those mushrooms called?

Chitake. Yep, yeah. Shit take. Get some of those. Don't put them in quite yet. You fry those separately. Get them nice and fresh. Get some spring onion, cut that up, nice and good.

That's for sprinkling on the top at the end. What are the goodies? A bit of chilly or if you like it, it's spicy. What I've done is add a splash of white red wine, like a nice red wine. Yeah, wine's always good. That's spicy sauce. It just, you know, helps. That's the gist.

I'm sure there are the little bits. and goodies you can add sometimes if I'm feeling crazy some like steak strips that makes it mental I think I did that for when I made it for you guys I'm probably might you do that tonight to be fair alright yeah just so delicious oh my god so damn good

see what I might do if I'm make one tonight because obviously I'm in the local town and I'm gonna get petrol whatever so I will get something to go because it's like with this it's like the basic cooking thing of like if you've never ever cooked anything like this before you're going to go to the shops and it's going to cost you 15 pound but the next one's just going to be the noodles because you've got all the good sauces yeah yeah get good sauces get it done and I've got some Trinidad scorpion um from the local

chili farm weirdly enough Wiltshire has a nutty good chili farm yeah we got real good which is like regret which we've had on episode was from this chili farm so they've got some heavy hitters and they've done this Trinidad Scorpion hot sauce and it's fucking hot it's like one of their hotter ones so I might add a bit of that to this

this noodle to see see how much it's going to fuck me up I just love sitting there sipping that broth

a nice spicy broth that just feels so salty so nourishing I feel like those salt goats you know

climbing those mountains you know those goats I respect no animal more than them those climbers they're climbing

like vertical faces to suck on salt it's like if they've got 2% Yeah, they could just like

Yeah Oh, one thing I forgot The final touch That really makes a difference Get some sesame seeds Sprinkle over the top Yes I might have to get some

Yeah One of those in bags will last you forever GD dash P-PPock Wait, coconut block Coconut block yeah It's like dried coconut Isn't it? Yeah

Yeah, yeah It just lasts longer Than getting like a tin Or whatever of like coconut milk I might get some A coconut block then Yeah yeah It's like a quid 50 or something

Okay, cannot walk. Yeah, G.D. P. Pop says, I had a question, but I forgot. Okay. We've all been there. I do that a lot. I start saying something and, um... No, shut up. That's not funny. Cherry Rabbit Lodz says, I'm getting a new car soon. Okay. I need help naming it.

No, no. No. No. No. No. No. It's a Kia Rio, black. Its license starts with DP. My boyfriend wanted to call it Dick Pre. penetrator don't think that's acceptable since you guys are great with coming up with names are you able to suggest a name for my car? Duck pillow

No come on please you don't need to name your car come on no you do don't don't name your car Especially if it's a Kia Rio Neither of my cars have names That neither of them of names Okay you don't need to name your car Just call it whatever anagram is of the nice

The license display but change Duck Pillow Yeah Doug Pillow Oh I love it and I hate it at the same time. Maybe drinking piss. Piss, drink pisser. Drink pisser.

Drink pisser. Or Dip dab. Dip. There's not pee, you fucking piss. Oh, there it is. That's the one. You forgot to do it last episode. Can I say it?

You could be one harder than that. Yeah, but I don't like hurting people, unlike you. I don't like hurting people. That didn't hurt you. It was on bare flesh. Okay then. I don't want... This is the difference, like...

Violence begets violence. And I have the capacity, let's be honest, I've got the capacity to hurt James far more than he could ever hurt me. I just run you over. Right, guys, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Listen to punish pizza, okay? pizza okay what is wrong with this community one guy does jar inside jokes to her girlfriend without her knowing where they come from even though she doesn't like the cast another gaslit his friends with jar jokes so that they

think he is funny and now one guy Pavlovian conditioned his girlfriend with asked to like the posd act keep doing it keep doing it nothing wrong with that in my book well that's uh kind of whatever spreadies the word you know what I'm saying if it gets more views for us We need like a porn producer to have jar in the background We need the weekend to write an HBO show about us And really give us good dialogue The weekend?

Yeah You don't know about this, bro? No The second succession ends, the second Barry ends HBO drops this show Sam Levinson, the creator of Euphoria It's a new show, right? It's called The Idol Yeah

Lily Rose Depp and The Weekend star as the main characters. Oh shit, yeah, I forgot. Yeah, yeah. It's nearly over now. It's one of the most embarrassing shows I've ever seen. It's crazy. Like, most of it is shot in the weekend's house.

It's supposed to be like this, you know, tried and true warning story of like what pop producers do to you and what being in this industry, how bad it is and how it's going to eff you up. But it's simultaneously written to kind of romanticize it because the weekend kind of wanted, it to be this weird like you know self-insert jerk-off thing it's really it's really weird um it's just like loads of sex scenes with him and lowly rose dep and him saying like cringy lines

he's a really bad actor and he's supposed to be like intimidating and scary i think he's like a pimp or something nice yeah yeah just from the premise it just sounds a little bit shit yeah here's a little bit shit um a little bit and speaking of car no 237 says hello fellows given your love of music do any of you play a musical instrument will have any singing talent you tell me i i don't have any musical talent unfortunately um you can sing no i've i was not gifted with that with that brain i was not gifted with the creative brain i James' dad. James' dad.

James' dad. There you go. Well yeah, I got my harp. I got my, uh... my tambourine. Think about getting a triangle. Hmm? What about you, bro? Um...

I understand a bit of theory. What? I understand a bit of theory. Okay, tell me the notes that I'm seeing. okay and z correct no they're the positions on a milling machine you've got your x axis and you got your y axis and then you got your z axis i bet that first of all like knowing theory doesn't mean you you've got like pitch perfect oh about this uh what about it what about it what about it What notes was that?

B and D. B, D.E. B-D-E. Um, no. I don't think so. What? I don't think so. I was told that was correct. I...

It sounded like a minimum two crotchets, though. I can tell you that. I love crotchets. How do you feel about semi-breatves? Cringy. Yeah, a bit boring. Yeah Come on, bro

Belt Ma The other beltmen's Yeah And we got that name for a reason Our butt And our ability to belt Belt

Yeah, as in belt As in Abute For using a belt To abuse someone To abuse their children Get off It's my turn

On the connect I was never abused of a bell I was abused of a spoon A spoon? A wooden spoon? Yep, yeah We got the, I got the wooden spoon in my name I think Alex got the wooden spoon once But, um...

I used to play the piano And I want to play the piano But at the moment I'm focusing on theory Because I want to understand music You're getting that bass line Bills Biddle yeah yeah man yeah um and getting in scatting

i did actually listen to this scatman's world just came onto my youtube scatman rocked yeah he had two fucking like phenomenal hitters yeah scatman yeah the scatman and the scatman if i had to guess though he was probably really nice yeah yeah yeah Skatman's world. I'm a Scatman, RET. It's like, what a, that was YouTube peat with that video.

Yeah, oh my God. Ski Bidi Biddy Bum baby do. People say, why don't I stutter when I sing? Well, I still do stutter when I sing. Skibbidi bop and bada. Yeah, exactly. Well, well, well. This one will make.

you really upset you're giving them content bro i know i didn't realize it'll make me upset yeah this will make you upset this one from yorg's pog okay what's up bears i watched the wall for the first time over the weekend this had been in my watch pile for a while but i never got round to it however what i did get around to was watch about 15 to 10 10 to 15 watches of your and dan olson's review of doug's infamous review of the wall I have to say it was pretty weird expecting so long Oscar Bates song and hearing goodbye Blue Sky instead. I heavily regret listening to your reviews of the review for so long as I literally couldn't get those deviant R.O.Cs out of my head as the trial comes on. Not only that, I expected to hear Doug's whiny voice multiple times while each song played.

So to any jarlings out there who have watched the wall review review, I recommend you stop and watch the wall first to get the full effect. Having said all that, wow, the wall is fantastic. I was slonking on the zla while watching it, which probably helped, but I never knew an artist could be so vulnerable in a piece of media. Anyways, my question is, which is your favorite song from an OST? Mine would have to be the social network theme by Trent Reznor, or Blade Runner Blues by Vangelis. Thoughts? Yeah, on, yep, Blade Runner.

Which one? The original one's got way better soundtrack. No, but it's like, the second one's not. not bad, but it just doesn't have that there's something about Vangelis's good score. Yeah, it is superior. I think I like the, it's just because on Spotify, it's not but it's like the, the, um,

I, what's it called the test, the void comp test. That theme where it, in, on the Spotify has that dialogue with Decker and Rachel and it has that, that song is beautiful. You have the whole Tears and Rain speech as well? Yes. I I, I, blade, the more I think

of the first Blade runner, the more I absolutely love it. But I'm not going to be watching again for some time. I need it to, like, fizzle a little bit. I want to shout out the Spider-verse soundtracks. Yeah. Wow. Like, wow.

Like, boom-bun-boom. Boom-bum. Crazy. Yeah, like, wow. Like, oh my God. Whoa. Like, wow. Yeah, I've got my 62-half-hour-long playlist of instrumentals from things I like.

So yeah, 9-inch Nels is like a big one. Yeah, he's done loads of good work. This isn't necessarily just OSTs, like, there's this album, Ghosts, amazing. I've not listened to Ghosts. He's got some awesome ones in. The project's been retired as well. Yeah, yeah, but C418, most people know who did the Minecraft soundtrack, but also it has their own little projects.

All of it great, if you like that kind of thing. um all brianino uh that creepy space album most people know that song from train spotting from that one scene um deep blue day uh oh disaster piece love disaster piece um fizz it follows um oh they did that a 24 movie last year as well um i can't remember what it's called but awesome as well all of the music from mr robot rocks yeah um um incredible the good the bad and the ugly yeah really good

I'm blanking on the name of the piece of music the the gold the gold ecstasy of God she takes my money when I'm in need I do like

Gustavo Last of Us music awesome you can't go wrong with a lot of Gustavo music actually David Wingo a bit more obscure one Gareth Cocker did the Ori soundtrack

The guy who did the Doom soundtrack Mick Gordon Yeah Mick Gordon rocks Wow Wow Generally that Doom would not be Doom killer instinct Like these games don't pray

Oh pray yeah yeah They don't have like Half of what they are Without his No the fuck the Doom remake would not have sold without that soundtrack. It adds so much to just the whole game.

It's like that Star Wars thing where it's literally 50% of it, yeah, that's you're saying. Yeah, Mick Gordon is extremely talented and listening to him talk about like what his design choices for Doom is like, this guy's fucking... It's all that layered stuff

that like changes with the game, yeah, he just, he gets it. Speaking of that sort of thing, the Red Dad soundtracks. Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah. I like the journey soundtrack a lot. I don't think I'm really, listen to many like game soundtracks

as of late. Obviously all the Marty O'Donnell Michael Savatory, Halo stuff Halo 3, ODST, the early Destiny stuff the Jack Wall Mass Effect music, rocks. One thing

for me has been just like kind of Cypunk 2077. Very good sound like loads just loads of different artists and some of them are really like niche. Does it have an original score as well? Yeah the OST is particularly good Yeah

I haven't played that That guy Because he did the Witcher one Yeah It's a couple dudes I think Like Yeah Two or three

Yeah I was listening to that OST for a while The Celeste soundtrack Has some really good tracks on him Yeah Um Super Mario Galaxy

Yeah I've got Harry Lord Wars here The early Assassin's Creed games Had some great music Yeah they do The Jesper kid stuff Yeah Dark type

Just for kid, doing Verminthide and Darktide, really, really good there. Yeah, Cliff Martinez does a bunch of good stuff. Contagion, Drive. Oh, even Farquay 4. I don't like that game, but it's got some good tracks on it. Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I really don't like that game.

But the Tom York stuff from Susperia. I actually really like the music from these Respawn Star Wars games They got some really good atmospheric stuff It's like it's the Star Wars kind of palette of sounds But yeah Someone else actually If you like that kind of thing

Yeah I'll just chuck a couple more out here Hades has some great music Awesome I find for OSTs Now like games tend to have like far more memorable And yeah better stuff than a lot of movies like spider man spider versus like the the soundtrack actually being a focus with it being like interweaven with the actual visuals and stuff yeah um you don't you don't get that so much with films um yeah depends what you're looking for um especially in like

the yeah the big hollywood stuff i tend to see at the cinema like the the the comic book stuff quite often it tends to take a back seat and then it might have like one theme tune that's all right but then the rest of the music

sucks like Avengers yeah yeah like most of the Marvel stuff sucks I want to say the Batman animated series and the Arkham Games well yeah the theme was composed by Danny Elfman I think yeah

got a shout out of the Final Fantasy games awesome music just amazing shit uh resident evil has some good tracks too um i've got that like seven hour long mac de marco thing i'm gonna scroll through um apex legends yeah those are the main ones a apex has good sound a good soundtrack the o g like actually oj apex noise is just like sound is i turn music off on it though you're suck fuck off you actually yeah because i listen to my own music I do as well though

But that is just the theme isn't it Like as you drop down But if it can interrupt I don't get This is something that I've always had a problem with Is how you can like How you can get a complete experience of a game When you're listening to music

When I'm playing a game like Apex I'm not looking for a complete experience But you're playing that game I feel like the sound is important to it But when you're playing a game for the first time It can make me play worse Because I can't hear stuff But, like, I wouldn't play, like, if I was going on, I don't know, a game like Max Payne, 3.

Mm-hmm. I wouldn't play that with music. Yeah. Like, stuff I'm actually in for the experience. Yeah, not just game. I won't listen to me. If it's, like, multiplayer or, like, some silly co-op shooter, like, it doesn't matter to me. But also, it depends on the soundtrack of the game.

Because, like, when we play Vermon Tide, I think the music adds loads to... Yeah, because it's just like... Actually playing the game. Yeah, and there's loads of cues and stuff, and like, Left for Dead, they use the music to inform the emblem. Yeah, it's like you'd be a psycho if you're listening to your own music

and playing Doom Eternal, I know. Yeah, yeah, like, it's not necessary. No. The game provides it. It's like part of the game. Yeah. Whereas multiplayer games don't tend to because it can be intrusive.

Okay, let's do this one from the Lizard King 237. Hello, Jarr. Okay, Lizard King. About the discussion, last episode, about forgiveness. I'd like to ask for some advice on something I'm torn about and I think of regularly. I've always been a quiet reserve person and because of awkwardness always found it hard to speak to people and make friends. That being said, in an episode of crazy events which

involve bullying and violence, I found myself among a new group of friends around 2016, 17, different from the last, but they were less vapid and shallow. But just like the last one, I was always the butt end of any joke. Since it was all that I had, I learned to be less affected by offensive things directed at me, with them gaslighting me into thinking that I was in the wrong for getting offended. The years went on and I grew with many, many episodes of borderline abuse in many forms at the hands of them. Then I tried my hand at changing them.

I introduced them to music and tried forming a band, which never worked because I was the only one committed to making it work. But in the end, it kind of did. It changed them. I felt like I really made them better, more caring people. I was proud. I could see the difference I made in the group. and I started getting compliments on my music and movie tastes.

When I thought everything was going jolly, it got better. I found myself a beautiful girlfriend who loved me. And that's when it all fell apart. Not only they didn't accept her as part of the group, they straight up harassed her multiple times, and in a desperate attempt to make her go away, they forged Discord and WhatsApp screenshots to make her believe I'd slept with another girl.

This was the last drop. I left and never looked back, except I did. I thought numerous times of forgiving them, thinking maybe it was just a joke that didn't land. But I don't think I can fool myself any longer. I can't forgive them. It's inexcusable and awful.

I feel guilty of leaving them. I don't really know why. They've kind of really lightly apologised, but I don't think I'd buy it. But I still feel bad. I haven't been able to make any new friends since then. I just can't trust them. I don't know what they're capable of. What in your opinion?

What's your opinion on the matter boys? Am I in the wrong here? What is wrong with me for taking the side I did? Bear Bear Bear Boy, sorry for the long and rambling. post. If someone's trying to forge screenshots

then that's a highly that's psycho you don't need that in your life man fuck him. Yeah that's toxic I wouldn't say like fuck them

like you can you can you can you can forgive someone without having to like

have them be back in your life no bitch I haven't forgive someone for that because that's like intent you're intently

trying to destroy a relationship because these people don't like this yeah it's horrible yeah so there's no need to forgive them there's no need to just

you fucking them off. But I don't know, like, in forgiving something, I feel like you're, you're also letting go of the guilt that you're holding. Like, even though you, you are no way in the wrong for dropping these people, that's, that's heinous. And you shouldn't feel any guilt for that. Yeah. But I mean, like, yeah, move on. People fall out over way less than that, bro. Yeah. You know, it's like targeted. Yeah, that's insane. Putting in work. Yeah.

yeah toxic people and they shouldn't be in your life yeah I don't think you should feel any good for that no good at all no uh so there's a one two job one two job one two job hunter Biden Hunter Biden Hunter Biden Biden Hunter Biden's hunt Latter Biden um send on this from from Alex Cuomo I had a discussion with a friend about Star Wars and wanted to hear your guys' thoughts. Is Star Wars Fancy or Sci-Fi? I said that Star Wars takes the aesthetics of sci-fi, but at its core is a fantasy story. But she said that to be a fantasy, it has to have the fantasy aesthetics.

And since it's in space with space travel and high-tech, it can't be fantasy. But like, when I think of sci-fi, I picture Star Trek or Blade Runner, that are slightly more grounded and nerdy. This is a stupid argument, but I think the jar boys can probably say something interesting. What are the things that make sci-fi, sci-fi, and fantasy fantasy? the aesthetics because I think a story be a fantasy a fantasy story or like a sad story

or like a revenge story it doesn't matter what the story context is it's what is being applied to which makes that that genre you know if there's going to be a sci-fi movie that is like Blade Runner that is more way more depressing and like that but then you can have to be depressing

Star Trek is notoriously hopeful and optimistic yeah no but then there's also fancy movies that are hopeful then there's fantasy that's fucking depressing and really sad. I don't think it's got anything to do with the context of the story being told. It's just what, what... There's like what tropes it are using...

There's magic and wizards in Star Wars. I'd say it's like a merging of the two, but it leans more towards sci-fi. Yeah, I've always called it sci-fi fantasy. I think that's one of the coolest things about it. Always has been. Like, that's why it's so effective.

Yeah, it's just a fusion of a bunch of cool things. Yeah. it's like a um a collage mm-hmm you know oh i know but yeah i this it's that weird thing with genre because like if if you're one genre but then you pluck things from other genres does that mean you are also those other genres or you're like no you just lean into it i don't think it changes to the essential genre of your piece but it's

it's like you could kind of have the same discussion with the latest Zelda games because they're very much fantasy but they've got ancient like technology yeah

so it's like almost it's post apocalyptic sci-fi fantasy yeah yeah because they're like especially in the previous one with like the big robots and stuff like the big

robots are sci-fi? You know, another game I'd probably say it fits in there is like near, near automata in the original. Mm-hmm. It's like, yeah. Sci-Fi fantasy. Yeah. Post-apocalyptic sci-fi fantasy. Yeah, like if you go off the wiki definition of science fiction,

science fiction is a genre of speculative fiction, which typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technologies, space exploration, time travel, parallel universe, and extraterrestrial life. Science fiction can trace its roots to ancient mythology. It's related to fantasy horror and superhero fiction and contains many sub-genres. I mean, yeah, it's extremely broad. Yeah. That's the thing, the more you look at any genre, it's like, that's, that covers a lot of bases.

Yeah, so I would say, Alex Cuomo, you are correct. Both of you are? Um, no. I would say the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I arguing isn't correct saying there's not fantasy is definitely fancy oh yeah yeah yeah there's just semantics like yeah yeah my favorite fantasy is um apocalypse now what uh huh James has diarrhea this is my favorite fantasy skyer sky rim Hello, my name is Woodrick

I'm a storm clunk Hey you, you're finally awake No, his name is Rhalov I'm the y'all of Jarlal I'm the Jarl My self-insert is that I go on the horse Do you think in Eldon Ring Miyazaki was inspired by Jarr?

Yes 100% 100 million percent I saw a YouTube short of the The JAR And he's like I am warrior Alexander Jarre

Yeah, just straight up I'm Alexander Jjar warrior It's like Come on Come on Miyazaki At least make it Like at least let us know Yeah

You know Do an audition I'm the Jarr Hello everybody I'm the Jarre Dude How nice that would be awesome fucking drink

fucking drink gobble it up baby even the alderm ring like that's obviously rooted in fantasy but it has cosmic horror elements as well yeah yeah no it's just because of bizarre it does

I thought berserk was more like interdimensional no it's fucking cosmic horror no it's like interdimensional there's like demons in other dimensions like pooing into the real dimensional whatever No, no, that's Cosmic Heart.

Where can I watch Berserk? You can't. What do you mean? You can watch it on YouTube or something. They're, America. Ah. I've got... I've done it!

Hunter! I've got the Blue Way. Wait, do you? Yeah, I've got the special collector position blueway. Oh, can I borrow it? Yeah, sure. Hell yeah. Well, thank you for watching this Blu-ray of the Jarm Media Podcast episode 232.

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No one knows. His jar. What's the genre of jar? Hunter Biden's laptop is the equivalent of the death slap plans. Hunter Biden's death cell plans. Yeah. every time there's a fire patron name should i go okay ready good afternoon morning evening on hi ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the patreon segment of the jar media podcast

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Yeah, your Petronus. My Petronus is a single tick. What's your Petronus? Yours would be... No. What is my Petronus, though? A penguin? No, what is Petronus?

explain it's like your spirit animal Lord that's mine I mean Alex is um mine is Sam Smith

No yours is Hunter Biden No it's not Hunter Biden James's is a laptop Alright, can I read these fucking patron names now? Jesus.

Okay, be really aggressive and rude like that. Sorry, Brett's got anger issues because he's on testosterone. HART? Yeah. So his testies are feeling a little bit testy tonight. As you do stinky winky. No showers for me. Damn, you can use mine if you want.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to go. That's disgusting. One rule, we have to shower together. Yes, fine. Pass me the willy soap. Do you have individual willy soap? Of course I do.

Do you not have the butt plug shaped soap? I've got one of those towels where it's split in half and it says top half, bottom half and the bottom half is brown. I want one of them genius yeah because no matter how good you are at cleaning that that butt's still gonna be pooey

not true not true be honest have you ever actually got pill on a towel no I mean either yeah who does

I don't think I've ever put poo in anything someone else but like when you smell a fart you don't see poo I do now my poo is

I'm pretty clean in the poo department Do you ever have like skid marks in your underwear? No, never. No. Apart from when I shit myself. Yeah, that's like the only time. But then it's not really a skid mark.

It's just... Pooh. Yes, it's real deal. Yeah, it's a poo. Or some poo. Yeah, I don't know how you get poo. Like, unless you've got like no ass to speak of. Right.

Like you put on your underwear and underwear is just touching asshole. Negative cheeks. Yeah. Like, the underwear would have to go a bit in my ass to get poo on it. Mm. Never happened. But I know you guys are genetically... We got genetic dump trucks.

Yeah. Yeah. So I guess that is a bit different for you too. All right. Okay. You're your dump truck ass. It's not... I also work really hard for them.

You don't? You've just got good jeans, and I'm jealous of those jeans. They're just Levi's, bro. Huh? They are Levos. Why do you know what's best? Jeans are the best work trousers. But what if they're too casual?

What if it's not casual Friday? But Hunter Biden wears jeans. No, he took, bro, we've seen his laptop. We know what he does and doesn't wear. He's actually a Genshin impact addict. Who isn't? Genshin? It's actually Genshin.

Yeah, people got angry because. I spoke, I pronounced it wrong. As I said, Genshin Impact, and they were like, isn't it called like Honkai Rush or whatever, no? What? What? What? What?

Alex beep it. I'll beep a lot of things. Anyway, good after, the new morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the section of the podcast where we thank the lovely patrons, dibby here and above. Thank you so much for your. love support so we can keep just like pooing

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