JAR Media Posdact - Ingiesfay Upway Ethay Areabay? - JARCAST Episode 173

Episode Date: July 1, 2019

Jim, James & Ruben host a rare Alex-less episode, this might get nutty... https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies

Hello and welcome To this episode of the giant media podcast Today we are joined by No, I don't No, do it I can't replicate that I can't even imagine the energy required to do what he did that day. It's too much energy than what I have

so on this day our day we daily bred and forgive us our trespass days I know that's not We've got some news Alex has died Again He's gone

It's actually ridiculous number of times This guy has died I know He's though before He wants to get out Do you not remember While Reuben's doing that I'm just going to shout out the patrons

The Patreon's over the Patreon I was about to say Yep make sure to do that What's the other thing Oh, and buy the t-shirts over on. Just check the description below. Yeah, less than description.

I've forgotten which website it is now. Let's give a momentary bigger thank you to the patrons over at Patreon for keeping the show alive. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen. Keeping this show alive. Keeping this show alive. Keeping us alive. Quite literally.

We've been on the breadline. What happened this week? What happened this week? Give me nothing but shattered dreams. Alex isn't here. Alex isn't here. Alex isn't here. So this is...

We've all going to take it upon ourselves to do some shit that he would do. This is the first time there's actually been only three of us. Not only three of us, I mean us three. I was going to say, there's three of you like pretty much all year.

Yeah, I know, but I mean, us three, there's never been this combo. Also, I'm not holding a beer. Yeah, me neither. I know. It's a good thing, so I'm holding my coffee. what happened this week

what happened this week well I wasn't on the one that you recorded last week yeah because oh you had that butt thing what was I doing you had that butt thing I thought we were recording it on Sunday

and I'd already made arrangements to do things on that day but then it was like oh James is in the butt issue let's briefly talk about the butt issue really bad the butt issue was ridiculous So, Ruben was attempting to twerk.

Yep. And I kind of fell off. Let's just say it went wrong. Yeah. We'll leave it at that. It kind of fell off. Yeah. I got hay fever as well, so I keep trying to not itch my eyes.

On the subject of a butt. I took a really good butt pick last time. It was like, whoo. Speaking of butts, this actually leads perfectly into my topic that I've brought. Yeah. Brought along. Did you actually bring a topic or have you just made it up? Yeah.

Have you ever fingered your ass? Is that our topic? No, it will go from here, have you? For any reason whatsoever, has your finger entered my butt? Yeah. My fingers entered my butt, yeah. As in... Good, we're all in agreement then that we've all fingered our own asses.

I have, though. Yeah, James regularly. And the question is, this kind of promotes our other show that we have, is blank as good as they say. Okay, so I know you're going with this. Yeah, is fingering your asshole as good as I said? We can't actually put a video like that on you. YouTube without it just never being monetized or anything that's a good thing no you could

call it like is butt stuff as good as I say hmm is is we use another language for the word but it's weird it feels kind of no James that's not the video we're talking about a concept you're not meant to spoil okay I'll wait I'll wait till we make the video no I don't think we can make the video which is why we're going to talk about it right now exactly exactly so when we're not even we're not even we're just four minutes in. They're still watching at this point. You've got to wait until it gets past like 10 minutes.

Why you fucking finger blasted my own ass? James has normally said the M words several times at this point. I have not. I don't ever say that word. I just want to check one thing. Nah, it's something. Jim's blowery.

I'm always blurry. Anyway, continue. You finger blasted your... I finger blasted my own ass. Yeah, James seems keen to talk about this one, so... Well, I didn't find the ervogonous spot. So, it kind of just felt like I was finger blasting my own ass. Like, reverse, pooing?

Like, if you imagine pooing, but you're pooing... It's entering your ass like a machine gun. That's kind of all it felt. Wait, you did it that hardcore. A bit, yeah. Jesus. And I just couldn't, I couldn't get any way of it, so I was just like, I'm not going to do this. And then I got the same hand and just finish your job.

Didn't even wash it. Wait. No, I did wash it. I didn't use the same hand. Wait. So you did this, like, in bed? Yeah. Did you do it raw? Like, no lube.

A bit, a bit of. And did you make sure your ass was clean before you just... Yeah, of course. Filled it up in the bath. them, and then minima, and finger blasted away. It's filled it up in the bottom. What, did you enema your ass? Yeah.

How? You know when I've talked about the hose pipe thing, it's like that, but in a, but with what? So it was it in a shower? Yeah. You know, you know, you get those, um, on, on like a bathtub, yeah. Fill, fill me up. Wait, so did you put the shower in your ass?

He filled up for a set. Like your family, fucking. shower, you just stuck up your ass and then just filled yourself to the brim. Let myself go and then... I'm gonna follow this. No, you just said this

and do your family ever look at this? No, of course not. Okay, good. Good, yeah. But this, this did lots come out when you en-med? I didn't actually ename myself.

You can just give it a clean. The water has to come out. again. No, but I didn't enema myself. Oh, okay. I'm just taking the piss. Okay. But I think I've lost to myself. I'm not going to lie. Not only to myself, but the audience. The audience, too. They've been let down by this. Yep.

Well, how could, you physically can't just, like, enemy yourself by sticking up. You can do anything if you believe. You do anything if you put, yeah, put your mind to it. Yeah. No, but if you fill yourself up with like a hose pipe, if you're not giving yourself an animal, are you? Well, yeah, you are, because the water is just going to go out your ass again.

Do you need to try it in Alex's garden? what what went wrong then for you why did it not last yeah did you go too hard do you think no i just didn't find the spot that i needed to find did you need a weapon yeah a weapon would have been so much easier i didn't would you consider using a butt plug no because not not not purely for like masturbation but to keep the poo in it would be helpful for that no i had a thing the other day like i really needed to shit but like like like the opportunity to do a poo didn't arise so I had to like go home I wasn't I wasn't about to run and um let's just say I was touching cloth as they say

touching cloth what you're doing that situation is you you kind of poo and you you kind of squish it up you against your eyes so then it's like it hardens into a cork oh that's just gross okay Rubin your turn what god so why did you put a finger in your butt. Oh, itchy, literally. Oh, really? Were you quite young? It's quite young. Okay. I think everyone's done that. Itchy ass. You know what to do, do you? Right. Now, as an adult, you know how to not have an itchy ass. When you're a child,

you don't understand that you have to wipe properly to not get any chance. You're much better at wiping when you become an adult. It matters more. You want to over wipe, that's what you want to do, because then there's never... For me, the sweets was either. It's a one wipe because the poo has been just a done, one wipe, amazing. Or, I can tell you. color eight four more than four and i'm getting i'm getting frustrated i'm getting yeah no it's no the worst is when like and this is always something bad yeah when you've done a shit you wipe and then it's like oh more's coming yeah yeah that fucking sucks

that's when it's bad that's bad night especially when you get it like one in the morning you're sitting in 20 you're like i had a particularly lengthy uh bowel movement this afternoon okay uh yeah i was there for about 10 to 15 minutes saying that's not of my longest i've had longer ones over and sell it. When I was younger, it used to take me like an hour. Really? Yeah. I sometimes get it when it's like 40 minutes, like 2 in the morning,

and I was just sitting there for like 40 minutes. It's probably because my diet back then was more like James's diet is now. My diet is, I, my poo's like, Wabbit put at this point. I shit loads and it's just tiny little fucking speck. That's not very good. No, it's not very good at all. You want stools. You want...

No, I get big fat chubby lugs sometimes, yeah. You want... almost phallic I'm constantly switching to do you want the rest of that coffee okay have the rest of coffee before I have the rest of that coffee

I'm going to talk about my butt fingering experience and it wasn't recent by any means mine was like two years ago okay mine might have been around the same time maybe more recent than that I am younger than you remember oh yeah

but um yeah I'm kind of like James with this one like it just every now and again you get a bit of it oh that's not too bad but then it's

it's underwhelming and you just like yeah it's too much work yeah but you see I did it in the shower because I could not do that

like without being able to clean immediately that's my 40 cents on that topic if someone's to finger my bottle though, I'm not going to say no. James, can I think your bottle?

Imagine sharp nails. It kind of depends if you like that kind of stuff. No one wants to have that bottle. Just being hurt. Some people like that. Okay, James, you said you were the topic. I do have a topic today. Oh, some kind of pencils.

That's nice. Do you not know the backstory of that, pencil case. I know all about the froggy pencil case. Good. For the audio listeners. I was just feeling with Alex's frog-shaped, well frogs aren't shaped like that, but it's a pencil case that's meant to resemble a frog.

Yeah, it's more like a sausage dog, but as a frog. Anyone that's not seen it, this is it. Unless you're listening. Anyone that's watching, and it feels it's definitely been highlighted before that Alex had this. Or has this.

It's always, it's always in a position where it is sucking off the cyborg. Would you know what I'm listening? We have a toy cyborg from the hit movie Justice League. Anyway, James, subject. So, the subject I want to bring to the table today is very dear and close to my heart. I've just been waiting so long to talk about this. So my question for today, I don't know what you're doing.

Go on fucking... What have we been doing this last week? What? What have we been doing this last week? That's my question. That's it. What have we been doing this last week? Yes, that's the question I've been...

beg... Fuck. Go on, what have you been doing then? Me? Yeah, you can start. Oh my God. Where to begin? It's been a very busy week and...

If you talk about work, I'm actually just going to leave. So, right, I'm not doing it. No, no, no, no, this isn't even a question. I was just taking the mic. Ruben, have you not got bought a subject? Why are you deferring responsibility to me? I didn't bring my... No, my subject was just to be like Kanye West.

I was going to talk about Kanye West. That's my subject. But then I was just going to bring up the fact that you have this weird obsession with playing music way louder than it should be. Me? Yeah, you. No, we can actually work with this because you're wrong. Yeah.

No Ever since Actually Like when we first started JAR Back in the old flat You know Alex's fucking Tiny flat

Two rooms That ain't tiny You know Music should be played At a volume By which it is being Listen to No

No No That's not case Especially since The conversation Is usually Of such little Quality

That the music is more interesting No No No Yeah no Jim Usually we're just sitting there In reference to this awesome

music and then i know i'm gonna argue against this like me me me you can't have a good you can't have a good conversation of someone but the music's too loud it's not too loud it's not too loud i managed a conversation every time i manage to talk louder have you never been in the club bro no i haven't what's this notification one of it's Alex no i can't stand it's like you're trying to have a meal with silent and then movement's just playing fucking nine inch nails at like fucking max volume and i'm down for that i'm down for that because it's If anything, that makes more sense, though, because while you're eating, you shouldn't talk because you might choke and die. And I'm more than capable of maintaining conversations while also play a music.

Yeah, you just talk a bit louder. Yeah, you just talk a bit louder. I'm all about music at a subtle level. James is going to make this racial soon. He's going to make it racial. He's going to say, I don't understand why you people have to play your damn music so damn loud. No, not at all. It's like, if I want to be a yobbo and get an asbo.

Oh, is that what I am? Am I a yobo? Oh. Why are you assuming that, huh? I'm not assuming. Because the camo jacket, is that it? Is that it? Huh?

Huh? Is that it? When I want to play a really loud. For those listening, Ruben is making a finger puppet. I play my music. I play my music when I'm alone. So house by myself, I'll blast that music out as loud as possible. But when I'm having a conversation song, it's not loud.

It's subtle. It's a good level where you can hear everything. But you can also hear the person talking. I can always hear Jamie talking to me. That's because you're like, Rubin! I really like this song. Yes, Jamie! I like it too!

Look at that read out there, James. Come on, what are you doing? Yeah, speaking of being too loud, fucking now. You're being too loud. We're just trying to have a conversation here. You can quieten that down. Just like you shoot your music.

God's sake, James. James. James doesn't even like much music. I do. There's this weird opinion with just you guys that I'm like inferior on the music scale. It's like... For the longest time, all you listen to was what?

Step and the drum and bass. No, that's not... To be honest, I didn't have a musical, like, taste until I was like 20, 21. Before then, it didn't exist, like, at all. But then, since, you know, meeting Ruben back in... When I was 22, you know, my music taste just got so much better. Let's face it. My music taste?

You just listen to a lot of it, though? I listen to a lot of music. I don't. During the day, I'll listen. to music like for two hours that's about it the thing is there's no point saying um i've got the best music taste um i'll call it maybe a better what you could say the broadest if you literally listen to yeah if i went on like all of my libraries of music and i said look i've got 50 000 songs and someone had 5 000 and be like well suppose you might listen to more music yeah more but that's not

bored because you don't know the genres of those music how are you not going to find 50 000 songs in like two genres i mean of course is that how many songs you actually have no How many do you have? I think on Spotify it's about two and a half thousand. I'm on iTunes, it's... I don't know. Two and a half on Spotify? Yeah.

I've got like six. No, that's bullshit. I don't believe you. How would you find out? Hold on. My phone has less on it than my actual iTunes library on my computer, but I can tell you that I have... No, no, I've gone on the wrong thing.

I meant to go on storage. Hold on everyone. how did you find out that's what i can say james get a good phone why don't you oh oh you're bringing phones into this how did you find out well they recently have dated the awful thing didn't they so now we can just see in the liked songs play this how many songs we've got yeah well i'm going to keep us on track i've got about 1,700 give or take this is stupid why can't i just um but the thing is i can't tell you how many i have anymore

Oh, well, I don't know. The thing is... You may like all those songs. Right. And the thing is, if I liked 95% of them, it doesn't mean you have a better taste just because there's more. You know? Like, taste...

I only characterise, like, bad taste when it's, like, you haven't actually made any effort to actually discover anything else. Yeah. And you just... If you just... If you just live in, like, just what's in the charts. That, to me, I was like, well, that's pretty bad, because you haven't actually. It's like, yeah.

I have a bad taste in, I was a variety of spice of life. So to me, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. The bad taste is to just reject all of that and not do it. Just not engage in any variety. That is, that to me, is a bad taste. Yeah, because then you're not, it's not even you at that point. Like, it's not your personal thing. So that's not even a taste.

You know, there's taste in food, taste of music, taste in anything, I guess, anything cultural and food and music and podcasts and art. Yeah. So we won that argument by the way. I've got the most broad music taste.

Thank you for filming that. Oh, look at that. He's just set to end his TED talk there. I'm not even going to debate him on this. No, I think we're all equal. We all listen to kind of the same kind of different. Thanks to me. Nine-inch nails?

That was me. Kanye West, that was me. No, Kanye, you can't take that because I was listening to that back in the Saints in three days. I was listening to it back when the album first came out in 2004. I was like... I only like Kanye because of I love it.

That's not true. See, if it came up, well, 2004, I was only seven, eight. So going back to, yeah, my mom used to play it in the car. I didn't even have, like, the internet when I was eight. I still be wanting on the play, but I'm playing with guns.

You're the fucking internet when you were eight? I did not. I had no access to... I had no access to the internet until I was about 15. I didn't even, shut up, James. No, I'm, I... You used to play PSN, you used to go on PSN all the time. Yeah, when you were 14, you play video games.

Younger than that. You had an Xbox younger than that. Okay, what, what, no, but I didn't have internet then. I literally did not have an iPad or anything like that. I had no access to the internet. So you didn't have a web browser? No. But you could play...

Did you not have a family PC? No. Was there internet in the house? There was internet in the house, but I didn't use it, like at all. I only started using the internet when I got, PSM and that's when like it began

before then I didn't know you know that's why you watch porn on your PlayStation 3's web browser no PSPs yeah

I had a friend that did that I have a friend that did that still it's not PSN using his PSP

yeah and he would got that's that's the first um just doing that and I was like oh

because I was in like year 4 or something that's the first I got on jint it was the PSP browser and it was shit

it was fucking terrible the PSP browser it took so long you could have just stopped with the PSP yeah the PSP was terrible no but the browser was so bad but that was how I got on to Instagram so anyway

the conversation was actually meant to be about Kanye um I think we've talked about Kanye every episode for the past like four episodes I know I wasn't actually gonna wet and dwell I was gonna move on something else

well Kanye's fucking fabulous I absolutely adore him in a very personal way in a very personal way. Well, with that said, got anything else for me, Rubin? No. Baby, I'm back in town.

Well, we could take this in a very depressing direction. Oh, do you have to? Of course. Something has happened that... I'm going to prepare some of the other. Okay, Jim, say what has happened. I'll let you say it. What?

The YouTuber. So... he wasn't the biggest but Etica this week I found out yesterday that yesterday as we I don't know

the 26th he succumbed to depression and a lot of issues of mental health so rest in peace but I want to say about this

is people like Keenstah that when like you know celebrity YouTube or whatever like you know has mental health issues and succumbs to it

there's all this you know positivity around mental health but as soon like two weeks later they don't care and they're back to the whole you know mental health they don't care and I find that like the biggest load of shit and the most insulting level of shit full stop

yeah I know you're saying because like like a week beforehand they would have been fine making fun of this guy because he was, like, acting strange on social media or something. Look at this guy. Isn't he a fucking crazy wacko? Then he kills himself and everyone acts. Like, they would never say a mean thing to anyone.

Week later, they go back to being an asshole to everyone. To someone else. Yeah, until they kill themselves. And that's not saying you can't be like an asshole to people or poke fun at people. You can, yeah, you can poke fun. When you say someone's being an asshole, sold someone and it's like well it depends on your perspective on it it's just assigning a label of it to someone's actions it could have been I made a

really funny joke that was totally in taste about one thing but one person in the world is like no it's it's different when it's like a group just an audience of someone and when it yeah it's quite obvious that he is just acting straight yeah real real well he's struggling yeah and then it's like that that that veil of the internet once again people just don't give a shit like but you can all just fade away back into the woodwork yeah like because to them they're not themselves on the internet so to them nobody is even the people that are showing their face and obviously being themselves in front of a camera straight and portraying an element of themselves yeah and like why are people just so

fucking cruel funny it's so not worth it no but I mean even like people going after Keemstar if it builds up to such a point

not saying that he will kill himself you have to be like predisposed to depression and stuff to reach that point I think but like just going for someone over and over and over and saying the same shit every day it has an effect

on someone's mountain's health that a lot of people won't understand because they're not in the limelight yeah well that that's what they revel in

not being in the limelight and being able to cut someone down to size that has more followers or whatever that's what it that's what it is isn't it yeah

it's getting their minor victory so they can feel better about themselves for five minutes until they forget about it and then bully someone else it's like when i when i was obviously we were talking about yesterday because it was only confirmed yesterday yeah it was him and i mentioned it and it's just like it bothers me in a way that i don't think it might

a lot of people because obviously we're we have YouTubers you know we do this and obviously I've experienced that directly you tubers oh yeah shit got but not to the same extent not to the same extent but it's still part of that community and daily motioners oh sorry sorry someone had to do a joke A bit of levity. Yeah. And it just bothers me and then to see all these like people constantly pouring support now when they never ever do.

It's like, it just, it reminds me the wrong way. Are there specifically Keystar? Because he has a track record of like thinking mental illness like it's fake and it's all for attention. And then he's like posting positive mental health awareness now. It's like you're fucking disgusting vile watt. There is an inherent level of, it's always going to happen. It's an inherent symptom of someone kills themselves or something happening. happens and now everyone cares about it for a moment because that's just how people respond to things now and with the current attention spans that we have well at least that's how it looks at the current attention spans we have it's always going to be that is the thing of the week years ago let's say 20 years ago didn't have this didn't have the internet and social media so when people killed themselves I don't even think people actually really took that long to care

about it at all anyway. Well, you wouldn't have known. Yeah, most of the time you wouldn't have known. So, Polly has been exactly the same forever. Yeah. We just, we just know. We now connected it. The thing, the, the thing is to me, like, you don't have to constantly be on social media saying, like.

Yeah, yeah, I don't know that's the case. It just looks worse now because there's people to do that. But, I mean, if you're then going to go and make fun of someone for having a breakdown on Twitter, then, like, just because they're still alive doesn't mean. they're not necessarily vulnerable and you just fucking throwing the fuel on the fire something I tried to do is you know

I'm going to be mean I don't do it like on anything or to anyone if I'm going to say something that's like that was a bit cruel and it's like yeah wouldn't ever say it wouldn't say that to that person and people say that's cowardly and say is it there no that's probably better than to do it

I'd say that like you don't say I do that all the time I'm not making horrible picture like comments about every one when anything happens. I feel like everyone does that though and you don't really want to be an asshole of someone just because you may not like them. No, like if I see a freak out on Twitter.

Intentionally hurting someone who is, who you just don't like because it's them. You've got like problems with them for whatever reason. Doesn't mean you have to fucking put them down. If I see a freak out on Twitter and I just, and maybe it's a YouTube I'm aware of

at first, you know, maybe you think like, the hell are they doing? They like high or something. It depends on what it is. You might find funny at first. But obviously I didn't see any of this. any of it that led up to Etta killing himself. I didn't see any of that.

No. Because I don't, I don't know why I didn't watch him or anything. It's been a while in the waking, I think. Sort of happening. I saw it after and I was, oh, okay. Because I don't actually have anything. I don't have anything to say too much about it. It would have been better if he didn't. Yeah, of course. But then what, I mean,

even then that comes with its own complications to make a statement like that. Would have been better for him? I don't know. Would have been better if he would have been better if he didn't. you didn't want to. Yeah, you know what he was living in. I mean, ideally he would have gone to rehab or something

and then maybe seen greener pastures. That led up to that was the fact that a lot of his fans were like, whenever he was doing anything online, they were just to apply with like just being cunts. Quite literally, loads of clown pictures. It's just like, when he's in that mindset, those people do affect him.

They obviously did so severely. People don't realize that. Yeah, he was the guy that was like a meme template for a while because of his reaction to Smash Bros. Yeah. He was that guy and I was like, oh yeah, that's that guy. And he was the guy that's like, I don't know where I am right now.

Look at this shit. And then the meme was just Minecraft and then it would come back to him. That was that, I was like, oh, that's funny. And that was all I thought of him. I didn't know anything about. Yes, online. But, you know, that was it. I just don't get why people want to come out of their way

to be unpleasant to people there meant to be fans of. I know. understand that but with all that said and those happy messages we'll be back after our happy messages I don't know what the messages will be by the way gang I don't have any of the usual messages

they'll be there that little treat there that's sweet little delight and I would just like to finish off that conversation by saying if you are struggling with mental health to make sure to contact people

and get the help you need to make sure you can overcome it. Yeah, definitely. That's a big important and that's the message we want people to know because you talk about it on jar quite a bit so make sure to do that if you're struggling. So now let's move on to some Reddit questions.

Oh yeah. You can leave your own questions over at the jar media. There is a thread. There's two threads. It's happened again. Yeah, it's happened again. I think Alex mentioned it on the cast and I think someone and what I said

put another one there to like take the fist because another one just appeared to save it. Because for the longest time we had a pinned thread from like 18 months ago at its oldest and it just sat there. So go to the most recent one. I want to ask this top one because it's the one that intrigued me the most because I don't understand it.

Since I know James loves Lava Island and as a lava law expert, which characters from Lava Island are the JAR members? What the fuck is Lava Island James? Wait, you don't know what Lava Island is? I don't know what that is.

Fuck. So I have to go on YouTube and do something. No, after this we'll show you Lava Island. For the next episode. Um, shit. Lava Island. I don't.

Oh, fuck, okay. Ruben's the yellow one. Ruben's the yellow one. You're the red one, I say. You're the red lava. Okay. Alex is the, is Jesus. Um, and your...

You understand. You understand. You're the female larva. Yeah, that's asking, can that make sense? How could you not know Lava Island? Maybe I will when I see it. Apparently it started off as like a YouTube thing. That is a good question.

No, but this is such like the type of bullshit that you guys, Alex opens Netflix, you all sit there for two hours. Yeah, of course I don't know what that is. No, but you need to watch it. You need to watch it. It's not right now, but. It's actually like... You need to see the specific.

one that you want me to watch no you you need to see like all of them i've seen the majority of lava island is it for children or what i know yes but it is fucking wild yeah it's korean i think oh okay so it's fucking bonkers yeah i can't want to watch it you've actually sold it to me and also every episode is like seven minutes long that sounds great so it's it's literally it just comes and goes like that yeah i'm okay with it yeah it's fucked up as well just like be cautious well there you go you got your answer uh ollie no wait what

no oil underscore hollic oil underscore hollic oh shit oil holic is that a car thing fucking love oil god damn i love olive oil I love lubricating the engine of my vehicle olive oil is delicious though anyway next question no

I love olive oil butter which is just like olive oil spread butter lovely I use leur pack personally. What the fuck? Because it's the best butter. I literally had an argument

with work the other day about butter and margarine. That sounds fucking riveting, but we've got questions to get to. But you know what I mean? Maybe I'm back in town.

Okay, so there was a role play scenario but I, you know, there's only three of us and Alex is usually No, Alex can't mess out

on a role play. Yeah. Oh, don't. What is the role play there? role play scenario this is from stash dk role play scenario james has written and directed a play in a last ditch effort to save the local racetrack the big knight is up upon him instructions the jar boys except james have to improvise a play until one of them falls off the stage and gets injured horribly

at which point james has to come on stage and replace them awkwardly to finish it also angry joe is in the audience that's actually incredible we need to like Ruben screenshot that and send it to the group chat right now. Right now. We're going to have to make a play. That's it. We're actually going to go hard on this. Yeah. That's actually a pretty, fucking great plot.

That's just me. Yeah. Hmm. Well, did any... This is a question from cheese underscore grommet. I feel like it only will really apply to James and maybe myself. Did any of you

You boys spent a long period of time where you didn't talk to your siblings. And then... Oh. I remember in our teens, my brother and I spent a period of multiple years or we barely interacted with each other for no apparent reason. Um, I guess when I was in school, so like... Year 9 to like 11? I just didn't really communicate much in my...

Just my family in general. It's just modern warfare too. Yeah, very much. I didn't communicate. I was just a very... Being dropped from set one to set eight in science. Yeah. I was an isolated child.

But now it's like I have a better relationship with my family and actually, you know, talk to them. I think that's normal, though, I'd say. Yeah. Family. Because there's always that sibling you just like fucking despise. Well, what if you only have one sibling? You hate them. I only hate my brother. Yeah, I do. I have that hate for you.

I don't really hate my brother. Have you had a period where you just didn't commit? communicate for any reason? Well, it barely communicated with them over the last. Maybe five years. I'll just barely communicating with them. Wait, no, that's wrong. More like the last four.

There you go. I said the last four. My answer is no. But I've always talked to Alex. They are both. Actually, apart from this fucking week. Yeah, he's, he's abandoned us. Quite literally.

I guess because he's fucking six feet under. Yeah, that's true. Alex has a little thing for that type of stuff. Hello, it's me, Alex. Hello, Alex. Do you want to read the question, the next question for us? Why would you make me do that? Why does Reven's Alex impression sound like Alex's argue impression, but worse?

It sounds more like Alex than Alex himself. But we have Alex here. Hmm. Let me just, because I don't want to. quickfire through ones that maybe require a more serious answer but we've had our very serious ones in the front but I'm doing the ones

I get the most up votes because I'm like well the most people want to see this they want us to answer it so and you've made me read it out in this voice yes you have to come from Bart Night 1-1-1 and this is a depressing question thanks guys

but do you know how to be less lonely no look what you made me do I'm really sorry about it That was the next fucking question as well. That is a difficult

question but I completely understand that because I suffer from that quite regularly. I was just waiting for James to say something and I thought he was going to... I'd say put yourself out there. Put yourself out there.

Which is difficult. Yeah. And yourself, oh shit. Obviously it depends on each scenario you know, maybe if you are totally isolated and live out in the middle of nowhere or something. Yeah, then don't put yourself. put yourself out there

because you'll be killed by a fucking bobcat yeah yeah a bobcat specifically will kill

the fuck out of you yeah um maybe you got to do stuff on the try and go on the internet and form a little

community there I mean that's what you gotta do you gotta do but maybe that's not the only thing you should do because

tiny communities on the internet tend to lead you down a path becoming more lonely because ultimately those internet communities tend to be totally meaningless

in the end okay we've been just really not out is pushing a one down further down the vibe out. I'm just saying, I know you mean, there's a balance. It's a balance. Everything's not a balance.

You don't want to... Don't put all your eggs in one basket, man. You know, be friends of people online and stuff. But remember, there is a real world. And eventually people start to leave these internet communities. As they start, hopefully, forming friendships, you know,

in the real world. Maybe some of these friendships are with people from the internet that become then real world friendships. That's the best way to do it, because it can't always be this on the other end of a headset thing. But you've got to do what you've got to do, because I... Unless you're a gamer. Unless you're a gamer.

Then just fucking... Then you put your hand on that screen, you put your head down, and you think about your brothers and sisters on the other end. Okay. That was a beautiful speech. Whenever I get lonely, which happens sometimes. Like, when I don't see you guys for a while, I can get a bit, like, lonely. Oh, you fucking...

You want to talk about not seeing anyone for quite a while? You want to talk about that? Huh? how you want to talk about being at university for 10 weeks at a time huh were the only people you see the people from university and that's fine and all that but

all these damn people back home they're all doing stuff that you would normally do at home but they're doing it and you're not because you're at university and you're just sat around the weekends drop out can I say my advice they didn't even come to visit me not once yeah I'm going to say my advice

because it happens midweek it always happens when I'm not being as active as I can. So let's say I've got home, I've got into bed, because I do that a lot. And I'll just lay there, watch a few videos, and it's on my mind that I'm, like, getting unhappy because I feel lonely. You feel stagnant. Yeah, so the best way that I try to just try and avoid that is quite, is being active.

I go downstairs, I apply for a load of jobs, I look at loads of stuff. You feel you a day up with activities, man. It is... It will change your outlook. As much as it sounds like it, you're avoiding it. be your mind not doing anything brings up those type of emotions when you're inactive so just by being active you your mind's taken away from it you're not going to think about it and therefore not feel it as much that's the thing that I do to help myself obviously is about you know talking to people getting involved with things and like doing more outside of the internet as much I feel like um we're not the best advice it's just this question could have a lot of different sort of meanings

you need to be more specific as to your to answer questions like that you need to find out about that person's yeah um we can only offer very pathetic useless general advice yeah that's the thing i think with all type of questions like that's useless though not useless but so maybe that's it we're encouraging you to speak to someone else about it that can actually understand your situation yeah there's there's a bit of advice we just actually talk to people you know when like somebody asks how your day is yeah say at work or at school or whatever like tell them the

truth and then ask them and then ask them how they're doing and then they might say the tell the truth too and actually listen to what they're saying instead of just saying yeah i'm all right how about you to go down to the shop right go down to the busy coffee shop yeah talk to that barista yeah talking to them the line is building up behind you it is going down the street but keep keep talking to them do not go when they say look i need to serve. Do not leave. Yeah.

When they tell you that they need to serve and then follow them home once they finish their shift. Follow them home to the house they live in on their own. Break in using a brick

through their window. Or better yet, some bolt cutters to open the lock. For some reason they just chain their door shut. For the padlock and chain. Because you've been doing this

for months. Jokes. We're not serious. Please nobody actually do that. Do that. especially not baristas there's a dangerous

characters oh god yeah yeah they're scary yeah it's actually legal for them to carry swords

yeah at all times really big swords yeah massive fucking spy handers basically just talk to people you know

we can't give you specific advice because we well we don't know your situation and everything so just try and talk to some people you know

And masturbate way too much. Don't masturbate at all. Masturbate to the point where your brain has, like, no hormones. You have no hormones left to give. All right, and you're just like mush. And that's it. I've been mush. I like, you're fucking a bit of them.

Don't masturbate at all. All right, so there's more nuance to it than that, depending on the person. Fat free, baby. But can we get an update on the flashlight sponsorship? They haven't sent us anything. That came from... Than Roshi. We can't really because that's all on Alex's end.

Yeah, that's what I thought. He fucking kicked back in it, so. I was asking, because then you would tell me if we can, and I would. They said they're sending us stuff, and we haven't received anything yet. Okay. Well, they are an international company. It might take a while. Fuck knows.

We had a question here from Allie underscore B underscore 8. Allie A. Yeah. Can someone other than Alex read out the questions for this one cast only? What the fuck? Here I am. Reading out the questions. See?

We only had to kill Alex to make that happen. How would you describe your personal style? That's come from Labuf for God. I just wanted to acknowledge that one. My personal style is just, you know, I don't give a fuck. Car, car style. No, it's not. It's just, I don't care. Car style.

Yeah, sure, you don't care. What do you mean I don't care? I care? You're the proto-hypster. How am I the proto-Hispur? I just don't care about... Oh, for God's... Um, I'd say...

The kind of guy... I'd say Shabby Sheik. Shabby Sheik, my main in Smash 4. Shabby Chase? It's Shabby Sheik an actual thing. Shabby Sheik. That's a term you can use to describe a certain style. I don't actually remember what it looks like.

Cool. Because I... Me. I... I don't like know enough... Full stop I don't know enough To be honest

Nobody knows enough I need to know more No that's the truth Nobody knows enough JAR media is not in the fashion community As you can tell We're kind of all a bit Shitly dressed all the time

What? Speak for yourself, motherfucker I think Jamie and I dressed just fine So that's your style then If you're gonna argue against me against that That's your style What's your style then? I don't know

It's a Future Islands t-shirt Costum 20 pounds of the black jeans from top man cost him probably 20 pounds again maybe I got like a two two deal

some black Nike trainers on they probably cost like what 60 quid or something exactly 60 pounds and the black beanie who knows what it came from I don't know where it came from he was just born of it on his head

imagine imagine wuben just don't look at him just imagine wuben hype beast combined with being artsy and music that's kind of the bit of the 1990s yeah and that's when you get wubon

Alex is just... It's just because of my fucking trainers that it's like Hype Beast. No, you look Hype Beast. Are they Hype Beast? No, they aren't. That jacket is Hype Beast. No, this is like, I guess,

80s and 90s shit to be this. Hype Beast. It's come back as a hypebeast trend. Alex is just literally copy and paste hipster. That's his style. No. No, he kind of it. He literally said he went to a shop

and he literally's found son identically dressed to him. And what? So he literally looks identical to him in terms of everything they might not be a hipster there they were a hipster well depends what you just don't know you weren't there you were there yeah what did he look like then

he looked like a vegan that's what Alex looks like he's like trendy yeah trendy soft boy yeah I wouldn't say he's a hipster he wears like fucking converse well they used they're a bit like quirky yeah but they're not

not anymore they're way too popular to be a true hipster Alex's dress is like My GT Online character No he doesn't My dress is like John Rick Mine is just a fucking creep Is literally just

You know no matter of the weather shorts And some shirt Literally you can't put me in a box He's not wearing shorts right now actually No you're just British man Yeah that's your box Great British bloke Both you Kip

Oh question please why does jim always wear a beanie well this story started a long long time ago i suppose many reasons for it just sort of i don't know why i started because i i've been wearing it since episode one yeah and i don't know why you kind of can't not at this point yeah exactly so that's it i don't always wear this like always this is i i used to wear it all the time but now i don't yeah as soon as we get out of that door it's not going to be on no I take it off yeah and it's off before we record as well yeah well that was actually a time when I didn't

I never saw you about it quite I literally yeah that's what I mean like not too long ago I used to always wear it you know I know it's like it's your image if I think of you I think of being yeah I was just thinking and I noticed something with the aga Joe video which if you haven't watched or you weren't aware of this series

or have this series of is something as really as something as they say yeah so for example is TGI Friday is really as good as they say yeah that yeah so and in that video

I because I'm like focusing and listening to what's being said I just look like I'm staring off like a moron into space like doing this with my face or like doing this which I was doing but I was looking at that reuben had his finger in his nose

for those listening. I had it on my nose. I didn't, from my perspective and I didn't even have it in my nose in that video. I was just

like touching my nose and I looked like an idiot like a moron he's just not thinking but the reason I was sat there listening to what was being said like hmm

yeah and thinking about it yeah and I was just like and so now I've had not to just try not to touch my face in videos because it makes me look stupid

I look down there a lot because there's the TV with the timer on it well you're letting out in industry Secrets. Yeah, industrial secrets. Industrial secrets.

So we do have a question from Bob, my boy. Bob, my boy. Just asking if we would make a video talking about or reviewing Halo Infinite when it finally came up. Uh, no. Because none of us are going to play it. Yeah. Because we don't give a shit.

What? I don't give a shit. Ruben, Halo fan. Literally, that's Ruben's style, is just Halo. Nope. Ruben dresses like a fucking UNSC. Play scenario from Richie R.C. That's not like a dog in here, as I'm just saying.

Master Chief discovers Brian at the side of the road, badly injured after a car has hit him and calls for help. The only person nearby is grew from Dispicable Me. He just happens to be a trained doctor. Okay, don't write this one down, and we're not going to do it. All right, that's what I do. We didn't even say who is playing who in this night. Maybe I'm back in town.

Hang on. James Yes Ruben This is from Apophis That's it Just apophis That's what I was in an apophis

But wasn't that Now the Evangelion is on Netflix Are you going to do Is Evangelion as good as they say No Because the Netflix adaption Of the Evangelion They've cut out

A massive plot point A homosexual plot point Literally What? They cut it out Well, they changed some of the subtitles to read, I like you, instead of I love you.

So it basically means that whole character, the reason they actually exist in the show, is completely not void. So then the whole ending doesn't make any fucking sense if they remove that. They basically... Thanks for spoiling it for me. The whole show doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, they've ruined it. But it's a good thing, you don't want to watch it anyway, to be honest. Oh, and they don't have the credits song either. They couldn't get a license for it. which is fly me to the moon so yeah don't watch it as shit

edgy hipster opinion I thought James had a bit more to say to me as no it's just shit but I've I've talked to Alex about doing a video on it but he's like I've only watch it and it's on Netflix and I'm not going to let him watch it because it's on Netflix

it's such a fucking hipster James McThick Wide who I've seen it on Twitter actually quite a few times has asking, if someone asked you this question a few weeks ago

and you said you'd answer it the next week but you didn't. Oh god, I've forgotten. What are your favourite jazz albums? Oh, you're gonna have to ask you next week

I forgot on it. I'm screenshoting it. We'll get an answer album. No, you will get an answer on me. I'm not gonna be here next week to enforce it though. Send it to Alex

and be like enforced it. So sadly the cast after this, I won't be on again. If you tell Alex that if I don't do the weekend, don't me? Well, maybe actually, yeah. I might be on it actually after all.

Yeah. Basically. If I don't answer it, Alex is going to waterboard me. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'll waterboard him with my ass. I'd like that.

So I'm still going. I'm still going. What do you think? Okay, this is from Hibiscus Angel 15. What would happen if a person who was stuck in a Truman show scenario had their show canceled? Would the network just let that person fend for themselves in an empty studio? Would they just show and kill them? Alternatively, what do you think you'd do if you found out you're the person in that

now that question i don't like the what would you do if the tumour show question so that's not do i like that what the what the fuck do they do with the person when they're done like yep what does that person do well just hang out in an empty studio my assumption was the the reason that like in in the logic of that movie the reason it was so popular was because that was the first one and there had there were no others and there never had been any others that's the only reason people watched it therefore it was not gonna fail if it had failed maybe they would have eaten him for views

I think they probably would have just killed him live like on TV shows cancelled what no it's like a they can make a story in it like he gets like some people break in

and they make like this episode that's like a murder like horror bit because that will get views this dude actually just being tormented and then murdered there you go All right.

How the Tumor Show should have ended. Oh, we should, um, DM how it should have ended. Sorry, I'm having to scroll through the questions yet. I'm so good. Okay, I've got a question. What is your question, Mother Jamie? Um, how old were you when you first got hit by someone? You too.

and his name was Jamie. No, that's bullshit. You're the one that fucking pretended to hit me. You hit me first. I did not hit you. You did. What would you have any number plate

if you could have anything on your number plate? Oh my God. We should mention that car in our fucking town. We even, I don't know how, but you took a picture of this fucking car.

Yeah, I was just walking. Not even far from here. Are you going to docks this guy and fucking tell everyone? No, they can find his number plate if they want. Yeah, if it's public record, you can just search.

But you're going to say the number plate, and then he's going to get attacked in his house. Gosh, what do I do? Okay, the number pay that we were finding was N-I-P-B-A. Fucking Nibber was his number plate. Yeah, and I just drove past me. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before either in this town.

Maybe they was visiting for just for some reason. Could you see the race of the person driving it? No. But it's like, I never thought that on the plate. I never considered that to get that number plate That's a pretty good one But it wasn't just like any old car

I've, it was like a proper fucking car car, like a car I drive That says a lot if I drive it Well it's kind of a you sort of Yeah I'd hella drive That car with that fucking number plate Well what would yours be then If you could have any

Any Any It kind of depends on the car Okay, on the new car you just got Do you have one in mind, though, for... Okay, if I... Let's just say, I have a car and the number plate was Mad Max,

you know what car would be on. Yeah, but you're not allowed to do that. I know. On my new car... Go on, James. Beast. That's cringy as fuck. Also, that should be mine.

Yeah, that's pretty as fuck. I should be beast. Yeah, I'm beast. I had a good one, but James being cringy, kind of killed the mood for me. I can't, it's because I have to picture the actual of what you can do with an envelope of late. Mine would be, um, X-I-D-voy. Would yours be reach? I don't mean that's the same. We sort of exhausted all the questions.

I'm trying to think, because my car was finally. My new car. It's fast. I'll tell you. I've got a new car. Did anyone ask us to sing Happy Birthday? Someone did say Happy Birthday for some reason. Wait, somebody said happy birthday. Yeah, I didn't know why. Oh, you know, you know that the episode, when we did the last happy birthday thing. Right.

And you said, we're only going to wish you a happy birthday if you're 23. Right. Someone is 23. Yeah, but do we know that for sure? We don't. Are they lying? no they actually no they weren't

they took they had a picture of their driver license and they were only free this year so this person we're gonna wish you happy birthday this year

oh okay happy birthday this person yeah it's not happy okay the next the next one then that we'll do is

fucking 88 when you reach 88 like the gun on a tiger one and with that said I think we're quite just about finished today

yeah I think right now on this day today thank you for listening thanks again to those for listening for listening for listening and one last time I just want to thank the guys and girls and gentlemen and ladies and and patrons and non-binary and the other ones for listening Women!