JAR Media Posdact - insanity amphibian got THERAPY!

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 31:07 Mid Break #BroCastS7E30

Ding ding ding ding ding ding bing bim bamb bamb bamb bamb bamb bamb bamb b... Good after the new morning, evening or night. Um, Mr. Frog, is it? Ding. Um, how are you feeling today? You don't know how I'm feeling. Yeah. Um, I know you'd expect me to say crazy, but... I kind of feel normal. Interesting. Interesting. I know it's not like... Do you know how much pressure is on me? Um... I'm sure there is a lot, but sorry, before we get too far into this session, I just wanted to introduce myself.

Yeah, who are you? I'm Therapies Gym. Therapy's Gym, well, I'd appreciate if you hurried up because I'm paying you by the hour. Yeah, well, speaking of paying, you did agree to the patron terms of services. So if... The who? You read the terms and conditions, the contract. You could just quickly let people know about...

Oh, the thing about if you're dinged here or above, then you get these ding benefits. That's quite right, yeah. What benefits do you remember from the paper? Something about an RSS feed, which I don't even know what that is. You get an ad-freeed version over on the Patreon. You can put it on your RSS feed host of choice, whatever that means. Ding, ding. There's clearly no issues with your memory retention.

That's fantastic. Do you remember the bit about a certain Paisley's something? Oh, the whole thing about like if every week there's some kind of extra like video or something? Yeah, yeah. Like variety content, supplementary type stuff? That's right. You're on the clock here, man. No, this is fantastic work.

This is, I can check you off as having excellent temporal memorize fabrics in your. Say excellent patience as well. Put that in your notes. Ding ding ding. Mediocre patience. So you want to get straight into this, Mr. Frog. Yeah. Why else would I be here? Ding ding. So let me ask you this. So it feels like the world only wants you to ding ding ding. Does that sound right? I'd say that's accurate, yeah. Are you expected to be high energy at all times?

Don't even get me started Do you know how tired I am? Yeah Do you know how tired I am constantly I don't You haven't told me I'm waiting 20 years 20 years I've been ding dingin

It's tiring To be just like this one thing Yeah I'm a Three-dimensional being Right Yeah And you feel like your

I feel like all I am is just two words ding ding and maybe a fun kind of build up like it's yeah yeah it's do you know how how much it kind of weighs on you to just be the annoying thing everyone just calls you the annoying thing you're annoying you're not even you're not you're you're a thing you know you're like a you're like property do you feel like you're less frog and more um sculpture of a frog in somebody's garden I feel like a pastiche of a frog. Like a pastiche of a frog, right.

So, and a music making frog. So when the music stops and the helmet comes off. Like right now? Like now. Who, who are you? This is why they pay you the big bucks, huh? Going straight to the core of the matter. Uh-huh.

Can you ask that again, please? When the music stops and the helmet's off. Who are you? I keep it together, ding, ding. Who am I? feel free to put your goggles on if you need yeah that's what you want to know uh you want to know what i see when i look in the mirror yeah a failure a failure yeah sure international sensation people know me i see the smiles in their face the joy when they see me yeah yeah you took the words

straight from mine valve but it's never enough right i feel like um do you feel like um do you feel like Like people are listening to what you're trying to say, you know, or do they just, that they just hear the noise that, you know? Yeah, I feel like I'm like a sound machine to them. Like all I am is just this clown, this thing, this annoying thing. There's just like to point and laugh, like I might as well be a jester, a court jester for the king. Yeah, right. So looking back, looking back to the, um, your sort of, uh, do you mind if I say heyday? Your heyday?

I'd prefer if you'd phrase it as something a bit more positive. Okay, you're, um, you're supposed to make me feel good, not feel worse. Well, sometimes feeling worse is part of the process of feeling good. I'm sensing a lot of, um, hostility. Do you think? I have any grounds in saying that? I mean, to be honest, this is interesting because I was talking to one of my good mates, the gummy bear. Do you know him?

Yeah, yeah. He's been in, actually. Oh, is he? Yeah, he's severely damaged. Worse than you. He's German, I guess. Yeah, he's worse than you. A lot of, you know, sort of 40s guilt as well going on there.

I'm not supposed to share. Yeah, I feel like that's a client confidentiality. Yeah. There are exceptions for Nazis, but sorry, Karen. Oh, okay. Yeah, we were kind of, I don't know, we were, let's say we were experimenting with some things and... Sexually? Yes, and other things.

Okay. Is that a problem? Are you... No, no. I actually side therapies in sexual therapies, so... Oh, that's handy. Put a pin in that. Yep.

because I say it did not go well. It's kind of messy. But point was it kind of got to a point where we're so both kind of emotionally honest with each other that we shared, we bonded over the, I don't want to put it this way really, but you're kind of forcing my hand with the way you're talking to me. Kind of put me in a corner, getting me to admit that like maybe I'm not going to see the same levels of fame that I once did. And I don't really know how to process that. Me and Gummy felt kind of similar. That's surprising because Gummy's actually had some hits in recent. But anyway, this is brilliant start.

And it's good that you can actually express these feelings externally. I think that's a brilliant start. I've been doing this 20 years. This ain't a start of nothing. This is the end or something. That's why I'm coming to see you. You understand the pain I'm in, ding, ding. I've noticed a lot of um

dings and that that sort of thing I was just wondering if uh have you noticed within yourself you may utilize you know dings um

beatboxing revving uh engine noises do you think uh do you think those feelings could be related what are you feeling um let me Just be a bit more precise here.

What are you feeling when you ding ding, when you rev, when you, you know, ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-b-b-ba-b-b-b-b-b-es. Escape, honestly. It feels like it's the only time I can really be myself. Right. And I acknowledge, I understand it comes from a place of wanting to be just away from things, on the move. Always moving forward, never look back. Right.

Always be going forward. Always be ding-dinging. Always riding your bike. forward? Yeah. Your metaphorical I thought that was a powerful image. Imaginary, um... Well, it's not imaginary

to me. It's very real to me. I can go, I can go 90 plus miles an hour on this thing. Okay. It's a powerful bit of gear. Okay, what do you think you're driving 90 miles an hour away from?

Myself. Ding, ding. Myself, okay? What about your? Because you're on the bike. You've got to bring yourself with you. It's the only time I feel like I'm not myself. Is on the bike? Yeah. But I don't have to think. All I've got to think about is survival and not killing a civilian or something.

A family of four. Maybe there's a granny in the car. Maybe there's more going on. Have you killed a family of four plus in the past? Well, I can't really talk about that. There's patient confidentiality as long as you're not a... Really? As long as you're not announced. So this recording, you're not going to like put that, you're not going to use that against me or something. No.

Probably not. There have been a few incidents. It got pretty bad. I said about 10 years in when I kept going off the wagon. Sorry if I can interject. Are you on the wagon now or are we on? It's up and down. It's up and down.

What about right now? This instant. Oh, right now I'm on a cocktail of various things. Yep. Prescribe things or something like that. Oh, no, no, nothing prescribed. No, it's all illegal substances. If it does make you feel any better.

Ding, ding. In my line of therapy, uh... You can get me some good stuff? No. I can get me some good stuff. I have heavily, um, self-diagnose, self-therapies using... Can you self-diagnose me or something and get me that good stuff? otherwise what am I paying you for um you're paying for this

this yeah why do I listen to Gummy I don't know why I listen to him Gummy found everything extremely useful in time he was he was just as uh ferocious as you if that brings any peace of mind seeming as you uh you seem yeah you seem to be a bit hostile how would you feel if I'm agitated if I'm being real

with your line of questioning I thought you were supposed to be soft with a delicate kind of soul like me well that's not what you're paying me for I'm here to be real honest and try and get your foot in the door

to some heavier narcotics but as we're sort of butting heads a bit I know I'm therapists shouldn't really bite but

I'm a buyer you are a biter and so am I and that's why they pay me the big bucks I bite I bite I do I bite I've been told I'm the best therapist there is um Therapies gym Cheap wasn't cheap from my perspective well maybe if you had work in the last 20 years you'd have more money to Sorry I had something in my throat just then I didn't actually say those words You're insane you're an insane person if you think I I just said those words. But like I said, we're having a bit of hostility here.

How would you feel about just sitting in silence for two minutes? For two minutes. Just two minutes, 60 seconds time two. I can barely... Times two. 120 seconds. I don't think you'll like what will happen. Okay.

Well, we don't have to do it. Would you like to tell me what you think would happen? Maybe we could try it and see how far I can get it. We can start to trial it. and starting now. Ding, ding. Did that count? I was fine with the ding ding until you said, did that count?

I think you want us to talk about that. You want to talk about that? You want to stop the two-minute? Do you want to give it another go? Do you want to... No, I don't like the two-minute thing. It makes me... Can we talk about that?

I have to think too much. Do you want to talk about that, or should we just move on? Talk about what? What's the question? The two-minute thing? Like, do you want to... Why two minutes? Are you trying to...

make fun of the fact that my song is two minutes. No, I didn't even know. I'll be honest with you. I've never listened to it. Do you know who I am? Yes, through gummy. Do you know how many times I've heard that? How small that makes me feel.

Well, you know, speaking of being small, you've lived your life in the public eye, exposed. More ways than one. To the public, yeah, quite literally. Got a criminal record because of it. Do you feel vulnerable or is it a hypervisibility shield? To protect yourself from any kind of intimacy. Christ.

Never heard it put like that before. You know what, motherfucker, maybe you're right. Yeah? Maybe 20 years in, the only other soul that I've connected with is a gummy bear from Germany maybe I'm not in a healthy place maybe you're right why are you hitting on gummy out why are you hitting on gummy out I mean he's got a beautiful body in like especially his ass

he does who that's like a big old ass yeah how do you think he afforded therapy with me ding ding yeah I got criminal record it's bad right Luckily my fame, that's one of the few times that's helped me Out of a sticky situation, I could kind of use my comedy To, uh, my vision to get out of the situation at hand at play Right. So you do you feel it Your, um, public indecency can be somewhat of a crutch

It can be, uh, it's definitely a crutch, but it's not low brow comedy though I want to be clear about that a crutch sure interesting the only person who said it's lowbrow comedy

was you I don't think there's anything low brow about what I'm known for about getting your penis out it's not erect I know

it's flaccid and frankly it's kind of small I am a grower would you would you would you agree that you you do have your penis out

in front of anyone. That's for the courts to decide. I'm not allowed to talk about that public clue. We're not in public. This is a... Even privately. That's one of those things that you can talk to my lawyer.

If you want to go down that road. Okay, that's going to make things a bit trickier. But let's, uh... Let's move on. How do you handle the pressure of... knowing millions of people love the catchphrase. Which one? But very few know the amphibian behind it.

Ding or ding. I think... Or both. In this instance, it is both together, yeah. I'm more than just a catchphrase. And I feel like people don't appreciate that. They don't... They look at me and they see a symbol,

which in one way is empowering. You know? Like Batman? Yeah, in a way I kind of am like real-life Batman, kind of. You're nothing like Batman, but sorry, please... Yeah, because I'm cool. because I'm real. No, you're way, way worse.

And have trended more times. Way less internationally known. No, I've trended quite a lot through Europe, I think you'll find. Even in Europe, Batman is known far... Well, we can debate about that all day long, but let's just agree to disagree. It's a matter of fact. Let's just agree to disagree, ding ding. Yeah, I'll just write psychotic dissonance down in my file.

I'm not running from anything. Who said you were? You're implying it heavily. I've I've I've just been asking questions I look the only times you will get pushback from me is when you when you you state facts as anything but I'm just asking questions day I'm just asking questions okay fine look this is ridiculous when you catch yourself you know revving up getting ready to go ring ding ding ding ding d'n d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i d'i

yeah can you um can you explain the the thoughts and feelings behind this mr frog um the revving yeah is this is this uh a positive feeling is this oh i'm revving up to to to to seize the day or is it oh god I must be getting going now time to rev up and get on with it that one how you did that is kind of exactly how it feels

the second one there's something inertial about it something momentous something momentous about it I'm trying to just be a kinetic blue blob with his cock out yeah

Do you know how good that feels in the wind? Mm. You know? I don't. I've... A little member flapping in the wind. I've never ridden an invisible motorbike with my cock out in front of various men, women and children.

Allegedly. That's for the lawyers. Allegedly. Sorry. That's for the lawyers. My lawyer. Who isn't a gummy bear? What is he?

A jelly snake. He's no gummy related thing. He's actually that chick. Remember him? No. No, he probably would. Not my sort of thing I don't mean chick like woman I mean that chick that like little bird

Right right You'd know him if you know you'd know him okay, yeah I'm not really interested in Little birds I'm wondering if we can ground ourselves in reality Somewhat more I'm grounded You're if anyone's not grounded here is probably you right You know I had a feeling I might turn into this where I suddenly become the therapist.

I had a feeling that was coming. Ding ding. And here we are. You're wrong. I'm right. That's kind of the dichotomy of therapy. I'm right. You're there to listen.

Okay. If I ask you a question, answer. But... Okay. Okay. All righty then, ding ding. Um... So 20 years ago.

Yeah. So the month you first put on the suit. I didn't put anything on. This is me. What was going on in your life that made becoming some sort of insanity amphibian made you feel safe? Becoming something so extraterrestrial. You know, an amphibious, insane...

Like, not normal. I'm not saying not normal. Because as far as insanity, amphibians go, I'm pretty sure you're... Slat-bang in the middle of them. Okay? But my question to you is that in truth, in reality, you are a humanoid... You're a humanoid...

A human or human? Um... Listen, Doc, am I a human or am I a frog? Can you just give it to me straight? Look, I haven't taken any tests as of yet, but I'm fairly 70-odd percent sure that you are a human, wearing a crazy frog outfit. That's hard to hear, Doc.

But I will admit I'm on a lot of research chemicals, so it's kind of difficult to tell what is actually real sometimes. sometimes. That's normal. I actually, in my other clinic, I specialize in research chemical abusers. Well, I'm on it all. I'm on it all, Doc. Ding, ding.

Well, hopefully, hopefully one of them helps. But, but to read it back to my initial question, why become frog in the beginning? Search deep down. Feel free to close your eyes. Put my goggles back on for this. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, I've had a lot of time, especially these past 10 years after my, my jail time. You went to prison before being the frog, sorry?

No, about halfway through. Right, right, sorry, my... After one of my, uh, drink driving murders. One of? Well, yeah. And was it classed as a murder? I don't know, I was so... I mean, the sentence when you went to prison, was it for murder?

Oh, no, I got off really lightly. Nice. There was some technicalities, there was some... I mean, I spent a lot of money on lawyers, the best. The best of the best, you know? Yeah, the best. I know some powerful people, they are... It's all rigged.

It's kind of easy if you're rich enough, and I am, luckily. Yes, yes. So, yeah. yeah ding ding okay interesting so when when you're in the suit um what what parts of your your life become real and and parts become fake like because i see when you came in here first you were totally immersed in this character i've sort of using my therapeutising abilities i've kind of lured the true you from within the suit

Yeah, now I see where you get the big bucks, huh? Yeah, yeah, I deserve it, I deserve it. I do deserve it, I deserve more, if anything. Certain parts of my psyche, they've been locked off. Can we just stop a second and can you just agree that I deserve more first? Yeah, I can pay you more hourly if you'd like. Yeah, you're going to, right? I feel like I'm having one of those breakthroughs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you're more? Yeah, more. Double? Yeah, triple. Brilliant. Okay, yeah, let's carry on. What were you saying?

Sorry. There's like a werewolf in me. There's like a beast trying to get out. And his name, maybe it's the real me. Maybe this is the real me. I can't tell, but there's a name in there. I can't remember who or what it is. And I can't remember if I'm the annoying thing or if I'm him.

It begins with R I don't like speaking it Because then Once I say it out loud Then it's real That's fine We can live in fantasy land If you quadruple

If you're happy with that I'll quintuple it If that makes you Deal, deal Cool Cool Cool That's good

That's good ding ding That's excellent Ding ding ding Ding. So would you agree, um, so looking at crazy frog. Right.

The other half. So who you have been for the last 20 years. Yeah. Yeah, what about him? Looking at him, he's, describe him for me. Cool, funny, popular, loud. Loud.

Loud in like a fun way that people want to be around. Magnetic. Obnoxious. Trending. Yeah. Um, has toys that you can buy of him. Yeah, irritating. No, I wouldn't say those. I'd say more like popular and like people want to listen to him.

Hatred inducing. Mm-hmm. No, but it's all in good. It's all in fun, you know. Yeah, sure. Hatred inducing and fun. Um, so given all of that, um, is it possible that this is, uh, these, these characteristics? sort of the antithesis to the the man behind the goggle the man behind the gog if I will um the beast inside yes the beast inside yes the caged crackin trying to burst out kthuloo within the depths of lovecraft's uh dungeon i love lovecraft um yeah you would wouldn't you gummy bear friend yeah um there's a beast inside of me and he's trying to get out yeah right um

but is that beast within you timid is the beast within thine fragile is the beast within within somewhat difficult to be yes ding ding yeah right yes um that's a good way of putting it And do you think that you might be compensating, maybe even, you might even agree, maybe overcompensating. Sorry, I misspoke. Me? Crazy frog. Crazy frog, with his cock out, might be overcompensating for the small cocked. Not that crazy frog is a big cock.

If anything, he's below average. But he does like to show it off. And maybe showing off the small penis can be like taking away the flame from the tongues of the dragons, the metaphorical dragons. By dragons, I mean your bullies. Who said you have a small cock and that you're pathetic, fragile and weak and not worthy of attention. Do you think you may be overcompensating for all those things? The small penis included, the fact that your cock is...

Quite small. It's way below average. Does that... Does that include... The cock, yeah. The tiny penis that you have is part of it, yeah. That's what I'm getting at. The little frog sausage, ding ding. Yeah. I guess...

I guess I could admit, seeing as we're in private... Yeah, there is an exhibition that's kind of streaking me. I've got to admit. got to admit a ding ding there is something psychological about that do you think it could be that you're seeking affirmation you're seeking um comfort and security in people seeing you for what you truly are yes you might feel secure absolutely yes right it's the only time i feel secure i've tried i've tried covering it i've tried putting underwear i've tried shorts i've tried trousers i've tried Yoga hoses.

Just a quick aside, just because my kid was asking. Oh, he wants to Northcroft? No. When, because I told him this naked, anyway, he was wondering if sometimes when you sit down, because this has happened to him in the past, he's only a young kid, you know. Oh, do you need a babysitter? No. When sitting down on the sofa, sometimes he leaves little, like, booty hole, like poop,

stain on the sofa, how often is that an experience for you? Do I have to answer that? For my book, yeah. Sometimes, it depends what I've been. How often? How often? Two, three times a week. Has it ever happened at a Wagamamas?

Never at Wagamamas, but pretty consistently at Taco Bell, though. Okay. That, yep. Yeah, we've got a classic case of an anarcho-narcicist. Rankers on PS5. Out now. PlayStation This is wild

Playasone de hairling Downloading wankers on my Xbox Which one is Bart's real scream Benasseller Check please Anyway quick quick psychological aside there Sorry Sorry for those watching the podcast

This isn't real, this is just for me This is my psychotic thing What you mean he's talking to? just the secret camera that's hidden over there so don't don't worry about it it's only for me you said it's just for you yeah yeah i just um just for your enjoyment yeah yeah okay that's fine yeah my son with the booty imprints on the on the sofa oh that's what those brown skit marks were yeah he um he wants to become a therapist just like his father before him oh you're one of those therapist families i like that no just the man oh just the man good even better yeah good

the women um the women only i can be honest can't I know. The women only work in astrophysicisic. Do they? In my family, yeah, that's what I'm telling. I'm just opening up to you about myself a little bit. But yeah, so apologies to the brief hiatus there for the podcast directly to my son and myself. We had some technical difficulties.

We changed channel or something by accident and some weird video about rankers or something. I don't know. do you want to continue on this on this sort of line or would you prefer some more bespoke sort of written in um i just need your help doc okay um i need your assistance doc listen why don't you take the suit off why don't you stop doing this shit man is it like people don't like it really yeah i'm i i wasn't going to tell you this being my your therapist i mean we're out of time for the therapy, but now we're just talking as dudes. Oh, just as dudes?

Yeah, yeah. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, coming in. And he was like, I don't like this. If this guy's gonna keep him back, um, I'm, I'm quentin. Cause he finds you reprehensible. He was talking smack about me. Yeah, he thinks you're scum. Um, so I'm just wondering if you can, you know, not be scum.

Be better now. Only, look, I'll reveal my true self if we can agree to be nasty about my brother. Our brother. Our brother? Yeah. Who's our brother? You know, his name begins with an A. He's kind of annoying.

You're more annoying than the annoying thing. Alan, the dinosaur from Jurassic Park 3 that says Alan. Alan. Good pull, but are that not Alan? another A.L. No. Alan with an A? Alexander.

He always calls himself Alexander the Great, but I call him Alexander the worst. That's funny, actually. I'm coming around to you. You're kind of funny, for real. I didn't actually recognize you as a frog, but now I know who you are. Take that shit off your head right now.

Where are your glasses? I got laser eye surgery. No fucking way. Yeah. Long time no see. How you been, Randy? as you can see I've gone through some stuff

yeah honestly yeah you're fucked up man I appreciate you kind of I've got like my whole therapy studio and shit now yeah this is cool yeah this is way cooler than what Alexander the

the rubbish the piece of shit trash yeah what did you call him Alexander the shit Alexander the garbage what did you call him Alexander the the poo stain on the sofa

okay yeah mine was better Yeah Yeah, I've been pretty shit Honestly, been pretty awful Well, hence why I'm doing this Yeah, whatever man Um Like I said, you're not

You're still paying me 10 times What we agreed, right? Well, I don't know Because the stuff about the drugs Was not like an exaggeration Like I kind of come in and out Of like different planes of existence Different like realities

And currently I feel like Kind of stable The walls are kind of breathing Um Sorry to jump in on you right now But like, who are? asked. Like, I'm your therapist and stuff and you're my brother or whatever, but, um, like, we ran out of time. We're just hanging out as dudes now. So I don't, like...

So I can drop the act. I can bring back my classic gun. What, who are you doing an act for? To begin with? The, my kid, the therapy kid? That wasn't a bit? You're really a therapist? I'm really a therapist. And my kid's going to watch this. You have to be fucking... Oh, well, make sure you sense of my, my area. Look, I've got some more. questions if you want can you sense my area is this for the frog or is it for randy me randy it's for you it's for you randy dressing up as a fucking frog for 20 years as a matter of fact because it's

even been 21 i'm sorry dude it's not fucking normal man like no tell me this when's the last time you were employed how's that for a question is never an option are you gonna pay me for this this second i'll owe you you know i I will pay you back and then some. You're going to pay me for the first half, though, right? Like immediately. Yeah, like I, you know, like a gentleman's agreement type thing. No, listen, dude, I'm fuck.

It's like a gentleman's, you can't break a gentleman's agreement. It's not a... Am I a gentleman? No, you're a fucking frog, man. No, I'm Randy. Blue fucking frog, dude. I'm Randy, though. You're a dude dressed as a blue fucking frog who rode in on a fucking invisible motorbike.

Like, and you're not making money? That bit was. cool at least. That's what I've been training for the last 20 years. Yeah, I liked the invisible bike, okay? But that's besides the point. Thank you. You're going to pay me for the first half today. Yes. Whether you have to go to loan sharks and get your fucking kneecaps broken backwards. Yes, I will pay you. I will pay you. Are you showing me that you're crossing your fingers? You're holding your fingers up crossed, showing me directly in front of my eyes. I wouldn't do that.

While in my therapy's session, in my, in my therapy's clinic, Look, I thought you said that was over. I wouldn't do that. It was, but I want to go back now. There's no way I'll do that. You've intrigued me sort of psychological intrigment. This is off the books. This isn't off the books.

My son is going to watch this one as well. Look, when people laugh, when people cheer. When they ding? Nobody's dinging, dude. Drop the fucking bullshit, man. Fine. Fine. When's the last time someone dinged that wasn't you?

That's what? Someone has to keep it alive. Somebody has to do it. person has to be. Sometimes you are cursed with a goal in life that you have to commit to. Even if it seems crazy in the moment, I'm not thinking about the present. I'm thinking about the future. How it's

going to settle in the future to future humanity. They're going to look back at this and they're going to be like, that's an artist. So, when people are cheering and enjoying you, does it reach you? It doesn't matter. I got earbuds in while I'm doing it. It's the any way I can manifest the bike and stuff.

So no, you could have just said no. Um, I'm an artist, ding. You're an artist, right. Is it important to you that you're recognized as an artist? I don't need approval from no one but me. Why do you dress up? Randy don't need approval from nobody but Randy. Why do you get your, you're, again, below average size penis out?

For everyone to see? It's not average. I'm a grower. It grows into average. It grows averagely. It grows into an average flaccid. How many more questions have you got man? I don't know you fucking wrote these you fucking weird frog fuck

I would not do that Alex wrote these because he hates me and he wants to embarrass me He did actually how did you know that Because I know him, I'm his twin He's the business partner for the whole Oh yeah, of course he's evil capitalist pig He is a fucking capital of it I hate him I actually might have I told you he didn't like centres

So he's racist as well Yeah, yeah So fucking hell anyway it's so predictable yeah less about that fucking fascist um dude so now that now that you've taken the the head part of yeah um can we get mirror in here or the the stuff I'm on it doesn't go well if I look in the mirror I'm gonna be honest I would not suggest that I might I might have a bit of an incident yeah yeah okay well what would

be the scariest thing that you could possibly see in the mirror. Uh, well, sometimes what happens if I'm on certain substances and look in the mirror of one of my other personalities called Damager, where the J comes out. And, uh, then I usually wake up in. Is that to do with the dog name, the, um, our mutual brother also, that he took from me. Well, first off, that was when I was a teenager, that was like my rapper name. Right. And when I was trying to get the rapping stuff before I went crazy. Frog. Um, um, um, That didn't really take off because the folk stuff was kind of cooler Anyway in the end more cutting edge. I guess one could suppose yeah more kind of trending right you know this is a certain trending yeah sort of trending in different ways

I would say okay Yeah, I'd say that's pretty good actually Yeah I find you disgusting in various ways why why'd you say that to me because I'm you're getting me mixed up with Alex again No, no, you're paying me to be serious with you And I fucking find you This is why I never fucking come and see you man You always make me feel like shit Yeah, that's kind of by design

Kind of make me feel bad about my life And it's supposed to be my therapist Yeah, again, by design My brother therapist, which is illegal by the way It was fine when I was crazy for us Not in the state of Georgia Where we are You fucking idiot

You're playing with the big boys now You're fucking moron You're proud Rick, you stupid fucking crazy frog asshole, you fucking idiot. You bolts in here, you signed a contract, right? So you'll subscribe to the Patreon now for years, and you can't back out of that contract. You've agreed on camera to pay me 10 times the original agreed upon signed contract, which is just as legally binding. So...

Is able to call me crazy? I prefer a normal frog from now. What's wrong with frog? I was calling you Mr. Frog. I was playing by the books. I'm not Mr. Frog. There's a different character, different frog, different universe. I'm more trending than that one. Who's your favourite cartoon frog then?

Okay? How's that for a therapy question? That isn't the annoying thing? Yeah, that's not you. I thought I'm Randy. Which am... You're really confusing me. No, you're confusing me.

You're Randy who has been crazy frog for 20 years in the background. Yeah. Doing the voice and the singing and all of it. Yeah, for those you. Europeans? The producing. Was the money just too good? You couldn't say now? Oh, it was incredible. Holy fuck. Yeah, how long did it take you to spend it all? Straight bowling. How long did it take for you to spend it all? One weekend in Vegas. What did you spend it on? What did you spend it on? Right. First I got like uppers so I could be up for the whole weekend. Yep. Then I went to a few different strip clubs. Yep. Got my ding ding on. Um,

gambled the rest cried uh had a little bit left gambled that one big nice my one real big

in a way where like it was a whole process trying to get the money because they were like this shouldn't be possible yeah you want to I'm a lucky guy I don't know what to say um but then I gambled it again and lost

no I'm broke yeah okay yeah I got nothing Have you ever heard the term therapist love this one? Play stupid games. Win cool, exciting prizes in Vegas. Interesting.

That's like a memetic raw shark test. You don't need to tell me about memetic, trending. Trending memetics. Do you know a raw shark test? Have you heard of that? Yeah, it's those things that always look like our parents. Yeah Right

It's weird that We don't have the same pair of that dude Um What Sorry What's your question I just had another tickle in my throat Um

Maybe you need like a drink Or something Maybe in a shout Good shout Yeah Maybe you need to do that Mm Mm

I don't know Therapists should be drinking In front of their patients Especially Uh huh One's Dude shut the fuck up You're the one

Paying me Bitch Look at me Look at me Fucking look at me When I'm talking to you Look at me!