JAR Media Posdact - Insider SONIC - JARCast Episode 330

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:41 Housekeeping 13:45 The Brazillian JARling Defends His Honour 16:31 Sonic Creator Goes to Jail 22:28 Water Powered Cars 27:33 Mid Break 29:17 Question Segment: Quintessential Pieces of British Media 33:08 Mashed Potato Debate 40:35 James' Perfect Day 45:04 The Thick of It & Amazon 50:43 The GF HATES Jar 54:47 The JARcels 56:07 Changing One Thing About Eachothers Lives 1:02:44 Weirdest Thing Done While Listening to JAR 1:11:41 Putting Your Instagram on Your Car

Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen. It is episode 330. That's a nice one. That's a clean one. Yeah, that's a clean one. And you know, with the number being smooth, it's going to be a smooth, low-chill vibe hip-hop episode. Low-fi.

Low-fi. To study and relax, do? Mm-hmm. I guarantee that there's a portion of... of the viewers who do study or relax to Charmedia. Hmm. Yeah. Maybe both.

Maybe you study and relax too. Or practice twerking too. Boon to. Goon too. In the summer when the little toseys come out. Oh. And they are out, ladies and gentlemen. Mine aren't.

I got to throw some shade before we get into this proper. I've got to throw some shade at certain jarlings. Criticizing my short shorts Criticizing my hair Criticizing my toesy-wosies I'm just living my life over here, man Are they body shaming you? You're being objectified

I'm being objectified I'm being Lo-fied Low-hip hip-hop beats to relax to a fight There's a lot more body shaming In the comments than ever before I've never seen it this bad What I'm supposed to do to stop it

You know Become sluttier That's what I'm trying to do man That's what I'm trying to do you know I'm like an accidental slut an ackees that's true yeah

you're a um serial flasher no I'm a serial flash my lights at Rangervers maybe well boo speaking of

serial flashes should we just quickly shout out the Jai Media Patreon and make this show possible over at Jai Media Patreon You really do try to make a bridge to the patron second every time. Even if it doesn't make sense, you get it in there. Yeah, but this time it did make sense.

And then you can keep building that bridge because it's just fire. Yeah, thank you. If you're a sandy tier or above. It might be dibby. If you're a dibby tier or above, you get your name read out at the start of every month on the general media podcast. And access. X early videos, but also maybe some really, really deleted. scenes, you know, some stuff that is so, so far gone that it's got to be exclusive.

Should we, should we tease it or should we not? No, because we've talked about it before. Yeah, so the hard cause will know. Yeah, yeah. Maybe, yeah, maybe we should hold our tongue until it's just there on the Patreon. And you gain access to the kind of stuff that, um, that we deem too sort of... Too weird, too much. This is a juicy, this is a juicy normal thing.

man a juicy it's like you know like every movie right now is about like time travel and multiverses we have we have reached

into the multiverse and pulled out something something juicy man something dastardly something darsedly just like the the shorts

that are going up on the we are unironic shorts we're short we're short kings yeah we're shorts kings and we're all

shorts kings I don't wear shorts anymore. Yeah, I know. It really annoys me. I don't know how you can't, bro. I don't wear shorts is I don't have any good shorts. Oh. I don't own any good shorts. Buy some. Yeah.

Let's do some housekeeping there when we round out some of the conversations from the previous episode. I guess I got some more fire to throw, some more flames to throw at a certain jarling who, um, I guess he trolled the troll. Wow. People are getting better.

Yeah, they're getting more inventive. There was this comment, right, left by Dylan Wilding, who said, you can literally see Alex's balls through his shorts for three minutes straight. How did they not catch that in editing? Super, like, realistic comment. So when I see it, I'm thinking,

there's no way, there's absolutely no way. Three minutes? That's crazy. So I scroll through the whole thing. I was like, you, mother. You cheeky mother. It got me. I was at work and I saw the comment. Yeah, even when you guys were

talking about it and you were like I'm sure it's fake I'm sure it's fake I went and did the whole thing as well I went through like all of it I know Alex wouldn't have missed it which is why I knew Alex could have but every now and again I'll miss something so I was really thinking like how could I possibly

how it doesn't make sense then I was thinking more and I was like my boxers wouldn't even allow for that to happen this doesn't even why am I mean zero zone yeah so also if you can see ball likelihood is you can see cock.

Yeah. Unless you got cock to bull ratio. Yeah, unless your bull is like on a 10 and your cock is on a 1, then... No, honestly, you're probably got to sit for 4 to 8. Yeah, yeah, I'd say as long as it's double. Double, like a bull, like a bull double to cock. Yeah, like two ball, one cock, you know, that type of double. Yeah, double trouble.

Yeah, I'd say, I'd say. No, it's a point now where there's a war going on within the jar. community and it's like the jarlings are trying to get one up on us and we're trying to get a one up on them we we're just so helping each other and it's just going deeper and deeper yeah and i don't know when it's going to be honest it's going to end in tears we are behind by like a few the communities have done they they've they've up their game the last year and it's actually got like great like the half and a half wedded i'm actually i've actually going to throw this out there the jarlings that have been on fire recently with some of the communities

made stuff be it the logo be it now just in the last 24 hours of recording someone's like animated the logo um and it looks great i put i tweeted it um on the subreddit so shout out to these creative folks bringing it to life hmm so i was thinking maybe with the animated one maybe starting to put that at the end of episodes with a little bit of audio going yeah or something and then like with the links oh that no yes i actually do know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awesome stuff um that Seth Lockwood says why does Alex's mouth not move when he talks that was another thing I noticed in the previous episode um if you like really look at me when I'm talking it like looks like in the video my mouth like is not moving and that's

because um when we're sat in the room I'm not actually saying anything I like ADR everything I say in post because that's how much of a control freak I am I'm yeah I think we're starting jar media is the white rabbit jar media is actually the start of the simulation breaking down because that hair the ear

the hair clip video is actually like fucking bizarre oh from back in the day speaking of like weird simulation things I saw like a TikTok on Instagram about this freckle that every man has what do you mean?

Where let me on your arm there where other arm on your left arm whereabouts that that's not it what is that then point it out on me you're I mean your arm's covered in freckles so it checks out

yeah have you ever questioned that there is no speed faster than the speed of light because that's the processing power of the simulation so that's the flash man he's not fucking well he's real to me um long brend wants jim to clarify something that being can jim elaborate on his hannibal cringy take

why is hannibal cringy um like do you mean the show with uh madson yeah that's a take season one be kind of cringy do it's that's kind of what was cool about it though like how edgy it was yeah yeah i guess i guess because now edgy means cringy like they've conjoint um no i disagree. I don't think edgy is inherently grungy. But I think that a lot of cringy people are edgy. Yeah. But I don't

think being edgy is being gringy or vice versa. Can one do you turn that candle around so it does that on the other side as well and we create this weird thing. Oh, okay. Um, sorry to interrupt. Yeah, because we were talking about commenters or whatever last episode.

Yeah. Glemsy says, I think the reason I comment is because I'm really desperate for attention. At least he's honest, you know. Well, I think, aren't we all desperate for attention? Yeah, everyone wants validation. In their own way, though, some people require, like, different types of attention, you know?

Yeah. I want a tickle tummy, whereas James wants a back scratchy, you know? I'm glad you said back scratchy. Because you definitely would have said something else if we weren't on YouTube. Maybe. Ah, here he is, Ryan Cannon. Alex's head isn't the only thing that needs a trim. Bro, invest in less short shorts.

And then the emoji of the guy looking through his hand. Wow, so, okay, now I'm thinking maybe they're right. Maybe there was some slippage. No, that there was slippage. I feel like that's on them, man. If you're uncomfortable, but what I'm presenting? If you're, what if you're presenting your balls on a YouTube podcast?

That's fine. I was really thinking, like, how would I actually react if that happened? Because that was, like, the first thing that was going through in my head was like, oh, that's kind of a, at least that's kind of a funny way. No, this is the, I have a weird thought thing. You know, recently, I got one of those sex extortion, like, just spamming. Oh, those, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I, I missed it, and then I went to my spam and it was there, and I was just like, I didn't think at the time, oh, it's fake. the only thing I thought at the time was

I'm not paying you just leak my nudes then that was just like the go-to like they say like we've secretly been recording you looking at porn I wasn't thinking oh this is just like fake I was just like I was processing what would happen if people saw my news and it was just like do it

I didn't jump to this is fake that's the most awesome game of chicken yeah because like in a way you'd almost win Yeah, they don't have power of you, you don't care. Yeah, and like, realistically, if, if, do you remember, like, the Darth Mall thing? Yeah, that's, yeah, it was like, his account on Instagram. Yeah, he accidentally, like a bulk, a bulk, uh, put his cock on, I think he was getting sucked off.

He was, yeah, on his story, and, and no one, like, he didn't get cancelled, like, he got kicked off the show, though. yeah his show he was there was going to be a dothmore show which got canned because of that what I'm pretty sure yeah yeah no so yeah he got like kicked out really yeah yeah yeah because remember they were like whole hyping him up in that Han Solo movie yeah yeah yeah oh Jesus I didn't realize that

well I think he came back for the mocap for Darth more in that final season of Clone Wars but like what why would why like um the brand you know what Disney's like yeah but I mean but say

what if they're James Gundim man what if you accidentally did the same what if you were both you'd send stuff to your stall and you accidentally let one slip

how would you react would you like panic and delete me being sucked off yeah or any type of sexual thing like that well yeah you wouldn't just leave it up what would you do that as a power move I don't make mistakes

I guess it's against the terms of service on like an Instagram Yeah, but if you're not a big account Yeah, you might get bad You'll get away with it Yeah But it's just like No, but this is the thing

As soon as you try to delete it And people see They would have recorded it And then it's posted more Because it's like, oh, he's shameful The Streis-out effect Yeah So if you just

Leave it Then nobody's gonna care You have to just commit I feel like yeah It depends What's that? Like I feel like for me like it wouldn't be that big of a deal

someone who's like got a career in a certain field or whatever might be more big of a deal yeah yeah it does depend on that but also like if if Pudy Pied did it it would be like a pretty big thing but like if I did it it would be like yeah so that's why you leave up because that looks more of a

apparently no but that's that's also kind of like horrible to anyone yeah like if my mum is following me on social me here it's like sorry mum yeah this is the thing mine don't my no my fans

yeah yeah but I mean also like you guys I don't really want like especially you because you're going to have that shit open all the time I did it say James for those last name James will use it to blackmail you somehow yeah you would you're going to be unemployable after what I do

so I want to end this segment from this guy Medrus who left something kind of funny hello boys I've noticed that the BBL Brazilian butt lift surgery has been mentioned several times in the latest episode of the podcast And as the most Brazilian of the Jaff fans, I need to say that this devilish trick does not represent my country I made a whole post analysing butts in this subreddit But I found myself sounding like Matt Pat in the

Bobby's video thing, so I erased it ashamed of myself What's the Bobby's video? Bobby's? Freddy's? No, you spoke like Bobbitt, whatever. So I'll just say that in Brazil, asses are taken seriously, and this has nothing to do with Brazil and is more of North America bullshits. We know pretty well that fat asses don't grow on skinny thighs, best sentence of my life.

And that this picture of Brazilian singer, Alexa, is more representative of the body that is cultivated here. So he put a picture of Kim Kardashian and that just fucked image of her. Yeah, no, no. to like an actual normal ass. Yeah. But I'm a Brazilian ass-addicted man that was born fresh and I cringe every time I see a weird BBL ass owner

saying that now they look just like a Brazilian girl in bold. They do not. You guys in the UK have a powerful money. The US has military. China has the economy. Norway has high index if human development. Australia has weird animals and high price of their houses. And Brazil has the best ass in the world.

And now people are trying to take that from us with ugly Frankenstein monsters of ass. That's not us. Just notice that it managed to sound like Matt Pat anyway. So fuck it. I'll post this shit. Keep on gaming boys. The most patriotic Brazilian. Yeah.

That's the most impassioned thing. I think we've ever read. Is this the Brazilian? And I've got to say, though, even though the name is Brazilian buttlift, I do not associate it. No, absolutely not. I associate with like Miami, L.A., just the worst places in the world. Like, it's, I don't think we ever implied that we thought that. No.

Look, I love the passion and everything, but it's not like, we're like, oh, there's... I think maybe you were saying it broadly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, I respect it. And I get that, I get that. Like, you've got to be proud of that as a Brazilian. And anything coming for it, I get the anger. Yeah.

Because it is just like different body types and that is what is cultivated in Brazil. Is this the same Brazilian he got angry at Max Payne Freeving, a representation of I don't know. How many Brazilian Jallings are out there? A fair few. I know Brazilian Portuguese. I want to go to Brazil maybe one day. I do now.

Hell yeah. Well guys, I got a topic for you. Something crazy has happened. Something big. Something big has gone down. Brazilian asses? Even better. Well.

A little bit under. A little bit, not as good. I got an article here. If you all like this, the first word, it's categorized under Japan. Sonic the Hedgehog co-creator may face jail over alleged insider trading. Prosecutors are reporting seeking a prison term

for a near one million fine for ex-Sega developer Yuki Naka. Sorry, Yuji Naka. One of the Sonic the Hedgehog creators is facing possible jail time in a fine of close to a million pounds for his alleged part in the insider trading scheme, according to a court report by Japanese media. Yuji Naka, who co-created Sega's blue-spiked mascot,

was arrested in November of last year over allegations he traded in stock with privileged information for a significant profit. The 57-year-old game developer was accused of illegally buying tens of thousands of shares in two video game companies based on information that they were soon to announce deals over new games that would bump up their valuation. On Thursday, the Abima Times reported that prosecutors were seeking two years and six months of fines worth 990,000 pounds, telling the Tokyo District Court that Naka abused his authority to view materials and collect information and that the crime was committed based on strong criminal intent, which is malicious. They said Naka has shown no remorse. The Abima Times quoted Naka's lawyer as demanding a reduction in the fine and a suspended sentence on the grounds that information that was extremely.

Unrelated to his duties was mistakenly sent to him and he happened to see it Naka was quoted as saying he regretted undermining the fairness soundness and credibility of the market I apologize for that he said Sega released Sonic the Hedgehog at the beginning of the 1990s an attempt to compete with Nintendo's Italian plumber Mario Ya ya ya ya Naka said Sonic was originally conceived as a high-speed rabbit but the idea of a headchog came from a desire to have him spin in a ball when attacking enemies. He thought it would be better to have some animal with a hard shell or spines, he said in a 2001 interview. He left Sega in 2006 long after Sonic propelled the company to a huge

global franchise, which has continued with feature films grossing hundreds of millions. Naka also led development on Sega's Knights Into Dreams and Fantasy Star Online series in the 90s before ascending to a production role. Okay, okay, so he's the first man being charged with this and going to prison. Capitalism is exploiting the knowledge you know in the market to gain money. The US government does it. Every single government does it. All the MPs do it.

Look at COVID when the US government they put in laws and all of them invested in their healthcare companies at the time. Yeah. Like every, if you're a capitalist, you are abusing your position of knowledge to make millions of the stock market. Well, ex-prime minister literally used to work at BP. Yes. the oil company while there was an energy crisis it's not surprising this is coming from Japan as well

obviously like jail time and like prosecution is a much fucking bigger deal but it's like the most normal thing it's like you can't find a company where they're not doing this yeah that's why it surprises me that he's been caught at all like surely they're all doing it yeah he must have made it like especially suspicious according to charges he bought a total of 130,000

shares in A-Team and aiming before they announced two partnerships with Squire Unix for the mobile games Final Fantasy 7 the first soldier and Dragon Quest tact It is alleged that he earned a profit on the sale of more than 20 million yen Yeah, that is met that's that's that's what 19.9 million profit over shares share cost that is some mega money But I just love that it's the creative of Sonic man Yeah, yeah Yeah, you can't run fast enough away from the cocks. I was hoping in the article they were going to reference that game you made semi recently.

You must have heard of it. It's the game that has the reverse draw distance. It's like notoriously bad. Reverse draw distance? Yeah. What do you mean? Ball and Wonderland? That's it, Ballin Wonder World.

Yes. Yeah, the donkey. The only note because of the donkey video. I don't think I've seen that one. Yeah, but you must recognize it. It looks like... Oh, was it the one with like the dancing and shit? Yes.

Balin. Yeah, that one. Oh. But what did you mean? That was him? Reverse. This guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where as you get closer to things like they spawn out is bizarre. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like less detail. The closer you get to it doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Hack guy. Well, nice try. nice try but you got caught

try again next time yeah it's not okay this is the thing it's not when you do get which or end up in a higher position within a corporate world

the only thing that's going to happen is you're going to make more money of what the knowledge you know and it's not because you become a better worker it's just because you're going to know when to invest there's a whole gag in a Sopranos episode where they're like inside of trading and getting like

news from like doctors or whatever that some drugs coming out so invest in this company, blah, blah, blah. If I turn up tomorrow in my Lamborghini. Well, no, you're going to tie up in an Apple car because they've been developing that for years. There was a comment on the last episode of someone like going on about these water powered cars.

Yeah, I was talking about this months ago. Do you remember? Okay, so with this, last episode, I talked about engineering and climate change, right? Yeah. And there was two big comments. One of them was saying that it's not, the technology issue,

it's corporations holding the technology back to have the most profit incentive product. And the other one was about the water powered car from the 1970s where the inventor suddenly turned up dead and then another one where some company bought that technology for an insane amount. How would a car be powered by water? How would that work?

So you have like two dudes pouring. buckets right on the top until like a little spinning thing mm like a mill I see which powers the wheels and then a dude at the bottom pass it like catches the water at the bottom mm of the wheel why not why not hamster power cars as in like four hamsters one in each wheel just yeah scare them need their babies for the fuel and then they yeah the only fuel we we'd need would be baby. Yeah, it's a self-sufficient

energy cycle. Yeah. I don't know. Okay, so with this. This is a very, is it like a conspiracy theory? Kind of. It is, it's big in that, like, space.

Right. It's a big conspiracy. Yeah, I don't know anything about the water cars. I feel like we've actually mentioned it before. Obviously, water's got hydrogen in. So splitting that and then using the hydrogen. in like a fuel cell to use the hydrogen doesn't literally mean like that would be nuclear power right no um but yeah it's that type of technology hydrogen based but yeah there's the conspiracy

that you know this guy was killed because it was like the solution to the oil companies so the oil companies had him whacked and while it's not naive to say that engineering is going to just solve climate change because as they say is profit focused and they'll get to a point when you can make more money from renewables if you're making

fuck tons of money now you're going to keep making that money but you're going to invest so you're not going to get an a random figure of a hundred million a year no you're going to one out of that 100 million in 15 years you're going to use all of that 100 million for 10 years and in that five years you're changing over

to a thing that can make you 120 million why do you why believe that the companies are going to stick to that 100 million when they can earn more in the future different products or it was not going to be here forever and they're investing in the alternatives now to make more money in the future everything's driven by profit including including climate change so it's going to be fine chill out yeah there's been quite an arc with you yeah over this what do you mean arc because there was only a couple years ago it was duma It was the five-year plan. That's right, the five-year plan. Oh, the five-year plan. Oh, no, I'm deep in the five-year plan already. Like, we're getting to the last few years of the five-year plan. What was the five-year plan, then?

Is it down to the two-year plan? Well, the five-year plan was building this on, and I guess I'm doing that now, so we're all okay. That wasn't the five-year plan. Well, yeah, it does. It was. No, that's a different five-year plan. You were talking about, like, shifting over to, like, bunker living. That wasn't the five-year plan

The five-year plan was like Prepare for nuclear apocalypse No it wasn't It was prepared for climate change apocalypse Not nuclear But no but it's like You're not going to enjoy your life If you're concerned about when you're going to die

Or when the world's going to end There's a really good movie Called Take Shelter Michael Shannon About like a guy who I don't know He kind of goes into this kind of psychosis almost thing where he's obsessed

that the world's shortly going to win so he becomes obsessed with like getting this bunker thing made and getting all prepared. That sounds fun. Well yeah, it's awesome. Working a bunker would be cool. This is the thing I've said this many times.

If humans aren't alive, companies can't make money. Company is going to make sure that they continue to make money. So it doesn't really matter if the world's going to end because it's not. because longevity equals profit and they want longevity. So they'll do what keeps longevity.

There's no reason to stress or even think about it. Could you argue that there's no reason to stress about anything? Yeah, never stress a dog. Live like a dog. That's what it is. Never stress about anything. Okay. Live like a...

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An insult but it has to be true What That's why I fucked your bitch That's the only thing I want to say someone With like actual factual You've got to say that one day To someone You have to.

But it has to be true. Is that because of the two-pack song? Yeah. That's like, fuck your bitch, you fat motherfucker. Because if it's true, it's like the most devastating insult ever.

Yeah, it is. It's like, it's critical damage, you're gone, you're done. And I have, I want to have that.

You can't respond to that. Yeah, you can't. And I want to have that power to, like, destroy this man. That's like,

yeah, that, that's an insult that takes work. Yeah. It's got investment. Yeah. Yeah. You need to be ready,

like for that exact response you have to be so prepared you have to make sure they say something that just like that response is warranted you know but then also you have to be sleeping with that person's partner this is hunting mills

you're hunting mills you can put it out that's what so if you get caught boom throw it out there just leave and then they kill you and that's the end of the story I want to wake past the floor

we've been what? Well, welcome to the second half of the cast we head over to the question thread over on our slash jar media

where just nutters go and they leave their crazy questions just like Gabriel Liz God did Jarre what in your opinion

are quintessential pieces of British media that non-British people should watch slash read slash listen to Bay Blading can get us going with some good suggestions Wallace and Gromit

An Idiot Abroad, Peep Show, Snatch, The Jail Media Positac Mr Bean and the Top Gear Specials Top Gear Specials number fucking one They've got a response, well No, the Top Gear Specials, I watch them again They're generally, they are... I remember them being really funny They are funny, they're goofy and they are car-focused, they're great

like you can miss the show because that is way more car focus but the silly trip about free twats driving on and silly cars in some country is funny but I'd also disagree with um idiot abroad I don't think that is like a British thing season one was pretty good but yes the West yeah I wouldn't prioritise it

peep show for sure peep show was where my head immediately yeah peep show the Connetto trilogy um Is the Cornetto trilogy, like, not popular in America? It's not that it's not popular, I'm just... The rest of the world. With the question being, like, quintessential pieces of British media.

Yeah, right. Well, see, with Wallace and Gromit, I just kind of assume that everyone ever has seen it. No, it's just because we're British, bro. Dude, it is that fire that everyone ever, especially the wrong trousers. Jesus Christ! Jesus!

The wrong trousers is just crazy. It's a, it's genuinely no word of a lie, a masterpiece. I disagree. It's 100% a masterpiece. No, no, no. Grand Theftory San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, Grand The Front, Grand Theft 405. They're all made in Britain. Scotland, right? But everyone's played those.

They're British. Yeah, but everyone's played them. They're not... Wallace and Gromit, uh, the wrong trousers. Honestly. Have you seen it? It's an insult to me to sound. We've talked about the wrong trousers before. It's the best one. Yeah, by far.

By far. It's, every time I watch it, like, you sit down, it's half an hour. It's like 35 minutes long. It's half an hour long. You can sit down. Maybe that's when we've got to make a video on. Just have the most rad time. Honestly, it... Jesus Christ

Maybe that's one we should do Reactions What the fuck was that? I like how I typed in British films And a train spot was on there Train spotting Well it is direct about Actually is Danny Boyle

He's Scottish in he He's English I think he's English I don't know off top of my head No James Bond Yeah that's just not one I really care about But they're also so well known Yeah but they are

But so it's like the Connetter trilogy It's got to be a quintet Like the James Bond is more well known than Cornetan trilogy Yeah, probably And I don't really associate it with like Our culture so much

Yeah, and it's never been my I like Cena Royale But like it's never been my Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm not passionate about it, you know Unlike the Paddington movies Or whatever, they're fire They're what's up

I don't know, we don't make that much stuff Oh, this is England Hmm Still not seen it This is England rocks and the shows as well. Yeah, that's what's up. Honestly, just

if you want an English experience, get some beige paint and pull on the plate. Yeah, yeah. Does Greg's count as an answer? Yeah, Greg says count. Can I be honest? What? Mashed potato sucks.

Fuck, shit, shit, shit. Mashed potatoes, it rules. Majority, majority vote. Mash potato ross. You guys are making it bad. It's not, no, no, no, no, I've had it. You're not putting that bit of butter in a little bit. It's nothing about.

What fucking psycho makes mashed potato and doesn't put butter in it? That's like the most basic thing to make it even slightly palatable. You got some, you got like three clothes of garlic, crush that up, sprinkle it in, mix it in good. Get some milk, maybe even so, if you want to go crazy, some purple food coloring, make it purple, make it crazy. Why would you make it? Why? That doesn't change the taste. A beetroot or something.

Yeah, use beef. true. That will actually improve it some... And a thing that makes it way better. Don't rip the skin off the potato first, leave the skin on. That is true but I would say what you could do, you're going to all this effort to make decent mashed potato

but you could just throw some roasties in instantly better. Roasties are better. And good roasties are like so much better. Almost every version of potatoes, apart from baked, baked is trash. Yep. Baked is worse than mash. That's it now. We're doing a potato

tier rating. Okay, chips number one. What's like, yeah. Do you mean like healthy or? No. No,

but most potatoes are the best because you've got that lovely softness. You've got that lovely flavorful crust. Number them. Crunchiness.

And then you slop that in with your baby. Yeah, there's like a little pocket of mash within a good roasting. Yeah. Yeah.

But gravy. What? On mash? Mm. No, that means that's sloply. I just want to have a brown slop, do I? Spring onions is quite nice in mash.

Yeah, I'd agree with that. These are things that make a bad thing better. Not make a good thing better. They make a yummy thing even yumlier. No, no. Honestly, if you give... Nah, you're fucked up for this one. You know, you know that guy who eats the mash out of the top?

You're obsessed with it. What going? Oh, Mike Chang. Yeah, Mike Chang. No, but this is the thing. Yeah, that's his workout favorite food, but... This is the thing. If you give a fucking a plate of mash to any other country,

they're just about what the fuck is this shit unless it's Mike Chan unless it's Mike Chan that's something we should be proud of as Brits no bangs and mash no bang's a mash no he's good like some no no no

baked beans is the most British thing going Heinz baked bean it is quite yeah yeah I'm so fed up of the bean meme no I like we use it no I like that I mean like

oh a British person eating beans oh it's like well yeah they're yummy Yeah, no, but every... They're full of protein. All the best cuisines have beans in. Jamaican, Indian. Mexican. Mexican.

Beans are the best. I love beans. I'm a bean lover now. If there's a meal... You've always been a bean lover. No, I've been a bait bean lover. I'd hate all the other beans, but all the other beans are better. What's the best bean?

Yeah, yeah. Kidney's best bean. Kidney bean in ice with fucking jerk chicken. Batman, fire, Chinese food? Mm, Caribbean. Caribbean. Caravan bean. Oh.

Carabine. Carabine. Woo. Yeah. I'm hungry over here. I'm honestly. Green beans. I do like green beans.

When you can... They're okay. They're all right. I actually, I learned a really good... Suck the beans out of the pot. Yeah, you like open it and there's peas inside. And then you eat the peas. I learned an awesome way to cook green beans the other day.

Again, get a bit of garlic. Garlic. I swear, this is the thing. I had garlic. Yeah. No, they're like... There are a couple... What?

You don't cut them up? Green beans? No. Well, which green beans we're talking about? the ones that are like just a tube yeah the tube yeah oh no i'm thinking of like not the flat ones with like no i'm talking about just like a you know oh yes yes yes yeah yeah cut them out into thirds um cook them for four or five minutes then then when then this is the crazy bit right you get a little bit of water sprinkle it over so it creates steam cover it with a lid of something

while you're like frying it yeah damn that makes it just wow wow Delicious Yeah Okay Okay Prove it Make us some Prove it

Now Yeah go Go We'll carry the camera Yeah No there's like Certain ingredients If you start with

Like it's just gonna be yummy Onion That's it That's all you need And oil The best thing is like Even when you're doing

Like the most basic meal Throwing chips In the other one For some fish Fucking cover it In like Chili powder instantly makes it way better

I will throw chili powder oregano basil or like whatever just normal chips An awesome thing is making like little packets At a foil Yes

Cook garlic Yeah I was asking you Just the other day Yeah that is a hack Alex's corn on the cob Yeah I do the same corn of cob And it's like It's so sloppy

That you just pick the other up And you're fucking covered in this It's just like It's all that like butter and seasoning And slimes I might have to make some to mine actually Because I've got some really nice olive oil at the moment.

I was going to make something that got let down by the supermarket. But apparently you don't, you don't digest them and they do nothing for you. Yes, no, it's really good for your but, Guy, I guess it's full of fibre, right? Booty?

Yeah. No, it doesn't, like, grow your booty, but it makes you poop easy. Mm, like prune. I don't need that. I want bigger booty, not slidey, sloppy, assort. That's something, man, like... Eat chicken, that's how you get big booty.

cooking is like just so good I look no no but I would disagree I would disagree if you've got blunt knives cooking is shit oh yeah yeah yeah

no that's you've got to start with the knife and you've got by not this is a thing I won't I'll never get the I do get it if you can't buy nice knives but it's like if you're gonna spend your time cooking buy the good by good equipment that's how I started like I went to

it was a nice cooking shop in Bath and I was like I've got no good knives just give me an all round a knife and a way to sharpen it, recommend me one. They recommended me one. It was fairly pricey. But I've had that knife for five years and it's awesome. And the thing I sharpen it with is

still perfect for onions, perfect for anything. You know what, I'm going to shout out a British classic. Sainsbury's. No, fuck Sainsbury's. No. No. I bought a knife from Sainsbury's. Okay. Yeah, they do something like a normal like, the blade must be like three inches.

But it is sharp as fuck. haven't sharpened it once. I had it for like three years. Wow. It's sharp as fuck. Four years, five years maybe. Wow, that's crazy. How do you test sharpness?

It's kind of just intuitive, you know? If you're cutting an onion and it's slipping inside. This is the thing. I, obviously, I'm cutting things at work a lot. My tactic for sharpness is to just go, and then I'll be like, that's sharp. It's like you're about to do like a blood ritual. No, but that's normally part of my ritual.

When I'm about to make something like, get the knife out, get the sharpener and just gently through once and then no problem, man. Not an issue. It's like you should never have to, like, bin a knife. Like, realistically, you can just keep sharpening it. Keep refining it. Yeah, I haven't had any issues yet.

Um, this is quite a nice one for James from Dick the Head. Question for James. What is your perfect day? I'm not going to make a gino joke. I'm just like, wait. It's just like, you know, You know, it's like a day where the vibes why the music you're listening to hits a little bit nicer. Traffic isn't too bad.

What's the weather? Honestly, any weather. Okay. Like, okay, with the exception of like minuses, like, rain is like, think of it, base level, rain is a plus 50. Sun is a plus 40. Heat in summer is like a plus 20. Okay. Way more enjoyable, like outside of disgusting heat.

Rain in summer. it's good yeah and then it's just like a nice day where everything at work goes fine good food

you know maybe a drink or two and just like the vibe and buying engines off your who auctions yeah I was waiting for that bit

to be fair I haven't had all that much dopamine from it not yet when you get the import tax that's when the dopamine hits

yeah that's when it's like oh yes I the thing I haven't thought of is obviously it's going to come on a palette and obviously you've seen my house where there's like that it's overgrown

you've got to walk up a thing to get to the door how the fuck am I going to get the engine into my garden gonna have to call the strong board yeah I am I'm generally gonna have to be like Jamie how heavy is an engine fucking heavy in kilograms how do they lift them in garages and stuff

normally you have an engine crane you have a specialised tool wow you're gonna have to get an engine crane man don't actually I will Google I've got one it's got one already what do you mean I've got an engine crane do you

there's been like four or five engines drops down outside my house already um um

when you say engine crane like wild lifestyle which you're crazy yeah yeah outside my house as well which is um

I guess I never considered it so the exact um the exact weight of my engine 250 kilograms that is yeah that's pretty serious

that's that's like three me's 260 260 maybe four me is but yeah that like an engine crane is like is like that uh yeah yeah so you actually have to crane it crane it properly might be five mees yeah like quite a dense thing

yeah like it's just it's just it's just a block of iron it's just a big block of iron and I'm going to have to get that because I think the idea is to get it on the pallet out front crane it up then have people hold it and walk it into my garden and then put it on an engine stand

in your shed how do you get it like over the ridge of the shed which means the ridge of the shed well like a door frame yeah the door frame like a shed sits on top of a garden it's not like flush with the ground no um lamp because as once it gets in the garden

put on the engine trolley and stand and reel it and in. Is that your perfect day then? Honest to God, yes. If you get up in the morning and all you're doing is... Getting an engine in the shed. Getting an little bit oily. No, no, getting oily is the best. I fucking love getting an oily engine in the shed.

How many rags do you have covered in oil? Oh, we had to have been a load recently. But there's always like oily wags everywhere. And the problem is, because I wear ovals most of the time. It's a big health and safety risk because you just wipe oil over the ovals. If a light goes to your eyeballs, you're just going to cut. You're just going to go to plays.

But the best day is, like, there's something really enjoyable, like, dopamine about, like, actually taking apart something. Like, instructing something is a bit lame. But when you're taking it apart, that's like this... There's more learning being coming out. Yeah, but you can neatly, like, stack all the parts you're taken out. And it's, like, the most dopamine, like, ADHD, fucking OCD shit. It's so good.

I love it. I just have never had the opportunity to do it. So you're going to be bathing in that dopamine. It's going to be hell. It's going to be like the most extreme dopamine followed by the most extreme, oh, fuck, what have I done? Because if it goes wrong, I'm like,

that's a lot of money that's gone. It's high risk, because I'm building my own engines. If I fuck up, I've blown. Plan the escape has this to say. And it's probably one of the answers to one of the previous questions I would give. Alex has mentioned his fascination for political satire including the 2009 British comedy film in the loop.

However, is he familiar with the original TV series The Thick of It, 2005, 2012? Yeah, yeah, I'm very familiar with both. I've seen them both a bunch of times. I just tend to call the whole thing in the loop. I do the inverse. My memory sucks. You call it thick of it. That probably makes more sense because of when they came out.

Yeah, the thick of it was first, yeah. Really funny. It is really funny. And the first season of the Thick of it, the main character turned out to be a pederast. Um, and it's like, it's been a while, but I think there's actually like a gag about it or something weird. Like, there's something like that in it. Yeah.

It's been so long since I've seen it because the thing with a lot of British TV is that it's like it's not on Netflix. It's not on any of the subscriptions. Yeah, it's on like the ITV now or whatever it's called. And every like 30 seconds, there's an advert. Oh, I had something really weird. I've never experienced this before. Have you ever seen adverts on Netflix? No.

No. Because I was watching prisoners last night. It was like the actual peak. It was like the big fucking end. And I was just like gripped. And suddenly, because I'm watching Netflix on Sky, on the Sky fucking box. Yeah, yeah. Some ads just appeared.

And while Netflix, no, while the movie was playing, it defaulted back to the Sky. I started playing a broadcast that was in ads. but when I clicked up it was actually like I was watching prisoners it was fucking weird so I had to go back

re-enter Netflix and when I clicked to continue watching prisoners it sucks man if we started the film so I lost where I was in the film I sat in like 20 minutes having to fast forward to the point

and it was just like what the fuck Sky Sky needs to fuck off yeah speaking of succession and the amount people pay for Sky is like you're fucking stupid My parents were paying like $120 a month on Sky Is it really that expensive?

Yeah, they were stupid That's nutty Yeah, for one of the shittest services Like sure, their movie cast look is actually really good But you have to pay extra for the movie bundle If you're able to do that But it's just like Godfather was on there And obviously, boom, that's quite easy

But I reckon like it probably would work out cheaper If you didn't pay for that And you just bore Alicart the movies you wanted to see in a month See, I think I might do that in future because like I'm paying monthly and I maybe watch like two movies a month. Yeah.

You know? And if I've got multiple subscriptions it's like well it'll be cheaper to just buy something. Especially with how like Netflix is kind of Garbo. Netflix is bad. I like never watch anything on Netflix really. No. I might unsubscribe. Yeah it sucks. Their original stuff especially

sucks. I like never touch Netflix stuff really. This is what I've found through trying to watch streaming is there is a winner and it's Amazon I actually think Disney Plus is getting there Disney Plus is good yeah I've been chipping my way through once upon a time in America which they've just added

I think our version in the UK is actually a bit better than a lot of other places weirdly because it's just licensing stuff is just so messed up it's so petty you can make more money if you didn't have all this I have this thing and I want to buy it but you're not allowing me to buy it

so you're missing out on cash because of licensing Yeah, yeah The only kind of pain with Amazon is just like You'll have the prime video and you're paying what 10 pan a month for it And it's like you still have to win films on it Through the subscription

Yeah Because is a little bit of a pain But the prime one is like I'm also getting Amazon Prime delivery So it's almost like a plus Just having it Huh? but I just remembered I've got the Billy Flea.

Oh, yeah. I got Billy Flea treatment on Amazon, like, subscription. No, one thing I have on subscription is CBD. Really? I never went out of it that way because it's later. Yeah, subscribe and save? Yeah, I do that. Yeah, no, generally great, because it's like the usual stuff like that.

It makes life so easy because you'd never have to think about it. Yeah, I'm trying to automate, like, as much as possible, your toilet paper, your toothpaste, stuff like that you don't want to find that you don't have you know yeah just everyday items yeah I need to do like shower gel that's one I should yeah shower gel I do that as well because they're shops are actually making that shit so expensive now so expensive so expensive so just do subscribe and save and save your time and effort and cream creamatorium baby yeah I get some cream for Amazon like face cream yeah you know it sucks when you go out that you you get out the shower and you

squeeze your cream. Wait, what are you in? Moistrizer? Yeah. How much is it on Amazon? Because in shops it's like fucking nutty. Yeah. Well, the way they get you on the Amazon thing is the more things you get through subscribe and save, the more like discounts you get.

So if you get enough shit, like it, you get 15% discount. But you're paying way more money. But if you're getting everything you would be buying individually from a shop anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, Amazon's cheaper though, usually. Well, it depends on the product. Depends on the product. depends depends yeah um we got this kind of messed up one here um from erin my girlfriend absolutely

hates jar she gets unbelievably angry whenever she hears me bringing you guys up i think it's because of Alex's witch queen video but she is not too fond of considering she and i are far down the destiny goonhole but she can't really handle the fact that someone could dislike something she likes however i am and have been sciopping her for years secretly getting her to love jar Like the James Bar, which I do often, but more often I always go, eh? After almost every sentence, she loves when I do this, but I'm never going to tell her where it comes from. Bear Bear from the Irish trans jarling. Once again, someone's getting...

No, they're benefiting from us. Oh, you think they're stealing the... Yeah, stop. Pay us. Hmm, they might be a patron there. Yeah. Okay, okay, so you're allowed to. If your patron, you're actually allowed to steal everything from us.

It's like a, it's a job-ass. You can use any of them. Don't you think that's quite that, like, the... Sci-opping your partners with jar is funny. Yeah, it's hilarious. No, but if you look at the hour timeline and our knowledge of bar, of your bar, and what it actually, like, where it originated and what it became. I don't even do...

No, but I don't even do it. I can't do it. I've actually passed the bar. No, but we do, like, different things now. Like, it's evolved so far, but... It's not the original. I think it's, it's awesome that other people, like, would it adopt that? It lives on.

Are we ever going to reveal the original bar origin? Have we? No. We must have. We probably have, but I don't think we should. Yeah. It's so, like, become its own thing anyway. Yeah.

Exactly, yeah. That's what I mean, like, art evolved. It was, it was this, like, Even when it was first invented, it was like an Iwanic play on two variations of the original. Yeah. It's like it had layers to it even when I started. And it's just become... It's the ultimate satire.

It's the ultimate set of something else. And it's going to pop up. It's going to be in the memes for it. Within the next 20 years. Yeah. I bet 50 pounds. By the way, have you eaten a meal deal this year? No.

I haven't either. You're still going. Single nose. I've not. I've not. this is the thing is I walk in and it's just like 3 pound 50 meal deal 4 pound of my Graval meal

so it's so fucked I have paid for two parts of a meal deal that's more expensive than a meal deal just so I know within myself that I haven't broken the coat I've done the same as it's like I want to drink but I kind of want to sound with and as long as you don't get that third thing

it's like you're spending like more on those two items I had the cashier say to me, you know you could spend less money and get more if you got another thing and I was like... I'm okay. I'm good. No, I'm all right. Take the extra.

I... I feel like such a dicker. I... One of the main things is just like, I don't want to lose. Yeah. I've lost too many to you to want to like lose. Yeah. Yeah. You owe me too much. Yes, I've got

a win. And I'm not going to lie because you know me. I'm not going to lie on this. And I've like, I go and cut. I go car off every fucking morning and I always buy like microwave pasta meals and that's why I've got no money because I'm just sucking so much into these microwave meals yeah same

hello and I do I do miss it I do miss the pleasure of like the idea was that it was motivation for us to cook and we don't do that I did last week I did start of the year I was on a really good

like you were and then it's now the flip has happened where you bought an engine and I'm kind of on the grindset mindset found. Yeah. It's, uh, it's just, but as long as I don't buy a meal deal, I'm fine. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Deviator left nut has something messed up to say.

Thoughts on the label Jarcell, save for the most depraved members of our community, like the Margot Robbie Brad Pitt Dick Cheese guy. That's a Jarcer. The Guna with AI, the evil jarling liar, etc. No, we can't call the, the A.I. Guna one because he seems like he's on the path

to redemption. Yeah, he's trying his best. He's trying his best and I respect that as a jar cell. I'm mixed because there was like a point where the in-cell stuff stopped being funny, you know? Yeah, also jar cell. It doesn't make sense.

Jarre celibate. Oh, you're all concerned. with it making sense and not just it sounding awesome yeah yeah I think in jar would make more sense involuntary jar yeah unless you say it like a certain way in the jar in jar yeah you're stuck in the jar you're stuck in the jar and there's there's some liquids going in the jar yeah moonshine no come hmm well Takranen says this. Hope you lads are all having a grand old time on your side of the pond.

I've enjoyed your banter for some time, and you all seem to be great friends. Your camaraderie reminds me of times with my own friends from long ago, when I was your age, and in the spirit of fun and friendship, I thought I'd suggest a short game for the lot of you. If you each took turns to pick one other person in the room and could change one event in their life, what would you change? And how do you think it would affect them? tell them what you think would happen and let them tell you in return

what they think would happen anything goes though it's often best to pick something with good or silly intent I'd have James win the lottery when he was like 22 that's probably the worst thing that could have that would be to James

I wouldn't be it no I'll say what I think would happen and then you say what you think would happen if I won the lottery when you're 22 if I won a consider one money at 22 I would have absolutely blown the fuck out of it on every Japanese car

I would have just destroyed myself financially Even if it was like Euro million silly I feel like you I could blow it I could blow that in a day I could blow you're a million in a day because it's literally just going fucking

Prove it It's easy Easy LFA that's half million done every cool Japanese car bought instantly, then a house. And then it's like, go on every website. If you bought a house and loads of cars, like that doesn't ruin your life.

Yeah, all of those things would have way more value now. No, but it would have been fucked. You'd have a warehouse full of vehicles. Yeah, worth loads of money. Yeah. It's just a stupid amount of money. And I would, no bit, it would have been excessive. And it would have self-destructive.

And that's the thing I know that if I have, if I had more money, even now if I had more money, I'd be even more self-destructive. Because I can't, look, there's something special about car parts, and the more, like, Gucci they are, the more dopamine I get.

I think it would self-destruct me. I've got one for James. What? I wouldn't have had that cat scratch his eye. Ooh, that's a good one. Why? What do you think would happen if that didn't happen? I think so much would change.

that's a canon event yeah see for myself head concussion is a kid the multiple actually multiple occasions of head concussion because I think splitting my head open

probably didn't do my brain any good truthfully it probably led to a different path being this one so I think if I didn't do that I might be more intelligent who knows.

I got a good one for Jim. I'm imagining like this happening, right? You're just working at one of your jobs like back in the day but you're like singing, right? And someone like overhears you singing but they're like some big producer or something.

You're like Usher to Justin Bieber. They pick you up. They get you that contract. I team up with Asher and Justin Bieber. Yeah, you're like, you replace. Etchian spot in the UK Chas.

I've got an interesting... That one rocks. This is the, this is the, the, the, probably the most, like, evil one. And that's the, I did push you in the river. Ooh, what do you think it'll be different? That, I think there'd, that, there'd actually be, like, a war. I think there'd be, like, a, such a feud that the whole, the whole landscape would

be different. Yeah, we'll both end up being, like, really, really powerful political leaders. It's like, your tories. Do you think it would have escalated the dynamic between you two because Jim then would have flat back in a different event to that same intensity, but the intensity would just keep going. It would be like Netflix's beef. I'm thinking, I'm, like, Netflix's beef.

I just think of it like a face-offing. It would just be that kind of dynamic. Who's who? Who's Travolta and who's Nick Cage? Travolta. But, no, Nick Cage. The del desine. Funny movie, man.

I'm about Alex's, what would I change in Alex's? I changed what car Alex bought. Yeah, generally. No, no, no. Instead of the I3, you'd get the I-8. Oh, oh, I've got an... You never got Argy. That would, that would change.

That's nasty. That one's mean. So, so, because I was torn between getting an Alsatian or a corgi. Oh. So we've got an El-Sation. That was the point where it's like, white left ring I would have got my punisher

yeah if you're at Alsatian you'd have a pickup yeah don't tread on me sticker yeah I do want an Alsatian they're very very cute they are awesome dogs

but I love those they get bunged up back legs I know that's why you're a mix yeah that's what put me off because they can have they're kind of like some like it's like a cannon club thing

Like they bred them in a way So they have this shape to their back But it just fucks them Mo, so, Malinois's the other like Attack dogs Yeah, I just want to mix Mix is a, like having a collie I love collies but

I mix Yeah, Mongols are the answer They are the healthiest And we say that as in nobody None of us own Mongols You did though, Max was Max was like a trooper man Max was a fucking beast

Not healthy he was man later years he wasn't just because it was like oh he's got down so he was how old 16 17 yeah a beast yeah he was a tank actually yeah

so old that no one could keep track anymore yeah he was just a lovely little boy now now we've got for three-monthed purebadoes like look yeah I was just like I wish there was a camera

here looking at Paisley right now because that shit was hilarious but Pacey's lovely but she's a bit munted yeah she's dumb and like munted I think that's just the golden way Weird in the you know what let's end on this one from Bill Hay to gaming

it's not even a question for any of us it's a question for jarlings what's the weirdest thing you've ever done listening to the JARCust while listening to the JARCust someone has jerked off a hundred There were three replies that I screen capped that replied to it.

Albino Basilisk said, I watched four rats in the garage run after one almond and they all got stuck in the same rat trap while I listened to Jarkast episode 309. None of them came close to eating the almond. It was like their forbidden fruit. Okay, that one, right.

That is exactly the kind of thing I imagine people doing while listening to this. Yeah, yeah. Something productive like that, you know? Yeah, catching three rats. Four rats? Yeah, four rats. See, no, I just...

Do you think someone's had sex to jar? With jar in the background? Um, well, man dude, C.B. said, masturbate. Not to the cast, I'm not a weird dude. I only realised that the cast playing in the background after I was done, lol. Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine that. Too much in the goon hole, the lost perception of everything else.

Yeah, you get that, that tunnel. vision. Look at that. That's fucked up. That's cool. We're like, yeah, we should just make, I've always wanted to do that, like, have... It looks like that eye of Sauron. Yeah, it does. No, I want, I want the jar set to have all of these half-melted candles.

Really? Because look how cool it is. Like a witch's cave. Yeah, I want it to look like Sauraman's, you know, scary room. Flame Oulu. This year, in November, are we going to do it? Do what? So it's your candles

King's arms Ooh We have to We have to I'm too frightened Do coke Just do coke before you go Yeah actually

Yeah that would be way less frightening Yeah Well I guess No we need to answer this question If we do coke Going to the King's Arms Someone would happen to go there At the same time to find ghosts

And they'd see free cokeed up Yeah Yeah Pale Coked up guys And he's like Yeah Coca-Cola does make me

Go a bit silly Yeah Yeah Yeah a bit too much caffeine Or too much caffeine And a little bit of sugar How much If you had to guess

How much sugar was in one can It's like 36 grams of sugar Good guess yeah I think it's like 39 or something Is that it Then Monsters like 50 Really

Yeah One of those fat cans Yeah And it's just like No this is a thing Going to Colour and seeing young, like, I'm not going to say young kids, because that's weird.

Seeing, like, 18-year-old and 19-year-old boys. Downing monster? Yeah, no, no, it's not just that. It's like, five pack of cookies, boom. Monster, boom, chocolate bar, boom. It's just like, that's how 300 grams of calories, and you've just eaten that on one go. Like, that would do me a fucking week.

Yeah, you get the shakes from that one. No, because I was never, like, I never drank monster, even in that time, ever. I was never, I was ever on Monster. I was always Redbourne, has a lot less but I've sugar-free

I've always been I would always drink the like Kiwi relentless that was my go-to wow Jesus Alex got those shakes but it's like

back then I knew I ate a lot of sugar but seeing these lads are now I was like half of what they have now and it's like fuck me they're and they're all vaping and it's fucking they're destroying they're all gonna be vaping

yeah no college uni vaping is fucking mad because they do it just because it's vaping because it is a cool yeah I saw smoking isn't cool though no one thinks it's cool what's that you know like that super famous festival Gastonbury yes they banned the disposable yes but it's still gonna be more in yeah yeah how can you ban that the silly thing is people are vaping when they'll see they they didn't they've never smoked they're just

vaping again and it's like I know people who vape to prepare themselves for summer for smoking weed like why the fuck do you need to prepare for something by doing something worse. That's just stupid because like apparently yeah like cigarettes aren't considered cool but like vaping is cool. Which is generally, cringy take yeah. Cigarettes are way cooler

they are like cigarettes of a fucking gangster car, you're hard. That gangster car new vaping. Viboraned. Yeah I think about like Clint Eastwood yeah with like a cigarette and you know you've got the can you imagine Clint Eastwood with the face that's like the lamest image

or think bullet Steve McQueen vaping next to that Mustang Oh like that is so cringy They're like it inherently makes it lame Yeah But smoking I own loads of smoking power finelia

I love the vibe of smoking But I don't smoke I've got that really long pipe So whenever I watch Lord of the Rings And see Gandalf doing that I like it I like it There is

There is so With Like, I've not vaped, but there is something about smoking that is just kind of like, it's like really nice at a certain time, where it just, it's a nice thing to do, like smoking stogies. Smoking cigars, it's like this therapeutic kind of thing. Yeah, I think cigars are all. Yeah. And I love that, and you're not going to get that with vaping.

Because you're onto this fucking little tube. Yeah, it's baby. It's baby shit. It's like I saw that, I don't know. who told me this but it's like someone did this test on some like bubble gum vape juice and it had like lead in it oh yeah yeah

I heard about this um like it's an unregulated market so obviously all these vape juices have fucking horrible shit in it's like buying coke you never really know what's it I remember watching this really funny video it was like some teenage girl like she made this video

about like how addicted she was to vaping and like she put like all these filters and it was like the most over the top thing you've ever scene um but it was her like she tried to like quit vaping that was it and she was like recording herself and like just going like manic and frantic or whatever yeah funny it's terrible for like teenage minds specifically yeah you're like the most vulnerable to getting addicted to something when you're that sort of age yeah you just stand a chance yeah especially if it tastes like yummy fucking harry bo or whatever yeah especially it's like combining the two most addictive things

in the planet, Harrybo and nicotine. Did we mention like when we went out to bath and we had Harrybo dikeury A Harrybo did cocktails? A dracquerie, yeah. Cocktail

and it just tasted of tank fustics and it was really, really bizarre. It was weird, yeah. Very strange, but very yummy. And you had the blue drink? The Kiss of Death, which wasn't that bad. It was green, man. It was blue. It was fucking blue.

It was me that was saying it was blue and you guys were saying it was green. No. No, I thought it was blue drink. It was blue. It was blue. I've got a picture of it. I love blue drink today.

Hmm. It was blue. Power Ed. Gator. Gator. I love that you just pick it up and it's like, what flavor is this? And it literally says blue. Like the flavor is blue.

And you drink it and you're like, oh, yeah, that's blue. Do you want to know a weird thing? You know, Gator was just eight GTR being a Nissan. Yeah. I now own a Nissan. That's a weird little like... It's foreshadowing, man. Yeah.

No one knows what you're talking about. Gator aid? Gator aid, but it was just like... G8TR. G8TR was just A in between GTR because I love Nissan's. Why the 8 though? Because GETR looks lame.

G8TR looked a bit cooler. And it means gator. It means gator. It always made me think of like an alligator. Speaking of cars and I mentioned the I8 earlier, I saw an I8 recently. No. Fugly car.

Quite an ugly car. Just fugly. But its license plate was a custom license. License plate. F-1-9. F-1-9. Fight. Fight. Yeah, I've got a picture of fight. Yeah, I saw it.

Fight. Yeah, he lives up there. Yeah, I always see fight. Why would you have fight? The same reason why you'd have NIBBA. No, but that's actually a cool car that that's on. Yeah, look. On the 26th of May, there's fight.

That's in my car as well. That's me driving. Yeah. Fight. That is cringe. Why is it, why is it BMWs? Artisan Z? our 5B&Z We've got some good custom plates around here You cannot top our 5B&Z

No Have we mentioned that guy The Instagram guy Oh the Pappy Swole Pagend yeah It's awesome

Like because some people do this They have like an expensive car And they put their Instagram handle On a sticker on the back We were driving probably to McDonald's Let's be real Yeah we were in my car Yeah we saw that car

And saw the Instagram handle and then put it in Instagram and was just looking. It's just nuts, man. Honestly, this is a big thing in the car community is people putting that Instagram handles on it and it's the most stupid... It's corny. It's cringe.

It's straight of cringe. It's lame. It makes it so much lame. At the same time... Any car. It doesn't matter what car makes it lame instantly. Don't put it on it. And it looks shit on your window, but the same thing is people do this. And they do illegal shit in their car.

Like, you fucking... They're advertising their Instagram. You're actually munted. That is stupid. it's just like red flag if I see anyone of it in the Instagram handle

their car just like in the bin in the bin in the bin in the bin in the bin in the bin he had some good

bulking tips on his Instagram yeah I'm gonna take TRT he does look like insanely bizarre he's on steroids

he's on steroids but obviously he's still had to work for that muscle I guess so you know he's clean in the goon

but his car was horrible and he was driving like a dickhead and I was on our local town's Facebook page. I called him out and then he started getting in an argument with people over how he was in age. Royd rage in the local town's Facebook page. The thing with steroids I don't get is like

when you do it it's pretty obvious, right? Yeah, do you reckon? Yeah, so why hide it? You think you should just like embrace it? Yeah. No, it's because I think is people want to have that look without the hardness of it

and if they admit that they didn't do the hard part then it devalue it doesn't devalue it no matter what you have to be committed to doing that but like what surely there are the lists of downsides like doesn't it like do a bunch of really negative stuff to your body yeah fucks up yeah it also like permanently

fucks your body's natural production of testosterone permanently I think it can do it if you do it for a long enough period Doesn't it make your balls all small? It's like, yeah, because, no, it's true. No, but it passes. It's like a few months. Yeah, yeah.

There must be one steroid jarling who's, who's right. Yeah, yeah, you need to tell us about the negatives. I think there's more than one. 100%. I think there's a few. It's quite popular, isn't it? It's pretty popular, yeah. That's scary.

Anything that, like, once you start, you can't stop scary. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's why you just, you can't. Can't ever do get passionate about anything. What? Because you can't leave.

Once you're through the door, you're too far gone. Well, about when you have your R5NC license plate? Yeah. Then you've made it. What else? There's nowhere else to go. No, but then it's like, you can make the license plate funnier by having a funnier car. Hmm.

No, but you need kind of a nice car. No, you don't. To draw the eyes. Imagine R5VNZ on an S-cargo. Yeah, that. Yes, but an S-cargo is going to draw attention. Oh, that should have been my alternate reality thing. Yeah, yeah.

Buying the S-cargo. I mean, you still can. No, it's gone, man. That was like a good price one. It was a nice one. You can still find them. You just got to enlist me. This is the thing, if you need a car, I'll find your car.

Yeah, that's true. And it will be a good car. That is true. You should, yeah, you should, like, advertise that. And, like, yeah, you charge like a car. This is a wrong time. Because if 2010 I went to Japan Made a company of exporting cars

Boom So you could have done it I know I know cars I can buy good cars That's all I'm saying My car My car's a good car And I bought that for fuck all

Yeah he did You fight like younger man You fight like our 5 Ian Z I hear Yeah Yeah Anyway Um get a fuck out of here You fucking

Go away Get the fuck out of here Go the fuck out of here Got the fuck out of here. Yeah, we're fucking trying to be sitting over here. Hey, I'm driving our 5'ion's ear over here. Wee.