JAR Media Posdact - Is MemeChat REAlLy Finished? - JARCAST Episode 221

Episode Date: September 21, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:33 Housekeeping 15:58 Jim & James Talk Vermintide 2 24:16 Captains America 31:32 Swindon Stories 51:28 Mid Break + Patrons 58:09 Reddit Questions 59:00 If PD was a Marvel Superhero 1:00:08 Joe Rogan 4 Hour Debate 1:01:29 Is memechat really finished? 1:02:53 New Looks Gone Wrong 1:08:31 Obsessing over YouTube Channels 1:14:13 1000 Episode Special 1:16:47 Thoughts on Movie Posters 1:21:32 Will we be getting a new console? 1:28:09 Florida Man Incedents PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 2 to 1 of the JAR Media Posdact. I'm your host Alex, joined as always by my bro Jim. Hello! And my other bro James. No silly names this week. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, we come to you usually, every Monday at 6pm, sometimes.

I miss it by an hour or two but you know can't be helped I remember literally everyone in the class literally everyone in the class was going so like you couldn't blame just one everyone was doing it and there's no obvious sign of you doing it

Horrible. Horrible thing to do to a teacher. Yeah, it was quite cruel. Like, school kids are horrible. Yeah, it was a monster. Not they're just like purposely spreading COVID. Before we get too deep into this episode, I want to shout out the patrons who are swarming in for support,

giving us some ridiculous names to read out in the Patreon segment, which people have been enjoying. Yeah, check that out, give us support. We've got some exciting stuff on the horizon. on as I like to say for sure um housekeeping

we're doing some fucking mental shit at the moment lads oh shit you'll find out soon housekeeping uh still no update on the Patreon

stretch goal with the old episodes or whatever the guy's still working on it he's been going through it getting a done really um I've just been quite busy at the moment so I haven't had a chance to start

set up another RSS speed and stuff things going on as people will see. It's been, yeah, it's been a crazy busy. We have some feedback from the last episode, some interesting stuff. Asimut 715 says, Howdy, boys? I'd like to thank you for reading out my comment on the last episode about the Ganga satellite. However, something that Alex did made me sick.

He misread Runts as the sea word. I would never call my favorite boys such a thing, and the hurt look on James's face nearly brought me to tears. I just thought they needed to be clarification and Jamie and James can punish Alex how they see fit. Thanks guys. Hmm.

Yeah, I guess I'm just so used to saying that word that I just completely misread it. Sometimes I, because of the ridiculous Reddit names, I'm always reading and, like, Twitter names and stuff. Like, at a certain point, I just, I probably make up about 30% of every name I read.

I get the general gist, and I'm like, yeah, just make it up as I go along. The thing, maybe my face tells a lie last episode, but I don't think that word is necessarily not endearing. As Brits, we're very familiar with the C word. Yeah. I remember when I first heard it, actually. Again, it was in year seven.

A boy in maths got angry with the teacher, called him the C word, and threw a bin at someone. yeah that sounds like our that sounds like our school um right or rick says never thought i'd say this but jar has benefited and improved my relationship with my girlfriend so this is the same gentleman who mentioned about

going on his first date and playing the normal episode so he's got a bit more feedback i very recently got my license and i'm pretty quiet slash focused while driving and i was nervous of her getting bored during our trips since i can't really talk while i'm driving and our music tastes are too different to play in the car. So when driving her to our dates, in order to avoid boredom, I play episodes of the POSDact, which, to my surprise, she quite likes.

Her introduction was the normal episode for our first date, and she enjoyed it immensely. The second episode I played for her was the Shreddy's one. Eventually, I think she started watching some episodes on her own, as she sometimes sends me a funny picture of James, or we'll call something a dibby. And makes references to other Jermines, although she gets quite annoyed at the the sandy picture because I keep baiting her into looking at it by saying it's something else. Then while we're listening to episode 220 and my story of our first date and the normal episode came on, we were both pleasantly surprised and she thought it was super sweet and I made

her really happy. Sorry if I blabbed too long, just wanted to share my appreciation and thank you guys for sharing my story on the last cast and for making the love of my life smile and laugh for sharing our story. Sick as fat, mate. Yeah, I mean, it, it, it, it, is, it, it, it, If you want to get some P and or D, just chuck on basically any episode. Especially... The normal episode is the one, you know? Yeah, just catfish people with James.

Which people have done before. Have they really? Yep. Oh dear. For the record, don't catfish people. Did I never mention this? There's that really old jar video about Rubin being catfish. Do you remember that?

Yes. That was years ago now. Yeah. Catfishing is a very strange and real thing. Have you seen the movie? No, no. They, like, advertised it as like a horror movie when it was actually just like a catfish story. Is it good? I didn't mind it.

Yeah, there's like a show as well. I watched a bit of it when I was in Greece because it was just like on the TV and Airbnb. Yeah, yeah. Red as Tecker says, pretty funny pod. I curse your house. May your bloodline with a cartoon grump says. What the actual hell is wrong with Milka? It's very nice. Cabri's is great too.

So last episode we had this discussion about the different chocolates and some of the opinions seem to kind of upset the comments here. For example, Le Evil says milker is an amazing chocolate brand. Don't know what you have over there when it comes to selection, but here in Europe we have around 20 different flavors, of which I myself prefer the white chocolate. I'm yet to find better chocolate in terms of taste and quality than Milka. Toblerone is close but they only make Toblerone bars

and nothing else. James 100% got it right with this one. Also, the acid ketchup goes very well with the basey eggs. Jamie has a weird opinion on that. See, Milka. Fucking incredible. This guy just said ketchup goes with eggs. Which it does.

Which it doesn't. Dude, and... It does. It does, bro. It does. ketchup does not go with eggs. Yes, it's at an end of discussion, I'm afraid, guys. This is a democracy. It's 2V1. It's a democracy here. That's not how opinions work, I'm

afraid? It's a democracy. Your opinions. Facts don't care about your opinions. Um, no, but this person is from Europe. Well, yeah. So you're saying they're biased?

They're biased. They, they didn't... We're from the UK, so we're biased. No, but, no, but we have both. No, we don't know. They didn't mention... The Cabrises are one. Maybe if we grew up with milk could be in our one, then maybe we'd feel that way.

There's a lot more variety of milk than those Cabri. Yeah, because if you, milk is like a diluted saline solution. Cabri's is pure salt. Okay. Yeah, and one is objectively better than the other. You don't fucking pour saline solution onto your steak, do you? We're not talking about states.

Are you guys brand loyal to the point where like... No, no, no, I don't believe in brands. Yeah. I don't know. No, but if a product, if a product to me is objectively better than another product, I'm going to be loyal to that product. You shouldn't be loyal to any company, any fucking... No, it's not, it's not loyalty in terms of I'd give my life for them.

It's loyalty in terms of why would I buy this thing that's inferior to me when I could get the thing that's superior for a little bit more money. Or you just get what you pay for. You get the, what, you know, you buy the one you like. Yeah, and more... Cabri's should be liked more because it's better. No, because it's literally liked by every sheep

in this country. Everyone loves fucking shitty... No, you're wrong, the sheep, cabri. No, um... Sorry, pardon me. Galaxy is the one that's jerked off most in this country, I reckon. Galaxy...

And it's not as bad as you say, though. No. We have... I think it's nice. I... I would eat it, but I don't want... I never buy it. No, I never really buy it.

I never really buy it. buy minstrels, I never buy any galaxy product. But what's the point? Why would you not have variety? Why would you choose not to have like different things? I just go into shop and I might fancy Maltese's this day, milker or galaxy or whatever. No, but if

I know I prefer something like I don't eat chocolate every day, so it's not like I'm going into a shop every day and buying chocolate. No, I don't either. Chocolate is like a special thing. So when I do buy it, I'm going to buy something I know is good, being lint or cabarets. But, but

You might as well just have different things. No. Yeah. No, if I've tried Galaxy and know I don't really like it very much, why would I buy it again? I'm not saying Galaxy, I'm saying there's so much variety. Why would you only ever buy one or two things? No, but you're saying I should just have variety for the sake of variety. I agree variety is the spice of life.

But why would I, like, I've tried it. I've been there, done that, and I don't want to do it again. What I do want to do again is cabarets. Okay, what's your second favorite thing? Would you not buy that simply because you prefer another? If I've got the option to buy something I kind of like or something I really like, I'm going to buy the thing that I really like. And that's the problem.

Why? Because you can just, you can... The next time you buy it, then you can buy the weirdly thing you like, because then you're eating better, eating more. That's not eating better. They're both bad for you. Well, you know, I don't mean that way. I would agree if I'd never eaten Galaxy.

I'd say you should at least try it. But once you've tried it, What's the point of going back if you don't think it's very good? No, because you've got to be real here. All of the chocolate in this country in confectionery is all good. None of them are bad. None of them are bad. Chocolate footballs?

You can't buy them in shops. Chocolate coins? You can't buy them in shops. If you go to the shops, the chocolate's shit section at shops. Chocolate coins are shit. Yes. Objectively. Along with chocolate footballs.

It's the same type of chocolate, isn't it? Yeah, the further away from that type of chocolate you go, the better. Lonely boy Annie says I find it quite interesting how the patron segment was just a little thing I had to skip at the start but now I actually had to skip to it

just to hear my weekly dose of James speaking in binary for two minutes straight P.S. It was Alex this time and it sped up unsubscribed yeah because last episode I kind of sped up the bit where I did the binary

because it was like really long yeah I didn't want it to be ridiculous you see the first time I heard it I thought they'd like copied the exact thing from the feature drama movie you're gonna have to remind me what that is it's like the code to time travel in the future drama movie that's right yeah yeah it's like a binary thing uh Alex says this is the first time I've ever commented on a video and I just want to say how much I

love your podcast I recently listened to the cast where Alex talks about how much you love listening and viewing content from spill.com so I hope it means something to you when I say that I feel the same way about the jarcast. On the bus ride to and from school, I'm listening to the jarcast to pass the time and to forget my life troubles. I really like the dynamic and chemistry between the members on each episode and find a click between your interests and mine. I've loved catching up on the episodes from before. I became a jarling and I'm really excited for when the jar kive comes up. I hope one of you sees this because I think you deserve to know how great your content is and how much it means to your viewers. Sorry for the dick sucking and the long comment, Alex.

The camera's moving. Look at the ball. Oh shit, it is moving. It's like been moving on its own. If you're listening like this is really bizarre, the camera's like... I guess it's been slowly moving as moving recording because it's a completely different angle now. It's like, you can see part of the Nerf gun in the corner. Just sit down and we'll resume.

Damn. That was cool. Damn, boy. Right, yeah, so we fixed it. Don't know what happened there. Mitch Mitchell O'Dell says

I ain't even a patron but I still love the patron section I'm glad people enjoy it yeah When you're not a patron

You add something new It's always a bit You know You don't know How people are going to take it Excuse me Why are you not a patron Um

Maybe we should ban him Yep Block him No more comments from him To the gulag he goes Airbud 900 said I will always love the cast I actually feel like it's a little too

structured now I know you guys are older but I miss the energy of the earlier Epps sad face Um well No we're sorry We still have

Well no Once Rick and Morty started sort of ripping off our Stick and taking our like whole thing We had to adapt Yeah it sort of seemed like fruit like These guys just came in took our thing And became way more popular All right I guess

will adapt. So now we just got to... We have to change ourselves. Like, they didn't want to do something unique, so I guess we will. How do you actually feel about that? Because I don't really know what I'm supposed to say. Because from my perspective, like, I'm still the same person or whatever. Yeah, so am I.

I feel like the structure is... It's still fairly loose, you know? Yes. And we've always had... We've had segments, like recurring segments for a long time. They just come and go with the wind, be it the Twitter segment, which we're not going to do this week. meme chat, which we'll be talking about later.

Yeah, I mean, like I just said, we adapt depending on what Rick and Morty takes from us, basically. Well, we can't, we have just gotten older. Like, if I look back at early days, I generally cringe, it was fucking bad. Naturally, we're just going to be,

it's just growth, it's just what happens. Yeah, I remember hearing somewhere that it takes 100 episodes of a podcast to kind of get what you're doing. And I get what they mean by that. Yeah. because there's definitely some gem moments but it's weird going back

I think being the people in it it's very bizarre because you associate where you were like mentally and what you're going through at that time with what the episodes like when they were recorded and stuff so it adds another layer of history for us so it's almost like a it's almost like documenting

our own personal life so we see something a bit different from it I guess but yeah for sure yeah the the PO box is up and running have a look in the description if you want that we've had a few I went and picked up for the first time and

we got some nice parcels and stuff but I figured we'd make it its own video or something because yeah it's a bit visual it's very visual besides some of the letters and things so we figure might not be the best to include it as a segment in the cast and just make it

its own thing yes so we'll get around that that's housekeeping done guys uh so how about this james i know you want to talk about this um oh fuck hold on i'll get you into this please alex spare me harry man says james and jim thinking about playing vermin tide too is really exciting to hear coming from someone who doesn't really play video games anymore i can say without a doubt that it's the best multiplayer game in a long time it's definitely at its best when you have friends or a group to play with i won't sugarcoat it though updates for the game a few and far between, but they are stepping up on the gas. Load times and stable connections are on issue too, and the game is very grindy.

The last part is subjective, but people do have their gripes. But the combat and the sense of teamwork is what makes the game shine, and is what definitely keeps everyone who plays the game coming back. Yeah, Mean Jim have been playing it. And Ruben, yeah, generally a really good game. It's got really good gameplay. It's got a really nice loop. and there's enough other systems

that you know you can toy around with that add to it so it is just Leffa Dead times 10 like expanded Leffa Dead Yeah they've took that formula

and proved it massively I don't know if I'd go that far No it is though Think of Leffa Dead though It's just you only think well of it because it's Leffa Dead A really good game

The reason people don't do that formula is because it's naturally a really grindy formula the type of... No, Leffoded is the opposite of grind. It's very simple. It's simple and clean and that's what makes it good. Yeah, the worst stuff in Vermonetide is like every time you finish a level

fucking having to go through your loot boxes. Yeah. It's like, it's just from an era that like they should have updated it and just gotten rid of that shit. Even if it was just a random roll at the end and you see what you got, fine but the fact that you've got to go to the

the loopbox place and open your loop boxes it just makes you sort of feel sick but like James said the gameplay is really solid and basically all the stuff from left for dead is the reason it's good it's just a left for dead formula yeah like I don't know why more games haven't imitated it because it's

it's just tried and true it works yeah the left for dead formulas genius like forcing people to actually like work together to an extent and communicate about the game but also it being casual enough to the point where you can talk about other shit while playing it's perfect i think you know we're going through it but i think doing a play feel on the hardest difficulty and actually yeah well we we because when we were first playing it was just you and me yeah and we we did like the the medium difficulty yeah the normal difficulty but it's quite hard um and that that shit was

fun as fuck. Yeah and I think actually having to communicate Is there like matchmaking or do you play there? But we were we're sort of proper like true gamers

in a sense if you want to call it that but once we can I think that game would really shine on the hard difficulties because there's so chaotic where you're going to need

such teamwork and that's where yeah I think I think what it has over Left for Dead is that the the moment to moment gameplay is slight deeper. There's a few more systems going on. It looks like there's more variety. Like the

the melee combat, like there's blocking, there's like breaking somebody's guard and then there's attacking. Okay. It does sound cool, yeah. Yeah, it's very cool. It's a generally fun game. There's so much to it. I generally like it quite a lot. Yeah, it's really good.

Like I said, the only it's sort of a problem and like a benefit of the game. Because You want a progression system. Yeah. Because, like, it's inherently fun and promotes, like, replaying.

But it's just the way it's done. I think a few minor tweaks, and it could be something really good. Whereas at the moment, I think it's just very good. There's a quite popular still on Steam. I mean, we once, we played by accident in an open lobby. And got a song joint, really got someone. That was one wheel with Ruben. Oh, right.

so it can't be that so you're not quitting it anytime soon you're still into it we only finished it yeah even on our first play through yeah so then we'll that's one thing though I I do wish there were more like missions yeah in the base game yeah there seems

to be loads with all the DLC but I can't complain we got it for a five we did and once we do the harder levels you'll get loads of game time of it but hopefully all the grotes they will fix in the new one dark tide yeah set same developers, basically same formula

bit is set in the 4K world but it's got this like alien vibes like going on so that'll be interesting I think I might have seen a trailer for that yeah yeah I did it after you talked about it on YouTube

I wonder why I wonder why your phone was just like Armtide it heard you talking about through Discord but if they do fix all the issues with you know Vermintide that could be a generally

but I mean the issues on like to the point where I I'd say don't buy the game I'd say buy the game because it's fun as fuck, especially if you got two, three. If you can get it on CD keys for Fiverr as well. And for five pounds you'll get so much content out of it. Yeah, yeah. Because we've played multiple nights.

We play at like 8 o'clock and we do go till like midnight. Mm-hmm. And it is good. Yeah, it's very fun. It's a really good game and I'm glad you told me to buy it. Yeah. Damn. It's actually, no, it's actually nice playing a cult game like that

because we haven't done that in ages. Yeah, yeah. Because, like, something about first person, Malay. combat in co-op is just dead island yeah for me and james it's the peak of it is that is our

that island it doesn't get better than dead island that shit's a master we play that game god you guys i remember just watching you guys like were you farming like um jason vorhees jason vorheed yeah i just just like what the fuck is going on in this game yeah we got the fucking you could get them to chase you up a hill and there was like this this secret baseball bat that just ragged old shit really far

and we were like 15 years old and just found it so funny luring him up while he's got all his terribly voice-acted lines and then you just fucking smack it

and it launches beef flatters like beef bradders that no oh my god that game was so fucking fun because it was like the game was just like oh we knew it was shit

and really shit but then we found we somehow found that baseball bat and then it just changed the whole fucking game yeah I remember the last boss because you could just smack it with the back

yeah it was I guess it was just maybe you me and Matt um damn but we just with this baseball bat just smack in the last boss into a corner and it couldn't move it's like a poorly designed game but also really just fun really yeah it like a well designed game at the same

time it no but it actually has good feedback and actually no those developers proved that they were onto something with dying light yeah like just an actually really fucking good game but that didn't I did not like dying light they were saying

too scary no because it just it felt too plain almost because I was expecting like this kind of dumb shit like Dead Island and it was just too serious too right yeah it's quite different isn't it

the story wasn't really interesting at all it was just the story in Dead Island it was only interesting because the cut scenes were so poorly done yeah that was funny that's like the funny part what's that like the funny part what's that like

rapper in the game he did a song he did a song with chameleonair for the second one true yeah we fucking loved it um oh what's his name no melby not melby samby yeah samby goes bump in the night

yeah who do you voodoo bitch yeah who do you voodoo bitch yeah if you've never heard that um youtube who do you voodoo bitch right now that brings back such good memories that was our just like go home from school played at Ireland

yeah I remember playing it for the first time obviously you guys remember fairly recently actually in the cast we talked about how the actor for Darth Hall revealed his penis on um was it Instagram or something by accident yes well now Captain America's joined the fucking squad

with Darth Moore they're making their own little squad and that Chris Evans that accidentally showed his willie on was it Twitter or is it Instagram? I think it was Instagram as well Damn Instagram is just the place for dicks like us

I'm gonna be honest What? It's easily done Yeah Because if you have them on your phone Like in your pictures you can just Because I have it But he posting it those

No he was like Filming himself playing a video game or something Right And then accidentally somehow brought up his library and all these pictures were in it. Like, it didn't, it wasn't just a picture of his cock. It was the album and one of the pictures in the corner was his cock. Right.

Have you seen it? Have you seen the picture? Have I seen his cock? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I also, no, I couldn't find it. I was trying to find it because I was just, I was dribbling at the idea.

Have you seen his cock? Well, I'm going to now. No, it's quite hard to find it because I immediately googled Chris Evans' cock to Google after I saw this. And it was all this, like, photoshopped gay porn of Chris Evans. Yeah, yeah. And I just happened to find it. No, is it that one?

That's it, but... Oh, wait, yeah. Have you found it, James? Yeah. Okay. I can hardly see it from here. Yeah. That surprises me.

What, has he got a big one? Is he a big boy? I thought it was a picture of his legs. Yeah, it was a picture of his legs. He's got a sloppy boy. Well, he's like one of the big one. leg and then his cock and his cock looks like a leg

it's fucking enormous. It's ridiculous it's fucking... It's like the size of my forearm, it's huge. It's the angle of it. It's like... No, let me have a look at it again. It's fucking massive. No, because it's the angle, because if you do it there if I recreate this picture

it's like the cock slapping there. No, it... Do you want me to recreate this picture so you can compare? Yeah, there's just When you Google It's just loads of gay Like fake gay porn

Like this will be in Photoshop Yeah No, but the weirder thing is If you look at the top middle photo In his album Yeah It's a picture of his face From a few years ago

And at the bottom There's the text Guard that pussy Yeah This image Yeah Guard that pussy Yeah

Why does he have a picture of himself with the text guard that pussy he's probably got a good sense of humor no did you see what he did his first tweet after all this what he said uh now that i have all your attention like everybody's attention um everybody vote on november 4th yeah he's he's one of the few people that could spin something like yes and also it's not really going to affect his career like no he's just finished with captain america yeah yeah doesn't really matter and if anything it's going to boost his career yeah yeah especially with the fact that it's like huge or whatever yeah no this is a thing like chris evans already

kind of pissed me off because he's just like the perfect guy but now i know that he's got a massive cock yeah i it was acceptable when he was like he wasn't really in good movies he was in like fantastic four yeah yeah yeah now he's in like knives out he's in fucking snow piercer he's in he's in some really great uh marvel shit some of the best marvel shit yeah and he went from being one of my least favourite one of my favourites. Yeah,

yeah. In one sequel, he managed that. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, he just pisses me off because,

like, I, leave some for the rest of us, man, you know? I know. It's BS, to be honest.

I will protest his large cockness. Really? No, his cock is clearly massive. I know, because it's angle.

No, but it's a width thing as well. You've got a bit of a chode going on. I know, it's a terrible picture of his cock. Yes.

Like, it's a terribly taken photo. He clearly... Christ. Yeah, it's not a great photo. Who do you think he sent it to? Well, what he was doing with it? What do you think he was up to... Maybe to get the role of Captain America, he had to...

I don't know. Harvey wanted a pick. This is Hollywood we're talking about, yeah. Yeah, exactly. He probably had to get naked for those fantastic four movies. He was quite sexualized in those films, wasn't it? Yeah. He was the hot one.

Yeah. Yeah, not Michael Chickcliff as the Rock or whatever. in other news all I'm saying is it can accidentally be done what do you mean accidentally make your will you look big no isn't you can't

accidentally upload yeah not Snapchat Instagram story yeah it can easily be done have you done it no almost because when you just scroll on you a bit your hand touches and you click an image

further down and it's just like but you have to like confirm it though then yeah yeah yeah no but that's what i mean about how he did it it doesn't seem it was a video i think and it was like it right at the end of the video much like the dothmore one where it was like a slagher one's funnier to me um it's more um it seems to have decimated his life a bit more you know what that makes it funnier does it a little bit then you feel sorry for him they in that regard yeah like because i i don't feel sorry for chris evans i mean i do in a sense but now that all that's changed is that a guy that everyone who's cock we assumed was big

we now just know his cock is big so he can be even more smug about it yeah yeah i mean that's it and like reading all the shit on twitter sort of piss me off what do you mean I just don't go on Twitter what was the response I was reading just before we started this um he actually did an interview recent like since posting his cock yeah um where he was like yeah

oops um but all these people like rushed to his defense on Twitter the stands which is fine like cool he did this thing by accident and he shouldn't be demonized for it but a lot of people sort of rightfully so when this happens to a woman

yeah like the flapping fucking yeah yeah with Jennifer Lawrence and all that yeah all these people just fucking hurling horrible shit around yeah but Jennifer Lawrence wasn't Captain America though she was only fucking mystique boring and a cat

or whatever that catness Ebidine yeah yeah but in other news Swindon's been on the brain recently. Um, our favorite town.

We've been there a couple of times in the last week, Jim and I, because Jim was doing his, uh, driving theory test. He was indeed yet.

Um, we had to go twice in the same week because you were just off that first time, but you got it the other time. Yeah,

I did get it. Literally the worst. Thank Christ. The worst exam you ever do is your theory test. Especially when you hear about like, yeah, it's terrible.

When you hear about it every time. Yeah, it costs money. every time but when you hear about like when your parents describe what yeah theory test was like and they didn't even have theory tests yeah but their equivalent was just the driving instructor when they're in the car just asked them like five questions off the top of their head of yeah but don't we get that anyway yeah in our driving test yeah we have that as a thing in the

driving test as well yeah yeah it's just objectively harder now it's objectively a scam is what it is yeah yeah without a doubt because who do you know has passed it first time. I know one person that did. I don't know any. But there was someone who's like really good at academia and... Yeah, I mean... Tests and stuff like that.

But so the minimum you have to pay is like 20 something quid. Yeah. 23 pounds or something. I paid like 35 every time or something. Yeah, yeah, no, that's that's another fucking scam part of it because, uh, you have to specifically go to the government website and if you don't you can book a theory test

in the same test centre through a different website that it recommends first on Google there's no just scams that cost more that costs more 10, 20 quid more I paid about 40 something pounds for my first one I think that's what I paid every time

yeah and it's complete bullshit that that's even legal like this is this is something you have to do to pass to to get onto the road something by the way which does not aid your driving oh no no like i've yeah it's ridiculous you just forget every stupid fucking question yeah and the fact that um when you fail there's no breakdown you don't learn from your mistakes because you you don't know which ones you got wrong and which ones you got right yeah they

just break it down into vague categories yeah so then in your head every answer you gave is like oh that I could have been right or could have been wrong yeah yeah and that way it's designed if anything it makes you worse they're driving it makes it blurry but what about the people that like are very good at like physical activities the act of driving a car they're very good at that but they can't perform in tests or like read very well and shit like that yeah and fucks them lately and the um the hazard perception actually understanding what it wants from you is the test not not actually perceiving hazards yeah the CG cows walking across the yeah they're scary and everything in the one I

passed I had um some I had two sets of CG animals walking across the screen and what animals were I had swans CG swans how do they look they looked fucking awful like worse than the cows they look terrible they look like worse than like pre-vis stuff that they use in like movies yeah like the first run through and it was super aggravating because like the cow one is over kind of quickly but the swan one it like walks in front of the car really slowly stops turns and looks at like you and then like 20 seconds later yeah what's up guys and then 20 seconds later it continues so so surely i would i would have clicked the fucking button when you would have seen them on the side of the road,

because obviously they're going to walk out. But I wouldn't get the grade because I did it too early. Yeah, no, that's another thing because, like... So dumb, it really is. Like, with the cow one, there's a sign on the road, like, warning you that there may be cows crossing the road. Yes, yes, I had that one. Does it want you to click when you see the sign,

or when you first see the cows? Because the sign means, like, it's a hazard in this area. Yeah, it has a perception, you're aware of your surroundings. Yeah, and also, another problem with the hazard perception test, I had one where it was like in a car park. And in real life, when you're driving a car, you know when you're going to turn, like, on a T-junction, because you're the one turning the car. Yeah. When you're watching this fucking pretend car drive from first-person view with no, like, there's no steering. Yeah, yeah, no, it's really bizarre.

Suddenly the car just fucking veers off to the side and you have no idea what's around the corner. In real life, you're watching the whole time. You're looking round the corner before you're around the corner. You're looking in your mirrors? Yeah, it's such a bad test. It does not represent driving whatsoever. It's so bad. Do you think there'll be a point where the driving theory will be like you putting a VR headset on and then like driving a virtual car?

Yeah, I think I think it's possible that like the entirety. of learning to drive would be that. Like, that's how people learn to fly planes and shit, isn't it? Yeah, simulose. Similar, similar, sims. It makes more sense than that theory test, though. All day after do it, it's terrible. If they said to every driver on the road,

like, in the older age groups, you've got to do a theory test. Most of them would lose their licenses instantly. Yeah. Nobody knows how to drive. Nobody knows how to drive. No, it's actually insane. It's the scariest part of driving.

The act of driving is easy. being on the road's easy the placement and everything and it's fuck it's piss but the thing that makes it hard is the other fucking dickheads on the road everyone oh my god do my fucking twats just oh yeah like we were in a local town called chippenham just driving home one i think it was on my birthday yes and i was like just going around a roundabout and this dickhead just like purposefully he was trying to cut you up he cut in front of me and then put on the brakes like on purpose i don't know what he was trying to do cause a crash to get insurance money, I'm not sure. No, but if, actually, yeah, because if you go into the back of someone legally...

It's your fault. Yeah, even if they do that. But if you had a dash cam, I guess, you could counter that. Yeah, because, no, if that's the roundabout I'm thinking of, to even go in front of someone, that's breaking the law, to switch lane. Right, yeah.

And, like, you're not meant to switch lane in the middle of a roundabout. No. Of that, specifically that roundabout. Yeah, I don't. I don't know if it's just a UK thing. Other Jarlings will have to, like, leave a comment and say what they're, like, driving theory and all this is like, because we have family in New Zealand, and I've, like, talked to them about what their process is like, and it's, like, completely different. This actually sounds more stringent than here.

Really? Yeah, like, you have to do more tests and things like that. They have some, um, interesting rules, though. In New Zealand? Yeah, I know specifically about, um, T-junctions. Really? What do you mean? Um, so if, if you're turning from like the other side of the road on a T-junction, right?

So you're on the main road and you want to turn it off into a side road. Yeah. The person on the other side of the road gets priority. So the opposite to here. So that, um, like to stop congestion. Because you can be sat there at a T-junction for ages with nobody letting you through. Yeah, true. So the law is that they have to be let through.

like they get the right way that kind of makes sense to be honest yeah yeah yeah I don't really have a problem with that like it it doesn't it's not um I don't know what you call it like it doesn't feel right but it is right yeah yeah yeah it's just fucked

the way our laws are and the way everything works here and the way people are especially just the way they do with etiquette it's just fucked England's not a nice place to drive it's shit no no no because um the other night Jim was around here and I said to you let's just go on Google Maps and just jump

to a random part of America and just see how long you can drive in a straight line and I was just clicking in a straight line like on a road and it just was fucking never ending you can just drive in a fucking straight it's the most simple, clean, easy design where everything here is this ancient fuck, just like horse and carriage like roads

no that's not good the way the Americans do it is fucking stupid because you'll go straight someone will go straight and they'll do 130 and they'll just go straight through fucking traffic and that constantly happens and people get killed by it constantly

see if you days of day if this girl was just trying doing 130 and 30 boom killed three people because they don't give a fuck nobody cares they just yeah it's different problems because we've got these like

tiny little roads and the way like we always joke about Swindon and I think you said last episode that it's just like loads of small settlements that have just become this huge town so all the roads are just a fucking nightmare because it's just not designed to have the quantity of vehicles that are going through it so it's this absolute nightmare one-way system i don't think any of england it is was ever designed for vehicles there's like one or two cities aren't there that are like modern enough to is a oh no you'd fucking love you'd fucking love you'd fucking love you'd fucking love you'd fucking love you'd fucking yeah it's just so weird indeed nice yeah it's all blocks you just try straight yeah fucking no but generally the country boat here are incredible for driving yeah it's just yeah they're indeed nice yeah there's some yeah there's some yeah there's some yeah there's some yeah

some lovely scenery and I like all the old quirky buildings and shit like that and imagining the horse and carts going down because it just looks exactly like that but with a road paved over it but when the practicality of it comes in it can be a bit of a pisser oh in our town specifically

because every fucking week they're closing a major road and have to have like a fucking half hour diversion just to get through a fucking town yeah because it's been awful it's more than every week it's every day it's terrible every day there is something in our town There is some road works.

Roadworks, yeah. It's been like that for literally... I don't think I've ever driven Swindon without... Coming across some kind of roadwork. Yeah, and we'll... There are roadworks. No matter where you go, there are roadworks. Yeah, it's just a piss-tick.

And even after, like, you'll drive through a road that's had roadworks on it for the past six weeks, and it will be just as shit. It'll be fucking criss. Yeah, yeah. If anything, it's worse. The fucked thing in this country is just the council and shit,

they do things cheaply. So they'll do, they'll repair something. Close the fucking road for a week, repair it. Within a year, it's fucked again because they did it as cheaply as possible. Yeah. They just don't know of fucking... No, but they'll say this road will be closed for two weeks. It won't be.

Six weeks later, it might be open. No, but this is the fucked thing. I was going to, like, fuck place near London. Then, but before I went, it's just like, oh, if you want to go to this town, on the other side of this town, it's closed. So on my way back, I had to go through that town. Signs were all up. On the other outside of our town, that word wasn't fucking closed. The signs are still up.

It's not fucking closed. Pistate a minute. Fucking council. Fuck the council. But while Jim was doing his theory test, I had a bit of time to kill when Swind did. I had about an hour to wait for Jim to do his test. So I was just, you know, walking around. central Swindon

which is just so depressing The Brunel Centre Yeah the Brunel It's fuck It's shit Of course you know The coronavirus has just fucked it So like

I'd say Like Maybe 40% of the shops Are just like closed Or closing down It's more like 6070 Really is that much It's not it's not Corona either

It's been like this since last year Well surely Corona would have been the nail of the coffin It is but there's This is the realistic truth shops are dying that who goes to shops well people have been saying this for years about how high streets and shops

like have been fucking dying because of Amazon and eBay and all this but try hate yeah it's lame it's sad it makes the it makes the town feel pointless and it's just going to be more houses yeah everywhere is just going to be houses houses and huge Amazon

ware houses for every like square kilometer there'll be one Amazon warehouse and all the drones all to every house and that's the future you just go out to pick up your Amazon order or get shopping

no no it just gets droned in through your window or yeah we'll like redesign houses so there's like a drone helipad yeah yeah or even do you remember episodes and episodes ago

I talked about that like underground like postal service where they just fucking shoot underground it would just be like one of those directly to your door fong

they fucking drop it flesh like the hatch there it's just boom on the floor yeah fuck off again yeah drones and tubes just that all over the place though it's good because they've developed

like these weapons now these just microwave waves that they're just designed to shoot drones down it's just stick one and then my house and see everyone's fucking drones being fucking gunned down take all the packages but yeah um

so I was walking around Swindon it was quite strange to be honest I was wearing my mask I'm a bit concerned about Swindon um you know you know some of the people are there um there was like a protest that was going on when I was there like snagged a little video of I couldn't really tell what they were protesting um I was a bit I was a bit

confused but after that um after I walked past the protest I kind of stumbled into this old man who was holding out this piece of paper to me and just you know I walked up to him I embraced him um and took the piece of it yeah I just start kissing him But no, he handed me this piece of paper, and then it began James. He was born again Christian, this fella, and he started having a chat with me about how the rapture's come in and all this. I'm not bringing this up to, like, make fun of religious people or anything like that, just as one gentleman and what he was up to. with this, I guess he hangs around their weekends in Swendon. I think it was a Saturday.

So he was chilling in the square, hands me this paper. And then he's like, are you religious? And I said, I was raised Catholic because that's what my dad always says. And he's like, he's just not very religious. So I find that funny that he says that. So I said it, which he, this guy seemed to quite like, because he used to be Catholic as well until he became a born again. but he was like

he had this prepared speech where he was going through all his points about how men are inherently evil and he said he asked me have you ever looked at a woman and felt lust and I said oh yeah and then he was like well you sin then

did you actually say well yeah what yes because I was like I wish I could have been there It was bizarre, no, because I find it really hard to end conversations sometimes.

I just get trapped. Yeah, yeah. And like, you were calling me because you finish your test while I was still, I was with this guy for like 15, 20 minutes probably. Just listening to him go on. Really? Yeah.

And you were like calling me my phone by praying and like I was I just wanted to just get what I could out of this guy, but yeah, he was using the Corona situation to try and fear monger me into becoming a born again christian saying because i was wearing a mask the next morning i was going to wake up with a microchip embedded in my forehead or something along this or i definitely

burnt my fucking mask or or something like this which is like the brandishing of the devil or some shit like that unless you like repent um and acknowledge that you're like inherently evil and stuff like this um but yes it's just you know when you lust over women those big titty you just you're those yeah those quantum milkers just can't get enough it was uh it was quite a weird experience though because he was he was he was an older gentleman he must have been 70 80 um wearing this really elaborate almost like Indian or like Middle Eastern like top but then wearing these like really traditional like UK 80 year old like Chino and like brown shoes it was a it was bloody weird and um yeah yeah he went through his points

and everything he gave me this bit of paper with all of his like points of why i'm evil and why like everyone he yeah he said look around you all these fellow swindiners all i see are zombies i see the walking dead among us this is this is nothing this is just the start of the rapture any you haven't seen anything yet in the coming weeks like it's done but I my tactic for these people is to just like agree with them so I can just hear what they say and what they yeah yeah their script and everything yeah for sure um so I heard it all and like it was pretty frightening like there's just the the level of delusion no it's it's it's interesting how similar an ex that that's a pretty extreme very religious stance to have yeah yeah but how similar that is to conspiracy theorists right yeah Like with the whole chip in your head thing. Because I obviously had an interaction with a full-on conspiracy theorist. Yes.

I don't know if we ever talked about it on here. Yeah, the straw man. Yeah, the whole straw man thing. But it's just the way these people get suckered in because they're vulnerable at the time. They sort of... Yeah, it's fear of... It's all this shit that's designed to reel in people that are already at their lowest. Yeah.

And it's sick to me. You're accepted into a group. And then it's like culty. It's very weird. Yeah, the saddest part is, is that he would have been a case where he was someone that was vulnerable and... Probably, yeah. ...needed, like, some sort of... Yeah, but I ended the conversation by saying, thank you for enlightening me.

Yeah, they've walked off. No, because when I'd passed my test and me and Alex met up, um, Alex said, um, Alex said, who wants to reveal their news first so i showed him my result and then he was like well this is the new me and it was this fucking born-again christian leaflet yeah no and the final bit on this before we end this segment um he wasn't wearing a mask obviously because it would put a chip in his head or whatever yeah but um he kept going like and shit like that so every time he's doing that's like taking a step back, like further and further away from it. Oh my god.

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about the Eternals a race of immortal beings who live on earth and shaped its history and civilizations then I suppose the Episodic movie doesn't seem too far so that got me thinking if Pissadik was a Marvel superhero what would his superpowers be

also what would be the name of Pissadix's arch nemesis I think the the like intrigue of Pissadick would be like who is he a bit of a like Jack Jack from Incredibles where it's like you don't really know what he's capable of yeah but also you don't even know

like who he is there's there's a number of characters that could be but you don't know which one it is and then maybe there's like some sort of reveal at the end it's like the usual suspects of this day

yeah what would his arch nemesis be um dickapace that was my first thought that's not that's not original enough yeah it needs to be fresh you know it needs to be a villain

that we've not seen before um what about like a really smart penguin shitter ass Deadly Sky says recently Joe Rogan offered to host and moderate a four-hour debate with Donald Trump and Joe Biden Would Joe be willing to extend a similar offer Or perhaps host a vice president debate between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence

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fully steal the Keemstar's idea what a fucking idiot that is do you know I've noticed the fact that how Doge has been

reinvented so much Doge yeah yeah those oh it's come back as it No it's been back ages

It's Keems oh Keems Keems Keems. Keems. Yeah, Keem's the meme. Keemster?

No, Keem's. No, Keems. Yeah, that's the part of the Doge meme now, it's Keems. Keems, Doge, it's... I just don't really understand what's going on anymore. I've already seen it every day is Keem's memes. What are you saying? Keems. Keemstar?

No, C-H-E-E-M-S. Keems. What does that mean? It's just the dog. It's just the meme dog. We've all seen Keem's memes memes. Kim's meme Yeah

Oh that fucking asshole Right okay yeah I don't understand how that Is that what's the What's the like name for that phenomena Where you know a meme but you don't know what it's called Like you see it regularly and you're like Oh yeah that one

But you don't actually know what it's fucking called It's meme chat Yeah it's called meme chat People on Face asks Has have any of you guys ever tried out a new look Only to have it turn out completely terrible Yeah I tried this thing

A beard once Turned out terrible Nah that's That's the opposite Um I have this vivid memory Of like I have these flip flops

Oh fuck Wait Whatever you've just remembered You can do that in a second Let me do this one No I have this vivid memory of I like wearing these blue flipflops

Like all the time Because I have this weird thing about like walking on the bottom floor where the dogs are and like yeah fair enough paisley's going through heat at the moment so there's just like blood everywhere and just don't really want to be walking on it it's like a murder scene down yeah yeah but um i remember i was like i think i saw reuben wearing like some nice kind of high white socks and i was like oh that's a good idea but i didn't have any white socks i did have my argar socks though so i whipped them on pulled them right up

put on my flip flops went downstairs and Rupin just looked at me and I could just tell from the look there's nothing there's nothing like a fashion judgment from Reuben oh yeah it strikes you just know the fucking second his eyes meet yours

yeah if there's anything wrong you're gonna know about all right I'll change tomorrow he literally said he said like you can just borrow some of my white socks if you want that is funny yeah James what did you yeah please do tell

is this a you style no Jim you know what I'm on about in school when I got the really long hair and it was straightened and it was like down to the hair you had straight and long hair I had it for a few days so it's like oh fuck

this is not look 8 to 9 really I don't remember this at all So I would have seen that then It happened I guess I've like blocked it from my memory Yeah it was that bad

It was that bad And the thing is I went to a wedding with that hair Holy shit Did you look like Keani Yeah I looked fucking terrible Like I've tried to find an image Just to like

To find a cursed image But I can't find any This is a wedding photo Yeah I've got no memory of that That did not last long Because I don't suit long hair I just work of short hair It was the cringiest moment in my life

I remember it Straighten her Did you straighten your own hair No my sister did it for me Did she think it was like Looked alright My old family did Which is like the worst thing

It's just like none of it I wish you could find a picture Yeah I actually like I can't imagine it Yeah I can't remember it It happened it was real I believe you I will try

Because like When we were in year 8-9 That was the look Everyone just had long straight hair Yeah No do you know I was remember I was striving to chipping him the other day And I saw that like

Justin Bieber haircut from 2011 You know the one where everyone was always going like this Yeah No have you seen Justin Bieber has that hair again Yeah Oh like he has long straight hair But there's that certain like look Do you know what I mean

Where it's like swept over and it like always goes in your eyes so you've always got to readjust it yeah but that was like just huge in 2010 2011 and like every boy in school had the same hair it was like it was like it was like it was like Lego figures like everyone just putting on the same piece you know well I mean it's the same thing now what's the hair what's the hairstyle now

I the closest thing is is just really short short on the side bit on the top But that, I'd say that's not going to look bad in a few years. That is just, like, such a neat haircut. But everyone thinks that at the time? You don't really know in the time until it's gone. Yeah, until it's lame, because, like, everyone thought mullets were cool.

But that's less extreme. It's just, because the way my hair is, I have to have it cut short on there because I've just got multiple, like, hair knots. So I have to have to cut short line. It's not conceptually that different to a mullet. A mullet is the same But you just shave the The sides and not the back

Right It does look worse though Yeah it looks terrible But is that just because We're not in the time when it is considered cool With mullets specifically no I think I think mullets are the worst

Yeah And there was this I remember there was this This fella called Calvin who was in my ear And he always said that I had a mullet When I was like you physically can no but i was i i constantly was say to him i don't have a mull a mullet calvin because i i had long curly hair yeah it was more like a jufro if anything it wasn't like a

fucking mullet but he kept calling it a mullet i do that's just like not understanding yeah no it i had a i had a fun relationship calvin um just saying mullet was funny yeah and he was like a real towny type with the like wheelchair accent and stuff and you know yeah i don't know i don't think it was the brightest but unless Calvin wants to come on yeah Calvin come on the curse we bet you he'd have a mullet yeah he's he's rocking a mullet now well our girls showed it's got one for us hello jar i've been watching the cast for almost a year now and i've gone back to watch every episode at least twice and watch the new cast the day they are released at this point jar has become my favorite channel on youtube have any of you ever become as

enthralled with a YouTube channel or piece of media as I seem to be with Jha game on first of all thank you yep yeah that's awesome to say big we appreciate it so so much but the answer is yes I relate to that because it's the way I consume content

like I find a new channel then I'm like oh this is awesome then I'd literally go through every video yeah like I keep talking about Jim Can't Swim watched all their videos, sucked to their Patreon so I could go to all their exclusive really no I'm that into it yeah No, I do it to the point where I watch like every video and then I get pissed off that there aren't more. Yeah.

And then sort of develop this like, I don't want to say hatred, but... A resentment. An unfair resentment. Yeah. But I jump on and then fall off YouTube channels so quick. Right, yeah. It's not like a good way to consume media. But also just the chaos of living...

you know I agree I just I don't really find new YouTube channels anymore I just have the ones how much YouTube do you are you watching nowadays James anyway I watch a good amount do you yes do you use your subscription tab or do you just use the home algorithm no I use well no because your home your home your homes when you get a new video if you go on it's going to be on your home screen so you don't actually need the subscription so it'll just be on your home screen so that's how I watch all my videos but it's just like I have the There's a channel I'd love, and then there's a new video I normally just go back and watch his old videos again. Yeah, yeah. Because he does not blow constantly, because he's, you know, he's got like a natural, like a, he's got other things. That's my favorite kind of channel to, like, honestly, my favorite channel on YouTube is probably Joseph Anderson. Really? Yeah. I've, I'm, I'm, there's only a tiny amount of his videos that I haven't watched, but, um.

I really watched his. blood-borne video yeah yeah I did recently as well but I've when it's a game that doesn't relate to me at all then I'll just miss it yeah but when when there's even a little bit to get out of it

I've seen those videos multiple times and they're each like hour two hour long videos they're very long but they're just yeah they're entertaining and so like concise it never feels like it wastes your time and also

I like the softness of his character as well yeah yeah for sure the one thing the biggest turn off for YouTube channel is uploading

to regularly because I actually agree I like no way I like it's like Ray um Lucas Rosavik

yeah like he might upload what video once every like month but I always watch it because I there's like a you can go back

you know work's gone in yeah it's the same thing with Joseph Anderson it's like he's been sort of notorious

recently for his Witcher videos he'll say it's out in a week and then it's a month later and then he's like it's out in two weeks and then a month later it actually comes out but I just find with basically all media

it's so much better when they give you an amount and you're left wanting more instead of being given so much where you only consume a bit yeah no I often if I like get into a channel

that uploads daily that's the ones I'll burn out or quickest yeah they just fill up your feed and it's like there's only so much difference between the videos

at that point and unless you're like just totally standing however the fuck it is and you're just obsessed with them I just I just think when it's like a like a 10 minute video you just burn through them

so you can watch so many of them in like two hours that you just you get bored so much quicker but you know one Anderson video it's like what three hours that you have to get time to watch all of it and then you don't want to consume more because you've just like had a journey

like had a full experience of it but you know but the weird thing is I need to consider that with my channel moving with the car channel I can't be spamming videos because it's going to be that same thing do you think it would even be possible to spam videos though

no there's quite a lot of work to upload it every day um and it makes a lot of YouTubers have like just breakdowns yeah they're like big bloggers and vloggers sorry not bloggers it's a bit out there vloggers you know that I think it's now more than ever

it's just like it's coming out that actually doing that is so bad like a lot of people just like nah don't don't don't even do it like seen Anna just come back and said like yeah you couldn't do it anymore so you just fucking left YouTube I think I think a lot of YouTubers are like quite addicted to the the game yeah yeah the like feedback of it for sure yeah i know at first hand like very addictive but like just those numbers people they forget that they're like a human and not a machine making videos you

sort of have to have that self-respect yeah yeah there are there are those type of people that like they're only engaged and happy when they're just like working or making something so some people it works out where they just uploading every day and it works for that or whatever and they're just working all their life but A underscore username 1917 role play is the cast

but it's the 1,000th episode special so it's in the year 2037 What is that really what it's going to be? 2037 yeah well I Dude think about it we're only on episode 200 We gotta start cranking out these daily videos Yeah a jar cast a day

Would you Can you imagine doing that like a jar cast a day for a month Oh my God. That's 30 episodes. That's nothing, though. Really, that's 30 episodes. The amount of work, that would be, fucking hell. You'd run out of shit to talk about after, like, three episodes.

Yeah, we'd kill each other. That's it. Alex, you will be going out of that window. As easy as it seems to do a podcast. It's not. Just, like, not that it's the fucking most difficult thing on the planet. But just, like. You got to.

It's like a skill you've got to learn. Yeah, it's a skill you've got to learn. And then having to do that every day. I mean, even sometimes a weak gap can be difficult. Yeah. Like finding enough stuff to make a satisfying, like... I feel like we used to struggle with it more earlier. Yeah, for sure.

For sure. Because I take way more vigorous notes now, so there's just... I've always got some stuff in the back end. But some of those early episodes, it was just like... It's why they were so... like just bizarre because yeah i was i i i knew what the episode was going to be an hour long and it was like let's just bullshit for an hour then and yeah you get some like really funny things from that but also get some fucking yeah like just shite Alex

Alex yeah but yeah role play 2037 so well introduce us on afternoon morning or night you're sure we get well with the way the world's going we actually ever going to get to that episode down

what if yeah what if we're like um good afternoon morning evening or night if we're just if anybody is out there please that's fun this is episode 1,000 of the jarcast if you hear this please go to as far as we're aware that we're the only

people still alive on the planet the world has been lost to nuclear war every day 7 p.m. we meet at the magic roundabout. If you're alive, meet us there. Join our squad. Drug-sniffing dog says, What's Good Boys?

Y'all talked about album covers in the last cast. Does your opinion on their importance apply to movie posters as well? Or to a lesser extent, since movie posters are mainly for marketing purposes, as well as the fact that it's not only visual elements as opposed to most music, God bless. yeah way lesser movie posters don't really matter to me at all really yeah yeah because i i feel like a lot of movie posters are really bad yeah but i mean i think when it comes to like scrolling through

netflix there is an art form to making an attractive movie tvs in particular is pretty good at those thumbnails though yeah yeah other sites and the way when your mouse goes over it it shows like a clip of the movie anyway after half second no the actual posters though yeah i don't think they matter the thing is because the ones that you tend to see most are just as this question says just for advertising purposes you know yeah yeah a million actors on it and they don't want to be artsy and weird with it and cool with it because you know yeah they're just trying to get people into the theater doesn't have like sam jackson on it or something you know scarlet jehanson but i i guess for me like music is a bit more personal a film's a big production

of like it can well it doesn't have to be a big production but you know it tends to be more people involved than yeah that is totally something because to me music is definitely not just more personal and the like it affects me more

but it's like a voice from a an individual or a band of four people right yeah people yeah yeah because you just don't need a crew as large as you do for that of making a movie and i think that it's kind of sad that um like because obviously a lot of people it it does take manpower to create an album like these

yeah yeah it's not easy by any means it's not a lot of work and i i feel like uh uh like a producer on an album gets way less of the spotlight than a like um no the only person in any type of in music who gets any attention or money is the person who sings or yeah like like on a on a taylor swift album who knows who produced it yeah produces song writers doesn't matter they they're dog shit producers are all over movies though yeah yeah all over movie but i mean not even just producers but the the writer the director the cast writers don't get much credit to be fine you know like hollyman do you know that I feel like that, I guess I'm thinking of like writer-directors.

Yeah, like if you're Christopher Nolan, you're going to be right, and you've got a name that you put on the poster, but. But, I mean, even like, I can't think of the word. The guy that does, like, the shots makes a cinematographer. Oh, yeah. I feel like they're shouted out more than, like, the background people in music. Yeah, if they're particularly good, normally, yeah. But it's insulting that producers don't get.

attention but fucking DJ Khalid for doing fucking nothing because this like the fucking superstar he is, just fuck off I was looking at like the Spotify most like top 100 or whatever I saw that he's in there I'm not so he's a DJers are you just

I don't know what he is does he make music I'm not really sure I think he's just a rich person yeah and that's basically it I'm sure the DJ Cald fans he doesn't produce I'm pretty sure he's not producer he's not actually doing anything in the background I'm pretty sure Because the only reason I really know him is because didn't H3 like make fun of him? Yeah, it's like a bit of a meme.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. I don't know. But it also gets me really confused because there's DJ Khalid, but there's also the really famous. Yeah, there's Khaled. Caled? Yeah, that's so confusing to me.

The biggest producer that I know of is Feral. Ferell, literally, he will be included in the actual song. It's Feet, Ferell, whatever. Yeah. And literally any good rap song made in Last Like Fucking. three years is done by Pharrell because he's incredible just a fucking animal beast love him

that's me I'm Pharrell oh fuck I love you man okay let's do a couple more I don't know if this has just been a long one or if Jim adjusting the camera took time or it took like an hour

I suppose we do leave it recording when we have breaks and things soon UNVivo says Will you guys be getting the PS5 or new Xbox None of them. Fuck consoles, mate. Buy PC. That's bullshit. You're getting a PS5.

Speaking of, the PS5 price might be out now. Oh yes, it's happening as we're recording. Yeah, see if it's out while I have a think. Oh, I'll probably wind up getting both. So PlayStation 5 will officially cost $4.99 and the digital edition will run

$3.99. So the PS5 without a pointless fucking disc thing. It's 400 quid But What if you want to play 4K Blu-ray's doll? Who gives a fuck?

By the more expensive one So what we've saying that Is Sony With that They've beaten Microsoft Because the The digital Xbox Isn't actually an Xbox

Yes, it's like worse Yeah It's significantly worse I'm pretty sure Well it's not doing 4K To me I'm pretty sure It's pretty bad

It's not pretty bad A hundred pound less than the PlayStation 5 of No Distray. Why would you even buy it? Because it's really affordable. But, no, but it's like... A hundred pounds makes a difference. It does, but then... And you can get it for like 20 quid a month on that deal thing.

Yeah, 25 pounds a month with Game Pass. But then, if you actually want games to play, Sony have them all? Well, no, have you seen Game Pass has like EA access in it? No? Yeah. They've like combined. GamePass has just absorbed EA access, so like... The whole appeal of Xbox is the GamePass thing at this point.

Yeah, and I think they shouldn't have even done a console, to be honest. No. They should have just... Oh, a GamePass app on PS5, that would have been weird. Yeah, if they could have just pushed Game Pass on as much shit as they could, be a Nintendo, whatever. There needs to be a rival, though. You can't... Yeah, it's just PlayStation and Nintendo.

But I think Sony are getting so far out. head. No, but they're fighting on different fronts. Like the, like, the Xbox one, as like shit as it has been, it's still sold, you know? It's like a profitable machine. They've made a lot of money of the software and the hardware. And they've made loads of money from GamePass.

Because it's genius. GamePass is an amazing service. I have a problem with it, though. It costs one pound on PC. It now costs 15. The app is still fucking unusable. 14 pounds. It's a bit better now.

the update actually even I'm saying and I was the number one I hate to I used it recently couldn't go on a single game because it how recently this week if I go on a game whole app crashed instantly had to re-open out to like go to a game you don't have that setting ticked where when you boot a game it just closes the app down to the train I tried to click a game but the program would freeze and then crash so I couldn't even go to the games same issues it's just been fine for me. Yeah, I mean ever since the latest update, mine's been really good. I'll have a look but the price, if they were charging 15 pound of the game pass of that app previously, biggest fucking

rip-off ever, because that it was unusable. But yeah, it's just I have PC, I have a PC and I have GamePass, so I'm going to play Xbox games on PC. One of the big things for me is that

I probably will wind up getting both, but I think the PS5 is like repulsive and the Xbox is a lot more reasonable in terms of just like hiding it and just putting it on it. Both Xboxes look way better than both PS5s just fucking huge. It's bigger than that stupid Xbox one original thing which look like absolute shite as well. But also it's like how do you put that in a corner? I'm looking at an image of it right now. Also on top of that the controller still sucks dig. Oh right.

Yeah. The controller looks terrible. and they they didn't fix that problem with the goddamn PS4 controller where the trigger has no like trigger guard Yeah, that's said though Because the main thing that pisses me off about this

Is that I've Recently I've been playing Bloodbourne on the PS4 And if you just move the PS4 controller In the wrong way You're going to clip the trigger And waste a finite resource in the video game Fuck you, your controller's Sadly designed, just copy Xbox.

Like, the default, where your left thumb goes, the default position shouldn't be on the D-pad. It should be on the thumbstick because this is the fucking one millionth generation of consoles. Video games use thumbsticks for 3D movement now, not D-pads. Yeah. Get with it. Jesus Christ. I think it's just a stubbornness thing. It's like a...

Yeah, it is. It's because... It's their brand. They'd probably have to pay Microsoft. And the reason... The reason their D-pad is so bad is because they'd have to pay Nintendo for a good D-Pad.

Is... Is... I don't personally see any competition because of just a game pass. In terms of hardware, I think Sony absolutely destroys in terms of, like, accessibility.

Microsoft slides. I think the marketing thing with the names is a real fuck-up for Microsoft. Yeah. Yeah, no, just really. I don't even know what this new console is called. The Xbox, I read a headline, the Xbox series

S does not um No, I know the exact thing you're talking about. The Xbox series S does not like perform at the same level as the Xbox series X. It performs at the level of the Xbox one X. No, the Xbox

The Xbox It's actually ridiculous. How the fuck did they? I don't know how to get it. Xbox 720 would have been so much better. 180. But just fuck me.

Just call it Xbox. Just say it's the Xbox. Yeah, and that's where GamePass works. Like, how can you fuck that up? You don't need a sequel. Xbox GamePass. Subscription services, they are the future.

Yeah, especially when we're not even going to need hardware and we're just playing video games on the highest settings on our phones. using 12G Let's end on this one from Caesar the Watt Hello Jarre

As a Florida man I love tuning in every week to hear banter That's so similar to my friends down in Miami For that I applaud you for making my night shifts A little bit brighter What are your favourite Florida man incidents My personal favourite is the Miami zombie attack That happened back in 2012

This was going to be my answer Because before I even got to him referencing it I was remembering it Pretty epic if you ask me. Yeah. So that Miami zombie attack, from memory, if it's the one I'm thinking of, I think it was a guy high out of his mind on bath salts. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Who, like, ate someone's face or something or, like, malled someone. Yeah, lots of crazy stuff going on down there. In Florida. Florida man. Haven't we been there? No. I thought we went to Disneyland, Florida. No, we went to Disneyland, L.A.

we've been to California we've been to the the like sunshine fucking palm tree oh yeah I remember the palm trees actually yeah yeah not Florida

you always make that mistake um Florida is there is Disneyland Florida like not good or something is it not I'm sure it's great like Florida's a loads of people go there for holidays and stuff

or vacations but I just associate Florida with like alligators. Yeah, Florida. In my head, when I think of Florida, I think of the bayou and red that... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Swamp plant.

Mm-hmm. So it's never really attracted me that much. But the thing is, there's so many Florida Man incidents. There's so many. It's... It's insane. There's so many. Because I guess people just click it when they see Florida Man.

Yeah, latest Florida crazy. event. Yeah. I like the ones to do with animals. I think they're the funniest. I've got one here.

It's just Florida man stills neighbor's peacock gets chased by angry birds. Yeah, there you go. Mine's the crocodile one. They just drives up to like a server,

like a burger king just puts a crocodile and just goes off. It's just all the crocodile ones because it's just like they're gators. Yeah. They just get baby gators

and they just do things with them for no reason. Yeah, that's the place that surely the of like flushing a gator down the toilet thing came from. Yeah, sure, you would have thought, right? Yeah.

How widespread a gator is in the US? No, it's fairly common in Florida, aren't they? Because like the... Oh, yeah. Like on that YouTube channel that I got onto after watching Dingo... Yeah, I was going to say that one. ...wildlife, who's a guy based in Florida

who he talks about how you, like, would go gator hunting or whatever. Not hunting, but, you know, Yeah, like wrangling. Yeah, gator wrangling. No, it's my favorite one. It isn't a Florida man thing, but it's just this article, and there's a video of it. It's a golf course in Florida, and there's just this, like, huge, huge gator, huge, like dinosaur size.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. It looks like the one from Redd there, too, yeah. Yeah. imagine just like going for a golf on a Sunday and you see a dinosaur just walking around I can't I can't with those things they're just so horrifying

yeah they are just dinosaurs they are yeah they're just plucked from a different time period and thrown into ours yeah yeah yeah it's insane should we go to Florida for a jar trip should we go gator wrangling in Florida how quickly we're It would just be, fuck.

Who would lose their hand first? What would James be like if he was born in Florida? Oh my God. Don't, don't. Dude, he'd be wild. There'd be so many articles on James. He would be Florida, man. He'd be the Florida man.

Yeah, it would be terrible. Like, the things I've done already just put me... Just replace the whole thing of me pushing you with in, in Florida. pushing me into a bayou yeah I'd be setting fire to myself just oh fuck

man this has been quite a long episode fellas yeah it has good job yeah aggie pound it aggie pound it yeah well thanks

for tuning in to this episode I think we're done for for now we'll be back next week on the next angry show show Thank you.