JAR Media Posdact - Issa Instinct ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" 00:00 Intro 09:51 Housekeeping 27:32 The Fake YouTuber 42:22 Mel on JRE 48:15 Mid Break 49:34 Question Section: Resolutions? 51:38 A Certain Anniversary 53:31 Brain-rot Language Taking Over 59:07 Lego Bye Bye, BYE BYE 1:01:02 Cannot Stop Laughing 1:02:12 Charlie is Banned 1:02:32 Metal/Hard Rock 1:11:11 Designing a Superhero 1:22:14 Cringe Accents #Brocast42

How do you stop being cringy? How do you actually, once it starts, how do you stop? Yeah. I can't stop. Because I, as I'm getting in order, like, want to be cringier. Hmm. Like, do you get that feeling, like, in your jaw? Cringe lock.

Is it, is it like, um, do they call it gurning? Gurning? When you're like, Kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is gurning. Do you get that when you're being cringy? Excitey? I, I cringe, gurn. I can't say I do get that.

It's like I'm tweaking on the cringe. Mm-hmm. It's a drug to me. Drug to me is the broadcast episode 42. I'm your host Alex joined by Jim. Or is it host Jim joined by Alex? with this hacker setup, I was just telling you I feel like a hacker. Should we find a coin to flip?

I don't know how to feel. Yeah, I should have a coin. Hello. Hello, coin. I've got, you could use the... Okay, the Canon. The Canon lens cap. It's got two different sides.

Hey Canon, who's the host? Canon side up, it's Alex. It's me. Is it Canon side up? It's Canon side down. Okay. That means your hosting. Well, that makes it easier for me.

No, I veto. Well, did I say hello? No. Did I say goodbye? I never say goodbye. I hate goodbyes. I much refer to just, if I can, just sneak out of a venue. A venue?

Yeah. Out of an agreement. That's my ideal. Like, oh, I will get through the highs if I have to. Like, hello? I can survive that just about. but then when you're in the middle of it the goodbye is difficult you best way is um bathroom windows like an escape yeah I need to do a poo everybody you say no that's

that's actually a real one like I'm just going to use the toilet and then you just leave yeah yeah yeah that's what I'm saying out the bathroom Monday oh but you don't actually have to climb them out the window it's for figurative bathroom Monday oh I see a metaphorical bathroom window, if you will. Big and sassy for my tiny brain. Yeah, I guess I have big thoughts. Why don't you tell me more about these big thoughts

you're having? Bathroom windows. Office windows. Hello? Hello? Before we get too deep into the show, need to shout out the patrons over the job media, Patreon, isn't that right?

Yes, that's... They got a few perks, a few prizes. Actually, no, we're not legally allowed to say prizes anymore after the last time. Oh, yeah. But what they do get is... Some champion... Some champion about it?

Tell them about their champion aesthetics that they can obtain. Legal also got on me about that. Really? Really? Yeah, yeah, it turns out... This is someone wanting to do a lot of things that we keep doing. Yeah, I guess they make the audio version of the show possible. They do. They do.

Unfiltered MP3 over on the Patreon, ad free. Once or twice, or not twice, actually, only ever once. On the first or second week of each month was what I meant to say. We read out the patron names if you're a debiterer above. We did that last episode. So get those names in for February, which is already closer than it is far away, and that's scary. um what is happening um j after hours on patreon as well has been a we don't have one for this week specifically but we've been we've been on fire lately we did the wrong trousers as good as they say

we did the vengeance most foul worse and grommet as good as they say but most recently we did a controversial robbie williams biopic better man is it as good as they say or maybe we should retitle it as bad as they say because uh yeah when we recorded it was fresh and it hadn't really reached the american markets yet um but there's like a whole thing how much everyone hates better man and yeah i mean the the people who hate it haven't seen it from what i understand so they're making fun of like the concept yeah how bad it looks how dare any culture make a movie and some of the things i've been saying is like seeing where americans go and like how dare those brits push on

their culture as if we want to see that what would we ever want to see from them it's like are they aware that like Freddie Mercury is British Elton John John yeah but they were fine with those yeah but they weren't CG monks apes

but I had my whole like ape equilibrium equilibrium ape equilibrium all out of whack because I figured that was just the be-all-end-all, like any idea could at least make money in Hollywood if... If ape.

If ape. C-G-Ape combined, smash-together money. I think it's always just been the state of ape. Like, it... But this challenge is the state of ape. It does, yeah, yeah. It's the first one that's really kind of gone against the algorithm. I thought was so dependable.

It's sad to see really. It's throwing all my axioms off now. Now I don't know what people want. If you don't want Robbie Williams as an ape, what do you want? Should he have been doing an American accent? I thought he was. Would that have made it success? What's a... what's an American pop star they could have chosen to give the ape treatment that would have...

...given them the step up. Um Hmm Who do they have? Oh Um Justin Timberlake Um

Is he He's not really cheeky enough That's kind of why it works With Robbie Williams He's got that cheek You kind of I don't know He just looks like a chimpanzee

He does He does normally look like a chimp anyway Um Which I wasn't sure if that was part of the reason Cheeky Chimp William. Yeah. He's kind of chimpish.

But... What did I say, William? He's... Oh no. Yeah. My God, I'm like shot today. Yeah, I'm all over the place as well. I'll be honest.

Like, I had a terrible night's sleep last night. I'm... Somebody kind of whacked out my mural, as it were. Um... I mean, Americans don't really do cheeky. I don't think it's not really their thing is it they're too they're too genuine in a bad that's what you think of yeah genuine in a bad way genuine in a bad way genuine yeah I am one genuine gentle man like Billy Elish

Billy Elish I'm not happy with you Billy I'm fucking pissed off with Billy I was just coming around because like Like, she's very popular. And for me to like anyone popular, it takes quite a bit for me. Because you're so renegade. Yeah, I'm kind of like renegade Shepard, like genocide, renegade Shepard. Okay. And I was just starting to like, be like, you know what?

I kind of respect Billy. Because of her James Bond. I'm gonna like, no, the James Bond song sucks, but... Like, she's made some good music, right? Then she drops a song with KSI. That she? Yes. When?

Like, last week. Really? Yeah, and I'm like, okay, fuck you. I'm like, no. No, I cannot respect. I cannot listen to any of your music. Right. It's, like, genuinely, after thick of it?

It grosses me out. But surely that that agreement must have been made long ago, right? I don't know. Like, do you think a Taylor Swift biopic where she was a chimpanzee that would have been... A Taylor Swift... what? A Taylor Swift biopic. With her as a chimp? Yeah.

Instead of Robbie Williams, it was Taylor Swift's story and she was a chimp. I don't know if she's very cheeky. But what's saying is, is she powerful enough? Yes, she could be a worm. She could be... I've always felt like a worm inside, and this is my worm story. How do we get onto that? Because I wasn't even done saying all the Patreon perks.

Or some saying. I don't know. Oh, it's because we were saying how that was a Patreon perk. Us talking about that one. Oh, a better man. Yeah, yeah, of course. we might as well do some housekeeping then we clean up some of those conversations from the past few weeks

I made the mistake of bringing up milk last episode how Americans drink milk and how Americans specifically drink milk and there was a lot of milk feedback actually can start with this one from Neo Miami you joke about an American drinking milk with spaghetti bolognese but my stepfather's father has done exactly that My stepfather's father.

Wait, what? Can you start from the beginning? That really threw everything else. You joke about an American drinking milk with spaghetti bolognais, but my stepfather's father has done exactly that. He drinks milk with just about every meal. Not every American does this. These days, I feel it's more uncommon.

Yeah, because they've got prime now. My mom and her family used to be like this as well, with my grandmother still drinking milk regularly, with meals that aren't usually drank with milk as for why in the case of my mother it was due to poverty things like juice were considered a luxury to them while with my stepfather's father

sorry I'm just pause in there what's what water why do you have to drink juice no in America water's toxic Nestle has poisoned the water supply my stepfather's father it's more a cultural thing due to him being a boomer besides this milk has been pushed

constantly to Americans across several generations due to government, I think they mean subsidies, but they put subsidiaries and push from the dairy lobby. Ask any American about the Got Milk campaign and they'll probably know what it is due to advertisements that are on TV, magazines, billboards and the walls of their schools. I know about the Got Milk thing and I don't think we had that even, just through osmosis. Being near America, you just kind of... American culture. Yeah, it was probably in like a kids show. In every cartoon. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Even their cartoons are like making fun of the ads. Crazy. Yeah, yeah. That campaign ran from the 90s to the 2010s and brought back a few years ago. Though I haven't seen it anywhere near as much since, but that might be due to not being school-aged anymore and not really seeing ads as much these days. Yes.

If whales are mammals, does that mean they milk? Yeah, whale perhaps they drink milk. Yeah, from whale-tops. Whales have tits? Do they have the world's biggest tits? Wait, let me just the... Let me get Jamie on the scene. Not you.

Do whales... Rich Jamie? Have tits. You know, apparently Jamie got his job by just like kind of working in one of the things near Joe Rogan. Like, hey, can I... Do you want to help with this thing? He was like, yeah right. Really?

The blue whale does not have a nipple. Um... What? The milk is simply ejected into the sea for the calf to drink it. What? How does that work? What do you mean? From what?

Um, I'm just going to leave it there. Yes. I don't want an error. It's just ejectory. They're like Eldritch monstrosities. They can do it how they want, I guess. paint on my glasses says Jim's lack of appreciation for the bountiful dairy secretion disgust me I drink at least two pints of milk a day and have it with almost every meal

yak slobber is my life essence that's disgusting no ever since your hatred of milk now I'm drinking it constant I love milk I had two cabuccinos in the afternoon yesterday I was wild. Was the Ria worth it? I didn't even get Ria. Jesus. I followed it up by a cheesy pizza too. You're like asking for it.

Yeah. And nothing happened. I just had like a relatively kind bowel movement. Um, Lee Ruyn Stitch says this. Transformer 2 jarling here. I'm an American from Oklahoma and my family of four goes through

two or more gallons of milk every week. Between drinking it with meals, iced coffee, hot tea, and occasional use for cooking. Sometimes a new gallon will be opened and by the end of the day it's already time to crack open another. I think drinking such absurd quantities of milk is more common in South and Southern states because of the government subsidizing dairy farmers, though this is just speculation of my part, Bear Bear from Oklahoma. And they attached to an image of the cups that they use for drinking milk. Oklahoma is a musical, not a place, first of all.

Oh, weird. Second of all, um, what the fuck is a gallon? Oh yeah, they hate, like, normal ways to measure things. And, like, I saw, this is how much Americans cope about weird things they do. I saw defense for their dumb measurements. Let's do months first. Oh, yeah. Stupid.

Really stupid. Really ignorant. Yeah, you can love. lick of that one. Yeah, and like, I guess, I guess the idea is that you say March first. Yeah, but I don't always say that. August 12th. Well, no, like,

15th of March. I mean, it likes undeniably, March 5th is quicker than the 5th of March. So fair, fair fucks, but it doesn't matter when, when you're writing it, yes, to say is different. Right?

Right. So if if you're writing it, like a little thing, in the top corner it's like increasing in value you know day month year why would you put the the middle one on the left and then the small one in the middle yeah it's just ah ah ah and using like fahrenheit instead of celsius yeah dumb that is stupid that is just let go yeah yeah well like we did. We used Fahrenheit back in the day and then we were we were like, oh, there's this way of doing it that's just objectively better. Let's use it. Yeah, get with the times. Yeah, catch up. Jesus. Um, man giraffe said this on the jail media patron group chat, which is one

of the other perks I forgot to mention. Since the switch two is coming out, what are your guys favorite switch games and what are your hopes for the new console? Do you care about the switch two? you asking me that I'm asking you that no I'm asking um don't be a fucking I asked that because I didn't know if that was the question asking us both

or if it was you adding on asking me that no I was adding on no I was adding on no I was adding on you um do I care about it

what do you mean I don't know Do you ever give five shits about Nintendo nowadays? You're just saying how you were going to play the new itchy botchy Cuddle whatever. What the fuck is itchy bocci carolwado? You're the one who plays your Switch. I don't know what's happening in Nintendo Land.

Neither do I. I play... I watched the trailer for this though, which was cool because it was two minutes long and 20 seconds and two seconds. So two minutes, 22 seconds and it's the Switch 2. Oh, okay, that is fun. Did they like reveal any games

with it? Mario Card. A new one or... 2,000 players on the same course at once. What? 2,222. Shut out.

No, you want to play that, do? I do want to play that. Like, Fortnite Mario Kart. I don't know if I do, if I care about it. It would be cool to play switch games that I have, but like,

They run better. That would be nice, but I've got a funny feeling. I don't know if it will work like that. Probably not. Well, it should, because it's the Switch 2. Then again, the Weepoo didn't have, like, you couldn't play your Wii games on it, could you? Uh, good, yes, I'm not sure.

I don't think you could. I'm not sure, I'm not, um, we'll have to get the Nintendo expert on. There she is. Oh, there she is. She loves Nintendo Pooh, Wii. or whatever it's called nowadays yeah what do you think of the name switch part two i like i like the simplicity what about if it's called hyper switch that would be shit what if it's called switch x that would make me excited excited what about super switch that

That kind of actually works. What about Mega Switch? No, shit. Crap. Omega Killer Switch? Shut up. Answer the question. Do you care about the Switch 2?

No, you don't. What's your favourite Switch game? Probably, uh, Xenegri. Reno Blade Chronicle. Phenotype. Smash Bros? Yeah.

Yeah, I knew that would be for you. Well, what's it for you then? For yours isn't Smash Bros. Um, one of the Zelda's probably. Yeah. Because they're pretty... No, the one where you use the stylus to build a train or whatever. Yeah.

That's your pick. Yeah, Zelda chug, chug. Train walker. And your favorite type of train to build is Diesel I love a fucking diesel train Anything else on milk? Oh Piracy Sex and Arson said this hey guys

There is already a polar bear sonic character No It's called bark Buck That should be a dog sure Yeah God this They're so dumb.

Oh! Barks! The green bird is called Jet, and there is also a plant character already called Cosmo in Sonic X, which was mentioned, although that's a different continuity. Same with the whole Mobius thing, which isn't really a thing in the game,

and it's just a thing in the older comics and some of the TV shows. There are some humans in the game continuity and notably more humans in separate continuities, such as the modern movies. Alex's idea of a time. traveling dinosaur from the past who is going to kill silver works strangely well considering that silver is a time traveling hedgehog from the future oh who is going to

kill Sonic there's a wonderful story to tell here which will move the world we won't never be the same piracy sex and arson signing off let me know the comic book Sonic fucking sucks Sonic is shit Sonic is the worst IP of all time Worse than like... Minions? Yeah. If like... Two hypotheticals, right?

You've either got to drive a custom car that looks like a minion or a custom car that looks like Sonic. Or a sonic character of your choosing. Not too obscure. Could it be a plane that looks like tails? Um... Or a plane that... looks like a minion.

I take plane and tails. You're making it too confusing with the plane thing. Just a car. Your vehicle for one year has to be either a minion. It being a car makes it being sonic cringier. Because of the like... Okay, fine. A sonic plane or a sonic fucking minion plane. Well, if I can have a tails...

If I can have a tails plane, then I'm going to go with the tails plane over the minion plane. But if it's cars, then I'm going to choose a... minion car which is mad lame but it's less lame somehow than a sonic car I don't know about that I do so yeah I don't know no with the speed thing so you know if you're driving a sonic car you're going to be a role playing a little bit as Sonic no okay uh Kung Thulu says as the only real German jarling, I'm very sad that Jim does not like us. I will deliver the bad news to the other Germans, but I will be sad doing it. They're so blunt and just like on the

nose. Always just, you always know how Germans are feeling and I like that about them. Yeah, because they don't feel. There's nothing to read. What did we even? Yeah, they're like the first cyborg nation. Because I was saying, can you just keep your hatred of other nations to the French because no there are no French listeners. So there's no one to offend. Whereas when you say things about Germany, what did I say about Germany? I didn't talk about Germany. You said how as a nation you can't stand them. I didn't like the fact that they make awesome sausages and tanglastics and awesome beer and like a good at designing cars. I'm starting to just think you're jealous. I think that's why you spoke so much trash about Germany last episode. I didn't. You did.

I was defending them. I didn't say anything about Germany. I, I, hands down, didn't. Well, I hands up did. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, and I think it's because you're jealous. Um, I want to end this section up with this one from meeped up. Bear bear boys, sorry for the rant, but I felt compelled to chime in on the Twitter reaction to the IHG slash YMS trap video. To me, the whole thing just feels like a reaction to the thumbnail, channel branding, and loosely related discourse surrounding YouTube criticism in general.

I find it incredibly ironic that their arguments against online critics is often that they give nothing but inflammatory surface level reaction bait takes that don't engage at all with the context of the art being discussed yet in return. Because of social media conditioning, the only thing people know how to do is to throw the same inflammatory surface level and contextless takes back at said critics. It's something that really disheartened me from even attempting to engage with the cultural conversations surrounding online criticism anymore, despite how much they fascinate me and how much I think everyone. stands to learn from them. While there's always been a divide between critics and audiences on the internet, it feels more like a chasm, one that no one wants to acknowledge outside of being unreasonably angry that the chasm exists, or maybe more accurately, a chasm that can never be truly acknowledged in any meaningful way, because the social media sites we're using to have these discussions aren't designed to support productive conversations or bridge the social gaps they promise to. They're designed to boil everything down to their essence and then fuel endless outrage over everything that gets tune up and spat out. I know that's not really news to anyone reading this. Yet here, we all are still, despite that fact.

I'm glad you managed to find humor in the bad faith noise. Alex, I haven't managed to find that resilience yet. Unfortunately, TLDR, the trap videos suck, didn't even watch it. I hope every YouTube critic gets put on a Jordan Pizza-esque milking machine. If only. So shout out to Meep Top. What a fire, aren't it? They've got a good channel.

Yeah. Interesting film content. That's an awesome take I love that But like That in response to Something that you think is being done That they're just doing the thing

Uh huh Awesome Projection Yeah like force projection Force Yeah Like Force push Like Force push

The only way I can conversate Is by Joining things to Like the force Yeah Or like EWX or something. This is like that moment

where Luke was talking. He said words. This is like in book 9-8 when he force connects with Pabba a duck. Yeah, I think that whenever I'm doing anything, like if I'm buying cigars, like what would

Luke do? Yeah. What would Luke Skywalker? How would he use the force to help him through this? To help him through the social anxiety and buying cigars in a kiosk. He uses force repression to get through. Force masking. Yes.

Holy shit. There is only one topic I really wanted to get into with you this week. And it's something... Is it an argument? I wish. No, we might argue over this. No, we won't. I just like lying.

So, you know I said about, speaking of like controversial movie reviewers and reviewing stuff, I had this joke, like, for years. Like, wouldn't it be funny if someone just pretended to watch every movie that came out and just, like, made a bunch of content

on something specific, but it was all a lie. Right. And they just like collated the information from somewhere and were just like rejigging here and there. somebody did that nice guess what like genre of content it was well what genre of surely it's like film reviews it wasn't about film like a whole YouTube channel

music they haven't yeah yeah okay uh well and it's not even like reviews it's like a music channel where their niche was like certain genres of yeah and uh culture are you gonna out Fantine. He's never listened to an album. He's never listened to a single song. No, he's actually deaf. Called Finn McKenzie. Right.

He just, I'd never really watched his videos, but recently he went on a podcast and then basically was bragging, saying like, yeah, I hit my financial targets, and now I'm just like, done with it. And I never actually cared about this at all. And it was just like calculated. um to make money that's the thing

I think we're gonna see like even more and more of that because people are motivated to do that that's what you get rewarded for so in a way fair fucks you know

fair fucks yeah yeah well speaking of Fentano I'd recommend his he uploaded a video called he lied about everything and it's about this dude Vin McKenty

yeah turned out he'd like worked in advertising and it was like his yeah now he just like advises people on how to do the same thing I guess punk rock MBA it sucks it's lame as hell but the the problem is some the platform not the person if if the platform is is ripe to be like exploited exploited yeah and why won't people exploit it like gonna happen yeah I was I watched a bit of that mr. beast like TV show thing mm-hmm mr. beasts squid game yeah beast squiddy game and I was having

similar conclusions I was like I'm actually surprised it took as long as it did for a mr beast to appear yeah given like how much money and power if you took it to its logical extreme like the YouTube algorithm where you could take it because only like 10 years previous from like Mr. Beast's height

even a few years ago the number one channel still were like PewDie Pies and yeah yeah kind of individuals and yeah he's called Mr Beast but those videos are made by like tens if not hundreds of people at this point

yeah yeah and it's sensationalized um fake philanthropy yeah no i i going back to the fin mackenzie thing like just making a fake channel basically i'd thought about doing something like that before with um creepy pastors that was the one i thought it would be funny to try and like make a creepy yeah because there's would you make up creepy pastors as well like just write your own i don't know because now you of course you have the whole like you can just use AI voices and stuff yeah yeah like thing yeah YouTube shorts and I don't know about TikToks now with it may be getting banned in America or

whatever's happening with that but I think we're good over here um our local news is reported on TikTok now if you didn't know local news yeah it's reported news in Wiltshire like on their website they're like no don't look at our website go to our TikTok wow yeah and they have these like it long produced TikToks. It's like how you get news in the local area above everything else. Why TikTok? I don't get that. I think it's just where everyone is. Yeah, I guess. They just go where people are. It's that in Facebook. But why did people start caring about TikTok to begin with? Was it just that crazy advertising push? Because it was everywhere. It was advertised everywhere. You couldn't avoid it it just kind of

appeared like a weed yeah well it was musically first right yeah so some the cringiest motherfuckers out there like got in together yeah they got in early on musically and then

they quick rebrand advertise it everywhere suddenly it's just the most popular thing ever mm-hmm you know yeah and it's like a mass exodus happening to some other Chinese app in protest?

Because all the Zoomers are like You're coming from free speech Stop it! The same people that will say like Unalived or whatever Yeah Dude the language is actually changing because of

Because of filters on social media Blackbears, you know, yeah Yeah, it's wicked It's quite cool don't want to be too anti-alorithm I'm not anti-algorism if anything I'm pro-algorism

pro-gorithm so yeah what fake channel are you going to start in order to exploit algorithms um don't pillow gaming now the shit for that has passed there was a time for that

I have these grand ideas like duck pillow gaming just as my side thing your side hustle There's a universe where that's the biggest channel on YouTube Duck pillow gaming Yeah Duck pillow gaming games

Instead of beast games Yeah Duck pillows are flying off the shelves Yeah Mr Duck pillow Yeah Stupid I don't like

YouTube channels So that's my opinion No, it could be like I might do like a real life law type thing But just lie Like actual anti-history Yeah I know it's not very like unique idea

But if you Have good enough like graphics yeah of like a map and like things moving like insane high production value but the actual content is yeah it's fake it's just like it's just miss it's disinformation that will be taken down if you're also framing it like the real history yeah the real history they don't want you to know i'd be uploading on um i guess i could just upload it on like facebook and stuff no Yeah, on Twitter, you definitely get. Yeah, they're like, they're not going to do shit there.

The huge audience probably too, as long as it was racist enough. Yeah. Yeah, you just choose one minority group and you just really, like, but subtly enough, you know? You say it without saying it, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And boom, suddenly you're a superstar. You're among the great, like, Stephen Crowder.

I mean, you joke, but, like, is that not what, like, the richest of the rich people basically get to do? They're like, no, you're, I have so much money, you, your opinions are my opinions. Off you go. Your opinions are my opinions. Right, yeah. Well, like, this, this Elon Musk stuff going on. I love how even, this, the Elon Musk, Aswin Gold stuff. Have you seen this?

It's like the lamest shit ever. You thought he had, like, owned him because he, you. had screenshots of his YouTube editor. Yeah. Because he doesn't understand, like, how... Yeah. He's so... And like that, and then there's the dunking with that Dota type game.

Whatever. Yeah. It's like, he could have just said nothing. He could have said that he wasn't... He didn't have to say he was the best gamer of all time. But the fact... The fact that he actually wants that... He wants that to be known as part of who he is, the ultimate gamer.

Mm-hmm. like doesn't that like by default make him anti the thing he wants to be anyway which is what what's the thing he wants to be like the coolest I think he's got like an image of himself he wants to be his appearance in the Simpsons but in real life yeah I think he he wants to be if he's doing something he wants to be known as the top in that thing he wants to look in the mirror and see Tony Stark yes and and when he's not in the leaderboards for Diablo then he doesn't get to see that he just uses his real true demonic form yeah I heard um I think it was a critical describe him as some a meatball shaped human which is so accurate yeah he really is but he's he's also a like he behaves like a meatball yeah except I mean except be yummy the one thing they're supposed to be good at well yeah I've never tried Elon Musk so I can't speak on that you've obviously

do you think he's good at absorbing sauce absorbing sauce if the sauce is ketamine maybe yeah he does love ketamine I actually only just take the perfect amount of ketamine to make me a total legend like don't worry i'm not addicted he is um he's rami malick from fucking mr robot we thinks he is anyway you can't hack like him he wishes he'd pay someone to hack like him but then take all the credit that's he kind of seems like yeah that's his vibe he's like someone that is seen mr robot and is based his whole life around being like that main character you know but he's like not in the show he didn't make it

but like that's how he wants to present I don't know I feel like he's more um I can never get out of my head his first appearance on Joe Rogan with the weed yeah that episode

but he's talking about like all the ideas he has and Joe's like is it kind of hard to be like as much of a genius as you and Elon Musk is like I wouldn't wish it on anyone I just my head is so full it must be weird just go and listen to that again actually yeah and he's like a little bit nervous in it because then in the second one he's like meaming and like is leaning into it yeah yeah he's just being ultra cringe um like the mask slips and that you mean that he's Mugemaster's mask slits. Yeah.

He, um, he, he genuinely sees himself as like a prophet. It's, and the lame part is, is that he's, he's got the kind of power. He's the richest man in the world. He's got the power where in like a few thousand years, he could be looked back as being a great. Yeah. You know, he's not far off being a trillionaire. Really? Yeah.

That's good. They're going to start making up new titles. A bejillionaire. They should just change it to target. Yeah, then it will be a real X. Yeah, X marks the spilt, motherfucker. But I think, um, no, I... You can't even say it.

Everyone's thinking it, it's fine. It's fine. You know, if you get to a certain amount, you know it should be legal to that's the only way to control it you know yeah

that should be what puts you off yeah it's like um when someone has a bounty in GT Online yeah like can you just get a bit I'm like our name was reading a book

where the thesis was like what if we didn't let people just make as much money as they want and she was like mine was blown by that idea really like there should be some possible cap because there's infinite of everything as we all know yeah yeah it's so like what is there a trillion of like on this planet what is there a trillion of oh uh particles of sand there's not there's barely a million it's barely a hundred thousand yeah well that's what they say

because like they started counting and just got bored no it was a conspiracy they've had the technology to count particles of sand thousands of years yeah and they all the world governments

have banded together to never let us know how much sand there is now I think that sand is actually a liquid the particles are just really big ah bring it bring it on Joe Rogan and

Yeah The Egyptians knew this You see the way they Shit Sorry to interrupt But Mel Gibson Oh my God, yeah He went on Joe Rogan

Yeah, I watched that clip Again Today He's like He's like He's fucking tweaking out On Joe Rogan Yeah

And he's like There's a part where he's talking about How he doesn't believe in dinosaurs But he says something like Um And then what did they turn into?

what the dinosaurs the dinosaurs yeah birds um yeah um yeah um yeah I've watched that clip a few times

it's crazy he's a good ass actor he's just awesome like the fact that he ever seemed ordinary what an actor yeah it's like Kevin Spacey levels you know what levels of acting

levels of fucking sociopathy yeah both both levels of evil yeah like the way he's moving yeah in that video this is presenting information is like so intense but also unhinged yeah when it like there's there's a part in my life who has cancer oh not anymore yeah uh-uh guess what they were taking yeah and then Joe's like pin pass-ha-pass-hile and and he's like yeah he's like convulsing on this bottom yeah it's what do you think and it's crazy like if if you're a big drug addict or hooked on something something that makes you behave fucking crazy yeah you think you were going on to like the biggest podcast on planet earth

he does meth right before yeah or you would do something to maybe he was really nervous so he was like being weird i don't know but yeah not a good look i've had some crazy fucking guests on there the past couple years i feel like it's getting crazier it is it the thing is is mel Gibson shouldn't be a crazy guest why I mean he's done some crazy crazy fucking shit but like it shouldn't I don't think anyone was expecting that you know no because they had like he had like Thanos on the other week yeah

yeah yeah and like um Matthew McConaughey uh-huh and like Robert Downey Jr was on but none of these people are as controversial as Mel Gibson no but it kind of Kanye? Like, the Kanye one was exactly as, like, crazy as you'd expect. Yeah. I would have expected Mel Gibson to be kind of boring and, like, wallowing in the, like, how much he's changed as a person and, like, all positive. But it's not, it's unhinged and fucking crazy. He's talking about the cure for cancer.

And he doesn't believe in that the way he writes off Darwinism. Darwinism. Yeah. Like evolution. Yeah, he's just like... Nah, yeah. Sounds stupid. Yeah.

He's a big Christian, though, right? Yeah. He played Jesus. Yeah. In passions of the Christ. No. No. Well, who, uh...

Who's not? next for the circuit for Joe Rogan for the old JR um oh he hasn't done um Harry Potter woman oh yeah that would be a big one

that would be huge um I feel like now that Trump's been on it's increased the chances of like Putin being on J.R.E.

I think Kim Jong. Like all the dictators from across the world. Because it'll be wild if any of them go. Yeah. Especially Kim Jong. Joe had that

They're telling me it actually rules delivered North Korea. Yeah, and he'd just take it at face value as well. Yeah. You're welcome anytime, Joe. The translator says I could see it I think it could happen

especially Putin I saw Zelensky was on Lex Friedman yeah did you watch any of that I saw a clip from it and I was like Lex Jesus it's like what the fuck

yeah you like stops the conversation at one box he's like so you don't think Putin loves his country then do you realize who you're talking to you like yeah oh my god it's insane interview is like so maddening to me he's a he's the biggest fucking white cloth oh god he pisses me off well I'll piss off after these messages I mean I'll piss on Yeah

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We're only about two weeks into the year, but so far it's been working. It feels pretty deliberating, honestly. How often were you buying games? Yeah, like daily. Yeah, it's been two weeks, that's, I mean, like, fair. That's quite an achievable one, to be fair. Yeah, I feel like I could do that. Really easily, actually.

I wouldn't even have to think about it, really, actually. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Do you have one? I want to, I want to be as wide as I am tall. By next year. I was genuinely thinking about something similar. Really?

Yeah. Just go big, big time, big mode. Just get huge. It's enormous. Yeah, Enorm. I don't have one. I don't play this game. You know? Actually I do, but it's a secret.

What is it? Fine. Find some way... some way to grow my tiny balls. That's why it's supposed to be a secret. Testosterone? No, that makes them smaller, weirdly. Oh.

Estrogen? Yeah. I'm going to start taking estrogen. For my balls. Start transitioning to make your balls bigger. Hmm. Yeah, that's my New Year's resolution, everybody. Ender Smith has an interesting one.

Episode 42 of the Jowcast was the Curry episode. Please make episode 42 of the Brocast equally shit. Roll play suggestion. Alex is Elon Musk and Jamie is Adrian Dittman and they can't decide what Curry to award it. He's Adrian Dittman. That's one of his supposed alter counts. Oh yeah. Yeah.

I don't know how to do an impression of him. Like I can't sound that... that gone I don't think what's like something he would say uh dark madga that was

that was nice that was a good one I I can't do impressions I'm not but this whole thing has been an impression show this whole time

oh comrendo Cream, create, create cream. Whatever. No then, no. Yeah, this is the curry episode. Yeah. We did just have a curry.

Yeah. And I was just looking at pictures of curries. Why? Do you never do that? Do I ever look at pictures of curry? Do you ever just like when you're eating something like just Google images of the thing you're eating? No, that's fucking strange. You're like eating spaghetti bolognese while looking at pictures.

Like scrolling through images or Google images. Your Pinterest board. Ah. Um, no. I don't. Well, Harley Hammer does have something. Carrying on from last week where you guys were talking about the use of words like on skib, me and my friend, we're both 21, use brain rot language daily.

Mostly as a joke, but then thinking about how brain rot the generation below us is going to be kind of concerning, lol. With all the fast food internet we have today with TikTok and Instagram reels, it's almost impossible for the next generation to not grow up and have major mental health issues. Issues we won't even see as a parent until years later. How do we even stop or control this? Wrong! Like it's easy to say parents need to do more, but having kids is such a huge task in and of itself.

Trying to control what they consume online is so difficult. Also, most of the parents and boomers are themselves now being sucked into it. I know for me personally, my dad, who's in his 70s, is consuming TikTok content on Facebook. And the news he gets is worrying because it's all... F- Filted right-wing stuff. We have debates about it, but it's almost impossible to change his mind on some things. Anyways, bear-bear-mingers. And, um, final afternoon 3-319, who is the, the human centipede, Jalung.

What? But I guess out of frustration, he replied to every single question in the question thread with his own answer. Or what he thinks is our answer. What? So he replied to that question saying, Jim said on a previous cast that if he had a daughter she would not be allowed technology

but he would let a son have access What when the fuck did I say that? So do you want to defend yourself? Yes I do actually What was the original question again? It was like I don't know No I think this this stuff is like way bigged up

You know, because I think, it's a non-issue. Thinking about it, like, when, when my mom was looking at me when I was a kid, like, doing SpongeBob laugh impressions and, like, quoting SpongeBob and trying to be SpongeBob, like, she probably thought, this generation's fucked, you know? No. You don't think this is different. What is the difference? Like, if we could have watched SpongeBob clips at any time in the day.

day whenever we wanted. We had time slots for SpongeBob. Yeah, but it, it, and we could watch like two a day max. But if anything, the impact from SpongeBob was therefore intensified. Yeah. In a way that's good. So you're, so what you're saying is Spongeroll Clips now mean nothing. Because there a diamond dozen. Every other scroll is TikTok twerking or Patrick twerking or Mr. Crabs. Working is old news, man. Nobody twirks anymore. What? Um.

All that practice. Going out the window. I, no, I stand by what I said. What did you say? I would let your son use it. No, I don't think I ever said that. That's insane. if i did say that i was being funny um not final afternoon doesn't think that is he the the

santa p guy yeah then i don't give a fuck um but yeah every generation is going to look at like the the next generation be like what a fucking bunch of assholes you know i think i think we're going to look back on this era and be like the fuck are we thinking you know so you think it's gonna get better maybe one day in the same like hypothetical future where like we'll be looking back going man the factory farming that was evil is evil yeah I feel like that's more likely I because I feel like we're you know what's like when you when you go back and look at like barbaric like Victorian children being put up chimneys and you're like well that was

messed up that they did that and allowed that to happen well yeah well they had to do something oh they hadn't invented school yet they hadn't invented tic-tok for them to watch yeah they were doing bored out of their minds otherwise that was the only way to get dopamine back then yeah climb a chimney and get stuck yeah it's like you know um you get the video where it's like nil degrass tyson talking about um how epic the matrix is and then underneath it is like a video of someone cleaning a bucket that's got like goop

on the sides and they're like it's satisfying to have like a thing cleaned yeah especially when you're the thing that's clean and cleaned well the the chimneys didn't clean the children it did just of the nature of them

being so squashed in there their like clothes are wiping against the walls and just picking it up on their clothes, going straight up their nostrils. Yeah, and it made them tougher. And then tough men create. Um, Bjornow Pizza says, Alex, would you still consider yourself a fan of Lego? Do you still watch Lego content?

And what was the last set you bought slash built? And final afternoon answered the question for me. No, he said he's too old for it now, and only idiot babies enjoy the hobby. On a previous cast, he compared it to the feeling of open. fiefa packs and said people who collect lego should be ridiculed for it so final afternoons he's snapped he's finally lost his fucking mind yeah so now you say he's lying of course i'm still a fan of lego i watch lego content if there's an interesting reveal um or something on the scene that's happening that's spicy um i go to just too good for that and

of course jang bricks if the time arises um in fact recently i watched a No, I'm not even going to say Why? The last one I bought was The The Rear Beast from Lord of the Rings, you know What? What? The Rour Beast? Yeah. What's that? The Rair. I can't remember what it's called, you know, the ring rar. The ring. The fly? Yeah, the fly. Yeah, bought one of those

Skecks. The last thing I bought was probably the Dune thing. Worm. The Dune Worm? The Duna C power play set? Yeah. Yeah, probably the Duna C set. That was pretty tough build, but made it by the end. Yeah, but I pretty much think that most people who like Lego are idiot babies, and they're too old for it, I would say.

It's kind of like collecting FIFA packs and opening them. Really Obvious humour 6666 said I have a problem Where if I find something funny I struggle to stop laughing for at least two to three minutes afterwards What can I do Stop finding things funny

Yeah find it less funny Nothing is that funny Well Hold on a minute Hold on for one second yeah that was that thing what that was that thing

remember what wow you really have forgotten haven't you yes no I'm just fucking with you what the fuck was that I'm trying to look I'm trying to do a new thing of like creating memories

that aren't real and just seeing if people say they remember them that's called gaslighting no that is what gaslighting it is called just having fun for once yeah it's fun for me

a poo long tease said Alex would you ever name your child Charlie Charlie would it be due triggering your answer is in the question my friend of course I would never do that ever

never um but cobb studios ask pip pop bear lads long-time listener and first-time commenter i was wondering if either of you have ever ventured into any metal or hard rock i hear mentions of metal adjacent bands on the dact sometimes and i'm just curious if either of you have ever listened to this genre

or have seen any metal bands live with britain being ripe Britain's not right I just wanted to give that a pause because I just like that phrasing it's not right there to so many genre defining metal acts black Sabbath for example I'm curious if y'all have ever

caught up and any up and coming metal hard rock bands who later turned out to be huge for example I happen to catch a band called knock loose while they're still relatively local and now I see them being filtered featured on Spotify's viral charts thank you for all the last you brought me

on my commute and for the past couple of years best Raven George and final afternoon has the answer for me no Alex says it's for the alt-right 4-chan kind of crowd what metal

yeah I don't know I've never gotten into metal that is a genre I've never actually I've never I'm too scared I was going to say that, but then I thought it would make me sound way too much of a cringe loser. I've been saying that people need to be less scared of being cringe losers, so I'm more scared of metal.

Yeah. Okay. It's an instinct. It's a instinct. That's my Jaja quote of the week. Remember that scene? It's a instinct. It's a instinct.

What's his instinct? It's the instinct. What's he referring to? The force. What, his force? Yeah. It's one of the myriad teasers at him being dark maga Sith. Dark Maga Sith.

What was it? It's an instinct. It's an instinct. I mean it could be a quote I don't know it's an instant yeah it is it's in the Phantom Menace

okay cool no no answer answer what I've never listened to it I said like I don't know I might like it

it might be my favorite genre but I've never listened to it so it's instinct yeah It's instinct. No. Oh my God. I find a lot of it can be kind of...

Um... Anime? It gives me, like, anime the same... Yeah. Like, default anime. Does that make sense? Not like... Not like anime would use a metal song.

Because they... but it's it it gives me the same kind of like like it's just a bit over OTT yeah makes you have a bit of a penny a bit odd it makes you turn into that scene of Mario having a panic attack from the Mario movie yeah best depiction of anxiety in film So either that, when clap trap has a panic tank. There's a clasp ever panicked out. If you had to put money down, what would you think? I have no idea.

It's like totally 50-50. It doesn't matter either way. It does matter because I have the answer. And the fact, you actually don't know. If I said yes or no, it would just be equivalent to me. No, let's say you had to put 1,000 pounds on it. I would assume no. You're wrong.

Cloudtrap doesn't not have a panic attack. That's two grand for me. You said one grand. Yeah, but you lost. You don't understand gambling. No, I do. I won on a different films panic attack scene. Oh, okay.

Wallace and Grombe. What does he have a panic attack? Who the fuck has a panic attack in Wallace and Gras? When he's in prison. When he realized, when it dawns on him. No, he crashes out. What? He doesn't have a panic attack.

He crashes out. He crashes out and breaks the backboard. No. No, he has a flashback to when, uh, in the first movie, when he gets captured, then he has a panic attack. He doesn't. He crashes out. I think all

I think Romit and Wallace have panic attacks as well What the fuck you talk So Clapchart doesn't You're lying You just you watch a movie And you're like oh You project The panic attacks scene in every film

Yeah It's like it's the credits or something Like it has to be in the film In every film But once you start looking for it Everything just becomes panic attacks. You know what I'm saying? What's the panic attack in Toy Story?

Oh, there's loads. You could argue most scenes contain at least one. You are a... I can't breathe. Exactly. Okay, let's be honest. Panic attacks are kind of pathetic. You're going to say that to my face while I'm having a panic attack.

Yeah, you're so good at masking panic attacks. You just think everyone's having panic attacks all the time. I'm so good at masking them that I will make fun of panic attack scenes in movies while having... Well, yeah. That's the level of control I'm operating under. There must be a panic attack scene in one of the cars movies. Lightning McQueen is having panic attacks. He dies, right?

No. In the third one? No, no. He just crashes out. He crashes, he doesn't crash out. He crashes and dies. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then he has a panic attack in hell. One of the bugs in bugs life has one.

When he hears Kevin Spacey's coming. Yeah, no, the fat caterpillar has one. Yeah, see. See? Does Gru have one? I don't know. I've never watched those films. Yes, you have. No, I fucking, I haven't. You haven't seen a minion scene ever.

I've seen, like, parts of a bunch of them, but I've never seen it whole despicable me. Why the fuck would I watch a despicable me? You've never seen one. Why the fuck would I? I'm not a three-year-old French boy. You're not a French, a three-year-old French boy having a panic attack. All right. So you wouldn't have seen that scene of young.

young grue having a panic attack in Egypt in Egypt that's when like that's how he becomes a villain yeah you know he's the one misplaced panic attack and you will be grew yeah so like um the joker right one bad panic attack is all it takes to turn you into the joker i had a panic attack on jeremy kyle now i'm the joker just being on jeremy karl would make anyone the joker we've got so many jokers in this fucking country thanks to him well bro um do one more or just say

no do one more do one more fingers up um fine let's send on this one from revert to monkey I need help naming and designing the costume for a superhero I invented I got the idea while drinking a soda with a straw thinking about how I was using suck for

to draw it into my mouth and then related it to the Flash's speed force, which is what he uses to go fast. This hero uses the suck force to suck within human strength. A character can fly by sucking upwards. fireworks when flying with an elitra in Minecraft what the fireworks in Minecraft yeah yeah elitra how do you say a E L Y T-R-A I don't know in in Minecraft I don't know the suck force gives this character such potential that if they try hard enough they could suck everything in existence into a singularity point and force a big bang thanks for reading I hope you can come up with a good

name and costume design for this person and I hope this question didn't stink it did stink a little bit but that was my fault not yours the way it screenshots it was stinging this might be my favorite question ever sucking up yeah that's so cool that's an awesome idea um the name the name and the name of the costume and the name of the costume and the costume and like where they were born actually no we don't need to do that that's too far yeah I've got one one thing that can help

I'm going on thesaurus dot com and I'm putting suck the thing is I feel like just the suck the suck is good the suck absorb drink inhale draw and golf imbibe nurse sip suction imbibe

that's not that's not synonymous with have you never heard imbib like in Eldon ring you imbibed the nectar do you remember St Trina's yeah I remember her imbibing the nectar I know you imbibed the nectar from her Yeah, I remember imbibing.

Yeah. As in assimilating, guzzling, ingesting, or quaffing. Queefing. What is quaffing? Define quaffing. As in drink down. Quop. Quabble quop. I quibble quopped, my favorite drink.

I quebel quopped, many drinks. Yeah, that'll be my name, quebble quop. And he sucks up. Cueble quaff. that's his like what do you call it is clark kent right yeah he's an influencer yeah by day he's an influencer quebel quop by night he sucks up

yeah i think the suck what about just suck no it's got to be the suck and i think he's got a kind of like human torch flames on he goes suck up and then he flies yeah he can I guess

but like he doesn't have to like I think flame on has to say that to flame on right but I think up suck he has to at least style points

he has to at least think it he does it suck but he does it every time because it's like cool and it's just a a pattern like he's just used to doing it yeah yeah

and he's he could have like um you can have a like a sidekick suckle up down suck up suck down suck and suckle up the suckle up and up suck is like the same thing they're not what's different suckle up can be like suckle up is in the wake of up suck no you could have like an animal sidekick it's a young cow a calf that is still drinking milk so it has to literally suckle up Yeah, but what does that, how does that help? Because that's how the cow flies. On the udder.

By circling on the udder. Whose other? Quabalcourt. He reveals his udders and anything that drinks from them can just suckle up. Would you suckle on Quabblecops' udders if he pulled up his top and just where his belly bump would be? If he had four blue lords. If he looked me in the eyes and was like, if you thalk a lot. Up thack!

If you suckle up, you're going to fly up and have these superpowers. And he's just staring at you. You have to imbibe his fucking others. Invibed, quibble cops. Creblecubs, udders. Then he can suck up. Would you do that? I'd go up to him and I'd go to reach for his udder and then I'd go through him and be like, wait.

What? Huh? He's not even real. You've been AI this whole time. Yes, my real location. You just passed test one. Test two is to find the real me. Yes. Head to Auschwitz.

The test two. That's where his faces. The late AI. It's the same broadcast. All this time you're streaming from underneath here. Jesus. Why, Cueble? Yeah. He's in the Diggy frame now anyway, so.

You remember digiframs? Is that a Digimon thing? No, it was like a weird trend in the 2000s where it was like everyone's going to have a digital picture frame. Oh, where it like goes through photos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lame. I remember we had one. We did?

Yeah. Can we ever get it to work? And it was like a 240p, like image. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just broke on this scene. Was it one cheap-ass, like, crap one? It wasn't an expensive one.

Surely there would have been some mad expensive ones. Well, there were ones like built into fridges and stuff. You know, I think if you have photos, then you should just not bother. Yeah. Although, yeah, how else you were supposed to share that goatsie you took last weekend? Yeah, if it's like connected. to your phone I hate goatsies

why does that happen why does that exist who did the first one who came up the original goatsie yeah who the OG when do you think the first one was actually done like before it was ever conceived

I think that there was an innocent goate sea done when there was a human who was having some problem some rectal problem and was like look i need you to look yeah double check and then the goatsie was born is it because it looks like a goat's eye oh i don't know i've never i've never asked i don't want to know i hate that goat's eye the sun's eye the sun's eye is cool those are the kind of eyes we like yeah the sun's eye

not goat eyes they hate goat eyes I hate sheep eyes I like cow eyes kyes no I would eat them what cow's eyes like um

like the liver king you know like popcorn chicken popcorn cow's eye deep fried cow's eye I'm sure they do it somewhere That's fucking racist No I'm thinking American Indiana Jones 2

ass Mmm lovely monkey brain Indiana Jones and the sun's eye Indiana Jones and the goat's eye That's what we should have come back with then he would have been fine instead of the radius of the dial of the the the trigonometry entropy no keep it simple yeah keep it go outside wasn't indiana jones a real man yeah he was based on a real human

called Harrison Ford's granddad Sean Connery or Sean Connery's dad Sean Connery was based on Harrison Ford's real mum great granddad who was

Indiana Jones Ah Who was A hero A hero From A hero path Oh, an empath.

No, a hero path. Huh? It's a new term. Is it? It's like a new way of describing protagonists. Hero path. Like empath? No, nothing to do with... more like psychopath.

Oh. Oh. hero the hero's path well yeah that's what I was thinking which is why like well whatever the hero's path

I've I thought of something what I can't remember now though it's a word that in my accent I can't say I know what it is I'm gonna I'm gonna send it to you in a text okay

and you have to read this word. It's not rumpled stiltskin, is it? No. Good. Oh. Aftermath. It's in the aftermath. Well, this is the thing. It's the documentary. In the aftermath of World War II, part three. Aftermath sounds fucking stupid. In the aftermath. In the aftermath. And aftermath doesn't work because you're changing, you're, there's two ars, but you're, you're saying off for one and off for another. After meath. They say math.

After meaft. After meath. In the aftermath of World War II. In the after meath, after I looked in the mirror, was World War II. The after meath of me looking in the mirror. Once I was done looking in the mirror. The aftermath had no bounds. I looked in the mirror and the aftermath.

Just learn. No, we have it right for once. Just once. Absorb our culture. Absorb our culture. Absorb our culture. We're taking over. Before you know it, every movie will be better man.

Every movie will be an ape in the main. lead role and you Americans are not going to know what to do of yourselves and you're going to run run the British are coming back everybody they're going to run straight to their local movie theatre and sit down and watch you just wait the right character

being aped maybe try it with a historical biopic you know Alexander the Great but he's an ape Alexander the The Girk He could be a chicken

What about Family Guy cross over Peter Griffin Seth MacFarlane Is a chicken And it's his story It's like a Seth McFarland Biopic but the chicken from family guy

Is a character in it And he's playing it straight Until the last half an hour Suddenly turns into an absurd comedy Where they fight Yeah For a 45 minute Yeah

Can we Can we end this one With impressions of Of a character from Family Guy Sure Hey Peter What's the aftermath of that

I Um I can't do impressions Like I said earlier Do you do a good Lois I do a good Um There's that

You love doing Cleveland normally Uh huh Yeah Yeah Yeah Ha ha Ha ha I'm gonna stick with that

Yeah No that's my one Huh? No Do your Stewie impression You love doing Stewie Okay Give me

Give me a line. Brian, after this Chick-fil-A, I'm going to have real bathroom problems. The aftermath will be severe. Brian, the aftermath from the chick-fil-A. That was cool.

How does he do it? I don't know, I haven't seen Family Guy in a while. I haven't even been getting shorts, like Family Go shorts and stuff. Like Bart Simpson shorts. I think they should start remaking Family Guy episode by episode. Have you ever seen the first episode of Family Guy? Of course I have. It's really...

This reminds me at that time I was eating dinner with I'm in Schwarzenegger. very nice thanks Peter writing family guy is such a fucking like you've landed a gig if you're a writer and family guys like I would do I would do look I'm just gonna put trending celebrity right who we got scissor mm-hmm right So what's the family guy joke? Okay, this reminds me of the time, um, Cizzer and Kendrick tried to go on a, on a roller coaster, and then it's like... Oh, and, um, Jonathan Reese Myers is on here for losing his house in Malibu because of the fires. Who's that?

Don't even worry about it, but he's in this. This reminds me of the time Jonathan Reese Myers lost his house in the fires. And so it's actually really fucked those fires. It's actually really fucking fucked. And, um, some people believe it's the government, um, wiping out, like, they're, like, Fortnite blasting the map to reset. They're like Sim City. They're like Sim City, like, like, right.

Wiping the city so they can do it better. No, no. So that's my family. family guy Jake. Yeah, nice one, Seth. Now, to take us away. Get your trumpet and play an outro song. Jim's gonna sing his favorite Seth MacFarlane cover.

Mmm, yeah. I guess I'll... Baby it's cold now, son. But I really want to go home. Mmm, no, baby, it's cold outside. I was hoping you were going to do it as Stewie, but that's fine, I guess. No, I was doing it as Brian. He does everything as Brian. It's not fair.

Yeah. It makes you wonder which one is Seth. Is Seth Seth Seth, or is Brian, Seth? Who's more Seth? Lois Griffin. Is Seth? How does she even sound? Uh. Peter

Peter, did you buy all that Hawk Tua coin? I'm the biggest of the talk to a while. That reminds me of the time Hawk Tua game. Yeah. This reminds me

the time I spent all my money on Talk Tua coin. With Jonathan Ries Myers and Sizzit. yeah well scissor over to um

safe use of kitchen equipment