JAR Media Posdact - jack blacks claptrap deserves a backslap

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 11:13 Housekeeping 27:09 FNAF Cbt 39:42 Journeys 54:18 Mid Break 1:00:15 Quotes that keep you going 1:06:33 What is tuff? 1:10:59 Finding Something of Value 1:16:37 LGBT JARlings 1:18:49 Story (Gross) #BROCastS4E4

Rangar. Rair. Rair. Rair. What are we doing? Who wants to open it? What, the bottle? Yeah.

Of cherry aid. Uh, why do we have a bottle of cherry. Any particular occasion or just a normal? Just normal. Yeah? It's only episode four. Really? Yeah.

Season four, episode four? Brokast season four episode four. One then goes after one comes two and after two comes four. Uno does, Chreys, Quadro, you know how it go. I don't know if I can do that. Shall I pop out open? Yes. Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen.

Am it at the most valuable thing in the room, too. Like, um, like A-S-M-R-It. Yeah. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Ready for a nice opening of this bottle of Orangina? Orangeina was kind of fresh, though. Orangeina had the bet. Do they still do it?

I don't think so. No more orang-a. Too many people got turned orange. It was in glass bottles too valuable. Yeah. What was that other drink that turned people orange? Sunny D. Sunny D. Yeah.

Mama! Where are you? my sonny day you got too much brain damage from your sonny d Johnny boy yeah because it had like extra vitamin D in it so people were turning it into like Superman. They were turning like people get too strong. People were like

too strong. It was making people too powerful too independent from the state so it was made illegal. It broke the like 5G signals. Right, I'm going to launch this at the camera okay? Okay, try right into the

new sofa yeah yeah right time time it time it five one yeah oh congratulations and everybody thank congratulations we're I'm feeling pretty pop this episode okay let's go bit of we're hashtag Prasako Mums We are. Because we're old now. We're old gangster moms. I'm like kind of a soccer mom today. This is the soccer mom episode.

Cheers, brother. Right, do you want to do a speech? Yeah, I'll do a speech. This, this is our land. Cheers. Cheers to that. I know. What kind of?

actually give us some context to the Praseco. Sea Passenger 532. I'm going to pull this all the way from the segment at the end because it makes more sense here. Said, Hello, Rha Media. As of writing this, the total number of

Jha cast, corncast, brocass, and all the joke number episodes is 499, meaning that next week will be the 500th episode. Are you planning anything to celebrate? Can you bring back Spide? Thanks, Cha, for all the podcasting you do. so yeah we didn't really we got a bottle and a sofa we're in the big leagues now we're in those big numbers boy

we're getting up there you know um I never thought I'd be up here in this ivory tower looking down it mm-hmm all the rest it's nice to finally take over Joe Rogan yeah it's nice to truly finally finally finally at least 500 episodes and then you get the badge in the in the mail Yeah, yeah. Then Joe Rogan sends you a V card. And he takes your V card. Yeah, he takes it back. And you get shipped over to Austin, Texas.

Yeah, we've got a new studio there. Joe sent us this sofa so we could be in on it, you know? Yeah. We're teaming up with, um, with Burt Kreischer. Our favorite comedians, no doubt. Yeah. Burt Kreischer and the other ones. Tony Hitchcliff, is that his name?

The gay one. I don't know. Yeah, Tony Hinch. He's coming on. So yeah, we got some cool stuff lined up for y'all over in Austin. Go check out the comedy shorts gamer club, Joe Rogan's Club. It's actually called The Comedy Store, where you buy comedy. We purchase comedy as a product.

Where Spotify gives you half a billion dollars. Um, I'm going to say something, uh, Controversial, or is it controversial, or is it controversial, Arf, Arf. I'd say it's Controversh. Controversh. Controversial. Controversial. I got something controversial. shell. Yeah. Which are media patrons.

Oh my God. They make you say, oh my God. Oh my God. Um, where do you even start? I'm going to, I'm having an attack. A panic. I'm having a PA. A poo in my anus.

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it's actually for money yeah it's explicitly not free um that's not all your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month nice we're approaching the next month so uh get those names in clean and fresh we have the right to deny if they are too you know you know a bit racy yeah a little bit racy uh after hours is the complimentary show each week on patreon too a nice little collection of sorts a little bit like general killer collects lightsaber a whole army of them A little bit like how Toa Makuta collects masks. Like how Ben Quadronares collects four things at a time. What did we do last week?

We did two last week, right? No, no, you're breaking the barrier down. Last time was the, we did record two together, but that was because we knew the next week was going to be crazy and I had to do the cast by myself, but we did the Eldham Ring night rain. We did. um like you kind of was showing me the ropes yeah it was one of your first game it was my second game

it was your second game yeah not counting the tortorial um and the week before that we did and as they say type thing on blazing saddles the melbrooks movie that's right yes classic which was funny was awesome but that's not all over there there's the uh watching the lost family guy pilot the south park trump episode discussion ben shapiro's superman review and so many more. Paisley's chance. Paisley's chance. Always got a shout out. And three more things. Dry Media group chat. You know what a group chat is.

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is winning by far on that boat so interesting it's probably going to wind up being that one so yeah nice good choice good choice I like when the rice is cooked

just right you don't want rice cooked too much because it gets a bit too like easy to consume I like when the dough is undercooked nice and sloppy.

And that's true in some cases. It's true in some cases. I kind of like an undercooked cookie. Yeah. A little bit wet. When the slop is fresh, when the slop is vibrant. Yeah. When it's some leaking moistures.

Now, I don't know what you said on the last episode. I haven't had a chance to catch up and listen. you didn't even see the thumbnail I didn't see the thumbnail I've legit been so like deep in the forest fucking fighting for survival in the jungle

in the jungle or the forest were there bears um no too jungley for bears but too foresty for monkeys yeah I heard that that's where I was

so how about you just climbing um I was talking I was talking about um birds mostly birds mostly dinosaurs and bionicles

okay and the state of the NHS state of the NHS what the fuck um it was good of episode intimate it's going on the black market soon because it's too revealing as in literally revealing I was wearing shorts and forgot to wear underwear and I've straight up

Spongebob ripped my pants yesterday really yeah I squatted down at work and I stretched open did you hear the shh yeah yeah I genuinely did I rip my pants my ass is grown yeah that's the thing so I'm I'm kind of packing a dump truck. Yeah. It's that Belmont booty. Yeah. I go, I'm rocking booty.

Too much booty. I had too much booty in the band. Straight up. Did it make you dance? Um, no. It actually, um, it made me walk funny because I was like, I can't, like, let anything slip. Well, speaking of things that slip. Um, got to do the housekeeping segment where we wrap up conversations and pieces of information.

precious, hungry data. Data. Hmm, what does this data taste like? Hmm. Let me combine with this data. It tastes explosion. What the fuck? This is actually going to be really important for me to catch up on what I missed.

Ah, yes. Yes, it's a good litmus test. Fow's keeping as a constant. What's a lip-wist test? It's when you go, get back, I will protect you. Is it like when, when, um, Papa, Papa,

Papa Kent is like, just let me die. Yeah. Allow me to be destroyed. Allow me to be killed. By air in a circle. Pringy way to die, man.

It genuinely is Let me die, Godson Yeah Don't save people Okay Philosophically I agree with you, Dad Yeah Um

Right Gabby of the Boreal Valley Can get this one going Just want to say Alex And this is from the job Group chat You did a fire job with the last step It's by far my favourite

Solo episode yet You came into the episode With the focus And were locked in I think the episode will be therapeutic to jarling so it will be revisited for years to come Wow They like those dinosaurs man

Yeah I mean I'm colour me impressed Yeah I kind of did like a whole Timeline of the Bull Brothers like breakdown Oh shit really Yeah like in debt Are you fucking with me or did you actually Which part

Any of it the dinosaurs or the pool brothers well oh are you saying the pool brothers what were you hearing I don't know what's the story with the guys like the rivalry in the dinosaur community

oh the bone wars the bone wars I did a whole I think you're talking about the bone wars I don't oh no no I said Paul brothers as in like Logan yeah yeah no okay yeah I'm assuming you didn't

do that no I did do that but I did do that but I did do that but I didn't do the dinosaur thing and halfway through I stopped it to do a twerking tutorial with lay lay pawns well her video was what was teaching me right got you

yeah yeah okay so yes to the question what was the question that wasn't a question it was just someone saying you did a good job ah so yes uh thunder slug says thoughts on silk song release date announced

I remember Jim talking about Hollow Night some time ago. I'm not sure if you ever finished it. So are the boys going to check it out? I didn't ever finish it, but... It's never gonna come out. Do you reckon? No, I will. It will and it will be like...

But just don't even pay attention. Pretend it doesn't exist until it does, because... Yeah. I want to say I was in primary school when they were talking about silk song. Yeah. It genuinely feels like that. But... See, to me, it's not something that I'm like...

like you're not aching for it but you're ready for it i know some people hollow night is like their favorite game yeah and i kind of get it um it's cool it's got a little bugs that go yeah yeah the funny little worm guys yeah you're winning me over just from there i don't know why i didn't haven't played it to be honest i kept telling you to play it i feel like it's more your thing than mine yeah yeah i could see that it's not that much of a gamer anymore. Yeah, you're um, you've kind of become like a type of beta, I guess.

Hmm. I'm no longer a gamer now I'm a straighter, I guess. Yeah. Ever since um, Joe Rogan took your V card, you know, but it's a game anymore. Um, but yeah, uh, uh, I think

it's, it's done that thing where like it's, they've given us too much information. They shouldn't have told us so long ago that they're just hide. Just hide. Just run hide then. Yeah. Because, like, you're kind of bigging it up, and the longer you leave it, the more we're expecting, you know? Yeah.

If it was released back when it was originally going to be released, it wouldn't need to be half as good as it needs to be now. Agreed. Almost as much as I agree with, the chocolate bass, who writes in. Saying, uh... What was that delay? The chocolate bass didn't write in. I know. I thought you were just going to play out.

No, I just, I just froze on that one. Were you going to say something? I didn't have the guts. Okay. Well, save that nugget of an idea for the future. Yeah, I'll have to put it in my back pocket for later. Yeah, maybe beddy it and give it a bit of water. So we got some comments outside of the child group chat.

Lama Fluffs had finally caught up on the cast for this episode. after being about six weeks behind The worst thing is when you watch eight hours in a few days You don't want to watch a new one Because you burnt out And then the cycle starts again Watching the baby Rick episode Followed by the They Took Him episode

Was one of the biggest emotional roller coasters I've been on Are you still doing that thing with a new chair every week? No I mean this is one Yeah but it's not every week Yeah it's not gonna be a new one of these After the effort it took to get it up here

My God Yeah I'm still sweating I'd probably recommend measuring things before. Yeah, that's crazy to me. You went and bought a fucking sofa. You didn't even know if it fit in the room. I've been like researching sofas for so long now that I've just like, I get,

I give up. You just go for whatever. I just guesstimated it. It's like, whatever. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Quazy, crazy.

Um, yeah, so not a new thing with the chairs every week no more That's a different one But I'm sorry that you had the double whammy That was season two or whatever Yeah, yeah, brutal Into three Brutal

Yeah, it's a bit calmer nowadays Since, uh, we lost the baby Um Johnny Bongo Drum says Question Everything Learn Nothing is the tagline Of my two favourite podcasts JARMedia and the Joe Rogan experience Yeah

Say that again Question Everything Learn Nothing is the tagline of my two favorite podcast, JAR Media and Jira Rogen experience Sorry, I don't know why that didn't twig the first time Which does it apply more to Unfortunately it doesn't apply to us quite much

Yeah, it's the other one That's so funny there It genuinely applies to that podcast So like No we gotta start getting like Reactionists on Get reactionists on We gotta get those brothers

You know What they call the Weinsteins Weinsteins You know these guys The hype boys or whatever They're not hype They're like scientists I don't know what you're talking about

they were in the IDW IDW the intellectual dark web you've lost me dude do you not remember that

the intellectual dark web that's like that's Ben Shapiro and shit right let me see it's been a while since

they had that like MCU yeah Joe Rogan Jay Rogan was in there He's classed as one of them Yeah he's like in the heart of it Versus edge.org

What Edges dot org Right who do we have here Yeah The sinister I don't recognize who that is Is that Douglas Murray? No those are the Weinsteins

These two We've never seen them and like Just zoom in vaguely maybe that's Sam Harris Dave Rubin I don't know who these women are they're just a group of people

that were all funded by Russia or tricked that picture of Jerry Oaken's good make sure I've got this image to spare thumbnail material yeah so what was the question IDW Nothing. Yeah. So learn nothing, question everything. I love it.

Isaac Collins says, Alex, you started the podcast when you're 21. At the start of 2016, Jim James and Rubin were in their late teens. I know. Was this not something that was talked about on? I think it was because I said something about having audio of me online from when I was a teenager. Oh right And I think they were thinking It only meant the cast What I was meaning Starting videos in 2013 Which is what I was referencing

Starting videos as in Like Manman Man Man-Man I-H-E When was I... When was I... He was created in 2013 Really? Yeah What the fuck

So I actually had been going a while Before the cast Yeah A long while Wow Wow Yeah Oh, okay

Yeah Incredible Max and Jones 9040 says Has Alex moved past His plant hyperfixation Some of those plants are looking A little dead

Um I've got this like New thing I've started doing That when I start recording I constantly itch my nose Like I've been snorting a lot And it's not because of that I swear

I don't know why Really It's just I'm just picking boogers Okay You've always been a big Bugger pecker though Let's be honest. Yeah, I like the big crusties.

Yeah, that's what you're fishing for, but when you get a slimy wormer. Slimy wormer that's mostly blood. Yeah. Surfing on my bugger shield. Do you still like plants? Of course, I'd quite like them, but not very much anymore. You've sort of gone off. I've gone off of living things.

Do you like dead things now or... Now I only play in the realm of the dead. I can I collect bodies now? Yeah, fertilizer. No, it's just because we had a heat wave recently and specifically my spider plants. Can't hack it. I can't fucking hack it. What, you're not anonymous.

You're not a rising up hacker group. of sorts. Rising up. I'm rising up, but I'm not a hacker. Well, I'm just a hacker and I'm not rising up. I'm the muscle of the gang. I'm anonymous muscle. I'm like V.

He's the brain, is the organization? This guy, well, he's kind of the muscle. Shout out to the Sonico Seas that were in the night rain thumbnail. Yeah. I apologize. Alex wasn't playing as bad. bird I know I should have played his bird

yeah that would have fit his time traveling archaeopteryx a bit more the last comment I have is forgot to comment this last week this is from a boot scoot but I drive a big rig for work and you cheeky boys get to ride with me in the truck every Monday thanks for making

the long drives a little bit less boring hell yeah awesome big rigs are fucking cool what a fucking cool job I hope he drives past like schools in the early morning going, do, do, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, drive through like a densely populated area, pounding the fucking horn.

Past their hospital. Yeah. No, okay, could you come and pick us up and we, like, film an episode in the big one? That'd be cool. Getting shipped. Have a sleepover in his little bed thing. Yeah.

They look so cool now. Yeah, the rooms are, like, legit. Yeah. proper little den you can have all sorts of items yeah sweet you can store your blood slides your uh blood slides do you not have like a secret collection of blood slides what the fuck are you asking in hell no for like you know from your victims there's trophies oh right yeah You meant like water slides With blood as the lubricant

The water Hmm That's like a Halloween theme That's why I thought you were talking about hell Why was I talking about hell That sounds like something that would be in hell A blood slide That's what the devil does for fun

No I was thinking like Dexter you know He's got the blood slays Yeah yeah I figured In his little nice booty wooty boxy-woxy. Hey, yeah, yeah.

Blood slides. More like boogers lads, am I wrong? Yeah. Yeah. I'm really thirsty today. I'm really thirsty today. It's probably from eating two pizzas in

two days. Yeah. I've really been enjoying salt as well. Yeah. I've been having copious amounts of salt on pretty much all. I've been drinking salt water Yeah

No, salt water hits different When you're that little bit Not that thirsty and you want to be thirstier Yeah What's the opposite of quenching I'm Stru It feels like it should rhyme

But I don't think it does Stealing Stealing Emptying Shall I ask the database of Knowledge Yeah Hey

chat gbt what's the opposite of the fuck do you spell quench quenching Q-U-U-E-N-C-H how else would you spell quench? Come on now word hippo has the answer

uh agitate What because quench is to like satisfy one's thirst Right Agitate Nah that feels wrong

Agitate ones Exacabate? Disappoint one's quench. What? No. So, uh, I got one topic, right? And yeah, it is what you think it is. I don't, I have no thoughts. It's a CBT. Oh, yes. I guess you couldn't do one last week.

I couldn't do one. I didn't feel the need to do one last week. Actually, no, there was a therapist. angle though okay um i called my therapist and had him on as a guest oh nice did you just air out everything just totally betrayed uh confidentiality yeah uh yeah my therapist tony came on um tony sup not not tony sup a different tony everyone likes um yeah Tony the tiger Tony the Liga more as I like to say Tony's Liger yeah what was your question yes I didn't ask a question why do you keep saying that huh saying what no forget it forget it right

um I need some more Prosecco okay even though there's I like having at least It's a little bit crazy that they just put wines in a bowl and then squish them up and then they become like Wines in a bowl do they there Have you seen the video the woman stomping on the the grapes and she tries to push the other woman and then she slips Oh yeah, oh oh oh yeah Why did she do that? that noise because she got like winded or something it felt like yeah if i had no control over my body the noise it might make yeah yeah it's um from fox news is it

oh oh oh oh yeah it must i hurt i feel like i need to play it um now that it's been talked about without um yeah yeah it's something from fox news is it fox five on a whole day. Stop. Oh, stop. Oh, I can't...

Ow, ow, ow, Oh, stop. Oh, oh, oh, I can't breathe. Stop. Oh,

Oh, no. What the fuck? Oh, I can't know. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, I can't... Oh, ow, ow, ow, stop! Oh, I can't breathe. Stop. We've all been there. Do you remember the feeling of being winded?

I've been winded in ages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But even as a kid, I don't remember reacting quite like that. Well, no, it was more like a total absence of, like, being able to do anything. That sound is how it feels. Yeah, exactly. That's awesome. Yeah.

What a magical moment caught on camera. On live TV. No less. That's what, like, wasn't it crazy that they, like, streamed E3 for so long? Like, why did they do that? What, like on TV? Like, it was a live event. Yeah.

It wasn't like a pre-recorded. Yeah, yeah. And so much would go wrong. Every time, it was like, what? Cringy shit is going to happen. Every time it was so uncomfortable. But that was what made it awesome. That Joel McAil Game Awards.

That was like... Yeah. It would be like cringe comedy. That's like the... I remember watching that and just being like, what the fuck is happening? I think he actually made it work. Yeah, but gamers hated that one.

Which is crazy. They were really upset about that one. Yeah, because he was like making fun of people. Yeah. It's like, of course, gamers won't have a fucking sense of humor. Yeah. It's all very serious. Yeah.

Don't make fun of video games. They're really cool. I'm not a gamer because I have no life. Lord knows how many lives I get to choose to have. Yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. Was that you that fathered or was that pays or both of you? I've been just releasing, like, a stream.

yeah fuck me right the subi T anyway right you cannot look okay yeah I'm not looking I'm not looking I averted my eyes oh my god that is fucking vile

okay this wasn't me then that's not that's genuinely not me it is Paisley that's from the fucking grease that's yes Paisley gained access to like an entire

cow's worth of fat she's been on the lard she managed to get a bowl of lard it's whatever she's just eating like a kilo and a half butter um so things are going to get stinky around here but right we're going to do a CBT which stands for cringe based or tough which is where we go through a bunch of quotes from a philosopher a musician a franchise whatever we used to reveal what they were from the quotes who they might be from but we thought it would be more interesting if

um i keep it secret until you can either guess or whatever revealed at the end yeah and like the last one which was morrissey i think we did yes if you don't get it by the time it gets the last quote the last quote will be the reveal okay okay yep so it's almost like a countdown right perhaps some things are best left forgotten for now read that again perhaps some things are best left left forgotten for now um really one more time perhaps some things are best left forgotten for now perhaps some things are best left forgotten for now yeah I might have to go cringe on that one yeah I'm surprised it got you it took you that long to get to that that that that that that that conclusion well i i'm because i don't know who it is i'm

trying to feel out like am i misinterpreting this am i you know like not arranging these ideas properly in my head and but yeah cringe it's not the place that's haunted it's the people cringe yeah you can't outrun your past it catches up even if you're fast cringe Another cringe Okay Yeah Leave the demon to his demons

Rest your own soul There is nothing else I'm gonna be honest I'm not really liking any of these We'll be honest, go with your gut Cringe So you gave that one cringe So it's a full cringe run so far

This hasn't happened yet No this has been the cringiest Without a doubt Grief isn't something you fit it's something you carry I wouldn't call that cringe no but it's definitely not tough it's I'll go best

a baseline low based yeah yeah like it's true what was it the was that the outrun your past one no um the demons grief or grief yeah the truth is that most people we love

are the ones who hurt us the most. Um, it's true, I guess, but, like, it's kind of a played out sentiment. A bit platitudal.

Yeah, bit of a platitude. I'm gonna go cringe on that, I'm afraid. The darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting friend cringe who is this I consider

it a dignified death actually it was quite pathetic banjo noises banjo noises there's two more and you have no idea so far no

read that one again I consider it a dignified death. Actually, it was quite pathetic. Banjo noises. Cringe? I don't know. I don't know what I'm supposed to get out of that.

If you try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything, anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Okay, kind of based, I guess. Yeah? So two bases, all the others cringe. Yeah. Cringe across the board.

And the last one. Uh-huh. uh hello hello hello uh i wanted to record a message for you to help you to get settled in on your first night what is scott colthorthorne is that his name the fuck yeah the five nights at freddie's creator this is just fnaff quotes What? Yeah.

These are all from Fnaf. When the fuck are these things? What? Are they from the movie? I don't remember them in the movie, maybe. Jesus Christ. There's a lot of law nowadays. Yeah, yeah.

Wow. Okay. Your gut was pretty good on it, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty happy. happy with how I align this because I would have liked for

Morrissey to have more cringes but he was clap on him he was clapping yeah he at least knows how to write a good song okay are any of them hitting you in

hindsight now um if anything I'm more confused Yeah, I didn't collect these quotes Someone who I forgot to screenshot and credit Gathered them Are you sure they didn't make a lot of these up I mean that would be a nice fun reveal

It's not the place that's haunted It's the people Like how the fuck does that make sense In the context of a game where robots get haunted Law I guess you know it's not the house that's haunted

it's the people is from insidious oh these all insidious quotes yeah someone like AI asked maybe they're not from

Well, they're FNAF coded. They're fucking twins. They are all Fnaf coded. Well, that's my topic. You wanted to talk about something quite real. Yes. I was thinking the other day about journeys. Like Claptrap, teaming up with Baby Yoda going on an adventure?

Yeah, yeah. What would be your, like, dream journey? My dream t-shirt, two different nerd properties, and smash together. Yeah. So I'm thinking, like, Claptrap and Baby Yoda. He kind of already, like, killed it. He didn't get better than that. Maybe Dobby somewhere.

Dobby holding hands with Baby Yoda. Yeah. Dobby and Yoda do look like Kin Distant relatives, you know We're not distant relatives, more like lovers Baby Yoda's the love child of Dobby and Yoda Yeah

Yeah, I was thinking something similar I do like Dobby I do like Yoda I do like clap trap Who doesn't? You don't even need to say that That's just it should be assumed Are we talking Jack Black Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Black's

Clap Trap. Yeah. Would you clap Jack, back, trapped? Would you clap, clap traps? Clap trap. Voiced by Jack Black. Are you looking for the Borderlands four? I got it down on preloads. Yeah?

I got my preloads ready. I can fucking. for new black jack's jack black clap trap handsome jack black's clap clap i hope in boardlands too the movie that jack black also plays handsome jack black yeah and i hope Kevin Hart comes black I hope Kevin Hart comes black I hope Kevin Hart becomes black I hope Kevin Hart becomes black I hope Kevin Hart comes back with Jack Black and makes a short joke about Kevin Hart. How many ditty parties do you think Kevin Hart went to? He never missed one.

Yeah. He always made sure he can make it. Do you know what I feel about Kevin Hart? What do you feel about Kevin Hart? I feel like I've made a reference to this in the last year. But you know men in black, there's that tiny alien in the body. the big body yeah and the guy he's like controlling yeah i feel like Kevin Hart is the tiny alien in the body of the rock like that's yeah yeah they're never actually in the same room

together like it's camera trickery yeah he does give those vibes for sure controller but he I think he also has someone controlling him on the inside kaisenat baby Yoda

yeah clap trap voice by jack black is controlling Kevin Hart Kevin Hart on the inside of the rock who's performing

and he's and it was that the like do you remember men in black international pornie yeah of course was pornie doing that to Camel and Gianni

is that the reveal um he was like a soldier he was a he was a porn what was porn he's law he's a porn in the game of life tell me his backstory um so there was a race of aliens

who were quite happily living on a chessboard and they they all get got massacres apart from one porn who has no purpose without his king or queen so upon meeting

um the woman in black he labels her as his new queen that's not that far off were you actually recalling the movie I was trying my fucking past it's literally impossible yeah

I want to watch that movie again yeah that's a special movie in retrospect yeah maybe we can do a video on that movie because uh it's that fucking image is uh yeah that's revisiting porny in 2020 25 yeah pornie 20 years later how many if you had to guess like you know every single piece of media is available to be bought on iTunes, on streaming services. How many engagements has Men and Black

International seen in the last month? Oh, in the last month? None. Has a single person bought Men and Black International in the past 30 days? Out of like the 7 billion people on a, not a single person

in the past like year. I bet. nobody's fucking maybe maybe one grandma has bought it by accident as well in on DVD though from like a charity shop because they thought it was the original men in black yeah they were getting it for their kid for Christmas or something their kid who doesn't have a DVD um he's got a Wikipedia page um well the film must be somewhat successful then right I mean men in black It's in the men in black wiki

Nice It doesn't even say like his His race doesn't even have like a name Biography Little is known of Pony's species Or where they came from However it is evident that the society is run by a monarchy They have a queen

To which all other species are subservient And their purpose is to serve and protect this queen. Their appearance resembles chess pieces. Even more so in their armor patterns, it seems they are able to reduce themselves in size and utilize their armor as a protective shell. Unfortunately, after agents H and Emma are introduced to the tiny alien species they are eliminated by the twins, who are in search of the powerful crystal super weapon. Leaving Pawnee is the only survivor. Wait, so you actually remembered that year. I didn't remember any of that

Like literally nothing That's like the introduction scene Like if I had to remember like Why is he saying perfectly done when he's His whole species have been Because he's not that fuss really He's happy about it Yeah

It's just shit Quickly after being rescued by the agents Pony shows great remorse in his queen's death And very nearly attempt suicide Claiming he no longer has a purpose Agent M is able to convince him otherwise And so Pawnee pledges his loyalty to her His new queen, that's what I said

Seeing her as his new queen Pornie is an outgoing, eccentric comedic And loyal friend to the agents Especially M and is also a fierce ally Pony arguably has a large role In helping the agents defeat the hive controlled high tea At the Eiffel Tower Where it was by his quick thinking and actions

That saved Agent M from the Hives' wormhole and pulled her back into the tower. Worms? Where she could use the crystal super weapon against the evil alien and destroy it for good. Worms? I don't remember the uh, the worms being villains.

I don't remember the worms being in it at all. I thought Porni was the new worm. Yeah, that's what they were going for. Right, I think people are going to like this guy even more than the worms. Said an exact. And then they greenlight a bunch of merch. Yeah, yeah.

Like a side TV show. Are we in a place now where like porny, uh, well, they're not brickheads, what are they called pop finals? Yeah. Um, are actually valuable because like three people bought one. Do you have one? Yeah. Yeah, I'm the one person that bought.

You have the only one. Oh, I always spell him wrong. How do you spell them? P-A-W-N-Y. How is it spelled? E-Y. P-A-W-N-Y. P-A-W-N-Y.

Pornie. Oh, no, the price has gone up for them. Okay. Profit. 30-quit. Definitely wasn't 30-quip when I fucking bought it. It's not in its case, though. My one.

Nah. Not of the box. They had a whole line. You could get Agent H, Agent M, Alien Twins, and Porny. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You can get Agent M for Fiver. Agent M worth shit.

Everyone was porny. drop 30 bucks on that if you had to guess the budget of that movie what would you say uh 190 million pounds

dollars okay men in black international 2019 was made for 110 million dollars 110

how much did it make 253 what they made loads of money it audiences loved it what the fuck I thought it was going to be like 10

how the fuck did it make that much money wait so like roughly double the budget it for advertising it's still profited so that's like 200 million so it

at least broke even they didn't lose money and then probably sold millions of DVDs yeah and like streaming rights and shit that's in so maybe it's more than you thought so they're like

when when a movie has like a big you know like big companies behind it it just can't fail oh it can fail Joker 2 well that made less money

than men in black internet yeah are you serious they lost money on Joker 2 yeah how because they spent like 200 million dollars on

that's how you do it and then everyone hated it and no one saw it Yeah. At least Men in Black International had, like, porny. Yeah. What's Trigger, too? Yeah. Men of Black International stayed in our hearts and minds.

You know. So do you think Valerian and the City of a Thousand Minutes or Men in Black International is, like, more iconic? I think, you know what? If you had to shut one on right now. It would be men in black. I want to see Pony again. There's only one tiny little bit from Valerian I can remember. What bit?

The, um, when the, like, creatures shot up into the sky. Whoop, who, who, boy. Yeah, it feels like a fucking cartoon. Yeah. Yeah, what a terrible film. Which, which is more iconic than men in black? Man in Black's more iconic. Pony.

perfectly done he's got like moments he's got a catchphrase yeah and a stance you know you want to see him hit that stance

yeah yeah yeah cop his icon it's like Han Solo with his hand up up on the gun it's like his equivalent Valerian has a way higher budget

really even though it's two years earlier wow well they thought this was gonna be like the new Star Wars it was nearly two hundred million dollars for valerian wow and how much did it make

225 million okay I guess that's a huge flop though yeah with um advertising and shit yeah but that is more than it deserves yeah way more like how the fuck did they do that why did they make it

because they want a creepy guy to make more movies, I guess. Who's creepy guy? Luke Besson. Who the fuck's that? He did, like, Leon the Professional and... He made that? And, um, Lucy.

Remember that? That was Scarlett Johansson, where it's like... We unlocked the brain. And she becomes the internet. Yeah, I don't get it with him. Um, I guess we'll see after these messages. Whibble wobble Dibble doble

Flipple Flipple Clipp or clopple Do you need to wash your labooboo or anything? No, I think I'm good. Yeah. What's up JAR Media

and Joyers a new Hite merch drop is inbound. Question everything. Learn nothing. Hit to the store. You silly billies. Yeah. Thank you, range rover driver.

I'm going to drive my rangerover later. What's this new vehicle? It's a rangerover granny. What a twat. Let me find it. Make me feel sick hearing that. This is cool then this latest car. The range rover granny.

A rangerover granny. What a twat. He looks like a rangerover granny. Yeah, he does. He's the Rangerover Granny. Hello, Ranger Rover Granny! You're out there. Welcome to the second hour for the cast.

Well, we head over to the... Ranger Rover Granny. We head over to the Ranger River Granny, and we probably break down. But we don't have insurance. Yeah. So we're going to ask Ronnie Pickering to come up. If you are anyone but Ronnie Pickering, head over to the suggestion thread. Over on the jar media,

uh, epicenter. On Reddit slash Ronnie Pickering.com. Where the termites like to congeal lay their eggs, build their fortress. Ronnie Pickering's in an accumulation of termites. Ronnie Pickering's at the heart of the town. termite cell. Hidden down deep with the queen.

Ronnie Pickering is the termite queen. Well, if you got this far into the show, I need you to leave a comment saying, Ronnie Pickering! Yeah. What have you done, Ronnie? Who? Me!

Um, but before that, I've got some, I got some real stuff to drop, something really serious. Yeah. My nappy rash is finally cleared up. My diaper rash. The cream started working. No more nappy rash for me, dude. What do they call nappy rash in America? Diper rash.

Diper rash. Diper rash. they must tell us please what do you call it yeah diaper rash what do you call it i got that diaper rash again dude you want to borrow my cream you want me to run to the store and get some type cream yeah i've got some talc in the cupboard. Let me go get some lotion?

Lation. Man, crazy culture of people. Yeah. It's nappy rush, Granny. Granny's pretty got some nappy rash. Yeah, man. Early shit.

I'm looking forward to getting shit like that, you know, just getting old and disgusting. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I'm being just nasty and getting away with it. Just demanding. Yeah. Can you put Vaseline on my feet, please?

Yeah. Put some Bongchella where it's the sun, don't shine. Yeah. Oh my God. E quiche every day. The same flavor of quiche. every day the same flavor of soup

and quiche every day every day never change and be bigoted that's just a given yeah just hate with your full soul hate with every inch

of diaper rash that covers your body maybe that's why they're so mad Get some oat on that, oat milk, whatever it is. Coconut cream. Fucking butter milk. Yeah. Get some fucking butter milk on that rash.

Get some fucking pancake batter lathered up between your cheeks. Two cups of flour and then chocking granny. Chocking granny and her diaper rash cream. Secret ingredient. Diving. I don't like applying the cream manually. I like eating it through my favourite cake. Oh my god.

How do we even get there? Did he even I didn't even ask the question yet No I don't know how we got there Um Okay Right

Right right right Right let's bring the mood down Yeah Let's reel it in Reel in Let's do this one from The Joker Balabilla

Bart Fellas Just want to start by saying, I've been a listener for a few years now, and this is my very first comment slash suggestion. Thanks for keeping my life silly and bringing me many laughs while I fold the laundry or cook dinner. I'm going through a pretty rough patch right now. On top of my usual struggles of jobs and finding a sense of direction, I'm going through a pretty painful breakup. We have an apartment together, and that has only made things more complicated. Pretty soon, instead of talking about our feelings, we'll be talking about things like furniture, the rent, and getting a truck to move her stuff. I could go on about this forever

But let's go to the question When times have been tough for you guys What are some pieces of advice Slash quotes Slash mantras That have kept you or encouraged you Sorry, kept you going or encouraged you We will have things we repeat to ourselves

When we feel lost from the humble fuck it we ball To Gandalf's All we have to decide Is what to do with the time is given to us Just wondering if there are any words That have resonated with you in the past Or in your daily life Thanks boys

the breakup jarling um yeah there's you can't outrun your past it catches up to you even if you're faster i tend to just chuck on fnaf and see what kind of quotes that you're scare yourself out of it yeah scare the emotions away do you find things like that actually help when you're in like a rut what like entertainment like joe rogan just being like yeah wake up at 5 a.m and just douse yourself and ice and then run with your block head golden retriever to your legs like that yeah i mean that works if you're like fucking dumb if you're an idiot person if you're millionaire in l a yeah if you're like a billionaire yeah sure that might work um but for like human beings no i think it takes a bit more finesse um

i think i think the it's more it's it's not so much words that have stuck with me but like a a philosophy of like um the the bad isn't like bad necessarily like the feeling is okay unavoidable yeah so like do feel it um wallowing it yeah Slop up on your skin like cream To a degree Let it consume you Like nappy rash Yeah let the nappy rash consume you

Yeah Like diaper rash ointment cake Hmm Well yeah that's how I'd put it Is have a slice of that cake But maybe you don't eat the whole cake Yeah But it like

There's a bit of everything In every day You know And that balance shifts over time and you will be okay yeah maybe something like I love B B B B B L's

B B B L L L Lill Look up What does he say That stands for bad bitches link up Who says they Will Smith in his last song Oh fuck yeah Jesus Christ

Bibi Earls Yeah Stuff like that I find quite Uplifted Yeah just Just Just learn about Will Smith's life And it makes yours

infinitely better No breakup even comes worse To his continuous marriage And living situation So it makes anyone feel good I bite off more than I can chew I chew it I pull the pin out of the grenade

intentionally before I throw it He actually says that It's fucking embarrassing On purpose before I threw it Yeah embarrassing Maybe we've got to do Like a Will Smith CBT at some point

He's got some quotes We are the men in black yeah um what is this some kind of suicide squire yeah he does have some really good ones but they tend to be not in his favor yeah yeah people always say welcome to earth but they make it like really over the top when he delivers it in quite a like just normal way in the film does he yeah well fuck that film it's shit

Well, yeah. It's a trash film. No, but it's got conspiracies. That has conspiracies. Area 51. I watched that Netflix documentary about... Do you remember this happening? Someone made a Facebook group and was like,

Let's Storm Area 51. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was like a bunch of fat, fucking, like, terminally online conspiracy theories. Yeah, like barely anyone showed up. Yeah, and they rocked up and just going to do that day. Yeah. And they rocked up and just,

sent away it's a two-part Netflix documentary now you know soon Netflix is gonna run out of like all the Wikipedia pages to adapt yeah yeah yeah how was it how was the documentary it's from this series what is it called yeah you know right right it's called like podcast unlocked and then whatever the disaster is like poo boat i talked about poo boat a few months or weeks ago yeah pu boat whatever yeah it's very just like flop really it's netflix slop i think you yeah you get more and your time is better spent just reading a wikipedia article about the event because they have to just embellish it so much to make yeah yeah to fill it out yeah um um um

Dobbs says, guys, I can't hold it in any longer. What the F does Tuff mean? Baste I get. Cringe, I understand. But Tuff passes me by. Please help me. It's tearing me up inside, Bebber. Bebber? Um

No. No. No. It's not my place. No. It's not my place to teach It's my place to consume And then say

Consume the slop Consume the slop Consume the Netflix Documentary Slop Uh huh I'm I'm looking forward to When I'm

I can be Just perfectly Numb to all Just consuming Endless Slop You know Yeah Where my senses

Are all entirely At all times tuned in, locked in with slop. Do you know what I'm like hype for? I'm hyped for all the streaming services to add

between four and five times watch speeds because I already watch YouTube at 1.5 times speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then you could have like one air pod with one video at five times speed

and then like an audio book in the other air pod at like six times speed yeah while watching a movie yeah and playing on your fucking steam deck yeah you got that simpson's phone game giving you a notification every five minutes yeah yeah clash of clans clash of clans simpsons yeah what's that fucking game create a clash for it create a clash the um the one where you're like a horse and it shoots the red

guys. Have you seen these ads? Clash of Clans. I always get the one where it's like that bridge and there's the zombies. And then all these other ads appear that are like, you know those ads for those fake games? Well, we've gone and made

a real version of the fake game. So get over here and play the real fake game now. Yeah. But I had the weirdest experience where like I keep getting these abs for this like it's like a tower defense and you ride around on a horse and you shoot you shoot the red guys right and I I kept getting these ads and then like I was in London and I was on the tube and then like I saw like three people on

the two playing that exact game yeah and I'm like what the fuck yeah like it but also it just looks like the ad so it's like I'm walking around mm-hmm and there's just ads for this thing fucking everywhere everyone's playing it is that like the moment you lose is when like

because I've done it I put my hands up when you're watching the gameplay of the bridge zombie thing and you're just like watching the advert

yeah oh we just got the bazooker that suits shoots three yeah no don't get the times two there's the times eight

yeah yeah yeah I know exactly what you're saying. Is that like the moment it's over for you? That's when you've been got. When you reach the end of the advert and you're like, what have I done? Yeah. It's too late now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

then like you have to be straight with yourself going forwards. It's like, again, it's slop. You're just filling your brain and time with slop. Zombie. I mean, if that game were to be actually made, I play it all fucking day every day. so you're telling me that game isn't even real no i've downloaded one on before it was just fake totally fucking fabricated so wait if you download the app and what's on the app it's like a

it's it's a game that's like a totally watered down like just the shittest version of that idea that you could imagine oh my shit man yeah um oh i loved this question from Enormous is erratic. Hello, gents. I have a confession. About a year ago, I was walking along my college campus and noticed an abandoned gym membership keychain on the ground. The gym it belonged to was the nicest in my area, about $80 a month. So the next day I scanned it at the turnstile entrance and, to my surprise, it still worked. I continued going to the gym for the next six months, all while wondering whose identity I was borrowing. One day the scanner failed. and I knew the jig was up.

I nervously told the person at the front desk that I had another key fob in my car and left. It was exhilarating, never knowing if or when I would be caught out and it actually motivated me to exercise more than if I was paying for it myself. Is this a victimless crime? Have you ever found something valuable

that had been discarded by someone else? That's fascinating. I mean, that's awesome, and I think kind of a victimless crime. So six months That's a really long time to be able to use that Presumably the other person just had a different Copy of the same

Maybe they lost that one and just got another new one They still had the same subscription And you can I guess use this gym whenever you want Yeah So they didn't have some process of Seeing it scan Like none of the staff are going to give a shit No

It's not like a photo of this person Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah awesome Hell yeah, a victimless crime. You just won. Absolutely. Six months is, yeah, great.

Yeah, I bet you've made some genuine gains. The most valuable thing I've ever found, I guess, was like a debit card. And part of me was like, go use contact list. Go use contactless or buy something on Amazon. Well, yeah. I didn't want to do Amazon because then, like, immediately. It's linked to your account or something. Well, it would be linked to my account.

like I'd get it delivered to my address and then it would be right yeah yeah but whereas if I just contact list and then just like chucked the card down the drain or something yeah but I couldn't I just couldn't because that's not a victimless crime you should have bought some T-mooh men and black international merch yeah yeah some porny models or whatever commission a porny painting with the guy A contentless card you found. Yeah, yeah. I found that wallet once in Jersey.

And it was like a morality challenge for a child that I failed. Did you steal from it? It had a 10 pound note and a 20 pound note. And to me, that was like, life-changing. But I couldn't tell anybody either because I was like a child. And it's like, how would I even spend this, you know? Yeah. But, you know, we had these, um, our parents got.

us these piggy banks that were in the shape of like phone boxes weren't they god yeah they were like red phone boxes they were like made out a tin and that's where I stored this wallet that I found that had the cash in until for some reason mum just went in it and found it and was like why do you have this and then just stole it mom needs some money for some f*** yeah and back then that was that's like cigarettes for like a month Yeah, genuinely. I'm going to have to filter the way you said it. Americans can't hack it.

Oh, shit. Will that get automatically flag? I don't know if it'll get flag, but it's probably just what I should do, right? Yeah, I guess. It's pretty fucking obvious what I'm saying. Oh, no, I know. I know that. But yeah.

So, anything else of value? nothing too crazy no yeah I said I had a morality check thing once where I was um

back when I was at secondary school I was walking to my piano lesson and um this girl was in front of me and out of her back pocket fell out a 20 pound note so then it was like oh you know free money for me

yeah but again I didn't I like Superman hopiumed here you go ma'am I'm a punk rocker yes I am I ran off singing that

I was really annoyed I forgot to mention the use of that song in the video I put up on you fucked up I did fuck up I'd even like noted that down as well and sometimes you just forget it's okay

oh I'm a spider from avatar to enjoyer yes I am I'm glad, I'm glad you've come around on that movie. Well, it's not like I was anti it. No, I know, but you still gave it like a strong seven. You didn't seem all that like fussed. No. Because it, I didn't emotionally connect with me on the first watch as much as I was hoping.

It did for me. I was like crying. Whereas that's more what I was expecting, but didn't until all the rewatch. Maybe it's because I just, I just don't understand anything until I have subtitles and then I can actually understand. stand what's happened. Good. We got two more here before we wrap this episode up. Funky boy fresh says

after listening to the listener demographics in last episode, it got me thinking about the types of people other jarlings are that I've interacted with. For me, it feels like there are a large number of queer slash LGBT jarlings

and was wondering why you think that is exactly. Hulk on, Hulk smashers Do you have any theories on that? Because I've noticed that too And I don't really know why Um Is it how gay we are?

I think we're quite straight-coded To be honest Yeah I don't know I'd like to know Why you might think Yeah I mean I guess we're

We're not like We're not like Straight-coded in the way I guess not very likely Laddie. Yeah, we're not, yeah. And we're not like, uh, conventional, as it were. Yeah.

We just had like a 20 minute segment about Porny from Men and Black International. Yeah. In 2025. And if that's not the gayest shit you ever heard, that ain't what it is. Is Porni like gay coded? Porni is, yeah. What about Dobby? Dobby's gay.

Is he? He loves Harry. Well, no, I thought Dobby was a woman and is a lesbian. No. No, Dobby's got a little dong. Does he? Dobby's down. No, Dobby's straight then, sorry.

Dobby's don't. I have clung, sir. I don't like hearing Dobby talk about clunge. I don't like hearing anyone talk about clung. I do like it when it's the president of the United States. Yeah Um, fuck Get some

Pump for me, master The golden Pump will free me from slavery Give me some pumpum And I'll be free Right Right There's one more here

And it's a long gross story About poo Okay So I like putting these at the end When there is one Pooh So people have a chance To know out if they don't want to hear it

Okay But um Scottish scum Can wrap this episode up Hey jar Long time no see I listened to every story That's been told on

This posd act About someone nearly or fully shitting themselves And laugh to every story Mainly because I had this idea Of superiority Of safety Yeah

I a grown adult Would at this point in my life Never fully or nearly shit myself But things changed recently. And I figured it's only fair to share this story, even if it's not read on the cast. On Sunday the 17th of August, I was going for a walk in the woods in a woodland trail near my house early in the morning. This path is used quite frequently by people on their bikes or walking their dogs, including when I was there at about 7 a.m. On this walk, I decided to walk down this

big hilly part of the trail, walking past a couple of people as I went. But I felt the faint grumbling in my stomach. The feeling has many names, diarrhea, the trots, liquid shits, but for now, it was fair to say, Ria was building. When I felt this, I was near the bottom of this hill, which is about 20 minutes from my house. I figured I should try and get home as quickly as possible, as I felt I'd never get a grumble. Showing my naivete, in this situation, I ran little uphill. Running, as I now know, I had a little bit of natural lax, sorry, no, running as I now know, has a little bit of a natural laxative effect to the human body, meaning I had signed my own skib mark warrant, so to speak. Determined not to soil myself, I decided I had no choice but to hop over the moss-ridden cobblestone wall of path and walk through the field to a small huddle of trees to defecate there, saving some shred of pride and vanity. So I stepped on the wall

And one of the old rocks Almost slipped between my feet Making me have to hop down off of it A costly but necessary move in such a predicament I believe we can all agree The field grass was up to my knees But I quickly realized the field ground Had groves and strips of ground

Dug out Meaning no step was ever flat And your foot would get stuck between divots Or slip off a high portion of the ground And with no way of seeing these grooves thanks to the grass and no time to lose thanks to the building rear. I had no choice but to rush it and hope for the best. Each quick, hasty step was precarious, unbalanced and clumsy.

Toddlers taking their first steps had more grace than I did in the moment. But I couldn't slow down. Eventually the inevitable happened. I fully tripped. In the state I was in, I knew it was going to happen. The split second that it took me to fall felt like seconds. sadness and despair was what I felt in the moment of freefall as I felt a little bit of Rhea spray

so in vain I clenched my cheeks as I hit the soft yet spiky ground of the grass for a fleeting moment I felt defeated humiliated and humbled the man who laughed at all those poor selfers had become a poor selfer yet feeling Ria's reinforcements coming I knew I still had to get up and hobble to the huddle of trees to finish what I had started so I slowly stood up, still clenching, making sure not to let any more out until my say-so. So I took the last 20 or so steps with a sudden shame. I hadn't felt my life at that point. Finally surrounded by

the trees where nobody would see I squatted and effortlessly an orangey brown sludge squirted from my rectum. It took about two to three seconds for it to rush out of me. That's how much the dam was bursting. Out of curiosity and fear, I checked my underwear, assuming I would have to take them off and find a bin to dispose them when I noticed something my underwear was fine not a single dollop of fecal matter had touched my cloth that's right boys this was a story of nearly defecating oneself not full on shitting myself let's go during my four where it glenched i had somehow managed to save my ego just a little i have this sketchbook in my bag that i've been carrying around since the beginning of the year to draw some of the places i went and decided

to use a page from that as toilet paper, not wanting a sitcom moment to happen where I used poison ivy or something to wipe my ass. I tore a page and ripped it into eight different squares. The sheet was surprisingly soft, to be honest. I did have to spill water on my hand and wipe it on the grass as my clench move that saved my undies made my cheeks very, let's say, gunged up. After my final wipe, I went off home to have a shower. After this experience, I now have more sympathy for those who have fallen victim to self-defication, though it's still very funny. I ain't learned no lesson about not laughing that people shitting themselves. And honestly, I hope Jarm Media doesn't neither.

I ain't learned no less about no laughing at people shitting themselves. That's a quote from Forrest Gump, right? Doesn't he say that at the bench at the end? Yeah. What are you says if the camera doesn't follow the fat. Um, um, first of all, beautifully written. Second of all,

that's fucking how it goes. Because I, I felt the same way. I was exactly in the same boat until God, this, this is some, like, God proof.

God's like, oh, you find it funny when other people shit themselves. And then it's just like, boom, you're peeing. Poo came out. You poo now. Yeah It's like

Oh Bad fish for you Yeah Cheez's gone wrong way For you Uh Huh That's what I'm saying

Yeah That's exactly what I'm saying It takes a certain amount of bravery To admit to being a poey person Yeah Definitely has a certain amount of bravery behind that behind that was behind

who wrote that message in that letter in they wrote it in poo you know instead of using the magazine cutouts of all the different letters you know right there's just poo smears yeah yeah

poo on paper's funny pooing in the forest is funny pooing in a pile is really funny I've never pooed in a forest I have Good for you I poop And then I go and hide in the bush

And I get my binoculars And I wait to see what forest critters Going to eat the energy first Well I guess With all that said And done Join us next week Where we are having an official debate

Against the Weinstein brothers About We're going to have a flat earth debate which side are we on we're going flat earth nowadays fuck so you win some you lose some

think about this if the earth was round why do ships go over the horizon yeah save that the Weinstein brothers are going to need to yeah you can tell already that this is kind of Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Yeah.