JAR Media Posdact - JAR University - JARCast Episode 313

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies 00:00 Intro 00:05 JAR University 36:36 Housekeeping 40:38 Hogfart Legacy Comments 53:28 Evil Jarling Conclusion 55:22: Mid Break 58:31 Reddit Questions: Where did the skits go? 1:02:21 Reflecting Back on Jims Ghost Experience 1:04:32 What do we do in our spare time? 1:08:03 Thoughts on Ford 1:11:19 Jim Tells The Story of Hitting a Deer With His Car 1:16:51 Stealing Podcast Memes for Yourself 1:19:54 Youtube Changed Has 1:25:32 Grossest Dog Moment 1:28:43 The Truth About Alex Playing CoD

Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen. And today, the game's up. We're not playing anymore. This is Will Jar. No more games. The Will Jar is here. No more games. No children in the building.

No children. If you're under the age of 18, just close the video. Don't watch it. We're gonna be spitting some facts today and you're not gonna like him. What's you doing? What? Cats are so freaking weird, dude. Oh. What?

So, bro. I've got some opinions that I'm. willing to share that are they misogynistic because if they're not I'm not interested in hearing them they are damn right misogynistic way the covers are off I'm not I'm not here to play games the filters are coming back the true jars coming out tonight true jars coming out you see all these people out there and they're wages Ragees Ragees Ragees Ragees yeah they ain't hustling are they supposed to

they're out here you know like pro women's whites and they got it all wrong they're not members of the the jar university they're not members of the jar university they've not signed up and that's why they're wragies

they ain't trying you're saying they're trapped in the matrix sort of thing yeah they're trapped in the matrix they don't want to take the red pill they don't want to wake up You must be one of the few people who've seen Matrix 4 before Matrix 1. Yeah, I did actually see Matrix 4 before Matrix 1.

Well, did you think of Matrix 1? Matrix 1 is... If you watched it together. It's an absolute masterpiece. I think it's so perfect in how it kind of does the deeper cyberpunk stuff, but so entry-level. And that's why it was basically a huge success, because it was this... deeper stuff. It's like just the right level of like philosophical, cool ideas with the action, with the visuals, with that kind of anime influence.

It is an anime movie. Live action anime, straight up. And it's just perfect for that. It doesn't dwell on the action. It doesn't make it like center stage. It was right where that like technology was right, the perfect level to where it like, it wasn't too far like Matrix 4, you know, where it like looks garbage. There's like dibby robots and all this like dumb stuff going. on it was like cool still and kind of creepy and weird and yeah but i liked it a lot and like

looking at how like the four from is it's like they're like trying to recapture that spark but that spark was a lightning in the bottle the original matrix is just to watch it only watch it and have just a great time yeah i'm a big fan there's no there are no sequels to the matrix as far as i'm concerned maybe maybe if you want to watch that animatrix that's pretty sick yeah because that's actually got a bunch of like Japanese like directors that just added to that feeding into the

the origins of it, the inspirations of it. It's cool. It's really cool. It gives you a bit of law. It does and like having watched recently the Indigo Gaming's like history of cyberpunk and obviously the last video in that series so far is focused on like the Matrix era.

Really? Yeah and the whole cypunk genre is like fascinating to me because it is like I got the first one downloaded on my phone I haven't started it yet but I'm ready to go in deep because it focuses on the Blade Runner era and the origins being you know

Is that where it begins sort of Yeah well it really begins with like You know do Android stream of electric sheep And then yeah a novel Blade Runner Oh who's this Bloody hell Who's this android coming in on over it There's still in the Matrix over there bro

Have you gained your empathy yet Do we need to return to Hi, you. Sorry, guys. My Bugatti broke down on the way. I mean, that's typical Bugatti behavior. Look, you should have got all this way out of the Matrix over here. I was speeding away from the Matrix in my Bugatti.

Um, and I blew a gasket. Yeah, you blew, you blew a gasket on a W-16 web. W-16, you blew a gasket. on that thing. Do you know how much that is? You better be working hard for it. Work smart or not harder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Yeah. You're on the right track.

You ain't going to be a wagee. Yeah, don't be a waging. A waging. Be a matrix escaper. Be a bugatti. Wake up. But back to the actual conversation. We got intromed by the waging here. The rude waging coming in. But yeah, having watched that entire YouTube

series. Yeah, definitely recommend it if like Side Punk is like an interest. I'm glad you finally have seen the light and watched the Blade Runner movies. Yeah, I've gone in on Blade Runner and I've seen, I saw 2049 before the original.

Over read. And 2049 is the better movie. And I think it's like perfect in a lot of ways. I think visually it's like immense. The soundtrack is great. wine glass things like really good in it

I really liked it be real which one has the better soundtrack which blade runner the original blade one has like a phenomenal soundtrack the vengalis soundtrack is like so so good it's someone else man it's something beautiful

I've listened to it in insane amount since I've watched the movie like blush response because on the Spotify it has like dialogue for the movie before the actual song yeah yeah and it's like oh it just makes it want to watch it again because it's like The original movie has its flaws.

The romance between Rachel and Deckard is not perfect. It feels weird at times. No chemistry. No chemistry at all. But it's like all the little segments, you know, when he's in that examining the picture and everything like that is just perfect. The villain is amazing. Like overall, I really love that movie.

I just love that world. You know, I watched the, like... Did you watch the Final Cut? Yes. Because that's the one I think. Yeah. Yeah, if you're watching Blade Runner and that Harrison Ford narration comes in, switch it off. Turn it off.

Press the X button or the off button on your remote. It's no good. No. Cringy. No good. Okay. Yeah, I'm definitely in a cyberpunk like phase at the moment. I'm a bit just in the mood for it.

Jim? Are we in that afternoon, morning, evening or not right now? Uh... A bit of some of them. Come on, change your gear on your goddamn baguette and get in the mood right now. Come on. My what? Baguagti.

Oh, my baguagli. I, you'll be gali. Um, you see, when you're driving... Did you know, I went to a dealership and I was like, don't buy the Bentley. and you know what I did I bought the Bentley Where did you buy a Bentley

How much? Oh, I lot 160 106 Is that all 160 160? 160 is that all?

Yeah, no, no, no, you're missing I'm missing I've got another one in the UK I've got two Bentneys What's that?

320 yeah six figures are for a car stupid yeah generally speaking generally speaking

it is absolutely stupid to spend more than at least 50 50's the max you should ever spend on the car 50 if you have 50s to just drop on a car right now what would you buy if you just have 50 just to drop I wouldn't drop on a car that's stupid

Yeah, that's the thing, right? I can't imagine it. No, this is the thing to me. Like, if I was, like, rich, rich, like, I'm talking, like, not like, billionaire. Because billionaire, like, is meaningless. Right? Billionaire means you have, no, no, no. Sorry to interrupt, Brad, but I was thinking about this because I re-watched that Batman movie, Mask of the Fantasm.

Back when being a billionaire was such an absurd concept that it was reserved for a superhero. You know? As a kid growing up, it was like, oh, that's just, that's silly. No one's actually a billionaire. Yeah, and now we're like... Yeah, and then you realize if someone is a billionaire, they're a super villain. Yeah. There's no superhero billionaires.

It's actually impossible. Yeah. Because you have to be morally corrupt to be a billionaire. Yeah. to remain being a billionaire you have to be morally correct so like what why is it such a

kind of attractive concept to people what are you going to be doing with that like driving a baguette yeah no it is all like driven now by clout culture is that you want this money because then you're going to get clout you want the money just for the sake of having the money like no other reason so you can flex

like why else did you buy a mega yacht and like cruise around like because you want to be a there's apparently like a whole like sub-market of like billionaires like just they hear that another billionaire got like a new yacht or whatever so it's like oh my now my yacht sucks yeah but the the amount of money these companies are making that they're not just made it's like it's all ordered so it's like they won't even sell to you if you have gotten like enough like clout it's like Ferrari right their best top-of-line cars you can only buy if you're in like 40 plus of their cars

already. It's reserved for such a few. Yeah. So, like, the La Filari was like, you can only buy it if you're like the VIP customer. You're like the next level. So that's why all these like in like the Middle East, they have like collections of Ferraris that they never touch because they have to to get the newest, coolest one. It's like that's obscene levels of wealth that is stupid.

When one of these cars can house someone, buy a fucking house. Multiple. Yeah. Obscene is the word. It is obscenity. It is decadent. No, no, no. here's a fun fact for all of y'all um so since the cost of living crisis right for those who may live in a different country

in the UK we're currently in the cost of living crisis where all bills are skyrocketing gas electric blah blah blah water everything food yeah yeah food is more expensive everything has gone up in price guess what the profits of British gas was recently reported? Billions. Two billion? 3.3 billion. No, there's further.

That's baller. If I'm being real, that's bowler. That is baller and that's many Bugatti. That's like a Bugatti factory. That's like three Bugatti's. No, but here's the thing. Shell just posted their most profitable year in history. Yeah, no, but guess what...

That's also a baller. Guess what British Gas's profits were? before the cost of living. Something pathetic, like one billion. Less than a billion. Their profits have over-tripled since they're charging the average person obscene amounts of money

because the war and Brexit and everything is making fuel more expensive for us to buy. It's making all these things harder to get. Well, then why are these people at the top, the tippity top, charging us more and making more? This is the thing. I think they're straight ballers why no no straight

why why have people been like propaganda to believe of propaganda but it's like we've been like we're the victim here everyone's a victim here because it's a cost of living crisis we're all struggling in this crisis why are we calling it that when it doesn't exist there's no such thing as the cost of living crisis it's nothing more than companies having an excuse to charge you more while their bottom line doesn't change

they are just making more profit when all it costs to give you that service doesn't change because it's like oil per gallon has not changed it's gone down since this started because the war in Ukraine because the supply is stabilized hold up I think it's fair

the boat no drop this and you take like this is actually like we need to stop calling it a cost of living crisis it's not a cost of living crisis there's no victim here we're just being exploited by companies that were too afraid to fight no I was having a conversation with my mom the other day who um

she does substitute teaching right so she she sees these uh these little kitties and what they talk about and i was trying to communicate the issue that is andrew tait to yeah and she there's like whole programs going on in the UK to try and counter his influence no it is because all the people teaching obviously they're not terminally online because they're so you know they're chronically underpaid um any free time a teacher has is normally used place planning for the next lessons or whatever, unpaid. So they don't have time to be watching shorts. TikToks.

You know, they don't know what's going on. But also, how do you counter it to begin with? You just have to educate younger boys on what Andrew Tate is saying and what is like the dangers of that. No, tell them the lies. Because it's like there's a lot of things that have been put forward by him. and that whole clique, that is just lies being presented in a way to make you hate women. But it's not just him.

No, that it's a whole, like, clique. I think it's a massive problem with a more politically active generation combined with the short appeal of TikTok where you're getting one section of like a point or an argument and there, it's heavily edited around. Yeah, that's the thing that you see. you say politically active but it's not though it's like the slackivism thing where it's like yeah yeah it's all online like well yeah but but yeah politically active is the wrong word politically aware they're aware of these these terms and phrases and what this stuff sort of means

but when actually applying it to the real world it's like it does not compute they're like they haven't built the the objective judgment there to form real opinions and that's why I think any politicism for people that are much younger whether it's left or right wing stuff is inherently kind of dangerous and alienating against to whichever side you yeah which is why you so desperately need to sign up to the Belmont University and you've got to yeah it's only going to cost you around 500 pound a month but trust us we're not lying here we know how to make you money if you want to start making serious money in a politically charged environment it will allow you to escape the matrix let's just cut the crap yeah you're not signing up for like oh yeah not the matrix

what's something cool is to escape um night city the subspace dark orbit sort of thing yeah it'll allow you to escape you're you're going to become the dark orbit of the woke leftist light orbit. But like we need, the thing is this whole Andrew Tate, like, thing that's going on is this comes to a great thing of like male emotions, right? Because it's like they're, they're, a lot of these younger boys don't have that, or they're just not getting the support they need. So they're seeing these, this empowering man who's like, you know,

you can do it for yourself, you're strong. And that's where he's clinging to these boys because they're not just getting the support they need when they're younger. and it is a simple case of you fix a lot of problems by just supporting men when they're in that stage because that will generally fix and at least support so much a lot of the problems that everyone faces and that's a very horrible truth but it is truth sign up now 500 pound a month good afternoon morning evening on night everybody and welcome to this patreon section of the journal media podcast not today bro

No, we've done that. Not today. We've done that for this month. Eh? Yeah, I'm here host Alex, joined by Jim and James. You know, let me shout out of the JARMedia, Patreon. The Beltman brothers, the only rival to the Tate brothers. I'm gonna stop down this mocking, like, yeah, it's actually dangerous.

We gotta reel it back. Shit is dangerous. I fucking hate Andrew Tate. He can fuck off. They all can. Make that clear. Unless you sign up for 500 pound a month. Yeah.

Well, you hear our real about. opinions. Yeah. Red pill. Taken. Is Billy okay? She's like been acting really weird.

No, earlier, she was like rolling around on the floor. She's the gar girl. She's excited, breathing in all this cigar smoke, loving it. There's like... You know, that's like animal

but you can't say that. Yeah. No, but to be fair, she is choosing to sit there. She can literally just walk out and be fine. Yeah, but it's an addictive substance.

She's like, coked out of a face, like, ooh! Yeah. God, I can't think of the last cast where we introduced it so late. Yeah. I think it's because sometimes you need more serious discussions, and it's like one of the things I like talk about in JAR is like

the deep stuff. When there's actually like a discussion and back and forths. We have a few. We don't know. Because there's a lot of times when it's like, the vibes aren't equal between us all that lead to these good discussions, and sometimes it's like, one of us is a bit lower, and it just doesn't get that. proper like half hour like meaty discussion because to be honest with the whole

tape thing I wanted to pretend I wanted to believe that you could be him no that it wasn't as influential as it actually is no it's scary how the fact like thinking about it now like go going for the youth yeah no this is the scary thing is that I probably mentioned this last time about my like nephew right he's like what That is disturbing. How old is he? No, but here's the thing. How old is he?

He's probably 7, 8. No, but here's the thing. And he knows who Andrew Towers. He can't read or white. He can't read, but he knows who Andrew Taiters. How? Through what? Because the kids in school telling him.

If you go to a primary school, because I know it's the meme we made the video about how old kids are mentally ill, the short. Like, this is what I mean is that there's kids in these schools, 8-year-olds, talking to other guys, other boys about Andrew Tate. they're repeating what Andrew Tate says and they're eight years old. That is a horrifying prospect and the fact that my nephew when I was just standing there cooking like pasta for my lunch was said Andrew Tate and I was like

instantly. What exactly did he say? What did he say? What did you hear him say? Because I was talking to my niece about like something political. She likes debate. She likes challenging subjects which is cool

because I'm trying to get... Your niece switches, how old? She's like 12. So I'm like. trying to like open that up to and actually talk about more serious subjects and it's like we came onto subject of misogyny because she's in school she's like learning about it which is good she's learning about that it's important and then my my my nephew her brother said Andrew Tate and then it was just like I instantly clicked and was just like Ethan how do you know that it was just

like oh I hear it at school it's like holy eight years old and they're talking about Andrew Tate that is like oh should that should be bringing alarm bells of across the nation because that's scary. But that's the problem though, because... Because no, the thing is... Generations above ours don't know who he is. Yeah, but then this is the thing. We're only going to see the repercussions of this in two decades time.

When they're our age, when they're doing shit that is actually just disgusting, because they've been taught this from so young. It's so concerning. And there's what other counter figure is there for Andrew Tate? Who's saying the opposite on a platform's biggest is? No one. There's no other counter-argument. to him. Well, because it's like, even though he is, as the time recording this, like, he is in jail. It doesn't matter. Like, he's in the Warhammer memes. He's in the Cobb memes. He's in...

Fucking Warhammer. Every single community. Which is so ironic. Warhammer. And Andrew Tate's infiltrated that community. If you're on TikTok, if you're looking at these shorts, like... I can't escape it. I can't escape it. It's like car guys are obsessed. It's like, you're enough of a red flag. You shouldn't be liking Andrew Tate. You're indatable. It's quite scary, honestly. It's really scary. It's really scary. And it's like almost need to like,

because my mum didn't know who Andrew Tate was. Because I freaked out. Yeah, that's the thing. I freaked out at him and was asking like, who do you know it? How'd you know this? And she was like, who is he? And I'm like, Jesus Christ.

And then she was talking to her colleagues at work who are our generation about it. And they instantly had a response. It's like anyone above 30 just doesn't know. there's people our generation who don't know this is what we've been saying time and time again we weren't ready for social media no we weren't

we were not ready for what it's capable of for the messages it's able to spread the way it is yeah fire so my algorithm is not Andrew Tate you know it's evening with the car stuff is limited now because it's more just memes I can't fucking escape it I can't escape Andrew Tate

these fucking kids they're not going to escape him because they're going to be the prime audience they're only going to see him on Sneiko and all these other yeah if you want some if you want some pure unadulterated cringe like Sneako's Twitter is

where you got to go I sent you that clip Jim and who's that other one there's a few no the little like little Andrew Tate he's like little man go I'm not sure because

so many clips of him in the what do you go they've got like a name for that community uh like the manosphere i guess the uh the uh the red pellers but though i feel like the ultimate irony is that they use all this language escaping the matrix taking the red pill no the whole escape the matrix thing having talked about the matrix now i've instantly watched it is the fringious thing because it's like they've clearly not watched it because for like the fourth up plus how many years you've been on this planet the most mpc placeholder male you can design it's just a misogynist Andrew Tate is the mpc if you're escaping the matrix it's like you don't want to be like

Andrew Tate what's the sneaker he likes to call people bots he is a bot when this is yeah this it's the most botish behavior yeah you're a bot like you're your kind of been on this planet so long and everyone hates you so why the fuck do you think you're special now you I generally Andrew Tate just like it makes me go off on one way bring something out of you man no it's because it's like someone

no this is a thing it's like I'm seeing my nephew say this stuff fine it's now I'm like that's too real that's too close to home yeah and now I'm like I've got to have a fucking big I've got to now like take take a step up and like be the white figure for this this kid why is a little boy in Wiltshire saying these things yes why

and it's like the thing is someone has to do something and it's up to it's up to someone has to be jar just yeah someone has to be jar and that's someone who has to say something is jar it has to be jar no but this is the thing the almost the only people who can actually stop

this this is is men because if someone has been influenced by and you take they're not going to respect women women's not going to be able to talk sense into them because they're they're misogynistic now so the only thing is men So it's up to men to take a step up and teach these kids that this isn't right. What are you thinking about when you were eight years old? That's what I was just thinking when you were mentioning your 12-year-old niece talking about political stuff.

It's like when I was 12, I was playing Spider-Man on weed. No, but even more. New Supermarry Bros just come out, oh, yes. That's what matters. Even more. Then you considered like, just because this was a subject recently, 11 years ago we were making videos YouTube videos being cringy

We were 15 And we were still not politically aware So when these kids get to 15 They're going to consume three, four years of this political content How are they going to be when they're 15? Yeah, it's a double-edged sword, isn't it? Because you want people to be aware, you want them to be aware I don't think it is a double-edged sword

It's just a whole A sword A single-edge sword Yeah, but held backwards yeah there's no there's no double so so there's no like offense it's just you're killing yourself yes there's no like benefit to any knowing any of that stuff it literally you either you go down the white path you end up being like a misogynistic racist or you become left and you want to kill yourself anyway because literally it's just miserable well yeah yeah we're like you're just

like gatekeeping who can who is actually part of the left yeah which is not left enough yeah Yeah, man. And truthfully, it doesn't matter how left you are. As long as you hate Andrew Tate, it's a unified front. And we've got to stand up and fight Andrew Tate. I think the environment was perfectly set up for him to succeed. But it points more to like a corp, like, just banning him and getting rid of him. I feel like, someone else is just going to fill his place.

No, that's the thing. Say the same thing. It's literally like it's an age old-ish. We don't even need to, though. It's like we look at our past, right? And whenever there is a vacuum of power, someone's going to take that. You cannot stop that. And by banning him, you just make him a martyr.

So then who's going to pop up someone else? So how would you counter that through education, through being the white one model? It's like people need to realize it's the whole thing of like, oh, if you see someone get like assaulted or, in the street, oh, you don't do anything because it's someone else's. We all think like that, but now that's the point of, if you see anything to do with Andrew Tate, it's your responsibility to get up and actually

do something about it. We've got to take a, to step up. Anyone who listening has to step up, because it's the only way none of any of this is going to improve. Stop being a baby, stop being a little bitch. But what do you mean? Counter this shit. Communicate, talk. Tell people what

Andrew Tate is actually saying. That's what I mean like about, um, how it was just set up for someone like if it wasn't Andrew Tate it was going to be someone else where like social media has been so like throttled by like

group sort of agreement on on topics for so of course the person who's saying the opposite to everything that is the consensus is going to blow up because people haven't heard it yeah it's just like this fresh stimuli I don't think it was entirely fresh, though,

because there's been misogynists on the internet before. But, like, he is eloquent. He can, like... I think, no, I think it's more the, like, the format. I think the way TikTok and YouTube shorts kind of was just, like, perfect at the time where that type of... The algorithm was just in his favour at that time.

And he speaks in a way where he's very, like, clipable. Yeah, no, and like... And it's part of the business model. Yeah. Yeah, because he had other... people sharing his stuff that they were paying him to share his stuff

yeah so that's almost weirdly too late like the message is already out there yeah and it's just continued to be shared because this shit gets views and they're probably making money from his clips oh definitely no because that's what the algorithm

the algorithm isn't really concerned what the content is it's engagement it's whatever engages most yeah yeah but it is it's just like when you when you're any of these younger boys and you see like this figure who's like so well spoken is so like almost polite about what he says when he says it that you're like he must be the good guy then but the yeah like you don't realize he speaks if you're if you're eight years old and you see someone speaking with such confidence with such yeah

no it's the leader thing so i mean actually we're attracted to the leader that type of person and that type of person now is andrew tait to literally hordes of children yeah it's and it's he he definitely is a role model for a lot of people and it's real it's like yeah I think that's that kind of comes back to like a there being a lack of model was in general like who on the like especially for young dudes yeah that's the thing it's like I've I've never grown up with a role model like at all there's never been anyone that's like well this is what I should aspire to beside you you've both I guess

yeah it's quite a conundrum isn't it it's yeah I think like I don't think I'm smart enough or educated enough or like anything to be able to have any any type of answer to how to like combat this I just know that

it's like if you hear like anyone in your family talking about it you just need to have a conversation it doesn't matter if you disagree or not you just just need to talk and that's the thing when it's right and left politically people don't want to talk people don't have a conversation and it's now it's like even more important because if you go to any of these Andrew Tate fans and you're instantly being aggressive that means they just think they're right so it's like you just like talk like you're not you might not change their mind but a conversation when you're slightly just asking them why it might just it might

bloom something that makes them see what the what the Andrew Tate content is if you're civil with someone who like drastically disagrees with you and you don't just like get aggressive and hostile then that that person's perspective at least on your point your argument

group that you're in with your beliefs and everything they're gonna hate you less yeah because they're like oh they're not all this demon that like yeah like so so many people are like just have this innate hatred of like the other yeah

And the perfect example is like other drivers. Yeah. The second someone's like, the other, the other car, the other, like, religious belief, the other political belief. Yeah, just the other. The other, the like Star Wars to Star Trek fan, you know, it's like PlayStation to Xbox. Yeah, yeah. If they belong to the other. That's what that kind of stuff we're arguing about.

You got PS3, loser. Whatever you got? What do you have? Demon souls. But it's like But it's so like that now Especially on the left socially Because it's like

So many segments of the left are like That hyper like You don't agree with me So fuck you And it's like Even someone I talk to is like neutral And he's not telling me online He just believes that all of left

Is like this like witch mob And it's like No No But there's so many sex of that Especially on the left Because it's like you can say The white is completely united

It's a united front The left is a sex of different and it's like you just look at World War II or World War I and look how Battlefield's worked out your little sex ain't gonna do shit yeah so that's that's why and it's why everyone on the white views the left like that because it's just like this stupid infighting

and it's attacking it's all these debates over like the stuff that like isn't the stuff that we shouldn't be biting each other's faces off over you know when there's like people to genuinely get angry at the moment.

Andrew Tate. Especially in this country. Yeah. I mean, even beyond that, like, everything that's going on, the people who are actually doing us wrong. Yeah. They're getting away of it. Yeah.

It's not even in the, the mind. Yeah. It's not in the discussion whatsoever. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, because it's all, yeah. It was genius from the, you know, the one percenters who are like, yeah, if we can somehow get into a position where we get the middle class and the lower class to just

fight amongst themselves then we can just keep doing what we're doing gathering and hoarding our thing like smog and the with it with their gold and then we can keep doing that while they're doing their you know yeah and then the the lower class in the middle class they're just getting closer and closer yeah I what one thing which is it kind of annoys me is that like so many people like don't like discussions but it's like when I have like any type of deeper like conversation you know be on like anything like science related or no philosophy it's like there's never we never agree on anything right so i just talking about it's like it's there's so much i get so much

dopamine from it because it's just like such a good conversation there's no stimulation like that like you making a point and then someone making a counterpoint and you like like that that is what communication is for and it's it's generally like beautiful like i generally love it so much that even like in a workplace environment and that's kind of like what I can talk about it's like and it generally does like there's no you can't say that that doesn't actually change people because it's straight up you do just see things like from a slightly different perspective and it is just it leads to you being a fuller person a more enriched person so it's like why would people like shy away from that and it's like obviously because we like

agree politically all things so there's never like a discussion where we like such opposite points that we don't we get that but yeah it's like so vital to talk to people who don't you don't agree with it's like yeah seek out people you don't agree with but not on this like campus like white ring grifter go to the most like babid place and try and get into bay it's just like a good conversation just goes a long way yeah you gotta have an open mind you know yeah it doesn't make good content though you got to get the dunk yeah hmm hence the whole like trend of going to like university campuses. Yeah, yeah.

Dunking on kids. Dunking on students who didn't have time to prepare. And are stupid because of students. Yeah, man. Man, we've got to do housekeeping, right? There's a couple things we've got to address. A couple things we've got to... Conversations from the previous episode.

We've got to round out. This past week's drama, as far as the jail community is concerned, is obviously the logo change. that's one of the big ones At Krastiatic Seatic says sorry Not really a question but please you guys Should change the logo back

It's effing with my mind And has left me in a state of profound turmoil But then Paulie Sam said The logo change is like the exact opposite Of most corporate logos Instead of simplifying the logo It becomes soulful And slightly complex

Love it But then MC said I ain't vibing with the new logo You can't mess with the classics To which I say is it just a classic because it's just like been the same yeah no they've got used to it and it's like it's the whole thing of like not wanting change because you're not comfortable of changed yeah because i felt that before when like you know big companies have changed their logos and it's like why do you do that but my my logic with changing it was this right

yeah the nostalgia critic font funny you know iconic iconic for the critic but like when you look at it it's just a font it's like a pre we don't want to live in the nostalgia critic shadow exactly exactly and something that's a bit more a bit more a bit more chaotic a bit more a bit more woohoo a bit more like the summerfield logo that's what i'm after oh summerfield what a throwback we want to we want to let summerfield live on So it's in a kind of way. The baller supermarket. And I will say, I did, I did, I'll put my hands up for this.

I used the, I did use the wrong shade of blue. I did. Yeah, I did. It is the one of the blue. But the next day, the next day I updated it to the right, the right shade of blue. Not for the shade of blue has to, that baby blue's got to be there. Yeah, that is jobbly. I got it right to the right shade of blue.

Baby, baby blue. Exactly. Do you actually know the code? for that paint, that colour? No, because what I did wrong was I was using the bear bear blue from the shirt. That's where I got it from. Because if

you look on the bear bear merch, there's actually the jar, the new jar logo has been on that for like since that came out. Little Easter egg? Just hidden in the corner. But no one seemed to notice that. So I figured, yeah, why not just make it

worldwide? Yeah. um yeah we'll see i what is the the job blue code i don't know off the top of my head because you need to actually send it to me because if if if my car's not going pink it's going job blue like he just it kind of that would genuinely rock yeah yeah like it needs to be like someone's car has to be jar blue and i can i actually no that's the thing i paint it jar blue and because i want anime girls on it because it's drifters you know i can make a design where

Like one of the sponsors is Jarm Media. Yes. So then it's like, it is a rolling jam. I've been thinking about this ever since there's a local coffee shop we go to. Yes. Devine. You know,

Mark. He came up to us and he said, well, have you guys got like a logo that you can like put in a little frame and we'll put it up in the coffee shop for you? And I was thinking, I don't want the nostalgia good at one up there. Yeah.

I don't want that. Yeah. You wanted to match the vibe of his coffee shop as well. You want it to be a bit different. Also I wanted to be more representative

of us and I feel like the chaos of the current one you know the summer field thing's a bit more it's a bit more

us you can say it's Disney yeah or a little bit of Amazon with a little smile there's another

conversation seeing as we've already been ultra-political this one anyway we might as well go into this I love political subject

because everyone gets angry at me every time I talk about anything political Well, you were saying that actually, but Hogwarts Legacy was the conversation of the previous one. It was.

And, you know, the comments were largely on your side actually, James. Bro, I can't remember what I said. I don't remember. What's your opinion? I love Hobart. We had a bunch of feedback on this, so let's do a few of these. Miniature Rani. Can get us going. Bear Bear Bear Jar. Just wanted to weigh in on the legacy discussion. As a trans woman

who's been in the thick of the boycott since the start, for the trans people boycotting the game, it was about not supporting JK Rowling's IP any longer and raising awareness about her dangerous views on trans people coming up to release. It's been hijacked by both sides and become the shitstorm we're currently seeing. It was never really about the game itself. We've always known the game was going to be a success no matter what we did. So we wanted to raise awareness of what JK Rowling has said and why her views are dangerous. Now seeing the harassing of streamers from people who don't

understand why we started the boycott in the first place is incredibly damaging. I've received more hate online as a trans person in the last week than I ever have, and it's a direct result of the people taking the boycott too far. It feels like a thing that started about raising awareness has become, like Alex said, a culture war without any nuance. It's incredibly disheartening for me as a trans person to see so much unfiltered hatred that's deemed justified because, well, they harassed streamers and called us bigots, and people that claim to be on our side, harassing and attacking people for just playing a dumb wizard game. It's absolutely exhausting for someone who just wanted to use the game's release

to raise awareness about J.K. Rowling's transphobia and why it's wrong. Sorry for the long comment, but I had to weigh in as someone who's in the thick of it. And that's part of what makes it so complicated, isn't it? Because they've, the rights kind of hijacked this whole issue and they've turned an identity

into, like, a political war, which makes it, like, inherently a lot more sensitive. And Bar Cape has this to say. Just a couple issues with the Hogwarts legacy, to see a discussion, but nothing major. I've had a look into it, and I can't find any cases of doxing surrounding the game, and I've seen vastly more harassment towards people speaking against the game. And secondly, even though Rowling had no input into the game,

she still gets royalties for it, which is troubling, because she put a lot of money into anti-trans causes. Again, you don't have the worst take I've seen on the game, but I think exaggerating the amount of harassment and downplaying the harm done by playing the game as just playing into the culture war BS surrounding it. As a trans person, if one of my friends decided to buy the game, I wouldn't get on the case about it, but I'd be kind of upset. Regarding the docks and thing, from what I remember, people can clarify that it was not an English streamer. It wasn't someone English or in the West.

I think this happened, this was a Japanese streamer where they'll get dogs. Was it you that brought it up, James? I can't remember. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did because I looked into, there was a big thread about this specific person, and I saw clips of this person. Because the only one I saw on those grounds was, it's called, like, oh, man, I can't remember the name, like, girlfriend GF gamer plays or something that was, I saw a little clip going around of, like, they had to stop their stream because of how toxic their chat was getting or whatever. Like, yeah, there's probably been, like, one or two cases of doxing, but, like, that kind of this, this, like, people haven't heard generally, like, step away from streaming because of, like, harassment. That's kind of been across the board. A deluxe distrait said, as a trans man, I wholeheartedly agree with your takes in the Hogwarts legacy BS that's been happening lately.

No one is actually saying or doing anything that helps trans people, which is what they claim to be doing by going out harassing people who play or buy this game. One of the YouTubers I watch, who's a fairly good ally, accepted a sponsor to play the game without knowing about the situation. And I've seen a lot of people say they're straight up unsubscribing, which I know won't last because of the way controversy here. trends and the fact he's made a statement of apology. It's also performative and not even in a way that helps. And Jeffrey Moonworm said, Off the back of, I feel like the both sides are doing bad things.

We need to have nuanced discussion narrative is dangerous when one side is actively calling for trans people to be practically illegal like JK is doing. I'm not saying there aren't idiots overly harassing people over a silly game, but it's one thing to get mean comments about playing a game. and another to get comments devaluing your entire existence. Alex Fish said, I think the biggest issue with Harry Potter and the IP is that

a lot of Rowling's neoliberal views are integrated into the very core of the series. Sean made a really comprehensive video about it. I think James's take on it is the most sane, healthy way to look at this. It's so unhealthy and toxic when protests and boycotts go against the consumers and question their morality because that only alienates everyone against your course. It's the same as the soup thing with the painting. The fact is that buying Hogwarts legacy supports it in a way In a way a hateful and transphobic person But that doesn't necessarily mean that just because you buy it you yourself are hateful and bigoted and I think people on the left took the wrong approach to all of this

There was really no way for a boycott to actually work. It was a dumb exercise and futility and pissing everyone off All in all the game at least to me Looks lame and boring. I hated the assassins group, blah, blah, blah. And there's one more here from a Moniac. Statements like, if you value your personal enjoyment and consumption of a product over people and their rights, then you kind of suck. Don't hold up when you actually live by that standard consistently. And this was kind of the tact I was saying.

I wasn't trying to, I don't know, it's that classic meme, right, where you say one thing and then people like interpret all these conclusions. based off this one thing you were saying where I was just trying to find some level of like consistency where they were saying like if buying Hogwarts legacy is automatically endorsement of rowling then by the same logic buying an Activision or EA game means you support crunch culture and worker abuse if you eat meat you support current meat industry practices if you use YouTube you support their policies and Google and all their investors if you have a phone you support the unregulated borderline slave labor labor, often employed to mine the materials used to make it.

If you drive a car or even use non-renewable energy, you support pollution and don't care about climate change. If you buy a pair of trainers, you support sweatshops. If you use any of the over 2,000 products owned by Nestle, you don't care about starving kids, so on, and so on add infinitum. If you dig deep enough, you can find a reason to boycott just about anything. No one is going to fight every uphill battle all of the time, by your logic. Joke, genuinely everyone kind of sucks, including yourself. Just the fact that you're on the internet shows you haven't sacrificed your own enjoyment to prioritize doing the right thing at every possible opportunity either.

That's why one has to pick and choose their battles instead of things like their knowledge, personal investment and the amount of differences they can truly make. There are worse people who've done worse things that have more involvement in even more popular games. Someone without any personal attachment to this issue has no real reason to draw the line at this particular one. and I guess that was more the point I was trying to make risk like I think that's that's where I was trying to say but that that the first comment you read is probably the most illuminating to me where like it was it was just simply a boycott that these people were opting to take part in with no like like implication that everyone should do it and that the game should sell Zee. copies it was based on their beliefs they were doing that and then it spiraled out of control into this thing where either you're a good person that boycotts or you're a bad person that

buys the game and like i i was not aware that jk rowling like supported anti-trans like funded it directly so using that money like you can't expect everyone to know all this stuff um yeah especially if it like me even when i had twitter to, I don't like J.K. Rowling as a person that I never really have. She's always been like just trying to sort of get attention. So I never followed her. So I never saw anything she said. Like you, you can't just expect people to know everything you know. Yeah, it seems like it's much more of like a challenge and a battle for the left to educate than the like reactionary right who is you know just jumping on the opportunity to to have this whole thing feed into the

current culture war um thing it's like it's honestly such a mess this whole thing especially with like all the recent stuff uh like this is like a real issue in the UK specifically uh turf island as a lot of people call it um man yeah it's just like what a mess what horrifying it is like hardly in the news at the moment it's not repeat that because it's generally really depressing what's going on at the moment

but it's like it's severely awful here at the moment and our government is disgusting tories at it again being Tories and it is just like

crazy it's crazy yeah I'm confused what like conclusions take away from it you know it's like such a bombardment

of like Yeah, kind of conflicting. And I can see like validity from like every angle. Yeah. But you, you just can't inherently expect other people to see things the way you see them. Mm-hmm. It's like just a problem with believing you're right.

There's like a certain ignorance to that. Like, because you might be right. But if the other person doesn't have all the information, then, like, they're not right or wrong. They're just, like, doing what they would have done, having known nothing. What you would do had you not known? Yeah, man. But, I mean, like, none of us are playing Hogwarts legacy, so...

Well, no. I've done, like, I guess, like, if you're not... Like, I understand, like, boycotting it. Some people are going to boycote itself. They believe, right? but as like an ally I'm not going to engage with it because then I'm not giving it more attention

I'm not fueling the fire because that's the best thing you can do is to just be like if you're not if I don't know I've word this in a not bad way but like I'm doing my bit by not involving myself in it at all and not purchasing it especially if you're not educated in a subject Yeah, I can't speak for them.

I can't express their views because, you know, that's theirs, you know? And it's like, I'm not going to take their voice away from this. So I'm just not going to engage with it. That's like how I saw it, at least. Yeah. Yeah. I probably got some things wrong there, but. No, I totally get you.

Like, it's not your battle. No. I just support it, so I'm not going to engage with it. I'm not going to secretly buy it, because I want to play it. It's like, I get your points, and because I get your points and I understand, I'm not going to buy it or engage with it. That's the thing. Because that's the best thing I can do. Yeah.

None of us are trans. None of us are Jewish, and those are the two big issues with this game. So, yeah, the voices in that community, I guess, it's up to them to try. And truthfully, I've never even seen any of the Harry Potter movies. So I've not... You've never seen any of them? Nope, and I've never really supported any of it. Okay.

Um, to end this segment then, R slash Jail Media has this to say. And this is the... This is the final time we're going to mention the evil jarling, okay? Oh, Jesus. Can we just not? I, no, can I actually... I'm going to veto this now. This was nothing but a publicity stunt by one person.

to get clout and I think you bringing this up you're giving them what they want you're giving this evil jarling what they want because all they want is validation from us for their little scheme you know what the evil jirling was more evil than

the theoretical evil jirling ever was so I think let's not talk about it Chris Peacock is the is the evil darling is the true evil jarling yeah um for you're going to talk about do you think you're not going to give this person

what they want if we do talk this story was it's kind of too late you know this but all I was going to say no but this is the final bit this is where they're going to get all their dopamine it's all going to be worth it because we're going to say that it was like that there was one final update because there was this like final meetup they were going to do they posted about it on the subreddit you can go and look at that but let's just say it was a a lame conclusion without any cool you know ending um go on the subreddit look at the post there it's

it's pretty fair to say it was all just fake too convenient the way it's all wrapped up and

lame so uh shame on you I would say I called your bluff from the beginning you didn't you didn't slip on by me

bitch yeah I mean I feel like all of us called cool BS pretty early on but you know

it was a nice dream it was a nice dream I was willing to do Discord court with them and settle this beef, but they're too cowardly. Yeah. Fakeoid. Don't be a fakeoid. Be a realoid.

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I actually had a kennel cough. Oh, a kennel cough here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Relaxed Hey Hey Let me tell you something that you might like to hear I love it when she blinks

Please blink Wait for it Wait for it He's just never going to blink now. Okay, so my hair's not soft and shiny and sexy and nice. You got like a horseman. Oh, that's a compliment. I wouldn't reject that one.

Horses are beautiful creatures. They are. I want to become like a cowboy horse man. A horse? No, like a half. You want to become a horse? No, like a half cowman that rides a horse. you know when James thinks of a cow girl

shut up oh right like a hybrid yeah like a half half cow half human yeah like a cat girl but a cow that wears like the leather slacks

and rides a horse no stop no you know it is a cow that rides a horse you never let this down ever I'll never ever

that's the most ridiculous thing bro I don't even remember I'm a limit can you like not do that anime addict man I wasn't addicted to anime but it was just like the only thing I did at that time I didn't have any other thing

you did anime you created anime yeah I did I'm at my own you made attack on Titan yeah did you what's your OC um myself with glasses yeah yeah that makes sense the new Puss and Boots is like attack on Titan

yeah really does that have a soundtrack as good as attack on Titan that's that's literally yeah the reason to watch attack on yeah

yeah whenever that shit happened man let's go uh huh yeah baby

he's amazing I love that composer okay welcome to the second half he did Gundam okay of the Jaka so we answer questions

from the Jal media community head over to the subreddit it's gonna be a short one this time because we've got to dedicate some more time to talk about Andrew Tate oh god

no more no more No more. That hoodie is going to Hoodied is going to get this part going. Okay. Hey guys, just wanted to ask, I've been re-watching a few older episodes and I just thought I'd ask.

Was there ever a reason as to why pre-intro skits seem to have phased out a lot in the last couple of years, or even just the silly skits in general, like Halloween? Obviously, pre-intro segments still exist, but they're usually in the form of pissing about on the sofa, when beforehand

they were beautifully acted, cinematic masterpieces want to buy some death sticks always comes to mind do you have any intention of doing something like this again or is it a staple of older jar media bear bear thank you for reading my question um jamie never wives on time so we never we never get the time to do any of no the truth is we used to be young energetic and passionate now we're old miserable jaded and we've always got diarrhea always and and um maintaining brigates is a full-time job You know, we listened to that Paul McCartney jaded mix and it's just changed our perspective on everything. Fresh, fresh.

No, but it's like that's... Tight, tight, tight. We, it was a different era of Jaya where that was like more of a creative outlook for us. But now... I'd be down to do them. I feel like Jamie's not. I feel like you guys don't like them. No, I love them.

I love doing really cringy stuff on camera. Really? Why don't we do them then? Well, ask Jamie. He's the one he doesn't want us to. Eh. What's the same? See, this is what we got to deal with.

Yeah, literally, Jim, we'll just be like, Oh, Jim, think for a really funny idea. Yeah, who'll do that? I feel like the answer is to set up a green screen and go wild. We did. We did the funny one in the garage. It's actually amazing. Yeah, that rocked.

We should do an attack on tie-up. Do you remember when we used to walk on screen with the applause? That was. Like the most pathetic attempt at like some egocentric. No, that was fire. It was fire. It was baller. You can't work on this set up though.

No, there was that awesome one where, um, I think, uh, me and James came on. And then Jim on a green screen pretended to come. That was up there. Yeah. Yeah. And then I sat down and said, Mama. Like, early, that was, like just seeing, looking back about how old. Oh, it feels like crackhead energy.

Yeah, but the thing is, the green screen, we always use, like, two of those lights on, like, full white blast. Mm. So we all look like ghostly in the real beings. Yeah, it's really noticeable if you look at them now. The lighting is horrible. No, that Halloween video is actually iconic. Yeah, it is. The one where we surf down with the spiders.

Yes. The spider. yeah no because I remember like envisioning like in my head what it would look like and then like what we ended up with like because like we like I was imagining like the biggest budget Hollywood like snowboarding like yeah and I was like yeah because then this will happen where we're like snowboarding down after it and it's like stood in front of a green screen with some cringy music. It was unbelievably funny though.

Yeah, that was a classic that happened. No, that is like golden age. We're getting watched. Yeah, maybe one day. We can barely organise just doing the cast regular. Yeah, it's difficult. James' schedule is so...

Don't look at me. I was available today. Varley W has this to say It's been now over three years Since Jim's Phantom Menace Have any more supernatural or unexplained events come up since Is there still a plan to investigate the grounds On which the screen was heard all the best

Yeah, I've been constantly telling both of you That we should do it, but neither if you want to Well it's scary Well they can do hurt you For those who don't know Jim had like a ghost experience in the episode Jim's Phantom Menace so go listen to the segment

from that episode, I think, yeah. Was it a corncast? Yeah, I think so. Man. Yeah, that was really early corn. Was that really three years ago? I guess so. Yeah, 2020, it's 2023.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. I don't know. I'm a bit scared to go there, to be honest. I'm not. No, honestly, just do some LST and just fuck themselves up.

Like, yes. They fucking go. No, I don't care. Because it's like, if I'm doing it solo, I'll be scared. But it's like, when you're in a group, you just, one of you... That's why I think a Ouija board. No, that's why one of you gets a bit of adrenaline going. And then it's just like, you get it from everyone else.

It's like, you've got that jar Ouija board that a jarling made of. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's perfect. But we have to take your car. But do you remember, like, being a kid, like, when we were kids. and bored one afternoon went into the top story of our house

and looked out the window and just like convinced ourselves that we could see like a ghost yeah I did that as a kid as well but like when there's multiple people involved you start to like you feed off each other yeah and I reckon that's how you have like group

sort of experiences like like extraterrestrial or yeah we want to do it I want some shit. I want something to traumatise all of us. Yeah. Maybe it'll be aliens.

Extraterrestrial. Maybe it'll be a balloon. Spy balloon. The spy. Um, both Pye, 3-944 says, Hey, jar lads, what do y'all do for fun when you have spare time? I'm well aware of the awesome gamer energy.

All of you radiate, but is there anything else that fills you with joy? P.S. I know that James loves Warham. which I can't relate to but I can relate to his love of cars smiley face I love D&D

yeah I kind of collect pot of vinals in the background okay so Alex does Lego and Jamie does self-improvement

yeah so we just we game we play Siv that's like our common like fun thing well I play Sive Shut the fuck up.

My main thing recently has been exercise. And I do think it's like kind of a hobby. You know? It's like I get enjoyment from it, you know? I don't really do anything else. Yeah, I quite like hiking. Picking my booggers Is that count?

Yeah Bougar neck over here Oh Like Mine's mostly car-focused Because obviously I won my website And it's like I spend a stupid amount of time Researching parts

Finding out information Buying things to find out information It is like just It is like the consistent thing I do Is everything related to I've got my Zen garden I like to maintain your Zen garden

Where's that? Have you not noticed it? Where? In the living room Oh yeah No, yeah No, yeah Myriad plants

Uh huh I've got my hangars I got my Avocado I've got my ferns I'm a big fan of the ferns Yeah, ferns are cool I want to get a fern tattoo

On my eyeball Get a fern that's kind of like, you know, like avatar. Yeah, I might just get like a Navi on me, you know. Have your face be a Navi's face. Get spider on your arm. Yeah. Yeah, I get woods from Black Ops on my leg.

No, it's a weird thing. No, what you should do is have the Black Opsman theme in binary on your leg. In binary? Yeah. Have the notes in binary on your leg. Because when you, if you know binary, you can go, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, done, done, dun. That's the Black Ops 2 theme.

No, that's Black Ops 1. That's Black Ours 1, bro. That's Black Ours 1, no, that is right. That's the multiplayer theme. Yeah, that's the multiplayer theme. What is the main thing? Who cares? Do you not think it's a good tattoo idea?

No. You don't write music and binary. binary is yes or no yes no yes no yes I've got a good idea Go on I've got a fireth I have two idea Picture this

Spider from Avatar 2 What is that noise H-H997 has one for you James No no forget about it There's one for you here James Oh no don't ask me A car question for our boy James What are your thoughts on Ford's

I know a lot of car guys don't like them but me personally since I'm an idiot and know nothing about cars think they are all right I drive a 2010 Ford Escape by the way okay so this is a thing there's there's three different kinds of Ford there's Ford America

Ford Europe and Ford Australia all different they sell different types of cars different cultures UK Ford is basically seems as chav they're asbo they're being antisocial right that's that's how they're seen there's some really good cars in there really great cars but like like if you own a ford your Ford guy in america is very different and I can't say I know about it because it's like the pickup culture

the Ford escapes Ford Mustangs and what what not I was just about to ask about mastings I see the odd Mustang in our little town here There is a few Mustangs around But it's different because they They sold the Mustang here of a small... I don't understand I was just about to ask about my... What?

Why Seria was listening on the cast? It's messed up. What was that? I don't know. Took about Ford Mustangs and it scares off a month. The Ford Mustangs that they sold here were kind of like a bit shit because they sold them with

what's wrong with them they sold them with a two litre engine not a V8 you can get you can get V8 ones but it's like if you buy you don't buy a Mustang in the UK because our country's not built for Mustangs they're too big they're too yeah you can't afford to

one them yeah and Australia it's just bogan shit in it this is AU Falcon mate you're just being a Bogan it's that's what Ford's are in Australia and I love that I wouldn't own a Ford personally that's that's all I can really say would you Jim Jamie's a Toyota guy yeah respectable James is right yeah I don't think I

I will ever need to buy a car that isn't Toyota yeah and if you're gonna grade from the Solica you're buying a Jay ZX 100 okay you're buying my car but Toyota that's that's that's that's That's the cool thing about Toyota to me though, is that they've got something like for everything. Yeah, and they're all cool. They are all really cool. I can get you on cheap. Hey? If you need cars, I got them. I can find them. I got the contacts.

No, you should get a pickup. No, I'm not getting a pickup. I'm not getting a pickup. No, bro, a Hylux, you can lead you crash into everything, including the C and it will be fine. The C. You know, generally. Why do you say that? Highlux. Why do I need a car that can crash into anything?

You've had a good one in. We're crashing into things as of late. We didn't actually talk about that. No. I don't think we did. I didn't mention it. No. He's crashing something else since.

Bro, tell the story. I mean, it's not that much of a story. But I hit a deer. I was, I must have been. I must have been driving like 30, 40 down a country road and just suddenly this like big ass stag appears. Like we're talking a huge deer with giant antlers, like a monster animal. Oh, for sake, Paisley. You don't appreciate, you don't appreciate how big like a deer is until it's like on your windscreen.

Yeah. You know, and I managed to slow to probably like 20 by the time I am. actually like came into contact with it and it it slid up the the windscreen and then slid back down and by the time like I'd figured out like what the hell was going on it was gone so I really I imagine it's okay your car is quite it has a small frontal area so it is like perfectly designed to like scoop up I mean worst worst injury I imagine it got was all to like the the lower legs

on it because my car is very low it is low and like you say a small sort of space surface area at the front you can see on my car now there's a bunch of like paint cracks where the legs obviously hit and

yeah it just slid up slid back down disappeared might have like broken one of its ankles or something. Yeah, unlikely. Yeah, I don't know. I've had a crash at like 40, 15 and I didn't break anything, so the deer's probably fine. What do you mean by that? You didn't break the deer or your car? I didn't break myself. Well yeah, I mean, I didn't have any broken buttons from it because I was just sat in a car, but I'm talking about the deer. Yeah,

the deer would probably been fine. Well, I imagine so. It managed to jump because this this country road is like two high-ass fences. So it leaped over. Yeah, like taller than the car, these fences. So this deer leapt over. And they're like the most elegant things. They just flow through space, like zero effort and just glide through. And then it gets swept up by my cutter.

All things considered hitting this big ass animal. Very little damage to my car. Very little damage to the animal from what I can gather. Um, yeah, it was scary as fuck and I'm glad I wasn't going any faster. Mm-hmm. If you were going any fast, you probably would have missed it. Because you wouldn't have been in that place at that time. So if you're doing 40, for even like a few seconds, you'd have missed it.

Well, then it might have, like, directly hit the side of the car. 40 mile an hour, even for like a few seconds, you'd have missed it. But that's what I was going until I saw it. You said he was doing 30, 35. 30, 40 in that space. Speed saves lives. Stump's just given the worst advice on the planet. Because it also increases the time to slow down.

Yeah, no. But it's just like that's relative, though. It happened because you were just at the perfect place at the white time. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like incredibly unlucky that it happened. But considering it happened, I am very lucky. how it happened Yes

Yeah And your car's pretty fine Like you can If you look your face on It just like looks fine Yeah you wouldn't know that I've hit a deer Yeah But there's there's like

Dents and scratches on the On the bonnet There's crack paint right at the front And the front Right Light Headlight has been like Sort of pressed in

Yeah Passes my eye Which is fine There you go And then you scratched it recently, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think it's a new scratch anyway, I'm...

Yeah, it's a new scratch. Yeah. No, but this is the thing with cars is you just don't care. Because if you care about cars, but you don't know about cars, you're just going to get whipped off. Because every place is trying to scam you on every corner. That's what I was saying to you yesterday was... Yeah. Like, I kind of want to get it repaired.

Yes. Because there's like enough damage to my car now where I feel... like get it a bit fresh paint and it'll be good get it get it freshened up and then i can scratch it all up again yeah um and i i mentioned a place i was going to go to and you were like no don't yeah i've worked at these places they well yeah i i totally wouldn't be in the no i yeah i probably wouldn't shop around i do whatever's convenient yeah which is just at the great expense well you just have a guy who does if you cheap yeah yeah It's just like ever getting a crash, just don't, don't go through insurance, don't go to any shop you see, just a...

Well, depending on... Just DM James and who will tell you of the... Yeah, I'll DM me and I'll get, I'll have connections in America or Australia, I can get you sorted. Um, Muntering asks this. Long time listener, last time questioner. I've recently been thinking about previous time sliders have mentioned that they steal jar memes to use among friend groups. so I'd like to ask what you think about the concept of sourcing jokes as when I say something people find funny and I didn't make it

I usually feel bad and tell them of the source for example argue bebo Now what are you laughing at you literally said early you're gonna do a little bebo tweet on the jar account I'm a member of jar I can do that you can't co-op to me with your bebo and then blame me for saying it all the time I feel like, go ahead, take the credit if you feel like there's no way that it's ever, ever, ever going to come out what the true source was. If there's even the tiniest bit of doubt, just say, oh, I heard this funny thing on a podcast, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, but it's less funny when you don't make it up. It is less funny, but also what is less funny? but also what is less funny than it coming out later down the line oh that really really really funny thing actually turned out to be not even yours the funniest thing i ever heard wasn't even yours really well no but we we we need to consider this as a society really pay us no that should be number one anyway if if the initial like you have had that moment of bliss and happiness where you where you heard someone say something that wasn't theirs but you didn't know right and you you just thought it was the funniest thing

it was amazing and then later on you find out that they stole it we know what it's still had the good times you know i still had that laugh um until it's all sapped away when you find out that you're it's not sapped away though it's it's like it's like no it's like star was episode seven it doesn't away from how good episode five is what I will say is that if any of our jokes or anything we say if you repeat it and you end up getting friends

getting partners or getting whatever or even getting married we royalties because we have a role to play in that friendship relationship marriage so you owe us something and I don't think that's unreasonable to expect I think I'm with gems on this because you clearly wouldn't have got there

without us at least yeah you got to You got to respect where it came from Hmm Pay your mind Even just liking the video You know Yeah

Giving us 5 stars on the spot Like share and subscribe the video You know Hit that bell icon Yeah make YouTube shorts about our content And get us whammed in the algorithm So we two can get a bagali

Oh we got it Burst Wales says this Hello boys Hello Hope you're doing well Since about April or May of 2020 I've been watching the cast back from the beginning, and with the recent spied episode, I'm finally caught up. Almost three years of watching this complete S, thanks for wasting hours of my life.

Jokes aside, though, great podcast keep it up, flungers. Anyway, my actual point of discussion is how I've noticed that JAR perfectly represents how YouTube has become. From the early days of weed and other drugs, among such other titles, to the present, where you guys have to sense. are swears in the cast due to the algorithm. Not so much of a question as much of a potentially interesting point. Bear Bear Zip Clippers. You're just making shit up at this point.

What is a flunger? No, shut up. You do not get to say that. What do you mean? You make sure to allow. No, no, no. A few people who's allowed. Why are you allowed? Yeah, why are they not allowed? So you're on some pedestal.

I'm allowed to create her. No, you're standing here. Look at how many people have already attached themselves to Mighty. And that was a complete accident. It's a mighty? What's mighty? Yeah, what is mighties, bro? The mighties. They know.

They don't know. Mighty Meetys. The mighty meeties out there. Mighty is a good-ass word. Mighty's good, isn't it? No, it's not. For a fan base, that makes them sound like they've got something behind them. They've got a spine.

Yeah. The mighties out there. Yeah. They have, they have spine. I don't know how I feel about zip clipper, though. It's kind of cool, but... Pick one or the other, I'd say. Zippy eye, clippy eye.

No, clippers... No, clippers only get that to be called that when they've made enough YouTube shorts about us to... Yeah, because they made enough clips. Yeah, clippers. Zippers, though, they're the people who spread it. The clippers supply the zippers, yeah. You become a mighty when you've clipped enough jar clips.

No, that's when you've done both. Yeah, you've been a clipper and a zipper. That's when you become a mighty. zip clip and then dip. Yeah, you got a dip. You got to dip and get out there before they notice your plans. Yeah, it's like a heist. Yeah. Nah, but

because recently Susan Wojewski has like left YouTube. So now there's the, and I saw people like celebrating this but I'm just like scared honestly. Yep, because the guy who's now in front of it is like a web free crypto

NFT integration guy. Nice. Yeah. he's like the guy who started to try integrate NFTs into everything so YouTube if you want this episode you're going to have to buy an NFT

an NFT jar key there was this bizarre moment on the on the I watched the Brit Awards the other day and there was a part where like the narrator or the host was like introducing someone and was like

this guy is one of the first British artists who integrated NFTs into their brand and it was like and I was just like that's cool man

I'm gonna invest in that probably mm-hmm what do you think about that one NFT bros what do you want us to say what can we say I want you to whip out your puk filthies and I want you to tell me

what to you should have bought putt filthy when he was worth pennies I just sort of lost like probably No, early on when you found it If you just pumped and dumped you'd have been fine Why it pumped into pup filthy And then dump pup filthy

Yeah well yeah that's how they work So you've got my money Yeah it's like the fastest turnover Just you don't pump in and then Then stay because they're gonna give you free money You don't do that And dump Yeah you dump

If it rhymes it works Pump and dump It's like you do the stock market as well You don't stay You don't keep a stock on it peaked years ago pump and dump I feel like that was directed at me

yeah it was directed at you you should have I pumped and dumped and looked at me on minus 200 I miss pup filthy I miss NFTs when things were innocent and clean where's your board eight back in the good old days

what board eight when Jimmy Fallon was buying his monkey When Paris Hilton went on Jimmy Fallon and they were sharing and bonding over apes. Oh my God, that is so cringy to look back at now. It was cringy when it was coming out. Yeah, but now, because now they're worth nothing. It's like, oh, nice. Do you remember that guy you wrote in that was like, no, guys, you just don't get it?

Yeah, pup filthy. Was it Pop Filthy? I'm pretty sure it was like some kind of like automated ape thing. No, it was Pop Filthy because you get paid. Automated ape. No, I don't think it was pup filthy, but I think that was one I found. I'm pretty sure I found the pup filthy shit. No, you wanted to buy Pup Filthy for James.

You should have, because then I would just pumped and dumped it and made money. Because that's your favourite thumbnail, isn't it, James? I'm a Puck Filty in the background. Pays eating the baby food. You're genuinely, I fucking love it. Yeah, Pup Filthy's right. No, I love that picture so much. I do want it framed on the set.

What, Pup Filty? Yeah, no, Paisley, like, sloughing, slurping some juice. Well, I guess speaking of, Doug Walker fan 27 says, What was your grossest dog moment? Hey, Jarr, I was inspired to ask this question Because I work at a doggy daycare. And today, a dog pissed straight blood and then slipped in it. With that said, what's your personal grossest dog experience?

Watching argue his own shit. Yeah, that is better. That is like... I saw quite a good Instagram reel of a core geek. eating poo straight from a dog. Yeah, I've seen that same one. I sent it to James. Yeah, it's actually like all corgi's a little bit munted.

See if I can find it for you, bro. That's horrible. Yeah, no, that is a good example because watching Argy do that, like, he doesn't just, like, gulp it down quick. He, like, choose it. He loves it. He, like, saves his taste. Yeah, he, like, you give him a bowl of biscuits, and he devours that, like,

Yeah, but when it's his own shit When it's digested already once before And he goes back for more It's warm Yeah, he just turns He shits turns around And slowly eats it Yeah, no, he does a shit

Turns on and eats it while shitting So he can turn back on eat the other fresh one He's disgusting But he gets dingles as well So he covers in action shit And he can't eat their own ass Yeah, they can't clean their own butt butt Yeah, that was a big one for me

it was when Oggy was put on um steroids and he started eating his own poo um then never stopped yeah it just unlocked something it changed his brain chemistry and now he's just perpetually

overweight apparently it's because they're not getting enough nutrition like genuinely that's actually why they eat their own shit no that's why they eat grass sorry I got that wrong no dogs eat grass because they're not getting what they need I would eat grass till he was sick

And then eat his shit Eat it's sick And then we'd eat the sick Yeah That's the worst bit Like I I don't understand animals Like naturally humans vomit

And they're like I don't want to be anywhere near this vomit It smells horrible Like I want nothing to do with it You know But dogs are just like Round 2 baby Yeah, I remember Max doing that, being sick, and then just like, what, time's clean up.

I mean, I appreciate the consideration. You got to clean the mess you make, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I appreciated it, so then I didn't have to clean it up. That's what I'm saying. Be sick. Wow, it's kind of like meal, too, from one. Yeah, and I'm hungry again. I wasn't hungry, now I'm hungry

No, it's when they get food It's when they get angry at you for watching them eat their own sick They like to see it as like a breach in trust Well, they get like embarrassed Yeah and they're like They look at you like Come on You know

I got one more here guys Okay From screensaver Yeah I heard Alex has been getting into Cod As of late A couple of episodes ago And I would like to know

what has made him reconsider over the years up to this point he's always said that he's never played because of the war glorification aspect so hearing he's been playing Modern Warfare 2 with the boys during the 2022 media wrap-up surprised me you start you got rid of it

didn't you? Yeah I deleted it like ages ago now why you'll re-downloading it baby we played it what once? No because you wouldn't actually play it with us I'm pretty sure we played it once no but you didn't want to play it with us yeah because it sucks it doesn't though you no you had the best time on it don't

lie sucks it's lame oh my god I would have played it if King Kong was there shut up or Godzilla as well Dingle versus Kong just going thank you for watching this episode no no no Alex you're wrong why What's your favourite game of our time? Um, Godzilla on GameCube. Thank you for watching this episode of the Gatwick podcast. We hope you enjoyed it. And if you disagree with anything we've said, please let us know.

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