JAR Media Posdact - JARCAST 3000

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:12 Housekeeping 06:32 Recession 09:45 Back to Housekeeping 23:23 The JARLings are becoming more Extreme 28:44 More Emotional Stories 33:24 Mid Break 41:56 Body Worms 43:41 Permanent Celeb Cast Member 50:31 The Ultimate Playground 52:53 John Danaher on Bear vs Gorilla 57:12 Gears of War Movie is FINALLY REAL YES YES 1:01:13 New Vegas Lore 1:03:47 Meme Chats Age Badly 1:08:19 Patron Segment

Yeah, and do you know who's fault is yours? What? The best time is gas-licey shit I've ever heard. How's it mine? Because you... I'm not responsible for my own actions. You are. No, okay.

Hello. Wait, no, I actually want to intro this one. I've got an intro prepared for this one. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 3,000 of the JARCust. I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim and James. And to get this episode going, I wanted to start us with a poem of sorts. Oh my God, this is so f*** up. To celebrate.

This is so f*** up. Do you know why? Someone today at college was like, do you read poems on your podcast? And I was like, no, we've never read phones and we're never going to. And then you're here like, I want to start us off with a poem. Yeah, I do. And it goes like this. And it goes a little something like this. One day...

I think I love you. One day when I came home at lunchtime, I heard a funny noise. Went out to the backyard to find out if it was one of those rowdy boys. stood there with my neighbour called Peter and a flux capacitor he told me he built a time machine like one in a film I've seen he said I've been to the year

3,000 not much has changed and your great great-great-granddaughter is doing fine doing fine no vote stop no stop stop no no that was all I don't need to do, unless you want to do the whole thing.

He doesn't say you're doing fine. I thought you said it is pretty fine. Well, they've wrecked on that. Great, great, great, great, great, great, granddaughter. No, so, yeah, we've made it, guys. 3,000 episodes. That's quite a few. How many years is that?

Um, 20. 20 years of podcast. Podcasts had barely even been around that long. Actually, wait. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. And if your name is Joe Rogan, or Biden. So, okay, I've figured out we will actually be able to make it to 3,000. Because it will be 60 years time.

We'll get to episode 3,000. But the whole point of us during this episode is that we know that... So we've got another three years to go to get to 10 years, and we've got another five years on top of that to get to 3,000. Okay I don't know what you mean Um It means that I will be

Eighty-five By the time we film episode 3,000 What if one of year We just randomly decide to do like Three a week Then that would be 150 episodes in a week

We could start squirting them out Bursts of just Bursing them out Yeah we could just burst a few out Every now and again Yeah That would make it That might drop it to like

40 years we might be alive by that means when we're 60 yeah I reckon we could do that that's yeah should we not like agreeing now that our plan should be to get to get to episode 3,000 like genuinely get to episode 3,000 because we will be a touching 90

but we will be able to do it we have to like live the healthiest lives from now onwards to ensure that we get to 3,000 having the 3,000 on there How clean that looks. It looks really clean. It feels like futuristic. It feels like an accomplishment.

It does. I'm also going to vote that we just don't do any episode between the numbers 6 and 700. Well, we just skip that 100 specifically. Yeah. We go straight to 700 and 1. Why? What have you got with a problem with 600? I've got like just a bad feeling about that whole 600 kind of number.

Oh, so we can like skip a bad. era if we just don't do it yeah maybe fill in fill in the blanks at another point that that you're changing fate there because if we change to 700 we're still actually filming the 600 so it's actually the energy of the 600 era that's going to define us so we have to take a two year break that's how it already works so we have no idea what number actually is that's your fault no that's your fault no I never ever influenced the giant numbering system you that literally is your no yeah you're in charge of the number man I would never ever change number we say number yeah

would would you agree that having disorganized numbers is chaotic no I would agree that the housekeeping segment needs to be addressed no I don't think so I think housekeeping we go back to the previous episode and a round of some of the conversations I think I think that um Housekeeping and house cleaning should be something that is more chaotic than people make it. People, but we're the only people on this. No, but I'm talking about housekeeping in general. I'm talking about outside of YouTube. Oh, you're talking about real-life housekeeping?

Yeah, real-life housekeeping. It should be more chaotic than we make it. What do you mean? Do you mean just let it get dirty? No, I'm seen it cleaning in a chaotic way. Don't clean it the way you would an organized person. Like, use floor cleaner on the ceiling. No, yeah, do the opposites.

If you need to clean the floor, clean the ceiling. Yeah. Because then your house overall will be cleaner. Yeah. If you need to clean the toilet, don't clean the sink instead. Clean the ceiling above the toilet and then just by natural that will get cleaned. Exactly. Well, that's like the number one rule of nature, right?

It always comes down. It's like a trickle-down economy. Well, yeah. Yeah. our economy is trickling down the drain as we speak trickling down just nicely so you were the person who first mentioned to me that we're in a recession might but what I don't get is it is it is it is no possible way it can even beat how severe it was in like 2007 because that was a housing

market crash because they lent more money no it's going to be worse than that it's not it's not absolutely it literally is it's going to last longer it's going to be the worst recession since the 1950s caused by World War II. They say this but the reason the 2007 housing the recession was bad because they lent money to anyone without checking if they can pay

it back. We've not been doing that because we've had safeguards in place. So it can't be as bad as that because we're not just spending a shit ton of money that nobody has. Although money doesn't exist and never has. It's a figure in your bank account. You don't see the money you get paid. You don't see any of the payments

you make. Money is a four is false. Do you know what a recession is? Yes. It's poor economic performance. 2020 was a recession, remember? A recession is your class as being in a recession. It's like Yeah, it's just poor economic force. It's like

a dark age in Civilization 6. Yeah, it is, and we had one in 2020. It's when your GDP goes down for two quarters in a row, right? Yes. And if it comes out of that after, then I guess you're out of the recession, but...

But yeah, that like 2020. What they're saying is that it's going to go down for two years. But it's not going to be the 2007 levels. No, it's going to be worse. I don't believe that. Why? Because there's not all this money that's disappeared to people

can't pay them off. That's what caused the 2007. But the money's... The money's gone. What was the government doing in lockdown? In COVID, they were giving them money they didn't have. But this is the point. There's no money. And now businesses are having to charge more tax

they're having to pay more so they're charging more and they have less money to employ people. This is a thing it doesn't exist. So people don't spend money because money is more valuable so they want to keep hold of money. Yes, so there's no flow into the economy. Yeah, into the economy. But at the same

time, none of this actually exists because if companies didn't want higher profit margins, they wouldn't increase prices to keep profit margins, which means None of this would happen, but it just does because they're greedy. If companies... If they were to stay just like a line, then I guess, yeah, but... But then that doesn't lead to economic growth. Yeah, it doesn't work anywhere, because then they're not making more money for the tax...

For the government to tax, to them pump back into... Into us. ...policing, police and army. Yeah. And not the MHS. Yeah, a big clump of it goes straight into murdering people that don't look like us. And developing nuclear weapons we don't need. After hours, we talk about the political state of nuclear weapons and nuclear deterrence and mutually assured destruction.

Catch us on that episode, but I didn't introduce housekeeping, but then you guys talked about, like, nukes for like 15 minutes. Problem. So, Alex, these are heavy questions that someone needs to answer. if we don't ask these questions who is, who are, you know? To be fair, when you introduce housekeeping I thought we were setting up the housekeeping for the next one.

Yeah, so people... Like a Marvel Stinger. No, like, well, for housekeeping to exist, we need to say provocative things for people to want to respond to. Exactly, yeah, we do that effortlessly. What's your thoughts on Tom Cruise being iron, man? Well, what your thoughts on this room from? bag you. James now being up for a drinking cast is absolutely infuriating good

cast though. What you mean? Yeah you've always been anti just that. No. I think it's literally been recorded. No, but this is the thing drinking casts have been a staple of jarful ages and so of drug casts. It's just like we don't say it. Yeah, we've been zonked on cocaine a fair amount of times but you just don't know. Ketamin episode. Yeah, yeah. Try and guess. Try and guess which one. NdMA.

Ches has gone in the K-hole again. No, it's glue. It's poppers and glue. Lampkin 91 says that tattoo map slash treasure idea. Do you remember this? Yes. We're talking about getting tattoos. Like having all of us different parts of a map on our back to a treasure.

And the treasure was the mine car video. Apparently that's literally the plot to an anime called Golden Kamui. I don't remember this at all. The treasure was the Minecraft video. No, okay, no. My idea is that we make a real-life ARG and we actually hide an actual recording of the Minecraft video in that position. So then once they work out over years and they go there, they can find that cringy video and that's the reward. Like a true ARG.

The 3,000 isn't actually our number. That's the part of the ARG. Get fucked. No, but this is the thing, bro. We've been so weird over these 3,000 episodes that we can make an ARG from the weird things we've said over all of these cars and link them together and then do something with that. You've got to start leaving more mysterious kind of clues.

No, this is all I'm going to say. someone organized the ninth word in every cast so the ninth word spoken in every cast in sequence and see what it says that's all I'm going to say

if you can do that then well information abound it's probably going to be like a fucking manifesto you and Obama's manifest the the siop is complete Doug Edsel says I was a chat mod on the fallout wiki for a couple years

James is 100% correct I've seen New Vegas change countless lives forever It's changed mine I generally think that I was like normal before New Vegas and like now it's ruined me Why does it have that effect? Because it's so shit It's so shit.

By his remorse, they've got to convince themselves it's good. No, there's something about it. There's like the depth of it and just like, I can't, it's, I don't think it's in our realm of explanation to understand why New Vegas changes people.

But it's like all of the, all the unique characters I've met, the red string is always New Vegas. I don't know why. I mean, yeah, there's even another, like, comment that I screenshot that I'll bring up later, but yeah, it seems to be a trend. DH does stuff, so it's been watching for a long time, but I always forget no matter how many times they say it, anyone know the best place to leave questions for the dubious dibbies

over at JAR. Head over to the suggestion thread on the subreddit, or if you're feeling extra risky, extra spicy, you can go to the comments on YouTube and if your comment is worthy, then it will be mentioned in the housekeeping segment. Fight. Fight. Like Ennable Romero who says

sup boy who's recently a friend of mine has admitted to gooning but it is a rare case of which he only does it once a week and he swears that it makes him last longer in bed when the time comes for action

does the goon master have any thoughts on this statement and is it healthy to goon once a week greetings from the only Paraguayan Jarling So this person has actually admitted to gooning and by gooning I mean

like the actual like a goon because obviously gooning is like a we've kind of warped it a bit the gooning thing but you know is this person actually gooning 100% gooning with a porn set up and monitors and endless porn

because if that's the case and they've told you about it they've probably aware that it's not good there's got to be some self-awareness there what if they have it like they have such gooning discipline that it is just like the once a week and every they have a like a perfectly normal balanced life but that's their like one thing and they never nut until they're getting yeah well no

because the point of gooning is not to nut that there's no nothing involved that's that that's why yeah the gooning is no it's got a no no gooning is it's delaying the nut so with gooning right I think I need to further explain this we all know what edging is right yeah that's what gooning is but it's like the over-consim stimulation of porn in that edge. So you're just edging yourself to an extreme quantity of porn and therefore that's gooning. Is there like a time limit where once it goes past a certain time limit then it officially becomes gooning?

No. So if you're, I guess so. Well, it depends on the person. Yeah. Because I guess edging is a thing outside of goon, gooning. Yeah, yeah. But I'd say edging is specifically with, edging is just like being close to coming without coming

and then keeping on that edge line running the edge yeah you're running the edge but you can do that as in a normal a normal sexual thing is like yeah yeah yeah you want to keep it going a bit longer is by yourself with porn yes but keeping that edge going for way longer

than you would naturally so is that I mean you can edge someone but you can't goon someone you can goon someone if you want to goon someone you can goon someone but you obviously you can't edge someone how do you goon someone how do you goon someone just like the way you edge someone i guess you just do it longer what's the the gooning thing like being alone in the like well this is the thing because when when we first brought up gooning and i said that there's like the wedded for gooners it's like there's posts on

there like oh i gooned with my girlfriend shit oh wow so i guess gooning girlfriends so i guess yeah yeah you could goon together but you're edging to pawn together Yeah, when you could just edge each other without the porn. Yeah, no, that's my problem with gooning, is the porn. Mm. Mm. More so. Without the porn, it's relatively healthy.

Or gooning is not healthy, but if you're edging yourself. If you're doing the gooning behavior, but not without any porn, like, it's all just in your head. Well, no, because I still say that's a goon. No, how do you know? That's just edging then, isn't it? You're just edging yourself. Well, but what would you get out of edging yourself? needlessly? Because if you're going to edge yourself, if you're just going to

masturbate to your thoughts and edge yourself like that, wouldn't you just goon? I don't see why you'd edge yourself that way, if you know what I mean. Whip out the flashlights. Yeah, the flashlight machine. that is that thing on Twitter where like tweets that go viral will often their first reply will be this like weird sex thing it's like trying to sell this like product

that like sucks you off oh the suck there's the suckers don't know because there's a thing or true it's like any like viral tweet is like oh get this vibrator get this flashlight get these lights it's just advertising but there's always this like one

video they use where there's this like automated suck thing that's like going around like a cucumber oh that's that whole that yeah yes I've seen that one I think I've seen that and I don't even have Twitter everyone's seen that shit I'm pretty sure it's because you sent it to

a pig chasing a duck and then there's like that is the first reply yeah it's like suck blast a 6,000 fucking destroying your knob Stone Weevil says this dude just said lapis lazuli

Lapis lazuli who says lapis lazuli it's that haven't played Minecraft what do you say jim I say lapis lazuli James what do you say lapis lazuli nah

no you just say lapis I'm gonna be honest I think the actual way you say it is lapis is lapis lazuli that's shit though lapis lazuli I just say lapis lazuli or just lapis yeah lapis for in Minecraft die yeah it's just a lame die it's like the blue die

it's like that um do remember that old school meme with the guy that we go die oh that is a classic that's like an old school that's one of the older ones isn't it that's right yeah yeah YouTube poop era YouTube poop yeah do you know who was you know what you know sometimes

I actually went into a bit of a nostalgic hole recently and I watched the Mootoo do YouTube channel Me Too, you know who made the Old Spice meme Oh really? Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I went back and it was like Oh damn, those days are so pure

It is going back When people put effort into their memes No, generally my biggest beef of current meme culture Is there's no effort There's no effort in memes Yeah, because it's all been done Spend six months you're like making a fucking lame two minute meme video. Don't fucking record us to TikTok and think it's a meme.

Everything's been done to the point where it's like, well now to do something fresh, we've got to, I've got to spend literal weeks in like after effects, like tracing around breaking bad scenes so they can be put into like a Mario Kart versus scenes. You know what I'm saying? I saw Walter White put into Skyrim. Yeah, I've seen that. Or New Vegas. Yeah, New Vegas ones tend to be pretty good.

It's like, yeah, every combo of things has been done. And it's just like, okay, we've done every combo. But it's like settled. Like Breaking Bad has been accepted as one of them. Yeah. Just certain games and stuff. But it's really, it's really in the same vein of like Marvel. Yeah.

Pop culture thing plus pop culture thing. It's all just free guy. It's like it, you know? Yeah, it's like a family guy cutaway. gurg yeah hey peter remember the time and remember the time tony soprano was in new Vegas that is a really good video that one is especially good yeah that one is good well what do you think of this one um maybe the worst comment ever left on jar that's a that's a high high on it to do that my balls are richy so jim could be proposing that dark

Souls 1 is like the classic Sam Worthington film, Clash of the Titans. Oh my gosh. And perhaps Dark Souls 2 is the daring sequel, Rath of the Titans. What then might Dark Souls 3 in Eldon Ring be? Perhaps Berserk 97 and the Witcher? And then Eldon is the Game of Thrones and X Lord of the Rings of Souls likes? Wait. Berserk is the original anime, isn't it?

Because that shit is lit. You've even watched Summer Berserk. Yeah, I have. Really good. Just for the music. Doing it all the music is so good. I'm gonna have to agree. Wait, really?

Yeah. Dark Souls 2 is Wrath of the Times. That's all I'm gonna say. No, I think it's my favorite movie. Well, to end housekeeping, Jay Outskimer, Nesgaba, says, the biggest trolls on the net what do you say to that

yeah you sench sinch snitch Alex is sinch I don't know what that means you are don't try and deny it Alex

you are well um there was a the jarlings have kind of come out in full force this last week to kind of prove how crazy they are but they needed to prove that more than usual man I've had a few crazy encounters

that I need to tell you about the first being this guy called Luigi just sends me a DM right Mama Luigi Yeah I think he is with Mama Luigi He sends me this DM right I read it

Hi I hope this is the real Alex I made this Twitter account just so I could contact at you. I tried the jar account first but that doesn't allow DMs. So I wanted to ask slash commission you to help me with a tattooed idea. I want to get a snapping turtle parenthesis of truth saying question everything learn nothing in reference to the normal episode of the jar cast. I would like you to draw the turtle specifically. It doesn't have to be perfect. It could literally be done in five minutes. I think it would be really funny.

But I also find this quote really resonates with me. And I could have quite easily designed it myself, but I thought it would be more special if you helped design it. I hope to hear from you soon. I appreciate this guy because he understood when I said, if you have any questions, just DM Alex. He did. That's legendary.

Are you going to? I was going to ask you guys, like, not only your thoughts, but also why like a snapping turtle? Because it's question everything Learn nothing I do love that quite But what does that have to do with a snapping turtle Well he said it's of truth

Yeah They're wise They're wise animals Are they? Yeah And he's like snapping it You know Question everything

Learn nothing You know A five minute drawing of a snapping turtle No go all in Do a week Or do like a from life Like sketch or something. No, just go in, make something

beautiful. Someone should get that. Alex is, like, stop the video when Alex is doing that and have that tattooed on you with the crown and everything. If someone got thoughts? That one. Yeah, have that, like, there, above your nipple.

So that was crazy on its own. But then there was more. Other jarlings doing craziness. So, you know, there was that jarling who says like, oh yeah, yeah, everyone, I'm definitely going to meet Ryan Reynolds in like a few weeks. Yeah. And we're like, yeah, shut up, you fucking liar. They were like, they took us, like, saying that they're a liar, like, to heart. I didn't say they were a liar.

You did. You too did. I don't. I mean, the guy getting this tattoo, he's a liar. He's not actually going to do it. Yeah, true. No, but this other gowling, they sent me a message

on Man Man, secret Twitter, with pictures of them with Ryan Reynolds, and they go from always sunny, like, proving that it's real. Do you want me to show you? How do we know that it's him then?

Yeah, did you reverse image search? Bro, these images... It's the set, there's no way this shit is fake. Joe, Jamie, he hasn't learned to reverse image search yet He hasn't reversed image searched as he No Alex, once you're on the internet

You need to learn to re reverse image search everything Always do Hmm Yeah, here we go Yeah, as per your Reddit request Here is my proof Me in the middle alongside my family So there's him in the

middle next to Ryan Reynolds oh my god it is my my next. And Ryan and there's more on his be real with fucking it's real man what the fuck man you didn't invite us

it's Photoshop no bro that's real no Alex means it is real question everything learn nothing so there was yeah that was two

things and I'm pretty sure there's fucking crazy though why have we why haven't we why have we never been

given the opportunities to to you know make it like that guy did yeah you know

he said in his story that like he got drunk and he said to Ryan Reynolds that green lantern's like really bad

fake no that's not that's not true no but that's the type of shit he says all the time anyway

Yeah, true. Ryan Reynolds is the first one to say that. I make terrible decisions with my career. And to end this segment, um, there's one more crazy, jowling, uh, thing. He should have said to him, oh, go to, go to England. What should I say? Um, go, go, leave Wales. So, uh, use the time goes if you want to skip this, but this is a, a shat story. Um, I shat myself in front of my crush.

oh that's not it's fake it's fake Alex no no listen there when I was a stupid child of around age six to eight I was over at a neighbor's house with my mom I did not remember why all I remember is they were droning on and on

and I was desperately trying to hold in a massive shit I was too embarrassed to ask to use my neighbor's bathroom she was my piano teacher and a milf and I had a crush oh I'm interested now. But I could feel that I was losing my

grip. I could only clench my asshole for so much longer. My mom is one of those people that never quit yapping. Isn't that everyone's mom? I quickly lost hope that we would leave before the dam broke. This was no mere

little poof art situation. This was a full on firm, hearty log. The kind of shit that in another world would feel healthy and satisfying. But in this situation was a nightmare. The sensation of weight and mass hanging in my underwear, was distressing to say the least. The only silver lining was that it was tightly contained, secure in my tighty whitties.

With a shreddies. He needed shreddies. I formulated a strategy. I was to stand still as a statue to minimize, sorry, minimize any mushing and leakage. When the adults' conversation finally ended, I would waddle home. best I could with my mom and deal with the mess safe from the judgment of my hot piano teacher the plan worked for a surprising amount of time

things only turned south when my arch nemesis butch the neighbor's dog came wondering how out up to no good I hated this mutt but he loved the smell of shit he got up close and personal and with his dog nose began sniffing away I tried to maneuver myself away from him but it was hard to do so without risking leakage High on the scent of poo and excited by my movement, Butch went feral. He really got up in there, ramming his nose between my cheeks.

My neighbor caught notice of this regrettable scenario and understandably wondered what the hell was going on. She asked if I'd pissed myself now... Which, now that I think about it, I must have as well. That's a package deal. I denied any and all accusations, but it was futile. I was compromised. Butch had thoroughly

fuck me over. The poo was no longer a contained lump. Oh, fuck. His nose had mashed it into his squishy layer of mush that covered my ass cheeks, not sack, and flowed down my leg. the thick scent of shit that up until that point miraculously remained hidden now waft and filled the room my neighbor found the situation hilarious she laughed at me she joked about how much butch loved the smell and how i may be able to keep my sword pants hidden from them

but I could not keep them hidden from butch's nose I had failed I shut down in humiliation ultimately I ended up in the bathroom I had tried so desperately to avoid My mom cleaned up the disaster area which must have taken forever. What a saint. My piano teacher lent me some clean pants and undies. I continued to take weekly piano lessons from her up until about eight years after that. I'd frequently remember that day during our lessons and internally just want to die. So anyway, that's my shit story. That's trauma. That's genuinely. Yeah, that does sound like you've traumatized yourself, lad.

yourself, lad. That was a good one. You love shit stories. They're really funny, man. That one was a good one. Yeah, people have, like, got some trauma out there, man. If you believe that's not fake.

You think that was real? That's fake. That's definitely real. You know it's fake, because they're talking about milfs. They're doing that to get Jars' attention. And it worked. It did work. That was the most realistic part.

Oh, God damn, I love Milfs. See after these. Buy bear bear, buy bear, bear. I do declare buy bear bear bear. Bear bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. I've got a bad habit at the moment of looking at the moon when it's full and howling. And going where?

We had a full moon on Tuesday. Yeah, let me go where. I had to lock myself away and... Like the Joker. I'm just go werewolf. It's better... It's better to a woo than it is to puke.

Yeah. I hate that line in the Joker. Ruins the whole film. Which? When I go where. He's talking to Jimmy Kimmel and he's like, all this depressed loners

one day are just going to break and go werewolf. Why did you sound like a certain somebody, saying that. A certain somebody. Especially that after credit Stinger where he's like

Morbius bit me and now I'm going to become a fucking weirpire. I saw my mum watching Morbiolize the damn. Wait, say that again. I walked in on my mom watching Morbius. And it was just like this is Morbius. Why the

fucking are you watching this? What did you think? Yeah. I need to get a like new opinion on her After finishing it, see if she liked or not. She probably did. She probably did, yes. I feel like I have a type of family who would actually like Morbius. Just thinking about that there's, there are people out there who like have watched Morbius in earnest.

Yeah. You know, like not even knowing about the meme at all. It's morbid time. Yeah, ask her what, what variant of him saying it's Morbin time that she enjoyed the most? I can't wait for until he's in Fortnite What does it mean to

Morb? Morb? Well, if you'd seen a movie you'd know like when he goes into full power mode he goes like Slow-mo

Dracula Dracula Yeah, because he fights venom doesn't he in it? No, he just he just beats us and thugs and says that he is Venom is Venom

I'm reason Yeah I'm Venom I'm just joking I mean cool yeah but come on you know

I'm venom vampires fucking suck man I'm being real I don't I like vampires vampires suck apart from in the Witcher yeah really cool in the Witcher other really cool in the Witcher

so our best side What cool nickname do they have? Vamps, suckoids? Morbs. Hmm, looks like a morpike. I'm a big vampire fan. And I think that is the case because I've not seen Twilight. Blade? Blade good.

What is it? They like trying to redo Blade? They're in Blade. Yeah, they're doing new Blade. No, but didn't the main guy was just like, this is not Blade? Like, refuse to fucking... Oh, you mean Kevin Faggie? and it rewritten or something.

No, not Kevin Foggy. The main actor. Yeah, Kevin Foggy. He's playing Morgia. He's finally playing Bladed. Yeah, Kevin Foggling. I don't like Kevin Furg, Furgie. I like Furgie.

Yeah, I like Furgie. When's Furgie going to be in Marvel? She is. She's going to be, um, Ryan Reynolds' boy. Wait, um, Will I Am is in, um, fucking Wolverine Origins. Hell yeah. he's going to be in the MCU

Yeah bring him back Ryan Reynolds is in it now Yeah Honestly I think they need to Yeah Why is Will I am like working with the blob That's classic Will I am Yeah

He's a bit of a chaotic being him How did they get away with I'm a beat on the next level how do they get away with you know let's get it started but the original version because it's really funny what is it what is the lyric again

let's get our slur in here do you know our slur that word is a sign of the word no because I remembered that the other day like oh my god like that is one of the songs one of the quintessential songs of the early 2000 Yeah, that was our childhood.

Yeah, that was ever on this age as like... No, it's when you go to the school disco and it's just like... And they get angry at us for loving to use it. How dare they? No, but that's the crazy thing. Like, it's not on Spotify anymore. It's like, it's gone. It's hidden.

What? If you want to find it, you've got to go on YouTube. Yeah. It's been surprised. It's such a tune though. Yeah. They're the worst band ever. No, I like them.

I'm a beat on the next. level they got something special going on yeah they like they come up one thing like I'm a B I'm a B I'm a B

I'm a B it's your music theory Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

and Monday That's actually their song Are you fucking with me No Oh, I guess that's actually real Yeah, that's one of their songs It's like slightly different I'm fucking what's it called

Yeah Dude, it's like their most It's like their most famous song No People killing people dying Children hurt and hear them crying Red and deet The black

eyed peas Yeah That one's emotional What's wrong with the world Mama Ritten on her World Mama

Yeah You're living in the USA The big CIA The Blood and the Crips And the KKK thing now Oh they're animated now Cool Fergie's gone there

Yeah What song is that? Monday Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. I don't think... I got a feeling that tonight's going to be a good night. When did they do that in that I got a feeling?

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Friday, Thursday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I told, it's like a... It's like a baby's nursery rhyme. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday through Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday. It's so good being Will I am, you're trying to write a song when he get written into a corner. Yeah, it's just, he's just like, he's writing his song and then he's like, why don't I put it here?

And he looked at his left and his calendar's there. Monday, Tuesday. February. January February April This is like This is the guy

They picked to do The Mad 2 soundtrack Too Good song You did the Motomoto song and everything Yeah And um

That's him singing And the Alex song He voiced Yeah Alex lost or whatever Yeah That's a banger Yeah

Really good part of the movie Emotional Well, this is the part of the class where we answer questions from the JARMedia subreddit Suggestion Threadhead over there and ask us whatever you feel like. Just like, uh, this little snitch did. Swag dealer. Do you think it would be cool if all the body hair on your body was replaced with worms? They are alive.

And what impact do you think this would have on society? Um, so we'd become, what, Medusa? Kind of. But this is the thing, this would, this would, I'd kill myself. Why? I have a lot of hair. So you'd be a wormy kind of guy, yeah. I would be the warmiest fucking man ever, and I don't want to be that.

Are they like full-sized worms, like earthworms? What are we talking? Are we talking like tape worms? If they were snakes, yes. if we were our little snakes that would be sick thousands of snakes yeah little snakes you can be like oh we have a little treat

you have a treat but why surely they get fed from you eating no but yeah so I can feed myself through feeding my snakes I suppose it all depends on how cute the worms are yeah no snakes are cute

they're adorable or are they like the worms from men in black worms well then it would be kind of too cool yeah In which case, I feel like the questions have always. This person specified body hair.

So do they not include facial hair and hair on your head? Do you mean body hair? Like ball hair. Yeah. Imagine testicle is being covered in worms. I just picture every hair that's currently on your body, but if it was a worm. There's not enough space. There's not enough space for that many worms.

They'd have to be really small worms. And at that point, there might as well be hairs. Yeah. No. Yeah, I'm with Jim on that one. I've got too much hair. My opinion is it doesn't make a difference What's your opinion on this one then for a

Hypothetical questions are stupid Mr. Tenma has a hypothetical If you had to add a permanent celebrity member To the cast Who would you choose? I'm going to have to agree with James The Wach or Wyn Reynolds Stupid question, you know the answers are wedy

Hmm Maybe the guy that played the robot from iRobot Oh yeah But is he famous enough to be on the cast Yeah You could do all the voices for us He's like a voice guy Yeah

He's in Rogue 1 He's in ODST isn't he Yeah he is Because he's in Firefly There you go I'm okay What about Um

Well I am Borgie Yeah She could sing the national anthem She could say, like, introduce us by singing each episode. Sing our names. Say my name, say my names. Sing us in, Fergie.

Well, we have a, like, you know, like Jimmy Kimmel has his band and stuff and David Letterman. Yeah, it's just Virgie on the road. Like, the camera cuts are like, Fergie in the corner with a keyboard. Monday, Tuesday. Fuck, dude. I really want Fergie to sing. Unless you plays it on a keyboard. Come on, Fergie, will you?

Yeah, I think mine would actually be like Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon? Both of them. James Corden. Ooh. You can have like a little cage with James Taylor in the back. He could be like sat like he's waiting for his food at a restaurant. Then he just starts screaming abuse.

I feel like there's got to be a celebrity we really want who would really add something. What about someone that would really detract something? Like such an inverse like, like personality. Like Harrison Ford. like just an energy drain you know someone just like someone who would

someone who would hate it so much being there hmm I could think of someone yeah I don't know do like fictional characters count master chief cringe

doom guy yeah Patrick Stewart is the the king from oblivion apparently Ian Mchellen was in our hometown

are you joking what was he doing here that would be a good one Ian McKellen on the stool yeah um faux dress

Elijah Wood yeah what about the guy Daniel Radcliffe Hmm I eat for him No, Henry Cavill Because he'd just talk about lame shit

That's true We'd actually get a good Warhammer Conversation of Henry Cavill Unless she all that I care about Yeah but we wouldn't be able to tell the difference Between him and you Yeah I might walk out

He might stay Monday, Tuesday But how much do you think that was awesome that was awesome how did you do that do you never get that sometimes we're like

you start to say something but like it's just everything's just kind of like wrong I could tell it was happening so I was like what if I like really lean into it? What about?

What were you going to say? Do you remember? I was going to say how much do you think it would cost like how much Henry Cabell would charge much like Joe Pascarly for one episode of a podcast?

No, I think if he has the opportunity to sit on a podcast and talk about Warhammer I think he would just do it because he likes talking about Warhammer and I reckon he's quite cheap. Yeah, he'd happily

talk about the flaws of the original witcher. Price range? It can't be that much more than Joe. Pesquiley. Yeah. Yeah, Joe Piscarly seems like he's overcharging. He thinks he's more valuable than these were.

Yeah, I think he's put it so high because he doesn't like podcast. He actually fucking hates going on that. Yeah. Not another one of these. What might? That's another one of these? What a other one that is?

That's what you get, Joe, for fucking locking us out. Price range too high. Be more affordable. Dickhead. Respect the lower class. Do you think he actually would, like... We find out of the cash. Would he sit on this chair and, like, do the whole episode?

No, but can I just sit? What is our obsession of Joe Pascuali? I've never understood it and I've never liked it. Because when we were growing up He was like He was one of the things you would see In like the supermarket on the DVD corners It would be like Jopasqually stand-up

He was the guy No he wasn't Do you remember um Was it Lee Evans well good show Yes That's it That's it Well Lee Evans was another comedian from that era

Who was in everything Was everywhere was in movies Mousetrap He was in Dynotopia He voiced the CG Dinosaur Mousetrap is a really good film Genuine Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's

Gore Vibinsky directed Which is quite weird Who the hell's Gaw Vibinsky? He did like The Pirates of the Caribbean movies Wow Yeah, really random Big up Lee Evans

Big up Gore That makes you okay What, Gore you big up gaw big up fore yeah big up four more like um the me me says hey lads

what's your favourite piece of playground equipment for me the swings are elite they're still fun even as an adult stay fresh I was banned from the majority of the playground because I would hurt myself yeah I'd say

no that that's zip line that you sit on the thing and you launch it's oh the flying fox is good I was never able to actually launch myself off one, unfortunately. No, that was the thing, was like, the swings is probably a correct answer, because you could do that thing where build up a nice and out of momentum, then you get right to the apex of the swing, let loose. Oh, you mean jumping off?

Yeah, like at the peak of the swing, let loose, and then you go flying. It's a miracle we never broke our legs. Do you remember seeing that video of the guy on the swing doing the actual 360, They're really, yeah, yeah. Yeah, mental. Incredible. But I got to shout out, like, the, the spinny things. Yeah, what are those called? Merry Go-A-Rounds.

No, they're the ones where you, like, ride a horse. No, but we walk, because there's those ones that are slightly at an angle. But then there's the proper ones where you do that. They're called, like, Romulons or something? Yeah, no, it's funny because it's like the British thing of, like, attaching mopeds to them and spinning them up on a bike, so it's just like... Oh! All those weird swings that are like big plastic circles on chains.

Yeah, they're cool. Yeah, you can launch yourself pretty far of them. Yeah. I wish I was more willing to part with my safety of my body as a kid. Really? I thought that was like one of your main things. I was a lot more sensible as a kid. Nowadays I'm not.

And I kind of regret that. Did you not have a trampoline at least? No. didn't even have a trampoline like I wasn't trusted with a trampoline well that would be another answer there's those trampolines that like dug into the ground yeah they're cool they've got abilities I just like imagining like all the rats that are in that hole that you dug to put the trampoline in and they're like scratching at your feet trying to get out yeah right

Ruhr Ah Um Ah Oswald the outrageous says Howdy Ja On a recent Lex Fridman podcast

He and John Danaher One of the world's best MMA coaches had a 37 minute long discussion about who would win in a fight between a bear A lion and a gorilla I would highly recommend watch

the video but to summarize Dana Hare first comes to the conclusion that the guerrilla would be destroyed mostly due to the fact that while it does have huge strength it doesn't have any experience using them in combat in a combat situation he then says he doesn't think the bear and the lion would be able to kill each other as their defenses are so strong but in a short fight he would just favor the lion due to its speed and in a longer fight it would favor the bear due to its endurance my question is do you think that this ends that age old debate once and for all

cheers goobers. It's a hypothetical so the debate will never end because you can always change. Until we have perfect simulations then I trust no one. This is the thing but in a simulation if you ran it a million times it's never

it's not going to be like bear versus mouse you know. The mouse is never going to beat the bear but then again if you do infinite of them maybe the mouse will win. This is a thing, it doesn't exist, nothing is real. Creshing everything to learn nothing.

I was thinking about that quote while I was driving around today. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. From Assassin's Creed? Yeah. Well, okay, no, explain this. Damn, they were right. They were true. They had it figured out.

What do you mean? Should we get into parkour? No. Yeah. Why do you say no? You're like the most. you're the only person in this room I can imagine jumping off a bridge right now yeah my intrusive force don't don't win always

I have some sense imagine just like jump jumping off like a bridge or a I'm thinking like the bridge over the river in town do you remember that time because there was the parkour guys in our town mm and where that bridge is by phase they'd like jump off the bridge to the to the other side of the bank or like no around like 2013 like parkour was like huge yeah I find parkour greatly impressive

when people just like oh it's awesome that's what I call it free diving free going like off the you know thing and like diving no see bad I just imagine like doing that while like you're Winnie the pooing it

in terms of like you're just wearing a shirt but the bottom half is completely naked and you just start peeing as you like Why did you go there? What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Free birding.

I would like to do parkall but I just don't think I could. Why? You've got the like the acceptance of pain so you wouldn't go free birding no

no you know what no because I see those parker videos and it's like oh this is like a really tall building and I don't care and it's like no no I'm actually slowly conquering my fear of heights because at work we have these huge wax sort of stuff on it and I just climb them wax

wax full of like storage stuff so I need to get some down at the top so I don't get a ladder I just climb it and it'll be like a story high don't do that I've almost fallen off far too many times yeah but what if it like fell on to you it won't they're too heavy we've got shit on there they're too heavy but it's going to a point where it's just like

my colleague will go to me like James used to steps just because I'm dangling off a fucking solving unit trying to grab a really heavy motor I like living on the edge we're speaking about living on the edge um team actemales says greetings lads was wondering your thoughts on the recently announced live action gears of war movie and animated series i'm not too confident in these considering

netflix are making them but if they can caption a fraction of what dom's death did i think i'll be satisfied cheers um you can't yeah it'll be really got down hard it's the time for gears of war humors kind of passed. I think just for that alone, I'm interested because it's like, you're making fucking Gears of War movie now?

Yeah, this is like the Halo show, but next. But the thing is, Gears of War, like the humans in Gears of War World are a little bit fucked up. As long as they don't try and marvel it and do that kind of dialogue, it's like there's a lock is behind me, isn't there?

No, that's what they're going to go for, though, because that's what's going to be the... Yeah, because that's what Gears 4 did. Microsoft don't know what they're doing. Do you really think they'll do that? Because if it's totally... If they take it totally serious and, like, treats it... They won't. They won't.

It's too bullsey to do that. Yeah. No, Marvel... It's the cuckification of all forms of media, and it's like, it's got to be Marvel Heema. Yeah. Like, stop fucking catering to the lowest common denominator for once. Fucking hell.

Do, Jones is pooing on himself. Why? I'd say... Would you know I'm pooing on myself, Jamie? I'd say an animated show could really work. An animator's show, yeah. No, because, like, this is why I think, like, edge runners, genius. Yeah.

Like, that, like, the stuff in that show, there's, like, some lame-ass stuff in that. Mm-hmm. But it's all taken so seriously. But they embrace the, like, the O-Woo nature. Yeah. You know, they embrace a lot of I-U-U-U-N-A-Sounding-S song. I want to stay at your house. Yeah, and it's like the cringiest, lamest stuff.

That makes it cool. Everyone has a bit of cringe in them. And if you can tap into that molecule of cringe, suddenly it starts spreading. And it becomes something beautiful. It blooms. It blooms into a wonderful rose that smells quite nice. A rose full of infectious postules that fill the air. Yeah, with marble jokes.

With self-aware Marvel humor, it breaks the fourth wall. Oh, great, another superhero. I'm so glad that Jar accepted our cringe at early age Okay, me and Jamie accepted our cringe Because Alex still hasn't What do you mean? I was the first to do it You haven't released a mind car video No man

See this is what I mean You haven't accepted your cringe You never did anything that cringe We didn't Yeah we generally didn't I was cringe I was like pure unfiltered cringe And yet

You didn't even try and you blew me me out the fucking water and you're so... Twice with the Minecraft stuff. There was the whole, you know... I'm still upset about the machinima because I stayed up to like three in the morning for that shit.

Yeah, you were taking that shit. Seriously, you thought it was your golden ticket. And... He can write a machinima that would make millions. Yeah. And the best supporting role goes to...

James House in Minecraft Machinima. I was a kid, okay? So was I. I did that shit as well. We both, all of us did, and it wasn't worth it. No, it was worth it. It wasn't worth it. It wasn't. That one was so hot as well. Because that was the time when we were playing Minecraft on that tiny little TV.

The CRT, yeah, TV. We were forged in the CRT. We were. And those things get really hot. They're like ovens. I want to stay at James' house. As James was kind of alluding earlier and other comments with it, miniature runny has a penultimate here.

Hearing the discussion of Femboys as New Vegas is hilarious to me. I'm a trans woman and in online circles, New Vegas is constantly memed as every trans woman's favorite game, which is more often than not true. Other games in that vein are Eldon Ring, Apex Legends and Celeste. It's not to say that only trans women can enjoy these games or anything. It's more a collection of games that appeal to us in one way or another, especially when we form a kind of community around them.

Really enjoyed listening to the cast. Just thought an inside perspective on this topic would be interesting for you. Bye, bye. I think I kind of said something bad earlier. That's like all the weirdos I've met, all like New Vegas. I don't mean weirdos, okay. but like I mean I'm sure

you know any group there's gonna be some weirdos in there you know what I'm saying no but like there's something about New Vegas I don't understand it turns people trans yeah

did New Vegas turn me gay this is really interesting though because one of my like favorite YouTubers I've been watching

for ages leadhead they um she made new Vegas videos like years ago and I went back and watched them after I'd found her and then she like somewhat recently in the last year came out as trans

and she like loves New Vegas it's just like a weird there's something about New Vegas there's something about New Vegas but this is what is it about New Vegas is there any part of the game that's about like gender identity in any way well you can be a man or a woman but loads of games

I don't know I don't think it's that there's something else and I don't I can't explain it I I mean I please let us know but but there's something special about New Vegas that I can't that is different can we can we get the jar consensus on this can all the new vacate the self-declared New Vegas fans please stand up well I was going to end on like a really long shit story but we've already had one

yeah and I don't think that one can be top personally so instead I'm going to do this one from pinkish prawn bear bear boys I often listen re-listen to old cast and by far the one thing that's aged the worst out of all of them are the meme chats discussions about the very early days of

TikTok moth memes and bongo cat which have probably become irrelevant within a week of their upload, let alone revisiting them now. My question is, are you more considerate nowadays of the timelessness of casts? Do you think you consciously value,

for example, anecdotes over topical, time-limited discussions when choosing topics and questions. Cheers. We literally spent like 200 episodes talking about Marvel. That's that of date.

Bongo cat is more relevant. I don't know what Bongo is at it. I don't know what the fuck Bongo Cat is. You do know what Bongo Cat is. No, who actually forgets memes though? Me? What's Bongo Cat? I literally remember every meme I ever see.

The only cat I remember is that frog on the Unisoke. That's it. That's the one. Frog on the Unisicle. Yeah. Oh, that one. Did you actually forget a Bongo Cat? What's Frog on the Unisicle? Do you not remember that? You're the fucking host of meme chat.

Jesus. No, but this is the thing. I consume far less memes than you guys now. Now, but this is talking about... The frog shit is from fucking years ago. The frog shit was literally like 2017. I'm weaned from memes, and it changes your perception of...

Everything. You seriously don't remember that? Jim. You don't remember that? Oh, yeah. bongo cat everyone knows bongo cat what's bongo cat is that that's bongo cat that's genuinely bongo it out everyone knows bongo cat marshmallow bongo cat marshmallow created bongo cut no um i'm sorry i mean i can see that but i also kind

of like it well yeah you can never not have aged stuff first of all we age we age we grow as human beings as time moves on and we crawl slowly towards our graves. Time moves slow. I'd say time doesn't move slow. I think we should die on episode 3,000. Because we will be on that close to 90. Um, but I don't regret meme chat.

I just would never want to listen to it again. Yeah, I'd cringe. Sometimes it's nice to have a snap. shot into a time capsule a time capsuled yeah um okay so meme chat this week what should we talk about your mom was just born no i think that jar ages was born fresh humans born fresh is a fucking meme chat meme that's going to last two weeks no it's not humans born fresh is eternal it's with us forever now it's not linked to anything you know It is.

What? It's not linked to me. MZ. It's attached to us. We own it. A parasite. Don't mind. Shane Dawson's gonna use it soon.

Bint. Bint. Bint. Bint. Bint. Shane Darsson. Bint. Shane Darshan.

You're under arrest for the murder. You're under arrest to be in a... Bint. Bint. Oh, people also ask, how offensive is Bint? It's about a three out of ten. You're right, Bint is British slang for a woman or girl, but it is always disparaging and offensive

and signals the user as lower class and unrefined. Lower class and unrefined? Well, that describes me pretty well. were bent. Whoa, yeah. Monkey see monkey do, you know? Do you like monkey cover the eye, the ear or the mount? Ha ha ha ha ha.

What are you doing? This is time for serious business. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. You're wrong. Humans born fresh. Freshly born humans.

What are you drinking there? Bluff bath. At least if you spell it on your hoodie, like it's the same color. I feel like that's a new name for Jim, Bloodbath. Bloodbath, run! When did you get that jumper, by the way? From your mom's house. It is quite a nice one.

I do like it. It is super dry. I like that my hat matches your jacket. It means you matching. Repairing. Pearbon baby. A bear one baby Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen

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Yeah. Where you see it? I'm not done. You don't need to film today. Ah! We're gongy, gongy, gunggy, gunggy, dangle skingy. My name is Daniel Craig. I'm in the new movie.

Just come out. Called knives, aren't two. Nimes in. Ooh, what's this? Ew, what's this? Why are you stood up? What's you doing? Where are you going? Yeah, what are you doing?

Sit your ass down, let's record. He's too excited. Oh, that was fresh. Ugh. No! What do you think of the nickname Bloodbath? Do you think it's kind of cool? I think it's too far.

Why does it smell like burning? I'm assuming a bit of this just got burnt. Yeah. Why do you burn sweat? I didn't mean too. Fucking reeks, man. That's like melted plastic, bro. That's like lung problems.

No, I'm not. I'm not. You've heard my feelings. So you're fine with that smell, but you wouldn't do an incense stick one. Yeah. I can smell it. Incent cinch is bad for you. No, that's good for you. Incense is bad for you.

Sit down. What's you doing? What's got in... Do you need a wea or a poo or something? Do you need to do a shit? No, man, fuck that. That thing had been under there for like years. Handed been touched.

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