JAR Media Posdact - JARCast Episode 320
Episode Date: April 10, 2023https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter...: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:01 A Unique Injury Caused By a Familiar Animal 08:27 James' Fight Theory 12:50 Alex Tells his Childhood Fight Story 18:26 Subsisdise 23:50 A.I Disussion 47:15 A Dog With Human Hands 1:08:18 A Single Question is Answered 1:13:37 Bonus Moments
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Good afternoon, morning evening, all the notes.
Rock on.
No reason.
Fuck that.
You fuck that.
No, I like that.
Can we take that one?
That cannot stay.
You know, it has to.
Rock on.
Been no watching too much Jack Black, clearly.
Yeah, man.
Well, I guess good afternoon, morning, evening or night.
Ladies and gents, and welcome to the Jail Media POSDact.
I'm your host, Alex, joined by James and Jim.
Rock on.
You're not going to bring one to the table.
No.
I just want to, actually now, I'll say this first.
Shout out to the patrons, over at the patron, make the audio version possible.
Get your names read out in the first or second week of each month.
I guess we'll do it next week.
I'll explain in a second.
So this is going to be a little bit of an unusual one.
Because I figured when I met you guys,
this morning I was like
hey how about this for an idea
a cast with no
absolutely
zilch preparation
like the old days
the old days
the um chaotic era
with no structure
no
so no housekeeping this week
no we've cleaned the house
the house is spotless
you know
and as a result
there's protein powder everywhere
but spotless otherwise
no no I clean that up
yeah um there was a story i need to tell you james because i think jim you do i've i've just been
given little chunks of information that have only made it more confusing to me yeah so i'm sat in the
kitchen just chilling uh distracted billy the cat by lee biley comes wandering in um i'm on the
I've got these stools in my kitchen that are quite high
so I don't see her in my periphery
so she was down by my feet
iron up my lap
she wanted to get on my lap
have a cuddle
these stalls as I say are quite high up
so
she has to make a particular jump to land
and not miss and cause problems
out of the blue she makes a leap
judges it completely
wrong horrifically
uses her claws
to grab into my skin
but not just anywhere in my skin
my ball sack
her full weight
grabbed onto my ball sack
and was dangling
from the stool
like claw piercing
claw piercing
skin yeah and I was kind of just like
almost in shock
like I didn't know what to do
I was like frozen there
until she like got off
and then I was like oh my god
I don't want to move
so I just put my hands over like cupped it
and just kind of sat there for like five minutes
just like
imagining what I'm going to see
when I like pull my little panties down
and have a look
but yeah
yeah I went upstairs, went to the bathroom
had a look and there's
there it is just like
three puncture wounds with the last one
like a slice.
Oh, no.
I was like, I don't even know, like, what to do.
I've never received an entry like this before
because, as most boys know,
you figure out pretty young,
like through the zipper accidents
or anything like this.
Not really to mess around with that.
Maybe the occasional shaving accident or whatever,
nothing like, ever like this.
Not like this.
Yeah, a lot of, um,
ball pain is like,
force, you know, like being kicked in the balls or like trying to do a funny jump over a pole and
riding a bicycle down a hill. Yeah, and yeah, sitting on your balls back. Yeah, not like a slice.
Yeah, that's something, I can't even imagine what that would feel like. Like, you know,
horrible. I feel like there's like a tier list for like ball-related injury. Like the, at the top
is like when it goes inside. That's like a level of...
you mean when the ball goes up
yeah when it goes back in
like that's a level that's like
primal like a prime evil like
a cave I really associate that with primary school for some reason
no not primary school as in that's like
that's not supposed to happen
that's like being a caveman and your nuts go inside
it's like there's a fear there where it's like
I don't know what to do I don't what the fuck do I do
but when you're a kid it does happen easier
yeah but no I'm talking about your doll
yeah when it happens with
an adult.
I don't think I've ever experienced it as an adult.
And then you just, you just do something and end up, it goes inside.
That's when it's like, oh shit.
Because you can't push it out.
Yeah, because it, it's like above your cock at that point.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever experienced this as an adult.
I have like a few times, maybe like three or four as an adult.
And yeah, you get like a lump next to your cock and you got like, ugh.
Jesus
because like
the thing with ball pain is that
you don't really feel it there
no it's not yeah when your balls hurt
it goes like up your body
yeah you know and your whole
body is just like death
you know worse than death
scary
has never been spoken true words have never
been spoken it's like James says
it's like a primal
fear response to any
sort of injury down
though yeah um but then i was telling my dad about this and he's an expert on all these like infections
and diseases and stuff and he's like oh you should probably you should probably get on some kind
of antibiotic course for that don't want to get cat scratch fever
and i'm like Jesus Christ yeah cat scratch fever in your balls yeah i'm pleased to say i think
it's all healed up.
But I'm scared to look.
Yeah, I don't blame me.
Maybe I should get scratching the balls.
I could use a few fucking
swollen ball nature going on.
What?
My testicles are fucking tiny.
James has always said he's got small balls.
Maybe that's why they pop inside you easier.
Yeah, because I've just got tiny testicles.
Is this just a paranoia thing or like just objective truth?
I don't know.
It's the thing I don't know.
I think I do.
Maybe every time you've looked you've just been cold.
Yeah, maybe I've never been warm.
Maybe it's just never.
No, it's crazy how like how much, just over the course of a day,
your cock and bulls morph.
Yeah.
It's incredible biology, to be honest.
Yeah.
It's like the one organ, like external part of your body I can think of that like significantly just changes.
Uh-huh.
Like dynamically.
Heat regulates.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
But it makes you very vulnerable, you know?
Yeah, that's why I think men should never fight.
no I think
no this is
the theory is that I don't think
there's any like
dishonesty or
you know
and it's not like a
if you get into a fight
there's no reason
to not kick them in the balls
it's like
it's like a male thing
to be like
we don't kick each other
in the balls
but it's just like
who fucking cares
if someone's gonna smack you up
in a pub
just kick them in the balls
and the moment
on the what was the like
fight
started oh why
why do you need to be
have this fucking
Oh, I'm gonna fight you.
Just kick her in the balls.
But it's quite a small target.
No, I can do it.
Okay.
If you aim for them all the time, you never miss.
You like practice in your basement.
You've got a mannequin set up, fucking perfectly hitting that cock every time.
From any angle.
No, because, like, you know, none of us have ever been in a stomach.
like a fight.
Yeah, they're like a pub fight.
No.
But the thing is, if you watch, if you watch any of these fight clips,
you can easily see an opening of kicking them in the nuts.
But when you see people in an actual fight, they're normally like ready to protect themselves.
They don't know, but that's the thing.
Men expect other men not to do that.
So they don't protect it.
And it's like, it's your fault.
You didn't come prepared.
If you're going to get into a fight, wear protection.
Stop the nuts
Always be wearing a cup
At all times
Yeah
Because if you are wearing a cup
And they're like me
They go for the nuts
They're gonna smack the cup
And they're vulnerable
And then that's when you can win
There's no loyalty here
Smack them in the nuts
Yeah like no respect
Just
No but if someone's gonna get into a five of you
They don't respect you anyway
So you might as well just disrespect them more
And kick them in the balls
Yeah.
And if you wear Papa shoes as well
can really hurt them.
Yeah, like steel toe caps or something.
Yeah, exactly.
So the fighting's easy.
Do you think in like MMA, it should just be like,
just go for it?
A legal move, like, yeah, it should be legal.
No.
Well, that kind of defeats the point of MMA, don't it?
No, but...
Mixed martial arts, but the only way to mean,
it's just kick them in the mess.
Like a take on boxing or...
Oh, it's like those slap competitions now.
Yeah, but not, like, it's just a normal MMA fight, but the balls are open.
Like, you know, it's like a game mode, you know?
Oh, so it's like a vote.
Yeah.
So both fighters can opt in to allow the ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then that would be interesting to watch, like how much that would affect the fight?
Nope, but it does actually happen in them, though, but by accident, they just actually kick and it's like, getting kicked like that in the balls?
Yeah, that's going to cause some, like, actual significant damage.
damage. So again, the knocking the nuts is like you're paralyzed for like a few minutes.
Mm-hmm. But if someone kicks you, like a cake box, it kicks you in the nuts, snap.
There should be like a new way to organize fights, like they put in parentheses BL in big letters.
BL. B.L. B.L. A bull's legal.
Ah. But then surely, but then if there's a bulls legal category, there's got to be like, how you can-
Balls illegal.
You've got to like categorize people
buy nuts. So you can't
have people with smaller nuts fighting people with big
nuts. Because then that's
how they would do the like
lightweight. They wear your balls independently
categorize you.
You have to be
like suspended and then they've
like put some scales up to your balls
and so how do you categorize someone who's like
huge but they've got tiny ball
like steroid balls like no weight?
Well I guess
all the people who are the people
people who are that huge have stalwarted bulls so they would even out yeah but then
surely like a tiny guy with like huge huge balls like where do you put him yeah exactly
they're way more than like the bigger guy yeah you can't possibly allow the fight or does that
he should he should go against anyone else who's got similar like within the parameters
It's similar
Statistics
This reminds me, though
There was a time
Where I was a young child
Where I got in trouble
For beat someone up at school
Yeah, I remember hearing about this
I had no idea it happened until semi recently
Did you go for the last?
Did you not?
I was in year six, I think.
Ooh.
Uh
well maybe I was year five
either which way
I beat up someone who was
like the year below
it wasn't just out of nowhere
like they were being an asshole
they were like
teasing and teasing and pushing in some way
and then I saw red
and went rage mode on them
in the playground yeah
and you wrecked them
and you wrecked them
one child
destroyed the other child
uh yeah
he was quite weird
I've never had a rage moment like that since
well good
that doesn't sound like a good thing
well I've said socially acceptable
I think as a grown house man
yeah
but some people still do
uh huh loads of people do
because loads of people have weird
like internalised anger issues
that they never address
I just think
society needs to normalise
that being kicked in the nuts should be normal
because it would diffuse more
situations
It's the only times when Alex and I were growing up
Yeah
It's like giving everyone a gun
It like evens the plane
Yeah
And that's the thing because like the only fights I ever won
Was when I like
Punched Alex in the in the balls
or kicked
exactly
and that ends
the situation
but then when
you're living
with that person
it's like
they're going to
get their revenge
so my balls
are just going
to be like
punched or
kicked or something
and like
you know
it's just a matter
of time
yeah but
but no
it's sort of like
karma
you know
you can't
you can't kick a man
in the balls
and then expect
to not be kicked
in the balls
yeah exactly
and that that
I think
that's peace
no I feel
like you're going to
create an enemy
if that's how
you wrap up
your
You know? Whereas like if it's just a fair fight or whatever...
No, but if every man in society, if every man has a bull enemy, every man would be better.
A ball enemy? I don't want a ball enemy.
Because if everyone knows and can fear the balls and being kicked in the balls...
You're saying that the existence of people kicking each other in the balls would make people inherently respect each other more?
Yes.
Because they know what they came in.
If honor culture was kind of flipped on its head and it was actually honourable to do that.
yeah maybe but I think it would do that's what you're talking about you want to change the landscape
so that's our reality yeah I think the world would be a better place and men would be better
if if they were more acceptable except uh open to being kicked in the balls
if they were open is there some cock and ball tortures no no no not at all no it's just like
no it's a constant fear of mine because it's like because in our society we don't see
it's like the pussy way out
if you get into a fight and you're kicking the balls
you're dishonourable
but it's like that's what you should do in a fight
because it's the easiest thing to do
I feel like it depends on
the fight right like picture these two fights
right? There's one where you get into it
you're being an asshole right
you were just pissing someone of being a dick
making comments left and right for no reason
you get you escalated to a point where
you're about to fight
then you kick him in the nuts and run
Yeah, that's just straight evil
Yeah, in that case, I feel that
It's like, you've got to regulate the balls, right?
He's not allowed to because he's being a cunt.
He's instigated the fight, so he's not allowed to.
Yeah, but in every fight, I think everyone thinks that other person is the cunt.
Yeah.
So then everyone is going to think they're justified in doing the ball kicking.
yeah but wouldn't that also
regulate the system
would that not
it would create an enemy
is what it would do
well it would create
just an infinite
ball kicking justification
like
I think that would change
the way I view the world
someone did that to me
I'd have a chip on my shoulder
you know
yeah
I'd be
you I think like
you'd look for
for someone to
like let's say
you went to a different
you went to a club somewhere
and there's one guy
as being a dick kicks you in the balls and then runs off and then you just never see him again
you're gonna want to like take some sort of vengeance on someone on someone else because you can't
find him but you got to like it's almost like a ego thing then but then it's like and then you
become him you start being a dick oh but what if it's like we can teach we can teach people that
if that were to happen, you now have a legal obligation to get revenge.
So you don't just take out on anyone else.
No matter where he goes, you've got a legal way to get revenge.
Are you funded to, like, hunt him down and kick him?
Yeah.
If someone does a disrespectful move, like kicking you in the balls,
the government will substacize your quest for revenge.
Okay.
So they will help you track him down so you can get revenge.
And then that's karma.
I don't think that would neutralize things.
I really wish the government would just subsidise more things.
Yeah.
You know, get creative with it.
Yeah.
Just subsidize something crazy.
What would you subsidize if you were the government?
Hmm.
What's like a crazy emerging technology?
AI.
The tubes.
The tubes.
The post tubes.
Oh.
What's in post tubes?
You know, the f-thrum.
Yeah.
Just, just, just tubes across the country.
Oh so instead of having power lines
It's all just tubes
But for like Amazon packages
You know
It's not like I order something
That will arrive tomorrow
No that's not good enough
We need tubes so that I can order something
It's sent through the tube in like an hour
Subsidised tubes
To every home in the nation
Well yeah in London at least
Because it's all cities anyway
So you don't need to see the sun
Just have tubes
You've already got pipes everywhere
Just had another one next to it
Yeah
By your sink you have your tubes
it's just
into every room
so you just put
which room
you're sat in
because I think
the objective
that opens it up
because obviously
a flesh light
is going to be a tube size
so it can sling in
and it can be
stay there
or maybe the tube
could be used for that
as well anyway
so you don't need to buy one
but I think
I think the
the end goal of humanity
is to negate movement
like
doing a pretty good job
to be honest
yeah exactly
like every
creation is like
getting us a step closer to never having to move.
Yeah, which is, isn't that why, like, the alien design is normally like a little guy with, like, no body and just a huge head.
Yeah, he's really weak.
They've got no reason.
He's clever, weak little guy.
So, I think having the tubes, we won't even need delivery people.
That's them not moving.
No, but why would you want this as a future?
Why would you want to not move?
why do you want to move
they should subsidise the
Futurama tubes
I think it's
it's a human tubes
yeah
I mean
she's gonna go see granny
I'd love that
yeah because their motorways
can just be tubes
yeah
so you can just have
then
form
yeah
it would be a very complex system
though
really
yeah
yeah
That's why they haven't done it.
No, no, I'm thinking in terms of like, stops.
Yeah, how would you stop?
Would every, every tube connect to every tube?
Yeah.
You know?
So like the hyperloop.
Not the hyperloop.
Fucking Elon Musk stupid tunnel.
Tube is underground tubes.
Well, he's just made, he invented a tunnel.
He invented a tunnel that's less efficient than a train.
Yeah.
He's a genius, man.
He dug a hole.
Like underground.
He's like a fucking mole.
Right, he's a mole.
Yeah.
We are the underminers.
Yeah.
No, but tubes for delivery.
Well, I don't.
Donald's just going to flip into the tube.
Chip spoon.
Yeah, no, I think it genuinely could work.
I disagree.
I don't think it's going to work.
I think tubes is not the way to go.
I think drones are the way to go.
Drones?
Drain.
Drones.
Giant drains.
No, drones.
Have everything delivered by drones.
Because you can also, you'd eventually be able to change the size of drones and advanced technology.
So the drones would be tiny.
Nanomachine drones that deliver your parts of them.
Yeah.
Because that would be the issue, right?
Everything was delivered by drones.
Like, the whole sky would be just full of, like, robots going.
yeah there'd never be a quiet moment
all the birds
the sky would be like black
it would just be
yeah
yeah but I mean
that also would give us a reason
not to like move
well yeah
and I think that's like
that end goal is to not move
honestly we can like be born
straight into our coffins
and have them store
underground
and then we just
born into a coffin
yeah
we're already underground
in our coffins and we can live our lives
but also like we
in our coffins
You mentioned AI
Like we don't have to think either
Like we don't have to move
We don't have to think
Like
All we'd have to do
Is what we want to do
Yeah
You know
We'd become like
Filthy
Monsters
Yeah
Like we would only do things
That make us feel good
Don't no
We'd but then we'd
Dopamine goon ourselves
Yeah we play so much like
Cod
Eat so much like sugar and stuff
Because our body's
just fix it yeah um i'd say sex but that it requires movement so like some sort of simulate it
yeah like masturbation machine like the chinese no i think you know i'm masturbation the guineaks
the i rle gungnags apparently according to jordan b peterson
oh man that was good but i mean james was kind of already brought it up but i did want to
to have a talk about AI yeah and what's going on because it's come up occasionally on the
cast some of this like weird black mirror tech stuff that keeps happening but it's it's becoming
intrusive now to the point where it's like actually where is this going like what stage are we in
type thing yeah first it started with i was talking to someone and they were like oh yeah i know a couple
people who are at uni at the moment and they use chat GPT to write essays for them and not only that
the essays are getting really good scores like two ones um so I hear this I'm like oh that's
it's kind of wacky I can I can attest to this because I'm the only person in my current
college course who does coursework yeah because when you accused of you
I was accused of using chat GPT to do the coursework when I actually spent a whole week just like every day just going through it because the answers that the AI was giving was identical to what I'd win so I was accused of it and I'm like nah I was talking to my uncle the other day about it and he was like oh yeah my auntie uses chat GPT who works at university to like draft emails to people to do kind of
menial tasks and things and then i hear i think it's bristol union or something the there's like
a team of people who are building some kind of software to try and uh like figure out if something
has been used like if chat gbt or ai has been used in the writing um but apparently the fear
of implementing it is the uh like what you actually do like that there's
scared of what they will find, like what
percentage? Because then if it turned out that like
40% of students or something
were using it, what are you going to do? Are you going to expel them?
What are you going to, what are you going to do?
But it does need to be clamped down on.
It does. We need to do it. I think it's
already too late. It's an open source
piece of software.
Like it's already available
and ban them. So many people already use
it. I think we don't realize how
many people are because if you are
if I was 18, 19
I'm dopamine out of my head
on fucking everything. Cod. I just played Cod and
four night all day. If I'm at university
and I can either get fucking pissed out my
face or do coursework, the AI
is going to do the coursework and I'm going to get pissed.
Yeah. I'm getting paid free money to
basically use AI to do my coursework
and drink excessively.
Who the fuck is going to do coursework?
And nobody is. I think the majority of
schools, universities, any institution
is relying on these software now. No
kid. None of us here will deny that
we'd use it if we were that age.
100%.
Some of the coursework I did was literally
copy and pasted from stuff I found
online anyway. So this is just the next logical
step, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.
To generate it.
Yeah. It's like a shortcut
to the same thing, really.
Like where
like for us,
we would go on Wikipedia
and then just rephrase
verbatim what it says.
So that's the
little bit of work we had to do.
people like before us had these like books and stuff um so yeah it's just been like a removing of
step uh-huh constantly so it's it's hard to say if it has like a negative effect um
because i mean well just earlier i saw there's a that article i showed you
where they're saying that chat cheapy to some version of it has been able to
pass a medical exam and was able to diagnose some like one in 700,000 disease thing on
someone. And I hadn't considered that implementation and how incredible that could be for
society. Imagine how much that could alleviate the NHS. Imagine how much good could come
of that implementation of it. Because I started thinking about it when I saw South Park did like a
parody chat GPT episode and it's really funny it's a really good episode um but then it got me
thinking and I actually installed it on my phone so I'd never tinkered with it I've had only ever
seen memes or people talking about it so I wanted to see it for myself I start I try and troll
it at first um just have fun but then I start thinking like wait hold hold on a minute this thing's
powerful this thing has knowledge so I ask it do you have any tips for curly hair
and then it like takes a couple seconds generates this extensive list of things that it literally took me 28 years
to figure out or find out for myself without having any guidance on it with some i hadn't even considered and some like
it was just really genuinely good helpful advice yeah it's insane it's um i saw a guy talk about um
an aspect of it that's kind of like a problem with with that aspect of it all this information
comes from the internet right yep based off of like articles and stuff articles that were made
like to make money because they've got adverts and stuff on the website if everybody is going
through the AI to get this information then people aren't going to be motivated to like make content
for the internet
because there's
they're not making any way
by advertisement so then
the like
information well will run dry
because nobody wants to like
make content
but won't the kind of
AI's just take over that
just to generate everything
yeah yeah I would
would become self-sufficient
in our god
how though
it's because the technology
would advance
and we'll be able to create AI that is
better than humans and is smarter
than a human and it would just be able to make that content
itself. But it needs, like
it can't just know things
without like
getting the information.
It's like the same as a
person. You can't
know something until like
you're given the information.
Yeah. So how can it, how could it
generate information?
How could it generate content?
Like it
It has the internet's knowledge.
But then it's like...
The internet, there's a true, a scary amount of information out there.
It would take years for chat TBT to be able to consume all of it.
But like, this is where I think it could be a problem.
Because if all these people are getting like really good degrees and stuff without putting in any
effort, so they're not learning anything.
They're just getting the AI to do it.
I can't believe that what you just said is actually the world.
Yeah.
That's so crazy.
But those people, like, the people who should be getting these degrees and stuff
are the people that should be, like, learning the new information to supply the AI with.
Yes.
But if all these people are actually dumb because they use the AI to get there.
Again, they're actually not adding anything to anything.
They're like hollow humans.
They're not going to contribute to society.
That's a strong word, but they're not going to contribute to society in their field
because they don't actually know their field.
It's like if someone is doing like a degree in like theoretical physics,
so like that's an area that's like there's so much more information to be gained.
And if he gets through uni or she,
get through uni
by using
an AI
and then gets like a job
like doing some crazy
physicsy stuff
how is he going to like push the boundaries
they're not
I don't think they won't be able to
because there's no learning to be done there
there's no because those type of field
will lie on intuition
yeah
and like being clever
yes I guess that's the
the thing though like could you just use the AI in a job like that yes I think you could yeah
I think it's already happening I think a lot of people are using it for menial tasks just to like
get them done like and I wouldn't blame anyone for doing that if it's like if you've got some
newsletter to you know write up if you've got like an email you got to send like if you're
if you're bad at asking for a raise or something in if you're
like, hey, chat, GBT, write me a firm email that I can send asking for a raise.
It takes some of that pressure off.
It's making everyone's like, it's taking a little bit of pressure off a lot of people.
Well, yeah, also, if you look at it in the flip side, like it's, it's kind of made everyone
smarter.
But at the expense of, like the way you put it earlier when we're talking about this,
saying that like, we're like just requiring less and less,
technology has made it
so we don't really need memories anymore
yeah like everything is
being automated where it's like
yeah I write down every memory on my phone
and I don't really have to remember facts
because I can Google
anything at any moment
I can take pictures and videos all the time
so I can just revisit those memories
physically
I don't even need to think anymore because I can
text my girlfriend
with chat GPT
auto generated response
you know yeah yeah it's it's again that step closer to like everyone just
being the same you know if we never have to think for ourselves because we have
this AI doing it like if everyone just started using it for everything right we
would essentially all be the same person do you think becoming a part of the
Yeah, the collective.
It always circles back, man.
I was on it early, bro.
It's, we become a collective hive mind.
Yeah.
And I think that is genuinely the direction we're going.
Geph.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is some Mass Effect stuff, man.
We are...
The Angora.
No!
I think the main, like, it is, as you say,
it's like, if we're starting to embrace this now,
the thing to feed that in the future
is not going to be done by us because we're
losing that intelligence that's got us this
far. Like sure, there's going to be
generally
unbelievably smart people who are going to push the
boundary, but they're not the majority
of people. And if everyone else is
getting dumber, but these hyper-intelligent people aren't
it's like
it just becomes
stupidly scary. I don't think it necessarily
makes people dumber.
I think no, but over the course of a hundred
years, it would. I think you would see a
a drop in intelligence
because we're not being
made to thinking.
I don't know that. I don't know because Google
I think has existed for a while.
Yeah, but we like,
do you think Google has made people dumber?
Yes.
But what I think of Google is that people don't realize
the amount of knowledge that's out there
that you can access instantly.
But people don't even want to learn
or read about anything or get smarter.
with Google because they don't well they yeah they don't know how to use it and they
don't have critical thinking which are more but also like it's it was a resource that before
Google there was no Google so they didn't have even have the option to find these things
out before so like it it doesn't make anyone dumber it just gives everyone access everyone
who has a good it's definitely like enriched the way I experience things well yeah I've got like
an avenue to research like anything I'm interested in any anything that catches your
interest. You can find out instantly.
You can just find out loads of information
about it and like
discover new passions, like
weird animal facts.
Yeah, weird deeps and creature
videos. Comparing
what I said to the fact that they've had Google
for like 20, 20 audios or whatever is not,
I don't think it's the same because
I'm talking like if AI are doing
everything for us for 100 years straight
that's going to be a devolution
of humans than before.
There's no, you don't gain
intelligence from 100 years of AI's
AI doing things for you
I don't think they will be they would
if we were to see that humanity
in that state we would not recognise them as human
do you think I think they're completely
change as we develop AI
more and more it's going to turn into
a thing where like we
essentially become like
wildlife
to the AI
and the AI are like
yeah look at those silly humans
they're basically running like the national park
but for humans
Yeah, it keeps everything going, like.
See, I would actually think that's actually the ideal, you know?
Well, yeah, like, like, just put me in a zoo.
Just you guys saw industry, you do it.
Yeah.
No, but why?
No, no, but this is the thing when, if AI get that far, they would just kill us instead.
There's no, why would you keep humans alive and you can just kill them and be the best?
Because you program, you program them to see humans as,
No, but if you make, if you make
AI, you know,
Android or whatever, that intelligent,
they're not going to want to support you.
They're going to want to wipe you out.
Why would it go to that conclusion?
Because we'd be a drain on them and their society.
So what's the point in keeping us around?
Unless we're like pets.
Why would we be a drain on them there?
Because we're getting special treatment in their society
for no reason.
other than the fact that we're humans
and we made them
but then yeah but then
we'd be like good labour for them
no but yeah
they wouldn't have to like build machines
and use resources they just have like humans
breed
yeah but that's that we wouldn't be living in some like little
farm we'd be oppressed
they would be the oppressors
we would be nothing but cheapest labour
to them
no but they might be like kind of cool with it
I don't think that can have
No, because efficiency, like, to be truly efficient, isn't to have, like, slaves, slaves get annoyed and slaves want to, like, not do that stuff, obviously.
Yeah, of course.
If they treated us really nice and we're all just, like, happily going to work, we don't give a shit that we have, like, AI overlords, you know?
Yeah.
Unless, um, we're talking about the house elves in Harry Potter, they are like being slaves.
Do you remember that?
B-plot?
nice one jk
no it's an interesting thing
because I don't I think even now
the AI is sort of advancing
a way we can't keep up with
so if it keeps increasing it this way
we are already
gone we're already like ended as a species
and that's like the most
new illistic thing imaginable but
like I think it's awesome I think we've
us witnessing evolution this quick
it's like oh we've already just like
made something so much better than us
yeah
I wouldn't say it's better than us yet
no it's not but it's like in ways
yeah it like can't do anything
scary like you think how
it's smarter than
it's smarter than every human being
it knows everything
it knows everything that we've
that we all know
imagine that right it was what like the 90s
where a computer beat
a chess like grandmaster
um for the first time
and that like it'd never been done
before then.
Imagine being that grandmaster
that's like that loses that
battle. It's like it's quite a moment.
It's like oh. Yeah.
We're kind of like passing this on now.
It's done. Like it's finished.
Like
the smartest
best chess player in the world cannot be
a computer now. It's impossible.
It is impossible.
I might be able to.
Well, yeah, Jim might be able to, but most people can't.
That's my point.
but then it's just because I've got I looked into like AI art why it's a very very hot topic
in the art world and it's like how I don't know how long this software has been in development
but it's been it times kind of like popped up late 2021 and in that time it's so widely
creating some fucking insane shit that's like a person would it'd take a lot a long time for that
person to reach that level and that's such a small period so if it can do that already it
only goes like that yeah and then when you imagine pairing it with the interest of making money
then there's just yeah there's endless like Hollywood must be like very pleased about this
the second they can I wouldn't be surprised if they're already doing it like there is an
option to like draft a script with a vague story
there's a joke in the South Park episode where it's like
it might make the movies better
I would actually say why it now
that if Halo 4, 5 and Infinite was written by chat GBT
it would be better than what they actually were
I think genuinely
that is just a fact
that's the thing though as well because what if
it's actually like quite good
like the stuff it's able to make
yeah that's the thing
it's a pretty good painter
yeah you know
I'm sure it could be a good writer too
and this is what I mean if we're saying this now
in 10 years time it's gonna be better than
everything than us
so that's why I'm just like
putting my hands up like you did it man
like cool
but so what would be the point of us in 10 years
what's the point of us now
you know
but that's a little bit too depressing
no this is the whole
no but this is where this is where my philosophy
has been is so far in advance
my ideology is like
so many years in the future
but it's now that it's going to
it's going to be the new religion
live like a dog
you live for your current
and we're going to be the pets of the AI
yeah
and we'll be the dogs
yeah it's like we
we have no when everything is automated
and we've got the AI overlords we'll have
nothing to do in our existence other than to pursue
absolute pleasure ultimately
it doesn't matter what it's in it's just
Humans, we're quite like egotistical creatures, aren't we?
We think we're, like, more important than we are.
And, like, everything's about legacy and this marquee leave behind.
But it's, like, really, if you actually put it in perspective, like, it just doesn't be that way.
No, I disagree with that idea.
Okay.
Leave no, leave nothing.
Burn as bright as possible, as quickly as possible.
That should be your life.
I'm just, how's that anti what I was saying?
Yeah, thank you.
No, I'm saying, no, yes, no, yeah, yeah.
But I know I'm disagreeing with the idea of leaving, leaving someone.
Oh, right.
I disagree with that.
Yeah.
I think.
I reckon that, that kind of urge that a lot of humans have is, like, kind of to have children.
Yeah, yes.
It's like, I'm having an effect on the future,
because I'm continuing the existence of my like species yeah but I also think
people have kids a lot of the time because their life doesn't have meaning if
you're in a bad place mentally not not saying you in a bad place but if you're
lacking something in your life have kids have kids because then you're you've
got someone's dependent on you if your marriage is falling apart have kids it
fixed but so it's like I don't want to have kids because it's
It's just like, I've got meaning in my life.
Whereas I reckon the happiest existence is homestead, 52 kids.
A bunch of dogs, bunch of farm animals.
He just eat on a lifespan.
No, no, because his way, he's creepy, man.
Yeah, he's a, he's a, he's a pretty free.
He makes me think of like, he should be on a big screen and some sci-fi thing, you know?
Like that's one of the evil things.
I think Half-Life, too, you know, like, screams.
Have as many kids as you can.
Spread your seed.
That's a really good Elon Musk confession.
I actually like a brand your seed.
Spread your seed, my doges?
Yeah, man.
Buy doge coins, spread your seed.
How does he sound?
Like a bitch ass.
Like a scary man.
Like, no, he sounds like a fucking loser.
I guess I go to watch Iron Man too again to refresh my memory.
Mm.
My memory.
I just, I think with the whole AI thing, that, um, it's too late.
And we might as well just give up now.
But pursue, no, it's just like, why now more than anything?
Don't pursue anything.
Pursue yourself.
Yeah.
Aw.
She doesn't care that we're her.
No, okay.
No, no, no, now I've got another idea.
No.
If you were any, think, imagine us.
as the council, the high council, the high table of the AI overlords, right?
If you look at us, as in us, human us, and then you look at her,
why would you want to breed the humans when you could just breed her?
Because dogs...
Then you can have an actual pet that is nice.
Yeah, but dogs can't build like spacecrafts for the AI to go into.
No, but machines like require stuff.
It'll be so much easier to just like use...
No, but I know, this is what I think will be in a situation where the Android's
value dogs more than us because they're honest and loyal to the AI I'm
just the worker class I value dogs more than us I do as well but I think if
you if you show if I was an alien or whatever I would pick dogs I'd pick her what
do you think like just hypothetical here if you had a dog and you like could
like genie snap your fingers and it like changed its front paws into
human hands. What do you think
like the first thing it would do with those human hands
is slap you?
It would be something gross. They'd like pick
their nose or something.
Or like pick their eyes.
Yeah.
Yeah. No, I remember
their legs don't really function
like a sleigh. They can't wipe their
ass with the new hands. And they can't turn their
paws around, can they? So they'd
have human hands. Okay. Do it
up to the whole arms.
To their shoulders
A bit of like freaky
So basically like run on their arms
Like gollum
That would be scary
Um
Like imagine the rock's arms on Paisley
Yeah
She just ended up being a gorilla
She'd just be so high up on the front
And she'd just be a gorilla
She'd just climb everywhere
Just start climbing like monkeys
Why wouldn't they
If they had like human arms
no I think that's an experiment that we need to do
it would biologically improve
like evolved humans
brain swap animals
see like what a rap
that's what I'm waiting for
as far as like tech revolutions
like when we can just start
combined making hybrids
just get the hybrids out there
that's what I'm waiting for
the cow goes
It always comes back to hybrids, man
Damn, you've been watching more anime than me
No, but if we can like do a temporary surgery
Where like my consciousness is put in like a rat
And I get to like run around be a rat
I think it would be liberating
I think what I don't know because like
surely the answer is some kind of VR
like that's not that but that's boring
I want to be a real rat
you know or like a cyborg rat
you want to be a real rat
yeah
no because like
there needs to be danger
that it needs to be tactile and real
I see what you're saying
you know brain dance
yeah
you need a round brain dance
no more real
no but that is the thing with brain dances
is that they are aren't they?
No but it's like a memory
No, but you feel it as if it is yours because it's plugged into your brain.
Yeah, but I don't want that.
I want to be a rat.
I want to have autonomy as a rat.
I don't want it to be like a memory.
And it doesn't, like, we talked about this the other time we talked about the AI.
Like, if we become a hive mind, I want to be like a robot rhino.
Experience that.
A robot rhino?
Well, I mean, just a normal rhino idea.
If I said it would be a robot rhino.
Well, I'm just thinking like.
I don't know, they might have different robot animals.
Oh, they will be extinct.
They might be extinct.
They might have different robots.
We'll have hybrids by them.
We'll have something way more cool.
Yeah, like a rhino hippo.
Rhino giraffe.
No, that's taken too far.
No, that's not far enough.
Which firsts rhino and which belts giraffe?
I was picturing like just the head of the rhino
on the body of a giraffe.
You've got to get freakyer, though.
Like, you can't just.
Half-owl.
half wasp
yeah that's more like it where you're like
it's not just mammal mammal thing it's like
yeah a bit of insect a bit of burn
yeah yeah so
literally in like
in 20 years it's just gonna
it's just gonna look like ready player one
like everywhere yeah in real life though
yeah like there'll be like a T-rex running around
Africa yeah
woolly mammoths everywhere
everyone's eating like woolly mammoths
The do-dos will be back.
Like do-dos instead of pigeons.
Yeah.
Honestly, the future is scary.
And I think that...
Always has been.
No, no, but it hasn't.
Yeah, I bet you the future was scary
like the day before World War II.
Yeah, truthfully, yeah, you're probably right there.
But, but we, it's like, we are.
in the position to see this the scary stuff happen we won't we will never experience the benefits
of it we'll just see it happen well you don't know that we we might live to the point where people
live forever but okay so if that were to happen would you want to i might not get a saying it
well because the i i overlords will force us into it and what do you think it would be like having
a donor card a donor card like a same concept where it's like you opt
in
to live forever
yes I don't know
it will be price-gated man
it would be a
yeah it'll be
which which
which comes back to
violence
what
no it comes back to
I miss that
well if only a certain class
can live forever
the only way is through violence
I could imagine that
like if you're being as
brutally real as possible
like there's a small
there is
call them the 1%
who are...
The 1% of the 1%
The 1%
No, they'll just be the 1%
But there'll be like a group of people
who are just Eternals
The Eternals
Um
That's cool though
Yeah like
Camel Nijiani would be
And like they just would never die
Like they'd always be
They'd be more like gods
Isn't that already gonna happen
There is some people
Like media now
We're never getting any new movie stars
Because it's like Bruce Willis
he still appears in washing TV adverts
Yeah, that's one form of people being like eternalised
But it's weird like
The idea of
It's the idea from that game's Soma
Where you get like copied
A copy of your brain
So then there's essentially two versions of you
And one of them does die
But the other one
Like continues
and it's almost like a 50-50% chance
which one you will be
but at the same time
there's always
it's like a copy
you know
yeah I guess yeah
and it's like what really are you then
if that's ever possible
well that's the inherent
AI like conundrum isn't it
where it's like if you're perfectly simulating
or replicating a brain
or the thinking patterns
then what is the difference?
Where's the line where it becomes like,
okay, this is stop being a simulation
and you've just created
the real thinking thing
and there's something,
there's a conscience,
there's a sentience
going on there.
Yeah?
I don't know,
I find it very, very, very, very.
Okay, if,
if like in Soma,
you could have a copy of your head.
Copy of a copy of it?
No, a copy of you.
You know,
you, let's call it you too.
Okay.
My favorite band's so good.
I remember that.
So you two, you can choose to have you two made.
Like the band or?
No.
Not the band.
Would you?
No.
I don't think, I don't think you wouldn't want a copy.
Like, you'd still live and die.
But then there'd be a copy of you that continues in some other way.
Might as well just.
You know, if you want that, you might as well just spread your seed, you know.
What do you mean?
You don't get to experience your...
Other you?
No, but the other you is you.
So from the other you's perspective, there's still you.
From the other you, though, but there might as well be another person at that point.
Well, why?
Well, they aren't you, though, because you're not experiencing their life because you're dead.
No, but they've experienced your life.
But you aren't them.
They're not you.
They might be you.
But they're not actually you.
They're just you with a different...
No, they're like a continuation of you.
Let's say...
But you are dead.
You're not there to experience that you.
You're not seeing...
But that you does.
And that you has lived the exact same life.
But that's not you.
But that's not actually you.
Why?
Because you're dead.
No, but that you...
You too isn't.
Like the band or...
You too will be invincible.
No, this is the thing, because if you're...
Everything about your head is just copied, and that is a being, and I'm staying at this being here, this James.
When I die, I'm not that James.
No, but let's say...
That James might be me, but that James is a different life.
It's not my life, it's just me.
No, but let's say, this digitised version of you.
Can I live that James' life after I die?
So when I die, when this body dies, do I continue living...
From the perspective of that James, yes, because he will have lived your life, then you die and then...
He will think he's still alive because he's experienced my life and he is alive, but I am dead.
Yeah, he will continue going, but the original version of you dies.
Me.
Yeah, but I won't be able to experience that James, because that James is not James.
That James is a different James, so it's not me.
Even if it is me, it's not me.
Because me's dead.
What are you?
but what I'm saying is
would you
so you
you've very much removed
yourself from that other one
right?
Yes
so what's the harm
in having a version of yourself
live forever
because it's not me
it might be me
but it's not me
and that's not fair
so you'd be jealous of you too
no because it just wouldn't be me
it won't have that spark
no but it would be you
no but it wouldn't have that spark
it wouldn't be me
it wouldn't have my spark
I don't want it to keep on living
because it might do so I wouldn't do
but it would do
it would do exactly what you would do
in this situation
but it's not me
it might do it
but a perfect copy of you
is you
a perfect copy of me might be me
but it's not me
and it's like if there was a fight
between me and me
me other me is not winning
I am
yeah because you get him in the nuts
and run off
yeah
no that's the thing
that other you two
would do the same thing
you two would go for your nuts
and you'd
So this is the world you're looking for, the world you want.
Yeah, having a you too would actually lead to your ideal world.
You'd have your bull enemy.
I don't believe that if there was a you too, it would actually be you though,
because I think there's a part of you which isn't just in your brain.
There's just, it's something about you.
A soul?
I guess so, yes.
A soul.
That James does not have my soul, so it's not me.
It's an incomplete copy
And you can't just
You can't change that human essence
That's what I mean
What if it was like a
Like a fleshy you
Fleshy me
Yeah they like cloned you
But then they won't have my soul
Why? What's different?
It's not me
But what are you
Is it just your physical body?
No, it's all of me
is it just your memories
no it's like
it can't be anything physical
because don't all your cells regenerate
anyway every few years
no physical you is not will
even now the physical you is not real
what I'm real
no time and space
oh I see
what do you mean time and space
time and space
what about time and space
Why did you say I see it as if that...
No, I just whatever, I don't know.
Okay, what would you do then?
What would you do of your U-2?
I don't know. It would require a lot of thought.
Alex, would you have a U-2?
I think he would.
He wouldn't even think about it.
Only if I could change things about him.
Yeah, but that's not the question.
Why? What would you change?
Um...
hmm
yeah but then it's not you
I know I'd change
I'd change
I'd make it so he doesn't have this urge
to always tuck his shirts in
you know
you haven't
do you actually have an urge
to tuck your shirts in
I know it's like
it's been a long time meme
in my family that like I was just born old
and there was this time
like in primary school
in P.E.
Like, I had my little shorties on.
My t-shirt, and I tucked these bad boys in tight.
So I had, like, the shorts up to my nipples, like an 80-year-old man.
And my mom was working at that primary school at the time,
and she, like, saw me in there.
And, like, she came in and was, like, sort of me.
Yeah, untucked.
Yeah.
But I got to admit, it's always stayed.
with me. Okay, no, but okay, no, but you've just proven that if you removed that from your
you too, that wouldn't be you. That, that, the essence of you wouldn't exist. But Alex is changing
the parameters of the question. Yeah, that's not, no, answer the question. Um, an eternal
version of you. And I don't get to experience the eternal version. No, the eternal version of
you would. Yeah. But if that's not my direct experience and I just, I have an end point. Yeah,
you have an endpoint. Um, if I've got to pay for that,
privileged, no.
What if it's like
15 quid?
Well, it might as well then.
15 quid?
Yeah, for an eternal year
that just gets to experience the rest of everything.
But then I'm jealous
because then I won't get the experience it because I'll be dead.
It might as well be someone else.
Yeah, sure. I want to see the decay of humanity.
So you want, you want to live forever?
Yeah, I get to see the decay of humanity. That would be fascinating.
I can wander on space
If I had a choice
I would yeah
I'm with James on this
I want to see
you want to live forever as well
I want to be like
just this
wandering eternal thing
you know
like a zombie
you want to become a cosmic horror
yeah
that is the actual goal in life
has become a cosmic horror
and if I get to see
humanity's collapse
amazing yeah
I love observing
it's like when I'm happiest
is when I'm just
observing
it's like I mean
The real question is, would you want to be a weeper?
Because that's the ideal form, is you're an internal machine.
So you guys don't want like a cop...
You want to be like a drone just flying around through spaces.
If I could be a drone, that would be even cooler.
I was picturing just like me, but I just live forever.
Yeah, you're a cosmic car.
So you're just kind of there, but not there.
Yeah, but you can't like, like, fly around space.
Yeah, if you're there, but not there, you can.
I wasn't taking it literally as far as, like, going into the cosmos.
like I meant
like it's
you're a cosmic horror
because you're an undying human
yeah
no but like in this reality
people just have the offer
they can just do it
yes I want to
you're not like that only person
that can do
no but you can kill the other people who do
so it becomes like
you know
game phones
that's that's that movie
uh
hunger games
home
what the hell is it called
oh
it's that like corny as hell
Mr Crabs is in it
Um, it's like it's an 80s movie about these invincible people that
There can be only one
Oh, fuck.
Mr. Crabs is on it
I'll find it
Oh, what the fuck, I keep wanting to say it's called homelander, but it's not called homelander
No, it's not homelander
Because that's that guy from the boys
Uh, what's Mr. Crabs actually called?
Mm. Clacy something.
Um, okay, I'm gonna have to do the old search SpongeBob
Get to Mr. Crabs.
Clancy Brown
Now I'm going to have to go way back
Because it was a long...
My name is Tom Clay and she
Okay but would you not want to be
Eternal
I don't know I think it's scary
No but when you are eternal like that
Okay what if we say that like the eternal version of you
Can never die
Like he cannot
Like ever go
I'd be able to commit myself to a cause
And be satisfied with that
Well, I mean, like, imagine how good at, like, the loot you could get.
It wouldn't be loot. It would just be causing chaos.
That's the thing. You could get good at every single instrument.
Yeah.
No, but that, no, I don't, no, I simply don't want to just be a human just traveling on space being eternal.
Not space. I want to exceed that.
There's enough going on on Earth.
Yeah.
No, but humanity and Earth is going to die, so you'd have to relocate.
No, man, you're eternal.
No, I don't, no, but I don't want to be eternal.
I want to be more than eternal.
But the eternal you can't eat bread.
Fuck, I'm not living.
Ah, Highlander.
What was it about? I've never seen that.
I've never heard of it.
An immortal Scottish swordsman must confront the last of his immortal opponent,
a murderously brutal barbarian who lusts for the fabled prize.
The fabled prize?
That sounds good.
I mean, it's kind of a top-
pick that's in the
Witcher D.O.C.
Oh, with
Hearts of Stone? Yes, Hearts of Stone.
Like the Eternal quandary.
Is the villain like insane
He's not insane, he's just
like callous to everything.
Like, he doesn't find
enjoyment from anything because
like he's done it. Yeah.
So he likes playing tricks on people and getting them to do
funny things because it's... Well, yeah, he just
he just fucks with people because he's
like apathetic and nihilistic.
Yeah. And his goal
is to
like learn
or not learn
like
become able to die
so then he can like feel again
and then die
see no
I think
cool idea
being eternal
ain't bad
you just
you just got
become chaos
that's the answer
but then
that you, that future you
will become
so far from the original thing
Nah, that's something I'd do
No, but
No, do you get what I'm saying?
No, but that's the part
It got led down that path because it's me
A million years later
You'll sit there and think
Man, a million years ago
I wasn't this wise
And I thought some stupid things
Nah, nah
That means true, true to me
That shit, he knows
That you too knows what's going on
I think it is too much power, though, for one individual.
I don't think the witch is right with that.
You think no one should live forever?
No one should live forever because that's like the only way it can go, surely, is that.
Yeah, I think...
It'll be awesome for like a few hundred years probably.
Yeah.
Maybe that's unless you commit yourself to a cause.
If you commit yourself to a cause, you'll believe something.
There's no court, you won't be able to, every single person you'll ever know or get attached to will die and you'll watch it.
and you'll be the static thing with everything
always changing around.
No, that's why you become the Reapers.
You just fly one.
How are you going to, what?
I don't want to be, I don't want to be
immortal in my current form
because that's depressing.
I want to be a cosmic horror.
You want to be a giant space robot
that commits genocide?
Yeah.
Okay.
But that is like the ultimate form
in space.
Nothing is as good as the Reapers.
Because they're immortal.
and they just fly around.
They make sure...
No, the Reavers are actually the good guy in Massafo.
Because they ensure that every species
has their golden age and gets reset.
So there's never misery.
It's all just golden age.
After golden age, after golden age.
Like me when I play soon.
Right, guys, how about this?
Okay.
I think it's time to wrap up the episode,
but let's do one question.
Okay.
From the suggestion throw.
Ever at reddit.com
slashco.uk
So I'm trying to choose a good one.
The best one.
Yeah. Yeah, choose the best one.
It can't be about you though
because you're just going to pick one that's asking you a question.
How many Lego bricks do you think you own?
Well, I'm on bricks out.
They've got quite a good feature that tells you exactly.
Oh, lame.
Oh, my fucking God, Ray.
Lame.
Where.
Cool.
Baste.
Cringe.
Okay, how about this one?
Our slash jail media can take us away.
Hello, lads.
Wondering what your thoughts are
on taking dopamine fasts.
I believe Jim mentioned a while back
that you stopped using Twitter.
How has that gone?
I've been really tempted to delete Instagram
once and for all
because of how shit it can sometimes make me feel.
Thanks for the consistently fire cast boys.
Game hard and fast, eh?
Thank you.
Jamie did not have any dopamine re-turt
because he just sat on YouTube shorts instead.
yeah the goal was never to like reset my dope no it's just to get away from Twitter
well yeah I wouldn't I would never go near call of duty if I wanted to manage my brain
chemicals yeah I don't know anything about like dopamine fasting I don't I don't
think it's like necessary because it's you get it from from doing good things as well as
Just anything you like, you get dopamine from.
Well, yeah.
And it's a case of not fasting off dopamine.
It's just getting away from the ones that is exploiting your dopamine receptors.
Yeah.
Like TikTok and like these games.
Yeah.
Just get natural dopamine.
And it's the best kind of thing.
That's it.
Like going to the gym.
Dopamine.
Like you shouldn't fast from going to the gem.
Yeah.
You know?
It's a chemical that's like...
Good.
It's motivating.
It motivates you to improve and do better and enjoy.
Yeah.
So, like, see.
the things that give you dopamine that also have like some sort of positive
a long-lasting like and result like yeah yeah exactly my chess the dopamine I get
from chess is crazy you're addicted bro you need to quit yeah I think no that's you
think this is your new dopamine little mind that you're gonna mind until you can't
get anymore like genuinely chess is good way healthier than like TikTok yeah like
it's actually using your brain to like solve problems and stuff do you think it
matters that it is the mobile version.
Well, chess is chess.
Yeah, it doesn't matter what it is.
Some people trash taught me on there.
Really?
Someone got me into,
normally the game just ends when you get like checkmitted.
But he'd got me into this crazy position where like,
I just couldn't do anything from like every angle I was screwed.
And I was like, why isn't the game ended?
And I was like looking like maybe I've got a chance here or something.
And in the chat function, I see.
He was like, checkmate.
fucker
wow
damn
you're playing
you're playing against
the Tate himself
yeah
and the house arrest
wow
yeah
but as far as what
dopamine fast
so I've never done it
myself
because I'm too addicted
yeah so
I like
but I mean what does it
what does it mean
like do nothing
for a while
no it just means like
don't go on your phone
and
grind on destiny
for six hours you know
yeah but what else am i going to do yeah that's the thing
no i mean it is probably a good thing to
try and avoid that sort of stuff
you know there's it gaming yeah well i mean to what to an extent
it's always about balance i hate saying it it's always about balance yeah
yin and the other one yang motherfucker
Yeah, um, just, I don't know.
Live, man, live laugh, love, you know?
That's what I say.
Live love. Woo!
Let's fucking go!
Live! Live!
Live! Live! Fight.
Who? Kick them in the balls.
Woo!
Live! Love is what I say.
I just came up with that.
I think you actually have a real comment barrel.
Huh?
I know.
Woo!
Dum be moor.
Come on be moor.
Thank you for watching this episode.
Become cosmic horrors.
Woo!
You know, if there was an afterlife, I'm going to fucking ruin it.
You're going to kamikaze you the afterlife.
Yep.
Jesus Christ.
Come on.
I'm going to become a cosmic horror.
I'm going to tickle you.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
go for the test scores next time?
You normally do.
Come on and be new,
a little.
No, I don't believe in dick figures.
You don't believe in dick figures?
I believe in the figures part, but not the dick part.
I just like, if, I just like, like, like, like figures.
Like, you know, like, like,
mathematical figures
I believe in that
What
Can I fix your mic?
What?
Oh thank you
Kamarambimudu
Oh
Eo
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Ha ha ha
ha ha
Ha ha
Should we do some vocal warm-up?
Yeah.
Mommy made me mash my Mn M-N-M-S.
Bing, ding.
Erecoma-a-ma-be-mood-o.
Ding, ding.
Mommy made me mash.
Mommy made me bulking mash for gym.
Mommy made me mash for gym.
for M&Ms, ding ding.
Ding ding.
That's racist.
What?
It's not
a ding dong though.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Can you stop picking at your fingernails?
Bro, have you seen how long they are?
Get them little clips.
No, I can't. I'm going to use the linear shirt work.
You know, hold it against the sandpaper that's going at like 90 RPM.
That's really smart.
Particular finish.
Snaps your nail off.
It just sucked it up.
No, because it would snap it off and then it forced my finger down.
Then the sandpaper would be scraping it against the clean flesh.
Or, can we call this episode Clean Flash?
that one would definitely get dinged
I feel like the word flesh is like just
Yeah
They're getting really crazy
No like you know the
The Hogwarts legacy when we did
Pig Boat Addrition
Yeah
That was dinged
What?
And it said because of the thumbnail
Which was
It's just a guy standing in front of Hogwarts
Whoa
Yeah
Damn YouTube taking a stance
No the I think the algorithm
Is out of control
I think YouTube don't have
They haven't announced
but the algorithm is like its own entity now
where it's deciding what's wrong and what's why
and YouTube don't have any control over it
it's got its own morals
yeah so now it's like they they don't want to actually
that's actually what the woke is
yeah they don't know an AI hive mind
there's some banning your videos because you said
the pig boil in it
yeah pig boil
pig boy pig boil yeah because I was thinking
hog pig
what boil
I've never thought of that
Hogwarts
Huh
That's like a gross name
Yeah
For all the shade to throw
J.K. Relling, there are some kind of cool names in there
No, it's not
Diagon Alley, that's cool
Nah
Yeah, Diagon Alley
I think when the
I'm not going to call her an artist
But when the creator
is a twat
I think it doesn't matter
how cool
anything they do is
they're twat
it's like Kanye
I've not listened
to any of his music
and I'm not going to
No he
Kanye um
like undid it
He didn't undo it
How did he fix it?
You haven't been on
Instagram
recently obviously
No he had
I can't believe that was real
No
Oh you talk about
The 21 drum street
Yeah
actually like
It's his only post
on Instagram
I saw like a meme going around of people have, like, faked him uploading the poster for the sequel with the caption, never mind.
