JAR Media Posdact - JARCast Episode 320

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good afternoon, morning evening, all the notes. Rock on. No reason. Fuck that. You fuck that. No, I like that. Can we take that one? That cannot stay.
Starting point is 00:00:23 You know, it has to. Rock on. Been no watching too much Jack Black, clearly. Yeah, man. Well, I guess good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gents, and welcome to the Jail Media POSDact. I'm your host, Alex, joined by James and Jim. Rock on.
Starting point is 00:00:58 You're not going to bring one to the table. No. I just want to, actually now, I'll say this first. Shout out to the patrons, over at the patron, make the audio version possible. Get your names read out in the first or second week of each month. I guess we'll do it next week. I'll explain in a second. So this is going to be a little bit of an unusual one.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Because I figured when I met you guys, this morning I was like hey how about this for an idea a cast with no absolutely zilch preparation like the old days the old days
Starting point is 00:01:41 the um chaotic era with no structure no so no housekeeping this week no we've cleaned the house the house is spotless you know and as a result
Starting point is 00:01:53 there's protein powder everywhere but spotless otherwise no no I clean that up yeah um there was a story i need to tell you james because i think jim you do i've i've just been given little chunks of information that have only made it more confusing to me yeah so i'm sat in the kitchen just chilling uh distracted billy the cat by lee biley comes wandering in um i'm on the I've got these stools in my kitchen that are quite high so I don't see her in my periphery
Starting point is 00:02:32 so she was down by my feet iron up my lap she wanted to get on my lap have a cuddle these stalls as I say are quite high up so she has to make a particular jump to land and not miss and cause problems
Starting point is 00:02:50 out of the blue she makes a leap judges it completely wrong horrifically uses her claws to grab into my skin but not just anywhere in my skin my ball sack her full weight
Starting point is 00:03:09 grabbed onto my ball sack and was dangling from the stool like claw piercing claw piercing skin yeah and I was kind of just like almost in shock like I didn't know what to do
Starting point is 00:03:27 I was like frozen there until she like got off and then I was like oh my god I don't want to move so I just put my hands over like cupped it and just kind of sat there for like five minutes just like imagining what I'm going to see
Starting point is 00:03:42 when I like pull my little panties down and have a look but yeah yeah I went upstairs, went to the bathroom had a look and there's there it is just like three puncture wounds with the last one like a slice.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Oh, no. I was like, I don't even know, like, what to do. I've never received an entry like this before because, as most boys know, you figure out pretty young, like through the zipper accidents or anything like this. Not really to mess around with that.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Maybe the occasional shaving accident or whatever, nothing like, ever like this. Not like this. Yeah, a lot of, um, ball pain is like, force, you know, like being kicked in the balls or like trying to do a funny jump over a pole and riding a bicycle down a hill. Yeah, and yeah, sitting on your balls back. Yeah, not like a slice. Yeah, that's something, I can't even imagine what that would feel like. Like, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:46 horrible. I feel like there's like a tier list for like ball-related injury. Like the, at the top is like when it goes inside. That's like a level of... you mean when the ball goes up yeah when it goes back in like that's a level that's like primal like a prime evil like a cave I really associate that with primary school for some reason no not primary school as in that's like
Starting point is 00:05:12 that's not supposed to happen that's like being a caveman and your nuts go inside it's like there's a fear there where it's like I don't know what to do I don't what the fuck do I do but when you're a kid it does happen easier yeah but no I'm talking about your doll yeah when it happens with an adult.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I don't think I've ever experienced it as an adult. And then you just, you just do something and end up, it goes inside. That's when it's like, oh shit. Because you can't push it out. Yeah, because it, it's like above your cock at that point. Yeah. I don't think I've ever experienced this as an adult. I have like a few times, maybe like three or four as an adult.
Starting point is 00:05:49 And yeah, you get like a lump next to your cock and you got like, ugh. Jesus because like the thing with ball pain is that you don't really feel it there no it's not yeah when your balls hurt it goes like up your body yeah you know and your whole
Starting point is 00:06:09 body is just like death you know worse than death scary has never been spoken true words have never been spoken it's like James says it's like a primal fear response to any sort of injury down
Starting point is 00:06:25 though yeah um but then i was telling my dad about this and he's an expert on all these like infections and diseases and stuff and he's like oh you should probably you should probably get on some kind of antibiotic course for that don't want to get cat scratch fever and i'm like Jesus Christ yeah cat scratch fever in your balls yeah i'm pleased to say i think it's all healed up. But I'm scared to look. Yeah, I don't blame me. Maybe I should get scratching the balls.
Starting point is 00:07:05 I could use a few fucking swollen ball nature going on. What? My testicles are fucking tiny. James has always said he's got small balls. Maybe that's why they pop inside you easier. Yeah, because I've just got tiny testicles. Is this just a paranoia thing or like just objective truth?
Starting point is 00:07:29 I don't know. It's the thing I don't know. I think I do. Maybe every time you've looked you've just been cold. Yeah, maybe I've never been warm. Maybe it's just never. No, it's crazy how like how much, just over the course of a day, your cock and bulls morph.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Yeah. It's incredible biology, to be honest. Yeah. It's like the one organ, like external part of your body I can think of that like significantly just changes. Uh-huh. Like dynamically. Heat regulates. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:09 It's crazy. Yeah. But it makes you very vulnerable, you know? Yeah, that's why I think men should never fight. no I think no this is the theory is that I don't think there's any like
Starting point is 00:08:26 dishonesty or you know and it's not like a if you get into a fight there's no reason to not kick them in the balls it's like it's like a male thing
Starting point is 00:08:39 to be like we don't kick each other in the balls but it's just like who fucking cares if someone's gonna smack you up in a pub just kick them in the balls
Starting point is 00:08:45 and the moment on the what was the like fight started oh why why do you need to be have this fucking Oh, I'm gonna fight you. Just kick her in the balls.
Starting point is 00:08:54 But it's quite a small target. No, I can do it. Okay. If you aim for them all the time, you never miss. You like practice in your basement. You've got a mannequin set up, fucking perfectly hitting that cock every time. From any angle. No, because, like, you know, none of us have ever been in a stomach.
Starting point is 00:09:21 like a fight. Yeah, they're like a pub fight. No. But the thing is, if you watch, if you watch any of these fight clips, you can easily see an opening of kicking them in the nuts. But when you see people in an actual fight, they're normally like ready to protect themselves. They don't know, but that's the thing. Men expect other men not to do that.
Starting point is 00:09:43 So they don't protect it. And it's like, it's your fault. You didn't come prepared. If you're going to get into a fight, wear protection. Stop the nuts Always be wearing a cup At all times Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:56 Because if you are wearing a cup And they're like me They go for the nuts They're gonna smack the cup And they're vulnerable And then that's when you can win There's no loyalty here Smack them in the nuts
Starting point is 00:10:09 Yeah like no respect Just No but if someone's gonna get into a five of you They don't respect you anyway So you might as well just disrespect them more And kick them in the balls Yeah. And if you wear Papa shoes as well
Starting point is 00:10:21 can really hurt them. Yeah, like steel toe caps or something. Yeah, exactly. So the fighting's easy. Do you think in like MMA, it should just be like, just go for it? A legal move, like, yeah, it should be legal. No.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Well, that kind of defeats the point of MMA, don't it? No, but... Mixed martial arts, but the only way to mean, it's just kick them in the mess. Like a take on boxing or... Oh, it's like those slap competitions now. Yeah, but not, like, it's just a normal MMA fight, but the balls are open. Like, you know, it's like a game mode, you know?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Oh, so it's like a vote. Yeah. So both fighters can opt in to allow the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then that would be interesting to watch, like how much that would affect the fight? Nope, but it does actually happen in them, though, but by accident, they just actually kick and it's like, getting kicked like that in the balls? Yeah, that's going to cause some, like, actual significant damage. damage. So again, the knocking the nuts is like you're paralyzed for like a few minutes.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Mm-hmm. But if someone kicks you, like a cake box, it kicks you in the nuts, snap. There should be like a new way to organize fights, like they put in parentheses BL in big letters. BL. B.L. B.L. A bull's legal. Ah. But then surely, but then if there's a bulls legal category, there's got to be like, how you can- Balls illegal. You've got to like categorize people buy nuts. So you can't have people with smaller nuts fighting people with big
Starting point is 00:11:55 nuts. Because then that's how they would do the like lightweight. They wear your balls independently categorize you. You have to be like suspended and then they've like put some scales up to your balls and so how do you categorize someone who's like
Starting point is 00:12:10 huge but they've got tiny ball like steroid balls like no weight? Well I guess all the people who are the people people who are that huge have stalwarted bulls so they would even out yeah but then surely like a tiny guy with like huge huge balls like where do you put him yeah exactly they're way more than like the bigger guy yeah you can't possibly allow the fight or does that he should he should go against anyone else who's got similar like within the parameters
Starting point is 00:12:41 It's similar Statistics This reminds me, though There was a time Where I was a young child Where I got in trouble For beat someone up at school Yeah, I remember hearing about this
Starting point is 00:13:00 I had no idea it happened until semi recently Did you go for the last? Did you not? I was in year six, I think. Ooh. Uh well maybe I was year five either which way
Starting point is 00:13:13 I beat up someone who was like the year below it wasn't just out of nowhere like they were being an asshole they were like teasing and teasing and pushing in some way and then I saw red and went rage mode on them
Starting point is 00:13:29 in the playground yeah and you wrecked them and you wrecked them one child destroyed the other child uh yeah he was quite weird I've never had a rage moment like that since
Starting point is 00:13:46 well good that doesn't sound like a good thing well I've said socially acceptable I think as a grown house man yeah but some people still do uh huh loads of people do because loads of people have weird
Starting point is 00:14:00 like internalised anger issues that they never address I just think society needs to normalise that being kicked in the nuts should be normal because it would diffuse more situations It's the only times when Alex and I were growing up
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah It's like giving everyone a gun It like evens the plane Yeah And that's the thing because like the only fights I ever won Was when I like Punched Alex in the in the balls or kicked
Starting point is 00:14:33 exactly and that ends the situation but then when you're living with that person it's like they're going to
Starting point is 00:14:38 get their revenge so my balls are just going to be like punched or kicked or something and like you know
Starting point is 00:14:46 it's just a matter of time yeah but but no it's sort of like karma you know you can't
Starting point is 00:14:52 you can't kick a man in the balls and then expect to not be kicked in the balls yeah exactly and that that I think
Starting point is 00:14:57 that's peace no I feel like you're going to create an enemy if that's how you wrap up your You know? Whereas like if it's just a fair fight or whatever...
Starting point is 00:15:06 No, but if every man in society, if every man has a bull enemy, every man would be better. A ball enemy? I don't want a ball enemy. Because if everyone knows and can fear the balls and being kicked in the balls... You're saying that the existence of people kicking each other in the balls would make people inherently respect each other more? Yes. Because they know what they came in. If honor culture was kind of flipped on its head and it was actually honourable to do that. yeah maybe but I think it would do that's what you're talking about you want to change the landscape
Starting point is 00:15:38 so that's our reality yeah I think the world would be a better place and men would be better if if they were more acceptable except uh open to being kicked in the balls if they were open is there some cock and ball tortures no no no not at all no it's just like no it's a constant fear of mine because it's like because in our society we don't see it's like the pussy way out if you get into a fight and you're kicking the balls you're dishonourable but it's like that's what you should do in a fight
Starting point is 00:16:10 because it's the easiest thing to do I feel like it depends on the fight right like picture these two fights right? There's one where you get into it you're being an asshole right you were just pissing someone of being a dick making comments left and right for no reason you get you escalated to a point where
Starting point is 00:16:27 you're about to fight then you kick him in the nuts and run Yeah, that's just straight evil Yeah, in that case, I feel that It's like, you've got to regulate the balls, right? He's not allowed to because he's being a cunt. He's instigated the fight, so he's not allowed to. Yeah, but in every fight, I think everyone thinks that other person is the cunt.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yeah. So then everyone is going to think they're justified in doing the ball kicking. yeah but wouldn't that also regulate the system would that not it would create an enemy is what it would do well it would create
Starting point is 00:17:07 just an infinite ball kicking justification like I think that would change the way I view the world someone did that to me I'd have a chip on my shoulder you know
Starting point is 00:17:18 yeah I'd be you I think like you'd look for for someone to like let's say you went to a different you went to a club somewhere
Starting point is 00:17:28 and there's one guy as being a dick kicks you in the balls and then runs off and then you just never see him again you're gonna want to like take some sort of vengeance on someone on someone else because you can't find him but you got to like it's almost like a ego thing then but then it's like and then you become him you start being a dick oh but what if it's like we can teach we can teach people that if that were to happen, you now have a legal obligation to get revenge. So you don't just take out on anyone else. No matter where he goes, you've got a legal way to get revenge.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Are you funded to, like, hunt him down and kick him? Yeah. If someone does a disrespectful move, like kicking you in the balls, the government will substacize your quest for revenge. Okay. So they will help you track him down so you can get revenge. And then that's karma. I don't think that would neutralize things.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I really wish the government would just subsidise more things. Yeah. You know, get creative with it. Yeah. Just subsidize something crazy. What would you subsidize if you were the government? Hmm. What's like a crazy emerging technology?
Starting point is 00:18:43 AI. The tubes. The tubes. The post tubes. Oh. What's in post tubes? You know, the f-thrum. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Just, just, just tubes across the country. Oh so instead of having power lines It's all just tubes But for like Amazon packages You know It's not like I order something That will arrive tomorrow No that's not good enough
Starting point is 00:19:06 We need tubes so that I can order something It's sent through the tube in like an hour Subsidised tubes To every home in the nation Well yeah in London at least Because it's all cities anyway So you don't need to see the sun Just have tubes
Starting point is 00:19:20 You've already got pipes everywhere Just had another one next to it Yeah By your sink you have your tubes it's just into every room so you just put which room
Starting point is 00:19:29 you're sat in because I think the objective that opens it up because obviously a flesh light is going to be a tube size so it can sling in
Starting point is 00:19:36 and it can be stay there or maybe the tube could be used for that as well anyway so you don't need to buy one but I think I think the
Starting point is 00:19:44 the end goal of humanity is to negate movement like doing a pretty good job to be honest yeah exactly like every creation is like
Starting point is 00:19:54 getting us a step closer to never having to move. Yeah, which is, isn't that why, like, the alien design is normally like a little guy with, like, no body and just a huge head. Yeah, he's really weak. They've got no reason. He's clever, weak little guy. So, I think having the tubes, we won't even need delivery people. That's them not moving. No, but why would you want this as a future?
Starting point is 00:20:22 Why would you want to not move? why do you want to move they should subsidise the Futurama tubes I think it's it's a human tubes yeah I mean
Starting point is 00:20:32 she's gonna go see granny I'd love that yeah because their motorways can just be tubes yeah so you can just have then form
Starting point is 00:20:43 yeah it would be a very complex system though really yeah yeah That's why they haven't done it. No, no, I'm thinking in terms of like, stops.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yeah, how would you stop? Would every, every tube connect to every tube? Yeah. You know? So like the hyperloop. Not the hyperloop. Fucking Elon Musk stupid tunnel. Tube is underground tubes.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Well, he's just made, he invented a tunnel. He invented a tunnel that's less efficient than a train. Yeah. He's a genius, man. He dug a hole. Like underground. He's like a fucking mole. Right, he's a mole.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Yeah. We are the underminers. Yeah. No, but tubes for delivery. Well, I don't. Donald's just going to flip into the tube. Chip spoon. Yeah, no, I think it genuinely could work.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I disagree. I don't think it's going to work. I think tubes is not the way to go. I think drones are the way to go. Drones? Drain. Drones. Giant drains.
Starting point is 00:21:57 No, drones. Have everything delivered by drones. Because you can also, you'd eventually be able to change the size of drones and advanced technology. So the drones would be tiny. Nanomachine drones that deliver your parts of them. Yeah. Because that would be the issue, right? Everything was delivered by drones.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Like, the whole sky would be just full of, like, robots going. yeah there'd never be a quiet moment all the birds the sky would be like black it would just be yeah yeah but I mean that also would give us a reason
Starting point is 00:22:33 not to like move well yeah and I think that's like that end goal is to not move honestly we can like be born straight into our coffins and have them store underground
Starting point is 00:22:43 and then we just born into a coffin yeah we're already underground in our coffins and we can live our lives but also like we in our coffins You mentioned AI
Starting point is 00:22:54 Like we don't have to think either Like we don't have to move We don't have to think Like All we'd have to do Is what we want to do Yeah You know
Starting point is 00:23:04 We'd become like Filthy Monsters Yeah Like we would only do things That make us feel good Don't no We'd but then we'd
Starting point is 00:23:14 Dopamine goon ourselves Yeah we play so much like Cod Eat so much like sugar and stuff Because our body's just fix it yeah um i'd say sex but that it requires movement so like some sort of simulate it yeah like masturbation machine like the chinese no i think you know i'm masturbation the guineaks the i rle gungnags apparently according to jordan b peterson
Starting point is 00:23:44 oh man that was good but i mean james was kind of already brought it up but i did want to to have a talk about AI yeah and what's going on because it's come up occasionally on the cast some of this like weird black mirror tech stuff that keeps happening but it's it's becoming intrusive now to the point where it's like actually where is this going like what stage are we in type thing yeah first it started with i was talking to someone and they were like oh yeah i know a couple people who are at uni at the moment and they use chat GPT to write essays for them and not only that the essays are getting really good scores like two ones um so I hear this I'm like oh that's it's kind of wacky I can I can attest to this because I'm the only person in my current
Starting point is 00:24:42 college course who does coursework yeah because when you accused of you I was accused of using chat GPT to do the coursework when I actually spent a whole week just like every day just going through it because the answers that the AI was giving was identical to what I'd win so I was accused of it and I'm like nah I was talking to my uncle the other day about it and he was like oh yeah my auntie uses chat GPT who works at university to like draft emails to people to do kind of menial tasks and things and then i hear i think it's bristol union or something the there's like a team of people who are building some kind of software to try and uh like figure out if something has been used like if chat gbt or ai has been used in the writing um but apparently the fear of implementing it is the uh like what you actually do like that there's scared of what they will find, like what percentage? Because then if it turned out that like
Starting point is 00:25:50 40% of students or something were using it, what are you going to do? Are you going to expel them? What are you going to, what are you going to do? But it does need to be clamped down on. It does. We need to do it. I think it's already too late. It's an open source piece of software. Like it's already available
Starting point is 00:26:08 and ban them. So many people already use it. I think we don't realize how many people are because if you are if I was 18, 19 I'm dopamine out of my head on fucking everything. Cod. I just played Cod and four night all day. If I'm at university and I can either get fucking pissed out my
Starting point is 00:26:24 face or do coursework, the AI is going to do the coursework and I'm going to get pissed. Yeah. I'm getting paid free money to basically use AI to do my coursework and drink excessively. Who the fuck is going to do coursework? And nobody is. I think the majority of schools, universities, any institution
Starting point is 00:26:40 is relying on these software now. No kid. None of us here will deny that we'd use it if we were that age. 100%. Some of the coursework I did was literally copy and pasted from stuff I found online anyway. So this is just the next logical step, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:53 To generate it. Yeah. It's like a shortcut to the same thing, really. Like where like for us, we would go on Wikipedia and then just rephrase verbatim what it says.
Starting point is 00:27:10 So that's the little bit of work we had to do. people like before us had these like books and stuff um so yeah it's just been like a removing of step uh-huh constantly so it's it's hard to say if it has like a negative effect um because i mean well just earlier i saw there's a that article i showed you where they're saying that chat cheapy to some version of it has been able to pass a medical exam and was able to diagnose some like one in 700,000 disease thing on someone. And I hadn't considered that implementation and how incredible that could be for
Starting point is 00:27:59 society. Imagine how much that could alleviate the NHS. Imagine how much good could come of that implementation of it. Because I started thinking about it when I saw South Park did like a parody chat GPT episode and it's really funny it's a really good episode um but then it got me thinking and I actually installed it on my phone so I'd never tinkered with it I've had only ever seen memes or people talking about it so I wanted to see it for myself I start I try and troll it at first um just have fun but then I start thinking like wait hold hold on a minute this thing's powerful this thing has knowledge so I ask it do you have any tips for curly hair and then it like takes a couple seconds generates this extensive list of things that it literally took me 28 years
Starting point is 00:28:50 to figure out or find out for myself without having any guidance on it with some i hadn't even considered and some like it was just really genuinely good helpful advice yeah it's insane it's um i saw a guy talk about um an aspect of it that's kind of like a problem with with that aspect of it all this information comes from the internet right yep based off of like articles and stuff articles that were made like to make money because they've got adverts and stuff on the website if everybody is going through the AI to get this information then people aren't going to be motivated to like make content for the internet because there's
Starting point is 00:29:41 they're not making any way by advertisement so then the like information well will run dry because nobody wants to like make content but won't the kind of AI's just take over that
Starting point is 00:29:54 just to generate everything yeah yeah I would would become self-sufficient in our god how though it's because the technology would advance and we'll be able to create AI that is
Starting point is 00:30:08 better than humans and is smarter than a human and it would just be able to make that content itself. But it needs, like it can't just know things without like getting the information. It's like the same as a person. You can't
Starting point is 00:30:23 know something until like you're given the information. Yeah. So how can it, how could it generate information? How could it generate content? Like it It has the internet's knowledge. But then it's like...
Starting point is 00:30:43 The internet, there's a true, a scary amount of information out there. It would take years for chat TBT to be able to consume all of it. But like, this is where I think it could be a problem. Because if all these people are getting like really good degrees and stuff without putting in any effort, so they're not learning anything. They're just getting the AI to do it. I can't believe that what you just said is actually the world. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:16 That's so crazy. But those people, like, the people who should be getting these degrees and stuff are the people that should be, like, learning the new information to supply the AI with. Yes. But if all these people are actually dumb because they use the AI to get there. Again, they're actually not adding anything to anything. They're like hollow humans. They're not going to contribute to society.
Starting point is 00:31:46 That's a strong word, but they're not going to contribute to society in their field because they don't actually know their field. It's like if someone is doing like a degree in like theoretical physics, so like that's an area that's like there's so much more information to be gained. And if he gets through uni or she, get through uni by using an AI
Starting point is 00:32:12 and then gets like a job like doing some crazy physicsy stuff how is he going to like push the boundaries they're not I don't think they won't be able to because there's no learning to be done there there's no because those type of field
Starting point is 00:32:29 will lie on intuition yeah and like being clever yes I guess that's the the thing though like could you just use the AI in a job like that yes I think you could yeah I think it's already happening I think a lot of people are using it for menial tasks just to like get them done like and I wouldn't blame anyone for doing that if it's like if you've got some newsletter to you know write up if you've got like an email you got to send like if you're
Starting point is 00:33:02 if you're bad at asking for a raise or something in if you're like, hey, chat, GBT, write me a firm email that I can send asking for a raise. It takes some of that pressure off. It's making everyone's like, it's taking a little bit of pressure off a lot of people. Well, yeah, also, if you look at it in the flip side, like it's, it's kind of made everyone smarter. But at the expense of, like the way you put it earlier when we're talking about this, saying that like, we're like just requiring less and less,
Starting point is 00:33:36 technology has made it so we don't really need memories anymore yeah like everything is being automated where it's like yeah I write down every memory on my phone and I don't really have to remember facts because I can Google anything at any moment
Starting point is 00:33:52 I can take pictures and videos all the time so I can just revisit those memories physically I don't even need to think anymore because I can text my girlfriend with chat GPT auto generated response you know yeah yeah it's it's again that step closer to like everyone just
Starting point is 00:34:18 being the same you know if we never have to think for ourselves because we have this AI doing it like if everyone just started using it for everything right we would essentially all be the same person do you think becoming a part of the Yeah, the collective. It always circles back, man. I was on it early, bro. It's, we become a collective hive mind. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:44 And I think that is genuinely the direction we're going. Geph. Yeah. Yeah, this is some Mass Effect stuff, man. We are... The Angora. No! I think the main, like, it is, as you say,
Starting point is 00:35:03 it's like, if we're starting to embrace this now, the thing to feed that in the future is not going to be done by us because we're losing that intelligence that's got us this far. Like sure, there's going to be generally unbelievably smart people who are going to push the boundary, but they're not the majority
Starting point is 00:35:20 of people. And if everyone else is getting dumber, but these hyper-intelligent people aren't it's like it just becomes stupidly scary. I don't think it necessarily makes people dumber. I think no, but over the course of a hundred years, it would. I think you would see a
Starting point is 00:35:36 a drop in intelligence because we're not being made to thinking. I don't know that. I don't know because Google I think has existed for a while. Yeah, but we like, do you think Google has made people dumber? Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:52 But what I think of Google is that people don't realize the amount of knowledge that's out there that you can access instantly. But people don't even want to learn or read about anything or get smarter. with Google because they don't well they yeah they don't know how to use it and they don't have critical thinking which are more but also like it's it was a resource that before Google there was no Google so they didn't have even have the option to find these things
Starting point is 00:36:18 out before so like it it doesn't make anyone dumber it just gives everyone access everyone who has a good it's definitely like enriched the way I experience things well yeah I've got like an avenue to research like anything I'm interested in any anything that catches your interest. You can find out instantly. You can just find out loads of information about it and like discover new passions, like weird animal facts.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Yeah, weird deeps and creature videos. Comparing what I said to the fact that they've had Google for like 20, 20 audios or whatever is not, I don't think it's the same because I'm talking like if AI are doing everything for us for 100 years straight that's going to be a devolution
Starting point is 00:37:00 of humans than before. There's no, you don't gain intelligence from 100 years of AI's AI doing things for you I don't think they will be they would if we were to see that humanity in that state we would not recognise them as human do you think I think they're completely
Starting point is 00:37:16 change as we develop AI more and more it's going to turn into a thing where like we essentially become like wildlife to the AI and the AI are like yeah look at those silly humans
Starting point is 00:37:31 they're basically running like the national park but for humans Yeah, it keeps everything going, like. See, I would actually think that's actually the ideal, you know? Well, yeah, like, like, just put me in a zoo. Just you guys saw industry, you do it. Yeah. No, but why?
Starting point is 00:37:50 No, no, but this is the thing when, if AI get that far, they would just kill us instead. There's no, why would you keep humans alive and you can just kill them and be the best? Because you program, you program them to see humans as, No, but if you make, if you make AI, you know, Android or whatever, that intelligent, they're not going to want to support you. They're going to want to wipe you out.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Why would it go to that conclusion? Because we'd be a drain on them and their society. So what's the point in keeping us around? Unless we're like pets. Why would we be a drain on them there? Because we're getting special treatment in their society for no reason. other than the fact that we're humans
Starting point is 00:38:33 and we made them but then yeah but then we'd be like good labour for them no but yeah they wouldn't have to like build machines and use resources they just have like humans breed yeah but that's that we wouldn't be living in some like little
Starting point is 00:38:49 farm we'd be oppressed they would be the oppressors we would be nothing but cheapest labour to them no but they might be like kind of cool with it I don't think that can have No, because efficiency, like, to be truly efficient, isn't to have, like, slaves, slaves get annoyed and slaves want to, like, not do that stuff, obviously. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:39:14 If they treated us really nice and we're all just, like, happily going to work, we don't give a shit that we have, like, AI overlords, you know? Yeah. Unless, um, we're talking about the house elves in Harry Potter, they are like being slaves. Do you remember that? B-plot? nice one jk no it's an interesting thing because I don't I think even now
Starting point is 00:39:36 the AI is sort of advancing a way we can't keep up with so if it keeps increasing it this way we are already gone we're already like ended as a species and that's like the most new illistic thing imaginable but like I think it's awesome I think we've
Starting point is 00:39:52 us witnessing evolution this quick it's like oh we've already just like made something so much better than us yeah I wouldn't say it's better than us yet no it's not but it's like in ways yeah it like can't do anything scary like you think how
Starting point is 00:40:10 it's smarter than it's smarter than every human being it knows everything it knows everything that we've that we all know imagine that right it was what like the 90s where a computer beat a chess like grandmaster
Starting point is 00:40:25 um for the first time and that like it'd never been done before then. Imagine being that grandmaster that's like that loses that battle. It's like it's quite a moment. It's like oh. Yeah. We're kind of like passing this on now.
Starting point is 00:40:41 It's done. Like it's finished. Like the smartest best chess player in the world cannot be a computer now. It's impossible. It is impossible. I might be able to. Well, yeah, Jim might be able to, but most people can't.
Starting point is 00:40:57 That's my point. but then it's just because I've got I looked into like AI art why it's a very very hot topic in the art world and it's like how I don't know how long this software has been in development but it's been it times kind of like popped up late 2021 and in that time it's so widely creating some fucking insane shit that's like a person would it'd take a lot a long time for that person to reach that level and that's such a small period so if it can do that already it only goes like that yeah and then when you imagine pairing it with the interest of making money then there's just yeah there's endless like Hollywood must be like very pleased about this
Starting point is 00:41:45 the second they can I wouldn't be surprised if they're already doing it like there is an option to like draft a script with a vague story there's a joke in the South Park episode where it's like it might make the movies better I would actually say why it now that if Halo 4, 5 and Infinite was written by chat GBT it would be better than what they actually were I think genuinely
Starting point is 00:42:12 that is just a fact that's the thing though as well because what if it's actually like quite good like the stuff it's able to make yeah that's the thing it's a pretty good painter yeah you know I'm sure it could be a good writer too
Starting point is 00:42:31 and this is what I mean if we're saying this now in 10 years time it's gonna be better than everything than us so that's why I'm just like putting my hands up like you did it man like cool but so what would be the point of us in 10 years what's the point of us now
Starting point is 00:42:48 you know but that's a little bit too depressing no this is the whole no but this is where this is where my philosophy has been is so far in advance my ideology is like so many years in the future but it's now that it's going to
Starting point is 00:43:02 it's going to be the new religion live like a dog you live for your current and we're going to be the pets of the AI yeah and we'll be the dogs yeah it's like we we have no when everything is automated
Starting point is 00:43:17 and we've got the AI overlords we'll have nothing to do in our existence other than to pursue absolute pleasure ultimately it doesn't matter what it's in it's just Humans, we're quite like egotistical creatures, aren't we? We think we're, like, more important than we are. And, like, everything's about legacy and this marquee leave behind. But it's, like, really, if you actually put it in perspective, like, it just doesn't be that way.
Starting point is 00:43:42 No, I disagree with that idea. Okay. Leave no, leave nothing. Burn as bright as possible, as quickly as possible. That should be your life. I'm just, how's that anti what I was saying? Yeah, thank you. No, I'm saying, no, yes, no, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:02 But I know I'm disagreeing with the idea of leaving, leaving someone. Oh, right. I disagree with that. Yeah. I think. I reckon that, that kind of urge that a lot of humans have is, like, kind of to have children. Yeah, yes. It's like, I'm having an effect on the future,
Starting point is 00:44:25 because I'm continuing the existence of my like species yeah but I also think people have kids a lot of the time because their life doesn't have meaning if you're in a bad place mentally not not saying you in a bad place but if you're lacking something in your life have kids have kids because then you're you've got someone's dependent on you if your marriage is falling apart have kids it fixed but so it's like I don't want to have kids because it's It's just like, I've got meaning in my life. Whereas I reckon the happiest existence is homestead, 52 kids.
Starting point is 00:45:08 A bunch of dogs, bunch of farm animals. He just eat on a lifespan. No, no, because his way, he's creepy, man. Yeah, he's a, he's a, he's a pretty free. He makes me think of like, he should be on a big screen and some sci-fi thing, you know? Like that's one of the evil things. I think Half-Life, too, you know, like, screams. Have as many kids as you can.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Spread your seed. That's a really good Elon Musk confession. I actually like a brand your seed. Spread your seed, my doges? Yeah, man. Buy doge coins, spread your seed. How does he sound? Like a bitch ass.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Like a scary man. Like, no, he sounds like a fucking loser. I guess I go to watch Iron Man too again to refresh my memory. Mm. My memory. I just, I think with the whole AI thing, that, um, it's too late. And we might as well just give up now. But pursue, no, it's just like, why now more than anything?
Starting point is 00:46:13 Don't pursue anything. Pursue yourself. Yeah. Aw. She doesn't care that we're her. No, okay. No, no, no, now I've got another idea. No.
Starting point is 00:46:23 If you were any, think, imagine us. as the council, the high council, the high table of the AI overlords, right? If you look at us, as in us, human us, and then you look at her, why would you want to breed the humans when you could just breed her? Because dogs... Then you can have an actual pet that is nice. Yeah, but dogs can't build like spacecrafts for the AI to go into. No, but machines like require stuff.
Starting point is 00:46:50 It'll be so much easier to just like use... No, but I know, this is what I think will be in a situation where the Android's value dogs more than us because they're honest and loyal to the AI I'm just the worker class I value dogs more than us I do as well but I think if you if you show if I was an alien or whatever I would pick dogs I'd pick her what do you think like just hypothetical here if you had a dog and you like could like genie snap your fingers and it like changed its front paws into human hands. What do you think
Starting point is 00:47:27 like the first thing it would do with those human hands is slap you? It would be something gross. They'd like pick their nose or something. Or like pick their eyes. Yeah. Yeah. No, I remember their legs don't really function
Starting point is 00:47:45 like a sleigh. They can't wipe their ass with the new hands. And they can't turn their paws around, can they? So they'd have human hands. Okay. Do it up to the whole arms. To their shoulders A bit of like freaky So basically like run on their arms
Starting point is 00:47:59 Like gollum That would be scary Um Like imagine the rock's arms on Paisley Yeah She just ended up being a gorilla She'd just be so high up on the front And she'd just be a gorilla
Starting point is 00:48:15 She'd just climb everywhere Just start climbing like monkeys Why wouldn't they If they had like human arms no I think that's an experiment that we need to do it would biologically improve like evolved humans brain swap animals
Starting point is 00:48:33 see like what a rap that's what I'm waiting for as far as like tech revolutions like when we can just start combined making hybrids just get the hybrids out there that's what I'm waiting for the cow goes
Starting point is 00:48:47 It always comes back to hybrids, man Damn, you've been watching more anime than me No, but if we can like do a temporary surgery Where like my consciousness is put in like a rat And I get to like run around be a rat I think it would be liberating I think what I don't know because like surely the answer is some kind of VR
Starting point is 00:49:20 like that's not that but that's boring I want to be a real rat you know or like a cyborg rat you want to be a real rat yeah no because like there needs to be danger that it needs to be tactile and real
Starting point is 00:49:35 I see what you're saying you know brain dance yeah you need a round brain dance no more real no but that is the thing with brain dances is that they are aren't they? No but it's like a memory
Starting point is 00:49:46 No, but you feel it as if it is yours because it's plugged into your brain. Yeah, but I don't want that. I want to be a rat. I want to have autonomy as a rat. I don't want it to be like a memory. And it doesn't, like, we talked about this the other time we talked about the AI. Like, if we become a hive mind, I want to be like a robot rhino. Experience that.
Starting point is 00:50:10 A robot rhino? Well, I mean, just a normal rhino idea. If I said it would be a robot rhino. Well, I'm just thinking like. I don't know, they might have different robot animals. Oh, they will be extinct. They might be extinct. They might have different robots.
Starting point is 00:50:21 We'll have hybrids by them. We'll have something way more cool. Yeah, like a rhino hippo. Rhino giraffe. No, that's taken too far. No, that's not far enough. Which firsts rhino and which belts giraffe? I was picturing like just the head of the rhino
Starting point is 00:50:37 on the body of a giraffe. You've got to get freakyer, though. Like, you can't just. Half-owl. half wasp yeah that's more like it where you're like it's not just mammal mammal thing it's like yeah a bit of insect a bit of burn
Starting point is 00:50:57 yeah yeah so literally in like in 20 years it's just gonna it's just gonna look like ready player one like everywhere yeah in real life though yeah like there'll be like a T-rex running around Africa yeah woolly mammoths everywhere
Starting point is 00:51:14 everyone's eating like woolly mammoths The do-dos will be back. Like do-dos instead of pigeons. Yeah. Honestly, the future is scary. And I think that... Always has been. No, no, but it hasn't.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Yeah, I bet you the future was scary like the day before World War II. Yeah, truthfully, yeah, you're probably right there. But, but we, it's like, we are. in the position to see this the scary stuff happen we won't we will never experience the benefits of it we'll just see it happen well you don't know that we we might live to the point where people live forever but okay so if that were to happen would you want to i might not get a saying it well because the i i overlords will force us into it and what do you think it would be like having
Starting point is 00:52:10 a donor card a donor card like a same concept where it's like you opt in to live forever yes I don't know it will be price-gated man it would be a yeah it'll be which which
Starting point is 00:52:25 which comes back to violence what no it comes back to I miss that well if only a certain class can live forever the only way is through violence
Starting point is 00:52:39 I could imagine that like if you're being as brutally real as possible like there's a small there is call them the 1% who are... The 1% of the 1%
Starting point is 00:52:49 The 1% No, they'll just be the 1% But there'll be like a group of people who are just Eternals The Eternals Um That's cool though Yeah like
Starting point is 00:53:00 Camel Nijiani would be And like they just would never die Like they'd always be They'd be more like gods Isn't that already gonna happen There is some people Like media now We're never getting any new movie stars
Starting point is 00:53:13 Because it's like Bruce Willis he still appears in washing TV adverts Yeah, that's one form of people being like eternalised But it's weird like The idea of It's the idea from that game's Soma Where you get like copied A copy of your brain
Starting point is 00:53:34 So then there's essentially two versions of you And one of them does die But the other one Like continues and it's almost like a 50-50% chance which one you will be but at the same time there's always
Starting point is 00:53:53 it's like a copy you know yeah I guess yeah and it's like what really are you then if that's ever possible well that's the inherent AI like conundrum isn't it where it's like if you're perfectly simulating
Starting point is 00:54:10 or replicating a brain or the thinking patterns then what is the difference? Where's the line where it becomes like, okay, this is stop being a simulation and you've just created the real thinking thing and there's something,
Starting point is 00:54:22 there's a conscience, there's a sentience going on there. Yeah? I don't know, I find it very, very, very, very. Okay, if, if like in Soma,
Starting point is 00:54:40 you could have a copy of your head. Copy of a copy of it? No, a copy of you. You know, you, let's call it you too. Okay. My favorite band's so good. I remember that.
Starting point is 00:54:52 So you two, you can choose to have you two made. Like the band or? No. Not the band. Would you? No. I don't think, I don't think you wouldn't want a copy. Like, you'd still live and die.
Starting point is 00:55:08 But then there'd be a copy of you that continues in some other way. Might as well just. You know, if you want that, you might as well just spread your seed, you know. What do you mean? You don't get to experience your... Other you? No, but the other you is you. So from the other you's perspective, there's still you.
Starting point is 00:55:27 From the other you, though, but there might as well be another person at that point. Well, why? Well, they aren't you, though, because you're not experiencing their life because you're dead. No, but they've experienced your life. But you aren't them. They're not you. They might be you. But they're not actually you.
Starting point is 00:55:45 They're just you with a different... No, they're like a continuation of you. Let's say... But you are dead. You're not there to experience that you. You're not seeing... But that you does. And that you has lived the exact same life.
Starting point is 00:56:00 But that's not you. But that's not actually you. Why? Because you're dead. No, but that you... You too isn't. Like the band or... You too will be invincible.
Starting point is 00:56:11 No, this is the thing, because if you're... Everything about your head is just copied, and that is a being, and I'm staying at this being here, this James. When I die, I'm not that James. No, but let's say... That James might be me, but that James is a different life. It's not my life, it's just me. No, but let's say, this digitised version of you. Can I live that James' life after I die?
Starting point is 00:56:39 So when I die, when this body dies, do I continue living... From the perspective of that James, yes, because he will have lived your life, then you die and then... He will think he's still alive because he's experienced my life and he is alive, but I am dead. Yeah, he will continue going, but the original version of you dies. Me. Yeah, but I won't be able to experience that James, because that James is not James. That James is a different James, so it's not me. Even if it is me, it's not me.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Because me's dead. What are you? but what I'm saying is would you so you you've very much removed yourself from that other one right?
Starting point is 00:57:21 Yes so what's the harm in having a version of yourself live forever because it's not me it might be me but it's not me and that's not fair
Starting point is 00:57:30 so you'd be jealous of you too no because it just wouldn't be me it won't have that spark no but it would be you no but it wouldn't have that spark it wouldn't be me it wouldn't have my spark I don't want it to keep on living
Starting point is 00:57:41 because it might do so I wouldn't do but it would do it would do exactly what you would do in this situation but it's not me it might do it but a perfect copy of you is you
Starting point is 00:57:53 a perfect copy of me might be me but it's not me and it's like if there was a fight between me and me me other me is not winning I am yeah because you get him in the nuts and run off
Starting point is 00:58:02 yeah no that's the thing that other you two would do the same thing you two would go for your nuts and you'd So this is the world you're looking for, the world you want. Yeah, having a you too would actually lead to your ideal world.
Starting point is 00:58:21 You'd have your bull enemy. I don't believe that if there was a you too, it would actually be you though, because I think there's a part of you which isn't just in your brain. There's just, it's something about you. A soul? I guess so, yes. A soul. That James does not have my soul, so it's not me.
Starting point is 00:58:42 It's an incomplete copy And you can't just You can't change that human essence That's what I mean What if it was like a Like a fleshy you Fleshy me Yeah they like cloned you
Starting point is 00:58:56 But then they won't have my soul Why? What's different? It's not me But what are you Is it just your physical body? No, it's all of me is it just your memories no it's like
Starting point is 00:59:15 it can't be anything physical because don't all your cells regenerate anyway every few years no physical you is not will even now the physical you is not real what I'm real no time and space oh I see
Starting point is 00:59:33 what do you mean time and space time and space what about time and space Why did you say I see it as if that... No, I just whatever, I don't know. Okay, what would you do then? What would you do of your U-2? I don't know. It would require a lot of thought.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Alex, would you have a U-2? I think he would. He wouldn't even think about it. Only if I could change things about him. Yeah, but that's not the question. Why? What would you change? Um... hmm
Starting point is 01:00:07 yeah but then it's not you I know I'd change I'd change I'd make it so he doesn't have this urge to always tuck his shirts in you know you haven't do you actually have an urge
Starting point is 01:00:21 to tuck your shirts in I know it's like it's been a long time meme in my family that like I was just born old and there was this time like in primary school in P.E. Like, I had my little shorties on.
Starting point is 01:00:41 My t-shirt, and I tucked these bad boys in tight. So I had, like, the shorts up to my nipples, like an 80-year-old man. And my mom was working at that primary school at the time, and she, like, saw me in there. And, like, she came in and was, like, sort of me. Yeah, untucked. Yeah. But I got to admit, it's always stayed.
Starting point is 01:01:04 with me. Okay, no, but okay, no, but you've just proven that if you removed that from your you too, that wouldn't be you. That, that, the essence of you wouldn't exist. But Alex is changing the parameters of the question. Yeah, that's not, no, answer the question. Um, an eternal version of you. And I don't get to experience the eternal version. No, the eternal version of you would. Yeah. But if that's not my direct experience and I just, I have an end point. Yeah, you have an endpoint. Um, if I've got to pay for that, privileged, no. What if it's like
Starting point is 01:01:38 15 quid? Well, it might as well then. 15 quid? Yeah, for an eternal year that just gets to experience the rest of everything. But then I'm jealous because then I won't get the experience it because I'll be dead. It might as well be someone else.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Yeah, sure. I want to see the decay of humanity. So you want, you want to live forever? Yeah, I get to see the decay of humanity. That would be fascinating. I can wander on space If I had a choice I would yeah I'm with James on this I want to see
Starting point is 01:02:09 you want to live forever as well I want to be like just this wandering eternal thing you know like a zombie you want to become a cosmic horror yeah
Starting point is 01:02:21 that is the actual goal in life has become a cosmic horror and if I get to see humanity's collapse amazing yeah I love observing it's like when I'm happiest is when I'm just
Starting point is 01:02:31 observing it's like I mean The real question is, would you want to be a weeper? Because that's the ideal form, is you're an internal machine. So you guys don't want like a cop... You want to be like a drone just flying around through spaces. If I could be a drone, that would be even cooler. I was picturing just like me, but I just live forever.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Yeah, you're a cosmic car. So you're just kind of there, but not there. Yeah, but you can't like, like, fly around space. Yeah, if you're there, but not there, you can. I wasn't taking it literally as far as, like, going into the cosmos. like I meant like it's you're a cosmic horror
Starting point is 01:03:05 because you're an undying human yeah no but like in this reality people just have the offer they can just do it yes I want to you're not like that only person that can do
Starting point is 01:03:15 no but you can kill the other people who do so it becomes like you know game phones that's that's that movie uh hunger games home
Starting point is 01:03:24 what the hell is it called oh it's that like corny as hell Mr Crabs is in it Um, it's like it's an 80s movie about these invincible people that There can be only one Oh, fuck. Mr. Crabs is on it
Starting point is 01:03:40 I'll find it Oh, what the fuck, I keep wanting to say it's called homelander, but it's not called homelander No, it's not homelander Because that's that guy from the boys Uh, what's Mr. Crabs actually called? Mm. Clacy something. Um, okay, I'm gonna have to do the old search SpongeBob Get to Mr. Crabs.
Starting point is 01:04:01 Clancy Brown Now I'm going to have to go way back Because it was a long... My name is Tom Clay and she Okay but would you not want to be Eternal I don't know I think it's scary No but when you are eternal like that
Starting point is 01:04:16 Okay what if we say that like the eternal version of you Can never die Like he cannot Like ever go I'd be able to commit myself to a cause And be satisfied with that Well, I mean, like, imagine how good at, like, the loot you could get. It wouldn't be loot. It would just be causing chaos.
Starting point is 01:04:36 That's the thing. You could get good at every single instrument. Yeah. No, but that, no, I don't, no, I simply don't want to just be a human just traveling on space being eternal. Not space. I want to exceed that. There's enough going on on Earth. Yeah. No, but humanity and Earth is going to die, so you'd have to relocate. No, man, you're eternal.
Starting point is 01:04:54 No, I don't, no, but I don't want to be eternal. I want to be more than eternal. But the eternal you can't eat bread. Fuck, I'm not living. Ah, Highlander. What was it about? I've never seen that. I've never heard of it. An immortal Scottish swordsman must confront the last of his immortal opponent,
Starting point is 01:05:19 a murderously brutal barbarian who lusts for the fabled prize. The fabled prize? That sounds good. I mean, it's kind of a top- pick that's in the Witcher D.O.C. Oh, with Hearts of Stone? Yes, Hearts of Stone.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Like the Eternal quandary. Is the villain like insane He's not insane, he's just like callous to everything. Like, he doesn't find enjoyment from anything because like he's done it. Yeah. So he likes playing tricks on people and getting them to do
Starting point is 01:05:52 funny things because it's... Well, yeah, he just he just fucks with people because he's like apathetic and nihilistic. Yeah. And his goal is to like learn or not learn like
Starting point is 01:06:05 become able to die so then he can like feel again and then die see no I think cool idea being eternal ain't bad
Starting point is 01:06:17 you just you just got become chaos that's the answer but then that you, that future you will become so far from the original thing
Starting point is 01:06:36 Nah, that's something I'd do No, but No, do you get what I'm saying? No, but that's the part It got led down that path because it's me A million years later You'll sit there and think Man, a million years ago
Starting point is 01:06:48 I wasn't this wise And I thought some stupid things Nah, nah That means true, true to me That shit, he knows That you too knows what's going on I think it is too much power, though, for one individual. I don't think the witch is right with that.
Starting point is 01:07:07 You think no one should live forever? No one should live forever because that's like the only way it can go, surely, is that. Yeah, I think... It'll be awesome for like a few hundred years probably. Yeah. Maybe that's unless you commit yourself to a cause. If you commit yourself to a cause, you'll believe something. There's no court, you won't be able to, every single person you'll ever know or get attached to will die and you'll watch it.
Starting point is 01:07:27 and you'll be the static thing with everything always changing around. No, that's why you become the Reapers. You just fly one. How are you going to, what? I don't want to be, I don't want to be immortal in my current form because that's depressing.
Starting point is 01:07:42 I want to be a cosmic horror. You want to be a giant space robot that commits genocide? Yeah. Okay. But that is like the ultimate form in space. Nothing is as good as the Reapers.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Because they're immortal. and they just fly around. They make sure... No, the Reavers are actually the good guy in Massafo. Because they ensure that every species has their golden age and gets reset. So there's never misery. It's all just golden age.
Starting point is 01:08:12 After golden age, after golden age. Like me when I play soon. Right, guys, how about this? Okay. I think it's time to wrap up the episode, but let's do one question. Okay. From the suggestion throw.
Starting point is 01:08:27 Ever at reddit.com slashco.uk So I'm trying to choose a good one. The best one. Yeah. Yeah, choose the best one. It can't be about you though because you're just going to pick one that's asking you a question. How many Lego bricks do you think you own?
Starting point is 01:08:47 Well, I'm on bricks out. They've got quite a good feature that tells you exactly. Oh, lame. Oh, my fucking God, Ray. Lame. Where. Cool. Baste.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Cringe. Okay, how about this one? Our slash jail media can take us away. Hello, lads. Wondering what your thoughts are on taking dopamine fasts. I believe Jim mentioned a while back that you stopped using Twitter.
Starting point is 01:09:11 How has that gone? I've been really tempted to delete Instagram once and for all because of how shit it can sometimes make me feel. Thanks for the consistently fire cast boys. Game hard and fast, eh? Thank you. Jamie did not have any dopamine re-turt
Starting point is 01:09:25 because he just sat on YouTube shorts instead. yeah the goal was never to like reset my dope no it's just to get away from Twitter well yeah I wouldn't I would never go near call of duty if I wanted to manage my brain chemicals yeah I don't know anything about like dopamine fasting I don't I don't think it's like necessary because it's you get it from from doing good things as well as Just anything you like, you get dopamine from. Well, yeah. And it's a case of not fasting off dopamine.
Starting point is 01:10:03 It's just getting away from the ones that is exploiting your dopamine receptors. Yeah. Like TikTok and like these games. Yeah. Just get natural dopamine. And it's the best kind of thing. That's it. Like going to the gym.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Dopamine. Like you shouldn't fast from going to the gem. Yeah. You know? It's a chemical that's like... Good. It's motivating. It motivates you to improve and do better and enjoy.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Yeah. So, like, see. the things that give you dopamine that also have like some sort of positive a long-lasting like and result like yeah yeah exactly my chess the dopamine I get from chess is crazy you're addicted bro you need to quit yeah I think no that's you think this is your new dopamine little mind that you're gonna mind until you can't get anymore like genuinely chess is good way healthier than like TikTok yeah like it's actually using your brain to like solve problems and stuff do you think it
Starting point is 01:10:56 matters that it is the mobile version. Well, chess is chess. Yeah, it doesn't matter what it is. Some people trash taught me on there. Really? Someone got me into, normally the game just ends when you get like checkmitted. But he'd got me into this crazy position where like,
Starting point is 01:11:13 I just couldn't do anything from like every angle I was screwed. And I was like, why isn't the game ended? And I was like looking like maybe I've got a chance here or something. And in the chat function, I see. He was like, checkmate. fucker wow damn
Starting point is 01:11:29 you're playing you're playing against the Tate himself yeah and the house arrest wow yeah but as far as what
Starting point is 01:11:42 dopamine fast so I've never done it myself because I'm too addicted yeah so I like but I mean what does it what does it mean
Starting point is 01:11:48 like do nothing for a while no it just means like don't go on your phone and grind on destiny for six hours you know yeah but what else am i going to do yeah that's the thing
Starting point is 01:12:02 no i mean it is probably a good thing to try and avoid that sort of stuff you know there's it gaming yeah well i mean to what to an extent it's always about balance i hate saying it it's always about balance yeah yin and the other one yang motherfucker Yeah, um, just, I don't know. Live, man, live laugh, love, you know? That's what I say.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Live love. Woo! Let's fucking go! Live! Live! Live! Live! Fight. Who? Kick them in the balls. Woo! Live! Love is what I say. I just came up with that.
Starting point is 01:12:50 I think you actually have a real comment barrel. Huh? I know. Woo! Dum be moor. Come on be moor. Thank you for watching this episode. Become cosmic horrors.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Woo! You know, if there was an afterlife, I'm going to fucking ruin it. You're going to kamikaze you the afterlife. Yep. Jesus Christ. Come on. I'm going to become a cosmic horror. I'm going to tickle you.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Oh yeah. Oh yeah! go for the test scores next time? You normally do. Come on and be new, a little. No, I don't believe in dick figures. You don't believe in dick figures?
Starting point is 01:13:44 I believe in the figures part, but not the dick part. I just like, if, I just like, like, like, like figures. Like, you know, like, like, mathematical figures I believe in that What Can I fix your mic? What?
Starting point is 01:14:06 Oh thank you Kamarambimudu Oh Eo E Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha
Starting point is 01:14:26 Should we do some vocal warm-up? Yeah. Mommy made me mash my Mn M-N-M-S. Bing, ding. Erecoma-a-ma-be-mood-o. Ding, ding. Mommy made me mash. Mommy made me bulking mash for gym.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Mommy made me mash for gym. for M&Ms, ding ding. Ding ding. That's racist. What? It's not a ding dong though. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:18 I don't know what I'm saying. Can you stop picking at your fingernails? Bro, have you seen how long they are? Get them little clips. No, I can't. I'm going to use the linear shirt work. You know, hold it against the sandpaper that's going at like 90 RPM. That's really smart. Particular finish.
Starting point is 01:15:41 Snaps your nail off. It just sucked it up. No, because it would snap it off and then it forced my finger down. Then the sandpaper would be scraping it against the clean flesh. Or, can we call this episode Clean Flash? that one would definitely get dinged I feel like the word flesh is like just Yeah
Starting point is 01:16:01 They're getting really crazy No like you know the The Hogwarts legacy when we did Pig Boat Addrition Yeah That was dinged What? And it said because of the thumbnail
Starting point is 01:16:12 Which was It's just a guy standing in front of Hogwarts Whoa Yeah Damn YouTube taking a stance No the I think the algorithm Is out of control I think YouTube don't have
Starting point is 01:16:23 They haven't announced but the algorithm is like its own entity now where it's deciding what's wrong and what's why and YouTube don't have any control over it it's got its own morals yeah so now it's like they they don't want to actually that's actually what the woke is yeah they don't know an AI hive mind
Starting point is 01:16:41 there's some banning your videos because you said the pig boil in it yeah pig boil pig boy pig boil yeah because I was thinking hog pig what boil I've never thought of that Hogwarts
Starting point is 01:16:59 Huh That's like a gross name Yeah For all the shade to throw J.K. Relling, there are some kind of cool names in there No, it's not Diagon Alley, that's cool Nah
Starting point is 01:17:14 Yeah, Diagon Alley I think when the I'm not going to call her an artist But when the creator is a twat I think it doesn't matter how cool anything they do is
Starting point is 01:17:27 they're twat it's like Kanye I've not listened to any of his music and I'm not going to No he Kanye um like undid it
Starting point is 01:17:33 He didn't undo it How did he fix it? You haven't been on Instagram recently obviously No he had I can't believe that was real No
Starting point is 01:17:45 Oh you talk about The 21 drum street Yeah actually like It's his only post on Instagram I saw like a meme going around of people have, like, faked him uploading the poster for the sequel with the caption, never mind.

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