JAR Media Posdact - JARLabs Framework (Ft Puff Puff) - Corncast 30

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:01 Comment Barrel 10:16 25 Blimps 14:03 Identity Coin & Mining 18:06 James played Spec Ops: The Line 23:20 Resident Evil 6 26:13 Mid Break & Patron Names 34:56 Reddit Questions 36:53 Updated Thoughts on Ruby Doo 39:06 Joker in Justice League 41:14 When was the last time you played with a worm? 42:44 Do you read all the suggestions? 42:59 Most Epic Catch Phrase 50:26 Name Suggestion 51:27 Skyrim Rude Mod 53:51 Pokemon Design Discussion 58:31 Genuine Favourite Star Wars Character 1:01:22 Subaru Question

Are we prepared for number 30? Number 30 for 30 weeks. Oh, yeah. It's actually gross. It's actually disgusting that I've been forced to slide away from Wagamunders for this long. Is that all you really miss? Yes. Is that it?

What do you miss? What did you miss? Five guys. James is dirt. I miss wild dingles. Yeah. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gents, my name's Alex, and welcome to Corncast number 30, the 30th week in a row of, well, not in a row, sorry, the 30th week of lockdown.

Joined by the milkmaid himself, James. No. Don't ever refer to me as that. Just don't. No, Alex, you're problematic. You're problematic because the biggest person here against group think is group thinking you all into calling me the milkmaid. What? That doesn't mean it's not you.

Yeah, I'm sorry, man. Just because I like juicy milkers doesn't make me the milk made. You're the milk made of charm. Sorry. Don't make these rules, you know. These rules make me. We were hearing the voice of the Pixar mom himself, Rubin. Yeah.

And last but not least. Come on dingle. Come out of the woodwork. Dingle. Come on, dingle. I'm cool with dingle, but like, what is it? Just do it. Just dingle.

Dingle for us. You don't know what a dingle is? I know what a dingleberry is. Yeah, it's just the shortened version. Yeah. Oh. That's you. Sorry, man.

Dingleberry said to me. Yeah. That's what always pops into my head, but before we get too deep, let me shout out the patrons over at the Patreon. I have such an urge to just say the Patreon. Wait, what, how does James say it again? Patreon's on Patreon, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, whatever it is. Just quickly, I put up an updated poll, just asking if we should move the patrons segment to the end. I know this is like the third time I've done this poll, but I'm just curious as, you know, people change and come and go and stuff um as of right now anyone can go and vote on it but still the vote is leading um to keep it in the middle how do you guys feel as long as james stays the milk made of jar i'm happy i'm no i'm not happy yeah as long as james

rains the milk made a jar i think i'm happy yeah teddy agrees yeah teddy's a shit Heddy is not shit Can you smell what the rock is cooking? James, do you reckon you could intro the comment barrel? Yeah. I... Do you do that for us? I don't know.

Like, the comment barrel has to be conceived before it can be unleashed. Down the hill. So Pidabai can shoot it. Welcome to the comment barrel. I wasn't quite ready for that, but...

Like, how would you intro the comment bowel? Hello, it's the comment barrel. Yeah, let's scrape into the bottom of the common barrel. You do the comment barrel song. Okay, take it, take it away. Remind us, Ruben, of how that goes. And it goes a little something like this. I'm trying to think of something like that he would say.

He would say something really sexist. women are so and they live in barrels so that's sort of how he'd start and then he'd accuse them of like not having big tits not the tits aren't big enough yeah they're fake yeah those kinks are and they smell off duky fresh i filmed them in a barrel you know that would be it that's the song and it goes a little something like leo kirby has our first comment from the bottom of the comment barrel right here um Not gonna lie, I think James doesn't express his opinion on Five Nights at Freddy's enough. Let's hear it, James.

What do you think about it? And it goes a little something like the... Masterpiece. I don't give a fuck about baseball as a fun little. A little what? You know, I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous. Eric Ney loves it retro. waste an opportunity to have it called comment jar

but I guess this podcast is not crinch enough for that up your cruise game you're falling behind no why would we call it that that would make it so damn confusing parallel is going to be when we're an international company and we've got

people with all different names and we've got a B and A and R and R and R how do you spell A an E and E L L L L E

An S in there maybe... I think that Barrel should be spelled B-A-R-E-R-E-N-N-N-E. I think it should be spelled B-A-R-E-L-L-E, like B-R-L-E, like B-R-L-E, like, I think that would be... Like, Pharrell? Yeah, I think it would be way more fun to say, uh, hey guys, you want to do the comment Beryl, you know? Comment Beryl featuring Forel. Exactly.

I think it should be spelled B-I-L-L-L as in Bill Hader Gaming. That's the next comment. You can't just drop a... bombshell like the colour system for milk you have in the UK and not elaborate on what the fuck you're talking about I'm sweating profusely please explain the rainbow collection of milk the Brits have and the gayest jar fan also written howdy Mingers as an avid milk drinker two to three gallons a week I'm deeply offended by all the milk hate my mother who is a nurse got a fancy scale from her job that can measure things like body fat percentage and bone density after 20 plus years of guzzling that sweet cow juice, I truly have absorbed their power, and my bones are roughly 23% more dense than everyone else in my family. Also, as an American, I have no idea what these colours of milk are that you're talking about. Can we focus on this, uh, this magical device? Yeah. How does the scale measure bone density? Ask the scale, man, I know. You get the bones

out. You get your bones out. You get your bones out. I'm on. Maybe it's called like spikes, so when you stand on it, it like stabs your bones and measures it. Yeah, I want a follow-up comment on this video, explaining how that could possibly work, because I've never heard of this magic scale. Who has the densest bones and jar? James, he's the milkmaid. I'm feeling off, don't we have? Okay, let me just Google what? James, you can't say that? I am. I'm having to

Google what dense means because I have no idea what it means. Yes, I am dense. Yeah, the milk colours. Let's just talk about the milk colours. All right, so you got the first colour, the best colour, black. This is where they

mix in a little bit of shit. No, that's the licorice milk. That's the licorice milk. That's the licorice milk. People in the UK are crazy about liquorice. Everyone brought up on Lickrish milk. Lickrish steak.

Lickrish milk steak. Do you know how you make licorish? I don't want to know. I fucking hate licorice. It's like a plant, isn't it? It's like a... No, it's a bunch of, like, bugs that you squish down. No, you're thinking of that movie. It's aniseed.

Yes, so it must be... It's a plant, yeah. And it goes well as I like that. It's just fucking terrible. That's what licorice is. Alex, give us a simple explanation for the milk colors. Yeah. You know, I always thought stereotypes were... So I wrote a song about it.

And it goes a little something like... Green's kind of the... I don't know, it's been around for a while. It's a Jedi Knight. It's, you know, it's been through the ranks a bit. It's the sort of every man, like, apple-flavored milk. Apple-flavored milk. Yeah, yeah. They do flavor it with apple.

I like the red one, the cherry one. Yeah. Yeah, cherry's nice. I like the blue raspberry there. Well, I don't know, because a few... I didn't like it when they changed the flavor in it slightly. You know, it just doesn't taste as good as it used to a few years ago. You know?

Yeah, the updated formula is wheat. No, but they did change the formula of the... Gold milk. Now that's good. Gold milk? Gold milk? I've never heard gold milk. Well, you're missing out there, brother.

The gold milk is the finest milk in all the land. Who in Star Wars has the golden milkers? We know who has the golden piss. Yoda's got the golden pussy. Who's got the golden milkers? Me? You're not in Star Wars yet. Yeah.

I'd say Darth Sidious. It makes sense. doesn't it with like the light side and the dark side yeah no I agree actually no Darth Sidious got the golden dick no the golden balls yeah he's got the golden balls

Darth Vader has the golden dick what are we talking about the golden pussy I found something out that's kind of messed up I'm gonna start off with James actually I have a question for you James How many blimps do you think exist in the world today?

Blimps. Yeah, how many blimps? We're talking... There's another word for blimp, but I can't think of it. It's just a balloon airship. Yeah, like a balloon airship. Zeppelin, yeah, zeppelin. I said Zeppelin.

James, you don't even listen to me. What? You just filter me out, don't you? Yes, I do. Let's price to this right this. Everyone guess how many blimps are left in the world. There's quite a few, well, they've been gaining, there's probably over, oh, this is difficult, because I could overestimate and say there's 100, but there probably isn't.

Depends what class. So is your guess 100? No, because there's small blimps, but then there's like the bigger ones. So I would just take the plunge and just guess. There's 20. Okay, everyone guesses 18. Yep. Thanks.

James guess is to 20. Jim I'm gonna be honest I can't guess I immediately googled it you're such a little bitch well how many other then Jim how many other according to Google there's 25

what there's 25 blimps left in this world and only half of them are still in use for advertising purposes should we buy one in DJ5 count yeah we could have a blimp

There it is, the char blimp. Whoa, in order for a pilot to go on their first solo trip in an airship, it takes 250 to 400 hours of training. Isn't that the same with commercial planes, though? Yeah, but they're not as cool as blimps. I think it's more for... Yeah, but you kill more people with planes. Oh, here it says, on average, it takes pilots 10 to 15 hours to learn how to fire a single engine plane. but in order for the pilot

to go on their airship that's what takes 250 to 400 so yeah just thought I threw that out there you don't hear about blimps very much nowadays yeah it's a nice little factor it's like the whole blimp technology obviously went downhill after the big Zeppelin crash

the high uh high the hindenburg disaster are you talking about the hindenburg disaster that I know of it's like recently they're going into it again because it's just like with technology advancements it's like Quite good.

Technology still has so far to go. Basically, I'm going to buy blimp. It'll be funny. Do you remember that scene in Unsharted 3 where Nicholas Cage is like in a blimp and he throws that Nazi out the window? You know, so I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like...

I'm just going to say yeah. What you actually need? Do you want to know about the Hindenburg disaster? Don't really. A German passenger airship, the LZ129 Hindenburg, caught fire and was destroyed during its attempt to dock. Did I really say it was in New Jersey? I don't know. Causes 35 fatalities, 13 passengers and two crewmen.

How can this... I wasn't expecting this topic to just be like a... miserable death circulation well i mean that's the truth about blimps fucking suck they just spell out death for everyone involved yeah in the lamest way possible tell you what isn't lame though that clash of clans gems we're not sponsored by clash of clans clans, I just had that noted down in like the how many people just

clicked off the video immediately? We've lost followers for this man I hope it was worth it but it's done yeah say bye bye to Patreon no I just heard this fucked up story

of someone who found out their like card details have been stolen because whoever stole their card was using it to buy Clash of Clans gems. And it started like a whole infight in the family of like, have you been buying Clash of Clans' gems on my card? But no, it was just a horrible identity thief like Melissa McCarthy in that movie.

In the movie Identity Thief? Yeah. With Jason Bateman. Yeah, with Jason Bateman. You see, if, if I had my identity stolen, um, um and like they were using my card i'd want them to be doing a leonardo decaprio

from catch me if you can't isn't he using checks well he's doing whatever but you know this is the modern version you're still in why i'd want him to be like a playboy fucking badass fly into zimbabwe and i don't know

completely unrelated but do you know what concept i just love the idea of in the nerdiest dorcas way possible. What's a... Data miners. Yeah. People are like go into code and like try and find left behind stuff that isn't intended to be seen. There's something cool about that to me.

I don't know. Yeah, I feel like any sort of... Because I finished watching Mr. Robot recently. And it does make that kind of shit a lot cooler. You know, some... Some lame-ass dude just sitting in front of his computer. to type in at this shit just full of text or whatever

reading code and writing his own code yeah it's pretty bad at being cringe yeah being cringe talking about society and stuff yeah there's nothing cooler than just mining doge coin

yeah I agree no it's cool when you make a game so that people install it and then you make all of your players mine data mine for you that's cool Digital mining is just, I don't know, it's cool

Do you sort of picture them like Putting on a VR headset and like Delving deep into their hard drive I picture it literally like they're playing Minecraft And they're mining with the pickax I was thinking more like They've got a canary in a cage And they're like

Going through the hard drive All the green colours whizzing past them Well those are my topics Anyone else have anything to throw out there James does, I think Yeah He was really excited about it earlier Wasn't he said

Guys guys guys I have The most incredible topic to talk about Today Yeah Um no Why did you make hours If I've got enough brain cells To actually think of a subject

It's not nice The one that started this episode off Was that how many blimps are left how many blunts are left well we know now we don't talk about it again I wish yeah should we all guess again

is the first fact we've ever talked about on this channel it's actually the first ever fact I'm pretty sure yeah but I'll actually talk about something serious now because I'm actually the most serious member of the car

if this is what I think it is don't let him do it So I finished Speck-Ops the line this week Okay, no, this is fine Proceed What did you think? I think it's a game

that everyone should play Like, I've obviously watched YouTube like Deconstructions of the game And I know the spoilers But I still think everyone should play it Especially if you Like a lot of us here

Have played practically every card I think It's a game that you should play because it's still a very, very good experience even in this day with the way games are now because I knew the spoiler I'd focused a lot on the environments

and like the small storytelling that's going on and it is just thoroughly enjoyable I finished it in about six hours hardest difficulty great time and I think you should play it oh really how was the combat on that difficulty because that was my one problem with it

was I just found the combat lacking just a tiny bit for how long it was But my mindset was that it's a game where you're like an elite Delta Force squad going into Dubai. Playing it on easy doesn't do the game justice because it makes sense in a gameplay to be like scrambling for ammo when you're like this elite squad of no backup. So that's why I did it on the hardest difficulty because I think I'd feel more immersed in the game when I'm like, oh shit, where's, where's ammo for shit? It is quite difficult.

There is some bullshit parts where it's like so stereotypical gaming, all heavy guy. ooh, you're helping a down to person, ooh. Once it gets to that part, the story's so ramping up, and the environments are so crazy that I just don't think about it, and it's just like, shit, I need to move on, I do this as quick as possible. But even now, you can really tell where they put all of the money in all of their time, because the gameplay shit,

everything else isn't, though. Everything else is incredible. Probably Nela North's best performance, or at least my favourite one I've seen from him. Yeah, like the one, the instant takeaway from that game is that the voice acting is so good. All of their performances are so good. But I think that's because they made them repeat the same line, like, constantly to get, like, desperation and frustration in the lines, and you can really tell.

Yeah. Yeah, I remember noticing that. The story's really good, too. It's obviously the main appeal. Yeah. like for the first like um probably eight chapters it's quite slow but when once it once the stuff happens it does go so well the pacing is just generally very good in that game

I know it's really really depressing and dark too in like what you want but it's just like I know it's a game that everyone says oh spec ups the line speck off the line but it's just like there's a reason people know it and there's a reason why people tell you to play it and it's just a game you should experience it's like if you are a gamer, you need to play Speck Ops the Line. And I bought it for £4 off Steam. Yeah, I think I got it for like four pound years ago.

Yeah, like it's so cheap. Like I've got my PC is a GTX 770. It's really old, old. And I'm still playing it 120 frames a second easy, the whole game. So even if you've got really entry level software, you can play Speck Ups Aline. So, yeah, that's it. That's all I've really watched. Yeah, good recommendation.

it's just because I think I'm the only person that hasn't played it really wow yeah primarily because of what like James said when you know the whole story and

all I've heard about the gameplay is that it kind of sucks it's kind of hard for me to you know to warrant a purchase from me but it's it's like with it being so short and even if you know the story you can still focus on the environments

and, like, the smaller details. Yeah, I just find... Some mechanic stuff that's cool. Yeah. The thing is... Like the sandstorms and anything. Even though six hours for a game is actually relatively short,

especially with how games have become recently in the past few years. But I'm way more likely to watch a movie that I know the twist of before playing a game that I know the story. of, like, if the story is what it's all about, you know. Yeah, I mean, I knew the,

I knew the story too, but I still enjoyed Speckler's playing. I guess the trouble is, like, watching a film isn't asking anything of you, if you're playing a game and you, maybe the game's frustrating you, but, you know, the story's good, but you know what happens in it, you don't have the extra thing pushing you to actually continue anyway.

You just be like, I guess apathy would say, and you're like, well, what the fuck am I doing this? I know the ending. It's just annoying me. For Rizzle. But I still think you should. Because it's not all about, the whole story makes sense, but it's the way you play it,

and it is your experience of in that. I still think it's still something you should play. When you've got, like, an option of two games to play Specops on a Resident Evil 6, you know, just play Resident Evil 6. It's a much better game. That is something that me and Jim played this week. We bought Resident Evil 6

like ages ago. and we never played it and this was when this was when a john everyone knows his name they were jane jane when jane real jane's real name it's jane yeah he's called jane when he was here i i joked him i was just like matt this game is shit jane oh my god i'm not even gonna edit that out fuck this game's shit let's play it it was like two pounds so i bought it He installed the one version of Windows on my PC so I could never play it. So me and Jim downloaded it this week. And it is the worst game I've ever played.

It's fucking terrible. It's such a... Wait, what year did it come out? I'm having to quickly, Goop. Well, wasn't it? 2012. Same year of Specubs. Fuck me.

That says a lot. sounds about our society I say this because obviously Resident Evil is the fucking huge thing at the moment big domy mummy vampire thing and everyone wants village Oh damn There's

It came out in 2013 And it It was chasing trends from like 2010 Yeah Because that's how long it takes to make a game It takes about three years Yeah yeah I suppose

But like they'd already been going down that route With Resident Evil 5 which all things considered i think resident evil five is like resident evil enough to be called resident evil whatever the fight resident evil six is it's people say the leonleon campaign is like the one oh we played the jake campaign yeah we started the the jake one but reuben and i had started the Leon one ages ago, like last year and

that shit wasn't any better when your gameplay is pure ass and the story is pure ass and the actors don't give a shit why am I going to? There was a few laughs especially in the early phases where the game, it's just like there's these

chase sequences but it zooms in on your chest and only your chest so you don't even know what to do And then this Insta death scene Yeah, the amount of times you'll just die because

you won't know why Yeah But I would still say Buy it in PlayX It's funny No, don't buy it Don't buy it Don't buy it

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What? Um, Ben, do you want to intro part two? I don't want to do it. Who? Me? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. This is the second part of the charm media corncast, episode 30. Today we're going to talk about... Ridiculous!

Do it. That was fucking shit. What? What? Like, I can't. No, no, no. Listen, let me explain. I can't throw massive amounts of energy.

I'm making an intro when I don't have the brain that can create an interesting intro. I can put energy into a normal intro. Yeah. He just keeps doing this today. He's on a real like, oh, I'm a dumb dumb thing today. I don't have a brain that can do it I don't What do you mean?

You've done it like conjures of times Yeah What the fuck are you talking about? No, but it's just like I'm not saying I don't have brain like My creativity isn't at the forefront of my mind I can't just speak shit to the world Explaining why you spent all this energy

Ones me when you couldn't have done an intro When you could have just put that into doing an intro good afternoon morning evening all night and gentlemen welcome to this and a we're going to read some really good questions we're going to answer some good questions

from the good subreddit if you have a question please head over to our subreddit and leave a nice comment on that nice weekly updated thread of questions boom

nice See? Fucking lovely Chesspin 3211 is going to start us off What's the current consensus on Ruby Doe in 2021 Is she still as legendary as we initially thought many months ago Literally who? Yeah, who?

Do you not remember Ruby Dee? I remember Ruby Dee. Just Google Ruby Doe Okay, hold on. Who? Ruby do. James, don't react, Rubin. Don't say anything. anything. James, Google Ruby Do.

He does remember. He's lying. Yes, I do want a member. Of course, one of the picture. Yes. I'm proving your first image, Reuben. Yeah, I'm looking at it. Now, it's not Sandy Deer. That's for certain. But what is, you know?

That's a good point. But I... What is? I will admit, I thought Ruby Doe would have more staying power than Ruby do has heard. Well what do you mean it's just a case of if you're using an

image in the way like you do a sandy why would you not just use the sandy every time? Because it's just superior. I don't think it's about use you know? That's what you said if you're going to use Ruby do the way you

use Sandy I think it's more iconography. It's like the cross or Superman's logo Yeah and the sandy one It can't be beat I even looked into Yeah

Lego started this like mosaic thing That they've been doing Where you like upload a picture And they make a mosaic out of the picture I looked into Simply just to see if a sandy could be done But you can't use copyrighted Materials or characters

that you don't own to say that wasn't okay so yeah I don't know it's all up in the air of Ruby D well it's like trying to redesign the cross you know you can't do it it's already done

we have sandy and that's that spicy bronchitis has one for us what are your thoughts on Joker saying we live in a society in the new Justice League trailer quite amazing

honestly Yeah, it made me double take When I was watching the trailer I was watching it on my phone And I heard that we live in a society thing And I just I don't know I couldn't I couldn't believe

That they actually had the jokers say that line I thought it was amazing And then it got me thinking Is it like intentional To like try and rile people up And get it talked about Like I don't even know anymore I wouldn't be surprised

Because like didn't they reshoot This joker stuff in 2020 yeah so the meme would have been around for ages already so that that line was written

with the current landscape in mind it's not like an old one from years ago when they've actually filmed the movie I don't know it's gonna be funny I'm looking forward to watching it Dingo

you know Oh is that me uh huh I mean it's true I can't argue with the go. I suppose that's the frustrating thing.

Yeah. He's correct. Yeah, he's not wrong. We certainly do live in a fucking society. James, are you going to watch Justice League Snyder? No. Of all the time, I don't have. I definitely don't have any for that movie.

Or any of his movies that aren't 300. It's his best movie. Only one I'd watch. Wrong. No. His best is, um... Sucker Punch. No

I disagree I like 300 I think it's quite artistic Why do you tweet that or do the Actman tweet that I can't remember Wait what No it didn't I just

If you just pause that movie At certain times it's quite nice looking And I think that's cool I watched on my PSP Andrew Date has one When is the last time that any of you guys sat in the dirt and played with a worm?

Probably second lockdown. Mm-hmm. Yeah. When was the last time you actually interacted with a worm? Because I got to say, I interact with them fairly regularly. When I'm out on walks, I see them... Yeah, if it's been raining, they would, like,

wiggle out onto the path and then dry out and die. And if I see them there, I'll flick them back on the ground. Oh, right, okay. With what? Do you pick them up? Yeah, I pick them up. Really? With your bare hands? Yeah, my bare hands, I don't care.

It's a fucking worm. What's we going to do to me? Then you eat a fucking sausage roll without cleaning your hands. You added the not cleaning fat. I don't interrupt with worms. Why not? What, you're above it or some shit? They're not interested in me.

I'm not interested in them. They are interested in you. No, they can... No, they want to be where they belong. I want to be where I belong and I think it should stay that way. Yeah, I want to be away from them, mostly.

I want to be above ground. Are you grossed out by worms? I don't really want to touch them, you know, I wouldn't want one on me. So, don't have a huge interest in insects, you know, I just sort of don't. No, I don't like worms. So you wouldn't pick one up?

No, I wouldn't. 5Skin underscore 3D asks. Alex, when you look in the suggestion thread to pick questions for the cast, do you read all the comments? The answer's yes. I go through all of them and pick out the

worst ones like this one from Schnaug, 2,3,4,2. Which animated character has the most epic catchphrase? And which animated character has the cringiest catchphrase? Cringe? Where do you actually stand on?

Eat my shorts. That's good. Fine, you know. Giggedy goo. That's great. Seven out of ten. I reckon if Homer's Doe? Oh man.

No, Mr. Burns' Excellent is the best. God damn. All of these come from... The only animated characters with catchphrases are Simpsons characters. No, Sonic. Gotta go fast. It's a me, Mario. That's not catchphrase.

That's just something he says regularly. What about Princess Peach saying? Say what? You're going to say what? Say that again? No, fuck. Doe, I guess. Doe is the funniest.

Excellent. Did you know dough is the note C in the fixed dough system? Say that again, it's the what-see? It's the note C. Oh, I see. Yeah. This is a really educational cast.

It's full of facts. What other sounds do they make when doing like song things? Eat my shorts. Eat my shorts. What note is that? A G. Come on, guys, you've got to think of some fucking catchphrases. I can't think of anything.

What? You're bullying me. What about Mr. Incredible saying it's time to go incredible. Yeah, that's a good one. Wait, I'm going to just like Google. Bender saying me. Bender. What about, yeah, to infinity and beyond, Buzz Light you.

Oh, damn. Oh, yeah, shit. Or there's a snake in my boot. Or, uh, somebody poisoned the waterhole. Or, uh, uh, uh, I'm gonna write your name in my death note. Yeah, that's a good one. What's your honest opinion on Scooby-Doo saying his name? I fucking hate Scooby-Doo.

I fucking... What's your problem with Scooby-Doo? I just sucks. It fucking sucks. What's wrong with it? It's a shitty, fucking boring cartoon. I never like watching it. You're getting cancelled for that.

I don't fucking care. Okay, wait, guys, I just came up with a really fun game for James. Does he have to do all the most? catchphrases. No, I've got a list of 20 anime catchphrases, and I'll say them, and I'll see if James knows what anime it's from. Okay. The first one, you're already dead, or Omewa Moo Shindehru. That is Fist of the North Star.

Yep, one for one. That's a bio, aka Believe It. Come on, James. This one's easy. I actually know that one as well. James, do you want a phone a friend? Yeah, phone a friend. I don't...

It's fucking, fucking narrator. Yep. I haven't seen it, Rita. I knew a guy who told me to watch a couple of episodes. I probably said about it before. It told me to watch, like, some episodes of it, and I watched, I think I watched one. And I was just like, this is fucking terrible.

I was just like, no. I'll do one more, because, If James gets this, I'll actually do something. I'll do anything he asks me, if he gets this one right. Okay. I am a genius basketball player. That would be the basketball anime. I don't know the Japanese name for it, though.

It's not a Japanese name. Ah. Uh, this is... Dingle dribblers. Slam done. Fuck, yeah. Did you Google it? No.

Yeah, it's slam dunk. He did Google it. I didn't. Like, basketball slam dunk. Easy to them together. Okay, say I didn't then. And say it truthfully. I didn't.

No, he's lying. Yeah, he's lying. Yeah, he over-enunciated that tea. I didn't. Yeah, I did. I went on my anime list and it was like the fourth point out. That's like fucking old school, though, that. Like, I would never have got that.

Oh, wait, wait, uh, good news, everyone. Oh, yeah. That's a, that's an S tier. Yeah, yeah, that's a great one. Yeah. Here's a weird one. I like Bart Simpson saying Cowbunger, but I don't like the Ninja Turtle saying it.

Yeah. Yeah, I'd agree with that. I'd agree with that. Where do we stand on Wobba-la-la-da-dub. She fucking died. Yeah, terrible, honestly, it's a shit one. I think it, in theory, is fine. Yeah.

But the, uh, culture surrounding it. Culture, the culture. Yeah, it's definitely no yabodabadoo. Yabra daabadoo! I personally love Scooby-Doo. That's not even Scooby-Doo. What's the Flint stands? What's Up Doc is number one on like the ranker.

Oh my God, of course. You see, I feel like that. The era of cartoons we had as kids, it wasn't really catchphrase material. The one I think of is, like, SpongeBob, doesn't really have catchphrases. Is Mr. Crabb saying money a catchphrase? It's his gag. They've all got their gag. Yeah, but they don't have catchphrases.

I mean, Spongebate does his laugh. It's not really a catchphrase, it's just his iconic laugh. Yeah. I'm smarter than the average bear Again, all this shit is from like the 60s Okay, no, you can't deny victory is mine What's that? Stewie

Do you think I know enough family guys? He says more He's got way more iconic things Yeah, he's got way more iconic things. Brian! Yeah, Brian, no. I know. Fat Albert, of course.

Hey, hey, hey. Who? Lampster jammer. Has one for us. Shit a ass has been mentioned as the alias for James's nemesis slash alter ego a few times. This is great, but I'd like to put forward

another suggestion. shit oh bum as I feel the wider variety of vowels makes it roll off the tongue more what do you guys think shitter bum shitter bum shitter ass

you see the thing if it's going to be the opposite to piss a dick like bum doesn't equal dick but ass equals dick yeah yeah it has to be shitter ass that's the whole thing yeah I'm in agreement with this

I just wanted to say, I want to shout out, drink a mouth. Yeah, that was the true opposite. That one is genius. Well, you've got to drink a mouth to piss a dick. Exactly. Charles Stiles MD-42 says, I know you barrels have played a lot of Skyrim. And seeing as I just recently bought it on PC,

I was wondering what kind of sex months you guys used. I'm especially awaiting James's answer. I already have Sex Labs Framework up and running. I went and Googled this. It's like a real mod thing. Yeah, it is. I know about it. I'd never heard of it before.

I obviously can't show anything on the video, but I got like the options menu there. I guess you Google it or don't. What was it called? Sex Lab framework, I think. Skyrim's Sex Labs. framework. It's like a sex game in Skyrim. I'm gonna say, there's better games if you want porn in Skyrun. Just don't bother. What's the best game if you want porn in Skyrim?

No, no, it's in. Probably Honey Select, maybe. You can even buy on Steam. That's probably the best sex game. Honey Select. Yeah. Yeah. What's Honey Select? Just fucking Google it. Yeah, but it's Lydia in the Honey Select. Probably. How do you know of Honey Select?

This shit is, um, I'm just looking at the Skyrim thing. That is so lame. Oh my God. I just like the name. That's the name of this episode, Jarlabs Framework. Honey Select is an anime dating sim It's just a porn game Oh is it just straight up porn? Yep

Well How to download Honey Select 2 Libido update are 1.1 Bido update did you say Libido That is also fucking lame Just go on Reddit you can find a whole download for the game Well I don't want it

I'll just send it to you if you want. James, have you ever played a porn game? Yes. Well, here's the one just suggesting one off the top of his head. Who he has? Seeing how Jim has said before that he believes Pikachu is the greatest character design, I became curious to hear his and the rest of the cast's opinions and what they think of the creature designs of Pokemon in general.

Just the original 152 Pokemon would be fine. But it'd be interesting to see what the cast thinks of the newer designs as well. Cheers. So I went and got like pictures of all the kind of sprites from 1, 2, 3, 4. There are 5, 6 gens here Because I don't have to take ages on this bill. Do you know what?

My personal take is I can't remove the nostalgia from the first ones but I do I don't know, they're still around a lot of those designs but there are some good ones in two even three has some kind of classicy ones in there

like a blazerkin yeah I think the the chick and the chick one yeah yeah they're like fire chick got yeah that one's good I even don't mind what's that gecko thing I can't remember what they're cool

but I start falling off around what's this four with the yeah with the penguin and the fire monkey and the grass turtle thing you're Wong there's Lytton Litton's the best Pokemon ever what Jen is that though the one underneath it's the one that the smash character the the little cat that's wed oh the like

fighting cat thing yeah there they're Cinear yeah it's in Cinewall I can't see it some reason he's not on this he's not the screen right now oh you sure no that's that's not insineral though you sure I'm pretty sure that is this that's not in Cinerol that's not in Cinear oh no that's the pig one I'm pretty that looks like in Cinewar no it's gonna roll is all buff not fat yeah I think in Cineror is the even newer one because there's another gen after this one yeah the I think every generation does have good ones like in Cynor from the latest one I think is pretty good I like it

Cinerol. I like the one that's just a set of keys. I think that's really good. Clefky, yeah. The ice cream. Is there an ice cream one? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Great. Yeah, those are the ones that are like lazy as hell. But I mean, I guess they've always

had lazy ones, like Pigeo or whatever. It's fucking cool. Or a seal. Well, they have Pigeon and they have Starly, which is just the same thing, but a different color. Yeah, and they're just like pigeons and fucking birds that first gen is just so balanced though yeah like it's got mew it's got your

dragonite you got the the bino one fossil ones they love those ones uh sleepy guys oligons polygon's pretty fun jiggly puff is it poragon or polygon i don't remember what it's called actually is it polygon i've got no fucking clue got the birds say we should We should round this off by saying what are our personal favorite, like a starter, and their like three forms are. Why not? Out of every generation? Or do you mean like one per generation or just the best one?

Just the best one, fuck it. I'm going to be real. I'm going to be real as hell. I'm going to say squirtle. Damn, I think you took my answer. Charo is odd. Yeah, I'm just going to say charizard. or you know

Charmander you know Squirtle is fucking awesome Charamander's fucking sick no yeah charmander's like too cool squirtle's like a lame

little asshole yeah that's what's genius about them about those original ones though is that all three of them are like cute in their first phase but by the third one

they're just kind of sick I think the green guy is the least cute though Yeah he's he's Bulbazore Yeah Bobbizal is pretty cute Charamander and Squirtle I didn't say he wasn't cute

But squirtle on the When it comes to Pokemon I think cuteness is like Pretty important Oh yeah And I think squirtle is cuter than Charmander Chuffer McDonald

has up an ultimate one. Genuine favourite Star Wars character and favourite meme Star Wars character. And why? For example, my genuine as Luke Skywalker in meme is probably young Anakin. That was the commenter one,

not my one. Probably Karadun. Probably just Luke Skywalker would be my favourite. It's from being a Luke Skywalker, being a kid you know when when those movies were that was like sort of all you had well you know we had the prequels but I didn't like

too much when I was younger now I think they're modern masterpieces you know the best character's Yoda oh interesting and I just think the the most powerful character being revealed to be this

little imp who's like a troll asshole he's actually the wisest guy and he doesn't, in the original trilogy he doesn't really do anything that you'd imagine in your head and the most impressive thing he does is like lift a ship out of a swamp

but it's made into the most impressive swelling thing yeah Yoda's the best because you guys have taken the obvious no that's me because you guys have taken the right choices I'm gonna go for the third right choice and say Obi-1

yeah that's also uh because the original yeah that's a good choice uh both he's the best part of the prequels and then he's a cheeky fucking old man and the mean one is it has to be water yeah i mean for you that is like without a doubt it can't be jar jar because like he's genuinely just insuffer Yeah, no Jarja is too much But I do have a bit of love

For What's this fucking name The The Trade Federation guy Oh I don't know any of their names Oh New Gumray Newcomray

Thank you He's just straight Star Wars magic Um My favour's Anakin Which for Uh, prequel Anakin is incredible. From which one?

Which one? Yeah, he's pretty different. As a kid, as an edge lord or as an even edgier one? The edgiest edge lord is the best. And what about meme? Meme? Edgiest edge lord Anakin. Jeez. Okay, guys, this is it.

Carlos Tacos has our final question. for this episode help I think my mate is starting to develop a scary Subaru fixation and I'm wondering if you guys most probably James they didn't actually well they didn't actually ask a question one of my best favorite so my best friends loves cars I don't they're just cars to me but he adores them especially Subaru's he's a young mechanic 20 and still lives with his parents he recently bought his second used Subaru and now owns two of them they are both from the mid-2000s, and it shows. Here's some quick info about the cars.

One is the impraiser, 2009. $2,000, and the other one's the Forrester, 2001, $2,100. He's not planning on selling them, and the car pieces don't match each other. Am I overthinking this? Maybe I'm just a duck-up who can't understand cars. I probably am, as I'm no mechanic.

I'd just hate to see him lose money on profitable cars. He just adds a bigger muffler and spoiler. Yes, he's that kind of guy. Lad. What do you think of them then, James? I think, well, I think the 2009 Super Impreza is a hatchback. Well, let's say. Subaru Impressers, baby driver.

Oh, really? Yes, that's a Subaru impretzer. Why didn't want one? I want one. Yeah, looking at the Forrester. That one's ugly. The other one's way better. That's what you'd have as like a you use everyday car, you know, a Subaru Forrester.

Right, yeah. And then you'd buy an impretzer for waking your neighbours up at 2 in the morning because you've got pop and bangs is why you buy an impretel. Well, let's just say this. I want to be a getaway driver. When I, when it was snowing here recently, I went out to drive my car. I followed a Subaru. We spent 20 minutes doing donuts in the Tesco car park.

Subrues are great They're very reliable And they're cool And if he's Even he's a car guy He likes them So he's got my respect They're great cars

And like Cars have always a race of money You'll never ever Get anything back from cars It's like He knows what's up Let him just know what's up It's cool

I'm going to buy Subaru And I'm going to bully Jamie Into buying one too Well Jim I know you're quite passionate About Subaru's What's your test? on the Forrester 2001 for example it depends what you're going for sort of thing what's he going for sort of thing yeah what's he going for sort of thing

kind of a sort of cool but not trying too high but also the best in the world sort of vibe right so if you're going for best of the world I'd say but underplayed as well right yeah no especially my point hits even more home um go for Toyota Yaris every time it's going to be better it's going to be better than Subaru forest is how many Toyota Yaris could you buy for this price for what how much did this person say they bought the Subaru for which one forester the forest is 2100 that that's that's reasonable for any car yeah that's really reasonable about two thousand one hundred dollars yeah that's nothing

well it depends you could get about 21 Toyota Yaris you know your your Toyota you bought for cheap 21 did you say yeah well I think it depends where this person lives because if they live in like a place that gets snow-woft and then yeah the super is the best car you could ever buy like it depends that's with cars it all depends of what you're going to use it for and where you live like Toyota Yaris is a good but two booze are better

I'm sorry but I can't agree you're only saying that because you own one no I yes oh I you know what I'd actually forgotten that I own one well I know we've been stuck in our houses for this long but I just like the imagery of

20 pisses in like a garage 21 pissers Yeah, but they all have to be the same colour All a little bit fucked Yeah, all with different parts missing You need to have one for every day of the month They all add up to one okay car But that's financially viable, you see

So I don't think people need to realise of cars That they, you just drive them until they die doesn't matter what it is just drive it until it dies and then buy another one buy a pisser yeah just live life pisser to pisser

pisser that would be a good name but I don't think YouTube would like that one as much pisser to pisser dick to dick whew and that's episode 30 of the Corncast any final words for the jarlings out there Fuck Keep your dingles in check

Yeah Don't let the dingle-lingle The dingle-lingle Would be a good name as well But do you think YouTube likes dingle I could test it No YouTube's fine with dingle Yeah maybe they don't mind dingle too much

The dingle lingle Thank you.