JAR Media Posdact - Jordans BEEF - JARCast Episode 345

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good afternoon and evening to the ladies and the gentlemen. This is JAR Media episode 345. It is October. It is spooky. It is freaky. This is the month to make amends for all your bad deeds. Before Santa doesn't give you your present. This is the Jarcast
Starting point is 00:00:32 I'm James, Alex and Jamie It's a bit of a chaotic one today It's October Never been scarier Never been scarier And you're a piece of like that It makes it so much scarier Yeah
Starting point is 00:00:48 Because it's like the haunting effect As they say Never been scarier So this is the pre-cast Before we go to the King's Arms And give ourselves PTSD post-traumatic suction disorder
Starting point is 00:01:03 when you've had too many goes on a sucky joy post do you think the goons and gounettes have sucku-dries how would a goonet use a succu-dry um backwards
Starting point is 00:01:23 Invert it They'll have to get in touch And tell us how a gounet uses a saku joy Well, there's millions of gounettes out there Well, there's clearly more than one Yeah I know, I don't, I'm not going to shame any jarling gooners I am
Starting point is 00:01:46 But if you're jarling gounet Let us know There must be at least one why let's hope not well there's 100% goon there's ex gooners and gooners yeah and i wish there wasn't
Starting point is 00:02:01 if if if we're responsible for this booming popularity we've got to take fucking control if you are a guina and you are hearing my words at this very moment hear my words stop
Starting point is 00:02:17 look at yourself you're just going to make them suicidal look at yourself in the mirror like in you know, the movie where they build the house on the burial ground. I was thinking, look at yourself like in Nightcrawler with Joe Gyllenall. Look at yourself as taxi driver from the famous movie Taxi. Yep, that's exactly what I was thinking. Just like how I was thinking how we've got to thank those Jail Media patrons
Starting point is 00:02:43 that make the audio version of the show possible and get their names read out. If they're a dibbyter above. They can actually see you what their donations do, to the cast we get nice trippy uniforms this is relaxed I like this is the first time we've all been in our smoking jackets I don't smoke
Starting point is 00:03:03 my disposable vapes have been banned I can't use them anymore your vaping jacket yeah my vaping jacket I'm the only one no I'm not the only one who's ever smoked on the car so I think James has had a few puffs of a cigar I did a fake cigarette back in the day oh yeah funny
Starting point is 00:03:20 there's one more of those left If I don't want it. We didn't know. We smoked John the Andrew Tate mockery episode. The Hustler University episode. Yeah. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Jai University. Those were the days. It was like a few months again. A few months ago. It was like blush. So you know what guys? Did you just remember we're three months away from December. Three months.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Not really because it's like the end of September. Yeah. October, November. December. Yeah, that's the, that's the third month. So we're three months away from January. No, we're four months away from January. Because four would be January.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Well, no, then we're not away from it. Then we're in it. Exactly. Yep, we're all doing sober October. I'm not. I don't do any sober for anything. Yeah, we're doing sober October, aren't we guys? Why are you smoking?
Starting point is 00:04:17 Mr. Huh? I'm sober all the time. you've got two vices on the go right now here's a question how how is it possible to be sober all the time well you eat an m&m that's not that's got nothing to do with so biotty why not there's no there's no fucking emm-and-m do you need an m-and-m there's no liking things and wanted to treat them are the ingredients in m&Ms necessary there's nobody nobody refers to themselves as sober when they've stopped eating m&Ms
Starting point is 00:04:50 nobody does do that that's not what I'm saying I'm sober I can't have anything we call ourselves sober when when we stop drinking alcohol yeah so Alex and smoking or and Alex is doing them both
Starting point is 00:05:05 I'm not smoking it's an insert it's AI it's not no you can't use have you seen the new generation of AI photos no people think it's real it's like six cats and it says gay sex yeah that's I haven't seen that one And that's the new meme.
Starting point is 00:05:23 So now every fucking tech, bro, when a person wants Instagram engagement bake money, post something that's like a dog that says funny or slur. And he gets likes. It's over. It's over. I'll tell you what's over, man. I've got a story to tell you guys.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Oh, God. The housekeeping section of the show is over. As soon as we're in October and it's kind of scary months, something scary has happened to me. I don't I'm like a victim in a horror movie over here Oh yeah, this A victim in a horror movie
Starting point is 00:05:59 Yeah I've had my identity stolen How did that make you feel? Awful Really? Well yeah, because it's like The past two, three days have been like Oh my god
Starting point is 00:06:16 I get back from Canada and then I start getting letters, right? Nothing to do with being in Canada. It just happened to be timed perfectly with that. I'm getting all these letters, like, one from a phone company, right? Oh, um, uh, hello, you owe 44 quid, actually. And if you don't pay it, then your contract is over and your credit's going to go down the drain. And I'm like, wait a minute, I don't have an O2 contract. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:06:47 Hmm. And then the next day I get another letter, this time from a bank. Not west. It wasn't that west, but it was a bank I don't have and don't operate under. And in the letter it said, We previously shut down your account because we thought there were fraudulent activities going on, but now you are free to use your account. Oh
Starting point is 00:07:17 But this one wasn't addressed to you, was it? It was my address, but a different name. So I only opened the letter because the day before I got the fraudulent one, which was under all my details. But this one was my house. Yeah. But a different name.
Starting point is 00:07:43 So I figured, I opened it and it was a fraud letter. from the bank, yeah saying we've reopened it because we thought it was fraudulent but actually it's all good sort of thing you can now use your account so that's what I've been doing the past two three days is just calling up these
Starting point is 00:08:01 various companies being like yeah I got a report of fraud I guess do you have any idea how this has happened no idea have you been hacked I mean I've been online for a long time I'm sure at some point
Starting point is 00:08:22 a company I've used as my data they probably sold it somewhere blah blah blah blah blah there's probably something out there yeah fraudsters have been my assumption is fraudsters have been using my details in order to move money around various bank accounts get phones phone contracts under my name
Starting point is 00:08:42 so then they can open accounts to put more money in and it's just it's just moving money yeah cleaning money you can basically say you're cleaning money yeah so that's been my experience the past few days did you have to call the police no they wouldn't care they would not do anything about it so yeah been like it makes you paranoid man yeah yeah i can imagine so like i'm i'm on the phone talking to i think is this phone company right and midway through the conversation i'm like hold up what if what if what if this is what if the thing that like letters that they sent me a fake and it was something to trick me in order to cool up to confirm my details so they can get
Starting point is 00:09:24 more details from me which you almost succumbed to if I wasn't in the room at the time they got a call from a bank about it well yeah a lot a lot when was that a few years ago it last year was it last year yeah it might have been longer um no it's last year but that was that was a fraud attempt that didn't get this far. Yeah. Where it was, yeah, a bank calling up. They were, they were trying to scare me by saying that we've noticed some kind of suspicious activity on your account.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Can you confirm your details? And in order to protect your account, can you remove this sum to this account in order to protect it? When it got to that point, that's when you know it's like, if they're asking you to move money around, it's obviously fraud. the bank's not going to get you to do that. Yeah, the banker would just be like, oh, we'll move it for you. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:15 So that never went anywhere. So I was thinking, is it like those fraudsters who have like, they've been like waiting? Yeah. They've got the next tech. So yeah, that's, it's kind of a bummer. It's like such a like, man, humanity can be such assholes. Yeah. And it, it seems a lot of effort to scam to this.
Starting point is 00:10:41 degree it was so they wouldn't do it if it didn't work yeah obviously um but when when you're putting in that amount of effort it's it's like the the top end bank heasters you know like we've talked about many moons ago the the crazy bank heist where like people dug tunnels and stuff and it's like well if if you utilize this intelligence legitimately right you could probably make the same amount of money um no but these are whole like networks organized systems using technology to scam people trick people yeah it goes deep it goes quite the difference with these ones though is that the scam's already been done like they're doing something they just needed a patsy in order to like use the info in order to create a bank account i guess used my
Starting point is 00:11:40 information probably put some money into an accountant and are just moving money around if I had to guess yeah I guess it's harder to track cash if you're like moving it bank account bank account back like it's going to be really you're probably part of the process where you know there's the those um like Instagram post Facebook post whatever where you know these gangs post things like if you want like 5 10k oh Craigslist is full of those it's those things because you you're basically giving them an account where they're laundering money into you're all like that account's been created
Starting point is 00:12:13 as like a middle point for those yeah yeah I've seen those before on Craigsys where it's like I need to move 10 grand you can keep two of it if you just let me put it in yeah there's been advice have done shit on it you can easily find the details of that process but that's like
Starting point is 00:12:28 that is that situation where that you're like a middle point and you don't you're unaware it's just happening in the background of your information yeah yeah so I've like checked over like my various bank accounts and stuff and there's nothing I've seen suspicious um weird this fly it's been in the house for like days just die I thought they only live like three days maybe you had children yeah it probably has it's probably a nest but yeah what was they
Starting point is 00:12:55 saying fraudsters not much fun man and it's only gonna get crazier because I'm like with that one that James was referencing when they appear on your phone It's like, it says it's the bank. It's VoIP. It's, uh, you can just change that. Exactly. Yeah. So it's like, what can I even trust anymore?
Starting point is 00:13:16 And I like, I was, I went into the Twitter DMs of one of these big phone companies, um, asking like, is this even, these letters even legitimate? And they were like, don't worry. These letters are legitimate. I can confirm that the fraud has been reported and it's been passed on to the fraud team. So that was like, uh, uh, Okay, so at least the letters were real Because I found You start like Googling
Starting point is 00:13:44 Like the numbers that are on the letter And I found a thread from like 2018 It was like someone on Twitter Had posted pictures Of the exact letters I got And they were like My wife keeps getting these letters And it's clearly like fake or something
Starting point is 00:14:00 So I'm like yeah It's like going down this rabbit hole of fear What do you believe? So yeah my only fear is like it's going to affect my credit somehow that's my fear because it's like if it's under my name I guess they don't have any of my bank details
Starting point is 00:14:16 but yeah I don't think it won't as long as they don't have my bank details I guess but it's just the fear of it being attached to my name my address like that sucks it really sucks do you know what I'm saying this on the subject we need to thank the people
Starting point is 00:14:32 we don't know who they are we never will but there are people who go on these websites of like who called me and they actually comment ennominiously saying I got this call then it was a scam yeah
Starting point is 00:14:44 those are the actual like real life fucking wobbing hoods because they you'll find some really obscure numbers there'll be one guy just like scam and like because
Starting point is 00:14:54 I fucking who called me my own fucking dad's number because I didn't fucking know it and I was just like I'll get no results who the fuck is it and I picked up and then my dad was like hello
Starting point is 00:15:05 hello That's the one positive, though, is that because I'm getting these letters, they have, like, these specific, yeah, paper trail, these specific reference numbers. So I call up this bank, and I'm like, I got a report of fraud right now. And he's like, oh, I think you've got the wrong number. But I'm like, explain the story. And then he's like, hold up. Give me the, is there a reference number on there? And I'm like, yeah, I got it right here.
Starting point is 00:15:30 And he's like, okay, I've reported this. We're going to close that bank account ASAP. Don't you worry, my friend. um so that was that was something at least so but now i'm just like waiting for the post each day like oh what company is it going to be next yeah using my details i'm not going to sit on myself i've been pretty paranoid about this for like probably since 2016 2017 um trying to be cautious about it but yeah there's just so much information out there there's so many websites just selling your personal data for money um do you know what i have a
Starting point is 00:16:07 tactic to avoid scams on phones. Don't pick up ever. Never pick up any number. But I can't sometimes. Like today, right, the boiler man came. They call you to say that they're nearby. I got to know when they're coming. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:28 You know? Like there's certain things like that where it's like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. It's a luxury not everyone can afford. It's also probably because I have nothing going on my life and I don't actually need to pick up the phone at all. So, like, sometimes you're waiting for a phone call from a company, from the boiler man, from something like this, a builder, a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, no, I get that.
Starting point is 00:16:48 But it's just like, if I see a number and I don't know, I just don't pick up ever. I tend to, yeah, or now I'm getting quite good at, like, yeah, you just answer it and you can tell pretty quick. Yeah. Like, based on what they say, based on if it's like a robot, whatever. I had a weird one recently that was like a robot voice but it was it was not a robot voice it was definitely someone speaking
Starting point is 00:17:18 but they were impersonating it they were like the technology they used it was someone's voice that had been recorded but it was sensitive to me talking it was really really bizarre like I picked up the phone
Starting point is 00:17:38 what were they trying to get from you um I can't remember it might have just been like I often get people calling about like oh you can get this month free of O2
Starting point is 00:17:55 just uh join this competition and sign up for X or Y and then like while they're calling me, I get a text from O2 saying someone's trying to access your account, like, here's your one-time code, don't tell anyone. And they're like, what's your one-time code for this special deal?
Starting point is 00:18:15 And I'm like, yeah, see you. But this one was like, it, it heard me talk, stopped when, mm-hmm, and then carried on talking. And yeah, it was really weird. And like, the further this goes, if they get like, people you know if they can like emulate that's already happening yeah that's already happening
Starting point is 00:18:40 they're getting old people by getting like a Facebook message from who's someone claiming to be their son or daughter or whatever someone related to them like saying I'm in trouble like I really need this cash now and people panic they're not thinking because they're freaked out they move some money
Starting point is 00:18:59 and it's too late by then yeah yeah it's older people who have no grasp on tech it's the younger people have no grasp on tech well that too yeah it's just everyone it's only gonna get crazier honestly when snoop dog calls you up and you're like it's just snoop oh my god
Starting point is 00:19:19 oh my god snoop's calling me i've made it snoop needs five grand so he can pay his cousin something shit my I abandoned one of my bank accounts right like years ago because they kept charging me for my overdraft and I was like, fuck you fuck off. So I made it completely,
Starting point is 00:19:37 I just completely abandoned it. I got like an email from them and maybe to go like, you know, there's new charges being added to your account. Yeah, charge to log in and the, the details are all linked to a phone number
Starting point is 00:19:48 I don't have anymore. So I'm like, whatever. Can't get into it, don't care. Did you actually go into your overdraft? No, no, no, the account's been empty. For years. Do you think you should go into the bank though and like,
Starting point is 00:20:02 No, that bankcloth's effort, fuck that. Can't that affect your credit? If you're in like an overdraft? I'm not in an overdraft. I changed accounts because I kept going into overdraft because I kept buying shit I didn't need. Anime statues. Oh, I was looking that far back.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Yeah, that's how far back. So I abandoned it. And I got Barclays. Barclays is good. And I don't use those accounts. But I got an email saying, you know, charges on your account. Like, okay. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:20:30 But this got me thinking, right? I've had it I've had this like chip on my shoulder about this movie right identity thief you're talking about it like a 2013 movie right I watched it around the time it came out and I thought this is it's not a funny premise in fact it's just like kind of nasty and they're playing it up for humor but I never had like that personal connection you know where now I feel like justified I feel justified like no this ain't funny there's nothing funny about it
Starting point is 00:21:02 this Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman. Who do you think you are? Written by Craig Mason, the guy wrote Chernobyl in The Last of Us TV show. Credited on there? He wants to hide this stuff. I know you wrote identity thief, Craig. Motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Cut it out. See, I'd be upset about my identity if they were doing lame stuff with it. If they were doing bombastic shit, that's like, oh, that's kind of crazy, I'll be like, good. They'd like, bought a private jet. So you'd respect it if they were like gambling in Las Vegas. Vegas with no I'd be like stop gambling my money you can't if they're doing shit that is a bit mental what if they won loads of money and gave you a bit I
Starting point is 00:21:41 fine I don't care Robin Hooded it yeah like they won 100 grand and they give you like 20 grand oh fuck yeah here's a theoretical if if if you had like a bunch of money stolen yeah let's say a quarter of all of the money you have yeah and then you You, like, personally track down the person who stole it. And they're like, yeah, I opened this orphanage with it. Would you want it back? What do you do then? Kill all the orphans, children.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Burn it to the ground. Okay, what if they, you find them, and they're just driving around in a Lamborghini? Bust the Lamborghini up? Yes, I don't find a Molotov cocktail through the fucking open. I think... Put a potato in the exhaust, yeah. It's not going to do anything, but...
Starting point is 00:22:30 I think all... Lamborghinis, all Ferraris, all... Actually, you know, fries have a little bit of a place. For who, rich people? No, as in, they kind of have a culture and a history to them, you know? I like that. Well, the Italian culture and history? Well, the...
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah. I'm in Italy right now. Oh my God. You are. Are you in a Ferrari? I'm throwing miles of cocktails at them. at them. Beep that.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I actually saw, you know, just, I think it was Facebook, whatever. And there was this guy posting and he was like, I sold this Ferrari last week. And it's just a video of these guys on my pads drive out to this Ferrari. Steal it. Fucking half a quarter of a million Ferrari just gets stolen. But like, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:23:22 How do you fence a Ferrari? The way of what I know the car smuggling, theft rings work is that there are these like group chats where it's like this car's wanted people will just hunt down and find the cars and then drop them into a location and get paid that's how like simple it is like GTA fucking shit
Starting point is 00:23:42 really yeah that's crazy yep so it's just like one of five yeah 40 that's an extreme example 812 is what this video was there'll be there'll be lords in these group chats and they'll be like they'll find one and they will get it
Starting point is 00:23:58 and this thing is It's like, if someone wants a car, it doesn't matter, they're going to get it. It's like, like, all of the new Merk, um, Audi's and Volkswagen's are stolen so frequently because they're so easy to steal and they're worth like 50K. It's why I've like... How are they so easy to steal? You can just copy the fob through the door and just get in it. Like, they're extremely easy to steal.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Mr. Robot, them. Yeah, it's easy. It's like why I'm like, I'm way more confident now that nobody's going to steal my car because, hey, you can't really do anything with it. And B, what's the point? Steal an Audi. My free Grand Nissan isn't worth stealing. It's still a fucking Audi off the street.
Starting point is 00:24:38 It's easy. It's funny you mention watchdogs because I think about like the... I don't really like the game Watch Dogs really at all. But there's something cool about the idea about that feature that was in that game where as you're walking around, you could see like... You're like hacking into everyone's personal details, right? And you can see like their job, their bank balance and all this kind of stuff. Kind of a cool idea.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Yeah. And sometimes I like walk around as if I'm Aiden Pierce, you know, like, just picturing, like, what's in your bank account? Yeah, do you think that, though? You, because I, I just, I just look at someone and I'm like, I know what you drive. Like, I just stereotype people and know what they drive. That's like my little watchdog skill. But there's this YouTube channel that's getting quite popular right now that it's like, it's like five white people and one secret black person. It's quite a fun channel
Starting point is 00:25:33 What the fuck is she doing? But there was one that was like One Secret Millionaire This kind of stuff So it's trying to Yeah It's like making a point I guess about like Don't judge a book
Starting point is 00:25:43 By its cover type thing But yeah I like thinking about that I like picturing That I'm the Aiden Pierce Beet boop Yeah Changing the traffic lights
Starting point is 00:25:55 I think that That concept could have been Utilized in a Yeah If it wasn't an Ubisoft game Yeah Yeah, because there's, there's so, like, morally, it's, you shouldn't be doing that. No, it's invasive, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:11 It's horribly invasive, but the game never addresses that. Well, no, you, Aidan Pierce. Yeah, you, you watch some people doing some, like, crazy stuff. In fact, he wears a cap kind of just like this, and he's kind of wearing a trench coat just like this. I mean, uh... Aiden? Is that you, Aidan? Classic video game character
Starting point is 00:26:31 Aiden Okay, it's me Aiden No one remembers Aiden No one cares about Aiden Well if we're done with identity theft There's a hypothetical I want to ask you guys Something I've been thinking about All right
Starting point is 00:26:48 Thinking about deep You know You know Mozart for babies right Yeah it makes them smarter You know this I don't know if it's like a wife's tale Or whatever like this idea that if you play Mozart for a baby
Starting point is 00:27:01 or like a pregnant belly if you like play Mozart into it it like oh yeah the meme the meme it's a meme format it's in the Incredibles yeah like it Jack Jack the idea is that it's like giving
Starting point is 00:27:14 them a head start somehow but I'm thinking like okay give me three musicians three bands three musical artists that would do the inverse
Starting point is 00:27:29 that would absolutely like destroy a baby okay well this is the thing like if Mozart makes it smart what does playing black IPs do to that baby
Starting point is 00:27:38 no no no I think yeah that is one god's I think there's different there's actually there's two ways to think of this there's like making them weird and there's actually
Starting point is 00:27:50 killing them because if you if you played like nine inch nails death grips you're just their head would fucking explain Or would it actually make them smarter than the Mozart?
Starting point is 00:28:03 Mm. Unintended side effect. That's the question. Hmm. Something crazy. Oh, I'd have to... I haven't got my phone on me. Yeah, there's something disturbing.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Um... The Annihilation soundtrack. Yeah, that's a good shout. Well, what's going to happen if you're blasting Imagine Dragons that baby? Oh, they're just going to be gruff and be normal. That's just an average person. You're blasted Imagine Dragons, you're blasting Coldplay, you're blasting Adele. Normal.
Starting point is 00:28:43 That's how you create the most normal baby ever born. I would blast like a real mix, a real hardcore mix. You want to, you can like pick and choose what kind of personal attitude traits. So it's like if you If you want your son to be a terrible person Like Kanye Then you know like Kero Kero Benito
Starting point is 00:29:06 That's if you want them to be an indie Art Girl No That's how you create like a Fascistia Perth Yeah I like them Yeah no yeah
Starting point is 00:29:16 Hmm You are you just like what would Like anxiety Mombasa In the Inception Soundtrack something really stressful the fucking
Starting point is 00:29:29 fucking Baltus is theme in it on the course that's how you make a warrior man yeah you just blast like Dark Souls 1 boss music the gargoyles yeah
Starting point is 00:29:39 they like come out really hardy and just ready to like overcome anything like they're a perfectly square head they just come out looking like the Dark Souls character creator like
Starting point is 00:29:50 oh Aiden Piers the Watchdogs theme Yeah, how does that do If you want them to be a fucking Absolute Vagina, Drake Drake Drake and fucking Turn them into a lesbian, that's for sure
Starting point is 00:30:08 You're a lesbian girl, me too Or like Drake was fucked up There's also the option, I guess, of like You could play them a podcast, of course That's audio Normal episode What would happen to a
Starting point is 00:30:25 baby that you just have the normal episode on repeat. That's the first thing they're hearing. That's how they get. They'd have like 50 different personalities. They'd just have like they be a fucking mess. His first word would be, I'm Brett. I'm chat.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Well, you just do the JAR trio. You do the normal episode, like the Cowie episode to like make that chaos part of. You can make each member of Jha a different personality. If you were like Elon Musk rich you could like do that like you could get hold of like three babies easy
Starting point is 00:30:58 right and just adoption I'm sure Elon Musk you could get if he really wants it has that many you already going well yeah true you could just forge your own babies I guess but then you take those babies and you do you do like controlled experiments right yeah different environments you're just like you blast the normal episode for one
Starting point is 00:31:14 the Curry episode for one we'll still for a chaos episode yeah just something crazy and just see like how that affects their development you know like babies raised on podcasts
Starting point is 00:31:27 they have no other all that it's like old boy you know they're like trapped in this one room that only allowed this like one source
Starting point is 00:31:35 information you know an old boy he learns how to like fight he learns all these like skills what
Starting point is 00:31:40 that poor baby just learns how to make a banging podcast I think they end up like actually mentally ill yeah
Starting point is 00:31:53 you give them all like once once they're of age you give them a mic and then you start letting them record their own content and that's how Andrew Tate came to power so if that that baby who's been brought up on podcast has a baby do they play their own
Starting point is 00:32:09 podcast to their own baby yeah it's like a cycle incestuous almost so what what happens like a few generations down of this podcast what surely it's like the actual
Starting point is 00:32:23 regression of humanity. This is where we go backwards. But no critical thoughts, just podcast. Content. Just content. That would be an awesome like, that would be an awesome experiment, wouldn't it? You could have like the room with like the Joe Rogan baby,
Starting point is 00:32:39 the room of the list of the Lex Friedman baby, the whatever podcast baby. Like, just go crazy with it. No, to be fair, the Joe Rogan one would probably be the most entertained because he's got that many podcasts. They never get through them. Yeah, he'd have the most content. Yeah, never have to make his own content
Starting point is 00:32:54 He'd be ripped He'd be all into like hunting Yeah He or she Maybe that's how hard times make hard men And hard men make good times Maybe that's the On that note
Starting point is 00:33:14 I saw that Like God bless his fucking soul man Jordan Peterson His His his Twitter stuff is getting more and more and hinged by the day
Starting point is 00:33:26 he's fucking losing it there was one I saw of like it was like is it the fucking Sesame Street one way he's just like he beat he has beef with this with Sesame Street was that the worm thing from was that that one?
Starting point is 00:33:39 I don't know he's just like he's a fucking liar he talks like Elmo he does talk like Elmo but I was sent one earlier and I was like is that is that real um
Starting point is 00:33:49 the man's were playing too much fucking Sky remember it's fucking he's why is he on beef with Elmo the worm don't know let me see if I can find it here it's all these people are dying at this um oh yeah I found it I found it so yeah it was a Sesame Street thing it was just Sesame Street saying posting a happy birthday slimy like this little worm thing and he quote tweeted it saying go to hell well I'll show you There's more.
Starting point is 00:34:23 There's more that even more on hinge ones. Why? There's worse. There's worse going. He may be small, but he holds a ginormous place in our hearts.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Happy birthday, Slimy. We love you. Go to hell! It's like the least offensive thing. It's the innocent thing I've ever seen. It's a worm. He's an hinged.
Starting point is 00:34:48 There's more. There's worse. That man is fascinating. yeah it's the beef the beef has actually fucked his head yeah the beef's gone to his head is the beef and whatever whatever it was on in russia when he was there was he on some like lean beef he was life-saving support of worth wasn't it like what was the deal with him
Starting point is 00:35:08 he was addicted to this was a couple years back like 2020 21 22 he was like yeah he was like in really bad shape um was this pretty or post beef? Pre-beat?
Starting point is 00:35:24 Post-beef? He's been on the beef thing for like years, supposedly. Him and his daughter. And he had to go to Russia for some reason to pay for some drug thing in order to treat me.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Because he got addicted to pain killers. Yeah, painkillers. He really is Max Payne. Max Peterson. Max Peterson. right so so then he went to russia to i guess i guess he could have got that treatment in canada or america but he decided to go to
Starting point is 00:36:01 russia got some kind of experimental treatment and ever since then he's been like crazy and like every every two every two sentences he's like in tears like yeah he's gone that's that's the only thing i ever see of jordan peterson now it's like so how are you doing these days and then he just cried. Fine. You know we're fine? I will never be able to get over the fucking
Starting point is 00:36:29 dungeon, the gung-sack dungeon tree, man. That shit is fucking... That is like... All of his credibility died in that one tweet, yeah. Look what the CCP are doing to the people. He's actually full on addicted
Starting point is 00:36:45 to Twitter. Are they all there? He can't stop. He's Canadian Kanye. it's not on is it it's not on at least but at least he is somewhat funny in his derangedness all the others are just cringe yeah he like he does harm in his shit but at least he's he posts some funny things it's cartoonish it doesn't even seem like a real person no there's no comedy with like ben Shapiro no there is he's pretty funny the fucking treats he makes
Starting point is 00:37:21 by his sisters like, well, you're on something. I feel like, yeah, the Ben Shapiro thing, like the comedy with it
Starting point is 00:37:28 peaked, but it's kind of at a low right now. Yeah. Yeah. Whereas the Jordan, he's coming out with these Sesame Street tweets.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah, the man's going to be angry. He just, he's dreaming of the Chinese goon caves. Yeah, that's located in Britain. It's almost like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:37:44 it's almost like he wants it to be his reality. The man just needs to admit to his fantasies. Because you know, if, if he found, out that that was real he'd be off to China
Starting point is 00:37:53 no Israel in a heartbeat yeah he just milk to death you just have to come to England to get milk to death because the government milk you and the fucking dominatrix is due too yeah yeah that mean that that that man ironically
Starting point is 00:38:13 needs some like psychiatric help some CBT Chinese CBT He's tried the Russian CBT And it just made him crazy CBM Cock and Bull milking
Starting point is 00:38:32 I don't think it's torture for the person in the goon sack Not for Peterson JBP Jordan B I don't know I'm sometimes it's like a South Park character like that has come out of the screen
Starting point is 00:38:53 yeah yeah it's but like if you saw it on South Park it would be like this is ridiculous yeah this is too far yeah you're being dumb now it's like that was
Starting point is 00:39:03 one of my ex colleagues who's not in a different department he is a Joel and B Peterson fan for his like other his education his lane he knows his psychology stuff yeah and I talk to him by it
Starting point is 00:39:14 and I'd always drop in I'd unconsciously say Jordan beef pieces. I never realized it knew if he picked up on it and it just straight out of my head. I was talking to someone about this recently where I'm like, do you actually believe that beef thing? Do you seriously,
Starting point is 00:39:30 three meals a day, all he's eating his steak? 100% beef. No, there's no way you can survive. Yeah, surely he would be dead. He's getting, after years. It's not just him, it's him and his daughter as well.
Starting point is 00:39:43 And his daughter has a successful podcast. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because that's what that hilarious clip recently of the thing, because he's got to, like, go through some kind of deposition over his teaching credentials. Yeah. He's got to go through some kind of, like, internet training thing. Yeah, because, yeah, for the position he's in.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yeah. And, yeah, that was revealed on his daughter's podcast, I think. But doesn't he also have a podcast? Do all of them a podcast? They all do, yeah. We have a podcast. How are you meant to watch all of this stuff? Well, like, most people, they're, like, watching Jarre every Monday.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Um, and then you've got, like, Joe Rogan every day. And then you've got, like... You've got your Lex Friedman's? You've got, like, Jay's and Logan Paul's? You don't know the Lex Friedman guy? No. Have you actually missed that one? I just, I know you've mentioned him.
Starting point is 00:40:42 I just can't picture. normal man. He's like that he's the overly kind man where his whole thing is like he's he's good faith to the point where it's like you have these people on your podcast and you you're just like I just think everyone should like love each other and just listen to each other or whatever. And it's like cute to a certain degree but it's also just like it's all it's like naive at a certain level. Yeah. Like you're just letting this guy eat beef three times a day. you can't let me but how is he alive I don't believe it he must have had some he probably drank my protein shakes or like some vegetable
Starting point is 00:41:24 you haven't had a leaf you haven't had a leaf in how many years yeah like how would he ever shit imagine shitting only beef only beef how would that come out your ass but also he says it's like
Starting point is 00:41:38 I'm pretty sure it's like unseasoned no sauce no fiber I guess okay can we do it Should we do the most mentally jaffing ever? Should we all go on the diet and see how long we cope? We won't be around for long. No, but we can see, we can, no, but we'll buy the shittest beef much.
Starting point is 00:41:56 You bulk, man. That's it too, like three steaks a day. No, do you think I, would you give up after a day? You like steak, we all love steak. How far do you think you would get in the beef pizza diet? I reckon I could maybe do a week. Jesus Christ Because I do enjoy
Starting point is 00:42:17 Stay, I do No, but I don't think Not after day two But not without seasoning it Without any Yeah, we're talking about The beef piece Can you like cook it with oil?
Starting point is 00:42:25 No Butter? No Just Beef Just beef Should I like see if I can find Like an article
Starting point is 00:42:33 About this beef Yeah, we need details On how he's cooking his beef Because there's no way He's just throwing beef in a pan Cooking it Three times a day No, he microwaves it
Starting point is 00:42:42 We have this been special Microwave beef Okay so I've got this article from the Atlantic The Jordan Pizza and All Meat Diet The famous psychologist and his daughter swear by a regimen Of eating only beef Restriction can provide a sense of order in a world of chaos But at what point does restriction become a disorder
Starting point is 00:43:10 I know how ridiculous it sounds Michaela Peterson told me recently by phone after a whirlwind of attention gathered around the 26 year old who is now offering dietary advice to people suffering with conditions like hers well not so much dietary advice is guiding people and eating only beef I'm sorry man this is
Starting point is 00:43:28 you can't be offering people dietary advice when you only eat beef also how do you get to that conclude like why do you choose beef? Yeah who told them about this who really started the beef move I bet it was like Kanye in a joke. Oh, I don't eat beef.
Starting point is 00:43:45 At first glance, Peterson, who's based in Toronto, could seem to be one of... He's in Toronto? You didn't see him? I should have linked up. Could seem to be one of the many emerging semi-celebrities with a miraculous story of self-healing who shows off postpartum weight loss in bikini Instagrams and sell one thing or another, a supplement or tonic or book or compression garment. Compression garment.
Starting point is 00:44:07 But Peter is taking the trend. An extra professional health advice to an extreme conclusion. She is not doing sponsored posts for health products, but actively selling one-on-one counseling. 75 bucks for half hour. For people who want... That is what makes it suspicious, though. Come on.
Starting point is 00:44:24 75 bucks for half hour. That's 150-pum per hour. Sign me the fuck off. I'm selling beef, boy. For the beef advice. People want to stop eating almost everything. Peterson seems to be reaching suffering people despite a lack of training or credentials in nutrition or medicine,
Starting point is 00:44:39 and perhaps because of that distinction. Her Instagram bio, for info on treating weight loss, depression, and autoimmune disorders with diet, check out my blog. The blog, which is called Don't Eat That, says at the top that many, if not most, health problems are treatable with diet alone. This is true, if at odds with the disclaimer at the bottom of the page, that her words are not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice diagnosis or treatment. Yeah, just eat your depressed, eat beef, make yourself more miserable. But why would you go to beef and not like chicken first or something? You know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Chicken is quite versatile. You know? Steak is like... Steak. There is so much evidence, abundant, copious evidence acquired over decades of work from scientists around the world that most people benefit from eating fruits, vegetables, nuts, beans and seeds. This appears to be largely because fiber in plants is important to the flourishing of the gut microbiome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:37 How is their microbiome? How was their gut microbiome... It'll be dead. Yeah. It doesn't exist. It's like the end. I ran this by some experts, just to make sure I wasn't missing anything
Starting point is 00:45:49 that might suggest a beef-salt diet is potentially something other than a bad idea. I learned that it was worse than I thought. Physiologically, it would be just an immensely bad idea. Jack Gilbert, the faculty director of the University of Chicago's microbiome center and a professor of surgery, told me during a recent visit to his lab. A terribly, terribly bad.
Starting point is 00:46:09 idea. Gilbert has done extensive research on how the trillions of microbes in our guts digest food and the look on his face when I told him about the all-beef diet was unamused. He began rattling off the expected ramifications. Your body would start to have severe dysregulation within six months of the majority of the process that deal with metabolism. You would have no short chain fatty acids in yourselves. Most of the byproducts of gastrointestinal fermentation would shut down. So you wouldn't be able to regulate your hormone levels, who'd enter into cardiac issues due to alterations in cell receptors, your microbiota would just be devastated.
Starting point is 00:46:47 While much of the internet has been following this story in a somewhat snide way, Gilbert appeared genuinely concerned and saddened. If she does not die of colon cancer or some other severe disease, the life, I can't imagine. There are few accounts of people having tried all beef diets, though all meat known as carnivory is slightly more common. Common. Earlier this month, inspired by the media conversation about the pizza approach. Alan Levinovitz, the author of The Gluten Lie, Tried Carnivary, eating only meat for two weeks. He did lose £7, which he attributes to eating fewer calories overall, because he eventually got tired of eating only meat. He missed snacking at coffee shops and browsing the local farmer's market and trying out new restaurants around town, cooking with his family and just generally enjoying food.
Starting point is 00:47:34 I was psychologically exhausted, Levinovitz told me. When he turned to omnivary, he gained the lost weight in four days. Peterson told me it took several weeks for her to get used to the beef-only approach and that the relief of her medical symptoms overpowers any sense of missing food. If even a tiny amount of anything else finds its way into her mouth, she will be ill, she says. This happens when she tries to eat an organic olive. And again recently when she was at a restaurant that put, pepper on her steak so yeah completely unseasoned jesus i was like whatever it's just pepper she told me then
Starting point is 00:48:10 she had a reaction that lasted three weeks and included joint pain acne and anxiety apart from having to exist in a world where the possibility of pepper exposure looms the only other social downside she notices is that she hates asking people to accommodate her diet she will usually eat before she goes to a dinner party she told me but then i'll go drink and enjoy the party drinkers in water question mark. I can also, strangely enough, tolerate vodka and bourbon. The idea that alcohol, one of the most documented toxic substances, is among the few things that Peterson's body will tolerate may be illuminating. It implies that when it comes to dieting, the inherent properties of the substances ingested can be less important than the eater's conceptualizations of them,
Starting point is 00:48:57 as either tolerable or intolerable, good or bad. What's actually therapeutic may be the act of elimination itself. That sounds like they're actually just... Do you think it's all bullshit then? Because that sounds actually impossible to... That is what I'm saying. How? That's ludicrous.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Yeah. Maybe they're meming. A beef only diet being that milk comes from beef. Maybe they're like... Maybe they just want people. to copy it and, like, just take them out. Yeah, they're going for, like, genocide. Unless it's, like, some psychological thing.
Starting point is 00:49:45 We're, like, they believe it so strongly. They manifest it. Yeah, it's, like, manifesting, and they're just, like, a biological anomaly. Yeah. Placebo is a powerful thing. I really like this state today. on steaklough of 3,000. If you see the clips of Jordan Peterson
Starting point is 00:50:05 talking about it, he is so upset that he eats beef every day. Yeah, he's been mind-fought. Yeah. Poor man. What is he with the white and all just being really creepy? Ben Shapiro has the weird thing of his sister. Jordan Peterson, he's beef.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Then you've got, Nick Frentas, who's just, like, can't admit that he loves boogers. Maybe that's why he's surviving. He's eating his boogers. That is probably likely. They just, they all need to admit their own little vices and just fucking get on with it. Yeah, they end up gooned on, like, some weird shit. To just not, to, like, maintain, like, societal values.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Like, just love men. There's a, there's a, there's a bit more in this article. Well, I have a negative story, said Peterson. Both Michaela and I noticed that when we restrict our diet and then ate something we weren't supposed to, the reaction was absolutely catastrophic. He gives the example of having had some apple cider and subsequently being incapacitated for a month by what he believes was an inflammatory response. You were done for a month? Question mark? Oh yeah, it took me out for a month. It was awful. Apple cider? What was it doing to you?
Starting point is 00:51:27 it produced an overwhelming sense of impending doom I seriously mean I seriously mean overwhelming there's no way I could have lived like that but see Michaela knew by then that would probably only last a month a month from fucking cider I didn't sleep that month for 25 days
Starting point is 00:51:46 I didn't sleep at all for 25 days no that's fucking bullshit I'll tell you how it's possible you lay in bed frozen in something approximating terror for eight hours and then you get up The longest recorded stretch of sleeplessness in a human is 11 days. That's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Witness by a Stanford research team. How is he saying this? No, this is bullshit. Oh my God, that's so edgy, man. That almost sounds like pathological, like lying. Yeah, there's no way the man's been awake for 26 days. Man, man probably is up for 10 hours and be like, I'm a little e-be-sleeping, and goes to sleep.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Jordan, shut up. While there is debate in the scientific community over just how much meat belongs in a human diet, it is impossible for all or even most humans to eat primarily meat. But production at the scale required to feed billions of humans, even at current levels of consumption, is environmentally unsustainable, is not even healthy from a theoretical evolutionary viewpoint. The microbiome of Gilbert explained to me, carnivores need to eat meat or else they'll die. Humans do not. The carnivore gastrointestinal tract is completely different from the human gastrointestinal tract.
Starting point is 00:52:57 tract, which is made up of a system designed to consume large quantities of complex fibres. What the Peterson's is selling is rather a sense of order and control. Science is about questions and self-help is about answers. A recurring idea in Jordan Peterson's book is that humans need rules. Its subtitle is an anecdote to chaos. Even if only for the sake of rules, Peterson discovered this through his own suffering, as when he was searching the world for the best surgeon to give his younger daughter a new hip.
Starting point is 00:53:24 In explaining how he dealt with Michaela's illness, he wrote, Existence and elimination are an extra, and, I can't read this man. Should he put a close on the pizza? He's using his patented big words. I can't, yeah, I can't. An extra bl blubly. An extra blubly. Alright, the last bit.
Starting point is 00:53:44 In a law of a strict code for eating, a way to divide the world into good foods and bad foods, angels and demons, maybe especially strong at time when order feels in short supply. Indeed, there is at least some benefit to be had from any and all dietary advice or rules for life So long as a person believes in them and so long as they provide a code that allows a person to feel good for having stuck with it And a cohort of like-minded adherence The challenge is to find a code that accords as best as possible with scientific evidence about what is good and bad And what is the best for the world That is insane the man's a bit mentally ill
Starting point is 00:54:23 and he should probably get the psychological help he needs but that genuinely does sound like mental illness he's no that's that there's no way you're bullshit in about sleep not sleeping with 26 days like why would you do that unless you're not so what is the truth then so like he's either
Starting point is 00:54:39 genuinely doing it and he's insane and he's somehow not died just through pure mental fortitude and I guess vodka and whiskey vodka steak that should die it He's, like, fibbing about this and just lying. Yeah, he's lying to salt. And on the down low, he's actually eating a more balanced diet.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Ice cream. Yeah, ice cream. I'm sorry, but if you have some apple cider and you can't sleep for 26 days because you're so overwhelmed with existential dread. Man just needs to stop being a Duma. Man just needs to leave politics and just kind of like, things he likes.
Starting point is 00:55:22 I have a shot of apple cider when my tummy hurty. Yeah. Yeah, it does the opposite. I'll be out for a week, have a bit of apple cider, and I'm cured. No, but I think he's talking about apple cider, the alcohol, not apple cider, the thing you drink to make yourself feel better. I thought it was apple cider vinegar. Yeah, I thought he said apple cider vinegar. Oh, why the fuck is man just having apple cider vinegar?
Starting point is 00:55:43 Maybe it was yummy. Maybe there was a sprinkling of it on some of his beak. Yeah, I get, I regularly get it. from a local farm shop wow what a way to be imagine like being a way to beef imagine being able to consume
Starting point is 00:56:01 not beef be normal should we need I think the only thing we can do is have him on the cast yeah but would people get angry because we're giving him a platform but it's just like we're talking about beef
Starting point is 00:56:15 yeah we're not talk about his weird political standards I've heard people talk about like the carnival diet before but even that That still includes, you know, broccoli, fibres. Milk? Yeah, milk. Like, you can live without milk, but not if you're only eating beef.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I wasn't expecting that to go into such a diatribe, but I'm actually, I've been, I've been ruminating about this for so long. And I'm just like, I don't, I'm sorry, I don't believe him. I don't. I don't believe you. Mm. I think that is a valid, like, conclusion to come to. because maybe if he was like yeah for every meal
Starting point is 00:56:55 I eat chicken and broccoli yeah you know yeah I could believe that I could believe that but beef just beef like get some green beans on there
Starting point is 00:57:10 you know something like something to make your body function no come up but the thing is he doesn't so he can't drink any of alcohol but whiskey and vodka vodka.
Starting point is 00:57:22 So it's like the best thing of beef is red wine. He can't even enjoy that. His life actually sounds fucking miserable. Yeah. Also, was the vodka in the diet before he went to Russia?
Starting point is 00:57:34 Ask the Russians. Does that mean you can't have gin because of the botanicals? Might be a bit of cider vinegar in there. Might be a hint of lime. Surely if your body is
Starting point is 00:57:46 so starred. For six months? if your body's that starved or just kind of everything shouldn't surely get to a point of touching it like send you into a coma like you just touch
Starting point is 00:57:58 your fucking grape and you just die if he touches grass he will die but that's the part that makes me so suspicious of it though is like
Starting point is 00:58:06 not only you live in this life but you're charging in order to tell people to also live like the secrets of it yeah the secrets to a point
Starting point is 00:58:17 like yeah just eat your balanced diet and you eat absolutely also just have like vegetables and carbs and some fruit and other meats no
Starting point is 00:58:32 well okay let's let's make a promise to the job listeners we will have Jordan Peterson on we will we'll get him on next episode next episode he'll be here that's a promise you can tweet at James
Starting point is 00:58:45 if yeah if it doesn't go through Twitter with me I'll Winston talked to Jordan I'll work out of them Get a Jordan That Jordan
Starting point is 00:58:54 Coalition Yeah Yeah We're hoping to be adopted By that giant Right wing company anyway Oh Daily Wire Daily Wire
Starting point is 00:59:05 No we're not JAR on the daily wire Yeah You just make it Like an LLLC and just siphon all the money Out of the Daily Wire And then
Starting point is 00:59:16 Yeah Let's fraud the daily wire. You know the daily wire makes like hundreds of millions of dollars? Yeah, so they've got a little... Yeah, so they got a couple mill So why don't we just do the smart attic and send them an invoice? Send him an invoice that we like cleaned a building and see if they pay it.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Like that guy did with Google. Did he do it and it worked? No, he got recently caught because he was like charging them for like cleaning a part of their office for like 10 plus years monthly and they never realized he just doesn't. He just started email, invoicing them. They paid it and kept paying it.
Starting point is 00:59:53 That's an initiative, right there. Yeah, that's... But it's just like, he's not done any for it on. Besides, it could be in Ford. Yeah. He's just seen an opportunity, and he has... Grasped it. Yeah, so we should do it at the daily wire and see how much you can siphon out of them.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. I've been doing it. Wait you think I got this nice little fresh trip on, man. Thanks, um... Yeah, baby, yeah, baby Yeah, baby Fuck you, get out of here
Starting point is 01:00:27 No, we're not done yet Huh? We're not done yet We still got to go to the Twitter questions Oh, I forgot about this as a question We've been talking about Jordan B Peterson for fucking 50 minutes There's my phone going on, it's here I don't have Twitter anymore
Starting point is 01:00:42 You don't need Twitter anymore You don't need anything anymore, actually Are you gonna get at the future? though, get its right. How am I going to watch the drama media podcast to put down on YouTube? Can you get out of the shorts function? Can you ban yourself on it?
Starting point is 01:00:58 Okay, let's do like a fire round, I guess. Okay. What do you call it, short? Fire, fire round. Fucking bullshit. P.K. Fire. Fuck you. At Heavy Evil says,
Starting point is 01:01:09 any time in life, have you fallen out of love with any of your hobbies? Did you rekindle that love or was it replaced with something else? Happy gaming. Cars. From 17 to 21. Really?
Starting point is 01:01:24 Yeah, I was in a car guy, I was like, I rode a motorbike, had no interesting cars, because I was all about my future and whatnot. And what fucking no one was. I actually wasted, I could have bought every car I wanted for like 2P because they were shit and worthless, but now they were 30 fucking grand. Honestly, I'd go back to that time, beat the shit out of myself. Yeah. I'd give...
Starting point is 01:01:46 Always chase the things you desire. Yeah, no, chase dreams. Don't chase anything else. Chase dreams. But yeah, I have my hobby. It's good. Stresses me out constantly. My car might sound, smells like it's catching fire.
Starting point is 01:02:02 I'm at Jarja Media says, Need to know the boys' favourite Fortnite skins. Chunli. I like the ones on Fortnite guining buds. Chumny. That picture, that, that, that Chunley fucking picture, that, that Chunley fucking picture showed you. is the thumbnail.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Pump fucking goon spend. Yeah, dude, we'll get like 300k views. Uh, at Billy Pet Rock 12, said, when was the last time you had Gregs? And did you throw up because I did for some reason? Um, gonna be honest, we've talked shit on Gregs, but Gregs is generally actually quite good. I had Gregs a couple days ago.
Starting point is 01:02:38 It's, it's unbelievably, it's the only affordable thing in the country. Yeah. I'm not gonna judge anyone for getting a crappy Greg's coffee. Matt, IKEA. Their coffee's fucking garbage. Their coffee is garbage, but the IKEA food made ultra ridiculously cheap. Yeah, and good.
Starting point is 01:02:56 So is Gregs, though, man. The sausage rolls are yummy. The sausage rolls. What I got there from there are usually? I don't like their sausage rolls. You serious? I don't like any sausage roll that isn't her made. Well, look at you elitist.
Starting point is 01:03:08 No, shut up. How is that elitist? Do you think the, you think, like, the elite make sausage rolls? Yeah, the British Brexit geese elites love. sausage rolls. That's what the Queen was fucking... How would you think
Starting point is 01:03:22 Prince Charles got his King Charles got his fingers? He does have sex He does. At Mick Boss has one for you James.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Can James talk about the Evangelion 3.0 whole other bunch of numbers movie Blu-ray coming out in October? An Evangelian Rebuild
Starting point is 01:03:44 You've got 1.0, 2.0, 3.0 3.0 plus 1.0.0 Plus 1.0.0. is that serious say that again 1.0 then you got the first movie 1.0
Starting point is 01:03:55 then you got 2.0 then you got 3.0 then the last one's 3.0 plus 1.0 okay why not 4.0 no but this is a thing he made the first one and he made the second one he made the third one and waited 10 years to make the 4.0
Starting point is 01:04:11 which is 3.0 plus 1 yeah why isn't it just 4.0 I've seen 1.02 2.0 and 3.0, but I've not seen 3.0 plus 1.0. Because I watched it. I watched it before it came out, and I haven't got around to it. I started watching it again on Amazon. I need to start it anymore. I love evangelism. I am actually considering re-watching the show and doing an actual...
Starting point is 01:04:39 No, you shouldn't. It's a... I'm considering nevering. So, have I ever talked about the lengths I went to for Evangelion back in the day? What do you mean? Like, the way I found out about Evangelion was when I was probably, what, 16, 15, and when I was a 4chan user. I'm going to say I was a 4chan user, I used the anime board and only the anime board. I'd go on every day, and you'd see what anime discussions are going on. And after spending time watching crappy anime, it was like, I realized that there's an Evangelian thread always populated.
Starting point is 01:05:15 without having seen the show I'd go into them and start arguing with people because I'd browse them and see what characters they're talking about or what plot points they're talking about so I'd argue with them about it having never actually watched it and it got to a point
Starting point is 01:05:31 about all I did was go on an evangelical friend and argue and this was years before I actually watched it and I watched it and never finished it because it's shit and it's like influenced everything in my life because everything is just has Evangelion
Starting point is 01:05:49 as the core of my teenage years. Everything, I can't stop thinking about Evangelian. Hence why I mention it so much because it's like an integral part of my existence now. I've not finished it though. I've got one for you here, Jim, from Oscar Man 97. Jamie's thoughts
Starting point is 01:06:07 on the upcoming MGS Master Collection, I think it's exciting to think that a lot of this content will no longer be locked on certain systems, especially if we get MGS 4 in the future. I'm pretty sure we are getting MGS 4 in the future. Yeah. The first, this one is MGS 1, 2 and 3. And then the next one's going to be like four Peace Walker and 5, I think.
Starting point is 01:06:34 Five? Five. Phantom pain? Yeah, I think so. That shit was on like 360. It can run on a switch. Surely. That is, I would play...
Starting point is 01:06:45 Five was on 360, right? Yeah, it was released on 360, right? You see it? No, no, it was on Xbox 1. It was on Xbox 1 and 360. No way. I swear... I swear to God, I haven't, bro.
Starting point is 01:06:59 No, it was absolutely not. There's no way it was 16. No, it wasn't, no, you're... Because there was... Was, um... The prequel, the tiny little prequel game. Yeah. That was like a really early Xbox 1 game.
Starting point is 01:07:12 Then a year later you got the actual game. It wasn't on 360, it was all X-Wilts 1. Because I remember the case. Because you bought the actual game on disc. It was not a 360 game. It was purely Xbox 1. That game would never want on an Xbox 6. Dude, I got memories, dude.
Starting point is 01:07:30 Because it came out around like the same time as Destiny. Destiny 1 was on 360. Phantom Payne was not the same time as Destiny. No way. Which came first? I was on Google Plus when Phantom Pain did not. Was it actually on 360? I swear to fucking God.
Starting point is 01:07:45 I swear it was. I don't think it was. I swear it was. You might be right. I swear it was. Who played that game on Vose 360? Dumbasses. No, fair enough. Get fuck.
Starting point is 01:07:56 I fucking knew it. How the fuck is that game on 360? No, no, no. Google, Google pictures. Google, what it actually looks. I can buy this right now. No, Google, go on Google Images. I want to see the graphic quality of that fucking game.
Starting point is 01:08:10 They're like video, yeah. But yeah, no, I, wow. Going back to the question. question I'm excited because I've never played MGS 1 I haven't been I would actually play them on a switch it would be really convenient I think that's where I'm going to get them I don't care about playing on anything else yeah yeah I'm excited I'm kind of blown away that was like what the f yeah I don't know why I know that but I do that was that mean the prequel one I found a thread
Starting point is 01:08:43 on the Manzoom is. On the Metal Gear Solid subreddit from seven years ago. How playable is MGS5 on Xbox 360? Some of the comments. It was a blast to play. The frame rate doesn't become a problem
Starting point is 01:08:55 once you get used to it and it's very stable. Cuts scenes are very fluid and the eyedroid loading times are just as bad as next-gen loading times unless you're a graphic purist who will scrutinize every texture. I'd say go for it.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Wow. That is nuts. That's crazy. it must be like quite a good like optimized engine then yeah also like the stuff that that game does really other than graphically like it's no more impressive than like red dead I need to go back and play that game
Starting point is 01:09:27 yeah I love MGS 5 I didn't get further enough in it and I kind of gave up for some silly reason like I didn't even get to Africa I only got to Afghanistan it's quite a weirdly paced game you have to be hooked to the gameplay
Starting point is 01:09:43 like loop of it. Otherwise you're not going to stick it out. Yeah. The gameplay is fun. I like being a little goofy guy wanting one of a selfie. Yeah, a goop boy. Yeah, goop boy. We're the goop boys. We're goop boys. We're goop boys. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Dun, dun dun, da-dun. Let's end on this one from Undead Girl Boy. What has been the cast which each of you boys have enjoyed recording most? one of the ones recently actually that was a really funny app recently
Starting point is 01:10:16 that I just loved yeah that one before the one before the one before the last one what's it called we were all here what do we talk about the one not the one before but the one before the one before the last one because there was an episode where we took
Starting point is 01:10:35 we went before the one before the last I see when we had we we went in on some animal discussion that was quite funny I like that one. I did like the Alive note a lot. Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of that. That was
Starting point is 01:10:50 that was good. That was good. The original bear video, when we first started arguing about bears, they were fun. Yeah. But the Alive note, the Alive note, it is peak. Recently, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:05 I really enjoyed the one that Alex did. I remember the normal I remember the normal episode being fun being like a really fun time to record it's the answer like you should know by now as a listener that we
Starting point is 01:11:33 the memory of each episode we just lose the second the second the camera turns like our memory yeah I'm going home and like because I'm like scrolling through do you say
Starting point is 01:11:45 I'm name remember some of these you got you got the stinkies you got 8 Charles problem humans born fresh
Starting point is 01:12:00 oh yeah see the names that Bobby's John was a good one Bobby's Jonah was good um But yeah, it's just like, I don't know. Yeah, they all are.
Starting point is 01:12:14 They're all great. It's not like making a movie, you know, where like you're scrutinizing it. You've got to plan it out, scrutinize every detail and like. Watch your flop in the cinema and then make another one. Yeah. And then be bankrupt and in depth the rest of your life. The deliciousness of timing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:36 If you have a question, like, which episode X? the answer will be the normal episode yeah or the alive note what about the regret one oh no that was pain man I fucking hated that but when when we had the regret when I drank too much milk
Starting point is 01:12:56 see I didn't drink I didn't drink any milk and it was fucking miserable a certain trending frog what trending fuck I'm getting tired and loopy. I'm too hot. Fuck, I'm sweating, man. Yee.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Oh my God. I can't take it anymore. Dude, I've got to leave this room. I'm sweating. I don't know.

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