JAR Media Posdact - Jordans BEEF - JARCast Episode 345
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Good afternoon and evening to the ladies and the gentlemen.
This is JAR Media episode 345.
It is October.
It is spooky.
It is freaky.
This is the month to make amends for all your bad deeds.
Before Santa doesn't give you your present.
This is the Jarcast
I'm James, Alex and Jamie
It's a bit of a chaotic one today
It's October
Never been scarier
Never been scarier
And you're a piece of like that
It makes it so much scarier
Yeah
Because it's like the haunting effect
As they say
Never been scarier
So this is the pre-cast
Before we go to the King's Arms
And give ourselves PTSD
post-traumatic
suction disorder
when you've had too many goes on a sucky joy
post
do you think the goons and gounettes
have sucku-dries
how would a
goonet use a succu-dry
um
backwards
Invert it
They'll have to get in touch
And tell us how a gounet uses a saku joy
Well, there's millions of gounettes out there
Well, there's clearly more than one
Yeah
I know, I don't, I'm not going to shame any jarling gooners
I am
But if you're jarling gounet
Let us know
There must be at least one
why
let's hope not
well there's 100% goon
there's ex gooners and gooners
yeah and i wish there wasn't
if if if
we're responsible for this
booming popularity we've got to take
fucking control if you are
a guina and you are hearing
my words at this very
moment hear my words
stop
look at yourself
you're just going to make them suicidal
look at yourself in the mirror like in
you know, the movie where they build the house on the burial ground.
I was thinking, look at yourself like in Nightcrawler with Joe Gyllenall.
Look at yourself as taxi driver from the famous movie Taxi.
Yep, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Just like how I was thinking how we've got to thank those Jail Media patrons
that make the audio version of the show possible and get their names read out.
If they're a dibbyter above.
They can actually see you what their donations do,
to the cast we get nice trippy uniforms
this is relaxed
I like this is the first time we've all been in our
smoking jackets
I don't smoke
my disposable vapes have been banned
I can't use them anymore
your vaping jacket
yeah my vaping jacket
I'm the only one no I'm not the only one who's ever smoked
on the car so I think James has had a few puffs of a cigar
I did a fake cigarette back in the day
oh yeah funny
there's one more of those left
If I don't want it.
We didn't know.
We smoked John the Andrew Tate mockery episode.
The Hustler University episode.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Jai University.
Those were the days.
It was like a few months again.
A few months ago.
It was like blush.
So you know what guys?
Did you just remember we're three months away from December.
Three months.
Not really because it's like the end of September.
Yeah.
October, November.
December.
Yeah, that's the, that's the third month.
So we're three months away from January.
No, we're four months away from January.
Because four would be January.
Well, no, then we're not away from it.
Then we're in it.
Exactly.
Yep, we're all doing sober October.
I'm not.
I don't do any sober for anything.
Yeah, we're doing sober October, aren't we guys?
Why are you smoking?
Mr.
Huh?
I'm sober all the time.
you've got two vices on the go right now here's a question how how is it possible to be
sober all the time well you eat an m&m that's not that's got nothing to do with so
biotty why not there's no there's no fucking emm-and-m do you need an m-and-m
there's no liking things and wanted to treat them are the ingredients in m&Ms necessary
there's nobody nobody refers to themselves as sober when they've stopped eating m&Ms
nobody does do that
that's not what I'm saying
I'm sober I can't have anything
we call ourselves sober when
when we stop drinking alcohol
yeah so Alex and smoking
or
and Alex is doing them both
I'm not smoking it's an insert
it's AI it's not no you can't use
have you seen the new generation of AI
photos no people think it's real
it's like six cats and it says gay sex
yeah that's
I haven't seen that one
And that's the new meme.
So now every fucking tech, bro,
when a person wants Instagram engagement bake money,
post something that's like a dog that says funny or slur.
And he gets likes.
It's over.
It's over.
I'll tell you what's over, man.
I've got a story to tell you guys.
Oh, God.
The housekeeping section of the show is over.
As soon as we're in October and it's kind of scary months,
something scary has happened to me.
I don't
I'm like a victim in a horror movie over here
Oh yeah, this
A victim in a horror movie
Yeah
I've had my identity stolen
How did that make you feel?
Awful
Really?
Well yeah, because it's like
The past two, three days have been like
Oh my god
I get back from Canada and then I start getting letters, right?
Nothing to do with being in Canada.
It just happened to be timed perfectly with that.
I'm getting all these letters, like, one from a phone company, right?
Oh, um, uh, hello, you owe 44 quid, actually.
And if you don't pay it, then your contract is over and your credit's going to go down the drain.
And I'm like, wait a minute, I don't have an O2 contract.
What are you talking about?
Hmm.
And then the next day I get another letter, this time from a bank.
Not west.
It wasn't that west, but it was a bank I don't have and don't operate under.
And in the letter it said,
We previously shut down your account because we thought there were fraudulent activities going on,
but now you are free to use your account.
Oh
But this one wasn't addressed to you, was it?
It was my address, but a different name.
So I only opened the letter because
the day before I got the fraudulent one,
which was under all my details.
But this one was my house.
Yeah.
But a different name.
So I figured, I opened it and it was a fraud letter.
from the bank, yeah
saying we've
reopened it because we thought it was fraudulent
but actually it's all good sort of thing
you can now use your account
so that's what I've been doing the past two
three days is just calling up these
various companies being like
yeah I got a report of fraud I guess
do you have any idea how this has happened
no idea
have you been hacked
I mean I've been
online for a long time
I'm sure at some point
a company I've used as my data
they probably sold it somewhere
blah blah blah blah blah there's probably something out there
yeah fraudsters have been
my assumption is fraudsters have been using my details
in order to move money around various bank accounts
get phones phone contracts
under my name
so then they can open accounts
to put more money in and it's just it's just moving money yeah cleaning money you can
basically say you're cleaning money yeah so that's been my experience the past few days
did you have to call the police no they wouldn't care they would not do anything
about it so yeah been like it makes you paranoid man yeah yeah i can imagine so like i'm i'm on the
phone talking to i think is this phone company right and midway through the conversation i'm
like hold up what if what if what if this is what if the thing that like letters that they sent me
a fake and it was something to trick me in order to cool up to confirm my details so they can get
more details from me which you almost succumbed to if I wasn't in the room at the time they got
a call from a bank about it well yeah a lot a lot when was that a few years ago it last year
was it last year yeah it might have been longer um no it's last year but that was that was a
fraud attempt that didn't get this far.
Yeah.
Where it was, yeah, a bank calling up.
They were, they were trying to scare me by saying that we've noticed some kind of
suspicious activity on your account.
Can you confirm your details?
And in order to protect your account, can you remove this sum to this account in order
to protect it?
When it got to that point, that's when you know it's like, if they're asking you to
move money around, it's obviously fraud.
the bank's not going to get you to do that.
Yeah, the banker would just be like, oh, we'll move it for you.
Yeah, yeah.
So that never went anywhere.
So I was thinking, is it like those fraudsters who have like, they've been like waiting?
Yeah.
They've got the next tech.
So yeah, that's, it's kind of a bummer.
It's like such a like, man, humanity can be such assholes.
Yeah.
And it, it seems a lot of effort to scam to this.
degree it was so they wouldn't do it if it didn't work yeah obviously um but when when you're
putting in that amount of effort it's it's like the the top end bank heasters you know
like we've talked about many moons ago the the crazy bank heist where like people dug
tunnels and stuff and it's like well if if you utilize this intelligence legitimately right
you could probably make the same amount of money um no but these are whole like networks organized
systems using technology to scam people trick people yeah it goes deep it goes quite the difference
with these ones though is that the scam's already been done like they're doing something they just
needed a patsy in order to like use the info in order to create a bank account i guess used my
information probably put some money into an accountant and are just moving money around if I had to
guess yeah I guess it's harder to track cash if you're like moving it bank account bank account
back like it's going to be really you're probably part of the process where you know there's the
those um like Instagram post Facebook post whatever where you know these gangs post
things like if you want like 5 10k oh Craigslist is full of those it's those things because you
you're basically giving them an account
where they're laundering money into
you're all like that account's been created
as like a middle point for those
yeah yeah I've seen those before
on Craigsys where it's like
I need to move 10 grand
you can keep two of it if you just let me put it in
yeah there's been advice have done shit on it
you can easily find the details
of that process but that's like
that is that situation where that you're like a middle point
and you don't you're unaware
it's just happening in the background
of your information yeah yeah
so I've like checked over like my
various bank accounts and stuff and there's nothing I've seen suspicious um weird this fly
it's been in the house for like days just die I thought they only live like three days
maybe you had children yeah it probably has it's probably a nest but yeah what was they
saying fraudsters not much fun man and it's only gonna get crazier because I'm like with that
one that James was referencing when they appear on your phone
It's like, it says it's the bank.
It's VoIP.
It's, uh, you can just change that.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So it's like, what can I even trust anymore?
And I like, I was, I went into the Twitter DMs of one of these big phone companies, um, asking like, is this even, these letters even legitimate?
And they were like, don't worry.
These letters are legitimate.
I can confirm that the fraud has been reported and it's been passed on to the fraud team.
So that was like, uh, uh,
Okay, so at least the letters were real
Because I found
You start like Googling
Like the numbers that are on the letter
And I found a thread from like 2018
It was like someone on Twitter
Had posted pictures
Of the exact letters I got
And they were like
My wife keeps getting these letters
And it's clearly like fake or something
So I'm like yeah
It's like going down this rabbit hole of fear
What do you believe?
So yeah my only fear is
like it's going to affect my credit somehow
that's my fear because
it's like if it's under my name
I guess they don't have any of my bank details
but yeah I don't think it won't
as long as they don't have my bank details
I guess but it's just the fear of it being attached
to my name my address like
that sucks
it really sucks
do you know what I'm saying this on the subject
we need to thank the people
we don't know who they are
we never will but there are people who go on these
websites of like who called me
and they actually comment
ennominiously saying
I got this call then
it was a scam
yeah
those are the actual
like real life
fucking wobbing hoods
because they
you'll find some really obscure numbers
there'll be one guy
just like scam
and like because
I fucking who called me
my own fucking dad's number
because I didn't fucking know it
and I was just like
I'll get no results
who the fuck is it
and I picked up and then my dad was like
hello
hello
That's the one positive, though, is that because I'm getting these letters, they have, like, these specific, yeah, paper trail, these specific reference numbers.
So I call up this bank, and I'm like, I got a report of fraud right now.
And he's like, oh, I think you've got the wrong number.
But I'm like, explain the story.
And then he's like, hold up.
Give me the, is there a reference number on there?
And I'm like, yeah, I got it right here.
And he's like, okay, I've reported this.
We're going to close that bank account ASAP.
Don't you worry, my friend.
um so that was that was something at least so but now i'm just like waiting for the post each day like
oh what company is it going to be next yeah using my details i'm not going to sit on myself
i've been pretty paranoid about this for like probably since 2016 2017 um trying to be
cautious about it but yeah there's just so much information out there there's so many websites
just selling your personal data for money um do you know what i have a
tactic to avoid scams on phones.
Don't pick up ever.
Never pick up any number.
But I can't sometimes.
Like today, right, the boiler man came.
They call you to say that they're nearby.
I got to know when they're coming.
Yeah.
You know?
Like there's certain things like that where it's like,
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
It's a luxury not everyone can afford.
It's also probably because I have nothing going on my life
and I don't actually need to pick up the phone at all.
So, like, sometimes you're waiting for a phone call from a company, from the boiler man, from something like this, a builder, a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, no, I get that.
But it's just like, if I see a number and I don't know, I just don't pick up ever.
I tend to, yeah, or now I'm getting quite good at, like, yeah, you just answer it and you can tell pretty quick.
Yeah.
Like, based on what they say, based on if it's like a robot, whatever.
I had a weird one recently that was like
a robot voice
but it was it was not a robot voice
it was definitely someone speaking
but they were impersonating it
they were like
the technology they used
it was someone's voice that had been recorded
but it was
sensitive to me talking
it was really really bizarre
like I picked up the phone
what were they trying to get from you
um
I can't remember
it might have just been like
I often get people calling
about like
oh you can get this month
free of O2
just uh
join this competition
and sign up for X or Y
and then like
while
they're calling me, I get a text from O2 saying someone's trying to access your account,
like, here's your one-time code, don't tell anyone.
And they're like, what's your one-time code for this special deal?
And I'm like, yeah, see you.
But this one was like, it, it heard me talk, stopped when, mm-hmm, and then carried on talking.
And yeah, it was really weird.
And like, the further this goes, if they get like,
people you know
if they can like emulate
that's already happening
yeah that's already happening
they're getting old people by getting like
a Facebook message from who's someone claiming
to be their son or daughter or whatever
someone related to them
like saying I'm in trouble like I really need this cash now
and people panic
they're not thinking because they're freaked out
they move some money
and it's too late by then
yeah
yeah it's older people who have no grasp on tech
it's the younger people have no grasp on tech
well that too yeah it's just everyone
it's only gonna get crazier
honestly when snoop dog calls you up and you're like
it's just snoop oh my god
oh my god snoop's calling me i've made it snoop needs five grand
so he can pay his cousin something
shit my
I abandoned one of my bank accounts right like years ago
because they kept charging me for my overdraft
and I was like,
fuck you fuck off.
So I made it completely,
I just completely abandoned it.
I got like an email from them
and maybe to go like,
you know,
there's new charges being added to your account.
Yeah,
charge to log in and the,
the details are all linked to a phone number
I don't have anymore.
So I'm like, whatever.
Can't get into it, don't care.
Did you actually go into your overdraft?
No, no, no, the account's been empty.
For years.
Do you think you should go into the bank
though and like,
No, that bankcloth's effort, fuck that.
Can't that affect your credit?
If you're in like an overdraft?
I'm not in an overdraft.
I changed accounts because I kept going into overdraft
because I kept buying shit I didn't need.
Anime statues.
Oh, I was looking that far back.
Yeah, that's how far back.
So I abandoned it.
And I got Barclays.
Barclays is good.
And I don't use those accounts.
But I got an email saying, you know, charges on your account.
Like, okay.
Whatever.
But this got me thinking, right?
I've had it I've had this like chip on my shoulder about this movie right
identity thief
you're talking about it like a 2013 movie right I watched it around the time it came out and I thought
this is it's not a funny premise in fact it's just like kind of nasty
and they're playing it up for humor but I never had like that personal connection
you know where now I feel like justified I feel justified like
no this ain't funny there's nothing funny about it
this Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman.
Who do you think you are?
Written by Craig Mason, the guy wrote Chernobyl
in The Last of Us TV show.
Credited on there?
He wants to hide this stuff.
I know you wrote identity thief, Craig.
Motherfucker.
Cut it out.
See, I'd be upset about my identity if they were doing lame stuff with it.
If they were doing bombastic shit, that's like,
oh, that's kind of crazy, I'll be like, good.
They'd like, bought a private jet.
So you'd respect it if they were like gambling in Las Vegas.
Vegas with no I'd be like stop gambling my money you can't if they're doing
shit that is a bit mental what if they won loads of money and gave you a bit I
fine I don't care Robin Hooded it yeah like they won 100 grand and they give you
like 20 grand oh fuck yeah here's a theoretical if if if you had like a bunch of money
stolen yeah let's say a quarter of all of the money you have yeah and then you
You, like, personally track down the person who stole it.
And they're like, yeah, I opened this orphanage with it.
Would you want it back?
What do you do then?
Kill all the orphans, children.
Burn it to the ground.
Okay, what if they, you find them,
and they're just driving around in a Lamborghini?
Bust the Lamborghini up?
Yes, I don't find a Molotov cocktail through the fucking open.
I think...
Put a potato in the exhaust, yeah.
It's not going to do anything, but...
I think all...
Lamborghinis, all Ferraris, all...
Actually, you know, fries have a little bit of a place.
For who, rich people?
No, as in, they kind of have a culture and a history to them, you know?
I like that.
Well, the Italian culture and history?
Well, the...
Yeah.
I'm in Italy right now.
Oh my God.
You are.
Are you in a Ferrari?
I'm throwing miles of cocktails at them.
at them.
Beep that.
I actually saw, you know, just, I think it was Facebook, whatever.
And there was this guy posting and he was like,
I sold this Ferrari last week.
And it's just a video of these guys on my pads
drive out to this Ferrari.
Steal it.
Fucking half a quarter of a million Ferrari just gets stolen.
But like, it's crazy.
How do you fence a Ferrari?
The way of what I know the car smuggling,
theft rings work is that there are these
like group chats where it's like
this car's wanted
people will just hunt down and find the cars
and then drop them into a location and get paid
that's how like simple it is like GTA fucking shit
really yeah
that's crazy
yep so it's just like one of five yeah 40
that's an extreme example
812 is what this video was
there'll be there'll be lords in these
group chats and they'll be like they'll find one
and they will get it
and this thing is
It's like, if someone wants a car, it doesn't matter, they're going to get it.
It's like, like, all of the new Merk, um, Audi's and Volkswagen's are stolen so frequently
because they're so easy to steal and they're worth like 50K.
It's why I've like...
How are they so easy to steal?
You can just copy the fob through the door and just get in it.
Like, they're extremely easy to steal.
Mr. Robot, them.
Yeah, it's easy.
It's like why I'm like, I'm way more confident now that nobody's going to steal my car
because, hey, you can't really do anything with it.
And B, what's the point?
Steal an Audi.
My free Grand Nissan isn't worth stealing.
It's still a fucking Audi off the street.
It's easy.
It's funny you mention watchdogs because I think about like the...
I don't really like the game Watch Dogs really at all.
But there's something cool about the idea about that feature that was in that game
where as you're walking around, you could see like...
You're like hacking into everyone's personal details, right?
And you can see like their job, their bank balance and all this kind of stuff.
Kind of a cool idea.
Yeah.
And sometimes I like walk around as if I'm Aiden Pierce, you know, like, just picturing, like, what's in your bank account?
Yeah, do you think that, though?
You, because I, I just, I just look at someone and I'm like, I know what you drive.
Like, I just stereotype people and know what they drive.
That's like my little watchdog skill.
But there's this YouTube channel that's getting quite popular right now that it's like, it's like five white people and one secret black person.
It's quite a fun channel
What the fuck is she doing?
But there was one that was like
One Secret Millionaire
This kind of stuff
So it's trying to
Yeah
It's like making a point I guess about like
Don't judge a book
By its cover type thing
But yeah
I like thinking about that
I like picturing
That I'm the Aiden Pierce
Beet boop
Yeah
Changing the traffic lights
I think that
That concept could have been
Utilized in a
Yeah
If it wasn't an Ubisoft game
Yeah
Yeah, because there's, there's so, like, morally, it's, you shouldn't be doing that.
No, it's invasive, yeah.
It's horribly invasive, but the game never addresses that.
Well, no, you, Aidan Pierce.
Yeah, you, you watch some people doing some, like, crazy stuff.
In fact, he wears a cap kind of just like this, and he's kind of wearing a trench coat just like this.
I mean, uh...
Aiden?
Is that you, Aidan?
Classic video game character
Aiden
Okay, it's me Aiden
No one remembers Aiden
No one cares about Aiden
Well if we're done with identity theft
There's a hypothetical I want to ask you guys
Something I've been thinking about
All right
Thinking about deep
You know
You know Mozart for babies right
Yeah it makes them smarter
You know this
I don't know if it's like a wife's tale
Or whatever
like this idea that if you play Mozart for a baby
or like a pregnant belly
if you like play Mozart into it
it like oh yeah
the meme the meme it's a meme format
it's in the Incredibles
yeah like it
Jack Jack
the idea is that it's like giving
them a head start somehow
but I'm thinking like
okay
give me
three musicians
three bands three musical artists
that would
do the inverse
that would absolutely
like destroy a baby
okay
well this is the thing
like
if Mozart makes it smart
what does playing
black IPs do to that baby
no no no I think
yeah that is one
god's I think there's different
there's actually
there's two ways to think
of this there's like
making them weird
and there's actually
killing them
because if you
if you played like
nine inch nails
death grips
you're just their head
would fucking explain
Or would it actually make them smarter than the Mozart?
Mm.
Unintended side effect.
That's the question.
Hmm.
Something crazy.
Oh, I'd have to...
I haven't got my phone on me.
Yeah, there's something disturbing.
Um...
The Annihilation soundtrack.
Yeah, that's a good shout.
Well, what's going to happen if you're blasting Imagine Dragons that baby?
Oh, they're just going to be gruff and be normal.
That's just an average person.
You're blasted Imagine Dragons, you're blasting Coldplay, you're blasting Adele.
Normal.
That's how you create the most normal baby ever born.
I would blast like a real mix, a real hardcore mix.
You want to, you can like pick and choose what kind of personal attitude traits.
So it's like if you
If you want your son to be a terrible person
Like Kanye
Then you know like
Kero Kero Benito
That's if you want them to be an indie
Art Girl
No
That's how you create like a
Fascistia Perth
Yeah
I like them
Yeah no yeah
Hmm
You are you just like what would
Like anxiety
Mombasa
In the Inception
Soundtrack
something really stressful
the fucking
fucking Baltus is
theme in it on the course
that's how you make a warrior
man
yeah you just blast like
Dark Souls 1 boss music
the gargoyles
yeah
they like come out really hardy
and just ready
to like overcome anything
like they're a perfectly square head
they just come out
looking like the Dark Souls
character creator
like
oh Aiden Piers
the Watchdogs theme
Yeah, how does that do
If you want them to be a fucking
Absolute Vagina, Drake
Drake
Drake and fucking
Turn them into a lesbian, that's for sure
You're a lesbian girl, me too
Or like
Drake was fucked up
There's also the option, I guess, of like
You could play them a podcast, of course
That's audio
Normal episode
What would happen to a
baby that you just have the normal episode on
repeat. That's the first
thing they're hearing. That's how they get.
They'd have like 50 different
personalities.
They'd just have like they be a fucking mess.
His first word would be, I'm Brett.
I'm chat.
Well, you just do the
JAR trio. You do the normal episode,
like the Cowie episode to like
make that chaos part of. You can
make each member of Jha a different personality.
If you were like
Elon Musk rich you could like do that like
you could get hold of like three babies easy
right and just adoption I'm sure Elon Musk
you could get if he really wants it has that many
you already going well yeah true you could just
forge your own babies I guess
but then you take those babies and you do
you do like controlled experiments
right yeah different environments
you're just like you blast the normal episode for one
the Curry episode for one
we'll still for a chaos episode
yeah
just something crazy
and just see like how that affects
their development you know
like babies
raised on podcasts
they have no other
all that
it's like old boy
you know
they're like
trapped in this one room
that only allowed
this like one source
information
you know
an old boy
he learns how to like
fight
he learns all these
like skills
what
that poor baby
just learns how to make
a banging podcast
I think
they end up like
actually
mentally ill
yeah
you give them all like once
once they're of age you give them a mic
and then you start letting them record
their own content and that's
how Andrew Tate came to power
so if that
that baby who's been brought up on podcast
has a baby do they play their own
podcast to their own baby
yeah it's like a cycle
incestuous almost
so what
what happens like
a few generations down of this
podcast
what surely it's like the actual
regression of humanity. This is where we go
backwards. But no critical
thoughts, just podcast.
Content. Just content.
That would be an awesome
like,
that would be an awesome experiment, wouldn't it?
You could have like the room with like the Joe Rogan baby,
the room of the list of the Lex Friedman
baby, the whatever podcast baby.
Like, just go crazy with it.
No, to be fair, the Joe Rogan one would probably
be the most entertained because he's got that
many podcasts. They never get through them.
Yeah, he'd have the most content.
Yeah, never have to make his own content
He'd be ripped
He'd be all into like hunting
Yeah
He or she
Maybe that's how hard times make hard men
And hard men make good times
Maybe that's the
On that note
I saw that
Like
God bless his fucking soul man
Jordan Peterson
His
His
his Twitter stuff is getting more and more
and hinged by the day
he's fucking losing it
there was one I saw of like
it was like is it the fucking Sesame Street
one way he's just like
he beat he has beef with this
with Sesame Street
was that the worm thing from
was that that one?
I don't know he's just like
he's a fucking liar
he talks like Elmo
he does talk like Elmo
but I was sent one earlier
and I was like is that
is that real
um
the man's were playing too much
fucking Sky
remember it's fucking he's why is he on beef with Elmo the worm don't know let me see
if I can find it here it's all these people are dying at this um
oh yeah I found it I found it so yeah it was a Sesame Street thing it was just
Sesame Street saying posting a happy birthday slimy like this little worm thing
and he quote tweeted it saying go to hell well I'll show you
There's more.
There's more that even more
on hinge ones.
Why?
There's worse.
There's worse going.
He may be small,
but he holds a ginormous place
in our hearts.
Happy birthday,
Slimy.
We love you.
Go to hell!
It's like the least offensive thing.
It's the innocent thing I've ever seen.
It's a worm.
He's an hinged.
There's more.
There's worse.
That man is fascinating.
yeah it's the beef the beef has actually fucked his head
yeah the beef's gone to his head
is the beef and whatever whatever it was on in russia when he was there
was he on some like lean beef he was life-saving
support of worth wasn't it like what was the deal with him
he was addicted to this was a couple years back
like 2020
21 22
he was like yeah he was like in really bad shape
um
was this pretty
or post beef?
Pre-beat?
Post-beef?
He's been on the beef thing
for like years, supposedly.
Him and his daughter.
And he had to go to Russia
for some reason to pay for some
drug thing
in order to treat me.
Because he got addicted to
pain killers.
Yeah, painkillers.
He really is Max Payne.
Max Peterson.
Max Peterson.
right so so then he went to russia
to i guess i guess he could have got that treatment in canada or america but he decided to go to
russia got some kind of experimental treatment and ever since then he's been like crazy
and like every every two every two sentences he's like in tears like yeah he's gone
that's that's the only thing i ever see of jordan peterson now it's like so how are you doing these
days and then he just cried.
Fine.
You know we're fine?
I will never
be able to get over the fucking
dungeon,
the gung-sack dungeon tree, man.
That shit is fucking...
That is like...
All of his credibility died
in that one tweet, yeah.
Look what the CCP are doing to the people.
He's actually full on addicted
to Twitter.
Are they all there?
He can't stop.
He's Canadian Kanye.
it's not on is it it's not on at least but at least he is somewhat funny in his derangedness
all the others are just cringe yeah he like he does harm in his shit but at least he's
he posts some funny things it's cartoonish it doesn't even seem like a real person no there's
no comedy with like ben Shapiro no there is he's pretty funny the fucking treats he makes
by his sisters
like,
well,
you're on something.
I feel like,
yeah,
the Ben Shapiro thing,
like the comedy with it
peaked,
but it's kind of
at a low right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whereas the Jordan,
he's coming out
with these Sesame Street tweets.
Yeah,
the man's going to be angry.
He just,
he's dreaming of the Chinese goon caves.
Yeah,
that's located in Britain.
It's almost like,
yeah,
it's almost like he wants it
to be his reality.
The man just needs to admit
to his fantasies.
Because you know,
if,
if he found,
out that that was real he'd be off to China
no Israel in a heartbeat yeah
he just milk to death
you just have to come to England to get milk to death
because the government milk you and the fucking
dominatrix is due too
yeah
yeah that mean that that
that man ironically
needs some like
psychiatric help
some CBT
Chinese CBT
He's tried the Russian CBT
And it just made him crazy
CBM
Cock and Bull milking
I don't think it's torture for the person in the goon sack
Not for Peterson
JBP
Jordan B
I don't know
I'm sometimes
it's like a South Park character
like that has come out of the screen
yeah
yeah it's
but like if you saw it on South Park
it would be like
this is ridiculous
yeah this is too far
yeah you're being dumb now
it's like that was
one of my ex
colleagues who's not in a different department
he is a Joel and B Peterson fan
for his like other
his education
his lane he knows
his psychology stuff
yeah and I talk to him by it
and I'd always drop in
I'd unconsciously say Jordan beef pieces.
I never realized it knew if he picked up on it
and it just straight out of my head.
I was talking to someone about this recently
where I'm like,
do you actually believe that beef thing?
Do you seriously,
three meals a day,
all he's eating his steak?
100% beef.
No, there's no way you can survive.
Yeah, surely he would be dead.
He's getting,
after years.
It's not just him, it's him and his daughter as well.
And his daughter
has a successful podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, because that's what that hilarious clip recently of the thing,
because he's got to, like, go through some kind of deposition over his teaching credentials.
Yeah.
He's got to go through some kind of, like, internet training thing.
Yeah, because, yeah, for the position he's in.
Yeah.
And, yeah, that was revealed on his daughter's podcast, I think.
But doesn't he also have a podcast?
Do all of them a podcast?
They all do, yeah.
We have a podcast.
How are you meant to watch all of this stuff?
Well, like, most people, they're, like, watching Jarre every Monday.
Um, and then you've got, like, Joe Rogan every day.
And then you've got, like...
You've got your Lex Friedman's?
You've got, like, Jay's and Logan Paul's?
You don't know the Lex Friedman guy?
No.
Have you actually missed that one?
I just, I know you've mentioned him.
I just can't picture.
normal man. He's like that he's the overly kind man where his whole thing is like he's he's good faith to the point where it's like you have these people on your podcast and you you're just like I just think everyone should like love each other and just listen to each other or whatever. And it's like cute to a certain degree but it's also just like it's all it's like naive at a certain level. Yeah. Like you're just letting this guy eat beef three times a day.
you can't let me
but how is he alive
I don't believe it
he must have had some
he probably drank my protein shakes
or like some vegetable
you haven't had a leaf
you haven't had a leaf in how many years
yeah like how would he ever shit
imagine shitting
only beef
only beef
how would that come out your ass
but also he says it's like
I'm pretty sure it's like
unseasoned no sauce
no fiber I guess
okay can we do it
Should we do the most mentally jaffing ever?
Should we all go on the diet and see how long we cope?
We won't be around for long.
No, but we can see, we can, no, but we'll buy the shittest beef much.
You bulk, man.
That's it too, like three steaks a day.
No, do you think I, would you give up after a day?
You like steak, we all love steak.
How far do you think you would get in the beef pizza diet?
I reckon I could maybe do a week.
Jesus Christ
Because I do enjoy
Stay, I do
No, but I don't think
Not after day two
But not without seasoning it
Without any
Yeah, we're talking about
The beef piece
Can you like cook it with oil?
No
Butter?
No
Just
Beef
Just beef
Should I like see if I can find
Like an article
About this beef
Yeah, we need details
On how he's cooking his beef
Because there's no way
He's just throwing beef in a pan
Cooking it
Three times a day
No, he microwaves it
We have this been special
Microwave beef
Okay so I've got this article from the Atlantic
The Jordan Pizza and All Meat Diet
The famous psychologist and his daughter swear by a regimen
Of eating only beef
Restriction can provide a sense of order in a world of chaos
But at what point does restriction become a disorder
I know how ridiculous it sounds
Michaela Peterson told me recently by phone
after a whirlwind of attention gathered around the 26 year old
who is now offering dietary advice to people suffering
with conditions like hers
well not so much dietary advice is guiding people
and eating only beef
I'm sorry man this is
you can't be offering people dietary advice
when you only eat beef
also how do you get to that conclude
like why do you choose beef?
Yeah who told them about this
who really started the beef move
I bet it was like Kanye in a joke.
Oh, I don't eat beef.
At first glance, Peterson, who's based in Toronto, could seem to be one of...
He's in Toronto?
You didn't see him?
I should have linked up.
Could seem to be one of the many emerging semi-celebrities with a miraculous story of self-healing
who shows off postpartum weight loss in bikini Instagrams and sell one thing or another,
a supplement or tonic or book or compression garment.
Compression garment.
But Peter is taking the trend.
An extra professional health advice to an extreme conclusion.
She is not doing sponsored posts for health products,
but actively selling one-on-one counseling.
75 bucks for half hour.
For people who want...
That is what makes it suspicious, though.
Come on.
75 bucks for half hour.
That's 150-pum per hour.
Sign me the fuck off.
I'm selling beef, boy.
For the beef advice.
People want to stop eating almost everything.
Peterson seems to be reaching suffering people
despite a lack of training or credentials in nutrition or medicine,
and perhaps because of that distinction.
Her Instagram bio, for info on treating weight loss, depression, and autoimmune disorders with diet, check out my blog.
The blog, which is called Don't Eat That, says at the top that many, if not most, health problems are treatable with diet alone.
This is true, if at odds with the disclaimer at the bottom of the page, that her words are not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice diagnosis or treatment.
Yeah, just eat your depressed, eat beef, make yourself more miserable.
But why would you go to beef and not like chicken first or something?
You know?
Yeah.
Chicken is quite versatile.
You know?
Steak is like...
Steak.
There is so much evidence, abundant, copious evidence acquired over decades of work from scientists around the world
that most people benefit from eating fruits, vegetables, nuts, beans and seeds.
This appears to be largely because fiber in plants is important to the flourishing of the gut microbiome.
Yeah.
How is their microbiome?
How was their gut microbiome...
It'll be dead.
Yeah.
It doesn't exist.
It's like the end.
I ran this by some experts,
just to make sure I wasn't missing anything
that might suggest a beef-salt diet
is potentially something other than a bad idea.
I learned that it was worse than I thought.
Physiologically, it would be just an immensely bad idea.
Jack Gilbert, the faculty director of the University of Chicago's microbiome
center and a professor of surgery,
told me during a recent visit to his lab.
A terribly, terribly bad.
idea. Gilbert has done extensive research on how the trillions of microbes in our
guts digest food and the look on his face when I told him about the all-beef
diet was unamused. He began rattling off the expected ramifications. Your
body would start to have severe dysregulation within six months of the
majority of the process that deal with metabolism. You would have no short chain
fatty acids in yourselves. Most of the byproducts of gastrointestinal
fermentation would shut down. So you wouldn't be able to regulate your
hormone levels, who'd enter into cardiac issues due to alterations in cell receptors, your microbiota would just be devastated.
While much of the internet has been following this story in a somewhat snide way, Gilbert appeared genuinely concerned and saddened.
If she does not die of colon cancer or some other severe disease, the life, I can't imagine.
There are few accounts of people having tried all beef diets, though all meat known as carnivory is slightly more common.
Common. Earlier this month, inspired by the media conversation about the pizza approach.
Alan Levinovitz, the author of The Gluten Lie, Tried Carnivary, eating only meat for two weeks.
He did lose £7, which he attributes to eating fewer calories overall, because he eventually got tired of eating only meat.
He missed snacking at coffee shops and browsing the local farmer's market and trying out new restaurants around town,
cooking with his family and just generally enjoying food.
I was psychologically exhausted, Levinovitz told me.
When he turned to omnivary, he gained the lost weight in four days.
Peterson told me it took several weeks for her to get used to the beef-only approach
and that the relief of her medical symptoms overpowers any sense of missing food.
If even a tiny amount of anything else finds its way into her mouth, she will be ill, she says.
This happens when she tries to eat an organic olive.
And again recently when she was at a restaurant that put,
pepper on her steak so yeah completely unseasoned jesus i was like whatever it's just pepper she told me then
she had a reaction that lasted three weeks and included joint pain acne and anxiety apart from having to
exist in a world where the possibility of pepper exposure looms the only other social downside she
notices is that she hates asking people to accommodate her diet she will usually eat before she
goes to a dinner party she told me but then i'll go drink and enjoy the party drinkers in water
question mark. I can also, strangely enough, tolerate vodka and bourbon. The idea that alcohol,
one of the most documented toxic substances, is among the few things that Peterson's body will
tolerate may be illuminating. It implies that when it comes to dieting, the inherent properties
of the substances ingested can be less important than the eater's conceptualizations of them,
as either tolerable or intolerable, good or bad. What's actually therapeutic may be the act of
elimination itself.
That sounds like they're actually just...
Do you think it's all bullshit then?
Because that sounds actually impossible to...
That is what I'm saying.
How?
That's ludicrous.
Yeah.
Maybe they're meming.
A beef only diet being that milk comes from beef.
Maybe they're like...
Maybe they just want people.
to copy it and, like, just take them out.
Yeah, they're going for, like, genocide.
Unless it's, like, some psychological thing.
We're, like, they believe it so strongly.
They manifest it.
Yeah, it's, like, manifesting, and they're just, like, a biological anomaly.
Yeah.
Placebo is a powerful thing.
I really like this state today.
on steaklough of 3,000.
If you see the clips of Jordan Peterson
talking about it, he is so upset
that he eats beef every day.
Yeah, he's been mind-fought.
Yeah.
Poor man.
What is he with the white and all just being really creepy?
Ben Shapiro has the weird thing of his sister.
Jordan Peterson, he's beef.
Then you've got,
Nick Frentas, who's just, like, can't admit that he loves boogers.
Maybe that's why he's surviving.
He's eating his boogers.
That is probably likely.
They just, they all need to admit their own little vices and just fucking get on with it.
Yeah, they end up gooned on, like, some weird shit.
To just not, to, like, maintain, like, societal values.
Like, just love men.
There's a, there's a, there's a bit more in this article.
Well, I have a negative story, said Peterson.
Both Michaela and I noticed that when we restrict our diet and then ate something we weren't supposed to, the reaction was absolutely catastrophic.
He gives the example of having had some apple cider and subsequently being incapacitated for a month by what he believes was an inflammatory response.
You were done for a month? Question mark?
Oh yeah, it took me out for a month. It was awful.
Apple cider? What was it doing to you?
it produced an overwhelming sense of impending doom
I seriously mean
I seriously mean overwhelming
there's no way I could have lived like that
but see Michaela knew by then
that would probably only last a month
a month from fucking cider
I didn't sleep that month for 25 days
I didn't sleep at all for 25 days
no that's fucking bullshit
I'll tell you how it's possible
you lay in bed frozen in something
approximating terror for eight hours
and then you get up
The longest recorded stretch of sleeplessness in a human is 11 days.
That's bullshit.
Witness by a Stanford research team.
How is he saying this?
No, this is bullshit.
Oh my God, that's so edgy, man.
That almost sounds like pathological, like lying.
Yeah, there's no way the man's been awake for 26 days.
Man, man probably is up for 10 hours and be like,
I'm a little e-be-sleeping, and goes to sleep.
Jordan, shut up.
While there is debate in the scientific community over just how much meat belongs in a human diet,
it is impossible for all or even most humans to eat primarily meat.
But production at the scale required to feed billions of humans, even at current levels of consumption,
is environmentally unsustainable, is not even healthy from a theoretical evolutionary viewpoint.
The microbiome of Gilbert explained to me,
carnivores need to eat meat or else they'll die. Humans do not.
The carnivore gastrointestinal tract is completely different from the human gastrointestinal tract.
tract, which is made up of a system designed to consume large quantities of complex fibres.
What the Peterson's is selling is rather a sense of order and control.
Science is about questions and self-help is about answers.
A recurring idea in Jordan Peterson's book is that humans need rules.
Its subtitle is an anecdote to chaos.
Even if only for the sake of rules,
Peterson discovered this through his own suffering,
as when he was searching the world for the best surgeon to give his younger daughter a new hip.
In explaining how he dealt with Michaela's illness, he wrote,
Existence and elimination are an extra, and, I can't read this man.
Should he put a close on the pizza?
He's using his patented big words.
I can't, yeah, I can't.
An extra bl blubly.
An extra blubly.
Alright, the last bit.
In a law of a strict code for eating, a way to divide the world into good foods and bad foods, angels and demons, maybe especially strong at time when order feels in short supply.
Indeed, there is at least some benefit to be had from any and all dietary advice or rules for life
So long as a person believes in them and so long as they provide a code that allows a person to feel good for having stuck with it
And a cohort of like-minded adherence
The challenge is to find a code that accords as best as possible with scientific evidence about what is good and bad
And what is the best for the world
That is insane
the man's a bit mentally ill
and he should probably get the psychological help he needs
but that genuinely does sound like mental illness
he's no that's that
there's no way you're bullshit in about
sleep not sleeping with 26 days
like why would you do that unless you're not
so what is the truth then
so like he's either
genuinely doing it and he's insane
and he's somehow not died
just through pure mental fortitude
and I guess vodka and
whiskey vodka steak that should die it
He's, like, fibbing about this and just lying.
Yeah, he's lying to salt.
And on the down low, he's actually eating a more balanced diet.
Ice cream.
Yeah, ice cream.
I'm sorry, but if you have some apple cider
and you can't sleep for 26 days
because you're so overwhelmed with existential dread.
Man just needs to stop being a Duma.
Man just needs to leave politics and just kind of like,
things he likes.
I have a shot of apple cider when my tummy hurty.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does the opposite.
I'll be out for a week, have a bit of apple cider, and I'm cured.
No, but I think he's talking about apple cider, the alcohol, not apple cider, the thing you drink to make yourself feel better.
I thought it was apple cider vinegar.
Yeah, I thought he said apple cider vinegar.
Oh, why the fuck is man just having apple cider vinegar?
Maybe it was yummy.
Maybe there was a sprinkling of it on some of his beak.
Yeah, I get, I regularly get it.
from a local farm shop
wow
what a way to be
imagine like being a way to beef
imagine being able to consume
not beef
be normal
should we need
I think the only thing we can do
is have him on the cast
yeah but would people get angry
because we're giving him a platform
but it's just like we're talking about beef
yeah we're not talk about his
weird political standards
I've heard people talk about like the carnival diet before
but even that
That still includes, you know, broccoli, fibres.
Milk?
Yeah, milk.
Like, you can live without milk, but not if you're only eating beef.
I wasn't expecting that to go into such a diatribe, but I'm actually, I've been, I've been ruminating about this for so long.
And I'm just like, I don't, I'm sorry, I don't believe him.
I don't.
I don't believe you.
Mm.
I think that is a valid, like, conclusion to come to.
because maybe if he was like
yeah for every meal
I eat chicken and broccoli
yeah
you know
yeah I could believe that
I could believe that
but beef
just beef
like get some green beans on there
you know
something like something
to make your body function
no come up but the thing is
he doesn't so he can't drink
any of alcohol but
whiskey and vodka
vodka.
So it's like the best thing
of beef is red wine.
He can't even enjoy that.
His life actually
sounds fucking miserable.
Yeah.
Also, was the vodka in the diet
before he went to Russia?
Ask the Russians.
Does that mean you can't have gin
because of the botanicals?
Might be a bit of cider vinegar
in there.
Might be a hint of
lime.
Surely if your body is
so starred.
For six months?
if your body's that starved
or just kind of everything
shouldn't surely get to a point
of touching it
like send you into a coma
like you just touch
your fucking grape
and you just die
if he touches grass
he will die
but that's the part
that makes me so
suspicious of it though
is like
not only you live in this life
but you're charging
in order to
tell people
to also live
like the secrets of it
yeah
the secrets to a point
like yeah just eat your
balanced diet
and you eat absolutely
also just have like
vegetables and carbs
and some fruit
and other meats
no
well okay let's
let's make a promise to the job
listeners we will have
Jordan Peterson on
we will we'll get him on next episode
next episode he'll be here
that's a promise
you can tweet at James
if
yeah
if it doesn't go through Twitter
with me I'll
Winston talked to Jordan
I'll work out of them
Get a Jordan
That Jordan
Coalition
Yeah
Yeah
We're hoping to be adopted
By that giant
Right wing company anyway
Oh Daily Wire
Daily Wire
No we're not
JAR on the daily wire
Yeah
You just make it
Like an LLLC
and just siphon all the money
Out of the Daily Wire
And then
Yeah
Let's fraud
the daily wire. You know the daily
wire makes like hundreds of millions of dollars?
Yeah, so they've got a little... Yeah, so they got a couple mill
So why don't we just do the smart attic and send them an invoice?
Send him an invoice that we like cleaned
a building and see if they pay it.
Like that guy did with Google.
Did he do it and it worked?
No, he got recently caught because he was like
charging them for like cleaning a part of their office
for like 10 plus years monthly and they never realized
he just doesn't.
He just started email, invoicing them.
They paid it and kept paying it.
That's an initiative, right there.
Yeah, that's...
But it's just like, he's not done any for it on.
Besides, it could be in Ford.
Yeah.
He's just seen an opportunity, and he has...
Grasped it.
Yeah, so we should do it at the daily wire and see how much you can siphon out of them.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah.
I've been doing it.
Wait you think I got this nice little fresh trip on, man.
Thanks, um...
Yeah, baby, yeah, baby
Yeah, baby
Fuck you, get out of here
No, we're not done yet
Huh?
We're not done yet
We still got to go to the Twitter questions
Oh, I forgot about this as a question
We've been talking about Jordan B Peterson for fucking 50 minutes
There's my phone going on, it's here
I don't have Twitter anymore
You don't need Twitter anymore
You don't need anything anymore, actually
Are you gonna get at the future?
though, get its right.
How am I going to watch the drama media podcast to
put down on YouTube?
Can you get out of the shorts function?
Can you ban yourself on it?
Okay, let's do like a fire round, I guess.
Okay.
What do you call it, short?
Fire, fire round.
Fucking bullshit.
P.K. Fire.
Fuck you.
At Heavy Evil says,
any time in life, have you fallen out of love
with any of your hobbies?
Did you rekindle that love
or was it replaced with something else?
Happy gaming.
Cars.
From 17 to 21.
Really?
Yeah, I was in a car guy, I was like, I rode a motorbike,
had no interesting cars, because I was all about my future and whatnot.
And what fucking no one was.
I actually wasted, I could have bought every car I wanted for like 2P
because they were shit and worthless, but now they were 30 fucking grand.
Honestly, I'd go back to that time, beat the shit out of myself.
Yeah.
I'd give...
Always chase the things you desire.
Yeah, no, chase dreams.
Don't chase anything else.
Chase dreams.
But yeah, I have my hobby.
It's good.
Stresses me out constantly.
My car might sound, smells like it's catching fire.
I'm at Jarja Media says,
Need to know the boys' favourite Fortnite skins.
Chunli.
I like the ones on Fortnite guining buds.
Chumny.
That picture, that, that, that Chunley fucking picture, that,
that Chunley fucking picture showed you.
is the thumbnail.
Pump fucking goon spend.
Yeah, dude, we'll get like 300k views.
Uh, at Billy Pet Rock 12,
said, when was the last time you had Gregs?
And did you throw up because I did for some reason?
Um, gonna be honest, we've talked shit on Gregs,
but Gregs is generally actually quite good.
I had Gregs a couple days ago.
It's, it's unbelievably,
it's the only affordable thing in the country.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna judge anyone for getting a crappy Greg's coffee.
Matt, IKEA.
Their coffee's fucking garbage.
Their coffee is garbage, but the IKEA food made ultra ridiculously cheap.
Yeah, and good.
So is Gregs, though, man.
The sausage rolls are yummy.
The sausage rolls.
What I got there from there are usually?
I don't like their sausage rolls.
You serious?
I don't like any sausage roll that isn't her made.
Well, look at you elitist.
No, shut up.
How is that elitist?
Do you think the, you think, like, the elite make sausage rolls?
Yeah, the British Brexit geese elites love.
sausage rolls.
That's what the
Queen was fucking...
How would you think
Prince Charles
got his
King Charles
got his fingers?
He does have sex
He does.
At Mick Boss
has one for you James.
Can James
talk about the
Evangelion 3.0
whole other bunch of numbers
movie Blu-ray
coming out in October?
An
Evangelian Rebuild
You've got
1.0, 2.0, 3.0
3.0 plus 1.0.0
Plus 1.0.0.
is that serious
say that again
1.0 then you got
the first movie 1.0
then you got 2.0 then you got 3.0
then the last one's 3.0 plus 1.0
okay
why not 4.0
no but this is a thing he made
the first one and he made the second one
he made the third one and waited 10 years
to make the 4.0
which is 3.0 plus 1
yeah why isn't it just 4.0
I've seen 1.02
2.0 and 3.0, but I've not seen 3.0 plus 1.0.
Because I watched it. I watched it before it came out, and I haven't got around to it.
I started watching it again on Amazon.
I need to start it anymore.
I love evangelism. I am actually considering re-watching the show and doing an actual...
No, you shouldn't. It's a...
I'm considering nevering.
So, have I ever talked about the lengths I went to for Evangelion back in the day?
What do you mean?
Like, the way I found out about Evangelion was when I was probably, what, 16, 15, and when I was a 4chan user.
I'm going to say I was a 4chan user, I used the anime board and only the anime board.
I'd go on every day, and you'd see what anime discussions are going on.
And after spending time watching crappy anime, it was like, I realized that there's an Evangelian thread always populated.
without having seen the show
I'd go into them and start arguing with people
because I'd browse them
and see what characters they're talking about
or what plot points they're talking about
so I'd argue with them about it
having never actually watched it
and it got to a point
about all I did was go on
an evangelical friend and argue
and this was years before I actually watched it
and I watched it and never finished it
because it's shit
and it's like
influenced everything in my life because everything
is just has Evangelion
as the core of my teenage
years. Everything, I
can't stop thinking about Evangelian.
Hence why I mention it so much because it's like an integral
part of my existence now.
I've not finished it though.
I've got one for you here, Jim, from Oscar
Man 97. Jamie's thoughts
on the upcoming MGS Master Collection, I think it's
exciting to think that a lot of this content will no longer
be locked on certain systems, especially
if we get MGS 4 in the future.
I'm pretty sure we are getting MGS 4 in the future.
Yeah.
The first, this one is MGS 1, 2 and 3.
And then the next one's going to be like four Peace Walker and 5, I think.
Five?
Five.
Phantom pain?
Yeah, I think so.
That shit was on like 360.
It can run on a switch.
Surely.
That is, I would play...
Five was on 360, right?
Yeah, it was released on 360, right?
You see it?
No, no, it was on Xbox 1.
It was on Xbox 1 and 360.
No way.
I swear...
I swear to God, I haven't, bro.
No, it was absolutely not.
There's no way it was 16.
No, it wasn't, no, you're...
Because there was...
Was, um...
The prequel, the tiny little prequel game.
Yeah.
That was like a really early Xbox 1 game.
Then a year later you got the actual game.
It wasn't on 360, it was all X-Wilts 1.
Because I remember the case.
Because you bought the actual game on disc.
It was not a 360 game.
It was purely Xbox 1.
That game would never want on an Xbox 6.
Dude, I got memories, dude.
Because it came out around like the same time as Destiny.
Destiny 1 was on 360.
Phantom Payne was not the same time as Destiny.
No way.
Which came first?
I was on Google Plus when Phantom Pain did not.
Was it actually on 360?
I swear to fucking God.
I swear it was.
I don't think it was. I swear it was.
You might be right.
I swear it was.
Who played that game on Vose 360?
Dumbasses.
No, fair enough.
Get fuck.
I fucking knew it.
How the fuck is that game on 360?
No, no, no.
Google, Google pictures.
Google, what it actually looks.
I can buy this right now.
No, Google, go on Google Images.
I want to see the graphic quality of that fucking game.
They're like video, yeah.
But yeah, no, I, wow.
Going back to the question.
question I'm excited because I've never played MGS 1 I haven't been I would
actually play them on a switch it would be really convenient I think that's where
I'm going to get them I don't care about playing on anything else yeah yeah
I'm excited I'm kind of blown away that was like what the f yeah I don't know
why I know that but I do that was that mean the prequel one I found a thread
on the Manzoom is.
On the Metal Gear Solid
subreddit from seven years ago.
How playable is MGS5
on Xbox 360?
Some of the comments.
It was a blast to play.
The frame rate doesn't become a problem
once you get used to it
and it's very stable.
Cuts scenes are very fluid
and the eyedroid loading times
are just as bad as next-gen loading times
unless you're a graphic purist
who will scrutinize every texture.
I'd say go for it.
Wow.
That is nuts.
That's crazy.
it must be like quite a good like optimized engine then
yeah also like the stuff that that game does
really other than graphically
like it's no more impressive than like red dead
I need to go back and play that game
yeah I love MGS 5
I didn't get further enough in it and I
kind of gave up for some silly reason
like I didn't even get to Africa
I only got to Afghanistan
it's quite a weirdly paced game
you have to be
hooked to the gameplay
like loop of it. Otherwise you're
not going to stick it out. Yeah.
The gameplay is fun. I like being a little
goofy guy wanting one of a selfie.
Yeah, a goop boy. Yeah, goop boy.
We're the goop boys.
We're goop boys.
We're goop boys. Yeah.
Dun, dun dun, da-dun.
Let's end on this one
from Undead Girl Boy.
What has
been the cast which each of you boys
have enjoyed recording most?
one of the ones recently
actually that was a really funny app recently
that I just loved
yeah
that one before the one before the one before the last one
what's it called
we were all here
what do we talk about the one not the one before
but the one before the one before the last one
because there was an episode where we took
we went before the one before the last I see
when we had we we went in on some
animal discussion that was quite funny I like that
one.
I did like the Alive
note a lot.
Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of that.
That was
that was good.
That was good.
The original bear video,
when we first started arguing about bears,
they were fun. Yeah.
But the Alive note,
the Alive note,
it is peak. Recently, yeah.
I really enjoyed the one
that Alex did.
I remember the normal
I remember the normal episode being fun
being like a really fun time to record
it's the answer like
you should know by now as a listener
that we
the memory of each episode we just lose
the second the second the camera turns
like our memory
yeah I'm going home
and like
because I'm like
scrolling through
do you say
I'm name
remember
some of these
you got
you got the stinkies
you got
8 Charles problem
humans born fresh
oh yeah
see the names
that Bobby's John
was a good one
Bobby's Jonah was good
um
But yeah, it's just like, I don't know.
Yeah, they all are.
They're all great.
It's not like making a movie, you know, where like you're scrutinizing it.
You've got to plan it out, scrutinize every detail and like.
Watch your flop in the cinema and then make another one.
Yeah.
And then be bankrupt and in depth the rest of your life.
The deliciousness of timing.
Yeah.
If you have a question, like, which episode X?
the answer will be the normal episode
yeah or the alive note
what about the regret one
oh no that was pain man
I fucking hated that but when
when we had the regret
when I drank too much milk
see I didn't drink I didn't drink any milk
and it was fucking miserable
a certain trending frog
what trending fuck
I'm getting tired and loopy.
I'm too hot.
Fuck, I'm sweating, man.
Yee.
Oh my God.
I can't take it anymore.
Dude, I've got to leave this room.
I'm sweating.
I don't know.
