JAR Media Posdact - Keem vs H3 (2015 Redux) - Corncast #9

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Alex. And I'm hosting, Corncast Episode 9, joined, as always, by James. Oh, hello, mate, too. Rubin. Oh, my God. That's fucking terrible, James. And Jim.

Uh, hello. Um, before we go into the, uh, random episode that is truly before us, I want to shout out the patrons over at the jar Patreon for supporting the audio version of the cast. So, what, week nine, nine weeks, nine long weeks. Sorry, before we get into this episode, um, I just want to do a quick thing. for everyone so in my uh despair i've sort of turned to writing oh yeah well you've been i've been writing poems yeah have you got an example yeah i wanted to uh to sort of read you guys one of my poems okay go ahead um okay so it's funny e-mates i can hold my liquor But this man can't handle his weed.

Dark and lonely now. On Chicago, south of town, I'm onto Indiana. I heard it in the radio now. I can't handle no liquor, but these bitches can't handle me. I can't control. And my wiggers?

They can't control. you say you know me my wigger but really you just know the old me Jesus that was pretty heartfelt speaking of living in the past I feel like we're currently in um 2015 again with the uh the current Twitter beef and a YouTube beef that is going on at the moment. Yeah, it's weird, man. Seeing an H3 versus

Kiemstaff rant video come out is just I thought we were past that at this point, but... Yeah, it looks like we're going to have to make another YouTube changed has. Yeah. No, because remember

we made a video on Jarl, a fucking year. It was about Leafy and H3, His fans. I remember his fans being in the video. I don't remember we had that fucking video. It was called like H3 versus Leafy Dawn of the Winner Who Decides? Yeah.

That is how long ago that this shit was going on before. Now we're just straight back into it. Four years ago was a different time. No, I've not. I've watched all of them. what do you mean all of them you couldn't possibly have watched all of them what do you mean

well the amount of people that have commented on this oh no no I mean the I've watched the Avengers movies of this latest cinematic universe so I've seen the three videos and the Keemstar video yeah so I think Keenstall's making

a second video he's like he's said in the first one that he was currently making a fuck you eat video or something and H3 made two videos so far

with three videos yeah their second one being a response to Keemstar's first one so when I was watching Keemstar's one

I thought like is there a possibility that these two people are just in cahoots just like trying to get as much attention as possible it is possible like the theory that

Beyonce's album Lemonade and the following Jay Z album maybe it was before I don't remember when that album came out that was all made up the idea that Jay Z achieved

on her there's like a conspiracy theory that it was all made up so she could make this album about it and he could make like that album where he apologises on it

444 where he apologises 555 yeah 666 I think 777 yeah who side are you on then Jim being the most

well I mean being totally honest I'm on leafy side I miss him what do you mean you just made a video that got taken down or something I'm just being a prankster dog

no I just don't like any of it, but I kind of don't like Keemstar more than not liking any of it, so... Yeah, this one seems more like, man, they used to just be such a clear side, and I'm just like this... Yeah, yeah. It just seems like we're past this, but I guess not. It is super... What actually, what caused all of it? What was the...

I think, I think, um, H3, or Keenstar made a video about, or including H3 saying he was like a liar or did some sort of scummy deal when it came to this DLC, including Ethan and Eeler from H3. And that pissed Ethan off. So he's done like an expose on the truth behind Keemstar. So it's just long-standing.

beef basically yeah they apparently they've been beefing for a while like it's really it's just fucking annoying to see like YouTube is for for cringy gamers on the high seas talking about bullshit not for like because I mean I have you seen the videos Alex I've seen the second H3 one because I wasn't about to be watching a 40 minute plus video on Keemstar. But I did watch Keemstar's response video. Yeah, so you know he... They brought up the whole, like, suicide thing.

Oh, etiquette, yeah. Yeah. We didn't know about that. What did they have to say about that? I don't understand. Did Keemstar do something at the time? Ethan's point is that Keemstar made like the environment really toxic for for Etta to be in? Contributing to the suicide of him.

I mean, is anyone making the case that, or trying to make the case that Keemstar is a beacon of, uh... Yeah, serenital moment of worldwide. Yeah. No, they're not. Even he isn't. I was blocked by Keem for a while. Why did he unblocked you? I think a couple times, because it was just the thing you did, wasn't it?

In 2016, if there was anything that you could tweet at Keemstar about a gnome, you did it. I encountered two gnomes in Fallout 4, so both times. I took a picture of it, and I just tweeted. found Keemstar in 4 out 4 and he blocked me he's got enemies he got a lot of enemies

got a lot of people try to drain him of his energy you know but the thing is in that vein um like people did just sort of

forget to hate to not like Keemstar mm-hmm Like in the past few years since Idub's video, people just don't really give a shit about Keem anymore. No, I haven't... I don't really think about that guy very often. It's only recently that he's, like, come up again, as it is.

Yeah, and every time he comes up, it's like... Oh, yeah. He's not a great guy, is he? He really reminds me of Alex Jones. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Just in the way he communicates. It's so loud.

It's so abrupt. That's it. He is abrupt. I saw, um, like, boogie's input on the whole, like, situation.

Um, I think I'm in, yeah. I was going to say that fucking classic boogie. Yeah. No, but he said, um,

like, when he was feeling suicidal, Keemstar was, like, nice to him. And his advice to him, was um just stopped being sad just be a millionaire and then and then boogie was like that doesn't work and then apparently keemstar just got really angry at him but but not just being

happy like this guy i think he he's just completely out of touch with empathy yeah yeah it's possible and that's my three cents on this will it make a difference though james we haven't had no from you you don't ever give this this stuff attention you said that he disappeared for a while and that's because the people didn't give him attention if you don't ever acknowledge what he's doing you just ignore it he doesn't get anything but he was growing in that time he grew up to like five million subscribers that's yeah because people some people obviously watching him.

Some people, 5 million people. 5 million people were watching him personally, just get that stuff out your life. That's more people than some countries have in their entire population. Yeah, that's more people than uh...

There are sailors on the 7 Cs. There are sailors on the 7 Cs. That's fucking crazy to think about. Yeah. anything else on the keem star h3 uh craziness james you hate h3 h3 don't you they're both bad simple both bad wow what a boring centrist yellow-bellied non-voting fucking loser hanged walk the plank then go on i just keep negativity out of my life negativity of our lives

other piece of huge news was that Justice League's Snyder cut being released yeah yeah that's the event of the year man for next year

it will be yeah like I think with the release of that will just end the whole COVID issue it's what the world needs it's another plague to supersede the current year it's the next

you thought 2020 was but just wait until 2021. I'm actually looking forward to it because I laughed a lot at Justice League. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. It can't be much worse than the Justice League we've seen already. Surely it'll be better because I'll make some of the VFX not shit. Well, I don't know about that.

I think it'll be better because it will have more of a personality than the fucking bullshit Just Whedon shat out for that. 50% shout out like half of it wasn't like color yeah

it's even it's half of his shit and half of Zach Snyder's shit squeezed together that man lying on the ground

I'm not massive keen on Josh Whedon yeah what's the last thing just Whedon did since I don't know

I'm gonna find out I felt like he's been a bit quiet on account the fact that he's like a fake feminist I think he's one of those dudes that used feminism to well we all know the rest

okay no what did he do he used it as an advantage to take advantage of people we're not so much well he notorious like cheed he was like a serial cheater

yeah yeah it was a serial cheater from what I understand because he is writing some things untides of just weed in World War II horror project sounds like something Jim would enjoy what about the last thing he directed it just sounds like age of Ultron

you know what I'm saying? Last thing he directed was age of Ultron but he's got three things in development one for next year called the Nevers an epic tale following a gang of Victorian women who find themselves of unusual abilities relentless enemies and a mission

that might change the world TV show and he is he created it and is directing it so you know it'll be really sexist and out of touch and women will be just treated I just hate the way I didn't like Age of Ultron because I was like man why do you direct women the way you do

stop it for fuck sake where her crises over feeling valueless because she can't have children I don't remember Yeah, oh my God, that was so weird. Like, she said, she literally said, like, I'm not a real woman because she, she was sterile. Yeah.

That's really, really, really not right, dude. Yeah, that's the most bizarre part of that movie now. Yeah. Not as awful as everyone says, but also not great. It's also worse than everyone says. um before we move on i've i've got something quickly to mention uh um there's there's like a what do you call it there's like a thing at the moment you can vote for your favorite podcast the british podcast awards oh yeah yeah i was going to and um if we don't win we're canceling jarcast

if we're not number one in Britain, consider char-over. So if you want us to stick around, just shoot a vote over towards British. Yeah, maybe, like, commit fraud as well and do loads of votes. Yeah, create a bot or something. I can't encourage that on a microphone.

Don't do that. Yeah, don't. Don't. Don't. Totally don't do it. Not. Totally don't commit fraud for us. Do tax evasion as well.

That's a cute out. it. It's a very cute outfit, James. James, thoughts? On tax evasion, I love it. Who doesn't like a bit of... Well, the funny thing. Actually, you know what?

Let's not even stay on the subject to tax evasion. It's not particularly exciting. What is it? I am a pirate after. I've been tax evading for years. There's no taxes on the high seas, my friend. You know what I'm saying? international waters do what you want

oh true I watched some cringe yeah what cringe is it a keem saw's a YouTube channel no it was the Harley Quinn movie oh boas of prey yeah birds of prey and the fan fabulous

emancipation of one Harley Quinn Deadpool 3 but with a woman yeah yeah Yeah, they thought They've watched Deadpool and how much money it made

And they're like, what's our closest character? Oh, there we go. Suicide Squad. Deadpool. Hardly. Oh, snap. Combining this subject along with the Snyder cut, have you seen the A-a-cut of Suicide Squad

might be the next thing to come yeah I saw when I saw I didn't know about that headlines for the aeaker I actually scream laughed yeah because David Aya came out and said

there's a scene where Joker convinces someone to kill themselves and now everyone's like holy shit we need to see this just to see a fucking bad it is because didn't they have like fucking like four hours

he just threatens yeah yeah that is left out of suicide court like why do they even film that. This weird idea that seems to float around

with comic book fans like the comic book film fans that the longer the film the better it is. Most of the time the fucking longer cut is worse

just way worse. Everyone's bored after two and a half hours they don't want to fucking do it anymore. They might slog another half an hour if they have to

but you just you don't want to. Yeah, and it doesn't happen that often. I've been watching a film. I haven't finished it. I'm watching Almost Famous. This is a roundabout point. We'll get back to comic book films

because we're not done with this because that's all we talk about and then we'll go on a Halo 5, I think, after. And then maybe we'll rank the Kanye albums for a seventh time, I don't know. And we'll talk about Dawksor 2 for a bit. Yeah, maybe some Dawesau Street. So almost famous.

I didn't really, I think, so it's the extended cut. And it's two hours and 40 minutes. And the normal car is two hours. And the film should be fucking nearly over. It should vary. But it does not need to have another hour to it. The film has another hour left, and it doesn't fucking need it.

It did not need an extended cut. Fuck Cameron Crow and fuck Vanilla Sky. And that's my end point. Back to comic book. I've seen some vanilla sky. It's fucking weird. Stupid. It doesn't.

Yeah, I don't want to sport. toilet, Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz What? Penelope Cruz Oh, and Cameron Diaz? Yeah, Cameron Diaz Yeah And Kurt Russell

He's in it, some reason But Russell? Schmerch, Mussel Nice Yeah, so there we go, that's my That's that way, but we can go out to comic books I'm looking forward to this. I'm looking forward to this. suicide squad one i think possibly more if there is going to be one yeah that movie that that

was a real stinker that one so terrible possibly the worst movie i've ever seen but one of the best trailers ever think about it that trailer made everyone think it was going to be good until jared letter was in it yeah yeah yeah when they revealed that that that joker onto it. Yeah. And it was like, oh, that really sets the tone. You've really done a good job there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've been playing with fire the last few years. You've been playing with fire?

Yeah, no, I've been, I've been using my phone without a phone case. Oh. I checked my phone case off to clean my phone and was like,

oh. You feel, nice, doesn't it? Wow, this is so much nicer. Yep, I had the same thing yesterday. So far as... That is kind of fire, though.

I've gone like five days without a case and it's been honestly been pretty great. Yeah, but all it takes is once... It's not like a near miss. It's one... You will just... It will just happen.

And you won't you matter to stop it? Well, you know what? My phone has a fucking case on it and like a week ago, in the night, it just fell off my bed. and now huge smash on the screen my bed isn't like

fucking touching the ceiling it's not really high it's like a foot and a half off the ground off the floor I guess like a cat sort of height I guess you know yeah like a cat sort of height um and yeah that really pissed me off

um fair enough I'm trying to think I have a, like, a screen protector on mine as well, though. Yeah. Like a nice one, like a good one, because sometimes, you know, it's just a shitty one to me isn't even worth it. I'd rather not have a bad time every time I touch my phone.

But yeah. How do you put them on without getting air bubbles and stuff all underneath? Air bubbles, that's the easy part. The hard part is avoiding getting dust under it. Like, I had one fiber underneath mine. But I think it, either it's gone from it, it's been worn out of existence, or I just don't know where it is, because I don't know where it is on it anymore. Yeah. Yeah.

Damn. James? I don't, phone cases. Just don't buy cheap ones. It's a good company, yeah. I bought a decent one from a company called like Mouse. Just with everything, you've got to protect yourself. Because, you know, if you just don't use it one day, you're going to have a lifetime of problems.

if you don't use it one day Alex has not used it for five days and he's all right oh you know but sometimes you know you just think oh the day will be okay I won't use it and then boom yeah 20 years of your life and boom

what you're actually talking about yeah what the fuck is your point here begin to see and you get a C if you don't do it anyone else have any topics yeah I've got this topic there's just some really kind of pretty looking

um sea game that is utter complete and utter shit it is terrible what's that what you're on about you've angered the huge CFTs fandom no I'm one about Elite Dangerous oh very good no no no no I'm just I'm just

I'm taking a moment to say that this game is shit Sorry, I don't mean game I mean life Yeah, James I thought there was something you wanted to say To the jarlings direct We're currently out on the sea We got really sick of being tired

So we just gave up We became renegades All right Is that all you wanted to say I don't know I've got something to say Go on then Say it, preach sister

what do you say me me want a dick on a shirt check the description below now this is the part where the rap breaks down it gets real intense

no one makes a sound everything looks like it's eight mile now don't know what he says after that he probably says welcome to the second half of the jar cast I yes

from the corn community if you want to leave your own questions head over to the subreddit where there's a suggestion thread let's start off with this one from Magic Bananas Zed who says

for everyone for everyone settle a debate between me and my brother are curtains being used when they're open or closed neither I feel like they just are passively being used

If you possess curtains They are passively being used all the times Passive, they're just something I'd say you're using them when you're opening or closing Yeah, that is definitely using When they're open, what's their use? Letting light in and letting you look out But they're not, they have nothing to do with light coming in

Do they all they do is block their use is to give you the option to have either light or none and in turn privacy or not privacy but I'm going to call you out and say you don't use one you don't use curtains use blinds and curtains I'm going to call you out and say that's fucking stupid personally I mean I think it depends on the room you're in for blinds or curtains like an office blinds maybe a bedroom can't

Curns and blinds. You want, basically all you want is, as long as it's in your bedroom, it's blackout. You don't want no light coming in. Exactly. But we've strayed way away from it. I think what we've established is, fuck you, question asker. Next question. Okay.

Oil underscore hollocks is James. Is it really true that the other members of the cast bully you slash peer pressure you into doing things are they truly the bullies of the cast? Yes, of course. I bully him into buying really expensive aftermarket car parts. We don't talk about that. Yeah. Okay, I'll have a buddy.

Yeah. Point your gun at the bully. Come on, wait, putting it at the one person. Why? What the fuck are I done? You are the bully. Do you know why you're the bully? We go to bloody Casper's, Alex is like, Oh, James, you know you want two, James.

And then I buy two and I can't finish one of them. You buy two. Yeah. Eyes bigger than your belly. It does it every time. Every time we go into a restaurant, I always is like, oh, no, you want it. You want it. Go on then.

You know you can eat it. And then I do buy. It just, it's abuse. No wonder I'm getting fat. Joseph Zed Khan. as this one for us. Sorry if this question's already been asked, but

do the members of the cast when they're not on an episode listen to the ones that they've missed? No, I don't. I've ever missed one in years. I've only missed like two and I don't think I've listened to them

if I'm being honest. It's just, um... Those are the best ones. You should listen to those ones. I don't listen to any podcast. is the thing so yeah nothing personal

just don't listen to podcasts I tend to listen to a little bit if I'm not on one but I won't I won't listen to the whole thing yeah every now and then I'll watch like an opening yeah that's probably

yeah yeah I wind up hearing most of it anyway because of editing it obviously stage DK as this one again for James. We-wee.

If the jar boys were to pilot a four-man tank, what would their roles be? Oh, this is a good one. It's difficult because who would, who... Because obviously you've got the command there, you've got the gun operator and you've got the loader and you got the driver. So someone's got to be look on the lookout for other tanks and to, you know, command the entire vehicle. I don't know, it's actually, it's really hard to say. it's really hard to say because I honestly

don't trust any of you to actually command a tank. I'm a pretty good navigator I'll have you know I've got sharp eyes so what I've got to wear glasses sometimes um

you know I'll spot that tiger tank hiding in those bushes a mile away um I'm gonna say Jamie is the shooter and what does the shooter it just shoots the gun that's it

That's pretty much it. But I say that because in the shooter's position is really cramped, and you're the only one who'd fit. And that's one of the things they picked in World War II is people of height for certain positions. People of height, like people of colour. No, no. Tall people would not be like a driver most of the time.

Brad Pitt's pretty tall. fucking fit in that fucking stupid movie Sharla Buff in it transforms I picked the commander Sheila Booth was the gunner

what did John Bernthel do which one's that he's in the walking dead Punisher doesn't mean anything he's Punisher he's got

he looks like he's been in a lot of fights yeah he looks tough Rubens he's got a massive dick in that movie Ruben's a loader Um I'd be driver

and I should be commander That is my official Why would you be driver Uh Yeah why Drifter Tell us Tank Drifter

Yes Practically And why would Ruben be the loader Strength I'm just so fucking powerful And why would Alex be the commander? Because he's shit at everything else. He's definitely not going to drive.

Because what? Alex wouldn't drive. Why? He's the only other one of us that can drive. Are tanks manual? Yeah. Are they automatic? They're manual.

When they're going to upgrade tanks to fucking automatic tanks? Electric tanks. When we're going somewhere, we've got the sat-nav, who gives the wrong directions? I don't give wrong directions, I just don't give directions. He misdirects. It's different. No, misdirection is giving the wrong direction. You shut up.

Okay, so giving actual... Looking at a dictionary once in a while, eh? Giving directions that are better than giving no direction, so therefore Alex is the commander. Okay. yeah whatever fuck it I'm not questioning the logic honestly

yeah I just wanted to know the logic if there was any excuse me sorry everybody mungo pungo has a logical question for James again lots of James questions question for James

before the pandemic began you talked about how you were planning to eventually begin your car channel this year assuming society doesn't collapse and the pandemic ends is this car channel still in the cards.

Yes, but it's probably going to be pushed back. Is it there really? Well, all I need is a GoPro. Okay. That's it. It's going to be a GoPro set in the car with driving, like track days, you know, car stuff. But it's just like waiting to build the car. I need like more mods, basically.

Okay, fair enough. It is happening. no better get him out of his ghost form again needs to get that checked up it's also an ASR channel just want to add that pit on face has one for us okay do you think would be able to beat the grandma

from the Madagascar movies in a fight definitely not Alex as we know because the lion a ass always gets fucked up by you know so who in Jarre is which have we we've done this before and I always get lumped with the token black so no but there's two token blacks in Madagascar oh yeah well I always get lumped with the fat one if there's a fat one why have you given me this

you take that back wait who's Melman then um you're Melman Okay, which one of the zebras in Escape to Africa? I'm the 300, I'm the 323rd to the left one. What was the question? Who could beat the grandma? Going by that, I'd say James could beat the grandma. where is he anyway

he's a camouflage expert clearly he's gone oh he's over there playing with the chickens you couldn't be the grandma me no no I couldn't be the grandma no way

and Ruben would sleep with the grandma I'm gonna seduce her how don't just bring her the head and like the lion or something your linguistic skills charm her using your British Is that what you call someone who eats linguine?

Le Vieux. What? Somebody who eats linguine? A linguistic. No, if you're linguistic, I'm pretty sure you're on the spectrum. No. Don't. Oscar Man 97 has one.

Around 60 episodes ago, James said he'd be, be completely fine dyeing his hair grey. Does the new Chad James still feel this way? And will we ever see the silver-haired James? Game on. My hair on the side is going quite grey already. I'll probably get to a point where I will just yeat it and just go completely grey because it's just... You're not going to dye it?

I'd want it to be natural, but... Yeah, I mean like diet your colour. Yeah, sure. Of course. Why not? It looks good. You can't say grey looks bad. You just got to choose when to start doing it. You've got to make sure you do it before people start noticing that you're going grey. Otherwise, they know that you've died it. Why do people...

What's wrong with going grey? Nothing. Like, Geryl. Yeah, he looks good as hell. He looks awesome. I don't get it. Or white, though? Gray.

I mean, he's white. He's white wolf. Oh, shit. Yeah. Grey Wolf is, um, is it Grey Fox? Sorry, and I'll get that's a whole other thing. Yes. I think of that dude from, um, uh, Madman.

Oh, John's Mattary. Yeah. The actor, I can't think he was him. Roger Sterling, sorry, yeah. Yeah, he suits being, um, a, he's white-haired, isn't it? Yeah, he's not even gray. His hair is totally white. Yeah, but, like, he would have used to have green hair or something. Mm-hmm.

so no silver hair james any time soon yeah five years maybe depends how stressed I am five years okay that's a oddly specific oh to that a fend one sci forms says what are your thoughts on hunting

for sport conservation or otherwise is there anything you guys consider unethical like spear hunting or killing animals that don't have a fair chance. Are you allowed to hunt in the UK? Hunting bad. If you like

what are the rules here about hunting? I don't know, I've never looked into it. Farmers hunt, don't they surely? Yeah, you're allowed to like for pest control. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but then there's like, people think... Hunting for sport, I guess. It's just a bit like, man. Yeah, but what if you eat the chicken that you hunt? It's not much of a hunt. Is it? Oh, shit, hang on. Everyone, we're going to die if you go near that.

Yeah. Well, trophy hunting is obviously, you know, these people don't deserve whites. Let's just make that clear. For those of you listening to this, gunpowder. killed them um trophy hunting's bad fox hunting's bad hunting is bad hunting is bad the only except if you're like if you're killing it and eating it i mean sure whatever yeah that's fine does that any different to just buying it already killed in like a supermarket yeah but hunting things for nothing i mean you're you're still hunting for the fun of it

you know for the murder of it is it for the murder is it like aren't there some animals that need to be like kept at bay yeah but you don't tend to eat those it depends what it is surely i don't know what like pheasants and foxes they tend to be what people go and murder well yeah people eat pheasants yeah but they don't eat fox no i'm i'm saying pheasants is an example of something that doesn't need to be kept at bay

I don't know stupid birds I've never been into farming obviously so I'm not really sure I'm big into farming man I don't like any form of just hunting for fun what if we do the next one in farming simulator

do you mean do the next one we actually farm Ruben we actually farm you know will I farm I don't want to do that You know there's only one acceptable form of hunting And that's milf hunting I agree

Yeah what about like What ones do you consider unethical Trophy hunting Human hunting No that's okay I mean You know when you see people standing proudly over a dead Like lion

Maybe like an elephant Come on man But if they ate it that would be fine No it wouldn't Nah don't eat like don't need don't want to do that. They're like already, they're a rare animal. Go hunt a fucking cow. No, or hunt some of a gun who can kill you.

Yeah. The wolf. What if, you know, we've all seen Predator. Okay. Just put them in a jungle with the predator. If they escape, they can hunt any trophy animal they want. But they won't escape. So.

Yeah. Yeah. You're a predator, yeah. I'm anti all of it. Bad. You're anti-preditor? No, I'm anti-being human. Ooh.

Yeah. Fatred telephone box has one for us. What is the most intense slash insane thing each of you have done for a joke. I want to know how far the Yogs have gone in the ventures of comedy. Also what happens to the... Oh no, I'm not reading that bit. Continue.

Pushing Jamie in a river? But that doesn't actually happen. Yeah, you didn't... Crazier things than that. Much crazier. Like what? Everything that you used to do on that old fucking, like, silver, grey bike you had. You snapped the bike in half, but that wasn't for a joke.

No, that happened. It was a accident. No, it was his setting his hair on fire. Oh, yeah, that was crazy. When did he do that? He just picked up a lighter and just set his hair on fire for the reason. You know James goes

and then does things. Yeah. He went bhaer and then set his hair on fire. He goes bar and does things. It's a broad spectrum. Accurately.

Yeah, it's really accurate. I don't know why. It's Jamie's fault. No, that's not. I don't... Yeah, well, how's it felt? When did he do this? Like, you're right, you know? What?

No, no. This looks like a year ago. Oh, right. It was this weird, doughnut. Yeah. Wasn't this year? It was like January. Oh, I presume this was a young James, like, idiot move, but... Christ, it's like an old James idiot move.

Yes. Punished James. Venom James. the kitchen and without any warning. Yeah, like me and Alex didn't egg him on or anything. James just, like, decided it would be funny. What did you do

to put it out? It was like water on it or something. No, he just smacked his head. Yeah, because he didn't expect it to catch in the way it did. Yeah, but it was extremely flammable. Yeah. It's just like dry grass. It's waiting to fucking go up in flames, man.

That could have gone. it could have gone really wrong really fast I'm like who's what it's it if we were egging you on like we could take some responsibility but it was just

so fucking out of the blue yeah if it's awkward to tell like go to A&E head why did you quite a hell dude, like

I swear James just has like very few inhibitions what does that mean? Nothing's off the cards for you. If an idea goes into your head, it's just like a flip of the kind whether you'll go through with it

or not. It's not even if I'm fucking wait. It's way to fucking die, man. It's just like, like, 80-20 and it's like, yes, 80% of the time. It's like, full out new Vegas. How's it like

Fall Out New Vegas, Alex? Yeah, go on. Expand on that, funny statement. You know that stupid fucking mode where you like aim at people and there's a chance. Right. Oh, right.

Yeah, I see what you're saying. I thought it's just going to be like a loose gambling reference. James is the protagonist of an RPG. Jesus. I've done some pretty dumb stuff.

Yeah, the thing with setting your hair on fire is that, like, you set your own hair on fire? It's not like you're pushing anyone into a river or something. Yeah, or the stinging nettles. Can you imagine, like, the alternate dimension where James actually pushed me into that river? I mean, I thought you did get pushed into a load of stinging nettles. Yeah, but he pushed, like, that's nowhere near as bad as actually falling into a river. Which river? Whamon Chippin'

Yeah, the massive Moncton fucking Park Yeah Jesus Christ Yeah, he tried between him Jesus fucking Christ

Very, very nearly happened as well Ha ha ha ha He can't believe His own lunacy, can he? He can't believe he's looking back at him Yeah

the furthest i've gone was um getting like t-shirts printed for things that i find funny you put a pair of underwear on the roof of your house oh yeah and they just stayed there Alex loved it specifically taking my underwear things that aren't except like areas that aren't accessible but you can view them that's no different to me it was different to me

it was different with Alex because it was all like calculated yeah and how is that comparable to just lighting your hair on fire how does it be all trying to post someone into a river like you see that was opportunistic

the river thing yeah no but also physical yeah this was like mental anguish yeah yeah because their thing's physical as well well. Yeah, no, James is a physical joke sort of guy.

You're a practical joker of sorts, you know. Yeah. James is literally on practical jokers. Impractical jokers. Walk the fucking plank. Anyone else got any extreme examples of humor? I'd have to think about it. I suppose.

You've taken some humor? The legend eight bite And bicycle clip is a pretty is one. The legendary bite of 86, did you say? It's 87, I think. Yes, that. I can't, I can't think of anything I've done. But my dad always used to joke.

What the fuck are we talking about now? Yeah, what's the, what's the laugh? I just, it's just whenever FNAF comes up. It's just something so lame about it That era was terrible Where that was the game For like no It was shit as well

It was always shit Yeah The Markiplier videos Found these jelly beans Yeah the scariest The scariest game of all time or whatever Oh YouTube changed hairs man

But yeah The prank thing My dad used to joke like with my brother in the garden like he'd say like should we play chainsaw tag you know like just

and we'd fucking scream and laugh and run around the garden and he'd pretend to get his chainsaw out of the shit and he would it's going to say no one prosecuting police but he would like

he would start it but he'd leave the guard on and just like rev it a little bit you know to make it you wouldn't go anywhere near us with it but just you know to add to this like oh chainsaw tag that's what he used to find

dude yeah my brother found that especially funny Jim did you say one um no I'm

I've always been way nicer than than all y'all so say that again motherfucker okay well I have one you

can answer, Jim, from an iron hellmate 222 who says, what are your all-time favorite episodes of the cast? I love the one where you talk about the indoor ply places. Indoor play places? Yeah, they know. Um...

Indoor play places. What the fuck? I don't know, it's hard to remember them. Changed Has. Changed Has is funny because I think it's one of my favorite titles. I like, like, what was it called? Something Booty Spider-Man. Yeah, what was the first word?

What was it? Hot Girl Booty Spider-Man. Yeah, that one's awesome. Dude. James? James, what's your favourite episode? Um, um, you know my favourite episode. No, I don't.

That's why I asked. It's one of the most legendary episodes ever made. Which? Um, normal episode. Yeah. I thought you hated the normal episode. No, I, um, it was a very good break in the jar structure, and it gave a good insight into the intricate,

dynamic between the members and... You're just saying words now. Shut the fuck up. Dude, the normal episode was something to remember. Yeah, I do know. There are so many at this point. You can just take your pick. Yeah, fuck it, the normal.

Beans for Breakfast asks this. I've recently been replaying Halo Combat Evolved, but I'm taking a break because I've encountered the biggest pile of do-do from a butt I've ever seen. The library level. It's been a few years since I've played, and I've forgotten just how genuinely atrocious it is. Anyway, do you guys have any particular thoughts on that level? Or are there any other levels in the Halo series that leave a particularly stinky taste in your mouth?

and thanks for keeping us all laughing in these tough times mingers I actually have 15 I can list right now if you just give me a sec 15 levels I don't think the library is

the worst level in that game yeah I don't think it is either actually I think two betrayals yeah two betrayal sucks fuck two betrayals that is a crap crap crap level which one is two

betrayals when you get back to the snow place yeah and there's rafs at the end the one notoriously where we were doing it and i would disconnect at the very end every fucking time so shit internet at the time yeah yeah and you've done it all before but as for 15 why 15 Halo 5 guardians has a total of 15 campaign missions all worthless that's my contribution and I'm out. I think the entirety of Halo 2 is shit, so that... Halo 2 is one of the best games just ever. It's so good.

On a high note, though, once we're through this, what about just the best Halo level? Just one mission. You can only have one. Uh, the arc. Mm, yeah. Pretty amazing, that one. that opening

cut scene from Halo 5 oh sick level that one um yeah I don't despise the library it's just too long not like having a shotgun and just killing flood for ages well it's more the level design

is dull as shit like it's just the same room over and over and you can just cheat it as well you can just like grenade jump through a lot of it so it's almost, and that's sort of like the accepted way of doing it as well because it's like, yeah, just do that

because it's so boring otherwise. Just grenade jump through the door. It is a bad level. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I don't know. Best levels. Probably is Halo 3 levels. Yeah.

I like, I like the first snow level of Halo 1 a lot. Mm-hmm. I like, the last level of Halo 1. one like the driving bit yeah see the last level of halo one for me is ruined by that bit where you got to throw the grenades into the stupid vents or fire a rocket if you've ventured out into that room yeah i just think that part is lame see i um i actually i mean i know it's cliche to

say it but the last level of halo three is just so fucking good what a moment it's like the same is the last level of Halo 1, but execute it better. Yeah, but that also takes away from it, the fact that it's not a new idea. Well, for me, it was the first time I'd experienced it. So, like, I just, you know. And it is untimarily better. You're on fire. Baby.

Donkey, you're on fire. Really, I'm not a fan of Halo at all Oh, shut up Okay, let's end on this one then from Yellow Tummy What's up, cast members Beast in particular, smiley face I have a little question about your local terms

slash vocabulary I've only been to England once in my life This was a couple of years ago. I was staying in a somewhat lowly populated area. Not far from Swindon, actually. One day I was talking to a man from, I don't know. One day I was talking to a man from nearby at the local pub. I asked him if he knew any nice places to go for walks in the area.

He told me about a place but gave me a warning. He said, watch out for bollocks. I always thought that this term meant testicles, or like, cock. To this day, I regret to clarify what he was talking about. Do any of you know what he might have been referring to? Honestly, I have no idea. He might have said bullocks, though. He might have been, either he made a mistake or he might, I don't know,

but it might have been bullocks. What's a bullock? It's just a young bull. Yeah. Yeah, because So if you were going for a walk Yeah, yeah I just

Oh yeah, if I can't forget The iconic moment I stabbed a bull's testicles of a stick Yeah, because saying The word bollocks is used here But not normally like that Yeah

Watch out for bollocks Unless you're going somewhere With like lots of testes Wow, there it is. I think we answered that pretty well, eh? And with that said, we'll see you guys on the next Angry Ruben show. Do you remember the way the advertise Sea of Thieves

with like all the content creators? Yeah, cringing around. Whoa, this is too much for me. Easy demoing that and shit like that. Yeah. I think the worst one for me will always be the, possibly the anthem one. Anyway. I can do with the XP.

Yeah, let's not do that mission at the moment. Tom could do with the XP. So cringe. Well? James, you know what to do. James, you know what to do. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to the next episode of the Corncast.

Today we are joined on an island. Ruben got us sunk and here we are abandoned.