JAR Media Posdact - KING APE WIN BIG - Brocast #10

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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What's 1 plus 0? Zero. Nope, it's 10, which is the number of broadcasts we've done. What do you think about that? I guess in a sense, in the same way that 1 plus 1 equals window. Ah, I hear you, I remember that one. Then, yeah. I remember that one.

1 and 0. It's 10. Well, 1 minus 1 equals 0 and 0 is what you are not if you listen to the jarcast. Let's go! Or the brocast.

You know what I'm saying? Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, losing gents, and me host Alex, joined by Jim. Yes. I've got to say I'm cozy down here, I'm comfy down here.

I don't know if I've really spent much time down here. I don't think so. I'm starting to get a little bit attached. Yeah? I don't think you've sat on there since it's some destruction. Since the destruction? Yeah, since it got distracted. What would you call that event?

The distraction of bloody episode 276? It wasn't even like on an episode, right? I think it was. I sat down on it and it snapped. No, it happened on it. We're talking about this sofa's like legs snapped during recording an episode, but it was one where the gimmick was the camera. was the camera was zoomed in on one of us.

I can't remember who. Oh, okay. So when it happened, there was no angle of it. Then one time we needed something like that in it. Fell to the wayside, to the shoreline. Sorry, to the bloody wayside and the bloody shoreline. Fell to the shoreline and the wayside. I'm just, I'm really into the idea right now of, um...

Singing? Becoming. Well, that's always there. Back to the shoreline Um Yeah, I forgot what I was saying now You have a new passion Yeah, I do have a new passion

For For singing Oh, okay So you, I did finish your sentence correct Mm-hmm I'm learning all the tricks Following all the YouTube channels Mm-hmm

Do a bit of vibrato for everybody That's where you sort of let it Wiggle Yeah, there you go Is that how you do it like properly? No. Oh. Why are you asking me?

I don't know how to Whimmy Wham-Wam? What's the opposite of vibrato though? Staccato. Stamaciato, please. One stomatiato, please. One for Appuccino for me, thank you. But no, I'm obsessed with

this idea, right? You know Americans, they have an idea of what a British person is? No. What? They must do. When they're learning history and they learn about the civil wars, they learn about these naughty nasties who were trying to overthrow them. Yeah, they think we all have, like, hunting foxes and eating bakewell.

Those are the two stereotypes you went to. Well, the hunting one, because of, do you remember that really, that episode that infuriated us as kids of Oh, Fairly Your Parents, yeah. Yeah, there was a British character. Let's go off to the hunt. That was, that one sucked

but South Park had a good one. Pip. I think he was like a foreign exchange student and he was British, I think. I can't remember. Something like that. But I agree with you, that one always did bother me because it was like, only the 1%

of the 1% do the hunt. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Um, those, uh, long-time listeners will know that, the, the, the Welsh family we talk about, they're one of these few families that would, they would do the hunt, which is like a horrible activity where you go and hunt foxes, I guess. Yeah. With like bloodhounds. Yeah, I mean, you, the humans don't really do the hunting. They just ride along while dogs shred these. Yeah,

yeah pieces and then everyone goes and gets drunk but i was yeah i was watching some sitcom or some american thing i think it was desperate housewise to be honest it probably was where there was this whole like beat plot with this british guy appeared and it was like bloody hell i'm bloody british i am and he was like framed like clearly for the audience as like now this is the dream british guy and it's like who his accent was just like it was it was it was that annoying voice I do they're like bloody yes like here we go bloody I'm here bloody and like you said like bloody all the time you know so I'm thinking like clearly that's how you get those American babes

are you going to morph your personality to just be that all the time well it's pretty easy because you just got to say bloody before everything you say blood I don't think I can do it though At least try Just pretend I'm an American Hey dude Shut Bloody fuck

Whoa No I can only do me That's profound Are you a sayer of bloody Bloody? What do you think? Have you ever Have you ever? Let me say bloody in earnest

Probably I say bloody fuck Oh bloody fuck Yeah That's a good one But it has to be followed by fuck for it to work. Yeah, I'm not really much of a bloody guy myself. You bloody twat!

You bloody fool! It makes me think of Harry Potter mostly. I feel... Oh, bloody, bloody! I think Harry Potter ruined the opportunity of catching American babes. With the bloody? Yeah, with like... Just being English.

No, that they... love that right they love harry potter but it met like harry potter makes us look like pussies right right oh did it expose us what we really well yeah yeah because like i'm not saying we're not but before then like we were kind of like suave and cool you know it was james bond that one character in desperate house was like that was our rap and now it's it's fucking Ron Weasley Bloody oh bloody Fucking how Harry

I hope he's doing Alright grin Unfortunate last name Sounds like a Harry Potter Creature Yeah There's a bloody grin Come over me

Bloody oh Harry There's a grin over there Go and collect Hetting grint hides No no No Well before we get too deep into the show Thus not forget

Ron That's not Forget Ron To shout out the patrons Over at the Patreon Or the Patreon's over at the Patreon On the pot On the Pontrian

Um You know Let's start calling them The Potterion The Potterian The The Potterkin Yeah the potterkin

Should we just start Like Just only like Reviewing Harry Potter Media and stuff. There's more of what we do completely. Really focus in on what we care about. We're going to kick that off with a review of the cursed child.

The stage show. And the sequel, The Cursed Human, just been born fresh. But yeah, if you're a debiterer above or a Yoda tier or a... is there a yada tear there might be a dobbie tier I think there might be is there a china tier Jesus

what was I talking about yeah if you're a Dobby tier yeah we get your patron names together like kind of like credits to the beginning of Star Wars we listen we read you off all your funny names and creative ideas we the inventor of credits

yeah yeah it's like a title cruel if you will there's the jar media patron group chat there is there's the audio version that is made possible that's on sound cloud

um actually I think it's everywhere except sound clouds so don't listen to that last second we're on sound mound on the new one Silicon Valley's launching a few new ones we got a few deals coming up with sound mound we got sound mound we got

um what's the real one called pod bean? Podbean that's us yeah and we'll be talking about Podbean here in a second Yeah Podbean was our startup Yep I don't know if we can legally say that actually Really? I don't know

Podbean In let's say allegedly Allegedly In jest we invented pod bean we invented pod bean ingest you could say yeah ingest

we ingested beans and came up with the idea of pod bean so buy shares in pod bean speaking of Americans you know they're no wonder they're such haters of baked beans

because their version of beans is just dry bean it's poo what it sucks their version of beans sucks what do they have It's just like dry.

Like dry kidney beans. Salt. You know? O's the kind of sweet. Yeah, there's a bit of sugar in there. You have to, if you don't want sugar in your beans, you've got to buy the non-sugar version. Or drain them. Drain them?

Oh, you can drain them. You don't drain Heinz beans. I've done that a few times to make a... That's disgusting. Yeah, to make a, you know, on them things. What do the beans even look like when they're not covered in orange? They kind of look like tiny brains. Really?

No. Not sure. It's been a long time since I've drained a can of beans. I've got to admit. I'll tell you what I do need to admit. Yeah. It's the housekeeping segment where we head over to some of those insane questions and comments from the previous week that we probably need to wrap up. Okay.

And there's a juicy one over here. Bloody Christ. Oh yeah, sorry. There's a bloody juicy one over here. Um, that can be kicked off by the grinning gamer. 9.325. Really not liking the snack break segment. Maybe give us a heads up on what snack you'll be eating next episode so we can prepare and don't feel left out.

But conversely, eggy slang said the snack break was so jarring. Loll? Because I was eating a sandwich with chips in it as it started. It felt weirdly intimate to be crunching along with the boys, especially with a close-up shot. Amazing episode continue the snack section in the future. Hmm. This is the hardest part of creating content for an audience. The snack segment.

One person says, Give me some of that low wavelength red and someone else says, hmm, I want some of that high frequency blue. Then it becomes red versus blue and Bruce Stheathith is born. And where are they now? Gone. gone, undone, by the audience. By big farmer, probably.

By big blue. By big rooster. Big blue is what I call my bowl, that I eat my snacks out of... Your bore? My bowl. Good. Because it's a large blue bowl. Oh.

And I call it big blue. I was getting scared, I was going to say, like, what do you mean? You got a ball somewhere you're not telling me about? No, boars frightened me. Boar's frightened me, but pigs are overhead. hated and I'll leave it at that. I won't argue. Nice.

Are bulls pigs? They're in the pig family, I would say. They're certainly in the pig family. But you wouldn't call them a pig? I would. Okay. If someone was like, what on earth is a boar? I'd be like, you know, a pig.

A hairy pig. You know, a pig? You know, a pig? Yeah. It's just a little bit big boy pig with tusks. That's it, you know. More muscle, I suppose. And a thicker hide, you might add.

Speaking of thicker hides, Lil Drid wrote in, I work in an office environment, and we have a speaker in the office where we like to play music. Sometimes we put the radio on, and other times someone will connect it, to it via Bluetooth, and put on their own music. It's a good way of bringing a cozy vibe to the room.

Anyway, one day, today actually, my manager suggested that we find a podcast to put on instead and just use it as background noise. Of course, I immediately thought the job would be a great choice. It's funny, incorporates fan interaction and is broken up into easy to digest chunks for easy listening. But you were also very unpredictable, so there was no way I'd risk putting on the latest one, which I hadn't heard yet. A good call from my part after Alex decided to put us through the... snack segment. I settled on episode

259. I haven't noted on my phone among the other favorite episodes which I like to revisit from time to time and I hadn't listened to it in a long time. Grave mistake. Right off the bat you're comparing yourselves to the Chippets from Alvin and the Chipmunks. And James goes on an aggressive rant

about NFTs. The F word has never been more rammed into 60 seconds than ever before. But my colleagues were still interested in listening as I'd spoken about hour before and the conversation about obscure names for babies got a lot of laughs and started an actual conversation in the office outside of just the podcast. I guess the point of this anecdote was that I didn't realize how unhinged this podcast and maybe even other podcasts which I listened to

were. When I listen, it's when I'm commuting to or from work and with headphones on and the topics slash language that is prevalent in your stuff is just normal. It was only when I was listening to it with others that I realized how you guys are definitely not safe for work. Safe to say, I'll not be playing it on the bloody speaker again. I added the bloody at the end there. Yeah, I assumed you did. Yeah, I mean,

I mean, come on. Like, that's on Uber. Like, yeah. There's never been a situation in my life where it's like, I'm putting this podcast I listen to on. Yeah, for other people to hit. That's mine. You know? Yeah.

And I said, there's too much explaining I need to do. you know for this to make any sense yeah and that's not even for like for this one you know yeah yeah let alone like ones that were easy to explain

they don't require more explanation well yeah I mean biggest podcaster Joe Rogan imagine just putting on a random episode of his to like you put on the Alex Jones episode yeah check out this fire podcast

you're the one with that guy who was in Ironman have you listened to any of it I've seen clips yeah I wish I had the brain of that guy yeah he's unlocked something

yeah he's I mean he's on a different plane figure it out he's he's beyond all scientists redesigned the periodic table yeah but that's what they say about all madmen at first

yeah they said it about Einstein. They said it about that guy. You know, in the future we'll look back and think, huh. He's actually doing all of, he's learned all of science so he can create a time machine so he can

be in the MCU. That's his motivation. I'm gonna be an end game. I'm gonna do it. Sun praising man said, I thought the birds chirping in the cast were edited in at first when listening on Spotify and was about to say you boy should keep doing it because it was very relaxing but then I realized it's actually real and the birds outside the windows are just super loud got me thinking that maybe you guys could do an outdoor recording session somewhere in the shire or just Alex's backyard maybe next to a fence to the fence he almost burned down no yeah I disagree we should go deeper we should go deeper into interior locations

Yeah, we can do like a podcast sort of like in the backrooms, you know, like in the creepy past. Or like at least underground. In a tunnel. In a mine. Yeah, or you, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the tunnel. Which one? Our one. There's a few World War tunnels around here. There are some World War tunnels.

Could do one in there? We could role play as army boys. All right. Rollplay ghost hunters. Wouldn't need to be roleplay, though, because there were real ones around there, around those parts. We're all too familiar with ghouls and goblins around... Speaking of goblins, let alone ghouls. Dreamhouse 533 said, they're lying if they say they weren't high in this one.

It's just another example of it. Yeah. Y'all are dumb. Yeah, wasn't that, it was actually crack. Yeah, we moved on a long... time ago, from baby drugs for little babies. We've upgraded.

We've upgraded. OZMPIC family. Yeah, yeah. No, genuinely, OZAMPIC is quite nice. Yeah, a little bit nice. Yeah. It's a little bit bloody nice. Someone called me

um, fat once, so... Same. I subscribe to OZMPIC online. And there are actually two, there's two more I want to read before we end this segment. And then one thing I need to bring up to you before we go to the mid-break. Um, and I don't normally like bringing up, like, people's dreams and stuff.

Like, it's bad enough when it's my dreams, let alone, like, strangers' dreams. An anecdotal dream. But this anecdotal dream did catch my attention. Um, and I didn't actually catch the name until reading it just now. called Dream Surfer 74, 3, 4 So maybe this is like that whole thing Can I briefly mention my dream I had last night?

You know what, yeah, go for it All I remember was Because yesterday I went to the shop And bought spaghetti And all I remember It was just before I woke up Was Someone had my spaghetti

My whole grain spaghetti And they poured it out of window The whole lot Yeah, the whole thing Just chaos Yeah, and you know when you wake up and you're like No, you're like Oh, I was going to make spaghetti

Now I can't, but then you're like, wait a minute No one pulled my spaghetti out of a window Yeah, that's one of those Yeah It was like when Anacom wakes up And then he goes and plays his Game Boy My spaghetti Yeah

My spaghetti He joined the dark side to say his spaghetti. Dream Surfer anyway says this. Just woke up and my dream my dream of Alex dying of some wimpy disease

he just got. And Jamie and James make videos but they were bad slam poetry skits where they took it completely serious and didn't stop making in-memorium videos is still fresh in my heart.

The channel had an update video, too, where you said content would change, and there was one video after that of a car review and predictions for 2025 automobiles, but that was the last video. See, this could be, um, the future. This could actually be the future, because I love slam poetry. And I don't know how you can say it wasn't good slam poetry, because there's no such thing. Not good, I'm poetry And Bang on on the wimpy disease Yeah

You know Yeah, if you're gonna go down That's exactly Yeah, I was just like What's this idiot comment then Oh wait, hold up Wimpy disease You know what?

Maybe you're more like Yoda Than I once thought Hate leads to anger Anger leads to suffering Suffering leads to wimpy disease what is a wimpy disease what's an example of a wimpy disease I don't know like I guess if I like

died from a cold yeah is a cold a disease what's a disease what does disease mean all those fucking watch the the jar biologists crawl out of the woodwork a disease is actually one of these not

I'm not trying to be disrespectful They just go on Wikipedia and they're like, get the definition. Hi, ultra-biologist jar. Two times nominated job. Yeah, they just go on Google, they're fine. Yeah, yeah. And before we go into this topic, I want to talk about with you. That's really serious, by the way.

Just needs to preface. I need to reference this question slash comment from the jar media. Patreon group chat, which you can enter if you're any tier, I believe. Sexter McCool said, Can you address the Pod Bean allegations? Been listening to recent cast on Spotify, and I've been getting very cringe ads from Podbean. I don't know if it's a mistake,

because I thought that's what Alex said last time in regards to Podbean. If you're just getting your bag, then I don't mind buy some of that. But some of the ads almost sound like Alex doing his cringe, annoying voice, lol. Further proof that we created And Um So this one actually

Is not a mistake This was intentional Um They're supposed to have been on for like months But like I guess they've only just started working properly Um Oh okay I didn't record those

Podbean ads I'd love to I get more clarification on what my cringe annoying voices I've got a few Um Yeah, is it that argue voice? It just means my just normal talking voice.

Yeah, yeah. I've AIed your voice. Yeah, yeah. So I was thinking maybe if there's enough demand for it, I could just put the raw MP3 without any ads or any interference on Patreon when I upload everything anyway. But let me know about that. Give me some feedback. Speaking of feedback, bro.

I can't remember if I've actually spoken to you about this, and it's not, like, relevant by any means. But it's something that I think you might find interesting, at the very least. Okay. So, do you remember a little guy by the name of Osama bin Laden? Ring a few bells for me. Why should I remember him? Um, don't know.

Mostly for the contents of his laptop, really. So we've got like a Hunter Biden type character. Yeah. So we've had one side. Now we can have a deep dive at the other side. Hunter bin Laden. Hunter bin Laden's laptop. Okay.

I mean, I've got it over there somewhere. Uh-huh. You know. Got it at the same place I got Bidens. One of those phone repair shows Yeah That everyone is always flooding to Yeah

They're always crammed Alba to Alba But there are lots of them Have you heard about it? Have we spoken about this? I don't think so I don't know what you're going to say I might not have heard about it

Oh good Even better So like I guess when Oh maybe actually I guess when bin Laden was like taken out right you had like this compound and all this all this guy was a bit of a gamer

you literally was a gamer yeah he was a bunch of things I went through this article um there's four segments right and it's good you said video games because that was the first segment I screenshot the series of video games downloaded and saved onto compound computers suggest

bin Laden or someone else who lived on the compound was an avid video game enthusiast. The CIA files released after the 2011 raid showed that Al-Qaeda leader had downloads of popular games like Half-Life, Super Mario Bros, Yoshi's Island DS, Final Fantasy 7, Dragon Ball Z, and Counter-Strike. I knew it. That's exactly

why I was just like freaking out of it. A game where multiple players team up to fend off counter-terrorism efforts. That was too much. Is this a new like anti-CIS go Do you remember that cringy video that was like you boot up your World War II game

and search for a game and suddenly oops, you're a Nazi? Have you seen that shit? It came out ages ago and it was basically saying in a World War II game it shouldn't force you to be a Nazi with it like if you don't choose to be a Nazi I thought you're talking about like radicalization of no no you boot up your World War II game and oops oh you're like playing on that right he says it like that like all of a sudden you're a Nazi um it's like why would you buy a World

two game anyway um yeah because I think CSGO has had some drama before with people saying like it probably shouldn't be called terrorists like one team is terrorists and the other is anti-terrorists right to learn that bin Laden was actually playing at least watching it over someone's shoulder yeah yeah or like training as man well um I'm sure this one

probably helped with the training Disney films has a whole segment okay it's strange to think that the mastermind behind the death of thousands of people would have Disney films in his hide-up, but several were found at the compound, including cars, Chicken Little, and Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Chicken Little? Yeah, the other two, I mean, the other two aren't great. But Chicken Little?

Yeah. I bet that was his favorite one. Toasted, motherfucker. No wonder you've hated it. But it gets weirder. Documentaries about himself. Osama bin Laden, the subject of thousands of news articles and multiple documentaries, apparently had an avid curiosity about his public image.

After he was killed, authorities found on his computer, several films about him, including biography, Osama bin Laden, and the 2008 comedy documentary, where in the world is Osama bin Laden? Do you think he watched that shit, laughing. Like, they have no idea. Probably. He's probably watched it a lot of times.

He was having the, like, the longest boys' night ever for so long, like. He was living it up. He was having a great time. But it doesn't end, right? Yeah. I think, I think I know where this leads. His library. Including books on conspiracy theories.

Osama bin Laden. personal library that was full of surprises. He owned several books on American military and diplomatic history. Bada Bada Bada Bada. The compound also housed books on popular conspiracy theories on 9-11, the Committee of 300 and the Illuminati. No comment. It's just so absurd. This world is so crazy. but why would he need those books like he probably knew better than most what went down

you know crazy man crazy keep going go to where I know it's heading that was all of it what were you trying to remember oh I thought

hentai was found oh yeah I didn't actually screech there's a um I'm not sure if the hentai is confirmed, but there were like tetabytes of porn fan. Yeah.

Well, how many people were in this compound? I don't know. You'd hope there were children there with all these films, right? Huh? Like, he has children of his own. Bin Laden did? Yeah. So you'd hope that was who was watching Chicken.

Little. Oh, right. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Uh, no, I, I, I feel like the whole chicken little thing. That's like, just what he watched when he wanted to be mad. Yeah.

When he wanted to get worked up. Cars and, um, dawn of the dinosaur or whatever, that's, that was for the kids. Yeah. Chicken little was for him. When he wanted to be reminded of what he was fighting for. When he was having one of those moments where he's like, man, I haven't, why have I gotten myself into it?

Yeah. He sticks on chicken little. Nah, shit. I was right about these motherfuckers. Yeah. Um. I guess we'll see after these messages. Yeah.

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This is a really weird combo. Got the GTX-R-TX ready to roll. But dishes pile up. You can't let them take a toll. yes yeah it kind of works you know because every every gamer knows those dishes are gonna catch up mm-hmm you can't always be in those some weird thing the Americans love eating while gaming pizza cubes free toes the cubes in the cubes cubos cubeobes in a squeezy tubo whatever they eat over there squelch cheese

Squirt cheese Psycho cheese What do you reckon Do you think a George Foreman Makes a better cooking subber Than a fucking frying pan Well what about an air friar Can you air fry a fucking toasty?

Yeah A grilled cheese That's what they call them No they call them Cooking Subbers around Tom We call them cooking troubles around these parts Hold on

They call them bloody cooking suburbs where I'm from. Don't get it twisted. I've got it twisted or I might have to rap about it. Don't get it twisted. It's a cooking subber here. Now turn the grill on and get me a beer. You don't want to be calling it that around here.

We say cooking subber. No one is going to understand that. Understand what? Cooking subber. Um, well, Kiwi and... They don't know what a cooking subber. No, no, no, no, they will know what subber is.

I guess you can work it out. They can kind of combine the cultures from there. Pick apart the cultures and see what we're appropriating from them. Is it cultural appropriation if anyone else uses the term? Subur? Cooking subber. Yes, that's ours. Mine.

It's specifically like our, locational, um, experience mm-hmm um it's a thing only triple islanders can claim yeah yeah not one not two but three yeah

double islanders can apply but the triple islanders can decide yeah on their faith have you gone too far if you're a quad um it just levels out of three you can't it's the same level of impressive so right right

well speaking of triple islanders um I don't even have a segue I just wanted to mention the fact again, yes we are both Triple Islanders Three islands Triple Island boys Try and compete with that

Let me just say you bloody can't Well I guess this is the part of the That bit This is the part of the question segment Where we go to the podcast Not our slash fnaf which is refusing to die and is continuing to grow

at speeds I find a little bit frightening Mod reports daily Well why's Chico's a Beeping mother beep You know It's too much But um You can head over to the

Real Jail suggestion thread And leave questions comments thoughts All of it Bloody all of it Ideas Ideas Just like ah slash jar media did who uh has only just caught up on a long standing idea

okay um i was re listening to some of the jarchive recently and came across the famed zookeeper episode where one of the running jokes was is tg i fridays as good as they say this got me thinking did the as good as they say jar media series really get its name from fucking zookeeper starring Kevin James and Joe Rogan God damn it Alex Yeah Um yeah I do think that's where Is as good as they say

We don't need to think it You can just know it Because it's the truth Yeah Yeah we said that a lot It wasn't like a secret though I thought it was very obvious Where it came from but

Perhaps not Sometimes things that are blinding to me My idea My like when I had the idea um to create um my in my head it was the gorilla the intro of of every single one to be the gorilla saying is and then insert thing really as good as they say that would be the intro that yeah and then kevin james there were just some legal issues with that is the only thing yeah you know we did pitch it to adam but netflix was more interested you know jo rogan is in that film as well yeah writing a little bit more trike thing or something yeah

it's what black pilled him it's what really pushed him over the edge into being just crowned the winner you know yeah

not of podcasts not of content just the winner of all he won yeah King ape win big it's Joe Rogan King ape

clearly yeah who would you say who was one big than him no one yeah you're a king ape one big got a few good

options for names this episode but um hmm right why do I see even screenshot some of these hog size

has a little bit of a meaty one but one that will have payoffs about old people, particularly conservatives, hating the young. Until January of this year, I worked as a barman in a horrendously outdated working men's club, which is basically a social club with cheap alcohol and a clientele of regular members. I worked there from the age of 18 to 20. It was my first job and I have no idea how I survived. Pretty much every single old geyser in there was vehemently against the woke mob and whatever they classified as political correctness gone too far.

extremely vocally racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. The place was established in 1910 and to this day, women are not allowed to be paying members of that club. What shocked me the most about this place's existence is the fact that it's literally on a high street in West London, a generally progressive, multicultural and cosmopolitan area. It's even right next door to an actual normal pub where normal people go. Anyway, I was liked by some though.

But it was always the old ex-army men who considered I consistently ranted at me about my generation and its destruction of all things good and proper, about how I should and would be enlisted, and they would take pleasure in my death in a foreign country. I wish I was exaggerating even slightly, but this happened frequently. I finally resigned from that job when the worst of these men literally came behind the bar and attempted to strangle me, then extensively threatened to kill me. He hated me that much for the crime of being what he saw as a symbol of my generation, or whatever the hell it was.

that set him off. So much about me. The committee of the club consisted of clueless alcoholics who did nothing to help me or to punish him, and I recently found out he's still free to go there

to this day. I often think about this, about how they've probably already all forgotten about it, content to continue their endless cycle of being trapped in the 70s, listening to Rod Stewart

and drinking cowling until their guts give out. Sorry for the long one, just wanted to share my pretty hardcore experience with this hatred of the young mindset, which I fear is very deeply ingrained in a lot more older people than we'd like to believe.

So don't join the army and don't vote conservative and bear to the bear to the bear, which bears the bear. Good message at the end. That's horrible, though. That sounds traumatic. That's intense. Yeah. God. Especially if you've done nothing wrong,

you haven't said nothing. Yeah. I mean, the only thing I don't. thing I'd say is that you've got to get hench and get revenge that's what I'd say that's part of the curse though is like

can you really slam down a 70 year old who's doing this stuff what he's supposed to do yeah I think the moment someone starts strangling you you gain the right to obliterate them yeah

that's like that's one of the things about the UK that is a little bit goofball if someone like breaks into your house you can't whip out your secret shotgun yeah and like

you're not allowed to carry like pepper spray or anything like that um any any form of anything that can be interpreted is like you carry this around as a weapon type thing um yeah

I mean uh I kind of get it when like going being outside yeah yeah I have more of an issue when it's like yeah your house or something

your space yeah you should be able you can get away with it if it doesn't appear to be the the item you used you owned as a weapon yeah when I guess my thing is like

you're crossing so many like boundaries as a society at that point anyway Yeah I don't know, it could be like kids in the house It could be people you care about Just seems

A little bit nuts Yeah Then I don't know if you should also Just be able to cut a blanchee Killet who you like eh What do you think to Like the consequence of breaking into a house in America being that you're just

going to be blasted? Um, I guess it's, yeah, if you think it works as a deterrent. Deterent or not. Or how many people wind up getting blasted like by accident? Yeah, that's the thing. What if you've got like a nuts gun and it goes through like 10 walls? But like, yeah, what about that situation but without guns like here? What, like?

Like at that situation, but you didn't have to worry about a shotgun being in the mix. Really? Do you think you're more likely to break into someone's house? Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Too deep for me, brother. The deterrent works, I guess.

Yeah, I'm not sure. Let's do a couple more here. Before we round off this episode for this week. Fused statistician 607 says, have any of the boys visited Doctor Who since its revival? The newest season is now season one. If so, what are your thoughts? Any experience with the show,

or is it just a cultural icon in your periphery? Alex is the best. It's... I don't even think of it anymore. Yeah. I'd forgotten about it until we went See Furioso, and there was an ad for it. Yeah, yeah.

That's the last talk to thing I've seen. I said to you in the cinema, I think, like, people still watch this? yeah the fact that they're advertising it in cinemas suggests to me that it's big no the opposite really they're like desperate hmm you know i suppose there are like army ads and like please become a teacher ads yeah so yeah um no i i mean i haven't watched it since david tannett like yeah i guess what doctor who is changes depending on the era you watched it but like what like just a word association game for example

when I say Doctor Who what word or image pops into your Oud The Oud Yeah That's the Slothine for me Yeah Yeah

I don't know why you'd I don't think I even watch that episode I know what they looked like Episodes They were long timers bro Yeah they were long timers Cyber trucks Yeah scary

Delete They are the delete ones aren't they Are they What are the external dominate of the dark it's quite similar they're like this yeah pretty similar concepts well they were both invented like they were old school doctor who on site the cyberpunks were like we're doing the Daleks but cool no they were both old school I'm pretty sure okay and they were just like the same idea what I love about Daleks is that like they're shit I love the old

school Doctor Who estatic of like it's just dudes in like cardboard painted silver. Yeah. Yeah, it's goofy. Yeah, it's corny. Their budget was so low. And now you look at it and it's like

mega CG. Yeah. I was going to get they love doing that. And it's all like just nuts in the tide. It's looks fucking crazy and now there's probably like a megadolic. It's like giant squid with big eye. Yeah, yeah, because they were doing that shit with, like, the Dalek that, well, they revealed

what Daleks are. They're like little octopus. Yeah, they're like Menin Black to it. Yeah, and it's like, well, I kind of like them just being, like, shit robots. Yeah. You know, I didn't need to see the inside. And then there was, like, the ultra Dalic where it was like a guy sat. That's right.

And there was the whole thing of, like, look, they can fly now. Yeah. R2D2. Yeah, they R2D2. Well, like, you just go to some steps and then you've beaten the Daleks. No, they can bloody fly. Lame.

I don't want to see a Dalek's line. Extremely lame. You just write around it, you know? Put them in the back rooms. No stairs there. A Dalek in the back. Just one Dalek in the back rooms. Yeah, that would be scary.

Just following you forever. I remember, I do want to admit, as well, the angels. Pretty cracking episode. very good at them when they were introduced very sort of creepy pasta coded the is it Christopher Eccleston in the in the old season one in the old old but not Ogie season one yeah our season one our um yes there's the the World War one that was hmm the kiddies with a gas mask yeah are you my mother

the child's exactly like that yeah yeah yeah that was hey dude you're my mother dude, bro. Are you my mom? Yeah, that still rings in my dreams, in my nightmares. But even the Christopher Ackleston one, like, that early, anything using early CG, Jimmy Neutron type shit. It was like... C.G. Sladeen? The scariest thing I've ever seen.

Yeah, the, like, transition from when they'd, like, zip their heads open and then become a fat alien. Yeah, um You're just better off just doing the fat aliens Just cut away for a sec Yeah Make it implied Well speaking of making things implied The opposite of implying things is

Just showing them Like Arbman have done Which John Frommez Poopy has written in about The Penguin is back Thoughts on the new Wallace and Gromit movie Having the Penguin in it The last Wallace and Gromit movie was pretty good But that was ages ago

and I don't hold the studio on such high regard anymore. I know Jim has said that the train scene is the greatest action scene of all time even better than his beloved Mad Max so what are his thoughts? I guess the penguin's coming back. I hate that. Remember?

Remember the penguin? A. Wallace, the actor that played Wallace, he passed. He's gone. Yeah, but he's AI now, it's fine. You can't, you can't do that. No, they can. They brought back Peter Cushing. They can do Wallace. You know, Admiral Tarkin or whatever.

Turkin, yeah. General Turkin. The young Turk. I don't want to see more Wallace and Gromit, you know? It had its time. Just leave it, man. And the penguin, that's lightning in a bottle. You can't do the penguin.

You're going to minion it, aren't you? Huh? Minionate. You're going to minion it, yeah. They're going to be loads of penguins to you. reckon. So, yeah. Especially if it's a full movie.

And the penguin's voiced by him fucking. Will. I am. It could be Will I am, but he's more likely to be a supporting penguin type character. I'm thinking of...

Will Smith. No, not Will Smith. Although he could also be, maybe the villain. He's going to be the new Wallace. Yeah. Jaden Smith's going to be Grummet. Yeah. Will Ferrell, that's the fucking Will

I'm trying to think of You know the penguin is Will Ferrell There could be like a scene where like portals open and like dimensions Other cool things Yeah, the chicken run plane flies through Yeah Yeah, I can see that happening

The chicken run plane I guess Gromit is like the doctor strange of the wallets and gromit multiverse i guess yeah they'll do like a yeah a big portal opening moment and all the villains from the different yeah it'll be like all british media so fucking daleks will fly and exterminate delete delete all this just like old-ass british shit that like no one knows anymore james bond's fucking flying bill and ben the power flower pot men like come out

noddy comes out windy miller flies in and a windmill so many people are going to be laughing roundabout yeah spring guy

yeah yeah the Liam the Liam Neeson version and it's all topped off with the clangers coming out yeah yeah man fuck

fuck film fuck film I need to see a few more films or like portals open and like something cool I remember comes out no because that's how the trailer ended of Deadpool that I was watching it ended with Deadpool and Wolverine jumping into a portal And there's just Fortnite gameplay

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah man Creativity That's awesome And speaking of I guess we're gonna end on this one

From flounder own Flound Have the jar boys seen the newest TikTok trend No Where people generate pictures Of minion Goon police

And their rivalry with gooners in my opinion it's pretty awesome we were talking just the other day about how goon is just fully mainstream now straight up we were so ahead of that curve we were just so ahead

yeah we were so on that just to pat ourselves on the back on that one a little bit just to goon ourselves in the back a little bit yeah that's that's I think we fucked up there yeah

we brought it to when we pushed it it was just a tiny pebble now look at the boulder you know yeah and that that boulder's getting big enough to like dinosaur us you know it's gonna

hit the ocean and it's gonna hit the ocean crack it open reveal the revealing the portals then the clangles will come out and sort it

it gets out yeah no I haven't seen this TikTok trend um AI is quite funny, I'll admit. I think there's something humorous about the goon police warring against the gooners. And them taking the form of minions, even though I believe minions would be gooners

and they would assist on the goon side of things. Yeah, for sure, yeah, like the new villain. You know, that's probably the plot of despicable mean, It's like, grue, can't stop gooning. He's a gruner. Help me grue in my set up. You know, yeah, it could be like a ten-minute montage of the Minions building. Ooh, scary random phone call from random number.

Oh, God. Yeah. They're trying to steal your items. Anyway, minions gooning. Yeah, the end. Um, any final thoughts on gooning minions? Um... But war against the real gooners.

That's right. Got to keep it straight. Ha-ha. Banana. Ha-ha. Gunana. Ha-ha. Ha-ha.

Ha-ha. Ha-ha. I assume you haven't seen poo-dash-we-dash-fert. Um, not recently. Yeah. This bowl is really good for my... my ADHD. Yeah?

You can stim on it. You can stimming around the world in the pouring rain. So comfy over here, I can do one of these. Well, therapist. You need a grape, like, farm. Any Paisley to carry around a, what do you call it, a bundle of grapes? You need Paisley, R2D2, Star Wars Episode 6, like drinks trade, a... drinks trade up

I feel like I'll be better for that no he's too low but yeah perfect well maybe if you're sat there yeah you could come right over yeah I'll have a bloody bloody bloody Mary I'll have a grape please

I'll have one grapes I'll have three grapes please I'll have three grapes please I'll tell you what what would your Star Wars character name be Vlotch of Virbile I'd be blimp bumbers somewhat of a grey Jedi blimp bumbers

I'd be Randy Pitchford I'd be Luke Georges I'd be Han Group because I was with a group when I got my name I'd be Han Grievous son of General Revis

sat out for vengeance Love child from a different dimension Come to wreak havoc on the main timeline After Deadpool ventured into the multiverse After Deadpool plucked Darth Mall From the multiverse He gave his healing capacity I saw the

I went to the cinema Like two days ago And I saw the Deadpool trailer another one I don't know I never saw the How was the crowd work No one cared

This crowd was great I mean it was only six other people in the cinema Yeah That's just what movie cinema crowds are Yeah Everyone was actually laughing at The movie And not like intentionally

And not like sitting there going Ha ha ha You know simps and stuff No like when it was meant to be funny They laughed And it was like oh is this just because you all brought cans of stella matters hell

you know that does bring some humours it does bring some humours well speaking of humours i suppose we should read off some of those patron names yes it is the patron section after all where we read out all the patrons libid here above oh you must be doing an impression of new star wars character bimbus bimbus elron

Bilbers Elrond Hubbard I'm a do-do then dip You're going to do-do then dip I'm going to watch two episodes of the Acolyte, then-Dip How hyped is everyone for the Acolyte? It's already out Oh I haven't seen it

No one has Right Let's read some patron names for the month of June In the year 24 In the quadrant What quadrant are we in? Um, Saptora.

In the quadrant Scepora. I read the jar patron names, divi-tier or above. So, big thout... Big thanks. Two. The only Manx Jarling. Charlie, aka Randy Painter. Big Boreb.

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Yeah.