JAR Media Posdact - KING **** - JARCast Episode 324

Episode Date: May 8, 2023

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Bebo though Bebo rock steady To be fair it is the King's Coronation today Guess which jar animal is the biggest royalist Joe Mama You can fucking hear the music The king's carnation music

Yeah, welcome to this episode of Jha It is a big day for us British bongs The king Is here King is here Is that a reset? Yeah What do you mean, but like we've got to...

No, we cut, bro, we lit... No, because last... Last week you blurred the word we were referring to. Yeah, because he made it funny. No, no. I think it can never be... I like having...

I like having this forbidden word. You know, know just the one you know but there's a lot of forbidden words I don't know man jar specific forbidden words I'm on about not just forbidden words but you know one's sort of very specific in our circle to be a bit forbidden because you know how I like mess on people I like the idea of having this one word that no one can really guess well because it's not a real word no we filter every time we say it you know that no you are wrong and you should know from jar law fundamental jar law that if you

pretend like people aren't smart enough to one plus one that's on you they are going to realize what word we're referring to because we have already made it clear what word we referring to it's going to take the most basic of like knowledge to be like oh this word they're blowing it totally might be connected to that and they're going to put two one plus one together you know two plus two maybe four plus four even but they've already made you've already made this point and the people still don't know

they do no trust me they don't they know and they are holding information because it makes them feel powerful you're just making shit up at this point man you're just such a I'm just saying like that it sounds so much words yeah it does I'm just like king over here just chilling

King King author of thing Oh no Wow Yeah Come on guys We got to Come on

It's the coronation day There's not just one king around here anymore King Oh jeez Well guys This is Jockust episode 3 to four. Wow! That's a lot of numbers

one after the other, after the other. If you rearrange them, it's like counting. And the time it's taken us to like get to three, two, four. Joe Rogan's already on like one, two. He's cheating though. He's on two? He's on like 1200, I think of the other? He podcasts daily. You know?

What kind of psycho does that daily? A man with a lot to say. He doesn't say much, though, in any of his interviews. Well, guys, before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the Jam Media patrons that made the audio version possible. And if you're a dibby tier or above, you get your name shouted out in the end of the first or second week of each month's episode. Like this one today. Woohoo! You know what I'm saying?

King-Ging over here. You're saying it too much. I'm not saying it too much. I'm only saying it because you guys are getting more uncomfortable with me saying it. No, I'm not. I'm cool with it, no. I feel it building power. That's your own, like, belief.

I feel like my look right now could be defined with one word. I'm gone. But I'll say mine last. You each give me a word that describes my look right now. For those listening, I might just picture the most fire outfit ever, and that's what I'm wearing. Weeb. I'm gonna say true picture someone who when they run they put their arms behind their back

you know less air resistance you mean fortnight characters what Naruto hello um can we talk about fortnight

no I ban fortnight I ban for it now. What do you mean you're banning? We've never banned NCU. You just talk about it to spite me. You have. I've not banned it.

I thought we each had our one thing we're allowed to ban. Okay, no, I changed that. I changed the MCU ban. What's your ban, then? Well, we discussed it in an episode. I've forgotten. It couldn't have been that important to you then. Well, what are you banning?

No, I banned dick. I banned dick. That's what I banned. No, you can't ban. You got up. set and you said I couldn't ban it. Um, I ban not talking about dick.

I ban Mel Gibson then. Which means this episode. Which though? The real or the real? Oh, both. They're the same. Well, let's get Mill Gibson star of the beavers take on that. What do you think, Mel?

What? Come on guys. us going here, getting the Mel? Eh, well. We don't need Mel. I'm not King Mel, that's for sure. No. What are you again?

I'm King. I don't know why that said word makes James squirm so. It doesn't make me squirm. Alex just absolutely loves it. So we're just, we're feeding him. We're feeding Alex's little ego. Yeah, because I've been trying. I've been

I've been in one of these like Deficits Is that how you got it? Because of No You sure? I'm not like this big fan like everyone thinks of

Are you going to bleep all of like All of Yes And Because this is going to be the most frustrating thing to listen to you of all time Again, stop talking about No more But it's yours

And that's a king's declaration King Which king Okay, this is the last one No, no, you've got no No, I'm not going to say the word But we talked about that A lot before we

You got to bleep As well We talked about this thing a suspicious amount before you found this word because we'd make references to this and then suddenly you came out with this new thing you discovered

no man it's so much deeper than that it's so much deeper it's nothing to do with that and I swear by my royal powers okay I've got one more I'm allowed to say it once more this episode no you're not going to surprise

us when it's... I'm going to surprise us okay can I change my banned thing by sure I want to ban all deconstructions of MacA America no

no that's one of the longest one of the longest one in jar like discussion point we might have to end

the episode early because I don't know what else to talk about we since like day one it's like yeah end of

Evangelian no we can't talk about it a bandit I'm not talking about it but like MCU fizzled out

end of Evangelian has been consistent MCU's not fizzled out that's the topic I brought No no it's like there was a period

where we'd stop talking about MCU but Evangelion's been constant just like how it is constant in today society

and its influence has been felt by everything that's coming out now. Breaking Bad only happened because

Evangelion set the foundation for it. Bro, go to our Eternals review and listen to how hyped you I've never heard you

so hyped. Yeah, you loved it. What did I love? Eternal's. Eternal? I'm talking about Evangelion. Yeah, but

in relation to the MCU. No, bro. I'm playing a character. You're playing your character. No, with the eternal stuff, it was like,

you hated it so much. I was trying to make a point of how good it is. Yeah, just to annoy you. Why does n***ing sound like an Eternals character? You all not allowed to say it. Yeah, you banned it. You banned it.

No, I banned deconstructions of Maca anime. Yeah. Alex banned it. Alex banned... You can't say that. No, but I can say it in the context of banning things. No, but does it not sound like an Eternals character? A lot of things do you.

Sounds like an Eternal's character Don't lie Guys I've got four Questions for the Crucible Barrel Or housekeeping as we usually call it We round our conversations from the comment section Of the previous episode

Alex Fish Got this to say You have no idea how happy hearing the words Official Fishing Podcast make me You've made my whole week jar I will literally implode now Instant five stars Well

We're now the official Beat podcast Every now and again Something slips through That's like even more awesomer and funnier Than I realized Official fishing podcast is funny

Especially if you spell it A certain way I would be surprised If there is a fishing podcast out there You know what? You can have that for free Well maybe not free You can have that for a price

Well yeah Get the get the thing that means that you own the thing thing the um per OFP NFP NFT

P the P the P oh no the the the per oh you know when like a scientist discovers a new way to do something and he's like oh I've got to get the P pando the patent

yeah I don't think a patent I don't think a patent you can file for a patent on a name Patterns like an engineering thing. It's like there's a very specific way you do this. Yeah, look at it through just your perspective. No, that's what a patent is.

Okay, so we can call this the official Mickey Mouse podcast. Only Mickey Mouse. No, because that's copyright, not patent. Same thing. No, they're not. They're very different applications. No. Because it's about, I'm not talking about copyrighting the name,

patenting, the spelling of said name. That's the act of doing it. No, no, no, no, no. We're patenting the act of. spelling a new you know play on word I don't think that it's like if it's a patent if

we find a new way to discover how to put advertisements in our podcast so that it's like psychological and it's like a bit of a sciop where we're influencing the viewer's mind to buy a certain product yeah like our patent you're like you know like the crown you know I really want a burger

you know burger and the crown Burger King's already got that one bro Burger King we need to EMP Burger King next. Next. What did we do first? No, we're working on the first one. I've been practicing on ant firms.

I've been EMPing ant firms to see how far I can get. Bro, ants don't have technology. Well, I've got to practice small scale just to see. Yeah, but you're not going to see how effective your planning is if ants don't get affected by EMPs. Oh, they're getting affected by them.

Or you're actually testing like nerve agents. I put on little like tech backpacks on them. Like ant-man. Like ant-man. Are you sticking biochips in your ants? Or I'm...

Are you fucking them, Alex? Now that's another bleeped band word. That is. Um, well... A puffin says this. As an ancient jarling, James finally fully explaining the dark orbit controversy after it being hinted occasionally over the past six years, it's one of the most satisfying

payoffs of my life. I completely forgot that we never actually, I never actually said what was the Dark Orbit? Well, no, it's fantastic because that's what the beauty of the MCU is, is that we can set something up and then way down the line, we get a payoff.

Yeah, like seasons later, you know? Yeah, but that's what I did with Dark Albit. I am proud of it. Cool, you should be, man. Pablo Jensen says, Hey, lads. Not really a question, but rather feedback on the cast.

Love the episodes like 320. The normal episodes or some of the corncast where there was no comment barrel and maybe one Reddit question. Please do a non-scripted episode every couple months, or every season at least. Keeps the pod fresh. Love the cast, Bear Bear.

We literally did that recently. Yeah, that's what they just said if you were actually listening. That's what got them on this. Fuck them. I'm with them, man. I think it's a good idea. Yeah.

Because I liked that episode. Yeah, I thought that was a particular cracker. Well, I can get us the goods to make those episodes better. What do you mean by that? Coke. Some gear? Yeah, get some gear. Let's do it straight off the table, live on the episode.

Coca-Cola? I thought you were going to get us some lean-in-clos. No, like brown sugar. I'm saving it. White sugar, you know? Iceing sugar. Yeah, I can get some ice and sigger. I can also get some, like,

Knoppers, you know? Knoppers. You know, like, you know, you're loosening yourself up a bit. Some poppers? Knoppers, bro. Knoppers? I don't know about this one.

What? It sounds like you're on Knoppers already. Can you just tell me what a Knopper is? Like, Jim just said, we shouldn't refer to cocaine and we're trying to save it so he's talked about white sugar so I'm not going to say poppers

and I say knoppers. Oh, you're trying to do the pig Latin thing. Yeah. Well, no, it's more like pig latin or something. Pig's nay on the popper bay. You still just said it.

I don't think the algorithm really knows what poppers are. It knows what Coke is. Yeah, Coca-Cola. in Minecraft? Yeah, sugar. Popper's in Minecraft. Do you think

a utilisation? The utilisation of what? Sorry, bro. Of chatGBT could be to like, you know how it like passes doctor tests? Oh, because it's an AI.

It can figure out the algorithm AI. Well, no, I'm thinking it can like, you can use the machine against each other. You can just like, Talk to it for a bit and then it diagnoses you with whatever is wrong with your brain. What? Do you think you could ask it like how to build the best house of Minecraft? Yeah.

Best that, yeah, guaranteed. There's loads of guides for doing that online so it'll just copy and post that info. No, but like could we not use the AI to counter YouTube AI? Explain. So let's just say we make a video that's got loads of beeps in. We talk about loads of things that are going to get us demonetised and then we put this in to

into chat GBT and we say can you change this so that YouTube AI doesn't demonetize us so we use the AI of one

to fight the AI of another will it work? I think when we're at a point where you can like I saw this it was quite a depressing moment actually like on the Adobe like website

like there's like an ad for features they're planning to build into premiere a bunch of AI tools. So the next 10 years like the whole editing process will be just automated probably. Yeah, yeah, that was kind of depressing to see. AI will never replace me though. I think this is why we're getting like the escalation of content. You know? It's becoming less and less about, you know, like, like a sad Anakin Skywalker edit and more about like someone just doing something like

like nutty you know doing nutty like being the best cook in the world or something no I think with the advancement of these computers the human spirit is the only valuable thing spirits aren't real no the human spirit you know like doing like doing something It's going to hurt you, but doing it because it's funny. That's what people want, though, because the AI can do everything else. So humans just want to pursue... Humour. That's the one thing I can't do yet.

I bet you it can. I don't think it can. Chat GPT. It's good at a lot of things, but being funny is not one of them. Ask it to be funny. It'll be funny. I've tried, bro. It can't do it.

Yeah, it can. It can't do it. To be fair, people watch TED, so I'm pretty sure the AI can't do as bad as that. Why are you putting Ted on Blast? Ted shit. I'm not saying it's not, but like, where did this Ted thing come from? Or Stepbrothers. Yeah?

Yeah? Why are you thinking about these, they? Well, no, because they're examples of humans being unfunnier than AI. So I just needed to, you know, put them on flame. People love stepbrothers. But like, what is stepbrothers? Bullfarrell, John C. Rowley, rubbing his balls on a drum coat. Yeah, yeah, on the drum kit.

Yeah. No, that film is like awfully not funny But Hot Fuzz AI will never be able to make Hot Fuzz A-I made Hot Fuzz, boom That's the review AI made TED

AI definitely made Ted Well that wouldn't surprise me because it's not funny Seth MacFarlane made Ted though man Take it back Hey what? He sounds like Peter Griffin He directed it Oh shit, no wonder it's not funny

I thought it was a Mark Wahlberg Like a humor movie Because he's obviously in it But I didn't know it was as Seth The only thing Seth is good at is singing He does have a lovely voice He does lots of singing as Ted doesn't he What's that song he's in recently

Baby, it's cold, I'll shine He's in like a pop song It was a fucking Logic Yeah, logic song Yeah, that's a good song Seth Macfallon bit is fire Yeah

Yeah I would like him to serenate me To McFarlinate you Yep Hmm Well there was one more here from Crash Punk It's 2142 No numbers though

I did the same thing as James This is in relation to the Dark Orbit thing Only it was for Habo Hotel of all games My Nana had a landline phone upstairs My nana. What's wrong with that? Nothing, dude. My nana had a landlock.

For me, it's having landline right next to Lanner. My nana had a landline phone upstairs, and I used to sneak up there pretending to go to the toilet. I'd call the number up, crouched down in some pathetic attempt to hide, and buy the premium currency called credits all to game some virtual furniture. I obviously got caught in the end and wasn't allowed to use the computer for a week. It's disgusting how it's always been easy for kids to spend parents money on games and now it's even easier. See, I know I get it because I did the same when using the dark orbit phone. I'd crouch on the floors if I'm going to get caught and be like sending those messages as soon as I can. Yeah, it makes me feel less guilty for that.

Shrek game on Sky. Yeah. I'm sure he had to, like, pay a quid every time to play it. You could do, like, the intro and then you had to pay a quid. Oh, you got the games on Sky? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, those were gold. Yeah, they were cool.

The Shrek game was good. That had, like, money behind it, man. It was like a platformer. Yeah. Yeah, like, they were obviously designed to be, like, there was no barrier for that Shrek. game. You just use your parents' money to play Shrack.

Unless they didn't have a, they had the pin on that you couldn't. We knew the pin. Yeah, we need the pin. That's how we paid for it. We never got caught for that. Playing it with a Skyrimate. That's, yeah. I miss those of the days. My mum actually asked me

recently, like, did you ever steal money from me? And I was like, like, not that I can remember, but I guess that was the one instance where I actually did steal. It's not stealing, because it's like too stupid. Yeah, but I also was like,

like, I could be caught and I shouldn't do this, but it's one pound. Even then I was like, it's one quid, whatever. Yeah, but in today's inflation, I was probably like five pound a go. I feel like I was the one who was caught stealing a bunch of times. Didn't you order something on your month's account? You love to steal.

Yeah, I bought the Wally soundtrack. With mom's Amazon. Literally like three minutes after buying it. She got the email. She was in the study and was like, What's this? Did it, why? Or did she cancel it?

It was a digital order. Oh, God. She can cancel it, yeah. But that was the stupid thing with all of your stealing. Like, if you'd have just gone and been like, hey, can I have this? They probably would have said yes. Yeah. You, like, wanted to be caught.

It was because I really wanted that Peter Gabriel song that's in the credits of Wally, and you had to buy the full album to get to that song before Spotify. Maybe you actually just like taking money, though. Like, sure, just going into Japan's like, you definitely did that as well. Yeah, I remember watching you do it. Yeah, yeah, definitely. If, like, pound coins were just like left on the table, I just... See, would you do that now?

No. See, I would. I do it now. Oh, really? Yeah. Mm. Yeah, I never did it above a certain age. You'll slip in Jimmy.

Yeah, clearly. No, because that's always been a big difference between you and I. You know? I don't know, I always had like the fear of God in me, you know? It was like, I'm not going to take one McVitties digestives because as far as I'm aware, they've counted how many digestives they have in that back. And if I take it, like, I need to ask permission, you know. No, I'd just eat as many bars as I could fit in my tummy.

No, this is the thing. And it's thanks to Spider-Man. Spider-Man is my Jesus. You know, because when I was a kid, I didn't wear clothes. I only wore superhero outfits. Right? So, and that's like, with religion, that would be like a kid always wearing robes or whatever religious people do. you know but i was wearing

Jedi robes and then i got the morals of spider man like as a child he does have good morals that spidered man yeah but then man the shit i was doing when wearing the batman costume just breaking people's backs

and i do remember you in the batman costume being a notorious yeah well that actually um nicely translates into my topic i brought um i was somewhere the other the day, I'll say where

where there actually was a little boy playing around dressed as Spider-Man he climbs a tree, starts hanging from the tree upside down, and he just falls onto like his back and starts screaming. But that's kind of relevant

to where the story was. Just the C.B.R. Link. Yeah, I went to Avebury. I've been there in a long time. It's kind of like Stonehenge, but good yeah it doesn't have a museum

and you can actually look at it the stones it does have a museum it's just not like a weird corporate nightmare like Stonehenges um now that was like the most whelming experience ever going to Stonehenge you know

Welming yeah it was just like yeah because they like gated it off so like you're like a mile away you're like way you're like way off in the distance

They put like string around it And you can't really go near it Yeah And if you do you get gun down All of the military budget is spent on the units Protecting Stonehenge The entire Wiltshire army Yeah

But Avery's cool man It's like It's crazy I saw some pagans for the first time Like licking the stones Yeah So there's like a dog walk you can do around The stones that

like I can't remember the details exactly but it's like these giant stones that have been moved um like from whales or something crazy they're like moved these huge gargantuan stones on logs I think and no one knows really why they're there no it's clearly haven't seen those pictures of stone

have you you know where the aliens or whatever no it's the machinery that are lifting up the stones and putting them in place you haven't seen those pictures have you because the government don't want you to see those ones. The truth. No, it's what James and I were talking about this morning.

We all went to the cafe this morning and we got into the topic of like the human rat race, right? Yeah, the slop slide. Yeah, we crave the slop slide. Like to just grovel in dirt and like struggle. I think it's what battle pastless life looks like. Yeah. You have to create your own. Like you need something to do and these like, these humans with like,

like lizard brains yeah we're like well we we don't have a battle pass we don't we don't we don't have a like a pension yeah let's that rock is huge let's get it somewhere else yeah they just start doing it enough and people just start joining in yeah yeah it's like digging a hole on the beach exactly yeah you just start doing and people are like what are they doing I want to be in on it And then enough generations have been doing it They don't even know why they started doing it But they're doing it

Yeah You know They just put it in this cool arrangement Enough time passed And here we are So now here's my question You're going to have A family spanning the next 400 years

What's the thing you do now To create that new thing That your family do Um You could like build gooning into your families like Bro, if you're gooning you're not going to have a family

Ooh Um Hmm I guess that's the paradox Huh Yeah tough but true That is the paradox Isn't it

What is your great Great great great great great Great great nephew But they've got Battle Pass is the problem No they're gonna have more than Battle Passes then bro

You'll probably get assigned A Battle Pass from the government Every year by then Yeah That's actually not a bad idea They have to like Fuel the prison So they give people

Certain Battle Passes If you don't finish your battle pass quick enough, if you're put in prison. But yeah, the pagans, right? So I go to this place. There's all these crazy stones from hundreds of years ago. There are these tens and tens of people in a circle, like praying. Half of them dressed like Gandalf. They got like robes on.

They got staffs. You got staffs? Yeah. So they all point north. And then the, guy with the staff goes we pray to the gods of the north and then everyone like chants and then they turn east we pray to the gods in the east and they do that every direction like screaming was there also like a a girl like tied up on one of

the rocks that's sacrificial yeah it's quite weird it's quite it's quite a contrast from like walking around in London you know it's like you're not really gonna see that People come from far and wide to kind of like... Pray to the gods of the north. Yeah. What about the gods of the northeast? The north-east.

The east-weest. That's why I pray to you. The east-west. But the thing is with the gods of the east and the west, there's no end, you know? If you just keep travelling east, you just keep going round. Yeah, so the god of each is the same.

The east and the west are the same. No, but up north. No, it's not the same. If you keep going north and follow a compass, you can, once you get to the top of the planet, you go down. No, you'll get to the edge of the ocean where it's a sheer drop.

Wait, wait. If you go up, and you go up. Yeah, but think about a... Compass, you can't know, because, because east, what's east of China? Going east, to go west. You know? Once you go over the top of the planet, you start going south. What did he mouth?

I don't know. I know, I know how, I know how compasses work, bro. Yeah, but you're making me angry. I was just trying to make an up, down, reference. Magnus, isn't it? Yes, it is magnet. Magnus, the wed? Maybe they used magnets to move the rocks.

I bet magnetism has something to do with... No, I'm not going to go down there too much. Magnets, how do they work? How do magnets work? How the fuck, do they work? It's a minuscule race of tiny beings called medical... Yeah, moving rocks. See, Alex should be in on this.

What are you hiding from me? Magnets, how do they work? Insane clown posse. Jigalos! The jugglers? Yeah. Jugglers. Do you not know of the mean? Magnets, how do they work?

Is this a lyric in an insane clown posse song which is... Oh, is that what that originates from? Yeah. All right, yeah, magnets, how do they work? Ask... The insane clown posse. Have they found out? No.

How do they work? If there's magnets on Earth, does that mean there's magnets on Earth? mean there's magnets on the moon? Maybe. Magnets in space. Are there magnets in, like, because gravity is different. On different magnetic planets.

The magnet planet, how cool would that be? Yeah, you wear your magnet boots and walk around just like it's Earth. Well, would you even be able to walk around if you've got magnets, magnet boots on a magnet world? Why wouldn't you be able to... They're magnets. You could magnet fly.

A magnet boot, you're not going to be able to move your foot. No, what if it's a weak magnet boot? Like, calibrated to be like Earth? I don't think that'll work. Why? Because if the planet is a big magnet, it's just a magnet, even if you've got a small magnet, the force is still going to be the same.

Doesn't matter the size than a magnet. Yeah, it does. Well, I'm not talking about size, I'm talking about power. Yeah, but the, the magnet planet is powerful. Yeah, but if you've got a, like, these shoes, right, with a tiny bit of metal it. You know? Magnet sucks. Magnet's also blow.

Yeah. Yeah, I've always thought that. No, they do. Magnets suck. No, they don't have it. Magnet blow. What are you talking about? Why are magnets getting involved?

We're not magnetic. Yeah, we are. Iron blood. Magnet Man. That would be a cool superhero. He says Tsecoq. What do you mean? Who the fuck is magnet?

Magneto, you dick face. No, he's not called Magnet Man, though. I'm thinking like Superman. He is Magnet Man. Yeah. He's not like born on a magnet planet powered by magnets. Why does that matter? Does he have the power of magnets or is he just born on a magnet planet?

We're, we are on a magnet planet. No, I'm thinking Superman rules So he gains more power Being near magnet magnets Yes But he just has like Superman powers But magnet powers

Yeah magneto No but he comes from a magnet planet What do you understand about that I don't think that changes them being magneto Yeah They just be magneto He's in the fucking name. Anyway, I'm going to copyright that before this episode.

Magnet Man. Patent it. I bet you it's an obscure DC character. Don't giggle it. Magnet. It'll either be that or like a robot. Oh, Mega Man. Of course.

Yeah, Mega Man's got it. He's got the power. He's a character for Mega Man. He's one of the bad guys. Magnet Man. I knew it rang a bell. Yep. So I guess, uh...

Not sure about that. What is magnet man's weakness? Ooh, spark shock. Oh. Yep. Or, uh, or the shadow blade. Water. What?

Have you seen magnets? In water? Yep. Magnet fishing doesn't work. works really well Magnet fishing is a conspiracy to make us believe that there is things in the oceans

it's how you collect those little golden nuggets isn't it well the cereal what whatever man fuck this golden nuggets the cereal what golden nuggets do you remember they rock

they're delicious they're rare now but they are bro I always wanted to visit the golden nugget mine Yeah, could you imagine Go down on mine And it's just full of golden nuggets

It's just these tiny guys Just mining for golden nuggets Why do they have to be tiny? Because of the guy He's like a tiny guy Isn't he? The golden nugget guy Golden nuggets are the worst to you

Because they get sloppy So fucking That's why you're motivated to weakly I can't do that I would eat them I'd eat them dry Do you want to know a life hack For eating cereal

How? Use less milk Yeah. Yeah. Because at maximum capacity, there's less milk to sogify the crispy cereal. I don't eat cereal. Neither do I. But am I crazy or is the golden nugget guy tiny?

I think he's just like a hillbilly like... No, I thought he's a minor. Golden nugget? When you say tiny, he's like... Look at him. He's like a tiny guy. No, he's like Danny DeVito. Bro, that's a very old image of the golden nugget guy.

Yeah, that's like 1942. No, but that's the current... The modern packaging is like a mega close-up of the tiny guy. Well, that, that's it. Yeah, but you would never be able to guess his size. He's bigger than the donkey, Alex. Yeah, but that's perspective. That's forced perspective.

No, it's supposed to be like a dwarf. Okay, there we go. Like a Lord of the Rings dwarf? Yeah. Oh, minor, yeah. Oh, fucking. He's a, oh. Exactly.

Fucking berm. That's a golden nugget miner. what the fuck are they what a what a what the golden nugget what they made out of do they have real golden maybe have you tried putting a magnet to them

is gold magnetic no how do you know it's pretty soft it's malleable I'll see after these messages Why? Because I'm scared

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A spider'd Christ Um good afternoon And welcome to the second half of the show where we are joined by a lovely black cat called Billy. Norsh-nosh, she say. Norsh. Yeah? Well, if you want to leave your own questions for us to answer in upcoming episodes,

head over to the suggestion thread on our slash jail media. Just like red was bluded. Bear, fucking bear, mighty sliders. What is each member's favorite joke by other members? members. For example, what is Alex's favourite jokes, bits or gags from the J-boys, and vice versa? And James has to give serious

answers no more pretending to hate some A1 Alex material. No, my favourite is Intercontinental Ballistic Buba followed by a 9-11 scene. So that was who gets the credit for that?

Jamie, because Jamie said it. I didn't say it. You said Intercontinental Ballistic Buba before the 9-11 scene. No, I'm pretty sure you said that Well, who's the fucking... You're just saying your own joke That I think you said it

I liked Jim's a poor patrol joke That I missed while we were recording a few weeks ago I made a poor patrol Oh yeah Oh yeah That was quite good Um I forget the funny things you two say

There's too many of them I can't remember any of them yeah i'm sort of the inverse i can't remember anything funny you guys say because you don't really say anything funny that's pretty funny that's my favorite i like it when james went yeah i i like i like when um james set his hair on fire we need more of that stuff we need more dangerous stuff we need i liked when james smacked the candle with the axe and i think the wax is still down there. I don't know how to get it out.

It's also James' you know, little spot. I don't really say anything funny. I just do dumb things. No, I mean, it's like that you know,

none of us are very funny. But as a collective, we are. As a cat elective, This is my favourite joke. That was good. We are like the good example for why communism works

because we all put in and we all get out. We all put in equally little. We're a monarchy around here, my friend. Shut the fuck up. Oh yeah, so it's some... What's his name? His name?

Yeah. Oh, his name will be uttered before too long, don't you worry, my boys? Many ship says, Bear Bear Gooners. Wanted to thank Jamie for some profound words he said on an episode a while back regarding confidence.

Beast states, all you have to remember is that everyone sits on the toilet and takes a big, fat, stinky shite. I laughed about it at first, but I gave it some more thought, and it is the ultimate tool of confidence and self-esteem. I no longer fear anyone or anything. Just wanted to say thanks for this new lease on life

that Jim has given me, and I implore all mighties to do the same. I don't think that's Jamie. I think that's this person projecting that onto Jamie's words. No, I literally said that. But he literally said these things. No, but that was a... Just like, that's just, you're talking about poo. Well, no, but it's, it's something, it's been my exact point.

I've had this, this thought, this, um, these wise words for many, many, many years. Uh, and it is powerful because you know when, like, you know how you feel when doing a poo, like, today. I love. Vulnerable. Like today, I filmed you doing a poo, James, through the, the hole in the door. And I bet you felt vulnerable. Yeah, but you could, Jamie could have. I felt extremely aroused.

No, but if Jamie opened the door, it's not going to, I'm not going to feel vulnerable. It's just like, you would if, open the door next time. So you'd just keep pooping. Yes. You wouldn't do anything. You wouldn't even cover it. That's so not true because the second, like, I, you heard me walking up the stairs and you were like, Jamie, I'm doing a shit. No, because I'm, no, that's not me.

I don't give a shit. Yeah. But I know, it's more, no, no, but it's, it's, if you, it's like, you'll be with your partner and the partner. just open the door and you're doing the fattest diarrhea of shit I don't give a fuck and I hope they don't give a fuck but I don't know if you care I get self-conscious about the smell

well Jim did walk in there and just look I didn't walk in I just filmed you through the hole no but you walked in afterwards and said it it smelled like shit no the thing I'm most self-conscious about is the sound because that's funny no but I I you guys don't understand I drop like like lead

shit like they're the densest like heaviest like heaviest and every time But that's funny It's like when you're in a public toilet And you hear some doing that That's funny as fuck

No it's funny when they're like Fart shitting You know Yeah When they do one of those shits That leads way to a big Yeah that's funny That just the plop on its own

I don't I hate that It's not funny It's just like I don't know Pathetic So you're saying Everyone should try and do Big Fart Shish

But what I'm saying is You feel vulnerable on the toilet, right? I don't. So I know if I, like, looking at you, if I opened that door and you were shitting, you'd be like, go away. And if I was like, no,

and then just started, like, hitting you, you know? It'd be funny. No, you'd, you'd feel very, like... I'd have to slap you back, and it would be of a handful of shit. Because I would have been... It does, I don't think it bothers. Bothers me, personally.

It does. This is you just lying again. No, no. Put it into action. prove it. Okay, go take a poo and I'll film it. Again. Guys, the Saudi episode was last time. Yeah. Bath tub Tom says, if the jar set words catch fire

and you could only save one item, what would each of you choose? They on. Billy. No, it has to be something that's not alive. Well, this is the thing. If you just pick up the barrel, that's one item. It just happens to be full of stuff.

The barrel's a pretty good shout. No, but I would take Sandy. Yeah, it would have to be something that a jailling's made, probably. Yeah. No, no, fuck it, no, I'm taking Dempsey. Without a doubt, I'm taking Dempsey. Either, or I would take that. Why do you not like that?

No, I like, it's just like, Fat Detective can burn. Jim has a real issue with that. Who said I have an issue? I'd be more likely to take the dog that's on the, bottom. Yeah, actually.

This one? Yeah, bottom dog. No, but then the Max Payne is kind of iconic. I feel like... It was better when the glue had like... Yeah. Sandy, it'd be Sandy Dempsey or that, depends.

I could probably... Like, this is the thing. It's like if suddenly, something has just fire, you've got more than one item. You've got hands. You can fill your hands, you know? Well, no, that's not the question. No, but realistically, you can take more than one item. Well, why are you changing the parameters?

You're moving the goalpost? No, I'm making it realistic. No. Our slash jail media has this to say. On episode 1-2-6 of the jailcast titled Mother Fing Gromit, you boys each discuss your different choices of sleep attire. Jim slept completely naked, Alex wore only a top, and James wore only underwear.

Is this still the case? and if it has, why has it evolved over the years? Well, it's not evolved for me at least. So you're still on undies at night time? I know I am. I had a situation recently where I've had the underwear, no clean underwear. I went out. I just had a shower.

So I had to made a conscious choice of what I'm going to sleep in. So I went with the, you know, pyjama bottoms. Yeah. And I had to get naked after like five minutes because it's just so uncomfortable. It's the worst night of sleep I've had in recent memory. Wow. Okay. What about you, Jim? You still go in the naked life? No.

You changed? Yeah. What do you do now? Hmm. Don't even sleep anymore. No. I, P.J. Bottom it. With underwear?

No. How? What do you mean? That's what... You don't wear underwear with P.J. Bottons. Nope. No, fuck that. Do you wear... Do you?

I don't wear PJ bottoms. I only do. That's probably why it was uncomfortable because you're wearing your... But when you put the PJ bottoms on, did you first put underwear on? No, I had no underwear. Okay.

Like, I wear PJ bottoms, what was like chilling with underwear? They were too warm, are you saying? No. The package can't be loose. The package has got to be packaged. But you said you didn't like... I can't handle it being unpacked.

But you said you didn't like it being unpacked. No, but I had no option. It was either unpackaged in PJ bombs or unpacked. So I picked on the package. Like, I can't. It's like an actual... So you need underwent.

See, this is why I like the Winnie the Pooh style, where it's just the t-shirt and everything else is just free. How? Because that's, that's cringy. Yeah, that seems so uncomfortable. I know, because sometimes you're just walking around and you catch yourself in the mirror. Nice. No, that's stupid, man. I hate that.

Yeah, because at all times, what I'm thinking about is I'm ready for combat. So am I? You're not ready for combat. Someone, like someone's burglaring your house, right? And you get up to go and stop them. Oh, you're doing the old put, show them your cock and they want to wait. And they just see you with just a t-shirt on. They're going to laugh at you.

Yeah, they're going to mug you even harder. No, no, I've already got this planned out, right? So I hear there's a disturbance. I get out of bed and I'm just in my t-shirt and everything else. is loose. Yeah. I go downstairs and meet whoever's robbing. You walk in there with just a t-shirt?

I wouldn't put anything on and then I'd have to act fast and it would have to be pure instinct, but I'd have to rip off the shirt and tie around your waist. Start making some kind of crazy noise and like just lock eye contact and make a crazy noise and get naked. what should leave the shirt on and make the crazy noises do you know what else because it needs to be scary I want to I want to conjure like someone who sleeps in just the shirt is going you know in hereditary there's all these like weird naked ghosts

I want to bring that vibe be like am I even like alive I'm just a ghost yeah just stand there like against the and just do the complete inverse of what they'd expect just like start just pee on the floor or something crazy no something that would actually really scare them

is if you just went down in your normal outfit with a hard cock and just walked in how scary would that be that totally flips the scenario to be like terrifying you burglar a house

and there's a naked dude with like a floppy a floppy cock all cold and shriveled yeah not scary but like if you're fully clothed

like this person is a rouse that I've broken into yeah you're like that's like what like I need to get out because this person is... Yeah, no, mine was someone on the same side. It's like, if it happens, pull out the fleshlight instantly.

Yeah, that changes. Yeah, that's what the flashlight is for. It's like a light on. Yeah, that's like a power maker. No, because it is. They'll hear it. They'll hear it coming. They'll hear it down with each step.

You look really slowly as well. That's horrifying. Yeah, I might have to adapt that into my defense routine. Do you do that? Do you like play out? Like role play Yeah Like creeping through the house

That's why I've got all my Tactically placed weapons But like they're not actually weapons Oh like Billy Just things that like look like they belong there But they actually could be used as a weapon Yeah to bypass the law That if you premeditated

Put a weapon there to protect yourself That's the only reason I play cricket each week Is so I have an excuse To have the cricket bat Yeah Hence why it's like the iPad Hmm Some more on has this to say

Hi boys, I've been listening to the cast for five years now and I've been a fan for three I listened it for two years when's the when's the three? Yeah, what was that after the two years of not Not liking what you're listening to when did it win you over? No or vice versa. Maybe they lost They like they stop me or maybe like they were a fan for one year or maybe like they were a fan for one year lapsed for two years. Yeah, but they're still watching. Yeah, they were watching the whole time, but like there was a two, at least two of that five years.

Are we like, are we still in the not liking us days? Well, that's what I'm saying. Was it the first three years they're a fan, and then the latest two years? Let's see if the rest of their question answers this for us. In this age of overstimulation, I'm interested if you guys can go through your average day without a constant noise in the background.

Personally, I find it hard to do menial tasks, such as cooking, cleaning, or even wandering around without the constant noise of music or a podcast. Can you sit in silence or do you find yourselves itching for more stimulation? I guess what I'm trying to ask is when was the last time you shat in silence? Shat? I can only shit in silence. Really?

No, I bet you you're browsing Yahoo forums or whatever. No, trust me, when I've got a shit going, I can't even be clothed. We've gone over this before. If I'm pushing a shit, everything has to come off. At work? No, I will literally just like works different because it's just like I feel like I'm gonna be sick If I'm sitting there trying to push out of shit like really bad while clothed and I can't get naked I feel like I'm gonna vomit

So I can't have anything on this. There's got to be no stimulation. I have to be focused on squeezing shit That's unfortunate man Which is good for when it's on burgls me? I can't remember the last time I did a poo without being stimulated. You play chess? Yeah, I play chess or a little bit of Octopath Traveler 2. Or, yeah, that's mostly what I'll do.

Yeah, maybe send an email. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, it seems like a waste of time, otherwise. yeah that's that's that's the weird thing with no but you got remember he he he spends as much possible time with the toilet as possible he makes it come out graciously i've got no time to wait so i've just squeeze it out no that's that's something with overstimilisation that i've noticed there's like this this need to utilize time at all times like it's got to be like consuming something or yeah yeah doing something for an end goal like this this programming of

it's not okay to to just sit there and poo yeah you know it's an opportunity to it's an opportunity to like learn something new about Dark Souls law you know this is I think this comes into like

that mentality of like utilizing time with pooing is because of the Wattways you can't poo at work because that's paid hours yeah no this is why I think companies should like you should be sat on a commode

while working with a catheter. Or at least have an option to sign in at your desktop while you're doing. You know? Well, just like toilet seats at desks in offices. Yeah, that could work, you know? I'm surprised they haven't done that.

You got like a blanket for privacy. What about the smell? That's the main thing. You actually get sucked up. It's like a plane. Yeah. Oh, powerful suction technology too. Okay.

Which means you can't get up for doing things because your ass is going to be sucked down that toilet So it's like a suction is So you can't just like There's no raced hours Suddenly the office Prolapse becomes like a normal No but this comes back to the designated

Shitting time of the previous like 100 years episodes ago You mean our The designated A political Plan for when we're in control Yeah does that shit in time

But because it's designated in your suction on everyone's toilet is locked until no but they turn on agreed upon time they turn on the suction at that time there's so much suction it forces it out it's like yeah like you can't hold on any longer yeah designated

and that you maximises productive work time for the corporations and I think that's a great idea the shit economy the shit economy yeah compress it into gold filter it for gold because it's being compressed so much it would actually be a usable material

I was thinking about that You know like there's a bunch of food That like they sprinkle gold on Or like just put gold in Yeah Do they extract it Do they extract it in like the water field Who gets that gold back?

Who gets it? The world The ocean So like the poo cleaning facilities Don't get the gold back Why would they? Because such a minute amount But I don't think any gold is coming out

In your bum But like if you If you've eaten like one of those things wrapped in gold Surely you're like that's coming out of you No, it's just being dissolved Dissolve where though Like it's in your blood

Got gold blood Where's it going? Yeah but when it comes out of you It's not gold It's just mashed Mashed into poo Which you filter out No but there's gonna be nothing there

You're telling me corn can survive The human stomach But gold can't Yeah I've never shat out corn You've never eaten corn I've eaten corn I've eaten many corn

but when I do a poo there's no corn there's nothing even resembles corn corn what does your post corn shit look like it's like a poo with corn in it mine isn't like that it is man no bro I guarantee it is

no bro bro bro James's stomach is like a pH of one I've never seen any resemblance of any corn but like how much are you eating corn first off oh you know the you know the the corn method to make good corn.

On the cob, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I'll do that, and obviously, I'm in two, like, corns. Yeah. You know, and there's nothing. Yeah, two corns. You eat, like, two kernels. Where is it all?

No, it's just like there'll be, I'll eat two of them, two full stacks, and there'll be... I learned that fiber is pointless. It's not. It is totally pointless. You just pull it out. No, man. No, you're wrong. Am I wrong?

Yep. Yes. Tell me how I'm wrong. Bar-borble. Duke Walker has this to say. What's your opinion on the whole black pill thing? I've recently had a friend become obsessed with it, and honestly, it's quite sad seeing him go from someone who was once fun to hang around with,

to having him ruin almost every conversation by bringing up anything from face measurements to what is basically eugenics. Any attempt to try and counter his point? just gets dismissed with us being called blue-pilled. Any advice or whatever? What's Blackbilled? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Black pill, I thought, was like, kind of like being a doomer.

No, that's blue pill in it. No. What's blue pill? No, not blue pill. I was forgetting in the movie, which pillars... Red pill is like the... Being woke? No, no, it's the opposite.

The red pillars are like the... But in the film, that is what happens. He takes a pill and then... This is why I don't get it. about that whole that whole side adopting the matrix uh iconography becoming woke that when the whole thing is like quite so yeah it was made by two trans people um yeah the whole concept so which one is the the woke mob blue yeah that does make sense the people who decided to stay in the simulation and because they're saying yeah you're just being like a sheep

you're you're taking the blue pill and you're just you're part of the woke mom this is where the white are projecting their weird shit onto everyone else being the sheep when it's like you're you're the most fucking mpc as man for the last like 4,000 years every man is made like you fucking she's truth it through fun subscribing like yourself entirely to any like it's like a religion like i'm red pill religion you're blue pill religion it's like you can't then go and say well you're you're subscribe to that but i think you The way they're using it in this question, this sounds like a kind of insully thing.

Yeah, I think black hole is insal? Yeah, no, because if they're talking about bone structure. Exactly, yeah, if they're talking about eugenics and like face measurements and stuff because that's like a part of the inso movement where like... You find out your own flaws because you're not confident enough in yourself and self-accepting to feel like your lack of women is caused by your brain and your skull structure and your... Yeah, it's the like, I'm not a chad, so I might as well give up type thing, you know? because of things I face measurements.

Nileism. Yeah, basically. Yeah. There's no point trying. It's just too hard for me. Yeah. It's unfortunate if you have someone like that around you, especially if it's leaning more towards the incelty stuff.

Yeah. Just let them goon. Just introduce them to goon. Yeah, no, that's true. Honestly, they... It fills the void. Yeah, they might not ever stop being blackpilled, but at least they'll go.

Sounds like this. person needs to kind of get off the internet a little bit no i think everyone does yeah yeah um if it's like ruining your life to that degree though you know we're like just so lost i'm that you need a bit of a perspective shift i think a little break yeah no honestly yeah touch grass yeah touch grass but it's like um it's hard to know if like give it a year or two if they're gonna come come around and not yeah it depends like how old they are what their social Or they're just going to keep being fed that fucking insolvertoic by Gorscham to like stay in that mindset. That's the problem is like you just find that little bubble and you just get lost in it online.

Um, and speaking of, I guess we actually have a, this can maybe be our penultimate one here. A real Guna has written in. Oh, another one. Yeah, yeah. Goon corner. The Goon lag corner. Grimfield 2000 says this. Gidey lads.

Ex Guna Jarling here. This is crazy, by the way. Like some of the stuff in here I'd never heard. Feel free to pick and choose what to include as you like slash deem appropriate for radio. So yeah, this is pretty, this is a pretty hardcore gooning law. So like, just be warned about that. You use the time codes if you don't want to hear this. My gooning experience started back in 2013 when I was 16,

ended in 2021, age 24. Plus I'd been viewing porn daily since 11. So I have credentials. Well, I don't think the jar boys realize is that there are actually multiple subclasses of gooners, goonets for women. Outside of the, outside of the, I'm sorry, outside of the people who stroke themselves silly in private, there's also jerk buds. These are people who will post their contact details for a chat application like tick

or discord alongside some of their interest, inviting others to trade porn with them as they masturbate and discuss. Jerk buds might also classify themselves further as being alpha or beta, and alpha jerk bud will try and assert dominance and insult the beta. While the beta will supply pornography, they call this feeding in an attempt to make the alpha come. Some of the weirdest experiences I've had were on mega goon discord service. These are typically focused on a single figure, porn star or celebrity, where multiple beta gooners will gather together on Discord calls and masturbate to them together. There are thousands of these. At one point I joined

stream that played clips of Haley Williams from Paramour for two hours or 30 to 40 people would comment on how horny they were and the amount of times they've orgasmed. They did this every Saturday. Since these people are so deeply addicted to porn, it's typical that they delve into some pretty intense stuff. Things like transsexual, cuckold or race fetishism, as well as the secular, sex, ugh, my God, I'm getting lost here. As well as the sexual as I, sexualization of friends family and minors was almost the norm in some of these circles people would often open conversations with limits question mark or advertise themselves as no limits intentionally seeking this out at my absolute worst i was living with my fiancee and fucking my fist all day when they weren't home and then being sexually impotent when they were around it completely destroyed my idea of what a normal sexual sexual relationship was. I was horrible to this woman and weird strange fetishes and whining while simultaneously being both unable to perform sexually and entirely uninterested in sex. I'd declined social events or outings to stay home and jerk, socially isolating myself for years. It was only when they finally left and laid out exactly all the ways I've been horrible to them that I was able to properly come to terms with my addiction. I can remember them crying

to their friends asking, why can't he love me normally? And knowing again, exactly why. It's not an exaggeration to say porn has ruined both my life and the life of the person closest to me. That was three years ago and I'm still suffering the consequences of it. I'm 26 and essentially sexually impotent requiring Viagra to have an erection for more than a few seconds due to the massive damage I did to my cock. I'm only just now able to orgasm with a partner for the first time. I think the worst part is of all the developmental milestones that I let pornography corrupt and steal I'll never be able to go back and redo that

but at least I can move forward the right way huge respect to you lads for having these conversations is the topic young people need to be more aware of especially going forward as technology brings us further and further apart game on holy fuck

Jesus Christ that's the real inside shit yeah that's such a cautionary tale that's so fuck like I'd never considered the sub-cure community angle and like there's obviously a lot of

awful shit on Discord already but I'd never considered this level of organised goonation you know yeah no we've talked about the porn addiction is now like it's people need to actually start to realise and be willing to talk about it

how can you let it get that far where you're like with your jerk buds in a Discord server relating to like a celebrity or something well so i guess it's like the um the the the gradual escalation yeah and i i think it's pretty common like you see jokes about it on instagram reels and stuff youtube shorts of like the the scrolling through porn hub yeah it's like the the satiation like it's it's over a long period of time but you gradually just need that bit more yeah like you're you're less sensitive to it you're

sensitized. Yeah, once you've been doing it as well for, it's like, it's what, like 28 days it takes to form like a neural pathway in your mind where it will just become a, like, just part of your routine. So if they are, like, organizing these events like every Saturday, it's like, yep, it's Goon Day. And then at a certain point, it just becomes like a natural thing, routine in your life. Yeah, yeah.

And your head's going to, like, crave it. Yeah. that's yeah that's like the most hardcore gooning story yeah man yeah i think we like scientifically we we don't know enough about like natural addiction like the addiction not relating to a chemical it's like ingesting alcohol or like coke or whatever it is yeah these naturally produced things in our head Yeah, it just feeds back to what we keep saying, we just weren't ready for the internet

and what it was capable of. And we're not going to know it's knock on effect for a few more generations, probably, where we actually have some data to study. Yeah. So we were the ultimate testing ground. Like, we were the first to really get in. I mean, like, he said he was 11 when he started watching porn regularly.

He started gooning when he was 16 in 2013, but he started viewing porn since 11. and stop when he was 24 yeah i mean that that goes to show like it's it's starting young and when it's getting in your brain that young it's i think i was probably about 11 when i first saw porn there yeah really yeah see i think i don't i don't think i saw porn until i was like 13 14 really i never watched it yeah did it did they have that whole culture like at school though where there's like the couple of edgy dudes that yeah yeah yeah just find whatever they can and just show it to everyone.

There's always going to be one or two of those. Yep. Yeah. I kind of want to end it there, to be honest, because I don't think anything can follow that up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So if you've got any more tales for the Goon Jargoon Cave, let us know. Yeah, be safe out there. Yeah. Just never watch porn. Yeah, cut that shit. Oh, uh, n-h-h-h-ha-ha-ha. Good afternoon, morning, evening

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