JAR Media Posdact - Ladbible GOONED It This Time - JARCast Episode 362

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, this is JAR Media, and this is episode 362 of the JARMedia podcast. I am your host, not James, that is Alex. However, I am James, and this is Jamie. Welcome to the show. Nice. I love when someone else does the intro. I like it when.

you just go for it straight away there's none of the pussy footing like who's going to do none of the fifth none of the fath couldn't have said it better myself so effing

true what's your favourite favourite Fury Road quote um what's a lovely day it's a bloody glorious day that's from it right um yeah something like that

at least um I like that's beat yeah that's hard to be that's one of the golden ones that's my one isn't a line but it's when um the the pregnant character

narrowly misses dying just before she does die yeah um and a max just looks out the window and puts his thumbs up and he's oh yeah yeah yeah classic of course yeah I feel like some of the some of the girls in the truck that Aussie girls have like some good lines

they do I can't think of any right now it's been a while there's that one with the really thick Aussie accent and it's the blonde and let's talk about like

dick or something yeah she says she says like Max eats cock or something yeah yeah

in the most Aussie way possible yeah yeah yeah that's what you want he eats nobha

slang slangar slangar yeah he gobbled slangar yeah is gobble like a

Kiwi Aussie thing because my dad always says gobble I've never heard any English person say it

Gobbling, gobble. Yeah, that was like a thing. Yeah, you don't hear English people say gobble. I gobbled that one right up. I feel like it's quite British. Really, gobble. Yeah, gobble, gobble. The Toil and travel.

Yeah. Is that the words? Yeah. I'm not sure how I feel about Furiosa, though. The trailers come out. Yeah. Is it directed by him? Yeah, yeah.

Then I... So you have to have a little faith. Yeah, because it's him. It's just it might be that they've used more CGI because it's a... Yeah, that's the concern, I guess. Yeah, but at the same time, like, there's loads in Fury Road. Mm-hmm. Like a lot.

And a lot of trailer shots, like, are often outfinished, or they're unpolished, or, you know, there's still work to be done. But I think at the same time, fuel Yose will never take away from Fury Road. Yeah. No, so we still got it, so it doesn't mean. At the end of day, if Hideo Kajima has, like, gone fowl over how good it is, it's probably going to be good. Yeah. That man has some pretty good taste. Yeah, I love that thing.

where people interpret from the way he talks about films on Twitter like if he likes someone. He doesn't say if he doesn't like him. Yeah, he just won't say. He just says, I saw this film. Yeah, and it's like a Marvel movie. He just says, I saw it. The film he loves, it's like paragraph and paragraph. Yeah, Twitter long as about how much he loves

this movie. It's like, I saw Captain Marvel. Yeah, that's the famous comparison. I can't remember what the other one was, but yeah. Sean the sheep. He fucking loves Sean the sheep. As anyone should. As anyone should, as anyone in their right, mine should.

Well, yeah, this is Characast episode, what, 362, right? 362? Yeah, 362. No, well, yes. Yes, it is 362. Well, we're going to have to enter the speed force and correct a few things. As if we wouldn't correct them, come on if we were. Compound all the badness.

We're three episodes away from a year. Hmm. People can do the JAR Media Year Challenge. JAR Media Year Challenge. Watch an episode every day. year this year right it is yeah a leapfrog year isn't um surely surely if someone actually did that I'm pretty sure they would they could actually develop brain damage by by like this whole experiment is my bro yeah it's work brain damage but not as like

condensed and intensive as actually an episode every day I think I would want to kill myself after seven I don't know there's so like seven on week seven that's very specific yeah week um well there are like there are a talk show hosts that have shows every day and like landscapers and stuff they'd be listening to them every day true you know so true you always ground that's because they're talking about the the the opinions and the the topics the matter to the working man we talk about things that matters the working man no we're not talking about illegal immigrants and how they're moving in this country that's what they talk about that's what you talk about all the time

as well I know it's funny because I went to see my paint guy recently just to like pick up a drop something off and it's like yeah I started talking and talk about coffee and one and it's just like instantly about politics instantly get about immigrants like my man we're talking for like two minutes

how does these get dropped? They're a little bit too comfy like saying political opinions like in the first time you've met someone you know like an intense oh I didn't really we're going to go there with that cool yeah people love talking about politics I do as well but like in the right context you know yeah not just oh you're at work sitting in your desk let's talk about john peterson yeah yeah yeah um well before we get too deep into the show

let me shout out of those journal media patrons over at patreon they make the audio version of the show possible supporting those rSS feeds and getting their special crazy usually wacky patron names in the first or second week of next of each month sorry um that would be not this one but the one after i believe so it's felt kind of like a long month it has 31 days it's one of the longer months and then i guess february will be long as well with it being a leap year longer than normal 29 days yeah instead of the 28 yeah oh we're in for a long year well it's one more day mm-hmm Was that longer or shorter?

Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I fucking thought. Okay. If we do any topics or... Is the time to get married? Are you supposed to get married on leap year? That was the old thing, right?

It's like, that's when the woman can propose. Is on leap year. Yeah. Why? No. Tradition or something. Well, I don't know. What is marriage?

So communion under God. Yeah. Communion under some stars. The leap stars, because they're only there every four years. So that's why you can only get married every four years. Yeah. Can you like get a roster? You know, like do a different marriage every four years and have like.

Some people do different marriage every six months, let alone four years. My Muttley laughs getting pretty good A bit wheeze Oh Yeah Yeah you can kind of like Ariana Grande whistle name What do you mean

I don't know anything about her Except she's like fuck SpongeBob or something Huh Am I right She banged SpongeBob She cheated on her partner With the fella who played SpongeBob In the SpongeBob musical

No I'm pretty Yeah, is that who she's currently dating, then? I think so, yeah. Oh. I think that's an off-put. Or maybe it really does it for her. And she's like, but depending on her boyfriend, she changes race as well.

The actual thing is. I thought that was just depending on, like, the climate. I think it is, like, it's, because I've seen the comparison pictures of the last 10 years. I don't want to talk shit about her, but it's like, it is fucking bizarre. literally it's like every five years it's like completely different ways she's been like Latina Asian No she's white I guess

She was black She went black for like Really yeah Yeah it was crazy She she she I think she has Almost done every race Hmm I'm sure by the end of her lifetime

That will be All the bases will be covered Yeah for sure She's got more creative She's only got like two left The fun The five RACES

No, but she's She's been through Like 10 Hmm I really I feel like That's a bullet I've dodged

Is her I know people Like a music I just know Nothing about her It's just She's just there I know

I know like What she looks like But outside of that I'm like Well you You don't She's like She's like

She's like Ditto Like a Camelian Yeah You can You can be like Oh that's

Ray Quazza No it's Dito I always liked Ditto It was one of my favour Yeah, I love Ditto Squirtle is my all-time favorite Pokemon though Really?

Yeah I think his or her design is perfect There's nothing wrong With Squirtle And I'd say as well Pikachu

Pikachu's a perfect What about like Charazard? Yeah, Charisard's pretty good Charazard's pretty bankable No bangable Because the thing The thing with Pikachu and squirtle, I reckon, is that they can be cool, but also...

Blastoyce is cool. Blastoyce, I don't mean in that way, like, Blastoyce is a worse design than squirtle. You know, when Pikachu, when Pikachu, no, it's water, when Pikachu starts having like an epic moment and it's like, Pikachu and He goes like Kameha meha like Yeah an equivalent to that and it's like Okay Pikachu you're kind of going off This is cool

But at the same time he's like a chubby little rat Yeah well there's that thing We're like in older the older original seasons He's way chubbier Yeah I like chubby That's what I mean original Pikachu Chubby as fat Yeah

Fat tiny little legs How live you on that yeah Chubbich Perfect and the same as Squirtle I think Whirtle can be cool I quite like What's it called

Sween coon Remember that one? One of the rare dogs I think it's in one of the movies It's like a blue dog With all this like flowing stuff Coming off in

Yeah pretty cool Something like this What about Litton Which one's that? The cat The little cat The fire cat That's in

Smash Bros The fully evolved versions Yeah Oh that was out of my time Yeah, Encinor Yes Yeah, I like Insinor A lot of Pokemon have actually

Like really good designs Charmander It's all the first Ones, the pre-evolve things Yeah, clefky Yeah, I love Clavky Yeah Seal

Is that a pigeon? I actually was really fond of pigeons Yeah Pigeot or whatever Yeah Pige idiot Oh, it's Litton Yeah, I like pigeon

Pigeon Pigeon's cool I want to do a couple of housekeeping things here which is the segment we round out some of those conversations from the previous episode

Like this comment left from Reckon Dabbin 3357 Is throbbing pain And your finger is nice James's most bizarre take Since falling over is relaxing You said that?

I did because I fell over last year when I in the snow I was just like I didn't see it and I fell over and it was just like I explained this at the time it's like when you you've you've slipped over you've become weightless and it is just like oh nice and then you hit the floor when you feel your weight the most is when you slip over it's like it was quite nice because at the same time I wasn't stressed and I it's like I accepted that I'd just fallen over while falling over so it's like I'm just going to let's the trick is kind of why like when really drunk people get like hit by cars and stuff like they can do better than if you they weren't inebriated because they're in a state

where they're kind of relaxed when they're smacked so they don't tense up and they're just like jelly they're just a ditto you know but with the finger one do you not get that where it's like it is starting to heal you get a slice or cut and it starts to heal a little bit and you get that like pulsating like feeling through the I know what you mean that isn't I don't know if I like it though maybe if I get in a bath too hot and I turn to gammon and then you get the throb the gammon you're literally boiling yourself alive oh right you think like gammon see I've never had that boiled gammon

I don't really like that to be honest what pain what is sort of normal or something for the most part no I don't like pain there is a plain pleasure threshold there's like a yeah so when you bang your knee it's like it really

fucking hurts when it's like that's yeah it gives you that little feeling and it's like oh shit that yeah um or like a massage even

can be like verging on painful I've never had a massage like oh yeah you can't can you it's too sensile back there yeah two sensile back there

not that I know you can have massages in other places though and I've just not had hand massage are underrated. Underrated. Yeah.

Yeah. It's not what you think of. I liked this comment from, um, Ignus Grammus. Love the last episode, Alex said that it was the first episode when no one was ill, then it ends up getting annihilated in a Looney Tunes style scene of destruction. Leviathans are not just coming. I fear they may already be here.

There's one in this very room A Leviathan Right by your toesy-wosies That's, let's No Arms No Life 6665 says The word you're looking for with those metal clips is Carabina Carabina

Yeah, shut up Liar What metal What? What metal? Yeah, I bet this content and I was like, I bought clip up Because when I thought about it

I thought about clips in a magazine. Like I'm like a Lee Enfield. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was talking about like a, you know, Johnny Thunder hook. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm still not sure what you mean.

Adventure, you know. How can you not know? How can you not know? You are just meming to be funny. Everyone knows what a carburena is. I don't know what a carburetta is. Do you want to explain? what carbureto is.

Do you mean a clip? Carbonara. Yummy. I heard a carbunara from the Italian restaurant. You know that Italian restaurant? Go on. Gives you real, does it? No, no, doesn't.

I've just called some beef with them. They do you beef, do they? They fired the hot guy. He got head hunted and he now works in the Greek place. Really? Yeah. Because someone else, I guess, had the hots for him. He's Italian, though.

Like, that added something. He's not Greek. No, but this is the thing. In the Italian, they've got a Greek woman now. Oh, man. Crossing wires that shouldn't be cross. Yeah. Well, we need to go to the Greek there.

They did like a trade. It's like football teams, when they just trade players. Yeah. Give me the hot Italian guy for the hot Greek one. Fair trade. Vator Quality says, I think the handbrake conversation was interesting. I'm the only one of my friends who uses their handbrake at all. My friends don't even use it when they park.

And they always think it's weird that I use it at all. Bear Bear Boys, this show makes me look forward to Mondays. How could you not use it when you far? That's just stupid. No, that is actually really fucking dumb. Because surely, yeah, there's leaving it in, like, gear. Which means if you're on a hill, honestly, just when you're parking it, put it in gear as well. Because then it won't

move back. It's just a safety precaution. But who the fuck passed normally and doesn't put the handbrake on? Yeah, it's like what possible reason? It depends if they're American, the amount of clips you've seen of people just get run over by their own car because they don't put a handbrake on. Yeah, maybe it's more popular they're American.

and Charlings we'll have to... Yeah, that is really, really dumb. I don't think you should be able to have a license. You can't know. You can't, like, modern cars, you can't leave without putting the handbrake on. That might be why. Because of the slides.

Of course, last week, we talked about the fire in the sky phenomena. The light. The light. The light. Goku. Scary movie. Dibbidosa 7640, about this. Hi, Jha. I have a suggestion for your strange light phenomenon. Disclamer,

I'm a mere third year astrophysics student at university. So this is based on what limited knowledge I have. What came to mind for me was that it was a geomagnetic storm, more commonly known as Aurora, Aurora Borealis, being specifically the Northern Lights. Essentially, this is when the charged ionic particles from the solar wind get trapped in the Earth's ionosphere and the interactions with the magnetic field that traps them there cause the emission of light. Usually this only happens on the Earth's poles. However, as you mentioned, it was around sunset. I wonder if it just so happened that a higher density of these particles got caught in the ionosphere

due to the fact that they would be travelling parallel to the magnetic field lines of the Earth, thus causing the emission of light. The sun also has slightly more energetic events called solar flares, which this may also be. potentially the reason why it was so visible. However, this should have caused some interference with electronics, but maybe you weren't listening to the radio, and it was Spotify. Anyway, this is the only thing I can think of, and it amused me how you guys referred to the event as a flare, because this is potentially the reason why. However, I am doubtful that this is the case, as I do not think, it could be so localized, but as I said,

it's the only thing I could think of, keep up the good cast. If there are any other astrophysical or physical phenomena that you're confused by, I'd love to take a crack at it. I definitely don't think it was a solar flare from my knowledge of solar flowers. I'm believing meteorite. That's my belief now. Yeah. I think it's more likely a solar flare.

Cool. There's no, I'm putting my money on this guy. No, at the same time, didn't all the lights go off? Yeah, I think they did. I think all the streetlights. Or is that, have we just like, what's that effect called you know where do you like oh the Mandela effect

the Mendana's effect we might have just the Menendez the Menendez effect we might have menendez that into it we might have like we might be exaggerating now I remember like this is my special fucking power is a disgustingly

highly detailed memory okay when's my birthday boom No, no, no, no, no. Shut down. No, with like imagery, I have a really good... When I've experienced something, I... No, but it is subjective, that once it's happened in the past...

It can change, because that's the way the human minds are. But I know my own memory, and I know it is very clear. Who was driving? Because we were arguing. So we're in the Sleka? Yes. Okay. Anyway, I don't want to linger on this for too long, so we did talk about this. But all I'm saying is, I remember the lights going off.

which would coincide of a solar flare, but I don't think solar flas typically illuminate the sky the way it did. The only thing that explains that is a meteorite. We've got theories. I don't think a meteorite explains it either, then. Have you seen the one in Russia? There were a lot of people commenting on that, like people from Finland and all over the joint,

saying it's quite common in certain places. We might have just been right place, right time. I would definitely, yeah, I think we are. And I swear if it was a solar flare, there'd probably be more news about it. It's like, oh, this area is. Yeah, that is weird that, yeah. You'd think that would be reported, but...

No, but a solar flare is what causes the northern lights. Like, it's normal. Yes, as they say, is there. Solar meteorites, though. They're quite common, aren't they? Yeah, but I... Like, when you look up at the sky and it's all clear and stuff, and you see little shooting the stars and that, like, that's...

Hmm. Well... Can I give you a theory? Have you heard about the whole Gandy Jack the Whipper thing? Excuse me? Is this related to the meteoros? No, this is something different. Yeah, Gandhi studied in London.

Jack the Ripper was getting... In London, at the same time as Jack Ripper's killing started, and the last killing happened at the same year that Gandhi left London. So when Gandhi left, there was no more Jack the Ripper killings. So there's like, I guess, this loose theory that the Jack the Ripper was Gandhi. Correlation is not causation. It's not, but it is weird that the timings are perfect. But, yeah, Gandhi did do some pretty suss things back in the video.

He's like, that's just a test, all right? Yeah. Yeah, I got a couple... Yeah, like, nuke. He loves his nukes. Yeah, he does. I've got a couple things I want to talk to you fellas about. Speaking of weird things in the sky.

Do you guys know about the jellyfish UFO? You've seen the footage of this? No. I'm a US Army base. Hell yeah. I love these. It looks like a jellyfish. When was this released?

Like a week or two ago. I've not seen it. Show me. No, no, show me. I need to know. I'm a UFO expert. So am I. Really?

Nice. Why have you guys never told me about this? Um, because... NDA. Yeah. Somewhat controversial, let's say. Right. Turn off the fucking...

Oh my God, man. It's got that dramatic music. Yeah. I don't... This is from the economic times, this video. Aliens. Economics. Right.

Yeah. It looks like a... from Star Wars. So that's from an army base. That was on an army base, but where was this actually captured? I'll tell you, I'll say. In Iraq. In 2018.

It's weird. We've had a few of these type things the past few years. And no one like really cares. I know. What is the deal? Are they just easy? us into being like, yes, aliens have been here for ages. They're actually everywhere.

They run every country. They're just chilling. Yeah. What could it be? Okay, looking at that. Yeah, that, I don't think that's a, that's a, I think that is a drone. It goes invisible, though. It doesn't go invisible.

No, it's kind of like invisible. No, that's the fucking heat fucking thing, you really. No, it's it is. That's black and white. That's a heat signature. No, that's a heat signature camera, bro. It's not going to. going black and white, it's just the heat signal.

I wish they had audio of whoever's behind the camera. We do a lot for credibility. Yeah. It's like, what the fuck is this? What are you looking at? Yeah. So of course, yes. It's called the jellyfish UFO. So what I'd say because clearly that is, that's like not high up. That's clearly like

travelling above like the rooftops of buildings. Yeah. So what I would say is that's a whack 2018. The likelihood of that being just a drone is pretty high. The American army have been using drones of base. It was earlier than that, wasn't it? 2018. Was it

2018? I think he said 2018. I wouldn't. It's like, why would it why would an alien like that be flying around in an active war zone? This is what the description says. A video purportedly showing an unidentified flying object, UFO, over a US military

base has shocked social media users. The clip was first posted on Instagram by artist and filmmaker Jeremy Corbell, who is, he's like a UFO guy he's like obsessed with it all and later appeared on many other social media platforms including X formerly Twitter hate that I've got to say that every time now um so this is a UFO guy then then surely the credibility kind of goes out the window I'm not sure because there's also the whole uh there's loads of these the military guys like swearing in a court

that they saw aliens what the whole bob is our guy and he's like yeah I I reverse engineered. The Bobbazard thing is like zero credibility. That's different. Debatable, James, but the guy who was the guy who was watching the the like disc thing that went like Yeah, in a fighter jet pilot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The credibility there is the fact that fighter jet pilots are some of the most like fucking highest level people in society. You're so disgustingly intelligent because the entry requirements to be a fucking fighter pilot is so high. What would their motivation be for doing that?

Yeah, they're getting paid like 100, hundreds of thousands so money's not an incentive and judging that money's always an incentive yeah agreed but that footage was like from years ago as well

and I'd say of all the footage is kind of the most credible because it's like you know you're yeah so what is that how's it moving like that it comes out the water doesn't it or something crazy

that one yeah that one actually has the audio on it doesn't it yeah yeah yeah what the actual fuck is this and if you're I think it was flying like an F-35 so you're talking like

6th gen or 5th gen fighters unbelievably maneuverable high fucking speed if they're like this thing's fucking gone yeah yeah and like if when it's a camera like that it's

it's like a scanner it's the latest text it's got all the heat signature yeah yeah and it's if it's like oh yeah you can't like fake that sure it's not as not as easy especially the thing is

is the fact that it's been that footage was like oh yeah it happened fucking like five years go, which is like, oh yeah, the American government will have just like, we can't really show this at the moment. Yeah, and the question is why are they showing it? And

why does no one care? Like, we barely even care. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like it's not enough, you know? But the same at the same time, it is do you think a bunch of conspiracy theorists who were all about spacecraft

stuff, now that the government have released stuff about it, they they believe it less now because it's the government saying it yeah because you don't trust the government above anyone else yeah no I love I love that theory

that um like all the Roswell stuff started happening after nukes were set off because it like indicates to some greater life form that we've reached a certain point of tech understanding so they're like what is going on over there

like there's a reading of some crazy energy output God comes back What are you guys doing? What the hell is going on here? But at the same time it is the simple case

and there's a lot of evidence for this there's a lot of stuff that gets seen by this stuff and there's UFO, it's a sighting and it's always like oh then like a few years later they just announced this highly fucking advanced fighter jet

and especially with like Air 51 it's just a military fucking black site that's what it is until there's literally until there's literally alien arguing immigration on Peers Morgan, people aren't going to care.

Yeah, they're not. Yeah. And it's like there's loads of stuff about like unmanned drones at the moment. There's loads of stuff like that. That does complicate things. The drone tech is like... Yeah.

Yeah, our own tech is like so far enough. Because that's the, yeah, that's probably if you follow the Occam's Razor thing of like, yeah, surely it mostly is going to be some kind of military tech we just don't know about like all these different countries, all the crazy stuff we don't know

it's gonna be like flying through the air doing craziness I don't know but why what do you mean what like the orb thing because it's cool it goes under the ocean then just flies out like into space and he can't keep up with it

like it's a probe droid it's an interesting thing because it's just technology at the end of the end technology is interesting I like technology yeah what would it take for people to care though Like, what would it, what would be causing meltdowns, be people reassessing their beliefs?

If they, if Kim Kardashian posted TikTok of them, that's literally what would fucking break the internet. Arm in arm with it. Because people, people don't care because it's not, they're not celebrities. We care, us, we care of our celebrities. They would be there. They'd be huge celebs, wouldn't they? They would, because they'd imagine we follow is the first alien on TikTok we'd get, you know? Well, no, it's just, we've said this before, it's the porn.

The first porn video of involving aliens will break the internet. Grace, yeah. Bell Delphine and Xylem 5 They'd bring back Lisa and they would bring that You could not, yeah No But then let's let's say

What if they just look really disappointing Like really uninteresting? They were just like humans but they had like An antenna That was it No, but it doesn't matter because people are still foam over them. Especially if they look more monstrous, it's over. I think they'd look less monstrous.

No, but what about their proper monstrous? That's the cool thing about District 9, the fact they are, they call them prawns, because they just look like giant prawns. That would be freaky. If something like that appeared and it was like, it had intelligence, but it looked like a prawn, you know? That would be freaky. It was like a bird thing that, like... Oh, that'd be terrifying.

I think it's more likely, though, that anything that, like, comes here would be, like, a kind of robot, like, synthetic thing. Yeah, there's no way they survive, the space. Yeah, like, it would have to be made. Yeah, they're just netrons. Literally. Yeah. That's the only way of it. I mean, they might have...

They might have... It would make sense to be sending, like, drones and things that aren't even manned, right? Yeah. But what if they will combine their consciousness into, like, one... thing and it's all like, the borg yeah that's what that's what that drone footage is that's the that's the king

that's the hive mind is flying around no but they're all the hive mind you know the sense hive mind you know jellyfish are quite alien jellyfish are alien maybe that's where jellyfish came from

if there's going to be aliens I want them to be the UIval aliens because they're like fucking stunning. The what aliens? The rival ones? Oh, the arrival aliens. Yeah, and they're pretty chill for the most part. But imagine actually seeing that.

You would have a breakdown. Yeah. If you interacted with one, you know. But saying that, like, I'd probably have a breakdown if I interacted with a whale. I'd probably have a breakdown if I interacted with a person. Well, in kind of completely inverse news, I paced this down because

it's just it's just too far it's too much it's it's taken off it's taken off everyone's doing it now everyone's gooning everyone

I'll be back on the gooning no you know it's over right when lad bible is making articles about gooning oh my god get your own fucking content yeah lad bible doing it again

lab bible gooning bedroom trend is taking over the internet as it skyrockets in popularity. This was 18th of December, 2023. The way the internet is talking about sex is rather fascinating, which is the polite way of saying, I'm getting old, and the way new generations talk is weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you one day, I promise. Blah, blah, blah. This is a boomer article. It is a boomer article, but that's Lab Bible, right? Back in our day, we just gooned to porn mags and it wasn't called gooning back then. So they're talking about like this. Some people already know.

them and keep typing into Google and according to the Daily Mail sex and relationship expert Rachel Thompson has been tracking trends. She's trawled her way through 160 million Google searches to figure out what's hot and what's not when people use the internet for one of its most popular functions. The rising star among all of these is something called gooning. No, I've never heard of it either, with a 778% increase in the amount of searches. Apparently gooning is basically edging yourself until you enter a trance-like state, reaching some sort of solitary nirvana over not having blown your beans during a marathon wanking session. No other term

has grown in popularity quite so much over the last five years, though at an increase of 504% Femboy isn't far behind. Others wanted to know what a thirst trap was, delved into the world of the thruple and learn more about edging which basically ties back into gooning. Wow. The correlation is that everyone's gooning to Femboys. Yeah.

Oh and they say the losers. In a disastrous turn of events for car parks and motorway laybys everywhere, it turns out that people are losing interest in dogging with searches down 34%. Perhaps dogging has had its day

while people looking up spanking, similarly dropped 33%. The biggest loser over the past five years was cottaging, which has plummeted 70%. What is that? I don't even know that one. That is gooning of that, you're going to have to

get your cottage. You've got to talk to your nan about that one. Right behind that is sploshing, down 54% in Google searches. But seemingly, still having an active and interested community over on TikTok so perhaps some of those internet folks have not given up on their kinks.

Oh, cottaging, that action I'll just go, the action of engaging in homosexual acts in a public toilet. Oh, the old the old George Michael. Wow. See, they need to rebrand it. They need to call it George Michael in.

May he rest in peace. Yeah, pretty disturbing, huh? Well, yeah, I wish George Michael was still around. He made some fire music. yeah true yeah we again again we were ahead of the curve we were actually so disgustingly ahead of the curve the curve the the curve that we just like in the Wikipedia article

when people talk about the boom of gooning jar media needs to be the first like recorded case do we want to be it no we do we absolutely do oh it's crazy but that is a result of COVID like this many years of vast COVID

and now we're getting the gooning car And that's probably why the dogging thing's gone down because no one won't go outside anymore, you know? That's a shame. Yeah, everyone get out there and start dogging again, will you? Bring him back. Make Britain dogging again. Make Britain dog again.

I caught that very early jar story. I caught some doggers. You did? Yeah. That was scary. Quite strange. So when are we going to get our first, like, walking into gooning experience? I guess it's just inherently less likely, so it's not likely because it's not,

in a public space, right? Unless that would be the next... When a goon is a sick of goon in, then it will have to be like, yeah, there'll be like... Dogger goon. Like a... Like a old school internet cafes,

but you rent like a... A cubicle. Gooning cafe. That is a business idea. Oh my gosh. Yeah, because you can like, you can get like a Boba V.R. I thought Jordan Peterson would be there day one. Yeah.

Strap down being milked. Oh man. Interesting. It's an interesting thing to think of it. That's your job, you know, like, looking up, like, what creepy shit people are. I'm searching on Google. I mean... What are you looking at me?

No, I was doing it for education reasons. We all were. Yeah, how did we find out about it? I think I stumbled across Goon Caves. That's right, yeah. And I was like, guys, look, I found this. And it's like, oh, Goon Caves. Caves.

Yeah. You invented Gune Caves. It's my sub-founder. Yeah, you founded it. That's right. And then we looked at the subreddit and it had like 10K users and that's like hundreds of thousands. Yeah, it was like an in joke. Yeah.

Which we shared on the cast. And then... We created... There is Gouners in the Jail fandom. They don't have to commit that they are gooners. Well, we've had writings before with people like saying... I realized I was a gooners from. us taking the piss out

Oh man it's so crazy It's so hiddenistic Yeah it's like the worst kind of Headam is head on me Let's not touch the whole porn topic again Yeah you don't want to upset more people Shut down need to do that But goddamn people are wrong about that

As usual I'm right Anyone you disagree is wrong Well get your goon in quick Because we'll be back after these messages This is the good word Yeah JAR Media shirts

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On the subreddit And answer questions Just like you can And just like Gabriel is God Did Ja Since Alex and Jim will be away

Will James invite Scott Cawthorne onto the cast? Nope. Oh. The mere mention of Scott summons Beal. Hmm. The, um, the inspiration for Cheetah. Well, there's one for you here, James, from Walrus Brough.

I'm gonna need that top gear special tier list from James. Consequences, if he doesn't pick Vietnam, by the way. The Vietnam one is phenomenal. The Vietnam one is... excruciatingly good. And they got the Botswana special. The Africa special is very good. We go to like Texas and one.

America is a good one. The American ones are terrible. They're so uninteresting. The Middle East special is exceptionally good. The Middle East special? Yeah. The Middle East Special is up there. The Vietnam Special, the Botswana Special.

You got the Africa Special, which is good. Honestly? Burma. I'd say. Number one is Vietnam, number two is Burma, and I'd probably say number three would be the Middle East or Africa special. Fair, okay. We have, I could have put this in housekeeping, but I feel like this is meaty and takes you on a journey in a way that I wasn't anticipating. The fellow who was the accountant in training wrote back in, this is GGG-375, wrote in saying this,

and Billy, don't move the mic. Hi, it's the accountant slash wannabe writer here. Thank you for addressing my concerns in the last episode. I had no idea James used to be an accountant. I think this is very cool, and what's even cooler is he found a job more to his liking. I appreciate the advice given by the three of you, James mentioning of the high suicide rates of accountants made me wince,

but it does make me think about how important valuing my mental health is. And I like Alex's advice of writing something like a page a day. I think I'll try to practice writing fundamentals over the next year and write little stories whenever I can, so I can really hit the ground running later on. Even if I do not end up writing the Great America Novel or a successful fantasy series in the vein of Berserk, which is my dream, I want to at least look back on my life and say I indulged in my passions.

Hopefully one of those passions is gooning, am I right, boys? I've got some advice. If they want to watch, why it's saying that's on the level of Berserk, staying in accounts is a good idea, because you'll know psychological horror is so severe. You'll be inspired. Just as an update to my job, and in a surprising turn of events,

I learned that my manager is a Nazi. This game is quite a shock. For background, my manager is an unruly-looking man with an even worse attitude. He always appears disheveled, dressed in torn t-shirts, more typical of a local car mechanic than an accounting manager, and he seems incapable of speaking in anything other than grunts. He wobbles and coughs as he moves.

With all the flimsy grace of a... gorilla with tuberculosis. At the conclusion of our last meeting, he rose from his chair only to totter to one side, wrapping his knuckles against my locker for support. So far, he's been unprepared at every meeting we've had, which is all the more confusing since he's the one scheduling the meetings. He knows less about my clients than I do, and I'm a first year. One aimless night I was scrolling through Twitter, I decided to look my unseemly manager up. After typing his name, I found his profile, which displays his full name and type. title, his headshot and a description urging accounting professionals to connect.

I checked his likes, and as you'd expect from his type, there was a full gambit of right-wing celebrities, Shapiro, Nick Adams, I think I saw Booger Nick there too. And then there was this one tweet that said, this may violate X's terms of service. Curious, I clicked onto it, only to see a meme that said, hard to swallow pills, Adolf Hitler was right. Scrolling further down on my manager's likes revealed many posts ranting about white genocide and the need to have as many white babies as possible. Truly horrendous and vile shit. Flabbergasted and appalled that my manager would be so unambiguously bigoted. I did the maybe stupid thing and reported my manager's liking of the Hitler tweet to HR. It seemed like the right thing to do since his profile was so

business professional looking. I didn't want my future employees associating me with this man. We'll see if HR does anything or if they'll just decide to cut me loose for rocking the boat it may be the best that way no you did the white thing yeah you did the white thing fucking so first I was like um you need a little bit more evidence than just saying like liking a ben Shapiro tweet doesn't make you a nuts you know um but then yeah obviously the other stuff definitely does yeah and also I got a shout out manor makes a difference when he like he clearly cares about writing because it was well written that comment like because the bad ones when I'm like stumbling and spitting

over words and stuff because it's like oh man this is like so horribly written this is an awesome one you know it's like a joy to read but yeah that's unfortunate weirdly that's your first page another correlation James had a similar experience with one of your old

managers which you found out some stuff through Twitter as well I was this was a company where the only employee was me so I was HR I was everything oh my God so I was like looking for his tweets it was like oh he's talking about gangbangs

oh there's actually just hardcore porn on his business account and I was just like sitting there like I can't I'm HR I can't possibly ask him be like can you stop liking gangbang porn on the business account please that's mad people have lost their jobs over less

for tweets and stuff like this so yeah I think that's probably right that you've reported him for that because that's pretty on the business account too It's like, how stupid do you have to fucking be? Yeah. Yeah, you're asking for it. Yeah.

Yeah, crazy. When I read that, I was like, oh, I wasn't expecting this story to take this turn? It definitely did. I got one for you, Jim, from Blanscape. With Kojima Productions, having recently announced a live action adaptation of 2019's Death Stranding, how do you ming as particularly Jim feel this might fare in comparison to other attempts it bringing more cinematic video game franchises to the big screen, such as Assassin's Creed and Uncharted. In my opinion, Death Stranding has a far greater potential for success, since the core plot already

lends itself more towards the medium of film than most other AAA titles. While I certainly enjoyed playing through the game, it often felt like the open-world elements diluted what should have been a much tighter narrative. Additionally, the surreal and unnerving setting arguably manages to do Lovecraftian horror, cosmic horror, better than any actual adaptations of H.P. Lovecraft's original stories? Um, I think, I think Kajima's clunky storytelling style works better in games.

Yeah. Then, like, I, he's gonna, they're gonna have to come out that with a hatchet. Yeah, he's, he's got a lot of, like, interesting, like, visual flair. You can see it. And concepts as well. Yeah. yeah um really interesting stuff and i was never bored watching the cutscenes of death stranding

but the fact that i had like a a weird different game to play in between these long ass cutscenes that's basically like you walk into like a room and there's a character and he a film director normally yeah a film director or yeah some video game guy Um, and they talk at you and just explain the concepts of this world that he's created. Mm. And those are the cutscenes. Right. You know, it's, it's just exposition.

There's, there is good character work in the game, but like, it, I never felt like those, the exposition in the game was boring. Because the stuff being said was interesting. But it was contextualizing the gameplay for me. you know if if the stuff in between that expository like fluff is like action pieces again the game isn't that action heavy um that's i think that's a uh an uphill battle um because i think i think adapting the metal gear stuff which is apparently happening is also yeah a crazy challenge and it's also it's i don't know at a certain point it's just like the reason it's so important and special is the medium that it was established in and what it was able to do within that medium and ripping it away from that medium like robs it of something you know yeah for sure and like an example is there's the the character um heartman or heart no i'm i'm confusing die hard man with um heart there's a there's a character who's all to do with a heart

winding refin oh the director yeah the director that that character has a heart shaped heart and he what do you mean by that

heart shaped heart he's got like a deformed heart where it's the shape of like a cartoon right okay that's fine and he he willingly every

every like five minutes he shocks himself into having a heart attack and then he can go to the beach, which is like the purgatory room, to look for his family who died. And this is implemented in a cutscene where, like, the cutscene happens. He has this shock, falls over.

And then you're just, like, in the room. And he's out for a minute. So you can just, like, look around. Oh. So it, like, implements the inconvenience of every five minutes this guy disappears for a minute. Yeah. And it implements that with interactivity. And it's really...

How do you communicate something like that outside of a game? Well, yeah, if you don't have that thumbstick to look around his, like, ridiculously detailed room, while for that one minute, you're not going to get the same experience of that interaction. That's a lot of information to communicate to an audience. Yeah, but also the experiential side of it is lesser because there is no control. and it's going to have to be way more restricted to a more traditional probably two-hour yeah which i don't think they can fit like everything in so i'm curious i guess if it's like actually kajima productions i guess yeah if they have a say over it um or i don't know if um maybe the first movie won't be the full game yeah i feel like a lot i don't can you guys name a

single game you'd want to see a movie of. Give me one. Because I don't think there's a... I don't care about any game. Like, I like them being gay. Like, I don't need that. Yeah. The only thing I can think of is, and I didn't even really care about arcane, but that

style of doing it, you know, where it's like a story set in a world that's kind of cool, or the edge runners thing, you know? Yeah, yeah. That style is quite cool. Yeah, but it's not trying to replicate the game. It's just using the base of a world to tell its own. Yeah.

It's not the story of the game, beat by beat. No, that's not interesting. You know, when you hear about, yeah, the Mass-Fet movie, the Barshet movie, all this stuff is like that. It's just using that, it makes the IP stronger, because now you have more products within the IP of it interesting. Like, Edge Run has saved fucking cyberpunk. Yeah, you definitely helped. It did a lot for the game. Yeah, and it's like it's, but even by itself, it's its own perfect thing.

And I know so many people have just seen the fucking anime. Yeah. It's like, they've had a great time. You've still got that golden game, then. I was definitely more willing to play the game. because of that show yeah there's something cool there's a cool world here that i like and i want to spend more time in yeah i think that makes way more sense um cyberpunk obviously existed before the game yeah so the game is based in a pre-established universe so making a tv show it was like a board

game right yeah like a um d d and d it's just like d and d but yeah but sci-fi yeah um so that that makes more sense to me because like you couldn't you couldn't take metal gear and be like right we're going to take the universe of metal gear and make a movie in that universe it's like what i don't care yeah metal gear is interesting because of its because of snake and like that story it's core to the whole world it's telling the most important story from that world it's it's less like hinged on on the world itself. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like cyberpunk edge runners is kind of an

edge case of that actually working. Most of the time it is just like one to what, like the Uncharted movie, like trying to adapt three, four different games and taking little bits and pieces and like it's just trash, you know? Yeah. And like the base of Uncharted

you don't really have much to work with. It's just Indiana Jones, which we already have. Yeah, but it's worse than Indiana Jones, like from the get-go. Yeah, I don't know I think it will probably be a very good looking movie Yeah, he does so Kajima's ability

We definitely need more cosmic horror stuff So if they really leaned into that And tried to actually make it kind of creepy Or But if Kajima himself has like The input Like you can tell that He's directing

Since I played Ground Zero's It's like this guy is an I-4 cinema the way he directs a scene really interesting and looks great yeah I saw my backlog dust stranding I own it on Steam

yeah it's worth playing it's uh well in a a little bit of a different turn Esther Jack Dor says hi Jarman when showering do you face the shower or the opposite side of the shower I told my partner I always face the opposite side

and he said that he thinks most people face the shower so obviously my first thought was to ask you guys I think facing the shower is when you're like going through it what what do you mean I feel like I do I'm actually moving quite a lot yeah yeah yeah I'm moving quite a lot you know a picture a movie scene where like you're a character is stood in the shower with his like hands against the thing

and the water's coming down on his face he's just been through the ringer I never used the top one what you never used a top one what do you mean by that the top what the top fucking shower you don't use the one of the drops all over you and it's fixed in position you use the fucking

the arm you wait you pick it up and you yeah really how are you gonna fucking clean your body if you're not shooting that shit in your armpits and that whole episode just about like how you wash it's crazy yeah it's crazy just can't predict it you have the candle ready before

or after the candle is ready before that shit's burning the entire shower. Like, what, you're not going to... What? Why are you going to stand there? And be like, oh, I'm cleaning myself. No, you grab that shit and you fucking get it going everywhere.

How are you supposed to blast it up your ass? Well... You could... My shower at home is like... You put it on a thing. And it comes down on you. And then if you need to, like, do a deep... Anime.

Then you... Yeah, it's one of them. But some also have, like, a fixed popper... Yeah, yeah. Waterful fucking... Yeah, I know the ones you mean. Yeah, but you have the one that's detachable and then you pick it up and you get it going everywhere.

Because then you hold it and you can pop up. I don't find that necessary most of the time. I do. Yeah, that's just for the nooks and crannies, you know? Yeah, no, but that's how I mainly clings. It just gets it done so quickly and efficiently. See, that's my thing. I have no urgency in the shower.

I do, it's cold. What? It's cold. The bathroom's cold. It's like, I'm getting into that. I'm getting that hot water. I'm coating myself. in it, I'm cleaning, soaping up, you know, doing my hair.

Doesn't the candle warm the room? Not enough. I said, I'm getting out of the shower, putting the towel over me, squatting on the floor on my candle, and then that's my central heating, and I'm done. But, good thing is... I don't even know how to answer this now. I'm like, so... Well, I'm going to say both.

You know, like, if I soap, lather up my chest a lot, I'm going to need to face the shower to wash it off properly to rinse You're going to be like turning You don't need to turn when you've got the The adjustable You might get wrapped up in it

Hanged by it Yeah Well simple ambassador says You're at a black-eyed peas concert And Will I Am calls you up on stage What do you do? Leave Sing along

I snatched the mic and I go Let's get written yeah i was thinking the exact same thing so i got nothing to add i saw an awesome video of uh not will i am but uh the guy from imagine dragons in the in the studio with his headphones on like just singing into the mic for one of the songs and it's like i see if i can find it this is fucked You've made me out Believer

Believer We just get a good bit Black me down It built me up Believer Oh but That seems so uncomfortable Imagine being that guy

Sat next to Oh my gosh I bet there are some good comments on though Even the producers Trying not to laugh Now that's metal Jesus That sounds like it's taking decades off his voice's lives, man

I hope it is I'm not I don't like Imagine Dragons Man Yeah I kind of like Feel a bit douchey Like because everyone dunks on them all the time But they're so goddamn dunkable They're so fucking dunkable watching them live

loads of people do man yeah I know my parents I should disown myself like guess right now how many monthly listeners do they get on the spotter they get 51 million hundreds of millions 90 millions

I'm going to tell you right now 300 million James was pretty close 591 million that's because I listen to them that's wrong Are you accounting for YouTube music? Yeah, that is Spotify.

No, this is just Spotify. And then Wadio. Radio is at least $50 million. They are huge. They're disgustingly huge. They do a ween at all. That's how fucking huge they are. Wait, so that Believer song is their most played song on Spotify.

Yeah, it's enormous. Yeah. It's crazy. Everyone knows that song. It's crazy. Believer! No one cares about the OG anymore, Radioactive. I care about radio.

us that music video no Kendrick Lamar radioactive that's what I'm talking about weird video what Kendry Lam on stage with Imagine Dragons

performing radioactive that is fucking bizarre yeah with the drum oh my god I need to see it again because it's iconic get it up

get up it's like a 20 minute video it just keeps going yeah it's like super long when Kendrick starts hitting the drum though

you know the I remember it, I remember it. The radioactive drum. Radioactive. Come on, Billy, come here, I'll do you. Billy's radioactive. She is.

No, I genuinely think they might have the worst song ever written. Jeez. Wait, it's not even done. The fact that I've generally I've, like, gone home and my parents are home, and they're, like, blasting that for a beat. This is why I should never. return home.

How could you make that song and be like, I'm gonna release this? Yeah, how? I'm putting it out there. No self-respect. Because he made like 10 million fucking quit off it, probably. Yeah.

If you were then, would you release this shit knowing you're gonna make some mad fucking money? Would you do it? Like, they could release anything, basically. Yeah, and it's... Yeah, when you got a platform like that. Yeah. They're called Imagine Dragons. Of course they're gonna be

popular. Imagine. Do you not think so. some of their popularity is also due to be good to Minecraft out of these like surely that did a lot i think they did they got yeah i think captain sparkles launched them into the stratos launched uh cold play he's a he's a multi-millionaire from this it he earned it no joke he he put himself out there he he was the cringiest guy on the planet for like a decade and he deserves what you know

he's weeping the pockets oh man respect crazy but fat farta 69 says I got my mum to watch succession but she always mispronounces it as suck sessions

we wrote a family gathering a family gathering and she turned to my auntie and said insert my name has really gotten me into suck sessions you should try it too followed by my auntie giving me the weirdest look imaginable

your thoughts suck sessions how do you not know the word succession succession everyone knows that word how do you yeah succession suck session suck session

suck sessions why would you suck sessions yeah I could do James has really got me into suck sessions it's

that show is so good it does feel like a good suck session but um this there's a bit of overlap with me with this I like the phrase oh that's bloody fresh

but I've been changing it recently and saying oh that's bloody flesh I don't know but it sounds like bloody flesh it sounds a bit serial killer so I can't really say that you can you can oh that's bloody flesh

it's like not it's not what I'm intending you know to be fair you kind of sound like you have a lisp or something hmm okay you know like you like it sounds like you mean fresh yeah totally not gonna get bullied for it like the intonation

you kind of get what is being said but also you're talking about bloody flash you know yeah it's like a dog whistle for cereal gillard I'm gonna wanna whistle I get out of line

yeah hey hey hey dig the head says hi Jha as many bear bears do I usually listen to a playlist of old episodes don't we fall asleep. My girlfriend has now become aware of this

and refers to me as her charling as opposed to darling. Thoughts also shout out Anna. Yeah, that's kind of fire. No. Go further. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

She doesn't get to it. That's copyright material right there. Yeah, she doesn't get that. Yeah, actually, we should be getting royalties. Hmm. Yeah, so Anna, you owe us. Yeah. Sign up to the Patreon, thank you.

Damn Mondorf says Bear Bear Distinguished Ja gentlemen I know you've discussed American pickup trucks on the cast before but do you guys have any opinions on the people who drive them where I live in America

pickup drivers are easily the worst drivers on the road nine times out of ten so the point where it can be genuinely it can genuinely be scary to see that a pickup is behind you on the highway just wondering if it's the same over in England thanks boys for the hard work and it's the same

and I think this applies to any car that is that high So if a range rover or any of these SUVs are behind me Especially when my car slammed to the ground When I'm getting blinded It's like I'm I can especially at night I'm like I'm gonna fucking pull over and let you pass Because I can't fucking see anything

Yeah Yeah I think our equivalent is range rovers I'm always like extra vigilant when I see one Because they just have a level of confidence That's like just not Yeah you're gonna be a bad driver Which is probably the same as it is in America But at least of range rovers

It's like the longer you go the yeah the more likely is that they're going to break down so you just have to keep going in some point they're going to stop you just got to outpace it yeah but the American ones are like gross because they're like two two and a half ton fucking trucks and the people who drive them incompetent and if you're in like a normal size car

if that thing hits you from the rear when they haven't paid attention you're going to die yeah that is scary and that's horrifying so no absolutely not I don't like it Got two more here, boys, the penultimate friend, Bilbo Smashings.

Bear Bear Jar, boys. I started listening to you fellas eight years ago when I was 16. I'm now 24 and will become a father in March of this year when our baby is born. Which Jarre episode should I let the little one experience first? Personally, I think making him watch the corncast where you do a tour of the Minecraft world would be an epic starting place for a newborn. For a newborn, you're going straight in. Yeah, he's, yeah.

It opens eyes to the corncursed. No, no, we can do worse. You can do worse. Not even the normal episode. There's some, like, some of the recent episodes, great. When we talk about, like, shit. Yeah. Yeah, because we've joked about that before.

Like, you know, they say playing Beethoven for, like, newborns or whatever. Just do a little social experiment, I guess, and see what kind of disorders he develops from being trained on jar. But I would say, I almost don't like. the fact that people who watch us are now having kids that's crazy I haven't yet you're not allowed

I know right you don't have to have a child yeah but it's nice baby cast he's gonna be the first one of us to have kids I actually kind of have an issue with like influencers who have babies and make it like a huge part of their content

yeah absolutely not Yeah, I don't like that. I think that's kind of evil. I think that really sucks. That baby can't consent? Mm-hmm. What if they're, like, three years old, like, and then they have, like, harbor resentment towards you, like, when they're older.

Like, you use me as a little three-year-old to get clicks on your fucking TikToks. What are you doing? Why did you do that to me? You own them, the most horrible ones are when it's, like, a TikTok. I kept seeing ones where, like, mums were cracking. an egg on their kids head and the kids were getting like really upset

because like they just got smacked on the head by their mum with an egg and they're like but because it's a trend yeah that's called child abuse I'm sure to fucking die

I would just be like what the hell man you know child abuse is okay as long as it's for a TikTok yeah well it's like the it's not it's not that many steps

removed from those creepy things in America you know the pageant shows and shit you know like they can't consent to that yeah yeah for sure saying that

though I am glad someone used their baby for that video where the guy does the like the scary face he's like duet that is very

that's a good one it's not to say there's no good funny videos like the the the big Lebowski dubbing oh my god

that's totally fucking the baby's getting christened right or whatever Yeah Give me the money shit head It's just like Yeah

But yeah I would never use my child like that No No No They're gonna have a normal life The fact that people profit Off of like

Creating life You know But you realise that money I made off my baby Is gonna pay for their college education once Yeah and it's not gonna pay For the therapy they need those fucking yes let's end on this one then from

the trail we banana oh that's a little reference to Eldorado on the trail we blaze I love it John what is each member's interpretation of a leviathan

let's also say you each control one um I'd say anything big enough I think Leviathan has What separates it from a behemoth a leviathan is bigger than a bohemoth?

Why? Leviathan. Leviathan, I feel like it has to be associated with water, where behemoth doesn't. Well, yeah, ships. Yeah, I think a leviathan is somewhat tentacle-like. I associate Leviathan with tentacles. Was that not just because of Mass Effect 3?

What is the Leviathan in Mass Effect 3? The Leviathan's, they're the weakest. The Reapers, like what they have. are. Oh, from the D.L.C. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's...

Giant Squids. That's basically what Leviathan's are there. Leviathan D.L.C. awful trash. Actually, it's quite interesting. No, it sucks. Shut the fuck up. You've got to go watch our

5-hour on MassFit 3 discussion. God damn, man. Because I'd never played that D-L-C until I played the game recently and it's like this... Yeah, because when it came out, like, all the MassFit fans were in pure cope mode.

Yeah. Yeah. It was like, anything. Like, please, it's my... And people were like, oh, this is actually kind of good, isn't it? Oh, answers to something. Yeah. And then playing it now, it's like, wow, you fucking scrambled this shit together. Yeah, no, it plays like shit. That's all of us are through, though.

No, the law sucks. I can't remember laws that shit. Well, exactly. Everyone was saying it's good. It's not. It's crap. It's terrible. That's the leviathan.

No, she's a behemoth. Oh. Well, she, yeah, you called her a behemoth and she's angry. What? What do you want, meal? You've already had you. If you want some more. Beal.

Beal, want meal? But yeah. Um, I would probably say it's a boat of some kind. Some big, freaky boat. A boat? A leviathan boat. Like a boat. Leviathan's take down boats, right?

No, it doesn't have to be a monster. It can just be like a Leviathan-class cruiser or Leviathan-class battleship. Like a spaceship? Yeah, it can be a spaceship as well. It is a cool, satisfying word. Yeah. Leviathan. Yeah.

So is behemoth. Bohemoth is a bit more brutal though I imagine like a giant bear Behemoth yeah like something fluffy Whereas Leviathan on there Goliath behemoth Leviathan is a person No I don't think it is

Oh my god it's so cute Yeah David and Goliath Yeah that's where it comes from Goliath yeah yeah like a giant guy M Goliath what are you pointing at Cyborg?

Yeah Yeah Cyborg specifically From Zach Snyder's I iteration of Justice League Yeah Goliath Goliath

Goliath Why did Billy just come in And sit on that tiny chair It suits her It does suit her It is She has the little chair And it's like a door

It looks quite comfy to be fair I'm glad it's on camera I wish it was a bit more on camera though Billy There you go Like you can properly see From our angle The little chair

Look at her tail wagging Well I guess That does it folks Yeah She is such a little fucking cutie Yeah Look her, you can see her on the camera as well I'm glad she's gravitated to that chair

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Omega and a lamp Yeah What would be the best dog breed To name Guna? You have a little dog Oh, it's tiny Something small and pathetic A Yorkie?

No, Yorkie's... No, Yorkie's on... Yeah, they are, they don't have Guna energy Like chihuahua's have Guna energy Do they? They do. A little Chihuahua called Gune. No, you've not seen, you've not seen Guna Energy

until you've seen a Chihuahua trying to fuck a big adult. That is such Guna fucking energy, man. It's like, because it's so, it's so fucking pathetic. Yeah. And it's like, I'm laughing. What could you possibly achieve? Yeah. Nothing.

Yeah, it's like my sister's Chihuahua. Has actually been used to breed. And it's like, I look at him. It's like, well, he's a stud. He's been a stud, man. He's been a stud. And he's such a little fucking. shit like p it pisses everywhere

has like a really big attitude and it's like mate shut up huh bark a lot yeah and it's like guy he's fucking terrified of gaius he's started getting all angry and I'm big with guys it's like bias literally pierces my flesh he literally attacks me

you're gonna start him that they don't really care about size in the same way you know like a little dog can dominate a big one if they're bullshit enough you know we do I'm fine no water no thank you

hmm I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna do you know I have wanted to bring this up on the cast before because it's

obviously this is the off shut which is like the end cut you know when we've had those talk before about guys not being on a lead and loads of people go angry at me upsets people yeah

because they always use the argument that if there's another dog on a lead who isn't really good with dogs you know it's an issue

it happened it happened so I was walking guys down the road and obviously correction here he's no lead no collar

I opened the door and we walk and I was walking down it guys this is with a stick just walking small world country road

you know and then we were walking and at the the end by Sam's driveway there was a woman with two big hunting dogs big hunting dogs and she saw guys without lead and she was like oh can you put him on a lead and i was like i can go on i don't what does she say she didn't say anything but then she moved her dogs the driveway yeah and guys walked past didn't look at them they were they were staring at him

and she was controlling her dogs but guys was perfectly just didn't give a shit walking into where he's going. So that is a counterpoint with the people saying that it could cause issue but I'm not responsible for your dog. You're responsible

for your own dog. What about because he doesn't care about other dogs? He doesn't like other dogs. What if you saw a rabbit or a cat? That's the concern, isn't it? Cat's not a problem.

If it darts though, the prey joke if the cat ones there is an issue there but I can control him perfectly. If I raise my voice at him and trying to stop, he'll stop instantly Because it's just well trained It's just interesting now that given I've had that experience

It is always like I always know guys this is going to be well behaved Because I walk him off the lead all the time This is not on me With with Floss, the chocolate lab I walked her a few times without a lead When she was older Yeah I wasn't until she was older

Because she was quite a naughty She was younger And I like wouldn't trust Pays with that or Argi. Argi is a little shit because he would literally run off to see other people and he won't stop.

Yeah, I went up to the gallops like a year or two ago and he saw someone like in the distance because the gallops is enormous like miles and just feels. Really lovely walk there. Yeah, it's lovely up there but yeah, he just saw what he thought

was like a group of people that might like him just bye. He just like waddled over to them. Yeah. Which is good because Guyas doesn't care about people. He doesn't.

care about dogs. He cares about the stick that he's holding. Yeah. Argy wants to say hi to every dog and every person. Yeah. Gaius doesn't. She's a really good thing because it's like when other dogs there can be issues of our dogs when other people have their dogs off the lead and those dogs are more

assertive. Because then Gaius is like, no, fuck you leave me alone. See, he will like try and be a bit bitey, but that's just a get out of my way, leave me alone. And it's funny because there's an interesting thing. I'm a walk pastime of a collie. another collie it was a longer-haired collie really sweet collie

and obviously we crossbar both dogs off the lead and it's like they don't fucking care none of them wanted just mind their own business just really good thing I love collies for that it's just like they're so low effort on walks yeah Max was like that he just didn't care about other dogs really

unless they got in his space and yeah Riches I think as Max grew up on a farm he was literally a farm dog so it does make sense as a working dog like mentality get that ball of the the boy god i i don't think i could ever live with without a collie of some degree really yeah oh they're just so easy what about like a max like mix type because he had collie in him didn't he did he was a sweet boy he was the sweetest boy you have

beer but then that was a collie spaniel and they were that that was it's a perfect mix because spaniel's like nutty yeah spaniels are on that's my uncle's got one yet it's just been snapped. Yeah and they've they've let that dog ruin them. Yeah. It's like with a spaniel you got to get that thing under control really soon. Yeah because my family up north have a little spaniel called lady who's like perfect but in the house she's just super chill. You take her out they live right next to the beach they go out to the beach and they let her off and she just miles sees birds they flush birds yeah she just like just runs for miles because it's a big flat beach it doesn't matter. Yeah. Like she

She's just running around. They're doing the other thing. Getting rid of her energy. But lovely dog. Yeah, I'm never going to put guys on a lead. It's way more effort, actually. Just going for a walkway or hold the dog. It's just like, I'm just going out for stroll and guys is coming with me.

It's so good. And I can do it in towns as well. You know, I can do it in towns. Really? Yeah, I'm confident, though. Because the thing is, the amount of cats that scare him. Scare him. Yeah. Because if a cat, if a cat show is, if this is the thing of cats,

and we've had this argument before, it doesn't matter how big the animal is, if a cat is, is being aggressive, every animal. I was talking to someone about this the other day, yeah. And Gaius is the same. Because there was a ginger cat who I'd walk around this field, and the ginger cat liked me. So it'd walk with me, and it'd start charging Gaius,

because Gaius was trying to get to me that the cat was there. That's right. I saw a video of a, like, coyote going to kill a small dog, but this cat just charges in, smacks it and it runs off and saves the dog because yeah like cats are tiny and any any predator can whip

cats apart but because cats are like fuck you every animal's like no I'm not doing with that I wouldn't want to mess with a cat they got lion brains there's that video the cat hit in the crocodile yeah and the crocodile leaves yeah it's a fucking crocodile so why even bother

cats have like some of the fastest reactions yeah I've seen the visuals of snakes like trying to get them and they're like perfectly in time or they like smack it as it's going

they're like ready and then it like leaps and they just smack it like mid-air it's crazy like perfect form they don't move it's just boom

yeah they're like near and snakes have just so disgustingly fast reflexes that it's like you can't do anything and a cat that was another controversy a jar traversy

about Billy being let outside yep And that's another cultural thing, I think, as well. Because, like, we don't really care about that in the UK because there's no wildlife really left to even, like... We've killed all of it. We destroyed them all.

Like, we've got to reintroduced beavers because we just killed them all for their pouts, you know? For their vanilla. So, yeah, Billy... Billy hasn't been much of a killer while she's lived here the last year, but she's come out of retirement in the last week. Found a lung on the ground. Nice little present.

I'm thinking out bad. It's not just a lung. It looked like an actual, like, new fresh-born wat. That was my theory as well. But I showed it to my mum, who's, like, been a nurse and whatnot. She was like, yeah, that's a lung. So she gutted something. There's a carcass somewhere around here.

She always used to leave little... Little presents. She's... Yeah. She's a cute girl, but she's a fucking psycho. I still remember the calendar you got. Oh my God. No, stop looking at it, bro.

You got a kill folder. Yeah, the kill calendar as well. I'm just comparing the... Oh, right, yeah. The mung. Because baby rats look like lungs. It looks like a pawn. Yeah, it does.

I didn't step on it this time. It's also testicle-like as well. Hot. Like covered in sinew and shit. Yeah. Mingy. Yeah.